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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Casco Bay Weekly at Portland Public Library Digital Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in Casco Bay Weekly (1990) by an authorized administrator of Portland Public Library Digital Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Greater Portland's news and arts weekly SEPT. 27, 1990 FREE PERSONAL ECOLOGY: OVERPOPULATION
MANY PEOPLE Don't take it personally, but a lot of us must die.
By Monte Paulsen
Each day that dawns, the Earth swells by a population greater than that of the Portland area. From a human perspective, the population explosion is the most difficult problem on Earth. Fighting overpopulation means str. against familial and hormonal procreate, intruding on the privacy relations, violating moral and religious against contraception, and, as a last resort, kill ing unborn children. Population control measures are unpopular, if not downright offensive, to peopleatevery pointalong the political spectrum. But from the perspective of the Earth itself, overpopulation is a simple biological fact: there are more people than there is habitat to support them. There are just too many people.
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NEWSBRIEFS pages 2-5 TOO MANY PEOPLE page 6 MOUNTAINOUS BIKES page 10 1 O-DA Y CALENDAR page 12 LISTINGS page 14 YAWNS FROM THE EDGE page 14 WISEBALL page 18 CLASSIFIEDS page 20 POOK page 22 PUZZU page 23 CBW illustration/Peter Gorski Heaven-bound on two wheels Maine mountain bikers take to the powerlines and the slopes
By Wayne Curtis bars and down an IS-foot slab of sheer granite. bike bounced down disjointedly after him. Gathered around him at the top of the hill were As he neared the base of the rock he managed to Like the prevailing winds, outdoor recreation about a half-dozen fellow mountain bikers - all of catapult himself into some low-lying bushes, trends blow into New England from the West. If whom purported to be his friends - urging him to let landing just seconds before his bike came to an trends blew in from the East - say, from Paris - we loose and barrel on down. abrupt rest a few feet away. would spend our idle moments lounging about at Ventura checked his helmet, a semi-spherical Ventura stood. He smiled. His friends hooted and the outdoor cafes of Wharf Street, smoking clove foam affair that lent him the appearance of a large called and spoke in tongues: ''Yo! Big air, Dan cigarettes and looking aggrieved. We would confine toadstool. He eased his front wheel over the brink man!" our exertions to the listless swatting of houseflies and released his brakes. The bike accelerated; While calmly checking his abrasions (surprisingly with yesterday'S newspaper. We would live to ripe within moments the front wheel connected with a minor), he said he had watched his bike coming old ages unafflicted by creaky joints. ledge that jutted from the rock. Abiding by the laws down after him as he fell, and had to hustle to get But no. Outdoor obsessions blow in from Califor of physics, the bicycle stopped. out of the way. "Last time I got an axle right in my nia. Which may help explain why Dan Ventura, a Subject to these same laws, Ventura continued head," he said, pointing to the top of his helmet. 25-year-old graphiC designer from Portland, was onward over the handlebars. As he tumbled down "Now that hurt." recently standing astraddle a mountain bike on the cliff, almost every part of his body - clad in Iycra Atherton Hill in Windham, peering over the handle- shorts and a tee-shirt - made contact with rock. His Continued on page 10 Septonber 27, 1990 :I
Island Health Center ailing Peaks Islanders want to Spirits breathe new life into their health care center that has Need been ailing since its only Lift? Long lasting, tropical doctor, Anne Collins, took an a extended leave of absence in f{i~ ' ~ ' August. "We see health care \, N ~T ORCHIDS on the island as a necessity 5 stems ,._,.,"11,1, for the elderl y and for ",r,.ppeJ ,.nJ det;1Jered to A review of the top news stories affecting families with young chil SI5 Portu.nd,.nd westbrook. CAsh or ere/lit ,,.rtl. Greater Portland: September 10 through 17, 1990. dren," said Jill Tiffany, president of the center's CHEW(!> ,JUNIOR MINTS@ OR volunteer board. , SUGAR DADDY The board has been HARMON'S' BARTON'S JRS.(!> seeking a replacement for Dr. ~~ Westbrook passes Maine's J 584 Congress Street . ' ~ 117 Brown Street Collins, who worked two and 49 GILLETTE@ ATRA@ RIGHT uU'l\n,u Portland Westbrook 1 OR ATRA PWS@ DEODORANT a half days a week, while 774·5946 854·2518 CARTRIDGES first rent-control law 12 oz. Vanilla or Chocolate exploring ways to expand if All major credit cards accepted on phone orders. Charleston Chew", 10 oz. 09 she returns on a part-time Junior Mints- or 12 oz. 2 By supporting its citizens in a struggle with one of Portland's 49 11 oz. Asst. Jrs.~ 2 5 C1. 5 oz. Bronze or Silver most prominent developers, working class Westbrook became basis. Two physicians and a the first community in Maine to adopt rent-control legislation. physician's assistant, each of The new Mobile Home Park Rent Justification Ordinance whom may be able to work a takes effect immediately. But because there is presently only full day on the island, have one mobile home park that falls under the new law's guidelines, stepped forward in response the law only affects The Hamlet, a 288-site mobile home park to recent publicity on the TIIERE'SNO ;~~ located on Saco Street. center's plight. WHITE RAIN(!> The new law empowers Westbrook Mayor Fred Wescott to SUCH TmNG AS A 1.29 BAUSCH appoint a three-member panel to settle rent disputes, and New 1991 SENSITIVE EYES® Niss found guilty, -1 .00 Mail-In Rebate empowers the panel to decide rents if a settlement cannot be 820 DAILY CLEANER OR & LUlYn,,- to serve five days in stock now ¢ YOUR reached. FREE LUNCH SALINE SPRAY SALINE SOWTION 5315" 29 CHOICEI Residents of The Hamlet petitioned the city to enact the Robert Niss, the Evening 16 oz. Regular or Extra 39 09 ordinance after the park's owners raised lot rents several times Express reporter who was Body Shampoo or Extra 3 2 accused of beating his then 820 Antelope Body Conditioner or 75 oz. 1 oz. Daily Cleaner or 8 oz. Disinfecting Solution 12 oz. Sterile Preserved or over a three-year period. They claimed the owners of The EXira Hold H~Spray 12 oz. Saline Spray or 10 ct. Effervescent Sensitill8 Eyesa Hamlet were squeezing them for unreasonable profits. girlfriend, pled guilty to a The H20 51and , up 10 Ihe demand s of Irail ri din g. bUI abo i ... at home on Cit)' Mreets. Its chromoly framc~c t But David Cope, who along with Michael Liberty is a charge of simple assault on Bur . Sept. 25. Niss became the provide.;; the fo undation of durability. and Shimano ... primary shareholder in the corporation that controls The WE COME CLOSE! 200GS Componenh in.;, ure a .;, moolh. effi cient ride. Hamlet, said the rent increases were necessary to offset costs. subject of local criticism ;e:.. el~ Cope said he offered to open his books to the park's residents, when he continued to write Value packed ATB fun. news stories involving Designed by Trek. Ihe Anlelope series = G!!!2lillI = but no one took him up on it. ~ F!S!!EIII!AMl £!WID - domestic violence even after Lunches offers bolh comfon able m ~ h i-purpo,e ,.,. "",,",,~ __ .OCI" s "We don't think that rent control is the appropriate solu '10 and aggre~5ivc trail ri ding bikes. We he had been accused (CBW -:~ .' IOw<;(.S . tion," said Cope. "But we are confident that the board will kept an eye on va lue so you can kee p 8.2.90). ,glt your eye on the fun . FISHERMAN'S provide a forum in which we can demonstrate that we have not Niss was sentenced to 30 for under' .. ~ ea. V,,.'Il'C:: ® PEDIATRIC FRIEND® been unreasonable in our rent increases." days in the Cumberl and FORMULA 44 COUGH DROPS " 1.29 County Jail, but 25 of those 69 VICKS(!> VAPORUB -1.00 Mail-In Rebate BLISTEX(!