Menorah Size Matters Bklyn Rabbis Battle for ‘World’S-Biggest’ Bragging Rights
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BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260–2500 • Brooklyn, NY • ©2014 Serving Brownstone Brooklyn, Williamsburg & Greenpoint AWP/16 pages • Vol. 37, No. 51 • December 19–25, 2014 • FREE LITTLE DRUMMER BATTLE Beep gets fl ak from NYPD union for his tree-lighting nod to police chokehold death
By Matthew Perlman The Brooklyn Paper Borough President Adams butted heads with a police union rep on Mon- day over a plan to use the Borough Hall Christmas-tree lighting to commemo- rate the death of Gowanus native Eric Garner at the hands of officers. Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association president Pat Lynch blasted the Beep after Adams announced he would dim the holiday lights at the ceremony, then beat a drum 11 times to mark the 11 times Garner said “I can’t breathe” as one officer choked him, then held him face-down with other officers’ help, kill- ing him, as the city medical examiner concluded. Lynch demanded that Adams hit the
drum another 80 times to honor each Photo by Stefano Giovannini of the cops killed since 1999, including those who died in the Sept. 11 attacks and (Above) Borough President Ad- from subsequent health problems. The ams, right, looks on as Brooklyn Beep, a former NYPD captain and co- United Marching Band drummer founder of 100 Blacks in Law Enforce- Royal Allah sounds 11 beats to ment Who Care, settled on seven addi- mark Eric Garner’s death, and one tional drum hits for each officer who for each police officer who died has died this year, saying that what New this year. (Right) Pat Lynch, head Yorkers need now is not strife but unity of the Patrolmen’s Benevolent about the importance of life. Association, who demanded “Our city is going through a time of dead police be honored, too. turmoil,” Adams said. “And really, con- The Christmas tree at Borough Hall after Borough President Adams turned on the lights, then dimmed versations on both sides seem to be add- them symbolically. forts last week, saying he is being un- ing to the tension. And that is not our helpfully divisive. goal here at Borough Hall.” “As a 22-year veteran of the New
Hours before the event, Adams invited noting that Lynch has been a persistent a Staten Island grand jury’s non-indict- Lynch said threw police “under the bus” Associated Press / Bebeto Matthews Lynch to join him at the ceremony, but voice in the media in recent weeks. ment of Officer Daniel Pantaleo who, by questioning the Pantaleo decision York City Police Department, I under- the union rep was a no-show. Nearly daily protests have rocked with help, ended Garner’s life. and relating how he cautioned his son Speaker Melissa-Mark Viverito not at- stand better than most that PBA Presi- A spokesman for the union said Lynch New York since Nov. 25, following a In that time, Lynch has gone on the Dante, who is mixed-race, to be extra- tend their funerals, citing the two pols’ dent Lynch has a job to protect and de- had other plans, though he declined to Ferguson, Missouri grand jury’s deci- attack against politicians who he per- careful when interacting with law en- “consistent refusal to show police of- fend his membership,” he said. “But it say what exactly he was up to. sion not to indict the police officer who ceives as being insufficiently support- forcement. Last week Lynch went so far ficers the support and respect they de- should not involve action that may ap- “It was a late invitation and Mr. Lynch shot and killed unarmed teen Michael ive of police officers. He has focused as to draw up a form for rank-and-file serve.” pear to indicate that the City is not united is extraordinarily busy,” said Al O’Leary, Brown, gaining new momentum with particular ire on Mayor DeBlasio, who cops to request DeBlasio and Council Adams spoke out against those ef- on public safety.” Menorah size matters Bklyn rabbis battle for ‘world’s-biggest’ bragging rights
By Matthew Perlman Butman doesn’t dispute the Park The Brooklyn Paper Slope Chabad’s six-inch advantage, It’s a menorah arms race. but insists the girth of his Manhat- As Jews across Brooklyn cele- tan light-stand is greater. brated Hanukkah, starting on Tues- “This is wider and weighs day, two borough congregations more. There’s no comparison,” were claiming to have erected the he said. world’s largest menorahs, one at A rabbi with the Park Slope Grand Army Plaza, and one at the congregation did not dispute But- memorial park of the same name man’s claim.
Associated Press / Vince Bucci on the distant island of Manhat- “They’ve got the width and Diana Ross just hit 70, but she is still working stages. tan. When it comes to the holy we got the height,” said Moshe candelabra, size does matter, one Hecht. rabbi said. The Festival of Lights runs for “There is an obligation on ev- eight days and nights, commemo- eryone to do the best they can,” rating the rededication of the Holy said Shmuel Butman, director of Temple in Jerusalem in the 2nd Motown in Flatbush! the Lubavitch Youth Organization century B.C. Giant menorahs also in Crown Heights, which is respon- went up outside Borough Hall and Diana Ross to reopen Kings Theatre Feb. 3 sible for the Manhattan menorah. in Manhattan Beach to mark the “The larger and grander the style, occasion. By Noah Hurowitz shop, in the name of money, the more light it gives.” Jews in other parts of the world The Brooklyn Paper not love, in 1977, and in sub- Butman’s menorah stands 33.5- also claim to have built the world’s The queen of Motown is going sequent years lost light fixtures feet tall, including the center can- largest menorah, including a group to let the good times roll at the to thieves, ornate plaster-work dle, and is certified in the Guin- in Washington, D.C., and one in Loew’s Kings Theatre in Flatbush to water damage, and red-vel- ness Book of World Records as the Tel Aviv. In fact, last year the Tel at its grand reopening. vet drapes to mildew. world’s largest menorah. Aviv menorah stood a whopping Diana Ross is set to reach out In 2012, Ace Theatrical But Brooklyn’s colossal candle- 92 feet, according to its creators , and touch a few thousand some- Group inked a deal with the holder stands a whole six inches though we have so far not been bodies as the first act to take the city to restore the cinema to taller when its center bulb is added, able to find an explanation of who stage on Feb. 3. The big show will its former glory. The wood- the Chabad of Park Slope claims, has forearms that long. reopen the picture palace that work and marble floors were and the group is so certain of its as- The face-off between Kings has been shuttered for nearly 40 largely intact and the restor- sertion that it runs the website www. County rabbis is the latest in a de- years and is in the closing weeks ers, convinced that the moun- worldslargestmenorah.com. cade of flashpoints in the meno- of a nearly $100-million over- tain was high enough, but not Now, given enough money, rah wars, which have also promi- haul. A Brooklyn booster hailed too high to surmount, began a equipment, and expertise, any nently featured the Congregation the news. $94-million restoration of their rabbi seeking to grab bragging B’nai Avraham of Brookyn Heights. “It is only fitting that the crown love child, with taxpayers foot- rights could blow these menorahs Back in 2005, the Heights congrega- tion and Park Slope’s Chabad were jewel of Flatbush, and one of the ing half of the bill. out of the water, but he would bump Photo by Cate Dingley finest theaters in America, will Tickets for “An Evening with up against the holy height limit of claiming “Brooklyn’s largest pub- Photo by Steve Solomonson The menorah at Brooklyn’s Grand Army Plaza is the bor- have one of the greatest artists Diana Ross” are on sale now. 20 cubits, the cubit being an an- ough’s biggest, and the city’s tallest, but it has some com- lic menorah” and “Brooklyn’s offi- ever as its inaugural