THARPE ON AIR TOP NEWS BREAK What is the top news story Dr. Charles Doren Tharpe, THE I this semester? Read one dean of administration, will s opinion on page 4, when appear today on tbe HUR­ Dave Kraslow, Hurricane RICANE OF THE AIR show managing editor gives you his with Jack Masla, 6 p. m. over ideas on the subject A fare­ well column by the editor can WBAY 1490 on the dial. HURRICA also be found on page 4. VOL. XXI , CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, MAY 16, 1947 No. 28 Heinzel, Flynn Named To Head Publications

Graduating Seniors To Mock Faculty TUITION RAISED TO $200 Hurricane Editorship Close Race; Semester tuition has been set at $200 and becomes effective for the Dimmig, Rabin Business Managers When They Stage Class Skit May 29 fall semester. The fee this term was Following three weeks of wrangling between the publications By JOYCE CORTLAND $175. board and the student senate, Cliff Heinzel and Mary Flynn were "Anything goes'' will be the rule SENIOR CAPS AND GOWNS The administration stated the in­ when the 1947 graduating class pre­ Commencement invitations and crease has been necessitated by elected to head the Hurricane and Ibis, respectively. sents its skit mocking members of caps and gowns will be available increased cost in maintenance, the faculty at the first annual senior for graduating seniors next Wed­ materials, and higher salaries. Of­ The two new business managers for the fall semester — Syd class stunt show Thursday, May 29, nesday and Thursday, announced ficials expressed the opinion that at 8 p. m. in the North Campus Dr. William P. Dismukes. Dimmig working with the Hurricane and Sam Rabin on the Ibis theater, Margaret Blue, senior class The distribution point will be no further increase will be made president, announced. had no trouble receiving a vote of confidence at the first meetings. Room 943, Main Campus and unless costs continue to rise. All In Fan someone will be on duty from Trouble began when three well qualified men submitted applicat- We're out by then, so we can at 8:30 to noon and from 1 to 4 pjn. last tell the things we've had to grin and bear all these years,'' she Hurricane Editor Ibis Editor said. Dr. William P. Dismukes, Construction Started chairman of commencement, assured the class members that whatever Student Activity Book they do, it wiH not make, any dif­ On University Roads ference in their grades and no To Be Discontinued diplomas will be deferred. Profes­ The road to higher education will sors, who want to know of their The student activity book, often be a smoother one when the paving idiosyncracies, and all students are termed the biggest bargain at the of University drive and Campo invited. school, will be discontinued in the Santo is completed in approximate­ The senior skit of the "Class fall, along with the activities' fee. ly two months. Classics'' series will also be pre­ Arrangements as to how students Construction is already under sented with Janice Greenfield in will be admitted to football games way for widening both University charge. Other seniors will get a have not been completed, according drive and Campo Santo to 30 feet chance to display their talent in to vice-president Jay F. W. Pearson. University drive will be paved several variety acts and musical Although details have not been from Bird road to Blue road, be­ numbers. M books will be given arranged, the administration stated yond the University buildings, dir­ out to seniors as final souvenirs of that students will be admitted free college days. Afterwards, a recep - ectly in front of the artificial lake # to minor sports events and all other site. Packed limestones will be the tion and dance will be held for affairs for which the activity book base of the paving, with an asphalt seniors, their dates, and their par­ has been used. ents at San Sebastian. and sand covering. Pointing out that the University Campo Santo, the road of Uni­ Today is the last day seniors will has long planned such a move, Dr. have to attend classes, and whether versity drive leading to the park­ Pearson explained that many stu­ CLIFF HEINZEL MARY FLYNN or not they must take final exams ing lanes, will. also be paved with dents have objected to the fee on the same material, which has been is up to their individual professors. the grounds that they were paying specially compounded to deal with ions jor the top positions oj the newspaper and only one student Senior Week To Start for something which they never the problems of heat and increased Senior week begins Friday, May used. Discontinuance of the fee and traffic. applied jor the editorship oj the yearbook 23 with a dinner dance at Richmond activity book will also do away wilh starting at 7 p. m. The graduates a large amount of detail and book- These new roads will last from 5 (Cohtinued on page eight) work, he added. to 12 years, estimates William T. At their first meeting, the publications board recommended Mcllwain, Coral Gables city man­ ager. Heinzel as editor of the Hurricane and David Kraslow for the Plans are still pending for the editorship of the Ibis. When the Senate met, it was disclosed that widening of Granada boulevard. At the last meeting of the Coral Gables Kraslow had applied for the Hurricane, but that the board of pub­ City Commission a tie vote tem lications felt that he would do a better job on the Ibis. The senate, porarily halted plans on this pro­ mmmaaaaamssSmSSm ject. The question, however, will aftr* hearing this testimony, turned down the board's recom­ SBammmW __ ¥** be brought up again for vote at the next meeting. mendations and sent Kraslow's name back as their recommendation for editor of the newspaper.

Drom Co-eds Flee Following two other publication board meetings, at which the Weekend Invaders applicants were asked to appear, another vote was taken. Heinzel again won a vote oj confidence and Mary Flynn, a late entry into Another infringement on personal freedoms confronted the United Na­ the race jor yearbook editor, was also recommended. At the second tions security council this week, meeting of the senate, both Heinzel and Flynn received unanimous wilh the report of coeds occupying Santander dormitory fleeing in mor­ votes of confidence. tal terror before a racous horde of invaders. All the newly elected publications heads have had varied ex­ The intruders upon the peace of perience in journalism. Heinzel is the present news editor of the the girl's dormitory were described in livid terms by refugees at their Hurricane and president of the Forth Estate club, honorary Miami Beach haven. Asked to journalistic fraternity. Dimmig, the present Hurricane advertising identify their tormentors, the manager has had experience as staff member of the Miami Herald frightened freshmen described a deluge of silvery insects making a and publicity director for Alpha Kappa Psi. honorary business surprise appearance at the dormi­ fraternity. Following positions as Music editor and the present tory Sunday night, and sweeping all before them in the rush. I Fine Arts editor of the Ibis, Mary Flynn is well qualified for the Flit gun defense forces were post of Ibis editor. Miss Flynn is a member of Kappa Kappa rallied by housemother, Mrs. Mary Fields, and the invasion repelled. Gamma sorority. Rabin, the new Ibis business manager, is presi­ Investigation of a large number dent and founder of the Advertising club, advertising manager for of the dead revealed the scourage Flotsam, and former advertising layout man for prominent con­ to be termites, although refugees insisted other units were involved. cerns. Rabin is a member of Zeta Beta Tau fraternity. By Monday, many occupants had returned,to the residence, although Applications for the various positions were: For Hurricane several displaced students remained editor — Cliff Heinzel, David Kraslow, and Don Cuddy: for Ibis PLAYING RIGHT INTO HER HANDS: Ray Browning, director of opera­ in voluntary exile. Mrs. Fields, early this week, editor: Mary Flynn, Gladys Xovack, and Joyce Edwards: for tions for Greyhound Skyways, is landing an S-51 helicopter in tbe palm cautioned women residents who had Hurricane business manager — Sydney Dimmig; for Ibis business of his wifes hand. A demonstration of the maneuverability of an "egg- retqfened to refrain from callin; beater will be given Thursday when it wiB land on the old campus. men at the University "termites." manager — Sam Rabin. Page Two THE MIAMI HURRICANE MAY 16, 1947 Cafe To Seat Ibis liusiness Manager 'Cane Business Manager Iron Arrow, Nu Kappa Tau Tap i 22 In Annual Honors Assembly 500 Students Outstanding students and student groups were tapped at the honors assembly in the lecture hall last Now that the temporary build­ Drnmu Group Will Friday. ings north of the Main Campus have reached an advanced stage of Stage Play Tonight Those who were named to Iron econstruction, Navy veterans can Arrow, highest men's honorary, The South .Campus Players, a were initiated Tuesday night at recognize a standard Navy chow newly formed dramatic group, will hall in the nearest building. And a dinner held at San Sebastian. present a :" rce comedy, Boy Meets that's just what it's going to be, a They are: James Demos, Frank Girl tonight and tomorrow night, cafeteria that will seat 500. Howard, Charles Franklin, Harvey at 8:30. Latest plans rail for a fifth build­ James, David Kraslow, Gordon Bella and Samuel Spewack's play, ing in addition to the four already Pred, Elliott Segherman, Jack Tret- successfully produced as a movie a started. This new building will ton, Fred Gunion, and Rodney house the entire botany department. few years ago, is to be managed, Post. Dr. Jay F. W. Pearson, Uni- Outside of the building will be one, directed, and enacted by this group versity vice-president, and Robert possibly two, greenhouses surround- of prospective thespians. The major B. Downes, assistant professor of ed by garden plots to aid in the characters in "Boy Meets Girl" are economics, were the faculty mem­ expansion of the horticulture pro­ two scenario writers, the typical bers chosen by Iron Arrow. gram. Hollywood type. The major female The corresponding women's hon­ SAM RABIN role is captured by a young wait­ When the botany department orary, .. u Kappa Tau, tapped Ber­ moves over, all the sciences with ress who is about to have a child. nice Dacks, Norma Deaton, Joan one exception will be located on Admission is $1.00 including tax. Heyward, Nancy Holtz, Beatrice the Main Campus. The exception Tickets may be obtained from the Morales, Geraldine Rasmussen, An­ will be zoology which will move in­ Dillon Wins By Landslide Over Tate University ticket office or members nette Jones, ~lope Tanenbaum, Mar­ to the space vacated by botany. of the cast. garet Ann Turner, and Miss May This will centralize the bulk at A. Brunson, counsellor for women. Freshman Sciences into one con­ Ruth Belov was presented an venient location. In Run-off For Sophomore President award by Lead and Ink, journalism To facilitate registration and ef­ By ART ROTH group, as the outstanding freshman Main and North campuses, while ficient administration, all adminis­ Led by an aggressive campaign Helicopter Will Land engaged in journalistic work. New over 400 men voted at Richmond. trative offices will be located in the manager, Bill Dillon crushed Jack pledges to Lead and Ink were an­ two-story building. Ihe cost of the Tate 390-78 in the run-off election No Polls Open nounced as Sidney Adler, Sydney entire project will be approximately for sophomore president Monday. Knowing the value of the South On Campus Thursday Dimmig, Martha Ebstein, Howard $300,000. Only 60 votes were cast on the Eisenberg, Irene Erickson, Mary Campus vote to his candidate, Dil­ In an effort to familiarize Uni­ lon's manager James "Red" Strach- Flynn, Dick Gerstein, Marvin Green, versity of Miami students with Annette Jones, Joy Moseley, Manny an was a horrified individual when what may be the flying machine he found no ballot boxes or election Odze, Gordon Pred, Sally Ritt, and Marine Lab To Help of the future, one of Greyhound ftobert Sweet. board officials there a full hour Skyway's helicopters will land on after the polls were scheduled to Marvin Green and Charlotte Design Aquarium the North Campus next Thursday open. Stamm as Hurricane editors for the Site on the Virginia Keys belong­ at about 11:25 ajn. year and Joy Moseley and Manny ing to the County Commission has Undismayed, Red took blank slips This unique flying machine will Odze as Hurricane business manag­ been approved by the International of paper from class to class and visit the campus in order to demon­ ers received gold keys. Improvements Board as the site told the students to vote on them. strate its flexibility in flight to Kappa Kappa Gamma and Tau Ep for the world's largest acquarium. He asked them