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VOL. XXI, NO. 22 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1987 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Reagan defends U.S. attack on Iranian mine-laying Associated Press gulf toward Bahrain "because The Pentagon said three Reagan also insisted, of lies" and declared: "The it had been seen loading Iranians were killed and two however, that the United States U.S. shall receive a proper WASHINGTON - U.S. mili­ suspect devices" before were listed as missing in the had not entered a shooting war response for this abominable tary forces had shadowed the leaving an Iranian port. attack, while 26 Iranians were with Iran, and White House and act." Iranian ship they attacked "It was no accident" that rescued, four of them wounded. Pentagon spokesman said the Pentagon sources reported Monday night for days, waiting U.S. helicopters from the It said a Navy boarding party crewmen of the Iranian vessel U.S. military bases around the for conclusive evidence the frigate USS Jarrett were flying found 10 mines aboard the Iran would be returned to Iran. globe had been reminded to vessel was laying underwater near the Iranian ship Monday Ajr, a 1,662-ton amphibious lan­ At the same time, Iranian maintain an alert for terrorist mines, Pentagon officials said night, using infrared sensors to ding craft. leaders dismissed the U.S. ac­ activity, and tensions in the Tuesday. monitor its activities, one offi­ President Reagan, mean­ count of the incident and vowed gulf itself remained high. The officials, who requested cial added. time, defended the U.S. attack revenge. anonymity, said the vessel Iran "When we caught them in the on the ship as clearly "aut­ Iranian President Ali An unidentified Iranian Ajr had been tracked by radar act, we had the evidence we horized by law" because the Khamenei, appearing at the hovercraft closed within on& and by air for several days as needed and we moved in," he vessel was sowing mines in in­ United Nations, described the it steamed through the central said. ternational waters. American account as a "pack see ATI ACK, page 4 Nicaragua to try partial cease-fire Associated Press country and concentrate troops in designated areas. MANAGUA, Nicaragua It said the actions were uni­ President Daniel Ortega said lateral and would allow the Na­ Tuesday the government would tional Reconciliation Commis­ start a partial truce and sion and other peace withdraw troops to designated commissions in these regions areas to open the way to a total "to explore the willingness of cease-fire with U.S.-supported the counterrevolutionary Contra rebels. chiefs to accept the cease-fire, "We are working on concrete and if this is positive, to ar­ actions to make known the first range the procedures for car­ zones where the cease-fire will rying it out." be declared," Ortega said. He The announcements were the said the locations of the desig­ latest in a series of actions to nated areas would be an­ comply with a Central Ameri­ nounced but did not specify a can peace plan Ortega and the timetable. presidents of El Salvador, Hon­ The leftist government also duras, Costa Rica and announced that Radio Catolica, Guatemala signed on Aug. 7. the Roman Catholic Church Creation of the Reconcilia­ radio station, could reopen im­ tion Commission was one of the mediately. commitments in their agree­ A communique read by ment. presidential spokesman On Sunday, the government Manuel Espinoza said that to announced that the opposition achieve "an effective cease­ newspaper La Prensa would be A set-up fire" Ortega had decided to allowed to resume publication Students get the ACC~ready for University Pres· day of activities surrounding the Inauguration. postpone offensive military after a shutdown of more than ldent Edward A. "Monk" Malloy's Inauguration See the special Inauguration Section Inside. operations in part of the a year. Mass. The Mass Ia scheduled to kick off a long Drug-seeking gunman Malloy inauguration scheduled robs Holy Cross House Special to The Observer yesterday with a 6 p.m. dinner An outdoor academic By JIM RILEY usually left open, Johnson said. in the South Dining Hall for procession, composed News Editor The intruder approached the For the first time in its 145- out-of-town guests arriving primarily of Notre Dame fac­ nurses station upstairs and year history, the University of that day. The dinner was fol­ ulty and students, and heads Notre Dame Security was asked the nurses about a per­ Notre Dame will inaugurate lowed by a performance of of learned societies, will move still investigating Tuesday an son who supposedly was a ter­ a president. Notre Dame choral, or­ from the mall of the Hesburgh armed robbery at Holy Cross minally ill patient there, said Father , chestral and organ music in Library to the ACC arena at House which occurred late Johnson. C.S.C., will be formally in­ ·Sacred Heart Church. 2:15 p.m. for the inaugural Monday, according to Phil The man was told that no pa­ stalled as the University's six­ Today's inauguration academic convocation. Johnson, assistant director of tient by that name was in teenth president in events include a 10 a.m. Mass About 175 persons were in­ Security. residence at the house, and he ceremonies scheduled to celebrated by Father Malloy vited to attend the inaugura­ Johnson said the intruder was escorted to the door, begin at 3 p.m. this afternoon in the arena of the JACC. The tion as representatives of uni­ stole a small amount of nar­ Johnson said. in the Joyce Athletic and Con­ homilist will be Father versities, colleges and cotics from the nurses station The intruder then pulled out vocation Center. Thomas Oddo, president of learned societies. South Bend at the house, located at the a small handgun, ordered the The 46-year-old theologian,· the University of Portland Mayor Roger Parent and Bis­ edge of the Notre Dame nurse to go back upstairs, and who assumed office June 1, (Oregon). hop John D'Arcy ·of Fort campus on Douglas Road. demanded narcotics. was preceded in the Notre Following the Mass, the Wayne-South Bend were ex­ Retired Holy Cross priests, Johnson said the intruder Dame presidency by 15 Holy chairman of the University's pected to participate in the some of whom require nursing then fled the building, taking a Cross priests, including Fa­ Board of Trustees and the procession. care, reside at the house. small bottle of narcotics. ther , who president and chief operating Malloy's inauguration con­ No one was injured and noth­ served 35 years. All of Mal­ officer of the Coca-Cola Com­ vocation is scheduled to open ing else was taken, Johnson Johnson described the loy's predecessors, however, pany, Donald Keough, will with remarks by Patrick said. suspect as a black male in his took office without the tradi­ speak at a luncheon for more Cooke, president of the Notre The man entered the house late 30s or early 40s. He was tional academic ritual. than 1,500 inaugural partici­ at approximately 9:35 p.m. light-complected with several Inaugural activities began pants in the ACC Fieldhouse. through an a door that is acne scars. page 2 The Observer Wednesday, September 23, 1987 In Brief Throwing dining hall food

Elizabeth Saunders, of Oak Park, Illinois, has won just turns my stomach the $500 first prize in the Nathan Burkan Memorial Com­ petition at Notre Dame Law School. Saunders, a 1984 Notre For the past two years the staff of University Dame graduate and currently a Dean's List student in the Food Service at Notre Dame has put the Kevin Law School, won for her essay "Copyright Protection for "thanks" in my Thanksgiving and the eats in Compilations of Fact: Does the Originality Standard Allow my Easter. Recently they have made my life Becker e Protection On the Basis of Industrial Collection?'' The on a diet a lot better. And before I decided to Nathan Burkan Memorial Competition is sponsored an­ drop a little burlap, they made all of my meals Editor-in-Chief nually by the American Society of Composers, Authors, exciting and speciaL and Publishers in memory of ASCAP's first General Coun­ But I guess to call anything the dining hall sel who died in 1936. The award originated in 1938. does for Notre Dame students "special" is to go out on a limb these days. Bill Hickey, director of University Food Ser­ vices, has recently cancelled all Food Services special events for the remainder of this semes­ ter in the wake of a major food fight after the Of Interest \ Michigan game. And instead of taking the can­ cellations as a sign of Hickey's legitimate dis­ appointment, some students think having the Students and staff attending the Inauguration picnics and special nights taken away is a little­ Ceremony at 2 p.m. today are asked to follow these in­ disguised blessing. structions. Those approaching from the north side of Some students have asked what else they campus are asked to walk between Decio and the Snite could do to have Hickey remove some other (down Old Juniper Road), avoiding the library mall. "undesirable" aspects of the dining hall oper­ Please do not walk down Juniper Road. Proceed around ~tion. Maybe we can get rid of the tofu and the west side of the football stadium, and enter the Joyce meatloaf and stirfry, etc. if we shed some real ACC through Gate 10. Those approaching from anywhere blood after the next football game. Punching a else on campus should also avoid the library mall and dining hall worker instead of verbally abusing follow around the west side of the stadium, and into gate him or her would at least be enough to get the 10 of the ACC. This will facilitate a smooth procession. brussel sprouts out of the "Fast Fare" line. -The Observer This is all pretty funny when you do not con­ sider that these little jokes might actually be because he knew that walking all the way out Driving and parking will also be affected by today's hurting the people who give up a lot more than to Stepan Center is rough on the students and events. Tlie faculty parking circle just north of the stadium 40 hours a week to keep this student body fed. that some of us prefer to eat bur~ers every will be closed today. The library circle will be closed to But then again, why should we care about those meal instead of having a little vartety in our all vehicular traffic today. Drivers on Juniper Road should people who go out of their way to make our meals. Never mind the fact that people got hurt, expect traffic delays all day and are urged to make plans meals better than those at other colleges? I facilities were abused and dining-hall staff for alternate routes. -The Observer mean, we paid for those glasses and plates that members were mistreated during one of those were broken in the food fight a couple of weeks fun food fights. ago, and we can do with them what we damn But at this point I have to 'fess up and admit Purdue ticket lottery sign-ups will take place today, well please. Right? that I think food fights are dumb and dining 11 a.m. -2 p.m., in the "Old Cellar" in the basement of Of course, if the students go about breaking hall food is better eaten than hurled. I have LaFortune. Sign-up is limited to one chance per person more glasses, throwing away more food and always been able to find something to eat; there with a student I.D. The 300 winners will posted outside of running up higher maintenance bills for is the salad bar, etc. the Old Cellar tonight or tomorrow morning. The tickets cleanup of frolicking food fight free-for-alls, we I have also lived on my own for the past two must be picked up Thursday at the ACC ticket office from will probably notice Food Services tightening summers and have had to fend for myself in 1 to 4 p.m. -The Observer its belt to make up for the cost. And for some the grub department. Needless to say, eating reason, I would suspect that shaved turkey for cheese popcorn for dinner five nights a week is Got a beef? If you do, tune in and call into WVFI's the deli bar, ice cream, french fries, and enough to make any self-respecting individual Campus Perspectives as we discuss everything under the chicken patties (gasp!) cost more than stirfry, rush headfirst into any dining hall line, be it Dome. Chris Shank hosts the show from 10-11 p.m. tonight. tofu, meatloaf and brussel sprouts. Fast Fare, Menu Fare or Chef's Fare. I have Call in at 239-6400. -The Observer Cancelling the special dinners served over also had no problem finding tasty soups and the various holidays for those unfortunate salad to eat as I enter my fourth week of dieting enough to be away from their families at these this year. Pax Christi will meet tonight at 9 p.m. in the Lyons times are also a way to make up for some of But to heck with all of that. Let's have a great chapel. The meeting will feature a viewing of the video those wonderful times we can have hurling time this weekend and throw food at one another "Gods of Metal" and a discussion. New and old members double do mer burgers at each other. The dining after the Irish trounce Purdue. That will show are welcome. For information, call Dan Keusal at 239-7943 hall could just make up some baloney sand­ good school spirit and let Hickey know that we or Tom Esch at 239-7735. -The Observer wiches and throw them in some box lunches for are undaunted by the loss of Circus Lunch and the poor slobs who cannot have mommy serve the like. Let's see if we can reduce the dining them up a turkey leg. hall service to nothing more than a slop line Women United for Justice and Peace will meet tonight But Hickey would never do that, would he? I unbefitting of an inner-city soup line. at the Center for Social Concerns at 6 p.m. with the women mean, he cancelled the picnics this semester It is the only tasteful thing we can do. from the shelter for battered women. -The Observer

Big BrotherS'Big Sisters will hold an orientation meeting tonight at 7:15p.m. in the esc coffee room. This SObering AcMce.: . is the last chance for sophomores to join. For information call Scott Smith at 1164. -The Observer can save a life,;.~ 'I Think Before You Dr1ni< ~~ Before You Drive ~~-- .. We want to know! If you see or hear of anything you consider newsworthy, let us know. Call The Observer news desk at 239-5303 anytime, day or night. Know Your Rights!

Take a look at the Students' Rights Manual being distributed throughout the dorms this week. Giving a clear Design Editor ...... Rob Luxem Accent Layout ...... Rachel O'Hara Design Assistant ...... Bernadette Shilts Sports Wednesday Editor ...... Pete Gegen Layout staff ...... Karen Voltura Sports Wednesday Layout ...... Joe Zadrozny outline of the rights that Domers have at NO, manual ...... Jodi Ziegler Special Section Editors ...... Christine Walsh Typesetters...... Chris Reardon ...... Lora Anthony ' also lists the proper procedures to take when accused .... Becky Gunderman ...... Kathy Ellis News Editor ... . . Regis Coccia Special Secti0>1 Layout ...... Kathy Ellis Copy Editor ...... Tim O'Keefe Typists ...... Jennifer Conlon of an offense. Also available is a listing of South Bend Sports Copy Editor ...... Theresa Kelly ...... Cathy Haynes Viewpoint Copy Editor ...... Julie Collinge ND Day Editor ...... Katie Gugle lawyers who are willing to work with students at reduced Viewpoint Layout ...... Laura Manzi Photographer...... Brian Mast Accent Copy Editor ...... Rick Resile rates and information on Pre- Trial Diversion. This list and information is available through the Judicial ne Olllrfw (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday lhrouah Friday cacept duriaa cum IDd VKalioa periods. ne ~ is publisbcd by the students ol the Coordinator In Student Government University ol Nacre Dale IDd Saint Mary's Colleae. Sublcripti0111 may be purc:bu­ ed for S40 ~year (US~ leiDtltcr) by writiq ne ~. P.O. Box Q, Nacre DuDe, ladlaa 46556. De ot.nwia a -bcr of De U I dl ... rr-, All rcproduaion ri&bta are rellmld. ------~~-~I

