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(DsdieataL to Sixth* JJU&L £ J, fanning fflre Stmi-Wttkfy fSsanrnxs •» • 'Texas' Outstanding Semi-Weekly College Newspaper' yOI* XXI SOUTHERN METHODIST UNIVERSITY, DALLAS, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25, 1936 NO. a RUTCHFIELD PRESIDENTIAL RACE osephine Morgan Announces For Secretary b-Councilors To Crutchf ield and Heads Drive For Council Student Insight Council Member 9 mm Into Religion Is Dickson Defeat ^ W$M Opposes Sprague Vie For Position Florida Debaters Gilkey's Keynote For President ising her campaign on former Blowing the lid off the political For Secretary M. U. Team Out-Argues Opening Address of Chicago's *rience as a council member, s. Dean "How We Come to pot, Finis Crutchfield, debate kephinc Morgan enters the Visitors Over Supreme ;lllliPlfSfP Court Question Know College" champion and council member, ends Hitical race for secretary of the speculation as to a possible second judent Council, opposing Ruth The activities of Religious Em­ candidate with his announcement levey, co-council worker. Murray Dickson and Finis phasis week hit their full stride *Jo" was recently elected by the Crutchfield won the judges' deci­ Monday at 11:30 a. m. in chapel to for president of the student »dent Council as secretary to the sion by a' two to one vote in their with the introduction of Dr. association, also announced for by «1 committee on the N. S. F. A. debate with the University of Flo­ Charles W. Gilkey, religious leader John Sprague last week. Egress to be held in Dallas next rida Monday night in Arden hall. of the week, by President Selecman Crutchfield, being a member of They supported the question, "Re­ to the student body. Dr. Gilkey, Being president of Sigma Kappa solved, that Congress should have author, traveler, dean of the Uni­ the student council, has experience the power, by a two-thirds major­ L0rity, she was appointed as dele­ versity of Chicago, delivered his in the work of that organisation te to the Sigma Kappa interna- ity vote, to over-ride decisions of first address to a student audience as well as serving on the judiciary Inal convention to be held in the Supreme Court declaring acts intermingled with a large group of court and the judiciary council of Congress unconstitutional." town and out-of-town visitors. Ibrado near Denver at the end of composed of court members and a Bob Barton, St. Petersburg, Fla., Jimmy Collins Evelyn Melton > summer. In introducing the audience to faculty committee. Iln addition to being a former and J. B. Patterson, Miami, Fla., the subject of his first lecture, fctunda beauty, she makes honor were the debaters for Florida. They "How We Come To Know College," He is a "36 Southwest Conference grades in her major subject, are on an extensive southwestern James Coiiins To Melton Throws Dr. Gilkey presented what he term­ champion in debate, being a mem­ kglish. She is a member of Psi tour, during which they will de­ ed the main question of the week, ber of this year's S. M. U. team i\, psychology fraternity, and the bate eleven schools. "Is there any inconspicuous stu­ which won the title over com­ dent door to an insight into re­ , W. C. A. Judges for the debate were: Paul Head Campaign Hat In Ring petitors from other universities of (After coming to S. M. U. from McCarroll, Dr. C. O. Patterson and ligion?" In explaining this question the Southwest He belongs to Tau Ighland Park high school, Jose- Inniss B. Hill, all of Dallas. the speaker told of the two student Finis Crutchfield Leads Campus Group To Aid Delta Gamma Prexy Files In­ doors to the famous University of Kappa Alpha, honorary debate ^ine was elected secretary of the S. M. U. will have its fourth tention to Run ! freshman class and later treas- Josephine Morgan Money Drive Chicago chapel, which he said rep- fraternity. home debate Wednesday when two sented outstanding student achieve­ *r of her '34 class. squads meet the University of James Collins, president of Phi Asking for the first seat at the As pre-theolog, he is majoring in iRegarding her policy, if elected, ment. These two doors, he explain­ Language Group Redlands, California. Leita Reeder Delta Theta and Men's Pan-Hel- student council table, Evelyn Mel- ed, are inconspicuous enough, but languages and is an active member le says: "As secretary of the and Louise Williams, Murray Dick­ lenic, will head the student commit­ ton throws her hat in the political they lead a straight path to the of religious organizations, being buncil I would carry out the de- son and Finis Crutchfield will de­ Installs Brother Seniors Promise tee of the $1,000,000 campaign for ring, filing her intention to run for rostrum. These doors he compared secretary of the Y. M. C. A. a |!ed duties of this office to the bate the visitors in Arden hall, the S. M. U., Bob Naylor, president of student council member from the to a door in life, which, though Bt of my ability and would lend girls at 7 p. m., and the boys at Students' association, announced school of arts and sciences. small, may give one an insight to member of the Student Council of influence in the council to Spanish Honorary Unusual Docility 8 p. m. Monday. As president of Delta Gamma, true religion. Religious Activities, serving on the lorthy projects tending toward an Brenda Batchelor and Norma This campaign, launched in an social sorority, she has been elect­ Religious Emphasis week com­ Jthusiastic, progressive, and dem- "This student door," said Dr. Members and alumni of the Al­ Wilson will represent Redlands in effort to raise money for the uni­ ed the official delegate to the Delta mittee. atic calendar of student activi- Gilkey, "I do not claim will lead to pha Zeta Pi, national romance lan­ For Pikers' Day the girls' division. Both girls are versity, will be formally opened Gamma national convention to be a shorter path to understanding re­ guage fraternity, installed a chap­ Crutchfield, who graduated from juniors, and active in all debating Monday, April 27, with a parade in held at Lake Placid, New York, in ligion, but will open a door, nev ter of Sigma Delta Pi, honorary the Wichita Falls high school, is a Traditional Barn-Storming of and dramatic undertakings in their the business center of Dallas. June. ertheless." Spanish fraternity, Tuesday even­ Kappa Alpha and Economics club awyers Contest Theatre To Be Arranged school. The boys' team from Red- The plans include an enormous Evelyn transferred to S. M. U. In concluding his lecture Dr. Gl- ing. member. He served as president of Case Concerning by Committee lands wll consist of Fred Drexler parade which will contain floats from T. C. U. where she attended key summarized, "A life of sharing Seventeen members installed the the '34 freshman class and was Marriage Laws and Weston Mcintosh, both seniors, by numerous organizations on the for a year. Her home is in Fort experiences is the student door to chapter with the assistance of John elected a '34 Cycen Fjodr serf. Pikers' Day plans are rapidly and prominent in debating activ­ campus, representatives of each of Worth and she went to Central religion." A. Cook of the Spanish department In announcing his candidacy, he formulating with what appears to ities. the 21 classes which have gradu­ High school. She was a regular During his stay, Dr. Gilkey's and sponsor of Alpha Zeta Pi, Mrs makes this statement: "Since being J Law School Case club contest- ated from S. M. U, bands headed a member of the Student Council be the most sedate and organized honor roll member during her high books will be on sale in the foyer of Leona Holt, dean of women, and fcts will present final arguments by Tom Johnson's Mustang band, school days and was vice-president McFarlin Memorial auditorium. S. A. Myatt of the Spanish depart­ and serving on its committees, I Ipril 8, in one of the downtown April 1 ententainment in 13 years the Rose Bowl football team, town of the Penta club, honorary math Outstanding among his books is ment. feel that experience in this regard furtrooms. A member of the court of senior day history. Pageant Given people who followed S. M. U. to organization. "Jesus and Our Generation," and The charter members who in­ would qualify me for president of ' civil appeals will serve as judge. The usual procedure for this one California, and the S. M. U. stu­ She is an Alpha Rho Tau, art "Present-Day Dilemmas In Re­ stalled the chapter are: Estrella the student body. I favor a unified [Two clubs have been eliminated, day of the year, when graduating For