show,” said The Loew’s Kings Theatre cient unit of measurement equiv- cial menorah,” respectively. on Flatbush Avenue. “An Evening with Diana petition from a wider menorah erected across the East River Chamber of Commerce head Carlo Ross” at the Loew’s Kings alent to the length of someone’s at another, lesser known Grand Army Plaza. Now the contest has moved onto Scissura. “By bringing Broadway Theatre (1027 Flatbush Ave. forearm, from the elbow to the the world stage and, despite the back to Brooklyn, the Kings The- ater, the Kings Theatre was one of between Duryea and Re- tip of the middle finger. There is abundance of boasting on all sides, atre will be a destination for peo- New York’s five sumptuously dec- gent places in Flatbush, obviously some variability built Brooklyn rabbis in question un- “largest.” Both the Brooklyn and Hecht insists it is not a rivalry. ple across the country — and Di- orated Loew’s Wonder Theatres, http://www.kingstheatre. into converting cubits — the in- derstand the limit to be 32 feet — Manhattan camps have stuck to the “Not only is there no compe- ana Ross is the perfect performer and operated for decades along- com/shows/an-evening-with- ternational Lubavitch movement’s but with the height cap, the quest 32-foot limit, while counting the tition, we support each other. We to raise the curtain.” side several other massive cine- diana-ross). Feb. 3 at 8 pm. website says that menorahs should to build the world’s largest meno- added height of the central candle help bring more light to the world Opened in 1929 as a movie the- mas on Flatbush Avenue. It closed Tickets start at $100. stop at 37 feet tall, while the two rah boils down to how you define towards the secular total. together,” he said. MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Success starts with formulating the right approach. Associated Press / John Minchillo Protesters crossed the Manhattan-bound road- way of the Brooklyn Bridge during a protest Apply now at: Comparative hit against police brutality on Dec. 13. Officers say Eric Linsker tried to throw Lit crowd decries rap against poet prof a trash can at police from the walkway above. SuccessAcademies.org By Noah Hurowitz The Brooklyn Paper ment ever.” The Brooklyn literary The fight on the bridge was scene is circling the wag- among the most violent mo- ons around one of its own, ments in the three weeks of the Crown Heights poet and protests that have taken place professor accused of trying to nearly nightly following the attack police on the Brook- Ferguson and Garner deci- lyn Bridge during an anti-po- sions, and officials made it lice-brutality protest on Sat- clear they would not stand urday night. for officers being injured. A Cops cuffed Baruch Col- high-ranking NYPD official lege adjunct professor Eric said in a statement that anti- Linsker on Sunday morn- police violence is where his ing, following a melee on the department “draws the line,” walkway of the iconic span and Mayor DeBlasio, who has that two lieutenants say began been made statements in cau- when they saw Linsker try to NY Post / G.N. Miller tious support of the protests, throw a trash can onto police Police escort poet and protester Eric Linsker out of a called for Linsker’s dismissal walking alongside marchers Manhattan station house after his arrest on Dec. 14. from Baruch College if he is on the roadway below. The found guilty. pair said they tried to appre- bevy of charges, though the son, Missouri, and the grand “I think an attack on a po- hend Linsker, but that sev- only actions the police report jury decisions not to indict the lice officer goes against the eral of his comrades fought directly ascribes to him are officers in either killing. grain of our civilization and them off, punching and kick- moving the trash can and Other Brooklyn writers our society, I think it’s abso- ing them, and breaking one wriggling free. weighed in supporting Lin- lutely unacceptable,” he told lieutenant’s nose, managing Video shot on the bridge sker, echoing Guan’s disbelief reporters at an unrelated press to wrestle Linsker out of his appears to show someone and questioning the NYPD’s conference, according to re- jacket so that he could flee. struggling with officers as version of events. A judge re- ports. The scribe, who studied at several people in street clothes leased the embattled bard on Linsker’s attorney rejected Harvard University and the yank and shove them, at one Sunday without bail, despite the notion that Linsker’s ar- prestigious Iowa Writers’ point sending them tumbling his facing felony riot and as- rest reflects on the movement Workshop, left his backpack onto the walkway. The strug- saulting an officer charges, as a whole. behind, with marijuana, two gle continues for nearly two which a senior editor of N+1 “This is an attempt to brand-new hammers, a pill- minutes, until a man who re- said lends credence to Linsk- blame an innocent person for bottle containing marijuana, sembles Linsker breaks free er’s claim of innocence. protests where there were a lot and two forms of photo identi- and he and a group of about “Eric Linsker has been of very angry people,” Mar- fication inside, officers wrote. 10 take off running. released on his own recog- tin Stolar said. “You cannot The report does not mention In the aftermath of Linsk- nizance because he didn’t undermine the validity of a the bag containing a mask, er’s arrest, New York’s tab- actually assault any po- protest by claiming an inno- which police officials touted loids seized on a by turns lice officers,” Keith Gessen cent man has destroyed its in early press statements. sexually explicit and mel- tweeted. validity.” Literary movers and shak- ancholy poem in the erotica Another writer, who is Reports state that more ers who know Linsker say magazine Adult that included Vice Media’s resident anar- than 25,000 people partici- there is no way he set out to the phrase “F--- the police” chist analyst, scoffed at the pated in Saturday’s march, attack police officers. three times. official version of events. the afternoon portion of “The charges of fanatic Guan said Linsker may “Welp, I’ve seen some which was permitted, un- violence are against every- write with Marxism on his cop nonsense, but listening like the nighttime demon- thing I know about Eric,” said mind, but that doesn’t nec- to complaint versus Eric strations that have snarled Frank Guan, editor of the po- essarily make him a revolu- Linsker in court … wow,” traffic across Manhattan and etry magazine Prelude and tionary. Natasha Lennard wrote. Downtown Brooklyn since contributor to Dumbo liter- “Eric’s poetry is very po- “Even judge had to laugh. the Ferguson verdict. Thou- ary magazine n+1. “It seemed litically oriented. It’s commu- Cops, pigs, liars.” sands continued the Saturday implausible, to be honest.” nist. That’s what it is mean to Malcolm Harris, an editor demonstration into the eve- The official NYPD account be,” he said. “I’m very skep- at the culture magazine The ning and, following the bridge also states a protester handed tical when people use some- New Inquiry who famously brawl, the march wound its an officer a third hammer and one’s writing to project onto tricked the world into think- way through Downtown and said, “They were throwing what someone may or may ing that the rock band Radio- Crown Heights, eventually these.” Above the descrip- not have done.” head was going to perform at making its way to the Louis tion of this event on a copy Guan said Linsker had Occupy Wall Street, agreed H. Pink Houses in East New of the police report provided grown increasingly distressed that the arraignment was re- York, where a rookie police by Linsker’s lawyer, some- in the wake of the deaths of markably low-key. officer shot and killed un- one scrawled “BS.” Eric Garner in Staten Island “Yeah it was cray,” he armed Red Hook resident Linsker is now facing a and Michael Brown in Fergu- tweeted. “Chillest arraign- Akai Gurley last month. Have you had a change of heart?