Wednesday, September 23, 1987 The Observer page 3

... Lil' Sibs' weekend postponed ' By MATT GALLAGHER siblings who were betwen the After review, the Campus News Staff ages of 10 and 15. The younger Life committee allowed them siblings were to be closely su­ to procede, with the condition Sophomore little sibs pervised, including a check-in that further review was neces­ weekend, originally planned at the end of each night by sary before the event could be for Oct. 2-4, 1987, has been in­ dorm representatives. repeated in the future. definitely postponed due to a Problems arose after the Neither Kinkopf nor Cassidy breakdown of communications class had already begun plan­ were informed of the decision. between the administration ning the event. The Office of When notified that they would and the Sophomore class offi­ Student Affairs notified the not be allowed to proceed until cers. Sophomore class officers that this review was made, the offi­ The weekend, sponsored by they would not be allowed to go cers of the Sophomore class the Class of 1990, was to have ahead with the event unless decided to postpone the event been a three day event, allow­ they met certain conditions, of until the spring. ing the little brothers and which neither Kinkopf nor Joe Kinkopf stressed that both sisters of sophomores a chance Cassidy, director of Student the Sophomore class and Cas­ to get to know Notre Dame. Activities, were aware. sidy's Student Activities Office Sophomore Class President Last year's sophomore class followed normal procedures. Dave Kinkopf said the officers was the first in several years of the class planned such which had been allowed to hold "Normally, if it's O.K. with events as a movie, an ice a little sibs weekend, Kinkopf Student Activities, we go for cream social, a cookout, a said. They were given permi­ it," Kinkopf said. He stressed Casino night, and speeches by sion after a lengthy study, in­ that this was the first time in Student Government officers terviewing rectors, RA's, and his experience that Student Ac­ and athletes. other members of the commu­ tivities had to get permission Kinkopf said the event was nity about what restraints from another office of the ad­ to be limited to those younger would be necessary. ministration. SMC budget upped by surprise find By CHRISTINE MCCANN amount has been increased to Fall Fest and Oktoberfest. News Staff $49,000. "We're very excited about it; Fall Fest will take place on A significant amount of it means more money for you Wednesday, Sept. 30, in Haggar money discovered in an inac­ ... We hope you'll use it wise­ College Center. For a fee of one tive account will increase the ly," Hetterich told representa­ dollar, students can visit a spir­ Saint Mary's student govern­ tives of various halls, commis­ itual medium, view the movie The Observei1Srian Mast ment budget for the 1987-1988 sions, and classes. "Crocodile Dundee," or listen Tent City school year, Eileen Hetterich, to a DJ who will be playing on Tents are being set up In the area around the reflecting pool of the president of the board, told the The money will be used to in­ Haggar Terrace. In addition, library. They are being put up for the academic procession, just Board of Governance last crease the per student allot­ discounts will be given at the one of many events scheduled for the presidential Inauguration night. ment for halls and classes, as snack bar, and the bookstore today. well as to increase the budget will host a "Midnight Madness Last year, the student gov­ of certain commissions "just Sale" at 10:30. ernment budget totalled getting off the ground," Het­ $40,000. This year, due to in­ terich said. The next evening Oktober­ Our three-year and creases in student fees and fest will be held, featuring a $6,000 that was discovered in In other business, the board BeerGardens set up on Haggar two-yearschohirships won't an inactive account, that discussed the annual events Terrace. make college easier. 'Common Sense' coming back Just easier to pay for. By ERIC BERGAMO of "social justice" will be avail­ the paper does not receive uni­ Senior Staff Reporter able Sept. 29, said co-editor Mi­ versity funds, he noted. Even if you didn't start college on a scholar.;hip, you chael Dini. The reaction to Common could finish on one. Army ROTC Scholar.;hips The first issue of Common The monthly, begun last Sense has been favorable, Dini pay for full tuition and allowances for educational monthly year, will continue with the for­ said. fees and textbooks. Along with up to $1,000 issues mat of focusing on social issues a year. Get all the facts. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. at Notre Dame and around the "The faculty has been very world, Dini added. supportive of Common Sense," INTERESTED??? USC vs. ND Common Sense is "needed to Dini said, noting that faculty members are a primary source t~OOTBALL TICKETS balance out the journalistic CALL CAPTAIN DOMINGO 239-6264 milieu on campus," Dini said. of donations. 21.3-422-2812 The monthly also has jour­ Support from graduate stu­ ARMY RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAIN INC (__ ORPS nalistic independence because dents is also high, he added, with them providing "25 per­ cent of the monetary funds" needed for operation. Reac­ SATURDAY tion from undergraduates has been "relatively quiet," he SEPT. 26, 10:00 said. One reason is the paper is not available in areas frequented by undergraduates, he said. Common Sense is primarily with special guest distributed in areas frequented by faculty and graduate stu­ GREAT WHITE dents, such as the Hesburgh Li­ brary and O'Shaugnessy Hall. The number of papers FRIDAY, printed constrains the circula­ NOVEMBER 6 tion of the monthly, Dini said. 8:00PM A request to distribute the -·NOTRE DAME paper in the dining halls was A. C. C. not approved of by University Food · Services Director William Hickey, Dini said. RESERVED SEATS Dini hopes to again ask • 3 and 6 mile runs $15.00 Hickey to allow distribution. Dini addeti he will ask hall rec­ • Dorm and Individual TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE AT THE A.C.C. BOX OFFICE, tors if the monthly could be SEARS, (U.P. MALL AND ELKHART), ST. JOE BANK (MAIN given out in the residence halls. Competitions OFFICE), NIGHTWINDS (NORTH VILLAGE MALL AND NILES), • TROPHIES ELKHART TRUTH, SUPER SOUNDS (ELKHART), J.R.'S MUSIC Common Sense was plagued CENTER ILA PORTE) AND MUSIC MAGIC (BENTON HARBOR) last year with people stealing • T-Shirts to all finishers------CHARGE BY PHONE: 239-7356 ($1.50 SERVICE CHARGE PER ORDER) stacks of papers from distribu­ tion points, Dini said. The staff • Entry fee $4.00/Day of Entry $5.00 PRODUCED BY SUNSHINE PROMOTIONS had members monitor the Sponsored by NVA FOR ZIP 104 papers to insure no one stole them.

------~------~ Wednesday, September 23, 1987 · l page 4 The Observer ;l Titanic's artifacts displayed in public for first time • t Associated Press involved in the salvage opera­ one by one from their con­ ered in a tar-like substance, The satchel carried no iden­ tion. tainer. and a fluted serving bowl. tification, expedition or­ l PARIS - Artifacts from the Divers spent 55 days over the "Oh my," he said upon Eric lsphording, president of ganizers said. There are many 1. Titanic hidden 75 years on the summer scanning the seeing for the first time the the French Institute for Re­ accounts and rumors of large ocean floor were shown to the wreckage and retrieved the gold spectacles, in mint condi­ search and Exploitation of the quantities of gems being public for the first time Tues­ first remnants ever taken from tion and still in the leather case Sea, said a leather valise con­ transported on the luxury liner, day and included a delicate it. About 100 reporters gath­ bearing the name of the Paris taining coins, bank notes and which carried the cream of pair of gold spectacles, a silver ered for the first unveiling, at optician who made them. loose, uncut diamonds also was British and American society. ladle and a cracked whiskey a laboratory treating the pieces He also displayed a pale found by divers. The Titanic sank after hitting bottle. for exposure to saltwater. green whiskey bottle, with a The institute served as a an iceberg off the coast of New­ small crack in its side and filled technical partner in the $2.5 foundland on April 14, 1912. It Among the items pulled from Donning thin rubber gloves, with murky water; an elabo­ million salvage operation, was on its maiden voyage from the ship but not displayed Tues­ Jacques Montlucon, a spokes­ rate bronze grill used to cover which was financed by a group England to New York. Of the day was a bag of loose, rough­ man for the Electricite de a duct on the ship; a silver of mostly North American 2,200 people on board, 1,513 cut diamonds, said an official Fran<;e lab. pulled the items ladle, its engraved handle cov- adventurer-entrepreneurs. died. Iran fuming at U.S. Now you can turn your favorite photo attack on Gulf boat into your favorite poster-and get $2.50 Associated Press The bespectacled Khamenei, off Champion Authentic Sportswear. who met Secretary-General UNITED NATIONS- Iranian Javier Perez de Cuellar in Iran President Ali Khamenei fumed last week, was greeted by Brighten your sorority or fratemHy at the U.S. "arch-Satan" shouts of "God is great!" from house. Dress up your donn room. before the United Nations supporters in the gallery as he Hang them around campus. Or use Tuesday and swore Iran would began his speech with a prayer. them a big gifts for family or frtenda. avenge a U.S. attack on an The 29-page text, including 12" x 18" only $12.85 Iranian ship in the Persian long, fundamentalist Islamic 20" x 30" only $15.85 theology, was hardbound in Gulf. Just send us your t.vorlte 35 rnm nega­ The U.S. delegation stalked blue with pages decorated in tlw, slide or print. We'll send you a out in protest after the black­ gilt designs. crisp, colorful KODAK Poster Print In robed and turbaned Khamenei Khamenei did not answer your choice of two super sizes. indicted the "bullying" United President Reagan's call in a KODAK Poster Prints make your best States and announced: U.N. speech Monday that he times In school big times! "This is a beginning for a se­ clearly state whether Iran ac­ And with each KODAK Poster Print ries of events, the bitter conse­ cepts a U.N. Security Council ordered through October 16, 1987; we'll quences of which shall not be demand for a cease-fire in its Include a coupon worth $2.50 off any restricted to the Persian Gulf." 7-year-old war with Iraq. Champion Authentic Sportswear "I declare here, very unam­ Reagan said that if Iran does priced at $10 or more at your partici­ biguously, that the United not comply, the council must pating college bookstore. States shall receive a proper enforce its resolution, refer­ Take advantage of this special, limited­ response for this abominable ring to an arms embargo. time offer. Order your KODAK Poster act," the gray-bearded cleric Khamenei, who is staying at Prints today! said in an 80-minute speech in a hotel near the U.N., has Farsi. launched a vigorous Hundreds of angry, dissident propaganda campaign with Iranians demonstrated against foreign diplomats, using U.S. the fundamentalist Tehran television and media inter­ government outside the United views and meetings with in­ Nations building, shouting fluential editors. He is the "Expel Khamenei from the highest ranking Iranian official U.N.! Down with the criminal, to visit the United States since murdering regime!" the 1979 revolution. "I do not intend to sit by pas­ He demanded in his speech sively when our country is in­ Tuesday that Iraq be punished sulted, our president pilloried as the aggressor and said the and the truth trampled," Dep­ Security Council had no moral uty U.S. Ambassador Herbert authority because of the veto Okun told reporters. power of the United States and He called Khameini's four other permanent council charges against the United members. States "false accusations In Iran, Tuesday was ob­ (which) distort the facts and served as the seventh anniver­ misrepresent our policy total­ sary of the outbreak of the Iran­ ly." Iraq war.

p.m. EDT Monday, about 6 Attack hours after it was attacked and briefly set ablaze. Although continued from page 1 Hoffman wouldn't comment, mile or so of an American sources said the boarding party frigate that was towing the consisted of Navy SEAL com­ crippled Iran Ajr on Tuesday mandos. afternoon, the Defense Depar­ Hoffman said the mines tment said, and stopped its ap­ found aboard the craft were proach · only after warning "old-style contact mines," the shots were fired across its bow. same type that have previously Despite the confrontation been discovered in the gulf and -----~ and rising tensions, the Pent­ attributed to Iran. agon announced that Defense Six other· mines were !jM, I want to order KODAK Poster Prints. For I Secretary Caspar Weinberger believed to have been sown by each poster send me one Champion coupon worth $2.50 I would proceed with a sched­ the Ira Ajr before it was at­ off any item of Champion Authentic Sportswear priced at I uled trip to the region. tacked and Navy helicopters $10 or more at my participating college book store. I Weinberger will leave Wednes­ were searching for them, he day on a five-day trip that will said. Special Poster Print offer is good only through October 31, I include stops in Saudi Arabia, Hoffman said the ship would 198~ I Bahrain and Egypt and visits be towed to an anchorage in in­ I to U.S. warships. ternational waters off the coast NAME I A U.S. military helicopter, of Bahrain. No decision has I believed to be an Army MH-6 been made on the vessel's dis­ I Special Operations aircraft, at­ position, he said. SCHOOL tacked the vessel while a White House spokesman IMPORTANT: Take your original35 mm color negative, slide or color I second copter flew nearby, Marlin Fitzwater said the print to your college store offering KODAK Processing. This request I United States now had plenty form must accompany your order in a KODAK Processing Envelope. sources said. Chief Pentagon Coupon requests without orders will not be honored. Sports-ar must I spokesman Fred Hoffman said of evidence to lay before the I the American aircraft used United Nations to document the 7.62mm machine guns and 2.75- Iranian mine-laying activity. inch rockets to attack the boat "Our main purpose at this and caused extensive damage. point is to document the laying Hoffman said U.S. personnel of the mines ... "he said. "We boarded the Iran Ajr at 10:40 certainly have the evidence." Wednesday, September 23, 1987 The Observer page 5 PTL scandal brings out Hahn's anger and misery Associated Press don't draw millions of people on TV 8 doesn't mean I'm not CHARLOTTE, N.C.- Jessica human." Hahn, declaring, "I am not a "This has been a game to Jim bimbo," says in a Playboy Bakker and John Fletcher," magazine interview that she she said in the interview. "This "hated every second" of her has been politics to Jerry Fal­ sexual encounter with PTL well (who took over PTL from founder Jim Bakker seven Bakker) ... I hate Jim Bakker years ago and "it has ruined for it. I hate John Fletcher for my life." it." A copy of the November issue of the magazine, which in­ Bakker, who resigned in dis­ cludes a 31-page interview and grace from the TV ministry semi-nude photo layout of Miss after Miss Hahn's story be­ Hahn, became available Tues­ came public, has acknowl­ day as she concluded two days edged having sex with her but of testimony before a federal claims she was the one who grand jury looking into hush seduced him. money paid her after the Fletcher has acknowledged liaison. introducing Bakker to Miss "You know, two men had me Hahn, but has not commented in one day," Hahn said in the on her allegations that he also AP Photo interview, referring to Bakker had sex with her. Cory and labor and Oklahoma City evangelist President Corazon Aquino meets with the heads nation of her cabinet may give Aquino the latitude John Fletcher, who she said ac­ A man answering the tele­ of various labor organizations, from militantly left· to solve the serious economic and political prob­ companied him to a Florida phone at the John Wesley 1st to pro-management. The recent mass reslg· lems plaguing the Philippines. motel room for the tryst with Fletcher Evangelistic Associa­ the young church secretary. tion in Oklahoma City on Tues­ " ... I've been treated as less day said Fletcher would testify than human, as a thing, as a before the grand jury in Char­ HPC stresses student unity pawn," she said. "And just be­ lotte on Wednesday and would cause I don't have a Bible or a make a statement to reporters By SUSAN MARHEFKA The suggestion that received lose or draw." microphone -- just because I afterward. News Staff the most positive response was Students are asked to watch reinstating the tradition of for posters in the dining and Campus unity was the theme meeting the team after its residence halls this week for for last night's Hall Presidents' return from an away game. the estimated time of arrival Council meeting, held at Lewis "I think it's a really good of the team after the Saturday Hall. idea," said Bob Daley, HPC co­ game against Purdue. The chairman. "Only six people meeting place also will be In an effort to encourage en­ met them (the team) after the posted. thusiasm for the football team, (Sept. 19) Michigan game." In other council business, the the HPC entertained several "The football team deserves HPC members have offered ideas, such as more pep rallys it; Lou Holtz deserves it," said their services to the director of and events in coordination with Tim Salmon, the other co­ food services, Bill Hickey. the fa111ily inn the Leprechaun and cheer­ chairman. "We want to be Members have volunteered Student Specials leaders. there for every game -- win, to spend an hour per person in the dining halls as a formal stu­ ~~H**HH COUPON H4~,...~,....,. dent apology for the food fight 5 NEED A BIRTHDAY CAKE following the Sept. 19 2.00 OFF 1:.~ :~. (or) FRESH BAKED GOODS? Michigan-Notre Dame game. 25c Carry Out Charge With Discount Coupons The Notre Dame Student Cake Service can help you. The effort is in conjunction iN~,...... _.. C01JPON ,...... ~,..._ _ _. In cooperation with the Country Bake Shop o~Simply fill out the below order form with the Student Senate. "We'll South Bend, we'll deliver fr ISh baked goods & mail to: help on behalf of all the student right to your door. P.O. Box 191 leaders," said Daley. N.D., ln. 46556 The HPC established com­ limit 1 Couoon Per Pizza Plene m1ke check p1y1ble to N.D. Sludent C1ke (don't use campus mall) mittees to address difficulties Service 1nd be sure to Include the mesuge you went on the cake. students face gaining entrance •OFF an, Sanclwich to campus by car, student so­ O Purchase Delivery Date...... Sen:e;·~o~:me cial life including SYR's, ...... Mt ,...... IIIIIIWielilllhb ...... •. campus fire codes, social con­ All coupons Expire Oct. 15, 1987 -~ cerns and ticket distribution. Recipient's Name & Address ,...... Peggy Woodward spoke on behalf of United Way, asking Ilion. lhru ThvrL 11 1.m. to 11:38 p.m. ~ '-~ ~ Cakes:slzes: &"(serves 10) $15.50 flavors: white banana Fri. & Sat. 11 LIIL to 12:38 p.m. '-"~-~ I for dorm and off-campus rep­ 10"(serves 20) $20.00 chocolate resentatives to help in their 713 E. J•:a= So. 810d . . . . __ ~;; '"':...:.. I" half sheet(serves 35) $24.50 German choc.(8" only) campaign. A meeting wil be 1 CHEESECAKES(&"): plain $10.50 Icing: white ln4 Gr•pe INII held Oct. 1 at 6:30 p.m. in the llllklalwlk•-50121 wl fruit $12.50 -- chocolate( add 1.50) Montgomery Room on the first BAGELS: $5.00 per dozen floor of LaFortune for all those PARTY KIT: $2.50-lncludes plates interested. A representative Doughnuts: Variety Box forks, napkins, candles, from St. Joseph's County will $4.50 per dozen & a knife be present to answer questions, and campus representatives will be elected at that time. The new budget committee THE MANOR • THE MANOR • THE MANOR members were selected. They are: Jeff Dorschner, Tom Doyle, Jamie Froman, Jim Winkler, Karen Vuono, Bob FOR OVER 60 YEARS THE MANOR HAS BEEN Daley and Tim Salmon. The HPC Hall Life Fund for 1987-88 was established. The NOTRE DAME'S RESIDENCE HALL purpose for the fund is to im­ prove hall life with "mainly capital assets" such as VCRs, MOST DEDICATED TO EXCELLENCE AND WE TVs, couches and non-alcoholic social activities, according to Daley. EXPRESS OUR SINCEREST Hall presidents applying for funding must show a need for the item to be purchased, use­ CONGRATULATIONS AND SUPPORT TO fulness to the hall, its durability, an accurate esti­ mate of the price and limit the FATHER MONK MALLOY requests from $500 to $800. The required forms also must be completed by next week's - MORRISSEY MANOR meeting or else no money will be given. The council will meet next Tuesday at 6:30p.m. in Lyons THE MANOR • THE MANOR • THE MANOR Hall. ----~---- - ~- rr:

