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Low demand for recycled materials causes dilemma By linda Anderson plastics and olher recyclable items. The oversupply problem arose because manufactured ones because lhey are not Copy Editor Osterchrist said that nationwide, about of pressure to get consumers to recycle, produced in the same quantities, so the Lack of consumer Recycling programs increased 60 percent more items, mainl y pl ast ics said David Dean, superintendent of solid cost per item is higher for recycled dramatically over lhe last five years, but and newspapers, are collected than can be waste for Cecil County. But he said very products. But manufacturers will not interest leads to an the markets for some recycled materials little effort was made to create end increase their production unless markets have not, making disposal of tons of markets for lhe recycled products. demand it. collected items difficult and causing such • News analysis Dean said markets will not be created Solid waste officials see two ways to overflow of collected programs to lose money. until prices for recycled products are low convince manufacturers to use more "There is an imbalance between the • See editorial page 6 enough to rival prices of mass-produced recycied materials: legislation and plastics and amounts of items collected and what ones. consumer voting power. industry is prepared to accept for sold. Until that imbalance is reduced, "The average person, as long as the Dean said the government is the recycling," said Peter F. Osterchrist, collection companies can only process quality is good, will go for the least nation's largest consumer, and could newspapers chairman of the board of Polymer and stockpile lhe items until markets are expensive item," he said. create markets by mandating that Resource Group, a company dealing wilh established, he said . Recycled products cost more than see RECYCUNG page 5
Homecoming 1991 Parade features global unity Student-built floats display ~Around the World' theme By Casye Launer homecoming committee, said she was pleased with the Staff Reporter variety of lhe parade's participants."Homecoming is International flags, Olympic rings and a globe for the whole university and we want the whole drifted through Newark Saturday morning to this university community participating," Graves said. year's homecoming parade's theme of "Around the A panel of student leaders and faculty members World." judged the floats on originality and !.heir inter-Pretation The parade, in its third return after a 19-year of the parade theme. absence, began on Haines Street, went up East Alpha Sigma Alpha sorority and Sigma Chi Delaw~e Avenue, down South College Avenue and Lambda fraternity worked together to create the ended bChind Laurel Hall. winning float, which consisted of large colorful Featured were over forty red, yellow and blue floats Olympic rings. sponsored by various organizations, such as the The float symbolized "a tradition of peaceful and Univ ersity Marching Band, the Golden Key Honor honorable competition between countries," said Lisa Society, Aetna Hook and Ladder Co. and many Ouistiansen (AS SR) of Alpha Sigma Alpha sorority. fratemi ties and sororities. Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity performed a step show Homecoming King and Queen, Arthur Valentine in front of the judges on South College Avenue. (EO SR) and Frances Christian (BE SR), also rode "I think that lhe parade went really well," Graves through the parade wearing their new crown and tiara. said. "I lhink that the participants had a great time President and Mrs . David P. Roselle were honorary wilh it." grand marshalls of the parade. "I thought lhe parade "I lhink the parade is getting better each year," said was well done, " President Roselle said. "Several of the Dean of Students Timolhy F. Brooks, who served as a floats were quite good, especially the award winners." -judge for the second year. "But I'd like to see more Shannon Graves (AS SO), chairwoman for the residence halls get involved." A Royal First
From top: King and Queen make history Homecoming King, BSU victory carries a strong message for African-American students Arthur Valentine, Jr. By Melissa Gitter campus. I felt we' d be seeing and Frances Senior Sraff Reporter "I received a lot of looks some kind of recognition because Christian enjoy a Every October brings the so many members of the BSU ride in the royal election of a homecoming king of disbelief that a black participated in the voting." carriage; members and queen , bu t this year the king and queen were Valentine and Christian, trad itional chain of Greek selected for elected in September to represent of the Black Student representation broke when two the BSU, were proud of winning Union rally behind candid ates from the Black homecoming." and what their victory the group's flag in Student Union (BSU) were -Arthur Valentine Jr. represented. front of the crowned for the first time in (EGSR) " It was final proof," Christian university history . said, "that at a university where Homecoming float Arthur Valentine Jr. (EO SR) chose to represent the BSU. the African-Americans malce up a judges. and Frances Marie Christian (BE Valentine said the BSU small percentage of the SR), were announced as 1991 stressed to its members the population that we can Homecomi ng wi nners at Friday importance of voting for their accomplish anything that is night's pep rall y. candidates and also handed out important to us." Though bo th candidates are fliers urging black students to Christian, a resident assistant members of Greek organizations vote. Their efforts paid off when in Christiana East Tower, said -Christian is president of Alpha lhe winners were announced . she was also excited about Kappa Alpha sorority and "I wasn't very nervous," said winning because it was a Valentine is a member of Alpha Valentine, "because th ere were personal goal since last year. Phi Alpha fr aternity - they no expectations by lhe rest of the see KING AND QUEEN page 2
~---INDEX-----. Opinion ...... 6 Du Pont to cut When is it date rape? Vivant...... 9 Entertainment ...... 11 Classifieds ...... 13 Students give opinions on where the line should be drawn Sports ...... 15 1 ,000 more jobs By Wendy Rosen sex and a lot of sex is rape." Comics ...... 17 SUH Reporter II is difficult to develop a standard By jason Sean Garber money," he said. A woman gers drunk at a party. definition of date rape because --Also inside:- ~ssistanr Sports Editor According to a study at the S~ meets a man and goes home society's perceptions vary so widely, The Du Pont Co. announced last university Bureau of Economic with him. and the incident is so rarely reponed. Poli tica lly correct dictionary .. 3 Tuesday it will cut 1,085 jobs as Research, Delaware will lose $7.6 million in state and local taxes for Under 1~ influence of alcohol "[Date rape) probably occurs every Food olympics ...... 4 part of a $1 billion cutback which may indirectly affect !.he company's every 1,000 jobs cut. she /lirrs with him, but eventually weekend," said Dean of Students Pizzas are tops ...... 11 withdraws her advances. Timothy F. Brooks. contributions to the university, a Du Vice President for Governmental Field hockey storm ...... 20 The man persists, taking the He said the one or two date rapes Pont official said. Relations John Brook said some of woman's flirtations as an reported at the university each year The jobs will be cut from support the contributions by Du Pont are invitation. are not "representative of what goes activities within the company's U.S. designated for research and some They luJve sex. on." chemicals and specialties are given as gifts, like the new Is it rape? Brooks said alcohol consumption businesses, which are focused in lhe Lammot Du Pont chemistry The stigma surrounding date makes date rape accusations difficult Wilmington area, said George K. building. rape persists mostly because of to prove because liquor may cause Palmer, Du Pont public relations Hopefully, lhey won't cut back skewed perceptions of the The unspoken crisis victims to become confused about director. on grams and gifts. It depends on controversial crime. the incident and there is no third Palmer said the cutbacks will where cuts are made, Brook said. What if the woman is The second in a six-part series party to testify. have no immediate affect on Du We would have to find other provocatively dressed, or if she Experts believe less than 10 Pont's contributions prosram. Yet sources for gifts and research. consents to sexual activities but later changes her percent of raped women report the assault. Palmer added, "We may reassess The latest cuts will save $182 mind? Why don't women tell the authorities if they were our priorities in our contributions million annually as part of Du An informal poll conducted by The Review shows the victims of date rape? program." Pont's plan to reduce costs in order lhat student opinions on many aspects of date rape Paul A. Ferguson, assistant director of Student University Provost R. Byron to make their businesses more vary widely; experts say that difference of opinion is Health Services, said the victim may not perceive it as Pipes said rhe cuts may indirectly competitive in the international a result of the hazy definition or dale rape . rape or she may feel as if it is her fault. signal less funds for the university. marketplace, a company spokesman "If we can't define lhe differences between rape Ferguson said fear of ostracism and public opinion "The taxes lhat Du Pont pays to the said . and sex, and we can't, then a lot of sex between also discourages rape victims from reported the state government are the most Since July there have been 4,835 people is gray," said Jessica Schiffman, program crime. important to lhe university. job cutbacks, mainly in the fibers, coordinator for Women's Studies. "A lot of rape is "People cling to notions that it's the victim's fault "The cuts by Du Pont mean a engineering, electronics and see DATE RAPE page 4 loss of Income to the state which medical products and imaging forces. the state to &ive us less systems businesses. ) I ~ • THE IMfW • October .. 1M1 f Homecoming 1991 I I I
Former Gorbachev spokesman to : speak Wednesday
