Issue 1
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Who the hell is Mandy Flombay? FREE Welcome to KooK In a recent dazed moment, an idea came to me: I should write my own zine! I could write about anything I like and perhaps even meet some like-minded people as a result. Obviously it would be great if people read it, but if it happens to end up on the floor of old Barry the budgerigar’s cage, then so be it. So here it is, the very first issue of KooK! Hopefully KooK will put a smile on your dial whilst introducing you to some of the people, places and things I love. I write about extremely dull technical things by day, and this project stops me from going postal! I’m not trying to make any grand statements or tell anyone what they should think … I’m also definitely not a graphic designer, so be kind! In this first issue, you’ll meet my good mate Mandy Flombay. She reckons she’ll buy me a case of beer if I flog her book so she obviously gets a double page spread. There’s also a feature on our first ever cover girl Donita Sparks. Feel free to send fan mail to [email protected] X Ed (definitely not Mr …)
The KooK office hard at work Contents
Page 2 Where are they now? L7’s Donita Sparks Page 3-4 Who the hell is Mandy Flombay?
Page 5-6 The Inaugural KooK Music Player Challenge Page 7 Bring back the hand! Where Are They Now? Donita Sparks
In 2000, L7 announced to the world that they were taking an ‘indefinite hiatus’, much to the disappointment of their many dedicated fans around the world. For over 15 years they both thrilled and offended with their classic anthems, energetic live shows and crazy antics. From their founding of Rock For Choice, to their appearance as ‘Camel Lips’ in the John Water’s “Best of all, my Mum film Serial Mom, L7 were a band thought she looked of four fine, hard rockin’ ladies that thankfully never took themselves too seriously. like the Antichrist.”
I discovered L7 at 16, which was a Thankfully for freaky fans like myself, perfect time considering all I wanted to do at that age was play guitar Donita has decided to go solo. She’s recorded a new album, and with a and piss off my parents. My love of t to do with the band’s new band that includes L7’s drummer L7 had a lo co-founder, singer and flying V, Dee Plakas, has been gigging quite axe-wielding guitarist Donita Sparks. regularly around Los Angeles. World Wide Donita She looked cool, she could play guitar like a demon, she wrote You can check out the video for
hilarious lyrics, she pulled her pants a new Donita track called Infancy down and flashed the world on Of A Disaster on YouTube. She British TV and best of all, my Mum on also writes a weekly blog thought she looked like the www.firelakedog.com Antichrist. Let’s face it, when I was To get the latest and greatest Donita 16, I wanted to BE Donita Sparks and perhaps even 15 years later, news and find direct links to the sites I probably still do. mentioned above, visit Donita’s web site at www.donitasparks.com Who the hell is Mandy Flombay? Does feeding Jamie Oliver through a pasta maker sound appealing? Do you reach for your biggest kitchen knife in frustration at the mere mention of beef cheeks? Or perhaps you’d prefer to be chugging down a can of UDL than wasting precious drinking time in the kitchen? If you answered yes to these questions, then Mandy Flombay thinks you rock! In her book, The Unknown Chef: As Not Seen on TV, Mandy shows that whipping up tasty food can be done without being a fancy pants snob. You certainly won’t find a recipe for
Mandy’s book is published by New Holland and is available wherever good books are sold. Connect with Mandy at www.myspace.com/mandyflombay Whose playlist will reign supreme?
I have managed to resist the overwhelming urge to buy an iPOD. This is despite everyone I know telling me how their iPOD has changed their life and how cool the random function is. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard “Oh my god, it just knows what to play”, this magazine would be in colour. Admittedly, I have witnessed spooky random play list phenomena. I once met a very talented iPOD who was frequently called upon to give tarot like readings to family and friends. This iPOD got me thinking. What if a question is asked right before the random button is hit? Could this influence the choice of songs played? Could we make math nerds arguing about the random function’s algorithm, spontaneously combust in horror with our theory? And is this a phenomenon specific to the iPOD or do other digital players display equally spooky abilities? We found two digital music player owners who declared their musical taste as “liking a bit of everything” to help put this theory to the test. To give the battle some authority, I dressed as Chairman Kaga from Iron Chef to preside over the following proceedings … Question: Should we be worried about climate change or is the world going to end in like 5 years anyway?
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Apple iPOD Video Creative Zen Vision M Owner: Justin Owner: Julie Capacity: 80GB Capacity: 30GB Playlist Playlist 1. Time Has Told Me 1. Leave You Behind Nick Drake Sleater Kinney 2. Check ‘em 2. Where Did You Sleep Last Night A.Skills & Krafty Kuts Nirvana 3. Whatever, Whenever 3. Hellbound Groove Armada The Breeders 4. Seed 4. Dig For Fire Korn The Pixies 5. Champagne Supernova 5. Narcosis Oasis Tomahawk
Verdict Verdict I think the general vibe here is like Looks like it’ll be an interesting ... whatever! Yes of course the world journey to hell but good news … we’ll is going to end but you’re not going be wasted! The Creative Zen comes to know when. Go out in style! The back with a punishing counter attack Apple iPOD delivers a punch right out to draw the tie. Disturbingly when my of the bag. Can the Creative Zen come niece asked if she’d have big boobs, it back from certain defeat? spat out On The Verge by Le Tigre …
Free Shit! Ask your music player the same question we asked above, hit the random button five times and send us an email with your playlist. The person who sends in the best playlist as judged by the Kook office, will win their very own autographed copy of Mandy Flombay’s book! The power is in your hands ... literally!
My daily commute to and from work takes me into some of Sydney’s worst gridlock and steals roughly two precious hours out of my day. I’ve witnessed amazing displays of impatient, reckless driving and sadly, an increasing disregard for other road users. However, the most distressing thing I have seen is the virtual disappearance of a once common sight on our roads – the “thank you for letting me in” hand. That’s right, the thank you hand seems to have gone the way of the poor dodo bird. I’m not talking about the dodo bird that Tara Reid’s cracking onto in that TV commercial either … So, if you are a concerned motorist equally incensed by this disturbing turn of events, I urge you to cut out this truly cheap ass attempt at a bumper sticker, stick it on your car, and help bring back the hand!
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Many Thanks: My Big Sis and the girls, Ma & Pa, Adrian, Justin, Rochelle, Emma, Belinda, ‘Just Hickie’, Katy, Kymbo, Mandy Flombay and the expensive printer at work … Visit us online at www.myspace.com/kookzine