THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC PUBLISHED WEEKLY - FOUNDED 1867 S»»I»Sgsws
Total Page:16
File Type:pdf, Size:1020Kb
THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC PUBLISHED WEEKLY - FOUNDED 1867 s»»i»SgsWS THE BLESSED VIRGIN OF THE GROHO Where devotion centers during May. Volume 74 APRIL 25. 1941 Number 23 m mm PROFESSIONAL CARDS SOUTH BEND X-RAY LABORATORY 82S SHERLAND BUILDING L. E. FISHER. M. J. THORNTON. M. O. M. O. TELEPHONE 3-4269 Every operator ROSE DENTAL GROUP LEONARD A. ROSE, O.O.S. CYRIL F. ROSE, D. O.S. PETER J. ROSE, O.D.S. in this 623-629 SHERLAND BLDG. SOUTH BEND DR. LANDIS H. WIRT telephone exchange ORTHODONTIST 314 J. M. S. BUILDING TELEPHONE 4-360 must speak PHONE RESIDENCE 3-2805 4-1544 DR. ARTHUR C EVERLY four languages! FOOT AILMENTS X-RAY EXAMINATION HOURS BY 609 J. M. S. BLDG. APPOINTMENT SOUTH BEND, IND. DR. HARRY BOYD-SNEE EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT PHONE 3-139S J. M. S. BUILDING DR. O. J. GRUNDY REGISTERED PODIATRIST FOOT AILMENTS 434 ASSOCIATES BLDG. PHONE S-2S74 Each operator in San Francisco^s Chinatown telephone ex change must speak English plus at least three of the five DR. H. R. ERASER Chinese dialects—Som Yup, Soy Yup, Heong Sow, €k)w REGISTERED PODIATRIST Gong and Aw Duck—in order to handle calls. For the average SHERLAND BUILDING Chinese understands no dialect but his own! PHONE 4-8989 SOUTH BEND, INDIANA Since there is no Chinese alphabet, the 36 page directory, listing 2200 subscribers, can't be printed in the usual way. OFFICE 4-B66I RESIDENCE S-4080 It is handwritten—then reproduced by engraving and print ing processes. Subscribers are listed by streets, instead of DR. R. F. LUCAS alphabetically. And operators must almost know the book DENTISTRY—X-RAYS by'heart, for the Chinese seldom call by number—but by 702 J. M. 8. BLOC. SOUTH BEND. IND. name and address. Here is a Bell System exchange that in many DRS. PROBST AND SINGLER ways is unique. But it is just like thousands of . DENTISTS others in giving good service to telephone users. SOS SHERLAND BUILOINS VHONC S>t2S4 •OUTH BEND. INDIAMA THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC busy about the house, his mother began to unpack the bag. She found the pawp ticket on the coat and called: COLLEGE PARADE "John, what is this tag on your coat?" RAYMOND J. KELLY John lost little time in calling back: "Oh, I was at a dance the other night and checked my coat." closely resembling the North American A moment later mother came across Pan Americana copra. When the gauchos are ripe; the the trousers tagged in the same way. The growing interest in the Latin- pesos go out and harvest them. They add With a puzzled tone, she asked: "John, American countries which has been re water to the harvested gauchos and what kind of a dance was that?" flected on the Notre Dame campus in make a mash which they allow to fer the work of Pax Eomana, in lectures of ment for a month. When the mash has various members of the faculty, and in fermented sufficiently they strain it and The college novel the movie now in production, inspired drink the resultant liquid which is called Minnesota University's Pan-American 'sterno.' After they have consixmed all When a better story about college life Unity Conference, held April 14, 15 and the stemo they repair to a local sani is written the locale will still be Prince 16. The Minnesota Daily brought out its tarium where they take the Keeley cure ton. For some reason, Princeton has Pan-American edition which was devoted until the next harvest." managed to get more than its share of entirely to stories and articles concern Much more of the happy life of the attention from novelists, probably be ing our neighbors to the south. Pan-Americans was related in the let cause it raises them itself and encour ages their bookish leanings. Scott Fitz Though much was made of the history ter which I still have. If you want to gerald brought Princeton to the atten of South America, the educational and l^am more about our southern brothers industrial facilities and the political and come over to Sorin and do some original tion of book-reading America first but economic aspects of close co-operation research in my wastebasket. now another son of Nassau, Harvey among the nations of the Western Hem Smith, has put his college experiences isphere, the Parade was most impressed in print in "The Gang's All Here," is by a description of South American ath Senior Ball sued last month. letic facilities, especially for tennis. A The annual senior blow-out is almost It gives the stories of the 60 