> Portland police to days were suspended. He 2 Board of Environmental was also put on one year's 4 oz. Cough, Cough & Cold FINAL take car away Portland's Casual 89 ¢ 69¢ Protection, which may take or Congestion Syrup 1 15 oz. 29 COST .35 oz. probation, during which time but Elegant from drunk driver action at its Oct. 24 meeting. he is not allowed to contact Lunching Spot The Portland Police The DEP recommendation the victim and must submit 59 Federal Street cited traffic studies that • I department is going to try to counseling, according to Portland, ME 04101 predict heavy congestion on (207) 774-2933 - . and take Portlander Kevin Cumberland County District 774-4200 . . the turnpike by the middle of Hale's car away. Hale, who Attorney Paul Aranson, who 31 MARKET STREET B was convicted of two drunk this decade. But the citizen described the sentence as PORTLAND driving charges in March and board is under no obligation heavier than normal for a In the Portland Regency \. ~--" I 8 arrested three times in to accept the recommenda Class 0 misdemeanor. "" ._.--' ' _____ I September while his license tion of the staff recommenda Charlotte Warner, victim HI-DRI @ '-__ .' PUMPKIN was under suspension, will tion, forwarded by DEP of the assault, said she was TRICK OR TREAT LITE STIK@ become a test case for a law Commissioner Dean Marriot, 6.99 PAPER TOWELS still pursuing a civil case BUCKET FUN SAFETY that allows the state to seize a political appointee of Gov. -1 .00 Mail-In Rebate 00 against N iss. SUNDAY 211 print and sell vehicles whose John McKernan. Round 99 Prepriced 69' 77¢8" 11 9 Glows Green owners continue to drive "We're disappointed, but Animal coalition 5 after their licenses are under not especially surprised," BLOODY suspension as a result of OUI said Brownie Carson, director seeks photos of convictions. of the Natural Resources animal abuse NFL The law is not new, but it Council of Maine, which The Maine Animal has been streamlined to allow opposes the turnpike expan Coalition (MAC) says SUNDAY the request for seizure to be sion. "It would have been animals in pulling events at filed along with the criminal very, very difficult for the fairs are often treated cruelly. Every Sunday watch ACCU-CHEK@ complaint, according to Beth DEP to go against the MAC is seeking photographs NFL FOOTBALL HALLOWEEN BLOOD GWCOSE Ann Poliquin, Portland Police Governor's publicly stated that document of this abuse, on our wide screen TV! FUN STICKERS BLOOD PRESSURE CARE KIT legal advisor. position on this huge project and will pay a $500 reward to KIT "We've seized vehicles which the Governor has BLOODY MARYS 95 anyone whose photographs only 69¢ Ass!. 99 112 before in drug cases, but made a prominent part of his or videotapes lead to a 39 11798 never before in OUI cases. It's re-election campaign." conviction of cruelty to $1.9 just been too unwieldy, too The council maintains that animals. ,,~ , .~-, ,;~ lengthy a process," said the widening is not neces "Cruelty is like obscenity," Steamed Hot Dogs 50¢ ..;;;;>~ ....:::;;::s Deputy Chief Brennan of the sary, and that it would said Linn Pulis, president of ...... '" Portland Police Department. worsen traffic congestion, air Also- Monday Night Football at Salutes the coalition. "You know it Miller Lite Just $1.50 A Mexican Restaurant pollution and land-use when you see it." Animals in DEP pushes for patterns. The council has the events are occasionally Don't Forget Happy Hour & wider turnpike begun collecting the 50,000 beaten severely with a goad Weeknights 5 to 7pm Watering Hole signatures needed to put the stick, prodded to continue Free Buffet & Drink Specials The Maine Department of Union Station Plaza turnpike-widening question pulling after they have fallen Environmental Protection on a 1991 ballot. Although or denied water so that they (DEP) has recommended the pending referendum qualify for a lower weight approval of the proposed Fabulous FOO;d~·git•• would not legally block the class. $150 million project to widen Maine Turnpike Authority a 3O-mile stretch of the Maine from pushing ahead with the &\LUTES ti+. Turnpike from four to six project, it could hurt the 11''1 IE lanes. The staff recommenda AT THE PORTLAND REGENCY MT A's chance of attracting Continued on pag~ 5 tion was submitted to the construction bonds. Comer of Milk & Market Streets • No Cover o.arge • Appropriate Dress Only '- Seplembu 27,1990 • CoscoBav FAMILY ~EEKLV RICHARD I PARKS I GALLERY PRACTICE September 27, 1990 Volume 3, Number 39 Ctmtinueti from page 3 AttuItIPett;,.tri~ Mllnipul4titm • rrtVtnltllNi't Walk-In and by Appointment CMP given power to flip the switch The Maine Public Utilities Commission gave Maine's power F T 222 St, St" Suite #322 ALE! Casco Bay Weekly is an instrument , • 871-1300 of community undersumding, companies the right to shut off the electricity of delinquent customers in the winter, overturning a rule that had made it Editor II Publisher difficult for utilities to flip the switch between Nov. 15 and Monte Paulsen April 15, Electric utilities, such as Central Maine Power, must still Your Choice: Chelsea or nIEKING News Editor work with customers willing to enter into payment arrange Studio Frame with Andy Newman ments and must still issue a series of notices and warnings Premium Plus Cotton OF BEERS! Arts Editor before shutting off the power, and Foam Futon! Part of the objective of the new system is to enable electric by Frank Guiano W.D. Cutlip customers who need welfare or other assistance to get it. Prior Budweiser,which Is avaIlable In barley malt - the ·soul" of all Photojournalist 00 SO states, licensed brewed in great been. Although the first Tonee Harbert to this ruling, many people who struggled with winter heat bills Complete! to $389 seven countries and exponed modern Summer OlympiCS were were unable to apply for assistance because they could not ma·o cred't cards .' t f' in f rkin more than 40 others Is the larg. held in 1896, the ftrst Winter listings Editor est selling beer in the world. Only Olympics were not held until 28 Ellen Liburt show disconnect notices, which the power companies could not BANGOR ELLSWORTH 170 Park Street • 3 basketball players in history have years later... The first Winter News Intern issue because of the rule, By freeing utilities to issue shut-off High Street RICHARD ' PARK~ , GALLERY ever achieved this Olympics were in Chamonix, 942-6880 667·3615 double distinction: They France, in 1924 . Joan Kantro notices, people can qualify for public assistance sooner. played on the team that At Anheuser· "The point is not to drive people onto welfare; it is to help won the national cham Busch, the time pionship in college bas honored tradl· Production Manager those who need public assistance to get it," said CMP spokes ketball one year - and tlon of brewing Elissa Conger man Clark Irwin. then played on the team the old·fash· A coalition of welfare advocacy groups supported the rule that won the pro cru.m loned way, with Production Artists Share Back-to-School T hey were ju~t going 10 pionship in the National Its exclusive lAurie Spugnardi change, but Steve Ward of the Public Advocate's office said, "It let Blackie have the wonderful Basketball Association beechwood age is unfortunate that PUC approved one half of the program experience of motherhood once, the very next year ... ing process, Martha Clary maybe twice. What halTIl could that be? Blackie '!