to write, "I vote the student body. Ray Browning, silon Phi, sorority & fraternity win­ An adjacent site has been ear­ for (candidate)." and sign tbeir direcor of operations for Greyhound ners of the recent songfest receiv»d marked for the new building of the names. Skyways, will pilot the helicopter Marine Laboratory. The Marine placques from Phi Mu Alpha, men's When election board officials fin­ and upon landing will be open to Laboratory staff will play a large honorary music fraternity, which ally arrived with the regular bal­ all questions that air minded stu­ part in the design and projection of sponsored the campus-wide songfest lots and boxes, the votes were dents will ask. Another Greyhound the acquarium and will provide New pledges to Fourth Esta*?, checked off on the roster and count­ pilot, Charles "Chazz" Clark, will technical supervision. men's honorary journalism group, ed as legal. Dillon, who was sleep­ also be on hand. The new acquarium wfll be con­ are Hal Morris, Art Roth, Jade ing at the time, knew nothing of structed fqp commercial reasons, The ship will land on the large Masla, Elmer Hall, Jim Covalt, John what was going on. but neither the parties interested triangular area just south of the Waters, Gene Strull, and Fred nor the proposed plans have been No Electioneering Main Building on the old campus. Giachino. Club officers are: Cliff All students are asked to stay off revWaled for publication at this According to men who were in Heinzel, president; Marvin Green, the clearing until the engine is cut time. class during Strachan's visit, he did vice-president; Ed Hauck, secre­ and the large rotor blades stop turn­ no electioneering. Red just explain­ tary; and Dave Kraslow, treasurer. ing. ed the situation and asked the men Other members are Ed Taylor, Ed to vote. He let Dillon's record as Students are invited to inspect Jones, Howard Eisenberg, Lee South Campus vice-president take the helicopter and ask any ques­ SAIJ a_ed uo pdnuiiao^ care of the way the ballote were tions they wish about its opera­ cast. tion. Students Art Show A solid factor in swinging votes Director Browning reported that to Dillon was his record with the before the crew, which consists of Opens Tkis Sunday Richmond government Besides that, two other pilots and himself, came he had one of the best run cam­ to Miami they toured Eastern and A student are exhibit opening paigns here during the seven weeks Midwestern states on an educa­ Sunday at a Miami Beach gallery, of electioneering. The mimeograph­ tional jaunt. They visited differ­ promotion o fa state-wide art con­ ed letter his adherents posted a- ent cities and performed many test, and a special course in ad­ round the various " campuses was diamonds, parking lots, and roof vanced painting are projects on the the best piece of campaigning done stunts. They landed on baseball schedule of the expanding art de­ here this year. fields while on their tour, but this partment. is the first time a landing will be The display of art work by U-M Continued on page 7) made on a university campus. students done in various mediums will be set up at the Miami Beach Art Center Galleries. Included in the exhibition are oils, water colors, etchings, pen and ink drawings, and pencil studies. Mr. Riediard Merrick, assistant professor of art, is working with the STACKED directors of the Miami Beach and West Palm Beach are galleries *o organize annual state-wide compet- tition between the art classes of Florida colleges and universities. Effective June 1st. TO Winning pieces in the contest would Non - Reservations Basis be used to form a collection to go on a traveling circuit ROUND TRIP — MIAMI TO Jacksonville $25.00 Tampa $15.00 +******»*:**e*4er*4*»****n**i i Orlando $16.00 Tallahassee $30.00 BE Vero Beach $10 00 Daytona Bach.. $19 50 ICORAL: West Palm Beach .. $5.00 THEATRE All fares subject to Fereral Transportation tax THE BEST YET m Sunday - Monday - May 11 - 12 Van Johnson Pat Kirkwood Kennan Wynn "No Leavs, No Love" !; Tuesday - Wednesday > May 13-14 \\ FLOTSAM I J Olivia de Havilland Lew Avres ; \ "The Dark Mirror"'

Thursday - Friday - May IS - 16 Jane Wyatt Out Again Monday "Stranpe Conquest" Saturday Only May 17 |.J Perston Foster Ann Rutherford 9-3792 Inside Joh" boeeememmmsemoeemoomsmooomseS > MAY 16, 1947 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page Thim Major In Radio Dramatist Get To Be Offered Major in radio broadcasting in Top Awards the college of liberal arts will be Four "Oscars" were presented to offered next fall and will be under outstanding actors in University the direction of Prof. Sydney W. Head, drama and radio instructor. productions of the 1946-47 school "Our department will meet the year on George Campbell's radio standards suggested by the Federal show, "Highlights Behind The Foot­ Radio Education committee. Its cur­ lights," Wednesday night. riculum provides for a four year sequence of courses, progressing Recipients of the top awards from a general orientation to spec­ were Charlotte Frank, named out­ ialized practice in a chosen branch," standing leading lady of the year, the professor stated. who is currently appearing as Courses Offered Carole Arden in "Personal Appear­ Two introductory courses will be ance," and Frank Stein, leading required of all radio majors. (Dne male actor, who was cast as Joe will introduce the student to the Ferguson in "The Male Animal" practical aspects of small station and as Tom Moody in "Golden operation, while the other will treat Boy." radio as a social, cultural and polit­ For her role as the mother in ical instrument "Claudia," Charlotte Bell was nam Sophomore students will study BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS: Radiant Colleen Delaney, chosen the "Semester Hurricane Honey", is seen ed the best female supporting ac­ announcing, acting, writing and above with master of ceremonies .Cliff Heinzel at the Journalism dance last Saturday evening. The four "gay- tor of the year. Don Madden, who selling. Juniors will devote their ninety gay-blades" clutching their prized spitoons are members of the winning Kappa Sigma barber shop appeared as the Duke of Ayr and time to the radio workshop, the quartet Note the leer in the eyes of Henry "the poor man's Groucho" Cabellero. —Photos by Cox Stirling in "While The Sim Shines," production unit of the University. received an "Osecar" for being the Qualified seniors will study and best male supporting actor. practice administration and leader­ ship in production and direction, Colleen Delaney Chosen Hurricane Honey of Semester, while others will do individual re­ search and writing projects. $95 Pkonoyrupk To Bnild Studio "The University has announced Saey Named Athlete of Year af Fourth Estate Dance Offered As Prize plans to build a studio with suffic­ Students will be given an oppor­ ient microphone, console, amplifier By HOWARD EISENBERG Hagan, editorial page editor of the tet. Led by Henry Caballero, known tunity to be guest "disc-Jockeys" and turntables to meet the stand­ Twelve stalwart members and News; Lee Hills, Herald managing to Kappa Sigs as the poor man's at radio station WBAY, when Bob ards t/b.... yU \rzk ske. OHJUM The program, under the super­ barber shop quartet, and its four vision of Rabbi Albert Michels, will highly-polished brass spitoons, include a variety of talent and will stand as strong evidence of a third. be a review of Hillel activities of Newsmen Were Judges yowl, o^k tksAvt "to- £^[D6UAA ilu the year. A dramatic presentation, Greater Miami newsmen were The Warsaw Ghetto, written by the judges who selected Miss De­ Rabbi Michels, will star Sue Lev­ laney from the field of almost a inson, Jules Levine and Herman dozen Honey entrie_. Led by Herald Gerechoff. radio broadcast editor John T. Bills, the judging staff consisted of Tom

SNARKS TO MEET IBIS COMING OUT LATE The Snarks, creative writing soc- May 1947 finds Charlie Ibis in iety. will hold their last meeting a whirl with still more books to of the semester in Room 326, North bind. However, he promises safe Campus, this afternoon at 4 pjn. delivery of the '47 edition of the Three new members, Phyllis Gor­ Ibis early in the summer. don, Richard Summers, and Bill Students whose home addresses Couch, were initiated at the meet­ do not coincide with the records ing held last Friday in the hoine of the registrar as published in of Mrs. Natalie Lawrence. Original the school directory are requested manuscripts by members of the so­ to leave new address in the Ibis ciety were read. office. Room 822. Graduation Gifts

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by MARVIN GREEN By DAVE KRASLOW Hurricane Managing Editor This is the end of the line. With the current edition of the Hurricane, I will When I was asked to do a column on what I consider' pack my typewriter ribbon and copy pencils, snap the to be the biggest story broken in the Hurricane this padlock on the office door, and slip silently into the semester, my thoughts immediately turned to one night. which in my estimation, not only marks a milestone Looking back over the past semester, I have but a in the growth of the school, but also in the growth of few highly important suggestions to make: mankind. 1. That the student body organize into several poli­ The world today—dynamic, inter­ tical parties with each setting forth definite aims dependent, demanding — will not survive long if the disease of intol­ and platforms. We must do away with the highly erance continues to run rampant. secret bloc-system' under which we operate at the Therefore, when the L'niversity of present time. Miami takes a positive and progres­ sive step in an effort to provide 2. That every member of the new senate take a students with the anti-toxin in the more active interest in student affairs. A senators form of tolerance, that is news—big duties do not end when he leaves the semi­ news. monthly meetings. He must not forget that he is I refer to the headline on the front the representative of his class, and act in a man­ KRASLOW page of the Hurricane of a few ner befitting the honor—and oath. months ago which reads, "U-M First To Offer Inter­ cultural Course." 3. That the administration keep a close liaison bet­ ween themselves and the students. Many times, Attend Graduation Recituls A pitifully small number of us are fully aware of it is only through the downtown papers that stu­ the importance of, and the potential good which can The graduation recital of senior music students evolve from, such a study. The whole sphere of politics,' dents know of important occurrences at the is an annual event that should be of interest not only economics, foreign relations and what have you re­ University. Although the Hurricane trys to keep to the music school, but to the entire University. On volves around one omnipotent factor, the relation of up on this news, important events slip by us man to man. Find the basis for a better appreciation other campuses, these recitals are always met with a because no word is heard from administrative and understanding of our fellow man and the panacea gratifying response from the student body. An ample officials. For example: the lack of cooperation for the world .will follow. reward is thus offered to the students who spends four on the medical school story. The Hurricane was years of preparation for the performance,, which par- Simple though it may sound, learning to live and let forced to rewrite the Herald, a thing which should live is a highly complicated matter requiring the prac­ tialy fulfills the requirements for his degree in Bache­ for the most part, be avoided. ticing of certain cardinal principles. Firstly, it means lor of Music. trying on the other person's shoes on occasions; sec­ 4. That the administration let the students know On the University of Miami campus no such response ondly, it necessitates tkinking for yourself ; and thirdly, judging for yourself. what is being done about problems of interest to has been forthcoming. Only two graduation recitals both parties. For example: How many students were scheduled for this semester and it was expected Lack of space does not leave me much room for will get seats in the Orange Bowl during the that the lecture hall would be filled with students, elaboration on these points. However, let it suffice to football season? The answer is known by the faculty members and friends. At the first recital, two say that the practice of tolerance will open the door to a new way of life, a life that will dump the words administration, but a prolonged silence upon the weeks ago, a singer was heard by a small handful of matter is apparent. Cafeteria facilities at the malice and hate and substitute fair play and good will. people, with the music school scarcely represented. Also, a life that will permit you to reap your harvest. Main Campus are inadequate and prices rela­ The second graduation recital will be presented next tively high. Xo doubt, a solution is now being At a time when confusion and turmoil reign supreme, Wednesday evening at 8 :30 in the lecture hall by Wil­ worked upon, but as yet not an inkling of what and when fear preys on the minds of man, the initiative liam Sweitzer, pianist. Mr. Schweitzer is known to is to come has reached the students. This makes displayed by our school in this instance is heartening. Miamians as a performer and teacher, and was heard To a degree, it symbolizes a coming of age. an en­ for unrest. If a student could be encouraged by last year with the University Symphony in the Tschai- lightenment which augers good fortune for the ideal short articles explaining that the administration of "One World." kovsky B minor Concerto. His recital should be well is cognizant of the situation and intends to given and there is no reason for it not to be well heard. Possibly it's an honest effort to discover just how remedy it in the near future, students would How about it, music students and others interested in much realism can be mixed with idealism and vice feel relieved about the whole matter. cultural activities? versa. And still in another sense, it's a didactic and diligent search for truth. 