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VOLUME XLI CINCINNATI, OHIO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1956 NO. 6 Xavier· Assailed Tonight By Feminine, Hoosier Invasion Campus To Be Overrun Witli Abundance Of Philosopliers Opposite Sex F1·om Nearby Indiana College By Fred Schlimna Organize Clu.b, · Egads, men, we're being invaded! This could very well be the hue and cry here at Xavier, beginning tonight. Philosophize This invasion, however, should prove to be a delightful one for all hands concerned as the invading force consists of The Philosophy Club, under approximately 70 members of the female gender who are the chairmanship of Stan Sie migrating to the Xavier campus fried, has set up its program for this weekend from St. Mary-of girls will be presented with X.U. the first semester. At the six the-Woods College of Indiana. 125th anniversary caps and copies meetings which will take place These lovely lassies will arrive of The News. this semester, a comparative Festivities analysis of the thought of St. by bus this evening at the Armory where they will be guesb; of the After the Friday night festiv Augustine ~ n d St. Thomas Aquinas will be made. Sailing Club at the pep rally ities, the girls will retire for the Two opponent speakers will dance. evening to the Sinton Hotel and The Sailors, who already have various private homes. Saturday lead the discussions. They will . . . ) - ~::.-.,. a terrific reputation for putting will find them attending in force present the problem, the solu ;:-f,:,_._.. -:-... tion, and the proof, with ref on good dances, are really pulling the X.U.-Colorado A & M football Pictured above are several of the luscious dolls who erences. An open discussion will will be out all plugs on this one. fracas. then be held to determine if giving up their weekend to visit Xavier. Upon arrival at the dance>, the In the evening, the ever the speakers gave the correct thoughtful, unselfish, and chival interpetations and the proper rous lads of Brockman Hall will answers to the problem. hold a special party in honor of The Moderator, Dr. Bernard Military Ball, Honorary Colonel the Hoosier College Gals. This Gendreau, or a guest faculty noble gesture on the part of the speaker will then give his Brockman Sir Gallahads is in impressions on the discussion tended only for the purpose of Selection Announced By XOMM entertaining the charming frau and determine further the prob lem and the solution. The six Xavier Order Of Military Merit Sponsors Annual leins. Certainly no upstanding problelJlS to be discussed are: gentleman will attempt to make The Happy Life, Existence Of Affair; Reception Sunday For Five Finalists CONNOLLY TO IU? a lasting acquaintance for the God, Intellectual Attitude, Im purpose of procuring future By John VanFlandern, News Campus Editor The News has learned from a dates. mortality of the Human Soul, The first major project in connection with the 1957 Mili reliable source that head football Theory Of Knowledge, and The coach Harry (Mick) Connolly is Windup Problem of Evil. · · tary Ball, which promises to be one of the· biggest formal balls in the process of negotiating for The windup of this fantastic The purpose of the Philosophy ever to be held in Cincinnati, is on tap for this Sunday. The a contract to take over the head weekend will take place on Sun- Club is to provide an opportu Xavier Order of Military Merit, sponsor of the annual affair, . coaching job at the University of nity to those who have an inter will conduct a reception in the Albert D. Cash Memorial Room Indiana. est in intellectual inquiry to be at which the five finalists for the When contacted by The News in contact with other apprentice honor of becoming the 1957 Hon- dication, be a group of lovely at press time, coach Connolly philosophers; to place the find orary Cadet Colonel of the Xav· c a n d i d a t es · emphatically denied the rumor. ings of each member in common ier ROTC, will be selected. competing f o r ILll.... ·with the whole group; and to The· reception, which begins at the distinction, ! .; become aware of the problems two o'clock, will be attended by and our selec- ~ '. Seniors' Pict1tres
and solutions current in con !.. ·,: the members of the XOMM, rep- tion process is ~:' temporary thought. resentatives from all the military carefully set up . . To Be Snapped Harry Carson, the acting host, science class sections and clubs, t 0 insure a n Beginning Monday is in charge of meeting arrange members of the military staff, equal opportu- ments. The scribe, who keeps · l f th X · nity for each ..,, f,, , Pictures of seniors for The records of the meetings, and the an d the g1r s rom e av1er young lady in .,,-:.· J' ff.}. < ~'J Musketeer of 1957 will be taken evening division who are inter- . 'f{ ;;'!; I'!ht'°;:::i cantor, who operui and closes 0 1 beginning on Monday, Nov. 5, ested l·n compet1'ng for the honor. the c mPet - 8'if>'-< · · F'f'-' .ifJ: the meetings with a prayer, uon, a n d t o v~~·F1;:;J~;-n...... in the Fine Arts Room of Albers have not yet been elected. Toward the close of the ·party, enable the gen· Hall between 11:30 a.m. and Anyone who wishes to join the students who will be the of· eral student body of the Corps 3: 30 p.m. daily, Stanley Weber, the Philosophy Club must have ficially assigned representatives to select the girl whom they wish yearbook editor, announced this completed one philosophy course, of the class sections and ROTC to have as their honorary com week. exclusive of logic. A recommen clubs, will vote to select the final· mander, as best they can," selec To facilitate the sittings, sen dation is required from at least ists who will subsequently com- tion committee chairman John iors whbse names begin with one member of the philosophy pete in a Corps-wide election to VanFlandern stated Monday. letters A to L will be taken the Jacquie Mahoney be held later this month. department and the approval by Plans for the Ball itself are week of Nov. 5, and M to Z the day morning when a special Mass the membership committee of a The winner in the final elec rapidly taking shape. The Ball is week of Nov. 12. A day-to-day will be celebrated in Elet Hall written application. tion, which will be conducted being planned along completely breakdown of sittings will ap Chapel at 10:00 a.m. during ROTC classes with every different lines from those of pre pear on the bulletin boards. Farewell cadet voting, will ibe the Honor· vious years. XOMM prPsident Those with letters A and B, for Following the Mass, brunch International Club