Missionariesden t body in mass. fraternity, pledge and a member ligion", this one containing the Fernandez, Floella Field, Mary program of activities on the cam­ aving the Phillips and Cardozo students are allowed to cavort on Each organization will be called of the student council of religious Cole lectures recently delivered be­ Murphy, Florence Perkins, Aurora pus and am prompted by a desire Two boys have been selected the campus unrestrained, is to upon to cooperate with the commit­ activities. She participates in in­ fore Vanderbilt university. Rodriguez, Alma Gene Revis, Clara to carry on the liberal tradition of "Lift Up Thine Eyes," a pageant represent each, W. B. Browder crash a movie, but this year a com­ tee to make the drive a success. tramural athletics, playing basket­ Herman, Edna Vinson, Barney Mc- a progressive council. Problems of written by Virginia Garrett depict­ N Wiley Stuffelbeme, Phillips mittee has been appointed to fur­ Ruth Greeman and Charles Max ball and tennikoits. Grath, Evelyn Davis, Nan Pavy, student government should be ap­ tab; Harry Jones and Frank Ta- ing the development of the Meth­ nish transportation to, and nego­ Cole have been appointed vice- In outlining her platform, she Frankie Lou Couch, Marian Med- proached from an intelligent, un­ |m, Cardozo club. odist Women's Missionary council tiate with some downtown picture chairman. Miss Greeman, a Delta states: "My aims, if elected, would Junior Class To lock, Ann Rucker, and Mary Lou biased standpoint; thus I adhere to |Thc case involves conflicts in the show for admittance during the was presented by the department Gamma, is president of Women's Hughes. a democratic and impartial policy of public speaking in McFarlin include the following points: to larnage and inheritance laws of afternoon of the fun-frolic day. Pan-Hellenic. Cole, Delta Chi, is give thorough and impartial con­ Hold Banquet After the ceremony, a banquet in dealing with these problems." lississippi and Texas. Morris Kilgore is confering on the Memorial auditorium Monday night associate editor of the Rotunda. was held at the Mexico City Cafe in honor of the twenty-sixth annual sideration to all matters before show to be seen, while Ewart Others on the committee are attended by 26, among them the session of the Methodist Episcopal student council; to concentrate stu­ And Movie Party Watta is arranging the transpor­ Morris Keeton, Finis Crutchfield, Mexican Consul and his wife, Mr. church, South. dent activities on the campus; and tation. Charles Flanary, Hamilton Byer- to stimulate class activities which and Mrs. A. G. Dominguez, who The pageant was in twelve ly, Betty Bailey and Mary Boren. Bob Wilson is in charge of the will further a more desirable gen­ Johnnie Sprague, junior class were guests of honor. Five mem­ IhsdaSiq scenes, dealing with families and eral school spirit." president, announced that tickets bers and the sponsor, Dr. Brink- baseball game between faculty (Continued on Pag* S) members* and senior boys to be situations which have become al­ to the junior class banquet may be meier of the chapter at Baylor- played at 1 p. m. next Wednesday most legendary in the annals of secured free of charge Wednesday, Belton, were also present. before the trip downtown to a the growth and welfare of the 1936 Masculine Pulchritudes Cast Thursday and Friday in the foyer Aurora Rodriguez, president of OhchJudjL. show. Paul Ledbetter is head of Methodist church in the South. The of McFarlin. the organization, as toast mistress the committee to decide on some 89 players were directed by Miss The banquet will be held in the presented the speaker, Mr. Fran­ [Imagine BUB BLISS' chagrin Mary McCord, head of the depart­ Vote For Blonds In Theta Sig Poll cisco Millet, who spoke on the dif­ An orchid to Joe Rucker for a form of class entertainment, pos­ dining hall at Atkins hall Tuesday, one-line review of the pageant. |nen he found that the Theta Sigs sibly a picnic or steak-fry. ment. March 31, at 7 p. m. After a rather ferences between different sections fj not find him as beautiful as he And gentlemen again prefer beauty, said, "Oh, you know brains of Spain. Abel Moreno with the An orchid to Frances Falvey for A German band composed of An over-capacity audience re­ brief banquet program, Mr. Paul Iwks he is ... the same goes for blonds. Personally, we doubt if and beauty go together." accompainment of a Mexican or­ her leadership. graduating members of the school ceived the pageant in the spirit in Scott has arranged for the class to pECHT and LON TINKLE . . . GENTLEMEN ever preferred bru­ Keeton and Clements do not chestra sang songs in Spanish. An orchid to Director Mary Mc­ band, under the direction of Duvall which it was meant. It was hastily want their women to be ambitious. attend the Varsity theater. Cord for that extra something she ars were shed over RUPUS nettes, but anyhow, Theta Sig To become a member of the new Williams, will be featured on the prepared and rehearsed only a few Beauties are in favor of light Clements said he was selfish in Ruth I. Allen, secretary of the always gives. ING and BILLY MORGAN . . . organization, six hours above ele­ Pikers' day program at 11 a. m. times. It is a tribute to Miss Mc­ heads—but not peroxide. this area—that he wants his lady class, is in charge of arrangements [ACKY COLE'S outmoded politi- mentary in Spanish with a B av­ An orchid to Emily Anno Black Another musical number under Cord and the hard working cast to help him. and will invite the speaker of the methods are a bit quaint . . . Three of the six honored men erage and a B- average in other for her vigorous and actui lly in­ that the spirit of the pageant was Lloyd Bowles, also second time night. Jarrott Harkey, treasurer, J* eals are on to you, Macky . . . Ruby Elliott's direction is not yet definitely favored blonds, one fa­ courses, is necessary. teresting work in the Y. Vi. C. A. decided on. preserved. » vored brunettes, one in between, beauty, prefers his women to wear will be in charge of the tickets. WAH-HEAP DICKSON black- An orchid to Jed Mace :for re­ !led Charles Max Cole, Arden club Joe Rucker was in charge of the and one was non-committal. What blue, "make it sport3 clothes," he Emily Ann Black, vice-president, storing to the Arden club, tlirough C CAROL FRITZ from the Y. lighting, and Taylor Robinson as­ about the red-heads? said. has charge of announcements. Negro Singers To Be F' C. A. for fear she would set her member, is working on a melodra­ slavish devotion, it's old-time sembled the old-fashioned clothes Brains, the more the better, are Two of the men requested that The funds that make the enter­ [P for him . . . we don't think matic skit to be given on the Presented at McFarlin prominence. program. used in the production. preferred by a majority of the the fairer sex play the piano, two tainment possible came out of the An orchid to Dr. Floyd Ross for h would be interested, Murray chosen. Shelly Burt, second time class appropriations from the stu­ On Sunday, April 5, at 6 p. m., these Harry Highschools who The class will and prophecy is (Continued on Page 3) daring. Ditto for Charles Cullum. being compiled by a committee un­ dent activity fee. the Y. W. C. A. will present the An orchid to Mary Padgett for »lk out of chapel in the middle of Booker T. Washington high school iPfogram would make themselves der Leora Block including Jimmy Social Science Majors keeping Mortar Board a power to 88 Collins, Billy Bray and Felice Meet For Conference EDITOR'S NOTE glee club, The Ambassadors, in be reckoned with. l ^noxious by sleeping it off vesper services on the steps of if they only knew how silly Novich. Gambrell Returns An orchid to that unknown bunch Strange as it seems, the fair sex has designs on McFarlin auditorium. of rebels. My looked . . . JACK STROUD, The class elected Professor A. Thirteen M. A. candidates and From Eastern Tour |r instance . , . uggg, we wish he Q. Sartain, psychology teacher, as members of the social science fac­ taking charge of the old black art we call the press. On An orchid to Bob Naylor for Catalogs Exhausted, turning out to be not such a Boy ^ the THETA blight would goo its sponsor in a meeting last week. ulty met Tuesday, March 17, under this campus, despite everything, they have banded to­ Herbert P. Gambrell of the his­ Scout after all. coo in private ... it don't the direction of Walter T. Watson, gether into a women's newshound lodge, the name of tory department of S. M. U. has Postals Substituted An orchid to Harry