\ (ira litter was five cute They are Bill Ru ssell continues today Layout Artist without approving the other half," He was referring to a and furry kittem. All bur two were placed with friends and neighbors. Memories! (University of San Fran· and assures you Karen Gallagher proposed pilot program that would have capped monthly Tho~ two "OIher kitten~" strayed and managed to forage and live cisco 1956 and Boston the flnestquallty wild In the neighborhood. plagued by flea'). ticks, wonns and respiratory Celtics 1957)... Henry beers avaUable, utility bills at a percentage of income. disease.') for It year and a half. rn that lime they each had four litters of Bibby (UClA 1972 and This commit· Circulation Manager Jim Oliver, a representative in the Maine House and director Now In Convenient killcn~ who mell'limilar fales. Only one of the killen') from Blackie's New York Knicks 1973)... And, Magic mentwUlnevercl1angel Who's fir;t I Iller was neutered. The re,t continued to ~produce. start Robert Lord of the Portland West Neighborhood Planning Council, was They forgol about getting Blackie spayed until after her fourth litter. Johnson (M ichigan State 1979 and the only quarterback ever to At the end or five year.. Blackie had 12.6RO off.. pringonly IO% of whom Los Angles Lakers 1980). What Super Bowl games for TWO DIF· Circulation upset by the reversal of the rule he helped establish back in the WALLET-SIZE (jIm" 35",,,, I/('glil/l'(,,\ (lilly) had homes, Many of them died mlt;erable dealhc; ofexpo\ure and disease. makes Budweiser the continued FEREI'ITTEAMS? ... The answer is '70s, A spokesperson for Oliver said the PUC can give discon Proicci the value of the lives of all pel" Neuter or spay your cat or favorltel Perhaps the best rea· Craig Morton who started Super Deedee Look, Dan Tonini prolific people time\ son of all Is that cool, crisp Bowl V for Dallas, and Super nect notices under the present rule, so it is not necessary to dog. Dog ... are 15 tunes more than and cab are 45 And dOIl'r more prolific than people. How many of (hose animals can you really Budweiser taste. Budweiser Is Bowl XII for Denver. When allow CMP to actually shut off the power. Oliver announced give a home to? Your c~t ur dog can't stop the escalating blnh rale, but brewed with only the flnest, most considering all these reasons, Office Manager you can. How many ofthmc Im,l or forgotten animals do you wanllO be costly, all natural ingredients Itls no wonderwhyBudwelser Robyn Barnes that he would introduce emergency legislation before the Maine re ... pon ... lble for? avaIlable including high quallty Is and always wUl he,The King House in December that would reinstate the old law. "The Big Deal" of Beers I FREE 2nd Ser of Prints Advertising Manager w~ alld FREE Film Holly Lynn as a mother bear with three v4rumal Refu~ League New England Scarborough EVERY ll4Y OF THE WEEK! Baxter Shelter Display Advertising cubs, thanks to the efforts of 449 Stroudwater, Westbrook, Maine 04092 (207) 854-9771 Storytelling Festival Marilyn Blinkhorn, Rose Greely, taxpayers reeling Ted Walker, a chainsaw Maureen Magee Scarborough residents are sculptor from Livennore Classified Advertising reeling {rom two property-tax Falls, and Nancy Gray, Sharon Junken blows - a recent revaluation general manager of the inn, of their properties resul ting But when Codes Enforce Contributing Editors in increases of up to several ment Officer Frederick YOU GAIN THE MOST Toki Oshima/illustration hundred percent; and a Reeder looked at it, he did BUSINESS CARDS Mike Quinn/sport payment deadline of Oct. 30 not see a transfonned tree. WITH THESE PROVEN Ann Silomer/silver screen for bills that are not expected He saw a Sign, "A sign is any '~"';;.". SERVICE DIRECTORY to go out until some time next attention-getting device," he TEAMMATES Contributors week, said. Lynda Barry, Brenda Chandler, "Some people are going to "It still has roots, it's still Wayne Curtis, Kelly Nelson, have to cough up an addi connected to the ground," Hidden Image Lasting Quality, Crowd BLACK COFFEE DESIGN Mythical, ImDjlinative, Fandfvl Morgan Shepard, Roland Sweet, tional $1,500 to $2,000 on very said Gray, who intends to Pleasing Paints GRAPHICS. PUBLICATIONS. STAINED GLASS Handcrt..t Mash Don Rubin short notice," said Mary appeal Reeder's decision, AnnLetnne rnFusco, spokesperson for The bear may not be a Casco Bay Weekly Scarborough taxpayers who MARTHA CLARY Off,c .... 1 Sign, but it is getting a lot of p.unt sponsor distributes 21,1)00 papers free are trying to persuade the attention, Again this of charge every Thursday. town to work with the No person may take more than one people, "(They) have to deal with the human element Computerized Accounting Systems of each issue without the Reported by Joan Kantro Consulting, Training, Support permission of Casco Bay Weekly. here," said rnFusco, "Many and Monte Paulsen year, Famous GliddCUI SPRED SATIN' Additional copies of the current people, like the elderly, are MS DOS and Mac Lal¢]( Wall Paint on fixed incomes." • Premium quality, easy cleanup. issue and/or most back issues may we're • Best scrubbability of all leading be purchased for $1 each at the But Paul Lesperance, the UNTERHALTER & CO.. brands. Casco Bay Weekly office, Domestic town's assessor, downplayed • Beautiful flat finish. WEIRD NEWS: suffering subscriptions are mailed 3rd class the problems. "Once the bills and are $40/year, payable in go out and people see what Cover-up operation advance, their taxes actually are, I think there will be a lot of Leonard Ostrow, a building contractor in Placer from Casco Bay Weekly hearings cancelled," said County, California, sued the is published by Lesperance, "So far," he • SPRED' House Paint Dura-Flat FBI for poor paint jobs by its Casco Bay Weekly, Inc. added, "the people have been exceSS1ve Acrylic Lal¢]( agents. The agents were • For aU exterior surfaces, Dodge D. Morgan, president. very cordial and seem • Durable finish that hides surface satisfied with the explana working undercover as ddects. painters while investigating plaque Entire contents ~ 1990, tions I have given them," • Resists blistering and peeling, allegations of corruption in the construction industry. Casco Bay Weekly Freeport bear has Ostrow was not a target of buildup. 187 Clark Street roots and rooters the investigation, but he Portland, ME 04102 • Station of the Year H a tree looks like a bear, hired the FBI agents to paint 2077756601 • Best Same-day Newscast does that make it a sign? four custom homes he was fax: 775 1615 • Best Election Coverage Exchange St. Hardware On the grounds of the building, In his suit, which • Best Sports Special Harraseeket Inn in Freeport is was settled out of court, he 19 Exchange Street a IO-foot-high, eight-foot charged that the FBI had Portland, ME 04101 wide stump of a 240-year-old done such a poor job painting 1811\'l1!' ~ I 775-1260 tree that was struck by the homes that he refused to Portland's NewslTalk Station lightning in June. It is now pay them and had to have the Casco Bay Weekly is a member enjoying another incarnation job done over, holding up the \, " 11" 11,, lhl' " ...... I111 .... I I>n, ..., Custom colors may be slightly higher in price. of the Association of Alternative ~ \lJrtl ' I, or I'.ofi" 11<:11' 'f" 1I1 ' JJKI '{ll'l.',rl \'I.,,"'I'«,,<.'I'))It. sale of the homes, Expires Oct. 5 Newsweeklies • • • r r_~ _- ".<0 - _~ ...... September 27,1990 7 has been able to depress the death rate with astonishing the poverty of overcrowded Third World cities, which are the rapidity and at the same time drastically increase the birth fastest growing in the world. TOO MANY PEOPLE rate." Rural or urban, rich or poor, women bear the brunt of Continued from front page Ehrlich had answered Malthus' critics: while it was true that population control efforts. In most cultures, men continue to IlDprovisational improvements in technology increased the fertility of the land, consider birth control a "women's issue" - when they consider Earth is inhabited by 5.3 billion people. That's a billion more and therefore its people-carrying capacity, it was also true that it at all. Beyond the pressure of this cultural stigma lie the COlDedy Workshop than were here a decade ago. Another 395,000 people are born those same technological improvements increased the fertility health risks associated with contraceptives such as The Pill and with '11m Ferrell each day, while about 140,000 die, according to statistics of those people, and therefore maintained the premise of the IUD. Beyond that lies abortion. compiled by the Population Reference Bureau. That's an extra Malthus' notion. More than 200,000 women die every year as a result of the During the past 12 years Mr. Ferrell has taught Improvisational comedy at New 255,000 people a day - more than the entire population of The post-industrial '70s weirdly accredited Ehrlich even more than 50 million abortions performed annually, reports York University and Julliard. He founded and directed the "Usual Suspects" Greater Portland. faster than the Industrial Revolution wrongly discredited Worldwatch's Jacobson. Half of those abortions are performed Improv. C. and was Artistic Director of the comedy club, "Who's on First". Meanwhile, those of us alread y here are consuming the Malthus. Television and radio coverage helped sell more than a illegally. For each woman that dies, another 30 to 40 