ary Cadet Colonel of the ROTC Norb Rombach and moderator instance, are scheduled for next will be served in the cafeteria to for the coming year. She will be Maj. William A. Thompson will Monday. the girls and to any X.U. men Given Monicker installed 1at the Military Ball, Sittings will cost $1.50 on A definite name has been announce the details next week. who happen to be in the vicinity Friday night, Jan. 18. campus, but those who do not at the time. After breakfast, the · given to the n~wly-formed inter All single girls who are stu· avail themselves of this oppor girls will say farewell to Xavier national club. Henceforth, it dents at the Xavier evening divi-, tunity will be charged at the will be known as the Chesterton. Homecoming Dance and begin the journey back to sion are eligible to compete. regular price if they go to the their own campus. Society, named after Gilbert K. There· is no club backing as was Has Good Turnout studio later. Chesterton, the famous Catholic The entire project was the the 'case in the election of the "Arrangements f o r evening creation of the Student Council author and wit. A total of 850 couples were college .seniors will be announced homecoming court. · The· Col. is present for the Homecoming of Saint Mary-of-the-Woods. Miss The Society is composed of selected by a methodical, repre on the downtown school's bul both American and foreign stu dance in the Armory and Field JacquiP Mahoney, president of sentative election process. letin board," Weber said. , the council, will lead the charm dents, with the aim to study and house last Saturday evening. Seniors must make their own discuss the progressive geograph "There should, from every in- This tremendous turnout was a ing aggregation of feminine vis arrangements with the photog itors from the west. ical, cultural, political. and other _great deal more than was rapher for gift pictures. changes taking place in different Vets Announce Migration expected. nations and locales. The Rev. Patrick H. Ratter At the last meeting of the Trip To Louisville Game ma,p, S.J., stated that the success Anniversary Concert Late Orders Society held Tuesday, the· club The Vet's, Club Toastmaster, of the Homecoming can be at The 125th Anniversary Concert Juniors: Don Walker will be dues and rules were adopted. Dave Dumbacher, wishes to tributed to the' exceptional hard to be held Tuesday evening, Nov. back in South Hall to take late remind all Xavier Veterans who work of the committee which 20, will mark many firsts for ring orders on Thursday, Nov. 8, are residents of Ohio that the was striving to make it an Xavier University. Among these from 10:00 a.m. til 2:00 p.m. and Impromptu Korean Veterans Bonus is on enjoyable and worthwhile eve firsts will be the performance of Wednesday, Nov. H, at the same The ·male vocalist heard last the state ballot this election. ning. the Rev. John Reinke, S.J. time. Saturday at Homecoming was The Vet's definitely are spon Always looking to the future, Father Reinke's performance Anyone who eannot make these not a part of the Chris Christen-. sol"ing a bus migration to Louis plans are already being formu- · with the Cincinnati Symphony times and wishes to order a rlnc sen Orchestra. Dave Maley, ville for the football game, Sat lated for next year's Homecom Orchestra will mark the first ,should eontaet one of tbe junior Indianapolis junior, volunteered urday night, Nov. 10. Dick ing, which hopes to feature even time in the nation's history that class offlcen and arran1e a time his services at the request of his Rauckhorst is taking reserva bigger bands in both the Field a Catholic priest has performed to see Mr. Walker. many fans. tions. house and Armory. with a symphony orchestra.
.(, PAGE TWO XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1956 A Mighty Pen Wilderness he city of Cincinnati is celebrating two birthdays this Music Stand T month. Two great traditions and institutions within her By Joe MeCartlay limits are observing their 125th anniversaries of service and dedication to all her citizens. Eleven years ago this week, We all know of our own university's celebrations. But few are aware of the fact that, on Oct. 22, The Catholic Telegraph a new band director came to Register of this city was also 125 years old. It was on that date Xavier, and the band portion the first issue of what is the oldest Catholic newspaper in the of the university's musical United States appeared. aspects seemed to take on a The establishment of The Catholic Telegraph was one of new life. Soon there effulged a the first accomplishments of Bishop Edward Fenwick, first fine and promising future for the bishop of Cincinnati. The first issue appeared five days after Xavier University Marching the opening of the Athenaeum, the predecessor to th'lt present Band. diocesan seminaries, St. Xavier High School, and Xavier Uni versity. Both the Athenaeum and The Telegraph were born at Coming out of the armed forces the same site, the west side of Sycamore St., where St. Xavier at the end of World War II, Gil church now stands. · bert T. Maringer claimed the 'r.he Register has been recognized as one of the leading baton and took over the task of exponents of Catholic thought in the community. Moreover, directing the blue and white · it has achieved a prominent place and has played an important marchers. ·The XU band, coming role in both religious and civic affairs throughout the years. out of the inactivity of war time, Few other institutions can claim such an impressive record was in need of an able· musician and tradition. -· : as its director, and an· energetic It is for this staunch leadership, loyal service, and faithful worker and organizer to get it adherence to the ideals of Catholic journalism that the univer back on its feet. In ·both of these sity, on Oct. 17, presented The Register's editor with the 125th regards, Gill filled the :bill. anniversary medallion. Band directing Is a full time Xavier and Cincinnati should be proud to have been asso job; it can't be forgotten after 8 ciated with The Catholic Telegraph for these many decades. hours work. We really feel that All have benefited from her service; for this we salute her and the XU band has become a. part wish her many more birthdays to come. of Gil Marlnger as be bas of It. Letter To The Editor - His devotion and effort Is evident I to the members and friends of the I band, and the results of his en Credit Where Due Dear Sir, here on campus as well as those he success of Homecoming 1956 is apparent. Credit must go I r~ad the editorial in this