JANUARY 2003 Mr

The Pingry Record

VOL. CXXVI, NO. 2 MARTINSVILLE ROAD, MARTINSVILLE, NJ 08836 JANUARY 2003 Mr. Al Romano HYPNOTIZED! Jennifer Zoephel (VI)

Robert Zacharias (V) discusses “suspenders” with Denis Malkov (V) and Andy Schlesinger (V) Old West Pleases Crowd Three freshmen fall under David Kramer’s spell.

BY DANA ZOLLI (VI) Elan DiMaio (VI), who BY REBECCA SPEISER (V) greeted with applause and deep sleep, David Kramer be- mous individual. Wild Oats, an outrageous played a bar girl, enjoyed Student talent and humor cheers as they performed gan to work his magic. Overall, the night had ev- western comedy which com- performing in her first was on stage on Friday, Janu- popular songs and original Simple stunts — such as eryone laughing and cheering. bined gunfights and despera- school play. She says of her ary 10 when Student Govern- pieces, such as Denis making the students feel ex- As Elana Wilf (V) said, “Hav- dos with mistaken identities, experience, “The show went ment sponsored its Mid-Year Malkov’s self-written and per- tremely hot or cold — started ing never seen the hypnotist deception, and Shakespeare really well. The script itself event. Hypnotist David formed untitled piece. the amusement, but the truly before it was a really fun ex- was performed on November is hilarious and I think that Kramer who has been per- After the talent show, hysterical occurrences came perience!” 14, 15, and 16. we were able to convey that forming at Pingry for years, which lasted for a little over later in the night. Turning Tom Although the attendance The show featured amaz- humor to the audience.” followed a talent show an hour, the stage was cleared Rosenberg (VI) into Austin rate was low, Aaron Sussman ing performances by Lauren Many theatergoers found launched by the proudly po- of all instruments and speak- Powers made everyone laugh, said that it was “all the people Miller (VI) and Robert Za- Buzzy Cohen’s cameo as a litically incorrect Aaron ers, and chairs were set up for and seeing all the male partici- who were not there that charias (V) as the principal dancing bear to be the most Sussman, a k a Student Gov- David Kramer’s hypnotizing pants dance exotically caused missed out.” couple, Kate Thunder and memorable moment. Buzzy ernment President. performance. everyone to shriek with laugh- Student Government advi- Jack Rover. Also starring also provided the authentic Starting with Aaron’s intro- Eighteen students, includ- ter. sor Ms. Callas agreed, noting were Ben Grant (VI) as bar room music for the sa- duction, the talent show in- ing Alex Levy (VI), Jill Kehoe Some hypnotized partici- that the student talent was Kate’s gruff, old uncle, Colo- loon scenes on the piano. He cluded musical performances (V), Kenny Brown-Klinger pants, such as Francis clearly the highlight of the nel Thunder, and David Har- describes the experience as by Sonia Alam (VI), Denis (VI), Thor Grant (VI), and Callaghan (III), were made to evening. Most notable, she ris (VI) as Colonel Thunder’s a lot of fun, and adds with a Malkov (V) and Thor Grant, Tom Leonard (VI) were se- believe that they were human said, were Sonia Alam’s ren- Irish-Indian army compan- laugh, “I can finally share Myndroht, and The Cones, lected to go on stage to be hyp- seatbelts; others, such as Jane dition of Sarah McLaughlin’s ion. my passion and talent for Louis Dileo’s band. notized. After relaxing the stu- Wang (VI), thought they were “Angel” and Thor’s Grant’s Liz Wight (VI) played dance with the world.” All of the performers were dents and getting them into a receiving a haircut from a fa- new original piece. Jane, the naïve country girl The play left a lasting im- who is exposed to more so- pression on cast member phisticated subjects when she Aaron Gelbman (IV). He ex- is sent by her father, Ike plains, “One of the greatest Gammon (played by Aaron things I learned is that team- WHERE ARE OUR ID’S? Sussman, VI), to work at work is necessary for a posi-

Kate’s house. There, she falls tive outcome. We all had to Clare Kelly (VI) according to Robert, “some- in love with the unusually- work together to accomplish BY REBECCA SPEISER (V) AND times under lock and key” in dressed Harry Thunder our goals and to put on the KATIE SUCHOW (V) the fencing closet, student (Denis Malkov, V). best performances we They can reduce your ad- Government members must This array of colorful main could.” missions price at movies, give sometimes seek out a key to characters is perfectly When asked to comment, you benefits and discounts, gain access. complimented by many en- Mr. Romano paused for a and serve as identification for Additionally, the database semble roles, such as cow- moment before letting out a standardized testing. The only in the ID printing machine boys, bar girls, ranch hands, hearty “YEE-HAW!” problem is that you need one needed to be updated, which and gamblers. The Drama Department and practically no one has one. took time because Apu, the The three performances and cast members of Wild Student ID’s can be of great Systems Engineer in charge of were the product of two Oats were not the only indi- assistance, but how do you get the updating, was only at months of hard work, involv- viduals who were pleased one? As Robert Zacharias (V) school three days a week. ing many members of the with the performances and says, “One of Student Finally, the logistics of tak- school community. Drama their experiences; students Government’s objectives is to ing student pictures has also Department Head Mr. Al and teachers who attended get every student an ID that contributed to the problem. Romano directed the play, the play reacted favorably to will last for all of high school.” Although times were an- along with the help of Mr. the performances as well. However, after another year nounced last year for students Frank Morano ‘97, Mrs. Jane Sawyer (VI) said she of laminating yearbook pic- to go and get their pictures Grant, Dr. Ashcom, and Jen “enjoyed the western theme tures in lieu of taking photos, Zoephel (VI) as the stage and the performances. I es- taken, the process proved to be the Student Government has We, however, have only been hindering the processing and manager. pecially liked Kate Coyle’s more time-consuming than still not completed the Student allocated so many resources distribution of the ID’s. Other students and faculty performance.” first imagined, and lunches ID project. A dearth of time for a resource-hungry The inconvenient location contributed to the show in Ms. Kilgore admired the were simply too short for com- and space seem to be the crux project.” says Robert, speak- of the machine used for mak- various ways, including con- show, calling it inventive and pleting the task. of the problem. ing on behalf of the Student ing the ID’s, as well as its an- struction of the complicated imaginative. She thought the The process of making the “If we had a time or place Government. tiquated condition, is further set. Parts of it will be retained casting was “dead on,” and ID’s used to be handled by the to make the ID’s, the system However, it is not only a impeding progress. for use in the winter musical, commented that the play was administration; but as of late, would work more efficiently. lack of time and space that is Because the machine is, The Sound of Music. “risqué, but why not?” Continued on page 15 BRAD PITT • FASHION • DRAMA • AND MORE 2 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 E D I T O R I A L S Tribute to a Great Living the Motto I can still remember my first day at Pingry, chiefly my nervousness and insecurity as I timidly roamed the building in search of my third period class. I felt like a lost sheep that Institution September of freshman year: intimidated, small, and clueless, uncertain of my place in my new community, unsure of what the next four years would bring. But even as the first As I sat down to write this piece, I recalled Dr. Dineen’s definition of an editorial: semester of my senior year closes and Graduation day approaches more rapidly than ever “Editorials, by definition, are opinions by the editor on some aspect of school life that has (just a few more months, class of ’03!), freshman year doesn’t seem so long ago. been reported elsewhere in the issue.” Those “next four years” I worried about on my first day of high school went by in a “An aspect of school life that has been reported elsewhere in the issue,” I thought to heartbeat, and I’m finally realizing that my days of roaming the hallways are numbered. myself. I rummaged through my book-bag and pulled out our second issue layout plan. I Over break I watched the movie “Back to the Future” probably for the hundredth time, but browsed through the list of articles in search of that one special gem that I could elaborate this time I couldn’t help but wish that I could ride that Delorian back to those first fearful and give my opinion on. Unfortunately, this list proved unhelpful. The problem was not days of high school. There’s a lot I would like to relive again: Rufus Gunther Days, class that there was nothing interesting to comment on, but that there was an abundance of trips, homecomings. articles that really exposed the heart and spirit of the Pingry community. But to be perfectly honest, I’d gladly skip right over the first half of senior year; this is Every single article reflected everything that is so great about our school. I mean, we not a part of my life I would want to repeat. It wasn’t so much that college applications spend a lot of time complaining about Pingry’s faults, but if it’s such a bad place to be, why were too tedious and time-consuming (although they definitely weren’t fun), or even that did Kristin and I have such a tough time thinking of misses when the hits came to mind looming college acceptances or rejections could make or break our moods during those very quickly? I think that the true strength of Pingry kids is that if there is something we’re precarious days before Christmas. It was the way that college seemed to infect my entire not happy about, we challenge it in a mature manner. class like a pestilence that couldn’t be controlled. Testimony to that statement lies in our center spread where we report a couple of inci- It goes without saying that Pingry is a driven, ambitious, college community and as a dences where students who didn’t agree with a certain rule, worked with the administra- result of the high expectations and standards here, competition brews among the ranks. If tion to modify it. In the real world, we don’t live in a dictatorship; we live in a democratic I had a dollar for the number of times I heard “What was he thinking when he applied society where we are encouraged, as citizens, to stand up, justify, and fight for our rights. there? He’ll never get in” or “Where are you applying Kristin?” I could probably pay the We are so lucky to attend a school that aims to simulate this real world. tuition for my first semester next year. I don’t blame my peers for being interested in their There aren’t too many students in this school who sit back and let rules like the “flip- classmates’ academic future, but their questions and tendency to publicly speculate were flop” ban roll off their backs. Most people, including myself, moaned and groaned to friends difficult for me to deal with. and teachers about this somewhat inane ban. But then, there are those who actually did The divisive force of college applications reared its angry head even more fiercely in something about it. The Dress Code Committee was formed in an attempt to revise the new the weeks after Early Decision and Early Action decisions came out. Much of the senior code; so far it has been a very successful in its attempts. class applied under one of these early categories, and some lucky ones did get in. But as When the foreign language trips were cancelled for the second year in a row, a Record the customary “rejection” Holiday Tree displayed in the Lower commons indicated, many editor came in and passionately demanded that we address why the trips are being aban- more did not and were understandably disappointed. doned. She wanted to get to the heart of the issue and have her voice heard. The reason As the tree was bedecked before break with rejection and deferral letters, I saw first why new student ID’s have not all been distributed n the past couple of years also proved hand the way the admissions process can threaten friendships and intensify tension among worth researching. students. But in this stressful time we must not lose sight of our priorities; it is not worth Then of course, there are the wonderful events that we report, events that are somewhat losing friends over college. Instead, we need to try our best to respect our peers’ personal unique to Pingry. Not too many choruses get the opportunity to stand up and sing the goals and privacy. We should uphold our school’s strong commitment to moral action by Mahler 8 symphony at Carnegie Hall. Nor do many schools have a peer-mentoring pro- supporting each other and remaining a coherent community. gram in which seniors meet weekly with their respective freshmen groups and then host In the same way, because no Pingry student sits on a college admission board, no these freshmen parents at the annual Peer Night. Other schools may have Model UN and member of our community has the right to hurtfully say who will and will not be accepted Model Congress, but we’re lucky to have so many students who win awards and are eager to Boston College, Georgetown, or the University of Pennsylvania. It is important to to participate. realize that every student has a chance of getting into his or her first choice college. As We also have great people at Pingry. Mr. Rohdie gave a speech a few weeks ago which members of a community which prizes honor and acceptance, we must act upon the val- really made me consider the people who work behind the scenes here at Pingry. The kitchen ues we have been taught. staff who spend hours and hours preparing our food and gardeners who work on the aes- The next few months, before regular decisions are mailed in April, will doubtlessly be thetics for the school are just a couple of examples he presented. I think the “Q&A” we a difficult time for seniors. I wish I could hop into my Delorian and skip them altogether, have in this issue that profiles maintenance worker Christopher Dehart, gives an insight but since I know that would be impossible, I’d like to enjoy the precious moments I have into the lives of key people who are often overlooked but hold our school together. left at Pingry and play my part in making sure that the members of my class enjoy their As this issue of the Record can remind us, the opportunities here are abundant and remaining time as well. plentiful. There is something for everyone, and if Pingry doesn’t offer it, you can start your “Maxima Reverentia Pueris Debetur,” the Pingry School motto, is translated to mean own club: all you need are a few signatures. Initiative is what very student needs. These “Greatest respect is due students.” Now it is more important than ever to respect each four years have the possibility to be the best years of our lives, if we get involved and make other and appreciate the time we have left together under the aqua clock tower. them memorable. It’s a rewarding feeling to edit articles that highlight all the things that make Pingry great. Whether it’s drama productions, students voicing their opinions in arts — Kristin Kicenuik reviews and columns, school-wide events like Rufus Gunther Day or the PSPA Fashion show, there is always something going on that’s worth getting involved with or reporting about. It’s too hard to pick just one aspect of Pingry life to discuss in these editorials, but it’s not difficult to see that it is all these aspects working in unison that make Pingry a great place to be. HITS & — Clare Kelly MISSES

