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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Associated Students of the University of Montana (ASUM) at ScholarWorks at University of Montana. It has been accepted for inclusion in Montana Kaimin, 1898-present by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks at University of Montana. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Building funds in doubt at session’s end million the law school library. If By PAUL DRISCOLL happened to the University of Mon­ The university also received The Legislature also allocated Montana Kalmln Reporter tana's $1 million supplemental ap­ authorization to spend up to $659,000 for general maintenance the administration can raise $1.3 propriation for a new science $300,000 in carryover funds from the for the next biennium. million In outside funding, it can building. current biennium. This money, and UM should also receive $4 million spend it to expand the law school Editor* note: This is the first of a two- library. President Bowers said he is part story addressing the work of the One thing is certain: UM will not $500,000 that the House wrote into for its science building if legal get the added money next biennium. UM's appropriations bill, has been problems with the appropriations not at liberty to say where these 1977 Montana Legislature. funds might come from. The confusion lingers from those And there is doubt whether the bill to termed by many as “cushion bill are resolved. final hectic hours of Montana’s 45th help fund the $4 million building was money." legally passed. A minor procedural This $800,000 in cushion money Apparently, legal procedure was Library Funded Legislature. violated when the bill was amended. The Legislature also authorized A question has arisen over whether violation is believed to be involved. will enable UM administration to Officials in the governor's office the UM administration to spend $2.6 one important bill was even legally What UM did get from the 1977 gradually lay-off 68 faculty members Legislature is $20.6 million for the and 50 staff people over the two refused to comment further. million in federal funds to finish the passed by both houses. top two levels of the UM library. This Yesterday, more than a day 1978 fiscal year — a 1 per cent in­ years beginning July 1. Before the The bill was amended at least six means when and if the previously after Wednesday's 4 a.m. ad­ crease from 1977—and $21 -1 million money was added, all of the times. The administration at UM also earmarked federal funds are journment, legislators and officials for 1979 — a 2.2 per cent increase for positions would have had to have received authorization to spend $1.3 released, they may be spent onthe were still analyzing exactly what 1978. been terminated next year. library. But Bowers said that many of the appropriations are inadequate. Bowers said the proposed science building was originally planned to ■ m o n ta n a house the psychology department and the pharmacy school as well as science facilities. Now that may change. - k a i m i n “Four million dollars is not ade­ quate,” Bowers said. "We are very disappointed” that the additional $1 University of Montana • Student Newspaper million was not appropriated. Bowers said the science building Friday, April 22, 1977 Missoula, Mont. Vol. 79, No. 87 will probably be built between the Health Science Building and the Chemistry-Pharmacy Building. Architectural plans have not yet been drawn up, he said. Union actions draw Ted James, chairman of the Board of Regents, said he was concerned about the relatively small increase in charges of violence university appropriations. By G. ROBERT CROTTY them that they’ll lose their jobs if they Regents’ Request The Board of Regents requested Montana Kalmln Reporter make a change (from RCU to MPEA). Some of the guys were threatened $174.4 million in university system Petitions for a union change-over into not going to the meeting.” appropriations. The Legislature by two seperate groups of full time The meeting, sponsored by MPEA, granted $147.6 million — $26.8 University of Montana employes was held April 13. At the meeting, the million less than the regents’ request. have resulted, in charges of alleged employes discussed what their rights “We would have preferred more physical violence and threats, were, the difference between the money," James said. ‘We will have to denials by union spokesmen and RCU and the MPEA and what their do the best we can." further complications. motives had been in pulling out of the During the 1975 Legislature, the A source, who asked not to be RCU, Cordell Brown, MPEA chief of regents requested $131 million and identified beyond the fact that he operations at Helena, said in a phone received $121.5 million — $9.5 works as a custodian at UM and is a interview last week. million less than they had hoped. member of the Retail Clerks' Union, Lawrence Pettit, commissioner of said Wednesday that he was told by higher education, said it will be two men (who are also UM employes Charges Said Untrue weeks before the impact of this and RCU members) that they were Ken Luraas, a spokesman for the year's Legislature can be assessed. threatened into not going to a meet­ RCU, said Wednesday that the Gov. Thomas Judge has signed ing sponsored by the Montana source's charges of threats and neither the university appropriations Public Employees Association. violence were not true. bill nor the bill funding UM's science The source refused todivulge their “Quite frankly, I've heard the same building. Because of the possible names because he said he felt that rumors, but I don’t know of anybody legal flaw in the latter bill, Judge’s they could be physically harmed if who's been threatened or harmed," legal staff is still reviewing it. word of this got out. he said. "We certainly wouldn't do He is expected to sign the ap­ The source also said that .one that because we’re interested in propriations bill sometime next woman (a UM employe and RCU representation. ONE HAPPY PARTICIPANT of the blke/raft rally sponsored by UM law week. member) was physically harmed ‘There's been a petition filed in students yesterday was Jeff Renz, first-year law student. The race began on Judge is by law required ,to either because she signed an authorization Helena giving them the right to vote cycles at the law school parking lot, changed to rafts at Bonner and finished sign or veto legislation by the 25th card: these cards were signed by 30 at Jacob’s Island In the Clark Fork. (Montana Kalmln photo by Natalie day following adjournment—Friday, • Cont. on p. 8. per cent of the UM Food Service Hoover.) May 13. personnel and they allow for a vote on whether RCU or MPEA will represent the Food Service em­ Officials predict summer job scarcity ployes at the bargaining table.

