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REPORTERS editorial EMTN-IN-CIIEF Cary R. Peters
dent may not even seem important to many RIT students. The point I am try• Put A MANAOINQ EDITOR ing to make is that inspite of all of the Christine Kocnig positive aspects of RIT the eighth EXECUTIVE EDITOR graders experienced, they will most Kerstin Cunter Sock In It... definitely remember the negative, per• AH MREOTOR haps even more so. The more good we as After reading President Simone's letter josh Klenert this week, I wish to express my own feel• students can accomplish, the better. There DIRECTOR OF raOTOQRAPRY seems, in our society and on our campus, to ings about what happened on campus back Erik Mathy in October of this school year. The rude be a natural tendency to dwell on any neg• ative occurrences and asp>ects that arise. AtSOaATE EDITORS comments of a few RIT students to a group Anna Kradlak, FEATURES of touring eighth graders may not seem like Therefore, whenever possible, we should Aimee Zakrewski, SPORTS act. I am not saying that volunteerism Bryan Howell, CULTURE a big deal at first, but like it or not it does Alfred Pcnn, NEWS reflect on all of us in the RIT Community. should be exercised so that we can improve OIFY EDITOR I don't expect the entire campus to hunt the image of the university. There are many Sean Aryai these students down and punish them any other more important reasons we should ASSISTANT COPY EDITOR more than I expect the majority of people participate. I am saying that representing Cara Allen to become extremely distressed about this the university in a positive way, not only situation. We have all heard at one time or benefits each individual, their organiza• PHOTO EDITOR Victoria Arocho another that school spirit at RIT is low or tion, and the community, it also improves almost nonexistent, but this isolated inci• the RIT community. When that happens, WRITERS Sean Aryai, Kurt Brownell, dent may be part of a bigger problem. then we will all have something in which to Alan David Dias, Patrick J. Caynard, Aside from the mere common courtesy we take pride. Chip Coher, jason Jonikas, Perhaps if a group of RIT students from Don Leclcer, Christopher McCarthy, should show to visitors on our campus, we Aileen Pagan, Eve Saturn, josh Slates, need to foster pride in the RIT Community. a variety of majors were to visit the very Willis White, Rahul Merwah We can't seriously expect outsiders to view same group of eighth grades in their own DESIOMEU us as a strong community, if we don't even school, it would be a more positive experi• Nate Amone, Keith Henscl ence than the one they received on our cam• believe it ourselves. PH0T8QRAPRERS However, it is not as easy as simply pus. They will not forget the incident, I'm Kurt Brownell, Seth Callcn, sure, but the opportunity to meet RIT stu• Tony DiPictro, Seth Citncr, believing it. We need to show one another, julic Henderson, Carla Hernandez, and those outside the RIT Community, dents that show they care, could leave a Heidi Murrin, Alyssa Scheinson, that we actually do give a damn. There are much better impression on a group of Max Scnulte a number of campus organizations that act young people who may now think other• PRODUCTION MANAGER frequently in and around the Rochester wise. Maria Rosini area. The individuals that comprise these PRODUCTION STAFF organizations through their efforts create a ^^-^atacha Van Ccldcr, Trisha Kagey positive image for themselves and for the DARKROOM nCIMICIAH entire RIT Community. Volunteerism does Cary Peters Carla Hernandez much more for school moral and image Editor—In—Chief MSTlllUTIOII than standing around on the Quarter Mile jeff Jakobowski, Matt Sievenpipcr complaining about how much RIT stinks. ADYERT1SIRQ Negativity, though it may sometimes be Stocy Speidel, Krissy Bush warranted, does nothing but breed even PRE-PRUS more negativity. There is nothing wrong Kristine Creenizen with complaining about the lack of school Write Us PUIIISHINQ SYSTEMS OONSULTAMT Rl h >K II R u'l'U omcs mail from its \ spirit. I myself am as guilty as the next per• Mark j. Kociscin son when it comes to this. But if all one i wuii'is. I'liuisi- send letters to: 1 Rl !•( )l< I I K, Roehester Institute of ' •FHOE MANAOER does is complain, then there is really no Teetfnolo}-); One l.oinh Wemonal \ Sarah Tumbull point in wasting one's breath. Din e, Roehester. \eir York. 14(}2^. i ADVISOR Becoming active in campus organiza• Letters must he typed and doiihle Dr. Elaine Spaul tions will not stop some random student spaeed. Please limit letters to 100 from making a bad comment to a visiting H olds. Rl i'( )K 11 K lesiTi es the rijiht tit PRINTED AT RIPS TAE OENTU edit fur lihel and elarity. group of school-girls on campus. The inci•
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Who Says We Dent Care? ignoring, (I must have missed that seminar tions were most appreciative of RIPs I would like to use this forum, the at freshman orientation) and it is complete• efforts. However, several incidents Reporter Magazine, in particular to discuss ly unnecessary. There is nobody sitting on occurred which trouble me greatly. I know a matter which at this time poses to be top of the Eastman Building with a pair of that the general student body will concur detrimental to the students on campus. Let binoculars waiting for us to start getting with my concern. us not forget that without students there rambunctious so he can run down stairs Specifically, several of the students were would be no campus. So without further and stop us. surprised and offended by racial and other ado: Back to my experiment: try as I might, I slurs directed at them by a few RIT stu• Ladies and gentlemen (these are the can't even get people to look when I am dents. In addition, an RIT student on a words I feel are adequate to describe the doing my best to embarrass myself. I wish bicycle recklessly drove into the group and students here, the words that I would like they would. I wish we could all try to pre• came close to seriously injuring several of to use to describe the faculty and staff here tend that there is more to life than getting the students. This series of incidents may or are unfortunately unprintable), I would through Calc Four or Physics. Somewhere, may not have been conneaed. like to approach the subject of apathy on in all the knowledge we are consuming, we The consequence is that an event, which this campus. forgot about life. was very well-planned by people from the Recently, I have tried to discuss this I don't want to give in. In fact, I want City Schools and RIT, did not turn out to anti-pertinent topic with many students on you, ladies and gentlemen to get out. It is be the positive event that was anticipated. an individual basis, but none of them not hard to break free, and it is even easier The insensitive actions of a few students seemed to care. Therefore, I feel that the if we all try together to care. These arc sup• will reflect on the entire RIT community, at next