suffer Earth's finite resources much faster than they can be replaced. million copies of 'The Population Bomb." Bumper stickers serious, often lifelong health problems. But people aren't only the problem. We are also the solution. bearing slogans like "Stop at Two" and "Onlies are OK," The largest single share of those abortions are performed on This 10 week workshop begins on Saturday, October 13th. The workshop propelled the Zero Population Growth (ZPG) movement into woman in the Soviet Union, where the demand for modem will explore the fundamentals of Improvisational comedy. This relaxed the suburban consciousness. And the development of the IUD contraceptives has long outstripped supply in the centrally participatory workshop is an excellent and enjoyable way for performers Reverend Malthus and his followers and The Pill made contraception easier, and prompted a new planned economy. Official Soviet statistics claimed six million and non-performers alike to learn improvisation while increasing their It's hardly news that the Earth's population is booming morality among the gathering youth culture - itself the product births in 1987, as compared with a count of seven million confidence and spontaneity. beyond control. For centuries, the prophets of doom have of a baby boom. abortions. predicted this; for just as long, their opponents have said things But weird success breeds weird failure. By the early 198Os, But women use abortions to control fertility in every country, For more information call: 879-0070 would work out fine. the pendulum that had swung toward sexual freedom had no matter what the law. World watch reports that in Latin Perhaps the best-known doomsayer was Thomas Robert begun to swing back, and was striking away everything America, where the Catholic Church strictly opposes abortion, Malthus (1766-1834), who scorned the popular notion that associated with the ZPG movement. women end at least a fourth of all pregnancies by abortion. human society was evolving toward utopia. Malthus argued The Pill had crippled women, while the Dalkon Shield had These are not young women caught unaware. In Latin America, that because population would increase in geometric progres- made others sterile. Congress slashed funding for family abortion rates among women over 35 are twice those for planning; 1989 appropriations for "population assistance" were hilif of those granted in 1972. And Reagan-era conservatives argued that a booming population was good for the economy: more people means more consumers, which means more producers, and more progress. Julian Simon, a "genius" economist affiliated with the conservative Heritage Foundation, argued that if one birth in a million produces a genius, then doubling the population doubles the number of geniuses. And those geniuses, he argued, would continue to figure out ways to support more people on fewer resources. As their trump card, the conservatives triumphed in the fact that, with the exception of a drought in Africa, Ehrlich's predictions of mass starvation had not come to pass.
Beyond carrying capacity What neither Ehrlich nor the conservatives were smart PORTRAIT OF enough to observe, however, was that there was no mass starvation in the Sahara until the geniuses convinced the locals ASERIAL KILLER that it would be alright for a whole lot more of them to live there. For centuries - until after World War n, in fact - the popula Tolally uncul tion of northern Africa had been small, always kept in check by the limited supplies of food and water. Dwellers in that land and uncensored. knew their limits: they did not let their populations rise because the land would not let them. "TwO Thumbs Upl" Recently, the geniuses have been discovering these limits -Siskel & Ebert lifter they'd introduced agricultural and health care technologies that encouraged local populations to exceed those limits. Those living beyond the limits of their land have long suspected what the economists and biologists are only now discovering: the world is not in danger of becoming overpopulated - it is overpopulated. Perhaps the strongest evidence of human overpopulation is the way it has depopulated other species. A t first, the killings CBW/Peter Gorski sion, whereas food production would increase in arithmetic were slow and intentional: pioneers rid the hills of "dangerous" women aged 20 to 34. progression, mass starvation and dramatic red uctions in living predators like wolves and mountain lions. Then came the Similarly, more and more women in Africa appear to be standards were inevitable. "accidental" slaughters of species like the Passenger Pigeon and relying on abortion as their primary method of birth control History has borne out Malthus' prediction of geometric the California Condor. Now, as a result of acid rain, pesticides, since safe contraceptives are simply not available. population expansion: 8,000 years ago, when hunter-gatherers hazardous waste, water pollution and the dearing of large areas "Laws and policies that restrict access to abortion don't curb settled down and started growing their food, there were about of habitat for development, as many as 100 plant and animal the abortion rate - instead they cause women to die," said five million people on the planet. Until 1650 A.D., the popula species become extinct each day. Jacobson. "What conSigns so many women around the world to tion doubled every thousand years or so, to a total of 500 The present rate of extinction rivals the mass extinctions of death or physical impairment is not a deficiency in technology, million people. But by 1850 - only 200 years later - it had the Cretaceous period. But whereas those were the result of but a deficiency in the value placed on women's lives." doubled again, to a billion people. By 1930 there were two climatic and geophYSical forces, these are the overpopulation of billion; by 1974 there were four billion. one species destroying its fellow species so that it can maintain But the massive increase in production capability made its level of consumption. Learning to die possible by the Industrial Revolution appeared to prove Those pressures are also destrOying human habitat, particu The battle between the Malthusians and those who consider Malthus wrong. As the 19th century wore on, most people lived larly in the developing nations. Grasslands are being over it a moral and/or economic mandate to "go forth and populate and ate better than before. And during the 20th century, grazed, croplands are overplanted, streams are polluted with the Earth" is far from over. PROUDLY DISTRIBUTED BY mechanized farming doubled and tripled the world's agricul chemicals and even young trees are being chopped down for With his wife Anne, Ehrlich has just published 'The Popula turaloutput. fuel. In Ethiopia, more than a billion tons of topsoil are lost each tion Explosion," a sequel to his earlier blockbuster, suggesting During the 1950s and '60s, the residents of the industrialized year by a population that literally rips every growing thing that the business of predicting doom is as healthy as ever. NAPPI DISTRIBUTORS, PORTLAND, ME world once again entertained the notion that they were headed from the ground to eat it. Meanwhile, the last two U.s. Presidents have been busy • for a technological utopia. Technological optimists were The World Bank estimates that 800 million humans already stacking the U.S. Supreme Court with justices likely to weaken • plentiful in those pre-Love Canal, pre-Chernobyl, pre-Chal live lives degraded by disease and malnutrition. And because the Court's 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, which established a • lenger days. The UN. was teaching Third World citizens to the largest share of human population growth is expected to women's legal prerogative to abortion as part of her constitu grow their own food, the U.S. was selling them cars and nuclear occur in poorer countries - Kenya's 23 million will become 79 tional right to privacy. It may just take the recriminalization of elcome to Casco Bay Weekly power plants, and if things didn't work out here on Earth, million, Nigeria's 112 million will become 274 million - that abortion to shake the U.s. into an awareness of its limits. These new and returning advertisers help