Hit: First snow day before the official start of winter. The Pingry Record Hit: Delayed opening. Miss: We had to be here by 10:15, not 10:30. Hit: “Wild Oats” was a sold-out smash. Hit: Early Decision acceptances sent out. Editors-in-Chief Clare Kelly, Kristin Kicenuik Assistant Editors Susannah Bragg, David Spett, Dana Zolli Miss: Early Decision rejections come back. Copy Editors Andrew Heyman, Kathryn Levine, Hit: Winter festival. Rebecca Speiser, Katie Suchow Sports Editor Sarah Miller Miss: Three very long combined rehearsals. Sports Writers Sonia Alam,Susannah Bragg, Hit: Students sing at Carnegie Hall. Elyse Feldman,Sumeet Shah,Katie Suchow Communications Associate Sumeet Shah Hit: Rufus Gunther & Community Service Day. Photographer Nelson Lee Hit: The Great “Wrap-in.” Staff Sonia Alam, Samantha Bailye,Ed Barsamian, Caitlin Bergh,Rita Biagioli, Elyse Feldman, Hit: Drama IV Assembly helps educates our community. Pritha Ghosh, Isaac Oransky,Jane Sawyer, Hit: Senior holiday tree delivered to couches. Maria Scott-Wittenborn, Aaron Sussman, Bryan Zupon, Robert Zacharias Hit: Naz’s can drive fed more families than previous years. Faculty Advisor Dr. Susan Dineen Hit: Mrs. Abraham has her baby! So does Mrs. O’Mara! Technical Advisor Mr. Dean Sluyter Miss: We’ll miss them while they’re on maternity leave. Hit: Winter Break recharges community. All rights reserved. All contents © 2003 The Pingry Record. Printed on recycled paper. Please recycle after use. Miss: January 6 crept up on us so soon! THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 3 O P - E D

THE NOSE KNOWS

BY EDWARD BARSAMIAN (VI) Teachers: Available to Students Like You

As the semester comes to an of the material. This led me to glee as I saw the characters I valuable programming by check inside the box that says, opportunity to gain better in- end, thoughts regarding grades ask myself if teachers at Pin- knew leap from the pages of truly tuning in to what PBS, a “Extra Teacher Help.” sights and to build a deeper seem to be voiced ever so gry are somewhat like PBS: the book onto my television network without “Friends,” Until students receive a personal bond. loudly. Paper due dates loom, both educated and greatly screen. has to offer. warning from their teacher, I’m not saying that all stu- and tests never seem to end. underappreciated. So, why is After watching this pro- PBS, like the faculty, is an they believe they are “doing dents who received checks next Teachers’ assessments ap- their presence unrelenting? gram and seeing previews of undervalued, unappreciated, fine” and have no initiative to to “Extra Teacher Help” should pear to be pretty standard: Never having been a great other PBS shows, I came to untapped resource. Upon seek assistance. go speak with their teachers on “John needs to see me during fan of “Nova” or “This Old realize that the network is not reading my own interim com- The faculty, like PBS, is un- a very personal level. C.P.,” or, “Jane should do her House,” I callously disre- all about “Nova,” but rather ments, I resolved to make relenting in their quest to edu- I am trying to encourage readings more carefully and garded all programs on PBS about entertaining viewers changes in my approach to cate, because their intent is for you, the students, to see your come for extra help.” until this past fall, when a with programs that educate. studying and learning habits. students to succeed and com- teachers for help and guid- These statements are not novel I was reading, “The Now, not only will I watch First, I will seek help when prehend the material being ance, because one day, they meant to make students feel Forstye Saga,” was the latest “Masterpiece Theatre,” but necessary. Who decides, how- discussed. could possibly be your friends. bad, but present opportunities production featured on “Mas- also “Frontline” and “Charlie ever, when it is necessary? By making their time and Also, every once in a while, for broadening our minds and terpiece Theatre.” Rose.” In effect, I have ex- Therein lies the problem: assistance available, the fac- turn on PBS. You might learn deepening our understanding I watched the first part with panded my mindset and found too many students have a ulty is presenting us with the something new!

COGITO ERGO COGITO

BY RITA BIAGIOLI (IV) Renovators Beware!

For future reference: In cially in January with little or person (as far as I know), and lem is not having a kitchen. ing down the steps rather have probably been his end. case you were wondering, no heat. I’m still in the same place, it’s It’s kind of hard to eat with- painfully with the plastic Too bad! (No, I really do love having a major renovation Yes, this has been my life an entirely new experience. out one. Not only is the whole sheet over your head and sur- my dog). done on your house just isn’t since the end of August. It’s all so different, but it’s also family restricted to eating in rounding your body. Then, in 5. Here is my absolute fa- fun. Sorry, it just isn’t! I am grateful, however, that a very exciting experience. various parts of the house, but your dazed state, you get up vorite: for some reason, while Mainly, it’s hectic, crazy, my family is able and willing So, considering that I’ve it isn’t fun when the only food and walk straight into the you have construction going your parents go insane, and to make our house a nicer en- already given you my bit you do have has gone bad and piece of wood protruding into on, there tends to be a large your whole family is smushed vironment. I’ll definitely have about life changing for this is- smells because, whoops, the the space formerly known as and peculiarly smelly Port-A- into one tiny room in a tiny a nicer room if it’s ever fin- sue, and considering that I’m refrigerator’s been unplugged. the kitchen. Not fun. Potty placed on your drive- house. I mean, the point of ished, and life might not be as not in a very serious mood, I’ll (This is almost as bad as hav- 4. If you have a dog, par- way. I suppose the construc- renovation is to make the crazy with the extra space. Al- give you a list of things to ing holes in the ceilings of ticularly a very hyper dog, tion workers are very particu- house bigger ... but until though this is an exciting time, avoid if you ever happen to some rooms because the con- beware. When there tends to lar about their toilets or some- they’re done you’re all stuffed I’ll miss my old room. renovate your house: struction people misread the be no walls on the second thing. Anyway, though this is in one little room while all the It’s kind of interesting to 1. First, you might want to plans). floor (i.e., it’s open to the a little odd in its own right, it’s other walls are being ripped see the entire range of my make sure there’s more than 3. Don’t, just don’t, leave backyard so you could easily just not a good thing to have down. childhood memories torn one room that isn’t open to the any plastic insulation sheets fall off), dogs for some rea- the Port-A-Potty sitting And then there are those away and changed to plaster outdoors. And if there is one stapled to the ceiling in front son smell escape and try to around on mischief night ... days that you think they just in the back of a truck, but it’s room, it shouldn’t contain the of the stairs (they get placed run off the edge. yes, it got tipped over. won’t ever finish. also quite exciting to be able only TV, the only computer, around the house so that the My dog managed to try this Okay, those are all the tips When it’s been two weeks to say that in a few months, your bed, and your brother, heat doesn’t escape). It’s not three times and each time we I have. Yes, I know, it’s hard and the construction people my life will be remolded, re- who insists it’s his room be- a good thing when you hap- literally caught him by the tail. to believe, but all of this did still haven’t showed up, you shaped, and renovated. It feels cause it contains the TV. pen to slide on one, it comes He’s lucky his tail isn’t one actually happen…this is my know it’s a problem, espe- like although I’m the same 2. Another annoying prob- undone, and you come bump- centimeter shorter, or it would life.

DARE TO KNOW

BY AARON SUSSMAN(VI) The Real Zero- Tolerance Policy

Somewhere in mid-fall stu- before the whole Trent Lott fi- Congratulations to the stu- maybe we should look to the your mouth moving behind zerland. Speaking of Switzer- dents took a break from whin- asco reminded us it was.) Last dents who catalyzed the dia- leaders of this country. Fortu- that “big hook nose.” But a land, “ever’body likes to go to ing about flip-flops, crying I checked the good guys won logue and managed to upset nately, I was able to contact yarmulke, or even one of those Geneva. I used to do it for the over possible Early Decision the Civil War, Lincoln made the status quo. Congratula- some of them. My conversa- silly Jim Brown skull caps, is Law of the Sea conferences deferrals (or even rejections! everyone friends again, and tions to all those who realized tions were as follows: better than a feather headdress, and you’d find these poten- Pingry students being told Jackie Robinson showed that how silly much of high school Me: Senator McCain, we “even African Americans are tates from down in Africa, ya “no”? The horror!), and writ- Blacks can participate, and is and decided to stir things up have been discussing race at more advanced than Native know, rather than eating each ing self-important columns for perhaps even excel, in major or pay attention to things that Pingry and … Americans.” Hey, at least she other, they’d just come up and The Record in order to discuss league sporting events. might actually matter (not that John McCain: Pingry? used the PC terms; she’s prac- get a good square meal in the off-color topic of race. For So, given this color blind your personally driven pursuit Lotta Asians over there, huh? tically a liberal. Geneva.” Ha ha! The silly many, talking about race is as society, why are we talking of an “A” average doesn’t Not much a fan of “gooks.” Me: Senator Hollings, I am Senator claimed that black disconcerting as seeing Sena- about race at Pingry, instead matter, but … um … sorry, His tour bus wasn’t called the so glad to talk to a Democrat, Africans eat people! What a tor Robert Byrd and David of important topics, like our couldn’t finish that with a Straight Talk Express for the party for progressives! At jokester; let’s let him chair Duke shopping together for GPAs and Yale and Harvard straight face). nothin’. Pingry, we’ve been talking … more committees. white bed sheets. applications? The answer is: I So maybe the visions of Me: Congresswoman Fritz Hollings: Say, you’re OK, so maybe the govern- Now, I was about as don’t care why. Discussion of slain proponents of equality, Blewster, from Arizona, we that Student Body President ment isn’t the best place to shocked as anyone to hear that race is not the result of prob- like Martin Luther King Jr, have been talking a lot about “from B’nai B’rith,” ain’t cha? look. But we can look to an- race was an issue in Pingry. lematic signs posted above the Fred Hampton, Jesus, Bobby race and discrimination at Pin- Me: Um, well, no, I … other force that probably has Actually, I was just as shocked couches. Not discussing race Kennedy, John Brown, and gry, and I … Fritz Hollings: Ha, just a much more influence on the to hear that race was still an is the result of not having signs many others, are far from be- Barbara Blewster: Are you joke. I am not a racist, I’m as youth of America: Holly- issue in America. (This was posted above the couches. ing realized. To find out why, talking, Aaron? I can’t see neutral on the issue as Swit- Continued on page 15 4 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003

IF YOU ASK ME

BY MARIA SCOTT-WITTENBORN (VI)