logical step is to discuss the problem posed to be the best years of our lives (I least as far as our young visitors are con• through the Reporter. I know that many apologize for the cliche, but it fits). It cerned. students will not act on the suggestions I should be our goal to have fun, especially Offensive behavior such as that I have will give, but at least you, ladies and gentle• now with the gray of winter soaking into described above disappoints me greatly. I men, might read this and have a chance to the sky. will do everything I can to discourage such think on it. I tend to spend a lot of time in the behavior. Our campus holds apathy as its official Student Union, and I see in almost every I urge all members of our community — virus and we all seem to agree that living student this feeling of, "God, I just want to students, faculty, staff, and administration with this particular ailment is not very haz• get out of here with my degree and get a job — to recognize and appreciate the benefits ardous. This is not only an erroneous, but and I don't care if I make friends as long as that cultural diversity brings to us all. Be damaging lifestyle. (Pretty soon. Student they can help me further my ambitions." willing to share who we are and what we Health will have to start giving out braces Just look around because if you can actual• value with others. Be enthusiastic about for all of the sprained necks that we will get ly find someone who is walking with their receiving what others can share with us. from turning our heads to our apathetic head up, you can see it in their eyes. As this implies, I expect all members of ways). If you disagree with me, which is Ladies and gentlemen, whether you the RIT community to be sensitive, civil, your right, I suggest a quick look around agree with me or not, the fact of the matter tolerant, respectful, and appreciative may help change your mind. is this problem does exist, and we need human beings. Treat everyone we meet, Actually, looking around is not enough. (yes, it has come to the point where we do especially those who are visitors on our To sec just how bad it really is try a little 'need') to do something about this. I ask campus, in a manner and fashion with exercise, (this small test is one that I do you the students, and not the tenured facul• which we would like to be treated if we when I feel the need arise, and have gotten ty (because we know what they think) to were visiting their community. consistent results in each endeavor). The try and help. Thank you. I believe the majority of the RIT campus purpose of this experiment is to try to see Andrew Curwin community understands and is supportive just how strong a hold Mr. Apathy and his of what I am saying. I will not be satisfied close friend Mr. Despair have on this com• CommuRlty A Civility — and neither should you — until every munity. Yes, RIT is a community. It has come to my attention that recent• member of our community reflects these The procedure can be, in its simplest ly a group of approximately 30 middle values in his or her everyday conduct. I am form, as easy as raising your voice, or as school women of primarily African- counting on all of the campus community complicated as doing cartwheels down the American and Hispanic ancestry spent a to join me in this resolve. Quarter Mile. I like screaming. If you just day touring our campus. They and their Albert J. Simone try to break up the mix (I use screaming or teachers were invited to RIT. I understand President scene-causing in general), you will see the that the programs that were presented Rochester Institute of Technology results that I have seen: nobody cares. stimulated them, and that the faculty and This is well practiced, almost coached staff who hosted them and made presenta•
REPORTER 5 Taking up Space Human Spaces is the title of the exhibit currently on display in the NTID Switzcr gallery of the Lyndon B. Johnson building from Dec. 5th through 23rd. It features the work of pho• tographers Dawn Tower Dubois and William W. Dubois, members of RIT faculty in the col• lege of Imaging Arts and Science. The display is made up of pictures taken in Paris, France. Composed mostly of stone structures like arcs, stairs, pillars, reliefs and domes—some of these with unique designs and patterns on them. Another common thread that can be seen in many of the photos is the for• mation of hallways or long passages. The descriptions previously mentioned aren't really indej)endent of each other, for example the stone arcs and pillars are generally photographed at an angle where they appear to form a symmetrical corridor. Along the gallery wall arc a few long narrow pictures of Paris subway tunnels. The sub• jects of these pieces differ from the others in that they include human figures. The method by which some of the structures were captured make them seem like they arc more than just pictures. The viewer really gets a sense of magnitude even though there is no reference to determine height. Out of the ordinary camera positions create a hypnotizing effect in some of the works. The images are crystal clear and very interesting. This show is defiantly worth checking out. —WI7/K WWte And Justice for All It was noon on Wednesday, December 7th, when a diverse crowd came together to view the dedication of the "Jury Service," a mural located in the Civic Center parking garage. This mural was the fruit of efforts put forth by RIT students from Professor Alan Singer's Illustration class in collaboration with Commissioner of Jurors and the Patrick Media Croup. The design chosen from the Illustration class' entries was created by Thomas Barg, Medical Illustration graduate student. This ceremony's official dedication speakers had many positive words of praise and gratitude to shower upon the students who worked on the art and others involved in the project's completion. Commissioner of Jurors, Gloria Zicone, stated, "(I am] proud of the mural, and I have gratitude towards those who made this f)ossible." Judge Charles Maloy added, "I'd personally like to thank the RIT students. The judicial system is run directly by the people, decisions of guilt or innocence are determined by ordinary people from all walks of life. In this mural, Justice is NEWSWORTHY playing the role of Uncle Sam in the 'I want you' f>ose to the people to participate and serve Digital Spirit on Juries. This image zeros in on the idea precisely. Thank you especially to the artist
Thomas Barg and the Illustration students." Students within RIT's College of Imaging Joseph Garbowski, Superintendent of Civic Center/County Office Building, speaking on behalf of Bob King, County Executive, said, "Thanks to Gloria Zicone, Commissioner of Arts and Sciences have come together for the Jurors, RIT Professor Alan Singer and the Illustration students. It's encouraging to see young students dedicating time and talent to benefit the community. This mural will surely be fifth year to publish one of only a handful of admired for many years to come...."
