DECEMBER 17, 1992 6 the OTHER SIDE 7 Freedom of Spirit by Alfie Alschuler
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0 E C E M B E R l 7, 1 9 9 2 v 0 L u M E X v, l s s u E ' i I i THE OTHER SIDE Editor's Desk Table of Con.tents SPORTS PITZER NEWS PoETRY Well, for the first time I don't have anything really to say here about The Other Side itseU; something that we did, or something that we will do, or Sports Shorts 10 Pitzer Perusing 23 The Mystic whatever. People suggested writing about current issues, like Somalia, 4 by David Stoiber by Peter Nardi by Seth Bricklin and/or how George Bush is trying to do everything in the last month of his presidency that he should have been doing for the past four years. But with Viva Las Ve~as Been Searching 4 TheVoid Managing Editors: Dauid Stoiber and by Jason Au denberg by Seth Winnick by Seth Bricklin things around here being the way they've been, all I've had time to really Seth Winnick 5 11 2 keep up with in the paper has been Calvin and Hobbes and Washington, and Mark Taylor Executive Editor: John Bracken 6 Master Plan Dingo Dan D.C. sports teams. The Skins beating the Cowboys made my week. by Andrew Starbin by David Sperry Anyway, I thought I would talk about some Residential Life issues and Production Editor: Heidi Schuman 1 25 some of the absurd rumors that have circulated this semester. Like for Sports Editor: Andrew Starbin example, that the RAs are keying into rooms and looking for drug parapher Senior Photographer: Whit Preston nalia. Or, that RAs want people to squeal on their friends. First off, RAs Artist: Jay Martin don't care or have the time to look for problems. The Residence Life Staff Writers: Alfie Alschuler would rather not know about it. If they don't know about it, then that means Jason Aufdemberg anyone behaving not in accordance to Res. Life policies, is doing it in a way Seth Bricklin that is hopefully not infringing on the rights or health of other students or Juan DeLara themselves. Therefore, the Res. Life Staff doesn't have to do anything about Joanna Garfein If it. they know about and are confronted with it, then they have to do BiUKramer something about it. Dauid Sperry No one wants to prevent people from doing what they want-no one is that self-righteous. It is however illegal, and while a lot of people ignore or Colin Swenson simply don't care about this fact, and that may be fine for some people, it is Mark Taylor not something the school can ignore. Therefore, it is the responsibility of the WesWu Res. Life Staff to discourage illegal and unhealthy activity. Most staff Faculty Advisor: Jackie Leuering· members find it hard to care about people who don't seem to care about Sulliuan themselves in relation to these realities. But they do care, and that's why they're there in the first place. The Other Side Magazine is a Equally outrageous is the idea that some people think that the Res. Life publication of the students of Staff cares if anyone drinks. I should clarify that if you are 21 it is illegal and Pitzer College. The editors you should not drink. But realistically, you can do what you want here as reserve the right to edit or long as you're not hurting yourself, someone else, or property. In other refuse any material submitted, words, as long as you're not being obnoxious and creating problems. As although it doesn't happen long as it's not excessive, you don't have to hide the fact that you drink or often. Address any inquiries have been drinking. Once again, thepointisthatitisillegal for people under or letters to: 21 to drink and if the Res. Life Staff is confronted by yom drinking then they are required to do something about it. The Other Side Box'857 The policies that Pitzer has outlined, and that everyone agreed to abide c/o Pitzer College REviEws CONTRIBUTIONS by when they came here, are designed to encourage responsibility and Claremont,CA 91711. consideration, as well as health and safety. Therulesarealsodictated by the Henry Kaiser 50D... Don't Leave Home Without It Federal Regulations that have always governed the whole country. There The opinions expressed in this 20 by jim Bogen 6 by Bill Kramer are policies out there a lot more strict than Pitzer's, believe me. Basically, the magazine do not necessarily Ice Cube The Radical Is Alive point is not to say what we can get away with, but rather, to point out that reflect the opinions of the 21 by john Bracken 7 byWesWu Cover Photo as long as we behave intelligently, everyone can get along. editorial staff, or even in some by Whit Preston cases, the writers. The Bodyguard Freedom of Spirit 26 by joanna Garfein 9 by Alfie Alschuler House of Love Sticks, Stones, and Broken Bones Mter reading The Other Side 27 by Juan De Lara 18 by juan De lara please recycle Ufe After the Pitzer Womb 28 by jessica Hurley DECEMBER I 7, 1992 THE OTHER SIDE 3 THE OTHER SIDE s.