Racial Issues

I was fairly ambivalent about at- when heard in context, the joke per- The joke implies that those who ence showed no awareness or con- ists may be, they gain strength from tending Pingry. When faced with at- tained very clearly to race. As racist live in Harlem, as a group, have little cern about the socio-economic di- those who allow the spread of big- tending a “traditional day school,” I jokes go, this one appears at first to or none of what the Christian Coali- vide that often occurs along race otry through their silence. pictured an American version of be less offensive than others. tion would term “morality.” It sug- lines; urban poverty, for example, is It is precisely because Pingry stu- “Brideshead Revisited” and prepared There are no ethnic slurs, no curse gests that these “uncivilized” people not only unfortunate, but also dan- dents are not likely to face much bla- myself for prep-school hell. words, and no specific mention of are all running about procreating gerous and undemocratic. tant discrimination that they run the I was relieved to find that Pingry ethnicity, although it is clearly im- without thought, that the men are ir- Many people today display the risk of becoming passive. It is essen- is, in fact, neither an old-school Ox- plied. responsible and the women are pro- attitude that we gave equality its shot, tial for people in a privileged major- ford nor the homogeneous nightmare However, this is the form of rac- miscuous. and it got as far as it deserved to go. ity to remember that discrimination masquerading as a mall that I had ism that now exists at places like Although some people weren’t In what is almost a socially against any group is a threat to ev- feared during my first few visits. Pingry and other educational insti- laughing, they weren’t objecting ei- Darwinistic manner, many think that ery group. Since I came here, I have come to tutions. Students may not yell eth- ther. One girl looked up, and I hoped to promote disadvantaged groups Should Americans decide to dis- expect open-mindedness, and, con- nic slurs, but they may nevertheless that perhaps she would share my dis- only makes them less self-sufficient, criminate against WASPY-looking sequently, promote the idea that from race alone gust for both the joke and the re- because they should be able to help Irish girls, I’m in big trouble. a conversation I had last week one can draw inferences about a per- sponse it elicited. Instead, I was dis- themselves. I think we should all be There is not much I can do about shocked me. son or group. appointed to find that she only told able to grasp the falseness of this idea the boy in my Government class or I was sitting on the senior couches We all know the lines that we are us to go somewhere else because we without too much help. the people who think he is funny. talking to a boy in my grade in a sort supposed to respect when it comes were distracting her from studying. Of course, racism and Jim Crow Let’s try to remember, though, that of vague way about affirmative ac- to racial equality. We attend the an- When I told the boy his “joke” are far from gone. I mean, Strom in dealing with racism, we are talk- tion when he leaned over to another nual Martin Luther King Day Assem- was inappropriate, he said flatly, Thurman held a 26 hour filibuster ing about different amounts of mela- boy from my class and said the fol- bly. “You have no sense of humor,” as against civil rights legislation. This nin in the skin. It’s a ludicrous basis lowing: Yet this boy, who has been ex- he adjusted his Lacoste shirt, cleared is a grown man who stood on the on which to judge someone. “Oh, did you hear this one?” posed to all this education, gets his his throat, crossed his arms in a man- Senate Chamber floor and held up As quixotic as it may seem to pur- “No,” answered the other boy. jollies by publicly taking shots at ner that I found vaguely reminiscent the democratic process for 26 hours. sue racial equality, the ideal is an “What’s the most confusing day people who probably will never have of George Wallace. Then he made And yet, he was re-elected for essential part of turning America into in Harlem?” the types of privileges that we enjoy fun of me for being a Democrat. decades up until his recent retire- the place it should be. “What?” every day. I was being ‘silly’ in finding ra- ment, when Trent Lott got in trouble Until then, those who don’t find “Father’s day.” The joke is both demeaning and cial stereotyping so offensive, he for seeming to extol the Senator’s the Harlem Father’s Day joke amus- People around us: General laugh- cheap. It assumes that a predomi- implied. It was clear that this kid re- overt racism. Yet up to that point, ing, take heart that things are improv- ter of both an embarrassed and sin- nantly black group is comprised of ally thought that ‘well, there is a Thurmond’s bigoted nature did not ing: Jesse Helms is retiring, and as cere nature. Then silence. illegitimate offspring whose mothers greater percentage of single mothers reduce his popularity or influence in Jon Stewart so insightfully put it on This comment was not about a cannot identify the fathers of their in the Harlem, isn’t there? So, what’s our government. election night, regardless of who particular socioeconomic class; children. the problem?’ The boy and his audi- However small a group the rac- takes his place, America wins.

WORDS FROM THE UNWISE

BY BRYAN ZUPON (V) Stress Down: A Junior Odyssey

As of now, you’re either waiting tremes, but for one week I would like To begin, I suggest having a real everything inside, how can people other than that, I think all of us would to read another brilliant and uplift- to experience teenage scholarly bliss: conversation with your closest know who you really are? How can be much happier without the anti- ing column that chronicles student attending classes and getting by hap- friend. It’s amazing to see how much you even know your true self? quated beliefs that adults impose survival in the untamed academic pily with doing the absolute mini- you can learn about yourself after I know your teachers and parents upon us. jungle that is Pingry, or you’re just mum. speaking with someone close to you. probably tell you otherwise, but Getting back to my original point, looking for some excuse to laugh at My slacker friends, I embrace I’m not talking about the standard you’re young and invincible. if we had the opportunity to shout anyone who would write yet another you, for you are a rare breed in fare: “Hey, how’s it goin’, what’s Not a whole lot is going to stop out to the world who we really are, column for The Record. Pingry. But now onto bigger and bet- up?” the dreams of a sixteen or seventeen without fear of adult ridicule or pun- Well, my fellow student, if you ter things. I’m talking about a meaningful year-old kid in a place like Pingry. If ishment, life for teens in general— were waiting for the latter, you’re When a certain individual is bur- conversation where you can expand you want to do something, be it not just juniors in the self-contained in luck. I offer my analysis of life dened with hours of homework, nu- your mind in ways that school can- goofy or a waste of time, go for it. world of Pingry—would be far less as a junior and how I, as a junior, merous extracurricular activities, not. Once you have that one person I think the biggest problem with a stressful and much more dynamic. might find some peace and tran- college visits, and a sense of duty and who you know will always be at your lot of the adults in our communities I hope that through my idealistic quility amidst Pingry’s crowded responsibility to both the community side, try to build on that. By estab- and families is that they don’t want banter I have somehow given some- halls. and family, there is bound to be some lishing strong bonds with the people us to experiment. one in these bustling checkered halls If you’re an underclassman, I beg kind of breaking point. around you, you are far less likely to Adults, quite simply, don’t want a rough idea of how to endure what that you listen to me. The rumors are The student is then forced to make feel alone when fighting the build- us to make the same mistakes that has thus far been a long and arduous true: junior year is bad, real bad. But a choice. Is this student to bear down ing pressure. they did. While this is a noble cause, beginning to the year. instead of turning this column into and grind through it, constantly on Unfortunately there will always it prevents us teenagers from living Ideally, by the time you read this my sob story, I’m going to attempt the verge of emotional and physical be cliques in any high school, even life to the fullest. I’d much rather do and have attempted to implement to shed light on the ways to handle collapse? if we are a cohesive community; something and experience it myself some of my suggestions, the second the seemingly endless workload that Or should this student forget his however, I think you will find your- than hear it from some middle-aged semester might not seem like such a junior year inevitably brings. or her academic responsibilities in self better off if you make the con- teacher who says that it’s wrong long and daunting road. Before I continue, let me first say exchange for a carefree lifestyle? I scious effort to rise above petty high based on his principles and his val- There are some things that cannot that I envy all of you who truly don’t personally know students of both school social problems. ues. be changed: some students will al- care about school. None of what I’m types and, unfortunately, after their I know you’re probably getting This is not to say that adults are ways be cold and sarcastic, teachers about to mention in this column ap- radical lifestyle changes, they have tired of this sentimental know-it-all all stodgy, self-absorbed members of and parents will always try to implies to your kind because being ended up worse off in the long run. narrative but, at least for me, it society, but unfortunately those who press their views upon you. How- stress-free is like second nature to I speak from experience, for I works. Without a tight net of people are, end up spoiling all our fun. ever, as a student you must realize you. I know you’re out there and, have been known to wear myself to catch me when I fall, I doubt I’d I think that as overworked and that you are a unique entity. quite frankly, I want to be you. down to nothing at the expense of be as willing to venture out on a limb under appreciated teens on the long While Pingry may attempt to ex- While your choice of lifestyle may the academic, athletic, and social as I am now. road to independence, we have the tinguish the free-thinking fire that not always yield the desired results, aspects of my life. Instead, I propose Which brings me to my next responsibility to take the blame for burns within each of us, realizing that I respect the choices that you make, taking small measures, baby steps if point: don’t be afraid of exposing our choices and the duty to take ad- many of these stresses are simply not however unmotivated they may you will, in preserving some form of yourself to the world. Shout out who vantage of the opportunities be- worth our time may be enough to fuel seem. Perhaps I’m talking in ex- mental stability. you are. If you choose to bottle up stowed upon us by our parents. But that flame. THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 5 F E A T U R E S Q&A: BRAD PITT? An Interview with Christopher Dehart

Nelson Lee (III) BY ELYSE FELDMAN (IV) Socially, everyone seems R: Any least favorite as- “Wild Oats.” Chris Dehart has worked very nice. pects of Pingry? C: Yes, I did help out with on the maintenance crew for The teachers and students C: Hm…well, I don’t have the set. I really enjoyed the three years. are very approachable. Pingry any. play, and enjoy plays gener- Record: So … Chris … is really a very friendly envi- R: Very good. What is most ally; I think they’re dynamic, when and where were you ronment; teachers are always satisfying about your job? and the students here are dis- born? giving hellos. C: Basically, I fix broken ciplined. They’re very good Chris: I was born in 1970 R: What are your favorite things and if I fix them well at what they do. in Newton, but I lived in things about Pingry? and they last, then I am happy. R: Any messages or words Stillwater, the next town over C: It is a very ordered en- R: What do you enjoy do- of encouragement you’d like from the hospital I was born vironment and I like that. I like ing when you are not working? to convey to Pingry students? in. that there is a general purpose C: I am an artist. I do oil C: I really think that every R: When did you start for students to really come and painting, sculpture, photogra- student should follow what he working at Pingry? learn. phy, and really anything artis- or she is naturally good at and C: Hm…I believe it was R: Is there a certain way tic. I try to paint every day. I work on perfecting that. ’99. you would describe Pingry actually went to school for art. R: Great. How do you feel R: How would you de- students? I really love it. I was born lov- about being compared to Brad scribe Pingry? C: In general, the students ing it. Pitt? C: As a job environment, are very well mannered and R: I also understand that C: Haha. I don’t see it. He’s it’s very good especially in the they all seem to get along very you helped the drama students a great actor though, so I’m field that I’m working in. well. with set work for their play, flattered.

Mr.s. Elizabeth Martin

PINGRY GOES HOLLYWOOD! On Friday, November 8, the PSPA held its annual fund- raising benefit at The Parsippany Hilton on Route 10. The one-day event showcased the talents of 24 senior models who dressed up and strutted their stuff on the catwalk.

Clockwise from top: Senior models pose for a group shot; Stephanie Swanike(VI) makes her way down the runway; Lenny Saracino and Sarah Saxton-Frump smile for the camera at the end of the day; Katie Corrigan (VI) and John Kuchta (VI) pose with posters; Kara Brodgesell (VI) and Tom Leonard (VI) pose in true model fashion.

Mr.s. Elizabeth Martin Mr.s. Elizabeth Martin 6 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 S C H O O L N E W S

Kristin Kicenuik (VI) Kristin Kicenuik (VI)

TRICKS ’N’ TREATS

Kristin Kicenuik (VI) BY DAVID SPETT (V) October 31 was a day of fun and festivities for students and teachers Mrs. Jill Alexander alike. Classes were cancelled for the day, and the schedule was divided between the Rufus Gunther Day Assembly, community service, and free time. Students in Forms III-VI started the day in the auditorium with a costume parade and contest. The winners included Marissa Bialecki (III) as ‘Saturday Night Live’ character Mary Catherine Gallagher; Mike Lehrhoff (IV) as math teacher Jason Milner; Rita Chen (V) and Chris- tine Hsu (V) as Japanese cartoon characters Fook Mi and Fook Yu; Matt Bonelli (VI) and John Porges (VI) as Zoolander and Hansel; and physics teacher Keith Klingler as “Vectorman.” Assistant Headmaster Adam Rohdie also appeared as an “exotic plant.” The assembly then shifted to musical performances from Spitting Image (Dave Salerno, Scott Simon, Greg Simon, and Andrew Heyman). Also performing was an unnamed band consisting of Ben Grant, Louis DiLeo, Denis Malkov, Elan DiMaio, and Lauren Miller. SAC made a comeback as well with its hilarious skit performance. Student Body President Aaron Sussman recited an amusing monologue, and two humorous videos were shown, one by Thomas Glazer (V) on the feelings of leaves, and the other by SAC, a biography of firefighter Sumeet Shah (V). Students then enjoyed nearly two hours of free time to chat and eat lunch with their friends. After lunch, they split up for various commu- Mrs. Jill Alexander nity service opportunities, including exotic plant removal at the Watchung Reservation, food rearrangement at the Community Food Bank, trail maintenance at the Summit Arboretum, and – everyone’s favorite – fence placement at Farmer John’s Organic Farm. Kristin Kicenuik (VI) According to Community Service Coordinator Mrs. Stephanie Romankow, the day’s purpose was “to have teachers and students, side- by-side, working together for the greater good of the community.” She adds, “The day was a major success and nearly everyone had fun.” Students’ reactions were overwhelmingly positive. Chelsea Blacker (V) exclaimed, “Hats off to those who got their butts on stage!” She added, “Pulling apart unnatural wildlife was a great bonding experience. I even got to know some of my classmates better – they’re actually quite cool!” The Middle Schoolers, meanwhile, took part in their own activities. They had their costume parade in the Bristol Gym and then ventured to the Community Food Bank for community service. Unfortunately, a few students chose to spend the day at home. In the words of Aaron Sussman, though, “The only ones who didn’t have fun were the ones who didn’t come!”