Thomas Barg was beaming during the dedication. When asked to comment on the expe• completely electronic publications named rience of the creation of a mural from his design, he humbly smiled and said, "I want to thank fellow students for helping get it up because it wouldn't have gotten up without you FSPRIT (Electronic Still Photography of guys!" Classmates include: Gil Merritt, Kathleen Schnupp, Amy March, Sean Havens,
Michael Kent, Jennifer Roach, Lewis Wilson, Dwight Robinson, and Eve Saturn. Rochester Institute of Technology). This time After the dedication, a buffet catered by Lorraine's Lunch Box took place to celebrate a fxjsitive element added to our community. Fine Arts Chairperson, Luvon Sheppard, sums it they are making waves by entering the multi• all up in his comment, "Terrific show! It's good to see artists interacting in a community pro• ject that's meaningful for everybody." —Eve Saturn media arena and packaging a CD-ROM with
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17 surgeries, "(It] is not an afterthought or duplication. Look Ma! No Hands!fiv e weeks in an intensive care We consciously worked to make the CD acces• JOHN WAYNE THOMPSON way into and through the unit (ICU) and months of was the guest of the house by turning door rehabilitation, John sible on many levels," Mark Liflander, CD- NTID Special Speaker knobs with his teeth, an Thompson has the use of Series on the 6th of this act he can't repeat to this both arms. Use of his ROM production editor, said. The contents of month. His tale of day. After getting in the thighs and fingers have courage was told to the house, he called for the not returned completely, the CD-ROM include a gallery of photogra• audience of the Robert hospital and then his but even those two areas Panara Theatre in the family by holding a pen are improving. John is phy work, a critical look at digital media, and Lyndon B. Johnson in his mouth and using it hopeful that they will building. to hit the buttons. Then and he has good reason a history lesson about ESFR/T itself. On January 11, 1992 he got in the bath tub, to to be: everything that has while unloading a truck avoid blood stains on the happened in the way of "One of the toughest things in this whole on his families farm, carpet, and waited for his recovery has been Thompson was pulled help to arrive. When the near the level of a mira• effort was pulling the staff from the CD and into the spinning auger paramedics did finally cle. Doctors do not of a tractor where one of get there 27 minutes lat• understand how he sur• the print sides together," says Editor-in-Chief his arms was taken off at er, John was still in a vived the loss of so much the shoulder and the oth• calm, stable state of blood; he should of died. Derek Torrey, praising the work of director er was detached between mind and was even mak• These days, the shoulder and the ing jokes. He was able to Thompson speaks all Keith Watson, the middle man of the team. elbow. After lying walk to the stretcher over the country about unconscious alongside of which was too big to get his accident and the —PJ Gaynard the machine, he awoke, in the bathroom. After health care system. He not realizing what had being flown to a talks with politicians and What's Inside happened. He didn't Minneapolis hospital, health care providers all grasp that he had lost doctors told him he over the United States. CULTURE: A Cod Christmas. A both of his arms until he could live with no arms He even has a shining iKw Star Wars caning to a tried to push himself up or risk death by undergo• career, doing more than gtlaxy near )ou PAGE 8 to get to his feet. ing the reattachment ever before. The accident Thompson remem• process. He chose reat• did not slow him down SPORTS: TIK)' pla)cd games, bers that he made his tachment. one bit. —Willis White we'll tell )ou about 'cm. ..PAGE 10
REPORTER 7 NEWSWOim Never Say Never
Inside sources report that Indiana Jones
IV will be released in May of '96. Tbe tbree
major players, George Lucas, Steven
Spielberg, and Harrison Ford bave will sboot
ibe film, if tbe script is up to par. Another Lucas project is tbe long-awaited A Very Funky Christmas (see page 16) next chapter in tbe Star Wars Somewhere during the middle of December, I finally reach the point where I would rather boil my foot in hot Crisco than suffer through another god-awful Muzak butcher• saga, which will actually be tbe first in tbe sto• ing of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." To the millions of other patriotic Americans who undoubtedly share my viewpoint, let me offer a word of assurance—there's no need ryline. Kenneth Branagh has been approached to worry. No, you haven't lost touch with the true spirit of the holidays; it's just that hour upon hour of lifeless, mundane Christmas music has probably drained you of whatever to play a young Obi-Wan Kenobi, and rumor initial cheer you could muster in the first place. However, not all Christmas music was cre• ated equal, and several interesting recordings are sure to tickle the fancy of those desper• has it that Mark Hamill, who played Luke ately searching for alternatives to low-fi offerings of washed-up country/western stars crooning seasonal favorites. Skywalker in tbe original three chapters, is If you can dig a little funkiness in your Yuletide brew, be sure to check out Santa's Got a Brand New Bag, an ultra-groovy compilation of (the one and only) JaRMS BroWR bless• vying for tbe part of Anakin, Luke's father. ing the holiday season with a blast of pure soul power. Tlie album offers both original Christmas tunes from the Godfather of Soul (such as "Santa Claus, Go Straight to the Tbe next Star Wars is slated for release in May Ghetto" and "Merry Christmas, Baby") as well as reworkings of such classics as "Please Come Home for Christmas." Send thank-you notes to Rhino Records for this "super bad" of'97.