10 On Wednesday the "former deputy spokesman · for Soviet President ' Mikhail Oorbachev will ~ discuss internal Soviet ~ affairs. Sergei . Alexandrovlcb Grigoriev, currently the ' ABC consultant ror Soviet ~ affairs, presents "The From left: Members I Soviet Union In an Era or of the Black Student Uncertainity". _ . The Union perform a step ' presenta-tion will besln at show for university ~ 7:30 p.m. In 140 Smith ·Han. Pep rally ignites officials at the Grigoriev worked at the Homecoming Parade ' Soviet embassy in Saturday; judges : Singapore and as executive university spirit applaud an Alpha Phi ~ secretary for the Soviet· Chinese Friendship Society Alpha fraternity ' after graduating from Students gear up for Homecoming festivities member who . Moscow State University In . By jason Sean Garber Lambda, Gary Trenaman (BE SR) participated the 1978. Assistanl Sport• Editor of Alpha Tau Omega, and Susan show; members of He graduated wilh a Jordan (AS JR) of Alpha Phi. Pounding drums, bla1ing horns Alpha Phi sorority .'bachelor's degree in and · screaming cheerleaders Most students felt the first · Southeast Asian •nd drowned out the usual noises of university pep rally was a success. gather for a cheer at Chinese languages. Newark Friday night as students "I think it's great the way the pep rally. Gorbachev appointed rallied around the candidates for everyone united and how the Grigoriev to direct his preu Homecoming king and queen. whole school came together, office in 1990 after h.ls About 200 students and Newark Greeks and non-Greeks," said work since 1984 in the residents attended the first Dawn Schultheis (BE SR) of International Department q1' university homecoming pep rally, Alpha Chi Omega sorority. the Commmunity Party held on the steps of Old College. "It was nice to know that Central Committe. .. Shannon Graves (AS SO) sororities have these bonds, to pull homecoming activities coordinator them together and show such spirit said, "We wanted more student for homecoming," said Karin African-Americans rally for victory 'Panel discusses involvement in homecoming and Kaplan (HR SO) of Alpha Xi the chance for students to be Delta sorority. continued from page 1 graduate school to earn adual "But when we got down towards land development . spirited." However, some students degree in engineering and the end where the other members and growth · Head football coach Tubby thought the rally was not geared to "It was just one of those little management. of the BSU were, it was really Raymond kicked off the rally with the non-Greek community. moments in life," she said. "It was J.D. Estrill (PE SO), exciting." a pep talk thanking the students for "Why should I go? I didn't go special." corresponding secretary of the Valentine, however, did not feel Representatives from -~0 supporting the football program. because I felt it was only for Christian though from BSU said, " We don't want to the same warmth and support from ' different state organizali~J The feature presentation, Greeks and not for me," said Brian Randallstown, Md., was born in make it look like we're sitting the rest of the campus community. gathered to examine the however, was the announcement Donovan (AS FR). Soeul, North Koerea. She would behind closed doors and trying to "I didn't feel we were accepted managed grqwth and land of the Homecoming king and Delaware Undergraduate like to go on to graduate school expose ourselves in any way, but it very well by the majority of development In a day.Jons queen. Student Congress President Rob for entrepreneurial managment. was in our political interest and it whites at the pep rally, the parade, seminar October 4 in Arthur Valentine (EO SR) and McAnally (EO SR) said, "I think Valentine expressed similar does make a statement that we can or the game," said Valentine, ·Clayton Hall . . F{ances Christian (BE SR), both the idea of a pep rally is good. As sentiments.about winning, achieve our goals." "because I received a lot of looks ' Problems of traffic, nominated by the Black Student time progresses, homecoming will "Although I am excited for myself The members of the BSU who or disbelief that a black king and lower income hous.lng, air Union, were crowned king and eventually become a general and Frances, I'm more excited for attended the homecoming queen were selected for ·and water quality, queen. student event. the members of the BSU who festivities shared the candidates' homecoming." environmental -(:Oncern• Runners-up included Jen Gatti "Homecoming has been worked hard to make this happen. excitement. Estrill said, "This helps to break and economic stimulation (BE SR) of Alpha Chi Omega, traditionally a Greek event, but it Valentine is from Atlantic City, "In the beginning, the parade the ice a little between all of us, at were discus1ed, said Lance Day (AS JR) of Sigma Chi is progressing." NJ. and would also like to attend wasn't as exciting," Christian said. least I hope it helps break the ice." Jerome Lewis, director or 'the Delaware Public Administration Institute. David Ames, professor of the College of Urban The Review· Affairs and Public Polley, ACUTABOVE 'began the day's events by POLICE REPORT HAIR DESIGNS A Four-Star A/1-Amencan 'addressing the historical No Tricks Just Great Newspaper ·. ·development of Delaware. Preservation of natural Speakers and amplifier suspect stood outside. The woman convinced him Treatment! Richard Jon.es resources on the Delmarva taken from car Edltot in a.w 'Peninsula is especially to step out of the car, kneed him in the groin and escaped, $2 OFF Shampoo Cut & Style ArchieTse · important, he said, because A 1989 Ford Escort GT was Executive Editor -it is one of the most broken into between Sunday police said. & The suspects are described $2 OFF Perm or Bodywave- Cut Cond. Inc. Esther Crain .Jill Lautinaitis ecologically diverse areu evening and early Monday Managing Editor M~lns Editot 'north of the tropics. morning in the North Blue as two white men in their mid- 366-1235 92 E. Main St., Newark 20s, one as 5 feet 10 inches Exp. 11/ 2/ 91 Molly Williams Robert -Weston The panel included parking lot, University Police Managing Editor Edltcirl.J Eclitot '1'epresentatives from the said. and 165 pounds and the other as 6-feet with blonde hair . Mary Leigh Van' Ceffen l>elaware Developme·na .- An unknown suspect Business MiUIBfJf!' - · 'Office, the Department of removed speakers and an The suspects had a white a":'plifier from the car, police late-model vehicle. If anyone Veronica Maceroli 'Natural Resources and Advertisins Direaot Environmental control, !laid. has any information The thieves damaged the concerning this incident, Julie Carrick . 'Delaware Nature Society Seniot News Editot and Bancroft Construction car's sun roof, seats and stereo please contact Newark Police 'Company, wiring system, poli~e said. The at 366-7111. Sports Editot ...... Dan B. levine total loss of the 1tems were rrreat ')Ourself News Editors ...... J~nifer Beck - A workshop was held ·with Randall Arendt, vice valued at $975 and the Ford Probe stolen from LanyDignan damages were estimated at Charlotte Faltermayer 'president for the Natural lehigh Road Saturday Erica Houslceeper •Lands Trust, focussing on $900, police said. 0 25% Off All Nail Services Paul Kane' how to conserve land A 1991 two door, red Ford l Perceptions of date rape Students respond to poll concerning date rape Male responses Female responses Yes No No Would you consider the following situation as rape? fu oontinued from page 1 a common strategy by men." "Alcohol is involved in almost all A man has sex with a woman who has passed out after drinking too much. 99.0% 1.0% 99.3% 0.7% and that's acceptable behavior," she date rape cases on campus," said A man has sex with a woman he is dating and has had sex with before 93.2% 6.8% 97.9% said. Brooks. "It is a catalyst for poor although she doesn't want to. 1.3% "When it happens to you it's rape behavior." A man argues with a woman who does not want to have sex until she agrees. 32.3% 67.6% 33.5% 66.4% but when you hear about someone Many students agree with these A woman consents at first but later says no. ~4.2% 25.7% 84.4% 15.6% else you are more judgmental," sai d assessment.~ of the role of alcohol. one female student. "Alcohol plays a major part in Do you believe a woman is partly to blame if... Schiffman agreed that some date rape, people lose their ... she has been drinking or doing drugs? 47.5% 52.4% 31.9% 68.1% women seem to soothe themselves judgement," said Steve Partridge by judging wo'men who are raped (AS JR) . ... she dresses provocatively? 13.5% 86.4% 6. 7% 93 .3% and thinking, "I wouldn't do that." "Alcohol makes girls go further ...she goes tq the man's room or home? 15.2% 84.7% 4.7% 95.3% A majority of students questioned than they mean to," said Linda ... she is flirtatio us? 24 .5% 75.5 % 7.1 % 92 .8% in the poll also say they think date Ebright (AS JR) . rape is common on this campus. "She's not asking to be raped but Male and female responses But the consensus about the issue girls put themselves in dangerous Do you believe date rape is common on this campus? Yes 72.2% No 20.5% ends here, for there are many positions when they get drunk and go controversial points about date rape home with a guy," said one Don't know 7.3% which are not agreed upon. anonymous male student. Source: students administered b The Review "Even if she was drunk and Graphic by Sonja Kerby The communication gap incoherent and never said no it's still student. show their masculinity and impress date. Schiffman said the gray areas Brooks said date rape stems from rape because she didn't consent," "A guy thinks she wants it and other men," said Schiffman. "If a guy tell s his friends he ' s that exist are a result of these varied poor communication between men said Jen Hurley (AS SR). guys make comments about girls Students were asked if they after sex that night, making it perceptions, but rape is rape, and if and women and what they expect in "After drinking a girl doesn't who are scantily dressed," said agreed with tllis statement and how it public, then he' ll do anything to a woman claims she was raped, the a relationship. really know what she wants and then Jessica Bye (AS JR). may influence dating. achieve his goal,"said Smith. accusation should be taken This lack of communication and she changes her mind," said Nick " I think guys exaggerate and "Goals don' t make guys more seriously. varied perception of the definition of Pas (AS JR) . When she says no blatantly lie," said Nigido. aggressive," argues one male rape poses a large part of the What if a woman makes advances "Guys that aren't experienced use student . problem in addressing he issue. First impressions toward a man but changes her mind'! [sexual experiences] to impress Thi s " hooking -up mentality" University students were asked One male student said in a lot of "She can say yes to whatever she others and experienced guys share plays a role in the date rape their opinions on the subject and cases the woman may feel wants but it's her body and she has · stories but don't brag," said Edward situation, said Brooks. If, in the course of reading differences in attitude and perception embarrassed about having had sex the right to say no," said Diane Bunon (AS SO). "lf a guy goes out with hook-up this story, you have questions are clearly apparent. with tile man, and call it rape. MacMurray (AS JR) . "When guys talk about [hooking intentions he may tend to be more or wish to seek support, What is date rape? Students were also asked how a "No girl deserves to be raped," up] they feel under pressure not to aggressive, especially when alcohol please contact the Survivors "When he uses physical force or woman's provocative appearance said Bye. is involved," said Phipps . look bad," said Bye. of Sexual Assault (505) group she said no," said William Reynolds may affect a man's perception of her. All the men also agreed that the In order to effectively tackle til e on campus at 451-2226. (AS JR). "You would think you had a situation was rape. The 'hooking up' mentality issue the perceptions of society "After she said no and you better chance [to have sex] but it Do changing moral values play a Peer pressure and scuing goals to must be more unified, but this can Friday: Survivors' stories proceed," said John Phipps (AS SO). wouldn't change your attitude part in the occurrence of date rape? engage in sex may also cause men only come through edu cation and "When she said no and you say towards rape," said Phipps. "Women who have sex are still to become more aggressive on a understand ing . . yes," said Mark Powers (AS JR). :'He's going to tllink she wants to not judged as freely as men," said "If he doesn't know that it 's hook up if she's in a revealing Schiffman. alright then it's rape," said Karyn outfit," said Jennifer Smitll (AS JR). "A long time ago a kiss used to be Mcintosh (AS JR). Otllers believe dress should not be a big deal but now the farther and "If you hug and kiss a guy and an issue in determining rape, but more heated it goes, the greater the lead him on and then say no at the concede that clothing can affect likelihood it could turn into date last minute [date rape] is partly your perceptions of the woman . rape," said Ebright. fault for leading him on to that "A girl has a right to dress "Moral values are a lot different : point," said Deanna Dallor (AS SO). however she wants," said Ni cole now, the way people go about Nigido (AS JR). dating," said Partridge. "It's not like Michelle Pfei T.he influence of alcohol "Some gi rls purposefull y look tile old times witll dating 'etiquette." Alcohol can play a large role in provocative to tum the heads of guys : the date rape scenario. "Men who but fr9m experience it doesn't mean Macho images admit to sexual abuse admit to anything sexually," said a male The idea that men like to brag : drinking and getting the girl drunk student. about their sexual prowess also : on purpose," said Schiffman, who "! would have the tendency to contributes to the crime and elicits · has worked with victims as well as think she was easier than a girl not different reactions. ; aggressors in rape situations. "This is dressed that way," said anotller male "Men use sexual experiences to The men and women of the Peace For 30 years, being a Peace Corps Corps. Dedicated Volunteers who put Volunteer has been a chance to stop their valuable skills to work, helping dreaming about a bener world and stan people in developing countries live doing something about it. better lives. It's tough . And it takes more thun just concern . It takes motivation. Commitment. 