off. · thusiasm and work can be noticed T to the Homecoming committee for their untiring, top week's issue of The News con Unbiased (as near as possible) by even the most casual onlooker. notch labors. Not for a number of years have the annual cerning· local opinion of the accounts of sports events along Though certainly not a big weekend celebrations been carried out with such precision paper. I agree with you right with student observations and school, nor a wealthy one, Xavier and dispatch. down the line. You've got a good opinions help make your sports University is able to put a band It is unfortunate, however, that a few incidents marred paper, a very good one. Several page interesting and enjoyable. on the field year after year that the festivities. Friday's rain could not be avoided obviously. small college newspapers have Willingness to ilJrint critical rates right up there with the best Thus, there can be no complaint that the float parade was not come to the writer's attention letters to the Editor is most of them. held in the stadium. and technically they do not commendatory. (I know of one This year is no exeception. The But it was obvious that the substitute parade down Uni approach the X. U. News. editor who, because of lack of Muskie musicians are more nu· versity drive suffered from confusion and lack of direction. Havihg worked several years inttrest on the students' part, merous, more proficient, and (if Those riding on the floats were required to stay in position fo1· on a school newspape1· I know frequently wrote very amusing possible) more spiritous than at least an hour, waiting for the judging to be completed. exactly what goes to make up letters to the editor-himself). ever before. The Music Stand At the same time, no one seemed sure just what was just one issue. Let me say something for the knows that all connected with happening or where the floats were expected to go. When the They can never see the rushing students, faculty, and adminis Xavier, past and present, feel judging was finished, there was an unusual amount of delay to make deadlines, lack of enthu· trative staff, though. We see thanks towards Gil for fielding in announcing the results. Until the announcement was finally siasm of some student body mem· newspapers around us every such a trim working group per made, all the people o~ the floats had to stay in costume for bers, faculty and even staff, the day in all sorts of unusual and formance after performance. We the display of the winning floats later. - time element involved, teaching unusual places, in all sizes, of "the Stand" are well versed As a result, most of those in the parade had to miss a good new journalists how, in some shapes and forms. I do not and experienced in the ,business part of the game, in addition to holding uncomfortable poses cases, to spell correctly, getting believe that most of these people of college bands and know the for over an hour. the dummy .made up and sent off are inconsiderate of or ungrate amount of work and trial that go Everyone realizes that the parade last Saturday was a to the printer on time and other ful for the long hours and to niake a group like our blue make-shift affair because of the weather. But it seems that matters almost legion. sweat put into each issue. It and white one. such an emergency could have been foreseen and planned Your heads are crisp, concise, is just something in our modern Congratulations Gil Maringer more efficiently. and catchy. Many articles con world that has, fortunately or on your eleventh anniversary as Complaints also have been heard concerning the dance tain tricky and unusual phrases unfortunately, been taken for head man of the Xavier Band Saturday evening, most dealing with the handling of the which add to the readability of granted. this week, and a whole band bus refreshments. We hope that this experiment does not become the paper. You've got an up-to Sincerely yours, of wishes for you and the "mau permanent policy at future dances. It was a good idea to try, date coverage of many activities Vincent Murphy raders" on this bigger-than-ever but the results proved it unworkable. · twelfth season. And considering the financial gain realized from the The greatest American satirist affair, it seems unnecessary that, in the future, the price of living today, the Music Stand the refreshments be included in the price of the dance itself. feels, is the same person who On the whole, however, the Homecoming weekend was all happens to be the worst singer that it promised to be. Lack of a float parade not withstanding, anywhere-our boy Elvis. Rock Homecoming 1956 was the best in the last several years. The and roll, as we have gone on rec· committee responsible for this success deserves all the credit ord about many times before, is for a well-handled, well-executed program. detestible. Since that Lincoln· driving hill-billy is its chief pro Take Your Pick ponent, it's easy to see what we e should either mourn the passing of a fine tradition at think of him. cTOHN P. HALEY This guy, through a sort of W Xavier, or revive it. The latter seems the more prefer misquided sex appeal is able to able of the two possible choices. tf.jr make a complete dirth of ability The tradition referred to is the oral recitation of the· into a money making venture. He Angelus in the Library and South Hall. It has been some time Comment One-We do have an Alma Mater? In the past goes about making his fortunes since this was last done, yet at that time there were many men few weeks, a group of students have formed what they call who prayed. Apparently what is lacking then is not followers, in a manner which rates him but leaders. An institution of higher learning is supposed to the "Spirit of 1960" club. The purpose of this newly formed high as a satirist-he fools any one willing to be fooled. All the produce leaders. organization is to instill spirit and loyalty into the class of that The most appropriate sources for the leaders in a revival year. The officers and members of this club are to be com non-thinking teenagers are at his of this custom would seem to be those instructors or students feet, and they' don't sePm to have mended on the formation and enough sense to realize that the dedicated to the religious life, or members of the Sodality. execution of such a movement. many cases, the papers had only Possibly some from these groups will accept the challenge and the student's name. whole thing is a joke being At this point, however, I feel played on them by this Elvis guy. revive the custom. that a "Spirit of 1957, '58, and The Alma Mater can be found When watching Presley sJnr, '59 club" should be formed. in the X-book, the athletic pro you can tell Immediately from I am sure that at least 68 stu gram, on programs for every ma the country-boy's apologetic sneer XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS dents on this campus are aware jor convocation; further it is ad that he Is aware that he fm't of the so-called pop quiz admin Publlihed weekly during the school year except during vacation periods by Xavier ' ministered and sung by incoming fooling everybody, so be fools University, Ham\lton County, Evanston, Clnclnnatt, Ohio.