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★ THIS IS BEING POSTED ON AUGUST 27 - 2014. BEST BE COOL. JOEY ALIZIO JR. ★ STARTING ON MARCH 16 - 2014. THE WRITING HAD BEGUN HOE S. NOW I HAVE TO JUST SIT HERE and JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT IM GOING TO WRITE. THE BEGINNING... YOU KNOW "THE START OFF..." THE JUMP OFF HOE. MY SOON TO BE PUBLISHED BOOK NUMBER 27. ONE OF MY VERY LUCKY NUMBERS HOE S. JULY 27 - 1967. THE MAGIC HAD BEGUN BITCH. 07/27/1967. WHAT TO WRITE? OH FUCK. WHAT TO WRITE? OH MY! SO SCARY... WHAT SHOULD I SAY HERE!? WELL USUALLY I DONT GIVE A FUCK. BUT NO. YOU SEE. I REALLY DO. I ADD WRITING IN LATER. I DO GIVE A FUCK. YES I ADD MORE WRITING IN. FUCK IT ALL UP IS WHAT I DO. THIS EXTRES WRITING... VERY SO OFTEN PUTTING MY SIZE LIMIT THE FUCK OVER AS USUALES. 630 PAGES IS THE LIMIT. I EQUATE THIS INTO BETWEEN 555 and 565 KILOBYTES. THERE IS NO WAY FOR ME TO GAUGE MY PAGES HERE. I USE "NOTEPAD CIRCA 1922." YES. I ACTUALLY DO HAVE TO WRITE THE WORDS DOWN. GEORGEY BUSH YOU SARCASTIC ARROGANT STUPID FUCKING C U N T. YOU. "ILLITERATE!" IS WHAT THE GOD-DAMNED YOU ARE. BLOCK MY BOOK SALES. BLOCK ME OFF FROM THE PUBLIC. NO PROBLEMS DUDE. YOU KNOW HOW EASY GOING I AM DUDE. PUBLIC gRAPED JELLY and SEVERE SINCERE EXECUTION IS ALL FOR YOU "PAATNA." NO. "HELLS FUCKING NO!!!!" WHAT YOU SEE HERE DUDE. IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET RIGHT HERE DUDE. YOU JEALOUS LITTLE NI GG A. YOU. ...MURDER SHE WROTE... IT WAS MURDER SHE...WROTE... ...THEN HE OFFERED TO "SUCK OFF." THE ENTIRE BAR OF MEN WITH NO PENISES. THE FAKE RICH LITTLE JEWISH COCKSUCKER THAT HE IS. J E W I S H = PERMANANTLY SHORTED ON THE PENIS PACKAGES. "THESE LITTLE JEALOUS PORCH MONKEY WHITE PASTY GREEK NI GG AS. HAVE NO SALAMI." RE: FAKE BILLIONAIRE ZHEN LOW WON A BET TO SEE WHO WOULD PAY THE LARGEST BAR TAB THAT WAS 2.6 MILLION. THE TAB WAS "ALL TRUMPED UP." OF COURSE. http://www.teendayz.com/gallery/6845/crazy-ways-billionaires-spend-their-money RICE. YES I AM COOKING. 5 CUPS WATER TO ONE CUP RICE. CHICKEN TERIYAKI. THE HARD WAY. I HAVE SCALLIONS. I HAVE PINEAPPLE. MAYBE ILL USE BOTH. BROWN SUGAR TOO FOR SOME REASON. I HAD TO FREEZE WHAT WAS LEFT OF MY TEN POUNDS OF CHICKEN TOO. DOING THAT RIGHT IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS. I GET TIRED EASILY... UNLESS I HAVE TO KILL A FEW DOZEN OF YOU HILL-BILLY NI GGA S. and THEN I AM "SUDDENLY." AT ALL "FULL THROTTLE SPEEDS." WALK IT... and YOU OWNED IT... and YOU SOLD IT FOR A PROFIT. IN GREAT BETTER HEALTH AS WELL. RUNNING IS FOR FAKE PEOPLE WHO CANT EVEN WALK CORRECTLY. IT IS A SCAM. LINK SHORTENERS. THEY ARE SO FUCKING COOL. "TO DIE FOR. HOE S... http://po.st/RunningIsForFrauds http://bitly.com/Running-Is-Either-Automated-Or-It-Is-FAKE HEY HAPPY. OH YES. JUST BE SO HAPPY. YOU FUCKING LOSERS YOU. ST. PAPRIKAS DAY! WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE. COOL. GREAT