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Review's. opinion A twisted world order :' Bush waS' willing to fight for feudalism in·the'Midd/e , , East, but where was he when democracy needed him '" President George Bush is a am disinclined to use American force : hypocrite. in the Western Hemisphere because t Last year at this time Bush was we have a big history of American i busy deploying 500,000 American force in this.Hemisphere, and so we've got to be very careful about ~ troops to the Persian Gulf to help WiiSha mli~ • protect "freedom and democracy" in that." · I the Middle East. That quote proves that all of Bush's Back in the fall of 1990, Bush metoric about protecting democracy is z claimed that he wanted to create a new hogwash. It was just two years ago The case of the missing nuclear goa~ I ~ world order. A world where might that the president. in the name of wouldn't make right; where peace and democracy, was ordering an invasion President Bush has a chance to make history: if he doesn't blow it ~ ~ democracy would be the order of the of Panama. There was very little "Gentleman, you can't fight iii here, Osprey airplane/copter, the YF-22 sup~r day. concern then about our history of this is the War Room!" Ron fighter, and dozens of other "neccssar~ • The president made up his mind to intervention. -said by Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove. Kaufman defense" systems. , to The truth is that Bush !lad a But Bush's plan of cutting 10,000 U.S. ' send American uoops Saudi Arabia, Sit down, rclu your mind, put your feet so that the community of nations compelling strategic interest (the MIRV (multiple warhead independently up, and let me tell you "The Talc of the targetable reentry vehicle) nuclear ICBMs would know that the United States Panama Canal) in ordering his Atomic Goat." (intercontinental ballistic missiles) coultl would not allow Sad dam Hussein's invasion of Panama. Last March in a remote part of southern become his most innovative step in foreigJ1 naked aggression to go unpunished. The same could be said about last New Mexico, researchers from four policy. • Last week Bush had a chance to year's war in the Gulf [Oil]. Restoring government agencies collaborated on an (If he doesn' t blow it.) , prove if he was really serious about his democracy had nothing to do with experiment to track the hunting patterns of What the president has shown, is that coyotes. oew world order. why the United States got involved in even with his annoyingly blatant concern The theory for the experiment was if for reelection and equally strong,influencc Just around the comer from florida either war. radioactive isotopes were injected into an by the country's military establishment, he lies an island nation known as Haiti. If Bush was ever serious about Angora goat, a favored selection on the can still make calculated decisions that Last week the democratically elected making the world safe for democracy, coyote's dinner menu, the coyotes would benefit world peace. leader of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, then he should have started by doing beco.me marked after eating the goats by Only Bush, working Last week's announcement will not save was overthrown by a military coup. something about the coup in Haiti. the ingested radioactive material, thus the country one penny, will not decrease becoming easily followed by researchers. Aristide, who fled to France, was The president was willing to fight to the nuclear threat (even with these The fabled Atomic Goat galloped into from a position of reductions and the START treaty we can Haiti 's· first democratically elected make the Middle East safe for the picture when I 0 of the 62 radioactive still blow up the earth 2 1/2 times), and president. feudalism, now lets see what he is goats escaped captivity into the wild strength, could have will not affect current mili1ary research. Bush's response to this direct attack willing to do for real democracy in our untamed hills of New Mexico. But what Bush's announcement did do on democracy was to do nothing. "I own hemisphere. After a frantic helicopter and airplane cut nuclear weapons is show that he can still remain in the search to capture and kill the goats before White House by promoting peace and not they contaminate the state's rare bighorn war. sheep population, one goat still evaded This is no1 to say he should be reelected researchers. (given his domestic agenda he shouldn't), Editorial policy And even as you read this, the last missiles in that they go virtually unseen but destroying one entire class of nuclear glowing goat is still on the loose. throughout daily life, but both have the missile is a step- a big step. Review & Opinion: Page 6 is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial a ~ove represents the consensus opinion of the Review staff and is wrincn by the editor of the editorial p;~ge, except when initialed. The New Mexico Game and Fish probability of causing horrific damage to And more importantly, a step only Staff columns are the opinion of the author. Olrtoons represent the opinion of th e artisl. Letters to the editor Department said the wayward goat has the earth's ecosystem. George Bush could have made. · contain the opinion of our r...ders. Published every Tuesday and Friday during the academic school year, Fridays during the Winter Session, by caused concern about possible The latest publicity stunt by Geqrge With the success of a highly popular war the student body of the Unhtersity of Delaware, Newark, Del. environmental contamination from the Bush, the president who would be king, and and a solid showing during this transference of radioactivity through the (I'm sure you knew this was coming) summer's G-7 economic summit in food chain. carries a close similarity to iridescent London, only Bush, working from a The outcome of this story, besides the goats. position of strength, could have cut nuclear construction of a warning sign saying Now it is very easy to bash last week's weapons. Editorial columnists BEWARE THE ATOMIC GOAT, is that nuclear arms "reduction" plan as a political Will the big bad Bush-JJlan cut more "Richard Jones, editor in chief Robert Weston, editorial page editor irreparable damage may occur to the publicity' stunt (which is was)-ihaConly · nukes? Well, if he wants fooe written into • Paul kane, columnist Ron Kaufman, columnist earth 's delicate environment even by the cuts old weapons that the army never used history books as something.. other .than the Molly Williams, columnist cunning of one iconoclastic goat. anyway. president who let the national debt go Qver Now if you're asking yourself, "Why is Sure, it's easy to say that Bush 's $3 trillion, he should. he telling me this? I'm probably never proposal will save no money and actually No other president can do it. This could going to meet a radioactive goat and even lead to increased military spending in be Bush's greatest achievement. if I do, I don ' t even know what to call addition to leaving intact tens of billions of Or it could be just another atomic goat. him," you're missing the point (and you dollars in research money for the B-2 .Working for diversitv can call him lrv). · Stealth bomber, SDI technology, single R'on Kaufman's column appears every Students need cooperation to solve.societal pr;61ems Atomic goats arc very much like nuclear warhead Midgctman missiles, the V -22 Tuesday in The Review. The concept of separate but equal seems r, to have surfaced 30 years later here at the Laura university: Fasbach Newark: the last bastion of terror Although this time around the concept has ::not been enforced by law, it is the popular Dreaded parkulator police continue to terrorize students and alumni alike :'" choice of some students of different cultures. !: According to BSU President Joshua In recent weeks, officials in the Soviet Swarzenegger movie "The Running Greene, the College of Education does not Union have realized the folly of Darin Man." Only I was "The Parking Man." ., provide a balanced view for African communism, and are starting to dismantle Powell Every waking moment, I thought about American students. their oppressive central government. my car- where to move it ne"t, where Perhaps Greene has a point, it must be But glasnost has not yet reached the the "safe spots" were and what I would do difficult to sit through a class where it seems city of Newark, where city officials if I actually got a ticket. as though the professor's views are apparently still believe that oppressive 1 considered buying a gun. If they were ,.., misleading and warped. However, if any central government is a good idea. going to ticket me, I was going to go aspect of the college is misleading to one ~'Diversity and Case in point: Parkulators. down in a blaze of glory, just like Jon Bon • group of students, isn't it misleading to all No longer are the streets of our fair city Jovi. .,.students? free and open. Now, you must pay about a Does the city want to do this to If there is problem in the classroom for multiculturalism' hundred bucks for the exclusive "right to visitors? Does Newark want people to feel African·A~ericans, it will invariably affect park," or else face massive fmes. unwelcome? Should non-residents be other students as well. have lost their And while the KGB is being dissolved, hunted down like dogs for daring to park What's wrong is wrong. its American counter-part, the Newark The Soviets don•t their cars? If "the research of the college is meaning. Police force, is hard at work passing out That was the impression I got. Newark ; inadequate and skewed," then every student ticket after ticket. doesn't want you. Go home. Leave. r' is affected. What's next - a parking gulag for want people to Scram. Vamoose. Get the hell out of • Unless of course, you believe a better one's own in the required multi-cultural repeal offenders? Dodge. " method of teaching students is having courses can inform a person. But on a I myself am now a Parkulator leave; Newark It's kind of like communism in reverse. separate professors, lectures, text books and campus such as ours where race relations Dissident, fleeing for my life from the The Soviets didn't want people to leave. • assignments for each ethnic group. usually cease to exist, one conversation