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'Ull °Vi The Miami 1© Hurricane et;os ** F F I C I A L STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY 0 F MIAMI gin* } • VOLUME 9 CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, NOVEMBER 27, 1935 NUMBER 10

thHt 'do% MIAMI FACES BOSTON U. IN HOMECOMING TILT Homecoming Week Opens With Miami Sends "Love and Kisses" to Boston Powerful Terrier Eleven Meets 50R \ Pep Rally and Parade In Miami; f Hurricanes In Intersectional ^BAl, ;. Alumni Dance Week's Highlight Game At Stadium Friday Night hus j Miami Biltmore Country Club Is Scene of Big Dance; Fraternities and Sororities to Enter Parades- Invaders End Difficult Schedule Under New Coach; Hurricanes !ther 2j Open House For Fraternal Groups Point For Third Consecutive Victory; Injured

*0* ,; Tubbsmen Return to Lineup 1(W. i The University of Miami's Homecoming Week-end will open se tajfwith a blare of trumpets and much fanfare on Wednesday The University of Miami will entertain the Boston University ie ^vening, when a pep meeting will be held at the Bayfront Park at a gridiron "tea party" for the first time, at the Miami Stad­ eport | at 7 p.m. This will be followed by a parade through Miami. ium on Friday evening at 8 p.m. This intersectional battle will This pep meeting and parade will be the Hurricanes second bid for national recognition. rticipatn £°rtli also officially open the Miami Festival U Spindrift" Is Third This game is thtne wind-uwina-up oofr a Football Week, which will be held Frosh Tag Day To long and arduous schedule for the for the first time. Plans are being Offering of Players Terriers, who have faced such strong formulated to make this Festival Reimburse Owner of elevens as Boston College, Brown, IVeek an annual affair. and Rutgers. Boston College is one matd Play Is Scheduled For Dec. 11; ithin j Raided Lumber Pile of the strongest grid aggregations in [ Thursday will be "get-together Opal E. Motter Will Direct "land. the East, having whipped Michigan flay" on the University campus. Re­ State 18-6*. Boston University dipped <* result Blunder Unknown to Freshmen unions will take place in every se- On December 11 and 12, the its colors to Boston College 25-6, but outs Students Until Meeting ii questered nook. In the evening, all dramatics department will offer its held the victors even in yards gained | of the fraternities are holding "Open third presentation of the season, Yesterday from scrimmage. s^y. House" for students, alumni and "Spindrift," a comedy by Martin The Hurricanes will be out for guests. Flavin. It will be directed by Mrs. At a special meeting of the fresh­ their third consecutive victory, and n Opal E. Motter. man class yesterday, it was unani­ are riding the crest of a wave. Bos­ Competition for prizes for the best The theme of the play is the con­ mously decided by repentant students ton, with the best grid squad in its floats entered will enliven the parade stant and eternal human sorrow and to hold a Tag Day for the purpose history is certain to be the best from the Miami Court House on Fri­ frustration. Each character in the of raising funds to pay for damage coached team that will face the Or­ day at 3:30 p.m. All of the frater­ play represents some different form done by over-zealous first year men. ange, Green and White during 1935. nities and sororities are entering of pain and hindrance; there is Pop­ Spurred on and threatened by sev­ Weakened by injuries and batter­ Hoats in an effort to garner these pa Witbeck, by Paul Pencke; Mr. eral upperclassmen, the freshmen ings received in the two victories, Baizes presented by Miami merchants. Payne, by Bill Robertson; Mrs. raided a lumber pile belonging to a the Hurricanes will be fully rested The University Band will lead the Payne, by Charlotte King; Mr. Watts The University upon learning of the demise of the Boston University's prominent citizen of Coral Gables for this important Homecoming tussle. parade of students and civic organ­ by Maxwell Marvin; Mariana, by Terrier decided to present the Northerners with a new mascot, "Love and added it to the enormous pile of Scrimmage and hard work has been and Kisses," who you can see is an alligator. The two Miami co-eds izations. Teresa Hester; Boots by Sylvia Lip- materials making up the bon-fire be­ held to a minimum by Coach Tubbs' caressing the pet are: Louise Arnott (left), and Dorothy Tison. I The high spot of the Week-end ton; Bunny, by Virginia Hastings; fore the Rollins game last Thursday in an effort to have his team in shape. Hyill be reached on Friday evening. Konrad Brandes by Sidney Cassel; night. The Bean-eaters, who will stage a ^Boston University will meet the Hur- Francis Doremy by William Probas­ FOOTBALL SUBSIDIZING FAVORED Their mistake was unknown to work-out in Charleston, S. C. tonight, will present a center trio that is re­ ficanes on the Miami Stadium grid- co; Peter Doremy by Bradbury them until yesterday when it was puted to be the best in the New This evenly matched game Franklin; Young Peter by James BY STATE UNIVERSITY LEADERS disclosed at the meeting. By way of England district. Morosini plays the should serve as the warm-up for the Parrot; Mildred Doremy by Martha atonement a collection was taken up pivot position and is flanked by Nich­ festivities that will follow. Meyers; and Ellen, Mr. Witbeck's The Association of State Univer­ and the sum of fifteen dollars was daughter by Kay Coleman; each with sities surprised the collegiate world Soloists to Perform ols and Borof sky. Very little yardage The Miami-Biltmore Country Club realized. The freshmen are selling his own particular troubles. on Friday, November 22, when they has been gained through the center will serve as the scene for the An­ In Concert Program tags bearing the slogan "Beat Bos­ proposed the subsidizing of athletes of the Terriers' line. nual Miami Alumni Homecoming The author has presented both ton" and are asking the full-hearted in an open manner. The committee Boston University's backfield is Dance. Musical tunes will fill the air his theme and his characters with Anna and Ellouise King Will support of the student body in buy­ that drew up this stirring proposal fast and shifty, each back can kick, lit 11 p.m. Dancing will continue clearness and precision, and with the ing them. was prompted by the desire to have Present Recital Monday Night pass and run. fcntil 2 a.m., and tickets can T>e ob­ capable cast, have given their por­ a frank and open handling of the The probable Miami line-up is: tained for $1.10 per couple or stag. trayal an artistic touch. THANKSGIVING DANCE athletic scholarship and the "type" The University Conservatory will Masterson and Capt. Leonard at the Many of the fraternities plan to of jobs offered to athletes. present Ann D'Arcy King, violinist, TO BE GIVEN BY PI CHI wings; Mastro and Shinn will team CHRISTMAS RECESS TO and Ellouise King, pianist, in the up at the tackles and Dicker and Glo- hold "Open House" during the entire This group went on record as op­ BEGIN DECEMBER 14TH following program Monday night, The Pi Chi fraternity will give its gowski will play next to Kalix at the mreek-end, in addition to their gala posing to paying players because they Dec. 1st in Recital Hall, at N. E. 2nd fifth annual Homecoming Dance to­ pivot post. The backfield will be com­ social functions. Phi Alpha fraternity are players. Pay for work done re­ The University Christmas vacation Ave. and 14th St. morrow night at its chapter house, posed of Ott, Petrowski, Beusse and •is giving an Open House Dance on gardless of the individual who per­ will commence on December four­ Sonata for violin and piano, Han­ 1032 Coral Way, from 9:30 until Cook or Baker. Thursday evening. Students, alumni forms the task, but don't favor the teenth, with the final examinations of del; violin solo, Symphony Espag- one. Music will be furnished by Gas­ Records of Teams wid guests are invited. footballer. Pay all the students at the Autumn term running from De­ nole, (Allegro, Lento, Vivace) Lalo; per De Maio and his six piece or­ BOSTON UNIV. U. OF MIAMI the same rate. These ideas seemed to OPP. B OPP. M. The Pi Chi fraternity will hold cember ninth to December fourteenth. Nocturne, Respighi; Etude in F Min­ chestra. At twelve o'clock "The Toledo 0 6 S. E. Louisiana 0 2 its Annual Thanksgiving Banquet on This leave of absence will be termin­ predominate in the committee's report. Tufts 7 13 Georgetown _._,13 0 or, Chopin; Reflections on the Water, Church Creeper," the annual humor­ Bates 6 6 Tampa 13 7 Thursday evening. This closed affair ated on January 2, 1936. These proposals do not bind any Debussy; Etude in Gb Minor (Piano) ous publication of the fraternity will Vermont 6 40 Stetson 13j 12 New Hamp. __ 0 0 Wake Forest 0 3 ftrill be followed by an Open House Registration for the Winter Term school that is a member of the Asso­ Chopin; Meditation, Thais, Massenet; be distributed. A cordial invitation Rutgers 12 6 Rollins •-- 0 29 iDance. Brown 14 0 will be held from January second, ciation, but it is suggested as a Hora Staccato, Dinicu-Heif etz; Gypsy to attend this dance is extended to Boston C. 2 5 6 Totals .