—BH gift, a must for fans of The Hardest Working Man in Show Business. Then again, if you're a dyed-in-the-wool punk-rocker and looking for an album to invoke holiday whimsy as well as set your eardrums on fire, you can choose between It's From the home office Finally Christmas (Tim/Kerr Records) or Happy Birthday Jesus (Sympathy Records). It's
Top 10 Least Popular Reindeer Names: Finally Christmas is a raucous compendium of such hard-core acts as PoiSOII Idta, Poftd and the OblMon Seekers, while Happy Birthday Jesus features Christmas songs from New
10) Beavis Bomb Turks, the Supersuckers, and the always-lively Rocket From the Crypt. Those with slightly more nostalgic leanings should grab the recently released sound•
9) Yeasty track of A Charlie Brown Christmas (Fantasy Records), featuring the wonderfully boun• cy jazz of the Vince Guaraldi Trio. All of the tunes that made the original TV special such a
8) Boozer lasting treasure are reproduced here in their entirety and are mastered with surprising clar• ity and resonance; only Lucy Van Pelt could resist such a joyous concoction.—yo5^ Slates
7) Kamekazi VIDEO REVIEW 6) Homy Colossus: The Forbin Prqject
5) Cbimpy tbe Flyiitg Monkey-Boy Greetings Video Viewers! This week 1 bring you a tale of man and machine, a story about actions and responsibility, a narrative of how things could be, and a pretty good 4) Airbiscuit movie. The name of the flick is Colossus: The Forbin Project, and it could pass itself off as the father of the Terminator films. 3) Roadkill Doctor Charles Forbin (played by Fric Braden) has just brought on-line the most pow• erful computer the world has ever known. Colossus. It can single handedly control all of 2) Leadbutt the United States' nuclear arsenal and has been designed to be totally self-sufficient, there• by making it impossible for the enemy to take control of it. Things work fine until the sci• 1) Pizzaface—BH entists receive the message "There is another system." This other system turns out to be
8 DECEMBER 16,1994 the American machine's Soviet counterpart. Guardian. Colossus requests a communica• tions link to Guardian and then the fun begins. NEWSWORTHY As the two systems talk back and forth in a language that they themselves have creat• Tattoo You ed, a language that their human creators cannot even hope to understand anytime soon, the leaders of the countries begin to get worried. They attempt to cut off communication In the mood for some quality entertain• between the two systems. When they succeed, they are told to restore the line or suffer the consequences. The humans don't comply and find the two systems each targeting a fully ment? All you need to do is flip on good ol' armed missile at sights in their respective enemy country. After the missiles have been launched, the people know that they have become the slave of their own creation. WITR 89.7 FM on Monday morning. RIT Colossus gives orders to his creators, they must obey under the penalty of death. The only man given any leeway is Forbin, who Colossus considers necessary to aid in his inter• radio personalities J.J. and Kurt are guaran• action with the humans. Under near constant surveillance by Colossus, Forbin tries to come up with a way to stop his creation from becoming more powerful than it already is. teed to make your breakfast just a bit less The odds seem impossible, but humans are stubborn creatures who enjoy their freedom too much to give it up without a fight, especially if their overlord is one of their own cre• appealing when they broadcast J.J. receiving a ation. This 1970 film touches on one of the most intriguing and written-about science fic• tion ideas around: artificial life. As we approach the turn of the millennium, this topic tattoo live on the air. Why? Why the heck seems to be getting increased attention. This well-made and well-acted film portrays the terror that can come of such unbridled technology. From the world of Colossus and not? Just keep the radio tuned to WITR Guardian it is only a small step into the realm of the Terminator films, and those don't seem to be very far away from today. Many old sci-fi films were made to be warnings of between 6 and 9am to listen in on the festivi• what could be. This is one of the few that can actually do so in an entertaining, interest• ing, and disturbing way. If you're looking for a tale of what could be, check it out. If you're ties. The Ink Pit's J. Frye will he in to give J.J. a Terminator fan, watch it and see what could have led up to ideas for SkyNet. And espe• cially catch this one if you're just a fan of good sci-fi films, it's one of my favorites. All in his very own skin tapestry and to talk about all, I give it a 7 out of 10.