Name Withheld Summer jobs will be scarce this Construction jobs probably will filled its regular summer positions, Employers used to recruit in The source also refused to divulge year, according to various Missoula become available during the he said, but it will be hiring through February, so the career service knew the name of the woman because he sources. summer, he said, because construc­ the state job service if a bad fire how many jobs were available, she was afraid she could lose her job. Jobs will be available, but it will tion work is seasonal. However, jobs season develops. said. She recommends that students “They are scaring some of these depend on experience and job with local lumbermillswill be scarce check with the career service about people into withdrawing their preferences of the student. Chuck because the mills are not hiring for Park's Jobs Open jobs now, “because we are getting petition cards," the source said, Polutnik, Montana State Job Service vacation replacements, he said. Temporary jobs were available last more in all the time." referring to the RCU. “They told manager in M issoula, said yesterday. The Forest Service has already summer with the national parks, he UM's Personnel Services filled its said, and those jobs are available summer positions last Friday. now. Polutnik said parks usually Thaddeus Mayer, manager of recruit in February, but now wait un­ Snelling and Snelling, a Missoula til later in the year. private employment service, said Other jobs that might become summer jobs are questionable right Faculty Senate chooses available would be federal public now, but he said he thinks things will work programs, he said, "but you improve. He said he has requested can't always count on that.” job information from employers and Polutnik added, “By law, veterans will provide a free service for Walter Hill as chairman have top priority for all (federal) students “but the student will have to Walter Hill, associate professor of chemistry, and A vote on the document was scheduled to be jobs.” do his own legwork." Katherine Weist, assistant professor of taken during a special meeting of the old senate on Ellen Anderson, University of Jack Large, personnel manager at anthropology, were elected chairman and vice April 20, but was challenged on grounds that by Montana student affairs assistant, Hoerner-Waldorf, said that he is not chairman, respectively, of the University of Montana eliminating a standing committee, the new said job opportunities are "sporadic" taking applications and has a back­ Faculty Senate at the new senate’s first meeting document conflicts with the senate's bylaws. right now. log of applications. He said 12 to 25 yesterday. A procedural violation prevented action on April The student affairs office works students are h ired in the summer, but Hill and Weist replaced James Walsh, psychology , 14 because an updated version of the document had with the state job service to help find students with previous experience professor, and Arnold Silverman, geology not been distributed to the general faculty at least work for students. Requests for job have already applied for those jobs. professor. seven days before the meeting as stated in the information were sent out to em­ He said a few part-time and vacation In a final statement as outgoing chairman, Walsh bylaws. ployers earlier this week, she said, fill-in jobs might be available. suggested that taking action on the proposed but no response has been received. Jim Connelly, personnel manager document on faculty advancement standards and Walsh also listed inadequate undergraduate for -International in. procedures be the senate's top priority. advising as an important area for the senate to Availability Varies Bonner, said he also has a backlog of The document deals with faculty promotions, discuss in the upcoming year. Florence Elliott, administrative applications and will not know until tenure, merit salary increases and non-renewal of In other action, the senate unanimously approved aide for the UM Career Planning and next month if any jobs will open up. contracts. a resolution asking UM President Richard Bowers to Placement Service also said the job He said the mill will be shut down for The senate has called a special meeting for re-name the UM library the Edmund L. Freeman situation will be tight. The career two weeks this summer so that em­ Thursday to discuss the proposal with members of Library. Freeman, who taught English at UM from service carries job orders as a ployes can take vacations. Connelly the review and appeals committees. 1919 to 1962, died in Missoula on Nov. 23, 1976. courtesy, she said, but job said that few, if any, vacation fill-in availability varies. jobs will be available. opinion Bikeway IN KEEPW5 WITH P&5HM Needed c p r ’5 m v m Hooray for the Missoula Urban Tran­ m i- OTRAIlS sit Board! Th is body has wisely decided R8MKU IW to go ahead with the purchase of 10 Mercedes Benz mini-buses, which will v m o n r n i be delivered in about 90 days. This is great news. But, while we’re on the subject of transportation, where in the hell is the “Missoula Bikeway System?”Those lit­ tle blue signs that picture a bike on them are a joke. If you try to ride these "routes" you have a better-than-average chance of being smacked by the autos that roar around in this town. Almost every day, we get word of some poor person get­ ting knocked off his or her bike. Davis, Calif., a university town that has about the same population as Mis­ soula, reportedly has more bikes than cars on its streets. Why? Because the town has special bike lanes on nearly every street; making it safe, speedy and desirable to ride a bike. Some of the problems Missoula will face in installing special bike lanes are securing rights of way and extra land on narrow routes, gathering public support, figuring out what to do with all the cars misplaced by land formerly used for off-street parking and a lack of bucks. In Davis, city officials took the first steps toward setting up the bikeway letters system by setting up a few specific lanes for bikes. In Missoula, this means Talking and Acting As everyone knows, bureaucrats are perhaps closing one lane of one-way extremely adept at playing verbal games, and A High School? Editor Members of the university community they tend to view people as numbers streets and opening them to bikes. As Editor I have talked to several out-of-state more people begin to use the bikeways, and the community at large are interested in controllable by an accountant's pen. the question of the impending fee hike. As It is also true that a-petition is merely a list of students who have stated their concern over the car traffic will diminish, and more everyone knows, a petition opposing the fee numbers and names. The “walk” to the Post the proposed fee Increase and who have lanes can be opened. As traffic flow hike is being circulated this week. According Office on Thursday to mail the petition to the expressed that they will be leaving the changes are studied, a total system can to the petitioners, many students and faculty Board of Regents becomes a vital part of the university if the fee increase is implemented. This should be of concern to all who think that be worked out. members verbally express their support for the petition itself: It becomes the exclamation petition drive and respond enthusiastically to point. out-of-state students have something to offer Some federal grants are available for in their classes in the way of insights and the rising for their vehement opposition. Most Unless you share the bureaucrat's apparent perspectives which are necessary for a well- bikeway systems, and these grants students agree that they are tired of being view of yourself as merely a number and a should be investigated. nothing but numbers and names to a name, consider taking the time to help walk rounded education. I do not want to hear that In the winter, the new bus system bureaucratic machine. the petition to the Post Office. out-of-staters are coming to this university in dwindling numbers. After all, we do not want Most also agree that this bureaucratic Put the exclamation point on the list of could pick up the slack, when bikers just a large Montana high school. wouldn't be able to ride. machine has over-stepped itself in trying to numbers and names. Force them to view us as impose a questionable economic experiment human beings. Take part in the “walk" to the Why did the President’s council of the City Council should be lobbied into on the lives of 10,000 people, not to mention Post Office next Thursday. Combine university system base their economic action on th is matter. Other towns have the business community in Missoula. Most verbalizing and actionl projections on current enrollment figures? done it; we can too. also object to the methods this bureaucratic They also stated in the m inutes of the Board of machine used in implementing its plan. All this Brad Hall Regents meeting, at which the increase Barbara Miller opposition is done verbally. sophomore, philosophy proposal was introduced, that they realized that not as many Montanans would be able to take part in higher education. So, why the by Randall E. Mills projection on current enrollment figures? public forum The University of Montana will certainly suffer sbrious setbacks as a consequence of the proposed fee increase, and if the resulting A Peep at the Veep decline in the quality of education is reduced too much, I will have to consider going to another school. I am interested inthe liberal Many people doubt that Vice President throw paper airplanes at each other. the door by his blind collie and two deaf arts education, and tbus, the school in Walter Mondale has any real power or (Mondale likes SST models, Jordan prefers cats. The rest of the family is usually busy Bozeman would not be one of my influence in the White House, even though swept-wing bombers.) The two share their doing things elsewhere: His wife Joan is considerations. As a Montanan, I am in President Carter has said from the licorice too. Mondale prefers black, constantly decorating something, agreement with the article on Wednesday beginning that Mondale would be the most Jordan, red. daughter Eleanor is always combing her which stated that the opportunity to choose powerful veep ever. Only recently Mondale was allowed top horse, number one son Teddy is usually between a quality liberal arts institute and a billing at a press conference called to playing with his motorcycle and number technological orientated institute must be So. in an effort to show just how announce his pleasure with Washington's two son Bill is usually in school. maintained. powerful, influential and useful the new weather in recent weeks. His presence has The children all maketheirown bedsand veep really is, the nation's slick-covered, been felt at other, even more important wash their own dirty socks. Most of them Paul Christensen information-regurgitating news magazines conferences. brush their own teeth, and all of them can junior, English have written about his activities and life in The veep's presence on Capitol Hill is felt cut bread without help. Their table vivid detail. Their reports run something more and more every day. Only last week, manners have improved greatly since their like this: his schedule of appearances in the Senate, father was elected vice president, although Vice President Mondale is the most over which he presides, was changed to Walter is still taking lessons from For K. Letters Policy influential veep in years. White House allow three appearances there a week, Nife, White House etiquette counsel. instead of the previous one a week. Letters should be: “ Typed preferably triple spaced. sources say. Both at home and office Mondale seems •Signed with the author's name, class, major, telephone Along with his appearances in the well established — at least as well number and address. *No more than 300 words (longer Senate, Mondale meets with letters will be printed occasionally): "Mailed or brought Unlike former veeps, Mondale gets to established as his position in the slick to the Montana Kaimin, J-206 The Kainjm reserves the talk to the President and gets to eat lunch Congressional delegations from both media. The American appetite for details of right to edit all letters and is under no obligation to print Houses 10 to 12 times a week. The veep has all letters received. Anonymous letters or pseudonyms with him — alone — every Monday. the veep's life is insatiable, so the slick will not be accepted Mondale is kept advised of world events. breakfast with high-ranking senators every media will continue to provide those easily Congressional action and White House Tuesday (sausage and eggs, no obtained tidbits, thus cutting costs by not happenings by a member of Carter's staff substitutes) and occasionally brings a having to spend time and money reporting — he is also allowed to read the senator home for dinner (menu real hews. Published every Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday of undisclosed.) Next on the agenda is coverage of The the School year by the Associated Students of the University of Washington Post and the Village Voice. Montana The School of Journalism uses the Montana Kaimin for His power on the Hill and in the White Key Ceremonies, where Mondale gets keys practice courses but assumes no responsibility and exercises no Mondale occupies a coveted buttery- House is overshadowed only by the to the executive washrooms. An aide to control Over policy or content The opinions expressed on this yellow office right next Hamilton Jordan's. normalcy of his home life and family. page do not necessarily reflect the views of A SUM the state or the former President Lyndon Johnson will University administration Subscription rates $4 CO a quarter Jordan and Mondale have a connecting When he goes home after a long day's provide instructions on how to property SiO SO per school year Entered as second class material at Mis­ doorway between their offices and often work and licorice trading, he is greeted at use the facilities. soula Montana 59812 1977 i the Montana 8 S B B R