•__ 39 53 eight a.m. to January fourth, twelve supplement to the present codes in Dance (Violin), Nanchez. the entire student body. Totals 70 77 Record: 3 Won, 3 Lost The Phi Epsilon Pi fraternity will Record: 3 Won; 3 Lost, 2 Tied noon. All students must register dur­ fffsntertain visitors and guests of the use. The committee's chairman was ing this period. Frank P. Graham, president of the Jniversity over the Thanksgiving The Winter Term will open offic­ University of North Carolina. gpication. They also plan to hold in- ii ially when the classes meet on Jan­ The committee frowned upon sol­ (Continued on Back Page) uary sixth, at eight-thirty a.m. and Sudden Death'' icitation by coaches of high and prep school grid players. These coaches EDITOR'S NOTE: This article written espec­ Or, to continue with the decapi­ ordinary course of duty by policemen JOIN THE 1935 ROLL CALL and players should be barred from ially for THE READER'S DIGEST, is reprinted by permission of the publishers. The following tation motif, going off the road into and doctors, picked at random. The competition. Athletes who receive is the fourth and final installment of the essay. preferential treatment in respect to a post-and-rail fence can put you surprising thing is that there is so By J. C. FURNAS jobs, tuition, books, room, etc., should beyond worrying about other injuries little dissimilarity in the stories they also be ineligible for collegiate sports. Overturning cars specialize in cer­ immediately when a rail comes tell. tain injuries. Cracked pelvis, for in­ through the windshield and tears off It's hard to find a surviving acci­ In closing the report, post season stance, guaranteeing agonizing months your head with its splintery end— dent victim who can bear to talk. contests were ruled out. This rule in bed, motionless, perhaps crippled not as neat a job but thoroughly After you come to, the gnawing, would prohibit such after season for life—broken spine resulting from efficient. Bodies are often found with searing pain throughout your body is games as the Orange Bowl, Sugar sheer side-wise twist—the minor de­ their shoes off and their feet all brok­ accounted for by learning that you Bowl or Rose Bowl games to settle tails of smashed knees and splintered en out of shape. The shoes are back have both collerbones smashed, both the mythical "championship" of the shoulder blades caused by crashing on the floor of the car, empty and shoulder blades splintered, your right grid world. into the side of the car as she goes with their laces still neatly tied. That arm broken in three places and three over with the swirl of an insane rol­ is the kind of impact produced by ribs cracked, with every chance of ler coaster — and the lethal conse­ modern speeds. bad internal ruptures. But the pain Successful Y*W* Drive quences of broken ribs, which punc­ But all that is routine in every can't distract you, as the shock be­ ture hearts and lung with their raw American community. To be remem­ gins to wear off, from realizing that Gives Many Families ends. The consequent internal hem­ bered individually by doctors and you are probably on your way out. orrhage is no less dangerous because policemen, you have to do something You can't forget that, not even when Thanksgiving Food it is the pleural instead of the ab­ as grotesque as the lady who burst they shift you from the ground to dominal cavity that is filling with the windshield with her head, splash­ the stretcher and your broken ribs blood. ing splinters all over the other occu­ bite into your lungs and the sharp Fraternities and Organizations Flying glass—safety glass is by no pants of the car, and then, as the ends of your collarbones slide t>ver Are Commended On Their means universal yet — contributes car rolled over, rolled with it down to stab deep into each side of your screaming throat. When you've stop­ Fine Cooperation much more than its share to the spec­ the edge of the windshield frame and tacular side of accidents. It doesn't cut her throat from ear to ear. Or ped screaming, it all comes back— merely cut—the fragments are driv­ park on the pavement too near a you're dying and you hate yourself As a result of the successful drive en in as if a cannon loaded with curve at night and stand in front of for it. That isn't fiction either. It's sponsored by the Y.W.C.A., a num­ broken bottles had been fired in your the tail light as you take off the what it actually feels like to be one ber of Coral Gables families will cel­ face, and a sliver in the eye, travel­ spare tire — which will immortalize of that 36,000. ebrate a much happier Thanksgiving ing with such force, means certain you in somebody's memory as the And every time you pass on a this year than they had anticipated. blindness. A leg or arm stuck through fellow who was mashed three feet blind curve, every time you hit it up With a highly commendable spirit of the windshield will cut clean to the broad and two inches thick by the on a slippery road, every time you cooperation among the sororities and bone through vein, artery and muscle impact of a heavy duty truck against step on it harder than your reflexes fraternities, as well as the faculty, like a piece of beef under the butch­ the rear of his own car. Or be as will safely take, every time you drive the delivery of numerous complete er's knife, and it takes little time to original as the pair of youths who with your reactions slowed down by a Thanksgiving Day baskets were dis­ lose a fatal amount of blood under were thrown out of an open roadster drink or two, every time you follow tributed to many needy families. such circumstances. Even safety glass this spring—thrown clear—but each the man ahead too closely, you're Miss Edna Feiffer, chairman of the may not be wholly safe when the car broke a windshield post with his head gambling a few seconds against this Y. W. drive, wishes to thank all the crashes something at high speed. You in passing and the whole top of each kind of blood and agony and sudden Lawrence Wilbur, famous artist in submitting a design for the 1935 participating organizations for their hear picturesque tales of how a fly­ skull, down to the eyebrows, was death. I Poster, used the original creation of Alonzo Earl Formger s The work in raising the contributions and ing human body will make a neat hole missing. Or snap off a nine-inch tree Take a look at yourself as the man Greatest Mother in the World," most famous of Red Cross war posters aiding in so worthy a cause. in the stuff with its head—the shoul­ and get yourself impaled by a ragged in the white jacket shakes his head Wilbur used the Foringer creation as his background with a Bed Lrow Many thanks are offered to Mrs. ders stick—the glass holds—and the branch. over you, tells the boys with the nurse succoring a wounded child in the foreground. Still the greatest Koch and Dean Merritt for their most raw, keen edge of the hole decapi­ None of all that is scare-fiction; stretcher not to bother and turns Mother" is the title of the 1935 poster. appreciated efforts in the putting-up tates the body as neatly as a guil­ it is just the horrible raw material of away to somebody else who isn't quite These posters have been issued as an aid to the Red Cross Roll Call and delivery of fne many baskets. lotine. the year's statistics as seen in the dead yet. And then take it easy. to raise funds for 1936.