That's all for now, enjoy your viewing and I'll see you next time! —Chris Conroy the art of tattooing. Ya wants more? J. Frye
VIDEO CAME CLASSIC will also he giving away coupons good for a the past, Lavern gets shot
200 years into the future, fifteen to twenty percent discount on your GREAT 'DAY' and Bernard goes back to the present day. Your Job next tattoo, plus one lucky person will receive Most of today's popular of a nearby stream. While now is to rescue Lavern
video games seem to be on a walk with Green ten• from the future, where a fifty dollar gift certificate good towards any based on violence and tacle. Purple tentacle humans are pets of the
killing, and due to their takes a drink of the cont• tentacles, and Hogie from tattoo at the Ink Pit. Body piercing will also he popularity among gamers, aminated water. This the past, not to mention
it seems only choices in (obviously) makes him stopping purple tentacle available, and you, yes you my friend, may this gory genre are creat• more intelligent but also while you're at it One of
ed with genuine quality. So (obviously) evIL So now the things about this game win a free piercing. So you know where the when I first got Day of the Purple^ tentacle is is that you do not just con•
Tentacle, I was prepared obsessed with a plan to trol one character, you aaion is—WITR: Your station for modern for the same old futuristic take over the world. control all three. Despite
death and destruction Our heroes, Bernard, this fact, Day of the music and more. —BH game. I was, however, Hogie, and Lavern find out Tentacle is easy to play. It pleasantly surprised. about this rather unfortu• is also an excellent prob• Full Disclosure In DAY OF THE nate turn of events and go lem solving game that TENTACLE'S predecessor, requires patience and to the mansion to tell Dr. New in theaters, is the adaptation of Maniac Mansion, the Fred. Dr. Fred comes up deduction. Day of the weird Dr. Fred created with a plan to send the Tentacle has the most off• Michael Crichton's Disclosure, starring two tentacles as pets three back in time one day beat fun and humor of any (Purple & Green). Now he to turn off the Sludge'O game I have ever played. I Michael Douglas and Demi Moore. The has his new invention, the Matic. Unfortunately the highly recommend it for Sludge'O Matic, turned on machine breaks; Hogie any gamer's collection. movie is true to the hook, and it is quite an and polluting the waters gets sent 200 years into —Jisui JomtAS
enjoyable movie. Check it out. —JK
REPORTER 9 MEN'S BASKETBALL Takes it All This past weekend, the RTT men's basketball team hosted the 10th annual Harold J. Brodie Toumament. The teams participating were Baruch College, York College, Hilbert College, and RTF. After losing the title to Lebanon Valley last year, the Tigers trained the champi• onship defeating Baruch in the first round, and York in the finals. In first-round action, York faced Hilbert who held a small squad of sev• en. Both team battled intensely for the lead, but the energy of York outlasted Hilbert for a 86-72 victory. Friday's match-up of RIT and Baruch brought a solid show of coaching talent as RIT prevailed 76-65. The game began with the Tigers down early when Coach Bob McVean went to a full court trap defense. This set up a scoring run capped off with a dunk by Craig Jones. The Tigers never looked back as they left Baruch in the dust and looked to continue to sweep the next day versus York. And sweep they did. Following an entertaining 80-74 Baruch victory over Hilbert, RIT turned their wrath towards York, defeating them in a close 71 -62 score. The Tigers trailed early in the game by as much as six before tak• ing control with eight left to go in the first half. Sophomore Craig Jones scored four straight baskets and Senior Brian Wachter added a three to lift RIT to a five-point lead. Ahead by 13 going into the second half, freshman Matt Whann dazzled the crowd with twelve points in a row to keep RIT in the game. York came within five with :23 second left to go, but could not overcome as RIT triumphed for the title. N E W 8 WO R THY Junior Mike Wolf sunk four threes for the Tigers leading the way with 16 points and five assists. Whann added 14 points, Charlie Bartlett pitched in for 13 points and nine End Note rebounds. Bartlett was named MVP, compiling 43 points and 19 rebounds. Jones was named to the All-Toumament team as well as teammate Sean Dale for his outstanding Also congratulations to John Im for heing effort on defense. Congratulations Tigers!!!
namrd First-team All-American and Sean WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Gains Hrst Victory SpeiKer for heing named to the Second-team This past weekend, the women's basketball team garnered their first victory of the sea•
All-American squadll son, blowing past Union College 62-51. At the start of December, Union defeated St.
10 DECEMBER 16, 1994 Lawrence University and Clarkson University, two of RIT's top competitors in the Empire Athletic Association (EAA) league. The win improves their record to 1-4 and sends them ATHLETE^/^^^WEEK on the upscale for future contests. Craig Jones RIT lead all the way leaving Union scoreless for over eight minutes at the start of the game. With nine minutes to go. Union exploded to cut the 11-point lead to one. Unlike in Craig Jones, sophomore from Webster, has the past, the Lady Tigers held their composure and pulled through for the win. Senior
Kathy Rice stepped up, leading the Lady Tigers playing strong offensively and defensive• been tabbed as ECAC Upstate New York Player ly. Rice scored 14 for the game and
grabbed nine boards. Newcomer of the Week as well as for RIT. The 6-foot-7 Amy Crowley paced RIT with 19 points, seven rebounds, and seven center totaled 52 points and 28 rebounds in a assists and Junior Maggie Culley added 12 points and nine pair of RIT men's basketball wins last week. rebounds.