Shuford for HIDDEN us none to be ever a secretary of graduate faculty of which is Theta Sigma Phi. They have chased out the NOTICE TO SENIORS returned from a month's inspection Current catalogs of S. M. U. are being a darn good sport. T.toess... ROCHELLE still main- the social science division. The editor, who wears pants, and are temporarily in com­ mand of the Semi-Weekly Campus. tour of the museums in the East. exhausted and post cards with an An orchid to Aurora Rodriguez j«a that she didn't go to MON- candidates working on thesis from Seniors who expect to gradu­ While on leave from S. M. U. he is airplane view of the campus are for work on the all school carnival. ^RREY that week-end, but we the seven social science depart­ If you like today's issue, compliments go to Theta ate in June should pay the ten ments, government, history, phil­ Sigma Phi. If you don't like it, don't blame me—it chairman of historical exhibits for being sent prospective students in­ An orchid to Mrs. B. for her tok she's the TYPE ... the way dollar diploma fee as soon as wasn't my idea. Thanking Theta Sig for the vacation, the Centennial. stead. loving cooperation with the dorm SIGMA KAPPA'S run the Y osophy, psychology, sociology, reli­ possible, and give their names gion and economics, reported on and thanking you for your patience, I remain, He visited the Henry Ford mu­ Rose. Bowl publicity is credited girls. causing comment among the as they wish them to appear on —ED. seum at Detroit, Mich., the mu­ with causing an unusual demand A room full of orchids to "Pop" Rher-ups . . . MUSSLEHEAD thesis problems, scope of thesis their diplomas. This should be and their findings to date, and their seums at Baltimore, Philadelphia, for catalogs since fall. New cata­ Henning, the grandest fellow on °uW elicit cracks from anybody P. S.—See you Saturday. paid at the cashier's office. plans for completing their work. New York City, and Rochester. logs will be out in the spring. the campus. (Continued ea Pag* I) THE 8EMI-WIKKLT GAMPU8 Wednesday March 26 A centennial estimate «• Ladies' Day Debate Teams to Twain by Dr. Ernest E U Semi-Weekly Camput Commerce Shack the English department vft. Men regard the feminine point of view in the spring issue of the WHAT'S UP?? No Work of Art Contest April 3 can College Quarterly. with contempt; so, as this is still a man's By OPAL SANDERS world, the feminine point of view seldom gets Admits Hauhart Eight debate teams entered in a chance to air itself. Sorter like a natural hobby with some people ... is this the Interscholastic league meet will Theta Sigma Phi, professional honorary matter of finding points of interest in a supposedly insig­ Dean W. F. Hauhart of the hold a debate contest at S. M. U. VARSIT Vswat «M S. Twin* It journalism fraternity for women, elbows the nificant happening in the daily news . . . For instance, can school of commerce was very much April 3 with members of the fac­ embarrassed when he received a hard-bitten male editorial staff out of office you picture headlines as follow on this campus "Dance Band ulty and varsity debating teams JheaiBA. EDITOR. LEORA BLOCK for one day, when it flaunts its feminine Lifted But Few Care To Attend Hop"—this was the story letter from F. H. Elwell, director of the school of commerce, Univer­ acting as judges, Dr. G. O. Clough, Tues.-Wed., March 24 J- ASSOCIATE EDITOR FELICE NOVICH that made the headlines at Baker university when the 78- point of view as much as ever it dares. To­ sity of Wisconsin, requesting a pic­ of the extension department, an­ Katherine Hepburn in Editorial Editor.™ Frances Hallam day is the day, and the feminine viewpoint is year dance ban was removed ,and for obvious reasons it made "SYLVIA SCARLETT?- a front page of a local paper, can you see the difference be­ ture of the S. M. U. school of Com­ nounced Tuesday. With Brian Aherne, Gary < Society and Sports Editor Leita Reeder flagrant. tween Baker university and S. M. U.? . . . Again we find a merce building. It read: "I would T rB , appreciate it very much indeed if Additional judges for declamation J" --* S- MttdJiTk, Personnel Editor. - Maud Wallace The chiefest of the Theta Sigs' delights is short rather unimportant story on* Return Engagement of you could send me a picture of your and debate contests to be held by the back page announcing Texas Alexandre Dumas' the selection of the boy beauties. It is said School of Commerce building. I the county interscholastic leaeue "COUNT OF MONTE CRKTY EDITORIAL STAFF „ , university's new fortune from oil B that these lucky chaps never live the honor want to show our administrative With Robert Young Nita Bogue, Patay Burgher, BiU Cloyd, Carolyn interests amounting to some 17 during the month will be furnished Craig, Lillian Cullum, Lenore Engler, Charles down. The Theta Sigs also indulge in alliter­ authorities the quarters that other Saturday, March 28, „„ million plus more than we can through the Dallas college as fol­ Flanary, AniU Forbes, Ponk Friend. Ken Good- ated head-lines, abominations of masculine ayioMQn schools of commerce and business "FRESHMAN LOvp count in royalties. But... S. M. U. lows: Prof. A. W. Foscue, Dr. Frank McHugh, Patricia EBjl son, Rosina Hughes, Marie Hanldns, Kerryn occupy and if possible I would like King, Durene Lee, Jeanne Lamar, Bob Lillard, editors. They slight the sports, embellish the makes page one, along with col- to include a picture of your quar­ Clough, and David Russell at Piano, Sunday-Monday, March Mj Garland HacChapman, Mattie Mae McMinn, Joe features, expand the society, color the poli­ lumnists' recognition and editorials, Messima, Nan Pavey, Wellington Abbey, Martha ters in my presentation." March 27; Prof. Mayne Longneck- Claudette Colbert, Fred tics. while still hunting for only one mil­ McMurray, Robert Youiiri, Stewart, Virginia Singleton, Harry J. Strief, Dean Hauhart refused to remit er at Rockwall, March 27; Dean Millard Story, Ann Dyer. lion dollars. "THE BRIDE COMES H0M In short, it's ladies' day on the press, and a picture of our school of com­ A. C. Zumbrunnen, T. S. McCorkle, Tues.-Wed., March 3l7 heaven help the printers! MELBA By CHARLENE FLANERY merce, and said that the present and Dr. A. A. Trexler at Kaufman, Bette Davis and Franchot' Jewel thieves, a front page re­ quarters is embarrassing to even March 28; Dr. J. L. Glanville, and —in— In a roadster the girls are so gay, think of. "DANGEROUS" In All Respects porter, a thrill-seeking girl, and a In a taxi they all can be jolly; Harry Bolton March 27 at Athens. Federal agent posing as a "bad But the girl worth while man" make up the adventure- The Student Council is an honorable and Is the one who can smile bustling elements of the Para­ When you are bringing her home Arden Alums Give upright body. Considering some of the Stu­ mount drama now at the Melba EDITORIALS in a trolly! theatre. dent Councils of days past, these words —L. A. J. C. 'Westward People' should carry a certain significance. This film is excitement-packed. Breaker Thrill follows thrill in a crescendo Almost all Student Councils are honorable of dangerous situations, resulting Gals who smoke and pet and drink, "Westward People," by John Wil­ and upright in some respects all of the from the threat of death at the All end up in hearses; liam Rogers, was presented by Ar­ Congress passes by an over-whelming ma­ time, in all respects some of the time, but hands of gangsters as they face But the gals who don't, end up the den club alumni members Tuesday jority a record-breaking peace-time army never in all respects all of the time. Perhaps Gertrude Michael and George Mur­ same, night at the Dallas Little Theatre supply bill of $611,362,604. It sounds rather it is too much to expect, but the present phy in their perilous romance. A Or else by writing verses. for the thirtieth annual conference more as if it were designed to break peace surprsing climax turns the tables Curses! f of the Texas society of the Daugh­ council could have a chance, in a fair way, —Stanford Daily. than a record. on the gang, along the border of ters of the American Revolution, to dissolve in June without a blot on its Mexico. meeting in Dallas this week. Fast on the heels of large House appropri­ escutcheon. Others in this exciting story are "What is electricity?" asked the The play is a story of Mary Aus­ ations came increasingly large Senate appro­ In the past the wise guys have kept in­ Roscoe Karns, Akim Tamiroff, professor. tin Holley's first visit to Texas, priations, and the Senate is