BEAM the OCCASIONAL UNOFFICIAL JOURNAL of the UNUSUAL SUSPECTS ISSUE #13 : APRIL 2018 May Tucker’S Ghost Be Smiling Upon Us
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2 BEAM THE OCCASIONAL UNOFFICIAL JOURNAL OF THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS ISSUE #13 : APRIL 2018 May Tucker’s Ghost be Smiling Upon Us THE BITCH IS BACK Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact. I had other plans for this editorial, this issue, and my part in it. Nic and I were hoping to get this ish out before Easter, and Follycon, so I could encourage people to vote for Johan Anglemark for TAFF, and Nic could root equally ardently for No Preference. Happily, y’all took my advice without my having to bother to give it. Well done you. Hell, I was hoping to finish at least one more chapter of my own TAFF “A bit too early for trip report before Follycon, because hey, coffee. I’ll have a twenty years to write your trip report, That’s Not Too Many! Yes, it’s been twenty Scotch” years since Intuition happened in This issue of BEAM is edited by Nic Farey and Ulrika O’Brien. 3342 Cape Cod Drive, Las Vegas, NV 89122, USA, email : [email protected] 418 Hazel Avenue N., Kent, WA 98030, USA, email : [email protected] 2 Manchester. Twenty years since they declared Scott and carl, who share Randy’s taste for fizzy peace in Northern Ireland. In some ways, it vinegar. I’m especially sorry to miss a chance to seems like an eyeblink. hang with the Fishlifters, which is all too rare a But life, as they say, is what happens while you’re treat. And of course I’ll miss all you other fine busy making other plans. In this case, life folks attending as well. Next year in Jerusalem. happened. Which is a hell of a lot better than Meanwhile I will press on with the business of death. And for a while there, that was a concern ignoring the medical elephant in the room by a Since the last issue of BEAM, Hal had some new strict regimen of denial and distraction. I have and exciting health bobbles, punctuated by been re-reading a lot of Georgette Heyer, have multiple trips to urgent care and an ongoing caught up on all of the Midsomer Murders; plowed series of monitoring appointments, a procedure right through two seasons of Agent Carter, and one which had to be abandoned in light of new of Legion. I see the second season of Handmaid’s information, and all that plus the associated stress Tale is available now, but I’m not sure I can face have kept me distracted, nearly immobilized, and that much concatenated dire and grim. Had to periodically terrified for the past three months or give up on the new Lost in Space, which was also so. But for now, death seems to be off the table. dire. And grim. Though not in quite the same As much as it ever is. We pin our hopes on a way. I must find something new to watch. Like I second try at the procedure, plus new meds, say, I have a strict regimen. That and the setting things right. The second attempt is constant art practice keep me pasted together. scheduled for the Thursday before Corflu. But we’re muddling along, my love and I, as are Which is Why This Zine Is Late. Also, part of the assorted dogs and cats of the household. Why I Am Not At Corflu. Why, there’s one of them banging on the front I hope folks manage to have some fun at Corflu door now, wanting in. Excuse me for a moment. anyway. Luckily, fanzine fans are good at making their own fun. Particularly lucky, if Catherine and Colin wind up running the actual convention Ulrika O’Brien in the same energetic, proactive style they Member fwa and Unusual Suspect brought to pre-con work, generally doing nothing Kent, WA for long enough that someone else gets exasperated and volunteers to take care of it. I myself have been giving serious thought to writing and mailing of progress reports for them. I’m sure it won’t matter if the first comes out a month or two after the convention. We’ve waited this long, after all. I suppose it was silly to expect the organizers of a fanzine convention to put out any publications. Or, I don’t know, reach out to fanzine fans who aren’t already on Facebook. I’m sure there aren’t many of those anyway. I’ll be sad to miss the Memorial Bheer Tasting Geri Sullivan is organizing (so hey, at least one program item!) in Randy Byers’ memory. That should be a fine thing. We’ll raise a glass and think of him, and absent friends, even over here on this coast. But I’m not drinking any of that sour Belgian swill, even for Randy. I