The Lady Tigers resume play Jones scored 28 points and hauled after the break with a home bout
1^. \ versus EAA rivals Rensselaer down 19 rebounds - both career highs - in a Polytech Institute and Haitwick
College. Congratulations ladies!!! victory over Roberts Wesleyan and followed
Sport Notes with a 24-point, nine-rebound effort in a 77-
Congratulations for the follow• 60 win over Keuka College. He was also ing men's soccer players for gain•
ing Division III All-State honors: named Male Athlete of the Week by the FIRST TEAM: Matt Ledges
Sean Spencer Rochester Afea Colleges and Division III East John Im
SECOND TEAM: Sean Van Player of the Week by Columbus Multimedia. Corder COACH OF Kristina Misita THE YEAR: Doug May
Kristina Misita, a senior from Central MEN'S HOCKEY
Square, NY has been named Female Athlete
Goes 1-1 for Weekend of the Week. Misita dealt three assists and
The men's hockey one goal and three were taken away from scored one goal as the RIT women's hockey team faced SUNY assists. RIT due to officiating
Oswego and Ceneseo last The third quarter caUs. team fell victim to the University of New weekend in back to back brought a change of pace On Saturday RTF trav•
contests. RIT split the with Oswego scoring two eled to Ceneseo and Hampshire and Colby (ME) College. weekend, losing at home goals to tie the game and although RIT had 26
on Friday to SUNY send it into overtime. penalty minutes, they The second-year captain assisted on both Oswego 6-5 , and win• Oswego then went on to managed to pull off a 3 -1
ning at Ceneseo 3-1 the win the game with only victory. Scores were goals in the loss agaitist New Hampshire while reg• next day. 15 seconds left . One made by Maybury,
On Friday, the Tigers spectator remarked that Cheynowski, and istering a goal and an assist Sunday against Colby. went into the third peri• the Tigers seemed to be in Fricchione. This win
od leading 5-3. a defensive "prevent" brings the Tigers to 6-5-0. "Kristina is a true leader, her work eth• Sophomore, Angelo during the third period, The Tigers next home
Papalia, lead scoring indicating that they were game will be against ic is just itKredible," said coach Julie Hatidzd. with two goals and two "trying to hold" Oswego Plattsburgh on Friday, instead of trying to score. assists. He was followed Jan. 13, 1995. "She just goes out and does her job. I'm real• by Chris May bury with Also, two apparent goals -P.y. Caynard
ly glad to see her get this award."
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Communications If You Gould "GouM you make a large object fUl on a competitor's station down the dial?"- Ask Santa Alfredo Torrejon, 2nd year Microelectronics "Now that things are modernized why Anything, dont you get a 400 horse power engine instead of depending on the reindeerf' What Would You Ted Harris, 2nd year Ceramics • "Why did I choose to come here and why Ask Him? are there no women?"-Brjd Fish, 2nd year Manufacturing Tech "How much do elves get paid and are they
mtodf" Mike Pillone, 2nd year Printing ^ "Which came first the chicken or the egT'
Ricardo Ramirez, 4th year Photo Journalism "Do reindeer sh*t in the air like birds?" D^n
Holleran, 4th year Industrial Design "Why do you dress like my dad for the other
364 days of the yeaif'-C/;« Pfetfltc, 3rd year
Illustration • "Are we going to have a white Christmas?"
Scott Place, Graduate Ceramics
"Are you reaily warviiuO"-Brendan
Davidson, 4th year Jewelry "Where do you keep the reindeer?" yjion
Maedl, ist year Information Tech < "Can you explain the theory of the universeT'
-Mark Maslow, 4th year Micro-electronics "Why dont you wipe out alternative music and bring back SCs Mainour rock?"