letters Responsible People We, the students, are seeking 5,000-7,000 American revolution, and call for "no taxation dictated. Help save the university. Please, if signatures on this petition, so that we will without representation.” Similarly, “no fee you haven't signed the petition, please do, and Editor For the past week a petition drive in present to the Board of Regents a complete increase without student participation!” We join the walk! opposition to the present fee hike passed by representation of students, showing It that we are responsible people! We should have a role the Board of Regents has been very actively are very concerned about the adverse effects in actions that concern the future of our Thomas Biel seeking to generate student interest, concern this fee increase will have n the university. It education. Our opinions should be sought. sophomore, history and participation. Around 2,500 signatures is our lives it is playing with, and playing seems Our ideas should be used. have already been gathered, and this is to be just what it is doing. Are the regents The petition drive and the planned walk to tremendous. It means that one out of four really concerned with our education, or are the Post Office is in opposition to the present students have already signed their names they concerned more with the practical fee hike, in which the burden lies severely on Boycott Formica signifying their opposition to the unfairness that is going on between them and the the out-of-state students. It is important to with which the Board of Regents is dealing Legislature? Where do their priorities lie? realize that opposition to fee increases is not Editor In recent years there have been with us. However tremendous the reaction All we are say ing Is that they put democratic the issue, rather the forceful, incomplete and numerous articles and books written about has been, it cannot stop here! principles to work. I draw the analogy to the undemocratic way in which this one was various vanishing species of plants and animals. Yet in all of the articles on vanishing species, there has been a singular lack of public forum ------— by John Putman mention of one species near and dear to such ■ ^ senior, philosophy men as Shakespeare, Keats, Churchill and all good schoolboys. What is this mysterious endangered beast? It is the home of the origin Jam the Jails of that great art of graffitti and where many great literary masters gained their first Note to myself; Write this like you were what is fact in the world today? The truth is seven years away, and with apathetic students experience. explaining these things to a moron. that we are not getting our money's worth of like the ones here, the reality of "Big Brother" What I speak of is the wooden desk, long the One day about four weeks ago, I found out truth when we have fee increases with no could be here by then. home of dreary scribbles and the doodles of bored students. that there had been a fee increase for out-of- increase in the quality of education. With At this stage it is pointless to go through the state students and a minor increase for in­ fewer professors and fewer out-of-state Over the years the wooden desk has proper channels to get the fee increase endured many changes, suffering greatly state students. This seemed like a ridiculous students, there will certaintly be larger class revoked. Therefore, it appears necessary to display of economic control by the Board of rooms and less diversity of ideas. In other when it lost the ever-precious ink well. Today take more radical action. In lieu of a petition of we stand to lose the wooden desk to pen, Regents. Now I have found out that there is words, our education is being sacrificed to the at least 6,000 students, I would propose that a talk of firing professors because of lack of power of the all mighty fucking dollar. pencil and knife foiling Formica topped desks mere 500 interested students get together for that can be seen even now pushing their way funds. This seems like an absurd slap in the A university that is autonomous is one that an afternoon picnic on the four bridges that face followed by a kick in the ass for good controls its own affairs. When a university is into the classrooms across the country. All we form the transportation nexus ofMissoulaand true wooden desk lovers can do is unite and measure. Ignorance is the only explanation I controlled by a body of people like the Board refuse to move until they are all thrown in jail. have for the fact that the students of this of Regents there is little autonomy. The recent pray that this piece of heritage that has so university allow such control over their dictums of the board and other superfluous Can you imagine even 200 people in jail? long been the trademark of education education to occur without their express administrative leeches indicate that the Why the facilities in Missoula are scarcely (graffitti covered and all), is not lost under the consent. autonomy of this school is being adequete to contain the miniscule number of onslaught of the dreaded Formica plague! There are a lot of reasons why people go to a jeopardized by the apathy of the student body. Mountain Life Community members that are So, I say to all great wooden desk lovers, university, but the ideal reason is supposed to School will not get better, but worse as long as incarcerated at present. I might end this come out and protest! Fight or the battle will be education. Pure and simple knowledge is students ignore the curtailments on the appeal by pointing out that in Holly Springs, be lost before we are aware that it is taking the commodity that students pay their freedom of their education that is being Mississippi, a few weeks ago, the students place. It is our duty to save the wooden desk. I teachers to provide for them. The only economically applied. When money and burned down the administration building say BOYCOTT FORMICA! knowledge that I hope is being taught is government begin to exert influence on the protesting some fishy doings by the knowledge of the truth. This is still pretty ideal, freedom to express truth in a university, then I administration. Perhaps there is still hope for Glenn Rice because who knows forsure what is truth and become very worried. After all, 1984 is only freedom of education in the U.S.A. today. sophomore, journalism/russian

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Florence Building 5 4 3 -6 9 6 6 Deschamps finds no violations in elections By DANIEL BLAHA In a telephone interview recorder, were present during the that became the official count. “Right or wrong," Deschamps Montana Kalinin Raporlar Wednesday, Fred Brauer, a member vote count in Kalispell. Deschamp’s investigation did, said, "the Kalispell count was not, in of the Action Committee and Frank said Wednesday that she however, turn up a discrepancy in my opinion, a ‘legal’ count, and The county attorney has found no unsuccessful candidate for county had asked the county commis­ the vote canvass. The canvass is an should not have been used as a basis evidence of criminal violations of commissioner, said, ”1 think it's the sioners and the county attorney if official step in tabulating election for a canvass.” election laws during the recent duty of the county attorney’s office she should take a leave of absence results, which involves checking the Upon Deschamps' advice, the city/county elections, it was to investigate this." from the election department, but arithmetic and re-adding figures. commissioners agreed yesterday to announced Wednesday. that they had given her approval to conduct a second canvass using the In a letter to the Missoula County Handling Questioned continue her work. Computer Error totals from the Missoula computer. Action Committee, a citizens group Brauer said his group requested Both Frank and Arras denied For undetermined reasons, the that requested the investigation, the investigation because of the way handling any ballots that night. Missoula computer did not count six Deschamps also stated in his letter Missoula County Attorney Robert the vote count was handled. The ballots were later run through of the ballots, and since the Kalispell that a new canvass might make a (Dusty) Deschamps said that his The computer that tallies the the Missoula computer. Since that figures were thought to be accurate, request for a recount possible, since office was "unable to find any Votomatic ballots failed because of machine had been tested prior to the those figures were used for the recount petitions must be filed specific violations of the law an inadequate power source the count, in accordance with state law, canvass. within five days of the canvass. regarding touching ballots and night of the election. The ballots containers.” were taken to Kalispell in a car from However, the letter went on to say the Missoula County Sheriff’s that the county attorney’s office department and tallied on the Only Physical Plant can paint walls would be willing to investigate the Votomatic computer there. By PATTY ELICH upon themselves to do painting and department some money." matter further if the committee could Also, both Robert Arras, who was Montana Kaimin Raporlar other work that is no longer provided However, Solberg said, faculty come up with any "definite leads” as the incumbent county clerk and as “regular maintenance” by the and staff members should not be to “who, where, when and how the recorder, and Roberta Frank, county If you are a University of Montana Physical Plant. allowed to make “ permanent ballots were handled by unauthor­ elections supervisor that night and faculty member, and you decide you “They get an estimate for maybe changes" on "public institutions.” ized persons.” successful candidate for clerk and don't like the chartreuse walls of the $200 from the Physical Plant," He likened it to a secretary of a cubicle you call your office, don't go Solberg said. “They think it is too congressman "putting paint on a downtown for a gallon of paint and high and they think they can save the wall in the Capitol.” do the job yourself. Faculty and staff members are not allowed to paint their own offices. They have to let Physical Plant workers do such work because of a provision in the plant workers' union contract. Dale Tomlinson, UM vice president for fiscal affairs, wrote a memo earlier this month to deans and department chairmen concerning the "do-it-yourself painting and renovation" of faculty and staff offices that had come to his attention. At one time, the cost of the work was figured into the Physical Plant's TH E NOBS budget, Wallace Roberts, manager from California of the plant’s General Repairs Division, said yesterday. Painting jobs on campus were done on a schedule, every five to seven years. TRADING POST But, Roberts said, because of budget cuts during recent years, there has been a “shifting of financial responsibility.” Individual departments now pay for the work SALOON- themselves. Painting is no longer done automatically every few years. Rather it is up to the faculty member HOT SPRING PRICES to ask his department chairman for permission to have his office painted. The department chairman in turn sends a work order to the LUCKY LAGER $125‘ Physical Plant, which submits an SIX-PACK BOTTLES (NR) estimate for the work. Richard Solberg, dean of the BOONE’S FARM $165 College of Arts and Sciences, said WINE yesterday that he could understand why faculty members might take it COORS $165 (------> SIX-PACK goings on TEQUILA FIFTH OF BEAMERO Montana Mining Company HAPPY HOUR • Big Sky speech tournament 8 'A PRICE Top Sirloin 4.95 am., today through Sunday, UC Cocktails A Bottle Beer Montana Rooms. 4:30 - 6:00 and 9-10 p.m. New York Steak 4.95 • Forest Service engineering meeting, 8 a.m., today, UC Montana Teriyaki Steak 4.95 Rooms. Tenderloin 4.95 % • International folk dancing, 7:30 p.m., today, Men's Gym. . 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BBCAUSB UNTIL 1971 HANOI news briefs ..AN D UNDER THE FINAL S K , COULD YOU EXPLAIN ?IL VETNAM SETTLEMENT, M E TO MB m m COULDN'T INSISTED ON SHARING UM.. WHO GAVE HANDLE PROMISED tU m m U A L OF HAVE GOTTEN THE SAM E POWER! UHATA W ALLY TROOPS, EQUAL ROLE FOR TERMS IN 19N), THUS UNEDUCATED QUESTION ! BOOKS, THEM TO VOU? THIS, MR By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS MOSTLY. WHO?OUT WEIN- THEVIETOONe, AND A AVOIDING THE CARNAGE, V0UN6 M AN, UJHEPB DO V0V GET THESE ID EAS?! | WITH IT ! BURGER.. COM M ITM ENT!) POSTWAR. ETC. OF THE NEXT FOUR nss RECONSTRUCTIONA ID ! — TEARS? _ 1 \ Watergate review denied National Public Radio reported yesterday that the Supreme Court voted in a secret session last Friday not to review the Watergate convictions of former Atty. Gen. John Mitchell and Nixon White House aides H.R. Haldeman and John Ehrlichman. The report said that the announcement of the decision is being delayed because Chief Justice Warren Burger hopes to convince two other justices to switch their votes in favor of hearing the case. The three 133! justices who voted to review the case were Burger and Justices Harry s E S S r f l l K Blackman and Lewis Powell, all Nixon appointees. BUT, DP. K1SSIN6ER, NO, M l. I D O tfT UNDER­ DOC, U.S. considering Cuban diplomatic assignments SECOND IMPERATIVE : d / c h t t c o n g r e s s p e r k in s i STAND you, m r . n e r v o u s - y o u r s e c r e t THERE ARE TIMES UMEN REPUDIATE THAT ONLY THE Pe r k in s ! UHAT N e s s , i ' m s e r v ic e a g e n t NATIONAL INTERESTIS YietoiN im w poucv w a s p ossesses yo u to STHLSOKT IS BLOCKING The Carter administration is considering the assignment of American MOPE IMPORTANT THAN REJECTING TOUR REPUDUtlHQ KEEP INTERRUPTING O F I N A W £ T IB B L A C K - diplomats in Cuba for the first time since the 1961 break in relations between T H E L A W . — CYPRUS POLICY? NOTTHE M E TO ASK THESE OF VOU,SIR. BOARPAGAIN. __ / VIEW. INANE QUESTIONS? the two nations. At the same time, sources in Washington said yesterday that U.S.-Cuban maritime talks will resume shortly in Havana with Terence Todman, the assistant secretary of state for inter-American affairs, heading the United States delegation. These developments suggest acceleration toward the restoration of relations with Cuba after a break of more than 16 years. However, one American official said, "It's premature to expect that we would have someone down there next week.” Social Security payments to rise

