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The physician's assistant program at Stony Brook has been ranked second in the nation. Edmund MeTernan, dean of the School of Allied Health Professions in Stony Brook's Health Sciences Center, said the program was given its high ratings through the National Commis- sion on Certification of Physician's Assistants. Professor Paul Lombardo, who heads the program, was informed by David Glazer, executive director of the Na- tional Comnmission, that all of Stony Brook's 23 graduates taking the certifi- cation examination for the first time passed. "As Mr. Glazer points out," Dean McTernan said, "this is an ex- 50 Students Receive Awards; Chancellors 'The -program t was given its high Awards Also Given ratings through More than 50 undergradute students were awarded- some given monetary, some certificate awards- for the - National research and achievement yesterday at a ceremony in the Fine Arts Center. -Commissionon Certificates were presented to 48 undergraduates who Certification of had been nominated by a faculty member for outstanding achievement. The students are: Kim Alexander, Dawn Physician's Assis- Barrett, Susan Bausert, Janice Bender. Jacqueline Ber- Saaiesman pnoxos/ vIVKe t-nen man, Fred Cirilo, Simonetta Cochis, Donna Danahy, tants.' (Top): The 50 undergraduate students who received awards for research Pedro D'Aquino, Anthony Dibettista, Ira Didner, Ste- and achievement; (above): Provost Homer Neal presents Chancellor's phanie Doggins, Meri Franco, Richard Giambrone, Award to Christina Bethin, assistant professor of Germanic and Slavic Catriona Glazebrook, Judy Hass, Bjorn Hansen, Fran- Languages; (below): Neal presents Chancellor's Award to Albert Carlson, cine lannotta, Gregory Jay. Jasmine Jeffers, Indrani professor of Neuro biology and Behavior. l~ ~~I - Joseph, Sean Kane, Craig Keller, Peter Kelsey, May Ki. Susan Lambiase. Ying He Liu, Barbara Luck, Joseph t traordinary achievement." McKenna, Michael Michaelides, Fergil O'Doherty, On point scores, Stony Brook's 545 Elaine Resch, Mary Louise Rochon, Kathleen Rollman, performance average was se- composite Andrea Rosenberg, Stacey Sack. Thomas Semetsis, a 560 total earned by the cond only to Kathy Slezak. Gemma Solimene, Stuart Stanley, Lauren at one physician's assistant program Stroh, Dwayne Taylor, Honey Teich, Warren Teubner. (unnamed, since other institution Suzanne Wagner, Peter Weinberg, Margaret Weiss and How- rating lists are not published). Leta Wong. the ever, Glazer reported, because Of the Undergraduate Research Awards presented, of measurement exam's standard error there were three categories. In the first, those for Crea- ar- rate was 19 percent, "your program tive and Scholarly Achievement, the winners were Fred guably tied for number one in the na- C irillo, Jonathon Esser and Michael Rezanka. The Sigma tion. Our congratulations." XI Research Awards were given to Michael Anderson - McTernan, adding his congratula- and John Lewis Le Guyada. The English Writing Awards tions, noted, "Graduate performance on were given to Philip Garfield, Richard Simon and Gre- standardized national certification ex- gory Scandaglia. amination is certainly one criteria The George Costigan Award for the outstanding under- which is often considered as an indi- graduate from a community college was presented to cator of quality." Grace Hocheiser.

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_ N - -- Compiled from Associated Press Reports This Wbeek' Senate Nears Showdown ;Spec/als At OnIr Rival BIudget Plans - e i;

...q . . .. I. . deficits down. The five- Senators John Chatee o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I-;e., t -x. Washington-The Republican-led Senate neared a showdown today on rival budget plans of Rhode Island, Mark Hatfield of Oregon, Cha- settling whether taxes should rise significantly rles Mathias of Maryland, Robert Stafford of next year and curbing the pace of President Ro- Vermont and Lowell Weicker of Connecticut- nald Reagan's proposed defense buildup. were under pressure from Baker to offer their After nearly two weeks of intensive maneuv- proposal first ering, Majority Leader Howard Baker (R- According to several sources, Baker's hope renn.) said he is "mildly optimistic' the Senate was that Chaff and his colleagues would lose o f : a : . *.;/ I.* ' "". . will approve a budget scheme that he backs and when too few Democrats supported their prop- w0's T0J In: f ; A-f Reagan reluctantly supports. osal, and then would join other Republicans in 'I hope it will pass," said Baker, who pre- voting for the Baker-endorsed plan. But aides viously had flatly predicted the budget alterna- said the five moderates were reluctant to offer tive he favors would be approved. Baker is set to their plan first, for fear it would fail. bridgeU test the rival Republican budget plans, the one Democrats, whose unanimous support is ne. he wants and another which would permit a cessary for the moderate GOP plan to succeed, lounge and restaurant $300 cap on this year's 10 percent income tax were expected to meet privately to plan their W- - cut strategy. White House spokesman Larry An alternative approach, put together by five Speakes was asked which Reagan would choose Republican moderates, called for raising taxes if it came down to a choice between "no budget by $14.3 billion in 1984 and 170 billion over resolution and a tax increase." Without hesita- ITHURSDAY; three years as part of a plan to force budget tion, Speakes replied: "No budget resolution." The End Of The Bridge --News Briefs- presents International Hamburg, West Germany-Reporter Gerd and military secrets, the Tass news agency said Heidemann claimed today he gave a Nazi me- today. morabilia dealer in Stuttgart $3.75 million of The Tass report apparently was prompted by Stern's money to buy the bogus Hitler diaries a statement by Sakharov's wife, Yelena Bonner, Thirsty Thursday from an East German general, but the dealer who said her husband was prepared to leave the later admitted the general never existed. Heide- country if he were invited and if the Soviet go- mann identified the middleman as Konrad vernment would grant him permission. DANCE CONTEST Kujau, a Stuttgart shopowner who used the alias Fischer. Attempts to contact him proved Jerusalem-Foreign Minister Yitzhak $50°° first prize fruitless. Shamir told Parliament yesterday the troop withdrawal pact with Lebanon will be signed Stern magazine said when it filed a fraud woon but that Israel will be free to act in its own complaint against Heidemann with the state interests if the Syrians and PLO refuse to leave -D.J. DAVE prosecutor Monday that an internal investiga- Lebanon. tion had concluded Heidemann's source "prob- Shamir said the pact "will be signed in the ably does not exist." -oming days by Israel and Lebanon with the Stern has since said Fischer is the name Participation of the U.S. government." He Heidemann gave the magazine as the mid- called the United States "a full partner" in the NEW WA VE-*ROCK dleman in obtaining the documents. Stern fired accord which Secretary of State George Schultz Heidemann on Tuesday, and two of its three worked out in two weeks of Middle East shuttle DISCO & chief editors were forced to resign in the diplomacy. MORE scandal. But if Syria and the Palestine Liberation Or- ganization do not match Israel's agreement to Moscow-Andrei Sakharov, who was a prime withdraw, Shamir said that "the agreement will Happy Hour 4-8 developer of the Soviet hydrogen bomb, may not be considered suspended. Israel will be free to Beers 3 for $1.00 leave the Soviet Union because he knows state act as it sees fit and according to its interests." 'Free Munchies National 85¢t Bar Drinks Washington-The House Foreign Affairs rection that has lasted more than three years. Committee approved a compromise aid package On Tuesday, the Senate Foreign Relations yesterday for El Salvador that would cut off Committee approved $176 million Salvadoran FRIDl A M U.S. military assistance if the Salvadoran go- military aid this year and the same amount next vernment balks at unconditional talks with lef- year. The Reagan administration asked $110 "Entertainment By'' tist guerrillas. - million for this year, on top of $26 million ap- propriated in January, and $86 million for fiscal The vote was 36-1. The dissenter was Rep. 1984 starting Oct 1. U.S. ROOTS George Crockett (D-Mich.). who said he opposed The House committee approved $65 million military assistance in Central America or for next year and the same amount for fiscal DRINK SPECIALS 85¢ bar drinks elsewhere. 