with long arm of the city. Even as you read Newark doesn't want them to stay. The Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s someone of a different culture is worth a this, I am in hiding. doesn•t want them Pray tell, what good do the Parkulators included people of different cultures. It is thousand books. It all started innocently enough. As an do, aside from filling the coffers of the ridiculous for any organization to think that Greene said " We (the BSU] feel that the alumnus of the university, I thought it to stay. Newark Empire? it can tak1.full responsibility for changing College of Education is not promoting an would be nice to come back to town for The parking here is no easier. I noticed societal pr~lems. outreach for African-American students." homecoming. no easing of congestion. Instead we have We're all students of the same The basic idea Greene presents is that But as I rolled into the Newark city It didn't make sense. In hundreds of a new class of criminal: The Parkulator • · community. It is not the responsibility of just some viewpoints encountered in the limits last Thursday, I couldn't have towns across our fair Republic, you can dodger. ::: the BSI,J to induce a change on this campus. classroom are bad for black students. Yet if known I was crossing a barrier more just park your car wherever you happen to Parkulators don't punish the folks who , Real change requires all students to work these ideas are bad for blacks then they are oppresive than the now-defunct Berlin be staying. cause the parking problems. It only • with each other. also bad for whites. Wall. But not in Newark. Here, you have to penalizes simple, law abiding visitors like ~.. Too often white students shy away from Both sides of an issue need to be I must have missed the sign that said, deal with the most evil, illogical me. • issues they feel only concern African- discussed in the classroom inorder for "Welcome to Newark. Feel Free to Visit, bureacracy since Joseph Stalin's regime. The entire Parkulator policy is just • American students. students to formulate their own opinions. Just Don't Park Here." What did the city want me to do? Call another way . for Newark to harrass • Issues involving classroom objectivity That's why students of all backgrounds · So I innocently parked my car in front ahead and clear my visit with city university students. should be taken seriously by all student~. not should have been addressed by the BSU's of my friends' house, which is located in a officials? Register myself as an "official The Parkulators are illogical, just the students who seem most directly press conference. nice residential section of Newark. Little visitor?" Pay for the right to drive into inneffective and perhaps the most affected by the issue. No longer can issues be isolated as the did I know I had already commited a town? misguided policy ever enacted by this The quality of everyone's education is at problem of one race. heinous crime. l understand something must be done city. But then again, when was the last stake, not just African-Americans. While it is Greene's duty to address the Right away, l realized something was about the parking problem here. But. the time Newark city officials acted for the Integration will eventually lead to change. African-Americans of this campus, members wrong. My friends didn't greet me with pernicious Parkulators only make thmgs best interests of anyone but themselves? There is no other way. of the BSU already realize there is a "how arc you" or "good to see you." Oh, worse. Maybe the Newark City Council should The terms "diversity" and problem . That's why it seems useless to only no. The first thing they said was: "You I couldn't park my car on any street just build a wall around the town, and • "multiculturalism" are overused on this address members of the BSU and other can't park there." near my friends' house. So I became a charge admission. _ campus. Their definitions have lost their African-Americans. An effon to reach out to "Why not," I said. After all, I had been Parkulator dodger. . That way, they could post armed :;neaning. other students should have been made. parking in front of the house for years. It For the rest of the homecomtng guards and order them to shoot anyone Students can take courses about other Greene even said "the consequences of was a quiet street, not exactly crammed weekend, I played a crazy game of hide who tries to sneak in . ....cultures until they drop, but it doesn't mean this non-action will result in the worsening wilh cars. Nobody else ever parked there. and seek with the mauradlng ticket But the city would never go for this ~ they will integrate with those cultures at conditions for all people" at the university. "You have to have a Parkulator to put patrols, moving my car from place to idea. When you shoot people, you can't >rties or in the dorms. If the BSU called for all students to join your car on this street," my friends said. place, always one step ahead of the cops. ticket them and take their money. - By calling for African-Americans to take together to fight an issue detrimental to "Well, where can I put the car?" I I felt like a fusitive, a drug dealer or ction alone against the Collese of every one, they would be coming two steps asked. After all. you can't just fold up a even a congressman, constantly dodging Darin Powell is a former executive editor ducation, the BSU isolated themselves closer to the university's "diiiiiiiiversity." Honda Civic and put it in your pocket. the law. of The Review, and is still on the run from ~. ''We don't know," they said. It was like livins in the Arnold the Parkufator police. Readins about cultures different from Laura Fasbach is a copy editor of The Review. f ~ b I ' 7 l .* ' t An Open Panel Discussion: Physical Therapy Interest Club 1st meeting of the year! 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Willard Hall Education Building Free - Refreshments Will Be Served Room 207 COORDINATED BY WELLSPRING SEX EDUCATION PEER EDUCATORS AS .PART OF DELAWARE AIDS AWARENESS WEEK ., VIVant• October 8, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 9 Whether it's a slice or a whole pie, pepperoni or extra cheese, pizza pleases people across the nation during October, Pizza Festival Month as a time to think a.bout pizza, talk about pizza and, of course, eat ptzza. It all began when Roman soldiers C¥ried During September and October, 70 percent of dough in bundles on the ir backs whil e Newark' s pizza-consumi ng population is seu ling tramping through the towns of Italy. back into university life, says Jennifer Conway, When they got hungry. they combined assistant manager for Pi zza Movers. tomatoes from nearby fi elds with the dough to Brian Mortim er , m anager -in-training at make meals. Domino' s, says at summer 's end "we ac tu ally Thus pizza came into being. count the days till [students] get back ." The celebration of thi s quick and complete And it' s no wonder. meal is the theme of Pi zza Fes tival Month, " Everyone likes pizza," ex pl ains Suzanne explains Richard R. Falk , founder of the October Wannalista (EG SR). holiday. "I eat pizza every day, pretty much," says " It's a popular food primarily because you pizza lover, Jonathon Spano (HR SO). can eat it almost wh ile you're walking," Falk "We have our regulars," e xplains Kurt says. Lentini, manager of Valle Pi zza. He says some Despite its ancient history, he says pizza has customers call at the same time every week or only been popular in America for about 35 even order twice a day, so employees get to years. know their voices and anticipate their orders. Former employee of Mastro, an Italian oven Dan Paone (AS SR) says last year he would company, Falk expla in s th at "Mastro came to order pizza "four out of seven days a week." America to make [pizza] ovens and that's how it His name was in Domino's computer, Paone started." says, so when he dialed the number he knew by Now, Faile says, October has been designated see PIZZA page 12 Photos by Pamela Wray De Stefano Above right: Rob George sprinkles the final touch on a Pizza Hut specialty. Right: Carl Booker (EG SO) enjoys a slice of pizza, a Roman innovation. I'm not going to grin on demand, so you'll have to bear it Don't tell me to smile. . just got a good grade on a test or M~re?ith people who inform me of my own meet on your way to class. chasti sed for their facial impressions. I was relaxing at a table in the found out the person you're Bnttarn foul mood (as if I wouldn ' t know Remember Mom telling you thai But society expects women to be ' library commons a week ago, tired infatuated with likes you too, you without their insight) are feeling low if you keep your face in one beautiful. And a feminine face, ~o but content. might want to spread your glee. themse lves . Perh aps th ey 're just expression it 'll fre eze that way? matt er how pretty, is marred by· a· Suddenly, a strange guy jumped But please reconsider. That projec ting thei r feelings onto me as a If I smile a t everyone and frown . : in my face. person who is not mirroring your way to deny their own bad mood (or everything, my countenance will Of course, if I did smile, guys "Come on, let's see a smile! " he mood may be going through a crisis maybe I'm being too become acomonion. driving by in their cars hootiqg, demanded with a grin . or personal loss, and your request for psychoanaly tica l). That would create a very fa ke " Hey , baby!" might think my· On the surface this may seem like a smile may bring tears instead. So let's say I oblige th e critics of look, since sincere expressions are expression was a sign of approval. an insignificant, isolated inc ident. Intruding on other people's pain my facial ex pressions and adopt a fleeting and constantly changing. So if you want a genuine, glowing But the Expression Poli ce have and suggesting it will disappear if constant, plastic smi le. Preuy soon So instead of rem inding myself to smil e, do something to make me derided the faces of me and others they only smile makes a mockery of you can't always tell a book by its my smile would lose all meaning. keep smiling, I usually think of more th ink the earth's a great place to live. enough times to warrant rebuttal . their despair. cover. And that woul d defeat the purpose important things or take a mental Establish worldwide peace. Yes, I can smile. I can even laugh. Aside from thi s wors t-case I've been •in a good humor plenty of expressions. They're natural ways break while walking to c lass . Cure all human illnesses. But insolent requests to turn my scenario, restraint is still a must. of times, onl y to have it wrecked by of te ll ing close fr ie nds who Sometimes I have a rather distracted Give me money. frown upside down e licit fake, People who don't always sport Miss someone telling me I look like I'm in understand your own special quirks look on my face, bu t not one of But please, whatever you do, sarcastic grimaces on my part. America's dimples don't need Smile a rouen funk. if you're feeling happy, sad or any sorrow. don 't order me to alter my face. I realize people sometimes are so Samaritans to save th em from Consequentl y, I get into a rouen shade of mood in between. Each time my expression has been cheery that gloomy faces on the way sadness. funk. They're not des igned for the insulted, the smile-seekers have been Meredith Brittain is a features editor to c_lass may dampen their joy. If you It's hard to read expressions - And it a lways seems like the pleasure of complete strangers you men. I wonder if men are ever for The Review . .t ~ s"' tA new Blue Hen -i Students and celebrities resurrect f earns its wings j By Jeff Pearlman ~...... , .."" .,...._..,.. fashionable