considered the Samuel S. Hinds, Sidney Blackmer, "Why, I have forgotten," alibied and concerns the lives of early Tex- formed as to which lodges voted true to com­ ans. The "Brazos Boat Song," conservative body. This conservative body bine promises through council members, who and Dean Jagger. the girl student. "What a pity," the professor la­ written by David Guion and Mr. added $66,000,000 to the approved House tabulate the election returns. No one ever Rogers is woven into the story. total. These additional millions are to keep PALACE mented. "You're the only person on seemed to regard this action as being par­ "Wife vs. Secretary", playing at earth that knew what it was and Samuel French publishing house up 15,000 additional men, with which the ticularly scurvy, but it is an indirect viola­ the Palace, is starring Clark Gable, now you have forgotten." recently published the play with Senate swelled the ranks of the army. Myrna Loy and Jean Harlow. pictures of the original cast which tion of the student constitution. S. M. U.'s first produced the play under the No cause for alarm, reassures Congress. The story revolves around an/ old Magna Charta calls for secret ballot. Indeed, Betty Furness, movie star, has direction of Charles Meredith at triangle affair. Mr. Gable, a prom­ Only less than $400,000,000 of the allotment been added to the staff of Wood­ the Little Theatre. rules even go so far as to forbid conversa­ inent publisher, is accused by his will be used for "strictly" military purposes, bury college as an advisor in cos­ tion on the third floor of Dallas hall, to for­ wife, Myrna Loy, of paying a bit Those taking part in Tuesday tume designing and millinery. She while the more than $200,000,000 remaining bid politiking above the second floor. too much attention to his secretary, nights performance, under the di­ should be able to create some hot • I am a Greyhound Bus. I am proud of my will be used for non-military activities. The Miss Harlow. After a quarrel here rection of Miss Mary McCord were: Is a student voting secretly if his ballot is numbers.—Trojan. ancestry and heritage, dating back to my grand­ principles of gerrymandering are applicable curiously checked by council members, who and there Mr. Gable retreats to Lois Boii, Betty Halff, Jack Mor- to situations other than the election of pre­ Havana for a rest. Solely for busi­ riss, Bill Westall, and Mary Edith father, the stage coach, who was a pioneer oi I proceed to report its contents to their ness purposes Miss Harlow follows And the difference between the Hill. travel in this country. My success in liie I attribute, , cinct officers. friends ? This leaves the voter little freedom Congress prudently tacks on an extra mil­ him. Miss Loy "objects" . . . old-fashioned girl and the modern not to myself, but to the traveling millions whose but much embarrassment. Likely he has Around and around they go until a dame is the difference between desire for a modern, flexible travel medium has! lion for war purposes, also prudently pro­ promised all of the four candidates for vice- goodly little peace conference sees "swoon" and "pass out." made it possible. vides an extra million for purposes other president to support them. Even vice-presi­ Miss Loy in Mr. Gable's arms and •;.•'•.'•••'•••:'./'/-^-Technique.'• Music School than war. It is strange, with prosperity re­ Miss Harlow in her young friend's A professor was giving a lec­ • As you see me today, I am the last word is dential candidate will have a friend counting possession. putedly taking an upward turn, that govern­ votes, a friend who will take a special, self- ture on health to one of his classes, Gives Recital comfort and convenience. I am equipped with ment projects (purposes other than war) The story is one of Faith Bald­ when he remarked, "Drink lots of deeply cushioned, individual reclining chairs lot important satisfaction in telling who voted win's ultra-modern ideas. The set­ water, it keeps you from getting should need a million more this year than it tings are very elaborate . . . espe­ utmost travel relaxation. My windows are brood, for whom. Freedom, indeed. stiff in the joints." A cute thing In the weekly Tecital of music did last. cially the office of Mr. Gable. clear, shatterproof — designed for viewing inti­ This reportorial system nourishes the com­ in the rear piped up with, "Yeah, school pupils, the following stu­ Also on the program is a techni­ mately nature's wonders along the great high-1 If Congress should become perturbed by but they don't sell water in a lotta dents were presented on the pro­ bines. After the Greeks choose up sides to color short, "Happy Harmony Car­ the ominous war rumblings on the continent, th' joints."—U. of Va. gram, held in the organ room of ways. I am equipped with conveniences for com­ do or die, they take a lively interest in know­ toon" and the March of Time. fort in any weather. j it could doubtless manage to break peace ing for sure whether each member of the ODE TO CHEMISTRY McFarlin Memorial auditorium, rather than a record with its $600,000,000. Tuesday evening at 7 o'clock: combine set-up followed through. If a traitor MAJESTIC Should I adorn ; • I like to roll along smooth highways, over hill The Hall of Fame A Dream . Bartlett Freddie Bartholomew and Dolores Kathleen Norman and dale, bringing the opportunity of travel to the cause is found, it is outlawed. It's Make riot my praise gigantic Yesterday and Today. Costello are covering themselves name is mud, come next spring and new po­ Merely write beneath my name Mary Ellen Baker within reach of everyone. I fit in, filling a useful Gilkey vs. Kagawa with glory in "Little Lord Fauntle- March of the Dwarfs .Ronald "Behold, She Passed Organic." Georgia Stenger place in modern life ... I am a Greyhound But. litical alignments. It's name remains mud roy" now at the Majestic. A Southern Sonar Ronald '••;',—-Hornet. Ruth d'Arllne Hogg Last week Kagawa, the world's greatest until the old heads graduate who well remem­ The story is familiar to every­ Love Sends a Little Gift of Roses Christian, spoke in McFarlin auditorium to ber when Sigma Rho* promised one way, one, and it has been filmed by Mr. Openshaw GREYHOUND TERMINAL Lillye Meador a crowd of such proportions that the sides of voted another. Selznick in a manner that clears Introduction and Tarantelle Sarasate COMMERCE AND LAMAR • TELEPHONE 7-8381 every doubt to make it a story of Dorothlyn Griffeth the building bulged. This week Charles W. If council members would staunchly refuse Where Corals Lie. -ElKar the day. My Lindy Lou Strickland Gilkey, also a great Christian, is speaking to revealthe contents of the so-called secret Tate Explains Gene Hemmle Bartholomew plays his role in a Sonata Op. 27 Beethoven SOUTHWESTERN daily in McFarlin auditorium. ballot, fraternities and sororities would soon fine and stately manner. It carries J'ai Pleure en Reve „ Hue Eloise Wrisrht The sides of the building are holding this forsake their elaborate political intrigues. him through some of the most Flood Control Arla-Le Reve from "Manon" ..Massenet Roger Harris week's crowd nicely, thank you. No halo of Since they do not trust each other anyway, striking incidents of the story . . . Dedication from "Through the Looking when he leaves to return to Eng­ To C. E. Society Glass" Taylor GREY/HOUND sainthood poises above the head of Dr. Gil­ they would quickly give up a semblance of The Squirrel Powell Weaver land as the heir to Earl of Doren- The Legend from the Mountain....Karg-Elert key as it seemed to above that of the nearly trust if they had no way to check on each Fugue in G Minor _...Duprc ; court, his goodbye words and ac­ John Huston super-human Japanese. No romantic aura of o1her.--;:-^>^C:^-;v-';•..