Balayya in 10 Roles)
Balavatharam (Balayya in 10 roles)
Inspired by Dasavataram, Balayya now makes his own movie, Balavatharam. 10 characters are:
Rapist (5 rapes min. daily) Tagubotu (min. 2 whisky, 3 brandi daily) Tindipothu (daily 5 eggs, 2 chickens, mutton biryani, Pig dosa) Patient (sick person, cant do anything, just sleeps in hospital whole day) Terrorist (Laden's close friend, plans to attack the world) Maoist (Local naxalite, kidnaps landlords and demands money) Kojja (Not male or Female, roams in Ameerpet, attacks shops and collects mamool...) Begger (Roams on Roads, demands for money, like Ali in Pokiri) Old man (No energy at all, just relaxes on bed 24*7, watching Blue films) Psycho (veediki mood vachindante evarini em chestado theliyadu mari, dangerous)
Camera: Kalyan Ram Producer: Bellam Konda Suresh (malli veedni Balayya shoot chestadu) Director: Hari Krishna Result: Utter flop Posted by all stuff at 9:11 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-5066548420282915709")); } Balayya, oka software engineer A software engineer ( ) working for free in a company gets frustrated on his job. His boss first బలయయ said that he will pay him salary after 1 month. But till today, (for 3 months) he has not paid him, and putting a lot of pressure on him. Thus one day, has decided to attack his boss. He directly బలయయ went to his office room and threatened him to pay his salary (of just 2,000 /-). The conversation went this way: Employee (E): Rey... Good morning. Boss (B): Yes, tell me. E: Rey... dabbulu iyyara..(Give me money) B: Aa.. isthanule... (Aa.. i will give) E: Inka ennallu nenu free ga cheyali raa? (Still how many days, i have to work without salary? )
B: Ok... cool.... ee month neeku salary isthunnanu. (Ok.. cool... i will pay you this month) E: Rey... last month kooda nuvvu ilage annavu raa.... (Rey... you said the same dialogue last month) B: ok (with shivering voice) E: Rey... paisalu theeyi (Rey... take out money) B: ఒక E: Rey.... B: ?? (looked at E, cheaply) Then employee got very angry and started beating up his boss hardly. After 5 minutes, employee said: Rey.... nuvvu naku dabbulu ichhe laga kanipinchatledu... nenu innallu kashtapadi chesina work antha waste kakoodadu. Anduke, nenu inni rojulu pani chesina naa system ni theesukuni pothunnanu. Bye. (Rey.. i hope you can't afford to pay me.. the work i have done for these many days should not go waste... so iam taking my system with me.. Bye.)The employee walks away with his system, while his boss looks helpless. Posted by all stuff at 9:10 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-9146547575670335751")); } Okka Magadu effect
Blast the plane: After watching the climax of the movie, some 50 fans of Balayya got inspired and tried to imitate the scene.They all tried to smash the plane by hijacking the pilot and throwing a bomb inside.They went into plane with a hidden bomb in their mouth and joined the people.After some time, they threatened the pilots and throwed the bomb inside, thinking that they can escape the blast like Balayya in the movie. Unfortunately, the plane blasted and all the 300 passengers in the plane died. sad boy After watching Okka Magadu, a school boy thought he is okka magadu.Next day he went to school and saying to all classmates.... "Rey... nenu okka magadu... vayasu okati." Then the principal took him and joined in Nursery. Okka Magadu effect. Be careful One father is threatening his child in this way: "Rey.... if you don't do your homework, i will show you okka magadu today.Be careful." A teacher is threatening her students in the class like this: "See students.... if you don't do your homework today, i will just give okka magadu tickets to your parents." Then one student said: "No madam... watching that movie is a big head-ache than doing my homework...I will do it." Okka Magadu effect. Laden warning ! Osama Bin Laden threatened Bush in this way: "Rey Bush ! If you don't call your troops back from Iraq, i will be sending 1000's of DVDs of Okka Magadu movie to your US market. I will make the movie seen by your citizens. Then they will become mad. This DVD is my latest weapon. Be careful." Posted by all stuff at 9:10 AM 0 comments if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-560911995807255949")); } Okka Magadu records
