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This transcript was exported on Nov 13, 2019 - view latest version here. Artemis: In the early 21st century, magic reawakened on earth and alongside it a new human race with orcs, elves, trolls, dwarves and others, humanity became meta humanity. As technology proliferated and greatly advanced in the awakened wild global mega corporation seized ever more power becoming de facto states with their own laws, courts and armed forces, the corporation's attempt to control all aspects of modern life. This has led to a vast and complex criminal underground, which works for and against corporate interests. The Independent career criminals who do what others can't or weren't are called shadow runners. The year is 2101, welcome to Fun City. Mike Rugnetta: Previously on a Fun City, the team was hired by New Jersey Johnson your aid to steal a boat from Jast Reclamation run by Jast Columnar, a supposedly heat tolerant dark mage. The team infiltrated the yard with the help of and in Lux's case disguised as Jast's head of security, Balto [inaudible 00:01:23]. Gabe resurrected the ship as the others extinguished Jast's flame, pepper punched demon dog mold and finally wave clapped Jast collapsed on his home turf. Yuri awaited his boat delivery in the shadow of the monuments, four massive abandoned high rises, but it turns out the vessel was not his prize rather something in it. Upon obtaining his mysterious quarry he gifted the 250 foot warship to the team as thanks for their hard work. Mike Rugnetta: We'll soon hear about moving day as the team has now vacated Viv's cramped houseboat for more spacious quarters but first we joined Lux as he approaches Balto Cuddle's house to return Balto's comm link as promised. Nick Guercio: So he pulls up in a dinghy, ties it to the small dock that is there and walks up to his front door and knocks. Mike Rugnetta: You hear some footsteps and latch unhook from the back of the door, and the door slowly swings open and you see a very familiar face, the orc woman that you kissed pretending to be her husband. She looks at you confusedly. Nick Guercio: Hello ma'am, is Balto home? Mike Rugnetta: Yeah, who were you? What do you need? Nick Guercio: I was- Mike Rugnetta: Is this related to that Jast stuff that happened because I told the last guy that came here that he wasn't even there, so all your questions have been answered. Nick Guercio: Which last guy that came? Mike Rugnetta: I don't know. Some other guy that looked like you. Don't take this the wrong way, I have trouble telling you apart. funcity-episode06-public-ins_tc (Completed 11/13/19) Page 1 of 46 Transcript by Rev.com This transcript was exported on Nov 13, 2019 - view latest version here. Nick Guercio: That's okay. Yeah, I just want him to know about the- Mike Rugnetta: Okay, hold on. I'll just go get him, all right, hold on. She walks away and you hear some more footsteps and Balto comes around the corner and he sees you and he goes, oh, hey, how's it going? How did it go? How did ... And he gives you a big dramatic wink ... it go? Nick Guercio: It went well, we got the boat. How much do you know? Mike Rugnetta: I know there were some big fireworks and we'll close today, but we're open tomorrow. And Jast apparently is having an all hands meeting, he called some meeting, so I don't know. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Nick Guercio: Yeah, it'll probably be a big meeting. Here's your comm link by the way. I really appreciate- Mike Rugnetta: Oh, God! Is it ... did you ... is it wet? Nick Guercio: It got pretty wet, yeah. I got thrown actually by the Jast character into the water. Mike Rugnetta: Wait, you and he ... you know what? I don't even want to know. I don't want to know. Nick Guercio: So I did- Mike Rugnetta: He shakes his comm link and you see some droplets of water fly and he puts it up to, he's examining it. Nick Guercio: In full disclosure and I know you know this, I was dressed as you and really thought I was you but I was very polite to most of the people there- Mike Rugnetta: Except for Jast who threw you into the water. Wait, hold on, did he throw you into the water, or did he throw me into the water? Nick Guercio: It was me at that point because my mask had fallen off and there was no pies on the boat. So I don't know if he's got his dog back or if he's alive, those are the two things I don't know. I think you still have a job. I think, so we're going to see, cross our fingers for the big tomorrow. Mike Rugnetta: I mean, he called the meeting. Nick Guercio: He did, he's alive. Oh, that's not good. Bijan Stephen: [crosstalk 00:05:02] Cross our fingers for the big tomorrow? funcity-episode06-public-ins_tc (Completed 11/13/19) Page 2 of 46 Transcript by Rev.com This transcript was exported on Nov 13, 2019 - view latest version here. Mike Rugnetta: Tori, if you're going to opine, at least do it into the microphone. Bijan Stephen: That's gloom, album titled cross our fingers for the big tomorrow. Mike Rugnetta: I think [crosstalk 00:05:15] Shannon Odell: That's going to be on the T-shirt for our show. Mike Rugnetta: That's our first piece of merchandise is a very attractive hand crossing its fingers- Nick Guercio: And with cheekbones? Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. Nick Guercio: Like in tin cans. Mike Rugnetta: So anyways, Balto looks at you confused. He's like yeah, I mean, now that I got my comm link back. I'm going to call some of the guys and I'm going to find out if he's mad at me. Because if he's mad at me, I'm not going back there. But what I know is that someone called my wife, they told her that there was a big meeting tomorrow, and as far as I know, Jast is the one that called the meeting. I mean, the meeting's tomorrow and it's not tomorrow yet, so we'll cross our fingers for that. But that's what I know. Nick Guercio: Yeah, I'm surprised to hear you. She's a nice woman, don't get me wrong, she's a nice we work with, she made his dog attack him and then she clapped him real big with a big water. I don't know how else to say it. Mike Rugnetta: Wait, hold on, you're telling me that you saw [inaudible 00:06:13] and you live to tell about it? Nick Guercio: She took his mind and then the dog attacked him. It was- Mike Rugnetta: You guys, you got to write a book about this. Nick Guercio: Well, I don't know. I mean, some of this stuff is illegal. But I appreciate. I'm really sorry about this whole thing. I hope everything works out. Obviously- Mike Rugnetta: Me too. And if it doesn't, and I don't have a job, then you are going to be hearing from me. Nick Guercio: Well, you can't really contact me and I made sure you couldn't. So yeah, I mean, but, yeah, anyway, I have just a little small gift here for you. I gift him an envelope- funcity-episode06-public-ins_tc (Completed 11/13/19) Page 3 of 46 Transcript by Rev.com This transcript was exported on Nov 13, 2019 - view latest version here. Mike Rugnetta: He takes the envelope? Nick Guercio: Yes. Mike Rugnetta: He opens the envelope immediately. Nick Guercio: There's 250 new yen in there and just a note from me that says- Mike Rugnetta: He holds up a cred stick, and he drops the envelope and holds up a note. What does the note say? Nick Guercio: No, it says good luck for the big tomorrow. And I was going to leave that here and if you didn't answer the door, but I wanted you to have a little something, just to treat you and the family and everything like that. I know that there was a nasty situation obviously, this job, these run ins happen and people like you are the good guys and we would never want this type of thing to happen, but it did. I'm glad everybody's safe. I think it looks like you still have a job, so that's good. And yeah, I hope you all the best, find anything in the house that may belong to us? Mike Rugnetta: There are some holes in the wall that you left from gunfire. Nick Guercio: Yeah. Well, that's what the 250 is for, so I hope that's good enough. I know you really like that bar- Mike Rugnetta: Mad Marties. Nick Guercio: Mad Marties, that's right. But yeah, I'm over there all the time so I might see you there and I'd love to buy you a drink. I'm going to go- Mike Rugnetta: Just say bye though.