• 1.50 per year. istered by Rev. Stanley C. Till Entered as second class matter October 4, 1946 at the Post Office at frosh each year at the Freshman those kids that he can, and sort Cincinnati, Ohio under the Act of March 3, 1879. man, S.J., in his three classes last Orientation in Sept. Only two of apologizes to those whom be EDITOB-IN•CHIEF...... Bob Jaenke, '117 Monday. When all papers were weeks ago, the Alma Mater was MANAGING EDITOB...... 8111 Poole, 'Ill can't-cause he knows that he BUSINESS MANAGER ...... ;...... JHI Barellam, '117 finished and the results were printed in The News. ASSOCIATE EDITOBS ...... John Van Flandern, '117, Joe MeCarlbJ '117 has to make his money while he COL1JMNIST8 ...... Tom MeAnllfte, '117, Joe MeCarlb,.' t47 tabulated, it was found that only The 1·esults of Fr. Tillman's sur can. BEPORTERS...... Wayne Fehr, '119, Andy Gusohwan, 'Ill, Ralph Borne: •111, 5 of 68 knew the entire Alma Jim 8anlan1elo, '11'1', Jerry Turner, '110, Fred Seblmm, '117, Joe Weller, '60, BUI vey are rather discouraging. This Of course, a lot of these people Cowllni, '60, Vince lllarlln, •oo, Tom McDonou1b, '60, Gerry Mo11, '60, CllarlH Mater, which is amazing to say is our school, our football team. Wrl1llt, 'el who are condemning the present 8POBT8 EDITOB...... Mel Brennaa, '117 the least. It is up to us to carry the load of. SPORTS WRITERS ...... Plorlan Sokolow1kl, '11'1', Dom Glordano, 'Ill, Bob teenagers for their Presley-silly· NoYalr, •119, Bob Queenan, •110, Tom Queenan, 'GO, Don Fenlon, 'Ill Gordon craw· Breaking this down further, of the school spirit. I would say ness, and the screaming that they ford, '60, Ed Adam•, '60, Larr,. Br1ne, •110 that it is about time the student ClllCULATION...... Fred Sehllmm, '117 33 seniors, only two could per do . when he sings are the very CARTOONISTS...... Jobn Van l'landern, '117, Jerr1 Tarner, •111 form the required task. In' the body 1began to realize this point. ones who use· to dangle all over (Th• 9 1ew• and oplnlon1 e:irpre11ed b,. Yarlon1 featare writers, eolamnlm, u• e•llorlal wrlleH do not neee111r11,. e:irpre11 Ibo official oplnlen of lb• XaYler junior class, three of 35 knew 'the singing of this very simple, Frank . Sinatra 1back in the days Unlnr11t1 a•mlalatrallon, llaHere of offlelal nalare a9pearla1 In 'I'll• New1 will the entire nine lines of music and but beautiful melody ls not re ~· of 1940-remember? After all, PAC11Lft...... llODZRATOB ...... llr. 'I'll•-• Wae• of the remalnlnl' 32, twenty-one stricted to football games, as It mothers can't be too sha11p in l:DITOalAL ADVIBS& .. -...... Y. 01er1• A. C.nu. '·'· knew only two or three lines. In
PAGE FOUR XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1956 THE BE N c HWA RM E R Dayton Flyers Grounded By Xavier Ai By Mel Brennan Meyer Takes Scoring Lead With Pair Of TD's
The Governor's Cup, symbolic of victory in the Xavier Flyers Don't Score Until Fourth· Quarter OHIO-KENTUCKY TROj Dayton series, proudly rests in the trophy case in North Hall, By Ed Adam• . thanks to the pitching of Roger "The Arm" Bertoia, and the Roger Bertoia is swiftly be- downs but were forced to punt catching of a quartet of receivers in Steve Junker, Bob Young, coming the Musketeer's man of after three plays. This time GOES ON LINE TOMOR Terry Malone, and Terry Meyer. the hour. Last Saturday at Kristopaitis never got his kick The Xavier Rifle Team will again in December, The Cup was first originated in 1929 when the then Gov Corcoran Field before a Home- into the air, for the greater part fire its first traveling match to and there will be ernor of Ohio, the Honorable Myers Y. Cooper thought up the coming crowd of 8,200, the of the X line swarmed upon morrow at the University of Ken· matches fired in the idea of presenting a trophy to the winner of one of the longest strong right arm of the 160 him and smothered the ball tucky in Lexington. The Ohio· that. The final trop series in the midwest. pound, Joliet Illinois senior under a maize of white jerseys. Kentucky ROTC League Trophy, determined by agg unleashed pass upon crucial pass With first and one foot to go, held by Xavier for thirteen con so that Xavier's 1938 was the year in which the Cup was put on a yearly secutive months will go on the basis, and since that time, the Muskies have been in possession at an outplayed University of Malone sliced off right tackle. affords a dual advai Dayton, driving' the Flyers to a Young again converted and block again when the Musketeer The team avera~ 11 times. The Flyers have held the trophy 9 times, including Riflemen meet Kentucky, Day their initial win in '29. stinging 26-13 defeat. Bertoia Xavier held their greatest mar from weekly recor hit on 8 of 19 at.tempts, account- gin, 26-0. ton, and Miami in the four·way running slightly al The Benchwarmer speaks-Tomorrow's game will mark the match. corresponding perio final home appearance for 10 Xavier seniors with the 11th, ing for 182 yards, 5 first downs Flyers Come Alive and 1 touchdown. A fifteen-man team will make but much improvem Bob Konkoly, not in uniform. Co-Captain Steve Junker, Co Dayton's D o n Zimmerman, the trip in the morning to defend by team Coach, Sgl Captain Bill McCloskey, Frank Bachman, Roger Bertoia, Denny His first period pitch of 36 brilliant before injury in the yards to Steve Junker provided the trophy retained in a substan· Williams. Several Fr Davis, Dave Josephic, Phil Magliano, Terry Malone, Bob Mona U.C. game, had entered the con tial victory in the first match of believed to be comi1 han and Joe Polich will all be taking their final bows before the Musketeers intial threat. test after the Muskies third Junker leaped high into the air the League, fired here two weeks morrow's trip rost1 fans at Xavier Stadium... For you fans that are statistical TD. Now with 11:00 left in the ago. The teams will square. off time. minded, here are a few facts about the Musketeers: Terry and