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Cops arrested a pair of BrooklynPaper.com/blotter razor blade, law enforcement The victim reported that women who they say stole a officials said. the burglar broke into the The Trusted Name In Roofing bunch of clothing from a Ful- Cops arrived and cuffed basement between Fourth and ton Street department store The would-be burglars saw Hack attack the 31-year-old minutes later, the woman, climbed back Fifth avenues in Bay Ridge SINCE 1979 on Dec. 6. Cops cuffed two teens and they said. sometime between 10:15 pm down the fire escape, and va- A worker said the suspects are looking for two more who that Monday and 6 am the moosed, the report says. Myrtle burgle came into the store between they say beat up a cab driver A lithe lowlife stole jewelry next day. Licensed – Brooklyn – Insured Gallatin Place and Hoyt Street Fulton beat in Fort Greene on Dec. 13 and and a computer from a Myrtle Hacked at 8:30 pm stuffed their bags Cops cuffed a pair of stole his jacket and cash. Avenue apartment on Dec. 9 A sneak tore into the Sheet- with merchandise, and strolled women for allegedly attack- The 57-year-old hack said after entering through a fire Top Quality Workmanship towards the exit. he was dropping off the quar- rock above the back door of a ing a clerk in a Fulton Street escape window, cops said. Fort Hamilton Parkway inter- Security stopped the sus- store on Dec. 1. tet at 3:40 am near the cor- A 25-year-old resident of pects and police arrested them, ner of Park Avenue and Adel- net cafe on Dec. 14 and stole The 35-year-old employee the apartment said she left the $400 and two credit cards References Available according to a police report. said she was working between phi Street when they attacked building between Vanderbilt Between the two of them, the from inside the establish- Pearl and Jay streets at 4:20 him. and Clinton avenues at 9 am accused had 57 pieces of mer- ment, per a report. pm when the two suspects The teens punched the and did not return until 7:45 Affordable – Professional & Courteous chandise in their bags worth The cafe is between 62nd came in and started talking driver in the face, removed his that evening. When she ar- $2,228, officers said. jacket, and took $150 in cash, and 63rd streets in Dyker smack, then threw objects at rived she found three neck- Heights, and the break-in hap- Sweater getter her, including a sign. according to a police report. laces and a computer miss- 718-833-3508 Officers arrived and arrested pened between 2 am and 10:30 A thief stole 10 sweat- Cops arrived not long ing, officers stated. am, police said. thereafter and slapped the a 16-year-old and 17-year-old ers from a Montague Street Lush worker — Max Jaeger 513 72nd Street, Brooklyn clothing store on Dec. 2, po- bracelets on the accused, for the alleged attack, but two Some careful crooks emp- lice said. officers recounted. others got away, NYPD offi- tied the pockets of a man sleep- An employee of the store cials said. 94TH PRECINCT ANY COMPLETE Grab bag ing on the Q train on Dec. 13, GUTTER COMPLETE between Henry and Clinton A shoplifter stole a duf- Special delivery according to police. Greenpoint–Northside CLEANING FLASH & PAINT ROOFING JOB streets said she saw the sus- fel bag full of sneakers and A pair of toughs roughed The groggy 43-year-old pect enter at 3:49 pm carry- Cheap shot clothing from a Fulton Street up a delivery guy in front of straphanger said he was ing a shopping bag. A lowlife stole a guy’s bag clothing store on Dec. 1, cops a Monument Walk building drinking at a bar in the Mid- $ $ $ She then saw the shoplifter when he left it underneath the said. on Dec. 13, according to the town section of Manhattan bar at a Wythe Avenue night- 100 750 250 Off load up the bag with sweat- authorities. A worker at the store be- and boarded a Brooklyn- ers and run out of the door, club on Nov. 15, cops said. tween Pearl and Smith streets The 33-year-old food run- bound Q train at 11:30 pm Any Size House Max 1200 sq. ft. of 1200 sq. ft. cops said. The victim said that he said he saw the scalawag saun- ner said he was making a de- on Dec. 12. walked into the nightclub or more Mean mugged ter in at 1:39 pm, grab the bag, livery to the building between He fell asleep, and did not between N. 11th and N. 12th A callous crook choked a stuff it with items, and run out Park and Myrtle avenues at wake up until the train was With Coupon Only. With Coupon Only. With Coupon Only. streets at 1 am and placed his woman and jacked her cell- of an emergency exit. 7:28 pm, and that he called his heading back toward Manhat- Expires 2/15/15 Expires 2/15/15 Expires 2/15/15 pouch on a hook underneath phone and wallet on Colum- The quick crook made off customers to have them come tan, then exited at the Atlan- the bar. He left, and when he bia Heights on Dec. 2, the au- with six pairs of shoes and outside once he arrived. tic Avenue-Barclays Center came back 10 minutes later, thorities stated. four pairs of pants, valued A lout approached him station, the authorities re- his bag was gone, according The 32-year-old victim said at $1,010, according to a po- and asked how much the food ported. to the authorities. she was on her way to her car lice report. cost, and as the delivery guy He discovered that his wal- Took locker between Pineapple and Clark showed him a receipt a second let, cellphone, and bottle of streets at 5:37 pm when the vil- 88TH PRECINCT scoundrel came up from be- anxiety pills were all miss- A sneak-thief stole cash lain came up from behind and hind and tried to tackle him, ing from his pockets, cops and credit cards from a man put her in a chokehold. Fort Greene–Clinton Hill cops said. recounted. The same thing staying at a Skillman Ave- She fought back, then Stickup slip-up The victim fought the guy has happened to the victim nue homeless shelter on Dec. the tough grabbed her stuff off as he was trying to steal four times since 2007, offi- 6, law enforcement officials Someone tried to rob a reported. and took off running down Myrtle