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NovcmbeL 2"4 PAGE TWO THE MIAMI HURRICANE \ Why Be Popular? Where's Santy? THE IUmTft3 I„ 1930 The Daily Cardinal, stu- The Miami Hurricane The Ethiopian war news has been JUST blasted from the front page. Stories Browsing OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER and items on depression and unem­ with Ellouise King, pia, JONAS ROSENFIELD, JR. OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI ployment have been shamed into hid­ King, violinist, will app ' *?ily Bernard Shaw is kind to his readers. about as popular with the ™"n* versity students. Your act- , flights have dimmed to insignificance Consider the case of the venerable gives you the opportunity^'' : because? Why, haven't you heard? Shakespeare. Any one who would en­ the music faculty and y0Ur° W Because they're looking for Santa deavor to peer beneath the writings mates present the best i* °^ c)8 sic Claus. In the days when you and we of the gentleman from Stratford and nrove of was promptly followed oy cital Hall is at N. E 2nd^ were young, Maggie, Santa was some ask "of what nature is the man" 14th St. If you fully reallN much be-whiskered man who slipped v Member Florida Intercollegiate Press Association might well be stumped. Such is true dinal And there wasn t very mucn of music in your cultural n! down the chimney at the stroke of of most great dramatists. Few artists tty did that M, Allen approved of will be there Monday a^TS twelve to deposit gifts for us if we allow themselves to stick out through Today Forrest Allen, who several hear these artistic sisters ^ had been good and switches and ashes ln a BOARD OF EDITORS their works like elbows through a of Ms adversaries on the faculty once gram of excellent music. \ if we had been bad. We were told worn out sleeve. For such is not the hopefully believed would cone to HARRY FELLER „ - — - . Editor-in-Chief that if we were naughty and stayed way of art. But Shaw, with an eye bad end, is rumored to be drawing On Tuesday morning up to peek, that Santa would explode PAT POTAMKIN Managing Editor to future biographers, perhaps, or down a salary of $8,000 a year as tried the French and Bel,- N in a whiff of smoke and be off—and n AUDREY ROTHENBERG - Women's Editor with the desire to express himself un­ an Assistant Coordinator of the 1 V A, formation. The melody in? \ we'd get no present whatsoever. JOHN B. OTT ..--•- - Sports Editor hampered by literary reticence, gives under David Lilienthal. If thingsJiad clarinets and cornets, were ,N But alas, Maggie our love, no vent to his emotions and thoughts the front ranks, and the b ^ JONAS ROSENFIELD, JR Editorial Writer gone against Allen in this fashion, longer is it thus. We find in our through the medium of the preface. any more than they did he would trombones were in the FRANCES DAY _ , Society Editor newspaper today a big four column Shaw is probably the first play­ probably today be in the Junior Cab­ formation is not quite | JAMES A. DAAR News Editor story surrounded by an interview wright who would spell it PREFACE. flas inet, repenting the evil of his ways. the American formation 1 V with Arthur Brisbane, the Coup in He elevated it to a par with the play tainly is a great improvement China, and other such worthy com­ itself. At rare times, the preface sound of the band n» «.' ASSOCIATE EDITORS the, pany. The headline reads: "Captain deals with the play at hand. Usually _!! *H Paul Penckc Phil Fenigson Chips Yates Kleinschmidt finds Santa's Gnomes that play merely acts as a spring A clock would be quite a Busy Decorating in Christmas Tree board from which Shaw dives to Letters Ppr0 Lawrence Tremblay Jim Beary C. A. Cold, Jr. in the cafeteria. % Forest." The article is date lined dally and paddle around in the waters Ag£ TO THE EDITOR receiv Arthur P. Rosencrans "Santa Castles, North Pole, Nov. 25." below. This, for instance, is true of A recent article in a Sma„ , nition • So Santa lives in a castle, Maggie— "Androcles and the Lion," a delight­ paper claimed that some 0f th Bostoi and we'd always loved to imagine ful play of friendly lions, Christian BUSINESS STAFF Dear Editor: versity bandsmen intended t opporl him living in a gigantic igloo along martyrs, and pagan Rome. The pref­ In most business places, where the because the university authoriH '" ricane BERYL RYDEN ~ - Business Manager with his reindeers and his gnomes ace, in this case, is an intelligent and source of income depends upon a broken their agreements. Whe ^ ferior and Mrs. Santa Claus. Maggie, I lengthy discussion of the efficacy of LAWRENCE PEABODY Advertising Manager full satisfaction to the customer, the ments do not exist there is ho ^ victor; must quote the first paragraph for Christianity, and especially of the MARJORIE REISNER - Assistant Advertising Manager good old maxim, "the customer is of them being broken, and if Georg you: New Testament. always right" is adhered to. Compe­ ments of any sort did exist b T Orang STEPHEN D. BENNETT Circulation Manager " 'Will my red suit be too warm One is always conscious of the tition of course does urge this wise the university and the band*? Tamp; for Miami?' was among the questions fact that he is in contact with one rule on. they would probably not be b ! There worrying Santa Claus as he set about of the most brilliant minds in the by either side. However, here at our own cafe­ feats 1 last minute preparations for his ar­ modern world. ("Brilliancy was my and I teria, it appears that they have never CHEERS and SONGS rival here Thursday morning. 'Are specialty," said Shaw). His intellect to mi heard of such consideration to a 7 a.m. DRILL you sure the children know I'm com­ is as ever changing as clouds in a chane< patron. If the management were giv­ Fourteen Generals in an eight t-m-y HIS MUCH we'll say for our cheer leaders. They can take a hint. The ing? Will they be there to meet my wind blown sky. Here it might be knocki ing the fine quality of food and ser­ line . . . Globensky doing a p! J "GO!" yell was initiated last week as an official cheer of the uni­ plane?' (Plane!) frank and honest. There it turns sly The vice that we students are actually dance trying to keep in st "Captain Klenschmidt, who will and insinuating. Here it's about three under: versity. However, we wonder if it will long be able to maintain such a paying for, then there would be no Kelly's commands "Keep that i escort Santa southward at the request and a half jumps ahead of you, and sustaii gripe due. But when the food is in­ up! . . . eyes off the ground status. The effectiveness of such a yell is nearly entirely dependent of Miami merchants, took a hurried the other place, it is mercilessly go­ Stetso swing those arms . . . wipe that ' upon