1985, with $5 million each year earmarked for It was the second time in two days that a con- medical supplies and $10 million a year for gressional committee had voted to curb Presi- training outside El Salvador. The committee dent Ronald SATURDAY Reagan's proposal to help the had voted earlier to deny any additional mil- Salvadoran government fight off aleftist insur- itary assistance to El Salvador this year. 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Thirty-two faculty members at Stony Brook have received University Lorraine Collins Effects of Alcohol On Reactions To Awards from the State University of New York Research Foundation. Violence In Relationships The University Awards Series is a State University of New York-wide pro- Paul Bingham Germline Genetic Transformation In gram that provides "seed funds" for research projects or funds to defray the Drosophila Melanogaster costs of existing projects. It is the largest State University of New York awards Douglas Perry Effect Of Cough On Pulmonary program. Radioaerosol Clearance Peter Koch Photodetachment Of Negative Ions With Synchrotron Radiation I UNIVERSITY AWARDS PROGRAM RECIPIENTS Name Field of Research Adrienne Munich Victorian Representation And The iStacey Andromeda Myth I Olster Locating the Movement In Time: American Post-Modernism Erwin London New Appraoches To The Study Of Helen Lemay Anthonius Guainerius And Renaissance Biological Membranes Gynecology Michele Bogart Architectural Sculpture In The Alan Akbramowitz Party Activisits In Presidential United States Nominating Politics Sheila Silver The Thief Of Love, A Lyric-Comic Opera In Three Acts Ronald Borror Recording Of Selected Early Trombone Repertoire Alumni Association Anita Moskowitz Census Of Italian Gothic Sculpture, New England Collections Paul Gertler Medicaid Divestiture Policy Scholarships Awarded Gary Marker Private Libraries And The Culture Of Reading In Russia Horst Simon The Lanczos Algorithm For Solving Linear Systems Of Equation To Four SB Students Richard Newman Children's Extensions Of Their Four scholarships, sponsored by the Volunteer Resident Dorm Patrol and Counting Skills Alumni Association of Stony Brook, the Resident Action Program and Lyle Hallowell Violence In Sports: Causes And have been awarded to Michael Kramer, serves on many campus health, safety Legal Controls Steven Michael Cohen, S. Dominic Sera- and security committees and task for- Warren Sharp The Tectonic Environment Of phin and Stacy Jane Schinder. Each of ces. He plans on obtaining a law degree Ophiolite Formation the scholarships carry a $250 cash and using it in the field of crime Everett Waters Infant Attachment Behavior Within award. prevention. And Across Cultures Kramer, of Port Washington, is the Seraphin, of PortJefferson Station, is John Scholz Adaptive/Model Of Congress-Agency recipient of the Alumni Scholarship this year's recipient of the Ashley Schiff Interaction which is awarded to graduate students Scholarship, given to sophomores who Steven Bohlen Quantitative Study Of The Role who have been active in campus affairs have made significant contributions to Of FLuids During Anatexis and who have demonstrated activity campus life and who have made contri- Luis Locay The Role Of Language In Household benefitting the Stony Brook butions toward conserving and preserv- Production environment. ing the local environment. Among his David Krause Evolution Of Paleocene Mammals In Kramer is the Director of ENACT list of achievements are Seraphin's Western North America (Environmental Action), has served on involvement in Polity, as a senator and Albert Cover The Electoral Impact Of Franked the SUSB Senate Committee on Cam- as a member of numerous committees. Congressional Mail pus Environment and is a member of He has also served as a student lab tech- Jieh Hsiang A Deductive Approach To Program the Stony Brook Outing Club. He is nician and is currently a member of the Generation enrolled in the Harriman School of Terryville Fire Department. Seraphin Eugene Katz Analysis Of Drug Resistant Mutants Urban and Polciy Sciences. is a biochemistry major. n Cellular Slime Molds The Elizabeth Couey Scholarship, The Class of 1970 Scholarship, for the Thomas Bell Synthetic lonophores Via traditionally awarded to the junior who freshman who has made the most signif- Oxidative Enolate Coupling has been active in campus affairs and icant contribution to the University, Teng-Fong Wong Electron Microscopy Study Of who has done the most to foster com- goes to Stacy Schinder. Shear Localiz In Crustal Rocks munication and bridge understanding Schinder, a Washingtonville, NY res- Christina Bethin The Use Of Language In The iI among students, faculty and adminis- ident, is an English major who has been Theatre Of Tadeusz Rozewicz tration, has been awarded to Steven active in both the Quad Council and in Mark Walker The Term Structure Of Saving Michael Cohen of Bayside. Fine Arts Center events. She has also And Investment Plans Cohen, a Biology/ Music/ Political made the Dean's List and is a memeber S.N. Sridhar A Reference Grammar Of Kannada I Science major, is the founder of the -ofSigma Beta. kLI 14 mmov,

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Nearly 4,000 undergraduate Stony Brook's Health Sciences and 1,293 graduate students. and graduate degrees will be Center- the School of Medi- Of the 3,945 candidates, 724 conferred during this com- cine and the School of Social are from the College of Engi- mencement season at Stony Welfare- will award degrees neering and Applied Sciences Brook. during the May 22 ceremonies. and 527 are from the Health The university's 23rd com- The School of Medicine will Sciences Center's five schools. mencement will take place at confer 57 doctor of medicine Many of the schools and de- 10:30 AM Sunday, May 22, at degrees and the School of of So- partments are also planning Cl) individual programs and par- 4 the Athletic Field. Honorary cial Welfare, 27 bachelor's de- en ties. The School of Social Wel- > degrees will be conferred there grees and 141 master's m on Maurice Goldhaber, nuclear degrees. Graduation dates will fare, for example, will have its physicist; Barbara McClin- be different for the Health convocation on Saturday, May 21. and the School of Allied -l tock, geneticist; Bayard Sciences Center's three other 7 s Rustin. civil rights activist; schools. The School of Dental Health Professions on June 26. » and Lewis Thomas, researcher Medicine's 27 new doctors of Most of the departmental pro- at and author, who will give the dental science will receive grams will be held on May 22, as commencement address. their degrees on June 5; the following that day's com- School of Nursing will award mencement ceremonies. These .ai The student speaker repres- 135 undergraduate and grad- 'family' gatherings generally enting the graduating class uate egrees June 14 and the include the awarding of de- partmental honors and in- will be Anya Goldberg, a School of Allied Health Profes- co» with Durham. N.H. resident who sions will award 140 degrees formal receptions 01 mapred in social sciences and on June 30. refreshments served. minored in women's studies. The Class of 1983 (candi- In me of severe weather €C1 She was chosen by a faculty- date who complete degree re- conditions, outdoor ceremonies staff-student commite from a quirements between August will be cancelled and informa- dozen applicants. 1982 and July 1983) includes tion will be broadcast over ; Two of the fine schools in 2,662 undergraduate students area radio stations. r -- ^ m------I I 8 Cl I I in Qr-7 C-4-W - -- I CDa * I < 0 r . 0 * 8 » o 3 S ot>. @ | I > o c cc< «- 4oCDo < ._ c I 0 0 >Y uW)a- t u | : ) : I § < - ^ 0. fAE " > *r I X .@ -3 » I r_ LU I | )O ' Q_ eX a @ |ll| - O E -o iu. *"s- m cv C | On O > IL b Us* I (6) v I l He Q; I I I I I I I I I ~~~.I I- I I I I * 'I a