Avenue bank on Dec. the food, and both of the cul- cers added. Columbia Heights towards prits fled, police said. The man said that he was C.O.D. 12, but took off without get- — Matthew Perlman staying at the shelter near Squibb Park, cops said. ting any cash, cops said. Bad breakup Kingsland Avenue and put Date crashers A teller said the crook came Police arrested a man 76TH PRECINCT his property in a locker at A group of toughs roughed into the bank between Clinton who they say knocked out a noon, then went to use the and Waverly avenues at 2:10 Carroll Gardens– up and robbed a guy who was 61-year-old for interfering in Cobble Hill–Red Hook shower. When he returned waiting for an internet date pm, and slipped her a note an argument on the corner an hour later, his cash and in the lobby of a York Street that read, “Give me $1,000 of Carlton and Lafayette av- Santa’s sleigh credit cards were gone, a re- building on Dec. 3, accord- I have a weapon.” enues on Dec. 13. A thief stole a Honda Od- port says. (718) 354-3834 ing to police. The teller stepped away The victim said he was try- yssey packed to the gills with Phone ranger The 28-year-old victim said from her window, and the ban- ing to break up a fight between holiday gifts from its Union he met a girl named Destiny on dit ran off, officers stated. a coworker and her friend at Street parking spot on Dec. A bike-riding bandit # #" !&$"# ! MeetMe.com, and was wait- Emergency exit 12:02 am when the friend 12, according to a report. snatched a man’s phone out The victim parked his van, of his hand on Roebling Street ing for her in the building be- A gunman held up a teen punched him in the face. &( $ ( $! # $"# worth $40,000, between Court on Dec. 9, officers stated. tween Gold and Navy streets inside the Lafayette Avenue He fell to the ground and and Smith streets at 10 pm, The victim said he was !!!% # ) at 7:30 pm. Five goons showed subway station on Dec. 9, ac- the suspect stomped on his and returned at 6 am the next near N. Sixth Street at 8:50 instead, punching and kick- cording to police. chest and face, causing him # ) ! day to find a bandit had ab- pm when the sinister cyclist ing him, then taking his stuff, The 17-year-old victim to lose consciousness, po- sconded with it, cops said. The rode in front of him, grabbed ! ( $!'# !! cops said. A member of the said he got off of a Brook- lice said. ride contained $600 worth the device, and pedaled off. ambush team flashed a gun lyn-bound C train at 8:35 am, Officers arrived and ar- of children’s toys, and $120 before they all melted into the and that the fiend followed. rested the 41-year-old for the worth of groceries, the vic- night, police said. The mugger stopped him as crime, finding him a block 90TH PRECINCT away at Adelphi Street and tim related. Dude awakening he was heading up the stairs, Southside–Bushwick PAY C.O.D. PRICES & SAVE!!* Greene Avenue, they re- Two creeps tried to bur- flashed him a handgun tucked Unsafe blanket FaceCrime into his waistband, and de- ported. A blanket sale went South glarize a woman’s Dean Cops cuffed a woman who manded his cellphone, a re- Caught in act when the seller followed his Prompt Delivery Street apartment on Dec. 7, they say slashed a guy in the customer home and robbed but she woke up and scared port states. Officers arrested a man on face with a box-cutter on Gra- him in the hallway of a build- Easy Online Ordering them away, NYPD officials The teen gave over the Cumberland Walk who they ham Avenue on Dec. 11. ing on Hicks Street on Dec. said. phone but the mugger fol- say tried to steal a car on Dec. The 48-year-old victim said 12, officer stated. The 29-year-old victim lowed him out of the exit 14, after the owner caught him he was near Siegel Street at Metered Delivery The victim bought three said she was sleeping in the near Fulton Street and S. red-handed. 5:10 pm when the 23-year-old blankets from the scalawag apartment between Nevins Portland Avenue, then down The 34-year-old victim re- suspect walked up and sliced Premium Heating Oil Street and Third Avenue at the street, according to of- ported that he saw someone at a pizza joint, then the fiend him, seriously injuring him. 4:50 am when a cold draft ficers. rifling around in his car be- followed him several blocks The victim said he knows the woke her up. The victim handed over tween Park and Myrtle ave- to the elevator of his build- accused. www.CODOIL.com She opened her eyes and $180 in cash and both of them nues at 9 pm. ing between Centre Mall and Bush Street at 6 pm. Change comes *Cannot combine with any other offers. saw the pair of prowlers reach- re-entered the train station, at He approached and asked ing into the window and try- which point the suspect took the guy what he was doing On the second floor, po- A fiend attacked and robbed Lic. #74-1810078 ing to open it, according to a off, law enforcement officials and the suspect told him it lice say the ruffian shoved the a guy on Moore Street on Dec. police report. recounted. was a friend’s car, the police man against a wall, knocked 10 after trying to break a bill, him to the ground, stuck an police said. object against his head, and The victim said that he was said, “You know what this is, in a bodega between Hum- give it up.” boldt Street and Graham Av- The robber rooted around enue at 10 am when the goon in the victim’s pockets and approached. IMPROVE YOUR LIFE. Brooklyn on extracted $300 in cash, then “Do you have change for stepped on the poor guy’s a five?” the lout supposedly glasses and made his get- asked. away, according to a report. When the victim refused, SLEEP ON THE PUREST It was not clear whether he the punk punched him in the allowed the victim to keep face, grabbed cash out of his the blankets. hand, and scrammed, accord- Anti-Christmas ing to a report. A witness gave MATERIALS ON EARTH. chase but could not catch the A grinch with a heart two assailant, the report states. sizes too small swiped a cou- Sell only ple of packages from the lobby Wood evening of a building on Court Street A scrappy thief broke into you a on Dec. 15, NYPD officials a Stewart Avenue lumberyard said. sometime overnight on Dec. The victim left his apart- 9 and stole nearly $10,000 in ment between Luquer and cash, cops said. Nelson streets at about 8 The owner of the yard am, and when he arrived between Grattan Street and home at 10 pm, two pack- Flushing Avenue said that he ages containing a $40 gui- left the business at 10 pm on tar and a $10 umbrella, which Dec. 9, and when he returned had been delivered during the at 5 am the next day, he found NOW OPEN! day, had disappeared, a re- the doors kicked in, several port states. desk drawers open in the of- , Brooklyn, New York — Noah Hurowitz fice, and $9,430 taken. 