leave that to 3 LOVE LIES BLEEDING I can’t remember the first TAFF race I voted in. It might have been long, long ago, it might actually not, but over the years it’s become one of the fannish institutions I get very animated and engaged about. I remember very well (no doubt to the surprise of those aware of my usual alcoholic intake) the campaign I first got involved in, for my bruv Martin Tudor. Dee Ann and I attended the Novacon where his campaign got into full swing (she’d been cleared to travel after possibly the most useless mutant ability ever, but it her cancer diagnosis was back in place after a shortish interval. Of and subsequent chemo being short, obviously. & radiation therapy), and I’d talked about Dee Ann’s plan at the haircut was, after I’d been offering myself up for a rendered mostly bald, was to yank off her wig and fundraising haircut to yell “Snap!” (she hadn’t regrown much after the occur on the typically chemo at that point), but in the end bottled it. Or drunken Sunday night. she was too busy taking the photos, possibly. I’d had long hair, occasionally ponytailed for years We made a fair bit of dosh from the stunt, which by then, and was getting a bit tired of its high- of course was well needed since Abi Frost had maintenance requirements, and also thinking stole the chickens, a fact not generally known at generally that this level of hair care implied a the time, though I always suspected that some vanity that I didn’t really have. word had got out, since people were being Scissors and electric clippers were acquired, and ridiculously generous, it seemed. Martin rallied the troops with what seemed to be That’s what really started out my deeper interest an evil joy. Sat with drink and inevitable cig in and involvement in the Fund, and I went as far as hand, we were charging a fiver or so for the to be as nominator for Tobes’ first go, which he opportunity to have a minute of shearing time, a lost, and so he sensibly asked others for his second proposition taken up with great alacrity by many, and winning attempt. including a contributor to the World’s Finest There’s been plenty of tosh talked about Fanzine you are currently perusing (pictured above candidates, and as Ulrika pointed out in a loccol right). reply lastish, this isn’t a particularly recent Having been comprehensively de-coiffed and had development, Pete Weston having had doubts the legend ‘TUDOR FOR TAFF’ shaved into the about her own candidacy, which happily back of my head, Rog Peyton in typical stentorian evaporated upon meeting. It seems perennial, fashion opined “I’ve always ‘ated that bloody though. Lloyd Penney got told he was the “wrong mustache!” I naturally riposted that if he wanted it sort”, giving rise to some discussion in the loccol of rid of, he should open his fuckin’ wallet, then, This Here..., and while Lloyd would never reveal which he did, and so the deed was done, although who admonished him so, in the light of I regrew it immediately - well, not immediately with 4 subsequent developments I have my suspicions, list of nominators as a guide to whom I might given the unwelcome denigration of other prefer, based on their judgement. candidates that’s occurred since. Sometimes that’s a relatively easy call, but in the Positive spin on this would be that the Fund current race, the nominators named above, plus remains an engaging subject in the Faniverse, even Ulrika, all of whose opinions I highly respect, are as it can show divides, yet still, after more than 60 split between the candidates. I’ve looked at the years shows no sign of demise. other nominators, several of whom are also long- We’d planned to get thish out sufficiently before standing friends and fannish colleagues, and the voting deadline to perhaps exert some perhaps equally split. No help there. I’ve looked at influence and to present material on behalf of the nominator names who I may distrust or dislike and contenders. A bit of Real Life intervened to kibosh consider a down mark. I will say there is (only) that, but our thanks to Lucy Huntzinger and one, and teasingly leave you to guess. Tracy Benton who sent in advocacy pieces for I voted “No Preference”, thereby continuing to their preferred candidates, now moot. support the Fund, and we’ll be looking forward to I doubt I’m alone in looking at a given TAFF race the deserved winner’s visit. and not knowing well, or at all, some or all of the candidates, which is definitely the case this go- Nic Farey round.