BROOKLYN’S REAL NEWSPAPERS
Including The Brooklyn Heights Paper, Carroll Gardens-Cobble Hill Paper, DUMBO Paper and the Downtown News
Published every Saturday — online all the time — by Brooklyn Paper Publications Inc, 55 Washington St, Suite 624, Brooklyn NY 11201. Phone 718-834-9350 • www.BrooklynPapers.com • © 2006 Brooklyn Paper Publications • 16 pages •Vol. 29, No. 17 BWN • Saturday, April 29, 2006 • FREE PARK SLOPE CANAL Sale of 3rd Av building could bring Slope to the Gowanus
THIS WEEK By Ariella Cohen along Fourth Avenue one block The Brooklyn Papers east, accelerates the perception that Park Slope is expanding through A powerful real-estate devel- the old Gowanus neighborhood all oper has bought the Jewish Press the way to the canal (“Park Slope building near the Gowanus Ca- River,” anyone?). nal — the latest in a series of Boymelgreen has coveted the moves that could transform the massive, windowless building — industrial area into a village of which until 1965 was a Transit Au-
/ Tom Callan / Tom housing, stores, art galleries and thority facility — since he began waterfront esplanades. snapping up canal-area land two “We are very excited about the years ago, according to property acquisition of the JP site,” said Sara owners nearby. Mirski, spokeswoman for develop- With the Jewish Press building in his portfolio, Boymelgreen now
The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn er Shaya Boymelgreen. “The site provides improved access opportu- / Dana Rubinstein controls more than two acres sur- nities to [a] proposed waterfront es- rounding the canal — land he planade and park” along the canal. wants to turn into “Gowanus Vil- The heat is on The sale of the building, on lage,” a mixed-use neighborhood Third Avenue between First and designed by a glamorous interna-
Tanning enthusiast Samantha Ranieri christens a new salon in Bay Ridge, just in time for GO Brooklyn’s Third streets, coupled with con- Papers The Brooklyn tional architect, Enrique Norten. Fashion Issue. See page 7 to find out what you’ll be dying to wear this summer. And if your 9-year- struction of a Whole Foods market Park Slope on the Gowanus? The Jewish Press building on Third Boymelgreen would transform old is anything like the Oh So Feisty One, follow Smartmom’s shopping experience on page 6. one block south and development Avenue was just bought by developer Shaya Boymelgreen. See CANAL on page 5 Chief Coney Island freak NEW ODD COUPLE weds Nigerian princess Spitzer & Carey do Slope By Dana Rubinstein The Brooklyn Papers By Gersh Kuntzman trials just to get to this day that The lanky attorney general The Brooklyn Papers you can’t help but see how badly and portly former governor made Here it is, freak show fans, he wanted this. It’s a great thing.” an odd couple as they toured The Ghana wedding did have the first photo of Mr. and Mrs. Park Slope on Wednesday. its share of hitches. For one Would-be governor Eliot Spitzer Richard Zigun — aka the thing, Mukoro wasn’t at the air- King of the Coney Island was in town to receive an endorse- port in Accra to meet Zigun two ment from Hugh Carey, who held Sideshow — and his Nigerian weeks ago because she not only princess bride. the office himself from 1975 to didn’t have the right immuniza- 1983 — but it turned into a two- Dick Zigun tion card, but she also “mouthed and Pat Mukoro EXCLUSIVE hour episode of “Hugh Carey Re- off” to security guards, Zigun members.” finally made it said. official in Ghana last week — “I always thought this was the Next, Mukoro — who is not most intelligent district,” said the culmination of a trip to the al- only a princess in the Urhobo tar that began in the late 1990s, Carey, 87, who was a seven-term tribe, but also a Nigerian pop star congressman from the neighbor- was interrupted by a post-9-11 — finally signed the pre-nup deportation, was hindered by at hood before moving to the big (yes, Dick Zigun, whose worldly house in Albany. “It elected the least four governments, and re- possessions include vintage sulted in the loss of thousands of same man seven times.” Coney Island postcards, a Fiji Carey — who was elected as a / Dana Rubinstein dollars for the groom. mermaid skeleton and a closet The couple had been set to Democrat but severed his party full of zoot suits, has a pre-nup!). wed in Cyprus in February, but registration several years after leav- Then, the bride’s niece couldn’t ing office — endorsed Spitzer in