Mrs. Jill Alexander THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 7 VETS WHO CHANGED AMERICA’S MILITARY

BY JANE SAWYER (VI) spoke with great respect of Colonel Benjamin Americans for their record of safely escorting endured as a member of the Airmen, even During World War II, a program near O. Davis, Jr., commander of the Tuskegee Air- bombers past the enemy. though the group was always trying to prove Tuskegee, Alabama was set up to train black men and the first black graduate of West Point. As much as the story of the Tuskegee Air- their equality with their skill and bravery in aviators. The program’s members became Colonel Davis’ intensive training and able men involved their heroism in battle, it also battle. known as the Tuskegee Airmen, and they leadership turned the Airmen into a group involves the story of racism in the military. During their training in Alabama, he re- helped integrate the military. feared by the Germans and respected by the Colonel Highsmith described the racism he membered, the Airmen were confined to the

This year, the Awareness Society’s annual Nelson Lee (III) back of the trains while German prisoners of Veterans Day assembly paid tribute to them. war rode in the first class cars. Mrs. Madeline Landau, the faculty advisor Later, when they returned home, the Air- of the Awareness Society, said that “this pro- men like all blacks at that time, could not even gram taught about both the civil rights move- sit at lunch counters in the South. ment as well as the incredible commitment and Yet ultimately, the outstanding performance sacrifices that the Tuskegee Airmen made dur- of Colonel Highsmith and the other airmen led ing the war.” to the Air Force’s integration in 1949. The assembly began with the Star-Spangled The assembly concluded with the singing Banner, led by the Brass Choir and Elan of America the Beautiful, led once again by DiMaio (VI). Then, two representatives of the the Brass Choir and Elan DiMaio (VI). After Tuskegee Airmen were introduced. a moment of silence, Jack Zoephel (V) played They were Lt. Colonel Thomas E. High- Taps. smith, Jr., who served as a Tuskegee Airman, Many students, including Alex Raiffe (V) and Mr. Leroy Gillead III, Esq., whose father praised the assembly for giving “a good in- served as one. sight into a unique experience.” Colonel Highsmith, who was born in New Athena Arbes (V) similarly felt that “it Jersey, was told that his dream of flying was helped the community to understand a histori- impossible because of the military’s segrega- cal event through others’ eyes.” tion. With the formation of the Tuskegee Air- As Mrs. Landau said, “When students can men, however, Colonel Highsmith learned to hear first person accounts, it is a far more pow- fly. erful lesson than one learned from a second- Both Colonel Highsmith and Mr. Gillead ary source.” Lt. Col. Thomas E. Highsmith and Mr. Leroy Gillead III, Esq. U.S. History . . . In an HOUR?! Mr. Miles Boyd BY BRITTANY NOSHER (V) act with the ECLC students. & DANA ZOLLI (VI) The kids really enjoyed them- Here is the scenario: it’s selves.” She added that it is Friday morning and you’re important for the ECLC stu- walking down the halls with a dents to “talk to mainstream clear imprint on your face of kids,” noting that the Drama page 247 from your history IV class were “excellent role- textbook, on which you fell models.” asleep while studying last She hoped to have more op- night. “Wouldn’t it be nice,” portunities for co-mingling you muse, “if I could some- between the schools. The Pin- how learn all of this informa- gry audience also praised the tion in one convenient time show. Mrs. Cassidy described slot?” the assembly as “one of the Lucky for you, the 16 mem- most entertaining shows I’ve bers of drama IV understood seen in a long time,” calling it your predicament. Thus on “interesting” and “very Friday, October 18, students funny:” filtering into the Hauser Au- “There were times I didn’t ditorium were met with “The want to laugh because I didn’t Complete History of America: want to miss any of it,”she Abridged.” added. This comedy, performed by Props were minimal, con- the senior drama class, docu- sisting of chairs and wigs, and mented the most important there were a few costume events in America’s history changes. from the sixteenth to the twen- Left to right: Jeremy Massler (VI), Lauren Miller (VI), Arron Sussman (VI), Denise LaForgia (VI), and Kate Coyle (VI) At the end of the play, the tieth century. read the script. actors were met with enthusi- The play was written and intended to both inform and ments of famous battles. for students with special needs. of fun performing in front of astic applause from their au- originally performed by the entertain. Every three minutes Vignettes showed Wash- After the show, the actors spent the kids and I was glad they dience of peers. As everybody Reduced Theater Company or so, quick moving scenes ington giving a pep talk to his half an hour with the students, were able to come and enjoy exited the auditorium, they (also known as the Reduced and antics bordering on the troops, Betsy Ross and her answering their questions and it.” took with them at least one Shakespeare Company), a politically incorrect induced cousin Marion demonstrating receiving feedback on the play. The connection between new aspect of American his- group specializing in adapting either laughter or applause. their original designs for the Tomo Gibson (VI) was a big the schools was established by tory. works of literature and history The play started with the flag, and Lewis and Clark hit with the ECLC students for Ms. Shelley Hartz, a faculty As for the students with a to perform in limited amounts Salem witch trials and ended performing a vaudeville com- his energized performance as member and parent of an history test the next period, for of time. Other work of theirs with World War II. The hour- edy routine. a nervous messenger in World ECLC student. She was de- one morning meeting they include “The Complete Works long tour through nearly five Special guests in the audi- War I, flopping over the stage lighted by the day’s events, were able to put down their of William Shakespeare- hundred years of American ence included a group of ap- and diving behind chairs set up saying, “The greatest part of note cards and study guides Abridged” and “The Bible- history consisted of song and proximately 20 students from to resemble trenches. He says the day was that our students and simply watch history in Abridged.” Their works are dance, poetry, and reenact- ECLC, a school in Chatham of the experience, “It was a lot took the opportunity to inter- action. 8 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 C E N T E R S P R E A D Students and Administrators Work Toward Change

Dana Zolli (VI) BY DAVID SPETT (V) suggested that the school re- portant school issues such as Headmaster John Neis- move its Internet filter. exam days, academic polices, wender reports that he is very With this change, students and the Dress Code. “This pleased with the recent stu- would be required to sign a model presents some exciting dent-recommended changes, technology agreement if they possibilities,” he remarks. which include earlier off-cam- wished to use the on-campus The Headmaster also out- pus privileges for seniors, the computers. lined a suggested procedure removal of the Internet filter, The Headmaster ratified for students who wish to and temporary suspension and this suggestion as well. “It was change a school policy. follow-up discussion of the a wonderful idea that fit right First, he says, they should footwear policy. in with the spirit of the Honor see if it has popular support, Mr. Neiswender was open Code,” Mr. Neiswender ex- and if so, they should then to students’ suggestions as plains. “The majority of our send it to the Student Govern- soon as he arrived at the students are responsible ment. school two years ago. enough to monitor their own “Clearly, that’s the process, That year, he accepted the behavior.” and I think it’s been effective,” Student Government proposal The Headmaster also ap- Mr. Neiswender says. “If it’s to grant seniors early off-cam- plauded this year’s Junior not, let me know!” pus privileges; the date was Class President Robert pushed back even more this Zacharias’s recent initiative to Students who signed the Techology agreement, enjoy access to Pingry computers Dana Zolli (VI) year. reword the Student Technol- He explains, “I’d like off- ogy Agreement. “Some parts on the Honor Code, and the campus privileges to be for the of the Agreement weren’t en- new regulations in their en- is comprised of Student Technology Agree- entire senior year.” The Head- forceable, and we will reword tirety. both faculty and ment is not the only example.” master also agreed to allow it for next year,” he says. Mr. Neiswender notes that students with dif- This September, the school shorts beginning on May 1 or Robert also questioned why this was the first proposal to fering opinions administration announced a at any other time with his au- the Agreement is needed, be turned down since he ar- on the Dress stricter footwear policy on thorization. since the school already has an rived at the school. “The ad- Code. sandals and flip-flops, and Last year, the Student Gov- Honor Code. Mr. Neiswender ministrative team had a dis- He says, “It Student Government immedi- ernment, led by Junior Class says, though, that “it is occa- cussion, and we decided to lift will be nice to re- ately proposed removing the President Aaron Sussman, sionally necessary to expand the regulations until Novem- ceive others’ in- ber 1,” he says. put, even though Dana Zolli (VI) Mr. Neiswender explains the final decision that the school might become is still with the ad- less attractive to prospective ministration.” students, parents, and donors Mr. Neis- if the Dress Code were too lax. wender took a “The administration is held re- moment to responsible by our Board of mind upset, san- Trustees for creating appropri- dal-loving stu- ate standards,” he comments. dents that “you “We are willing to compro- have a choice to mise, though, because that’s come to Pingry, how life works.” and you knew The Headmaster admits there was a Dress that it was a mistake to ban all Code when you open-toed footwear. “We came.” wanted something that was For the future, easy to enforce,” he says, “but Mr. Neiswender bathroom and beach flip-flops suggests a pos- don’t match our current Dress sible school-wide Code of long pants and a col- governance orga- lared shirt.” nization, com- This dilemma led Mr. prised of students Neiswender to create the and faculty, that Oh no! A student out of Dress Code. Pooja Raval (VI) checks her pingry e-mail Dress Code Committee, which will debate im-

THE KIDS IN THE HALL SPEAK OUT

BY DANA ZOLLI (VI)

Zachary Carr (I) Hadley Johnson (II) Jodie Francis (III) August DuPont (III) “Start school at 10 “Paint the tower blue “Better food and less “Make meditation required.” o’ clock” like for our school homework-related colors.” stress.” THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 9 THE NETWORK The Agreement: AGREEMENT What Does it Say?