5. That the student constitution be scrutinized and wherever necessary, rewritten. Many parts of Why Your Tuition Is Hiyker the constitution are not being adhered to at all. TIIE MIAMI For example: An honor system shall be in force Like a weather balloon, the cost of higher educa­ at the University; the section dealing with the tion has gone sky high. But unlike a weather balloon, HURRICANE powers, responsibilities, and members of the the cost of education can't be cut free and forgotten, publications board; the student vice-president according to Sidney Maynard, treasurer at the Na­ shall hold two assemblies a month. Who are we tional Conference on Higher Education in Chicago. kidding? Mr. Maynard said that last year many colleges and universities operated in the red, and it was generally 6. That the Independent group on campus stop agreed at the conference that tuition rates would have their petty, internal wrangling and get a concen­ to be higher next year. This means that a slight raise trated membership drive underway. I have never Member of Associated Collegiate Press in tuition here is probable also, but that the student heard of an Independent organization on a cam­ activity fee will be eliminated. The University's budget THE MIAM? HURRICANE, official student newspaper pus of this size boast less than fifty members, of the University of Miami, is published every Friday next year will be between three and four million dol­ during the school year by students of the University. as MICA does. lars, he estimated. Mail subscription price, $1.00 pes, semester. 7. That in the future, the Hurricane should expand Aside from the erpansion program, operating ey- to two issues per week. Gone are the days when penses are high. The faculty payroll amounts to MARVIN GREEN an eight page weekly will do an adequate job. $92,000 a month on a twelve year basis, and adminis­ Editor tration salaries are $48,000 a month. $10,000 a month 8. That whenever you become disheartened, look goes for transportation, and maintenance costs $5,000 at the new classroom building, and then realize EDITORIAL STAFF that the administration, in its own quiet way, is weekly. Student employees take another $9,000 a DAVID J. KRASLOW Managing Editor looking out for your best interests. The time is month. % CLIFF HEINZEL News Editor not very far in the future, when the University Today the college student assumes 2/3 of the cost DON CUDDY Sports Editor of Miami will rank with the best universities in of his education; but if the line of study suggested at DON CASE Staff Artist the country. The key to the Universities rapid the National Conference on Higher Education is car­ MARTHA DUNN, RUTH BELOV Organizations Editors recognition ? Progressiveness. HAL MORRIS Editorial Page ried out, the students' share may be reduced to 1/3 VERNON CORDRT Facultv Advisor with the help of the Federal Government. I would like to congratulate the new editor of the Educators at the conference were of the opinion that BUSINESS STAFF JOY MOSELEY Business Manager Hurricane. Cliff Heinzel. I know that he will put his many of the more intelligent people in the country do SYDNEY DIMMIG Advertising Manager heart into the paper, and with the proper cooperation, not go to college because they lack the funds. They he should put out the best paper yet. L. KRUPSAW. M. WARNER Exchange Editors believe that the objectives of education for citizenship, To all piembers of my staff, and especially to my HERBERT IVES Circulation Manager self-realization, and education for human relationship hardworking managing editor. Dave Kraslow—thanks BROADCAST STAFF for a job well done. Well, that's about it. as well as education for economic sufficiency, can't be JACK MASLA, GLADYS VflVAfK Sen* I am now a gentleman of leisure. realized on the basis of the existing financial pattern. JULIAN QUINN, MIKE BAKES Sports MAY 16, 1947 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Ptge (fanfuu S(ueftniat& CAMPUS TiffaC Tifomett rfte CALENDAR She's an angle in truth, a demon in fiction: a woman's the by MARGARET BLUE Friday, May 16: 3 p.m., Hucksters club meeting, room 105, North greatest of all contradiction. She's afraid of a cockroach, she'll It would seem sometimes that a specialist is one who knows more Campus; 3 p.m., Home Economics scream at a mouse, but she'll tackle a husband as big as a house. and more about less and less. University students are not as likely club open house tea, room 326; She'll take him for worse, she'll take him for better, she'll split his to be misfits in chosen vocations however, with the guidance clinic 6:30 pjn., Westminster Founda­ tion Installation banquet, Green ,head open and then be his nurse; and when he is well and can get at hand. Dr. Jesse Spirer, no doubt inspired by his dealings with Lantern, 345 Alcazar ave., Coral out of bed, she 11 pickup a teapot and throw at his head. She's faith­ psychology and sociology majors, has already announced a college Gables; 8:30 p.m., Opening of "Boy ful, deceitful, keen sighted and blind: she's crafty, she's simple, program for his elder daughter of five years—a program which Meets Girl,'' recreation hall, South Campus; 8 p.m., Alpha Ep­ she's cruel, she's kind; she'll lift a man up she'll cast a man down: will enable her to blend well in society, get ahead, etc., etc. Unless silon Phi swim-dance, Vanderbilt decisions are reversed, when Ruthie Spirer reaches university age, hotel, 2009 Collins ave., Miami she'll make him her hero, she'll make him her clown. You fancy she will major in carpentry and have a split minor of electricity Beach; 9 pm., Pi Kappa Alpha she's this but you find she is that, for she'll play like a kitten and pledge dance, Police Benevolent and plumbing. Association, 2300 N. W. 14th St bite like a cat. In the morning she will, in the evening she won't, and you're always expecting she. does—but she don't. Dr. I. Q. Saturday, May 17: 7 p.m., Newman club swim-dance, Floridian hotel, Jackie Cann often shoves out a shoulder on which her friends 540 W. ave., Miami Beach; 8:30 • • may cry. Therefore, it is natural she'd ask, "why so glum, chum?" p.m., "Boy Meets Girl," recrea­ WHAT MEN ARE when passing a girl wearing an unusually long face. The girl's reply tion hall, South Campus. was that she had just taken an I.Q. test. Sunday, May 18: 3 p.m., Delta Zeta Men are what women marry. They have two hands, two feet In an effort to be sympathetic. Jackie responded. "I.Q. test? open house for Sigma Alpha Ep­ and two eyes. But never do they have more than S1.00 or one idea silon, 3116 Alhambra circle. On what?" Tuesday, May 20: 6 p.m., Canterbury at one time. Like Turkish cigarettes, they are all made out of the As Si KostofJ described the capabilities of Dr. Ernest Lorenzcn club, St. Phillips Episcopal church, same material, the only differnece being that some are better dis­ to some fellow law students, he resorted to. "Why that gentleman 1121 Andalusia ave., Coral Gables; guised than others. has more degrees than a thermometer!" 7 pjn., Christian Science, Law bldg., Room A. Generally speaking, they may be divided into three classes: Not Always Pop Who Pays Wednesday, May 21: 5:30 p.m., Eng husbands, bachelors, and widowers. A bachelor is an eligible mass ineering club meeting, Room 920, Swindle sheets, alias expense accounts, furnish much laughter in Main Campus. of obstinacy entirely surrounded with suspicion. Husbands are movie and magazine stories. Dr. N. R. Buchan found tucked away three types: prizes, surprises, and consolation prizes. Making a in a file an expense sheet which he made out nineteen years ago husband out of a man is one of the highest forms of plastic art and neglected to turn in. The amount was 94 cents to be paid by DARK known to civilization. It requires science, sculpture, common sense, Scripps-Howard, for whom he worked. Items listed that May 22. hope, and charity—mostly charity. If you flatter a man, you 1928, were: Tip to maid at hotel for opening a door, SO cents; five HORSE frighten him to death. If you don't you bore him to death. If phone calls. 30 ce/its: and carfare, 14 cents. Dr. Buchan is saving you permit him to make love to you, he gets tired of you in the it for the depression. end; if you don't he gets tired of you in the beginning. Mr. Conley Addington is accused of "accounting" some things too carefully for his own benefit. His daughter states that only 24 If you believe him in everything, you cease to charm him, and if candles were allowed a plate on Mr. Addington's recent birthday you doubt him, he thinks you a fool. If you wear gay colors, rouge and a startling hat he hesitates to take you out. If you wear a little cake. This is one up on the accusation that the longest ten years brown hat and a tailor-made suit, he takes you out and stares all of a woman's life are between 28 and 30. evening at a woman in gay colors and a startling hat. For their vocal efforts at the Fourth Estate dance, the Kappa Sig's were awarded four cuspidors. This prize was selected because If you are a clinging vine type, he doubts whether you have a they were the spittin' image of an old-fashioned barber shop brain. If you are silly, he longs for a brilliant mate. And if you are quartette. brilliant, he wants a playmate. I Surrender. Dear Man is just a worm in the dust. He comes along, wiggles around for a while .... and finally some chicken catches him. The SAE dance at Indian Creek was the scene of many surren­ —The Yellmv Jacket ders Saturday night. Marian Hasty was pinned by Percy Pitts, The Dark Horse is here again Kittv Lou Hoffman by Sonny Murray, and Pat Swenson received this year. Following each Honors an engagement ring from Bill Robinson. Annette Jones wanted to assembly, the Hurricane publishes PHI SIG SWIM DANCE LOST: One black memo book with the names of graduating seniors, be certain it wasn't just the glamour of the occasion, so she waited In honor of the active members gold lettering "Benjamin Cohen" who in our opinion, were outstnd- of Phi Sigma Sigma, the pledges on the cover. One brown leather until the following day at church to accept Charlie Snowden's ing in various fields of endeavor. of this sorority are giving a swim- wallet with driver's license bear­ badge. Ton will find that some of the stu dance at the Ritz Plaza hotel to­ ing owner's name. One black de'/.s named below are outstanding night. Parker pen, please return to At the Phi Epsilon carnation formal last Saturday night. Mel scholastically, while others parti­ Bol/ak pinned Roz Siegel with his "two-hour old" Phi Ep pin. Phi Sigma Sigma's social season Geraldine Cohen at Hurricane of­ cipate extensively in extra-curricu­ will be officially closed on Satur­ fice. Woman's gold lapel watch, Anv senior who attends classes after today will certainly be lar activities. For this reason, these day, May 17, by a farewell lunch­ please call Adelaide Johanson at people are this year's choice for the in a class by himself! eon at the Shelbourne hotel honor­ 78-1116, reward. Hurricane Dark Horse. ing the alumnae, graduating sen­ iors, and engaged girls. elude: Marilyn Rosen, Marilyn Soc- Dark Horse—Seniors Graduating Phi Sig members in- lof. and Connie Canter. Senior Class To Mock Faculty In Skit Marian Hasty Continued from page 1) at 1 p. m. on Tuesday, May 27, or, Bryna Cohen chosen the most outstanding for in case of rain, on Wednesday." activities, service to the school, For the first time, the graduates Louise Tale and grades, as voted upon by alum­ will sing the school alma mater at ni, will receive awards. commencement, Friday, May 30, 11 Alba Mero SKYLANES Sunday, May 25, the graduates a.m.. in the Coral Gables theater. will attend baccalaureate services Mr. William Lee s chorale group Florence Jackson at 11 a. m. in Trinity Episcopal will lead the students in the song. Sally Haas church, 464 N. E. 16th St., with whose words and music were ori­ Invites Students To Bishop John Wing of the diocese of ginally, composed by a University Edison Archer South Florida delivering the ser­ of Miami student. mon. Warren Bloomfield The music school's traditional A different procedure in the pre­ Fly To New York City annual concert will follow at 4:30 sentation of diplomas will be ini­ Max Cleveland p. m. the same afternoon, at the tiated this year when each grad­ Miami Senior high school audi­ uate's name is called as he receives William H. Karo On Deluxe Planes torium. his certificate. William K. Longergcm Rounded Program This will enable the audience to Dr. Ellwood C. Nance, President know who he is, and will eliminate Phil Kaplan any of the confusion that resulted SimI.Mil Price $35.00 of the University of Tampa, will before when the names were called sp%ak on "Education for World Fred Routh in a group and then diplomas given Citizenship." Rabbi Albert Michels ina group. Joe Coppedge Hillel advisor, will ^ve the invo­ • NON STOP 6i/o HOURS cation, and Rev. Robert Marshburn, advisor to the Presbyterian student * STEWARDESS SERVICE group, will pronounce the bene­ • MEALS AND REVERAGES SERVED diction. FILMS DEVELOPED An appropriate gift of savings bonds for the construction of the ON CAMPUS student union building will cause 24 - 36 Hour Service Reservations Available Foj University students to long remem­ ber the class of '47. Each graduat­ May 28, 29 and June 1.2 ing senior contributed at least $1.00 to the treasurer for this purpose. 