Social Security and Supplemental Security Income payments will increase D R . n s - MR. PERKINS! NON, HOW ON FOR UEEKS NOW, THIS BOV 5.9 per cent beginning with checks going to beneficiaries July 1, the SINGER, I IF VOUPERSIST THERE, DOC! LE T!s HAS BEEN P0SN 6 REASONABLE, REAU7EI INTHESEOUT- LEAVE, NOT BESOTW N- GUUEIES6 QUESTIONS PERTAIN­ ANDIFEEL MOREOVER, Department of Health, Education and Welfare announced yesterday. The HAVETHE BURSTS, I'M S K ? SKINNED! BARNET ING 10 TRUTH IN FOREIGN COMFORTABLE H&S THEONLY size of the automatic increase reflects the rise in the cost of living during the BENEFTTOF G0/N6 TO HAVE ME? HASEARNEDA POUCH INSO D 0/N 6, HE HAS NTW TROLE, ONEtUHODOES 12 months that ended March 31. The law requires that, whenever the H/NOS/6NT, TOASK VOUK) PLACE IN TH IS BECOME THE CONSGENCE OF / S IR .. THE READING! / BUT.. LEAVE! -s / CLASS. AND VOU t h is s e m in a r ! / * consumer price index rises 3 per cent or more, recipients of Social Security WR? ^XyRNOUC and the federal SSI program for the aged and disabled must increase as well. The consumer price index rose 5.9 per cent from the first quarter of 1976 through the first quarter of 1977 which is the measuring period for the benefit increase announced.

Career/job workshop starts next week A career planning and job search focus. The first will deal with goals, interviewing, resume preparation workshop will be offered April 29-30 work values and work environments. and resources. and May 12 at the University Center. The second session will deal with Preregistration will be at Main Hall The workshop is designed for skills, interests and abilities. The 107 or by phoning 243-2900. persons of college age or older. third will focus on the practical Registrations will be accepted at the Workshop leaders will be the Rev. aspects of job search, including first workshop session. Gayle Sandholm, United Methodist campus pastor, and Thomas Mortier, career counselor for the Center for Student Development. The noncredit workshop is sponsored by the Center for Continuing Education and Summer Programs (CCESP). The workshop will cost $25 person. 50% OFF All workshop sessions wil be in the UC Montana Rooms. The first on a dinner special session will be from 7-10 p.m'. April 29, the second session will be from with the purchase of 10 a.m.-5 p.m. April 30 and the third one special at the regular session will be from 7-10 p.m. May 12. price. Bring this coupon Each session will have a different to International buffet An international buffet, followed by the songs and dances from a D O Y O U number of foreign countries, will be held April 30 at 6 p.m. in the Gold Oak Room. D IG R O C K ? Tickets, which must be purchased Enjoy the Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, in advance, are available at the UC OUNTAIK Jefferson Starship, Stevie Wonder? Friday ticket office, Student Affairs office in Open 11 AM - 10 PM Mon. - Sat. room 110 of the Lodge, Stoverud's Natural Foods Restaurant Offer good Frday Nite - April 22 night Is the night to rock at Molly’s with the Jewelers and the Missoula 608 Woody St. and Saturday Nila - April 23 music YOU like to listen to. If you dig rock Mercantile record shop. No tickets and dancing, come In and request your favorite will be sold at the door. Tickets are rock tunes and get down cause there’s fun to $3.75 for adults and $2.00 for children under 12. be had and a FREE CHAMPAGNE DINNER FOR The buffet is sponsored by the UM oid Time Fiddler’s Jamboree TWO If you win Molly’s dance contest. Second International Association, a group of prize Is a FREE BOTTLE OF WINE. So, come about 60 UM students from some 25 down tonight and get loose at Molly’s, Missoula’s nations. Sweet and sour pork, Sunday April 24 finest disco and bar. chicken tetrazzini and deep-fried cod will be featured dishes. Entertainment will include American Starts at 2:00 p.m. folksongs and songs from the Philippines, Argentina, China and Laos. Scottish and African dance Be There! will also be featured. ^ 7 |» /A v Everyone TONIGHT V t r'd U ~ Else Will! & Sat. V t V * •k The Bes'Pl2zas 'V The ^ines* STEWBALL t ^ 'T vT "Vk Sandwiches k From the Kitchen Performing at LUKE’S ' 93 STRIP 231 W. Front 'misseula. mt.X MY PLACE Lines, lights, angles, and strings

Up, down and around the area: Students become part of the angles of rock and steel that make up the University Center (left). A broken carillon keyboard In Main Hall's bell tower waits for the repairs that will be forth­ coming In the near future (right). Street lights glow, and the pollution Is invisible at night In Missoula (lower right). (Montana Kaimln photos by Bob VonDrachek.)

TACO JOHN’S Across From Sentinel Raichle Hiking Boots Over 1,000 High School Reg. $68.00 Wilson & 3 Hard-Shell ] Ball Gloves Tacos to choose from $ - j o o All at with coupon ^Discount Prices Good Thru April 25

STUDENT ACTION CENTER DIRECTOR I m APPLICATIONS # M now available in the ■m iDiLiOi' Wilson m Extra Duty ASUM OFFICES Balls Deadline - May 6 Can of Three U >i(i0n

Effective May 2 the Tropical or i Ski Sun Glasses SPECIAL ORDER Rubber Rafts department will require as deposit V2 of the retail price Name All Purpose quoted in Books In Print. White or Black $ 1 9 " Money will be refunded if book is unavailable. Money is forfeited if book isn’t picked up within Bob Ward & Sons 30 days (unless special arrangements are made). Your Complete Sporting Goods Store Highway 93 & South OPEN 9-9 Weekdays, 9-5:30 Saturday, 11-4 Sunday Associated Students’ Store ------spo rts------short takes------T r a c k m e e t Judo DEAN ERHARD, Big Sky cross country champion and The University of Montana Judo Club will host a tournament tomorrow in NCAA All-American is seen winning the mile during the Women's Center. The tournament, which is expected to draw as many as last week’s University of Montana Co-ed meet. Erhard 200 competitors, will begin at noon. and the Grizzly men will host the University of Utah Last weekend three members of the UM club went to a Bozeman and Washington State University, the national Indoor tournament and returned with two first-place finishes and one third-place champions, tomorrow at Domblaser Stadium. The finish. Larrv Evans finished first in the 170-open bracket, RickSchiedermayer WSU Cougar team will Include Kenyans Henry Rono, finished first in the 150-pound group and his brother, Andy Schiedermeyer, NCAA 5000 meter and cross country champion, Josh finished third in the 142-pound division. Kimeto, who runs a 13:29 5,000 meters, Samson Kimombwa, who has a 3:59.2 best In the mile, and Mike Men’s tennis Kosgel. Field events will start at noon. (Montana Kai- mln photo by Natalie Hoover.) The UM men's tennis team will host Spokane Falls Community College and North Idaho College today with action beginning at 10 a.m. on the UM courts. The men will host Montana State University tomorrow at 1 p.m. The team's record is 4-3 after dropping two meets last weekend.