•' tions as he leaves his friends, Raymond Tate, senior civil engi-^ the Far East surrounds strictly American It would seem as if today's Student Coun­ pleases everyone who up until now neering student, gave an illustrated Dr. Gilkey. No foreign oddities fascinate us cil had its choice at immortality; : have had mental pictures all their lecture on "The Lower Mississippi in Dr. Gilkey. Dr. Gilkey, unlike the unique own about such tender scenes. Valley Flood Control Plan" before A trial offer of interest Kagawa, is one of many of his kind. Dolores Costello, who is making the first weekly seminar session of ::^:?tff^(:l Happy :'" • her return to the screen in this the S. M. U. C. E. society in the He is a university dean. Dean of the Uni­ picture, is beautiful to watch as engineering building Tuesday to every pipe smoker! versity of Chicago is no mean recommenda­ she plays "Dearest", the mother of Students in chapel last week were told night. tion, and it is this recommendation that Dr. Freddie. Miss Costello and young Tate explained the connection Gilkey brings with him. He comes from the that the word "happy" is cheap, out of place Bartholomew go hand in hand, com­ between the relief openings for the in this world of misery and sorrow. What­ plementing each other's appealing Mississippi and the Red and Black university which has startled old academic interpretations. YOU CAN'T LOSE halls almost out of the ivy which entwines ever the statement may appear to be, a conr rivers. He spent three years on fusion of terms and meanings is evident. Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse the Mississipp and Atchafalya Ba­ them. The University of Chicago is possibly complete the bill as they co-star BY ACCEPTING If this is a world of misery and sorrow, sin while the work was under con­ the world's most progressive educational in­ in a comic short. struction. He also gave the method THIS OFFER! stitution. Its dean is possibly more progres­ then happiness is rare. If happiness is rare, employed by the government in sive. then it is not cheap, but extremely valuable. VARSITY ; ^ building levees to save the Sugar Smoke 20 fragrant pipefuU "Count of Monte Cristo" opens of Prince Albert. If you Opposites attract, which is unfortunate for And if it is rare and valuable, then it is to Bowl area. be searched for, strived for, longed for un­ tomorrow down on the Plaza for don't find it the mellowest, Dr. Gilkey, this week. Why should students a two-day run at the Varsity. "This Atchafalaya spillway com­ tastiest pipe tobacco you stampede McFarlin to hear a dean, when any til found. If great effort must be made to Robert Donat is the star of this prises a region approximately ever smoked, return the find the rare thing called happiness, then Alexandre Dumas' story along with twenty miles wide through the pocket tin with the reit of one of a number of tricks is a sure-fire bet the tobacco in it to us at any only a few will find it. There need be no scores of others in supporting and basin," Tate said. for a personal conference with our own? Dr. time within a month from warning against over-production. effect roles. The talk was illustrated by ac­ this date, and we will refund Gilkey simply missed the build-up so mag­ This is the second visit of this tual pictures of the construction full purchase price, plus netic to the public. Once more the sides of When, and if, happiness becomes common, picture •• . . it's value both in methods and the land-slides caused postage. (Signed) R- •*• McFarlin would bulge if Dr. Gilkey were then its value will be lessened. Perhaps it beauty and production has war­ by the enormous fills made during Reynolds Tobacco Co., Win- only on a 40-day fast, or had just shot his may be called cheap. But when happiness ranted its return. The story, of the construction. ston-Salem, North Carolina. best friend. becomes common and cheap, there will be course, is taken from the novel and something rare and valuable to take its place whether the book has been read Carrying a message of Christianity, even has nothing to do with one's appre­ SWEET AS as Kagawa, Dr. Gilkey must labor under the in the affairs of humanity. ciation of this film. THE ONE handicaps of being an American among Attention must be called to the ANDONCr fol.NGE Americans, a dean among persons to whom a Claudette Colbert picture billed for Employment Sunday and Monday at this theatre. dean is no rare thing, a speaker whose Eng­ According to announcements from the stu­ Another smash hit return "The lish differs little from that of his listeners. ALBERT dent employment office this week, the Texas Bride Comes Home" with Fred Mc­ NATIONAL JOY SMOKE Such a person must stand on his own merits, Centennial is bent on doing right by the stu­ Murray and Robert Young. and these Dr. Gilkey is rapidly establishing. dents of S. M. U. in the way of summer em­ Each day's crowd returns with friends the ployment. From the appearance of the sit­ Leisy To Teach Again next day. uation at present, almost anyone who wants In Duke University The University of Chicago's dean is in a to work can. Dr. E. E. Leisy of the English rS0piP^rf! position faintly corresponding to that of the department will teach at Duke uni­ We're always talking about taking advan­ versity again this summer it was fragrant tob"* Nazarene who said, "No prophet is without tage of opportunities. The Centennial is tak­ announced Tuesday. He will teach Sweet in «T«7 2-<** honor save in his own country." By his di­ ing on all the aspects of a fair-sized oppor­ both terms, and will offer advanced Smokes Sweet «| Prince AH* rect insight into student thought, this pro­ tunity for college students hereabouts. A courses in his special field of Stays Sweet gressive prophet seems likely to gain honor summer of hard work could go a long ways American literature, including a by the week's end, his lack of "box office ap­ course in the American novel, and MOTHIMG ELSE HAS ITS FUVOR toward lightening the financial load, come a seminar in Mark Twain and in Aim t«a«tof Vale ft* $1.50 peal" notwithstanding. aw*****-*' next autumn. 1 Poe. fa ISM, a. J. March 25,198tf 'M& nesday, THE SEMI-WKKKLT CAMPUS \tudent Revival Causes Society Deadlock On Hilltop By LEITA REEDER Though the program is small, social functions consisting Theta Sigma Phi Presents— Commerce Frat Selects si»*», on Tonday, HMA M. rties, luncheons, elections, initiations, and lectures make 1936 Beauties >rh High Scholastic Men ael e* »•«*•i rom» of M» aod*ty «• week's entertainment. Politics is believed to have For Membershin Roster * ** * **• »»•* W% of tho thing to do with the small number of affairs held, (Continued from Pag* 1) r or jnttnneranip nosier | WTd0T ^ and ^ ^^ fi% -. Igh the administration has expressed its appreciation for wanted them to be good dancers, the Junior class which limits H to ent cooperation in Religious Emphasis week, and one asked for a good singing Beta Gamma Sigma, honorary 4 high point students each voice. commerce school society, selected Ur. A long bob is the hair arrange­ Charles D. Armentrout, Mitch Grey The selection was mad* on Toasv chi o J ment that is in the rage. Four of Gilbert and Milford Goodman, day, March 24, because it has • ,s Party Sunday Spring Fever Ita Chi entertained with an in- the pulchritudmous males prefer­ seniors, and Hugh L. HacCauley, specific significance, said Dr. FOB* red this type. One wanted long 1 p ty for members, pledges Go to class, Junior, as having the highest cue. It is the date that the school ar hair and one wanted short hair. ' Sunday night, March 22, Stick it through, scholastic standing during the fall of commerce was granted ita char­ ates Two of the men liked athletic lock. Members and dates Do just like semester, and are entitled to mem­ ter by the National commerce or* I'm supposed to do. women—Burt said the kind who bership in the society. The selec­ ganization. Next Thursday will be ding included Bob Wilson, played tennis and golf, but not the Moore; Bud Bogardus, Janie tion was made under the sugges­ "Founders Day" for Southern over-athletic type. tion of Professor A. W. Foscue, Methodist University, which was Gordon Gailey, Jane Mc- Each day is like te; Two days before, The freshman football player faculty member of Beta Gamma I founded Tuesday, March 20, 1915. 