39c for 6 to 8 Prints Students and public are invited also to the commencement exercises, Guaranteed Gevaert Films FOR SALES AND RESERVATIONS SEE the largest graduating class in our Noa. 120, 620, 116, 616, 127 history. -v_ REPRESENTATIVES AT ROOM 444 NEW CAMPUS Food AU Day- MONDAY THOUGH FRIDAY 12:00 — 2:00 There will be food all day at the senior picnic,'' Margaret Blue said, SLOP SHOP because the senate gave the class CANDY COUNTER

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MOTHEBS HONOKED HOME ECON CLUB SUTTON ELECTED Between U-M of 79 and Today Actives and pledges of Iota Alpha Extending relations of the Uni­ Jack Sutton was elected presi­ By JEAN SHIVEL* Pi sorority honored their mothers versity of Miami with other col­ dent of Mu Beta Sigma, honorary at the second annual Mother's Day leges, the home economics depart­ SOUTH CAMPUS DANCE biological fraternity. Other officers With the University now donning luncheon at the Roney Plaza hotel ment has formed a club which is are Larry Isham, vice-president; An open dance will be held on a brand new suit of clothes, it's fun Sunday. to be affiliated with state and na­ Ardys Magner, secretary; Harding the South Campus May 24 from to shake the moths out of the old The introduction of officers for tional organizations by the begin­ Boehme, treasurer; and Alene Dell- 8:30 to 12. Phi Mu Alpha and the topcoat and see what our school 1947-48 was followed with a pro­ ning of next term. was like eighteen years ago. gram planned by the pledges. ing, historian. South Campus band will combine With the purposes of encouraging Pledges to be initiated after The highlights of University ac­ improvements in scholarship, fur­ their talents into a 14-piece ag­ tivities for April, 1929,' included both MERRITT AT CHICAGO exams are Bob Fuerst, Fred Gun- thering unity among girb enrolled gregation. Admission is free and people and organizations. Miss Mary B. Merritt, dean of ion, Nancy Holz, Fred Vihler, and in domestic courses, and making Two Plays Given women, is attending tbe Phi Mu Burton Marks. refreshments will be served. our college known in national dom­ National Council meeting. Miss "Is Zat So." a comedy about the estic circles, this new organization Merritt flew to Chicago last Sun­ induction of a prizefighter and his will sponsor various projects and day to give a speech at the Coun­ PEMS NAME GOLDSTEIN manager into a swank Park avenue hold social gatherings with home cil meeting in her official capacity home, was presented by the drama­ economists outside of the Univer­ Election of officers comprised the Hillel Installs Five as National Panhellenic Congress tics class. Eighteen years later to sity. official business of the Physical delegate. She is expected to, return the month, another play featuring Education Major's club held Tues­ in Special Service a prizefighter was presented at the to Miami Sunday. The 30 charter members will hold day afternoon. their first membership tea this University—"Golden Boy." Those elected were Ruth Gold­ B'nai B'rith Hillel Foundation at SWIM-DANCE TOMORROW afternoon from three to five pan. in the University began its fourth suc­ A Miami Herald columnist, in The Newman club swim-dance, Room 326 of the home economics stein, president; Peggy Csordas, praising the policies of our school, vice-president; Gloria Werner, sec­ cessful year last Thursday night as postponed from last Friday even­ department. All students enrolled in five newly elected officers were declared that it was a wise act to ing, will be held tomorrow at the the school of home economics are retary; Miriam Acenbrack, treas­ choose a young man as its presi­ urer. installed by a special candle-light Flordian hotel on Miami Beach. A invited. ceremony under the supervision of dent. Modest Dr. Ashe, however bus providing free transportation replied, "My gosh! Roosevelt WM Recently elected officers are: Rabbi Albert Michels. to the Beach will leave San Sebas­ CANTERBURY CLUB ELECTS president of the United States when Miriam Scheinberg, president; Mar­ President Dan Kaplan gave the tian dormitory at 7 pjn. and will Barbara Barkclay and Robert he was my age." ion Jackson, vice-president; Dorothy oath to the new officer- Myron bring the guests back at 12:30. Kesterton were recently elected to Walker, secretary-treasurer; Pat the executive council of the Uni­ Klarfield, president; Caro, annen, Debate Team Bows Sellers, social chairman; Jane vice-president; Hope Tanenbaum, The debating team bowed to the HOWARD WINS SPELLING BEE versity Canterbury club. Miss Bark- Thompson, membership chairman; clay was also elected * secretary- treasurer; Mindel Warfield, record­ U. of Florida by a 2-1 decision Frank Howard, representing Sig­ and Betty Jane Wheeeler, publicity ing secretary; and Jean Fleishman, while defending the affirmitive _ ma Chi fraternity, won the cup at treasurer of the State Organization chairman. of Canterbury clubs at the state corresponding secretary. the subject, "Resolved, That Trial the Delta Phi Epsilon spelling bee By Jury Should Be Abolished." last Wednesday after he had spell­ convention in Gainesville, Fla. Following the installation Rabbi Michels presented Hillel awards of ed down fifteen other candidates. Martha Knight is the new secre­ Dr. Otto J. Seipleir, professor of the year to the people who were JOAN OF ARC HONORED tary of the University organiza­ chemistry at that time, told the outstanding in Hillel activities. Re- University French club members, tion and Robert Keppel is treasurer. Miami Advertising club that Mia _ cepients of the Hillel Silver Key D PHI E ELECTS local members of the American As­ Elections followed a turkey dinner will soon be a selfsustaining com­ were: Betty Alvin, social chairman; Newly elected officers of Delta sociation, of Teachers of French, during which time reports were munity of many times its popula­ Lindy Pessin, Inter-faith chairman; Phi Epsilon are: Irene Jacobs, presi­ and students gathered to commem­ made on the state conference. Uni­ tion, then approximately 75,000 ow­ Warren Supovitz and Jean Fleish­ dent; Carole Tannen, vice-president; orate Joan of Arc's day on Tuesday versity students at the conference ing to the "development of the man, welfare chairman; Marilyn Arline Jacobson, treasurer; Nori evening at a dinner in the cafeteria were Barbara Barkclay, Regina back country." Socoloff. religious chairman; Sally S t r a m e r, recording secretary; annex, North Campus. Whitaker, Myrtle Kaebnick, Mar- Ritt, publicity chairman; Dan Kap­ Try To Locate Radium Lynne Rabin, corresponding secre­ that Knight, Marshall Clagett, and lan, president; Herbert Goldfield The electroscope, an instrument tary, and Sally Ritt, pledge mother. Under lhe direction of Dr. Will­ Fredrick Matthews. iam P. Dismukes and Miss Laura and Martin Kinkelstein, representa­ for detecting electric charges, from the University's physics department Topham, the program featured a New officers of the club will at­ tives of Alpha Epsilon Pi, winner talk in French by the guest speaker, of the Federation Drive cup; and was used in an attempt to locate tend the Florida State summer $3,00" worth of radium in a hypo­ fgCTCO' Professor Albert Cru, author of camp for Episcolpal college students Morton Gallowitz, treasurer. Mem­ bers to receive the Hillel book oi dermic needle, lost in trash at Jack­ numerous French books and former to be held at Avon Park, Fla., dur­ the year were Roslyn Perlish, Hill- son Memorial hospital. No trace TH EAT RE faculty member of Columbia Uni­ ing the month of September. versity. Professor Cru spoke about elite Editor; Babbette Malakoff, of the radium was found, however, Thu.rday -Monday May 15,19 and it was believed to hev been Walter Pidgeon Joan of Arc and outlined the his­ chairman of Hillel nite; Sue Levin­ son, drama chairman; Harry Klein, vaporized by the heat in the city "The Secret Heart" tory of France from her day up to the present, stressing his opinion STUDENT SEATING IN BOWL forensic chairman; Audrey Epstein, incinerator. Midnight Show that France will rise again. Sections reserved for students at house chairman. Monday May 19. the Orange Bowl for the coming Dr. J. F. W. Pearson, then profes­ sor of Zoology, now vice-president On the Stage Prizes were awarded local win­ football season, according to Mr. The evening was concluded with of the University, in an article in Dr. Neffs Madhouse of ners of the annual national contest H. Weiner, head of the ticket sales, the serving of refreshments and the Miami Daily News, urged local MYSTERY sponsored by the American Assoc­ will be as follows: Sections HH, J J, dancing on the Hillel patio. Host­ On the screen iation of Teachers of French in KK, F, G, H, J, and K. Students esses were members of Alpha Ep­ residents to make a game of "Body Snatcher" secondary schools. will use Entrance Gate No. 4, which silon Phi and Delta Phi Epsilon waging war on the Mediterranean fruit fly. "Why not arrange," Dr. Tuesday - Wednesday May 20.21. is located on the east end of the sorority. Dr. Dismukes presided over the Pearson asks, to have all interest­ Red Skelton Marilyn Maxwell dinner program which drew over north stands. Sections GG and D will be set aside for the faculty. ed persons . . . purchase magnfiiem "The Show Off" "•0 persons. of some type that may be carried io Starts Thursday May 22 MICA Ends Charity the pocket or pocketbook? Thus Ingrid Bergman outfitted, they would form a great "Race In Heaven" Drive On Campus group of amateur inspectors, taking With more than enough money every opportunity to examine fruit collected for one memorial plaque and suspicious larvae." CORAL CABLES* to be placed in the lobby of the U-M Lauded NEWEST South Florida Children's hospital, and fraternity and sorority dona­ The National Foreign Trade Con­ AND tions not yet totaled, the Miami vention lauded the University for MOST MODERN Independent Campus association having more subjects pertaining to °nded its Children's hospital drive Latin America than any other col­ BARBER Monday. lege. The baseball season opened, and Donations Total $136 SERVICE Students gave a total of $136 in the symphony orchestra put away campus collections for the one-week its instruments after completing a For Collegians campaign, according to Marcia Pes­ number of successful and well- sin, drive chairman. One hundred acclaimed concerts. and twenty dollars of that amount Is Zat So? Yes, it's all so. will bet set aside for a plaque from University students, she said. Although the MICA drive offic­ que of their own. Lesser amounts EDDIE'S BARBER SHOP ially ended Monday, Marcia said will go into a general University that fraternity and sorority dona­ fund, she said. Sorority and frater­ PLAZA BUILDING 2824 PONCE DE LEON tions may be sent in until May 29. nity collections should be sent to "Under the Clock" — Near the Music Shop Those groups sending $120 or more Marcia Pessin, Room 354, San Seb­ will be entitled to a memorial pla- astian dormitory.