With his latest Backburster Okka Magadu, Balakrishna once again proves himself to be the maker and breaker of Box-Office records! The film collected a record share of 25 crores paise in its first week. Overseas record: 23 people saw the film in its first week. Hyderabad record: On its first day,200 of the 212 shows in 53 theatres were reported empty,thus breaking his previous film Maharadhi's record of 100 empty shows on 1st day (In 35+ theatres.)! He has created a sensation by making his film super duper flop. He broke all the expectations on the film and made producer YVS to suffer fromdebts. YVS lost all his money on investing for this film and now he is in the state of depression to how to get back the money. He agreed to pay Balayya 15 crores ! But up to now, the film collected only 25 crores (paisa).And in the coming days, the film may be disappeared from many theatres. 200 people died in a single theatre by watching Okka Magadu on first day first show. Another 25 people committed suicide after watching Okka Magadu in the first show today. Devi theatre: 5 people died, Srinivasa: 5 more, Sandhya: 5 more, Ramachandra: 5 more, Prashanth: 5 more.... Posted by all stuff at 9:09 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-3951222869285454424")); } Flash news 200 died in a single theatre..... (TV9 news )... Yesterday in the first day first show of movie Okka Magadu, the "Devi" theatre is crowded with hundreds of people in the morning from 5 AM. As soon as the ticket counters opened, the fans of Balayya rushed to get tickets...and 25 people died in the stampede (thokkisalata). After the show began and titles are shown, another 25 people died withheart attack. After watching the introduction scene of Balayya, another 25 people died. After watching the first fight scene of Balayya, another 25 people died.After watching the old Balayya in the film, another 25 people died.After the first half, totally 125 died.In the second half, people are feeling bad that "why we came for this worst ever movie of Balayya.... he is eating our minds... Maa burra pagili pothondi baboi...devuda...kapadu...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".While seeing the climax, another 25 people died. After going home with dull and empty minds, another 50 people committed suicide.So totally 200 people died for just first day first show.Finally some of the Balayya fans formed a group and started thinking seriously to implement a plan for killing Balayya, as he dis-appointed them and killed many of the fans with his worst and over action ever. They talked to TV9 and ETV2 to tell the address or phone no. of Balayya to blast him ! They got his address and started to his home.Balayya saw all this from home on TV9 and for security purpose, he kept a Dobar man dog and a heavy Gun- man at his gate and also reloaded his AK-47 pistol.He saw some people rushing into his gate and for safety, he shooted one person from his bungalow. And he said this dialogue: "Kalchadam modalu pettaka inka evvari mata vinanu...... Rey !" Then all people left his house in fear, shouting "Okka Mada... down down...."
Flash.... One big fan of Balayya watched Okka Magadu movie continuously for 4 shows on the single day.After he went to his house, he behaved differently with all the family members and talked some bad dialogues..... the family members took him to the hospital and the doctor tested him and said that "He became a mad person after watching the film 4 times continuously. He went into depression. Only the God can save him".
Audience advice Before the night show, many audience of Okka Magadu are seen advising the other audience in the theatre, who are waiting to watch the night show.Their advice to the night show-waiting viewers is that:"Sir.... please don't watch this movie in night show. It is extremely dangerous to you.You may get heart attack or you may go into depression.Many fans suffered from these symptoms inside theatre.So watch this night show only if you are brave hearted and if you have guts."After listening to this advice, many audience are deciding to leave theatre, especially old people, children and sensitive people.But some people dared to watch the night show of Okka Magadu and the result is:Another 200 people died in the night show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God...... save the audience from these Balayya movies !
Flash...... Balayya is found crrying in his house..after knowing the result.. of his worst film.
Osama Bin Laden watched Okka Magadu and became very angry on Balayya,Because Balayya is a freedom fighter in the film (Musali naa koduku).He is planning to attack Balayya as soon as possible.
Balayya's communication skills Balayya is very poor in communication skills.
A sample example to this.....
He doesn't know how to speak , i would like to share with u all guys , an interview which i had seen few years ago...
After reading this interview, you will understand why the dialogues of Balayya are composed by Paruchuri Bros.