immigration officials blocked Collection of Dick Zigun be found, even though she had just the 2006 election, but the press Mukoro’s passage from Nigeria. Coney Island’s head freak Dick Zigun smootches his Nigerian called from the lobby. Turns out, conference rambled over four Papers The Brooklyn The French government bride, Princess Pat Mukoro, after last week’s wedding in Ghana. blocked a subsequent effort to she was at La Palm Royal Beach decades of history. In Park Slope on Wednesday, former governor Hugh Carey (left) get married in the supposedly ro- hotel — but the one in Togo, not Spitzer and Carey chatted in endorsed Eliot Spitzer for his old job in Albany. mantic city of Paris. And even have been far worse. Zigun’s carny pals — the Great Ghana. (A simple 16-hour round- front of the same stoop on St. the Brits weren’t helpful with Zi- “By African tradition, I should Fredini, Insectavora, Helen Mel- trip drive by the bride’s brother John’s Place where Carey and gun’s plans to marry in Black- have purchased a present for on, the Kerosene Queen, and the solved that problem.) then-Sen. Robert Kennedy fought added, triggering another history handful of reporters squeezed into pool (their Coney Island). Pat’s relatives and paid for three other “wonders of human curiosi- But at last, the couple was in 1966 for the restoration of neigh- lesson, this one about Fort Greene an elevator for an awkward ride to Fortunately, Ghana provided a cows to be slaughtered,” he ty” — said Zigun’s relentless pur- wed. Now all that remains is a borhood brownstones. Park and the Revolutionary War. the third floor. safe haven. wrote from Ghana. “Cows are suit of Mukoro was inspirational. few months of immigration red “It’s about time we had a man of Then both men hopped into Carey shuffled comfortably and Despite the circuitous route to not cheap! So even with paying “I tend to have a cynical heart tape and Mukoro will take her vision and leadership,” said Carey, Spitzer’s waiting limo for the two- proudly down the hallway of the nuptial bliss — and thousands of for two weddings (one unused in about marriage,” said Fred Kahl, rightful place at Zigun’s side dapper in a gray suit and blue block journey to Helen Owen Ca- center — named for his late wife — dollars in lost deposits and airline Cyprus and this one in Ghana), I a.k.a. “The Great Fredini. “But (and, he said, in the Madame handkerchief. rey Day Care Center. and both men peeked in on some tickets — Zigun said it could suppose I am getting off easy!” Dick has been through so many Twisto case in the Sideshow). “We’re in a battleground,” he Once there, Carey, Spitzer, and a napping children. Some were star- tled from their sleep by the intru- sion. Spitzer and Carey tried to charm the sleepy children anyway, includ- ing one tyke with corn-rows. “I wish I could wear my hair like that, but I don’t have enough FREEDOM ROAD Jail hair,” said the follicly challenged Spitzer. “And I love finger-paint- ing,” added Carey. Fresh support for RR protest At another classroom, Carey re- galed the kids, all born in 1998, with By Ariella Cohen noring the real history of the site. war stories about himself and RFK. The Brooklyn Papers After that, the dynamic duo The Brooklyn Papers Moore says the city is better at preserving history in white neighbor- Boerum Hill residents packed a jumped into Carey’s car for the The destruction of a row of hous- hoods than in black neighborhoods. City Council hearing Tuesday to two-block (uphill!) ride to the Park es near Fulton Mall would “contin- “My analysis of 34 Underground beg the city to sell the Brooklyn Café on Seventh Avenue, where ue a legacy” of losing valuable bits Railroad-related sites [shows] that al- House of Detention and build a they met with district leader Alan of black history, a member of the most all still survive in Brooklyn new pen elsewhere in the borough. Fleishman. city’s Landmarks Preservation Heights,” he wrote. But Corrections officials reasserted Spitzer ordered coffee, and Commission charged last week. Underground tunnels connect the their plan to reopen the House of D Carey had iced tea. Both were ex- As reported recently in The wood-frame houses on Duffield after a $240-million renovation that ceedingly polite to the waitstaff. Brooklyn Papers, preservationists Street. Historic records of the Under- will double the jail’s capacity, while Carey sweetened his tea with have stepped up a two-year-old fight ground Railroad in Brooklyn show also adding retail to the ground floor. Splenda, but was quickly reminded to save two Downtown Brooklyn routes that may have included the Relocating the jail is not an option that the politically correct choice homes where the city wants to build houses as way station between aboli- being considered, they said. would have been Sweet’N Low, a parking lot, but they claim is a his- tionist churches and nearby Fulton Homeowners in the shadow of the which is made just a few miles toric site where well-known 19th- Street, which served as a conduit for 11-story holding pen don’t know away. century abolitionists lived and har- slaves traveling to the Fulton Ferry who to blame for their property-val- Carey and Spitzer discussed the bored slaves on their way to freedom. docks and then to Canada. ue-draining neighbor — city offi- 11th congressional district race (off In a letter to the consulting team As a centerpiece of the Downtown cials, or the real-estate brokers who hired by the city to evaluate the site’s the record, of course). Occasionally, Brooklyn redevelopment plan ap- sold them their million-dollar digs a Brooklynite stopped by the table history, Christopher Moore urged the proved two years ago, the city would without mentioning the city's plan.