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SURPRISE ENJOYMENT LAUGHTER WONDER BOREDOM BIG SLEEP Westminster Club Flotsam Files To Hold Banqet A. A. F. Reserve Pilots Receive National Awards Closing the semester's activities, Army reserve pilots at the U. of Protest In Vain an installation banquet of new of­ M. received high praise for their ficers will be held for all members part in organizing and operating by Egad Trumble the local reserve squadron which Flotsam Publicity Director of the Westminster Foundation at 6:30 pjn. this evening at the Green was awarded a pennant Friday for "Oh, no!" I said to editor Marv Lantern, 345 Alcazar ave. outstanding performance. Green as he pulled the draw-string The pennant was presented by that loosened the cord that held Guest speaker for the evening the rope that pulled the veil off will be the Rev. Herbert Lawrence Brigadier General G. E. Walton, the cuts for the Flotsam story. "Oh, Love, pastor of the Presbyterian Commanding General of the Four­ no! That kind of publicity Flotsam church in Ft. Lauderdale, who will teenth Air Force to Major Law­ does not want" speak on "What I Wish Somebody rence E Horras, commanding of­ Editor Green sneered and waved ficer of the 473rd B. U., in cere­ the mortgage on my garage apart­ Had Told Me When I Was In Col­ ment. "Are you trying to tell me, lege." monies at the Miami Air Depot editor of the Hurricane for 18 whole A variety of music will be of­ "The 473rd was organized in the weeks, how to run a newspaper' fered by the male sextet composed early stages largely through the Pull that stuff no more, son! Pull of Jimmy Upshaw, Fred Rice, Ben efforts and interest of a group of it no more or 'ere Juno's moon­ Collins, Jim Gwin, Frank Nagy, University of Miami students," Maj. beams hit the town tonight. Flotsom and the Rev. Robert Marshburn, may buy your razor blades, but t, who will also install the new of­ Horras told Gen. Walton. "The boys Marvin Green, hold the mortgage on ficers. A marimba solo will be were out as soon as they heard you rhomestead." I bowed my head given by Anita Williams and a duet there was a possibility of setting in tear-stained defeat by Irene Patty and Fred Rubel up a reserve squadron here, and will compose the musical program. Intentions Dishonorable have really been setting the pace "Further," editor Green contn- All Presbyterian ministers in the for the rest of the fellows ever ued, "this attitude of yours must Miami area will be guests at the change. Why, you .act ofttimes as closing affair of the year. since. They deserve the highest though my intentions toward Flot­ commendation for the part they are sam were not honorable. As though SYD, DIMMIG, (right) receives compliments from Maj. L. E. Horras, playing in the function of this I bury your publicity stories be­ center, commanding officer of the Miami Army Air Reserve squadron, squadron." cause I hold a grudge for not being for the record of the U. of M. reserve pilots, at ceremonies in which mentioned in last month's edition. 800 Pre-Register For the squadron was awarded an achievement pennant by Brig. Gen. G. E. Reserve pilots from the U. of M. Or as though I had anything but Walton, left Commanding General of the Fourteenth Air Force. fly part time and week-end training the sincerest desire to see you _1 missions from MIAD which stimu­ succeed 150% in corrupting the Summer Sessions late actual combat conditions. In­ morals of this community. Why, cluded among the ex-service pilots nothing is farther from my mind! Pre-registration for the first sum­ V A Must Have Change Oi Address Cards at the University are: Syd Dimmig, mer session was not as successful "And I only bury your stories Sheldon Koesy, Arthur Wade, Ed as the registrar's office had expect­ when important things come up— Worton, John Gibbons, Cecil Join­ ed. The anticipated enrollment for From Vets Nol Attending Summer Sessions like the DAR installation tea, or that er, J. I. Lubin, Leo Greenfield, Dick the first term is approximately terrific feature story on the man Veterans in institutional and on- Trainees who are going on short 2,000, yet only .800 students prereg- Booth, and John Onkey. that replaces the records in the Slop the-job training who submit vacations and have subsistence istered. Shop juke box. Why, Egad, we changes of address to the Veterans checks due to arrive during their treat you people royally." I buffed Hoped To Stop Confusion Administration should indicate if absence, should submit a change of his left' shoe a trifle harder with Students planning to attend sum­ it is a temporary or permanent add­ address with the notation that it IMIIon Wins my shoe-shine rag. mer school did not take full ad­ ress change, the VA announced is only temporary so that only their vantage of the opportunity to reg­ today. checks will be forwarded. It is not Continued on page 2) "And look. Egad," Green went ister early and thus avoid the wait­ necessary to transfer claim files and This bit of conscientious cam­ on, motioning to a second string In cases of permanent changes of ing and confusion of regular regis­ pay records to another VA office paigning was contrasted by Tate's assistant letters-to-the-editor to address, so specifying will speed up tration. This system, devised fjr to have checks sent to another tem­ lethargic backers who were ab­ bring over a shovel and go to work, the transfer of the veteran's rec­ the student's convenience, will ope­ porary address, Adams said. solutely asleep Monday and nap­ "these pictures we're running on ords to the regional office having rate every semester in the future. ping during the preceding period. Flotsam—they're not bad at aU. jurisdiction over the area in which Address changes are accepted by The registrar's office sincerely Very few people knew of the run­ They're terrific publicity. Take an­ he will be located, Earl C. Adams, the VA either on the regulation VA hopes to get better co-operation off on Monday and even fewer other look and see if you don't vocational rehabilitation and edu­ change of address form or by let­ next time. voted. It seemed that Tate default­ aeree." cation officer at the VA Miami reg­ ter. Any change must bear the Opportunity Still There ional office, explained. signature of the veteran. ed the post I scrunched up from the shoe- Registration day for the first shining position, inobtrusively wip­ summer session has been set for ing brown shoe polish off my hands June 7. However, for those stu­ Advisors will be assigned to the on to Green's trouser leg, and shuf- dents now enrolled in the Univer­ student at this time. This will elim­ fl°d over to the stone a second time. sity and who didn't pre-register, an inate the first step of registration "Hmm. perhaps you're right, Mr. opportunity will be offered to pick and students may go directly to Get Your Car Ready Green, sir, "I said, bravely lying up card sets at Room 210A, North their advisors the morning of in my teeth, and feeling shooting Campus, between May 26 and 30. June 7. pains in my cardiac area as the editor of Flotsam wished me—I For The. Trip Home! knew wherever he was he'd be wishing it at me if he knew—a merry. Drop Dead!" "Perhaps these • MOTOR TUNE UP pictures (Ed. Note: See above.) Perfect Graduation Gift aren't so bad after all. I guess in a • BATTERIE CHARGING way (choke) any publicity is good AMONG SENIORS AT 20 publicity—no matter how bad!" GREAT UNIVERSITIES • LUBRICATION Green patted my head in a friend­ • WASH — POLISH ly manner. "Good boy, Egad. Now THE PEN THAT'S FIRST you're seeing the light." He handed CHOICE! • TIRES — TUBES me a dime. "Go on out and get a seven-up. You'll feel better with • head on you. "PARKER" 51 YOUR NAME IMPRINTED FREE Road Service CHI OMEGA HONORED Chi Omega's and their Kappa Sigma escorts will attend a dinner- Rivera Shell Service dance honoring Chi Omega sorority RAE'S STATIONERS Friday evening, May 16, at the Opa Locka Officer's club. Dinner will 2144 PONCE DE LEON BLVD CORAL GABLES 201 BIRD ROAD PHONE 4-9361 be followed by dancing to the music of the club's band. I^^^^^^H

Page Eight THE MIAMI HURRICANE MAY 16, 194^ Journalism Classes U. M. Boasts One Of Finest Russian Depts In (J. SSlate. d In Summer Mu Beta Sigma Practicality will be the keynote in journalism this summer when To Go National Sequence Of Courses Gives Good Background students will have the opportunity A chapter of the top nationj by STAN PLATKEN to do writing for professional news­ biological honorary fraternity, Beta' With the international situation papers and magazines. Beta Beta, will be installed at 4*. University next fall, the local b_£ as it today, the teaching of Russian Evening classes of the adult di­ vision will include fiction writing, ogy honorary, Mu Beta Sigma, an­ in schools has important implica­ nounced. tions," says Dr. Berthold C. Friedl feature writing, and publicity meth­ Present members of Mu Beta of the language department. ods. Writing for actual publication Sigma will be charter members of Recognizing the need for men and will be emphasized in these courses. the new chapter. Dr. P. H. Yancey vice-president at Spring Hill colleg.' women with a knowledge of Rus­ Internship will enable advanced sian, the University of Miami has Alabama, will officiate at the in­ installed one of the finest Russian major or minor journalism students stallation services. undergraduate sequences that can to do actual story coverage for Officers of the local honorary fc^ be found in the country. By under­ local professional newspapers, while next semester are John Sutton, president; Lawrence Isham, vice- graduate sequence, it is meant that earning college credit Beat stories, not only is the language taught, president; Ardys Magner, secretary- man in-the-street interviews, and but also Russian literature, geog­ Harding Boehme, treasurer; and' raphy, history, and culture. feature articles are among the as Aline Delling, historian. Dr. Friedl is very proud of our signments the student must fulfill Membership requirements include school. He says the University while interning. a B average in biological studies and a C average in all other studies. of Miami is very progressive, es­ History of journalism, news and pecially on the language side. They Plans are under way for a joint go out and get things done while reporting, and journalism for pri­ initiation service of new member, older, more conservative schools mary and secondary school teachers and an end-of-term party. In charge still talk about it." are also scheduled to be offered as of the arrangements are Aline Dell­ ing, head of the initiation com­ Lab System Unique day courses, and will be conducted mittee, and Nathaniel Buchwald, He refers to the laboratory meth­ by Dr. Norman R. Buchan. od for teaching languages that 5s head of the party committee. unique with the University of Mi­ ami. In the language laboratory, initiated by Dr. J. Riis Owre, stu­ Days Of The Brass Spiloon Are Gone; dents' voices are recorded at the beginning of the term, at intervals during the term, and then ag.in at the end of the term, and a com­ Herald Article Finds Lasl Of Species parison is made. They also sing After a week-long search and lots city-wide appeal on his news pro­ songs and recite poetry and prov­ of publicity the Hurricane has suc­ gram that evening. erbs. ceeded in saving a specie of early In his Russian classes, Dr. Friedl American life from possible ex­ The appeal did bring results, lhe teaches the Cyrillic alphabet, not tinction. I refer of course to bras- next day two people called to offer from books, but from illustrated DR. BERTHOLD C. FRIEDL, of the U-M Russian Language department sus cuspidorum Americanus, com­ their cuspidors. One lady had two looks on as Alex Hawkes records his Voice in Russian at the language Russian posters, a collection of monly called spitoons by laymen. them and a gentleman had one laboratory. —Photo by Fried. Miami is Cosmopolitan which was borrowed from the New and also offered to sell us his houss. York Museum of Modern Art It seems