Women’s tennis UM team While the men's team spends the weekend at home the UM women's tennis & team is on the road starting this morning with a match in Moscow against the on the road University of Idaho. This afternoon the team will be in Pullman to play The University of Montana golf UTAH Washington State University. Tomorrow morning the women will play the team is in Spokane today competing SYMPHONY University of Oregon in Pullman and then travel to Cheney to play Eastern in the Eastern Washington Washington State College in the afternoon. Collegiate Invitational golf Last weekend the women dropped a match to Central Washington State tournament. Tomorrow they will College, dropping the season mark to 1-2. travel to Idaho for the Moscow Invitational golf tournament. Women’s track Last weekend the UM “B” team ABRAVANEL upset the UM “A” team to take the MUSICAL DIRECTOR ti CONDUCTOR Also on the road this weekend will be the UM women’s track team, which Carroll College Invitational golf will travel to Cheney to participate in the Eastern Washington State College tournament in Helena. May 4, 8:00 PM, University Theater Invitational. The UM “B” team scored a 313 Last weekend the UM women won their portion of the UM co-ed meets, • ALL SEATS RESERVED • team total, followed by the "A” team • GENERAL PUBLIC $5. & $6. • STUDENTS $3. & $4 • defeating Montana State University 62-56, followed by Eastern Washington with 315, Montana State University with 49 points. Tickets on Sato Now at tha Box Office in tha Associated Students’ Store with 329, Carroll College with 344 and at the Memory Banke Football scrimmage and Montana Tech with 382. Sponsored by ASUM Program Council

Tomorrow, after what are expected to be fine performances at the University of Montana-Washington State University-University of Utah ©1977 JOS SCHUTZ BREWING CO.. MILWAUKEE. WIS. double dual meet, the Grizzly football team will take to the field at Dornblaser Stadium for an intra-squad scrimmage, which will start at 3:30 p.m. THE DEAN OF BEER’S QUICKIE QUIZ. Q: Chill-Lagering is: Fishing report a) A popular German country and western singer. By PAUL PIPER ambivalence reigns. Some days or b) A Scandinavian winter sport played without clothes. parts of days are excellent for c) A new ethnic TV comedy about the owner of an ice Now that that quarter has begun, nymphs or dry flies, however, other cube factory. one needs diversion, an escape to times the river seems vacant of fish. sanity if you will, and the rivers and The smaller rivers are either high or d) The right way to age beer. streams with their finned inhabitants beginning to muddy and rise. Any A: (d) Sorry, Chill-Lagering is not Olga and Svend are such. Think of those rare sun- ice still present is a strictly "at your swept afternoons when time own risk” proposition. running around in a snowstorm in their birthday dissolves in water and water Should any one of you have the suits. Chill-Lagering is the way Schlitz ages beer. destroys space; the pines imbue the yen, there are a few events occurring They age it cold. Vfery cold. Down to 29.5 degrees. air with rare fragrance and all is or imminent that one could become silent and calm. Then the slurp of a politically involved in if only to the The result is a beer with sparkling clarity. A large feeding fish, and the extent of voicing an opinion to a beer that’s crisp, clean and bright. epinephrine races, the mind goes congressman. dead and the fingers shake so badly I suggest you into one right now. that the #16 Blue-winged Olive you The first of these is the need becomes totally inaccessible. discharging of effluent from the Who can involve themselves with settling ponds of Hoerner-Waldorf studies when the aforementioned is into the Clark Fork. This has been only a few minutes or miles away? done in the past and will continue indefinitely. Stepping into specifics for a bit, the Lower Clark Fork River is We are also faced with the providing some excellent fishing, draining of silt from the reservoir by both dry and sub-surface. There are Milltown, which, as previous studies mayfly, stonefly and some caddis have demonstrated, can kill fish by patterns to choose from. Old adhering to the gills. These two standbys such as the Adams or events occur just after peak runoff. Hendrickson are good dry fly The third is something I will write choices. The water is still low and more of later. This is the proposed clear in the Blackfoot and Clark Army Corps dams on the Flathead Fork, but is starting to rise and is a bit and Clark Fork rivers. For more dusty-colored in the Bitterroot. immediate information write: Steve The Blackfoot is an excellent Foster, Seattle District Corps of choice for the spin/bait fisherman, Engineers, PO BX C-3755, Seattle, with both quantity and quality Wash., 98124. Remember that these responding to spoons, spinners and actions affect the fisherman directly, nightcrawlers. On the Bitterroot, along with countless others.

Sponsored by the ASUM Program Council Richard M. Scammon “PEOPLE AND POLITICS: PROSPECTS FOR 1977“

Richard M. Scammon hat lor many years been considered one ot America's foremost experts on the electorate. An elections analyst, statistician, and political scientist. Mr. Scammon ha t been Director ol the Elections Research Center in Washington. D. C. since 1955 From 1961 through I96S. he was on leave from that post while serving at Director of