fuzz, - Assistant Sports Edito1 f WANTED: A person willing to 8 work long hours with minimal marking a growing recognition while running around a football stadium in a stuffy uniform. trend in men's facial Individual must also be will ing to act like a complete lunatic. hair, as ... Salary: Chicken feed. Kn owing the above position's drawbacks, eight university students reported to the Carpenter Sports Building last Wednesday to audition for the job of the Fightin' Blue Hen, the un iversity 's official mascot. Michele Bartley "The person has to be able to Sporting the new Blue Hen suit, Sideburn craze spreads like wildfire articulate a feeling or an attitude to the university mascot finds a the fans," said Danette Conley, the "Greenwich Vill age" haircut. new friend in Heather Porch, 6. By Lori Salotto seen right here on the streets of sideburns,"' he ell plains, "narrowing university cheerleading coach. "We Student Alfai1s Editor Victori a Kemp (AS SO) says the Newark. out, with no flair at the bonom." want the Blue Hen to develop an interview. "If I do something stupid, sideburns look li ke a mistake made They're back, and the syndrome "It's just son of fun ," says Mike What' s in, according to Jennifer id e ntity . Everyone knows the no one would know who I am .. I can whi le shav ing. is spreading. Iskra (AS SR), a student with the Shonbrunn, editorial assistant in the University of Florida Gator, and we be myself." Sideburns are not merely a thing fu zz y facial strips. grooming and fitness department for "Whenever I see them, I think After the interviews, Chaifetz set they shou ld get a razor and shave want people to know the Hen." of J . Crew models or retro- '70s Eric Gray (AS JR), a three-month OQ magazine, is "a Montgomery Wednesday's auditions were held up a unique game scenario for each them off," she says. " It 's like a spot groups like Dee-Lite anymore. sideburn veteran, says he grew them Clift sort of look.'' to lind a Blue Hen that will alternate applican t to allow them to SIJ'Vt their that th ey mi ssed in the morning." Many young girls across America "just for the heck of it." Many people in their 20s and 30s games with current mascot Larry stuff. So for all the women out there are swooning over the sideburn· But these hairy re-runs are not in ask barbers for sideburns, says Paul Chaifetz (AS SO). "The team is ahead by six points, who are encouraging their sporting heartthrobs Brandon Walsh the same form as seen on Elvis or Vezza, owner of Astor Place To try out for the job, each and then , with a minute left, the boyfr iend s to grow sideburns like (Jason Priestley) and Dylan McKay on your father in the old family Haircutters in Manhattan. prospective Hen had to go through a other team scored to win the game Dyl an and Brandon, just remember (Luke Perry) on Fox television's album. "I've been seeing more longer brief interview session, answering and end your playoff hopes," he says a few things. newest hit series, "Beverly Hills "Sideburns are in with the new sideburns this year than last," he questions about past ellperiences and to one potential mascot. " Having no sideburns is still in. . 90210." short look," according to Bruce adds . reasons for wanting the job. "Show us what you as the Blue too," Allan says. "We're still seeing But it isn't necessary to travel to o\llan, owner of the Bruce Allan Vezza is also noticing "more "I thought that this would be the Hen would do." a potpourri look - a little of this, a California to see these groovy hair Srudio in Wilmington. shon hair with longer sideburns past best way to show school spirit," said The winning performance by growths. Lately, sideburns can be "The look is more like 'peg , the ear," which he terms the little of thai." Paige Kavanagh (AS SO) during her see BWE HEN P18t! 12 1 0 • THE llEVlfW • October 8, 1991 QUIGLEY'S FARM 160 Elkton Road · Newark HayR~ ::_: Bonfire Included for: I ~- Clubs • Dorms • Private Parties • Social Groups ~-~~r:NE If you are taking any graduate exams, stop by • Sorority • Fraternity -r•-- MEXICAN VOLUME II for a study guide. We carry GRE, GMAT, ~ RESTAURANT ,:· Celebrations of all kinds. 58 E. Main Street LSAT & MCA TG ~~~:s· ~~ur~~ 20 Min. Drive from C.mpu1, New Ce1t1e, Del. 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Story by elegant black velvet, discussed the trials of "But the bottom line is, people better She said she wished someone her romantic relationships and el(posed laugh." had told her she was supposed to shave Linda Above: The her innermost thoughts and fears, the And laugh they did from the word because the first time she went on the Anderson many faces of audience of about 250 laughed "go." beach in her new string bikini, il looked Basile who won hysterically. Pausing only to onler another drink or like she was holding a tarantula hostage. A lecturer's nightmare, a comic's light another cigarette, the sold-out She said beauty magnifying mirrors Photos the East Coast dream. audience laughed their way through two should come with a warning that "objects by Pamela Comedy At the third annual East Coast Comedy and a half hours of jokes, stories and may appear uglier than they actually are." Wray Competition in Competition finals held Thursday night at impressions. Comedian Lani Frazier attacked the Wilmington's Comedy Cabaret, sil( Two hundred and fifty faces stared driving habits of the elderly and tackled DeStefano Wilmington comedians lived that dream and walked el(pectantly as the first contestant, serious issues such as the environment. away with prizes to boot. Maryellen Hooper, traipsed onto the She said public beaches are filthy and Thursday. "Comedy is an art form , said Andy modest stage. everyone going to them should be Art by Scarpati, owner of a chain of seven Hooper addressed the problems women Victoria comedy clubs on the East Coast and face while attempting to look beautiful, see COMEDY page 12 Clark lckspln,. .~ ~ . ·... John Lee Hooker blues, this album sounds like pure Mr. Lucky John Lee. Charisma With one exception - that pesky B+ Santana intrudes once again. It isn 't that "Stripped Me Naked" doesn't The cover art says it all. sound good, but the Santana riff John Lee Hooker's 1989 Oranuny midway through just doesn't fit in winner The Healer features a with the rest of the album. They silhouette of the great bluesman and a should have saved it for the B-side of listing of all the artists that were a hit single. special guests. Maybe there won ' t be another However, his latest outing just has Orammy winner on this album, but if a picture of the man, his guitar and a there was, one nominee would have to car. be "Craw lin' Kingsn ake" for two The Healer may have catapulted reasons: the music of John Lee Hooker into the •It rages. allows The Robert Cray Band to minds of the masses, but • More practically, the co llaborator is up John Lee. unfortunately the album sounded Keith Richards. It is clearly evident that Cooder ~ more like the assorted featured guests Much of this change in sound can Cray have a great deal of respect for and not John Lee. be attributed to other artists that play John Lee but one of album's m re Not that John Lee, tearing his way alongside John Lee - older, more touching moments reveals that al through Carlos Santana-flavored riffs, traditional blues artists like Albert respect is mutual. isn't pretty damn nifty, but leave it for Collins - and artis ts whose sound At the end of "Mr. Lucky," John the latest Santana album. was directly inspired by John Lee's Lee's gravely, bass voice pipes On Mr. Lucky, John Lee plays own scratchy blues LPs of the '60s. "Thanks Roben." ; . Public Enemy delivers a. powerful punch on 'Apocalypse '91...The Enemy Strikes Black.' with many of the same artists: Roben But the album also features John And from the back of the stu~io Cray, Santana, and several new Lee showcasing the talents of a new Robert Cray can be heard replying, Public Enemy collaborators (Van Morrison and generation of blues artists. "This is 'Thank you, John." Enemy and "all allied forces" will destroy tho what Hip," features Ry Cooder playing Apocalypse '91 •.. The Enemy Strikes Black Keith Richards, most notably), but. Yes, thank you, John Lee Hooker. they describe as the white supremacy in Arizona and sing a hallelujah to the gods of the slide guitar, while the ti tle track Def Jarii/Columbia New Hampshire that prevents the celebration of -W.C.H. A Martin Luther King's birthday. The album that brought Public Enemy into the Say what you want about Public Enem.y, they mainstream, It Takes A Nation of Million To Hold always deliver a message, positive to some, negati ve Us Hack, also shows its influences on this album. Mot/eyCrue delightful trip back to the early days. to others. The most obvious is Public Enemy and Anthrax's Decade of DeaJ.dence but "Angela" brings you back to the Why should their new album Apocalypse '9l •.. The combined efforts to remake Nation's "Bring Tha Elektra present-day reality of a changed Crue . . Enemy Strikes Black be any different? Noize." D The hackneyed lyrics: "When the Apocalypse '91, filled with PE's preachings on the Thi s song will please both the die-hard rap fan and winds cry Angela/Baby I'll be the~ . for you," are an incredible · state of contemporary society, adds a new dimensi on the metal-starved zealots who appreciate Public Motley Crue's Decade of disappointment when compared to to the group. Enemy's more hard-core songs, like Nation 's "She Decadence is one of the most aptly such classic lyrics as "Shout at the • The lyrics bellowed by frontman Chuck D are not Watc h Charmel Zero?!." named albums in history. It shows just his normal commanding tones and exhortations. Also, the ever-controversial Public Enemy even devil/We laugh at your wars/Can't.' how 10 years of fame and fortune you see we're out for blood" (from On the group's latest, he adds more realism and calls the New York Post "the worst piece of paper on turned the former "Sons of Satan" substance to his messages, which is the basis of Pub I ic the East Coast" and says "Ain't worth the paper it's 1984's "Red Hot"). The track ends ·· into Top-40 clich~. with a riff that is pure Poison. When · Enemy's purpose. printed on, Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton, The LP features lS tracks. Broken To put it simply, the group has matured with l11at is 190 years continuous of f··kcd up news." this is added to Vince Neil's Bret down, that's 10 "greatest hilS," three Michaels-esque vocals, it is pretty: Apocalypse. The songs on this album are all powerful, packed new cuts, and two tunes previously sad. Although Fear Or A Black Planet, their 1990 wi th PE's musings and are all enjoyable. released on The Adventures of Ford release, contained some powerful messages about ll is amazing U1at a group considered so violent and originally produced the album on The other "new" cut is "Anarchy in · Falrlane soundtraCk and Stairway to the U.K." Yes, the same "Anarchy"' subjeciS such as rac:e relations, it lacked focus . But radical as Public Enemy can survive as long as they Highway to Hell. which these tracks nrst appeared (Too Heaven, that was a hit for the Sel( Pistols in the "' Apoa~lypse blows Fear away; its ideas are fresh and have with ever-increasing success. But Chuck D, The Crue even screwed up their Fast For Love). specific, not obtuse and generalized as on the last Aavor Aav and Terminator X are talented lyricists The other nine tracks are late '70s, and for Megadeth a decade: old stuff. "Home Sweet Home," later. After hearing Megadeth •s: album. whose messages appeal to a wide audience that is released in 1985, was lhe farst of the acceptable, but 10 greatest hits from One example, "1 Million Botllebags," focuses on disgusted