support us in our NASA would be ready to carry the healthy (and wealthy) away number is likely to more than double in the coming decades. There is a tendency for residents of the U.S. to consider endeavor to provide you with an alternative to the daily news. to another planet. "People fleeing from environmental degradation now make overpopulation a Third World problem, and to take pity on ~~~ W La Trattoria • Portland And so it was that a Californian biologist named Paul Ehrlich up the largest class of refugees in the world, " reports Jodi "them." But the fact is that the United States is the world's Lower Lobby Christopher York Associates • Readfield was branded an "alarmist" after the 1968 publication of his Jacobson, of World watch Institute. Jacobson estimates the fastest-grOwing industrialized nation. In 1989, more babies were 151 Middle St. book, 'The Population Bomb." number of "environmental refugees" to be in excess of 10 born in the U.S. than in any year since the baby boom of the -Portland, Maine Root Cellar Ministries • Portland Ehrlich argued that when the hunter-gatherers settled down, million people. mid-195Os. The U.S. population currently stands at about 250 Animal Refuge League • Westbrook they began to live longer and bear more children. Also, 19th Refugees from overworked agricultural lands migrate from million, up from 203 million in 1970. Census projections 773-1999 Mad Horse Theater • Portland century advances in technology improved longevity and region to region, farm one marginal plot after another, until it indicate that the U.S. will add another 60 million people - or the Ceramic Tile Plus • So. Portland fertility. 'The development of medical science was the straw loses fertility, and then move on again. Eventually, many of OPEN EVERY DAY that broke the camel's back," wrote Ehrlich. ''Medical science ... them are forced to abandon the poverty of the countryside for Continued on page 8 10 TO 10 • ~B"Y Wakly September 27, 1990 • FALL FOLIAGE' ~ . ~;~. ;~~~~; ~~~. :~.~ .~:.. ~ .~ "{ A NATURAL • MOUNTAIN BIKE TOO MANY PEOPLE : to fight overpopulation : . TOUR Continued from page 7 : People are the problem, and people are also the solution. : equivalent of 110 cities the size of Boston - in the next 50 years. • Individuals can make a difference by cultivating new • • Sunday October 14 • 10am And those fertile Americans, who constitute a mere 5 percent : attitudes toward childbearing and by ronsuming less, • HI GH of the world's population, use a quarter of the world's re • • • All Levels Welcome 1. Mandate equal opportunity for women • sources. According to ZPG, one u.s. baby imposes more than a • • Lunch Provided hundred times the stress on the world's resources and environ • Where women have found better educational and .'• • $4 Donation Requested ment than does a baby in Bangladesh - who will not own a car, • economic opportunity, the birthrate has declined. But • • Helmet ReQ.Jired run an air conditioner, or eat grain-fed beef. • women continue to suffer discrimination in schools and in • • Advance Registration • the workplace. Whether or not the Equal Rights Amend • Recorrmended Yet we still consider giving birth our birthright. The u.S. • • • ment is ever passed by the male-dominated U.S. Congress, • • For More Infonnation family ethic is based on an ecologically absurd premise: if • • Call 773-6906 someone can gather the means to support a child in this • it should be honored by everyone. • unsustainable fashion, then that person (or couple) has every • • GERALDINE • 2. M.k. contrKeptlves 1tV.1_1e globally • 0: • ANT,QUEWOLF right to have children. The ethic ties rights to individual • • ICYCLE responsibilities, but ignores any responsibilities to the commu • Ouring the next two decades, three billion young people • &ESTATE JEWELRY • will be entering their reproductive years. That is almost the • Tues. SaL 11 -5 nity beyond the nuclear family. Imagine a driver who consid ., 26 MILK ST R EET • equivalent of the population of the entire world in 1960, PORTLAND. 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Other popular spots include the power line behind fore the first Mellow Groover made it up this hill without the Westgate Shaw's on Congress Street, and along power lines stopping. and cross-country ski tracks in South Portland, starting at With tremendous gearing ratios, a mountain biker's failure Hinckley Park and heading toward Sawyer and Spurwink to make it up a hill usually stems not from a lack of strength, roads. but from a miscue of one sort or another. An uphill defeat, often Bikers on power lines are trespassing, but they're quieter involving loose rocks or an unexpected gully, unfolds in slow than motorbikes and few in number. For the time being, motion, like a Brian DePalma death sequence. A biker's rear mountain biking hasn't provoked as much conflict in New wheel spins out, he loses momentum, he grimaces, he falls. In a England as in the West. Hikers and equestrians have been worst-case scenario, the front wheel rises up and the bike flips squaring off against mountain bikers like the Hatfields vs. the over. McCoys in California and Washington. Near San Frandsco, Biking downhill, crash scenarios are a bit different A biker rangers at regional parks have even set up radar speed traps builds some speed, he hits a rock, he launches into a low along trails to nab careless cyclists. trajectory orbit of the planet Earth. He lands. If still coherent, he Opponents of mountain bikes focus on the environmental swears. Mountain bikers refer to this as a "header." A more damage caused by the tire tread, and the potential for accidents. dramatic variant is a "massive header." So far the evidence appears inconclusive on both counts. An even more interesting variant, involving several points of Despite the talk, nobody seems to have documented a single contact, is a "crash and bum." Like Dan Ventura's miscalcula instance of a mountain biker colliding with a hiker or horse. tion on Atherton Hill, a good crash and bum has the pacing of a And though few deny that mountain bikes can cause trail Buster Keaton movie, with bike and rider performing a fast damage, particularly if riders lock their rear wheels on descents, paced airborne minuet Because the penalties extracted for surveys in the field don't show much actual degradation. failure are more severe, getting downhill - fast and unbruised - Informal studies in the White Mountains have suggested that separates experienced bikers from neophytes. intensive hiking is more There's also the issue of style. Downhill skiers and rock damaging than mountain bike climbers work gracefully with the contours of a hill, seeking use in many circumstances. synergy with the mountain. For mountain bikers, neither grace Still, worried about potential nor elegance appear to be part of the formula. Good mountain trail closures, mountain bike bikers descend hills like runaway boulders, bouncing here and magazines and activists are there, always pushing on, never stopping to fret, never looking pushing low-impact biking behind. Like those who run with the bulls at Pamplona, the best techniques. mountain biker is the one who appears to be closest to disaster. The AMC is currently Of course, the allure of downhill biking leads, quite literally, debating how do deal with down a slippery slope. Ever-steeper trails become the end-all of mountain bikes in the White biking, a phenomenon similar to that which prompts skiers to Mountains, but a consensus launch themselves off unstable cornices, and kayakers to plunge seems to be forming within the over waterfalls. The thrill involves a mix of adrenaline, the organization that they should satisfaction of being the first to accomplish a certain descent, avoid blanket restrictions on and the knowledge that mere spectators will never comprehend bikes. '1'm an advocate of the thrill. leaving options open, and not panicking and closing off The Mellow Groovers face: Lellfl back and don't break. trail to ·the summit. trails," says AMC's Reuben TO HEAVEN ON TWO WHEELS outpacing road bikes. Finding trails Rajala. Mountain biking is finally reaching New England, if a bit Mindful that they could easily lose access, the Mellow Continued from front page One of the potentially enduring