/ Julie Rosenberg to wish Spitzer luck or give regards city to keep the houses intact. seize the property using the power of “No one really told me it would “Nearly all [Underground Rail- eminent domain and redevelop it into reopen,” said Brad Andrews, who to Carey. road sites] … where most of the a parkland-topped underground ga- bought a condo last spring in the lux- One constituent wanted to feel African-Americans resided have rage for a Willoughby Square hotel. ury building at 53 Boerum Pl. — and Spitzer out on area real-estate de- been destroyed,” Moore, research co- “All we're saying is, 'What's the can see straight into the jail’s cells velopment, including the contro- ordinator at the Schomburg Center from his bedroom window. versial Atlantic Yards mega-proj- rush?'” said Bill Batson, a Democratic Papers The Brooklyn for Black Culture, wrote in an April candidate for state Assembly. “Why is He doesn’t fault the broker who ect. Spitzer responded judiciously, 15 letter to the consultant, AKRF. there such a rush to judgment on sold him the condo — but he's not saying only one thing of substance “Destroying the houses on things that affect Brooklynites?” pleased, either. within earshot: “People are desper- Duffield Street would certainly con- But the city said no decisions have ‘Earth’ angels “She never said that it would re- ate to live here, but can’t afford it.” tinue that legacy,” said Moore, who been made yet, despite Moore and Environmentally sensitive tykes help out at the Park Slope Civic Council Earth Day event at Old open, but she never said it wouldn’t,” Carey munched on his tuna sal- claimed in 2004 that the city was ig- Batson's suggestions to the contrary. Stone House, Fifth Avenue at Third Street, also sponsored by the Friends of J.J. Byrne Park. he said. — Ariella Cohen ad platter. 2 BWN April 29, 2006 SYNAGOGUE THE BROOKLYN PAPERS • WWW.BROOKLYNPAPERS.COM • (718) 834-9350 SERVICES Union THE BROOKLYN Temple Great bridge, great race By Gersh Park Slope’s Friendliest Reform Congregation ANGLE Kuntzman SHABBAT SERVICES: Time was, the Brooklyn nod to the great tabloid tradi- The Participants The Route dressed in their summer cloth- First Friday monthly es. Mick Jagger lives. followed by Potluck Dinner 6:30 p.m. Bridge was so powerful a tion of having a reporter on Hypercaffeinated editor (and Participants started at the All other Friday evenings 8:15 p.m. symbol that protesters would foot “race” a traffic-clogged tabloid veteran) Gersh Kuntz- DUMBO offices of The Brook- 6:19: Kuntzman sees two is forced to stand between a his watch and gloats. Saturday mornings 10:30 a.m. only march across it to com- crosstown bus — we conduct- man vs. young (and, frankly, lyn Papers. Kuntzman took the friends coming towards him guy who could be the “before” But he also tells his young 17 Eastern Parkway plain about Really Big ed the first-ever competition somewhat dubious) reporter footpath to the City Hall police on bicycles. He waves hi, ap- photo in a Dr. Zizmor ad and a charge that their mission has at Grand Army Plaza Things: police brutality, civil pitting the Brooklyn Bridge Dana Rubinstein, tired from a booth on Park Row while Ru- preciates how nice it is to run woman doing Su Doku. taught a valuable lesson: Just rights, abortion rights, war. footpath against the subway. day at the office. binstein took the A/C train into people you know in such 6:22: Kuntzman arrives at because people are marching 638-7600 an often-impersonal city, and City Hall. over the Brooklyn Bridge Rabbi Dr. Linda Henry Goodman from High Street to Chambers A43 But in the past two weeks, keeps on walking. 6:25: Rubinstein’s A/C train doesn’t mean there’s any im- the bridge’s pedestrian walkway and walked the rest of the way. The Race 6:20: Rubinstein’s A/C train arrives at Chambers Street. portant symbolism involved. Congregation has been commandeered so 6:10 pm 6:22 pm arrives (yes, she waited eight 6:30: Rubinstein arrives at It may mean they simply Kol Israel many times — by a candidate 6:10 pm: Both participants minutes during rush hour). She City Hall. Kuntzman checks chose the fastest route. Located in Prospect Heights for an assembly seat; by partici- arrive at the footpath, where since 1924 pants in an Easter Passion play; Kuntzman climbed the stairs 603 St. Johns Place bet. Classon & Franklin by homeowners on Duffield and Rubinstein headed for the 638-6583 Street