TUESDAY. APRIL 26.1977 8:00 PM UNIVERSITY CENTER BALLROOM The lecture is open to the public, free of charge. classified ads 1. LOST AND FOUND LOST: PHOTOGRAY GLASSES in a beige case LIVE MUSIC THURS., FRI. EVES. Lunch and dinner FAST. ACCURATE. 549-3806 or 243-5533. 12. AUTOMOTIVE w/Erie-Optical on it. Lost Wed. 4-13, between specials; home cookin and fresh coffees, teas, and REWARD. LOST in Rec. Annex locker room — green library and U.C. Call 243-4580 after 6. 084-4 ______077-32 duffel bag with gym clohes. Need for class. 728- pastries. CHIMNEY CORNER COFFEEHOUSE. NEED WHEELS? 1976Chevette for sale, 4400miles, Open 8:30 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Breakfast too! 082-6 SECRETARIAL EXPERIENCE — Electric, accurate 4371. 087-4 LOST: 3 LIBRARY BOOKS dealing with language, automatic transmission, AM radio, orange! 5*2-2435. 076-14 excellent on gas. Take a lest drive. Call Rich 243^ and religion. Please leave message at Kaimin TROUBLED? LONELY? Confidential listening9 to5 2784 PARTY WHO stole bike out of the parking lot behind Business office 243-6541. PLEASE! I can't afford weekdays and 8 to 12 every nite at THE WALK-IN. ______088-2 Jesse Hall on 4-18-77 was seen and recognized. to pay for them! Thanks. 084-4 Use the special entrance at the east entrance to 14. MOTORCYCLES Please call 728-2400, Ext. 316 for arrangements in the Health Service bldg. 080-31 9. TRANSPORTATION picking up bike and no questions will be asked. FOUND: BROWN, IMITATION LEATHER JACKET NEED RIDER to New England, Newfoundland and 1975 YAMAHA 650 for sale. Less than 1200 miles 087-4 on Oval. X-tra large; Master Jack label. Call and UNPLANNED PREGNANCY OPTIONS—Call Marie Custom seat. Carrier. 728-8815. 064-6 identify, 243-5284. Keep calling! 084-4 Kuffel at 728-3845 or 549-7721. 077-32 points in between. Share driving and gas. Leaving Monday, April 25. Call Schlaefer at 728-1799. 15. WANTED TO BUY FOUND: WOOL sweater on campus tennis court JADE BUDDHA necklace lost. Oval or field house DANCE—Elenita Brown, ballet, character, modern, ______087-1 Sat. night. 243-2015. 087-1 Spanish, primitive and jazz. 728-4255 after 6 p.m. area. Handsome reward. Thanks. 243-5735. RIDE NEEDED to West Glacier Saturday morning TERM PAPER: Drug and Alcohol Abuse. Call 273- LOST: SWEATSUIT top. white with blue stripe. Lost 080-8 077-15 (April 23). Call 726-3196. 087-1 684°- 086-3 Wed. During game on Cloverbowl. If 4. HELP WANTED found please call Brett, 243-2635. 087-1 FLY TO BOZEMAN! Leaving Friday at 3, returning 21. TRAVEL 2. PERSONALS Saturday at 3. $30 round trip. 721-2384. Mart. FULL TIME work this summer. Must be willing to UNITRAVEL CHARTERS. Northwest Travel can FOUND: GOLD wedding band — inscription: "Pam ______087-1 to John" identify by date—call 543-3620. 087-4 STAND UP and salute for one who can't. Big Daddy. relocate. Call 543-5111. 087-4 assist you In making your travel arrangements at Save Gary Gilmore. Help send him to Wallace. For RIDE NEEDED to Billings. Prefer pick-up or van. no extra cost. We have complete charter LOST ITEMS FROM ALL OVER CAMPUSI If you've JOB OPENING — Student Action Center needs a info, call 243-4196. 087-1 workstudy bookkeeper. Apply before 5 p.m., April Anytime between April 30 and May 5. Call Duane. information, including Unitravel Charters. Call lost something, check the University Center third- 543-7201. 085-3 (8:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.) 721-2600. 082-7 floor foyer on Tuesday. April 26, from 9 a.m. until 3 IN PROCESS of divorce? Join growth group at CSD 25. 1977.______Q86-2 p.m. All unclaimed items will be given to charitable -243-4711. 087-1 RENT-FREE living for female during summer in RIDER NEEDED to Havre Friday, 1 p.m. to return institutions after this presentation. 086-3 exchange for part-time babysitting. Rental may Sunday evening. Share gas. Call 549-2604. GET YOUR Kegger T-shirts and pitchers in UC travel agent. 60-day advance payment required. starting today. Save your pennies. Tickets on sale continue in fall. Call 549-3413. 084-4 ______085-3 FOUND: LICENSE plate. CG-1924 from Wisconsin. Unitravel Charters. 058-41 soon.______087-1 SUMMER JOBS: Bale stackers to work on central NEED RIDE to Seattle. Either one-way or both. Call 728-4228 after 5 p.m. 085-3 Around 28th of April. Share expenses. 243-2459. INTERESTED IN an active group experience? Call Montana ranch; jobs start July 1 — good pay— for LOST: glove on Arthur between Miller CSD 243-4711. 087-5 information call 728-7495 or write Rostad and 084-4 hall and the Expressway. Please return. Reward Rostad, Inc., Martinsdale, Mt. 59053. 082-6 MARIE’S ART-erles offered. 243-4809. 085-4 KEGGERS COST less through Campus Coorsrep. 11. FOR SALE • Gallery Call Jeff 243-2288. 086-2 CAN YOU WRITE? The Montana Kaimin is looking FOUND: ORANGE with books on 3rd and for volunteer reviewers to cover the galleries, CAMBRON 3x Auto teleconverter for Olympus OM • Art Supplies Cottonwood on Thurs., April 14'. Call 549-6506. GRADUATING? DISCOVER your career potential movies, plays, the arts and musical happenings. system. Good condition. $20.549-3172. 088-2 • Frames A Matting 085-4 and learn job search techniques. Workshop See Barbara or George in J-206. Bring samples of Art Student Discount offered through Continuing Education, April 29, your writing, please. 082-6 RESUME PHOTOS: 6 photos plus sitting reg. $17.50. now $12.50. Albert Ham Photography. Call SMALL RED memo pad. 543-8884. 085-3 30. May 12; $25. Pre-register now in 107 Main Hall, 1639 South Ave. W. 542-0046 243-2900. 086-4 WHAT ABOUT SPORTS? The Montana Kaimin is for appointment 543-8239. 086-2 looking for volunteer sports freaks to cover LOST: TIMEX silver watch with blue face between 50mm ZUIKO F14 multi coated lens for Olympus OM L A and U.C. on Thurs. Call 542-2278. 084-4 JEWELRY — TURQUOISE and SILVER. MEXICAN various athletic events. See Jon or Barbara in J- ABALONE. Excellent quality, low prices. Wed., 206. Bring samples of your writing, if possible. system. Good condition. $95 — 549-3172. CAIRN OR West Highland White Terrfor. Female Thurs., Fri. — UC Mall. 085-3 ______082-6 ______086-2 Copper Commons Thurs. See Christine. Copper 64 VW. Needs electrical work. $300or best offer. See BARRELS Commons Ice Cream dept, at night. 084-4 TROUBLED? LONELY? For private completely ARTISTS! The Montana Kaimin is looking for confidential listening. STUDENT WALK-IN. volunteer artists to draw graphics for publication. at 603 Stephens Ave. Apt. No. 3. 086-2 OF LOST THURS., April 14: pr. of leather gloves and 2 Student Health Service Building. Southeast See Jim or Barbara in J-206. Bring samples of your 20 SMC REI OVAL CARBINERS: $2.25/each; 1 rack pant ties. Lost behind LA at bikeracks. If found — entrance. Daytime 12-5 p.m. Evenings 8-12 p.m. work. 082-6 of CHOUINARD HEXCENTRICS w/perlon please call Mike at 549-3092 anytime. 084-4 080-30 runners: $25 for the whole rack and 22” frame 7. SERVICES BEER men's SCHWINN 10-SPEED bike and '/• or 'h Barrels REPAIR WORK on stereos, auto-tape, and guitar accessories: $90. Call Scott 243-2471 (days) or amps. Scotty's Audio, formerly Bob's Service. 549-1042 (after 7 p.m.). 086-3 5% over Cost Unions. 1631 S. Ave. W. 549-7311. 087-1 TEXAS INSTRUMENTS 6 function LED watch. Almost new — $12. 549-5606. 086-4 Fairway Liquor • Cont. from p. 1. The people who would know the WOMEN'S PLACE H.blth Education and Counaallng, abortion, birth control, pregnancy, PENNYS AM/FM CASSETTE RECORDER. Almost most about possible violence or V.O.. rape relief. Mon.-Fri. 2-8 p.m. 543-7606. new. Cost $70. Sell $50. Call 549-9350. 086-2 Store ______085-24 for a change without intimidation, or threats, the UM members of RCU, FOR SALE: Kenwood turntable, new $199—asking Fairway Shopping Center coercion, or threats. AVON - 91st ANNIVERSARY SALES! Call today: $75 or best offer. Mark or Gary, 721-2350. 085-3 have refused to a person to talk about Kathy 549-1548 (Jeaaa); Judle 243-5150 (Abar): "We're not going to sink down to the problem. Vicki 243-4880 (Brantley); Tamml 549-5896 (Corbin); Sadly 543-5831 (Craighead & Sisson); that level; we’re going to let the All have either said “no comment" people make their own decisions.” Evie 549-6739 (Married stir, h.). 083-9 or “I don't know" when asked. vw REPAIR, well trained, experienced reasonable. 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TYPING history department secretary was phone conversation last night that he IBM TYPEWRITER. 549-8604 f 084-14 contacted by this reporter and asked has not heard of any threats or if she had heard of any violence or violence. threats against members of the RCU on campus, she replied, “No, none “If any criminal offense has been have come to me." committed, they would come to me," Quarter Pounder New Releases—Lowest Price Downtown he said. “So far I haven’t heard anyth­ In a second phone conversation ing about it." with Rabold by this reporter, she Fries Weather Report Jesse Colin Young changed her answer to the question to "no comment.” 25$ Coke Return to Amazing Rhythm However, it was then discovered DID YOU LOSE Forever Aces that Rabold had told another reporter a week earlier that there had —many others been violence and that "two persons ANYTHING were physically harmed.” *1.35 In a third phone conversation with LAST QUARTER? 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148 South AveT 728-5780 140 E. Broadway BERnmn scwinG c e o t e r bits and pieces Volunteers should meet at the said the fashion portion of the expository speaking, and Lincoln- Entries should be taken to Alpha Lambda Monroe St. parking lot. program will Include discussions on Douglas debate. Polsin said Forestry 311, or mailed to the how to take the fundamentals of experience in judging a particular address on the entry forms. Rules honor society Cass Chinske, newly elected city color, line and texture and event is not needed. and entry forms are available at the All freshmen who have completed alderman and committee member, manipulate them to enhance the To sign up as a judge phone Polsin UC Information Desk or any of the at least 24 credits and have a 3.5 or said Missoula has many fine figure. at 243-4463. contest sponsors; Camera Pro, CPI, higher grade point average are recreational facilities, but they can Reservations may be made Events of the student-run Hatch's, The Office Supply, eligible for membership in Alpha only be properly maintained if through today by phoning 243-4841 tournament will be held at various Rosenblum Gallery and Skaggs. Lambda Delta, a scholastic honor everyone shares in their clean up. between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. or locations on the UM campus society. 5495225 after 5 p.m. Transportation beginning at 1 p.m. today. A Qualified freshmen should He said that since so many will also be provided upon request. schedule of events will be posted in contact Margaret McGuire, Lodge University of Montana students use Chris Milodragovich, home the University Center. Nursery school 110, Joanne Oreskovich, 728-1693, the park, he hopes many students economics instructor, is faculty or Michelle Margaris, 243-2036, will volunteer their services. coordinator of the program, which is registration before May 1. sponsored by the Department of Home Economics. Photography The Home Economics Preschool at the University of Montana is Fashion show contest registering children who areage3or Greenough cleanup A special fashion program for men 4 for the UM nursery school classes The Greenough Park Advisory and women who are visually Speech tournament The deadline for entries in the for the 1977-78 academic year. Committee will sponsor the th ird an­ handicapped will be presented next About 300 students and coaches Third Annual Amateur Wildlife Helga McHugh, UM nursery nual spring clean-up of Greenough Friday in Missoula by a group of from 30 colleges and universities will Photography Contest is April 27. school director, said enrollment is Park tomorrow at 11 a.m. University of Montana home participate in the 31st Annual Big Pictures may be entered in one of limited, so early registration is economics students. Sky Intercollegiate Speech three categories; color slide, color advised. Applications, including the The program will include a supper Tournament tomorrow through print or black and white print. An child's name, birthdate and "I am the pebble in your very own at 6 p.m. at the First United Sunday at the University of overall grand prize of a $15 gift certi­ telephone number, may be sent to eye. I am the sword, and your enemy Methodist Church, 300 E. Main St., Montana. ficate, as well as first prizes in each McHugh, director of the UM Nursery dies. I am the storm and the followed by a seminar on new fabrics James Polsin, assistant professor category of $8 gift certificates. There School, University of Montana, hurricane wind. I am the thorn of an and clothing styles and how to care of interpersonal communications is an entry fee of $1 for each picture Missoula, Mont. 59812. unkind friend. I am desire, what color for them. There will be a shopping and director of forensics at UM, said entered, with no limit on number of Additional information may be my eyes? I am Loki, wizard of lies. session in downtown Missoula for community volunteers are needed to pictures. Each entrant will receive a obtained by phoning McHugh at Catch me, find me, seemeif you can. the participants at 7:30 p.m. judge the events, which will include critique of his work. 243-4262. I am the guilt of an honest man." Linda Hicks, a senior in home debate; oral interpretation; — Robin Williamson economics assisting in the program, impromptu, persuasive and Be Wise! Russian name trends change see 3% r MOSCOW (AP) — The en­ Some of the children themselves Orthodox Church christened only w RON thusiastic days when people named have modified their names in res­ children named after saints. Then in For Your their children after power stations, ponse to changing times. One man the heady days of freedom after the Estimate On Paint tractors and heroes of communism whose parents called him Melsor, an 1917 revolution came names like RHoltNtfsl and Repairs are fading, and Soviet parents are acronym for Marx Engels Lenin Cracking Combine and Vilior for • ALL MAKES A MOOELS going back to the traditional Ivan and Stalin October Revolution, has Vladimir Ilyich Lenin Initiator Oc­ CUSTOM PAINT MATCHING tober Revolution. AUTO PAINT BAKING Natasha, officials said Thursday. dropped the “s.” OVEN Birth registration offices were One zealot of the 1920s is said to AUTO GLASS INSTALLED The generation of people named instructed at the end of the 1960s to have named his twin daughters Leak Free Electrification, Tractor, Turbine and discourage parents from naming Anarchy and Utopia. FRONT END ALIGNMENT Hydrostation is growing older. Ninel, their babies with what the Com­ Some babies of the next decades FRAME STRAIGHTENING Lenin spelled backwards, and Oc­ munist Party newspaper Pravda were victims of a fad for scientific APPLIANCE REFINISHING tober, the month of the Russian called “tasteless and too tongue­ names like Radium and Helium. One c a l l RON 549-2347 Revolution,'are already white-haired twisting inventions." geologist named his children after V/M LL 719 STRAND AVE. and paunchy. In czarist times, the Russian minerals. Stephens & Strand Ave