obstacles faced by Eastern belatedly. "Maine's about five years behind," reports David mountain bikers is access to good mountain biking trails. Groovers take their responsibilities seriously, and avoid causing Brink, manager of Cyclemania in Portland. Actually, two problems exist: First, there's the little matter of damage if they can. Carl Labbe says that the group tries to Unless you've been living in a Skinner Box the last ten years, But we're making up for lost time. Today, about 80 percent geology. Eastern mountain trails are subject to a chronic reroute around muddy or rutted areas and other sensitive you undoubtedly know about mountain bikes. They're the of the bikes Brink sells are mountain bikes, up from around 50 condition, called winter, which causes them to cough up post places where permanent scarring might occur. H landowners knobby-tired contraptions with a vaguely menacing demeanor. percent three years ago. Over in New Hampshire, mountain glacial sputum in the form of pumpkin-sized rocks. This makes ask them to leave, they do. They look partly like the first Schwinn you ever owned, partly bikes account for 8S percent of sales at the Greasy Wheel in for tricky cycling at best and impossible cycling at worst, Is all this concern about mountain biking misplaced? Could like a hammerhead shark. You may have seen them on dirt Plymouth, a mecca for White Mountain cycliSts. particularly at higher elevations. "Most of the hiking trails in this be just another fad, the outdoor equivalent of electric roads. You may have seen them around town. You may have With all these bikes around, where do people go? Bike the White Mountains really aren't good bike trails," says crockpot cookery? Don't count on it. Word recently arrived here narrowly avoided them in Boston or New York, where couriers dealers say that a large percentage of mountain bikes never Reuben Rajala, head of trails for the Appalachian Mountain that mountain bikes have started to take France by storm, use them to menace the elderly and infirm. Quite possibly, you leave the sanctuary of pavement. Brink says that city riders like prompting otherwise sensible and sedentary Frenchmen to may even have bought one. Club. them "because they're more stable." With wide tires and sturdy And then there's the public land problem. Of the 690 million abandon the cafes and head to the mountains, looking for VTT, Tradition maintains that Californian Joe Breeze invented the frames, they're perfect for urban cruising since they're rarely acres of U.S. government land open for recreation, 95 percent is or "velo tout-terrain." It is a spectacle, I hear, to chill one's mountain bike more than a decade ago. (That's not a fic;tional defeated by potholes or curbs. In traffic they give the rider a located in the western states. Public lands in the East are blood. strong if illusory feeling of inVincibility. notably scarce. And even on these few public lands, mountain Outside the city, first-time mountain bikers stick to the roads, bikers aren't assured access. In Maine's state parks, bikes are awestricken by their newfound ability to ascend hills. Moun classified as "wheeled vehicles" and restricted to places where tain bikes typically have 18 speeds, but 21-speed bikes are now cars are allowed. Ergo, all trails are off limits. appearing on the market. Steep hills that once defeated ten In the White Mountain National Forest, bikes are allowed on speed bikes - those fossils from the Precambrian age of outdoor all trails, with the exception of the Appalachian Trail and trails recreation - suddenly pose no challenge. Gravity ceases to be passing through designated wilderness areas. A mountain biker an obstacle. The bikes ride like magic. was cited this summer for riding in the Pemigewasset Wilder But folks like Dan Ventura think that mountain biking on ness, the first time a biking violation has been issued in the roads is sort of missing the point. It's like buying a pontoon Whites. plane to go boating. Roads aren't the point of a mountain bike. Mountain bikes are also prohibited in the vast acreage of As serious bikers will tell you, mountains are the point of a North Maine Woods, Inc., which is owned by the timber mountain bike. companies. H you dare try to bring in a bike, they'll confiscate it at the gate. The Mellow Groove On the far side of the White Mountains, a group called the Dirty Dog Mud Club, in Plymouth, N.H., has been developing a Dan Ventura is one of the four founders of the Mellow 36-mile mountain bike trail on national forest land with the Groove Association, an informal collaboration of about 30 blessings of the U.s. Forest Service. John Rankin of the Greasy Portland-area mountain bikers. Dan, along with Carl Labbe, Wheel Bike Shop says it's an advanced trail and he steers Scott Wibby, and Steve Parrish, started the Groove three years beginning bikers away, but adds that there are numerous ago in an attempt to impose a bit of structure on the motley abandoned state roads in the woods that make excellent trails assemblage that would gather after work once or twice a week for novices. to dabble in local trail riding. Nature abhors an empty ski area, and few ski resorts have On most Thursday evenings, the Mellow Groove rides along overlooked the potential for opening their slopes to mountain what they call the Orbit Trail, just off Falmouth Road in bike use. Sunday River Ski Resort launched a mountain bike Dense Jungle Is Just more Windham. The two-mile trail runs beneath a pair of massive park this past summer. Open only on weekends, the ski area The Groovers after a trip up hills, through two-foot-deep puddles terrain to be conquered. Californian name. It is real.) In the summer of 1977 he starting power lines that quietly hiss like a light rain, then cuts uphill offers bikers a lift to the summit on chairlifts modified to and stream beds, over fallen trees and across Boundaries of Bicycling. building hybrids for himself and his friends, merging the sturdy through softwoods to the summit of Atherton Hill, where it accommodate bikes. The winding runs give bikers the chance to frame of a single-speed bike with the high-performance gearing ends at a state fire tower. Those with the energy and inclination develop some downhill acumen, along with Popeye-Iike of a ten-speed and adding the knobby wheels of a BMX. The to climb the tower at the end of the ride are rewarded with fine forearms after braking for hours at a time. In New Hampshir_e, early pioneers discovered that they were perfect for cruising views of Casco Bay and the White Mountains. Mellow Loon Mountain and Waterville Valley ski areas have both California's open mountain trails. Groovers, a somewhat inscrutable group, call this the Center of applied to the U.S. Forest Service to use cross-country ski trails The follOwing spring, custom-made "clunker bikes" began to the Universe. in the off-season for a mountain bike network south of the raise their knobby little treads throughout California and the The Orbit Trail is one of the most popular in the area and an Kancamagus Highway. West. By September 1981, the first commercially manufactured excellent place to get a sense of what off-road mountain biking Given the limited access elsewhere, Mellow Groovers and Wayne Curtis is the gnarly dude who writes mountain bike, called the Stumpjumper, hit the market with is all about. Although the hills of Windham don't qualify as other urban bikers have migrated to power lines like moths to about recreation for Casco Bay Weekly. enough impact to flip the bike industry on its head. About 7.5 "mountains," they do offer all the components of mountain flame. The Orbit Trail is just one link of a larger network. CB W photos(Jonee Harbert million mountain bikes are expected to be sold this year, far riding, including steep drops into streams, rocky cliffs, grassy Inveterate bikers say they can travel entirely off-road from •