THEN. I CAN HEAD O U T . and "TIE ONE ON." WITH ALL OF MY LITTLE INDIAN BITCHES. JUST USE A LITTLE MOUTHWASH HOE. THESE INDIAN WOMEN ALL HAVE BAD BREATHE YOU KNOW. "IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME! I HAD GARLIC ON MY BREATHE JOEY. COME ON JOEY. BE KIND TO ME." ME: "SUCK MY DICK FOR ONE MORE LINE OF COCAINE THEN! TENUSIA BITCH." YOU TENUSIA BITCH YOU. SEXY SOMETIMES. "JOEY WAS DEFINATELY DRUNK." YES and MY ST. JOSEPHS COCAINE WIRED TOO HOE. HER SISTER MOTHER and ALL OF HER AUNTIES CHIME IN: "WELL I HAD YOUR 700 CHILDREN AT LEAST JOSEPH!" BIG FUCKING DEAL HOE. YOU FUCKING STINKY HOE S. YOU. I LOVE MY INDIAN BITCHES. JUST USE A LITTLE MORE MOUTH WASH THEN HOE S. WE WERE DRUNK SHE WAS TELLING JANELLE HOW SHE LOVES TO DRINK MY PISS and LICK MY ASK HOLE TOO. I THOUGHT I MAY NEED TO GIVE MY LITTLE INDIAN TENUSIA A BRAND NEW LANGUAGE. "IT IS NOT OF ENGLISH." and QUICKLY TOO. I HAD THEM MAKING O U T . YES JANELLE and TENUSIA. SHE CANT KISS ME BECAUSE SHE HAS "JOSEPHS PENIS BREATHE OF PISS and CUM." BY THE WAY HOE S. JESSICA. IS MY TENUSIA BEFORE I TURNED HER INTO AN INDIAN GIRL. "EVERY SINGLE NATIONALITY THIS GIRL HAS BEEN" TO BE WITH ME. THAT IS THE FUCKING TRUTH. "OH GREAT JESSICA THINKS SHE'S A GOD-DAMNED FUCKING COP." TENUSIA. WELL I MADE HER COOLER FOR ME. "YES. WE BOTH LOVE COCAINE NOW." YES. THERE IS STILL A JESSICA THOUGH. NOW TENUSIAS LITTLE INDIAN MOTHER. SHE WAS IN 9TH GRADE and I WAS IN TWELTH GRADE. YES. THIS WAS AT DEERING HIGH SCHOOL. SHE WAS NEW TO EARTH. "JUST CREATED BY JOSEPH!" MY REAL ST. JOSEPHS MAGIC. ONE RIDE WITH ME IN MY HOT ROD DODGE DART 1974 SIX CYLINDER ENGINE and FORGET IT HOES. LOL. "WE SHALL DRINK. THERE IS A KEG PARTY TODAY BEHIND THIS CEMETARY HOE." (HER NAME? PROBABLY TENUSIA. LOL.) I LOVE THAT GIRL FOR FOREVER NOW S. SHE IS MOST BEAUTIFUL. THIN WITH PERFECT BLACK HAIR. This All Ties Into A Knot Here Hoe s. GODS CHILDREN. TENUSIA WAS MY AGE. SO THAT WAS ALL COVERED. I HAVE LITTLE JOEY (MYSELF FROM THE LATE 1960'S EARLY 1970'S.) SORT OF RUNNING THE SHOW AS TO WHO TO BRING IN NEXT. SO ALTHOUGH TENUSIAS MOTHER HAD BEEN CREATED WELL TENUSIA DID NOT TRULY EXIST YET. UNTIL 1990. YOU SEE? WORD. YOU HEARD!? THIS IS MY ST. JOSEPHS MAGIC. JESSICA. ANOTHER VERSION OF ALITTA ESPIRAS. MY MOST FAVORITE UNDERRATED WIFE IN SOUTH PORTLAND MAINE. WITHOUT THE DAWN MARIE ATTACHMENT. "YOU ARE REALLY SICILIAN. JUST SHHHH" OPENING LINE: "WELL IT WAS AHEAD OF HIS TIME. THE KID HAD NOT EVEN BEEN BORN YET." SIGNED. THIS IS "MA." SO HEY. I SAID HEY NI GG A. DEAD STEVEN HAY TO YOU NI GG A. "TO ALL OF YOU. YOU NI GG AS. YOU" YOU LITTLE FUCKING MOUTH YOU. "FUCKING KILL YOU KID. I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU DOWN YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH YOU. YOU FUCKING LITTLE C U N T. YOU." ANTHONY SCAFATI. WRONG AGE. WRONG YEAR TO BE FUCKING WITH ME: "HE HUNG UP. IT WAS JOE. THIS CALL WAS MADE