with the status quo. five albums are not enough . They version, the Crue's, although: "power ballads." It was the most preserving more of the original· the exploitlve commercials and advertisements of beer La st year's Fear ended with a sampled voice requested video on MTV forever (or selected "Shout at the Devil" over and liquor companiel aimed at black Americans. asking, "What's the future of Public Enemy?" "Too Young to Fall in Love," a Pistols' sound, pales in comparison . . : . so it seemed), but It wasn't aood The Crue has mellowed out, which: "By The Time I Oet To Arizona" criticizes the state On Apocalypse the group answers, "Public Enemy enough. They had to release a choice of infmite badness. oC Arizona for not celebrating Martin Luther King's ain't breakin' up," and add "None of your goddamn The previously released songs do is something loyal listeners had hop&il· "remix," adding a second melody to they would never do. It sort of gives: birthday. business." the plano inuo and a new conclUIIon not reflect the early rawness of the Sister Souljah~ the Enemy's latest addition, Classic Public ~Y· O'ue. Oun N' Roses' ."Shotgun Blues," 'In: that comple&ely ruins lhe .... which Axl Rose lyrically slams Neit• IIWIOIInca In the Introduction to lhe song that Public -J.S.G. They also remixed "Live Wire," The three "new" cuts are a disappointment overall. The new for selling out. some credibility and "Piece of Your Action" • well, -R.I. ;but this was because the band single, "Primal S ~ ream," is a 12 • THE REVIEW • October 8, 1991 popular at Valle Pizza, with pepperoni as a close second and Pizza anchovies as the absolute last. Blue Hen's spirit soars ' Spano says whether it's but I take a lot of pride in it." continued from page 9 nutritious or not, pizza "keeps me continued from page 9 going." The university recently purchased a new costume that makes the heart, the staff already knew his Although Mortimer doubts pi zza will ever beat a salad, he Chris Nash (AS FR) was a dramatic Fightin' Blue Hen, who will deal address. more with children at home football says, "you can conceivably get all scene of a hen getting stabbed by a Paone says th at by the end of games, kinder and gentler. the year Domino's computer four food groups, so · it can be a knife, then slowly coming back to " ll's awesome to get the job, registered his number as ordering square meal." life. Even though cheese makes The job is not as easy as some because I wasn't e,.;pecting it," says the most pizzas on campus. Nash, who made his debut at the Ken Lagana (AS FR) says he pizza hi gh in cholesterol, Lentini may think, Chaifctz says. s tresses that health-conscious " You have to walk with a certain Homecoming game Saturday. has defini tely become more of a Although he had never been to a pizza eater since he's been at the toppings such as crab, shrimp, kind of strut," he says. "You sweat spinach and broccoli arc available. and you get tired, but you have to university football game, Nash does universi ty . not lack confidence. ·some studems often order after Daffy Deli follows the keep character. You have to be able " People say I'm born for this II p.m ., Conway explains. because nutritious tre nd by making its to show what you are doing until the job." that's when they come back from pi zza with a whole wheat crust, people understand. It's a tough job, bars. owner Dimitra Pappoulis e,.;plains. Mortimer says prime pizza The un iversi ty has also changed hours are between 5 p.m. and 7 it s pi zza dough . Marketing p .m. and from I a.m. to 3 a.m. Director Bonnie Gregus Riddle The Talleyville Jaycees Present Pamela Wray De Stefano " We h av e a Jot of fun late· says ARA Services' l!za Pizza has Basile accepts his $3,000 prize for winning the East Coast Comedy The 3rdAnnual night," he says, explaining it's not a special cold tomato sauce and Competition at the Comedy Cabaret in Wilmington Thursday. unusual to make 160 pies. "We do fresh dough made from scratch. a lo t of screaming. Carr y-out Michelle Costello, who works customers get emcrtainment." in the Scrounge, says pi zza is ~Comedy Cabaret Mortimer says that during thi s definitely a main seller. So with al l these selections on '~ntinue d from page 11 voice that sounded strangely similar to "organized c ircus" many callers and around campus, pizza should ~ ,, . . . Kermit the Frog's. are drunk, so "you have to pull reqUired to wear thong bathmg su1LS His act ranged from a eulogy for teeth to get !phone] numbers." continue to tantalize students, (what she called bull floss) because the lateX-rated film star John Holmes Overall, though, pizza makers especiall y in October, the busy ; :~very time someone sits ~own, they saying "he touched people as they had agree that Friday is their biggest Pizza Festival Momh. madvencntly ptck up trash. . never been touched before," to his first day. Mortimer says Domino's Mortimer explains th a t 5KRun/Wal~ Fraz1er srud she loves sports but IS hunting trip. makes more than 2,000 pies then . Newark's pizza makers and pi zza , o~~ a recent c~nvcrt. Basile, an e,.;-football player, said Kyle Crocco, who delivers pizzas eaters have a sort of love- hate To Benefit the Dream Factory of Delaware I us.ed to th~ ~ PN m~t Every he knew hunting was really the sport for Pizza Hut. says Fridays relationship. Spouse.s ~otenual Ntghtrnare. for him when he arrived at the lodge account for about two-thirds of th e Though they look forward to the Fraz1er s down-to-earth humor was and all his buddies were drinking Jack week's sales. return of studems, he says, " At the Sponsored By: ·complemented beautifull y by the ne,.;t Daniels. Ironically, Mortimer says, "the end of the year we can ' t wait for Klondike Kate's comedian's off-the-wall style. Terry "This is a sport I can really e,.;cel n,u.; : !'q.uy and salty pizza is the you to go home. Gillespie, the ma~1 with the rub~cr in," he said. one everyone likes- pepperoni." "But right now," he says while Miller Lite l!t~ face, had the a~d l ence m hystencs As the competition ended, the Lentini says, however, that making anoth er pizza pie, "we're WSTW93.7 ,before he even sa1d a word. comedians were called out together large c heese pizzas arc mos t loving you!" Newark Jaycees IUIWoa7~ . With a face that is a cross be~w~n for a group appearance before the S<:ooby Doo and Flattop (the VIlhan m winner stole all the allention. One Talleyville Jaycees D1ck Tracy com.IC stnps). Gtllespte comedian came out with a poster CELEBRATE OUR 1st BIRTHDAY .JA)Q*FS 'Shook, tugged, Jerked, yanked . and which read "Vote for me, I know molded hts face IIlLO va:wus where you parked your car." In Cooperation With: cha:acters and e,.;press10ns unul the The audience fi lled out ballots for ROBin'S nEST The Delaware Sports Club and JC Sports Productions audtence ~as out of control. . their favori te comedians as glasses \l't G1llespte, who before the show srud clinked and waitresses chaued with Huge post race party with buffet brunch and he'd eaten a "dolphm sandw1ch-tuna customers. nAil SAlOn free," most ly performed one-liners \ beautifully multi-colored 100% heavy weight The crowd roared when Scarpati 7 ••• whete chiclu 90 including, "If you're a cannibal and announced Basi le won this year's cotton t shirts to all registered participants. bite your tongue, is that a snack?" And contest and handed him a new CD lo be pampeted I "Men don't need aphrodi siacs because chnagcr and a potato sack "filled" SPECIALIZING IN SCULPTURED NAILS, o,.;ygen is free." with $3,000. ROB INS~~ Awards: To the theme from " The Blues SILK WRAPS, MANICURES, PEDICURES, Scarpati said he s tarted the NAIL ART, WAXING AND TANNING Top overall male, female and masters Brothers" movie, Basile strolled onto competition three years ago because, 5 year age groups, Top 10 walkers the stage sporting a black leather although there is the San Francisco jacket and gloves, Ray Ban sunglasses Comedy Competition fo r the West ' and a style that would have made even r------• Coast, nothing existed to showcase the : TANNING SPECIALS Preregistration by October 8, 1991: $12 Andrew Dice Clay jealous. The talent on the East Coast. 1 SESSION , $6.00 5 SESSIONS - $25.00 epitome of "cool," Basile strutted "Comedy clubs are son of like nice l10 SESSIONS- $40.00 1 MONTH UNLIMITED- $60.00 I $15 race day between 8:30 and 9:45 am across the stage in a haze of smoke r estaurants," Scarpati said. 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Box 300 ~~~~g~~~~~v::~~i~ ealJ jo4 an ~ppo;,.fm.,.t legally bound, hereby for myself, my heirs, executors, administrators, Newark. Oelaware 1971 5·0300 waive and release any and all rights I may have against the · FAX (302) 731 2335 • ~ 731-2670 organization holding this event, its agents, representatives, (302) 731-0337 successors and aMigns for any and all injuries suffered by me at said race. Attention: STUDENT New & Entering Students PROGRAM 8 ASSOCIATION Are you up-to-date on these shots? Presents CENTERTAINMENT • Measles Featuring • Mumps Ron Doroba •• Rubella If you are not, Formerly of THE STAND you will not be able Performing all of your favorive alternative to register and classic songs in an acoustic format. .. for spring semester. Live at the Scrounge- Have your records checked Wednesday, October 9, 1991 at the Student Health 8:00 to 11 :00 pm Service. For information call See you there!!. 451-2226. October 8, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 13 The Review Student Center B-1 Newark, DE 19716 CLASSIFIEDS ANNOUNCEMENTS laiUspring submissions. Marie 378-7330. Towne Court. Mature male/own room. APT.-OWN ROOM- WALKING up ..... THERE" Call John 455-091 1. DISTANCE TO UD-$237.50/MO. + 1/2 The French House will be showing House lor rent. Rent 4 bdrms . or just 1. OFF-CAMPUS STUDENT ~~~g~.-C ALL 292-6951-LEAVE To Janie Gable: Your the BEST Alpha ASSOCIATION MEETING- CYRANO DE BERGERAC Thursday Cleveland. Ave near Wilbur Street. Off House or rooms lor rent. Cleveland Ave Angel. Keep Smiling. Love, Uz and Usa. night at 7:30, in Ray Street A third floor street parl STUDY ABROAD SPRING SEMESTER 1992 ·' February 9 - May 28 The University of Delaware offers study abroad programs in many exciting places throughout the world. Participate in a study abroad program and experience the fascinating and unique world of different cultures and people. • All undergraduate students, regardless of major, can participate . • Cost minimal- includes regular University of Delaware tuition and a pro • All courses carry University of Delaware credit. gram fee covering airfare, housing, selected group excursions, course related •Some courses fulfillicollege group requirements. activities, and some meals in some programs. • Study Abroad Scholarships are available. Semester in London Semester in Paris Semester in Costa Rica Semester in Vienna Study in London with faculty from London and the University Study in Paris, where Romanesque, Gothic and Modem architecture Stu dy in Sa n Jose", capital of Costa Rica, a country bordered by Study in Vienna, a city where intellectual and cultural life of of Delaware faculty director who accompanies lhe group. create a skyline spcc:tacutar by day and by night, where the basilica of the Caribbean Sea to the East and by the Pacific Ocean to the ~stemandWestemEuropeconverges;explorewindingstreets Learn about the influence of the history, literature, politics, the Socre Coew atop Monmartre overloolcs the swiftly flowing waters of West; explore the country Christopher Columbus named "Rich and alleyways once traversed by Mozart, Beethoven, Brahms, visual and the perfonning arts of the United Kingdom upon the Seine and Notro Dome. A !tend classes at I 'Ecole lnternotiorwle de Coa st." Attend classes and lectures on the campus of IR