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Have you passed 8630. grace required to curve and to the public, and will be run characteristic cry of 'Wbere's Portland (call 772-0792), your initial MTV screen test? angle their bodies into the at 7:30 p.m. and 9 p.m. in the beach, you wretched, Bangor (call 827-3107), Oh, yeah: it's a minor point, dance's breathtaking and room 104, Olin Arts Center, dysfunctional, excrement-for Lewiston/ Auburn (call 784- but how do you sound? Can impossible gestures." How 7 p.m. - free eats to be Bates College, Lewiston. For brains ronsumer type?" 8933), and Bucksport (call you play your instrument in many breathtaking and included in the price of • Eat your beans, Junior. more information, call 786- (Freely translated, of course.) 469-7144). Peace: say it with public? As unlikely as it may impossible dances have you admission! For ticket prices Don't you know that children 6330. There's an ocean of crap on feet! seem these days, you've got seen lately? Probably none. and more information, call are starving in Maine? What? the beach. What will you do to consider the possibility Want to see some? Show up 761-0591. You mean you didn't know about it? Join one of these that your tape machine may • Amazing multicultural at the Portland Performing that children are starving in groups for Clean Up the break down when you're on event #1: 'The moon is Arts Center, 25A Forest Ave., Maine? Then it's time you Coast Day: The Casco Bay tour. You'll be up there nothing/ But a tonight at 7 p.m. for free bloody-well found out! Maya Greens, 9:30 a.m. on the Back grinding your hips in front of circumambulatory Khmer food and some really Angelou's video "America's Cove (879-8710). MOAC, 10 a million people and then - aphrodesiac/ Divinely transcendent entertainment. Children: Poorest in a und a.m. on the Eastern Prom. Whoops! No music. What's a subsidized to provoke the For ticket prices and more of Plenty," examines the way • Do you run into more aad (775-3697.) Friends of the • Tough questions revisited rising star to do? One way to world/ Into a rising birth information, call 761-0591. children are being ignored, more "Sea Gull on Pilings" Wells National Estuarine revisited: The World Affairs get ready for this eventuality rate." So wrote Christopher • Like your lizards big, ugly underfed and institutionally paintings and lobster-motif Research Reserve, 9 am at the Council presents Tyrus W. is to get out and practice Fry in 'The udy's not for and extinct? USM Gorham mistreated in the rountry reliefs as you make your uudholm Farm, Wells. (646- Cobb, special assistant to the actually playing and singing Burning Ill." Can you dig it? presents a Dinosaur Film Mssrs. Bush and Reagan rounds about the local art 1555). President in the National in front of a live audience. Can you see the moon - that Festival, a yer-basic, cin (among others) have desig scene? When was the last Security Council, and Paul F. Tonight's the night, dude! It's wicked old harvest moon - as ematic, it's-roming-to-get nated "Number One." (In time you saw a piece that you Walker, director of the Open Mike Night at the a Cupid in green cheese? If me-movie thing, as weB as what area, specifically? could respond to in English Institute for Peace and Spring Point Cafe, 175 Pickett so, you should rome down to cartoons and clay-animated without using words like National Security in Cam St., S. Portland. Get out there the Cafe No tonight for a • Amazing multicultural features depicting dinosaurs "thingness" and "otherness"? bridge, for a debate entitled and do music! It'll look good traditional, middle autumn event #3: It's a multicultural exhibiting various domestic And who funds all this art "Soviet Military Strength and on your roOOn' resume. For Chinese Moon Festival, ro extravaganza! A big, big deal! behaviors, like roaring and stuff and why would they World Security." Resolved: more information, call 767- sponsored by the Chinese Portland Performing Arts biting other dinosaurs' heads want to do a thing like that? • Over the last 80 years, the "The Soviet mili tary is a 4627. American Friendship Asso presents the serond night of off and stuff. Refreshments To put it another way: What U.s. of A. has sent the threat to peace." They still ciation of Maine, starting at 8 their Multicultural Festival. will be served during Marines way down South a have those nasty nuclear p.m. Poets and musicians are Appearing tonight will be intermission and the Geo total of 33 times. This sort of missiles, and the Red Army, encouraged to bring their Grupo Fortaleza (who will science Wing of Bailey Hall periodic vacation-with-an- and the spots on Gorbachev's favorite moon poems and perform Andean music on will be open to the public. moon songs to share at this pan-pipes, quatro, charango This frightening, slimy, special celebration. There is a and walaycho); AI Gardiner gruesome event takes place piano available-bring other (an oud player of gigantic from 1 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. in .. Holy mackerel! Such a instruments if desired. stature, backed by his room 10 of USM's Bailey deal! It's "A Little Lunch Traditional Chinese Armenian Music Ensemble), Hall, Gorham. For more Music," a bag lunch/pre Mooncakes and green tea will traditional Vietnamese information, call 780-5350. season roncert preview with be available, as well as the dancer Chi Potter; and Ric regular menu. The Cafe No is Palieri (a Polish-American divinely located at 20 player on the rare and beautiful Polish bagpipes). Feet for peace. And if all that is not enough See Sept.30. for you, Jill Linzee of the Refugee Arts Group will present an exhibition on the world's immigration to Maine, and Abrahim
I cafe 11-0 CLASSICAL DANCE CO. WORLD MUSIC I I u'/H're tllf) IUJut l:50e.') 011 Of CAMBODIA & DANCE I ~ I °thuror.; 9/27 ..,.,., <" •••,., ,.,."., Groupo Fortaleza 36 Doncro & lvWoons IHM H~I M.~uel'lte .. ,J.~._.,",. BorMan quintet Direct Irom Phnom Penh ITHEATRE COMPANY I tIOCou,t & Gary mttner. Chi Potter presents lsi US Tour Vietnamese Donee I I guil,¥uf . lavish & Breolhlaking AI Gardner & °Cri. & ..t 9/26& 9/29 His Armenian Ensemble I Les Liaisons I Stev~· Blum Trio Thursday, Ric Polieri Petrsh bogppes October 4 ·.un. 9/3O Friday, October5 : 'lJangereuses: 60 Ocean St.. So. Portland Open Sessions - IAn at the NO BRING HOME THE Take out & NOW CHEESECAKE SEINED IN WEEKLY SfUDENT SPEOAIS Otue •. )012 also try our MAINE'S FINEST RESTAURANTS LTICULTURAL FESTIVAL poetry readi"6 T Hot Soups, Vegetable Stews, DELIVERY! Tickels: $12 includes concert end elhnic food! to: ~Sbarkey AWARD WINNER AT THE 7PM food sampling, BPM concert More! owed j iO/3 ', 'CHOCOLATE LOVERS' FLING: IU and Portland Penninsula, 1987.1989.1990 Portland Perlormi~ Ms Cenler 'l'be,.llmmy ~deD, KNOTS & J# 25A Faresl Ave. COlI 77 4.Q465 South Portland ·(;arl Dlmow Duo T LYNN TAITT & Cape Elizabeth .;. . FEATURED IN SELECT CROSSES 4f/J BIG SOUNDS FROM AllOVER Offering BreaJifast & Lunch 0thurs. 10/4 • SHAW'S SUPERMARKETS ORIGINAl. IIGGEA IJlIlARIST ..... Sponsored by Aelna Ufe & cas ... 1ty Foundation, Sept. 27 - Oct. 21 -some restrictions apply MOON FESTIVAL T onlY Sl _ Shaw's Supennar1ce1s and Pepsi Cola I Mon.-Fri. 7am4pm MAIL ORDER'" BAKER\' PICK-UP -dosed mondays CElEBRATION", .. . .'.' , AVAILABLE lIIow Startl AI IPM sharp In mR11 Ar 8:30 PM :Thurs-sun 955 Forest Ave: ~ 773-1310 591 Congress SL • 772-0702 see calendar aOdve fiJ ..·· "detilW ONE INDUSTRIAl. WAY T PORTlAND. --..... ~------' 10 Exchange St.• Portland across from Portland Museum of Art I 797·3338 I 767-7119 20 danforth .t. • 772-8114 • 31 FOREST AVENUE, PORTLAND' 773·8187 • •