over the back of a Dayton fourth stanza, he flashed his Meyer has taken the scoring lead away from Bertoia with his defender to snare the pigskin. thread-the-needle perfection two TD's against Dayton. The left halfback now has a total of But the drive, begun on the X with the forward pass, nailing Ruberg Seeking To Du1 six while "The Arm" has four ... Bob Young is tied with Jun 20 as a result .of an unsuccessful end Rich Dugan on a 54-yard ker in scoring but leads the Elder redhead in yards gained Dayton field goal attempt, sput touchdown play. It must be with 227 to Steve's 207. Both have received 12 times... Xavier tered to a halt on the visitors noted that Dugan's magnificent Last Season's Perfect Rei 36. has traveled over a mile in total offense. The exact figure is run, one of the afternoon's high By Bob 'tfotJa'lc their first scrimma; 1783 yards... If fans who saw the Flyer game thought Kris Score First spots, was as much a factor as With a good half of the football Ruberg was hesitar. topaitis could punt, wait till they see the Colorado A & M Xavier setting out on their Zimmerman's accuracy. The at season already in the books, the names, he hinted tl punter. Word from the A & M camp says he is averaging over 15, utilized the first 2 minutes tempt, ·no good, pulled Dayton rhythmic thump ' of basketballs really sparkle in th' 44 yards per try... Roger Bertoia is slowly eracing two of of the second quarter to set up t8 a 26-6 deficit. Xavier's all-time records from the 'book. If he does succeed resound throU'ghout the Field- Among the quint1 touchdown number one. Hitting · · Flyer ' fans had no more house. About two weeks ago, Phillips, who is no in doing so, two of X's present coaches will be the ones to be Terry Malone for 37 yards and settled in their seats when their hurt. Against Dayton, Rog almost took Bob Finnell's name both Coach Don Ruberg and the campus. But th1 Terry Meyer for 47, Bertoia beloved tallied their final TD. fourteen spanking-new freshmen for the forward spc the books on total offense with his 200-plus performance, and claimed all but one yard of the Ralph Lane's punt was taken "The Arm" is nearing the X coaches total offense for a season. started their college basketball be made keen by Ri 85 yard march. The pass to on the visitors 39 by Claude career at Xavier together. 6'7" forward from Bert needs 351 yards in his three remaining games to surpass Chaney who conveyed the nec Meyer who scampered straight For the Coach the Fieldhouse Pennsylvania, and the old mark. He needs to complete seven more for TD's to down the middle behind the essary 61 yards. Raiff added pass up George Gilmartin's season record of 12. . . If Ralph point 13, settling the score at was no new ac~uaintance. The · opponent, Jim Kerv: Flyer secondary plus Bob Young's young, enthusiastic Ruberg had anapolis. Al Gundr.u Lane can keep his 37 .8 punting average up, he will set a season conversion placed the score at 7-0. its final stage, 26-13. record currently held by Ber~e Roeckers. The present mark is gone through the same exercises hold down the po~lt 37 .0 and was set in 1950. · Late in the period, Faust Could Zimmerman from 1948 to 1951 as he was now which he did for ti Coyle pounced on an errant Made Difference? putting the Frosh through. For Colerain High hex Dayton fumble on the latter's iBertoia accounted for over 200 the last three years now, the na- ~ucky Caste~le, a Malone Trying To Mal{e X 34. Bertoia then tossed one B of Xavier's entire yardage with tive Cincinnatian ·had been head is another hkely < yard aerial to Junker and 183 yards passing and 29 yards basketball coach at his Alma the position. another 18-yarder to Malone. rushing. The Flyers' Bill Smith Mater, Elder High School. Now With the 1956-1 Fans Forget Bob Konkoly""·- With a first and 4 situation to was bottled-up .by the defense. . he is back at the college that he season, both Coach when Bob Konkoly hurt his face, Rog sent the not-much Though the . Flyers evidenced had graduated from only five his 14 hope to chris1 knee early in the Cincinnati bigger Meyer around the· left life in this fourth quarter, cut years ago to coach the two sports, year in college bal game, th e obvious question end of the Flyers low-gear line ting the difference in half, most basketball an.d baseball, in which duplication of last ; popped up: Who we got to to ·paydirt. Young's wide attempt observers rated this outfit a far he himself had excelled. record, 16-0. left the halftime score at 13-0. replace him? But before the cry from the group that pillaged During the last two weeks, the fans in jammed Nippert Stadium Kilgore Scores U.C. at .the season's outset. Frosh under Coach Ruberg and • could collect their wits to con Vic Kristopaitis, the Flyer Could a sound Zimmerman have the varsity under Coach Wulk sider the question, they were fullback, punted from his 26 redetermined the possessor of have been running through a stunned with the answer. Terry early in the third quarter. The the ·Governor's Cup? No-one series of exercises and drills. Malone had raced 95 yards on pigskin floated downfield to will ever know. Last Friday, the two squads had a kickoff return to score the X's 36, was cradled by safety touchdown that broke the back Myron Kilgore, borne up the FROSH BASKETBALL ROSTER of the bristling Bearcats. Seconds Name Position Hgt. Home Town High School 1 middle, down the right sidelines before, Babe Ruth had charged and finally into the end zone. Douglas Beckman G 6'3" Hamilton, Ohio, Ham. Cath. Cincinnati back into the game The halfback's 64-yard return, Bowyer Castelle G 5'11" Schnectady, N. Y. Nott Terace _, by sprinting 65 yards to score. followed by Bob Marshall's Albert Gundrum G 5'8" Cincinnati, Ohio, Colerain Then came Malone. And Cincy's conversion, raised the score to Frederick Jannott G 6' Menands, N. Y., St. John's Ac. chances were as dead as the 19-0. James Kervan F 6'3" Indianapolis, Ind., Cathedral chewed-up turf left in the wake Terry Malone Will Middendorf F 6'4" Cincinnati, Ohio, McNicholas of the big fullback's cleats. An exchange of fumbles and again X was knocking on Day Thomas Mulherin G 6'2" Evansville, Ind., Evans. Mem. These same shoes had been in Hamilton, where he won four Charles Phillips F 6'8" York, Penna., York Catholic hung on a hook most of last football letters under coaches ton's door. Bertoia hurling first to Young for 26 yards, then to Richard Piontek F&C 6'7" Pittsburgh, Penna. Beth•. Twp. year while Terry was stumping Bob Adams and Harold Mouch. Warren Rosendahl G 6'2" Cincinnati, Ohio, St. Xavier