page 6 The Observer Wednesday, September 23, 1987 Peers dispute Bork nomination as hearings go on Associated Press Bork from Harvard University urban development in the Ford Cutler was on hand to give expression of support for Bork, Law School Professor administration, testified she his testimony in person. But was related to reporters at the WASHINGTON - Supreme Laurence Tribe, himself men­ had been "startled and sad­ lengthy questioning of earlier court by Supreme Court Court nominee Robert Bork tioned as a possible Supreme dened" by what she said had witnesses pushed the session spokeswoman Toni House. was described by a noted legal Court justice some day. been distortions of Bork's into the evening for a second She said White made the scholar Tuesday as a man views during the hearings so straight night, and the hearing remark last Friday to televi­ whose views "could spell And a panel of witnesses in­ far. was adjourned before his ap­ sion talk-show host John chaos" for the nation, but other cluding novelist William pearance. He will testify later. McLaughlin and gave witnesses at his confirmation Styron and artist Robert Raus­ And Lloyd Cutler, White Meanwhile, Supreme Court McLaughlin perm1sswn to hearings defended him and chenberg suggested that con­ House counsel in the Carter ad­ Justice Byron White was report the conversation. said his views have been dis­ firming Bork to the Supreme ministration, submitted tes­ quoted as saying "It would be "I wouldn't regard it as a torted by critics. Court would be a threat to timony calling Bork "a conser­ all right with me" if Bork won public endorsement," she said, freedom of expression. vative jurist who is closer to confirmation. adding that it was up to the The Senate Judiciary Com­ However, Carla Hills, who the center than to the extreme White's comment, inter­ public to decide what the mittee heard the opposition to was secretary of housing and right." preted by Republicans as an remark meant. Biden may quit '88 race from campaign damage Associated Press During a break in the hearings on the nomination of WASHINGTON- Sen. Joseph Robert Bork to the Supreme Eiden said Tuesday he is as­ Court, Eiden told CBS News sessing the damage to his and ABC News, "If the damage troubled 1988 Democratic done from this makes it presidential campaign, and a impossible for me to do these key aide said the senator has hearings and makes it discussed quitting the race impossible for me to conduct a with members of his staff. campaign at the same time, "I'm not going to make that then I'm not going to stay in judgment now. I'm not going to for the exercise." make any further comments on the presidential race," the Del­ "Nobody would say that aware senator told reporters we're not damaged. This is a following a string of dis­ time when any campaign in its closures involving law school right mind would do a reassess­ plagiarism and his use of other ment," said one Eiden aide, politicians' material in cam­ speaking privately. paign speeches. One associate said Eiden __ Eiden's campaign was who travels to his home in Wil- damaged first by reports that mington, Del., practically he had lifted campaign speech every night -- intended to dis- ma~~r~al fr~m .British cuss his political future with his pol~hci~n ~ell Kmnock, family before returning to del~v~rmg a KI~nock anecdote Washington on Wednesday. as If It were his own .

I- •••••••••••••••••••••• AP Photo • • Four former attorney generals walt to testify peered at the hearings, which are the lengthiest : Happy 21st : before the Senate Judiciary Committee during ever for a Supreme Court nomination. See story confirmation hearings for Supreme Court above. : Birthday, : nominee Robert Bork. Many witnesses have ap- • Chrissie • Navy shoots down Air Force plane • • : The Queen : i Associated Press fired by the F-14, said Cmdr. but Keefer said she did not e e f Jolene Keefer, a spokeswoman know which hit the Air Force Reigns Now!! • NORFOLK, Va.- A U.S. Air for the Naval Air Force Atlan­ jet. • • Force reconnaissance jet was tic. The Air Force plane was fI i. accidentally shot down Tues­ from Tactical Reconnaissance A helicopter from the e Love, e day by a Navy F-14 fighter over Wing 26 at Wiesbaden Air Base Saratoga picked up the two Air e Sh · • the Mediterranean Sea during in West Germany. Force officers within 30 • ar1 • NATO exercises, but the two The F-14, from the carrier minutes and took them to the •••••••••••••••••••••• Air Force crewmen ejected USS Saratoga, carries the long­ Saratoga, said Keefer. safely, the Navy said. range Phoenix missile, the "Neither of the men suffered ------~ The Air Force RF-4C jet was medium-range Sparrow and any apparent injuries, and both downed by an air-to-air missile the short-range Sidewinder, are in good health," she said. COUNSELINE

sor of music. for invited guests only. Volunteers Wanted !I! Students and faculty spouses Special inaugural exhibits Sixteenth are invited to the Mass and the were mounted in the rotunda of ************* continued from page 1 academic convocation today. the Administration Building, The Personnel Department has the Center for Continuing Edu­ Dame student body; Joseph asked University departments cation, the Hesburgh Library Reich, Jr., chairman of the to release staff employees at 2 Concourse and Rare Book We're in operation again Alumni Association; Jackson p.m. so they may attend the Room, and on Tuesday there but a bit short-handed for Forstman, dean of the Vander­ convocation. The luncheon and were tours of the campus and bilt University Divinity School post-convocation reception are the Snite museum for visitors. now. We still have a where Father Malloy received few 2 hour shifts to fill. So, if ... his doctorate; Ellen Weaver, chair of the Faculty Senate, and Father Richard Warner, •·····················~ Use this coupon at : - You want to help provlde a provincial of the Indiana Prov­ : COUNTY MARKET e valuable community service to ince of the Congregation of the ND/SMC Holy Cross. : to redeem $2.00 off our : · You can spare just a couple of hours of easv volunteer work In a nice study Mr. Keough and Father Hes­ • 4 or 6 foot giant deli • envlronmnet (the number and manner burgh will vest Father Malloy and present him with the sym­ of handling calls Is rarely demanding) bols of office -- a presidential : submarines : - You could use something extra to medal and a mace. The mace look nice on your resume or was designed by Rev. Anthony : *orders must be : application to grad school (listening, Lauck, C.S.C., professor psych majors?) emeritus of Art, Art History and Design. The three fanfares ! placed 2 days in ! .. .then ask tor Tim at the University to be played by the University Concert Band during the Counseling Center or just leave a ceremonies were composed by : advance* : message. 239-7336. Paul Johnson, assistant profes- •••••••••••••••••••••• Viewpoint page 7 Wednesday, September 23, 1987 Bork question P.O. Box Q

easy to analyze is easily shoved around. I feel sorry for Ushers fail to aid anyone who was smaller than me in Saturday's crowd. I see the cause of For all those confused by the Judge can liberal, who warns of a return to students in need this incident due to two things: the in­ Bork confirmation mess, be assured back- alley abortions, segregated tensity of the pushing in the crowd, and that there's little to be confused about. schools, and government in the Dear Editor: the lack of control by the ushers. My For example, Judge Bork wears a bedroom if Bork is comfirmed. What does the word "usher" mean to question is, why have the ushers at all beard. Republicans don't vote for men On last Tuesday, Gerald Ford, fa­ you? Most people would respond that if they are not going to earn their ad­ (or women) in beards. Therefore, mous Republican, spoke to the commit­ an usher is one who shows you to your mission into the stadium? Sure, the us­ Republicans won't vote to confirm tee on behalf of Bork, reminding the seat thus keeping the incoming crowd hers can blame the problem on the stu­ Bork. senators of Bork's distinguished under control. The word "usher" at dents, but it is the usher's job to control career. Notre Dame, however, means one who the crowd. Isn't it my right as a student Ken Kollman The pattern is easy to follow. Con­ is paid to don a yellow uniform and who has paid money for the ticket to servatives like Bork, liberals don't like watch the football game without len­ expect civility from the ushers, or even Bork. ding a hand to any of the students. The a helping hand? on politics Accordingly, the fight over the con­ football game this Saturday was a suc­ Case 2: Going up the steps to the firmation of Bork continues to be a cess on the field but a disaster in the stadium seats, there were people who This syllogism, of course, is wrong. bruising one. Each day on the New stands. Not only was the student section were being literally trampled, stepped It does, however, symbolize the debate York Times editorial page there's a unruly, but also the ushers did ab­ on, pushed forward, and backward. I over the latest Supreme Court appoin­ fresh article that explains why Bork solutely nothing to alleviate the prob­ saw ushers laughing at the spectacle tee. People spend time analyzing the should or should not become a Justice. lem. This was a dangerous problem to rather than trying to help the students minute details of Bork's early writings, Planned Parenthood and Americans anyone who attended the game. I would who were being physically abused. One when in fact the big issue - whether one For The Democratic Way (both liberal like to present the problem in a couple girl was pushed down by the deluge of believes Judge Robert H. Bork is fit to organizations) try to demolish Bork's of cases. people. When I turned to look for an be a Supreme Court Justice or not - is credibility with advertisements. Pro­ Case 1: Trying to get to her seat in usher to help, he was actually laughing as simple as one's idealogy. Life and various conservative organi­ the student section, she was literally at the girl on the steps! I could not The real reason most people are for zations lobby on Bork's behalf. And carried by the pushing crowd so that believe it. The other usher near the sit­ or against Judge Bork's confirmation naturally, demonstrators on both sides even her feet did not touch the ground. uation had his Walkman on, listening is whether or not they stand on his side of the issue landscape the Capitol. Luckily she was pushed toward the to the game - not doing his job. Looking of the ideological line. Conservatives The real battle, though, is in the Sen­ railing separating the box seats, thus around, I saw another usher with vote for Bork, liberals vote against ate Judiciary Committee, where, supplying some stability. She was binoculars watching the game, while Bork. through lengthy dialogue, 14 senators pushed so hard, however, by the crowd · the uncontrolled crowd was beside him. Using this easy question, politicians are trying to settle the debate. It's as­ that she did a flip over the bar into the He did not try to calm or control the proceed to confuse the issue by pretend­ sumed that five members of the com­ box seats, landing flat on her back on situation because he was too involved ing it's complicated. Bork has been mittee, led by Metzenbaum, Kennedy, the steps. When she looked up to find in watching the game. Is this what questioned at length over his role in the and Senator Joseph Biden, the commit­ an usher to help her get up, the usher Notre Dame hires these ushers to do? famous Saturday Night Massacre, tee chairman, oppose the nomination was staring at her saying that if she The list of minor and minor cases when he dismissed the Watergate Spe­ of Bork; that five members, led by didn't have tickets for the box seats, could continue for quite a few pages, cial prosecutor, Archibald Cox, on Oc­ Thurmond and Senator Orrin Hatch, she would have to leave the section, as but it all comes down to the point that tober 20, 1973. No accident, these ques­ support the nomination; and that four though she had performed the acrobat­ if Notre Dame does not hire some com­ tions came from Senator Howard members, Senators Arlen Spector, ics just to get choice seats. The usher petent ushers dedicated to crowd con­ Metzenbaum, a relic-like New Deal Dennis DeConcini, Robert Byrd, and did not offer a helping hand, nor first trol in the stadium, there could be law­ liberal. Howell Heflin, all Democrats, are un­ aid. He just restated unemotionally that suits and some potentially bad publicity To Bork's defense came Senator decided. she was not supposed to be in the section for the university. Crowd control is vi­ Strom Thurmond, notorious conserva­ On these four men who are undecided and she would have to leave. Shaken, tal to the enjoyment of the football tive who once opposed civil rights legis­ rests the decision. Forget for a moment and physically hurting, she slowly got game. I am happy that Notre Dame lation. Thurmond derides his Senate what the senators should consider in up to join the pushing mob again. controlled the game on the field, but as colleagues for examining in detail their votes. These four men are consid­ far as I'm concerned, the game in the If this sounds like a fiction story or stands was a real loser. Bork's writings that are over 20 years ered "moderate" Democrats. Although a nightmare, that girl was me this Sat­ old. As Thurmond knows, one can regrettable and dangerous, what they urday. Now any one who knows me, Michele Martin change one's mind upon circumstance. will consider is whether Judge Bork is knows that I am not a small person who Lyons Hall

Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh, CSC The Observer, Nov. 15, 1986

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' I_ ., ' Of He-men and women haters

n 19.35, the script read something like this: Spanky, I Alfalfa, Buckwheat and the boys have become a little ticked at what they perceive Is the "haughtiness" of the girls In their neighborhood. In retaliation, they form the infamous "He-Man Woman Haters Club", dedicated to the edict that all women are to be condemned for their superior attitude towards men. But that was 19.35, right? Wrong. Sitzer and Yuratovac Domed