restricted and timely usage. Our cheer leaders rode the yell pretty trip today with Mrs. Kleinschmidt to ing about its trade of breaking clay ferior, and the service worse than off your face!" . . . Fj ,J I Wit Easter Egg Valley." idols into tiny bits. For Shaw, as that and absolutely no consideration en) hard. It is a tiring yell; one that takes a hardiness and endurance that army men always seem to take a I terial Abraham of old, was first lifted to is paid to individual requests, then it Honest, Maggie, it's in the Herald sonal interest in me, they must we • we fear most of our undergraduates do not possess. By the end of the prominence through being an idol is long about time to kick. of November 25, 1935. We've been jealous!" . . . McHatton, "Abonti teams first half, most of the grand-standers were sagging around the mouth- smasher. He has plied his trade of The cafeteria management little watching the whole series, since face!" . . . Davidson, "About wJ over corners, and their larynx felt as if they had been through the meat iconoclasm well—and has been duly knowing of competition can run their Kleinschmidt started out in search . . . Kelly, "Cut the talk" . ., J versil; for Santa about two weeks ago. We rewarded. affairs as they darn please; and it grinder twice. Moderation is the secret to success more times than one. son, I tank we should go homewt town, always had a sneaking hope, Maggie, One is especially treated in the seems that they are taking full ad­ While we congratulate the cheer leaders for having taken a suggestion . . . Sam Head, "I really don't ne to sch that they'd not find him. But they preface to "Plays, Pleasant and Un­ vantage of this fact. Why are we resenl this practice but I like to get up eat so readily, and while we do believe that at least half of the twenty-nine did. Now they have pried into all of pleasant." Here Shaw is charmingly students who are compelled to eat at year, on cold mornings!'' . . . Weise,'%: his personal affairs and even his love frank and personal. He recounts how the cafeteria just slighted by and and t( points were rolled up because of the extended and concentrated "GO!" I left Manilla I didn't think I'dM life. Santa with a love life! Is nothing he gravitated to his literary milieu. expected to take the gaff continuous­ versit; ings on in the stand, we feel that the "GO!" cheer should be saved for to march anymore" . . . Lebedt sacred anymore? What is this mod­ Let me quote briefly: ly and then be passed by with a Florid special occasions. When these times arrive it should be turned on loudly ern generation coming to? We have "don't give a damn" attitude when "The Czar's army used to drill 1 ". . . How to earn my bread by my this and look what happened and vigorously. This ought to insure a happy and successful career to our fears, Maggie dear, that they pen was then the problem. . . . Better we ask for a small grant that might are going to make Santa and Christ­ be out of the usual routine? them!" . . . Kelly, "You fells this off-bred child of cheering than has been accepted into the family see rightly on a pound a week than Hoi mas quite as commercialized as would be the best marching bands a squint on a million. The question Are we not patrons? Do we not terson circle. Mother's Day. We had always thought Florida but ; our feet get in yj was, how to get the pound a week. pay too well for our food? Are there In >.• that Santa was our friend, but he way!" The matter, once I gave up writing no other eating establishments that the la Speaking of moderation brings to our minds an interesting bit of seems to have been subsidized by the novels, was not so very difficult. Ev­ would not welcome our trade? It is you d statistics presented to us. By the most recent count, the University of merchants of the world. Now, Mag­ ery despot must have one disloyal more than just that compulsory con­ are forced to adhere stn 4hree Miami student body has risen to its feet in response to song and cheer gie, that isn't cricket, is it? subject to keep him sane. . . . Dem­ sideration to students be made a part pulsory patronage of the U. Cafete? 1,236 times since the beginning of the football season. How does this ocracy has now handed the sceptre of the cafeteria's so called SERVICE Respectfully submitted compare with other schools? Such an institution as Columbia has 8 of the despot to the sovereign people; in view of the fact that the students A co-ed but they, too, must have their con­ c times chalked up, Princeton 15, and Indiana a low of 5 times. fessor, whom they call the Critic. TINTYPES Criticism is not only medicinally sal­ Something's wrong somewhere. It appears to us that the wrong lies utary; it has positive popular attrac­ i south of the Mason Dixon line and in the southernmost college in the HARRY VETTER . . . tions in its cruelty, its gladiatorship, ...DIALINGS... 20 country. We offer the humble but firm conviction that there are too . . . Is President of the Student Body, and the gratification its attacks on and a member of the Iron Arrow, the great give to envy, and its praise many songs and cheers requiring the student body to rise to its feet. Vittorio Giannini, young American play "Pearl 'O Mine," "Some | highest honor society for men in the to enthusiasm. . . . composer and brother of Dusolina These Days," the hit of the day,?; There should be only one such song or cheer. Obviously, that is our University. "It was as Punch, then, that I Giannini, famous prima donna, will "King Cotton," by the late R Alma Mater. The way it is now, the student body rises wearily to its . . . Has been nominated for Who's emerged from Obscurify." conduct a full hour concert of his Philip Sousa. In conclusion the: feet if the "Touchdown" song is played, "March On Miami," and Who in American Universities and And every so often, when I tire own works over NBC-WIOD on Fri­ semble will be heard again in "f T( especially, the much vaunted "Spirit of Miami U." All of these songs Colleges. of sluggish and confused minds, I day, November 29, from. 11:00 a.m. Italian Street Song," from Herbe| relish the saline tonic and the brac­ are effective and stirring, but why bring the student body to its feet . . . Holds the Hovey Bergh Memorial to 12:00 noon, E.S.T. The period is "Naughty Marietta." GrantlandK Scholarship for Research in Chem­ ing coolness of a Shawian preface. usually occupied by the NBC Music noted sports authority, will give each time they are played ? It detracts from the dignity and the impor­ istry. Browsing today among some poems Appreciation Hour, which will not be side slants on the football games: tance of our Alma Mater, which is, as should be, played but once during ... Is on the debating team. brought me upon one of Charlotte heard