14 Ozsco Bay ~kly ...... Soptomber 27, 1990 15 . . badgering of Ihe same subjecl all fil inlo Hoodoo Klngs(jazz, rock) Horselealhers, . THE MOVIES· place. "Shoah' isdisturbing; the leelings 193 Middle St. Portland. 773-3501. . - Community of the survivors and Ihe altitudes of Ihe Brok.n Men. From Good Home. (rock) SEPT 26-30 WED-SAT 7, 9 Cable Network people who lellhe persecution continue. Dry Dock, 84 Commercial SI, Portland. SAT-SUN MAT 1 ... 011/28/10 have changed litlle in lhe lasl 40 years . 774-3550 . The movie will be shown over four FR The Governm.nt (rock) The Pound, Living Tlpl.tril.: SILVER Wednesdays al Bowdoin ...... Recognizmg Certified Nurses Shore Rd. Cape Neddock. 363-5471 . Storm Over MI. V.I . Pudovkin's silenl 1helonious ~ Assistants (112 hour) 'IF" STRAIGHT NO CHASER Omtil"ud from IlJ.day CALENDAR WHAT'S film is aboul a Mongolian Irapper who A yllr 01 Art: Porkopolis (112 hour) ARK IPG131 discoveIsheisadesoendantofGhenghis City Arts: An Update on Area Events Khan. PASTAS & SEPT 28-29 a PRJ &: SAT 11 SATURDAY 9.29 (1/2 hour) Thelonlu. Monk-St.... lght No Ch_r WHOLESALE AND R ~~.:.:.:, ;~' :':'. .,.;~ SCREEN M~r~~~cru Sebago Maqazlne: .:.: -;:-.:.:. :.:.:.:.:. A problem wilh lhe release of the 16mm Dirty Campaigns: An Historical •••••••••••••••••••• • ••••• 1 •••••••••• :.. ~~ o.tunan is a fantasy aboul a disfigured version of Ihis documentary on Ihe lile Roy Fraz.. Jazz (jau) Little Wi lie's, 36 I SEPT 29-OCT 2 SAT-SUN MAT Perspective (112 hour) WHERE scienlist who uses synlhelic skin 10 and music 01 one of the greatesl jazz SUN-ruES 7, 9 Iransformhis face into Ihalof his enemies. Markel SI, Pordand. 773-4500. I Gourmet Cooking Mad. Healthy: pianisls ever, delayed ils Portland pre Poultry Pleasure (1 hour) Unlortunalely the disguise doesn'l lasl Lars Vag_. laughing Acad.my (rock) I forever. exposing his lrue and hideous miere a few roore monlhs. Direclor Gena's ,13 Brown St. Portland. 772-7891 . : DOLLAR Power Ind SIIIII Theallr: Nickelodeon visage. Charlotle Zwerin examines Monk's Stephen Blum Group (jazZ) Cafe No. 20 I . :~~~~ A Review 01 Local Area enigmalic IT'lJsic, incorporating footage Temple and Middle, Portland. o..h Warrant Muscle-bound delective Danforth St, Portland. 772-8114. I Performances (1/2 hour) from a European tour when Monk was at lAg ~ lJttk,V'diDge. ~ 772-9751 (Jean-Claude Van Damme) gels a look Kar.ok. (inleractive entertainment) his best. : LUNCH I OCT 3-9 WED-TUES 7, 9 Programs premiere Fri. 7-1Oprn, First matinee Friday and at prison Irom Ihe olher side of the bars. Horsefealhers. 193 Middle SI, PorHand. (ONE WEElC) SAT-SUN MAT 1, 3 and are repealed Sat. - Mon. Saturday only Don Carto Verdi's opera can be seen on 773-3501. .}.,WITH THIS COUPON REG. $4.94 I 1-4 & 7-10pm and Tues., Wed., Wild at H.. rt (R) video as part 01 Bowdoin College's HRB (rock) Spring Point Cafe, 175 Pickel1 I I I",,, "'J .ALAII((. ,,~ I~'~ 4(ADlI.AY & Thurs. 9am-noon. SI. S. Portland. 767-4627. HOT PASTA SPECIAL WtTH BREAD, "WAlO \M,. ... !R!"e~\'''''m''.dU'O'Ll 7, 9:25 (through Sep 27) "Opera: Love Somelimes Conquers All" series. Die-hard opera fans might think SwIft Icecubea (rock) Moose Alley, 46 I BUTTER AND BEVERAGE. EXPIRES I Cable Channel 37 in Portland... So . I Come In Peace 10/31/90 land, Cape Elizabeth, Falmoum, & 1 :25, 3:55, 7:20, 9:20 the drive norlh worth the trip to view Markel SI. PorUand. 774-5246. I I Verdi 's 215-minule masterpiece. borough. Channel varies In Gorham. (from Sep 28) Brok.n M.n, From Good Hom .. (rock) • 58 MARKET STREET, OLD PORT 773-7146 I Funny About Lov. Gene Wilder. Chris Dry Dock, 84 Commercial St, PorUand. 10 Exchan SL, Portland 772-9600 Margin (R) Open Every Day Mon, through Sat. 11·6:30 ~I Narrow tine Lahti, Mary Stuart Masterson and - 774-3550. I 1 :05,3:35,7:10,9:35 we fear - lhe lalking baby from "look Isf.ndalde (raggae) The Pound. Shore Poatc.rda Who's Talking' slar in Ihis comedy di Rd. Cape Neddick. 363-5471 . ------from the Edge (R) reeled by Leonard Nimoy. What's il 1 :10,3:45,7:20,9:40 aboul? Your guess is as good as ours. Death W • ..,.nt (R) Are you gonna wager six bucks on Ihis 1 :25, 3:55, 7:25, 9:50 one? SUNDAY 9.30 Pump Up the Voluma (R) H.rdware is a science fiction Ihriller set in 1 :15, 3:40, 7:15, 9:45 lhe nOI-too-dislanllulure slaring a hosl Flatllner (R) olunknowns. You golil: no one here has Op.n Mik • . Geno's 13 Brown St, Port lhe vaguesl notion what Ihis one's about Witches Based on a story by Roald Dahl. land. 772-7891 . 1 :05, 3:55, 7:05, 9:40 I Come In Peac. Thewaron drugs rooves "Wilches" is a contemporary fairy tale Op.n Mike Night. Uncle Billy·s. 60 Ocean Witch.. (PG) 10 ouler space. A Houston cop and his about witches who lum children inlo SI. S. Portland. 767-7119. 1 :20,3:50 mice. The siory has a perverse appeal. partner chase an inlergalaclic drug run · Cafe No Jazz Jam, Open jam session The sullry and cold Angelica Huslon is nero Dolph Lundgren is the primary al· wilh rylhm seclion (byo jazz) Cale No, 20 Iraction 01 this one. casl in Ihe role of a witch . Nicolas Roeg Danforlh SI. Portland. 772-8114. promises 10 uncover childhood fears in General Cinemas International Tourne. of Animation Ric Edmiston (rock) Moose Alley, 46 lhe same unrelenling way he looked al Maine Mall The annual celebralion of inlernailonal Markel SI. Porlland. 774·5246. animailon comes to Portland for one loneliness, doubt and other grown-up Maine Mall Road lears in movies like "Insignificance: Headliner Comedy with Mike Stree, and MacL.ln. In "Postc.nb from the Edge,U week. Short animated lealures Irom the 774-1022 "Performance' and "Track 29." Playing McDonald. A Couple of Skirts U.S .. Canada. France, Japan and some (comedy) T-Bird's, 126 N. Boyd SI. Port My Blue Heaven (PG) even roore exotic places will be lealured against Ihese expeclalions, unforlu 175 Picketl St,. Soulh Portland 767-4627 1 :45, 4, 7:10, 9:30 nalely. is Ihe crealor ollhose adorable land. 773-8040. Th. King of New Yorl< Chrislopher Slaid Cleves .nd the Moxie Men (rock) Support the Congressional Candidate of the 90's! (through Sep 27) Walken is a relormed crime boss who, muppels, Jim Henson. If "The Wilches' eeeTHIS WEEKeae Gril1y McDuff·s. 396 Fore S~ PorHand. Postcards and other disasters Pacific Heights (R) were jusl aboul Ihe witches it would be music provided by Red Light Review upon his release from prison. Iries to 772-2739. I, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10 help his fellow man. belter. Roeg takes a perverse pleasure When writers discuss narrative, the reminder "show, don't tell" is in watching the wilches lorment children. (from Sep 28) 'The Love Of Jeann. Ney G.W. Pabsl's t~~Odona~n)~1 often heard. Apparently this reminder, if ever uttered in Hollywood, Huston plays lhe role of the Grand W~ch 1927 silenl fiimtells the tale of a romance STEAMY has not been spoken for some time. Movie makers and screen writers GoodFellow. (R) superbly. She's rulhless and hideous, 1,4,7, 10 belWeen a French bourgeoise woman ~~ia\h' BLUES -* UPCOMING A_POLlTIXCA CONCERTS*- are systematically destroying what was once a predominantly visual and a young Russian commu nisi. Pianisl Ihe ullimate tormentor. The special ef MONDAY 10.1 V '( /'\ Y 'I Funny About Love (PG) Danny Plall provides a live piano fects lhat show her wearing her true medium. Tell, tell, tell ... and if an audience still can't figure it out, tell 1 :45, 4:15, 7:15,9:30 cotors are marvelous. SMOKIllT' 9/26 ... Merle Saunders &The Rainforest Band soundlrad< for the film. PIaI1 has been them again. "Postcards From The Edge" is the latest example of this Hardware (R) Open Mike Night, Raoul's, 865 Forest BOOGIE 9/28 &29 ' ~loudon Wainwright III playing piano for Ihe classics since Ihe Ave. Portland. 773-6886. (travel as far as you have to to see this show!) utterly vacuous entertainment. Everything that is supposed to be 1,3:05, 5 :10, 7:15, 9:20 classocs had lheir firsl run. ~~ going on - tension, struggle, feeling - is communicated not by the Presumed Innocent (R) Monday Night Football (enlertalnmenl) CLASSIC 10/S"'Ronnie Earl &Broadcaster My Blue ~n Sieve Marbn and Rick Moose Alley. 46 Markel SI. Portland. characters but through bits and pieces of explanatory dialogue, which 1 :30, 4:15, 7, 9:45 Moranis star in this comedy wril1en by 774-5246. e:::....,..l---'jROCK usually fail to communicate anything either. As far as narrative is Daft(man (R) Nora Ephron (·When Harry Mel Sally") aboul an liallan hood who's hidden in concerned, "Postcards" is also an utter disaster. 1,3:15, 5:20, 7:30, 9:45 suburbia by the F. B.1. Thur. & Fri. "Postcards From The Edge" is based on a story by Carrie Fisher Ghoat (PG) 1 :30,4:15,7,9:50 MyS-tLHtI.VUlag.Czechosiovakian 9/27 & 9/28 Sat. 9/29 about her life and growing up with Mom (Doris Day) and Dad (Eddie director Jiri Menzel's 1896 movie is in TUESDAY 10.2 Fisher}. It's the story of a poor little rich kid from Beverly Hills who deed aboul a sweet lil1le village and a EVERY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON OUR WIDE-SCREEN lV nasty party bureaucral from oul of lown. takes too many drugs, goes to rehab and gets her life back. Open Mike Night wfth ....ar CIe.on, ALWAYS FOOD & DRINK SPECIALSI The Movies who lries 10 tal
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