that since Miami has That other schools are interested information, he issues question­ Turning down the house offer, ne An explanation of this new meth­ become cosmopolitan, the lowly in this method can be shown in the naires to his students at the begin­ now had three prizes. Where to- od of teaching languages can be ning of each new term. He has cuspidor no longer graces the floors found in a pamphlet written by Dr. fact that Dr. Friedl was the main of barrooms and barbershops. Not get the fourth? speaker at a national meeting of found the following reasons to be Friedl, entitled "Techniques in most prevalent; research, travel, only that, but since there is no Newspaper Plea Spoken Language." Parts of this teachers of Russian at Columbia demand, the supply-houses do not translation, use in journalism, trade, A hurried call to Jean Bellamy, 1 are quoted below: University. At this meeting, he des­ State Department and Diplomatic; keep them in stock. How this "The first habits of spoken langu­ cribed the Miami system of a four- Service. startling information came to light Herald feature writer, brought as age must be developed by means year Russian undergraduate se­ The Doctor thinks that research is a story in itself. a promise of a story which appear­ of simple questions and answers. quence. is the most important He says One day last week, Editor Marv ed the next day. This really did In the beginning the instructor that 30 per cent of all foreign scien­ Green told News Editor Cliff Hein­ the trick. Folks must have dug asks the questions and gives the On May 9, the University of Mi­ tific literature is published in Rus­ zel that since the time for the con­ deep into attics and trunks for answer, and the students repeat ami played host to the newly organ­ ized Florida chapter of the "Amer­ sian. Not only that, but the Rus­ test was drawing near it would be these family heirlooms. the question and the answer after sians have made great advance­ nice if we had the prizes on hand. the teacher. Later the instructor ican Association of Teachers of Calls started pouring into the Slavic and East European Langu­ ments in the fields of mathematics Cliff agreed that it would be, so Herald and to the homes of various asks the question but does not give and science, and all this material ages." Visitors from all over Flor­ blithely he started off in quest of members of the Fourth Estate club. the answer, and the students repeat needs translating. In this respect ida looked over our laboratory the spitoons. The University phone operator the question and give the answer the University is going to institute techniques and especially our re­ The first place he stopped was themselves. Still later, the students a course in selenitic Russian. To swears she'll scream if anybody cordings. a bar and restaurant supply store. do not repeat the question but form­ fit into this new study, several ever mentions "spitoon" to her a- Confidently he asked the girl at the ulate only the answer. Finally, on Dr. Friedl has written many professors from science depart­ gain, and the administration officials counter if she handled cuspidors. the intermediate and advanced books, articles, and reviews in lin­ ments are taking, or planning to at 20th street are looking for Cliff level, the students themselves put guistics and is currently engaged in take, that course. The University After an embarassing pause she Heinzel with an axe. questions to one another or to the decided that he was a little odd, writing. He was also invited to is cooperating, and the library now Swamped with Spitoons instructor, and receive answere . . . teach three courses at the Univer­ has a representative collection of and left him standing there. In the carrying on of all forms sity of Havana this summer, one in A little shaken, but still deter­ We had offers of old spitoons, Russian literature that few other and middle-aged spitoons, big spi­ of dialogue the personality of *he English, one in Spanish, and one in universities can equal. mined he went to the next store on instructor is significant He must French. his list. toons and little spitoons, plain be a gay, lively interlocutor, able A good example of how the lab­ spitoons and fancy spitoons. spitoons Why Learn Russian? Yes, we have cuspidors, they're to draw the whole class into the oratory works can be seen in the for free, for enormous prices, and One thing that Dr. Friedl is most silver-plated," the clerk informed conversation and not limiting him­ experience of one student. This interested in, is why students want him. for loan. In short, we could have self only to the best students." person took Russian 101 just as a cornered the spitoon market to learn Russian. In quest of this lark, and now, with just this barest Good enough," said Cliff, "how Russian background, he passed a much are they?" It all has a happy ending though. test with the State Department in The pair are $150." Green gave away his prizes and he YOUNG MEN AND YOUNG WOMEN Washington, as assistant translator Th|s time the clerk Was left was happy. The winning quartet on Russian broadcasts. standing there. received the rare prizes and they And so it went, from equipment were happy. Heinzel was just as DU PONT SIGNS U-M GRAD stores to hardware stores to second­ happy to get Green and spitoons LEARN TO FLY out of his hair. Dr. M. F. Gribbins, who received hand stores to antique auctions. DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS No spitoons." And all over Greater Miami, in his Bachelor of Science degree in happy little homes, spitoons were chemistry from the University of "Spitoons? What are they?" "Haven't had them in stock for being tucked back into closets to THE EMBRY-RIDDLE SCHOOL OF AVIATION Miami in 1938, has been appointed gather dust and await; l.-the return by the Du Pont Company as a mem­ ten years." IS BEST QUALIFIED TO HELP YOU BECOME A PILOT IN Radio Plea Voiced of chewing tobacco or 2.-the next ber of the Technical Service Sec­ Hurricane quartet contest. THE SHORTEST TIME FOR THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY tion. Gribbins will be concerned Finally, in desperation, Cliff went principally with development work to John T. Bills, Radio Editor of relating to agricultural and dairy the Herald. Mr. Bills, after hearing FREE TRANSPORTATION fields. the sad story, offered to make a Thompson Wins S2t In Sewing Contest ALL DAY — EVERY DAY A University freshman, Jane FROM THE AVIATION BUILDING, VIA THE COLISEUM, TO Thompson, won second prize of CHAPMAN FIELD $20.00 in the original design group HAIRCUTS of the recent Jane Recommend's sewing contest sponsored by WGBS. FOR INFORMATION Points of judgment were scored PHONE 4S-1771 on workmanship, neatness, style, attractiveness, suitability of style, OR WRITE DEPT. 18 50c and fabric used. Jane's tailored blue spun rayon dress was the only article submitted by a University TO VETERAN STUDENTS student, although the contest was open to all non-professional women in the territory covered by WGBS. •Ml ILS BARBER SHOP One of the judges was Mrs. Ruth // your parents are interested bring them fo Chapman Field to C. Claus, head of the home econo­ visit the school where aviation training keeps pace with aviation BLDG. 624 — VETS CANTEEN mics department. Garments were entered with identifying numbers 20th STREET HOUSING instead of names to insure impart­ iality of judges. MAY 16, 1947 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page Nine Fooless Fussdick - - 17 - M Sleuth by Don Cnse

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Varied Honors Awarded lo Students SENIORS FINAL EXAMS Although graduating seniors will Music School Closes Full Season (Continued from page 2) Pledges tapped by Alpha Kappa not follow the regular examination Psi, honorary business fraternity, schedule, they will not escape un­ Evans, Don Cuddy, Pete Brateger, are: Robert C. Brown, Rene Brunet touched by the dreaded final exam. Pat and Lew Price, and Stan Plat- With Commencement Program Sun. William Conner, Jim Demos, Ed­ A survey of instructors show that kin. the majority are planning at least Climaxing the School of Music's ward Desmond, Arthur Erdmann, mixed recital, and two radio broad­ Formal announcement of women a modified final. full- and varied season, the annu _ Jr., John W. Fleming, Phil Gallag­ commencement concert will feature casts. The Chorale, with 40 mix_d journalists named to the Quill, her, Joel T. Hogeland, Jr., John S. The grads will not be given regu­ voices and the Men's Glee Club, were announced by the club larly scheduled examinations be­ the three leading student music Kemp, Alvin G. Malpass, Berrie organizations on Sunday afternoon, whose 36 members will give the president, Jean Shively. They are: cause their final grades must be in first performance of this group, lend Adele Stone, vice-president; Pearl Minor, William Ray Richardson, the registrar's office ten days before May 25, at 4:30 pjn. at the Miami Clarence A. Riley, Carl W. Rose, Senior high school. The newly form­ an air of optomism towards future Gold, secretary; Joyce Edwards, commencement University development in this field. treasurer; Audrey Geld, publicity; Julian Sastre, James D. Saunders, ed Junior Symphony orchestra will Betty Root, Martha Martin, Chris Walter B. Schilling, William G. share the program with the re­ The 70 piece University Band Westhoff, Charles D. Wilson, and organized University Chorale and Kissel, Margaret Blue, Delores IRON ARROW NAMES OFFICERS will be conducted in its first con­ Papy, Irene Erickson, Gloria Wiley, William R. Wilson. Initiation will Band. cert appearance by Albert Clarke, Eleanor Quartin, and Geraldine be held Monday afternoon. Al Adlef was re-elected Chief of Baby of the group, the Junior a newcomer to the University but a past master of band and orches­ Cohen. Other groups awarded honors Iron Arrow, men's honorary soc­ Symphony, under the baton of tral music. He hopes to augment Alpha Epsilon Phi sorority's cup iety, last Tuesday night following Gerard Haft, will make its third during the semester were formally the band to 100 men by fall, so for the highest pledge scholarship a dinner at San Sabastian restau­ apearan'ce next week. Many stu­ announced at the assembly. They as to have "a good football band was presented to Chi Omega soror­ rant. dents in the 30 piece chamber which will be a credit to the ity, which gave its psychology a- included Earl Silverstein trophy Other officers elected were Hal group played as a part of a sym­ University." ward to Gloria Johnson. Named for dramatics award; pledges for the Schuler, son of the chief, and Ir­ phony orchestra for the first time chemistry honors were Jean Neel- Theta Alpha Phi, honorary drama­ win Raskin, re-elected medicine on March 23 when the orchestra The May 25 program will include gave its first, and very satis­ enbogen, and Wayne Thomas. tics fraternity; the Snarks award man. Bach s Concerto Grosso in A Minor, factory, performance. Pledges tapped for Mu Beta Sig­ for the best play-wright of a one Plans for the coming school year Minuet from Grieg s Sonata in A were discussed and projects were Minor, Adagiette from Bizet's L'Ar­ ma, honorary biological fraternity act play; Stegman Memorial trophy The University choral work this are: Bob Fuerst Fred Gunion, assigned to various members. year, under the direction of William lesienne Suite, and Waltz Serenade Nancy Holtz, Burton Marks, and won by the golf team; and the The meeting closed with the J. Lee, has included the Christmas by Vilkmann by the Junior Sym­ Fred Vihlen. World Student fund presentations. initiation of new members. presentation of Handel's Messiah a phony. v- Items You May Want To Take Home With You

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BY DON CUDDY Sports Editor

Even a padre ought to be willing to put a few bobs across the boards on any entry in the Hurricane stable next year. For we're a safer risk than U. S. Steel to better in every go the collegiate records racked up by every team this season.