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It's time to put a crease in has exercised his P/NC option final results. e*spoused the cause of "greater iinteraction, intergration and those book bindings and get serious for a week. many times I would like to There has been a systematic express my annoyance at the and calculated wave of van- tunderstanding" of people The week upcoming is the time when most students bear SUSB Senate Vote to restrict dalism and theft directed aacross nations. down and work harder than they've worked all semester this option. As an engineering against one of the department's Biswanath Debnath long. To those who are all caught up and just biding time major I would never have taken non-tenured instructors. A Graduate Student until finals, all the power to you. To those who work hard at the Gym, Art, English, and man whose door has never Dept. of Anthropology various student organizations all semester (and to those Philosophy courses I have been closed to students seeking An Open Letter subject knowledge. A man who goof off instead) the interior of the li- enjoyed had this option not who I don't but just existed! has repeatedly invited con- To4 the Editor: brary will be mostly unfamiliar and cramming will be in It disturbs me that I have structive criticism to shape the (Dwe* following is an open letter order. such an attitude towards edu- form of the electrical engi- \to University President John Either way, make the most of the little time you have left. cation, but to survive the "pres- neering courses he teaches to Marburger. The authors of this Warm up the coffee pot, pick your favorite spot in the li- sure cooker" atmosphere of this better meet students' needs. letter have requested their Anyone in the university's names be uithheld.) Hang in there, university it became necessary. lbrary and then- DON'T FALL ASLEEPI Instead of being worried about Department of Electrical En- We gave you a chance to there's only about seven more days before you can let loose students using the P/NC option gineering knows that the prove that you are concerned and enjoy the summer. to avoid bad grades that they quality of teaching was raised about students. You blew it Dr. With the end of the semester in sight, the staff of Sta- may be facing, I think the immeasurably by this man's Burger Kingd! tesman wishes you much good luck on your finals and a safe Senate should concern itself appearance. When he leaves to Oh, but you are a smooth with why this unviersity has to return to his own country with talker. The concerned words and healthy summer. resemble such a "rat-race" to his family, this will leave him. drip from your mouth like begin with. Learning is not a We ask how this man has honey. However, actions speak grade it is a state of mind, and come to be the target of such so much louder than words. Publication Notice people will be less likely to take cowardly and despicable acts, With the exception of concrete This is the last regular issue of Statesman for the se- on the challenge of a new expe- and we have no anwers. This sitting walls around campus, mester. On Wednesday of next week Statesman will publish rience if they are going to be "punishment" is undeserved in you have not made one concrete sense. In fact we should, year. punished for getting the wrong every improvement in student life. In its annual issue which looks back on the academic answer. as a body, find some way to ex- fact, your rejection of Silver- In life one makes mistakes press our gratitude for his stein has seriously damaged and must suffer the consequen- having chosen this university student life. From this day for- ces. The stigma attached to to do some graduate work at. ward, we no longer trust any- these consequences will vary in We have truly benefitted from thing you say. You have lost our lStattssman degree, but compared to them his attitude, knowlege and respect and our support. the grades one gets in school are teaching ability. We naively thought this was Glenn J. Taverna totally insignificant. At this Other teachers must feel this our university, but with the Sil- Editor-in-Chief point let me assure the SUSB "chilling effect." One of their verstein case we quickly Senate that no graduate school own has been the target of at- learned that our many voices John Burkhardt Nancy Damsky or prospective employer will be tack. They could be next. They are insignificant. We are Managing Editor Business Manager fooled by a transcript full of cannot become like he who was disgustedt! P/NC's. With regard to the attacked; open, friendly, avail- You lack the courage, Mar- -Therse Lehn learning experience perhaps able for questioning minds, burger, to buck the myopic psy- Ray Fazzi the Senate should be more con- even compassionate. How can Deputy Managing Associate Business chology department's decision; cerned with the student than they be expected to teach well you lack the vision to appre- Editor Manager the reputation of the university. if they must have this fear on ciate the unique contributions Mike Benjamin their minds? How can students of Silverstein. It takes a rare News Director Elizabeth A Wasserman Undergraduate learn if their instructors are gift to gather data and present Arts Director Alan Golnick Sports Director Geoffrey Reiss too preoccupied with such it in such a way that regular Photo Director Michael Chen Liberal? thoughts about their own and people outside the university their family's safety to teach can understand it. Silverstein News Editors Nancy A. DiFranco, Pete Pettingill To the Editor: well? has that gift; you don't value it. Arts Editors Paul Miotto, Mark Neston, Helen Przewuzman Stony Brook is a place Sports Editors Mike Borg, Teresa Hoyla, Barry Moone Joseph N. Farinaccio You prefer research written by Photo Editors Howard Breuer, Corey Van der Linde known for its liberal views, Richard C. Reed seven academics to seven other David Jasse, Ken Rockwell care-free style and history of Undergraduates academics who can read their Science Editor Marilyn Gorf ien righting wrongs. One such ex- polysyllabic prose in obscure Graphics Editor Anthony Detres ample is the accessibility to Missed the Theme D a v d journals, research preferably Assistant News Editors £ i Brooks, Carolyn.Brolda most parts of the campus by To the Editor: funded by major corporations Donna Gross, Carol Lofaso handicapped, I mean, physi- S5aleem Shereef, Alexandra Walsh This letter has reference to and the department of defense. Assistant Sports Editors Silvana Darini, Amy Glucoft cally challenged people. I'm Dev Kataky's "A Limited Con- The most important issue, Assistant Photo Editors - Matt Cohen, Sunil Matta sure there are ways to improve cept" (Statesman, May 4) in however, is that you have made Productions Assistants Carla Pizzano. Linda Sugrue the accessibility to these people criticism to my viewpoint on your decision solely on the basis Assistant Business Managers Floyd Goldstein, Audrey Gomez and I'm all for it. After all, to the India Association (Sta- of your perception of the merit, prohibit the use of a facility tesman, April 25). I wish the or lack thereof, of Silverstein's Advertising Director James J Mackin from one type of people is dis- Advertising Artist Paula L Russell critic understood the main research. This gives us students Typesetters Ruth M Ellenberger, Toni Peterson. Kathie Snghi criminatory, right? So why theme of my viewpoint. I be- the message loud and clear: does the sign above the water lieve that charity begins at there is no room at Stony Brook Nows: Diane Beall, lleen Cantor, Lee Cohen, Greg D'Auria, Karen Greenblatt, fountain on the 3rd floor of the home and there is no charity for a professor who devotes Julie Hack, Nancy Hyman, Kevin McNamara, Rani Rosenberg, Martha Rctch- Administration Building, not among the Indian students Schneider, Jennifer Thall, Mitch Wagner. John Wicks, Sophia Wil- enormous amounts of time to ford, Craig 100 feet from the President's here; they are all dispersed in- recruiting minority students cox, Ted Wint Office, read "For Handicapped Arts: Susan Bachner, Rachel Brown, Barry Elkayam, Krin Gabbard, Stephen J. dividuals or groups. Unless and working with them to Garcia, Bob Goldsmnith, Demetria B. Kroustouri. Maggie LaWare, Diane Lunde- People Only"? they are united, and serve first ensure their success once they gaard, Mark Mancini. Carla Pennisi, Pattie Raynor, Jeanine Redo, Alex Rivera, Steven Freed man their own interest, how can are here. There is no room at Arthur Rothschild, Rena Stavrolakes. Magnus Walsh, Sophia Wilcox. Undergraduate Sports: Lawrence Eng. Howie Hershenhom, Howie Levine, Shank Mazonder, they expect to serve the in- Stony Brook for a professor Frank Perugini, Alan Ripka, Craig Schneider. Lis Softano terest of a wider group? This is whose major concerns are edu- Photo: Ranon Gallo, Gary Higgins, Doug Preston, Scott Richter, Annette Sche- Unnecessary a serious social problem. Had cation, world hunger, world nitzki, Will Sinda, Linda Sugrue. Lillian Tom, David Warskowsky. Vandalism this been so easy, there would peace and fighting racism and i Business: Lauretto Altman, Larry James Glode. Kurt Summer, Cary Sun. not have been the occurence of sexism. Frankly, my dear, you To the Editor: the great World Wars, where don't give a damn. fd rdift rprw thc mejory opinionof theEditoril cearand r wrOton by 1 There is something hap- social problems had given rise Concerned Students ore od its fomofs or 9 desigmm. pening in the Electrical Engi- to political problems. Cross- (More letters on page 13M) ^______^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ neering Department now that cultural integration is my aca- I_