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Editor’s note: Montana Kaimin just like yours; did you ever stop to any time some clod wants a new bus, reporter Daniel Blaha became think about what would happen if I you know what I mean? The Lord transfixed yesterday while listening started passing out Mercedes like works jn mysterious ways. Write that to a member of the Missoula Urban Gideon Bibles? Why, it'd glut the down, that's got a nice sound to it. Transportation District Board tell market. Put GM right out of business. “So I tell you what you do. You fill him that the board has decided to "Tell you what I’ll do, though. I’ve out all the proper forms, in triplicate, purchase 10 of the 21 -passenger had a lot of requests from your area or quadruplicate, or whatever they mini-buses similar to the Mercedes for new wheels, and since I like Mis­ want, and you submit 'em to the Benz coach demonstrated in Mis­ soula, I’ll make a compromise with federal U.S. government there in soula recently. He filed the following you. Washington; D.C. report after the vision subsided. ’’How would you like, say, 10 of “And then, oh, say, along about these little Mercedes buses I've got, next fall sometime, you'll get your Oh Lord, won't you buy me a that your whole town could own. buses, all brand spankin' new, sporty Mercedes Benz: Why, that way, anybody could ride paint job and the whole bit. My friends all drive Porsches, I around in them, 21 people at a time, “Then maybe some of you people must make amends. any time they wanted to. Ride 'em all will quit drivin' those smoke-belch­ Worked hard all my lifetime, no day long if you want, I don’t care. ing cars around all the time, give my T J > - help from my friends, Just pay your quarter and off you go. plants and animals a chance to So Lord, won’t you buy me a “Now, while I could get ’em to you breathe some clean air for a change.” Mercedes Benz. in an instant or less, just materialize And it was done. those little buses right there on And it was good. —Janis Joplin Jobs go to older foresters Higgins, I kind of like to work And the Lord said: through channels. I mean, I didn't Few young foresters are being will not be available to replace them. "You know, I'get a lot of requests 1 invent time just so I could ignore it It was reported in 1976 that a placed in forestry jobs today and the The job market for people in fores­ young man in Taipei, Taiwan, wrote average age level of people holding try “doesn’t look good at all," he told 700 letters to his girl to propose forestry positions is very high, Jerry a group of about 25 forestry students marriage. His persistence paid off: Williams of the Montana State during the second in a series of the woman became engaged to the Division of Forestry said Wednesday. seminars to acquaint students with postman who faithfully delivered all The problem will be more evident forestry practices and the industry. of the letters. when foresters are ready to retire, he Williams is employed in the — World Almanac said, because experienced foresters Education and Training Office of the division. He said the University of Montana forestry school has improved from the standpoint of course structure and management. Williams added, however, that some of the things the school is do­ ing “are still bad."

UM Failures According to Williams, UM has failed in preparing its forestry students for the job market by not giving them a good foundation in communication and report writing skills. He said that many UM forestry NOW THROUGH TUESDAY! students are graduated without learning how to read and write skillfully. “EVERYTHING ABOUT Williams also said that he is more interested in employing an ex­ ‘VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED’ perienced applicant than a top student. He said he gives preference to a HAS BEEN TOUCHED “student with a good, solid C average, than one with straight A's WITH GREATNESS... who wants to sit around and philosophize with the director.” THE PERFECT MOVIE! Williams said that out of 300 ap­ I — Rex Reed. New York Daily News plicants fora recent management aid station job, an applicant with ex­ STARTS TODAY! perience as a smoke jumper and paramedic was selected. His grades ACADEMY AWARD were not even considered, he added. “PUT IT ON YOUR MUST- All summer fire control jobs are NOMINATIONS filled, Williams told the group, but SEE LIST!’’ — Pal Collins. WCBS-TV 6 including: added that because some applicants accept more than one job and delay until early summer to turn down an BEST PICTURE offer, there may be openings by late “AN EXTRAORDINARY EXPERIENCE! spring.