because of a national school ing played the following day »*1 the game. We realize that this is not the most vital problem confronting . . . Was graduated from Miami High Perkins Gilman's, subject of last holiday. During the program Gian­ selection of the probable winners; week's Browsing. She calls it "Child in 1931, where he was on the foot­ nini will present his cantata "Prima- 121 cheer leaders or football team, but we do believe that our Alma Mater Labor." o ball, baseball, and basketball teams vera" for the first time in America. should alone have the honor of requiring students to stand at its sound. "No fledgling feeds the father bird, The battle of the Army and»; . . . (The Miami High football team «» No chicken feeds the hen, Navy in their annual football 44 claimed the national championship President Roosevelt's address be­ We have extended our "one game winning streak" into a two-game Not kitten mouses for the cat— and of Yale and Princeton i»| S/7 smear. Rollins went home a bit stuck in its own tar. The game was during his last two years at school.) This glory is for men. fore a huge assembly of Georgians at game that will decide the 'Big A*' ... Is a senior, studying for a B. S. Atlanta, gathered to celebrate his championship, will be describe exciting, and we in the stands were filled with pride at the exhibition "We are the wisest, strongest race. degree and majoring in chemistry. Long may our praise be sung— "home-coming" to his adopted state radio listeners, NBC-WIOD, Sato" of our football representatives. It is amazing the difference manifested . . . Hopes to enter a medical school The only animal alive on Friday, November 29, will be November 30. in the stands, now that we have a winning team. The cheer leaders next year. That lives upon its young." broadcast over NBC-WIOD from 1:45 Army, defeated twice this se«» to 2:45 p.m., E.S.T., from the Geor­ . . . Prefers blondes, brunettes, and Mrs. Gilman must never have heard and Navy, defeated three till*] hardly ever have to plead, "Talk it up, boys." Somehow, that comes gia Tech stadium. redheads. of our Guppies. pear to be more closely matched j natural, and during the game, hundreds of grandstand quarterbacks «» . . . Was born in Savannah, Georgia. season than usual, and victory ^ shout frantically their advice to their struggling "team mates." "For YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO mean a more successful sea**! . . . Is attempting to bring speakers construction from Miami to Okee­ Casa Loma Orchestra on Tuesday and either despite all other scores. gosh sakes, watch that pass!" to the assembly programs who will chobee, and as a seaman on a South Thursday evenings over WQAM. Slater will broadcast the ga«»e appeal to all students. American oiler. But we turn in new directions. The next wind that sweeps from the Fred Waring's program on Tuesday Philadelphia over an NBC-WEA' ... Is working in the chemistry lab­ . . . Compliments the Hurricane staff at 9 p.m. over WQAM. work at 1:15 p.m., E.S.T. J north shall bring to our ears the bark of the Boston Terriers. And the oratory . . . analyzing the salts of for the paper they've given us this Phil Baker and Hal Kemp's band on The Yale - Princeton clash ^ wind after that will blow the foot-ballers of Boston U. into town. It Dade county at present. year . . .urges more students to be­ Sunday at 7:30 over WQAM Haven, bringing together two J will take a pretty good size wind at that, for the Boston team is a hefty . . . Swims, dances, plays golf and come interested in working on the Li tennis, likes to fish and go sailing. staff. Mills Brothers and Kassell's o'rehes East's strong teams, will be w° one. We go to meet them, knowing that we face a stiff opponent. They tra on Friday, 10 p.m. over WIOD over an NBC-WJZ network s . . . Says debating is his hobby. . . . Would like to go into politics as 23: Pent-house Melodies on Sunday at at 1:30 p.m., E.S.T. come down here for a respite from the winter cold, and incidentally for . . . Would like to see more boys a hobby, because he feels it needs a football game — at least if we are to believe an open ietter in the from Miami high schools on the foot­ people who are socially minded. 4:30 p.m. over WIOD Boston University News. Pleading with the Terriers to keep their minds ball team. ... Is a member of the Miami Young Concerts over WIOD and WQAM on . . . Thinks the University of Miami Men's Democratic Association, and Sunday afternoons. on the game to be played, the letter writer declares: will be a place of great educational of the Junior Chamber of Commerce. A medley of old Scotch airs, sung "So, I suppose the gridsters will start worrying about Miami next importance in the near future. . . . Considers Miami the ideal place . . . Would like to see a medical to live. •by the ensemble, will be the high Saturday while playing B. C. (Boston College); or maybe they'll start school founded at the U. of M., as ... Is nicknamed "Bugs" . . . middle Fnd °f MG CitleS Service Co-er t worrying about the Florida hurricanes. Well, let me tell you, Terriers, the first in Florida. name William. 9 0^—^ 29' *J» 8:00 to you'll find plenty hurricane at the Heights next Saturday afternoon, and . . . For diversion, reads "Time" . . . Enjoys and appreciates classical P.m., n,.b.r., over NBC-WIOD thoroughly. music. it won't be a rainstorm, either. . . . Passed his freshman year at the . . . Urges all students to participate ,M y tTOm M BuLrflv"unerny, " r,Dvorak' ??s '"tpnrW « terms as low as 41c It is very evident that the gentleman from Boston is ill-acquainted . . . Hopes to see the "Ibis" a great . . . Hopes students will take consid­ down, 59c a month. success. erably more interest in debating than No currying charge*' with the nature of tropical disturbances. The slow starting kind is the Robert Simmons, tenor of tL . . . Says his main diversion at pres­ they have shown previously. the quar most dangerous. It picks up devastating momentum as it goes. So, suh ent is watching the Hurricanes play . . . Would like to see the Honor tet, will offer "Take Thk I „ " "Sweet Surrender " \g' fr°m and strangah, when you say them words, smile—for a hurricane is going sixty minutes of football. Court given more power. as . . . Has worked in grocery stores, . . ..Asks the fullest activity of stu­ a duet with Miss DragonItTV^ Me Alone." R iTf, f ' Love to do its best to blow them thar words back down your throat. as an usher in a theatre, on road dents during Homecoming Week. osarin November 27th, 1935 THE MIAMI HURRICANE H PAGE THREE t-Ay