18 237 1092 Tools rush in FREE $50 GIFT CARDS TO THE FIRST 50 VISITORS 10am-8pm | 10am-6pm | Sun 12am-5pm 68TH PRECINCT Cops cuffed a man who Bay Ridge–Dyker Heights they say broke into a Ten Eyck Street construction site to steal Keyed tools on Dec. 10. Two gun-toting robbers Police said they responded stole $65, a cellphone, and to calls of suspicious men in the keys to a moped from a the property between Union delivery guy on Shore Road Avenue and Lorimer Street at on Dec. 12, police said. 4:40 am. When officers ar- The victim was making a rived, they found the 20-year- delivery on the road between old suspect stealing power 88th street and Narrows Av- tools, including a drill, a saw, enue in Bay Ridge at 8:05 pm a screw gun, garbage bags, when the pair whipped out a a hammer, a crowbar and a black firearm and took his nail gun, and arrested him, stuff, according to the au- but his partner escaped, cops thorities. said. — Danielle Furfaro December 19–25, 2014 The Brooklyn Paper • www.BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260-2500 AWP 5 150 miles in one session and Public Advocate Letitia keep the car for as many as four James held a public hearing days. At the end of a trip, mem- about the proposed merger Affordable Family Dentistry IT’S MUSICAL CARS! bers can park in any space on the between Time Warner Ca- in modern pleasant surroundings street in the coverage area, as ble and Comcast last week. long as street-cleaning restric- A panel discussed how the State of the Art Sterilization (autoclave) Meet the guys who move Car2Go’s fl eet around all day tions do not go into effect for merger could give the inter- Emergencies treated promptly more than 24 hours on a street net and television service pro- Special care for children & anxious patients By Matthew Perlman that is cleaned twice a week, vider a monopoly and unfair WE NOW ACCEPT OXFORD The Brooklyn Paper or 12 hours on a street that is advantage in the city, and if Moving your car once a cleaned four times a week. the merger would increase the • Tooth Bleaching (whitening) week for street cleaning seems The service is more conve- digital divide between poor • Cosmetic Dentistry, Porcelain Facings & Inlays, like a breeze compared to this nient when dropping off the and wealthy communities. Bonding Crowns & Bridges (Capping) guy’s job. car in less-congested areas, • • • • Painless, Non-Surgical Gum Treatment The car company Daimler since on-street parking can Just in time for the holidays, • Root Canal • Extractions • Dentures • Cleanings launched its car-share service be difficult to find in neigh- Ebay has added 80 Brooklyn • Implant Dentistry • Fillings (tooth colored) Car2Go in Brooklyn back in borhoods such as Downtown. businesses to its Ebay Local • Stereo headphones • Analgesia (Sweet air) October, allowing people to pick Rivera said the car’s diminu- program this week. The stores Dr. Jeffrey M. Kramer up a Smart car on the street, and tive size does make things a will offer delivery and in-store unlike competitor Zipcar, drop little easier, but Asante said pickup to shoppers on the site. 544 Court Street, Carroll Gardens it off in any on-street parking the company is looking into The online auction house is 624-5554 s 624-7055 space in a designated area. But renting spaces in parking ga- running similar programs in Convenient Office Hours & Ample Parking the constant motion of the two- rages to ease the burden. four other cities in the United and insurance plans accommodated seat cars, and the ever-present “We’re working on acquir- States, and three abroad. threat of alternate-side park- ing spaces all over the bor- ing rules mean it takes a lot of ough, but especially Down- work to keep the cars evenly town,” Asante said, after distributed and out of the im- spending about 45 minutes pound lot. We rode along with circling The Brooklyn Pa- one of the workers who spends per’s MetroTech Center of- his days shuffling vehicles to fice hunting for a spot. avoid the street sweepers. He Car2Go found office space said the distinctive cars raise in Sunset Park’s Industry eyebrows and prompt a lot of Photo by Stefano Giovannini City, a location Asante said questions. John Asant, a supervisor with Daimler-owned Car2Go, helped launch the car the company chose because “The first thing people ask share service in Brooklyn in October. of the influx of new businesses OUS OUS OUS when they see the car is, ‘What to the area. "" "! "& is this?’ ” said Angel Rivera, a million members, according to “It’s super hard to find park- “It’s a neighborhood that’s Bushwick native who moves a spokesman for the company. ing,” Olav Christensen said. building up and changing,” 1]a[SbWQAS`dWQSa(0]b]f0SZ]bS`]8cdSRS`[D]Zc[O 50 or 60 cars each day. “The The Brooklyn system already “That’s why we’ve never owned he said. “Our coming here @ORWSaaSAQcZ^b`O:OaS`6OW`@S[]dOZ:OaS`DSW\@S[]dOZOUS OUS OUS second thing they ask is ‘How has 15,000 members, and ex- a car here. This is a really clever speaks to us wanting to be "" "! "& much does it cost?’ ” a part of that growth.” ;SRWQOZAS`dWQSa(eSOQQS^b56767> ''/3B:/<6=@7H=<O\R[O\g]bVS`a per trip, by the minute, hour, ing, the spokesman said. car, and Car2Go is a way for John Dewey High School or day, at rates of $0.41, $14.99, “It’s the fastest-growing mar- the manufacturer to profit from is hosting a robotics compe- 8OdWS`HSZOgO;2 1OZZB]ROg and $84.99 respectively. The ket in North America,” said Tom people who who need a set tition this weekend as part of #">`]a^SQb>O`YESab0YZg\ % &&! !! ! company currently has a fleet McNeil, manager of the Brook- of wheels now and then, As- the First Tech Challenge , !