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Electric Dreams CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Top Chef Bunny and theBull 7.30pm, Prime 8.30pm, TV3 8.30pm, Four 8.30pm, Rialto ★★★

On tonight’s second episode of Pop star Justin Bieber returns as For the first time in Top Chef’s From the creators of The Mighty this excellent BBC reality series, distressed teen Jason McCann on eight-year history, this week sees Boosh comes this 2009 UK comedy the Sullivan-Barnes family head tonight’s episode. Meanwhile, head judge Tom Colicchio about a young shut-in who takes back to the 1980s. As well as Langston (Laurence Fishburne) stepping into the kitchen and an imaginary road trip inside his attempting to cook a roast dinner testifies against his nemesis Nate challenging the chefs to top his apartment, based on mementos in a microwave oven, they also Haskell, and Nick (George Eads) time in creating a dish for the and memories of a European trek have to navigate home computers is warned that he is in danger, but quickfire challenge. Then, for the from years before. ‘‘Tamps down and complete the arduous task of cannot tell him who or why elimination challenge, the chefs its whimsy with a rich vein of finding a rental shop that still without putting himself in even head to Chinatown and work as a very silly, very British comedy,’’ supplies films on video cassette more danger. team to serve dim sum for the wrote Empire magazine’s Nick de for their new VHS player. CSI: 8.30pm, TV3. discerning locals. Semlyen. JAMES CROOT

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