1,1; Tom Clemmons, Harriet requires that his girl to have an; George Quillin, Josephine Except of course I learn some more. Mary in her name. He was the ielle'; Dan Cole, Carolyn Pot- only one who made requirements Waiter Collie, Virginia Car- about the John Henry. ji,n Wilson, Margery Win- Pun of dating Paul Gomez, the man from TABER'S, Inc. Ralph Stamps, Carolyn Pat- I often doubt; Mexico, said when asked for any for Hadley's Wrist Watch Band* * Sam Johnson, Helen Thomas; Costs too much general requirement, "Well, ur, and Other Standard Brands Knoohuizen, Agnes Schoell- May flunk out. um, you know, shape." And the For Something Different. ; . Try Taber's ; Marion Light, Mary Loving; others chimed in and asked for Pals think I'm crazy 1510 Main St. Phone 2-5053 Bayer, Inna Sigler; Charles good figures. u Cole, Mary Knowles; Tom Studying late; Smith was not at all garrulous ford, Erlene Schuessler; An- Profs think I'm hazy during his interview. Again and Bailey, Jack Mollet, Tip Jones. Cause of a date. again he said that it made no dif­ ference, that it didn't matter and I I've no sort of talent, that he didn't care. Huh, he didn't sm-H PI ^&E| W Pledges No sort of skill, know he was a boy beauty. But [ertain Initiates and Dates Can't get excited, these are his requirements: cul­ pledges of Kappa Kappa Can't get thrilled. ture, good looks, and good common |ma entertained the initiates sense. their dates with a luncheon Used to think The Rose Bowl star said: "Oh, iy, March 20, at the home of I could write literature, she must be sweet and lovable." Masculine Beauties for 1936. Top row left to right Raul Gomez, Shelly Burt, Morris Keton; bottom Thompson. Skits were given But that sort of fire Though two of the boys agreed pledges, *Could never endure. row from left to right, Alden Smith, Bill Clements, and Lloyd Bowles. that they were selfish about ambi­ Your Jeweler and their dates initiates then . . . JIM GRIFFEN with haven't done any backslapping so Junior Leaves School tions, the other four wanted their can show you Love changes hands his dopy sideburns looks like Little we will leave that to the prospec­ lassies to, well not have careers, iura Helen Allen, Gould To Help With Contest but to accomplish something. Wrist Watch Bracelets Every month or two, Mexico . . .or AL HARTING . . . tive politicians . . .long may they So co-eds, in closing way we as fay. Thrills and excitement, we never thought that RHOADES slap. by Merle Rawlinson, a junior, is Theta Sigma Phi's say, "We've told Bailey, Lloyd Bowles. Then heartaches and blues. ALDERSON could be true to a HADLEY nily Ann Black, Allen Maxwell. temporarily out of school this you what they want, give it to Zeta . . . DAN DODSON was fly­ jetty Anthony, Palmer Maxwell. semester. She dropped out to take them!" Poor little sophomore, ing high Sunday afternoon . . . who fcanne Ebeling, Tommy Ryan. Jimmy Collins the job of assisting the director of Can't even weep, had HIM up in the air? ... it's Ilia Germany, Claiborne John- Don't care about anything the historical contest now being Members of the Red and Tan Just like to sleep. tough PAT O'BANION lives in (Continued from Page 1) conducted by the Centennial among M. S. A. teams will play off the tie blly Ray, Jed Mace. Garland because MAMA SNOD- This committee will meet Thurs­ all the school children of Texas. for volley ball championship Thurs­ — but we suggest that you first send ^tty Johnson, Sonny Yakeley. GRASS won't allow ED to travel She probably will re-enter school day, March 26, at 1 p. m. in the Brown, Jacqueline West; T. P. day afternoon at 1 p. m. in the for our illustrated folder, "Smut With Charles Saville, Pete that FAR for a date .. . maybe she next semester. old gym. Rutherford, Jane McDonald; Wade Student Center. Wrists." This gives you an idea of fears another smash-up . . . who Dickens, Eunice Rimmer; and Cy Harry Shuford, chairman of the what is new and correct in Watch lary Saville, Ed Winslow. WAS that with BOB TATE when parade committee, had a luncheon Atkinson. Bracelets for Men and Women — and farian Xarton, Joe Baldwin. he cracked up his car last week? Monday at 1 p. m. in Atkins hall For Dresses in fcrdelia Lowrance, Neil John- . . . and for those who shine in an for his committee, and plans are will aid you greatly m making the Sigma Alpha Epsilon effort to make the dusty, and never underway for the venture. SILK LINENS proper selection to complete your |ary Frances Bookhout, Charles Elects New Officers do, here goes . . . WINONA Those present at the luncheon PASTEL CREPES watch ensemble. Cole, Texas Delta chapter of Sigma BLAINE, BETTY BROWN, LU- included Mary Padgett, Ruby El­ liot, Margaret Musselman, Leita uth Peevey, Layton Bailey. Alpha Epsilon fraternity elected CRETIA DONNELL, and CARL Reeder, James Collins, Dudley Cur­ CHIFFON PRINTS lelen Davis, Bill Brown. the following new officers at chap­ GREGORY . . . Good luck to Elea­ PROVIDENCE • H • I • lary Fariss Garth, Joe Lund, ter meeting Monday night: Joe ry, Charles Max Cole, Mitch Gray EVENING GOWNS nor Jackson and her new spouse Gilbert, Charles Cullum, George HADLEY New York • Cbtctgo • LotAagtUi • jynthia Lillard, Cecil Colville. Schley, president; Dick Lee, vice- . . . who would of thunk it? . . . ances Nichols, George Works. president; Bob Sullivan, treasurer. Riggan, Bob Naylor, Morris Kee- Millinery COMPANY • INC Toronto* Cmsif ' London'EngUni • Pompous Naylor's movement in ton, Jarrot Harkey, Sterling > Tomlin, Ralph Baker. chapel on the behalf of the Mc- Wheeler, Dean A. C. Zumbrunnen, LingeriHosee zMdtldelstam V WHIST WATCH BBACELETS EXCLUSIVELY - SINCE 1113 iriine Schuessler, Chandler Farlin's was amusing ... we and Dr. C. Q. Smith. "Across from Campus" k lavilla St. Clair, Duvall Wil- Scallions lonnie Harris and escort. -j^ larilyn Miller and escort. (Continued from Page 1) ¥r}iC looks like JACK MUNGER nma Phi Beta and JANE HOPKINS are going to town . . . Jane's a SWELL DAME Ids Initiation Service . . . we hope this turns out better |Ipha Xi of Gamma Phi Beta than the BALDWIN episode . . . initiation services Tuesday CASSANOVA BURT has changed lit for the following pledges: his tune to suit MARY JAMES ... b Davidson, Teet MacDonald, he'd have to, after getting used to ie Prideaux, Mary Spencer, and HOWARDINE DUNCAN . , . le Wagenhauser. On Monday HOITY-TOITY JETT had to shake ping before initiation, the a leg to rid himself of ANTHONY Iges were given a midnight sup- OF RICH, RIPE-BODIED TOBACCO after the Pi K. A. dawnce so's he I at which time the sorority's could lafe date with BEAUTY litional peanuts and olives were PAGE HAHN . . . SAAAAY, he led. -"IT'S TOASTED"-::vSlllli can't beat WERNER HENKE'S time . . . that Werner is a MAN Henry Jacoby . . . it's customary for the Pi Phi's ttures Before Alliance to buy elections, but it'll take PUL- Irs. Henry Jacoby gave a lec- LENTY to sell DIZZY-IZZY AL­ " on "Paintings for the Home" LEN to the student body . . . SCIENTIFIC BLENDING foe meeting of the Dallas Alli- PEEVEY'S worried about COM­ e of Tri Delta Tuesday at 12:30 BINES, but she'd better worry "i., at the home of Mrs. Bas- MORE and get in one . . . BEAUTY The blending,of tobaccos to secure a given taste—uniformly, season | Thomas. Mrs. Thomas was as­ SPOT JIM MAYER must think he hy Mrs. Ingram Lee and is a regular Beau Brummel—what after season and year after year—is both an art and a science. • J. H. Enochs. with the HIGGINBOTHAMS, the Every fresh blending of Lucky Strike tobacco contains more than SHIELS, and THAT WATHEN 100 different types produced on thousands of different farms—not ppa Delta hanging around ... it is to laugh, Jim ... it seems to us that even only in Virginia, North and South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee/ alls New Officers YOU could pick a better crew than ne newly elected officers of that . . . STREET and SCHOELL- Kentucky, Maryland and other States, but tobacco-lands in Mace­ >Pa Delta were installed at the KOPF make their childish bid for lilar meeting Monday evening attention by stopping off at all the donia and Xanthia in Greece, Smyrna and Samsoun in Turkey—• p home of Elizabeth Cearley, fraternity houses in an effort to where the finest Turkish tobacco is grown. I follows: Elizabeth Cearley, sell tickets to a PI PHI luncheon, ,'-'' '':'~[ '^i'VA'^C'^V-v^^^ I'dent; Pearl Bailey, vice-presi- they SAY ... the Sig Alph's let ~) Mabel Lathan, secretary; •em sit on the curb ... to all you W Kallus, treasurer; Gladys MEN ... did you know the Delta "ws, assistant treasurer; and Gam pledges get a POINT every Thompson, editor. time they are seen at the Baker with a frat man . . . MESSY MID- fc* Kappa- Nu DLETON claims she's the cham- Ids Ladies' Day Luncheon peen POINT GETTER in more T*as Alpha chapter of Theta ways than ONE . . . BABY CAR­ m Nu fraternity entertained LISLE likes to blow about all her dates . . .we know you're GROW­ Pbers and their dates with a ING UP but why get swelled up r day luncheon and theater over CHANDLER LLOYD . . . LUCKIES ARE LESS ACID! Fy Saturday afternoon at the FRANK REEDY needs to read a ,e °i Russell Brown. charm book to liven up that DEAD ,hose attending were: Leonard HERRING personality . . . maybe fjs> Elizabeth Shaffer; Morris 0 he could get a WILLING date P ". Pannie Norman; Marvin :C$&S>3 Margaret Keagy; Russell fflljll^^ SPORTING MID ATHLETIC GOODS '^^^^^^^^MM^^MM^^^^^^^^^^^MMMxtf^^s^^m^m^^^M^^^^m GUT GOODS, TOYS Cullum & Boren Go. IT'S TOASTED"-Your gainst irritation IMt-ll Strati -against cough CopffUht 1W>. lit Anmlcmn