8t il HurricanesTrarnplgRollins Eleven29-0in Wide Open Game ' NV •ear it, U Miami Displays ^tivitW Miami Backs Run Through Rollins Looking Around 'ty oft ^ Blow by Blow By JOHNNY OTT Strong Offense ?>! Coach Tex Oliver, of the Univer­ sity of Arizona, completed an address In Beating Tars Despite dire predictions of the let before a group of coaches and in­ r down after the stirring Wake Forest vited questions. victory, the Hurricanes wrecked a "What is Arizona's best play?" Hurricanes Score Three Times fighting Rollins team to score its sec­ asked Rudy Lavik, athletic director In Second Quarter; Baker ond consecutive win, and bring the at the Arizona State Teachers Col­ Leads Attack season's average to .500. Three games lege of Tempe, wKbse team was soon n the black side of the ledger and to play Oliver's charges. 0 Displaying a powerful and polished three on the red side. Oliver was somewhat nonplussed brand of ball, the Hurricanes over­ George Miller, star back of the for a moment, but recovered quickly. whelmed a fighting Rollins eleven by Tars, was kept out of the line-up as "Our best play?" he pondered. the score of 29-0 at the Miami Stad­ the game was decided early and the "Why that's the one where 10 of our ium last Friday evening, to avenge Rollins coach took no chance of fur­ men block out 10 of the opposition the 14-0 setback of the previous year. ther injuring his battered star. and the eleventh man outruns the opposing safety." Duplicating their playing of the The Iron Cup will rest within Mi­ Wake Forest game, the Miami grid­ ami's walls until next year Let's hope The coach at Nebraska is Dana ders permitted the Tars to push the that Miami will never relinquish pos­ ball down to the homesters six yard session of this prized trophy. Bible. One of the members of his squad of players is a Mid-Western line in the very first period. The Or­ a ange, Green and White then stiffened PPr,op . husky named Amen. Again the University of Miami will and took the ball on downs. For the receive a chance for national recog­ ensuing 57 minutes the ultimate win­ nition when the gridders meet the The more scholarly young women are the outstanding figures in the ners were the agressors and kept kept Boston University eleven. The first the ball within the Tars territory. opportunity was muffed by the Hur­ social and athletic life of the col­ The victor's first touchdown was ricanes when they permitted two in­ lege," says Prof. J. Elliott Janney, of scored early in the second period. ferior clubs to amble off with close Sophs Defeat Frosh Western College (Oxford, Ohio). Pi Chi's Beat Phi Ep After a series of line plays had placed victories. Yes, after holding a strong the pigskin on the Rollins' 20 yard Georgetown team to a close score, the In Hard Fought Tilt Have you ever tried to read a and Sigma Phi Zeta newspaper while swimming? Coed stripe, Miami used a forward pass Orange, Green and White permitted swimmers at the University of Illinois and then a plunge to push over the Tampa and Stetson to defeat them. One Touchdown Is Margin of Wins Cinch Second Position; held a swimming meet recently for first six-pointer. Baker, one of the There was no excuse for these de­ Win; Tie Score at Half Regan and Duhaime Star the amusement of the audience. Each shining lights of the struggle, tossed feats but they occurred. They're gone contestant had to read a news story a lob to Captain Leonard, who caught and the Hurricanes are determined The Sophomore independent touch- The Pi Chi fraternity defeated the aloud from the middle of the swim­ it in the midst of Rollins backs. With to make the most of this second Sigma Phi Zeta fraternity, 12 to 6, ming pool. The prize went to the one the ball resting on the two yard line, Chance. For in this case opportunity ball team gained a victory of 12 to 6 over the Freshmen seven, on on the touchball field last Thursday. who did the least gurgling. Baker smashed through to score. The knocks twice. Thursday, November the 21st. This was probably the most loosely try for conversion was blocked. The Wake Forest coach could not At the end of the first half, the played fraternity touchball game of * Dancing Cheek to Cheek may be Demonstrating the power of their understand how our team could have the season. Both teams fumbled the the name of a popular song, but it is line play, the Miami forward wall sustained losses from Tampa and score stood in a six-six tie, but the Sophs put forth the extra bit of en­ ball several times during the game. poor ballroom etiquette, the New then blocked or partially blocked Stetson. Duhaime and Abbott, aided by the York Society of Dancing Teachers three of the visiting team's punts. I With a fine coaching staff and ma­ ergy needed to come out ahead by one touchdown. Arend, Glendening, fine playing of Regan, chalked up the has decided. The society claims that The first of these kicks was converted terial that would delight any coach, 12 Pi Chi points, while Bennett and "stream-lined" dancing besides being into a touchdown by Petrowski. Mur­ Be can look forward to fine Miami and Dohse played brilliantly for the Sophomores; the two first mentioned McKernan starred for the Sigma Phi in bad taste is also conducive to bad ray, Tar back, in attempting to kick teams in the future. With victories Top: Johnny Ott, sterling quarter­ posture. scoring one touchdown apiece; Fer­ Zetas, Bennett scoring a touchdown out of danger, fumbled a pass from Kyer Wake Forest and Boston Uni­ back, is seen cutting off-tackle for guson and Braucher, who made the in the last half. center on his 4 yard line. The punt versity and a close loss to George­ a 22 yard advance. Bottom: Char­ lone Freshman score, were the main­ ley Baker, brilliant pony back, is Treese, Hodson, Wente, and Bul­ We learn by remote control that was partially blocked by the fast town, the Hurricanes should be able stays of their team. caught carrying the ball after in­ lock also played for Pi Chi, and Du-the girls in a certain boarding house charging line, and the ball bounced Ho schedule a heavier and more rep­ at the University of Wisconsin now out to the 25 yard marker, where Other Sophomore players were Rei- tercepting a Rollins pass, and run­ limba, Kloneke, Beueher, Reinert, resentative series of games for next have placed little placards up beside Petrowski picked up the oval and ter, Migoya, Oka, and Taylor, while ning 38 yards before being pushed and Johnson for Sigma Phi Zeta. year. This will lead to larger crowds the phones in the house. The placards running for the side-line, eluded tac- De Noons, Wasman, Bloom, Glick­ out of bounds. The Pi Chi fraternity followed up and to more recognition for the Uni­ say, "Gentlemen guests will please klers to score standing up. Petrowski man, and Armstrong completed the this victory by scoring over the Phi versity. Miami should soon represent Epsilon Pi fraternity on Monday, not answer calls." place kicked the extra point. Florida in the football