$ESab %bVAb`SSb By Danielle Furfaro schools. The schools are PS The Brooklyn Paper 31, PS 34, PS 110, and MS WINTER 2015 It’s a green sweep. 126. The Greenpoint Commu- • Curb your litter: $569,000 nity Environmental Fund, cre- to develop a plan to decrease ated to fund projects to spruce litter and improve waste man- up the heavily polluted neigh- agement. borhood, announced the win- • Newtown Creek study: ners of its biggest set of grants $130,000 for a study of the today. Greenpoint shoreline and The six winners include eroded bulkheads along New- an overhaul of the Green- town Creek, with an eye to im- point library branch, a plan proving natural habitats. to plant trees throughout the The money for the fund was area, and an anti-litter pro- set aside as part of a court set- gram. Here is a rundown of tlement from Big Oil for the the projects that hit the eco- Community Newspaper Group / Ben Kochman neighborhood that suffered friendly jackpot. Greenpoint’s lone library branch will be closed for through an oil spill three times • Environmental education renovations all summer. the size of the Exxon Valdez at Greenpoint library: $5 mil- disaster. lion to remodel the Greenpoint million for a “re-foresting” of park trees. The six projects will get library branch on Norman Av- Greenpoint by planting 500 • West Street watershed $11 million of the $19.5 mil- enue. The proposal calls for trees throughout the neigh- storm water project: $1.9 mil- lion in the fund, which dis- improving energy and wa- borhood and funding mainte- lion for a system to capture, persed money for smaller un- ter efficiency using recycla- nance for existing street and store, and treat storm water, dertakings earlier this year . ble and non-toxic materials, park trees. It was not imme- in order to reduce flooding A nifty proposal to crowd- and adding an environmen- diately clear where the main- and sewage backups. source air-quality data by dep- tal education center on the tenance money would go or • Greenpoint eco-schools: utizing Greenpointers with air second floor and an outdoor how it relates to the parks de- $1.4 million to develop en- sensors hanging from neck- classroom on the roof. partment’s existing responsi- vironmental education pro- laces did not make the cut in • Greening Greenpoint: $2 bility to maintain street and grams for four Greenpoint this final round. Photo by Elizabeth Graham Shovels of gold Mayor DeBlasio, along with executives from Forest City Ratner Companies and its Chinese government- owned partner Greenland, USA, broke ground on a below-market-rate apartment building in the develop- ment project formerly known as Atlantic Yards this week. BUSINESS, BROOKLYN STYLE – ADVERTISEMENT Better Carpet Warehouse on Atlantic Avenue is a cut above the rest, and provides carpeting to the stars 9P:8D@CC<JG Jarrod McCabe sic and we are all com- mitted to our queer iden- tities,” said Emily Bielagus, who plays guitar and sings in the folk-country band Kings and who co-organized the show with her bandmate Stephanie Bishop. It may be surprising that there are so many (718) 260–2500 The Brooklyn Paper’s essential guide to the Borough of Kings December 19–25, 2014 gay country bands in Brooklyn, but it is less of a shock that all of the groups in the borough man- aged to find each other, Bielagus said. “When you define yourself as a queer coun- try band, you find out about each other pretty fast,” she said. Bishop said the musicians realize the con- tradiction of playing queer country — a genre that is usually associated with more conserva- tive values. But that is all the more reason to keep strumming, she said. “Historically, country has not been a safe space Beastly for queer people, and that is part of the reason to do something like this,” said Bishop. The other three acts on the bill are Julia Wel- don, Small Talk, and Karen and the Sorrows. The groups all wear their politics on their sleeves, Bielagus said, but the appeal of the music is universal. “We are two queer women and when we front the band and write about women in that way, it’s a political move,” said Bielagus. “But at the end of the day, they are love songs that anyone blowout! can listen to.” Big Gay Country Holiday at Littlefield [622 Degraw St. between Fourth and Third Avenues A Krampus holiday party in Gowanus, (718) 855–3388, www.littlefieldnyc. com]. Dec. 19 at 7 pm. $8–10. — Danielle Furfaro By Noah Hurowitz often just focus on the good aspects The Brooklyn Paper of things,” she said. “In Eastern Europe, where history has antaCon never made it to Bushwick, but been a lot harsher, there the evil twin of Saint Nick is coming to is not such an easy out. If COMEDY S Gowanus on Dec. 20. you’re a bad kid, you might The Morbid Anatomy Museum is once be beaten with a birch switch.” again throwing its annual Krampus Costume The museum hosted its first Party, celebrating the more sinister side of Krampus party six years ago, Oy play! the holiday season. and the event has grown into a “We’ve got the whole naughty or nice thing, big annual tradition since then. Talk about a schtick. it even has a song, but Krampus really re- This year’s festivities will include Sean Altman, a musician and comedian who inforces what happens if you’re naughty,” a talk from a Krampus expert, disc is responsible for one of the best-loved children’s said Joanna Ebenstein, the museum’s cre- jockey Vince Clarke (formerly of television theme songs of the past 20 years, is com- ative director. Depeche Mode) spinning tunes, a ing to the Brooklyn Academy of Music on the According to Alpine European lore, Kram- Krampus costume contest, raffles, fifth night of Hanukkah (also known as Dec. 20) pus is a companion of Saint Nicholas who en- free booze and cake, drag and bur- to present an evening of