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REPORTER 15 THE 1994 REPORTER READERS POLL THE 1994 REPORTER READERS POLL Love 'em... Turn it up... Harrison Ford 16% John Travolta 15% Brad Pitt 6% Pearl jam 20% Tom Cruise 6% NIN 18% U2 15% P«/p F/cf/o« 29% Interview with Top 10 Reasons to Meg Ryan 15% the Vampire 11 % Billy joel 16% watch Letterman 4 V ( Uma Thurman 15% Forrest Gump 9% Sting 14% overLeno Demi Moore 12% Trent Reznor 7% 10. He's a betUr flirt 9. David Lettermaa Is your Dracula 29% TV friend Basiclnstinct 16% 1. The Chin Factor Star Wars 26% Threesome 13% WCMF 19% 7. Larry "Bud" Melman Aliens 3% WBER 18% can kick Branford Out of Africa 2% Hate 'em WPXY,WITR 13% Marsalls's ass 8. Tune in to see If Dave forgot his hair piece at jean-Claude home Boob Tube Van Damme 16% 5. Big Ass Ham Pauly Shore 10% 4. That nutty, kooky, Keanu Reeves, Kevin crazy, wacky Paul Jerry Seinfeld 24% Costner, Tom Arnold 7% 3L Jay Isnt funny Michael Richards 15% Helen Hunt 27% Howard Stem 33% 2. MidlburASIr^ulmlght Tim Allen 7% Julia Louise-Dreyfuss 20% Brother Wease 29% break Into your house Antonio Sabato, Jr 7% Roseanne 9% Madonna 32% Soott Spezzaoo 10% 1 it goes better with milk Sharon Stone 22% -OrS/M STAff Roseanne 7% Se/>//e/d 20% NYPDBlue 10% The Simpsons 9% Hudson Hawk 15% Natural Born Killers 9% The Flintstones 8%
C/7eers 19% ...Turn It off Battlestar Galactica Dukes of Hazzard Madonna 13% NKOTB 25% Michael Jackson TVcf fio^voi ;^^J Tiffany Psychic Friends Network 16% •StarYfars' 39% All 16 % 'SlMplttt III Seattle' 1% Spray on Hair 13% 'SlIeBoeoftheLambc' 8% o A night out
i>tf&t0 P(A Olive Garden 12% Tahou's 8% Jay's Diner 7% Marketplace 28% <8cF5t» C^vb The Little 26% Not In Loes's Webster 13% Rochester 22% Zei 17% <8cFfiL L Cook 50% Takt-out 29% Fast Food 21% 18 DECEMBER 16, 1994 O ADDITIONAL REJ>ORTINC BY: Sean Aryai and Josh Klenert PHOTO CREDITS: pgl 6: Seinfeld: Castle VN7 BEST ACTOR BEST MUSIC VIDEO Luke Perry, 90210 "Black or White" Since when do sideburns make you an Micheal Jackson actorf "Losing My Religion" REM BEST COMEDY Cheers BEST ACTOR, COMEDY BEST FILM, DRAMA Robin Williams The Silence of the Lambs BEST TALK SHOW Terminator 2: Judgment Day The Oprah Winfrey Show BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY Late Night with David Letterman Whoopi Goldberg The Arsenio Hall Show BEST CLUB BEST COMEDY Heaven BEST DRAMA The Addams Family Ocean Club Beverly Hilb, 90210 City Slickers Harbor Beach Club L.A. Law BEST ACTOR, DRAMA BEST PLACE TO EAT Robert DeNiro Olive Garden Star Trek: The Next Generation Yeah, that's real Italian food! BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA Jodie Foster —Josh Klenert BEST SONG "Smells Like Teen Spirit" REPORTER 19 when it is time to do a show. What the sta• response. "Basically, someone at Campus place, pointing towards an inside job. WITR is looking into getting tbe stolen t's hard to brush your teeth without tion wants to achieve is a team of volun• Safety has a hard time returning phone Several station members expressed their equipment replaced through insurance. teers who are genuinely interested in calls," he stated during a WITR executive anger and disgust at this development. Some station members are looking around a toothbrush. Likewise, it's also helping the station to achieve and maintain board meeting. As of the writing of this arti• According to Ed Trefz.ger, a veteran sta• town trying to locate the stolen merchan• high standings on the airwaves. This is cle, the scene has still not been surveyed or tion member, "It has never been this bad. dise in stereo shops as well as clubs where apparently not the case, and was pointed fingerprinted by Campus Safety. We are spending money on replacing the equipment could be being used. quite difficult to do a radio show out in the meeting. It was suggested that The rules were followed over equipment that otherwise could be spent Whatever the case may be, the campus perhaps these station members were the Thanksgiving break and tbe theft still took on new equipment." radio station is now left without crucial without a microphone. Just ask the most likely to steal from the station. It was equipment to conduct at this meeting that new rules were enacted its regular program• DJs at WITR. to ensure that non-station members were ming. A few shows, such not permitted access to the studios. It was as the House Hip-Hop, For those of you who live under a rock as well. There has also been a dramatic rise determined that if the front door was and Techno Show, as (or brick, as the case may be), WITR is the in the number of CDs that have been stolen, always kept locked and no friends were well as the popular campus radio station, located at 89.7 FM on which, not surprisingly, have been the most allowed in the station, then theft from non- Rochester Sessions, are your radio dial. They play a mix of "Modem popular and requested albums. Needless to WITR personnel could be ruled out. hurt the most. Music &: .More", which includes genres say, all of the thievery has taken a significant REPORTER obtained comments from Interviews cannot be ranging from altemative rock to techno to toll on station procedures and operation, several station members, including Al done without some diffi• reggae to jazz and blues. All of the DJs and perhaps even more significantly, on the Wbtson, General .Manager of WITR, and culty due to the lack of choose music, handle label relation, or pro• morale of WITR volunteers. Kevin Flanagan, Promotions Director. microphones. mote the station is a volunteer because they At a staff meeting held in September, a Flanagan stated that of the items stolen, the According to Chris love college radio. Since WITR 89.7 is a non lengthy discussion was held by an angry microphones are the most valuable and Hildebrandt, a new sta• commercial educational station, they do not staff and executive board. What action hard to replace. Wixson added that the tion member and rookie obtain funds from advertising. Like other should be taken to stop the excessive steal• items stolen are not things that someone off DJ, "You can tell the campus clubs and organizations, they have a ing.' After heated discussion, a few ideas the street would know to take. "Whoever difference in mikes over budget allocated to them by RIT. Thus, the seemed to be held in common. The first was stole the mikes and cartridges knew how the air." recent rash of theft has been quite crippling. that whoever is stealing from the station much that they