Reporter : "sir mee movies lo music ki importance baga istharanukunta ?" balayya gadu : "aaa...... avanu mari, mari , na cinemalu narasimhanayudu kaniyandi., samarasimhareddy kaniyandi , anthe kakunda..... anthaka mundu nunchi...... alage maa nanna garu kalam nunchi itu sangeetam kaniyandi atu sahityam kaniyandi...... mari alage guitaru, tabala kaniyandi...... ila chaala unnayi ...... vaatiki sangeetham pedithe manchi hit avuthundi kada.... maamooluga aithe Mani sharma tho music chesthuntaru..... mari bagundi kada... ika audience ki baga nachhali kada ...... aithe nenu music bagunte cinema chesanu. A cinama aina kooda music lo unna importance choosthanu..... alage cinema choostanu." this was the reply , no person can expect this kind of an irrelevant , illogical, idiotic reply even from an illiterate person, except balayya gadu. Posted by all stuff at 9:07 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-6578922140870958067")); } Interview: another candidate...baalayya Balayya interviews some persons for the post of assistant actor in his film. Interview tooks place in Balayya's home. Balayya will be in a disguise (donga vesham). Candidates don't know this. Balayya also changes his voice. (B)----Balayya-(Interviewer) (C)----Candidate C: Good morning sir B: Koorcho... he he C: Thank you sir B: Aa...... Nee gurinchi cheppu C: Iam a B.Sc. graduate, looking for the post of an actor in a film. B: Sare...Inka cheppu.... C: Iam interested in acting in the films B: OK..Balayya gurinchi neekem telusu C: He is my favorite actor, iam a big fan of him. B: very guddu.... (Removes his disguise).... C: Aaa...... Sir ! B: Nuvvu selected....Naa cinemalo chance..... Naa pakkana assistant gaundi nannu support chesthundali.....gas koduthundali.....Oka heroine ni neeku pedathanule..... C: Thank you sir..... Can i leave..... B: Agu agu..... Oka 10,000 /- Rs. naa jebulo pettu. C: Levu sir...... B: Dengai...... vere chance choosko... C: Sir..... please please...... B: OK..Cinemalo act chesina tarvata pay cheyi. C: Bye sir...... B: He he...... next ! interview next candidate
(B) Balayya: Nee peru? (C) Candidate: Balayya
B: Are...Naa peru .... He he C: Sare....adugu B: Nee favorite hero evaru? C: Balayya B: You are Selected ! C: Thank you. (Balayya removes his disguise....vesham) C: Aa...... Idi kala nijama ! (Shock) B: He he...... Posted by all stuff at 9:05 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-8095811229638554420")); } Diwali blast.. baalayya Diwali roju..... Balayya rocket kalusthunte adi paiki vellakapovatam tho vadu ee dialogue antadu....
Harikrishna sakshiga nenu nandamuri vamsam lo putti vunte ee rocket munduki kadura, venakki pothundi.... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya... Jai Balayya... anthe... aa rocket okka sariga paiki poyi, mali kindaki vachi,vadi guddalo guchukuntundi. Appudu Balayya "Rey.... oorike annanu... enti ila jarigindi ?" Appudu Harikrishna vachi vadi guddalo ice rod guchuthadu. CooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL Posted by all stuff at 9:04 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-8101458473888291284")); } Flopu Nayakudu- maa Baalayya baabu.. Flopu Nayakudu- Balakrishna
In Dasaavatharam there is a song praising Kamal Haasan (Loka Nayakuda ...). If we rewrite the lyrics of the song for Balakrishna it would be like this.
Go make a hit before you die ..... Go make a hit before you die .....
Lokamanduna ninnu missu kaleru Needu puttuka cine field ke chetu Flopu naayakuda Ne vente vundi flopu Ika neekosam aage Hittu
Natanalo Chetta Hittulaku kotta Nee nata hrudayam Rayaleni kavita
Abhinayasiri ga Adhvanasri ga Vacchinadu nasaraju Nini choosi mecchinaadu flopu raju
Flopulu enni yedure aina Faction matram nuvvidaledu Chinnanati aa moorkatvaniki Oxygen thecchinavu Tvarlone sanka nakipotavu
Naarayanudi Dasaavathaaram Natanalo needi flopavataaram Cinemaalu teesi Prajalanu himsincchi Maneeshi kalevu Gnanamlo sardar nu minchinaaavu
Vittulalone Vrukshalu edugu Nee vokkadi to flopulu yedugu Viswa vinta ga yedigina Natuda Nee sari neevele Yeppatiki nee sari neevele Flopu naayakuda...... Flopu naayakuda...... Flopu naayakuda...... Posted by all stuff at 9:02 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-6690598958704373010")); } baalayya baabu edinaa cheyagaladu.. chesi choopisthaadu... 1. balayya makes onions cry
2. balayya can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by balayya killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. balayya can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. balayya can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. balayya can drown a fish.
7. When balayya enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,...... he turns the dark off.
8. When balayya looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between balayya and balayya.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. balayya can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is balayya. He is the end of all things.
11.balayya does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge balayya.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to balayya and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14.balayya' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools balayya
15. If you spell balayya wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean balayya? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. balayya can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit balayya' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When balayya gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. 19.balayya can kill two stones with one bird.
20 balayya was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. balayya can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. balayya was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23.balayya can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. balayya has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. It takes balayya 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. balayya once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objectsbalayya could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is balayya.