forces the harsh side of justice while the jolly lesque performances, and a photo booth de- “unkosher comedy songs.” guy hands out the treats. The mythical creature signed to look like the basket Krampus uses Altman said penning the sports horns, gnarled features, and a penchant to kidnap misbehaving kids. tunes has been a way to for kidnapping naughty children and whipping Krampus Costume Party at the Morbid connect with his Jewish them with a birch bark switch, so he poses far Anatomy Museum [424-A Third Ave. be- heritage without actually more of a threat than the odd piece of stock- tween Sixth and Seventh streets in Gowanus, practicing Judaism. ing coal American kids have to fear. (347) 799–1017, www.morbidanatomymu- “I wanted to write Ebenstein first discovered the anti-Santa seum.org]. Dec. 20 at 8 pm. $25, $15 for mu- songs about something when she was living in Hungary. She said seum members. that interested me with- Krampus captivated her because he was a per- out having to go to syn- Sean Altman Sean fect illustration of how people on this side of agogue,” he said. the Atlantic shy away from unpleasantness. Krampus kostume: An attendee of a Altman said he is no expert on Judiasm, just “Krampus really shows how Americans previous Krampus party. your typical cultural Jew. He grew up in a secular Jewish household and was bar mitzvahed, but de- Morbid Anatomy Museum clared himself an atheist and quickly forgot most of what he learned in Hebrew school. Barclays Center, Bushwick newcom- “I am observant only in that I like to observe ers, vegans, and many other symp- other Jews in their religion,” he said. toms of a gentrifying city. To date, Altman has written about 20 songs Lum said the song is partially about based on his marginal knowledge of Judaism. The solidarity with her fellow New York titles include “Taller Than Jesus,” “Christian Baby Native songs natives and partially a criticism of rich Blood,” and “Blame the Jews.” His song “They kids who want the glam side of New Tried to Kill Us (We Survived, Let’s Eat)” is about York living but none of the struggle one of the most well-known Jewish holidays. This transplant-trashing most real New Yorkers have endured. “It is the story of Passover as told on Wiki- You don’t have to be from New York pedia,” he said. to get it, but you do have to put in In the 1990s, Altman, who is also a member rapper targets W’burg time and hard work getting to know of the comedy variety show What I Like About the city, she said. Jew, wrote the theme song for the show “Where By Noah Hurowitz play her hometown. “Whether you’re from here or in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” as part of The Brooklyn Paper “It’s a little gift to play in New York, been living here a while, there are the a cappella group Rockapella. because people here know where I’m certain things you understand,” said “Despite all the fine pop songs I have writ- he is giving New York newcom- coming from,” said the artist also Lum. “Native New Yorkers all have ten since then, that is the one that helps me pay ers a bad rap. known as Nora Lum. a shared anger about what has hap- the bills,” he said. S Rap rabble-rouser Awkwafina Born and raised in Queens, Lum pened to their hometown in the past “Jewmongous: Unkosher Comedy Songs” will perform at the Knitting Factory earned herself a good deal of attention six years. New York has always been at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, Howard on Dec. 20, bringing her eclectic mix for her 2013 music video “NYC B-- a place that people come to from other Gilman Opera House [30 Lafayette Ave. be- Shirley Yu Shirley of hip-hop and comedy to Williams- --$,” which takes transplants to task places, but it’s weird being a townie tween Ashland Place and St. Felix Street in Fort Welcome to New York: Queens native Nora Lum, also known as burg. And the up-and-coming emcee for co-opting the city of her birth. In in someone else’s dream land. That Greene, (718) 636–4100, www.bam.org]. Dec. Awkwafina, takes aim at clueless New York transplants. said it is always a treat to be able to the song, Lum drags through the mud See RAP on page 10 20, 9 pm. 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In Your Fantas- stop his two-volume album This is sure to be some tic Life, “miserable” Kings County Saloon Christmas “Souvenirs of the Soul enchanted evening. audience members banned Santa suits rapping Clap” at a special holi- “Wizard rock” band during SantaCon , and day edition of Soul will share their tales of It’s Christmas time in Harry and the Potters now it is banning Clap, featuring local woe, and a panel of … Prospect Heights, is bringing its annual Christmas tunes on soul legend Charles comedians then have Brooklyn? Hip-hop Yule Ball party back to Christmas Eve. It will, Bradley at guest selec- 10 minutes to try and radio stations WBLS the Bell House for improve that person’s however, host a Christ- tor. mas dance-off, and and Hot 97 are another festive season. life in some way. throwing a Christmas Midnight at Brooklyn Also rocking out with bartenders will be 8 pm at Union Hall [702 show at Barclays Bowl [61 Wythe Ave. their wands out will be serving up the bar’s between N. 11th and N. Union St. between Fifth seasonal cocktail the Center, headlined by the Potter Puppet Pals, and Sixth avenues in Park 12th streets in “ghost-a-rita,” made Run DMC and LL Williamsburg, (718) 963– Draco and the Mal- Slope, (718) 638–4400, Cool J, plus DJ Z-Trip, 3369, www.brooklynbo wl. foys, Tonks and the www.unionhalln y.com]. with absinthe, Coin- $6. Lecrae, K. Michelle, com]]. $8. Aurors, and Whomp- treau, and juice. and Diggy. ing Willows. 