Yes, It's true. The "He-Man Women Hater's Club" has In­ vaded the hallowed halls of the . Courtesy ol Werner BrosAUck Diamond Armed with original personals, the club is trying to attract : t· Some of the faces may have changed • but the characteristic Chicago sound Is still the same. more members to preach its gospel of gender segregation. It all started with six guys sitting around in their room in Alumni Hall desecrating the alcohol policy. There was this pretty cocky freshman who called himself Spanky. After only a few weeks at Notre Dame, Spanky got pretty tired of : ~ 'New' still being "blown-off" by a lot of women. You see, Spanky has one of those Notre Dame egos that is rooted In genera­ tions of alumni. He got this crazy notion that women ' t would like him just because he goes to Notre Dame. To r I as good as old his utter dismay, he encountered a different breed of wo­ men In the land of the Golden Dome. These are the kind of Catholic girls whom Billy Joel sings about girls who have two guys at their sides at all times because of the ratio. TOM MCDONALD pressive statistics in terms of bution to Chicago over the It took old Spanky a while to admit he was defeated. He accent writer record sales, and top ten hits. years has been significant, but couldn't understand why women turned up their noses With broad listener demograp­ at this stage in our career, you when he shotgunned his beers at the tallgaters. He hics as a foundation, the band can't help feeling that the band couldn't understand why his "You know you want me" lines tribute to musical longevity J\ has churned out eighteen al­ is bigger than any one individ­ didn't work. So, he took his cause to the people -- the men the company of the ~n bums in eighteen years. Its ual." Lamm added. Unfortun­ people. He made his way around South Quad where he Beach Boys and the Grateful first was released in 1969 un­ ately, Cetera chose not to plow collected most of his signatures from the men of Pangborn Dead, Chicago has been der the moniker Chicago Tran­ any new ground, opting for and Fisher. It seems many women didn't even know that around as long as many Notre sit Authority. such incisive material as the these dorms existed. And when women came to their par­ Dame freshmen have been theme from "Karate Kid II" and Chicago's current album, ties, they drank the ceremonial "one beer" and left for Dil­ alive. creatively titled Chicago 18, duets with Amy Grant. lon or Grace. With a long and respected seeks to bridge the gap be­ Having experienced the tragic f musical resume, Chicago tween the group's baby boomer death of leader Terry Kath in It was outside Pangborn that Spanky met Alfalfa a represents the quintessence of audience and its younger lis­ 1978, Chicago was not un­ double-E senior. Alfalfa hadn't been to an SYR yet except a band's ability to successfully teners. The group uses one of familiar with the renewal the time that he came back from the library a little too J vascillate within its genre of its classic oldies "25 or 6 to 4" process they faced after early and crashed the last couple minutes. Alfalfa had al­ music by adapting to the as a vehicle to accomplish this Cetera's departure. Chicago wa¥s vowed that he hated girls. "Girls are such a distrac­ changing demands of its pop task. freshening up the tune enlisted the services of ace tion," he crooned. When Spanky and Alfalfa met, they audience. Chicago brings its with impeccable horn work and producer David Foster and as­ realized they shared a common destiny. Alfalfa became the finely-tuned craft to Notre unshackled guitar riffs. Two sembled a package of songs He-Man Woman Haters Club's most ardent campaigner. Dame's Joyce ACC this Friday other singles off the album, for Chicago 18. Cetera's re­ II night, September 25, in what "Will You Still Love Me" and "If placement, Jason Scheff, the The first place Alfalfa headed was the dining hall. He had will be one of the biggest She Would Have Been Faithful," son of Elvis Presley's bass always eaten at the same place and at the same time each shows of the year on campus. demonstrate the band's song­ player, introduced some fresh day. But tonight, he was so Inflamed about passing out I With such classics from years smithing prowess, as well as its creativity to the band and even He-Man Woman Haters pamphlets that he didn't make it to past as "Make Me Smile," "Old time-tested ability to produce possessed the vocal latitude to dinner until 6:00. It was then, while standing in the Hun­ Days," "Searching So Long," slickly arranged hits. The reproduce the sound of garian Noodle Bake line, that he first saw Darla. "Wishing You Were Here," and band's previous release, Chicago's lyrical past. the venerable prom night clas­ Chicago I 7, sold an impressive While Chicago's critics point The dark-haired beauty was shovelling out spoonfuls of !I sic "Color My World," Chicago six million copies, produced out its sometimes sappy, over­ Hungarian Noodle Bake to the salivating diners when Al­ ~ fans have grown and matured four hit singles, and was produced music, the band is falfa first spied her flawless countenance. She was slender, with the band and its music. nominated for Record of the noted for its unfettered, uni­ exotic and perfect in every way -- except as fate would Championing the art of musical Year at the Grammy Awards. nhibited live performances. have It she was a girl. He couldn't abandon the cause, but ~ diversity, Chicago can alter­ Chicago was faced with a Unrestrained by the excesses of it was too late. Their eyes met. Alfalfa smiled. Darla ( nately turn up the amps and unique challenge after the suc­ studio technology and a blushed and said, "Oh hi Butch," to the football player who f break out the brass for a white­ cess of Chicago I 7 when vocal producer's knob control tem­ was standing behind Alfalfa. But this minor set-back didn't 1 knuckled, unpretentious ver­ stylist Peter Cetera abandoned permant, Chicago's visit to the stop the adrenaline that had built up inside him. sion of "Alive Again," or drum the group to pursue a solo campus of Notre Dame is ex­ up contrived emotional impact career. "Peter really wanted to pected to live up to this reputa­ Alfalfa now lives a lie; passing out women- hater material for such ballads as "If You be on his own and we all sup­ tion. Plenty of tickets are still by day, pursuing Darla by night. He eats dinner at 6:00 l Leave Me Now." ported that desire," remarked available for the 8:00 show and each evening and has added 20 pounds of dining hall flab Despite Chicago's formulaic keyboardist Peter Lamm after can be purchased at the ACC to his skinny body, all in the futile hope that she will ac­ trappings, the band boasts im- Cetera's departure. "His contri- box office. knowledge his quivering, pitiful presence, perhaps with an l extra tap of her serving spoon upon his plate. i r Calvin and Hobbes I Bill Watterson Alfalfa Is at his wit's end, a helpless victim of his own I hormonal Imbalances. His only choice Is to write a letter to ~"HA1 IF f'JC:M ~0 VAD 'tl)(1 nlt'f NArE 1b T~ M£ The Observer. "Dear Darla, I'm such a nice guy," he T~E Mt. 8t..CK BEQ..IJS£. S~CK! 1'\o\ 1Wcl~ 'SW~W begins. Blah, blah, blah ... , Now all he can do is walt for I SECED8> ~ WW..T lr nit~ KID. RIG\\1? lti..L ~t: I CAA\ \¢.:()\~ the reply and, at the same time, pray that his He-Man brot­ ~E FNAIL'i? \ hers will not discover his terrible secret. No one knows how many other "Alfalfas" there are In the He-Man Woman Haters club. No one knows how many men are torn by their minds and hormones. If history repeats f Itself, the He-Man Woman Hater's Club will turn Into a club 1 of one true women-hater--Spanky. But he's short and frumpy anyway. Wednesday, September 23, 1987 The Observer page 9 Domer Runs Sports Briefs changed

Special to The Observer The Domer Runs September 26 will start at 10 a.m. The Squash Club will hold a clinic today at 7:30 rather than 10:30. Runners should sign up from 9-9:45 a.m. p.m. in Court 1 of the ACC. All interested are invited. -The Because of a conflict between -The Observer Observer the original starting time and the Notre Dame-Purdue game kickoff, the starting times of Aerobics at the ACC will be cancelled today for In­ the Domer Six runs this Satur­ auguration Day. There will be one night class open to all Referees are needed for SMC intramurals co-ed day has been changed. tonight at 7 p.m. in Gym 1. -The Observer flag football. For more information and sign-up forms Both runs will begin at 10 contact Angela Athletic Facility at 284-5549. -The Observer a.m. with check-in from 9 to 9:45. Purdue ticket lottery sign-ups will take place This is a change from the today from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the "Old Cellar" in the 10:30 start time. LaFortune Student basement. Sign-up is limited to one Stepan Court time requests are now being accepted Kickoff for the football game chance per person with a student ID. There are now 300 at the Student Activities Office, 3rd floor LaFortune. If is at 11:30. tickets available. Winners will be posted outside of the your club-Organization would like to reserve time for bas­ Old Cellar tonight or tomorrow morning. The tickets can ketball, now is the time to apply. Deadline for applications be picked up at the JACC ticket office from 1 to 4 p.m. on is September 25. -The Observer Thursday only. -The Observer Saving SMC basketball tryouts will begin Sunday, October Lyons Hall will hold its campus-wide volleyball 4, from 6-8 p.m. in Angela Athletic Facility. Players must babies is tournament October 3-4 on Green Field. Proceeds will go have a physical to try out. For more information, call to Logan Center. Sign up in the Dining Halls. -The Observer 5548. -The Observer our goal!

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North American DIVIIIOn Thursday's Re1ulta The Top 20 college aocc:.r !Mma In the lntercol· legiate Soccer Association of America coaches· poll w L Pet. GB Off Campus Hoobers 3, Zahm B 0 with this season's records. The third column has the Fisher 0 1.000 Morrissey A 4, Holy Cross B 1 Flanner F.C. 0 1.000 Top 20 rankings in the Soccer America Megazine "Give me an OUCH!" Grace A 1, Law School 0, forfeil Sorin 1 0 1.000 Sunday's Results poll as compiled by rts editorial staff. Notre Dame opponents are Italicized: Cavanaugh 0 .000 Sorin 6. Morrissey B 0 Injuries Sustained by Cheerleaders, 1985* Keenan White 0 .000 Stanford 1, Alumni 0 1. Fresno State 1 Morrissey B 0 .000 Pangborn 1, Grace B lorteit 8-0·1 a. 2. Virginia 2 WHtern European Division Zahm A 3, St. Ed's 2 8-0·0 3. Norlh Carolina Pangborn 1 0 1.000 Garabald1 3, Grace A2 2 7-Q-0 3 4. Akron 5 Stanford 0 1.000 Holy Cross A 2, Off Campus Spleiphs 1 4.0·2 5. South Carolina 4 Zahm A 1 0 1.000 Monday's Results 5-0-2 . 6. San Francisco 7 Keenan Blue 0 0 .000 .5 Flanner F.C. 1, Cavanaugh 0, lorfeit s-o-o 1,291 7. Seton Hall 6 Alumn1 0 1 .000 1 F1sher 2. Keenan White 0 3-0·1 B. Harvard Grace B 0 .000 Law School 3, Zahm B 0 2.0.0 9 Knee 890 9. Quincy 13 St. Ed's 0 .000 Grace A 2, Holy Cross B 1 6·1-1 10. UCLA 5·1.0 9 European Division Tueaday's Re1ult Shoulder 11. William & MAry 12 785 Garibaldi 1 0 1.000 Off Campus Hoobers 4, Dillon Big Red 0 5·0·0 12. Colombia 1-1·0 19 Holy Cross A 1 0 1.000 Wednesday's Games 13. Rutgers 17 Wrist 783 Carroll 0 0 .000 .5 Pangborn vs. Stanford 5.0·0 14. Duke 5-2.0 11 Dillon A 0 0 .000 .5 Holy Cross A vs. Grace A2 15. Southern Methodist 3·2.0 e Lower Trunk 549 Flanner B 0 0 .000 .5 Carroll vs. Flanner B 16. Connecticut 5·2·1 20 Grace A2 0 1 .000 Thurtday's Game 17. Evansville 13 Foot 549 Off Campus Spleiphs 0 .000 St. Ed's vs. Grace B 4-3·0 1e. St. Louis 4·1·1 16 Sunday's Games 19. Norlh Carolina State 5-1·0 13 471 South American Division Fisher vs. Cavanaugh 20. Notre Dame 7-Q-0 18 Grace A 2 0 1.000 Sorin vs. Keenan White Off Campus Hoooers 2 0 1.000 Flenner F .C. vs. Morrissey B Great Lakes Region Top 10 288 Morrissey A 1 0 1.000 .5 Alumni vs. Keenan Blue This week's Great Lakes region poll of coaches. With Law School 1 1 .500 1 Grace A2 vs. Off Campus Spleiphs records through Sept. 21 Notre Dame opponents 2~8 Dillon Big Red 0 1 .000 1.5 Grace A vs. Morrissey A are italicized. Zahm B 0 1 .0 1.5 Dillon Big Red vs. Law School 273 Holy Cross B 0 2 .0 2 Zahm B vs. Holy Cross B 1. Akron 4-0·2 50 2. Evansville 4-3·0 41 Notre Dame 7-Q-0 41 NHL Preseason American League 4. Marquette 5·1·1 37 5. Indiana 5·2·0 30 Saturday's results Eut 6. Bowling Green 5·1·0 27 *For injuries treated in hospital emergency rooms Winnipeg 6, Minnesota 6 w L Pet. GB 7. Wisconsin 6·2·0 25 Boston 4, Washington 4 Toronto 92 59 .609 B. Clevelland State 3·2·0 15 SOURCE: Consumer Product Safety Commission Detroit 5, St. Louis 2 Oetrort 91 59 .607 .5 9. Miami (Ohio) 3·3·0 6 Milwaukee 83 68 .550 9 10. Wright State 5-1·1 5 Quebec 3, Montreal 2 NewYorl< 83 68 .550 9 Canadian Olympic Team 5 Calgary 4 Boston 73 77 .487 1e.5 National League lnterhall Football Hartford 5, New Jersey 4, OT Baltimore 63 sa .417 29 New York Islanders 4, Philadelphia 1 Cleveland 57 95 .375 35.5 New York Rangers 6, U.S. Olympic Team 5 E.. t MEN'S CONFERENCE NATIONAL CONFERENCE Vancouver 2. Los Angeles 1 WMt w L Pet. GB l.Mhy Division East Minnesota e1 70 .536 St. Louis B9 61 .583 w L T Pet. PF PA w L T Pet. PF PA Oakland Sunday's results 77 74 .510 4 New York 86 65 .570 3.5 Dillon 0 01.000 21 0 Dallas 0 .500 29 38 Kansas City 75 St. Louis 4, Chicago 4 77 .483 6.5 Montreal 65 65 .587 4 Grace 1 0 01.000 6 0 Philadelphia 0 .500 51 51 Texas 73 77 .487 7.5 Philadelphia 75 76 .497 14.5 Edmonton 5, Minnesota 3 Flenner 0 0 1 .500 0 0 St. lOUIS 1 0 .500 4e 41 Cal~omia 71 e1 .487 10.5 Pittsburgh 73 7B .483 16.5 Morriasey 0 0 1 .500 0 0 Sherbrooke (AHL) 7, Montreal 1 Washington 1 1 0 .500 54 45 Seattle 70 e1 .464 11 Chicago 72 7e .480 17 Keenan 0 1 0 .000 0 6 N.Y. G1ants 0 2 0 .000 33 50 Philadelphia 3, U.S. Olympic Team 2 Chicago 68 83 .450 13 WMt Off Campus 0 1 0 .000 0 21 Central Buffalo 5, Washington 3 San Francisco 82 69 .543 Parseghlan Division Chicago 2 0 01.000 54 22 Calgary 3, Winnipeg 0 Cincinnati 75 75 .500 6.5 Stanford 1 0 01.000 41 0 Minnesota 2 0 01 000 55 35 Tueeday'a Reaulta Houston 72 7B .480 9.5 Cavanaugh 0 0 1 .500 0 0 Tampa Bay 1 0 .500 51 30 Monday's results Milwaukee 7, New Yor1< 2, 1st game Los Angeles 66 85 .437 16 Zahm 0 0 1 .500 0 0 Green Bay 0 1 .250 17 37 AHanta 64 17 Edmonton 4, Toronto 2 New York 10, Milwaukee e, 2nd game 65 .430 Alumni 0 0 0 .000 0 0 Detroit 0 2 0 .000 29 61 Toronto e, Belli more 4 San Diego 63 B7 .420 1e.5 Holy Cross 0 1 0 .000 0 41 Canadian Olympic Team 5, New Jersey 3 Weal Detrort e, Boston 5 Rockne Division Atlanta 1 1 0 500 31 68 Oakland 10, Cleveland 2 Tuaeday'a Reaulta Pangborn 1 0 01.000 27 6 New Orleans 0 .500 45 48 Tuqday'l niiUitl Minnesota 6, Texas 4 Chicago 6, New York 2 Fisher 1 0 01.000 e 0 San Francisco 1 1 0 .500 44 56 Chicago 3, Detroit 3, OT Ca/Homia 5, Chicago 3 Cincinnati 5, Sen Diego 3 Carroll 0 0 0 .000 0 0 L.A. Rams 0 2 0 .000 32 41 Los Angeles at Vancouver Kansas City 4, Seattle 3, 10 inning~ Montreal 4, Pittsburgh 3 Sorin 0 0 .000 0 8 Hartford at Pittsburgh Atlanta 6, Houston 2 St. Ed's 0 0 .000 6 27 AMERICAN CONFERENCE New Jersey vs. Canadian Olympic Team at St. Louis 3, Philadelphia 2 East North Bay, Ont. Wedneaday'a Games Los Angeles 4, San Francisco 3 w L T Pet. PF PA N.Y. Jets 2 0 01.000 74 52 New York Rangers at New York Islanders Toronto (Flanagan 5·7) at Baltimore (Habyan 5-5) Lut Sunday's Results Detrort (Alexander Hl) at Boston (Hurst 15-11) Wednesday's Games New England 0 .500 52 64 Calgary at Winnipeg Dillon 21, Off Campus 0 Oakland (Ontiveros 9-e) at Cleveland (Akerfelds 2·5) Philadelphia (Ruffin 10·14) at Chicago Grace 6, Keenan 0 Buffalo 0 500 62 61 U.S. Olympic Team vs. Buffalo at Rochester, Texas (Guzman 14·11) at Minnesota (Biyleven 14· Sen Diego (Show 8-B) at Cincinnati (Power 10-12) Flenner 0, Morriasey 0 Miamt 1 1 0 .500 44 3e N.Y. 11) Montreal (Smith 1().. 7) at New York (Candelaria Q-0) Stanford 41 , Holy Cross 0 lnd1anapohs 0 2 0 .000 31 46 New York (Allen O-e) at Milwaukee (Wegman 10·11) Houston (Desha/as 10-6) at Atlanta (Z. Smrth 15·9) Cavanaugh 0, Zahm 0 Central Wednesday's schedule Chicago (Long 8-e) at Ca/Hornia (Reuss 4-<1) Pittsburgh (Fisher 9·9) at St. Louis (Mathews 10-10) Pangborn 27, St. Ed's 6 Cinctnnatt 1 1 0 500 49 48 Winnipeg at Minnesota Kansas Crty (Gublcza 11-17) at Seattle (Langston Loa Angeles (Hershiser 18-13) at Sen Francisco Fisher e, Sorin 0 Cleveland 0 500 55 38 Houston 0 .500 50 50 New York Islanders at New York Rangers 1e-11) (Reuachel 13-7) Pittsburgh ., 0 .500 40 51 Edmonton at Toronto Thursday's Results Sunday's Games West Quebec at Hartford Thursday's Games Sen Diego at Cincinnati Keenan vs. Flanner l.A. Raiders 2 0 01.000 47 7 Washington vs. Boston at Worcester, Mass. Detrort st Toronto Philadelphia at Chicago Off Campus vs. Grace Denver 0 1 750 57 34 Canadian Olympic Team vs. Buffalo at Lon­ Texas at Minnesota Houaton at AUanta Morrissey vs. Dillon Kansas City 0 .500 34 56 don. Ont. Boston at Milwaukee Montreal at New York Stanford vs. Cavanaugh San Diego 0 .500 41 44 Zahm vs. Alumni Calgary vs. Chicago at Madison, Wis. Chicago at Oakland Pittsburgh at St. Louis Seattle 0 .500 60 54 St. Ed's vs. Fisher Sorin vs. Carroll Sunday's Results Chicago 20. Tampa Bay 3 Sports Calendar AP Top 20 Denver 17, Green Bay 17 Buffalo 34. Houston 30 The Top Twenty col/ega football taama In The WOMEN'S CONFERENCE PF PA Miami 23. Indianapolis 10 Associated Press poll, with first-place votes In paren- w L T Pet. 30 0 Philadelphia 27. New Orleans 17 theses, this season's records and total points. Points Farley 2 0 01.000 Home games in CAPS Volleyball at Bowling Green 14 0 Cleveland 34. PittSburgh 10 based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponenl8 Lyons 1 0 01.000 Women's tennis at IRISH I NV ITA- 1e San Francisco 27. C1nc1nnat1 26 are Italicized. Breen-Phillips 1 0 .500 34 1 0 .500 2e e Atlanta 21. Wash1ngton 20 Today TIONAL Pasquerilla East 1 Pasquerilla West 1 I 0 .500 18 34 Dallas 16. New York Giants 14 Field Hockey at Purdue 1. Oklahoma (53) 2-o-o 1,193 Soccer vs. ILLINOIS STATE 0 .000 0 0 Los Angeles Ra1ders 27, Detroit 7 2. Nebraska (7) 2-Q-0 1,129 Bedin 0 0 SMC tennis at SAINT MARY'S INVITA- 0 14 Seattle 43, Kansas Crty 14 SMC volleyball vs. GOSHEN 3. Auburn 2-Q-0 1,02e Lewis 0 1 0 .000 0 0 22 Minnesota 21. los Angeles Rams 16 TIONAL 4. Louisiana State 3-()..(1 995 Walsh 0 1 .000 0 2e Sen D1ego 2e. St. louis 24 SMC soccer at Purdue 5. Miami (Fla.) 7-Q-0 888 Howard 0 1 0 .000 Thursday 6. Florida Sta1a 3-()..(1 SS9 Mond•y'a Result 7. Ohio State 2-Q-0 867 Volleyball vs. BRADLEY Lui Sunday's Results New York Jets 43, New England 24 8. Notre Dllme 2.0.0 711 SMC soccer at Notre Dame Pasquerilla East 28, Howard 0 9. Clem8on 3-()..(1 777 Sunday Farley 22, Pasquerilla West 0 Sunday's a ...... 10. Atkanus 2-Q-0 843 Breen-Phillips 22, Walsh 0 Chicago at Detroit Soccer at Wright State Invitational 11. Tann- 3-()..(1 587 Friday Lyons 14, Lewis 0 Atlanta at New Orleans 12. Arizona State 2-Q-0 547 Women's tennis at IRISH INVITA- Tueeday'a Results Buffalo at Dallas Women's tennis at IRISH INVITA­ 13. UCLA 2·1.0 507 TIONAL Farley e. Pasquerilla East 0 Green Bey at Tampa Bay TIONAL 14. Michigan 1-1-() 307 Pasquerilla West 18, Breen-Phillips 12, 60T Indianapolis at St. louis SMC tennis at SAINT MARY'S INVITA- 15. Penn State 2-f.{) 231 Men's cross country at NATIONAL Thurtday'a Games Los Angeles Ra1ders at Houston 16. Texas A&M 1·1.0 223 CATHOLIC INVITATIONAL TIONAL Lyons vs. Howard Minnesota at Kansas Crty 17. Alabama 2-1-() 214 Walsh vs. Badin New England at Washington Women's cross country at NATIONAL 18. Washington 2·1.0 178 Sunday's Games New York Giants at Miami CATHOLIC INVITATIONAL Monday 19. Iowa 2·1.0 164 Farley vs. lyons Cincinnati at Los Angeles Rams 20. Georgia 2·1.0 145 SMC volleyball vs. SIENA HEIGHTS Field hockey at Olivet Howard vs. Lewis New York Jets at P1ttsburgh Badin vs. Pasquerilla West Philadelphia at San Francisco Others receiving votes: Florida 143, Syracuse 45, Breen·Phillips vs. Pasquerilla East Seattle at San Diego Oklahoma State 34, Plttaburgh 32, South CaroNna Saturday Tuesday Next Tuesday's Games 30, Michigan State 27, Southern Cal 5, Boston Col· Walsh vs. Pasquerilla West Monday's Game Football at Purdue Soccer vs. BOWLING GREEN /ega 3, North Carolina 3, Duke 2, Air Force 1, Kent Pasquerilla East vs. Badin Denver at Cleveland Soccer at Wright State Invitational SMC volleyball at Bethel State 1, Kentucky 1, Temple 1. Irish Volleyball Scoreboard