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by Mark Neston The B-52's have been around for a long time. I Forever it seems. They were way ahead of their t time...or were they? Starting- in 1979, with their debut album "1B-52's," they were something new. With their Beehive hari- do's and their wacky vocal sound effects, they intro- 1.duced a new style of music to the old rock and roll I"'take a bat and beat your mother" heavy metal sounds that dominated the airwaves at the time. I"Rock Lobster" (the ever-popular dance tune, like - "Shout," that makes people descend onto a filthy dance floor) a bizzare song by "freaks" became a Idance anthem for the "future generation." The B- I52's paved the way for other swinging groups that are now classified as "new wave" or "punk," but all the time wereclassifed as"'danceable rock." Lost and uncategorized, the B's weren't phased. They kept hitting us with such greats (some greater than oth- ers) as "Dance This Mess Around" (they do all six- teen dancesl), "52 Girls" (some radio stations gave away prizes to those who could name all 52), "Strobe Light" (then I'm gonna kiss your pineapples),"Private Idaho" (the potato song), "Party Out of Bounds" (OK - Who ordered Pizza?) and 'Throw That Beat in the Garbage Can." Obviously some caught on better than others. Well, now the B's have a brand new album out. WHAMMYI Yep, Whammy. With the exception of the first, this album is the Whammy of the B's career thus far. Their first was basically a trial; an unpolished version of some extremely promising material. The second, "Wild Planet," was a continuation of the Don't Look Here first, but getting a little better. After 'Wild Planet,' and a long pause, a "'Party Mix" disc was released. 'This contained some of the best from their two No Looking Back albums. Their third real album, "Mesopotamia," was Gerard McMahon a giant step backwards. This one did not do well. But Warner Bros./Full Moon Records now the B-52's are back on the scene in full force. WhammyI by David Birns "Whammy" is a conglomeration of their old fun You've probably never heard of Gerard McMahon, but he's no newcomer to the loving nuttiness and less than bizzare lyrics and music scene. He began his own band and started performing professionally at age cleanly polished music and recording techniques. 13. After several years of nominal success with his group and various musical Fred Schneider has stepped back a little and wisely projects in NY, he joined up with Jackson Browne's touring band as a bassist. After let the two females, Cindy Wilson and Kate Pierson that, he went to LA, formed agroup and in '81 released hisfirst album "Blue Rue" on or ARC Records. The album was not entirely successful. He left ARC Records and joined Warner Bros./Full Moon Records as a solo artist, and produced his second album No Looking Back. The album consists of 10 cuts. The best of which is "You're Wearing My Heart Out." It's a short tune about a guy who's tortured by a girl's lack of compassion. The i song has a good rockin' beat, excellent harmonies, good progressions and the music works well with the lyrics. This tune sounds like a distilled version of the Cars (only not nearly as good). The cut "Nickel Charm Jack" has some merit because of its cool, watery flow and mellow harmonies in each chorus. It's a song about the smooth- . talking fast-acting Jack who has all the show and shine of a new quarter, but comes I cheaper than a dime a dozen at the expense of many a girl's heart. The only other song deserving honorable mention is "When She Was Mine." It's a slow tempo song which McMahon sings in a sort of retrospective speech style. The song itself is about a guy who is realizing the truth of the old saying "you don't know that he's older and he regrets what ya got til its' gone." He got a little bit wiser now - 6 .Ca's m having driven his girl away with his cold emotions. McMahon uses sentimentality 0) The result: instead of and sorrow in an earnest attempt to give the listener something sincere; not commer- take the spotlight this time. so annoying you wish he'd z cial. The kind of thing that can reach us on a level we can relate to. But an attempt is Fred's drone becoming sing, you have the girls all it is because it doesn't quite wash. There's not enough to the lyrics and the musical shut the hell up and learn to That Skirt," an instrumental) to cushion c style does not work well in combination with the lyrics to create the sentiment, the (and "Work overall emotional atmosphere, needed to touch listeners as McMahon tries to do. -the impact a little. us stories with a Perhaps the tune that sticks in the mind the most is Indeed one of his major objectives with this album was to give -^ member significance, songs with lyrical content to which the listener can relate. he "Song for aiFuture Generation. "In it each personal (0 She Was Mine,"' but a similar attempt introduces him/herself and reveals a bit about co didn't quite make it. He came close in "When u> on side one, titled "She's The Woman," is somewhat over written and lacking themselves: es_0 musically. Hey, I'm Fred the Cancerian from New Jersey... I In general, the rest of the album is filler. McMahon's vocal quality is quite similar to ... 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He gets a high mark for effort. not too picky about things making sense, it's real if McMahon can overcome the deficiency in his music style and lyrical content, we 'to listen to. It's good to know that the B-52's have returned, cougSetanother fine addition to the pop rock scene. Itisbecalus of "You're Wearing "dance this mess around." My Heart Out" that shows such potential lurks within McMahon. Otherwise, he'll once again, to disappear like Boston; and for the same reason. 11%-- tox 0*o *o0- *0 *0 .s *o ^

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- 'TarIuffe' Is Just Enough

by David Brooks crowd of theatre goers, who at rine (Lynn Chausow). With her wretched man when Tartuffe se- Moliere'sl 7th century comedy, -times roared with laughter to the saucy backtalk the crowd played duces Elmire. This is where the 'Tartuffe,' performed Saturday follies of the characters. along with their wonderful play- tables turn on Tartuffe, as Orgon in the Fine Arts Center, was a Richard Iglewski as Orgon (the acting. kicks him out of the house, but smashing success. father) gave perhaps one of the Orgon was not the only one only for a short while. The play was performed by the who had a fine performance. The Tartuffe manages to get a hold thespians of John Houseman's finest performances of the ev- entire crew expelled their artistic of incriminating papers about Acting Company, to a large and ening. The audience watched talents onto the stage and acted Orgon and presents them to the overwhelmingly enthusiastic him be irritated by his Maid, Do- out a gut-level performance. Prince of the land. Tartuffe re-

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by Magnus J. Walsh Whether you talk about top soprano's such as Leotine Price of Grace Bumbry, or a pop vocalist like Diana Ross, they share a common denominator in their musical backgrounds - an exposure to their craft at an early age with their experiences in the church. The artist Glenn Jones has a similar background. He began singing in church at the age of four and when he reached 14, he formed an all-male gospel group called The Modulations which went to make records contain- ing inspiration music of the late seventies. Since then, Jones has now come out with his debut solo album Everybody Loves a Winner. This is a big jump into the field of pop music, and part of the reason why he did this is that he wanted to broaden his musical horizon. Obviously, there are many elements of gospel music in his songs. For example, if you take the first cut of the album, "I am Somebody,' there is a close resemblance of the structure of spiritual songs in the harmonic and rhythmical paterns. The best song in this album is "Thank You for the Love." This song is quite a contrast to the others since it is more melodic. Jones is emotionally involved in this selection, which adds a lot of color. These songs are for the younger generation.