The Pingry School computer network is a comprehensive campus net- AND ME work which enables students, faculty, and staff to communicate, store and share information, and access virtually unlimited resources from the glo- bal community. As such, it places a responsibility on all users of the net- (a modest vignette) work. Any actions performed or initiated through the Pingry network must reflect the honesty and integrity as set forth in the Pingry Honor Code. Students are expected to use technology in a manner respectful of themselves and others at all times. BY ROBERT ZACHARIAS (V) system of rules and regula- Agreement, and I communi- While communicating on the network both within and beyond the school, I was asked by the Record tions.” cated this to Mr. Neiswender. students should remember that they are identified as Pingry users and are editors to recount my experi- I believe that the Student He understood my problems therefore held to the standards of the School. Further, it is every student’s ence with the Student Net- Network Agreement is in di- with it, but wasn’t willing to responsibility not to initiate access to materials on the Internet that are work Agreement, so here it is: rect opposition to this state- change the document this year. inconsistent with the goals, objectives, and policies of the School. Last year student government—it is definitely a “sys- After a few days, Mr. All users are expected to abide by the generally accepted rules of tech- ment recommended to the ad- tem of rules and regulations.” Neiswender told me that he nology behavior. These rules include, but are not limited to the following: ministration that the internet So I somewhat disagreed had talked to all of the kids In the Labs and the Library: filter be lifted at Pingry, cit- with the document existing at who hadn’t already signed the I will not bring any food or drink into the labs or library. ing the upholding of the Honor all. I also recognized the Agreement for whatever rea- I will work quietly and not disturb anyone else in the room. Code, fairness to the student Honor Board’s opinion of the son and that all of the students I will not connect, disconnect, move, or adjust any equipment. body, and freedom of research. document, that it is a clarifi- in the school (except for me) Using the Computer and Network: I was very happy this hap- cation of the Honor Code, to had eventually signed it. I will not use the network for activities which would be disruptive to pened. It was good. help guide the errant student He extended my previous others, violate Pingry’s Honor Code, or are prohibited under local, state, The administration then felt in their righteous path of moratorium (I couldn’t use or federal law. they had to make a change to Honor Codeness. I don’t any networked computer at I will not create or transmit any offensive, obscene, or indecent images, the way students gain access agree, but I’m willing to fol- that time) even further, so that nor material designed or likely to cause annoyance, inconvenience, dis- to the computers here, which low the Honor Board’s opin- I was no longer allowed to use ruption, or needless anxiety to others. I believe is justified. They said ion. any Pingry computer at all. I will not attempt to access the accounts, files, or e-mail of others, sub- that since the filter had been There were two specific This was an inconvenience vert network security, impair the operations of the network, or bypass re- lifted, all of the students clauses that really got to me I simply prepared to work strictions set by the administration. should have to sign a compli- when I read the Agreement, around, anticipating it wasn’t I will not play or download games on any computers here at Pingry at ance agreement before they They were “I will not send or going to change for the rest of any time. could use the computers. I was receive messages that are in- the year. I will not send broadcast messages of any kind over the Pingry net- not so happy that this hap- flammatory or that discrimi- After a talk with Mr. work. pened, and even initially re- nate or harass in any way,” and Rohdie a little while later, I I will not assist others in violating these rules or share information or fused to sign the agreement, “I accept full responsibility for met with the Honor Board, not passwords with others. but after talking with Mrs. activity that occurs on my ac- as someone whose case was Using e-mail: Cirino, Director of Technol- count…” being adjudicated, but rather I am aware that e-mail is not guaranteed to be private. ogy, I felt it was acceptable These two I have objections as someone who wanted to I will only send messages which are polite and use appropriate lan- and made sense, so I signed it. to specifically because they talk with them about a perti- guage. This year, we had to sign don’t make logical sense. nent issue. I will not send or receive messages that are inflammatory or that dis- the same Student Network Keep in mind that this is a The Honor Board under- criminate or harass in any way. Agreement, but this time af- document we had to sign, so stood my problems with the Using the Internet: ter reading it through I real- the specific wording is espe- Agreement but also defended I will use the Internet only for academic research and as a means of ized that I did not agree with cially important. much of it. Their opinion was obtaining needed information. the policy, and I was pretty Regarding the first quote, communicated to Mr. I will not engage in any copyright violations such as plagiarism or soft- determined that it wasn’t fair. we don’t have any control Neiswender, whom I met with ware piracy, or become involved in any other improper use or distribution There were two specific whatsoever over what material several days later. of information. clauses that I didn’t agree with we receive, so holding us cul- He told me to write and sign I will not access, upload, download, or distribute information of an in- in it, but I also have a blanket pable for this material is ludi- an agreement that said that I appropriate nature (pornographic, obscene, sexually explicit, or militant/ disagreement with the whole crous. had read and understood the extremist materials, as well as those involving vulgarity, gambling, or thing, which I think I should I have the same problem Student Network Agreement threats etc.) from/to the Internet. explain. with the second quote: even if and would abide by the Honor I am aware that it is a dangerous practice to join chat groups and will The latter part of the first our account gets hacked into Code in my dealings with the not join such a group or give out personal information (name, address, sentence of the Honor Code without our knowledge, we Pingry network. I signed that phone, etc.) anywhere on the Internet. states that we should live by are blamed for any activity agreement, and he then let me Since all hardware, software, and storage devices are the property of standards of behavior “which that occurs on it? I hope not— use school computers, which The Pingry School, the School reserves the right to review any material on are essentially a matter of at- because that, too, is ridiculous. I have been doing ever since, user accounts. titude and spirit rather than a I didn’t feel I could sign the much to my ecstatic glee.

WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT PINGRY?

Laura Boova (V) Amit Kumar (V) Sarah Saxton-Frump (VI) Alex Levey (VI) “Lift the flip-flop ban entirely” “Revise the Dress Code, or prehaps “I would like to see Pingry “Everything!” get rid of clothes altogether!” become more diverse.” 10 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 S C H O O L N E W S CHORAL GROUPS SING AT CARNEGIE HALL Mr. Christopher Kelly BY SONIA ALAM (VI) September. Learning the music was The Upper School Women’s Glee not easy, as the notes and the vari- Club and the Middle School Boys’ ous harmonies were complicated. and Girls’ Choruses participated in Although the adult choir sang the Canterbury Choral Society’s 50th throughout the full symphony, the Anniversary Concert at Carnegie Youth Chorus was featured several Hall on November 15. times by themselves in Part I and Part Pingry’s singers joined together II. Part I of the Symphony was in with the Canterbury Choral Society, Latin, while Part II was in German, comprised of ten groups from differ- making the piece even harder to mas- ent schools. Besides Pingry, these ter. included the Church of the Heavenly Despite the difficulty of the mu- Rest Choristers, Saint Bar- sic and language, Women’s Glee tholomew’s Choristers, Choristers Club Director Mrs. Jennifer Runge from the Saint Cecilia and Boy called the concert “a great success.” Choirs of Grace Church in New “Even though we could not devote York, Rudolf Steiner Junior Chorus, our time solely to the symphony, the Trinity Choristers, the Brearley Women’s Glee Club and the choruses School Senior Chorus, the Chapin did a superb job,” she said. Choral Club, and the Nightingale- To further prepare for the event, Bamford School Choral Ensemble. the various singing groups met in This large group came together Manhattan on November 9 to re- with the New Haven Symphony Or- hearse. chestra to give an astounding perfor- The rehearsal was long and some- mance of Gustav Mahler’s 8th Sym- what tedious, but it proved to be ex- phony, which was conducted by tremely beneficial for all the groups Charles Dodsley Walker, the founder because it demonstrated which sec- How do you get there? Practice, practice, practice. and conductor of the Canterbury tions needed more work. Choral Society. As a result of the rehearsal, Chorus’ strength and balance was so in the Youth Chorus were “very well asm, she says, “It was an amazing To prepare for this event, the sing- Pingry’s groups were prepared and exemplary that it astounded the au- prepared,” Mrs. Runge said, adding opportunity for the Glee Club and the ing groups began rehearsing selected confident for their actual perfor- dience. that “altogether, the performance was choruses, and I am glad we took ad- pieces from the Symphony in early mance on November 15; the Youth The other school groups included fabulous.” Summing up her enthusi- vantage of it.”

Mrs. Jill Alexander

Mrs. Jill Alexander Mrs. Jill Alexander Holiday Festival 2003

After months of hard work and three combined rehearsals, the music department showcased its annual festival on December 11, 12, and 13. The Wednesday concert was held during school and followed by the all-school wrap-in. The Thursday and Friday night performances welcomed parents, teachers, and friends.

Mrs. Jill Alexander Mrs. Jill Alexander THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 11 Spring Trips Abroad Canceled Again

BY KATHRYN LEVINE (V) says that the “general world situa- foreign country and experiencing Due to current international ten- tion” combined with the “deadline to another culture. Athena Arbes (V), a Clare Kelly(VI) sions, the Foreign Language Depart- get funds in and the chance of losing Spanish student, says she was upset ment recently cancelled the trips these deposits” was worrisome to her that the Spanish trip was cancelled, planned for Spring Break. Mr. Norm as she planned the Latin trip to Italy. but adds, “I’ll go next year.” LaValette, head of the department, Travel insurance, she says, would The Foreign Language Depart- knows that Pingry students “want to only cover travel costs if the U.S. ment is similarly optimistic for trips expand their horizons.” However, he government specifically warned further in the future. says, “that in itself is a huge risk” American tourists about visiting Italy The German trip, which will take and asking students to take a “greater prior to the trip. place in August, will probably be risk with the current climate” is “not Mrs. Forrester also cites the re- planned out in January. German rational.” sponsibility of taking care of the stu- teacher Dr. Ann Dickerson says, “As Like the rest of the Foreign Lan- dents’ safety in a foreign country. “It far as I know, it’s on.” guage Department, Spanish teacher was just too scary,” she says. Mr. LaValette added that the trip Mrs. Diana Abreu says that she was Latin student Ben Blonder (V) “is a long way off” and the German “unsure about the safety issue.” Ad- says, “I’m pretty disappointed be- teachers still have time to decide the ditionally, “students were saying cause I was looking forward to be- issue. their parents were concerned” about ing in Italy with my friends.” “Maybe we can start planning ear- the trip. Karen Giangreco (VI), another lier in the year,” Mrs. Abreu sug- She also says interest in the trip student who is unhappy about the gested. “It is our goal to go to Spain declined as individual students cancellations, says, “I feel bad for next year.” A thing of the past: students and teachers seize a Kodak moment in front of the Rock of backed out, and groups of their everyone who won’t get to go.” Mr. “What the world needs now is Gibraltar back in 2001. friends subsequently cancelled. LaValette says it’s “sad that we won’t people coming together,” Mr. Latin teacher Mrs. Susan Forrester have the euphoria” of exploring a LaValette concluded. Model UN Off Peer Night Now a To Rutgers! 20 Year Tradition

Suruchi Ahuja (IV) BY CLARE KELLY (VI) select 14 boys and 14 girls to a smooth transition for fresh- BY SUSANNAH BRAGG (V) & & KRISTIN KICENUIK (VI) become peer mentors to freshmen into high school. PRITHA GHOSH (V) The peer leadership pro- men. Many students, including On Thursday, November gram helps freshmen adjust At the beginning of their Caroline Holt (III), were very 21, the Model UN headed off to high school more easily. senior year, these chosen lead- impressed by the skit. “The to Rutgers University for an Every year, the program pre- ers are matched with a senior skit was really wonderful and intense weekend of debating sents an evening for the par- (of the opposite sex) who it covered a lot of issues per- current world issues and ents of freshmen to help them compliments them. tinent to freshmen,” she said. events. Students formed com- understand how the system Before the start of the After the skit, peer groups mittees to discuss topics rang- works. The 20th annual peer school year, these 28 seniors dispersed into classrooms ing from AIDS to women’s night took place on Friday, embark on a bonding retreat with two peer groups per literacy in Asia. November 22, 2002, from where they learn more about room. Parents of freshmen and Pingry students repre- 7:30-9:00 P.M. their co-leader and the other parents of seniors were en- sented Canada and Pakistan Each peer group consists 27 students. couraged to join a peer group in the Rutgers University of two senior peer leaders Dr. Richardson, Mrs. that their child was not in and Model United Nations and approximately nine Lionetti, Mrs. McKoy, and the participate in the discussion (RUMUN), which was held freshmen. In order to become 28 senior peer leaders had that was taking place. at the Hyatt in New Brun- a peer leader, interested stu- been planning for Peer Night Once in the rooms, parents swick. Many schools, includ- dents must apply in their jun- since September in order to wrote down questions they ing Pingry, had the misfor- Sonam Sharma (V) debates with Jackie O’Conner (IV). ior year. ensure that topics such as in- wanted to hear answered by tune of staying about 20 min- Those interested have to terim grades, peer pressure, the students, including ques- utes away in East Brunswick, members of these meetings conference will be held at fill out an application form drugs, and drinking were dis- tions on parties, school pres- creating many headaches for dealt with “crises,” debating Yale University at the end of that requires short answers to cussed. sures, and adjusting to Pingry. the faculty advisors, Dr. and resolving a sudden, dra- January. “We’ll be taking a several questions. After Peer groups ate din- The freshmen also asked David Korfhage and Dr. matic scenario. The lucky, smaller number of people,” Students must also obtain ner together in the cafeteria, questions of the parents in the James Murray, who had to night-rising delegates were al- Sonam says, “but it’s a good letters of recommendation the night commenced with a room, including questions on usher students when they lowed to sleep in the next group.” from faculty members. Dr. skit performed by the peer trust and parental pressure. missed the shuttle. morning to recuperate from The most anticipated con- Richardson and Mrs. Lionetti leaders, which illustrated the Maggie Obberender, one of The RUMUN conference their spontaneous awakening. ference of year, however, is review these applications and roles of leaders in facilitating the senior peer leaders, be- featured seven different meet- On Sunday, November 24, the National High School lieved that that this question- ings, running from 9 AM un- co-president of the club Model United Nations answer session “was benefi- til 11:30 PM. In a committee Sonam Sharma (V) and her (NHSMUN), which takes cial to students and parents.” session, the delegates from partner, Pritha Ghosh (V), re- place right before spring Maggie also felt that “ one each country debate and try ceived an award for Outstand- break. According to Sonam, of the best things about the to come to a consensus before ing Delegate for the World “that conference has the night was how well the fresh- they pass resolutions. Co- Health Organization. highest level of debating be- men answered the parents’ president of the club, Sonam Sonam felt that “RUMUN cause it is a national confer- questions. They really took Sharma (V), explains that for turned out to be a great expe- ence, and very strong candi- the time to think about their a topic like malnutrition, for rience for everyone. We had dates are coming from all answers,” she said. example, delegates would de- a lot of new kids this year, so over.” The highlight of Other leaders, including bate ways to find funding, this was kind of an orientation NHSMUN for most is the Lenny Saraceno (VI) and educate the public, and train for us. I think the kids learned opportunity to visit the UN Billy Kovacs (VI) also praised health personnel to solve the a lot at the conference, and I building in New York and the activity, saying that the problem. was surprised by how many conduct a committee session discussion “covered many Other issues included spi- people came up to me to say in the space where actual important topics and allowed nal cord injury, street drugs, how much they enjoyed the meetings are held. for good parent-student inter- and problems in developing weekend.” Katie O’Connor (III), a action.” The classroom dis- nations. Cyprus was a par- The other co-president, new delegate, had a great cussions ended at 9 P.M. and ticularly hot topic, which Eric Bergh (VI), agreed that time. “It wasn’t as bad as I refreshments were then sparked disputes over Model UN members “gained thought it would be. I espe- served in the cafeteria until whether it should belong in valuable experience, especially enjoyed the “Delegate 9:30 P.M. While socializing the European Union. cially since this was the first Boogie, the showing of with their groups and snack- For delegates involved in conference for many. Hope- “Monsters Inc.” and “The ing, peer leader pairs were the select “advanced commit- fully, we will improve in fu- Panic Room,” and the a able to meet the parents of tees,” impromptu meetings ture conferences and possibly cappella group performance Brittany Wigmore (VI) conducts bonding excerise with her their “peer groupies.” sprang up around 3 AM. The earn more awards.” The next on Saturday night.” group. 12 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 A R T S & L E I S U R E ANDREW’S QUICK REVIEWS