-«»ItTS Viva Las Vega$ by Dav i d St oiber A Gambler•s Guide by jason Aufdemberg and Mark Taylor Prediction: Joe Montana, perhaps snagin their chance to repeat as champs the greatest one of all, will once again during the winter meetings last week Today, we are going to discuss the can lose big and fast. In order for this wield his golden arm, but it certainly when they lost David Cone, Jimmy Key write more about this method, how will not be with theSanFrandsco49ers. and KellyGruber(they are, apparently, d ifferent techniques and stories of ob method to, work you need a lot of ever it would not be fair to the casinos. Did someone say ... Silver and Black? going to lose Dave Winfield also). The sessive/compulsive gamblers. In our money and lady luck has to be on your If you are really interested in this Where the heck did the Pittsburgh Jays replaced this impressive bunch four years of experience with Las Ve side. If you still are not convinced that method, and believe me you should be, Steelersdig up Barry Foster? This little with an old, overworked Dave Stewart gas, we have accumulated a vast array this method is not profitable, maybe send $4.95 to known running back, at least prior to and a fragile, yet productive, Paul of poker betting methods, mostof which this story will persuade you. Pitzer College, Box 422 this year, has a legitimate shotatreach Molitor, who is also in his middle 30's. have not worked. We have tried these In November, we decided to try 1050 North Mills Ave ing the two thousand yard plateau in At least the Jay are not the Milwaukee methods with black-jack, craps, Pai this new method, and in a matter of 2 Claremont, CA, 91711. rushing. Brewers. The Brewers, who did not Cow, and sports betting. days we were able to lose about $990. After watching the Denver Bron have much going in the winter meet The first method that we would No matter how long we played, no Helpful Hints on taking a trip to cos play four quarters of mindless foot ings, lost their best hitter (Molitor) and like to recommend to no one is the "bet matter what tables or casinos we vis Las Vegas: ball against the Seattle Seahawks, two their best pitcher (Chris Bosio). Appar big to win big'' method. In my first visit ited, wewereonlyabletoget upby$25. 1) Always remember to take your weeks ago, on Monday night, I began ently, the demonic winter meetings to Vegas, inexperienced as a gambler, I We ended up losing more than 3 or 4 in ready teller card because, as I said~ to realize exactly how crucial John show no pity. decided to take all of my summer earn a row and thus never really got on a fore, it can come in handy. When all Elway is to the spirit and confidence of Hands down, the "Bonehead" ings with me because I was sure my winning track. However, this story seems lost just go to your ready teller move of the year award goes to the method could not fail. I left on a Friday does have a happy ending. Thinking machine and proceed to make a de back hopeless California Angeles. They Jordan on top. afternoon, planning on spending the we had lost everything we decided to posit. It does not matter if you have no gambled, and lost Brian Harvey, the son and are currently in the cellar of the whole weekend in Vegas, but ended up take the long walk back to our rooms. money because the bank machines second best stopper in baseball (behind Central Division. As "The Boss" ex corning back a bit brokeSaturdaymorn Realizing on our walk back that we had work on the honesty principle. Just Eck of course) to the Florida Marlins in plained, "Glory days .... they'll pass ing. My method took approximately 5 $1 Odollars left over, we quickly headed place the empty deposit envelope into the expansion draft. Frugality is one you by." hours to strip me of all my earnings towards the room to change into our the machine and enter any amount you thing (the Angeles had nearly $11 mil Hats off to Hakeem Olajuwon, who (somewhere around $550) and my lucky clothes.