Football Soccer GP KILLS AVG E TA PCT AST AVG ACES AVG DIGS AVG BA AVG PLAYER as Notre Dame 31. Michigan State 8 Notre Dame 3, Michigan State 1 Zanette Bennett 25 92 3.68 17 200 .375 6 0.24 17 0.68 52 2.08 7 19 1.04 Notre Dame 5, Northwestern 0 Maureen Shea 25 74 2.96 22 179 .291 4 0.16 9 0.36 41 1.64 5 25 1.20 Findlay 2, Saint Mary's 1 Kathy Cunningham 23 63 2.74 35 176 .159 2 0.09 10 0.43 46 2.00 0 11 0.48 Saint Mary's 3, Oberlin 2 Mary Kay Waller 9 23 2.56 8 50 .300 1 0.11 3 0.33 16 1.78 3 16 2.11 Colleen Wagner 15 30 2.00 18 83 .145 0 0.00 6 0.40 26 1.73 0 4 0.27 Volleyball Field Hockey Notre Dame over William & Mary. 1 1-15, 1 5· Notre Dame 1 , Alma 0 Rachel Hall 6 7 1.17 5 18 .111 1 0.17 1 0.17 3 0.50 3 3 1.00 13, 8·15, 15·13, 15-10 Gretchen Kraus 10 11 1.10 3 34 .235 2 0.40 13 1.30 0 5 0.50 0.20 4 Notre Dame over Eastern Kentucky, 15·1 1, Women's Tennis Whitney Shewman 3 3 1.00 0 11 .273 0 0.00 3 1.00 3 1.00 0 0 0.00 15·7, 15·5 Notre Dame 8. Marquette 1 Taryn Collins 25 16 0.64 6 51 .196 284 9.92 9 0.36 62 2.48 1 18 0.76 Notre Dame over Cincinnati, 10·15, 15-10, Saint Mary's 9. Goshen 0 Kathy Baker 11 7 0.64 7 36 .000 4 0.36 0 0.00 17 1.55 0 10 0.91 15-5, 13-15. 15·10 Saint Mary's 9, St. Francis 0 Amy White 10 4 0.40 5 19 -.053 1 0.10 1 0.10 24 2.40 1 4 0.50 Notre Dame over Rice, 7-15, 15-11, 10·15, Saint Mary's 9. Anderson 0 Jill Suglich 14 0 0.00 1 3 -.333 2 0.14 1 0.07 16 1.14 0 0 0.00 15-6, 15-7 Kathleen Morin 1 0 0.00 1 2 -.500 7 2.33 0 0.00 1 0.33 0 1 0.33 Saint Mary's over Valparaiso, 9-15, 16-14, Golf 15-9, 13-15, 15·12 Notre Dame 379, Westem Michigan 406 NOTRE DAME 25 330 13.20 128 862 .234 278 11.12 64 2.58 320 12.80 20 116 3.12 Bluffton over Saint Mary's, 15·8. 15-10 Notre Dame. first place in the Glen Oaks OPPONENTS 12.44 166 983 .148 264 10.58 2.08 392 15.68 21 61 2.06 25 311 52 Walsh over Saint Mary's, 15·8, 15·7 Classic The Observer 11 Toronto tops Orioles, Tigers beat Red Sox Associated Press Willie Hernandez got one out in the ninth, and Dickie Noles got BALTIMORE - George Bell the last out for his first save drove in the winning run for the since being acquired from the second consecutive game, sin­ Chicago Cubs. gling in the eighth inning to touch off a five-run rally, as the Twins 6, Rangers 4 Toronto Blue Jays defeated the MINNEAPOLIS- Kirby Baltimore Orioles 8-4 Tuesday Puckett, Greg Gagne, and Tom night. Brunansky hit home runs to The victory, Toronto's third lead the Minnesota Twins to a straight and 15th in 20 games, 6-4 win over the Texas Rangers enabled the Blue Jays to main­ Tuesday night. tain their lead in the American League East over Detroit. The The victory was Minnesota's Blue Jays started the night with fourth straight and reduced the a half -game lead over the Twins' magic number to eight Tigers. for winning the American Bell's blooper to right came League West. The Twins main­ The Observer I Greg Kohs off reliever Mark Williamson tained their four-game lead Irish cornerback Stan Smagala (29) looks for ac­ Smagala below. and increased his major over Oakland, which defeated tion against Michigan. Steve Megargee features league-leading RBI total to 130. Cleveland 10-2. Ernie Whitt added a two-run double as the Blue Jays im­ Minnesota increased its Defense tougher with Smagala proved their season record home record to 53-23, the best against the Orioles to 11-1. The in the majors, and snapped a Orioles have lost 19 of 22 and four-game Texas winning By STEVE MEGARGEE coaching staff had its first ex­ need." are 7-47 against the five teams streak. Sports Writer perience to watch the young Smagala quickly showed ahead of them in the AL East. man as a player." fans that he belongs in the de­ Brewers 7, Yankees 2 A little conversation can go Smagala impressed the fensive backfield during Notre Tigers 8, Red Sox 5 MILWAUKEE- Robin Yount a long way. Just ask the family coaching staff enough to be Dame's season-opening win BOSTON- Kirk Gibson had drove in four runs with a double of Stan Smagala. placed on the recruiting list and over Michigan. The sophomore four hits and scored three runs and a home run and Teddy Smagala's road to a starting eventually earn a scholarship put a hit on Wolverine quarter­ and Darrell Evans drove in Higuera won his seventh cornerback position for the to Notre Dame. But that was back Demetrius Brown that three Tuesday night, leading straight game as the Mil­ Fighting Irish started when with the Gerry Faust coaching forced Brown to throw his first the Detroit Tigers to an 8-5 vic­ waukee Brewers defeated the Stan Smagala, Sr. had a staff. Once Irish coach Lou interception of the afternoon to tory over the Boston Red Sox. New York Yankees 7-2 in the friendly chat with his old high Holtz replaced Faust, Smagala Cedric Figaro. He also Detroit remained one-half opening game of a twi-night school football coach, Joe Sas­ had to prove himself to another recovered a fumble later in the game behind first-place doubleheader Tuesday. sano, who happened to be the group of coaches. game. Toronto in the American coordinator of the Notre Dame After switching from tail­ But what impressed Forbes League East. The Blue Jays Higuera, 18-9, scattered summer sports camps at the back to cornerback at the the most was Smagala 's per­ beat Baltimore, 8-4. seven hits, struck out four and time. beginning of his college career, formance against Michigan Detroit starter Walt Terrell, walked three in seven innings "We were at a fair in Smagala has done just that, State last week, as Smagala 16-10, survived home runs by before getting relief help from Chicago, and he was talking earning a starting position at graded out the highest among Ellis Burks, Todd Benzinger Mark Clear and Paul Mirabel­ about his son," said Sassano, right cornerback. the Irish defensive backs. and Wade Boggs. Mike Hen­ la, who notched his second currently the coordinator of "I thought it would be the "I liked the fact that he neman pitched 1 1-3 innings, save. events at the Joyce Athletic and best thing for me to play defen­ played significantly better Convocation Center. "I sugges­ sive back; I was getting against Michigan State than head into the rest of their Par­ ted he send him to the Notre recruited as a defensive back," Michigan just in terms of seghian Division games, Dame summer football camp." Tie said Smagala. "Each day is a playing consistently," Forbes continued from page 16 players and fans from both At this time, Smagala was learning day for me, and I'm said. "He played pretty well sides will be awaiting a enjoying a fine career at tail­ still learning the position. I feel against Michigan and signifi­ we've been in the champion­ rematch, possibly at Notre back for St. Laurence High more confident, and I feel I can cantly better against Michigan ship, and we didn't win the first Dame Stadium in November. School in Chicago, but he did just get better each day." State. game either year.'' After this In other interhall action, low not appear to be as much of a Secondary coach Terry "There aren't many things hard-fought game, Golonka is scoring was the story of Sun­ college prospect as his class­ Forbes shares the optimism he can't just flat out do. We're looking forward to the rest of day's games. mates, which included Irish concerning Smagala's future. looking for Stan to be more con­ the season. "I think we got the The Green Wave of Fisher teammates Tim Grunhard and "He has all the ingredients fident and aggressive, and to toughest game out of the way. defeated Sorin 8-0. Freshman Jeff Pearson. you look for in a defensive take the ball from our oppo­ We showed a lot of good things, running back Pat Murphy took "He wasn't getting much at­ back- quickness, intelligence, nents several times." our plays were working. We'll a handoff on Fisher's third play tention because there were and a drive to succeed which That would suit the former be working on our offensive from scrimmage and ran 57 probably seven other blue-chip makes him correct his mis­ tailback just fine. line." yards for the touchdown. recruits on that team," said takes," Forbes said. "He's got "That's my goal, to get an There is no doubt that the Murphy followed with a two­ Sassano. "One bit of conversa­ excellent leverage as far as interception and run with it," Manorites and the Flanner point conversion rush to close tion led to another, and that led tackling ability, and has great said Smagala. "I really like to team are better offensively out the scoring. Stan Sr. to sending Stan Jr. to control of his body. Put that all get the ball and have a chance then their opening game per­ the summer camp, where the together and he has what you to run with it." formances suggest. As they "After that," noted Fisher coach Chris Carlson, "neither team could generate much of­ fense." In another game full of offen­ sive heroics Cavanaugh and Zahm fought to a scoreless tie. TERRIFIC VALUE Tailback Brian Driscoll ·Jed Zahm's offense. ''There was lots of running in this game," said Zahm coach Pat Havel. "I was surprised that Cavanaugh didn't throw more. They only threw about three passes, and we inter­ cepted two of them." Parseghian League powers Dillon and Grace won their respective games, the Big Red downing Off-Campus 21-0, and Grace defeating Keenan 6-0. join us for "BEEFY WEDNESDAY" Defending Leahy League champion Stanford demolished Purchase a 14" Roast Beef Sub and receive Holy Cross 414. Stanford once an 18" Sub instead at no extra charge. again is the team to beat in the . medium-sized dorm group . MATEO'S SUBS And in the final game, Pangborn downed St. Ed's 27-6 1636 N. IRONWOOD DR. in the Rockne League. FREE DELIVERY 271-0SUB Next Sunday, seven more games are scheduled with the Offer valid only on Wednesday Offer may expire without notice Not valid with any other promotion key contest matching Morris­ sey and Dillon for the Parseg­ hian League lead. page 12 The Observer Wednesday, September 23, 1987 Drury makes mark • I • ··-v·· l in first year with Irish I By PETE SKIKO lot of the starters. Grace likes Sports Writer to start Lowney at sweeper, ) and then insert Drury early in The Notre Dame soccer team the game, moving Lowney to takes on the Illinois State Red­ right midfield. Grace explains birds tonight at Krause this tactic. I Memorial Stadium, and the "We like to get settled early I!Jr;: Irish couldn't have any more in the game with Steve at momentum heading into the sweeper," said Grace. 7:00 contest. "Because of Steve's great ver­ The Irish are 7-0-0 thus far, satility, I then feel extremely and have come up with an im­ confident moving him to an­ pressive win against the other spot where he'll be effec­ highly- ranked Indiana tive and stick Mike at his native i Hoosiers to prove that the position. Mike understands .~.11 record is not a fluke. But Head why we're doing it and knows ~ ·,d Coach Dennis Grace isn't so that, for now, that's best for the sure that the Irish are playing team. as well as their undefeated status indicates. Drury, a Westfield, New Jer­ \ "Well, we seem to be playing sey native, has obviously ad­ with a lot of confidence," said justed very well to the college Grace, in his fourth year as the game, but concedes that there The Observer I Suzanne Poch Irish mentor. "Maybe too are some big differences be­ Freshman Mike Drury looks for the ball In soccer Into action tonight against Illinois State. much confidence. I didn't feel tween the two styles of play. action against Indiana. The Irish are 7-o heading l that we played up to our abili­ "In college, they mark a lot ties either Friday or Sunday (in tighter," said Drury. "In high victories over Michigan State school, the play was a little Stanford, Alumni kickoff IH soccer action and Northwestern), mainly be­ more offensive; we didn't ex­ cause a lot of guys aren't actly play a zone, but we cer­ By ROB PIERCE for the Alumni team. slated for the weekend. Also in playing the full 90 minutes. tainly didn't stick to guys as Sports Writer Fitzpatrick, with support from the Western European divi­ This isn't an hour game or a 45 much as we do here. Schlidt and senior stopper John sion, Zahm A beat St. Ed's, 3-2, minute game - you've got to go This past weekend saw the Boroski, held Stanford score­ behind two goals by freshman all out the whole time. I'm not "When I visited the school beginning of the interhall soc­ less until the breakdown that Kevin Keeley, and Pangborn sure we're doing that yet." and talked to the coaches, I cer season, with the featured led to the lone goal. won by forfeit over Grace B. One player that will surely knew Notre Dame soccer was game being the Sunday after­ The turning point in the con­ In the North American divi­ see action tonight is a fresh­ going to be committed to win­ noon matchup between the test seemed to come at the five­ sion, Sorin routed Morrissey B, man who has raised a lot of ning, but I wasn't sure if being Stanford Studs and the Alumni minute mark, when Stanford 6-0, F1sher blanked Keenan eyebrows early in the season. committed was going to be Dogs of the Western European returned its starters to the White, 2-0, on goals by junior He is Mike Drury, and he is con­ enough. After I was here for division. lineup. Tom Schiesser and senior Tom sidered by many to be the heir just a few days, I knew that a Most of the match was a de­ "It was in our game plan to Cramer, and Flanner F.C. apparent at sWeeper to senior lot of commitment wasn't all fensive struggle, as the teams rest our starters so that they defeated Cavanaugh by forfeit. Steve Lowney, who completes we had." battled to a scoreless tie with would be fresh for the last five In the South American divi­ a brilliant four-year career at time running out. Then, with minutes," said Greco. "Ap­ sion, the Law School shut out that position this season. Drury Grace and Mike's team­ two minutes remaining in the parently, it paid off." Zahm B, 3-0; and Grace A draws raves from his coach. mates have shown Drury the game, Stanford sophomore Jim "We lacked a team concept edged Holy Cross B, 2-1, on a "Mike is quickly learning one ropes on the team and, al­ Greco took a pass from junior and weren't completely into the pair of goals by junior Jim of the most difficult positions though he admits it was diffi­ Tom Zibelli and booted the game until we fell behind," Grace. in the game, the sweeper posi­ cult at first, Drury appreciates gamewinner into the open net. said Alumni co-captain Bingo And finally, in the European tion," said Grace. "He is ex­ the people that surround him Zibelli beat the Alumni defense Hanley. "By then, it was too division, Garabaldi's Men tremely bright and doesn't on the Irish. and fed Greco, who was sweep­ late. We'll be better prepared topped Grace A2, 3-2 in over­ have to be told things twice. He "It wasn't exactly a walk in ing in unmarked from his left for our next game." time, and Holy Cross A beat the picks up the little things and is the park," said Drury, regard­ wing spot, for the tap-in and a Nine other games were O.C. Spleiphs, 2-1. becoming extremely reliable. ing his first two weeks of be­ 1-0 victory. "As a sweeper, you've got to coming oriented on the squad. "Both teams played with tre­ be able to communicate with "There were a lot of new ad­ mendous effort and poise," team members constantly justments, but Coach Grace said Alumni freshman sweeper throughout the game and keep and the whole team have been Andy Schlidt. "But Stanford's track of a lot of things as well very patient and supportive so ability to capitalize on offen­ as play your position. Mike, so far. I really can't be too much sive opportunities was the far, has done everything we've happier with my situation on deciding factor. They deserve asked." the team this year, especially credit for manufacturing a Drury hasn't started a game because I'm already looking win." yet, but he plays more than a forward to the next three." But the real hero for Stanford was senior goalkeeper John Sheehan, who displayed his tal­ Irish football Saturday ents in two sports Sunday. Special to The Observer printed in advance. It's just Fresh off a two-touchdown per­ ironic how things worked out." formance in Stanford's football A misprint on Notre Dame Heisler reconfirmed the po­ before the soccer game, football schedules and the cur­ sition that Notre Dame would Sheehan overcame a sluggish rent NFL players strike have not want to move its home start by his defense to register combined to create confusion games but that it did not have the shutout. about this Saturday's game at complete control in regards to "The credit should go to the Purdue. road games. defense," said Sheehan. "They The misprinted schedules Kickoff Saturday is slated for did not allow Alumni many say that the Irish and Boiler­ 11:30 EST. The game will be good opportunities. I didn't makers play September 27, broadcast as part of the Big have to make too many saves." which is Sunday, not Septem­ Ten Conference's syndicated Sophomore goalie Bill ber 26, the actual day of the package .. Fitzpatrick was also a standout game. With the NFL strike, there is ------a possibility that the television networks would want to move WEAR A RED some college games to fill the RUSK EDITION .. o WASH o RINSE o TREATMENT o JEL o MOUSSE o BOMBE o void left by the lack of NFL ac­ ( NOW AVAILABLE AT· tion, but not in ths case. ( "No, it's a misprint," Notre RIBBON Dame associate sports infor­ mation director John Heisler said Tuesday. "It's our mis­ take. The schedules were Show your solidarity with the *Hair 0 oppressed of South Africa. *Tanning BUY Wear a red ribbon during *Make up *Nails OBSiRVER Monk's Inauguration today. IMAGE CONSULTANTS Ironwood at Edison CLASSIFIEDS across from 7-11 $5.00 off with student 10 234-6767 Wednesday, September 23, 1987 The Observer page 13 on with some great penetration going to run right, but when I tonight, and Kristine came field postion throughout the from its defensive line. Succes­ saw three defensive lineman on through with a big intercep­ gam~::. Farley sive sacks of Farley quarter­ the right side, I decided to go tion." Coombs teamed up with Mar­ continued from page 16 back Elliott forced offensive with the pass." With three minutes remain­ garet Johnson for two conver­ tion pass fell incomplete. coach Greg Rowe to switch to In the second half, PW ing, Elliot finished the scoring sions to account for the final Both of last year's women's an option running attack. showed signs of a comeback. on a 46-yard run to secure the score. interhall finalists opened the "The offensive line lacked Some good special teams play victory. In other action, Pasquerilla season with convincing wins aggressiveness early," said by Sara Voigt put the PW of­ In the night's opening game, East showed why it is consid­ Sunday night. Rowe, "but toughened up as the fense in good position. PW BP's Carolyn Burke scored two ered a favorite this year by Enthusiasm keyed Farley game went on." quarterback Kathy touchdowns, including a game crushing Howard 28-0 at Car­ and BP as they rolled over their Late in the first half the im­ Kronenberger teamed up with opening kickoff return, in tier Field. In Sunday's final opponents by identical scores provement really began to the versatile Colleen Kretz for leading BP to its victory over game, Lyons completed a night of 22-0. show as the offensive line gave gains both through the air and Walsh. of shutouts by defeating Lewis Defending champion Farley Elliott time to throw. The Far­ on the ground. But just as 14-0. Contributing to Lyons' vic­ scored early and never looked ley quarterback responded by things began to look good, BP quarterback Teresa tory were Cari Martinez with back in defeating PW. After an going 4-5 during a 60-yard penalties and some fine Farley Coombs connected with Burke two interceptions and Robin aggressive 3-4 defense held the scoring drive. defense kept the shutout intact. and running back Angi Wim­ McHugh, termed "the fastest PW offense in check on the Elliot capped of the drive by "We had a real team effort mer on numerous occasions to tailback in the league," by opening series, Farley's Tami hitting captain Karen Lynch in defensively," said Farley keep BP drives alive. Lyons captain Rachel McCaf­ Goodwin returned the ensuing the back of the end zone on 4th coach Andy Baker. "Espe­ A swarming BP defense, fery. punt 67 yards for the game's and goal. cially linebackers Kristine known as the BP Blitz, com­ Women's interhall action first score. "I called an audible at the Bonn and Kathleen Hannon. bined with a penalty-prone picks up again Thursday, when PW kept the game tight early line," said Elliott. We were Both contained very well Walsh offense to give BP great Walsh faces Badin at 8 P.M. Support the Sutcliffe pitches Cubs past Mets Associated Press New York Mets. Cardinals 3, Phillies 2 Reds 5, Padres 3 Sutcliffe, 18-8, who had a two­ CHICAGO- Rick Sutcliffe, run single in Chicago's three­ ST. LOUIS- Vince Coleman CINCINNATI- Rookie Terry pitching with three days' rest run eighth, allowed eight hits singled and tripled and scored McGriff ended an 0-for-14 for just the third time this as the last-place Cubs dropped two runs, leading St. Louis to slump with a two-run single WANTr:D season, became the National the second-place Mets three a 3-2 victory over the Philadel­ that broke a 2-2 tie and helped phia Phillies Tuesday night the Cincinnati Reds to a 5-3 vic­ USC vs. ND League's first 18-game winner games behind St. Louis in the and Dave Martinez singled National League East. The that extended the Cardinals' tory over San Diego Tuesday FOOTBALL TICKETS home the tie-breaking run with Cardinals played a night game lead to 3 112 games in the Na­ night. 213-422-2812 two out in the seventh inning in St. Louis against the Phillies. tional League East. Padres catcher Benito San­ tiago singled in the fourth in­ f."RLY AM OR CV~NINOS Tuesday, leading the Chicago By winning, St. Louis Cubs to a 6-2 victory over the With the score tied 2-2, Jody trimmed its magic number for ning, setting a modern Na­ Davis opened the Cubs' seventh winning the division to nine tional League record for with a single, the fifth hit off over New York and Montreal. rookies by hitting in 24 straight Mets starter David Cone, 5-5. The Cardinals lead the Mets by games. After Shawon Dunston struck 3 112 and Montreal, which has McGriff's single keyed a out, Sutcliffe sacrificed pinch played one fewer game than four-run rally in the fifth and runner Chico Walker to second New York, by four. was his first game-winning and he scored easily when Mar­ RBI. Kal Daniels walked tinez lined a 3-1 pitch into cen­ Danny Cox, 10-8, pitched a leading off against starter ter field. five-hitter, striking out six and Mark Grant, 7-8, but was walking four for his first vic­ picked off first. Eric Davis and The Cubs wrapped it up in tory in six starts since Aug. 23. Dave Parker also walked and the eighth against Mets relief Cox went 7 2-3 innings before Buddy Bell doubled in Davis. aces Roger McDowell and Todd Worrell came on for his Nick Esasky was intention­ Jesse Orosco. 32nd save. ally walked and McGriff sin­ New York's Kevin gled home Parker and Bell. 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\ page 14 The Observer Wednesday, September 23, 1987 'l Former Irish tight end \ Williams makes grade in Miami l By DENNIS CORRIGAN could carry three tight ends. In As would be expected, there ~ Sports Editor one aspect, the strike could are areas where Williams is I hurt him. In another, it might fine, but others where he needs l An eighth-round draft pick in help him." work. I the NFL is often a longshot to Williams has caught on with make the club. But for former the Dolphins largely because of "He's involved with kickoffs, Notre Dame tight end Joel Wil­ his blocking ability, which has kick returns, punts and punt 1\~ liams, the horse came in. The earned him a spot on special returns," Westhoff said. "His !\ Miami Dolphins made Wil­ teams. But this has been a big blocking on punts and returns liams the 210th overall pick in is fine,- but at this point his last spring's draft, and Wil­ coverage is only mediocre. But liams has made the most of his you have to remember he opportunity, helped by the fact hasn't done this since high l that Dan Johnson, a five-year school, maybe since his sopho­ l veteran back up tight end for more year." the Dolphins, was placed on in­ jured reserve. While at Notre Dame, Wil­ "It was a challenge to see if liams was labelled by many as I could play and perform at this a tight end who couldn't catch. level," Williams said Friday by "He's worked at it," Wes­ phone. "I didn't worry about it. thoff said. "He's run through I just wanted to go out and show some ball drills. We've worked what I've learned. on him. "Playing in the NFL has al­ l ways been a dream, a goal, of "But he didn't win a place on \ ,. j mine." the team by default. He earned But with the NFL players on Joel Williams it." strike, Williams' dream may be in trouble. adjustment for the native of As would be expected, catch­ "It's going to hurt," Williams Pittsburgh who hasn't played ing the passes of the NFL's all­ said before the strike. "There's on special teams since high time top-ranked passer, Dan no doubt about it. I want to school. Marino, has to be tough. make progress and get the feel "On special teams you have of things more." Should the to fly around a lot and just let "He's so quick," Williams players strike drag on, Wil­ loose," said Williams. "But of­ said of Marino. "He's a great liams could be in a precarious fensive linemen aren't sup­ timing quarterback. You turn position. That would allow posed to let loose. It's a big ad­ around, and the ball is there. Johnson the time to heal and justment. It's hard for any The first few times, I turned endanger Williams' chances of rookie. In order to play, you around and the ball hit me in sticking with the team. have to play special teams." the head. He's so accurate." "It could be a possibilty," said Dolphins special teams Photo courtesy Miami Public Relations Dept. and tight ends coach Mike Wes­ Center Street Blues Former Irish tight end Joel Williams has earned a spot on the Miami thoff. "It's a very realistic sit­ care Dolphins' roster, but the NFL player's strike may hurt his chances uation. I hope there's a chance of staying In the pros. See story at right. of an expanded roster. Then we September Items Entertainment Calendar continued from page 16 Wind \I Cit \I Jazz Our tennis partner, SUN MON TUE WedM,dll\1 ThOJnde\1 FRI ••• roadtrip companion, and FRIEND! With two big wins over nationally-ranked foes in con­ l secutive weeks, the Irish have every reason to hold their God 13 14 l heads high and enjoy the recent ~. No. 8 ranking by the Associated Bless You! Press. ZO Zl But not for too long. Although li Purdue certainly is struggling, Love, the Boilermakers will be up for 27 their big chance to knock off our Favorite now-mighty-again Notre Dame, especially at home. Surfers With a much-improved Pit­ tsburgh team looming around the corner, it is tempting to look past this weekend and Purdue. But the Irish will have two weeks to prepare for the Panthers after Saturday, with an off-day on October 3. The Boilermakers are hungry for a win, feel a strong rivalry with Notre Dame and certainly whatever talent is there will be well-coached with former Texas mentor Fred Thursday: DJ's: Tom Tisa Akers at the helm. The Irish 8:00-1:00 Rick Reuter can not afford to look past Purdue, Navy, or any team on \, the schedule if the present hopes for a major bowl bid are Friday: DJ's: Tom Sloan going to come to fruition. 8:00-2:00 Bryan Reo