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Perez, who sounds a nals. they have performed regu- Ibit like Zebra's lead singer Rygel VI, named after larly on Long Island and in IRandy Jackson, and looks the brightest star in the New York City. Their act on 4somewhat like Mick Northern Hemisphere, this particular night con- ,Jagger (if he doesn't mind played classic songs by sisted of approximately 26 1mne comparison) wisnes The Who, Rush, Van original and five copy 1them the best of luck. "It's a Halen and Jimi Hendrix. numbers. - about time that a Long lFORT KNOX MINI STORAGE They displayed a keen flair "In the two years that Island club band makes it rSERVING: * HAPPAUGE * PATCHOGUE * BAYSHORE * ISLIP for "covering" - they we've been going under like they are. They worked BABYLON * HUNTINGTON * PT. JEFFERSON * STONY BROOK ARNS gave the illusion that they the name of Broken hard, and they pulled it off. 700 SOLID CONCRETE UNITS ON GROUND LEVEL were whatever band they Arrow, we've done mostly We're coming to the same FOR * CARS * TRUCKS * BOATS * TRAILERS * OFFICE EQUIP. pretended to be. For every our own stuff," Perez crossroads that they were * FILES * FURNITURE * HOUSEHOLD GOODS band that they did a few says. "I write the lyrics for at. If we keep going in the FIREPROOF - NO STEPS TO CLIMB songs like, there was one 1960 VETERANS MEMORIAL HWAY. most of them, but the same direction we're CENTRAL ISLIP.. _ 5 Z 7 7 8t member of Rygel VI who whole band contributes a going in now, we might acted as the lead-singer of great deal." make it. No, we should : the group that was being As Broken Arrow per- make it." J covered. Edgar Betan- formed on the lower level court, rhythm guitarist of Roth Cafeteria, an equal E~~ff57-LIE v. wLE s , ,N.v, . iw. and lead singer of Rygel number of people were "Think positive,'" says VI, looks like Roger Daltry upstairs listening to a DJ. Murphy, "be more asser- STUDENT SPECIAL did in the movie "Tommy."' "You can never please tive. We're a heart and His voice sounds very .everybody," Perez said. soul rhythm and blues close to Daltrey's, and in ""But we have to do what band, We can do it. We'll some of the six Who songs we do, -because cover make it.' - performed, he spun his music is basically a dead Although Zebra's album microphone through the end. Sure, they get the is all original material, - - FPER-MONTH air by its cord, just as Dal- attention of the people in they earned their status by j trey always does. They are the crowd, but they can being a Led Zeppelin copy the - epitome of cover never make a name for band. 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"If you want to make it,"" CENTRAL ISLIP 582-9778 to Zebra, which features a Maybe if we're doing a Perez says, "then you've EXff 57-UE lv ESO CM VES MY place that we've done a got to believe in yourself. If Robert Plant carbon copy few times before, where you do, then you've won - Randy Jackson. That _ the people know us, we'll half the battle. The rest is was the only reason they made it. Just like "Beatle- r------COUPON------bring out more of our origi- just luck." nals. Right now it's really mania" - if The Beatles tough to get booked at all. were still around, who We're reputed to be a copy Broken Arrow has deve- would bother to see a Bea- band. We don't try to pass loped a lot of followers, tles copy band. A copy of ourselves off as imitations and they believe they have The Stones or The Who Lee Pre-was e! of the groups we do, but also caught the attention couldn't make it the same we do try very hard to of a few major record lab- way, not as long as those Jeans $ 1 799 sound 'just right." els. In about a month, they groups are still around."' As Broken Arrow works Sold elsewhere $26.00 " : Rygel VI accomplishes will go into a studio and Nwith coupon EDWARD ALAN expires 5/18/83 sc their way to stardom, with that. They put a lot of record their own album, _ mm__-- mm MICOUPON--- m c enthusiasm into their per- which they say will be pre- songs like "Undercover formance. They act a lot ceded by a four-song EP. Lover" and others already iMEMBERS ONL Y ;j like The Who; Dean Laza- 'We have sponsors who catching attention, they rus, the keyboard player, believe in us,"' Perez said. will continue to play local did a lot of high leaping "Theyare funding our first gigs, like their weekly j when it was his turn to album, which will be Thursday night appear- $ct$3 999'.i| under our own, independ- ance at the Mad Hatter. play the guitar. "I would Iwath coupon EDWARD ALM expires 5/18/83 ; have smashed my key- ent label. Maybe, once the Rygel VI can be seen at clubs in Queens, like board,' he admitted, "but right people have heard it, YTo wn EER pay |at the band wouldn't let me."' it will be bought by a big POETS. They expect to s return to somewhere j6894588 Mon., Tues., Wed., Sat. 106 $ At the end of their last record company. 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By Tara Klein it was he and not Kohn who was running the pro- meetings without telling me. From its inception, the DCP in Kelly was plagued gram. As soon as this was revealed to me, Kohn prohi- Using the most insidious trick he knew, Kohn found with problems. However, they weren't insoluble ones bited me from seeing Matthews unless I cleared it a way to replace me before I even returned from In- had they been dealt with. Instead they were left un- with him. tersession on the grounds I had missed a meeting. The checked by the coordinator Brian Kohn. By failing to My last option, then, was to see the vice coordinator. catch? I couldn't attend meeting he neglected to tell rectify remedeable problems he created permanent Kohn refused this request, as well. He did so on the me was taking place. In addition, he didn't even con- ones. His negligence fostered an unproductive climate grounds that she was hired as extra baggage, cheap sult me to find out which workers deserved a promo- that hindered progress in Kelly. The inability he exhi- labor and was only there to assist him with the menial tion to supervisor. So, instead of choosing a deserving bited in this area characterized his overall approach jobs. With everyone in charge and at the same time no worker he hired the newest worker who was not only to such matters. one in charge, Kohn effectively left Kelly to fend for on the verge of being fired but was presently on Kohn and I seemed to lock horns whenever I itself. Following this, things got worse... probation. brought a problem to his attention or offered advice For two months paychecks were held up and Kohn Basically, my article is written in response to the hoping to improve the program. He failed to address offered no explanations. I then proceeded to fight one printed in the Press in which Kohn painted an both preferring to leave everything stagnant and un- with him to get him to agree to give the workers an intolerably false and inaccurate picture of what resolved. In addition, he often stood in my way whe- advance. After reaching agreement, however, he dis- "really" happened in Kelly. It would be an understate- never I attempted to find someone willing to act. regarded the list I gave him. Consequently giving .ment to say that I neither favor nor share his view on Conflicts first arose concerning the lack of rules in money to those not requesting it and denying it to the matter. In addition, I don't take kindly to the way the program. Kohn hadn't the vaguest idea of what those needing it His insensitivity to the needs of the Kohn managed to abdicate himself of responsibility the reponsibilities were for the coordinator, supervi- workers bothered me. But when Kohn revealed to me and in effect implicate the Kelly crew for what sors or workers. He did, however, contrive a set of that he was getting paid all along, while we "worked occured. "whim rules" which he made up and were subject to for free" I was furious. Having been supervisor, it is my contention that change whenever he felt like it. This was no way to Rather than let the quad suffer because Kohn and I Kohn maliciously and intentionally tried to under- run a program. So, I suggested he compose a co- couldn't work together, I resigned. However, neither mine our efforts as well as purposely attempt to inca- herent, consistent set to replace his. Despite my dili- the coordinator or the vice coordinator seemed able to pacitate and emasculate the program in Kelly. gence, he remained impervious to my advice. He run it and Kelly soon collapsed. Hotline received an However, this was averted by a Kelly crew that was refused to undertake the responsibility. His procrasti- enormous amount of complaints. Concomitant to this undoubtedly top notch! Instead of pointing fingers of nation forced us to follow his disorganized, inefficient was Kohn's obsession with an office someone prom- blame at them, Kohn should be praising them for the "rules." My only recourse was to see someone else. ised him. Despite his dual responsibility as DCP coor- fine work they do. Their job is neither pleasant nor However, Kohn kept insisting he had no superiors. It dinator and Hotline employee he habitually refused to easy. Yet every day in rain, sleet, and snow (and some- was inconceivable that such an important program appease callers because he didn't have an office. He times even without pay) they're out there. The Kelly existed devoid of administrative management. Kohn assured me, however, that he'd mitigate the problems crew deserves a lot of credit. The coordinator, on the finally admitted that Gary Matthews, [assistant di- as soon as he was given an office. Reinstated 10 days other hand, deserves to be exposed for the grossly in- rector of Residence Life], was his superior, but imme- later, I attempted to pick up the pieces. Following competant, inefficient, disorganized, inept, irrespon- diately qualified it. He maintained that Matthews this, Kohn refused me information, neglected to tell sible individual he has amply demonstrated, to me, was "only" his boss and didn't "really" handle the pro- me about rule changes within the quad, lied to me that he can be. gram. However, I later found out from Matthews that about procedures and went on to schedule and cancel (The writer is an undergraduate.)