28.balayya destroyed the periodic table, because balayya only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. balayya got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline,balayya is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of balayya is pain. Do not try to square balayya, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", balayya takes this as a personal insult." hmmm...choosaaara baalayya power...... Posted by all stuff at 8:58 AM 0 comments
if (window['tickAboveFold']) {window['tickAboveFold'] (document.getElementById("latency-7921448583120806283")); } Conversation between Balayya with his fans...... The last conversation in “Bommarillu” between Prakash Raj and Siddharatha is replaced by Balayya and Balayya fans…. veerabadra-still2.jpgBalayya fans: Balayya Babu meeru 30 yrs ninchi gelichanu anukuntunaaru, kaani mimalni gelipinchadaniki memu 30 yrs ninchi oodipotune unnam An extension… .. Balayya: Naku 5Crores remuneration vachinappudu kuda sontosham ledu kani na fans na movies ne adaristaru ani gurtochinappu chala santhosha paddanu. Balayya Fans: Meru cinema tesesanani anukunataru bagane undi, kani aa cinema nachaledu ani chairs viraga kotti screen chimpi mari cheppalani anipistundi kani emi cheyyaleni nissahaya paristiti..... Balayya: eyebrows raised … Balayya Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru Balayya movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir…… Balayya: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … .. Balayya Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…
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balayya Pirates of the Caribbean balayya in hollywood planning to remake " Pirates of the Caribbean" in telugu......
DHOOM 4 in Telugu Starring Bala Krishna
Wanna see Bala Krishna's Bike Ride in his next movie - Dhoom 4? Just scroll through below text step by step ...... Balayya is chasing villians despite running low on fuel...... Finally bike ran out of Petrol. Tank is empty and balayya got to Chase them ...... Come on BALAYYA. Show us your talent ......
______Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya Rai Nandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in the India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the conversation happened-- balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna
Aish: WHO??? balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You don't know me?
Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of them. balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news papers? Aish: Yes, I do. why? balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was shown in TV also
Aish: Oh... So you just started st="on"ur career? balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun shooting.
Aish: What???? You shot someone? balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines
Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come? Aren't u supposed to be in Jail? balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental. but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action. It is in our family.
Aish: What is that in your family? Mental???? balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.
Aish: oh! balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha
Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it. balayya: what?
Aish: Nothing. You go ahead balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.
Aish: Let me see st="on"ur pic? where can i see it? balayya: You go to www.smileyindia.blogspot.com and see my pics. I am dancing with katarnak kaif.
Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for? balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on his computer
Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.
Aish: You look very short. How tall are u? balayya: 5'5"
Aish: What?? I am 5'9" balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes. Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?
Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy balayya: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only
Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics? balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know. But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.
Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I can't do that to u right? balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic also. My fans like my romance very much.
Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian. in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with st="on"Pakistan. i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood. but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted to shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?
Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you talking to me in English? balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming st="on"Hyderabad for my film?
Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film with you? balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?
Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV. what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you? balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Aish: shut up and go shoot urself. Jackie Chan VS Balayya
Our Tollywood shooting star BalaKrishna his fan call him as Balayya is going to America.He travelling in a flight and happens to get a seat beside Jackie Chan . but Balayya doesnt know that he isJackie Chan. their conversation goes like this
- Balayya : hello. (smiles and shakes his head)
Jackie Chan: hi, how do u do
Balayya: great. i am returning from Pandurangadu shooting in U.S Jackie Chan: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
Balayya: i am a great actor
Jackie Chan: says who
Balayya: myself
Jackie Chan: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i won a couple oscars also
Balayya: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards Jackie Chan: i can see that
Balayya: my father was greatest actor in the world
Jackie Chan: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman s only son
Balayya: i am tenth son of NTR
Jackie Chan: who is NTR
Balayya: he is the greatest actor in the world
Jackie Chan: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paul newman or Marlon Brando. can you name a movie of your father s ?
Balayya: superman
Jackie Chan: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman Balayya: acting is in my blood
Jackie Chan: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
Balayya: my father was a great actor
Jackie Chan: youve said that before Balayya: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Jackie Chan: i would love to see some of your work
Balayya: (pulls a DVD out of his bag) here watch this
Jackie Chan: what is it
Balayya: its my latest movie seema simham .. which means lion of the area
Jackie Chan: interesting. After seeing the DVD for five minutes
Jackie Chan: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different seat please
Balayya: (smiles and shakes head)
After conversation with Balayya he moved to a another seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn t that his Jackie Chan Their conversation goes like this: Jackie Chan: I couldn t believe that guy was saying his father NTR was the greatest actor in the world. Jr.NTR: Nandamuri Taraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to him Jackie Chan (with a surprise): Who are you?
Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR. Jackie Chan : Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is always with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....
Jackie Chan: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn t talk to me his blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ..
Jackie Chan: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn t want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)
Jackie Chan: ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Jackie Chan with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with Kournikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with sameera
Jackie Chan: Who is she?
JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I never propose her to marry me. Jackie Chan: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
Jackie Chan: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that
Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really inspired me......
Jackie Chan ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what is your name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......
Jackie Chan is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next stop because the next available empty seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri kalyanram......
by anti-balayya fans