8 pm at Kings County Saloon [1 Knickerbocker 7:30 pm at Barclays 6:30 pm at the Bell House Ave. between Johnson Center [620 Atlantic Ave. [149 Seventh St. between Avenue and Ingraham at Pacific Street in Second and Third avenues Street in Bushwick, (347) ‘Tis the season Prospect Heights, (917) in Gowanus, (718) 643– 987–3751, www.king- 618– 6100, www.barclaysc 6510, www.thebellhouse- scount ysalo on.com]. Free when accidents happen! enter.com]. $20–$225. ny.com]. $20. entry. CALL US FIRSTt24 Hour Service STILLWELL NINE DAYS IN BROOKLYN FRI, DEC. 19 AUTO ENTERPRISE, INC. ART, “GREAT GOOD PLACES”: John Tebeau’s illustrations of hangout bars in New Orleans. Free. 10 am– Expert Collision Repairs midnight. Fort Defi ance [365 Van Brunt St. at Dikeman Street in Red Find lots more listings online at Hook, (347) 453–6672], www.fortde- BrooklynPaper.com/Events Certified Carco Insurance Inspection Center fi ancebrooklyn.com. ART, SMALL WORKS EXHIBITION jalopy.biz. & SALE: Clover’s Fine Art Gallery MUSIC, TAMARRAQS WINTER SOL- presents an exhibition and sale of STICE HAFLA: Free. 9 pm. BAM contemporary artwork from over ten artists. Free. 11 am– 5 pm. Clover’s Cafe (30 Lafayette Ave. between Fine Art Gallery [338 Atlantic Avenue Ashland Place and St. Felix Street between Smith and Hoyt streets in in Fort Greene), www.bam.org/pro- Cobble Hill, (718) 625–2121], www. grams/bamcafe-live. cloversfi neart.com. MUSIC, JAMIE MCLEAN BAND: Free. THEATER, “BLOOM. SHE IS DE- 10 pm. Hill Country Barbecue [345 SCENDING”: Lindsay Abromaitis- Adams St. at Willoughby Street, Smith’s installation combines video, (718) 885–4608], www.hillcountrybk. sound, and live performance to show com. her battle with ALS. Free. 7 pm. Five Myles Gallery [558 St. John’s Associated Press / Duane Burleson SAT, DEC. 20 Pl. between Classon and Franklin Detroit block city: The Pistons motor into Barclays Center to avenues in Prospect Heights, (718) clash with the Nets on Dec. 21. MUSIC, BROOKLYN YOUTH CHO- 783–4438], www.fi vemyles.org. RUS’S HOLIDAY HARMONIES: MUSIC, “MUSIC OF TRANSFORMA- Performing a repertoire of contem- *OTVSBODF$MBJNTt$PMPS.BUDIJOHt5PXJOH"WBJMBCMF)PVST TION”: Pianist and composer Vijay porary, holiday, and choral music. Iyer performs the world premiere COMING SOON TO $10-$45. 1 pm and 6 pm. Brooklyn 3FOUBM$BST)BOEMFEt6OJUJ[FE$IBTJT4USBJHIUFOJOH of a solo piece for piano, his recent Center for the Performing Arts at suite “Mutations I-X.” and his score Brooklyn College [2900 Campus to the fi lm “Radhe Radhe: Rites of BARCLAYS CENTER Rd., between Amersfort Place and Holi.” From $20. 7:30 pm. Brooklyn Kenilworth Place in Midwood, (718) [email protected] Academy of Music [30 Lafayette 951–4500], www.brooklyncenteron- Ave. between Ashland Place and featuring Providence, Miami, line.org. St. Felix Street in Fort Greene, (718) FRI, DEC. 19 Fordham, and Manhattan. $15– MUSIC, WIDOWSPEAK, QUILT, WHAT 5FMt'BY 636–4100], www.bam.org. $56.50. 6 pm. MOON THINGS: $12. 7 pm. Glass- THEATER, “I UNDERSTAND EVERY- MUSIC, CHRISTMAS IN BROOK- lands (289 Kent Ave. at S. Second 2603 Stillwell Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11223 THING BETTER”: A collaborative ef- LYN: featuring Run DMC, LL Cool Street in Williamsburg), www.glass- fort between choreographer David J, DJ Z-Trip, and Lecrae. $19.99– TUE, DEC. 23 lands.com. Neumann, sound and video artist Tei $225. 7:30 pm. MUSIC, SISTER HELEN, MAXO: $8– Blow, and playwright Sibyl Kempson SPORTS, BROOKLYN NETS VS. $10. 8 pm. Rock Shop [249 Fourth that utlizes technology, weather re- SUN, DEC. 21 DENVER NUGGETS: $30– Ave. between Carroll and President ports, and Japanese classical theater $3,000. 7:30 pm. streets in Park Slope, (718) 230– forms. $14 ($10 advance). 7:30 pm. SPORTS, BROOKLYN NETS VS. 5740], www.therockshopny.com. BRIC Arts Media House [647 Fulton DETROIT PISTONS: $22–$3,000. THEATER, “THE VULGAR EARLY Advertise your St. at Rockwell Place in Fort Greene, 6 pm. SAT, DEC. 27 WORKS”: Dance-performance (718) 683–5621], www.bricartsme- duo Magda & Chelsea perform a dia.org. SPORTS, HARLEM GLOBETROT- recombination and composting of MUSIC, TK WONDER, KISSEY, EVVY, MON, DEC. 22 TERS: $25.50–$193.50. 1 pm. the works the performers have done DJ ANTHON BONES: $10. 8 pm. since meeting in 2012, encompass- Clinical Studies in Glasslands (289 Kent Ave. at S. Sec- SPORTS, BROOKLYN HOOPS SPORTS, BROOKLYN NETS VS. INDIANA PACERS: $50–$3,000. ing feminism, humor, self-love, and ond Street in Williamsburg), www. 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Unless otherwise agreed in writing, Courier Life, Inc. will not give any compensation, credit or notice of its use of unsolicited submissions. 718-260-4537 PUBLISHER EMERITUS Ed Weintrob HOW TO E-mail news and arts releases to [email protected] E-mail calendar listings to [email protected] CONTACT E-mail nightlife listings to [email protected] THE PAPER To e-mail a staff member, use first initial last name @cnglocal.com December 19–25, 2014 The Brooklyn Paper • www.BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260-2500 AWP 9 Crummy’s real Bklyn gift guide Kings bounty I’m in a flap over this Brooklyn gift guide those bird brains at The Brooklyn Paper put together. Our hyper-local gift guide Slapping “Bklyn” on some goofy tube socks and By Max Jaeger charging $100 doesn’t make it a Kings County The Brooklyn Paper original — it makes you look like an overpriced street fair vendor. So I put together my own real- f there is one thing Brook- deal gift guide, packed with more authentic Brook- lynites love, it is Brooklyn. lyn than you can shake a candy cane at. I And the holiday season is the perfect time to push your passion for Kings County Get sauced onto your friends and fam- So I’m snacking on some scraps in an alley in Ma- ily, thanks to the borough’s Brooklyn Boundless rine Park. No big deal. Then I hit this vein of ragu alla many artisinal gift makers, bolognese — and oh man, the who have hand-crafted a gravy! It took me back to Sun- range of hyper-hyper-lo- day mornings in the nest — be- cal goodies. So tick every fore dad went out for that pack name off your list with our of cigarettes and mom cooped guide to Brooklyn’s best up with Larry. Anyways, my lit- parochial presents. tle cousin tells me they sell the stuff at a joint called Michael’s. I saw the sign I’m like “Get the f---outtahere, It is gone but not for- this is homemade.” But I winged gotten. 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