around on a crutch. A touch of The fact that he is an honor Junker for 7 and Riley for 5 guided the Muskies to the Blue Clayton Schnetzer G 5'11" Cincinnati, Ohio, St. ·xavier irony can be traced in his game student has convinced most . Michael Theis G 6'2'' Cincinnati, Ohio, Purcell icing run in the Cincy game people that he will graduate . and Red 9-yard stripe. The visitors assumed possession on William Williams F 6'5" Moundsville, w. Va., Mounds. since it was in last year's game this year as a Business Admin Jerome Zengerle C&F 6'8" Lom~ard, Ill., St. Procopius against Cincinnati that he was istration major. and now and then spark the iassoed with the injury that Last Saturday, Terry drove brilliant flame of stardom that r"' • tied him down to spectator duty his six-foot, 183-pound body into flared in the Cincy game, he (N the rest of the season. It would Dayton's end zone to help out will shed the title, "the guy be a tardy remark to say that in the homecoming victory. If who took Konkoly's place," and H you'd it looks like his knee has heeled. ,,( ) A11ffi~ ~ ... he continue the same solid be remembered simply as Terry like to know more Malone is a senior; he lives · play he showed against Dayton Malone, Xavier fullback. ·~ J . J/'
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Monday and Thursday Western Hills Plaza Open 'til 9 Monday, Thursday and Friday XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1956 PAGE nvE Fo11r St11ds Set Leagrte Record A&M Here For Last Home Game r Xavier Attack Ten Seniors Will Make Firial Home Appearance; With 798 Games The Four Studs powered their Mrtsketeers Playing Favorites Role For Game Frosb Beat Herd (ENTUCKY TROPHY way into a first place tie with the By Don Fenton TapTown 300 foursome as they For Initial Win took the odd game of the three . · A cautious air has spread over the Xavier campus regard Neither rain, mud, or aI'I un 1N LINE TOMORROW game match. The "300" group ing the coming scrap with Colorado A & M. Many varying familiar field could stop the Rifle Team will again in December, at Dayton, took the opener behind Capt. opinions have been in evidence because of the fact that this Baby· Muskies from annexing veling match to and there will be two more George Smith's 161 game, but will be the first meeting with that team. A perennial weak their first win of the season over rni versity of Ken matches fired in the League after theri the roof caved in on them. sister in the Skyline Conference, despite last year's champion the frosh of Marshall College last gton. The Ohio that. The final trophy-winner is · Vic Oberting rolled an excellent ship in that division, the Aggies Friday. : League Trophy, determined by aggregate total, 215 middle game as the Studs will be bringing a 1-4-1 record of knowledge could prove a pain Marshall started off on the right foot by taking a first quar for thirteen con- so that Xavier's initial win evened up the set. In the finale, into this week's encountE~r. Their in the neck to XU's recent adap led by Mel Brennan's 216, the ter lead 7-6. Bob Myer plunged 1 will go on the affords a dual advantage. only win to date has been over tion of passing as the prime m the Musketeer The team average computed victors totaled 798 scratch and last place Montana. means of advancement. over from the three and Frank Kentucky, Day from weekly record scores is 857 with handicap to overwhelm By comparing scores, one finds Aggie boss Don Mullison favors converted for the "Herd". Xav ier's lone first period score came in the four-way running slightly ahead of the the NapTowners by 215 pins. That that XU should be installed as a the Split-T type of offens~, and corresponding period last year, 857 score was the highest total three-four TD favorite. College has two fine backs, Ron Ericson when Tom Bender carried from team will make but much improvement is soµght ever recorded in Xavier bowling of Pacific downed the Aggies, ainid Wayne Walter, who have one-yard out. lorning to defend by team Coach, Sgt. Edward S. history. 39-14; Cincinnati lost to COP, been providing the punch to the The second stanza saw the ned in a substan Williams. Several Freshman were The Gin Bottle Four swept 21-15; and the Musketeers Aggie offense thus far. To date, Frosh come to life. On probably he first match of believed to be coming up on to their three game match to move drubbed UC, 34-14. There is one the Aggies have been well. out the most spectacular play of the :l here two weeks morrow's trip roster at press into a two way tie for third place. more important element jn try scored, 74-122, but have shown game, "Joko" Serieka lateraled to Groh and the Muskies took will square. off time. Pat Gilligan was the big gun all ing to pick Saturday's winner. ability to move the ball when the lead. That play accounted for the way as he tossed a sensa Colorado A & M has been turn they get it. Their main difficulty tional 235 game in the opener ing out fine pass defenders for seems to be a faulty defense 56 yards. Serieka then converted the extra point and the Muskies Seeking To Duplicate and a 564 series. The winners the past few years, as evidenced against sweeps Offensive pattern had a 13-7 lead. Later in the same were further abetted with the by such NFL stars as Yale Lary, seems to be adapted to make the quarter, Myers of Xavier scooted fine shooting of Ed Sajewski who Paul Christiansen, and last year's most use of their heavy back ~ason's around end for 7 yards and an Perfect Record rolled a 155 in the finale. For the Aggie star; Gary Glick. This bit field. r, 1.VotJa'lc their first scrimmage. Although losing KingPin Four only Bill other score. This time, Walters .alf of the football Ruberg was hesitant in naming Board's 411 series kept their converted and the Muskies were in the books, the names, he hinted that a quintet chances alive. Forgotten .Honor Student Now riding on a 20-7 half-time lead. p · of basketballs really sparkle in the squabble. The Clan upset the Hilltoppers The last quarter saw each :bout the Field- Among the quintet is Charley in two of their three game set Xavier's Number Two Fullbacl\: team score once. First, Bob Wil two weeks ago, Phillips, who is no newcomer to as Bill Malone, throwing that big son of Marshall carried for 12 ion Ruberg and the campus. But the competition hook from the left side, shot a The '56 season marks the end yards to move the opponents to ng-new freshmen for the forward spot will really 478 total. Smoky O'Connor threw of the career of Dave Josephic, within a 20-13 striking distance. Frank again converted. Toward allege basketball be made kt!en by Rich Piontek, a a 171 in the middl0 game to pro coin· collector, honor student, r together. 