Debbie Burt-Frazier. When ItRains,whichfeatures ourown ness. These are thethemespresentin power, anguish,change,hurtandforgive Deceit, strength,pain,betrayal,family, Hammond, IN. Beatniks onConkey, 418ConkeyStreet, permitted. Performanceswillbeheldat provided. Nochildrenunderage7are prior toshowtime.Coffee andsnacksare only atthedoor. Doorsopen30minutes recommended. Call888-928-6648.Cash Tickets are$12.Reservations strongly him whenhediscoversthetruth. er. ButGilliancomesveryneartolosing love offered herbythehandsomepublish witchery, preferringthenormalandhuman the ladybreaksoff withhercompanionsin fortunately, cannotfallinlove.Ultimately, her andwantstomarryher. Witches, un him. Hefallsheadoverheelsinlovewith rival andpartlybecausesheisattractedto Henderson, partlytokeephimawayfroma over anunattachedpublisher, Shepherd modern-day witch.Shecastsaspell Gillian Holroydisjustyouraverage, September 18at2pm. September 9,10,16and17at8pm by Andrea Creasbaum.Performancesare Van Drutendirected Candle, Bell, Book and Theatre presents Hammond Community • • dog. In Hartford,CT, it isillegaltoeducatea of usedrazor blades. In Connecticut,itisillegalto dispose byJohn September 10at7:00pm. Sonja Lee.Saturday, written anddirectedby play WHENITRAINS, performance oftheoriginal presents anencore Simply Livin’ Productions - - -

September 2011 - Page 1 A fellowshowsupatahideouslyfurnished September 25at2pm. are September16,17,23and 24at8pmand rium, 2010ChestnutRd,Homewood,IL Homewood-Flossmoor ParkDistrict Audito- seniors. Performanceswillbeheldatthe Tickets are$7foradults,$5youthsand Blousey Brown. though he’s sethisdesignsontheshowgirl caught theeyeofSam’s girlfriend Tallulah – to FatSam.Unfortunately, Bugsyhasalso a killerwiththeladiesanddefiniteasset Dandy Dan.Enterbaby-facedBugsyMalone, of beingcloseddownbyhis“businessrival” popular speakeasiesintown,isdanger It seemsFatSam,whorunsonofthemost in-cheek tributetothe1920sgangsterflick. plays Prohibitioneramobstersinthistongue- A castofyoungsters at 2pm. 7pm, September18 September 16and17at Dawn Leader-Peloso: Musical, Bugsy Malone:The The Stage Theatre presents Halsted Street,ChicagoHeights,IL. will beheldatPrairieStateCollege,202S. [email protected]. Performances tickets viapaypaloremail www.simplylivin.biz whereyoucanbuy door. Formoreinfo,call708-439-6856,visit Tickets are$15inadvanceor$20atthe return thefresh-caught flavor. a panandcover withCoolWhip.Itwill taste fromfish. Placethefrozenfishin Use CoolWhiptoeliminate thefrozen Upcoming showsat neighbouringtheatres directedby their linesmemorized? them fornothaving Pat Nevinstorturing Twister? Orisdirector in arousinggameof Mention MyName Cast membersof Tor s i w T Nevins. Performances chael, directedbyPat Name, byFredCarmi- Don’t MentionMy urban Collegepresents Company ofSouthSub- The PAC Rats Theatre t t r o r e ure? Don’t

Orland Park,IL. Park CivicCenter, 14750S.Ravinia Ave., Performances willbeheldatthe Orland Ave. Foradditionalinfo,call:708-403-7275. Administrative Office,14600S.Ravinia seating may be purchased at the Recreation and students$9forchildren.Reserved Tickets are$13foradults,$11 forseniors everywhere. ventures, inthisvalentinetotheatrehams misunderstandings pileonmadcapmisad a disturbingmixtureofthetwo?Hilarious Will Caprasee Will Georgebesoberenoughtoemote? Charlotte appearorrunoff withtheiragent? to catchtheirmatineeperformance.Will and directorFrankCaprahimselfisenroute starring rolesin given thesethespiansonemoreshotat and NoelCoward’s PrivateLives. repertory consistingof George HayareontourinBuffalo witha It’s 1953andactingcoupleCharlotte South Holland,IL. South SuburbanCollege,15800StateSt., held attheKindigPerforming Arts Center, [email protected]. Performanceswillbe or debitcards.Call708-210-5741email get onefree.Cashorcheckonly. Nocredit students. SSCStaff andstudentsbuyone Tickets are$8foradults,$6 seniors, everyone onamerryroundofconfusion. and identitiesforhim,theplotleads of theestablishmenthavedifferent names or whyheisthere. All theotherinhabitants bed andbreakfast,notknowingwhoheis, ents MoonOverBuffalo byKen Orland Park Theatre Troupe pres- Ludwig: September23and24at at 2pm. 7:30pm andSeptember25 Cyrano, PrivateLives The ScarletPimpernel why are there still apes? still there are why If people evolved from apes, Ponderisms Cyrano deBergerac Fatehas or epic - Heights, IL. dio Theatre, 330W. 202Street,Chicago 3444. Performances will be held at the Stu- strongly recommended.Call708-755- rates areavailable.Reservations are (65+), $15forStudents(with ID). Group Tickets are$20foradults,$19seniors LOVE thisshow! Whether you’re8to80-gonna lem, OnBroadwayandMANY more! Number 9,CharlieBrown,SpanishHar- Stand ByMe,PoisonIvy, LovePotion remember HoundDog,Don’tBeCruel, from the1950sto1970s.Whodoesn’t 40 familiarsongsthatyouknow(andlove) way history. longest runningMusicalReviewinBroad celebration ofthatmusicandbecamethe a generation!SmokeyJoe’s Cafeisa of Leiber&Stollerfortheirsongsdefined Leiber &Stoller, butyouKNOWthesongs You maythinkyoudon’tknowthesongsof 7:30pm andOctober22at2pm. at 7:30pm,October15and222pm October 14,16,20and21 Stoller. Performancesare The SongsofLeiber& SMOKEY Drama Grouppresents The ChicagoHeights Hammond, IN. School Auditorium, 1519Hoffman Street, es willbeheldattheBishopNollInstitute [email protected]. Performanc- at 708-833-1299oremail [email protected] orKathyWade at 708-243-0398oremail door. Formoreinfocontact:CathyPizana Tickets are$25inadvance,$30 atthe saints andfamoussinners. ish! Hercleveridea:acalendaroffamous down, andsomeonehastosavethepar The economyistough,donationsare to St.Bruno’s tohelpintheirfundraising. spot-on. Sheiscalledbythearchdiocese rulerisquick,heraim Mother Superior’s perior inhernewshow, Saints&Sinners. Catechism, Quade, creatorofthehitshow There’s anewnunintownandVicki 7pm andtheshowstartsat8:00pm. 1. A dessertcoffee barreceptionbeginsat CURTAIN’S UP! neighbouring theatres Upcoming showsat JOE’SCAFE: introducesustoMotherSu on Saturday, October Quade. Oneshowonly Sinners presents Saints& Bishop NollHighSchool byVicki Late Nite - - -

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