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ACROSS 1 Current 10 a.m.: Inauguration Day Mass celebrated by Rev. Edward Malloy, C.S.C. in 5 Used a gun the Joyce ACC Arena. Rev. Thomas Oddo, C.S.C., President of the University of 9 Hair style Portland (Oregon) will give the homily. · 13 Space 14 Fables man 12:10 p.m. -1 p.m.: Closed meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous, Holy Cross House. 16 Shut the door 2:30p.m.: Academic procession from the Mall of the Hesburgh Library to the noisily ACC for the inaugural academic convocation. 17 Up above 3 p.m.: Inaugural Academic Convocation begins. 18 Level 19 Smoky air 6:45p.m. -8:00p.m.: SMC Sexuality Education Council Lecture, "Things That 20 Golf goal Can Help Your Body," by Ellyn Stecker, M.D., Family Practioner in South Bend, 21 Bell's cousin Stapleton Lounge. 23 Certain genre 7 p.m.: Soccer ND vs. Illinois State, Cartier Field. 25 Santa -, Calif. 7 p.m.: Volleyball SMC vs. Goshen College, Angela Athletic Facility. 26 Bridges 7: 15 -8 p.m.: Big Brothers-Big Sisters Orientation Meeting, Center for Social 27 Process paper Concerns Coffee room. Last chance for sophomores. 32 Particle 9 p.m.: Pax Christi-Notre Dame sponsored film, "Gods of Metal" and discus­ 33 Observes Lent sion, Lyons Hall Chapel. 34 Yoko - 35 "Citizen -" 36 Impetuous 37 Periods 38 Glaciarium stuff '"- Dinner Menus 39 Minor role 40 Ward off ©1987 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 09/23/87 41 Saw-edged All Rights Reserved 43 Obese Notre Dame Saint Mary's 44 Grampus 9 Depth charge 45 Disposed 10 Antiaircraft 46 Ask someone fire Picnic on South Quad Turkey Cutlets to leave 11 Tear down 51 Self-esteem 12 Heb. measure Eggplant Parmesan 54 Anticipation 15 Imposition Fetticini Alfredo 55 Live 21 Moist 56 WWI plane 22 Bills Deli Bar 57 Utility 24 Galt customer 26 Gap 58 Yes -! 27 Packed 59 Rose or 28 Concerning Fountain 29 Porter or tiler 60 Hamilton bills 30 Access 61 Fixed time 31 Optimistic Focus On 62 Vicinity 32 Slaloms 33 Reputation DOWN 36 Deck covers America's 1 Ceiling sliding 37 Mild oath door 39 Transport 2 Jot 40 Below average Fut 3 Key 42 Coxswain's --~~ 4 Czar: abbr. crew 5 Flavors 43 For the time 47 Drench down 52 Fence door 6 Spartan serf being 48 --door policy 53 Theaters of 7 Sand ridges 45 Riddle 49 Way out old 8 Honky-- 46 Door position SO Urgent 56 Resort Comics