6'7" forward from Pittsburgh, vide that win while Noel Bru and Muskie fullback. Dave came the end of the game, Myers again zina's 169 helped in the finale. to Xavier from Trafford Pa. scored, this time on a 12-yard h, the Fieldhouse Pennsylvania, and his smaller scamper. 1cquaintance. The . opponent, Jim Kervan from Indi For the losing Hilltoppers, Willy H.S. where under coach Mel tstic Ruberg had anapolis. Al Gundrum could well Brenc scored. 470 with a 168 top. Eremic·he won the most valuable :ie same exercises hold down the po~ition at guard, Arrie Delrose showed a return athletic award. He moved from his years at XC1,vier. He also has H, as he was now which he did for three years at to the Del of old as he shot 170 half-back to fullback last spring a high regard for Miami's Tom osh through. For Colerain High here in Cincy. and 163 in the last two games. and has been plagued by injuries Dimitroff. ears now, the na- Ducky Castelle, a New Yorker, STANDINGS t_houghout his college career. Dave's teammate Joe Polich Dave stands six feet tall, had some interesting stories to 1n ·had been head is another likely candidate .for Won Lost weighs 179 lbs., and comes tell about · him. It would seem :h at his Alma the position. Four Studs ...... 10 5 [igh School. Now With the 1956-57 roundball from a long line of proud as though Dave practices his NapTown 10 5 le college that he season, both Coach Ruber.g and 300 ...... Pollacks. He considers his best ROTC commands before the from only five his 14 hope to christen their first Gin Bottle 4 ...... 7 8 game the '55 U.C. game and mirror in his room on Fridays. .ch the two sports, year in college ball with a re Hilltoppers ...... 7 8 Gene Filipski and J. D. Roberts Polich says it's quite a sight to see Dave shouting Post before baseball, in which duplication of last year's p~rfect KingPin Four ...... 6 9 of the Marines, two of the best excelled. record, 16-0. The Clan ...... 5 10 Dave Josephlc men he has encountered during that mirror. st two weeks, the oach Ruberg and • der Coach Wulk ming through a cises and drills. ~ two squads had WINSTON scores top marks for flavor I High School .o, Ham. Cath. ·• Y. Nott Terace iio, Colerain r., St. John's Ac. Makt~ lnd., Cathedral WINSTON liio, McNicholas with ii., Evans. Mem. TASTES GOOD/ York Catholic WINSTON 1nna. Beth.. Twp. lio, St. Xavier iio, St. ·xavier tio, Purcell 'N. Va., Mounds. St. Procopius
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The float life is dull, should take a look are co-sponsoring the affair with from St. Mary-of-the-Woods Co1- depicted a giant piano and harp into the lives of the three Selzer music to be furnished by Gene legP, Terre Haute, Ind. in connection with the theme Cahill and his band. teachers, George, Larry, and The proceeds from the dance of the forthcoming 125th Anni Jack Stiegler and John Van Charles, two brothers and a son, will go toward the club's fund versary Concert. Flandern have been named co who teach at the Evening Col. to purchase new boats. These lege. chairmen. It promises to be one of the best dances held this year. boats-called Tech Dinghys-are Moliaivks In Action George, who also teaches at the of alumi.!'ium and fiberglass Hockey fans here at Xavier day school, has time to travel to construction. At present, such have an opportunity to see the historical places as his hobby. He vessels are being used by the Mud I\.eeps Floats Cincinnati Mowhawks in action is the chairman of the Depart major colleges against which at greatly reduced prices. ment of Auditing and chairman Off Football Field Xavier competes. of the !25th Annivr>rsary Observ The Sailing Club at present is Student privilege tickets are 'fhe reason the floats were not available at the dean of men's ance. He has both a BS and MS paraded around the stadium Sat using plywood "Penguins,'' which office in North Hall. This and in commercial science, which he urday was the muddy condition require constant maintenance. only 50 cents is needed. earned from Xavier Univr>rsity. of the field. The ground was so According to the Club's presi • His broth~r Larry is a trust soft that the line marker got dent, 'l'ony Miller, this new officer at the Central Trust Com stuck in the mud on the morning equipment is necessary to com pany. Larry, who has been teach of the game. The heavy floats pete on an equal •basis with ing the longest, still has time to would have left deep ruts in the Xav.ier's opponents, which in CHICO'S be a sports enthusiast. He also field which would have been ex clude such schools as Notre ITALIAN AND AMERICAN tremely dangerous to those play obtained his BS degree from Dame and Purdue. FOOD Xavier. ing the game. The Club's record in the past Charles seems to have the most Mr. George Selzer Also, the reason the floats had few meets has been fairly good. 2 Minutes From Xavier busy schedule. During the day ne to be built out of doors was that Xavier copped first place in the teaches economics, journalism, look back on the lives of these the Safety Division of the Cin Quadrangular Regatta, and sec 3632 MONTGOMERY RD. men and wonder how they can and English at Norwood High cinnati Fire Department abso ond place in the Queen City (One Block South of Dana) School. He has a BS and an MS manage to accomplish all that lutely forbids the building of Intersectional Invitation against degree in English from Xavier, a they do in the short space of 24 floats in any building in Cincin Purdue, UC, and Ohio U. At JEfferson 1·9388 teacher's certificate. He is now hours. nati. Lake Erfo, Xavier again took .,~,....,~,._.,._.~----- earning his doctor of education at ... the University of Cincinnati. At the beginning of the sum mer months, Charles drops his Hey, everybody! Here's a new stack of role of a teacher and becomes a supervisor of the playgrounds in '\ I/ Norwood. As if all of this would not consume all of his spare -~::: hours, he still has time fo enjoy ...... ~, music, reading, and sports. 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ELECTRIC PAGE EIGHT XAVIER UNIVERSITY NEWS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1956 Philops Get Clubroom, Library; This Is Bliss Sodalists Engaged Debate · On With IIoosier Ga.ls ... __ ,:.:·:, .... ~... -·:"·-·:-·:·:·~-:~,~7-·· -.-.. -..