Tolweeo Compiny. • Wednesday Much 25 THE 8BMI-WBXLY CAMPUS Spring Football Engineers Plan Sixth Animal Spring Seven SHU Men ExhM For Campus-Wide Appeal Practice To End Place In The First EDITOR'S NOTE—This is the first of out and the rate of speed it turns a scries of descriptive articles to appear In future issues of the Campus to Inform a minute. readers of the whole of the prosram »»a Designed to show the actual op­ Big Track Meet 30-Day Session purpose of the Engineer's show to be given Friday and Saturday. April 24-25. eration of the internal combustion engine in a simple and non-tech­ Varsity Success Well Insured nical manner, the demonstration Bob Wilson Only Methodist to One of the most interesting fea­ With Added Strength will appeal to all visitors owning Take Top Honors in South­ of Freshmen tures of the mechanical engineering automobiles instead of specialists. exhibit at the sixth annual engi­ Related set-ups to be shown by west Exposition neers' open house, April 24-25, will the mechanical engineers will in­ Spring football practices will be a block set-up of a six cylinder clude a large engine running on meet an abrupt end the thirty-first Chevrolet automobile motor. This natural gas; a semi-deisel type of Saturday marked the opening of mm of March when conference rules motor has been completely re-set engine using ordinary crank case the track season for 's dictate their termination for the during the past year by the senior drainings as fuel; a small steam thinly clads when seven men placed 30-day session. Coach mechanical engineers. engine; a complete model railroad, in the Southwestern Exposition is well-pleased with the results of Directly connected to, and driv­ and a small boat. track and field meet. By KATIE KING the workouts and has high hopes The complete program sponsored ing an electric generator, the motor Bobby Wilson, S. M. U.'s all- Baseball games will get under way Friday with all schools for Pony success next season. will be pulling against the genera­ by the mechanical engineers will Varsity success is fairly well in­ be designed to appeal to all visitors American half-back, was the only in the Southwest conference entering teams in the race with tor in order to similate actual road member of the varsity team to get the exception of Arkansas. This marks the first time in the sured and the added strength of 23 conditions as nearly as possible in rather than a restricted group of freshmen of last season buoy hopes engineering specialists, according to a first place. With a jump of 23 last four seasons that this many universities have challenged the laboratory. Constructed into feet and 6 inches, Wilson won this each other for the title. As usual, it appears, from a pre­ immensely. There is hardly a per­ the set-up will be a performance Norwood Blankenship, president of son in the United States that does the S. M. U. branch, A. S. M. E., event. He had been reporting for season outlook, that Uncle Bill Disch's Texas stars are slated meter showing the amount of track only a few days before mak­ not have knowledge of the wonder­ horse-power the motor is putting in charge of arrangements. for another feather in the Longhorn cap. ful season enjoyed by the Mustangs ing the trip to Fort Worth. Lloyd Southern Methodist, which did not play baseball in 1934 in 1935 and the series of games Bowles tied for second place in the Prof: Why was Ben Hur sentenced to the galltysl or 1935, will open its season against T. C. U. in Fort Worth played by the Froglettes of which Qualifying rounds for golf high jump. This event was won by this week-end. Games played to date by the local nine have they dropped not a one, the only Conference Base- team positions will be held at Vickery of Texas with a jump of Soph: Because Valerius Gratus didn't have a charitt resulted in victory for the opponents. The Texaco semi-pros blemish being the 7-7 tie with the 12:30, March 26 and 27 at Lake- 6 feet and 1 inch. with a "Turret Top" wiped up on the Mustangs while the Dixie Wax Papers eked Polliwogs. wood Country club, according to Johnnie Sprague, co-captain of out a narrow margin of victory. While the semi-pro teams The Colt team of last year was Ball Chase Will Jimmie Stewart, coach. Eighteen the football team, won fourth place boasted talent far superior to that of the newly organized hailed as the greatest ever to ap­ holes will be played each day. in the shot put. Edwin of T. C. U. team here on the campus, the Pony club showed up well, con­ pear on an S. M. U. gridiron. Add won first with a heave of 45 feet sidering the experience to date. to this a year's experience and the Open In Ft. Worth tering a team in this year's pen­ and 8 inches. Bob Finley, hard-slugging outfielder and pitcher, appears lettermen that did not graduate nant race, does not participate in Ralph Slagle received a fourth to be the only man on the team that can stand up to real from the Varsity squad of next S. M. U. Swatters Engage baseball because of the expense of place in the mile. This event was pitching and knock 'em out in the orchards. Two homeruns year. The Mustangs are due to re­ traveling from Fayetteville to the won by Parks of Texas A. & M. in peat if statistics hold true, but, of Season Opener With marked Bob's initial appearance on the diamond. home lots of the six Texas rivals. 4:42:6. Although Coach Higginbotham is trying desperately to course, almost anything can hap­ T. C. U. Frogs pen on that striped field. Doc O'Neill led the freshmen in round into form several pitchers, he has struck but one gold their preparatory division of the mine. Bill Gilker, southpaw from the sandlots, shut down the. Increasing roughness in scrim­ Opening the Southwest Confer­ Basketball Award meet. O'Neill, all-American high \ C-^olid steel over your head certainly maker Mustangs' opponents last week with little trouble, but only mages is the only difference mark­ ence baseball chase Friday in Ft. school track performer, set a new after it was too late to do the home team any good. ing the play of the Mustangs this Worth, the S. M. U. Mustangs will discus throw record with a heave modern automobiles safer, and this improve­ The infield clicks well and the fly-chasers in the outer week from that of last. While the engage Texas Christian for their Recipients Named of 128 feet and 9 inches. The form­ gardens show fair form. Perhaps Coach Higginbotham's boys have brushed up on form and initial tilt. Every school in the er record was 127 feet and 6 inches. ment like many others has resulted from speed tremendously, not a great conference will enter a team with greatest worries lie on the pitcher's mound and at the plate. Eight varsity players and six O'Neill's specialty, the javelin the pioneering work and vast resources of Need of a few good sluggers is beyond doubt and a good relief deal of improvement has been the exception of Arkansas. freshmen will receive basketball throw, was not listed among the pitcher for Gilker would be a boon from above. noted, due, in the main, to the fact Games played during the week letters, the Southern Methodist uni­ field events. He had tossed the General Motors. Few people realize the that there was not much room for indicate that S. M. U.'s chances versity athletic council announced stick better than 201 feet in prac­ improvement Dallas and Southern Methodist after nearly a against the strong teams produced this week. The S. M. U. quint fin­ tice and injured his arm, and it initial cost of developing the "Turret Top," Outstanding during the year are: by Texas will be slim. Uncle Bill ished the season in sixth place on was doubtful whether he would en­ month's plague, are rid of Daffy Dean and his pub­ Johnny Sprague, Bob Finley, Ivan and it is only the fact that it is used on mil­ licity agents. Although promising not to yield for less Disch and his crew have played the conference calendar. ter any event in this meet. than a stipulated amount high above what he accepted, Stapp, Bill Sanders, Pascal Scot- four exhibition games and taken Varsity M's were awarded Capt. tino, Keith Ranspot, Bill Dewell, all by good scores. As yet, the Hugh Haren, Bill Blanton, Bill Tip­ Zack Lillard, city hurdle champ lions of GM cars, which enables the average he departed Monday for Bradenton, Florida, with a of Dallas, won fourth place in the Hoyle Graham, Charles Bailey, Pony nine has engaged but two ton, Maurice Orr, Keith Ranspot, person to afford its benefits. grin as wide as his shoulders. Charles Flanery, Jack Morrison, teams other than inter-club