BY ANDREW HEYMAN (VI) form on the recording. I would have Last Stop Suburbia liked to see if Dylan was good By Allister enough to fit the role, but you can’t Three years is a long time to wait win them all. I still love this album, before putting out a second album, and Jakob Dylan has just proven that especially for a pop-punk band. But he has more of his legendary in Allister’s case, it’s okay. Anyone father’s ability than everyone gives who heard the band’s first album, him credit for. FINAL GRADE: A/ “Dead Ends and Girlfriends,” could A+ tell you that even though they were raw and unrefined, the band still had Ben Folds Live something special – they just needed By Ben Folds some more time and experience. This album has helped me real- The band has gone through a few ize two things: 1) I love Ben Folds interesting changes since their first and 2) I love Ben’s ex-Ben Folds release: one of their original guitar- Five bandmates Robert Sledge and ists, known only as “Skippy,” left Darren Jesse even more. Ben Folds, the band a few years ago. Also, Tim you see, is a genius. Allister has come out from behind He’s got a phenomenal voice and the drums to become a full-fledged he’s an insanely gifted pianist, not frontman (a much better drummer to mention that he has prodigious has taken his place), and guitarist/ songwriting talents. vocalist John Hamada left just be- What was so special about Ben fore the album’s release. Fortu- Folds Five was the way in which nately, though, Hamada performed Folds’ energetic piano hammering, and wrote songs for the album. Jesse’s flawless drumming, and Allister’s greatest strength has always been ducer, this album still would have rocked. Be- that three of its members share singing/ cause Allister rocks. A lot. songwriting duties. When I first heard them in ’99, I knew that Tim, Scott, and John each have very differ- one day they’d be one of the best bands around. ent styles, but they seem to fit together per- How I love being right. FINAL GRADE: A fectly to create something very special. That’s actually an understatement, because “Last Stop Between the Senses Suburbia” is a strong candidate for the best By Haven pop-punk album ever written by a member of This is average British pop-rock that’s been the “new punk generation.” done infinitely better by Blur, Travis, and There isn’t a single weak link on the album. Coldplay. Blegh. FINAL GRADE: C It’s amazingly consistent: every song is a perfect example of what quality pop-punk is. Of Red Letter Days course, “Last Stop Suburbia” does suffer from By The Wallflowers Drive-Thru-Records-Second-Album Syn- The Wallflowers’ last album, “Breach,” was drome. not very good. The songs were average and Just like every other sophomore effort from not nearly as good as front-man Jakob Dylan every other Drive-Thru band, Allister’s new is capable of writing. Moreover, lead guitarist album sports a shiny new coat of glitzy and Michael Ward was deprived of many chances over-the-top production. While other bands to show of his incredible skills. Look at the have suffered as a result (cough cough … Fenix band photo on the cover of “Red Letter Days” TX … cough cough), Allister has thrived. and you’ll notice something missing: a cer- Even if the band hadn’t had a big-name pro- tain pasty-white and bald lead guitar player. That’s because Ward, easily the most tal- Sledge’s innovative and tricked-out bass play- ented member of The Wallflowers, is no ing worked so well together. Folds’ new, live longer a member of the band. album is 17 songs spanning his time in BFF So you’d think “Red Letter Days” would and his solo career up to this point. be even worse than its dismal predecessor. The problem is, though, that there’s only so But you’d be wrong, because somehow, much one man and a piano can accomplish, Jakob Dylan has written 13 songs that are especially when he’s playing songs that were nothing short of spectacular. His genius, originally written for the best piano/bass/drums which is so obvious on The Wallflower’s trio in the world. Old classics like “The Last eponymous debut and their sophomore ef- Polka,” “Best Imitation of Myself” and fort “Bringing Down the Horse,” seemed “Army” sound empty and naked. to have disappeared when he wrote Novitiates who still don’t understand how “Breach.” But now it’s back. I don’t know a band called Ben Folds Five could have only how or why it went away, and I don’t par- three members will find this album to be a ticularly care. perfect showcase for Folds’s incredible talents “Red Letter Days” is beautiful, and it (“One Down” and “Rock this B***h” are im- more than makes up for the band’s past blun- provised!). der. This album is haunting, memorable, and But for long-time BFF fans, “Ben Folds classic. One of Dylan’s major pitfalls used Live” is nothing but reinforcement of the be- to be his lack of emotion – his songs were lief that Folds will never be as good as he was catchy and complex, but somewhat sterile. with Jesse and Sledge. Now, he’s overcome that problem. “Red He will never achieve the level of success, Letter Days” is sometimes the most friendly critically and commercially, as he did with his and at other times the darkest The Wallflow- former band because he simply isn’t as good ers have ever been (“Health and Happiness” solo, and he knows that.. may very well be one of the most beauti- Look at the font of the words “Ben Folds fully malicious songs ever written). The Live” on the album’s cover. The “L” in “Live” band has gotten over Ward’s departure by looks conspicuously like an upside-down “F.” bringing in various guest guitarists to per- Now that’s sad. FINAL GRADE: B-/C+ THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 13 Harry’s ‘Chamber’: Not All That Magical

BY SUSANNAH BRAGG (V) Weasley (Rupert Grint) and I was particularly bothered by the leaves itself no time to enjoy dark-arts teacher Gilderoy Lockhart Despite my substantially lower Hermione Granger (Emma Watson). way the film left out all of Rowling’s Hogwarts. and mopey ghost Moaning Myrtle. expectations for the second “Harry Mischief begins when Dobby the wit and replaced it with the overdone The books are genuinely funny! Played by Kenneth Branagh and and overdramatic. For example: Their appeal does not lie in their plots Shirley Henderson, respectively, the Harry almost falls out of a flying but in Hogwarts itself and the daily two characters are among the few car so that Ron must grab onto his lives of the quirky characters within that capture the tone of their literary arm and urge him to hold on; a its walls. The movie never lets the counterparts. Branagh especially magical hand in a dark wizard audience settle into this world. provides much of the humor in the shop seizes Harry as intense mu- The child actors are much more film. sic plays in the background; Harry sure of themselves in this install- The second novel is darker than and his nemesis Draco Malfoy ment. They seem to have matured in the first, but the movie is too somber zoom around neck-and-neck with their emotions since the first movie in general. It needs the book’s com- each other during a match of and have grown into their characters edy and lighter sides to balance the quidditch (a wizard sport played better. Still, I was sometimes both- perils Harry faces. “Chamber of Se- on broomsticks) for what feels ered by their overacting, and found crets” is on the right track—a clear like ages. myself wishing Ron would use more improvement from “Sorcerer’s Meanwhile, Fred and George, than one facial expression, Hermione Stone.” Still, there is a long way to Ron’s twin brothers, who are no- would speak normally, and Harry go before the films can be half as torious practical jokers in the books, do not tell one joke! The ghost Nearly Headless Nick’s deathday party is cut altogether. (In fact, Nick, played by John Cleese, utters only a few words, Potter” movie, I was still somewhat house elf (who in the movie is scary- all of which are along the lines of disappointed with “Chamber of Se- looking but not too far off the essence “Hello” or similar greetings.) crets.” of his literary counterpart) comes to The characters lose all of their Yes, it is better than “Harry Pot- warn Harry that terrible things will charm since the audience barely has ter and the Sorcerer’s Stone,” but I be happening at Hogwarts. As the time to get to know them. Enchant- attribute this to the superior plot of year progresses, Harry and his ing characters in the book—the en- the second novel. J. K. Rowling’s friends become involved in the mys- tire Weasley family, Oliver Wood, story in “Chamber of Secrets” is tery of who is attacking Hogwarts Neville Longbottom, and Justin much more captivating since she is students and turning them to stone. Finch-Fletchley, to name a few— not bogged down with the burden of Naturally, the second movie ben- are reduced to a few obligatory lines introducing readers to the wizarding efits from having less exposition, but that serve only to advance the plot. world and its eccentric characters. still, compared to the book, it is ut- It did not even upset me that fun The movie follows young wizard terly boring. At 2 hours and 41 min- parts of the book are absent in the Harry Potter, played by Daniel utes, the movie feels twice that movie, as there would obviously not would not be so dull (his voice entertaining as the books. Radcliffe, and his exploits at the length. My friend and fellow Harry be enough time to fit everything in. change is also a problem). For my part, I would listen to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Potter nut actually fell asleep in the Nevertheless, the movie plods Two new additions that work well books on tape over watching the Wizardry with his best friends, Ron middle. through all the required action and are haughty defense-against-the- movie any day. 007’S STILL GOT IT

BY CAITLIN BERGH (V) plenty of action. ered. After the suspenseful chase of deceptions and ob- After 40 years, James Bond is still Despite the film’s inevitable pre- scene that follows, abundant with stacles. In their trav- saving the world, winning women dictability, however, “Die Another guns, hovering tanks, and bombs, els to England and over, and escaping the jaws of death Day” is far from boring. Bond is taken to a prison where he is Iceland in pursuit of with style. The 20th 007 movie, “Die The movie opens with James held captive for 14 months. Zao, they discover Another Day,” shares the same ba- Bond (Pierce Brosnan, of course) on 007 is finally released when the Gustave Graves sic ingredients as its predecessors: a top-secret mission to deliver dia- British trade one of their prisoners, (Toby Stevens), a fi- fancy cars, unthinkable gadgets, monds in North Korea. However, Zao (Rick Yune), who James fought ery millionaire who beautiful women, an evil man plot- much to the audience’s chagrin, with in the opening scene. However, has recently devel- ting to take over the world, and Bond’s identity is quickly discov- the bedraggled, un-shaven Bond is oped Icarus, a light as not welcomed by the British with powerful as the sun open arms. Rather, he is immediately that can cause mass knocked unconscious and searched destruction with the for signs of his alleged betrayal. push of a button. The British believe that Bond has They also meet told their secrets to the enemy while Miranda Frost in the prison camp. Although Bond (Rosamund Pike), an is kept under the tightest security, he MI6 from Bond’s of- escapes, of course, in search of Zao, fice, posing under- whom he suspects framed him as a cover as Graves’ pub- traitor. licist. Soon, Bond learns that Zao is in Although the Cuba, and quickly the audience finds movie’s ending is itself at a Tiki bar on the island’s rather predictable, the white sandy beaches. Since no Bond twists and turns of the film is complete without a romantic plot will keep all 007 subplot, Bond stumbles upon Jinx, connoisseurs on the again, Bond continues to captivate an American agent played by Halle edge of their seats. Still, the plot pales audiences with new missions, gad- Berry. Although Jinx and Bond don’t in comparison to the action-packed gets, and girls. “Die Another Day” work for the same country, they are scenes and incredulous stunts, which proves Bond’s originality to any essentially after the same thing: Zao. truly give “Die Another Day” its skeptic. No matter how many anni- Their pursuit of this evasive en- edge. versaries 007 has, James Bond will emy leads them through a labyrinth While saving the world once never get old. 14 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 GABRIEL’S FOUNTAIN Religious Parlor, Heavenly Desserts