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Ft.- THE doo!>llln-or BAITLE OF THE BANDS --­doo!>lllnDIIII. iM0NI;Y Saturday, September 26 Wednesday & Thursday PIT 9:00p.m. ARICHARD BENJAMIN F•lm .- at Theodore's 7, 9, 11 pm FREE Admission $2.00 Engineering Auditorium I, .. l ~ l i! \' I Sports Wednesday, September 23, 1987 f I I \ I ' I L PW surprises BP

fi~ l in women's IH action ·'·t By JEFF HEILERT fensive possessions, so offen­ f;} Sports Writer sively I can't complain. We did have problems tackling tI Whoever said that pre­ tonight. The girls are going to season rankings are worthless have to bounce back next week. i might have been talking about One loss doesn't put us out of l I the 1987 women's interhall foot­ it." l; ball season. In the night's other action, An underated Pasquerilla Farley outlasted Pasquerilla West team stunned heavily East in a defensive struggle to 11 favored Breen-Phillips last post its second victory by a j ~ night by a score of 18-12 in six score of 8-0. overtimes. On the first possession, Far­ \: •'•- ' The PW defense was able to ley quarterback Carol Elliot hit hold BP at the one yard line to Kara England over the middle pull off the upset. for ten yards and the game's \i Jill Bodensteiner caught a ten only score. I yard touchdown reception late With less than two minutes l< in the game to put PW up 12-6, left in the game, PE threatened and defensive end Kathy to force a another overtime The Qbeelver I Suzanne Poch Pasquerllta West quarterback Carol Elliot looks Women'slnterhall action kicked off this weekend. Moran recorded several key game when they marched to to ga1n some yardage against the Farley defense. sacks down the stretch in hel­ the Farley 29. Two consecutive ): ping PW even its record at 1-1. off-sides penalties, however, "Give PW credit," said BP pushed them back to the 39 )! coach Dan Deboar. "They before a last second despera- played a great game. We 1,~ Morrissey, Flanner in interhall football ) scored on two of our three of- see FARLEY, page 13 q By TIM SULLIVAN Jim Kelly. "We won't be minutes to go in the game. ;) Sports Writer making those mistakes as the Golonka decided to go deep, season goes on." and Gallivan fired down the The Titans clashed. The inability to move the ball right sideline for Rick PurcelL .~ l The Big Guys fought to the was the key to the game. Flanner junior Dave Kelly, wire. Despite an effective option play however, was step for step with But this battle is far from which continually sprung Kelly Purcell and made the intercep­ over. for good gains, Flanner's of­ tion. Kelly ran the ball back In men's interhall football fense was held up by the Mor­ into Morrissey territory, and action Saturday, perennial rissey defensive line and its Flanner prepared to strike. powers Morrissey and Flanner own mistakes. Jim Kelly sandwiched two met in a game which was The Morrissey defensive strong runs around an incom­ predicted to be the game of the line, comprised of Tom plete pass, and the referees regular season. Fredericks, Tom King, Pete brought out the chains for a Which team would grab the Dumon and John Holmgren, measurement - Kelly was just early lead in the standings? was consistently in the Flanner short. On fourth and inches .... Who would be the favorite in backfield pressuring QB Pete Holmgren penetrated the Flan­ the still distant playoffs? Parton. The two ends, King and ner backfield and made the Well, Saturday's action of­ Holmgren, played particularly tackle. Morissey had the ball fered absolutely no answers to well. for one last chance. those questions as the two Morrissey had a tough time With the ball deep in his own teams battled to a 0-0 tie. moving the ball as well. Its of­ territory and less than a minute Surprisingly, both of these fense, keyed more toward the remaining, Gallivan again usually precise teams were ex­ passing game, seemed a step called for a deep pass play to tremely sloppy. In fact, Flan­ or two off throughout the game. Purcell. True to form, Dave ner fumbled four times, and The Manorites had the ball Kelly raced back and again Morrissey quarterback Dave eight times during the game, made the interception to seal Gallivan was intercepted three but ran more than four plays the final score. times, including two in the last on only two possessions. "We lacked that killer instict," two minutes of the game. The game finally became ex­ said Jim Kelly of his team's :,.:·"' ' '• .~ "We had three fumbled citing in the closing minutes. failure to score when it had the The Observer I Rob Regovich snaps, and we were just 1\ After two ineffective posses­ chance. "The last two years Men's lnterhall football action began with two powerful teams, Flen­ making concentration errors,'' sions in the second half, Mor­ ner and Morrluey, leading the way. Tim Sullivan details the action I noted Flanner player-coach rissey got the ball with two see TIE, page 11 at right. I. Ji ~\ Special teams key to Irish victory "OK, you guys on offense move to the left and books aren't clear, but that may be the first time booming punts, averaging 47 yards a kick over eight the defensive players go to the right. The rest of that has been done in college football. Ever. punts. you, well, you're in a special category. · Placekicker Ted Gradel kicked two field goals in You're ... uh ... the special team. Yeah, that's the But Tim Brown was not alone in this awe-inspiring three attempts for the second straight game and i ticket. The special team." feat, and he'll be the first to say so. On the first put one kickoff in the end zone to gain more confi­ And in this manner, special teams were invented. return, he followed an organized wall of blockers dence in a job he earned late in fall practice. Be­ Or at least it was something like that. to break the pack and was home-free after Rod tween Gradel and Phelan, the Irish kicking game The offense gets the glory and is assigned the is steadily becoming a consistent aspect of Notre task of scoring points. The defense gets to hit people Dame's game, rather than the weak link that many and prevent the opposition from scoring. The spe­ Brian thought it would be with the graduation of John cial teams, well, they are the transition guys. Carney and Dan Sorensen. But, as we were so wonderfully shown on Satur­ O'Gara Kickoff and punt coverage was also an important day night, the special teams can indeed be quite factor in keeping Michigan State in their own ter­ important. Kicker Ted Gradel, punt-returner ex­ ritory. The Spartans averaged ten yards per return traordinaire Tim Brown and an opening-second Irish Items on the day, while the Irish averaged over 22. Backup safety accounted for 23 of Notre Dame's 31 points center Tim Grunhard hustled downfield to down in the game. West's block took out Michigan State's punter, who one of Phelan's punts at the two-yard line, setting by the way is billed as an All-America candidate. 'JP a Michigan State safety. After seeing Brown return two kickoffs for touch­ The second touchdown return came despite a punt­ Saturday's victory showed just how much special­ downs and one long punt return against USC last blocking attempt of the Irish, which left Brown all team play counts in the game of football. Though season, Notre Dame fans have been waiting to see alone to juke and dodge eleven Spartans. He did. they are on the field less than the offense or defense, Brown break the big one. We knew it would happen, Brown's heroics were not the only bright spots special teams have the opportunity to break open it was just a matter of when. After he took back for Notre Dame special teams Saturday, however. a game, and the Irish did just that in the 31-8 thrash­ one punt for a TD in Saturday's first quarter, the The Irish defense was relentless in the near­ ing of the Spartans. By putting points on the board question was no longer when but how many? One shutout and has proven to Notre Dame friends and and keeping the Michigan State offense from begin­ was not good enough for Brown, now a leading can­ foes alike that this group of "No-Names" can play. ning their drives in good field position, the Notre didate for the Heisman Trophy. No, he had to go Before they had their way with Lorenzo White and Dame special team play was just that - special. ahead and set all sorts of records by taking back Bobby McCallister, however, punter Vince Phelan two punts for TDs. Back-to-back even. The record was putting the Spartans in poor field position with see ITEMS, page 14

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By MARK MCLAUGHLIN to the administration and and CARA ANTHONY various units of the administra- Projects Staff tion," said Malloy. _ Malloy said he is looking for­ "Never eat dinner alone." ward to the results of some This is the advice that Father projects, including several Edward Malloy, University task forces similar to the com­ president and Holy Cross mittee which produced the priest, gives to incoming stu­ recent recommendations on dents. "Meals are a social drunk driving. "We're ex­ time. In a new environment, perimenting with a lot of new there's a sense of both wonder­ things" to encourage commu­ ment and loneliness, and the nity participation in Unversity loneliness is accentuated when life and decisions, said Malloy. you go to a social time and eat "They (the task forces) make by yourself," said Malloy. everyone feel their presence "Eating with other people con­ makes a difference." veys a sense of family." Malloy sees the Presidency Malloy's sense of family ex­ as a unifying role, combining tends to the Notre Dame com­ diverse aspects into a complete munity as well. "I really see picture. "I think the primary the inauguration as a multiple duty of the President is to sus­ family celebration. It's the first tain a vision of common enter­ time the members of my im­ prise, and what we're about, mediate family, my distant here at the University," said relatives and my friends from Malloy. "This means that what different times in my life will I do during the course of a week all be in the same place at the has tremendous variety- every same time." day I answer correspondence, host meetings, greet visitors, Malloy's inauguration will and do interviews." the first formal inauguration of "In some ways I am repre­ a University president at Notre sentative of the University as Dame. "It's the first time a whole. I need to encourage, we've done it. We're setting a reward, and occasionally con­ precedent in everything we front people who are respon­ do," said Malloy. "The sible for every aspect of Uni­ ceremonies are a chance to versity life. I inform various show off the University to local community clubs, alumni guests from other academic in­ council, and student govern­ stitutions and the Church, and ments," said Malloy. "I don't other people who have not had have to do it all, but I need to the occasion perhaps to see be aware of what's going on." Notre Dame. It will be a col­ lective showing." Although Malloy foresees a The inauguration busy schedule requiring him to ceremonies today are merely a travel occasionally, he plans to formality, as Malloy actually keep in touch with campus life. took office on June 1 of this "I think it's important t~at year. Malloy has settled in people think I'm basically pres­ well, overcoming challenges as ent. I will have to travel, but they arise, and making plans that's not a sign I'll be gone for for several new projects. "The huge periods of time," said job's going fine, except for Malloy. some tragedies that have Malloy saw several problems struck the campus recently. confronting the University. "I People have been working well The Observer I Paul Oeschger together, and I'm very grateful see MALLOY Inside Inaugural committee relying. on students Schedule of events Observer Staff Report By MARK MCLAUGHLIN Jones said that plans had Projects Manager been made for up to 10,000 students to attend at least 10:00 a.m. Inaugural Mass at the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center, celebrated by University Plans for today's in­ part of the inaugural President Father Edward Malloy. Father Thomas Oddo, president of the University of augural ceremonies are ceremonies. More than 300 Oregon, will preach. based on large numbers of student volunteers are students attending, said working at various func­ 11.45 a.m. Inaugural Luncheon at the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center. Admission by ticket Sister John Miriam Jones, tions, as well as 60 student only. associate provost and a representatives marching in 2:30 p.m. Academic Procession from the mall of the Hesburgh Library (near the reflecting pool) member of the Inaugural the Academic Procession. to the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center. Delegates from many universities and Committee. Tracy Schindele, one of the student volunteers, said academic societies will also attend. Students are asked to avoid Juniper Road and "Since we began planning the Library mall at this time. - i in April, our whole emphasis she was "excited about it. has been on the hope that We'll get to meet lots of the 3:00p.m. Academic Convocation at the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center. Students are large numbers of students people coming." asked to enter through Gate 10. will attend," Jones said. Schindele said students were asked to volunteer to 4:30p.m. Reception in the Hesburgh Library mall. Admission by ticket only. "The students are as be ushers, program dis­ much a part of this as the 5:00p.m. Student picnic on South Quad. Father Malloy will receive an award from the student tributors, hosts and hos- body. faculty or anybody else." tesses, and guides. I _I ------~- - ·-·----·------INAUGURAL SPECIAL SECTION