world. lineup of the Freshman team. Volleyball Results 24-12. It is a development of an embar­ The second blocked kick gave Mi­ rassing situation of last spring. One Both teams played hard and used ami the ball on the Rollins 15 yard . . . WIN or LOSE pick up backfield play, and perform day the dean of women called the many interesting plays; altogether, line. Baker, running behind fine in­ as well as he did last week, in so boarding house and a deep masculine Honorable mention—Again, Mas­ Lambda Phi defeated Theta Chi they showed much improvement over terference led by Masterson advanced short a time, has to have brains as voice answered, "Third Floor." terson was a stonewall on defense— Omega 2-1 their playing of the first of the the ball 13 yards. Baker scored his fin my opinion, Gostowski deserves well as ability—Oap Leonard is fast Theta Chi Omega defeated Zeta Phi season. second touchdown of the evening, by A few days ago an announcement the largest bouquet of all—In case becoming an offensive threat; due to Britton passed to Washburn for again smashing center for the nec­ K 2-1. was made to the students on the Mc- you didn't know it, he was end until his ability to grab passes from all the first touchdown of the game, and essary yardage. Petrowski's place kick Sports Club defeated Sigma Phi 2-0. Kinlock campus of Northwestern Uni­ three weeks ago. A fellow who can angles—Charley Baker finally has be­ Duhaime scored the second Pi Chi split the uprights for the extra point. Sports Club defeated Lambda Phi 2-1. versity. A voice class for amateur come the back he should have been touchdown. The Phi Eps scored on The half ended with the Orange, harmonizers was to be opened on the all along—Petrowski's toe is becom­ Delta Tau defeated Lambda Phi 2-0. an exciting pass-play from Davidoff Green and White leading 20-0. ninth floor of the Ward building. ing better educated each week. (It's Zeta Phi defeated Sigma Phi 2-0. to Broder to Potamkin to Rotman, After a scoreless third quarter, the CORAL GABLES One day after the class began the on his right foot). Rose, Shinn, and and finally to Horowitz, who made Hurricanes tallied a field goal and Sports Club defeated Zeta Phi 2-1. dean in charge moved his office from GROCERY CO. Dicker are quiet fellows, but very the touchdown. Both Pi Chi scores touchdown to make the final score STANDINGS the eighth to the first floor. The Shopping Center consistent men to have in that line— of the second half were made on 29-0. Receiving the ball in the center Won Lost Pts passes from Britton to Regan, in one of the gridiron, Miami swept down 2012 PONCE DE LEON BLVD. Kalix is one of the coolest and stead­ A 19-year old genius who com­ Sports Club 3 0 6 of which Regan calmly caught the the field, when a forward pass from iest men on the team—Beusse can pleted his four year course at the still go up and pull them in — We Delta Tau 1 0 2 ball with no one within five feet of Ott was plucked out of the air by University of Chicago in 20 months Denny Leonard, and carried to the couldn't shake Harry Dansky loose; Theta Chi 1 1 2 him. M. Feller scored the second Phi had to receive his degree in absentia 12 yard stripe. Unable to gain, the Watch this boy next year—with this Epsilon Pi touchdown. Eat TOM'S Lambda Phi 1 1 2 due to a nervous breakdown. winners used a place kick to score a year's experience under his belt, he In this game, Britton, Holt, and Zeta Phi 1 2 2 Washburn replaced Wente and Bul­ field goal, when Pete Petrowski's TOASTED PEANUTS will be a mighty good man next year. Sigma Phi 0 3 0 "Mama, where do little babies come kick was good for the three points. LET'S BEAT B. U. lock of the Pi Chis. from?" and Captain Leonard finished up the "Such a silly question, Junior. Run evening's scoring when he snared a Tom's Delicious Candies and ask your father." Rollins pass and ran 50 yards to A minute or so later. "Mama, score. The try for conversion went MEN'S TOGGERY, Inc. Daddy says you haven't told him CLARK R. PARKER 141 ALCAZAR AVENUE, CORAL GABLES amiss. Distributor either—and we'd both like to know?" Always - Quality, Style and Service In this game the entire Hurricane 1214 S. W. 2ND ST., MIAMI. FLA. A peek in the hand is worth two squad played an inspired game. 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Novemb PAGE FOUR THE MIAMI HURRICANE Won't someone give him . »-«" Debaters Make pi Florida Meets Auburn 'Gator Backfield Ace SCOOP OF THE WEEK!!! (((((DISHINGS))))) SC 0 For Two Iti S P L°ASH! FLASH-What do™/; ne is seriously considering manage R. In Turkey Week Game Why do all of our campus roman­ known .oea. swam- To Southern S SOGIETY cers seem to gravitate sooner or later a weII TOP* Plainsmen Will Attempt To to that bench? \ Break Gator Hoodoo " i^rfair^-eTs «U> have Miami - Florida Meef. If Eunice mastered them all the none of our iau " Newman Club way she does Bob she'd be doing all anything to look forward to Expected; Dates > Auburn plays Florida at the Miami A large number of catholic stu­ right. Just what's the reason CeeCeeisnt AU Tentativ!> Stadium Saturday, November 30th dents were present at the Newman It seems that Feller, our noble ed­ in one of the feature games of Foot­ doing so well? Keep your ch-up gal, Club meeting held last Thursday itor, who has for so long played "hard ball Festival Week. The Plainsmen The University of ^ night. Plans were made for a supper to get" has at last fallen prey to the the season will soon be here. again will face the South's strangest am will take tw0 trin ' H. to be given by the club in the near campus tiger woman. You can keep Quit messin' Denise. grid hoodoo, a jinx that has succeed­ one through Florida, and\!?Si! future. This will be the first social those claws sheathed now, Lipton!! We w„old like t oknow if Angel ed seven times in eight. through four southern st f event of the year for Catholic stu­ ,ives «P to her name? Any,nto™ Year after year underdog Florida Davitt seems to be going out dents. tion on this subject would be appre The tentative 0pPone * elevens have surprised Auburn, and Moore and Moore. f f The next meeting will be held next ciated! first trip will be Rollins c , ° only once have the Plainsmen been Just keep in mind Bernice, that Monday night, Dec. 2. Those catholic Georgraphy isn't usually Strang Petersburg Jr. College T°V able to escape the sinister influence. blind dates don't always turn out so students who have not as yet reported versity, and the Universit^* The exception was in 1932, the year well!! but when Austria goes to Nova for meetings are requested to attend. Scotia!! . ida. Should the last mentio °f Auburn won the championship of the For this weeks "still going" list we We suggest that our dormitor.es materialize, it will be the^^ old Southern