Un iv- Freud, Kafka, and rulersofthe Habsburg Dynasty; study paint American and other cultures of the world. Experience the /' Accueil Franco-Nordique. near I he Arc de Triomphe and A venue de.s ersidad de Costa Ricalaught by local faculty and the University ings by the Masters in the KunsthistorischlsM~m.expertence excitement of the thriving rosmopolitan city which lives below Champs-£/~a, laugh! by local faculty and University of Delaware of Delaware faculty director who accompanies the group. music in theMusilv Study in Edinburgh, Scotland's capital, among the visually ARTH 1!0 · Monu.awnb and Method• in th• Hi•lory of Af1 3 most exciting cines in the world;attend claS!Il'Sat Moray House EDDV220 · Introduction to the Tuchins of Read ina 3 Students interested in this overseas College, an ancient and prestigious European teacher educa EDSTlOl Educt~riorl •ad Soridy 3 program should attend !!!!! of the follow EDST:un . Humaa Dn•lopmmt and EdUiutlonal Pnctlu 3 tion institution. Students have ready access to numerous EOST :00· lntroduttian 10 Eu•ptiotul Chlldr'l'n l ing ~formational meetings: places or interest in Edinburgh, e.g. the Scottish National Art EOST251 · 5«6olosiml Found.tioa• or Education 3 October 16, Wednesday 4:00p.m. Galleries, Museums, and Ubrary as well aslo a rich variety of · EDSTJ04 · Educ•Hon•l PlychoiOI)' -Scxi•l As~ctt J lform•rly ,.,tholostul Found1rion1 of Eduntion) 207 Willard Hall cultural and rt'Creational programs. Program features clinical CEOC tlO · experiences in Scottish !lChools and a thl'l!e-day professional World ••fllonol Coosnphy l ~ Education Bldg. trip to the Conlincnt. Faculty Conta Enrich and enhance your life, your career, and the people with whom you interract. Develop a sincere appreciation for: another point of view, understand different lifestyles and customs, truly becorrae open minded: participate in a study abroad program! . PLAN AHEAD! Ap.plication Deadline; extended to Noyember 1. }991 Detailed infonnation about the study abroad opportunities is available at the office of International Programs aJod Sr~- '1 Sessions, 325 Hullihen Hall,, 451-2852. r' ...... • ~· -· 41'J 14 • THE REVIEW • October 8, 1991 Student Discounts Every .Day We wuh &t cut your hair. You dry it at our Hair Bar full of Nexus, Sebutian, itt~!Jf~P ' Vavoom and Paul Mitchell $14.00 women $11.00men s-ro ~ 111. ._ . ·COVER $5.00 HAIR AND NAIL WON Rn. TUESDAY- (302} ·~ - 722~ .'fh,e Rembran~ts 100 Ellc!on llood wjSpecial Guest TJ:iE SCOTTI MANN BAND ~ . OekMot• 19711 WEDNEsDAY·- Ladies Ni8ht w/ Please Specify Use of Holrbarl $ t .2s Bud family bottles The Fabulous Greaseband 49¢ Drinks for the ladies. ThLDU difference - we serve: • Premium d~ltc beer, noc a pale lmlcatlon • ICE COLD $1.00 16 oz. Cpors' Light Cans For Everybody bouled, noc canned beer • Mixed drinks In ~ noc In plascic cups. - Always ac che ------r besc prices, wlch FriendlY service. THURSDAY.:... Mug Night :< w/TheLolt I i l ~ ! I UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA SCHOOL OF NURSING Graduate Education Day Friday, November 1, 1991 Learn about the Master of Science in Nursing & Doctor of Philosophy Programs. A ELl • Adult Health and Illness • Occupauonal Heallh Nursing Advanced Practice Spectahst • Perinatal Nursing Cnttcal Care Neonatal Nurse Practitioner Oncology • Pnmary Care • Gerontologtcal Nurse Cltnlctan Young Famil y • Health Care of Women Mature Family • Nursmg Admmtstrat ton • Psychiatric Mental Health Nursing ~niersifuof ~elaftinre (School of Nursrng and Adult the Wharton School) Child and Family • Nursing of Chtldren Chrome Mentally Disabled Pedratnc Cntrcal Care Geropsychiatric Nursing • Nurse Mtdwtlery • Doctor of Phrlosophy Program a.1nngrafulafinns ~:elfa Jl:e~Bt a.1Iass BSN/MSN Direct Entry Option Risa Behmoiram Wendy Cutler Andrea Harvey Amy Lepore JodyWeber Exciting program oflering s1multaneous admission to BSN and MSN programs. Christine Bisagna Deanna Daller Bridget Hay Maria-Elena Macolino Carrie Will Eligible students: associate degree RNs. hospital diploma RNs, and students Stacey Himes Kara Murphy Jennifer Windsor holding a bachelor's degree in a field other than nursing. Jennifer Bonney Jennifer Dudley Amy Cardinal Kathryn Engle Kimberly Hogan Siana Newman Jennifer Winters Be a leader in Nursing. Amanda Charles Robin Famosa Claire Horn Margaret Rielly Christina Zampitella Earn a graduate degree at Penn. Kristin Collins Cara Garton Kathi Hutchinson Keista Ringland Christine Coverdale Jessica Gleim Karin Kaplan Amanda Smit~ Reservations required - 215-898-3301 Lynn Curran Kimberly Hamill Aimee Kemp Jessica Staples Jenna Curry Jocelyn Hansell Sima Kravitz Renee Valla ' ~) . ·w·~ · I 11 1' ... ,L STUDY ABROAD .. '' WINTER SESSION 1992 1 t:,~ f -~A-~ January 6 • February 8 "This trip was an excellent erperitnce for ~rn •It hils been my most rewarding erperit'na since "1 found the trip to be 11 very ri!WIIrding and "The excursions 11nd ~Iii trips wtrt tltt ing aforeign CJ.!lture and gaining an appreciation coming to Delaware. Being .Wle to see fift~n valuable experience. 1 would recommend it to most valwable 1151¥ds of the P,ogr11m. They for the things talcen for granted in AmeriCII. •• plays in London was 11 terrific experiertce thllt I anyone! 1 was also glad we went to .Scotland. It ~our11ged us to open our urs liPid eyes 11nd never would have had b11ck 111 U of D. • gave one 11 good brellk fom London: it was 11 .)n-~t~stereotypes . l~nretlGermtmcon- welcome dum~ in scenery. The school obsem~ . .verSiltio11 by being in 11 Germ~~n 11tmospllen, tions were interesting liPid very worthwhile. • trying to spetlk with the 1111tines 11rui by relld 11rrd 11nd England/ Manchester &c Wales ing relevant interuting 11rlides England I London texts. • Mechanical Engineering Honors and Geography MFCH 467- OrisJna ofJlnalnHrinS Ol GOOG tO'l-Humlft Goopaph)' (3) Italy I Rome & Greece I Athens GOOG 266-Spodal Pl"altlom (I) Directors: Dr. Herbert B. Kingsbury Art History and Foreign Languages and Ut. Director: Dr. P. Rees A.Rlli 209.(;,..k aftd Romln Art Ol Spain I Granada ' "i FU.T 322-Ciaoe!W Lloroturoln Tran!lotlon OJ Foreign lAnguages and Uterai\Ues -Mexico I Yucatan Directors: Dr. j . S. Crawford and Dr. A. R. SPAN I~Sponloh D ·lilenwfttuy /lallrmldllta 141 Ettgland I, Sheffield, Portsmouth, London 'SPAN 107-Sponloh W-JJIII...... SIIta (4) Foreign Languages and Uteratures and Scolt SPANa-QaltunThll>llp~ (J) Nursing Science Political Sdence SPAN:JI».Conn• ...... l)'lpllai(J) NURS til-Cultural Otvonl1y In Nurolns: A Olnlcal c... roe()) SPANIDS-5polllllll-lile1Nftwy (4) Germany I Bayreuth Directors! Ms. A. Vldtla and Ms. B. Wuw Directors: Dr. P. Beeman and Dr. L. Bucher SPAN 167-w-..tlal Spoftllh (I} SPAN Zl7-Co!ll ...... ry lAtin America (l) Foreign Languages and Uteratures POSC 311-PoUiicl of O.Wioplna Nott011o 01 GERM tor..Gomwn D ·Eio~ntuy/lntoi1Ndlalo(4l AR1H 367-I'IM:alunt.n Art and AKIUI~~ct~~reOl CERM 107-Germon m- IntollN Sloppy Hens fa11 1.to UNH, 45-28 ,. 8 Turnovers Bourassa's . gaters lead to first big day does o~tdrew season setback in Delaware By Dan B. Levine Super Bowl Sporn Ediror By Jeff Pearlman Assisranc Sporrs Ediror With their 4 -0 start this season, Imagine watching two high the fifth-ranked Delaware football After the Hens' 45-28 loss to the profile, Top 20 football team had taken advantage of their University of New Hampshire programs go head to head in opponents' mistakes. Saturday, Delaware coach Harold your own backyard On Homecoming Saturday R. "Tubby" Raymond was quick to It actually happened this against 20th-ranked University of point to turnovers and a tough weekend when the University of New Hampshire, the Hens turned Wildcat defense as reasons for the New Hampshire squared off into gracious hosts and committed defeat. against our beloved Fightin' eight turnovers in a 45-28 loss But one name accurately sums Blue Hens at Delaware Stadium. before a sold-out crowd of 23,390 up the frustration felt by the Hens. People lined up for what in Delaware Stadium. Barry Bourassa. seemed like miles to get tickets "We turned the ball over too The 5-foot, 7-inch, 165 pound for this impending collision many times to be competitive," junior tailback from North between these Top 20 teams. said Delaware coach Harold R. Weymouth, Mass. cut, sliced and I even heard it was sold ouL "Tubby" Raymond. diced through the Delaware defense I figured our school has great The Wildcats cashed in on three for 341 total yards, including 173 spirit for its football team. Hens' mistakes for 17 points, on the ground'and a 95 yard kickoff And when I got to the game including a 33-yard touchdown run return for a touchdown. on Saturday, more peop~ were by tailback Barry Bourassa with "He played very well, no tailgating than fans at the 'Super three minutes and 11 seconds left question," Raymond said. "I think Bowl. in the first half, which gave New they used him cleverly. When they When I arrived, the lines Hampshire a commanding 17-7 got to the point where they were ; cars parked all over the grass lead. throwing the ball well, they just stretched out over the horizon, "Delaware helped us out today," popped him in. He's a fine football • starting from the farms near the said Wildcats' coach Bill Bowes. player." ~ Fieldhouse and extending down "If you have eight turnovers it's After a first quarter where tbe : toward the southeast comer of going to be tough to win." Hens held Bourassa to 1 1 yards ~ the stadium. Bourassa led the Wildcats rushing, it appeared the Wildcats· t,. I was in complete and utter ffense wilh 341 all-purpose yards would rely on the passing of ., amazement. and two other touchdowns, quarterback' Matt Griffin. Such was : My friend and I wandered includin a 95-yard kickoff return not the case. • aimlessly like nomads, at 3: 16 in e third quarter. With ten minutes and twenty one ~ searching through the desert of "It's alwa good to run back a seconds left in the second quarter, : cars for friends, which was not kickoff," said urassa. "It kind of . Maximillian Gretsch Bourassa showed signs of life, : hard if you consider the amount got the crowd an the team) out of Delaware junior quarterback Bill Vergantino (left) releases a pass as he is hit by New Hampshire running right for a 23 yard gain of tailgaters that day. it. It was a momentu breaker." defensive lineman Geoff Aleva. The Wildcats defeated the Hens 45·28 on Homecoming Saturday. After several more medium . . Then it was game time and In the first quarte Delaware yardage pickups, Bourassa · .; people rushed to the turnstiles to e)(p)oded for a 33-yard touchdown · erased a 3-0 deficit junior overall, 2-1 Yankee Conference) "All week we practiced got all the right breaks." scamper. ' see Delaware in action. ' halfback Anthony· Ventresc 's 87- offense went into high gear and containing [Del·aware junior HENS SCRATCHINGS - ;.. We got our seats, but as the " He was the fastest guy I have yard kickoff return for built a 24-7 halftime advantage. quarterback Bill) Vergantino and I Ventresca 's kickoff return for a game progressed I noticed a ever played against," said Delaware C touchdown. · · "It seemed like both teams got a think it worked out well today," touchdown was Delaware's first lack of people in the stands. linebacker Tim Irvine. "He has t Later in the quarter, the Hens little tired, but our guys really dug said Sabb, who had one since Lou Mariani did it in 1978 )'! There were masses of people incredible speed. We all thought (4-1 overall, 2-1 Yankee deep and pulled it out," said New interception and forced a fumble. against Colgate. The last time a .