Clare Kelly (VI)

amazed by the variety of scoops and sundaes as well as the flavors (though I noticed that flavors like Rum Raisin were not choices). I decided to have a two-scoop sundae ($3.75) with chocolate chip ice cream, while my mom and dad shared one with vanilla ice cream. After eating the first bite, I felt like I was in heaven (really). The scoops were easy to dig into, and yet they did not melt in my mouth too quickly. Heavenly ice cream, I tell you! Heavenly ice cream! I must admit, this is probably the second- best place for ice cream I’ve ever been to in the United States (the first being Thomas Sweet’s, of course). I do a lot of traveling, but until now I could not find a dessert place. Also, for those who prefer something other than ice cream, Gabriel’s Fountain also serves banana splits, large sundaes, frozen yogurt, gelato, and other good stuff. Overall, Gabriel’s Fountain is a conve- BY SUMEET SHAH (V) the building, a small cottage with a window in niently located place to take a date, your peer If you’re a regular reader of my column, you Since then, the parlor has attracted so many front for to-go orders. I thought, “If the own- group, or your friends. might notice that I generally do not review customers that it has had to expand. Addition- ers spend a lot of money making a parlor as Gabriel’s Fountain desserts. Naturally, you might be thinking, ally, the parlor now serves breakfast and lunch nice as this, the ice cream has to be good.” Washington Valley Road where would be a good place to get some des- as well feeding the early birds! Inside, I was again amazed by the simplic- (Near Dunkin’ Donuts) sert? I would tell you to go to a parlor near After eating a splendid dinner at Café ity of the décor. There are two floors as well Martinsville Rutgers University called Thomas Sweet’s, but Giardino (you all know that’s an Italian res- as a small room for birthday parties and such. I cannot since it is too far from Pingry. So taurant, right? Of course you did, because you I stood and looked around until my father hit Ratings (On a scale from 1 to 10): where could, say, a peer group go for some read my review on it, right? Right!), my fam- me on the shoulder and told me to order my Food: 9.5 good ice cream close to Pingry? ily and I recently decided to check out dessert. Décor: 8 How about Gabriel’s Fountain? Gabriel’s Fountain. I could have ordered anything from a simple Service: 8.25 Gabriel’s Fountain opened two years ago. Immediately I was struck by the beauty of small cup to a gigantic 10-scoop sundae! I was Cost/Person: from $2 to $14 From My Dead, Cold Fingers

BY ISAAC ORANSKY (V) think we are getting a fuller scoop out the movie. What pos- these and other areas: di- Why does Charlton Heston think than we really are. sible sort of connection versity, unemployment there is so much gun violence in The movie starts out with a piece could the presence of and the resulting lack of America? Well, in Michael Moore’s on the Columbine shooting in Lockheed Martin have hope, violence in our me- new film, “Bowling for Columbine,” Littleton, Colorado. Moore, like us, on the shooting? None, dia and entertainment, Heston, whose National Rifle Asso- wonders how and why something obviously, and how could the overwhelming pres- ciation mantra is that his gun can like this could happen: how could it. During another of his ence of guns in our com- only be taken “From My Dead Cold two teenagers carry out what they did emotionally manipula- munities. Fingers,” suggests that the effects of and why did they have access to so- tive charades, Moore But Moore goes only our bloody past could be the root of phisticated, automatic weapons? For brings two former stu- skin-deep on these is- today’s violent culture. Moore, how- that matter, how did the six-year old dents of Columbine, both sues, and this is obnox- ever, asks why Germany and Britain boy in Moore’s hometown of Flint, wounded in the shooting, ious. He starts a topic and – once Nazi Germany and Imperial Michigan find a pistol in his uncle’s to visit Kmart’s Head- as we are pulled in he Britain – have substantially fewer house and proceed to kill a kinder- quarters (Kmart being gives one of his usual un- gun deaths. garten classmate? The answers are where the two killers important, unsubstanti- “Well, their pasts aren’t as important, trust me. And, trust bought their ammuni- ated, and unfulfilling an- bloody,” Heston mutters. Moore, who is going to figure them tion) with the intent of ecdotes in an attempt to Moore’s latest film, hailed the out, or at least try to. stopping Kmart’s sale of emotionally convince us world over at various film festivals, To get us started, Moore points out bullets. through an indictment of deals with some major questions fac- that coincidentally, on the very same Yet it is no fault of some easy-to-blame ing our society today: why is there day as the Columbine shooting, the Kmart or of the people character. so much more gun violence in U.S. started to bomb Kosovo. At whom he berates for At one point, how- America than in any other developed first, this seems scary and strange what happened at Col- ever, he does spend some country? Why is there so much fear (are we suspicious? of course), but umbine. It’s inappropri- time on the issue of un- in our lives today? Where does this as time progresses, and you think ate for him to blame our employment and hope- fear and violence come from and about it more, why would the bomb- violent culture of guns on lessness in our culture, what does all of this say about our ing in Kosovo have anything to do any of these people. things he is interested in culture? Moore’s crusade is certainly with the shooting? Moore then Moore uses these tactics and emotionally con- a noble and much-needed one, yet moves on to a Lockheed Martin plant of mixing important is- cerned with. This topic how he goes about it is not as noble. (the largest manufacture of missiles sues, tragic events, and provides a deeper look "Bowling for Columbine" is done for our military) near Columbine and attention-grabbing anecdotes as ing to achieve, these are just manipu- into Moore’s less self-serving side in typical Moore fashion, in a con- its supposed relevance to the shoot- emotional bludgeons. lative politics on his part. and his genuine interest in rooting frontational documentary style like ing. Moore interviews a worker at the Moore also, as the scene above Nevertheless, despite Moore’s out the misfortunes of our culture and that of his earlier “Roger and Me,” plant — strategically in front of shows, makes a complete fool of strange success in unethically de- its influence on violence. an attack on the automobile industry Lockheed’s impressive products— Heston during his interview, with ceiving us, the movie has important "Bowling for Columbine" is cer- and the hotsy-totsy, conservative about whether he sees any connec- questions concerning the gun issue and timely features. Moore does tainly worth seeing – that is, if you CEOs who run it. The societal issues tion between the plant’s presence and and why Heston insisted on holding present the different opinions on why can tolerate Moore’s attention-lov- and questions presented in these two the shootings. NRA conventions in Littleton, Colo., America has this violent society. In ing presence. And although it rides movies and in his other work cer- “I guess I don’t see that connec- and Flint, Mich., within a week after our free, open-ended society, we ex- heavily on Moore’s formula of tainly need discussing. Mr. Moore, tion,” he replies, while Moore tries each community’s shootings. While perience great diversity. Yet we are “Here’s the problem, here’s the root however, is self-righteous in present- to make a fool out of him. the interview and Moore’s other crushed on top of each other with un- of the problem – so you’re guilty and ing these issues and questions in a This is Moore’s style of blame- exploitive stunts create the dramatic employment, with a sense of perva- you’re guilty,” it provides for the sort broad, general way, while making us slinging and finger-pointing through- and emotional atmosphere he is try- sive hopelessness. Moore explores of awareness we need today. THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 15 GO, JANE, GO!

BY SAMANTHA BAILYE (VI) mally skip in novels where Jane goes house every day at four in the after- dog, and how her job was going. I short story, beautifully complements Meet Jane. See Jane Go. See Jane off to college, or Jane gets in to col- noon. And like a “real” person, Jane’s felt comfortable enough to tell Jane the rest of the unfolding world of Grow. See Jane Fall In Love. See lege. (Am I sounding preoccupied growth throughout GG isn’t devoid my darkest secrets, and relate to her Jane. So does “The Best Possible Jane Fall Out of Love. Go Jane Go! about college? It’s possibly because of the occasional snags or Light,” another possible indepen- While I am normally wary of a that beast is rearing its ugly, two- knots we all find. dent piece. Bank’s knack for book that sounds like it’s for self- headed face at my life.) In the chapter “Advanced weaving together the warm, help, “The Girls’ Guide to Hunting And although Bank never focuses Beginners,” which focuses on fleece-lined cocoon of Jane’s and Fishing” by Melissa Bank is any- any of her chapters on Jane’s “life- Jane in her early teens, the pre- world is brilliant and breathtak- thing but a do-it-yourself, emotional changing events,” the little situations cocious, cynical young adult ing to say the least. rescue handbook. Instead, it is a col- she describes from everyday life are described on the pages is GG, unlike the majority of lection of vignette-like pieces that much more endearing. Sometimes, someone we’ve all met. In one books currently in the fiction center around Jane Rosenal and her the greatest epiphanies in life won’t instance, Jane says, “I’m just market, left me with a good taste journey into the “real world.” come while walking down the aisle, rinsing them. The dishwasher in my mouth. While there is So, in theory, you might say that but instead while bent over a sink is supposed to wash them. death, heartache, and the realiza- “The Girls’ Guide to Hunting and doing dishes with our mothers. That’s why it’s called a dish- tion that we’re tiny creatures in Fishing” is indeed a book that reas- The aspect of GG that really duct- washer.” These lines brought a big world, Bank and Jane tackle sures you that your problems aren’t taped it to my soul was the fact that a smile to my face as I recalled all of those subjects without the as out there as you thought they similar conversations in my Hallmark-kitschness I’ve come were. The lessons it imparts are own home. to fear in most books that ven- not indoctrinating, however, However, while Jane at ture into those topics. and Bank’s novel is far from a least does as she’s told, a GG was sweet, but just tangy post-facto series of “I wish I more realistic response enough to leave me wanting hads.” would have been for her to more. When I closed the novel, I Though I hadn’t expected just ignore any further com- found myself sitting quietly, sa- “The Girls’ Guide to Hunting plaints and keep on stack- voring the aftertaste greedily. and Fishing” (which shall here- ing the plates into the dish- And though I wanted more and after be affectionately short- washer. That is of course, wanted to see what became of ened to GG), to be a series of my professional opinion, Jane, I was somehow still con- stand-alone chapters, Bank’s having been a headstrong, stub- my most life-changing moments. tent with how the novel ended. style was unusually refreshing. born teenager myself (though only Bank’s writing peaks in the chap- Now, as I re-read the closing lines I feared, after sinking my teeth very, very briefly). ter “You Could Be Anyone,” a of GG, I’m left again with that fond into the second chapter, that the As Jane takes you into her first standalone piece that later ties itself sensation for all of Bank’s charac- book would begin to fall apart romances, anyone who has fallen into the rest of the novel. This chapters and her snappy writing style. and that I would spend most of in love will recognize her self- ter caught my attention because Though it is far from a self-medicat- my time flipping frantically doubting fear. Similarly, those Bank’s writing style switches from ing novel, it’s helped me to get trying to link names and who work full-time will sympa- first to second person, which really through the last few weeks of bore- Melissa Bank events. thize with Jane’s worry that she is pulls you into the novel. While at one dom, stress, and anxiety. I know that Nevertheless, I was most becoming too complacent with her point you are merely a bystander, an somewhere out there (even if it’s delightedly proved wrong, and I ac- Jane is a believable character. While stagnant publishing job. observer of the life of Jane Rosenal, only in the literary world), there is tually enjoyed Bank’s jumps be- it is hard to imagine Scarlett O’Hara All in all, by the time I had fin- all of a sudden you are entangled in someone who’s made it through the tween the different points in Jane’s or Harry Potter living next door, Jane ished GG, I wanted to call up Jane the novel. wilderness and found the person that life (which lasts all of 30 years). is as real as the woman down the and ask her over for a cup of coffee “You Could Be Anyone,” while it is the “fries and slaw” to their Nonexistent were the parts I nor- street who walks her dogs past your to talk about her latest boyfriend, her could easily be read as a stand-alone “surf’n’turf special.”