Conference. have, of course, Chips and Joe, Toots Sigma Phi Nil Party ing of the two debating te Equally strange is the fact that and Tison, Dagmar and Whitey, and hire house detectives!! »is. The Sigma Phi Nil group, inde­ during the first six years of the Margaret Helen and Reinert. No more now - but - we'll be The second trip, whi. procee< pendent organization of men at 409 r Wlll Florida - Auburn rivalry, starting in Beckwith, star fullback of taken during the latter p l Roxy Lewis heads the legion of snoopin'—. of I Mem< Viscaya Avenue, the Mens' Dormi­ 1912, not once were the Fighting the Florida eleven, a former Miami year, will include teams f^ t: thems as wears out of town frater­ tory, will hold a dance tomorrow Gators victorious. This year's game High satelite, will bear the brunt The directive principle of educa­ son, Emory, University ? \ I evening at eight o'clock. Mr. and of the offense against the favored nity pins. What's the matter with tion should be directed toward a is the "rubber" of the long series as Auburn invaders at the Miami Carolina, University 0f j?/ H Mrs. Koch will act as chaperons. our local boys??? more efficient parenthood, says vr. I The an each team has won seven times. Stadium on Saturday afternoon. University of Virginia »M Sponsore< Members of Sigma Phi Nil are: Auburn has scored 250 points in the Too bad our band boys have to go William A. Shimer, secretary of the Virginia. ' m % Alfred Musella, Fred Ashe, Herb around looking so emaciated!!! United Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa. will be li 14 games, and Florida 146. STUDENTS UPSET THEORY Jenne, Robert Richards, John Gal- At a recent meeting, tne h]] 21st, at 1 This game is expected to draw We have heard that Johnny Jo is OF COLLEGE EDUCATION Sophomores at Haverford take a officers of the debating Cou S Club. Th braith, Phil Fenigson, Eugene Dritz, more than half of the student body at last considering the serious things elected: David Hendrick ^ used to i George Bruner, Frank Kerdyk, and of the University of Florida as well in life. Can the university "bad boy" comprehensive examination contain­ There may be something to the Thomas Lee, secretary; R^J'Jt orial Lib Marshall Wilson. be changing his mode of living? ing 2725 questions. It requires \& as a complete representation of for­ American theory of universal college er, treasurer. n % The following girls will attend the hours to complete the test. died last mer Florida grads residing in Greater education, and then again— What is the matter with Russell? party: Betty Goff, Loey Claugston, Pi Chi f Miami. Here are some of the answers Dolly Conary, Roxey Lewis, Barbara ing man The U. of F. band will be an added turned up in a recent University of Worthheimer, and Barbara Crume. efore hi attraction at this important grid tilt. Missouri quiz: Get 'em Fellows! [resident Q. What experiment led to the es­ Sport Club A ne\ HOMECOMING WEEK tablishment of the Mendelian law? The Girls Sport club of the Uni­ ALL WOOL Queen of (Continued from Front Page) A. Cutting the tails off mice and DELIVERED AT YOUR DOOR., arranged versity is growing by leaps and breeding them. bounds. Last Tuesday night nine out­ formal dances on Thursday and Sat­ SWEATERS The vari Q. What do we learn from astronomy In time for breakfast every Morning, standing girls in campus activities urday evenings. iresent i concerning our physical universe? on sale were formally accepted int© the club. The Pi Delta Sigma fraternity will •iltmore A. Many astronomers have tried to New members include: Dagmar open its doors to alumni, students, at Sears! that time discover • ways so that we could Fripp, Eunice Armstrong, Betty and guests on Thursday evening basis of p when they will stage an informal actually ketch a star but as yet it The MIAMI HERALl She judge Baldwin, Rhoda Niederer, Betty Har­ is a impossibility. They also have .59 men. Th< vey, Muriel RearcTon, Virginia Lide, dance. Saturday afternoon will again discovered that the clouds are com­ nounced Bernice Millan, and Florence Fowler. find the Pi Delta Sigma holding Open 1 BRINGS YOU House. ing down closer and that some day presented we might actually be able to dis­ Worth by one oi Delta Sigma Kappa The committee in charge of the cover just what a cloud is com­ Homecoming plans is composed of: $2.69 ALL THE NEWS! sity sore At the regular meeting of the Peter White, chairman; James Hen­ posed of. There wi: Delta Sigma Kappa fraternity, ten­ derson, Cliff Courtney, Pauline Spof- Q. What was Peter Lombard's theory most of tative plans were made for a St. THE LATEST NEWS! ford, Ernie Duhaime, Bunty Chap­ of the universe? • Pullover or slide- and othe Valentine's Day dance. man, Stanford Kimbrough, and Mrs. A. Peter Lombard thought the earth fastener styles Miami. T This dance is to be an annual and Hsted Eileen Franklin. was a sphere and that he had ab­ FROM ALL THE WORLD! are open affair, and it is anticipated to • Novelty Patterns solutely gone all over every point Frances rival the social affairs on the campus. Smith College students must tend and that he couldn't possibly be or Plain Colors MEMBERS lewton, Following the meeting, George to their knitting elsewhere than in wrong. jeta Phi; Pepper, Bradley Boyle, and Edward Styled for University Men! ASSOCIATED PRESS o UNITED PRESS the lecture, concert and assembly Q. What is the best-known pre-scien- fcrlvia L Dunn were pledged. Made right, in full sizes from UNIVERSAL SERVICE halls, President William Allen Neil- tific theory of the origin of the toxy Lev 34 to 44 Sleeveless. See them son announced today. earth? A three-wheeled cart, scarcely lar­ and Save! I Cash a It seems the click of the needles A. The story in the Bible. The diffi­ sororities ger than a portable typewriter, but not only disturbs the speaker or mu­ culty of this theory is that it would weighing 200 pounds, is used at the I Ed H< sicians, as the case may be, but also be a mighty strenuous job to create ®ije Miami H*ralb University of Minnesota (Minnea­ dance, hi the nonknitting audience. a world in six days. LEADER FOURTEEN YEARS IN ADVERTISING AND polis) to transport the hospital's I committee President Neilson added the hope The pre-scientific theory is that CIRCULATION IN THE MIAMI TERRITORY! supply of radium. The cart is lined StARS, ROEBUCK AND CO. lin and the rule, which was set up by the the earth broke off the sun. The with a plate of lead more than an Hodsdon Smith College student government, difficulty is that the sun is not STREET FLOOR inch thick and is covered with copper Bill Shill: also might apply to gum chewing. explained. coated with chromium. Contestan Whit Was Maloney Bill Britt Mr* Foster's Store Josler an

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