- still outside eating and drinking. that we were prepared, but things C()nference) blew an opportunity Hampshire quarterback Matt In the second half, the Hens Hens' opponent ran back a kickoff I started to lose faith in the didn' t go our way." ~ to go up 14-3 when sophomore Griffin. launched a comeback, twice for a touchdown was in 1977. ·~ spirit of the Hens' students. Was By halftime, the Ali-ECAC, All split end Keita Malloy fumbled on The Wildcats eight-man narrowing the gap to ten points, S aturday·'s sellout crowd was the ;.. their only purpose to come to New England and All-Yankee the New Hampshire 2-yard line. defensive line, led by lineman but were done in by turnovers and 11th largest ever at Delaware ~ !he stadium and drink? · Conference rusher, who sat out last The swing in- momentum Dwayne Sabb and Geoff Aleva, the efforts of Bourassa. Stadium. The Hens travel to ~ , How fair was it to those year's game against the Hens . became apparent in the second limited Delaware's vaunted "They did a great job coming Boston University to play the people' who actualiy wanted to ~ · quarter when the Wildcats (4-1 offense to I 10 first-half yards. back," said Griffi!'l. "But we just Terriers Saturday. see BOURASSA page 16 r 1 see the game but couldn't, ;: because certain tailgaters bought •: tickets and never used them? I understand that tailgating is ~ a way of supporting your school Tennis' Ferguson reaches milestone : by showing up and celebrating : Delaware football. But some take it the wrong By jason Sean Garber Even though it took 12 years, important. I'm a team player," Mary Wolfenden and Julia Kratzer • way, viewing it as another Assistant Sports Editor women's tennis coach B.J. Ferguson Ferguson said. "It's a nice accolade and Gina Morro and Diana Bishop : chance to get drunk. The mighty hunter, bold and just eliminated her IOOth victim last for myself, but I'm not the one who all were victorious. .. For example, what about strong, stalks her prey- an Tuesday against Drexel University. is playing on the court. She mentioned her East Coast • those freshmen and sophomores unsuspecting bison, hawk, wildcat However, Ferguson does not take "We have earned respect in the Conference championships in tennis: : who drink all game long? Is this or terrapin. the honor for her milestone alone. conferences. We have put tough in 1987 and 1988 and softball in'' : what they lhink tailgating is all Slowly, she drifts her way Instead, she credits her teams for the teams on the courts and fields and I 1984 as highlights of her coaching' ~ about? through the thick jungle, slashing past 12 years. take pride in that." career which began 11 years ago. :. Perhaps the biggest disgrace away at vines and tree branches with "The 12 teams all contributed. It After Saturday's 7-2 win against "I came to Delaware in 1980. I , : I saw occurred as my friends her weapon. couldn't have been done without St. Joseph's University, Ferguson's had just turned 23. It was a real' : and I were driving home from Delaware tennis coach B.J. She approaches her prey. With them," said Ferguson, who also career win total, including her 182 challenge for me," Ferguson said. doubles as the Hens' softball coach. : lhegame. picked up her 100th ··her weapon ready, she eliminates in softball is now 283. "Most of my players were close to , ferguson "I don't keep stats. I want the The doubles teams paced by Tara We saw some guy staggering victims one by one. ' and tripping all along his c.veer victory lut Tuesday. kids to do well and learn, that's Finnegan and Katherine Ad ams, see FERGUSON page 16 : : ; journey home. He had no shirt : on. His shorts were falling down • so half of his ass was hanging : out. He was so drunk he almost ~ got hit by a car. : This type of behavior • destroys the entire tailgating : purpose. Upset special : 'Too bad students feel other .. Delaware sports do not merit ~ this type of attention. ~ Last year during baseball Field hockey defeats No. 16 Boston University 2-0, behind Mulqueen and Moore goals : season, Delaware had a Top 25 t team. But they never received ~ enough suppon. ~ Women's tennis had some By Dan B. Levine went in," she said. Spotts Editor ll- fl great teams in the pasL Though Later in the half, Delaware struck again. Substitute ; they may not win the conference· Despite the presence of dark clouds, symbolizing forward Bethann Moore made her presence felt in a the Delaware field hockey team's slow stan, the Hens big way when she rebounded freshman Sue ~ championship this year, the left side. You can't really think in that kind of situation. You see the Bourassa hole, you've got to kind of just do NEW HAMPSHIRE 45, DELAWARE 28 it, " he said. continued from page 15 Bowes felt the return just did it to the Hens' comeback hopes. New Hampshire 3 21 7 14 45 " When they scored in the second Delaware 7 0 14 7 28 because of injury, had piled up 96 half, it seemed like the momentum yards on the ground. was going to shift," Bowes said. Bourassa praised his team mates "The n all of a sudden w e just UNH- Hjelte 27-yard field goal for much of his success. re turne d the kickoff. That put the UD-Ventresca 87-yard kickoff return (Drozic kick) "Anytime I do good, I have to momentum back on our side." UNH- Perry 9-yard pass from Griffin (Hjelte kick) give creidt to the offensive line, my Bourassa said the timing of the UNH- Bourassa 32-yard run (Hjelte kick) rece ivers down field and my return was essential. fullback," he said. UNH-Gamble 23-yard pass from Griffin (Hjelte kick) " The y came out and scored a UD- Vergantino 13-yard run (Drozic kick) "The offe n s ive line made the touchdown and felt they had the holes and 1 put them to use. " momentum," he said. "It's always UNH- Bourassa 95-yard kickoff return (Hjelte kick) The second half revealed Barry good to run back a kickoff to get the UD- Malloy 8-yard pass from Vergantino (Drozic kick) Bourassa, nuclear weapon. c,rowd out of it. It's a kind of UNH- Bourassa 34-yard run (Hjelte kick) After De laware scored on the momentum breaker." opening drive of the second half to UD- Lazarski 4-yard run (Drozic kick) Even after the return, Delaware UNH-Green 2-yard run (Hjelte kick) cut New Hampshire's lead to 24-14, came back to score at the end of the Bourassa pre vente d a momentum third quarter, cutting the lead to 31 - T: 2:58 A: 23,390 switch by producing what Wildcat 21. head coach Bill Bowes called " the Once again, enter Bourassa. Delaware New Hampshire big play of the game." On the third play of the fourth Hens' kicker Steve Leo launched First Downs 15 18 quarter, Bourassa took the handoff Yards Rushing 137 206 the ensue ing kic koff to the New from backup s ignal caller Rich 138 Hampshire fi ve yard line, where Green and bo lted 34 yards for the Yards Passing 208 Bourassa and a teammate were set Total Yards 275 414 Wildcats score. t to make the return. "It was a sweep to the left, and I Comp.-Att.-lnt. 10-27-3 18-37-2 ·' " I called the ba ll and when I jus t c ut back," Bourassa said. Punts-avg. 6-41 .3 8-32.9 caught it he was right ne xt to me .. " Everyone was going left, I just cut Fumbles-lost 5-S 1-1 . because I don 't think he heard me," it right. That helped me break it." Bourassa said. " I was suppossed to It also broke the Hens, who never Penal ties-Yards 7-35 12-124 :: hand it to him, but we were right got closer than ten points for the Time of Possession 23:2 7 36:33 Leslie D. Barbaro next to each other. rest of the game. Wildcats tailback Barry Bourassa scores one of his touchdowns. "So I just toolc it and went to the Soccer falls to Vermont Ferguson continued from page 15 By Bradley A Huebner on goal, none of which merited a save. Assistant Sports Ed;ror This is not surprising considering me in age. " Losin g is a disease," said the the He ns strate gy was to play " In softball that year, with a ne~ psychiatrist in the film "The Natural." defensive. group of freshmen and me as a nell( ;· ~ The Delaware men's soccer team "We're not tactically good enough coach, I set a goal of four years to !· (2-8 overall , 0-3 in the North Atlantic to play straight up with them," Kline take th is team to the conference ··;. Conference) must feel terminally ill, or said. "Our game plan is to defend in championship, and we did it." -. jinxed, after losing their third straight numbers and try to create some Another of Ferguson ·~ · ~ : NAC battle, all by the same 2-1 score. breakaways." achievements is her promotion this> : Sunday 's overtime defe at to the The game was scoreless at the half, ye ar to ass istant professor in the_ · University of Vermont Catamounts (5- but that changed at 69 :26 of the College of Physical Education. 3-1 overall) was all too familiar. second half when Bourque assisted on She adds , "I'll stay in coaching as Once again the Hens watched their forward Jesse Cormier's goal. long as 1 enjoy it, as long as it's a inspired effort turn sour by a late Four minutes later the Hens got the challenge." : · ~ heart-breaking goal. breakaway Kl ine was waiting for and Conce rning her current tennis " Hanging in there does not matter tied the game at one. te am, Ferguson said , "I think we are-, when you lose," said junior defender Junior forward John Sellers took a on the right track. This season we • Mitch Helfman. " I'm proud of the pass, sprinted towards the net and fired can still finish at .500, but we have a • team's effort, but it is unfortunate." his shot. It was blocked, but he scored young team. The loss came with one minute and when it came right back to him. " But what has destroyed us this forty one seconds left to play in the "1 would have been happier if we year are injuries , especially to • second overtime. won," Sellers said, "but we' ve only Kathe rine Adams and Mary " We were unlucky we couldn 't been blown out one game all year (6-0 Wolfenden." have held on for one minute and forty versus James Madi son)." Ferguson, a Springfield College one seconds," Delaware coach Loren The goal was Sellers' sixth this (Mass.) graduate, has been involved • Kline sa id. " A tie against a team like year, all in the last five games. "All 1 in sports since junior high school at • Vermont would have been nice." kept hearing from the other learns that Upper Merion Junior High School, in : The winning goal came when sill beat Delaware (by the narro'w 2-1 U pper Merion, Pa. foot-four-inch forward Jim Bourne margin) was that they had an orr day," She said she played many spons • leaped above lhe defense and headed a Vermont coach Ron McEachen said. a t Upper Merion, but eventually : pass from midfielder Kyle Bourque "But that's not the case. Delaware's a moved to Winter Park, Fla. imo the net. big, strong, physicall y ta lented team." " lt was awkward there. I went • The goal compl eted a game-long The Hens look to cure their blues from a very competitive school to a assauh on Hens goalkeeper Mark tomorrow in a non-conference game school that had only girls swimming Puican. He had eight saves. against the University of Maryland Ma>cimillian Gretsch and te nnis, so I played both," Delaware's offense totaled six shoLS Baltimore County at 3:30. Cheyney Meadows goes airborne for a head ball during Delaware's 2·1 loss to the Catamounts. Ferguson said. To keep with sports, Ferguson • played volleyball and softball in_.: TRIVIA ANSWERS ON DECK college. : She continued with tennis over the • 1. Howard Cosell, Don Meredith and Kei th jackson were the original TODAY: Wo~~ n's Tennis: vs. University of Maryland-Baltimore County, 3 p.m. s umme rs, teaching children and : announcers for Monday Night Football. playing for fun, but not. ~ 2. The New York Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals were the last teams to Field Hockey: fJ S. Princeton University, 3:30p.m. compe ti tively because she was play to a tie on Monday Night Footbal l. at Bucknell University, 7:15p.m. burned again. 3. 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