-: ?l In J'arious Projects; Now housed in their own· local political leaders with a l Want To Help? clubroom with a private library student from the University of Dul'ing the past two weeks, to boot, the Poland Philopedian Cincinnati. the members of the Senior Debate Society has moved into On Thursday evening, :tiov. 15, Sodality have been busily en its 115th year of forensics. the Philops will take over this gaged in the work of sponsoring Tomorrow the Club's season 9 to 9: 30 p.m. spot for discussion a dance and building a float for opens with a debate against girls of this year's intercollegiate the Homecoming festivities. from St. Mary's of the Woods debate topic: Resolved, The . ' ·Now, while its members take United States should discon i a brief rest, the Sodality is who are part of a migration ' coming to Cincinnati to see the tinue foreign aid. looking forward to future events Xavier-Colorado A & M game. being worked out in the various committees. Next Saturday, the Philops . will debate the University of Mayfloiver To Sail 1 The Sodality is continuing its Louisville over television before Again-Next Year; work at the Santa Maria Insti our football team meets U of tute. It is through this type of Louisville's that afternoon. The Destination America Tile scene above Js a "Men of Xavier" party at the home of Col. labor that the Sodalists and following weekend, Nov. 16 George Trafford, commander of the 9th Training Battalion at Ft. other members o~ the student The contributions of o n e and 17, the debaters will have Bllss, Texas. Pictured are Lieutenants Nick Meiser, Al Cincione, Bill body fulfill in part the com quarter of a million English another pre-football c on t es t Greulich, Conrad Tuerk, Col. Trafford, Larry Smith, Bob Morris, mands of Christ in helping the people and the good will of with Kentucky. The same and Lou Vonderbrink. least of these, His breathern. wee~ many more will be the bedrock end two novice teams will Anyone interested in joining of a new Plymouth Adventure co~pete in the University of in this apostolic work may con which is now taking shape on Opportunities Good· In Civil Service; Chicago freshman tournament, tact Bob Fudge, apostolic com while the varsity debate squad both sides of the Atlantic. mittee chairman. Work is now in progress in Bosley Here To Interview All Majors attends the Tau Kappa The Sodality also is continu A~pha Bixham, Devon, England as Regional Tourney at Dennison Career opportunities in the provide for them the kind of ing its work for the missions, skilled ship-builders are shaping federal service will be discussed working conditions under which led by chairman John Griffin. Unbrersity. an exact replica of the original Last evening, Dick Dugan by Mr. James H. Bosley in a they can build useful and sat Some of the future events Mayflower which will sail, in appeared on WCET interviewing series of interviews to be held isfying careers. coming up for the Sodality are the spring of 1957, for the his Thursday, Nov. B. Mr. Bosley is This year, an estimated 7,000 a project of taking a bus-load of toric Plymouth Rock. a representative of the Sixth trainee-type positions in the 01•phans to the Colorado A&M On the American side of this. US Civil Service Region. He federal government will be game, the Christmas clothing Music Stand giant good-will task, plans are (Continued from Page 2) also will discuss a variety of filled by college graduates. drive, the Christmas card sales briskly being formed for a criticism of their offspring who positions available to students The entrance-level salary for campaign, the joint social with. Plymouth Plantation, which will who pass the federal service these positions is usually $306 the faculty Sodality, . bi-monthly are acting just as they did. Elvis recreate, in the most minute realizes that he doesn't have near entrance exam. per month, or $3670 a· year. The socials, and others. detail, everyday life in the year One of the objectives of the positions generally include- a It was . announced at the last the talent of Sinatra, and could 1627-chosen because it was the never develop it. Therefore, he US Civil Service Commission is training period and provide for meeting that the "Last Chance year of the first census-a real to bring into the federal service periodic promotions in keeping Hop," sponsored by the Senior has to make the most of his pres and expansive "glimpse into ent luck. He's doing it by being each year the best of the nation's . with employee development and Sodality, netted approximately history." young college graduates and to performance. $300. the greatest satiristic fooler in Visitors to Plymouth Planta history. tion, upon completion of the The hill-billy's wit and sarcasm, project, will see men, women, censorous though they sometimes boys, and girls engaged in the are, might really be a good ex actual tasks which occupied SOtJD ISSUES? NEW ~OADS? ample of Americana . . . who them and were so necessary knows? Whatever. it is, it's effec for survival in the rigors of WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH tual. ·Elvis wiggles an ear and the pre-colonial America. girls scream. He rattles a hip, The cooperation and industry THE ONES WE GOT? they flock to the stage. He of the many Americans and scratches a sideburn and they Britons who have devoted them faint away. selves to the construction of It is all very pathetic, teen this historic exhibit is an out agers; this is all one big joke of standing example of the hands Presley's and you're all falling across-the-ocean kinship· our for it hook, line, and guitar-pick. countries and people enjoy. Elvis Presley has it calculated. The Heights, Boston College By jumping up and down, mak ing vulgar· gestui:es, and wearing white bucks, he can become rich. Oh, Those Latins! He's Jiving awfully high on your ( ACP)-Students at the Uni money, teenagers. He loves you versity of Mexico took things into for it, but he thinks you're pretty their own hands after one of their dumb, and sometimes laughs number suffered a broken leg right in your face. when he was struck by a bus. Presley has kidded people into They seized several bUSS8' and making him a big thing. He's refused.to return them until the fooled a lot of juveniles into bus company had paid damages thinking he's great. Yes, he has to the unlucky student. pulled the eyes over millions of kids' eyes. They buy his records, dance to his music, and what's worse-imitate him. THE SHIRT He's going to try his biggest joke pretty soon, in an attempt to LAUNDRY keep himself on top. The Music 3616 Montgomery Road Stand goes on record as saying EVANSTON we hope that you don't make _it, A Few Blocks North big boy! 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