FROM PORTLAND MAINE.1983." SO HEY. I SAID DEAD STEVEN HAY TO YOU NI GG A. WHAT DO YOU CALL A 37 YEAR OLD BOIY WHO HAS NEVER HAD A JOB IN HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE? MY (DEAD) BROTHER ANTHONY. OH YOU DONT THINK THIS WORLD IS FAKE? THIS GUY ONLY WORKED AGAINST ME FOR HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. THE HECKLE. THE ATTACK HUSTLES. THE IRONY OF IT ALL. THE AGONY OF EACH EVENT. NO MONEY. NO PAY. JUST A LITTLE STREET DIME. REMEMBER HERE HOE S. WELL THERE IS NO TIME FOR A JOB WHEN IT IS ALWAYS BEFORE 1990 EVEN. AS ALL OF YOU. THE FIRST TIME I EVER MET THIS DUDE. HE WAS KILLED. IT WAS SOUTH STREET 1979. 1980. 1981. THE BABY. "COME IN AS AN ADULT and YOU GET BLASTED." and YES MY BROTHER ANTHONY "SCAFATI" SURE AS FUCK DID. and YES HE WAS SURE AS FUCK WAS TOO. HE IS ACTUALLY OF 'BIG JOE BULLETS' BUT THE DARK SON OF RICHARD IS JUST FINE. YOUR FAKE RICHARD LAFRANCE. MYSELF HAVING ESTABLISHED OUR PURE LAFRANCE REAL HISTORY. BY THE WAY. "WELL WE ARE TRULY SICILIAN." THIS IS VINNIE IRISH SPEAKING. ANTHONY IS NO SATAN. AS STEVEN HAY WAS NO SATAN. AS 'BIG JOE BULLETS' JEZEBEL COULD NEVER BE. "JEZEBEL IS IN HELL." THIS IS SATAN SPEAKING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. AS I AM YOUR ONE and ONLY GOD AS WELL HOE S. I HAVE NO BROTHER. OKAY WELL. YOU HAVE BROUGHT HIM BACK YEARS OF YEARS OF TIMES. SO WELL HE COULD STILL BE AROUND. MAYBE IT WOULD TAKE MY DEAD MOTHER. MY "MA." TO FINALLY REMOVE THIS LITTLE NI GG A. FROM EARTH. BUT HEY. ONLY DAVID STAPLES KNOWS FOR SURE HOE S. "DO NOT FUCK WITH MY HELLS ANGELS LITTLE ANTHONY SCAFATI." COURT STREET. PLYMOUTH MASSACHUSETTS. "HE CALLED ANTHONY A NI GG A. and HE KILLED HIM." ONE PROBLEM. MY ANTHONY HAD NOT EVEN BEEN 'REALLY.' SECURED ENTIRELY BORN YET. THIS WAS THE 1970'S AFTER ALL HERE HOE S." SIGNED. LOVE, "MA." and "ANTHONY." HAPPY 1980. HAPPY 1981. THAT IS MY ST. JOSEPHS DAY TOMORROW. OPENING TITLE QUOTE: "OKAY WELL YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN ANY OF THIS... MAKES YOU...ANY MONEY FROM ME." JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO (JR) ONE STRAIGHT BAD-ASS MUTHA FUCKA. "I FUCK RANDY IN HIS ASS FOR BREAKFAST." SURE. UM WELL RELEASE MY FUCKING WOMEN THEN. YOU CAN WORRY ABOUT YOUR NO PENIS and NO VAGINA PROBLEMS ON YOUR OWN TIME. >>> MUCH LATER WITH YOUR DRAMA QUEEN WELFARE CRAP. I AM SICK OF THIS FAKE FUCKING SHITTE. "GET A FUCKING JOB GEORGEY W. BUSH." RE: FAKE TRANS GENDER FUCKFACES. http://www.buzzfeed.com/saeedjones/laverne-cox-is-the-woman-weve-been-waiting-for? bffb OH REALLY. DID YOU DO SOMETHING HERE? LAZY NOTHING NOBODYS IS ALL YOU EVER ARE. HOLD YOUR HANDS O U T . YOU "gRAPE JELLIED" LITTLE ASSHOLES. All Locked Up Tight...Here Hoe s. "Live Yes...Yes...You Are On The Air. THIS IS DR. RUTH WESTHEMIER. Oh Yes. Okay Mr. George Bush. Well Do You Have At Least One Testicle To Play With Then?..." ONE REAL LIVE RADIO INTERVIEW.