who are upset that their subway one block away. Rabbi Elkanah Schwartz homes may get torn down; and, Kuntzman walked at a leisure- Fri. at Sunset • Sat. 10:30am W34/37/52 most recently, by supporters of ly stroll, observing the traffic transit union boss Roger Tous- backed up on both sides of the PARK SLOPE saint, who walked him to the bridge (thanks to the om- JEWISH CENTER Tombs to surrender for his 10- nipresent — but unmanned — 8th Avenue at 14th St. day jail sentence — that some / Dana Rubinstein / Allen Salkin police cars parked in the fast Fri. nights 6:30 pm of us at The Brooklyn Papers lane that drive everyone crazy). CHRONIC PAIN FROM Sat. mornings 10 am Adult Ed e Hebrew School wondered if there was a reason The view of the harbor and up Rabbi Carie Carter beyond mere symbolism. the East River was fantastic. POST HERPETIC NEURALGIA (PHN). Park Slope’s Egalitarian, Conservative Synagogue Perhaps, we surmised, walk- 6:12 pm: Rubinstein ar- ing across the bridge is actual- rives at to the A/C station. If you are suffering from persistent pain in the same area as the shingles rash and it The Brooklyn Papers The Brooklyn 768-1453 W29-31 Papers The Brooklyn ly faster than taking the train 6:16 pm: Kuntzman reached has lasted 3 or more months after the disappearance of the rash you may qualify for (an irony, considering Tous- Peripatetic editor Gersh Kuntzman begins the great race the midway point of the bridge participation in a clinical research study to evaluate the effectiveness of a new investi- Congregation at the base of the Brooklyn Bridge footpath. A mere 12 saint’s job). So in the spirit of and took a moment to appreci- gational medication. Mount Sinai investigation — and with a minutes later, he’s waiting for his challenger at City Hall. ate the tourists walking by 250 Cadman Plaza W. Conservative/Egalitarian The study may last up to 9 weeks and includes 7 outpatient clinic visits. A House for Prayer / A Home for People 718-875-9124 ding,” he said. Friday Eve Services 6:30pm To qualify for this study, you must: Saturday Morning 10:00am Others say they started noticing increas- ◆ Rabbi Joseph Potasnik ing air traffic after 9-11. Be between 18 - 80 years of age A29-41 FAA gives plane truth But the FAA says the Berman and other ◆ Have had pain associated with shingles for 3 months By Ariella Cohen are back up, and people are noticing,” residents are simply listening harder now. Shabbat Shalom! The Brooklyn Papers The number of planes landing at La- “Planes have always flown this route,” Qualified participants will receive at no cost: said Woodruff, who added that today’s Presented by Guardia increased just one percent last year ◆ It’s a bird, it’s a plane — nope, it’s compared to pre-9-11 numbers, according to planes are actually quieter. Study related physical exams and blood tests B’nai Avraham just paranoia. ◆ of Brooklyn Heights the Port Authority. Yet many residents say Federal Aviation Administration officials Study related medication The number of people hearing low-fly- they are often troubled by flight noise. came to the neighborhood Tuesday night to 117 Remsen St. • 596-4840 ing aircraft over Windsor Terrace and Park Rabbi Aaron Raskin “I’ve been calling our representatives unveil a new plan for area airspace — but Compensation provided for time and travel Slope is growing faster than the actual constantly, trying to get someone to do the redesign mostly affects other parts of the Candle number of planes flying over the neigh- something about the incredibly low-flying metropolitan area and won’t reduce the both- For more information contact Marina Godina, RN at 212-844-1491 or borhoods at 2,000 to 4,000 feet. planes,” said John Berman, a resident of ersome buzz or the anxiety it produces in Lighting f “The only thing that explains [resi- Prospect Park West in Windsor Terrace. Park Slope and Windsor Terrace. Visit our web site at http://www.stoppain.org dents’ perceptions] is that after 9-11 there Berman said his backyard has felt like a “Aviation patterns are based on econo- Department of Pain Medicine and Palliative Care Tazria-Metzora was quite a reduction in the number of air- landing strip for LaGuardia — 10 miles my and safety,” said FAA technician Mo Beth Israel Medical Center Fri., April 28, before 7:30pm UFN craft,” said Port Authority airspace techni- away — since 2003. 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