nines, Elmo Bellamy, Truman Spain and 220 low hurdle event. The flight Dean was a recent visitor to the campus to watch Ollie Crenshaw, Tusko Moore, yielding handily to each. The Tex­ Mitch Gray Gilbert. Freshmen let­ equaled the record time of 25.8. the workouts of Coach Higg*s charges and donned a Charlie Sprague, Joe Gray, Wes­ aco nine trounced the locals 18-5 ters went to Billy Dewell, J. D. Robert Ritchie, Highland Park uniform in a hesitating manner, seemingly afraid of ley Aaron, Bill Clements, Clifford while the Dixie Wax Paper club Norton, Guy Dougherty, Herbert flyer, won fourth place in the 440 consequences. After showing the boys a few tricks Matthews, Sam Carroll. came through on the lond end, 9-4. yard dash. GENERAL MOTORS with the horsehide he left, happy and amused; a child Canafax, Charlie Sprague and Bob Finley receives credit for the Chelsea Crouch. The freshman and track crews A Public-Minded Institution with a toy. majority of Mustang runs, the The council also voted a letter will be strengthened a great deal Dixie Wax team failing to earn a to Cecil Colville, manager, and when football practice is over April CKVBOUT • PONTIAC • OLDSIHWILE • BOKK • LA IAIXZ • CaOUiC Hopes for either S. M. U. or A. & M. in the Southwest Outlook Dark for tally. named Al Monroe as baseball man­ 1. Many of the football players are conference swimming meet to be held at the Dallas Athletic Southern Methodist, which has ager. stars on the cinders. L—~.™_. club next Saturday are slim. Texas university walked away not entered a team since 1933, will with the meet at College Station last week, leaving A. & M. S. M. U. Natators be under the able guidance of second and S. M. U. a bad third. The Texas stars broke con­ Coach Roswell Higginbotham, ex- ference records with abandon, leaving the struggling natators Aggieland mentor. Hig's former of the remaining schools to place after an Orange and White Swim Meet to Be at D. A. C. pupils 'will break into actual work man broke the tape. Saturday Friday when they meet Morley Performance of two Longhorn stars, Captain Rollin Baker Jenning's Waco Bears at Waco. and John Keough, indicated that the water would be mighty Dallas will be the scene of the Rice Institute, joining the fracas rough on the D. A. C. pool. Both men broke records in the annual Southwest Conference swim­ with S. M. U. after a layoff of CHEVROLET triangular meet in Aggieland. ming meet Saturday with the Dal­ four seasons will barge into the! Several factors, however, lead Buddy Foster, S. M. U. las Athletic club plunge being rase and also barge into plenty of' coach, to believe his swimmers will do better at home. In pressed into service for greater trouble. The Owls will take on the first place, both Texas and A. & M. have 100-foot pools facility in handling the events. Texas TJ. on their home field. and will be handicapped in the 75-foot Dallas plunge; the Last week College Station enter­ The Ft. Worth events will be a local men will 'be in better shape after seeing how they rate tained S. M. U. and Texas in a tri­ two-.game series, Coach Higgin­ in comparison with the other universities; a team always per­ angular meet of which the confer­ botham stated. The initial game forms better on the home grounds. ence race is expected to be prac­ will be pitched by either Bob Gil­ tically a repetition. ker, lanky left hander, or Bob Fin­ Final arrangements have been ley, hard-throwing halfback. The Gerald Huff and his netters are M.S. A. Passes completed for the event, which will moundsman that lays off Friday ^CHEVROLET rounding into form after two take place in the Dallas Athletic will heave the ball Saturday. weeks of hard work. About one Rules For Tennis club pool at 8 o'clock Saturday Coach Higginbotham also said .' *" aCNCRAL MOTOM VALUI dozen men turned out for initial evening/Teams from Texas, A. & that there would be no more prac­ workouts but only half the original M. arid S. M. U. will, in all proba­ tice games until after the T. C. U. number remain. His one, two and With the winding up of girls' volleyball this week when Kappa, bility, be the only ones entered as games, instead, he will devote all three men are practically certain the other universities have always possible time to detail work Wed­ in the forms of Joe Mansfield, Bud Theta, and Delta Gamma, league winners, play for the champion­ failed to send entrants. However, nesday and give Thursday and Fri­ Bogardus and Mitch Gray Gilbert. Jimmie Stewart, athletic director, day over to intersquad games of Just who will fill the remaining ship, girls will turn their attention to tennis, badminton, arid swim­ has mailed entry blanks to all in­ five innings'each. spot is yet a matter of controversy, stitutions in this area. Arkansas, the only school not en- but Dick Lee, Charlie Armentrout, ming. Results^ of the tri-meet staged Dub Clark and Jimmie Campbell At an M. S. A. meeting held last 9 all have a shot at it. Monday, rules for the tennis tour­ at College Station indicate that knocking two all-time records to ff Campus Favorite* nament were made. Girls planning Mustang rooters will be sorely dis­ smithereens. ,A11 workouts are on the S. M. TJ. appointed inasmuch as the local Buddy Foster, swimming coach, courts with form being stressed hy to enter must turn in their names by.l-'p. m. Friday. A girl may team failed to garner more than is optimistic however, believing Features a Fortress of Protection Over Your Hti Coach Huff. Actual practice is the one point there. Although the S. that his charges will perform bet­ thing that makes real tennis play­ challenge the girl one or two places above her on the tennis ladder. She M. U. natators put forth to the ter this week than.last although he ers and the boys are getting plenty best of their ability, the record- entertains no false hopes for any of it. A day's lay-off in tennis is as will challenge by putting a note opposite the girl's name with whom breaking efforts of the Texans and sort of a victory for the Mustangs. When you ride in a Chevrolet for 1936, you steel overhead, as well as around and beneath bad as a week in almost any other Aggies were just too much. Baker Workouts by the S. M. U. squad form of athletic diversion. she wishes to play. All challenges are literally surrounded by a fortress of steel. you, is self-evident. What is not so obvious, must be accepted if the challenged and Keough, Texas stars, walked are held daily in the D. A. C. pool has not been previously challenged off with every event they entered, from 3 to 5 p. m. Chevrolet's solid steel Turret Top body gives however, is the fact that Turret Top construc­ The Fort Worth track and field by another person. At least one you the protection of steel on top, on the sides tion has enabled body designers both to beau­ game a week is to be played and meet was brought to a close with and underneath, to form a body of unparalleled tify and to strengthen the entirt body. Only S. M. U. capturing seven places. the challenge must be played with­ Bobby Wilson, all-American grid- in three days of the challenge. CELLOPHANE KEEPS strength and rigidity. Chevrolet in the low-price field gives you the ster, annexed the only first place Badminton will also start next From a safety standpoint, the protection of solid full benefits of the Solid Steel Turret Top. to be won by the Mustangs by week. Girls are urged to get in at ibroad-jumping; 23% feet. Lloyd least six practices. Others are IT FACTORY FRESH" Bowles placed second in the high necessary for a good game. So- jump, Johnny Sprague rated fourth j rorjty teams must"have two mem- in the shot put, and Ralph Slagle\\ygra, A round robin tournament took fourth in the mile. will be played by the M. S. A. bad- The freshman crew turned on a minton players. bit more stream than the regulars Tennis games and girls' swim­ and Doc O'Neill, stellar high school ming meet will be held in April. performer, smashed the discus Since girls must have eight prac­ throw record by more than a foot. tices, they are urged to begin this His heave carried the plate 128 week. feet 9 inches. Zack Lillard, former Woodrow Wilson sensation, car­ ried fourth place honors in the 220- TYPEWRITERS low hurdles despite an injured leg. Robert Ritchie, Hi Parker, annexed Adding Machines fourth place in the quarter mile. Bar. Ml, IMI UU lUealr AB Main*. IllJiiip. E. Morriss Co. Johnson Bros/Chevrolet Co. Mrtrict Lancaster at Ninth Phont 9-1161 1917 Ron Phont 72194 PROFESSOR ILL Iwnwti- Victor Pref. B. D. 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