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I1 next yeer try lb always-Juli School Don't cutthroat too mcuh And 14 and we'll moo eveyone net yewr ae- to be as good as this but I know it can t Summer. I bw ye-Ter come to visit us peon's Congratulations not goodby *t' Jlust o cilty Angel & Pat who re leaving us, Love you guys-Mike "The Men DEAR TODD-Its kdtl Lowve-Jen ERN-To snWur. pineapple_ suntsts at lon. You ar a vry specill frend. Love Good luck) Come vait C-3. Lov-L &L 2 df LAURETTE-Thanks for staying al the SBS. cherdon, STAMINA and mot stw -Jube 31 LUCILE-Thonks for putting up with friendeship. I love y erd meh you DEAR TOMMY-WeI vou tinally made .I way through You better thnk of a better 09 Otl to me guya. I've roecoted it Good luck heath and htapneas Love etys-w DEAR SETH-You are always in my could imkgine how happy you wre going to way for nest Vrs bollings.-You know with everything. n you're ever in Sche- Teni my drem$ I mlISS ou be on graduation day Sut I can't help feetl- who thoughts and in noctaft. plose visit-Th girt from Wa- (a love-Juli ig unhappy about you re leaving You CD very much All my Ion's Mounten MADELINE-I could syyou O1e me er mde my Stony Brook I love you nd I -CWA VALERIE-ft's been two wr of leerang ythint bdut you e me morel Sm"e -Dr RAitZ-I love you very olre dy rm yovuend I can t wet till we're CHARUE ODEAR TONY-From one totally neurotc end gwowing. Don't la "them take awey weve got j es Love aIwsJ Den thwn you for the bto 2 e"e of logether this summr I Bu you. P S. much person to onewhothtinks he snot. Hpr whet _weetneea romains Good luck. See a(nd of Conor f>. my life AweyS romember My 14 birthdyllf Trying to trick me tiocneh ng ye in LA. tha summerl-Roeene TO THE WONDERFUL, brght and emi- worrY course Aug 16-ohbbyt)-Oont pnuemonis on Froday nrght wil not keep irntld ent l Lynne FXzoo-Gre pobOne B do them -Thenks for bout the dshes I'ln MICHELLE-Let mr ice your worm freh me out of the sunl I can test the Fronch DEAR AMY-Congratulatoonsl Good luck In P-Chem end one A in BeIochm E$en- Love a great blrthdey Happy Annrersery ckel loveb vou now &ovwey Regardsto toast nowI Hve a greet birthday Lo- in Mod School 11M mia youl Lov- atan her you comle Love-Shew (you it" E6M T *.J *lwys-Moe NI and L"cue-Peter JuNO Loreen

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STACEY LEE-t's bee* wonderful yew DEAR MIKE-It's been West thaw pea TO MY FRIDAY 0:30 shf-You ouyo ore TER-Now I think we've gm It. Cin you DE^R DA a for coming to and* half. And I have learned from you fhree weeks, thak to Vow get person- grew. Even with hng-overs wee it miake, arnhe roundr-H.B. Sony Brock. It wouldntat h n the that if two people really core for -eh ality andwnos of humo. I really Ila 1twough the somewer. Novo a g t sam WOWn wou.This own r w other that much they defy allodds *nd beig with youLov-Evn n(OhCynthia surmer.-Love your C.C. COR-Wait for me this summeron your funl Next semesler wel study Love- find* way tostick tooepr. I know that sfys Hil) beach. I'm ridin in with nermaids to Your bee friendl Gremlin nat year will be a new beginning for both DEAR AUDREY-After four months, you keep you in my resch.-Soth of us but I hope it's jut the first stop POOH-Wishing you the bow 19 anyone have become a very special part of myfie. SILLY OL' BEAR-The low six month Happy toward the rest of our five. You've shared can er hao. Hope111 be agood part of it. Someone for whom I have very worm and JASON-Way down yonder there's a have bon (e a dronm come true. in many of my bow*nd worst moments in Love you very much. Your pal- loving feelings for. Let's keep a greatthing place called gred school. Just a top pet Anniversary baby. I love you.-Your the pat and becmuse of you I know that I Mushmouse going. Love-L.arry the Brook but it's hard to tell.-Good Kitten can always cherish them with you. luck-Breuer There's room for only one gir in my heart GINAkJESSIE, Marise-Thank you for AlANA-4n Syrs. of friendship we've THANKS STUDENTS, Faculty and Staff and I know that I've found her. I'm not making my last year the mot memorable shared everythg from A to Z. Can we tie JASON-Just as an RA. we're sorry to who partiipated in efforts at presenting letting you go. Love always and forever- one. I'm going to min all of you. We'll shoelaces, got unparched buy a beautiful say it may be tough to miss you but as out first Arts and Craft Exhibit focusing Michael keep in touch. I love you all.-Margarette piece of fish, go to Century &Townhouse of those friends who we figured would on campus talents. thanks S*waa, to practe penmanship? Good luck with ltay to the end what do we do without Roland, Donny, Yvette, Linde, Lucy, Eric. HAND 321, TO the graduals: Al, John, LIZ-Who would adopt a red-headed the aperu &NYU-I'll miss you III You're you?- Live kwn &love it. Your poes-The Rosalie. Patrick, SlIouka, Gum, Donald, Ted, Andrew and Ron-t's been my first fendlike you? Besides, you haw the ten- a beautiful friend& person. Love ys- Brew, Purple, the Stud, Schweitz, Buffalo Gue, John, H.S.O. C.S.O., A.S.O., semester here and your last, thanks for dency to hang the phone up on my Denise Bob, Fink, Chinless, and the A-3 recruits AA.S.O., Laeo, EmilbAdams, G.S.O. and the help along the way. Good luck in the roommate. (you broke them in well) av ryone participating-Sandra and future.-Mike ER-in these pot few months I found a Carolyn PAM-1 know you're not a slob. It's just special friend A peon to share time TO MY HUGGABLE Bear-I hope we go CHERYL. ANN and Madeline request the that you are very, very moesy. Thanks for with. Looking forward to Central Parkand on smilingat each other for a long time.- LIZ-1 caught yout You had some nerve presence of all their frierde (foreign and cleaning my dirty pot and remember, the Disneyland (who knowsl) 1'11 miss you in Your Little Kitten tring to stel Je Caponi from Nencyl American) at low bash/ graduation nemttime your bed is mossy, don't sloop Sept., but always remember 'You & I' Mft party/ barbecue on Sat., May 21 at 3 PM on minel (Only kidding) Schmecky) Lowe y-Denise DEAR MARK or should I say SNAKE?-4 SUITEES-Laughter, triumphs, defets, at Ann's house. If directions needed,see wish you all the bee in Harvard and in struges-You were there for me. AN of Cheryl (you know, Foreign Student DEAR MATT-Have a grpt summer and SR OF L Congrats. I can't belie" someone everything you do. You've been a great you have bon true friends and a big influ- Officel) Last forewells to be said good luck witrh school next year. Love- who is hardof hering finally made it. Yes, friend- ni relv missyou. I love ya- ence in my life. May the world bring you The gong Thursday 1900-2400 I do care and love you. Goodluck and be Aimless every happiness you desire. Love SUPPORT YOUR local Original Rock careful. Love-Toots always-Mish Band. See Ibex-Matt "The Cat" and DEAR MAUREEN-Thanks for everything 0'NEILL E-1 -To the most together hall Harry Mosten at February's May 31. Mo. Lookingfoward to seeing you over MANJU-It's grot knowing youl Them on camus: You're the bet bunch of peo- DEAR NANCY-Here's to...non-stop Tickets*3.00 6-4224. the summer. Good luck with finals. Keep for spicing mylif a up. Stop eating so much ple an R.A. could ever ask forl 'll cherish laughter. Round Robins, getting off the in touch. Love always-Celeste ppes I love youl-Roseanne the memories on E-1 and I'H always track, "come on guys," "It seems as DON'T MISS THE Senior Champagne remember how proud I've been to a" that though your feeling pressurred Toast, Saturday, May 21et, your lost DEAR EL-(My sometimes roommate)- JOHN KELLER-Thanks for helping me in you're my haill Come vistat Gershwin Ibeca...," the pizza wo nwr ordered, chance to party at Stony Brook.rockets in Happy graduationlll I'm gonna miss yall music. I was totally lot in that class. nextstmeor. Bet of luck to Eileenl fantasy trips,and the BEST TA we ever Union, Room 266. Remember: Gray, 7-11 after a party, Those compositions were horrible. Haw a You'll doagretjobon F-21[Jkie E-1 wi had How about Sunday the1 Sth, 6 PM drunken arguments, Marios, trying to find great summerl Love-- ne never be the some without youlBuena for dinner? With love-Diane, Stu, Abby, SAY WOT71 You haven't been down to Tao Bell, your gym class, and some other suertel Lots of love-Seth Mark, Anya, Vic Linda, Ursula, Marie, SCOOP Record's fabulous cltarance sale things you'd kill me for if they were prin- DEAR MARK-It's finally time for what and Bob yet? We're liquidating our stock- Prices ted... f only you were here more oftenf 1 you've been waiting for- Graduation- I JENNIFER-Thanks for always being areso low it'sscandalousl Better got here Soo ya Monday. Love-Haley am very proud of you and of what you therel We've shared some good times CAROLE, PATTI, Karlbi, Ursula-You're quick before the goods are gone. Open 'til have accomplished I kno # you will do together, even if a couple were when I the bet suitemates anyone could ask for. the end of finals M-F, 11 -5 in the Union DEAR BILL-How happy can one person jut as wel in Graduate Scr.