'CANES CAN'T LOSE A quick glance at the form chart will verify that we'll be odds-on favorites in spite of the field. Take two games away from the grid squad, maybe five from the cagers, and handicap the Dunnmen with a four game hitting slump—and you've still got the Hurricane aheqd of the game and unbeatable in their own class. But maybe some of you didn't follow your own string too closely, and only know the score book story. Ten years from now you'U be more than somewhat sad about that Because there will be a lot of guys like myself whooping up the good old days then, and all you will have to show your kids is that we won a lot of games. .Not how we won, who made the U-M's varsity basketball squad which last season compiled the greatest record in Hurricane cage histoty by taking 20 contests while dropping seven; they went to the finals in the SIAA tournament losing ta game-saving bucket or what an Art Saey left hook looks Uke—but just Western Kentucky, one of the best aggregations in the country. Kneeling, left to right Bob Campbell, that we won or lost Jim Quin len, AI Lutsky, Dave Si-nan, Jerry Weinstein, Mike Fisher, and Abe Friedman. Standing: Mana­ Well, maybe that isn't so bad if you play the percentages as such. ger Larry' Bouchner, Paul Wigand, Bill Jacobs, Joe M Nulty. Lou Edwards, Hal Schuler, Erv Ibach, Joe Me, I like to see the boys priming for the smaller purses just as much Keough, and Assistant Coact John "Red" Tobin. Missing are Coach Hart Morris, and acting captain Tony Yovicsin. as snaring touchdown passes. They Called The • Forgotten Sport9 Lean Days Ahead But the trouble with you sports (I am speaking of those who make with the show only at football games) is that you won't be ready to call the turn when the milk and honey runs out That may be because you Rebounding Cagers Achieve Biggest Season are not willing to notice the swimmers and golfers and ball players now Overcoming almost insurmontable against Cincinnati also set a new working to empty galleries. Then when times are tough you will blame odds, basketball here was given a Tobin instilled the will to win into a solid shove toward the big time the squad while Bob Campbell, intercollegiate game mark. Abe things on the coaches and bums that maybe aren't what the teams are during the 1946-47 season. Capt Tony Yovicsin, Abe Fried­ Friedman also broke the individual today. Playing their home games on man, and Jerry Weinstein provided season mark of 201 set by "Red" five different courts, and without the buckets that counted on the Tobin in 1942. Hurricane Strictly A Madder? a suitable practice floor, the Hur­ scoreboard. Beating Bearcats Biggest Boost The Cincinnati victory was prob­ Maybe it won't happen quite that way. But I've got a hunch that our ricane cagemen shook off the ef­ Campbell Squad Sparkplug ably the most important win scored boys may not run so good when the track is fast as they are doing in fects of being labelled sandlotters Campbell's driving, fighting, bril­ and scored 20 victories against liant type of play was the spark by the Hurricane. A decided IS the slush. I am referring, of course, to the rosy future when the Orange, seven losses. that ignited the winning streak. point underdog, Campbell, Yovicsin, Green and White will only be seen on the best local courts and arenas. The season started slow with Whitey was named on the SIAA all- Friedman and Co., reached their The plushy stands might make them shy. They might even fold so badly 'Canes splitting their first dozen tournament team as was Capt Yov­ peak in Miami Beach high gym to ring up a 56-53 upset In a rough- as to win only two or three state championships a year. games, but ended in a whirl of glory icsin. He was also high scorer for as they compiled a 14 game winning the tourney. and tumble see-saw battle, U-M • • • • streak and went to the finals of Campbell's 301 points set a new came from behind a 6 point Bear- (Continued on page 11) ATHLETIC BOSS and Hart Morris returned from the SIAA tournament individual scoring record for a Coaches Hart Morris and John ";- m\ poin'- the north country this week. They had to resort to snow shovels to check the landmarks around the ivory circuit State Racquet Champs 'Canetters Capture • • • • Slate, So. Fla. Titles Two M-club memberships go into partnership when Harvey James Varsity tennis promises to be a and Betty Ruth Hulbert marry May 31. She will finish school here while headline sport next year—with all "Geechie" backs up the Cleveland Rams' line. six members of the first squad • • * * that swept aside state intercollegiate and South Florida league compe­ Baritones don't impress me, usually. But when the Voice is also Mr. tition returning to the fold. After overwhelming Rollins col­ Left Hook and Athlete of the Year . . . I'm sold Referring of course lege and the Fort Lauderdale Ten­ to Art Saey s locker-room delineation of 'Old Man River.' nis club last week, Bud Hart and Company successfully brought to a close intercollegiate and South Florida Tennis league competition by compiling an enviable record of 22 victories in 24 starts. The two set-backs were suffered at the hands of Tulane university of New Orleans by a 6-3 margin and Salvadore park, which defeated U-M's second squad while the var­ sity was on the road. By virtue of routing Univerejity of Florida, Florida Southern, Rollins, and seven league opponents, the Canetters copped both the State and South Florida Tennis leagues. Only Tulane s Green Wave could stop these 'Canetters' conquest of 22 The six-man varsity composed of AIRLINE TICKETS out of 24 South Florida and intercollegiate tennis opponents this year. Captain Bud Hart, Charlie Lund­ They also provided the few reversals*of form against the world's best gren, Al Richardson, Tony Vincent amateurs in the U-M net tournament Top, left to right is Tony Vincent Bill Turner, and Bruce Johnson, Frank Keiser, Tommy Taber, and Captain Bud Hart Front Bruce thus justified former net coach Authorized Ticket Agents Johnson, Bill Turner, Al Richardson and Charley Lundgren. Mercer Beasley's prediction that —Photo by Fleming they were an unusually well-round­ ed aggregation, capable of holding EASTERN AIRLINES their own against all comers. It would be impossible to single out any one of these racquet-wield- NATIONAL AIRLINES ers and say that he consistently Dine-a-mile outshone the others. Each one gave a good account of himself under DELTA AIRLINES pressure. In the University of Miami In­ vitational, for instance, where they NO SERVICE CHARGE encountered the nation's best, Hart took fifth-seeded Harris Everett to extra sets. Lundgren won the initial set from Davis cupper Gardnar LUNCHES • DINNERS Mulloy, and Richardson and Turner SANDWICHES • T-BONE STEAKS -allied to take the second set from National "Champion Jack Kramer __^TRHUEL. AT ind Pancho Segura. Vincent had £ cegura playing "all out" for two Tom's Tiny Snack Shop long, hard-fought sets, and Johnson surprised the gallery by coppin? 210 VALENCIA CORAL CABLES four games in the second set of his match with Kramer. MAY 16, 1947 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page Eleven Unbeaten In Five Starts Pikes, Chi O's Win Softball Crowns For Third Consecutive Year By NORM MUROV Pi Kappa Alpha annexed its 19 Phv Ed Majors third consecutive fraternity softball At FSCW Confab crown Sunday with a 7-1 victory Nineteen women physical educa­ over second place SAE on the North tion majors and director Mrs. campus diamond. Catherine Sample represented U-M The Pikes capitalized on Charley at the annual Sports Day program Knighton's three-hit pitching, iix at the Florida State College for SAI errors and eight safeties cff Women at Tallahassee Saturday. Jim Bennett to cop their tenth win of the season. The loser's lone tally The PEM's competed in basket­ came on a four-baser by Ray Dunn. ball, volleyball, softball and swim­ Third place Sigma Chi counted ming— but didn't win a darn thing heavily on the hitting of Mike in the all-state women's confab. Fisher and Bob Clayton's twirling Other PEM representations from to subdue their old rivals. Lambda Rollins college, Stetson university, Only varsity team to weather the collegiate storm tiiis year, these mermen won consecutive victories over Chi, 10-3 Monday. Eight errors Tampa, Florida Southern and the Georgia. Auburn, Jacksonville Navy (two wins) and tie University of Florida (Tallahassee Division), by proved costly to the losers. FSCW hosts participated. overwhelming scores. Bigger things are planned for met season, according to Coach Tom Lamar, who made Other scores this weeek: his coaching debute here this season. Top row, le't to right: Larry Cohen, Bob Caffray, Don Brooks, Also on the program was the Sigma Chi 9 ZBT 6 meeting of the State Physical Edu­ Charles Small, Captain Johnny Jorgensen, John Booth,Norvin Van Nostrand, Bill Burrell, Al Bay Bill Kel Nu Sigma 9 Pi Lam 7 Bill Evans and Norm Ratina. Seated: Coach Lamar, ey. Tom Iwen Tom Munford, George Vallentine, Ralph cation association, and a banquet in their honor. . AE Pi 14 Pi Lam 3 finals and Manager Mike Silver. —Photo By Fleming. Lambda Chi 13 TEP 5 Members attending from Miami SAM 4 Pi En 2 were Ruth Goldstine, Gloria Wer- Pi KA 4 Nu Sigma 3 r«ar, Joyce McCluney, Glorianna League Standings Kuhn, Dorothy Dixon, Margaret Pi KA 10 1 Lambda Chi 5 4 Booth, Jean Wailes, Georgann Vee- SAE 5 2, Pi Ep 3 S der, Miriam Acenbrack. Sigma Chi 5 2 Nu Sigma 2 5 Also Betty Ruth Hulbert, Kay SAM 4 2 Pi Lam 2 7 Segar, Nan Wickmire, Nancy Riv­ AE Pi 6 3 Kappa Sig 3 S iere, Doris Carpenter, Jean Johan- TEP 4 4 ZBT 0 S sen, Vivian Lockhart, Eleanor Frey, GIRL SOFTBALL HONORS Betty DelMonico, Patricia Martin LISTED and Mrs. Sample. Chi Omega garnered the women's intramural softball championship last week by swamping the Inde­ J; BOWLING LEAGUE RESULTS pendent Hamiltonians 31-9. Jackie Cann, Chi Omega third Lubway of the Yankees bowled baseman and "Texas" Henderson, 189 to take the weeks top honors in Hamiltonian pitcher was chosen as the bowling league. Lee Moon re­ the outstanding players. The high­ presenting the Deadheads paced the est batting average for an individual women keglers with a 141 score. player was Kappa Kappa Gamma's Standings in the league are: Virginia McCall who batted .888. WL WL Gloria Werner and Idelle BabcocK, Yankees 11 1 Mity Mice 3 9 the former of Delta Gamma and the Deadheads 10 2 Ten Pins 3 9 latter of the Hamiltonians, tied for Penthouse 6 5 Bowling Bees 3 9 second, both hitting .857. COLLEGIATE boxing jumped into Boxing Major Sport the headlines of the U-M sports LOST: One pair of green poleroid picture this year behind the plug­ Enter NCAA In June (AAF issue) sun glasses. Return ging of this octet that won five and to Dave Kraslow in the Hurricane After Brilliant Season lost only one contest—and also pro­ office, Room 524. Having produced the 1947 NCAA duced the Hurricane s first national heavyweight champ, ring Coach champion. Left to right is Coach Billy Regan also came up with the Billy Regan, heavyweight champ­ greatest squad in Hurricane mitt ion Art Saey, light-heavy Leo aC4/¥£S history this year. The team scored Hauck, middleweight Sal Villante, five match victories and were Bill Eisnor, Jim Duffy, Don Ger­ beaten only by the national champ-, ritts, Max Cleveland, Billy Johnson, ion University of Wisconsin team. and Captain Jimmy Demos. Art Saey (the champ) and Leo Hauck provided the punch that turned what might have been a Ten Kalis Chosen mediocre season into an epoch. To Boost €*ames &#oxrs Three times this pair scored twin- The Cheerleading Squad for the wins when defeats would have cost the 1947-48 football season was U-M the match. They also scored chosen Monday, May 5 by a group over their Wisconsin foes, but the of student judges. These judges Badgers were too far ahead on represented fraternities, sororities, points to be taken. M-Club and.other school organi­ The Reganmen started the season zations. by whipping Penn State and Catho­ Four girls and six boys were lic U. on the road. Jacksonville chosen in addition to two alter Naval Air Station came here to nates. They are Nancy Gramley, absorb some of the Saey-Hauck Jeanne Hayes, Gwen Cooper, Hope treatment. A trip to Minneapolis Tanni'tihaum. Eddie Richardson, Members of the varsity links squad, seven of whim will represent the ended in a 5V_ -2_ victory over Paul Silverman, Donald Boggs, J. Hurricane in the NCAA matches at Ann Arbor, Mich., next month. Top, Minnesota's Golden Gophers. B. Nelson, David Kelley, Jack left to right, Louis Carmametti, Daniel Hayes, Ollie Kay, Harold Bilheimcr, Beat S. C. Without the One Two SchradeL Alternates are Mary Ann Dick Wynn. and Tommy Parks. Seated, Al Besselink, Jack Larkin, Bob South Carolina's Gamecocks trav­ Robertson, and Red Robbins. Conroy, Dave Sullivan and Bob Seyler. Story on page 12. SniMUIM. .... elled south and although spared the —Photo by Fleming. MBMR/UI Saey-Hauck ordeal, were decisively Swimming i- the universal -am- beaten 5% - 2%. Regan took five of home series with other name teams, and the advantage of having played mer sport for old and young his boxers to Madison, Wis., for Basketball but doesn't want to invite them together, the prospects for the of both sexes—and we hope yoa the national championships in (Continued from page 10) down without a suitable place to 1947-48 season are bright for the never get in the predicament March. Four were eliminated in cat lead to take the contest dur­ hold the contests. freshman squad. ef our friend in the sketch the quarter-finals, but the one that ing the last minute of play. With the added year experience, Now that basketball has reached IF Y«M ARE !\ A went on is still going—Saey. In the SIAA tournament Miami MM AMEST . For next season Regan expects scored over College of Charleston . . . about what's smart to wear to have Capt. Jimmy Demos, Billy and Tennessee Tech before the Hill- Where Students Eat Johnson, Jim Duffy, Gene Asher, toppers stopped the 14 game streak for swimming and sunning then Sal Villante, and Saey available. 55-46. their closest game of the head right here. At least five matches in Miami and year on their home court Breakfast CABANA SHIRTS $3.75 possibly seven is one ambition. Miami also scored a notable vic­ . Lunch Tan, Blue, Aqua Open Training In October tory over a favored Moorehead State Short Sleeve, Washable The team will begin workouts in Teachers (Ky.) in Louisville. It And those daytime snacks LASTEX SWIM TRUNKS $3 95 late October and travel to .Colum­ was after this game that Coach Mor­ with nationally lineal lee cream White and Yellow Satin bia, S. C. in January to return the ris got the idea that he had a club. BOXER SWIM TRUNKS Gamecock's visit of this year. They Although U-M lost to Tulane ',n Prints and Plain .. $3 to $4.50 will spend February and March at the ill-fated Orange Bowl experi­ home entertaining (?) such teams ment, they started rolling right as Virginia. Penn State, Catholic after that D U., Minnesota, and maybe Wash­ Morris was still looking for a ington State. These clubs are among place to play .when the season end­ % the top squads in their own sec­ ed. He has offers to play in all DJARON tions of the country. parts of country, praticularly Bowl- BAeCK <* CORAL mm ^ ARAGON AVE. OJCHrfMr The Hurricane will travel to Mad­ ing Green where they want Camp­ ison for the national championships bell back next season. The coach OPEN SUNDAYS AT 12 NOON 2322 Ponce de Leon Boulevard and a match with the Badgers. also has offers to play home-and- MAY 16, ity PAGE TWELVE THE MIAMI HURRICANE