members new kind of surfacing for tennis courts upon us again with all its usual financial of the class of 1916 of old Nostalgia. has been developed and is spreading rap distress. However, the Parade would like They have all returned to Alma Mater idly throughout the Latin-American to issue a warning against drastic meth for the 25-year reunion and "Tubby" countries. The court itself is made of red, ods of bolstering faltering pocketbooks. Rankin, the class secretary, relates the pulverized brick. The lines, instead of For the benefit of "Sunny Jim" Lauer- routine biographical data—^politics, re chalk which must be put on several times man whose hairs are growing grey, ligion, activities, occupation, and w^ar a day, are ribbons of steel which need worrying about the problem of import record—of each. Then "Tubbsr" throws only to be swept to be ready for play. ing a wife, and for the benefit of other off his responsibility as class secretary, Dam clever, these Pan-Americans! distressed persons, the Parade would like tells the real story of his classmates and to recall a story about one lad who leave for Tahiti to join Adelbert L'Hom- pawned his nice suit of clothes to get to medieu X. Hormone who was expelled The real low-down the dance one year. Just before he left after three months at Nostalgia but is in June he redeemed it and brought still the best known and most envied After the Pan-American issue, the it home in his suitcase. While he was member of the class. readers of the Minnesota Daily were treated to the true story of life in South American countries. Max Shulman, who dashes off a column now and again for the Daily, saw fit to devote himself to his forte, Pan-American relations. He is c ./^ c "%- eminently qualified to discuss this topic / because he has relations all over Pan- America. Max quoted at length from a letter he had just received from his cousin Sam who works in an Adam hat store in Caracas, Venezuela. The letter said in part: "Dear Sam: (He thought Max's name was like his own.) "The country down here is indescrib able. Let me describe it to you. "The natives down here, called pesos, are a happy carefree lot, fond of danc ing and light wines. At break of dawn V«f t. Ww»d •^«>'« 's oKAy - but • they roll out of their tortillas and go out to till their dew-spangled fields. "The chief crop is 'gauchos,' a grain THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC it NEW DEAL IN NEWS THE WEEK By FHzpatrick & Maguire By GEORGE MILES i These are days when it is definitely perilous to lose oneself in thought as one goes SOUTH BEND, IND., APRIL 22—In a goes one's way about in the lush greenness of the campus. To meditate on the ^sooth surprise move designed to catch his op ing effects of nature is to invite destruction in any of a hundred ways. Golfers who ponents off guard Pat Flanagan, Notre take a few practice swings before heading for the course are exceedingly proficient Dame senior, entered the Oliver Coffee at knocking out teeth with a single clout, and Avild-slugging softball players break Shop last night and ordered a cup of bones with precision and finality. But the greatest danger of all comes in the form coffee. of the new, panzer division of grass cutters which sweep up and down the land with absolute disregard for life, happiness and the pursuit of indolence. NOME, ALASKA, APRIL 21—Promising one of the most exciting Senior Balls in Two fellows we know traveled to Kentucky during the Easter holidays in order to spend the vacation at a Trappist monastery in the town called Gethsemane. Up to the history of Notre Dame, D. G. Sulli this moment, neither one of the pilgrims has started to dig his grave, but both are van, the flying corsage salesman, today allowing their hair to make uncontrolled progress dc\\Ti their necks. sold triple gardenia corsages to two eskimos who expect to be in the vicinity * of South Bend on May 2. Among the For a long, long time we listened with envy to all those calls that came from the thrills in store for those who attend, D. throats of passers-by as they walked near the rooms of friends. For a long, long time G. promised that he himself will give an we felt a tinge of jealousy in our heart and a draft of despondency in our soul when exciting exhibition of dive bombing in we heard a voice from the quadrangle cry "Hallo Phorkyas, hallooo, you old philan the Rockne Memorial with his new sec derer, hallooo!" And there were many times that we fought to hold back tears as ond hand Stuka, a gift of the German some faithful chorus of young men shouted to a popular associate "Wake up Finne- government.