-ol as you was "whimping out" in an attempt to runt Have a great summer, you deser" it.- underground be? The times I spend with you are the have done here. This yewr has been my I'll miss you next yearl Bet of luckat Karen most precious times I have. I will always bet year at Stony Brook because you Kings Pointl Anchors awayl Love-B3th DON'T MISS the Senior Champagne remember the beautiful flowers you have been part of it. I know well make the ALL STONY Brook men are invited to Toast, Saturday, May 21 st. Your lost bought for me on Valentine's day...our best of next yer (justthink, we'H be tan all TO MY FAVORITE Italian-Thanks for CHANTALE'S wild and crazy birthday chance to party at Stony Brook.riakets in lasagna dinner on March 14- our own year round) You'remy bet friend as well helping make this pessed year so special. party Tuesday, May 17 t8:00DPM, Stage Union 266. Valentine's day...St. Patty's dayat the as my boyfriend. I love you very much- You mean a lot to mel Got psyched for XWID219. R.S.V.P. Chantale 6-8922. Checkmate Inn...our Sunday drives to the Happy Graduati-Love forever-Geri summer in "Roch-ster" and vacation in FOX-THIS IS it, countdown to gradua- pond- m "learning" how to drive, but Troyl Love-Beth (P.S. i Ouiero tu cuerpol DEAR DEB-ft's definitly bn quite the tionl How could I lot my roomie graduate staIling instad...Berlin...the night at MY DARLING Fieldnouse-You've given P.S.S. Happy 21st Birthdayl) experiencel the graveyard, the pub, refer- without one personal. Always remember: Chandler's...the Mad Hatter...Tuey's...R.- me so much besides material things I ence, resiewdub, my favorite: cup, plant, Eggs with ketchup at four in the morning, I N.H...TheBridge...The day we stole Asby's love my diamonds and all the roses you've ELIZABETH-You've become a very spe- perqs), but mot of all your my favorite feel like Heather Weber, The Bermuda sauce and te Davidrs Cookies- "they ever sent me, but there are the other cial friend and you've been a fbntastic room-maul your the bet[ I think I'll keep Stroller, I'm so depressed, Dominos, all- have them in the Mail now"...going lte- things that mean so, so much tomo. The roommate Here's to: wine and Domino's. ya. Stupid natural hazards our pauper nighters, late phone bills, your drive to night "food-shopping" at Pathmark- way you look at me when you think I'm not sappy songs, and ourlte night/ early life, me bouncing checks and keeping you Benedict, hot Dr. Pepper, road tripl, ..."stop. jut sop...Going to Burger looking. our walks in the woods together, morning talks. Remember: P.Y.T., - I up all night, but why was I saying that? Watch it therel, jumping the fence at Sleaze..All the times we spent together, rubbing my backwhev Iwaent playing Quiero tu cuerpol" Love and peace-Beth Anyway... Goodbye o alttl Looking for- Waterloos, I haveto moisturize, nowwhat ' all the moments we shared, all the wond- the tape I want even if we already listened ward to more grat tim I love you- can I et*1, Park Bench, and of course our erful memories I'll have, make me so to it twice before (am Istill cose minded PAUL-O.K.. Pal, all forms of abuse, both Corey (P.S. Plosse don't bring beer back very colorful and forever neat room, I happy that, Bill. I jut had to tell you I love about music?) Folding our laundry mental and physical, are to be put aside nertyar.) know, you'llclean it up later. I'm really you and I'm going tomiss you. 'With you together, telling me I don't nd tow farting today (how are my verbs?, This is gonna miss you a lotkLove always-Kitch in my life, they'll never be another"...Just any make-up, the fact that you want to just to wish you a fantatic birthday and to ICH-You're a prep and you know it. you and 1. Forever and ever yours- spend every minute with me. what more tell you that I thinkyou're a pretty specal Happy Birthday anywa<. Your only JOIN US FOR a champagnetool There KERRIE (P.S. It is that gretl) can I say? j rme twt are we having person. Love-Me (next timeI'll cook and friend.Ha. He. Loveable will be a celebration hold in your honor, for dinner7?) Love-Your little rabbit foo- .do the dishest) including a buffet dinner and a bar wih TO ALL MY KIid-Thanx for being the foo GIRLS AGES 10 TO 16: Met sciting two complimentary drinks on Saturday, greatest litter of sick puppies and for put- UMMY-We wont For now and forever, people and make aer money toot Work May 21 st in the Union Ballroom from 9 ting up with my motherly advice. Hato a MIKE-4 met you in the TV room and I mn I'll follow you*nywere CA and the for Ken's Executive Escort and Modeling PM-3 AM. The cost of this gata event is fantastic summer and I love you alIl- you at the St Brook Inn, where else worldl I lve you lots.-UMMY , Sevke. Call Kan t KL"914. $10.00. Tickets re available in thoOtfice Mom (Debbles) XOXOXO (P.S. Does can I meet you?-Andrea of Student Activities, Union. Room 266. anyone dance on tables.) DEAREST POOKIE- -No, mate Vwat, Congratulations cla_ of'831 i~~ .- ~ ~ I~ I M pleose remember that I love you. 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Houston-It was either breaking his parents' heart or turning pro, so Akeem Olajuwon, Phi Slama Jamma's 7- : :: foot center, said no to the National Basketball Association and will play his junior year at the University of Houston. Still a question mark, however, is Cougar teammate Clyde Drexler, a junior forward, who has indicated his decision may not come before Saturday- the deadline for under- classmen to declare their eligibility for the NBA draft on June 28. Houston Coach Guy Lewis said he talked to Drexler early this week and "he pretty much told me that he was coming back. But I get the feeling that it's still touch-and-go with him either way. I kind of doubt that he even knows what he's doing to do." The league said it would not release its list of early-entry draft names until next week, but so far at least three top undergraduates have decided to turn pro. Ennis Whatley, Alabama's All-Southeastern Conference 6-foot-3 point guard, said Wednesday he wanted to "reach out and grab" the chance to play in the NBA now, forfeiting his last two years of eligibility. On May 3, two top juniors in the Big Ten, Derek Harper of Illinois and Russell Cross of Purdue, became the first undergraduates to announce that they gave up their remaining college eligibility to join the NBA. Harper is a 6-4 guard, and Cross, a 6-10 center. Olajuwon's decision to stay at Houston, and perhaps lead it to the NCAA Final Four for the third straight year, was to be announced Thursday at the school. But he jumped the gun and told all Tuesday night. "I can announce it right now," Olajuwon said. "It was a very hard decision. But my parents want me to stay in school. And they were the main part in my decision. I'm not going to disappoint them. "When I say I'm staying in school, that means I'm not going to enter the NBA draft this year," he said. Olajuwon averaged 20 points and 13 rebounds in five NCAA playoff games and was named Most Valuable Player in this year's championship, which the Cougars lost to North Carolina State, 54-52, on a last-second dunk when Olajuwon was caught out of position. Drexler has said it would be in Olajuwon's best interests to return to college. "He needs the maturity, I think. Another year in college