NINE FACES CRUCIAL SERIES Over a hundred couples in _ Varsity basball beats out finals THE MIAMI pected to attend the -,nmi by a matter of hours as the 'M'-CIub picnic Sunday at B| Dunnman wind up their season Waters, president George (^ rigan announced this M with five games this week. Key Forty-five boxing, tennis, sw% games are with Florida at Gain­ ming, and basketball letter-wk. esville for the state champion, ming, and basketball letter-vfe ship in the balance. Home finale HURRICANE ners were initiated by membm will be at Miami field tonight last week. against Tampa. SPORTS WEEK Sherman's No Hilier Paces Southern Sweep; State Title Stretch Drive Slated This Week Tampa Closes Oul 12 Hitless Frames Spark 4-1, 3-0 Wins Home Games Here By BOB REILLY

The Hurricane baseball nine Eddie Sherman became the see­ swings into the stretch of the so ond Hurricane hurler in two months far so good season today as they to enter collegiate baseball's HaU meet the University of Tampa of Fame when he tossed a seven-in­ Spartans in the final home game of ning no hit, nor run game at Flori­ the year. With a present lead of da Southern college. The varsity three games, the Dunnmen will strengthened its hold on the state assure themselves of the title if they leadership by sweeping a twin bill are able to win tonight and then from the Dreadnaughts, 4-1 and take two of the four games played 3-0, at Miami Field Saturday. on the road next week with Stetson Sherman faced only 23 batten and Florida. in the seven inning nightcap. Nary a Dreadnaught got past second Coach Eddie Dunn will send base, seven went down swinging, Larry Kissell to the mound in hopes and only two drew free tickets from of getting his squad off on the right the big sophomore righthander. foot. In a game played at Tampa Denny Hambleton recorded a hit­ last month, the 'Canes squeezed less full-length game agaimt out a 4-2 win; so Tampa can he the same club last month at Lake­ expected to be at full strength for land, but gave up an unearned THE WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Winner of the Hurricane today's game. EDDIE SHERMAN registered the "outstanding athlete of the year'' trophy is this year's U-M heavyweight second no-hit game in as many bingle in the eighth frame. mittking. Art Saey. With Saey is Hurricane sports editor, Don Cuddy who Next week they face two teams months over Stetson college's Hat­ Kissell Turns in Another Good made the presentation of the award at the Journalism dance last Saturday that they have already taken *or ters in the night-cap of Saturday's Hambleton started the first game a pair of tilts. Dunn expects to have twin bill. Danny Hambleton held but developed a sore arm aftef evening. "Whitey" Campbell ran a close second in the race for the winner 7 of the award. —Photo by Cox. his big four—Hambleton, Sherma .. the Hatters hitless the full distance barely getting out of hot water Kissell, and Clark ready to take thc at Lakeland, but an eighth inning through four frames, and was re­ (aolden Opportunity mound against the upstaters in the run spoiled his perfect game. lieved by Larry Kissell. Turning in stretch drive. his second superb 'Fireman' role 25 Tilts Hoped for Next Year in as many weeks, Kissell held the A twenty five game schedule, in­ Trackmen Train Dreadnaughts hitless the rest of fie Doris Hart Looms As World's Best cluding a long road trip, is on the \rtay, protecting a two-run lead, fire for the '48 'Cane nine. In line and was given credit for the win. with the U-M's sports promotion, For Miami Open His perfect five frames and Sher­ the athletic department mentors are man's following performance made In Women's Summer Net Tourneys BY ART ROTH a total of a dozen innings the visi­ lining up the best schedule in dia­ Smarting from the 86-31 pasting By Jim Cryan male opposition as Gardnar Mulloy, tors went without a safety. mond history. Besides the present handed them Saturday at Gaines­ George Pero and brother Bud Hart, Scoring in the first tilt was settled Ranked third nationally now, Miss mond diamond this week, and easily ville by the University of Florida varsity net captain. In her victor­ in the initial inning, as singles by Hart will compete in the Wimbleton the Hurricane will face several Gators, the Hurricane cindermen ies over Rollins' Shirley Fry, the Albus, Jorgenson and Terry push._ matches in London June 24 as a Southern conference members. An this week went into a stepped-up Miami ace showed that she is now across the Dreadnaught's only tally member of the Wightman cup team. eastern tour that may feature games training program preparing for the playing more consistently and is at of the day. Later she will tour the continent with Harvard and Holy Cross will Miami AAU Open track meet to be the peak of her game. Raymond Collects Three Safeties in other major foreign tournaments. be among the stops. held at Moore Park May 24. Returning to America in August, Doris took up tennis seriously But the Dunnmen came right back Doris will make the summer cir­ after overcoming a childhood at­ New Field Also Booms The annual meet, for which out­ In addition to the road trip, the side entries have not yet been an­ in their half of the frame to tally cuit' on the east coast, winding tack of polio. Encouraged by her three times. Pete "Anyface" Kou­ up with the nationals at Forest Dunnmen wiil boast one of the fin­ nounced, will close out the track father and brother Bud, she lsowly chalakos got on when Terry bob- Hills, N. Y., in September. worked her way into the big leagues est diamonds in Florida. The new season and will be the U-M's last running meet which they will pre­ bled his grounder, and promptly Winning the Forest Hills tourna­ of the game. bail field is located on the new campus fronting on the Dixie High­ pare for on a cinder path other stole second. Ralph Raymond pro­ ment would officially give her top Less than a year ago, she reached way. Grass is already growing m than their own. duced the first of his three hits of billing in this country—which car­ the finals of the national singles the outfield and the infield is being the day, and Pete held up at third. ries with it recognition as the at Forest Hills, losing to Miss Paul­ Track ready by Falf—Bennett shapped up to rank with the finest. Ed Kairis walked filling the bases. world's foremost woman tennis ine Betz. The same opponent also Coach Lloyd Bennett annnounced The field will have no fences but Andy Novack lifted a long fly, player. tripped her in the indoors in New this week that the new track now it is marked off at 350 feet, which scoring Kouchalakos. Baldoni drew York in March, but her entry into being constructed onthe Main cam­ Between Doris and that title is quite a clout for any slugger. a pass, again making the sacks f. o. professional ranks leaves the door pus athletic area, expected to be stand Californians Margaret Osborne Portable stands will be purchased c. (full of Canes), and Fergy Fur- open for Doris. one of the finest in the country, will and Louise Brough. Last year these to accommodate the student body. guson lined a single to left, scoring three were a very close match— be ready when he calls his men Already she shares several na­ for workouts next fall. Raymond. Chuck Kelly tallied the with the outcome going either way. tional titles: the women's indoor The Dunnmen made their last Will Reduce Injuries third U-M run with a left field Too. Miss Hart particularly respects doubles with Hurricane teammate practice appearance on the Rich­ One big advantage of having a fly, bringing home Kairis. Miss Osborne, who defeated her at Barbara Scofield, and also the mixed mond diamond this week, and easly fast track available to work on Wimbleton last summer. doubles. In the latter she teamed beat a South Campus aggregation, The varsity added an insurance However, tennis experts predict wiflj Billy Talbert to pull a major will be reduced injuries, Bennett tally in the eight when Peters walk­ 10-1, Tuesday. Reserve hurlers Ed believes. Hurricane cindermen were Doris will down her rivals and tennis upset by defeating the top- Schoendinger and Joe Werckerty ed, swiped second, advanced to handicapped all season by the Moore third on an error, and slid across return here with the title. This seeded combination of national worded the game, which was high­ Park gopher holes which side-lined the plate in a double steal. year she has had the advantage champions Jack Kramer and Miss lighted by a Ralph Raymond home- several promising harriers for the Clutc Hitting Paves Nightcap Wm of winter play against such classy Betz. run. season and forced cancellation of In the nightcap, the Hurricanes, relays. scored single markers in the second, Sullivan Hated .National Conlernder Among the men lost by Bennett fourth and sixth innings to support U-M entry in the Penn and Texas Sherman's masterful performance. due to injuries were Captain Al Both sides went down in order Hudson; Florida scholastic high- in the first inning. Novack open­ Seven Golfers Enter NCAA Al Ann Arbor Next Month jump record-holder Jim Benne't; ing the second stanza with a walk, By HOLMES BRADDOCK Cane niblick-wielders this season, U M Entry Seeks Double Victory Ben Seidman. 220 and 440-yard stole second. He made third on an Seven Hurricane golfers, led by and can be counted upon for sub- In the leading Miami hopefuls, Melrose games winner; Clyde Wil­ infield out and scored behind Southern Intercollegiate links par rounds on the University of the greatest golfing duet in the lard, who Bennett counted on for "Whitey" Campbell's tap to the champion Dave Sullivan and num­ Michigan course. short history of .University golfing, 440-yard run performances; and Bill Dreadnaught mound. Novack tal­ ber one man Al Besselink, wil! Other Miami entries are; Ollie the 'Cane entry has a double chance Troth, the 'Canes most experienced lied again in the fourth on an in­ enter the National Collegiate AA Kay, Bob Seyler, Captain Bob eon- of capturing the NCAA title in both miler. field error, was sacrificed to second, tournament at Ann Arbor, Miech, roy. Bill Kellar and John Larkin. individual and team play, a feat Every man available will be sent and completed the circuit cm June 23, Coach Foster E. Alter an­ Although Sullivan and Besselink that would rank U-M at the top into the Miami Open in order that Campbell's single into center. nounced Monday. The current have been the two mainstays of the of the collegiate links list he may have a line on prospects Line Scores: southern champ will be among the U-M team, several other members Coach Alter's proteges copped 11 for next season, Bennett indicated First .Game: favorites to cop this highest of col­ have possibilities of tripping the out of 13 matches during the '46-'47 this week. He especially wants co III legiate golfing- awards. leaders, just as Dave did at Athens season. All victoriees were by com­ see his mile and half-mile relay Southern 100 000 000 1 6 5 Besselink Dark Horse to win the Stegeman trophy _ fortable margins. The pair of los­ teams in their first competitive run­ Hurricanes 300 000 Olx 4 6 2 Long-hitting Besselink, the elong­ Athens last month Most likely ses were to the polished Lousiana ning, and was enthusiastic about RHE ated Jerseyite, is considered a stretch finisher is Captain Conroy, State University squad led by Tommy Matteson's impressive 2:00:2 Second game: tournament dark horse. Al has been who has been a leading Cane win­ Jimmy Wittenberg, another top second time in the 880 run at Southern M0 000 0 0 0! the most consistent player of the ner in competition this year. favorite for the national crown. Gainesville. Hurricanes 010 101 x 3 * * LIBRARY 78S90 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI