Enter tainrnent Features Bud Comedy shop leaves Jax How to lose weight without try- Tom Roberson Classic tips off ing. tomorrow night. See page 23. THE CHANTICLEER Jacksonville State University Jacksonville. A labam a Voi. 32-NO. 12 November 29, 19&1 Ordinance adODtion DostDoned By GREG SPOON Followmg the second of Jordan’s (FriSat) ’heJacksonvUe Lkty Councll met motion, Mayor Nisbet asked If an 7 am - 11 pm 65 Monday night, November 1.Among item-by-item comparison between 11pm- 7am 50 the items on the agenda was the the old ordnance and the proposed SEC’l’lON 19-6b (added the .report of the committee established amendments was available. tollourlng exempuons) to study the city’s noise ordinance. Councilman Jordan responded 1. Noise from all regularly Betore somewhat lengthy negatively, but offered to give an scheduled city and university dscwsion mto the matter began, oral comparison to which the Mayor events, Councilman Ed Jordan expressed responded, “No, let’s don’t go mto 2. Noise from one (1) outdoor his thanks to the committee detal tonight. If it (the proposed event sponsored by the Jacksonville members for what he said was “a changes) is listed here maybe 1 can State University Student Govern- good ettort” on thew part. At that figure it out myself.” ment Association during tune Jordan recognized the mem- Councilman Theodore FOX,also a Hbmecoming Week and one (1) bers present at the meetmg. member of the noise ordnance outdoor event sponsored by the SGA Jordan went on to say that committee, added that the councll in the spring held specifically during whether or not the proposals were wasonly concerned with readmg the the month of March. These events voted on (Monday mght), he woulr, amendments not the entire shall terminate at midnight on the like tor it to have its first reading. document. Nisbet responded, “Well, scheduled day. Mayor John Nisbet added that only 1 assume that this is the document 3. Noise from a city or university three of the counchen (Fox, that has been prepared. 1 don’t sponsored Fourth of July Johnson, and Jordan) had seen the how.” celebration held in conjunction with document before the council Councilman Fox said, “Then the aforementioned holiday. meetmg. we’re only concerned with readlng .. 4. Noise from regularly scheduled Atter Nisbet’s comments, form ot the ordnance now, Ed.” llpm-7am 50 city and university marching band the amendments,” to which the CHANGED TO READ Councilman Jordan formally moved Mayor responded, “Hight.” Committee member Andy Residential (SW-Thur) practices and performances until to have the amendments read so that Atter the clarlfication as to what Goggans mteriected to the Mayor 10:M) p.m. tmal action could be taken at the should be read, the Mayor went on to and~ouncil,“”hat is the way your 7 am - 10 Pm 55 (See NOISE, Page 2) Oecernber 10 meeting. challenge the openmg terminology city attorney suggested that the 10 pm - 7 am 50 Rachel Jones chosen as Outstandina Woman

mttees; hostess, drector, and judge By JAN DICKINSON ByJANETPAKNELL.. “Alabama is not the tront-runner as far as geography education goes, but I flachel Jones has been chosen the ot local and county beauty pageants at least it’s not in the cellar.” That, according to JSU’s Dr. Howard 1984 Outstanding Young Woman of rncludrng the Miss JSU Pageant and Johnson, was one ot the conclusions at last week’s American Geographer’s Alabama. Miss Jones has been a th& mss Alabama prelmnaries. Southeastern Division conference in Birmingham. l’he meeting, which was JSU librarian for seven years and is She is also a Phi Mu Alumna; an held November 18-20, included discussions concerning the status of a subject specialist in medicine. She Alpha Beta Alpha member; and an geography in southeastern school systems. was nominated this year by Ellen acuve member of the Alabama According to Johnson, three states are ahead of Alabama in geography McGowin Canada of Jacksonville. Lbrary Associauon, the Alabama education requirements. ”Kentucky and Tennessee already reqqire The Outstanding Young Women of Health Library Association and the geography to be taught at some point in the K-I2 system.” He added, America is sponsored yearly by Association ot Calhoun County “Texas, which is not in the South, but still a swlbelt state, requires one full women’s organizations across the Lbrarians; she has served as year of geography before students may graduate from high school.” He country. The board which evaluates president ot the latter two. Her also added that the importance of geography has improved in Kentucky the nominees from their resumes community actinties range from tmtil that smte has a State Geographer’s Office. consists of national presidents of a helpmg the Girl Scouts to bemg Some of the Southern states lagging behind Alabama are the Carolinas, number of major wo-men’s mvolved with the Anmston Com- MwMsippi, and Georgia. organizations. munity ‘heater. &sides workshops, the conference included a display hall showing the Women between the ages of 21 and latest technology used by geographers. According to Johnson, State 36 are honored for their civic and Rachel Jones’ biographical sketch Senator John ‘l’eague and a representative of Paul HUM ’s office with professional achievements in the and record ot accomplishments will the AEA were ”very impressed by the exhibits.” Apparently, some people award book. According to Miss appear m the 1984 awards volume of stlll thmk ot geographers as oibfashioned. Jones, the Outstanding Young Outstanding Young Women of A panel discwsion, led by Johnson, discussed some proposals for Women association looks for women Americq. She has also been included upgrading geography education in public schools. Besides oUler professors with “a wide variety of interests” m tour prevlous volumes as an trom major universities, state Board of Education member Eveiyn Pratt who are “active in numerous Ouistanding Young Woman of pned in on the panel. “She was very supportive of OW efforts”,said aspects of the community.” America, but never as a state Johnson. Miss Jones’ credentials include representative. MISSJones sums up Rachel Jones being a Faculty Senate member and (See GEOGRAPHY, Page 3) .. her teeling about the award as being .,.I I active on a number of ‘its com- “pleased, shocked and flattered.” OYWA Page 2 THE CHANTICLEEH November 29, 1984 Ad censoring debated Herport comes to JSU (CPS) - Ckargmg violation of first pleasantly surprised recently when paper’s trst amendment rights to unappetizing anti-abortion flyers amendment rights, the Louisiana determine its own advertising By JAN DICKINSON State University student newspaper, appeared on cafeteria tables. PhCY. Wednesday, kcember 5, the JSU Writer’s Club will once again host a “The Daily Keveille,” is suing LSU ‘he LSU ban stem from a “’l’he editor and ad manager poetry readng. As a follow-up to Gerald Slern, local artist Susan Herporf for banning all abortion and business officer’s question about the should be responsible tor all ad- wlll present her work m a reading in Merrill Hall at 7:30 p.m. pregnancy - related advertising suitability of “pregnancy - related” vertlsing,” he says. “It’s not a pro- ‘hisisn’t the first time for Herport on campus. Last spring she read to a from school publications. advertisements contracted by an hfe or pro - choice issue. The ad- packed room in Montgomery Building. According to Amy Mason, The charge is the most serious of a independent ad agency to appear in mrustration 1s hmting the students’ President of the Writer’s Club, “ We’ve been hoping that she would come number of recent incidents as pro- a student drectory. right to information.’’ back tor a rematch.” She added, “She’s a excellent poet, and we’re happy and anti-abortion forces square off ‘The complaint raised the “‘he admmistration should allow to have her come back.” on campuses nationwide. question, ‘Do we want to advertise such treedomot expresson,” agrees Before comng to Anniston, Herport lived in Minnesota. “Alabama At Villanova University in Penn- for abortion’!’ ” explains LSU Vice Villan edltor Joseph Marusak. remmds me oi the country up there’: she said,“because the rural areas are sylvania, the Catholic university’s Ckancellor for Student Affairs L. L. ‘he week tollomg Villanova’s so sirmlar.” She is presently working on a Masters of Fine Arts at Warren administrators ordered the camus Pesson. ban, Marusak wrote an editorial Wilson College m Swannanoa, North Carolina. “The program I’m enrolled newspaper editor to PUU an ad-of- ,,We taUred the health accusing the administration of m is the MFA Program tor Writers’: she stated.‘? hope to finish sometime fering birth control information. dremor and determined the ads censorship and of suppressing in the sprmg,” When asked about her future plans, she replied, “I’d like to At California’s Oxnard Com- were not in the best interests of the “OPPsing views because it feels its teach somewhere, but the plans aren’t definite, yet.” Own may in Some way be mwity College, the ”Campus Ob- students,” he says. “‘he director Herport has had poems published in The Malahat Review, Poet and felt it best to send students to the damaged.” Critic, and The Poetry Miscellany. More of her work soon be found in server” staff and faculty advisor advisor June will were bombarded with protests from clinic first for advise and help, then Negative Capability. in students and taculty for aCCepting a if necessary, point them in the right Lytel countered the accustions the When asked about the upcoming reading on campus, Herport said that pro - life political advertisement in drection for an abortion clinic.” same edltion saying, “1 knew the ad she was loolung forward to the event. “l’ve got some new material to read, was against the teachings Of the weeks before the Nov. 6 election. But Keveille editor Dane Strother md I’ve re-written some of my older poems, too.” And Eastern Washington argues including the newspaper in Vlllanova and the Catholic Church, ‘hereadmg is tree of charge and open to students and faculty. for more (See AD, Page 6) University students were un- the campus - wide ban violates the intormation, contact L)r. George- Hichards, room 209. Stone Center. or at extension 412. -Noise (Continued from Page 1) 5. Noise from any city or am)on Friday and Saturday nights. appeal within five (5) working days. factors he-she deems pertinent to guidelines which the Police Chief university sponsored band or music If the appeal is made between the issuance of the variance before may prescribe. festival. The event shall terminate 3* Persons who for a council meeting sessions and the issuingdenying an application for a CHANGED TO HEAD at 1O:OO p.m. variance shall apply to the Police council cannot meet to discuss the varianc em Prior to 1O:OO pm on Sunday Chief no sooner than ninety (90) appeal, the Fire and Police Com- SEC’l’lON 19-8lbENFOHCEMENT through Thursday, and 11:OO pm on SECII’IO~19-7 EXEMPTIONS days nor later than thirty (30) days mittee of the City Council shall F’riday through Saturday, and upon AN0 VAHIANCES prior to the tentatively scheduled decide the appeal. first suspicion or complaint, the event. The Police Chief must either Abatement Order (present) Police Department, in lieu of issuing grant or deny the request for a h lieu of issuing a citation of a citation of violation, shall issue an (additions) variance within seven (7; working 4. The Police Chief shall consider molation, he Police Department order requiring abatement of any 1. The maximum decibel level foi days. If the Police Chief denies a such factors as public safety, age, may issue an order requiring source of sound alleged to be in a variance shall be sixty five (65). request, the applicant may appeal to location, alcoholic beverages on abatement of any source of sound violation of this ordinance within a 2. The variance shall end at eleven the City Council within two (2) premises, size of group, nature of alleged to be in violation of this reasonable time period and ac- (11) p.m. on SundayThursday working days after receiving the event, live or recorded music, in- ordnance within a reasonable time cording to the guidelines which the nights and shall end at midnight (12 denial. The Council must answer the side-outside event, and any other period and according to the Police Chief may prescrbe.

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‘l’he contidence level of the study 1s 95 percent. WUS Station Manager Davld Carnes, a senior majoring in communications, said several graduates ot JSU who were formerly employed at WUS are employed by tour ot the top tive stations. Carns sad the survey results were a bit surprising smce several Blr- rmngham stations received m his area were not ranked by listeners.

(Continued From Page 1) Before the conference was over, Johnson and a dozen or so members of the Society of Alabama tieographers and Educators (SAGE) drove down to Montgomery to present their findings to the rest of the Alabama State hard ot Education. “Each of the eight members received a copy of the report we made on this summers’s geography competency exam.” l’hat exam, given to incoming freshmen at Aubirn, Alabama,UNA, and JSU, proved what SAW members had known for quite a while: Alabama students know very little about geography. “ l’he Board members were FREE I shocked by our findings, stated Johnson, “and in the short time we had for the presentation, four of the eight members were convinced that Discount With Medium Pepsi geography needed to be taught in public sch~ols.”Johnson added that this With Sandwich was no small teat, “We were iirst on the agenda, and those guys had never Coupon Expnrn 12-23-84 Purchase Ewr- 12-23-84 even heard of our group. We had only ten minutes to convince those people Llrnll one cuupon pel peso” pnVlSlI Limit one coupon per person ppr vl.il to change the K through twelve curriculum.” He added, smiling, “Not even someone with the charisma of Honald Heagan could do that.” Never- theless, with the encouragement of Evelyn Pratt, the proposals of SAGE were well-received. “We would like one semester of geography required in junior high and another semester required in high school.” He added, “We also would like to see a greater variety of geography courses offered for the -Hoagies! -Dorm Days student.” Some states, such as New York and Ohio, are requiring some geography -Beans & Greens -Frat./Sorority Specia*ls tor their college grads. “Colorado requires a year of geography for en- trance to college, said Johnson. “Right now, Alabaina has the chance to be -Soft Pretzels -Entertainment Soon one ot the leaders in the nation by changing its public school curriculum.” “Hopetully, they won’t wait around just hoping to be ahead of Mississippi:’ -Pizza Croissants Appearing *HomemadeVegetable Soup * Page 4 THE CHANTICLEEH November 29, 1984 New instructors aid CII

By JAN DICKINSON Hollms College (Vrgmia), where more than just tutormg. “We all help ‘To those who know very little of she majored in English. Until tutor the students, myself mcluded,” MORE SCHOOLS START SEARCHES FOR MASCOTS AND MASCOT moving to Alabama, she taught CLOTHING the Center tor Individualized In- she began, “but Jlll and Caroline struction’s English Tutorial creative writing in elementary also act as secretaries, answering Cal State-Hayward’sstudent government will launch a campaign to get a Frogram, something new has been school. “But it’s much more en- the phone, maklng reports, and new sports nickname to replace ‘he Vampires, which students narrowly added this semester to help joyable working with college scheduling new students.” She spproved over The Zucchinis in a vote last spring. students. It’s not the new computer students,”she says. Aside trom her further explamed, “They also aid in work at JSU, Jlll works a South Carolina wants to retain its rooster-like “Cocky” mascot, but equpment or even the new location as *supervismgour student advisors, as volunteer in Anniston at the An- well as develop new instructional someone recently stole Cocky’s car with the costume in it. that may interest prospective enrollees in the program. It’s an mston Volunteer and Information programs, and produce and file And U. Oklahoma Native American students are mad about the Center, a referral Servlce for the lnauthorized on-field return of “Little Red,” the Indian chief mascot the addition to the personnel that is so exercises and materials.” int erestmg . needy. school dropped 10 years ago because it was demeaning to Native tor the benefits of older tutors hericans. As Back in September, the number of in the program, Mrs. Norton feels ‘ney‘re older than that the students look to MUer and COWKADO STUDENTS DEFEAT SUICIDE PILL MEASUHE students that were referred to the English ’l’utorial Program were finney for more than answers to pretty slim, at least for the first two our student advisors,- their schoolwork. “They’re older About two-thrds of U. Colorado’s student voters turned down a measure than our student advisors, but still to ask rhe health service to stock cyanide pills to hand out to students in the weeks of the semester. Then, ac- CO- closer m age than Ms Cutt, Mr. event ot nuclear war. cordmg to M~S.Hilda Norton, but still closer in Wev ordinator ot the program,-- “students Wllliams, or myselt, so the students started pourmg m, and we didn’t tee1 more relaxed around them.” AKIZONA STATE OKAYS A SWASTIKA, BUT MINNESOTA’DHIVES than cuff, Mr. Even the student tutors enjoy ONE FROM CAMPUS have enouEth student tutors to help Ah carry the Gad.” Alter checklng thk workmg with them, says Amy budget capabihties, she learned that Williams, or myself, Mason. ” 1 thmk they’re just great.” ASU adrmnistrators first stopped the General Union of Palestiman She added, “‘They’re closer in age to Siudents trom displaymg a poster of an lsraeli flag with a swastlka on it money was avallable to hre two more temporary workers. She had us so we can relate to them better, because it led to a fight on ASU’s Cady Mall, but then said lawyers had told sothe students and we all look up to them.” :hem they couldn’t stop the display. heard of two capable teachers, Mrs. Jill Miller and Mrs. Caroline Kin- Last week undaunted U. Mmnesota otticials told student William ney, through Dr. Clyde Cox, head of feel more relaxed Accordmg to Dr. Claudia McDade, head ot the C11, both Miller and Wmeger to remove a swastika trom hls dorm wmdow. the English Department. “‘They were very wlllmg to work here;’ ffinney will be back to help during aroundI them.” When Wmeger complamed he was being smgled out, officials searched according to Norton, “and we felt, the spring semester, which is good hey could really help the Unlver- news to Mrs. Norton. “They are both :hree dorms tor other political signs, found exactly one (a Keagan-Bush Alabama native Caroline Kinney poser), and forced the student to remove it. s1ty.” a detinite asset to the English is a graduate of the University of ’I’utorial Program.” As for the Soth Miller and mnney, wives of Montevallo, where she received both BKOWN SELLS SOUTH AFKICA STOCK AS STANFOHD STUDENTS teelmgs of the two ladies, Miller present English mstructors here, her and M.Ed. in Elementary “ VOTE TO DO SAME BS. suqped it up when she said, It’s have timshed college and had some Education. She has taught in satistying to know that 1 can help teachmg experience under ther elementary schools tor eight years. students here through this program. Brown’s trustees have sold $4.6 rmllion worth of stock in six compames belt. Miller, a native of Spencer, According to Mrs. Norton, the I’m already lookmg forward the bat do busmess segregauonist South Africa and have refused to sign the to m West Virginia, graduated from duties of Miller and Kinney entail next semester.” Sullivan Prmciples, a list of 14 civll rights corporations promise to respect.

Srantord students voted last week to ask the school to sell its stock m Motorola, which sells to South African police and military.

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Although his Center at the University of Alabama expertise is in advertising, Self is will benefit from the lack of sleep qualified to render a wide variety of UJs Hichard Couch and Rich counseling and academic assistance Daniels will encounter. to clients through the SBDC which is According to Carns.. the two DJs active in Calhoun, Cleburne, hope to break the record of 24 hours DeKalb, Blount, St. Clatr, and established by John Valdez and Al Talladega counties. Davis last semester. Couch and Se If Daniel are hoping to up the time to YO. “We wanted to choose cancer,” SBDC ranked No. 1 said Carns, who added that the National Cancer lnformation Ser- The Jacksonville State University Small Business Development Center vice helped them decide to con- has been ranked number one in case production during the 1984 fiscal year tribute their pledges and donations in the lZuniversity consortium comprising the Alabama Small Business to Development Center. UAB. The JSU center logged over 11,700 hours in counseling to over 300 clients ‘Money can be pledged hourly or in in the service area which includes Calhoun, Cleburne, DeKalb, Blount, St. a lump sum. “We really haven’t Clair, and Talladega counties. thought about a goal,” said Carns, “Much of the growth can be attributed to a greater awareness of the but he added that they hoped to raise services we oifer,” according to Pat Shaddix, director of the JSU Small $l,oOO if they are lucky. Business Development Center. Due to WWS already being on the “Things such as oneon-one counseling which is gecred toward an- ar 24 hours during the weekend, the swering business - related questions and providing information has caused radio station will not run into any this awareness. Much of our work is with those peonle who may have a problems with the schedule. CarnS great idea for a business but have little or no experience or knowledge of hopes that the idea will stick with the promotion is probably the biggest what is involved in running a business.” station and that in the future they has be @ven by The Birmingham ’l’he SBDC serves clients with the aid of nunlerous resources. For in- event m the existence of WLJS, that News, The Cable News Network, urlll try to break money raised and was founded 1975, since the in- depth cases, senior and graduate students in the College of Commerce and the hours on the air. m ‘lhe Anniston Star, and The Gadsden Business Admmistration - under strict faculty guidance - provide crease in wattage under the ’lhes. A bucket drive will happen assistance to clients. Under this program, students use knowledge gained “‘l’hirty hours is a long time,” management of Alan modes. The the- day of the marathon and through course work to help solve actual business problems or help addedcarns, who said that as far as radio station has been heavily ad- students are urged to pledge money. businessmen take advantage of opportunities. Marsia Cohen, CC representative at vwtismg ther cause with help from Shaddix said University faculty are also valuable resources and UAl3 can remember,-no other radio Kelly Flowers, Miss Alabh USA, “If this works,” said arm, “I’m “represent a wealth of knowledge and experience that is invaluable to station has tried to acomplish a andGeneBartow, head basketball hoping this can become a yearly business.’’ mliar feat. Carns insists that this coach ot UAB. 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Twill Activewear m 435-9643 1-91 30%OFF 20% OFF Hwy. 21,4 miles South Of Jacksonville Page 6 THE CHANTICLEEH November 29, 1984 - Ad (Continued from Page 2) and I knew the trouble it would Dining service manager Liane cause it it ran.” Smith had not approved the flyers, Villanova students seem un- although she had approved previous concerned about the ban, Marusak ministry leafletting. notes. WMe the Oxnard and EWU ad- ’l’he paper received two letters vertisements stirred little lasting supporting the editor’s posiuon, and conaoversy, the LSU and Villanova two supporting the ban. episodes still fester. At Oxnard College, however, too much reaction to a graphic pro - life LSU and the Reveille will meet in ad m the “Campus Observer” federal court on kcember 5th. prompted faculty advisor Gary And, while editor Strother hopes to Morgan’s edltorial defendmg the settle out ot court before then, MU’S paper’s responsibllity to uphold the Pesson says, “The university has no pro - lifers’ free speech right. inclination to settle out of court. Students and faculty members labeled the ad “m poor taste” and “We don’t see it as a first amend- “tactually inaccurate” and ment question,” he adds. “We’d like questioned the staft’s judgment m to determine the constitutionality of acceptlng it. the question. We assume the Morgan admtted the ad was university has the right to accept or “dehitely graphlc” and the paper reject ads.” dld not endorse it, but the Campus At Villanova, a scheduled hearing Observer does “believe in the on edltor Marusak’s refusal to pull precepts ot the First Amendment the birth control ad has yet to and cannot deny access as long as materialize. advertisers adhere to its advertising Marusak says the administration JSU Photo code.” probably prefers to let the matter Award winning drummers Eastern Washmgton U. students slide. objected as well when graphic pro - The Jacksonville State University Marching Gadsden, Zachery Maner of Gadsden, Michael Oliver of hie flyers appeared on cafeteria The Villanovan staff probably will Southerners’ drummers have won second place in the Birmingham, Maurice Canady of Albertville, Desiree tables last month. encounter the same administrative National Percussive Arts Society’s College Drum Line Fitts of Hueytown, David Coheley of Piedmont, Glen The tlyers adverused an anti- ban for any future controversial Competition held recently in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Carter of Piedmont, Jeff Griffin of Jacksonville, Kevin abortion film scheduled for campus advertisement, Marusak predicts. Among the local students are, from left, Scott Collier of Irish of Ozark, Lisa Holt of Hollywood, Rachel Cook of showmg and sponsored by Kampus “But,” he adds, “if that ad came Piedmont, Tracy Naugher of Piedmont, David Levins of Scottsboro, and Beth McCormack of Scottsboro. Sonshme Mmlstries. across my desk today, I’d run it.” Gadsden, Mark Miller of Gadsden, Ronnie Gilliland of Announcements...... Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday ‘lhe six-hour semnar will teach Bible publisher. He has tramed over basement ’I’MB. Forms may be A&M faculty from p.m. salesmen, managers, and 8-9 participants how to expand their 10,ooO picked up m Hoom 103 ‘W any will other protessionals. Martin is show works Students be instructed by ability to process books, manuals, an atternoon trom 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. Coach Cockley. No previous ex- letters, techmcal literature, and honor graduate ot Troy State Contestants must be temale Six faculty trom the Alabama Umversity and he attended Auburn perience is needed. Those interested other written material. It is siudents enrolled tull me(12 hours A&M art department are currently should sign up in Stephenson Gym. recommended tor business and University on a Woodrow Wilson or more) at Jacksonville State dsplaymg works at Jacksonville proiessional leaders, people who Fellowship m mathematics. University. Any organization, State University’s Hammond Hall A Capella Choir handle a lot of paperwork, students, ’ For enrollment, call the JSU dorrmtory, mdividual, or group of ,Gallery as part of an exchange teachers, people who love to read, Management Development Center friends may sponsor a candidate. ehbit between the two institutions. to perform and anyone who desres to improve at 435-9820, Ext. 324. ’lhe tee is $30.00. ‘lhe exhibit will be on display ’l’he Jacksonville State University learrung skills. ’l’he requred picture session and 30. Miss Mimosa through November Works are department ot music has scheduled ‘lhe cost is $95 which pays for mtormauon period is Wednesday, featured by Ms. Jimmie Dawkins, a number .of pertormances during traimng, materlals, and lunch. deadline Dec. 1 1 December 12, trom 34:30 p.m. in the Dr. Kobert Adams, Lakin Myd, the Christmas season including the ’The semnar was designed and photography studio located in the William Nance, I>r. Oscar Logan, presentation of the annual A Cap- wll be led by Joe A. Martin, Deadline tor Miss Mimosa 1985 basement of Brewer. and Lk. Clifton Pearson. pella Choir concerts and a per- currently an in-house consultant contestants to file form is by noon The Judges’ tea and presentation ‘l’he exhibition includes “Wishnu formance of Bach’s “Christmas with ‘lhomas Nelson Publishers, a ’l’uesday, Member 11 in Room 103, are ’ruesday, January 15, 1985. and His Consort,” a six-panel Oratorio.” &splay of graphite and watercolor ‘l’he A Cappella Choir will perform by Ms. Dawkins; “Diptych in Blue,” December 7, 9, and 10 at local an acrylic by Dr. Adams; color and churches. ‘The first concert will be black and white photographs by held at Jacksonville’s First Baptist Your best friend is choking, Soyd; mixed media including Church at 7:30 p.m. on the 7th; at macrame and three-dimensional Anniston’s First Presbyterian drawings by Nance; ceramics by Church at 4 p.m. on the %h; and at and all you can hear Logan; and stoneware and Anniston’s First United Methodist ceremonial masks by Pearson. Church at 7:30 p.m. on the 10th. The Many of the works are for sale. choir is conducted by Bayne L)ob- For more information, contact Dr. is your own heart pounding. bins. Emlie Burn at JSU at 435-9820,Ext. Or. David Walters will conduct 625. Bach’s “Christmas Oratorio” Every second counts. Would you know Archaeology meets December 11th at 7 p.m. in the Mason Hall Performance Center. what to do? Red Cross will teach you what you need ’he JSU Archaeology Club will All concerts are free. meet on Thursday, November 8 at 8 to know about life-saving. Call us. p.m. in Hoom 3!, Brewer Hall. JSU MDC presents Patsy Hanvey of Gadsden, a former JSU Art major will present a seminar again We’ll help. Will you? program on prehistoric lndian ’heJ@cksonville State University pottery. Everyone interested in Management Development Center, archaeology or pottery is cordially due to numerous requests, will once lnvited to attend this meeting agam present the “Heading to Hemember” seminar which was Students can join tirst offered earlier this year. Gym Kanna ‘The program will be held on campus ’Thursday, November 29 on Any student who is interested in the 11th Floor of the Houston Cole American learning and developing his gym’- hbrary begming at 8:30 a.m., and Red Cross nGstic skills should join the at the Holiday Inn in Uxtord in the .. A Public Sewice of This Publicallon Karma Club. ‘The club will mx!t on conference center at 8:30 a.m. November 29, 1984 THE CHANTICLEER Page 7

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Absenteeism is childish

By KELLY WILLIAMS students yearm for an education. “My Old Man’s paymg tor it. No skin off my back. Our unlversityhas seme of the finest teachers in the &rmg teacher. Better things to do.” ‘l’ho3e excum for United States. It must really be discouraging to them to cuttmg classes and many, many more can be heard have a wimp like you in their class. everday on our campus. But, cutting classes ain’t cool, Your frequent recurrent absences will Catch up with ad. you in the’real world!”l‘ry skipping days on the job with You are cuttmg nobody’s throat but your own. the same feeble excuses you used in college. Unless GREG SPOON ’Lhs university has a policy on absenteeism which is Daddy owns the company, you will not last long. Cut usually enforced. It is unfair to students who make an classes and you cut your future. You are cheating ettort to attend all classes and maybe get a parking yourself, your parents, and your future employer. Co-Editor-in-Chief ticket occasionally it the chronic laggard does not even C!onic absenteeism is childish. Maybe a high-school get a slap on the hands tor a blatant school policy type policy should be formulated for college students wolation. who act childish. Maybe a call toDaddyor the scholarship It is unposslble tora student to skip classes continually grantor informing them of their child ot recipient’s nasty and still reach their tull potential in that course. Is habit could stop some absenteeism. But they are adults, Daddy “tootm’ the Mll’?’ Why are you here? If your you say. No, only over-average children wasting school expenses were coming out of our pocket, you parent’s money and misusing scholarships and grants. probably would be present more. So skip class-cut your own throat. You will bleed hard. So,pal, stay at home, in your dorm, on the raquetball But it will not be the blood of education. Education is the court, or out cruising. Stay away and you will miss apprenticeship of life. If you don’t Serve your ap- several centuries of accumulated learning that our prenticeship how can you master life‘! dedlcated teachers have to offer. Maybe you do not want Education is a Mother’s touch, a Father’s approving their tried and true methocls of teaching life skills, but nod, and a teacher who can kindle a mind. If you have some ot us do. been lucky enough to have the first two-don’t blow the Your absenteeism is inhinging on other students’ !st. rights. Make-up tests and conferences take up a teachers Absence does not necessarily make the heart grow time that could be spent with the legitimate needs of fonder; it could make the teacher forget you. Semester ends Finals are yet to come By DEBBIE GOGGANS sence of a telephone is also a good chance of your study time’s being As the semester comes to a close, ’idea. lt you feel that you must have a mterrupt ed . you may be thlnkmg that the worst is telephone, at least do not give the Hemember getting away &om it over, but remember you still have telephone number to anyone. Use it all does not necessarily mean the tmal exams to face. It is hard only m case of an emergency. roughing it. It would probably be enough to get m the frame of mind You may not want to go into better if you try to find a place with tor studymg because of the holidays, seclusion by yourself, so it might be all the comiorts of home. This way not to mention all the people that you all right to carry a couple of hiends you can at least be comfortable even want to make sure and see before along with you as long as they are as though you cannot spend much of the you all go your separate ways. One serious about studying as you are. tune leisurely. solution to this protiem might be to When you tmd the right place and You wlll be surprised how much get away &om it all. No, not the decide on the people that would be easier it is to study when you simply studying but the people and the rush compatible durmg a few days study, remove yourself hom your regular of your day to day routine. First, you you must prepare for the trlp. It is a schedule and routine. Not only do must find the perfect spot where you good idea to stock up on food and you accomphsh a great amount of can have peace and quiet. It may be snacks to hut as many trips into school work but also return home a good idea not to tell too many town as possible. ‘i’his helps to keep teelmg much more rested and ready people where you are going. Ab- -you hdden and- &mm;ttes the to tace tire grind ot day to day life. November 29, l9M THE CHANTICLEER Page 9 OP/ED Source of ’religious‘ philosophy questioned By C. MAROLLAS be a greater par iety of *called for decades. Yes, liberal priests had care centers. that challenge. Today the adjectives liberal, C’hristian political positions or preached the evils of the Vietnam From its not so humble beginning One of the most important couservative, socialist and mbxist mewpoints than of liberal, con- war and that of race discrimination. on Sunday mourning television to its criticisms of the Moral Majority is are not complete by themselves. servative, socialist and marxist But not in many years have big political victories, this the charge that they incorrectly ‘here are serval varieties of each of positions put together, especially in preachers visibly proclaimed a movement has changed in the long- linked biblical principles with these political brounds. Un- this country. The New Christians message ~f political salvation which run the land scap-e of American political and economic con- fortunately the word Clristian when Right, as: it has come to be called, stretched over issues ranging from politics, and for sure in the short-run servatism. In fact, some critics used in connection with politics is no is the strongest blend of religion and foreign policy toward “tin horn ’’ has provoked our thought and in- have argued that these groups may less problematic. In fact there may politics this country has witnessed dictators to domestic policy and day spired OUT debates as this nation perhaps be reading the Scriptures passes through the Reagon through the lens of their ideology revolution. When we speak of the rocker and trying to derive specific Military pensions defended New Christian Right, we are issue positions from the Bible. referring to a loose coalition of Several new right leaders have By ROSEMARIE HULING leaves the details of accomplishing the actual move to groups “grounded” in religious either stated or strongly implied Every so often, the issue of military people’s en- the one adult, usually a wife, left behind. The one-year fundamentalism most visibly that one could not be Christian and titlement to retire with a lifetime pension after only separations are.a result of assignments to remote areas represented by Dr. Jerry Falwell liberal at the same time. twenty years of servlce is bought up by politicians. where family members are not permitted to go. with his Moral Majority. The It is impossible to assume that the Citizens, who hear or read the covents and the Most service families do not spend enough time in one ,primaryaudience for these groups is principles of God’s revelaion can fit sometunes misleadmg figures, then discuss the issue, place to purchase homes, and indeed, are sometimes the approximately 50 million neatly under the “rubric of a con- and there are always some who think that service men required to live in housing provided on the installation. evangelicals in the country. The servative ideology or a liberal one and women should either serve longer or receive no ‘herefore, many service members can buy a home only aim from the beginning was to for that matter. Let’s refer to Jesus’ benefits after twenty years. at the end of their service career at an age when their mobilize a group of people who had statement in Matthew 25 that those Retirement pay is based on a person’s rank and length civilian counterparts have often already paid for a traditionally avoided politics who feed the hungry visit the sick of serwce at the time of retirement. When figures are house. because they saw it as a dirty and clothe the naked will inherit the cited of someone’s bemg paid large sums of money, Spouses are usually Unable to pursue careers of their corrupt business, by convincing kingdom of heaven. How can the chances are that that person held a very high rank and own because of the frequent moves. Thus, extra income these people that political in- Moral majority ignore these biblical served more than twenty years. Far more men and is limited. volvement is a God-given respon- mandates? How anyonewhoclaims to women retre at the lower ranks, and, therefore, draw Additional schooling for a soldier and his spouse is also sibilty. be thoroughiy biblical can be so little only a modest sum each month. not always available where they are stationed, again Like other earlier movements, the impressed by the passion of the Admittedly, retrement pay for our Service people, limiting the opportunities for advancement. New C’hristian Right became allies prophets for social justice or by the who may only be m their early forties at the time of their with the traditionally ac t 1 ve identification of Jesus with the poor retirement, is a tremendous burden on our economy, During a tour of duty, usually three years, life may be conservative wlitical sector. With and in general with the victims of especially m these tunes of growing deficits. Ad- far from what an average civilian would consider nor- such resour& and the millions of society k beyond our understanding. mittedly, Army families are biased in favor of the mal. Working hours are seldom regular. supporters, the leaders are engaging mlitary population, and Army wives in particular, are ’l’he service has very few, if any, Monday through in battle on many front: through4he John L. Kater a major spokes biased because of ther knowledge of the military Friday, nine to five jobs. Alerts, called in the middle of media, creation of a alternative pejson for the opposition, as a estabhshment . the night, yank a soldier right out of his warm bed into a institutions such as schools and theologian, views the teaching and When a young person ]oms the service, it is rarely with freezmg vehicle and ott’ into the woods somewhere. He colleges, economic boycott of those the practices of the Moral Majority the expectation of going to war. Most people join for may or may not know where he is going and when he is opposed to their point of view, legal and concludes that the leaders of what they can get rather than for what they can give. coming back. The spouse never knows. achieve aud, of course, out the ballot this movements take qany-of their ‘ Nonetheless, if they can endure military life, and do it Extra duty is a fact of life in the service. Someone has box with very favorable results as moral norms about family, politics, successf-Uy, for twenty years, they have given their to stand guard, be a runner, take charge of quarters, do you know. While estimates of their sexuality, place of women, not as country the most productive years of their lives. For a staff duty, or perform the duties of survey officer. strengthvary, it is clear by now that they claim to do from the Bible, but person to be able to stay m the Army for instance, he Someone has to be on funeral detail, someone has to be the religious New Right has already mtead from their own middle class must be successiul. The Army is very selective now and survival officer. The list of extra duties is endless, and played a significant role in changing culture. Thus they are committing can afford to be. Only the top performers are selected for everyone gets his-her turn at various ones. the “complex masonic” of the very sin they accuse the mailine promotions, and only those who receive promotions at Physical training is another important and much American social and political life. It churches of committing: they are in regular intervals, are allowed to remam in the Army. hated part of Army life. How many civilians are up and is for these reasons that Falwell’s thrall to mere ly cultural morality,” Army life is mcomparably more demanding in many running and doing calisthenics at the crack of dawn challenge deserves to be taken and do not submit their normal ways than avllian life. First and foremost is the ever several times a week‘! The few who are do not have to seriously. Perhaps Christians most iudgements to the criticism of present possibihty of bemg killed in action. Soldiers are fear disciplinary action if they miss a day. l’hey run and ~f all ought to notice, and respond to biblical norms. lulled m the lme of duty, not only during wars. Recent exercise by choice. They never have to pass a physical hrstory bears this out. We lost marines and Army per- fitness test. How many civilians lose their job for not sonnel m Lebanon during terrorist attacks as recently as running a mile in the time specified for their age, for September of this year. Lives were lost during our doing too few push-ups or not enough sit-ups? Soldiers country’s rescue mission in Grenada just a year ago. Yet who fail to pass are very likely to be forced out of the our nation was not at war. Soldiers’ lives are lost all the service. tune durmg trairung-training that is usually much more Then there is the skill qualification test, SQT for short. hazardous than any that civilians undergo for their jobs. If a soldier cannot pass it at his present expected level, Frequent moves are a common factor in all ranks. he is barred from reenlistment, and if he does not score Farmhes are uprooted without choice of where they are hgh enough, he may not qualify for a promotion. gomg or when. Accepting an assignment is not a matter Without regular promotions, he, again, is not permitted ot choice; whereas a civllian may have to move to take a to stay in the service for twenty years. A civilian, .in promotion, he can turn it down and stay if he so desires. contrast, is rarely required to pass regular Military people do not even have the option of quitting; examinations proving his competence. He is also rarely they are locked in for the number of years they swore to fired for not climbing the corporate ladder. He simply serve. Not only do they live in other patts of their own stays on at the current level if he cannot be promoted. country, but they, their wives or husbands, and their At least once each year, each service member’s duty children must also cope with the foreign languages and performance, physical fitness, compliance with weight cultures of other countries. They must make do without standards, and moral and ethical convictions are many of the common articles and services available in evaluated in a written report, which is submitted to the this country. Kids do without their favorite toys, cereals, Department of the Army. One bad report is often enough and TV shows; mothers buy the cosmetics that are to prevent promotions, and thus end a career. Seldom do available, mtead of the ones they prefer; certain civilian employees face such strict evaluations.’ brands of clothing or even foods are simply not Military life is totally undemocratic and thus demands avadable. They survive on what commissaries and total dedication and total obedience. These are con- exchanges and catalogs make available to them. lhey ditions under which few Americans labor. Living under survive in their host countries with sign language and, these conditions means sacrifices-sacrifices of the right sometimes without such conveniences as television, to make many personal decisions, sacrifices of personal dlshwashers, dryers, or even hot running water. comfort, and frequently sacrifices of freedom of speech. Serwce families, during a twenty-year career, suffer Anyone who endures this way of life, for whatever many separations. Most are short-term; some are for a personal reason, deserves retirement pay after twenty whole year. Short separations are brought about by years. Twenty tears of service life with its many hard. maneuvers lasting perhaps thirty days. Ziey are also ships takes its toll and leaves most soldiers with im- caused by moves. When a service member is reassigned, paired health. Surely, twenty years of this life must particularly to a foreign country, he or she must leave account for more than twenty years spent in the same the Wlybehind mtii suitablel qwtess are obtained. tm;@rat least the same comtTgr, surrounded by family Only then isthe family allowed,to follow. lhis, of cowse, and friends, as a.civilian. Page 10 THE CHANTICLEER November 29, 1984

-ENTERTAINMENT Budweiser gives crowd alternative to “TV latenight with the guys” By WENDY EDEN by a high school creative writing “Did you hear the one about the couxe and went on to do a couple of .....” No, it wasn’t that bad, but the shows a month at a hometown club. pkes were flying on the back stage ‘herehe received otters and letters of Leone Cole auditorium two Friday ot encouragement to develop his nights ago. talent. ”1 used to watch people on Behind the professional stage the television and think 1 must be performances of comedians able to do better than that,” said Franklyn Ajaye, Richard Lewis and mller. ’these preceded what Miller George Miller was a mixture of off reters to as hs ”poorer” days in Los set humor and sheer nervousness. Angeles that were spent “grinding “l’m always nervous. 1 couldn’t out” material tor other people. walk on stage cock sure of myself,” Mlller, who now picks the dates he ’ said Lewis, who spent most of his plays, doesn’t hit the South that time pacing between the back rooms otten. His last performance ”down of Leone Cole, blaring the crowd’s this way” was a 1978 Troy date when laughs out with his Wallanan. he opened tor Helen Heddy. Despite Miller, who had been first on takmg it a little slower tor a “laid stage, was replaced by Lewis, while back audience,” Miller doesn’t feel Ajaye practiced new tennis the need to change his material from techniques in a mirror. “He claims region to region. “1 wouldn’t call he plays for a team in L.A.,” gays ‘taggots’ m San Francisco laughed Miller. Atter hoarding a though,” added Miller, who has few chocolate chip cookies in his adopted an “oft beat style” of hands, Miller was ready to talk. comedy. “1 really like seeing my name in Kesidmg now in L.A., Miller has the TV GUIDE,” grinned Miller, goals of becoming a Carson regular who a week earlier had auditioned or becormng relatively successful in on a Friday tor a following Wed- considerauon. “1 still get star nesday night appearance on The struck.” said Miller, ”Carson and Tonight Show. Not only was Miller Letterman are mtitutions in this able to give the concert a plug, but it protession.” Miller added that this was his 28th time on the show. (‘llr)is where the money is, despite ‘Ibis marks Miller’s 11th steady the bad case ot nerves that comes LCWI3 year of being a “full fledged” with it. Richard Lewis, a northerner at heart, takes on the stage with Style. comedian. “Full fledged” shouldn’t be taken lightly since a usual Miller usually catches acts at process of writing a book “of 4,000 Budweiser Comedy tour and he Lews, who normally does Late Tonight Show booking takes six L.A.3 Comedy Store and otten jokes that haven’t been used but enjoys the good work and “no fuss” Night With David Letterman every weeks from audition to the show. practices new material to get an would work,” and will appear on attitude. six weeks. lkwis loves stand up comedy the most and enjoys It’s a big move from the days he idea ot what works. “So many David Letterman December 27th. Accordmg to Ajaye is quite shows are good,” says Miller, “but I Miller, workmg with the Budweiser Comedy spent playing pool and working in a Meanwhile Ajaye fumbles through serious about his style and will at bakery in Seattle, Washington do remember when 1 opened for tour. “Budweiser gives me an a date book. Despite making a few tunes write up to ten hours of oportunity to work with people 1like, Tanya Tucker in-Atlanta. It was a material. “Style” is what Ajaye (According to Miller, he truly knows tiasco. additions to Miller’s comments, and see ditferent places and perform for the secret of how you get the cream mdulging in a little “ccmedian credits a comedian’s success to. educated people,” added Lewis. mto the middle of a Zinger.) ’he tuture is what Miller is con- gossip” Ajaye remains silent. This “You have to be born into being a h the early days he was inspired centrating on now. He is in the is Aiave’s second time on the comic. You have to be versatile and Films is where comedians seem to November 29, I984 THE CHANTICLEER Page 11 Comedy (Continued From Page 10) with David Brenner, fellow had been instrumental in helping andsince Lewis’ first appearance, he In awe of the three comedians that paid to make people, lawh.’: wmedan. “1 was the new kid on Lewis appear on The Tonight Show. has been on the late night progfam were dashing on and off the stage Opening the show with an m- block and Brenner really helped me Lewis described Johnny Carson as twelve times. “1 believe like Was Fred Pendergrass, who had teresting display of “Halloween Out,” said Lewis, who added that he “eXciting and a dream come true,” Brenner, that doing the Tonight been proclaimed earlier in the week, Masks of the Stars,” featuring h”. inw-- is like doinn weekend eie 50 the “SGA’s Funniest Person on T., Michael Jackson ’and John nes a year;’!- added LeGi, campus.” “I’ve always had a Holmes, Pendergrass dd Just that. renner, who has remained close, Jokmg Personality that I tried out on 3s also devoted a chapter on Lewis mends,” explained the special comedians were done and the curtam were drawn. you know I book, “pretzel:’ wsgreat education major. “Do m how tar it is to Virginia?,” len ‘lnd Out that these kinds ’* Lewis‘ Pendergrass said that he has questloned Lewis. It had &n a like my Work’” always had the desire to pertorm good show and it was Once again- and in the tuture would love to “get time to catch a plane. His style is unique. “I’ve always ijoyed rappers, but I’ve got my vn style,” said Lewis, who always irries a pin in his pocket to write ~wnnotes. “I’ve always been ipressed with Lenny Bruce, Buster eaton and Woo@ Allen,” added ?wis. He now practices at L.A.’ s ie Improvisation to work on aterial for his ten minute ap- !arances every six weeks. He is not happy with his move to e West coast and vows that he is e only one who remains standing the grocery store duringear- quakes. He hopes to return to the 1st coast, which he believes is eatively the best place to live. Lewis isn’t thrilled with the nillions of comedians” that have mded the stages. “There is a ioss brotherhood with so many clubs, ” ud Lewis. “1 didn’t get into this for oney though. 1 can remember eling like a jerk with notes in my lcket my first day. It seem like rever,” laughed Lewis. Looking ward, the successful comedian luckled,” I’ve been through veral presidents, 400 relationships Id lots of sneakers. Fred Pendergrass awes audience with “Halloween Masks of the Stars”.

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Correll and Perry JSU Photo

Kim Cor,rell and Ross Perry will take on lead roles in f‘l’alley’s Folly” Friday night at 8 p.m. in the Per- forming Arb Theater. ”TaIley‘s Folly“ opens Friday

By WILLADEAN MCNRRy ’l’he settmg ot the play is Hoss each night. Basically there are Perry and Kim Correll will star in JSU’s Drama Department will only about eight people lhat have the play. Perry plays Matt Freed- done most of the work for this play. present its secondm a series of plays man and Correll plays Sally Talley. to be performed durmg the 198.445 ’l’hese include Douglas Stetz who is school year. “Talley’sFolly” will be the &rector of the play and designer ottered November 30 through “’Talley’sFolly” W be held in the ol the set, ‘Toni Long, senior student December 6. httle Theater because the in- who designed the costumes and of Carlton Ward, designer for the “Talley’s Folly” 1s a verbal game macy ot the play. Also, it allows ot chess, The play deals with the the actors the experience of playing ’ lighting system. courtship ot young Sally Tam and m a smaller area mth the audience her Jewish suitor, Matt Friedman. so close. ‘The play is filled with Nightly performances will be at They are two people alone in life, meamng. It teaches the actor how to 8AJ0p.m.. with a matinee on Sundav almost self-exiles. They are use much detail because of the in- at 2:bO p.m. Admission isq2.00 fo; desperately in love with each other timacy. It is much different from students, $3.00 for senior citizens but won’t admit it. Matt hides playing the big stage. “In using the and military personnel, and $4.00 for behind cynicism and jokes. SaY small set, the actors become such a adults. Heservations must be made = hides behind a wall of fear. ‘fieY part of it,it’s like being in your own by calling 435-9838 or 435-9820 Ext. Nov. 30 Dec. 6 both have dark secrets which they homeyDouglasStetzexplained.The 648 as seating is first come, first will not admit to each other. httle ‘l’heatre will seat 75 people serve. ARS fills third semester slot 8:OO p.m. By Wendy Eden snger, song wricer, and second guitarist, wmle Barry Tuesday, December 11 the Student Government Bailey is suil lead guitarist and Dean Uaughtery pulls Sunday Matinee 2:OO p.m. Association, Wer, and Brothers will present THE vocals and keyboards. New additions are a lead singer ATLANTA HYTHYM SELTION at Brothers Bar. and drummer. The band is currently engulfed in a recordmg project tor Triad records under the production ’he show, whch wlll feature an opener band along ot Chps Moman, who has in the past produced Waylon Stone Center mth Atlanta based AHS, will serve as a trial basis due to Jennmgs. poor turnout at the last SGA and Miller sponsored event. “We’re hopmg that since Brothers is centrally located ln the height of the success AHS had hit albums such Performing Arts Theatre and that they pull m other acts, that it will increase the as AUEN and CHAMPAGNE JAM and popular singles response.” said SGA vice-president Henee Lupa.. hke “So In To You,” ‘‘Spspooky,” “Alien,” “C’hampagne Jam,” and “Back UP Against The Wall. AHS has just regrouped and has been in the process of playmg the Florida bar cruit for the last four months. ‘rickets wlll be $3 m advance for students and $5 for Despite personnel changes the band and their sound general admission. On the day of the concert tickets wlll Q.00 Students rmams the same, Original member JH Cobb remains go tor $4 tor students and $6 for others. %Oo Adults

~~~~~ Bring 2 canned goods to the movies 11111 December 5th and get in free to see /I/// Discounts available for senior lllll citizens and military personnel 11111 ”Greystoke” 1‘1111 November 29, 1984 THE CHANTICLEER Page l3

, Page 14 THE CHANTICLEER November 29, N84 Reviews

those who would do much to sway author.’l’hs book is significant to the essays deal in one way or Uefully, except man. In “Gather At “FDR as Govenor” the necessary two-thirds vote of students of both history and political another with aspects of the desert. The Hiver,” his most stabbing national convention delegates in science. Even the final chapter, an account of comment against man, Abbey still significant 1952. a river journey through Alaska, is writes, “Yet I know that even the In 1921, when Hoosevelt was 39 ”Beyond th’e Wall‘ largely about a region with low mosquito has a function -you might in today‘s times yeus old and apparently in perfect rainfall. ’l’he emphasis is placed on say a purpose- in the great web of health, he was stricken with in- gives grim view America's arid regions. Not many life. Their larvae help feed writers have attempted to write fingerlings, for example: Certain of yranklin Hoosevelt as Governor fantile paralysis after swimmirig D. and still of existing era sbout the desert in a fictional sense. their women help spread the of New York, by Bernard Bellush fighting a brush fire while in wet swimming trunks near his Edward Abbey’s characters are the parasitic protozoa that give us By ANDY G€”S landscape, the light, the air and the dengue, breakbone fever, yellow One purpose of the author in summer home at Campobello, New By STEVEN El. CONNELL Brunswick. ‘l’hough he would never It takes a while to decide whether desert’s living creatures. The fever and malaria, for example, writing this book was to attempt to American desert still remains open keeping in control the human discern between the programs be able to walk again without the aid Edward Abbey is merely a lonely his to all. A journey into the wilderness population of places like Borne, initiated by Allfed E. Smith, former of braces, he did discover that he desert rat writing time away or had a great general stamina while rn adventurous outdoor’s writer is the treest most nonprivileged of Angola, ltaly and Mississippi. Or Governor of New York and organism can be condemned as presidential hopeful, and those of he was convalescing. with a message. Abbey’s collection pleasures. ‘l’here is no membership For some time after he was of essays progress in chronological fee required. Just as open space was useless. ” Franklin D. Hoosevelt. However, the the fundamental heritage of Even those who share Mr. Abbey’s man object of attention in the stricken, it was believed. that his order trom the hottest desert flats in atfliction had permanently removed Death Valley to the coldest rivers of America, the freedom of the abhorrence of man may have a compilation of the book was to dfficult time digesting so much so reveal the contributing factors Hoosevelt from political life. Alaska. ‘l’he book is a journey into wlderness may be the purpose of However, Hoosevelt kepb in close our nation’s dwindling frontiers - most adventures. What Abbey fast. Much of the book is a futile leadlng to Hoosevelt’s programs as portrays in this book is negative exercise in nostalgia with nothing Governor of New York, and later as contact with public affairs largely the American Southwest and through the effortsof Eleanor and Alaska. A confusing and deadly toward mankind, but also possibly constructive and concrete to oBer. President of the United States. The Howe for several months during the description of America’s desert too polite for our own good. ’l’he descriptive dialogue of deserts author also exposes the personal the essay entitled “How It and the frozen wilderness is at trials and tribulations of Koosevelt, ?arly stage of his recuperation. In region consumes the largest In the 1928 race for the Governorship of proportion of Beyond The Wall. Was,” Abbey mails his message times, technically confusing. For such as his tragic bout with infantile New York Hoosevelt won with a those who only occasionally stick paralysis. In addition he delves into Alaska’s rape and mutilation by the home. “I started acrws the river at plurality of 25,564. Two years later whiteman leaves a bitter but factual the porphyritic peaks of Arizona, their heads out of doors, it is the revitalizing support that was he would win the then un- crazy of volcanic rock floating authenticity at its worst. gwen Hoosevelt by his wife Eleanor account of our present state ruins precedented plurality of 725,001 regarding the environment. For the on heat waves, Purple crags, Beyond The Wall is a negative and his friend and advisor Louis votes. ’l’hroughout his four years as lavender cliffs, long blue slopes of score to man with no mention of Howe. ‘his support proved be a reader enlivened with the past, but to Governor of New York, Roosevelt pessimistic of the future, Abbey is cholla and agave - 1 have never improvements except tearing major contributing factor in %d to contend, as did Governor totally acceptable. For the reader before dreamed of such things. everything down and starting over. Hoosevelt’s political career. hthbefore him, with a somewhat who believes, or at least desires that Behind us now was the last It is a shame that a man who Franklin Delano Kooswelt was lostile legislature. While in some our country is progressing towards drugstore, the final power line, the ‘cherishes the wild so greatly and born in Hepublican dominated Hyde -espects this proved d environmental improvement, ultimate policeman, the end of all who has experienced it for so long Park, New York, on January 30, helptul at times. At any rate Beyoqd The Wall is depressing. asphalt, the very tip of the monster’s can offer nothing positive. Abbey is 1882. Hoosevelt’s political career Koosevelt succeeded in getting Abbey offers no solution except tenacle.” ornery, but maybe for a purpose, began in 1910 when, after having much important legislation passed stopping the reproduction of our Mr. Abbey startles the reader hke many of today’s books, this is been a delegate to the Democratic during his two terms as Governor of species and halting industry. It is constantly with a different theme. an impassionate analysis of modern State Convention of New. York, he New York. easy to accuse Abbey of not liking He creates a critical dialogue of man man. It is part of the archives on was persuaded to accept the In some respects his policies were people and living in the past. in general and shifts to how every which future historians can only nomination for the State Senate a continuation of Governor Smith’s, ‘he reader will notice that all of link in the chain of nature serves gather that we are a careless era. from the district in which Hyde Park but he introduced many new aspects was located. He was only the second with his program for ’old age pen- m Democrat elected to the Slate sions, transfer of the budget-making Senate from that district since the process trom the legislature to the Civil War. mxecutive, creation of a New York Shortly after taking his &at in the State Power Authority, farm relief, blate Senate, January 1911, he a state unemployment relief system, became the leader of a group of uld other measures. It can be insurgents who, in defiance of mtain that Alfred E. Smith had a Tammany Hall, lined up in op- Feat impact upon Franklin D. position to the candidacy of William Koosevelt. It was Smith, contrary to F. Sheehan for the United Slates Ihe contentions of many historians, Senate. At that time members of.the who planted the seeds of the New United States Senate were still Deal. It blossomed forth, however, elected by the state legislatures. mder the affirmative and confident After 65 futile ballots, the Hoosevelt guidance of Koosevelt. following forced the election of Franklin D. Hoosevelt made many James ‘A. O’Gorman as a com- mors in judgement. during his promisecandidate on the 64th ballot. political career and left his suc- xssor to the Governorship with a ’l’his was only the beginning of ieficit of more than 1W million Hoosevelt’s manifestation of in- Wars. On the other hand, when the dependence. In 1912 when, though herican people needed positive not a delegate himself, he led the nd confident leadership to over- tlght in the New York delegation to mme a worsening economic crisis,’

~ the Democratic National Convention Aoosevelt filled the vacuum left by at Baltimore for the nomination of mnfused leaders. Relying on the :Woodrow Wilson for President, msitive program he had developed . ‘again in opposition to Tammany iuring his four years as governor, he Hall which was supporting Judson isumed the Presidency and steered Harmon of Ohio. Hoosevelt’s op- he nation in a democratic direction. position to boss rule so greatly m- ‘l’he author has written the book as creased his popularity that he was roof that Hoosevelt did have a ‘again elected to the New York State rogram, other than that which he Senate in 1912. Unfortunately, he lad inherited from Smith. “His would not show the same antipathy iming of decisive political acts, his for boss rule in his later political wid education of the public, his career. ‘l’his would affect his rble handling of obstructionist reputation as an independent hpublican majorities in the State Democrat. egislature and of a divisive and Although his own ticket was !orrupt ‘l’ammanyHall in New York defeated in the Harding-Coolidge Sty showed his unusual executive landslide, the connections he made ibility and political acumen.” When would be materially beneficial to !omparing Koosevelt’s programs as hun later. “In the process he gained hvernor of New York with intimate knowledge of respective lomestic policy as President local conditions in the Democracy ogical development may bi! ’n0

and furtherecl I hiq ., qo?@q, yj?., rhig’gbrjt iq’Urjxigl$ .out,iye& !I$ l(\,.>C (.,.,,.^ November 29, 19&1 THE CHANTICLEER Page 15 FEATURES Larry Smith I a Iman of various talents By ANDY GOGGANS: Hardy’s hometown m Englandfor him by one of his Larry Smith is more than the average director here at former secretaries as a gift. Jacksonville State University. Larry, who took his Larry is tyly an avid fan of Thomas Hardy. Ac- degree trom JSU, is now the Financial Aid Director for cording to him,Hardy can have a sentence a quarter of a the university. But this is his job, not his life. Larry is a page long and the reader will not lose the train of nbrant, outspoken, intellectual with various interests thought. To me this is the sign of a great writer.” which range from reading to the study of nature. When Larry is not reading Hardy, he reads anything pertaming to history, especially ‘Colonial’. ltvo of his Hecently, Larry, with the help of his older brother, tavorite writers in this area are William Manchester and Howard, and several friends, completed his place of John Tolon. retreat. The retreat is a log cabin on Guntersville Lake, where he now spends his weekends. He began work on Larry was the editor of ‘The CXanticleer’from 1967 to the cabm m March of 1W3 and has only just completed 1%9. He has published one book on the history of Mar- hls home away trom home. While the outside of the cabin shall County trom prehistory to 1939. The book was has been completed in its entirety, the interior stineeds published in 1%9, one year before he graduated from a tew ot the finishing touches that will make it ex- JSU. He is currently doing research on the second clusively Larry’s. volume of the book which will cover the history of Marshall County trom 1939 to the present. Betore Larry ever began work on his cabin, which he ordered m kit form, he spent several years studying the According to Larry,it costs so much now for the small overall 1ayoEt of other log cabins. When the final time writer to publish that it is almost impossible to decision was made, it was in favor of an eighteen by break even much less make money. He says that it is twenty-six toot cabm made with authentic hand hewn, mainly personal satisfaction that keeps him writing. dove-tailed notch logs. According to Larry, “lt was a Someday he wants to try his hand at fiction, specifically great source ot pleasure and satisfaction to conceive, historical novels. design, and construct a house of this nature.” Larry’s home, whwh he shares with his wife and twelve year old son, Martin, is furnished mainly with ‘l’he cabm, sittmg m a clump of woods just off the lake, antiques, ninety percent of which Larry has refinished is a one and a half story masterpiece with all the com- hunself. torts ot home. Larry, utilizing the lake to the fullest extent, has a twelve foot sailboat, which adds to this In 1976 Larry and hs wife bought the Victorian Style already appealmg setting. house (built in 1894) next to the new Pi Kappa Phi house on West Mountain Avenue, After refinishing the house While the cabin on the lake is a fantastic place to and living there for five years, they determined that it “kick back:’Larry has many other sources of enjoyment was toD much trouble and not economically feasible for and relaxation. them to live in an old howe, so they sold it in 1981.

When he was attending Snead State Junior College, Larry’s background is in the fields of journalism and Larry was forced to read Thomas Hardy for the first hmory. He worked for Jack Hopper, idsuing weekly time. “1 had a literature course and was required to read campus press releases, before he was offered his present Hardy’s ‘Far from the Madd ing - Crowd’. It was then postion. Larry says l~:saw working in financial aid as a that I discoverd that I liked Hardy. I began to read challenge and added,‘rhere is so much change. The everything of his 1could get my hands on.” tederal government comes out with something new all of Larry has been reading Hardy for almost twenty the he,and so tar no two years have been the same.” Photo by Rick Gilley years now and has at least one @py of everything Hardy has ever written. The prize of his collection is a copy of Yes, Larry is the financial aid director, but he has Larry Smith “l’he Mayor of Casterbridge’ that was purchased in much more to offer than simply serving in that capacity. How to lase weiaht without trying By JANET PAFCNELL enemy) to remove and hide the library, you have got it made. Better as that. tiorgmg oneselt on a pep- In recent years the world has distributor cap in your car, what yet, everytime you go to the library peroni and mushroom thick crust become captivated by various diet good will this do you ask? Have you pretend the elevators are on the pizza is one thing, but who can and exercise fads. Scarsdale, ever tried to start your car without blink and climb or crawl, up the shovel m spmach and asparagus‘! tirapefruit 45 and Victoria Principal it? Walking to class has a dual stairs. Sure, you say, this falls under ’l’hink back on those days when mom can tend to grate on the nerves, purpose: it cuts down on parking the category of “trying” to lose experunented on the tmly with especially when you just do not care problems and, if done regularly (no weight - wrong. Taking the Stairs hver parmesean or mussel creole if your curves are hour-glass shaped hitchhiking allowed), helps trim up and overloading one’s classes is not with wlld rice. Remember how or your stomach is as firm as a those tlabby, cellulose filled thights. "trying; it is simply creative eating. many times this happened when table-top. Weight is relative - it is Additionally, if you breathe deeply I dare you to find ,the time to eat mom set those delectibles on the whatever you, as an individual, are - though not enough to attract more than the bare nutritional table, “Gee, mom, I’m just not comfortable with, not, what the undue attention - your heart .rate necessities on such a schedule. hungry; can 1be excused to (a). do media tells you to look like, that will increase and improve your my homework or (b). beat the dog counts. general health. Some feel the best way to lose out ot his Alpo‘!” - Are you ready for a change‘! Yes, weight is to smash all mirrors and there is a way to lose weight without If this step seems too drastic, you buy clothes one size larger than you trying. Almost everyone cheats on are out of luck, for it only goes down ‘laere are many other ways to lose normally do. Baggy is in. Who is to weight without supplying much diets geared toward a specific fruit from here. ‘l’he least nutritional, but know the difference’! Just sit back, ,or plan. After two days on a boiled most effective, method is simply to relax and wait for the ”Have you lost ettort; one is only lirmted by his own unagmation. The saddest and most egg and banana diet, how can you forget to buy groceries. Many joke any weight’!” and “Gosh, you look honestly look longingly and hungrily about the smoker who quits by not depresslng approach which has simply fab, dear” to roll.in. No, no shown itselt, however, is to graduate at either one without wanting to: buying cigarettes only to bum. off i weight is lost in actuality, but using first, throw both into the disposal others. ‘l’hls works in the same the art of illusion’and seeing quick and get a job wth only a thirty and watch tnem drown and swirl manner. Do not purchase groceries; results are important factors. mnute lunch break and have to take mto oblivion; second, reach for a just ask friends or, better yet, visit work home to boot. Detmitely not httle Debbie Snack cake, or better friends and wait until they offer you one of the tavorites. Just remember yet, that chocolate cake your somethmg to munch on. Take them ‘l%e easiest plan although least no matter which way you choose, roommate’s mom sent. for all you can get for you may not be llkely to be utilized, 1s to register for detmg is a state of mind. Not Losing weight without actively asked back. Obviously, the less 18 to Zi hours ot classes with three of everyone can have the body of pursuing it can be easy and, this is popular peopie will lose more those classes reqwmg one term Haquel or Victorla or Christie. Just important, quite borhg. One way to weight, but that is only fair. ~ ppper due at the end of the Semester. be comtortable mth yourself and be a comfortable weight is to fund a .“Last, but certhly not least,’cook healthy. It this tlws not ‘work mechanlcpLuy :minded. friend. (QP .. ’ foods’youdo not ’like. lt is’= sirfiple develop a good personality. Page 16 THE CHANTICLEER November 29, 1984

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Quotes from FOR Scabbar b B a e, 4:3n,d~awe1ii~ll Delta Omicron 3 I 4 5 '6ISaxonhone Quartet, The truth 1s found I2 -Lambdo Alpha CusilonI Music Frat., I ' ' Rm. 141, Brewer, , - Rm. 107, Mason, course Offerinq when nen are free to Performance Center , 6:33 0.m. I 9 p.n. DUTSUB It. Student Uietetics i. o re your 'SGA Meetinq, IKapaii Delta Easilon, Foodservice Assoc., lecture 7:30 u.m., Km. 201. Ramona licmd, , f!ome Ec. Deit. notes vaque? DO YOU ~ TW I 2:lj o.m. A Cappella Choir, There Indisoen- Basketball: 15 no Basketball: Aloha Phi Or,,ega, Ladies of Omeqa, Faculty Scholars, , Christmas concert, have trouble Bantist Center, 1st Baptist, i ValdoSta Isable "a" Dclta Siqm '?hCtZ, AU-MOntqollery. wesley HOUSE, Basement, Rowan, J'ville, state, 1 , AwaY, 6:30 ?.W. studylnq for tests? 11owan !'call 1 Away, 7:30 P.T. Tuesdavr. 6 mm. 7 D.T. 4:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. The Center for The only thina we hav Individualized to fear 1s rear ltSCl ...... Instruction will Basl

economics. 16 17 1-' 20 looking for. -+ 12 - I For complete Eterwl truths will I l~stings. bc neither true nor ~ilinqof semester qrade please refer for qraduatinq students of all eternal unless they Senior RCCI ta 1 i ~l?inq semester to your spring by 1:15 n.m. qrndes within 24 hours I hove frcsh meaninq after last scheduled schedule book. Semester EXJImS exa-,inatlonP. Comencerwnt, 6 p.,. for cmry nfk, __i For SDeClflC snclal sltuiitlon. informatior about ,? coir5e, call uevcr before haie LXt. s71. we had so little circ rn which tz do 3- -,#,!- Yovember 29, 1984 THE CHANTICLEER Page 17

“Some careers never leave the ground Mine’s off to a FLYING START”

2nd Lt Pam Champion was a special education major, member of Delta Zeta Sorority and commissioned through Army ROTC at Jacksonville State University.

Army ROTC got Pam Champion off to a good ROTC can do the same for you. The Army start. Upon graduation from college, she attended ROTC College program helps you develop your the 9 month Officer Rotary Wing Aviator Course leadership and management ability and trains you at Ft Rucker, Alabama, where she graduated as to become an Army officer.’ an Army Aviator.

One year out of college, Pam will have a chance Enrolling can benefit your immediate future, too, to use some of the leadership and management through scholarships and financial aid. To find out techniques learned in ROTC. She will fly UH-1 more about the benefits of Army ROTC contact helicopters with the 6th Air Cavalry Combat any Military Science Instructor at Rowe Hall or Brigade in Texas. call 435-9820, extension 601.

JSU ARMY ROTC Page 18 THE CHANTICLEEH November 29, 1984 Are we civilized? BY ROSEMARY HULING had deposited the dog,and, still Another consequence of lettlng 1 am appalled at the situation of crymg, begged hun to find the pets roam at wlll, besides death and domestic animals here and animal and take hun to our suttering, is indiscriminate elsewhere.lt spolls my day to drive veteriarian. Unfortunately, when breeding. A responsible pet owner along on our highways and streets &b tound the dog, he had already should have his arumals neutered, and see the swollen, gutted, dead ded. ‘This little dog’s trustmg eyes be they male or female. Obvously, it animals.1 become upset when 1 see haunt me to this day. Qmte possibly, is the owner of the female pet who dogs and cats roarmng at wlll. They someone, perhaps a chld or a lonely must raise and then dispose of the wlll surely become the victims of old person grieved for him. Yet, had unwanted litters. But owners of motorists someday. that someone truly cared for this male pets should tee1 equally pet, he would have protected him responsible and prevent ther pets trom this tate. trom contributing to an already Pets should be kept confined for lnsurmounta ble problem ot over- population ot dogs and cats. These heir own protection. When a fenced We like to believe that ours is a yard is not available, they should be unwanted litters ot puppies and civilized society, yet it seems to me lattens usually end up In the pound, walked on a leash. Not Only 1s this lhat too many people show too little sater tor the pet, but it is also safer concern tor the helpless creatures where they wlll probably be kllled. tor walkers, joggers,and playlng they acqmre. ’These same people ‘l’he less tortunate ones are drowned or put 111 dumpsters. 1 have found children. A pet on the loose is likely would not allow a small child to to be hit by a passlng vehicle and left roam the streets without super- perfectly healthy, lively puppies in to &e. On my way to work one dumpsters and land fllls. vision. Do they really expect a mere morning 1 saw a small brown dog How many people know by what animal to be more intelligent than a method our local Humane Society sitting on the yelow divldlng he. child? 1 thmk that civilized people lalls the annals brought there’! The Cars passed m both dlrections. One assume the responsibllity of taking wrong move by the dog, and he care ot their arumals. shelter uses a vacuum chamber. would have been struck by one of ’l’his room is tilled with unwanted ihem. When 1 arrived at the spot animals, all the oxygen is sucked out where he sat, 1 stopped my car, Free roammg dogs and cats who ot the room, and the annals &e. If torcing everyone behmd me to do the avoid being run over may become they are lucky, they &e. After this same, got out, and picked up the the innocent victuns of dog fighting procedurre, the furry corpses are small frightened creature. It was rmgs. ’l’hese illicit organizations use loaded onto a truck and dumped at a then that 1 noticed the blood dogs and cats to train their fighting land till. Anunals have been found trickling out of his mouth. He had dogs to klll. ’The captured animals there that were not dead, left to be already been hit and had apparently are incapacitated ln various ways to buried alive. sustaned internal mjuries. Through make them defenseless and unable ‘l’hese are the results of not a haze ot tears 1 carried hun to the to harm the prized killer dogs and contining and neuterlng pets. Is this dwh and laid hun down. As soon as 1 are then used for those dogs to what we call civhzed’! It would take walked into my ottice, lust a few practice on. Other strays may end so little ettort and expense to correct minutes later, 1 called my husband ~13as laboratory anmals, a fate no the situation. if each Det owner did ROTC is for home, described the siot where 1 bitter than the one just described. hs share. ’

1. Greaw Foster YOUZL HEAR OF THE BIGGEST ByMICHAEL JOHNSON served with the Marines in Italy, ALL “It can take up to ten years of hard Virginia, Okinawa, and North work ln the private sector to gam the Carolina. In January of 1982, after HZ7S BY ALL OF WEBIGGEST STARS , leadershp sk~llsand management spendmg six years in service and experience that an Army olticer can havlng earned the rank of sergeant obtaln in four or hve years. It may III a miantry mortar unit, Greg be even longer than that before you decided tq prepare for his future by have the opporturuty to control the gettmg his college degree and of- ON number of people and amount of ficer’s commission at the same time equpment that a new lieutenant is through HOTC. He is currently placed m charge of hs tirst day on pursuing a degree in political the lob,” commented Foster. This science with a mmor in mlitary opportunity for immediate science. responsibihty rarely afforded the average college graduate is what “It can take up to ten AMERICA’S attracted Greg to become an olticer. years of hard work in the private sector to gain the HOT MUSIC Lookmg torwdrd to his com- mssionmg as a second lieutenant in leadership skills and Sprmg ‘85 Greg said, “HOTC is COUNTDOWN helping me prepare t,Dr a demanding management experience profession that 1believe wiH give me the satisfaction a regular nine to five pb can’t.” ‘rhs year’s cadet brigade that an Army officer can commander made hls decision to obtain in four years. It pursue his college degree and Army oflicers’ commission because of the my be even longer than challenge and the reqmred com- SUNDAYAFTERNOONAT 2:OO mtment to excellence he observed that before you have the of the military while sermg in the opportunity to” Marine Corps. “Atter seemg the

pas1 pertormance record of JSU ~~ cadets at advanced camp and tireg admts KO’TC is not for hearing of the Military Science everyone and Ltiat no two cadets Department’s fme reputation ot have the same teelmgs on the role producing qualily others, I knew KO’I’C plays in thelr lives. For tireg, Jacksonville State was the place fur “ihe most imporLant aspect ot HO’I’C me,’ Foster says. is :hat it helps instill m mdividuals :he prlnciples and values necessary tireg, a native oi Dallas, Texas. ‘0 be a competent and valued asset enlisied m the Marme Corps r)gh,t in our society.” Whether tireg makes his career as an*Armyofficer November 29, 1984 WECHANTICLEER Page 19 The JSU ”Equality Bowl”

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Attorney Marda Walters Sydnor of Birmingham, to right, Attorney Marda Walters Sydnor, Miss Gladys (daughter of Mrs. Marge and Dr. David Walters) visits Dutton-Mexico, Mikael Fredstrand-Sweden, Miss with members of the International House Program at Melissa Houck-Winter Park, FL and Bolivar Saltos- Jacksonville State University, following a Dinner Ecuador. Forum. Attorney Sydnor was the featured speaker. Left

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RlrvnlGugG LCUIIG YUlll IIUILC UUIGI than dear old mom, you “Doni interrupi wiien someone else those anncylng little sayings which is talkmg,” to the extreme, “hn’t have henpass. down Pick You nose, it doesn’t look ace.” and perfected through the ‘lhe mention of these motherly generations. ’h%?SO Called ad- quotes would not be complete if ‘J’lsorY quotes vary from manners to those concerning food Were not toad to general WetY. Of COurSe, all included. How could anyone forget these little reminders were those tamous words of wisdom like, necessary. Such warnings as, ‘*Eatyour vegetables,” “Don’t m

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BY BO CHAMPION ‘The Jacksonville State Gamecocks ended thelr season on a bitter note as the Livmgston ‘ngers deteated them 38-35 on Saturday, November 17, in Livmgston. ‘he best part of the game for Jacksonvde was when lucker C1.lrls Hobbs shattered the Gulf South Conference scorlng record with his tive extra points. Just as they had done the week betore, the Gamecocks made a respectable game of it, scormg two fourth quarter touchdowns to tie the score at 35 all. But hvmgston marched 55 yards and kicked the wmmg field goal wth 1:38 left m the game to secure a ‘Tiger vlctory. ‘l’he Jax State ottense looked strong, accumulatmg 248 yards m the aaand r36 on the ground, but the detense gave up 456 yards and 38 pomts, as well. ’l’hetast score of the contest came when John Dixon scored from a yard out, cappmg a 75-yard drive, to give Uvmgston a 7-0 lead. Followmg a big punt return, the ‘I’igers drove XI yards m 7 plays for another touchdown. LU quar- terback Larry Stevenson hit Andrew Nelds wth a four yard pass, givmg Yields the GSC record for the most touchdown receptions m a career. ‘he Gamecocks then came back wth a 91-yard ‘fl) drive. Monte Coats broke a 56yard run to set up the score. The touchdown play was a 3-yard toss from David Cottey to Ught end Jeff Bullen. Hobbs kick was good, tor his 225th pomt and the GSC scorlng record. Midway through the second quarter, Co!tey threw a lateral pass to Darry Evans who mturn hit D.T. ’l’homas for the score. Hobbs’ kick tled the score at 14 all. Jacksonville got on the board agam to take a 21-14 lead when Cottey hlt Jeff Bullen on a 14-yard touchdown pass. Hobbs added the PAT and the Cocks led by seven at the break. bvingston then came out m the thad quarter wth three unanswered J’ville gymnasts ready to from last year touchdowns. pick up ‘The tirst came when Kozell Jenkins scored from two yards out. BY CATHY ADAMS were last year at this tune. Noles, ‘l’racey Bussey, Laura Cook, and parallel bars and team captain Andy Lomax’s luck ued the game at As the year draws to a close the ‘l’here are ten treshmen on the Patty Yeist, and Denise Walker. Of Jeff Beal on horizontal and parallel 21. men’s and women’s gymnastics women’s team making it the largest the treshmen, Ddard, says, “all are bars. A vulnerable Jax Slate defense teams of Jacksonville State begin m number that Ddlard has ever had. good and making progress.” allowed the ‘Tigers to grab another gearing up for their upcoming ‘he older members give the Stepherue Howell seems to be the Le Hair was named national TU. Fields scored on a beautiful 17- seasons. After their monumental leaderdup, maturity, and ex- most outstandmg at this point. vaulting champion last year and All- yard catch from Stevenson. The showing last year, both teams have perience that an athletic team Other treshmen, manna Morrell, American on floor the exercise. lack made it 2421 Livmgston. their work cut out for them if they needs. Laurie Sparrowhawk, Donna John Tittle is working hard to be are to repeat thelr pertormances, Sophomore Jenrufer Mck’arland ’l’rotter, and maria Kelly are also named All-American on the parallel Last year in Springfield, won the number two position in the mentioned as having potential. bars and floor exercise. ’he‘Tigers a CoBey pass two plays all-around competition at Nationals Several ,.members of the men’s ’l’he three new members of the later. ’l’hey then drove 10 plays for Massachusetts, the women finished last year. ‘l’hough Dillards says she team have been named All- team are all transfer athletes. John another givmg them a 35-21 tirst and the men finished third in TD the Div. I1 championships. is the best on the team, he adrnits the Americans. They mclude Kenny Zermgue from Memphis State will cushon with 12:3Y remaining to play others are gettmg close. the game. Moore on pommel horse, Clyde be competmg m the all-around and m Women’s coach, Hobert Didlard Mck’arland will be competing Moreland m floor exercise and previously won honors in the The Gamecock offense, .then along ulth others from last year, spFbng back,to life. Coffey’s&ymd Wlietes. the’two terns are a lot vaultmg, Emery Harriston in floor Southeast HegIonals on still rings. tWh.er.ahng at thts peint than they PaLricia Claridy, Llsa Ernst, Angie exercise, Dave Oak on horizontal (See Page 23) (See TIGERS, Page 23) ‘ GYMNASTS, November 29, 1984 THE CHANTICLEER Page 21 Nationally ranked Gamecocks settle for split BY STEVE CAMP press set the tone for the game, but ’heteam picked by a coach’s poll our strength inside was the deciding to win the tiulf South Conference tactor. basketball , championship this ’he tiamecock front line fur- season, Jacksonville rushed the punch with 70 of the 90 State, got a rude awakening points. Senior foward Hobert last weekend as they finished third Guyton led the way for the m the Armstrong State Basketball Gamecocks with a game hgh 22 ‘Tournament in Savannah, Georgia. points. In the team’s initial game of the Newcomers Pat Williams and new season, Bill Jones’ Gamecocks Kelvin Bryant supplied bench were stunned in the opening game of strength at the forward position, an the tourney as Belmont Abbey area Jacksonville suffered dearly in topped them by the final count of 61- last season. ‘They added 20 points 60. and 14 points respectively. But Jacksonville bounced back on Junior center Keith McKeller Saturday to down tournament host pumped in 10 points of his own for Armstrong State in the consolation Jax State. Forward Robert game to take third place. Spurgeon, while scoring only four In Friday’s action the Gamecocks points, led all rebounders with nine. were not at their best. With four Armstrong State was led in seconds remaining they clung to a scoring by the 20 points of Hod Lane. slim 61-60 lead. Gmo Groover, who had poured in 33 Belmont took the ball inbounds the night before, was heid to only 11 where Jax State guard Earl Warren points by Jacksonville. committed a costly foul. Two free throws later Jacksonville was ’l%e board play of the Gamecocks behind 6160 and was unable to come was the deciding factor in the up with the equalizer. contest. Jax State out rebounded gut Saturday saw what appeared Armstrong 43-36, to be a totally different Jacksonville With a 1-1 record on the young Wate team, a squad which played season, Jacksonville State returns to more in the mold of last season. The the friendly confines of Pete Gamecocks used physical play on Mathews this weekend to host the the boards and Jones’ trap press to Tom Hoberson Classic. shut down Armstrong for a 90-79 Acton begins at 6:30 Friday vlctory. evening with ‘i’revacca College Jacksonville’s defense torced the talang on Allen University. The opposition to shoot a poor 39 percent second contest follows with host Jax from the field on the night. State going against PhilIips College. “‘l’hls is the way 1 thought we ’he tournament championship and consolation game will get under way would.play the hrst night,” said a J~XState head coach Bill Jones ConfroUts the officials in weekend action. happy Bill Jones afterward. “Our on Saturday evening at 6:30.

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everv kick. .'Yes, there was pressure, but you lust have to take it as it comcs. You have to try not to worry about ii. When the tune wmes you have to perform because thaL's what you're out there for. li noti'he says with a smile."it's 'choke city'." With such a s:iccessful career. one would thnk Hobbs would have a chance at a tutu@in pro tootbail, bu! no o::e has shwn a real interest thus tar. Oniy Ihe Birmn&harnStailions have contacted him. "I plan on !r$rig cut sonewhere ar:yw+y, just for the fun of it if nothing else," says Ho%r. Yootbal! h:is beer: gmd to ckzis :io:;bs. bo;~::f!Alyit Isn't over >el. November 29, 1984 THE CHANTICLEER Page 23 Vol leybal I team takes 2nd in GSC tourney I TOM ROBERSON -ww BY JODY KERN The Lady Gamecocks’ volleyball team ended their season on Saturday, November 17, 111 Carrollton, Georgia, with the Gulf South Conference CLASSIC tournament. Jacksonville was defeated in the final round of play by the University of North Alabama, The Lady Lions had been the favorite coming into the tournament losing but one conference match all season. That loss had come at the hands of Jax State. Friday and Saturday UNA took the trst game of the match 15-7. l’he Lady Gamecocks bounced back to take the second game, 154, to even the count. laat was all tor Jax State. NOL 30 DeCi 1 ’heLady Lions took game three, 15-11, and closed out the match in the tourth by the count of 15-1. Pete Mathews Coliseurnk-~+- Named to the All-Tournament team for Jacksonville were Donna Oden, Martha Butler, and Jean Fowler. Butler and Lisa Holtzclaw were honored by being named All-Conterence. Trevacca College Along wth the players being awarded, Jax State coach Janice Creel was named Gult South Conterence “Coach of the Year. ‘l’he Lady Gamecocks finished their season with a 19-16 overall record Allen University- Wth a 14-4 conference mark. Phillips College Gymnus’s (Continued From Page 20) II Jax State Brian Walker comes from Penn been picked to finish third in the )r i Slate and his strengths are in the nation this coming March at floor exercise and the horizontal Nationals. bar. ’lbe third is Buddy Brownstein Coach Dillard encourages Jigers from Maryland University who will students, “come out and see what (Continued From Page 20) be competing on the parallel and we’ve got.” strike to Thomas brought ‘llger 15, Hob Parker blocked a knotting the score at 35 all. horizontal bars. Jacksonville closer. An un- Livingston punt and linebacker But the ‘l’igers used an &running- Both the men’s and women’s On December 8, the women’s team R~cesSful%Pint Conversion left the Alonzo Blackmon caught it in the phy drive to set up the winning field teams are nationally ranked. will be competing against Georgia count at 3547 in Livingston’s favor. end zone for the score. goal &om 27 ‘yards out. ’l’ogether they are the best dm1 team College in Stephenson Gym. It will ‘hRed IhditS accounted for the Coffey then hit hllback Mickey Jacksonville ended a frustrating in the nation. This is expected to be begin at 7:OO in the evening and final Jax State score. From the Vickers for a !&point conversion season with a record of 4-5-1. their best year yet. The men bve adrmssion 1s free. t.

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