: would really help him as a person," Drexler said. : Olajuwon said money was never a factor in his thoughts. ::: : :: "My parents have enough money to provide me anything I 0 ::0; - need while I'm in college," he said. "Every basketball nlnuar lAroamQ Af n~lArino in tkhp NRA hut it will still be I player urlcaiiio Ui p{jitjjIg III t1rv; COV», »v>>* I as.I* CO l a ia I 0%9-^ ^1 there., ,'- if you «-11look -l« *rILDack - 1 sometimes, at- all_n1 4-.Itne - money anu everything, you might think you missed it. But I can do it again," he said. Bossy to Play Tonight Edmonton, Alberta-Mike Bossy looked as if he'd just played a full seven-game Stanley Cup final- in one night. Bossy, the sharpshooting right wing of the New York Is- landers who leads all National Hockey League playoff goal- scorers with 15, is suffering from tonsillitis. He missed his team's impressive 2-0 victory over the Edmonton Oilers in Tuesday's opener of the best-of-seven series but appeared as if he'd played every minute of it. Which, in a sense, he did. "It was nerve-racking to watch." said a gray-faced Bossy yesterday as the three-time defending champions prepared for practice, which Bossy would skip. "I sat on my bed in the hotel room and watched the game and saw how hard we were trying to protect that lead. "We were playing it tight and I don't know if my not playing had anything to do with that" Bossy expects to play in Thursday's second game. "With Mike out of the lineup, it takes away one dimension of what we can do," said Bryan Trottier. one of the stars of Game 1. Trottier spent nearly 45 minutes on the ice. taking virtually every faceoff in the Islanders' zone and frus- trating the potent Oiler attack. "But I don't think there was § a reaction by us to Mike's not playing. We all knew the job m en on hand. Just because we knew there would be no Mike, we didn't say, 'Oh My God, it's the end of the world.'" Instead, z the Islanders used a terrific effort by the defense and the U) -4 backchecking forwards and the magnificent work of goalie Billy Smith. "We've had shutouts before," said Islanders s defenseman Stefan Persson. who along with Denis Potvin, Tomas Jonsson. Ken Morrow and Dave Langevin was out- 10 standing. "But I don't think we've ever had to work harder CO for one, especially Smitty." co C Indeed, the Oilers felt they had played well even though they were shut out for the first time since March 23, 1981, - when Smith also blanked them here. 5-0. "We felt we should have won the game." said Oilers defenseman Paul Coffey, cc whose puck control and swift skating led the Edmonton assault on the impenetrable Smith. Coffey thought the Oilers' layoff- they were idle a week after sweeping Chi- cago to win the Campbell Conference crown- was a signifi- cant factor. ,1 ;

AL______^ Edwards and Bender Win Aw ardIs Tom Edwards, Jan Bender, Judy Christ and Fred Kemp were presented with the Annual Statesman awards at the athletic dinner held last week. Each year he sports editors at Statesman chose two Athletes and wo coaches on a basis of outstanding performance and sportsmanship. In his one year at Stony Brook, Edwards has gained national prominence in the track world. He is by all means a world class athlete, and this summer he will have the opportunity to compete internationally. Edwards is a viable candidate for the 1984 American olympic team. Bender has had an outstanding career as a swimmer at Stony Brook with 10 All-American awards. This spring she was a member of the Stony Brook cycling team and again performed admirably. The coaching awards were presented to Christ and Kemp. Christ is the women's softball coach, and Kemp, the men's football coach, will guide the Patriots throuirh their first Division III season come fall. Tom Edwards - SB Rugby Players Close Out Season

By Alan Ripka tion has given the team a sense of The Stony Brook Rugby team ended fraternity. their third season of play last Saturday The first half of the season started losing to St. John's University 22-16. with Stony Brook winning two out of Stony Brook made an excellent showing their first five games. They then went on considering six starting players were to defeat C.W. Post College and Down- unable to play. state Medical Center. The following Throughout the entire season injury week proved successful with the Pats has plagued the rugby team. Starting taking a Bronze medal in the presti- players like Paul Truskolaaki, Marc gious Wagner Tournament sponsored Ragin and Michael Cash have all been by Miller Beer. subject to injuries which refrained them The latter part of the season went from giving their all. Alan Ripka and downhill for the Ruggers. They lost Mathew Donald broke their legs during three in a row to Iona, University, St. regular season play, keeping them out of Johns and Kings Point College. the lineup. The season is now over, but the parties Although the Ruggers have had many will never come to an end. The team misfortunes, their confidence and finished the season with a 5-7 record. morale have continued to get stronger. Stony Brook Ruggers in action. Everyone on the team seemed very "We are no longer an unorganized little pleased with the final outcome and are league. We are a powerful collegiate -Michael Richards, Bob Brooks, Tommy such as Alan Hirschman and Frank looking toward to next semester's fall rugby team, with a successful future Corroll and Alex Eli have excellent Danielle have been an inspiration to the season. Coach Bill Mann said, "We had a ahead of us," said starting prop Neil athletic ability and determination to Stony Brook rugby team throughoutthe great year. Everyone on the team had a Waldman. First season players like play and win. Other first season players season. Theirdetermination anddedica- great time, including myself." Patriots -an Head to Meet in Finals By Howard S. Hershenhorn turned on everything they had. With only five minutes scored agains as George Tasolides added another goal The pit hockey playoffs heated up yesterday with left in the game, Ian Wienberg took a 25-foot shot and that hit the goalie and trickled in. The period ended two thrilling semi-final games. The Patriots and Head put it past Patriot goalie Sean Levchuck. Two minutes with Head leading 3-1. O gained the right to meet in the championship series. later, Pits Jan Davies sent another slap shot into the As the third period opened, D-3 dominated play as The Patriots defeated the Pits 3-2 while Head downed Patriot goal. This brought the score to 3-2 with a min- Scott Sherwood blasted a shot past Head goalie Jim a Langmuir D-3 5-4 in overtime. ute and a half to play. The Pits kept the pressure on, Brown. D-3 continued taking shot after shot, but they ^- In the first round of the playoffs Tuesday afternoon sending shot after shot at the Patriots. intensity and couldn't put the puck past Brown. Head's Skelton then S the Langmuir D-3 team (7-3) defeated the Clash (also enthusiasm couldn't provide the third goal needed to took a shot off a faceoff and drove it past Roccaro for his 2 7-3) by a score of 5-1. The win advanced them to yester- tie the contest. "All season we played our hearts out, we second goal of the day. With less than five minutes to J' day's semi-final game. The Pits (8-2) also advanced on came up just one short in the end," commented Pits play, D-3Ss Warren Legsiere tipped a Sherwood slap Tuesday to the next round when they beat the center Ben Marsh, who scored an overtime goal in the shot past Brown. D-3's intense play continued. Down 3 Strangers 2-1 in overtime. quarter final game. by only one goal with under two minutes left in the Is The semi-finals began yesterday in the G-Quad pit The second semi-final game matched the Head (8-1- game, Sherwood blasted another slap shot and John z The first game matched the two teams tied for first 1) against Langmuir D-3. 'It was one of the best games Sartorius tipped it in to tie the game and force an < place in the National Conference, the Pits and the of the season," commented one of the estimated 200 overtime period. 2 Patriots. fans. With both teams knowing that all it would take to as The first period was even with both sides unable to Both teams came out playing hard-hitting solid make it to the championship was one goal, they played g score. The Patriots turned it on in the second period hockey. Head scored first when John O'Shea took a their hearts out. The sudden death period began with 'A when Shane Cuber scored on a tip in front of the crease. 15-foot wrist shot which went past D-3 goalie Tom very even play until Skelton took a break-away and A few minutes later the Patriots Paul Violino passed to Roccaro. The first period took a toll on Head when they drew the puck around Roccaro and flicked it into the Greg Kwas who blasted a shot from the right side of the lost their captain Wayne Rosenberg to a shoulder open net, giving Skelton a hat trick. D-Ts veteren net pas Pits goalie Joe Rosella. The second period injury. But Head's Paul Skelton rocketed a 40- foot slap Andy Berato said the game involved "Two even teams , ended 2-0 in favor of the Patriots shot past Roccaro, and the first period ended 2-0 Head that just played their hearts out." 0 The Patriots continued to dominate play into the As the second period opened. D-3's Mike Doroski flipped the puck in front of the right side of the net for The winners advanced to the championship round of the third period as Kwas delivered his second goal their first goal of the night. The period went on with which begins tomorrow with the first of the game of the bestof-three series. day on a 30-foot slap shot. Instead of giving up, the Pits both teams checking hard and playing evenly. Head