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R0 6 ERTF IR.UM0r£ero«*AWTASHBVWn‘ BOUND FOR GLORY” ^D A VID CARRADINEcmi^ ronnycox-meundadiudn G A IL S T R IC K L A N D ■ « ) R A N D Y Q U A ID • S o m r n ROBERT GETCHEU. ased on the Woody Gothne Autobiography - Muse by WOODY GUTHRIE - Adapted by LEONARD R0 SENMAN DELICIOUS! Produced tty ROBERT F BLUM0 FE and HAROLD IEVENTHAL • Dvected by HAL ASHBY ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK ALBUM MID TAPE AVAILABLE ON UNITED ARTISTS*! F I RECOUPS l ■ ■ United Artists CHOCOLATE FAYE DUNAWAY MAX VON SYDOW OSKAR WERNER MARSHMALLOW MALCOLM McDOWELL ORSON WELLES JAMES m a s o n OPEN 6:30 P.M. Showpiece of Montana "VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED" Prevues at 6:45-9:50 WILMA ICE CREAM •tentiMi LEX GRANT “Glory” at 7:00 and 10:00 AT OPEN 6:45 P.M. The Beautiful "Voyage of the Damned" ROXY IMPORTANT NOTE: Two Showings on Frl. HANSENS at 7:00 and 9:30 and Sat. Evas. All other Eves, at 8:00 Only. 519 So. Higgins $55,000 spent for UM’s initial Saudi work By KEVIN MAKI The money, appropriated in July school dean, said MSU gave UM the sistant to recommend textbooks and was given to the trade commission Montana Kalinin Raporlar from Montana State University, was money for reforestation research as journals. for administration. part of $130,000 the Montana a part of a subcontract with the trade It was also used, Forcier said, to The Saudis gave about $750,000 to About $55,000 was spent by the International Trade Commission, ap­ comrqission. buy research equipment, and to pay the Tumpane Co. of Rome, Italy, and University of Montana to allow Mon­ propriated to MSU to plan for the the salaries of George Blake, UM Vancouver, Wash., to provide sup­ tana scientists to work at two Montana-Saudi agricultural He said the money was used to forestry professor, and Jeff Madsen, plies and support to planners. agricultural experiment stations that program. conduct research for the project, in­ UM forestry instructor. The research teams that went to will be built in Saudi Arabia. Lawrence Forcier, acting forestry cluding the hiring of a graduate as­ Blake and Madsen were part of a Saudi Arabia in August and January research team that traveled to Saudi were funded by the Tumpane Co. Arabia to plan the stations. The Saudis recently gave $73,000 Study favors pharmacy accreditation Forcier said that today he would to the trade commission for Blake have more specific information on and Clyde Singletary, dean of A final report released by the accreditation for the University of a report to ACPE, it would have to how the money was spent. horticulture at Mississippi State American Council of Pharmaceuti­ Montana pharmacy school, UM live with the council’s final report, John Podobnik, a trade com­ University in Starkville, to travel to cal Education (ACPE) did not President Richard Bowers said Catalfomo said. mission official working with the Saudi Arabia to work with the Saudi recommend the withdrawal of yesterday. The ACPE report details the Saudis, said the money was not Minister of Agriculture and the However, neither Bowers nor pharmacy school's strengths and spent in Saudi Arabia. The money Minister of Finance. Philip Catalfomo, pharmacy school weaknesses, but Catalfomo was spent in Montana, he said, in The men will also check for the Pharmacy student dean, would comment further on the declined to say what strengths or preparation for the trip. availability and quality of water, ex­ dies from gunshot report, which was sent to UM at the weaknesses the accreditation team The money was part of $ 1.6 m illion amine prospective crops and end of last year. found in the school. the Saudis deposited in an account become more familiar with Saudi Until the ACPE makes its final A University of Montana Although the final report has been managed bytheJointTradeCouncil, methods of farming. decision on accreditation in June, pharmacy student died Wednesday released Catalfomo said, ACPE will composed of United States and Podobnik said the money for this the question is “in limbo,” Catalfomo evening from a self-inflicted gunshot not make its final decision until after Saudi representatives. trip was carried forward from a trust wound. its next meeting this June. At that said. Until that decision is released, The Joint Trade Council then con­ fund between the U.S. and the Saudi he added, the pharmacy school will Richard Donald Murray, a 23 year meeting, Catalfomo will givea report tracted with the U.S. Department of Arabian Economic Commission. old senior, shot himself at home at detailing the progress the school has remain fully accredited. Agriculture, (USDA), which in turn Blake said he and Singletary Neither Catalfomo nor Bowers about 6 p.m. Missoula County made, as well as rebutting anything subcontracted with trade com­ probably will not leave until after a would detail what conditions, if any, Coroner John Malletta issued formal in the report that was unsatisfactory, mission. May 10 meeting in Washington, D.C. were placed on the school’s report Thursday afternoon. he added. Of the $1.6 million the Saudis between the trade commission, the accreditation in the report. Murray lived at 1310 Gerald Ave. If UM would choose not to submit spent on the project so far $94,000 USDA and Saudi officials. Apt. 5, with his wife, Ginny. They came to Montana from Colorado. Murray is one of four UM students Federico Fellini who have taken their own lives since January. TH E C LO W N S Alcohol may be fuel substitute, official reports CHICAGO (AP) — Alcohol is a possible — but not yet practical — substitute for automobile fuel, says a government energy official. The technical problems in the use of such a substitute might be overcome, but alcohol costs three to FREE four times as much to produce and twice the amount is required to The Work of a Master. . . " Friday, April 22 provide the same amount of energy, Judith Crist, New York UCB, 9 p.m. said Eugene Ecklund, who heads the alternative fuels program for the federal Energy Research and Development Administration. Because alcohol — ethanol and methanol — can be manufactured from abundant materials, it has been considered as a possible solution to the problem of dwindling supplies and high cost of gasoline. Research is being done on this possibility in the United States and other countries, Ecklund said in a recent telephone interview. He said that alcohol has been used in the past in Europe as a fuel ad­ ditive to extend gasoline supplies and improve octane. American researchers are NOMINATED FOR 4 seriously studying the use of up to 10 per cent alcohol in gasoline, while ACADEMY AWARDS German and Swedish researchers are studying the addition of as much BEST ACTOR as 15 or 20 per cent, he said. BEST DIRECTOR To use alcohol as the only fuel, ex­ BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY tensive modification of automobile BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM engines would be required, Ecklund said. Once the use is feasible, extensive manufacturing facilities would have to be developed to produce alcohol in large quantities for fuel, he pointed out. Ethanol can be made from grains and from crop residues. Methanol can be made from wood, coal and waste products. Tanks twice as large as those now used on cars would be required to get the same mileage if alcohol were substituted entirely for gasoline, Ec­ klund said. Rules for writers S e v e n RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — The Virginia School Boards Association Lina Wertmuller's has offered a few tongue-in-cheek B e a u t i e s rules for beginning writers in its An indelible film, unlike any other I have ever seen. The monthly newsletter: script, photography, direction and performances are “Don't use no double negative. practicaly incomparable. , — Gene Shalit, NBC-TV Make each pronoun agree with their antecedent. Join clauses good, like a A brilliantly funny, dazzling, stunning experience. conjunction should. — flex Reed "About them sentence fragments. imarm / When dangling, watch your T ju S ts L FRIDAY & SATURDAY 515 SOI participles. Verbs has tc arree with 515 SOUTH HIGGINS -SHOWS at 7:00 & 9:15 their subject. Students scramble for free tickets to kegger By G. ROBERT CROTTY Instant pandemonium broke out on his face and the precious ticket again people rushed around in a Senior Citizens director, received Montana Kaimln Reporter as soon as the people realized that clutched in his hand. frenzy, madly fighting for the pieces $1,875 for the Senior Citizens' Center the tickets were being blown by the Or was it a ticket? of paper. and Bob Zaharko, head of the Mis­ About 4S0 students scrambled wind toward the Journalism soula County Sheriffs Summer madly yesterday in the University of Building. The crowd went racing Blank Paper Ugly Moods Youth Program also received $1,875. Montana Oval for 15 free tickets to pell-mell after the tickets. Imagine the surprise when And once again most people came After the donation ceremony was the 1977 University Liquid Assets What happened when the tickets "tickets” turned out to be blank up with blank pieces of paper or the over and the crowd had dispersed, Corp. kegger. and fakes floated down within reach pieces of paper. fake tickets. People's moods began about 40 die-hards were gathered The students were milling around of the crowd can only be compared Or even worse, imagine the to turn a little ugly. around a tree in which a "ticket" was waiting when a small plane made a to the confusion and chaos of a Hank surprise when the “ticket" was a free Then the plane made another pass perched. sudden swoop over the crowd and Aaron home run whacked into the pass “to make love to an Indian guru and dropped two more skydivers. dropped two Silvertip Skydivers left-field bleachers. (please show ticket at the base of the Ugly feelings evaporated as people Brave Soul exactly at noon. As many as 30 to 40 people tried to Himilayian mountains),” or “this dropped the fakes and made a dash One brave soul, Philip Healey, “Here they come,” somebody in grab at each piece of paper as it ticket admits the holder to free for the new loads. sophomore In forestry, climbed the the crowd yelled and instantly the floated down. admittance to Happy Hour at the The third skydiver down made the tree and was slowly walking out on a crowd was ready for action. Finally, after kicking, shoving, Children’s Zoo.” best bombing run and released his limb 40 feet up to get the ticket when At 300 feet, the first skydiver threw biting, scratching and tearing, one By now, the second skydiver had load 50 feet above the middle of the Junkermier walked by and told him out his load of real . .. and fake person would emerge a victor from thrown his load out. His bombing Oval. His load was scarfed up by the that it was fake. tickets. the pile-up with a triumphant smile run hit closer to the Oval and once crowd in a matter of seconds. ‘The ticket's fake?" he asked, not believing what he heard. Perfect Landing “Yeah,” Junkermier confirmed. The fourth skydiver released his "But I tell you what — if you can load and made a perfect landing. climb down that tree we'll give you a However, he had made his bom­ free ticket.” bing drop right over the spot where "We don't want anybody getting the ULAC directors, administrators hurt — like breaking your neck,” Dan from the UM Library, the sheriffs Cobb, another ULACdirector added. department and the Senior Citizens' “It'd be bad publicity.” Center were gathered to receive donations from the 1976 kegger. Unfortunately, members of the news media were also standing there Horse Sausage — mainly this reporter. (CPS) — The Wall Street Journal "Oh Jesus! Here comes reports that thousands of West everybody!" somebody muttered as Germans may have eaten sausages we stood watching the crowd of U.S. horse meat believing they converge on us. were made from beef, according to At the moment the wind blew the customs officials. load to. the left of us into the trees The affair was discovered when between the Venture Center and import inspectors searched a 20-ton Main Hall. truckload of frozen beef on its way to the Ruhr area from a Belgian meat Sigh of Relief exporter. Everybody in our little group gave Inside, original papers were dis­ one big sigh of relief. covered identifying the contents as a Bill Junkermier, ULAC board horse-meat product originating in chairman, gave the profits from last Fort Worth, Texas. year's kegger to each representative Later investigations showed that after the ticket drop. The negotiable the Belgian businessman had checks were painted on miniature previously sold a total of 65 tons of kegs. horse meat, falsely labeled as beef. Earle Thompson, Library Services The meat was later sold to sausage UM STUDENTS SCRAMBLE for free tickets to the ULAC kegger. The tickets were dropped in the Oval yesterday by dean, received $11,250 for the UM makers and distributed to retail the Silvertip Skydivers, marking the kick-off of kegger activities. (Montana Kalmin photo by Natalie Hoover.) Library; Walter Taylor, Missoula stores.

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