were taking." he stated. The Whatever the case Theft has always been a problem at the definitely doesn't care about WITR. The equipment was removed from Studio B, a may be, morale is less station. As long as valuable equipment and second consensus was that perhaps the studio designed for DJ training and shows than ecstatic in music is available, it can be stolen. For the most suspect people are the station mem• which utilize the "coffin" (a tumtable with a WITRland. Many stu• most part, the honor system and common bers themselves. It was noted that many built in mixer). Wixson called Campus dents and community sense has always been sufficient to encour• members do not care enough to attend sta• Safety right after the crime scene was sealed, members who dedicate age station personnel not to steal. Theft from tion meetings and are generally only seen but was met with a less than satisfactory their time and energy are the outside has not been a major problem left to pick up the pieces. due to the fact that someone is usually at the All of this aside, WITR studios doing a show or keeping office is alive and wiser for the hours. CDs and records are clearly marked experience. Although -WITR" or "STOLEN FROM WITR" in tighter security mea• order to deter a thief from trying to resell any sures are being taken, music. The relatively new Studio C facility, the station is more active which is filled with expensive production than ever. It has a full- equipment, is kept locked at all times, acces• fledged morning pro• sible only to a select few authorized person• gram known as the nel. All of this was still not enough to stop Coffee Club, station- the inevitable from happening. sponsored nights at sev• Sometime during Thanksgiving break, eral Rochester area approximately two thousand dollars worth clubs, tremendous give• of equipment was removed from the station. aways, and the ever- Items stolen include turntable cartridges, present diversity of mixers, and several microphones. During programming rivaled by the latter part of fall quarter, several pairs of no other Rochester sta• headphones and microphones were stolen tion.• spending money on replacing eguipm could be spenl on new equipmen 1} 22 DECEMBER 16. 1994 REPORTER 23 holiday lists say "Oh." It translates to "What the hell am Parties: I going to do with this?" The PC ^ If you attend a party thrown by your girlfrierui/boyfriertd's family,Returnin g holiday presents: always remember the foUowing • First of all, returning a gift is impossible jihristm^ things: without the receipt. If you don't want to • Eat more of everything than offend the gift giver by asking for it, try you have room for, and after breaking into his/her house when it's empty. Holiday Guide every bite say, "I never get food • When trying to make your way through this good at home." Instant the return lines at the mall quickly, the fol• brownie points. lowing phrases come in handy: "Fire!," WeU folks, it's that • Every painting, sculpture, ashtray, "He's got a gun!," "I've got a bomb!," time of year again... hanging rug, and wood carving you see is the "Two-for-one sale at J.C. Penney's!," and the holiday season is most beautiful piece of artwork you have "Elvis!" upon us. And there you are, ever seen in your life. sitting with a stupid look • Charades is your favorite party game. Once you have made your way to the front on your face, wondering • Drop a few dollars every time you pass of the line, keep these tips in mind: how you're going to survive a Salvation Army bucket. • Threaten the sales clerk with physical Holiday Hell. Well, never fear, the • Any gift the family may have given you violence. Reporter never usually sometimes lets will be treasured forever, and will be just • Ten dollars is usually enough to turn a its readers down (but when we do we try to what you've always wanted. "Sorry, but you can't return that" into a "No think of a good excuse). Here's a little some• • Always bring a dish of your mother's problem, have a nice day." thing to help you get through the chaos. best recipe to share with the family, especial• • Cry when you don't get your way. ly desserts. • Say things like "My brother, YOUR Buying presents: • Dress in red and green. BOSS, said that I could return this." • hirst of all, never, ever, ever buy the fol• • Do not purposely linger under the lowing items for a guy unless they are mistletoe when your girlfriend/boyfriend's Remember, you don't have to go crazy Specifically requested: more attractive sibling walks by. this holiday season. But it does help. • Tta Men hate ties. We wear them because we are forced into it. Redevlng^fts: —Bryan Howell • SockK Patterned socks and argyles are This is where everyone screws up, so pay —Illustrations by Eve Saturn OK, but white sport socks are the most bland attention. gift on the planet. • Always smile past the point of comfort • Undemrear: If you buy a guy under• when unwrapping any present, and say "Oh wear, he will automatically assume you will my gosh! This is so great! I love it! Oh my want to see him in them. Never, under any gosh!" circumstances, buy bikini briefs for your • Always read the card before you father. unwrap the gift. • Always act like you are trying not to Never buy a woman the following: ruin the paper while unwrapping, and if • Underwear, lingerie, eta: Unless you have someone rushes you, say, "But Fred spent so taken a measurement of every square mil• much time on this. It would be such a shame limeter of the intended receiver's figure, you to ruin it." WILL buy the wrong size. If you must buy • Never roll your eyes at a gift. such an item, never use a high estimate. • Throughout the event, make sure you Nothing will offend a woman more than know exactly where every gift you've receiving underwear (or any clothing for unwrapped is. You will hear phrases such as that matter) that is three sizes too big for "Hey Pat, show Aunt Bertha what I gave her. you." for the next two days in a row. • Household Items: Blenders, brooms, • Always act surprised by whatever your mops, cleaning or cooking utensils of any parents get you, especially if you know what kind are relationship suicide. "Do you think it is. I'm going to cook and clean for you?" • After opening a present, never simply 24 DECEMBER 16, 1994 Christmas - January Break Help Wanted $10 entry level pay rate Question Earn $800 up to $1600 The over break Knowledge Apply now, openings must be filled Immediately. 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