STUDENT ID’s THE REAL ZERO- Continued from page 1 ID’s placed in their mailbox by the TOLERANCE POLICY it has become a student-run ac- middle of last year, many students tivity. remained without ID’s and are still Continued from page 3 scared to talk about these issues was while Jackson was clearly Despite the obvious ineffi- waiting. wood! How can race be an issue now that liberal thought has Black. Three: The new album sucks, ciency of the current system, the In an informal poll conducted when children are exposed to such changed from preaching tolerance I’ve heard it. These are two examples Student Government did not ask during Morning Meeting, it ap- great Disney movies as Tarzan and to practicing political intolerance of absurd claims of racism, which, Headmaster, John Neiswender, peared that approximately one- Aladdin. Say … where are all the and rampant declarations of rac- if anything, only downplay the many for administrative assistance, un- fourth of the student body had Blacks in Tarzan? Not one Black ism. When it is at the point that a legitimate and serious ones. til recently. recieved new ID’s last year. character in a movie based in Af- student can’t express a view such We should all be thrilled that we The current system is the brain- When asked her opinion about rica; I guess the animators could as, “It might be common sense for are talking about race in school and child of senior Dough Hirsch student ID’s, Marisa LaValette (V) only find a pale tan crayon. airport security to be more atten- should all be thankful to those who who, as an eighth grader, imag- asked in a seemingly shocked tone, And Disney’s precious little tive to the demographic that has initiated the discussion. We should ined a Student ID with a barcode “Do we even have ID’s?” Marisa Aladdin, a Whole New World? been responsible for recent terror- also realize that being tolerant of that would allow for charges from says she never received one last How ‘bout a Whole New World ist … ,” or say that a black figure beliefs and ideas is more important the Breakfast Club, Snack Shack, year and cannot even remember Church of the Creator. Why does is intelligent and eloquent because than spouting ideologue rhetoric, and bookstore to be added to stu- being called to have her picture Aladdin speak English with a per- of the implication that other blacks whether it be conservative or liberal dents’ accounts. taken. fect American accent and have are not, or when discussion of race (they all end up sounding like “ditto, Additionally, the ID’s would Isaac Oransky felt, “They could light skin, but all the villains speak has to be marred by obsessive wor- ditto” anyway). serve as a library card for the C.B. be helpful for getting into motives, with heavy Arabic accents and rying about using the wrong pro- Let’s not turn race into the creepy Newton Library. but then we would have to remem- have markedly darker skin? Ix-nay noun and sounding pejorative, then alcoholic Uncle that no one ever talks Different from the ID’s of pre- ber to bring them along.” on the wishing for less racism … we are letting knee-jerk reactions about. Let’s see this as an opportu- vious years’, the new ones have a Some, like Matt Silbermann (V) So there are racists in the gov- and pseudo-tolerance make honest nity to discuss something important, digital picture of the student in the keep their ID’s with them and have ernment, racists in Hollywood, a discussion and true expression al- to understand that a main priority upper right had corner, a barcode actually used them to get into mov- negative portrayal of minorities in most impossible. should be improving society (even underneath the picture, the year ies at lower prices. the media, and an extremely small In 1999, a Washington, D.C., if that sometimes means sacrificing of the student’s graduation, the On the other hand, Liz Sebesky percentage of Blacks and other mi- mayoral aide was fired for using selfish personal ambition), and that student’s name, birth-date, and (IV), when questioned about the norities at Pingry. So maybe race the word “niggardly.” This year, these issues are very real, even at the insignia of The Pingry School. ID’s responds, “Oh, you mean IS an issue after all. Michael Jackson lambasted Sony Pingry. Coated in hard plastic, these those little card things? I never use But that does not mean that we Music honcho Tommy Mottola, I’m just glad that New York City’s ID’s are a technological step-up mine.” need speech codes and sensitivity claiming that Jackson’s new album 2012 Olympic bid isn’t for the Win- from the previous years’ lami- Although he is unable to estab- training and brand new PC terms, sold poorly because Mottola was ter Olympics. If the NYPD saw Af- nated ones with yearbook por- lish a definite time frame in which and, to be honest, we have more racist. One: Michael Jackson looks rican teams competing in the shoot- traits. If only everyone had one, all students might expect to receive than enough watchdogs already. about as Black as the crowd at a ing portion of the Biathlon, things the system would be working their ID’s, Robert believes that Ever attend Model Congress, De- Lenny Kravitz concert. Two: When would get a lot uglier than provoca- well. “you can expect them sometimes bate Club, or an AP Government it came out, Thriller was the best- tive signs hung above school While some students did get before the apocalypse.” class? No wonder people are selling album of all time, and this couches. 16 THE PINGRY RECORD • JANUARY 2003 S P O R T S Winter Sports Preview

Clare Kelly (VI) The 11 winter teams have again been dis- teams had no seniors The team’s goals this year, according to playing exceptional athletic skills whether on last year, and although Salerno, are to make the Mennen Cup Playoff the court, in the pool, or on the strip. Most of they are still young, the and to win its division. Zupon is optimistic the teams have achieved winning records thus fencers are filled with about the team’s chances, since “we are far, and are anticipating continued success. enthusiasm and team playing much better than was predicted at the spirit. beginning of the season and the Last year the saber underclassmen are playing up to a very high BOYS’ & GIRLS’ SWIMMING squad did exceptionally level.” The Varsity Boys’ and Girls’ Swimming well, with both the boys teams are off to a great start. The teams began and girls going to WRESTLING their seasons on November 15 and have been States. The girls came According to Coach Joe Forte, the Varsity practicing extremely hard both in the morning back ecstatic after their Wrestling season looks promising. and afternoon. first place finish, and The team finished 8-9-1 last year, and they This year, the boys’ team consists of 12 the boys were pleased lost big starters like Doug Penrose, Doug members, including co-captains, Eric Bergh as well after finishing Clarke, and Omar Nolan to graduation. How- and Jason Kurz, and seniors Kenny Brown- third. ever, many other strong starters have returned. Klinger, Ian Deeks, and Andrew Olson. The Most of last year’s This year’s captain Zack Shanaman (V) has girls’ team consists of 18 girls, including team will be returning already made Pingry history by becoming the captain Katie Corrigan and senior member this season. “I think the first wrestler to win the Somerset County Sonia Alam. season will be great,” championship twice, two years in a row. Zack Other strong swimmers this year are Jack Captain Elan DiMaio Adam Pantel (III) and the fencers practice lunging starts at the 145-pound spot on the team. Zoephel (V), Paul Kolb (V), Emma Chapman (VI) comments. “We Other veterans include Evan Whaley (V) (IV), and Kelly Peeler (III). moved to a new district, which will give us a and Scott Whitney (IV). who finished 4th in the District Tournament last Unfortunately, both teams graduated strong chance to fence other teams.” With only a few seniors this year, Amadi year, co-captain Jeremy Massler, and captain swimmers last year, including Amy Corvino Last year, five of the top state teams were and Coach Walsh are working to develop new Nick De-Angelis. Whaley starts at the 152- and Mark Falkner. The boys’ team gained four in Pingry’s district. As the new district does plays that better utilize the underclassmen’s pound spot, Massler at 119, and DeAngelis at freshmen, however, and the girls’ team gained not include all five of these teams, this season talents. Although Amadi foresees continued 135. a staggering nine. The teams are optimistic that should prove less challenging. DiMaio hopes statistical success for the team, he and Coach Dan Scheininger (IV) weighs in at 112, these additions will help compensate for the that the changes “will motivate our team to Walsh also plan “to play just regular basket- Michael Silber (IV) at 130, Stewart Anderson loss of strong swimmers. excel more by boosting the fencers’ confidence ball and have fun this year.” (V) at 140, Andrew Stock (V) at 189, and Despite the relatively few members on the levels.” Important upcoming events for the team Miguel Roman (IV) at 215. teams, the captains have high hopes for the The girls’ first and most challenging meet include the Prep and SCIAA tournaments in A big addition is Andrew Gatewood (III), a was against Oak Knoll. In practicing for the February. solid wrestler during middle school, who fin- Clare Kelly (VI) meet, the captains tried to jump-start the ished 4th in the Somerset County Tournament SKIING season. as a 160-pounder. He starts at 160 for this A new challenge for the fencers this year The ski team makes a fresh start this year year’s team. will be adjusting to their new practice space after losing many of its experienced members. Other new starting wrestlers to the team in the Arts Wing. Although the room will While its current record is 0-2, the team placed include Sean Bruno (III) at 140, Sytze include electric fencing strips and a better 4th out of 14 teams in their most recent invita- Kamphuis (III) at 215 and Heavyweight, and surface for practicing, it is much smaller than tional race. Captain J.T. Burgess (VI) is opti- Alex DeLuca (III) at 103. the cafeteria, where the fencers currently mistic about future prospects and says that it Josh Grant (III) and Justin Schwartz (III) practice. As a result, each squad (foil, epee, is a “really new team, very different from last back up the team at 189 and 152, respectively. and saber) will practice only four times a week. year, but we have a lot of potential and should Coach Tom Keating returns to assist Coach The coaches expect team members to practice do really well.” Forte, along with Mr. Forte’s nephew. their footwork individually on the free days. A big problem for the team is that it has to GIRLS’ & BOYS’ HOCKEY These smaller practices will allow fencers forfeit some weight classes during their meets. to receive more individual attention from The Girls’ Ice Hockey team, despite Coach Forte explains that “each forfeit hurts Coaches Li, Nazario, Varnes, and the newest graduating several of its varsity players, is us during matches since it gives the other team edition to the team, Coach Tatianna. The entire looking forward to a strong winter season. Led six points automatically per forfeited weight team, however, will still practice together twice by Captain Jen Maxwell (VI) and Assistant class.” a week. Captains Stephanie Yen (VI) and Melissa “If people just come in,” he adds, “we’ll “It looks like a fun year,” DiMaio exclaims, Tyson (V), the players are focusing on shape them up for matches.” Kenny Brown-Klinger (VI) swims backstroke. “and the team seems to be really outgoing. improving individual skills and building a Clare Kelly (VI) upcoming season. Boys’ co-captain Eric Bergh There is a nice balance between all the different cohesive team. Coach Sean McAnally is foresees a successful season “because the team forms, and I am really looking forward to this confident that the team will be able to mature has more depth this year and the swimmers season!” enough over the course of the season to beat are working very hard.” Captain Capetta also has high hopes for the its arch-rival, The Princeton Day School. Girls’ captain Katie Corrigan is looking upcoming season. “I think we will be a well- Although going through a “transition forward to a successful season as well. She is prepared team as we had no graduating seniors season,” the squad is still looking strong with particularly excited about the large freshman last year. The fencers are a very bright group the addition of freshman Ashley Platt and addition: “The number of new freshmen is of athletes that should have no problem returning varsity members Melissa Tyson, great. My goal is for the freshmen to have a understanding the sport, and they all appear to Stephanie Yen, Jen Maxwell, Bess Rowen fabulous introduction to Pingry swimming.” have the natural talent to excel.” (IV), and Tanya Nahvi (V). Despite a narrow The teams had their first meet on December 3-2 loss to the Hill School in their first game, 4 against Lawrenceville, and they participated GIRLS’ & BOYS’ BASKETBALL the girls’ commitment, according to Coach in the Pope John Invitational on Saturday, Under the direction of senior captains Julie McAnally, has not dwindled. “The team December 7. Clingan and Liz Nguyen, the Girls’ Basketball continues to have so much spirit, enthusiasm, team has been practicing in preparation for and dedication,” he says. CHEERLEADING their first scrimmages and games of the year. To Coach McAnally, the game is about more With a new head coach, Ms. Kilgore, and a In addition to the two captains, key players than just winning: “There is so much involved new advisor, biology teacher Mr. Hata, the this year are expected to be Ellis Kelleher (V), in varsity sport. It’s more than just the game; Cheerleading squad has been enjoying an Allison Keeley (IV), and Julie Hamilton (III). it’s more than just the competition. It’s the exciting and innovative season. Eric Corcoran, As Julie Clingan notes, “Practice is going preparation, the commitment to practice, a student at Rutgers University, is also joining well so far. I have seen a very strong effort improvement, and developing a sense of the staff as an assistant to help the girls with from many of the new freshmen players.” team.” their stunts. Clingan and Nguyen are confident that the With a 4-2 record thus far, the Boys’ Ice The senior captains are Liz Donne and Dria team’s accomplishments this year will far Hockey team is anticipating a successful yet Bey. Other important members include Ashley exceed those of last year’s “weak season.” challenging season. Dave Salerno (VI), the Cohen (VI) and Emily Majka (V). The Boys’ Basketball team has been prac- starting goalie and a captain, notes that recent Although several members have sustained ticing intensely under the leadership of Cap- victories over Chatham and Mendham were injuries from the fall season, Liz Donne is tain Amadi Thiam. Their hard work has already “huge games to win.” confident that the team “will prove successful paid off with an important win in their season The team is coached by John Magadini and in its winter competition.” opener against Science on December 20. the four captains are Matt Ghabrial (VI), Dave The team welcomes Christian Walsh, who Salerno (VI), Brian Zupon (V), and Mike BOYS’ AND GIRLS’ FENCING previously coached Newark Academy, as head Lehrhoff (VI). Other key players are Chris The Boys’ and Girls’ Fencing squads are coach this year. Key players include Steve Collins (IV), John Moore (IV), and Todd Tosti optimistic about their upcoming season. The Braco (VI), Liam Griff (V), Will Munger (IV), (IV). Sarah Skarzynski (V) takes a shot.