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Order of Holy Cross Ceremon changing roles on campus part of p1 By CARA ANTHONY Dame is relatively small but, but will not be assigned as rec­ Observer Staff Report Projects staff continues to attract new voca­ tors or have specific duties at tions, two-thirds of which are their respective residences. To go along with the first for­ Father Edward Malloy is not Notre Dame alumni. mal inauguration of a president only the president of Notre The ideal of the Holy Cross The Holy Cross community at Notre Dame, the Inaugural Dame University, but he is also community as educators, said took a major step in 1967, when Committee has commissioned a Holy Cross priest. He con­ Jenky, is simply to give Notre it decided to give University a ceremonial mace and medal tinues the history of the Con­ Dame students "the highest control to a predominantly lay to be made for formal Univer­ gregation of the Holy Cross that quality of education they can board of trustees. For 125 years sity events. is inseparable from the history get in the world ... to have a the Congregation of the Holy "Every university is sup­ of Notre Dame. premier university where an Cross had owned the Indiana posed to have a mace," said The Congregation of the Holy atmosphere of faith and a com­ province, and the transition Associate Provost Sister John Cross, or Congregatio a Sancta mitment to Christ is still at the was, as Jenky said, "a free Miriam Jones, a member of the Cruce, was formed in the early heart of it." gift... a multimillion dollar committee. 19th century when the Brothers Much has changed since Fa­ change in governance." Holy The mace is a symbol of au­ of St. Joseph, a group of priests ther Sorin founded the Univer­ Cross fathers switched from thority and is a part of the and brothers founded in 1820, sity in 1841. The University is owners to employees, and the Associate Provost Jones and Father Thomas Blantz tradition of most universities, were combined with a group of no longer a tiny mission in the change was not always smooth. hold the newly created ceremonial medal and mace. Jones added. religious women, the Sisters of wilderness of Indiana, but a the Holy Cross. Their motto is thriving, growing Catholic in~ Despite these changes, Holy "Spes Unica"- "our only hope stitution. According to Jenky, Cross priests and brothers are Malloy sees "all kinds of changes the~ is the Cross". one of the greatest changes will still vital to the University. Al­ coming" for today's students. "There sors The order's mother house is be Notre Dame's growing role most 100 members of the order Malloy is always something happening on M< in France, while its general ad­ as a center for research and serve as faculty or deal in stu­ continued from front page campus. In March, we'll have many dentl ministration is in Rome. Other publication. Holy Cross admin­ dent affairs. Half of the Univer­ task force reports coming out. Their sincE apostolates are located in istration will respond by giving sity Board of Trustees are Holy think there's a need to diversify the stu­ recommendations will precipitate reac­ "the Chile, Africa, and Bangladesh. its faculty members "the space Cross fathers, as is the Univer­ dent body in terms of minority repre­ tions." Malloy also spoke of the contin­ have But, "Notre Dame is clearly and the time to develop as sity President. "One of the sentation," said Malloy. "We also need ued construction at Notre Dame, ferer the most important apostolate scholars," thus maintaining ways that Notre Dame can stay to work hard on male-female interac­ including the two new dormitories and has< of our community," said Fa­ high academic standards, ac­ Catholic and stay close to its tion. We have to do better job of pre­ a proposed classroom building. viom ther Daniel Jenky, Superior of cording to J enky. roots would be to always have paring people for their future life re­ "We will continue to explore in the dent! the Holy Cross Order. The Holy Religious faculty will con­ a priest as president of the In­ sponsibilities, like marriage and raising academic fields," added Malloy. one< Cross community at Notre tinue to live in residence halls, diana province," said Jenky. a family." "There are always new professors, and to th1 ------...... -- What are students a.m. President's job :1ration Mass ...... widely varied doing today? By LOWELL FRANCIS Projects Staff Compiled by Cara Anthony and Kathy Ellis Photos by Jim Carroll What exactly does the University president do? Is he in charge of everything? According to the Notre Dame University Charter, "We're probably going to do the ac­ the president is "vested with full and final authority tivities planned. The night before over all matters pertaining to its government, except is a different story, let's not talk as limited by the Original Charter and the Statutes about that. Let's just say we'll be and Bylaws of the United States." He is the executive head of the University and "shall be responsible for in the spirit of the inauguration." the General Direction of its affairs." Malini Chablani Freshman Most importantly, the president provides intellec­ Farley Hall tual and moral leadership for the university as a whole. ''The primary duty of the president is to sustain a vision of the common enterprise," said University President Father Edward Malloy. The president .... "needs to encourage, reward, and occasionally con­ front people who are responsible for every aspect of University life," he added. "I don't know guys, what are we The president chairs the Academic Council, which doing?" decides general academic policies and regulations. He Mike Manning has the power to sign his name to all contracts, deeds Sophomore and other legal documents that pertain to University Keenan Hall business. This can also be done by the executive vice president, the vice president for business affairs or anyone else appointed by the Board of Trustees, the Executive Committee or the president. The president is involved with University finances. He makes an annual report to the Boa.rd of Trustees on the "affairs .and general'condition of the Univer­ "I plan on going to all the events. sity." He makes financial reports to the Board of Trus­ I'm glad we have the day off." tees regarding all funds and assets belonging to the Bill Bentley University as well as all income and expenditures. He Junior submits an annual budget to the Executive Committee. Grace Hall The President is subject to the supervision and di­ rection of the Board of Trustees. He makes appoint­ ments to the academic and non-academic staffs of the University, designating both duties•and function, ex­ cept for offices appointed by the Board of Trustees. He maintains a balance between research and edu­ "We have school that day. I'm cation. While Notre Dame tries to attract distinguished professor&'; it also emphasizes the importance of giving going to my classes, you can put the students the quality education through teaching that in the Observer." they are paying for. Kristen Swanson What else does the President do? Freshman ural Exhibit Regina South E.) He guards the University's Catholic spirit. Notre Dame has gone from being governed by The Congre­ gation of the Holy Cross to government by a board primarily lay in its composition. It is still, however, very much a Catholic University and, through its pres­ ident, strives to maintain that attitude. "Bum around probably. I'll prob­ Rather than spending his day bogged down in minute ably go to the main stuff. I'll play details, the president can appoint staff to take care of some football if I can, maybe some trivialities. According to Malloy, "I don't have to do baseball." •••••••• it all, but I need to be aware of what's going on." Vince Pellegrini One thing that hasn't Sophomore changed, according to Malloy, is the high standards expected onial mace of Notre Dame students. "I think the University, as a Cath­ olic university, has a tradition ~pageantry of certain values regulating the The new symbols of office common life. Notre Dame will "I'm in the procession because I'm will be taken out of storage only always be a place where expec­ the president of P.E." ·st for­ for official University events, tations for behavior will exceed Amy Rochon sident such as the presidental in­ what might prevail on other Junior 1gural auguration, said Jones. campuses." Pasquerilla East ;ioned The mace was created by Fa­ "The interesting thing is medal ther Anthony Lauck over a per­ that, having gone through niver- iod of two months, Jones said. Notre Dame myself, most of the people I know who com­ The mace is made of gold­ plained, want their kids to go sup­ plated bronze, with a walnut ' said here. I think that suggests that, shaft and an enameled blue in retrospect, the values and "I'm waitressing at the special ·John finial. The medal is also made ·of the expectations seem to make reception Tuesday." of gold-plated bronze, and will sense." hang on a gold chain. Kelly Harris - of au­ Amid all the duites of being Senior )f the Jones estimated the price for president of a major univer­ Farley Hall sities, the two symbols of office to be sity, Malloy still finds time to about $1,000. play basketball twice a week, eat meals with students, and meet almost all the freshmen the granting of tenure to some profes­ in Sorin Hall, his current sors and not others." residence. "I like the opportu­ Malloy said that, even though stu­ nity living in Sorin provides for dents haven't changed dramatically interaction with the students," since he was a student at Notre Dame, said Malloy. "It's worked out "the pre:;sures of contemporary life comfortably for me. I have no "I wouldn't miss this for the world. have changed. Students come from dif­ intention of leaving." It's a once in a lifetime event and ferent backgrounds, and Notre Dame And why is he called Monk? who's to say he won't be here for - has changed as an institution. One ob­ "In the third grade, there another twenty-five years." vious change is the addition women stu­ was a neighborhood hero four Ted Czarnecki dents since I went here. I think that's years older than me. I called Senior one of the best things that's happened him Bunk, and he kept looking Morrissey Hall to the University." for a comeback. " ------I I ~-

By KATHY ELLIS ment, while pursuading the KKK to Projects staff From to abandon their plan. Expansion contin­ ued under Walsh with·the building of From Father to Father Howard, Morrissey and Lyons halls Edward Malloy, the position of Presi­ along with a dining hall and cafeteria. dent of the University of Notre Dame Sorin . • • Hesburgh His faculty increased to 175 members, has been held by fifteen men. causing the lay teachers to outnumber Sorin, the founder of the university the religious teachers for the first time. and the principal policy maker until his The great Notre Dame football death in 1893, began a line of dreamer­ stadium was opened during the term of builders who have guided Notre Dame Father Charles O'Donnell. Along with through its development from a small the stadium, the Hurley Com­ frontier school into a true university. merce Building and the John F. Cushing Sorin, using land granted by the bishop Hall of Engineering were opened. of Vincennes, built shops, an infirmary, O'Donnell also commissioned a new and a church. His attempts to set up a university seal during his term. sister school of Holy Cross nuns even­ The twelfth president, Father John tually became Saint Mary's College. O'Hara is remembered as "John Faith­ His name lives on in Sorin Hall, the ful," a name given to him because he first dormitory built at any Catholic col­ was always willing to help students in lege with private rooms for male stu­ trouble. His term was from 1934 to 1940, dents. after which he was appointed bishop Even though Sorin's successor, Fa­ and military delegate for armed forces. ther Patrick Dillon, only headed the From then on, he was called John Car­ university for one year, he laid the foun­ dinal O'Hara. He is buried in Sacred dation for the development of a science Heart Church. program. He required intense study Father J. Hugh O'Donnell, O'Hara's programs so Norte Dame graduates vice president, was a member of the could hold jobs and earn a steady in­ The Observer I Br1an Mast The Observer I Flle photo 1913 football squaq that defeated Army. come. Father Dillon organized a two including orator, theologian, dis­ The president who appointed Knute His administrative decisions were year commercial course to supplement ciplinarian, and outstanding teacher. Rockne as head football coach was Fa­ influenced by World War II. In 1940 a the six year Arts and Letters program. He ran a tight administration and han­ ther John W. Cavanaugh. One of his pri­ Civilian Pilot Training Program was Father was the only dled students justly, but firmly. Colovin mary concerns was building an exten­ started at Notre Dame, and in 1941 the man to hold the position of University was removed when he allowed celebra­ sive intramural sports program. Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps President twice: first from 1866 to 1872, tion of Saint Patrick's Day against Cavanaugh was a public relations man was formed. then again from 1877 to 1881. After fin­ Sorin's wishes, after which Corby took and presented Notre Dame as a na­ Father John J. Cavanaugh came to ancial problems clouded Corby's over for the second time. tional asset, asking not for charity, but Notre Dame and worked for two years second term, Sorin received a letter Father Thomas E. Walsh, who served for an investment in the public interest. as a full time secretary to President from Rome stating that Corby held too as president for twelve years, was the He raised twenty-five thousand dollars John W. Cavanaugh. After being elected much responsibility, serving as both first Notre Dame student to become for the statue of Father Sorin. to the presidency in 1946, Cavanaugh President and Provincial. Corby was president of the University. He was a Cavanaugh retired at the age of 49, faced the problem of reconverting the willing to give up his position as Provin­ builder of men, academic departments, after serving fourteen years as presi­ wartime training center back into a ci­ cial, but Sorin still wanted a younger and physical facilities. His building pro­ dent. vilian university. man in the presidency. grams showed steady growth with the Father James Burns was president Father Theodore Hesburgh, the fif­ That man was Father Auguste addition of two wings to Brownson and from 1919 to 1922. Despite his reputation teenth university president, guided the Lemonnier, Corby's vice president and Carroll Halls. A man truly dedicated to as a tough, no-nonsense headmaster, growth of Notre Dame for thirty-five Sorin's nephew, who served from 1872 Notre Dame, his last words were, at he allowed George Gipp to return to years. During his term, the enrollment to 1874. He tightened the requirements age 40, "I should have liked to labor school after the athlete skipped several grew from 4,979 students to 9,600, and for graduation, and made the first longer for the University." classes. Burns' goal was to tighten up the University's endowment skyrock­ move toward filling the library. He also Father became the internal structure of the various col­ eted from $9 million to more than $350 saw an obligation to cultivate artistic president in 1893 and served until 1905. leges. Because Notre Dame was million. and intellectual talents in students, Although he opposed expanded enroll­ thought of as a national asset, Burns Writing about Father Sorin and the regardless of the university's poor eco­ ment and facilities because of limited wanted a Board of Lay Trustees for the dream he had for Notre Dame, Res­ nomic state. At age 35, he died after finances, the enrollment of the Univer­ administration of all permanent funds. burgh noted, "The French priest ... breaking down from overwork; and on sity continued to rise during his term. Father Matthew Walsh, president envisioned an institution of the first his deathbed said, "Be good to the stu­ He built a new athletic facility after the from 1922 to 1928, faced a very contro­ ranks that explored great issues within dents." gymnasium burnt down, initiated a versial issue during his presidency. The the context of the Catholic faith ... in Lemonnier's vice president, Father central heating plant and railroad, and Ku Klux Klan planned a parade in South short, a great Catholic university." Fif­ Patrick Colovin took over from 1874 to was constantly revising the univer­ Bend and Walsh had the difficult task teen University presidents have helped 1877. He was a man of many talents, sity's curriculum. of trying to tame the student's resent- to build that dream into reality. Hesburgh keeping busy By CAT FRANCIS Library. According to an arti­ civil rights, academic [ I J Projects staff cle in the South Bend Tribune, freedom, American relations at the beginning of next year, with Third World countries and With Father Edward Mal­ Hesburgh and Joyce will serve peace. Of these, he sees peace loy's inauguration today, a new aboard the Queen Elizabeth as overidingly important. era begins at Notre Dame. cruise ship as chaplains. Hesburgh served on 14 What will happen to the man In May 1988, Hesburgh will Presidential appointments who preceded Malloy, the return to Notre Dame as pres­ during his time as president. leader who steered the Univer­ ident emeritus and will devote He has served on a hundred sity for 35 years, Father time to two of the University's boards and comm1sswns Theodore Hesburgh? institutions: The Notre Dame devoted to ideals such as higher Hesburgh, accompanied by Institute for International education, business and sci­ Father Edmund P. Joyce, a fel­ Peace Studies and the Kellogg ence. In 1972, he denounced low retiree, spent the summer Institute for International Nixon's Equal Educational Op­ in a Skyline touring vehicle, Studies. He is chair for the ad­ portunities Act as a fraud, and seeing the America he missed visory committees of both in­ was subsequently bumped while performing his presiden­ stitutes. from the Civil Rights Commis­ dowments to the University In 1982, dation of Catholic tial globe-trotting. Together, Hesburgh hopes to devote sion. have risen from $9 million to · Colleges and Universities es­ the two braved the perils of the some time to his favorite activ­ Hesburgh's farewell ad­ $350 million. And the budget tablished the Hesburgh Award non-academic world, including ities. After 35 years of travel dress, held on May 9, 1987 at has experienced a similar up­ to recognize distinguished ser­ the rigors of doing one's own and work in the University's Washington Hall, was surge: $9.7 million to $176.6 mil­ vice to Catholic higher educa­ laundry and cooking. name, he may finally have time delivered to an audience of 600, lion. Enrollment has almost tion. They returned to South Bend to fish and write. and broadcast to 123 sites via doubled. The University also Hesburgh has recieved in July to view the Special Hesburgh, besides being satellite. These sites included experienced a switch of admin­ many awards over the years, Olympics, and then went listed in the Guinness Book of every state in America, istrative control, in 1967, from including the Medal of westward on their pilgrimage. World Records as the holder of Toronto and Mexico City. the Congregation of Holy Cross Freedom, the highest honor After spending time in Alaska, the most honorary degrees in During Hesburgh's tenure at to a predominantly lay Board that can be given a civilian, by Hesburgh returned to his office history, has been deeply in­ Notre Dame, 40 new buildings of Trustees, and went co­ President Lyndon Johnson in in the newly named Hesburgh volved in issues concerning have sprung up on campus. En- educational in 1972. 1964.