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VOLUME 17, ISSUE 3 “HOME OF THE PHANTOMS” DECEMBER 2020 PHOENIXVILLE AREA HIGH SCHOOL 1200 GAY STREET PHOENIXVILLE, PA 19460 What a COVID-19 vaccine means for our future

Written tions. States will likely work with hospitals, clinics, long- by: term care facilities, and phar- Isabelle macies such as Walgreens and CVS to administer the vac- Butera cines. The incoming Biden Administration (which was largely excluded from brief- ings about vaccine distribu- As we reach the end of an tion during this transition unquestionably difficult year, period) pledges $25 billion to two major pharmaceutical com- ensure every American can panies offer a possible reprieve access the vaccine free of to the coronavirus pandemic: a cost. vaccine. Although we’ve long However, although a vac- PEOPLE (pages 2-3) awaited this news, what exactly The Pfizer vaccine presents a barrier for distribution, as it must be stored cine may soon be available for does this development mean for at -100 degrees Fahrenheit. use, not everyone in the United  Aubrie Breisblatt the United States and when can Photo: CNN.com States may be willing to receive we expect to receive it? one. A Gallup Poll from late Octo-  Kendall Nowak First of all, the process of de- vaccine may be administered im- the spike protein to the body’s ber indicates 42% of Americans do  Emery Cole signing, testing, and receiving ap- mediately. cells. With a smaller sample size, not want to receive a COVID-19 proval for a vaccine is a rigorous While this process may seem ambiguous results, and an almost Vaccine, with respondents citing  Michaela Shillinger endeavor that often takes years arduous, both the Pfizer and accidental breakthrough, the vac- the rushed timeline, safety con- from start to finish. Researchers Moderna vaccines have been ap- cine only has a 70% efficacy rate, cerns, and distrust of vaccines in NEWS (page 4) first test vaccine formulas on ani- proved and distribution has start- but is cheaper and easier to store, general. mals (usually lab rats) to identify ed in the United States. Both Pfiz- and will likely be approved for use Furthermore, distrust towards a  The news you don’t see possible side effects and gauge er and Moderna reported efficacy in the UK shortly. covid vaccine is significantly higher  AP Government elections antibody production. Once re- rates of 95% for their vaccines. Now with the FDA approval, among African American and Lati- searchers deem the vaccine safe The Pfizer and Moderna vac- Americans are now receiving the no communities. With the United OPINIONS (pages 5-7) and effective enough for human State’s infamous history of con- trials, three phases are initiated. ducting medical experiments on  2019 GAPP Exchange trip First, about a dozen partici- African Americans, such as the  The silver linings of COVID pants receive doses of varying Tuskegee syphilis study (which sizes to determine human side studied syphilis in Black men in  Top 5 funny characters effects and the correct amount the 1930’s, without informed for the vaccine to be effective consent or adequate treatment),  Top 5 holiday albums and safe. Then, the vaccine is medical experts and community administered to a larger, repre- leaders face an additional re-  Top 4 unbearable things sentative sample size (of several sponsibility to build trust in the  A Netflix Christmas hundred, and tens of thousands vaccine with communities dis- for phase 2 and phase 3 respec- proportionately impacted by the SPEAK OUT! (pages 8-9) tively) to those with no health virus itself. conditions that may confound Americans can rest assured  We asked PAHS staff: the results. Each participant that the major vaccine develop- What was the best gift you either receives the real vaccine Former Presidents Bill Clinton, George W Bush, and Barack Obama all ers conducted scientifically or the placebo, which allows pledged to publicly take a vaccine to demonstrate the safety and importance of sound research, using placebos received for the holidays researchers to compare the coronavirus vaccinations. and double-blind studies virus positivity rates between Photo: The Guardian.com (meaning neither the partici- when you were younger? those with and without the vac- pants nor doctors in the study cine. cines utilize messenger RNA, a vaccine, starting with a New York were aware who received the ENTERTAINMENT Once a company’s phase three strand of genetic code from the City nurse as the first recipient of placebo or the vaccine). Studies (pages 10-12) trials reveal an efficacy rate great- virus, to instruct cells to produce the Pfizer vaccine. In the next were conducted under the super- er than 50%, they can submit an a “spike protein” of the virus several months, vaccine distribu- vision of an independent group of  “The Queen’s Gambit” application for an Emergency Use (usually depicted as the spikes on tion will prioritize healthcare experts called the Data and Safety  “The Grinch” (2018) Authorization license (EUA) to the outside of the virus which bind workers, frontline workers, peo- Monitoring board. Or, as Dr. the Food and Drug Administration to the receptors on the host cells ple over 65, and people with Fauci, head of the White House  “Iron Harvest” (the US government agency re- spreading the disease in one’s preexisting conditions. Between Covid Response Team, assures, sponsible for regulating biological body). Your immune system rec- April and June, vaccines should be “The process of the speed did not  “Avatar, the Last products such as medicines). After ognizes these proteins as foreign available for the general public, compromise at all safety, nor did it Airbender” a board of 15 infectious disease and develops the capacity to at- including teenagers. Most vaccines compromise scientific integrity.” specialists reviews the research tack them before you ever be- will likely require two doses, three While we have every right to be  2020 Holiday Gift Guide results from the vaccine, they come infected with the virus. to four weeks apart. By October excited about this monumental SPORTS (page 13) submit recommendations to the Another notable vaccine, devel- to December of 2021, herd im- scientific achievement, it’s worth FDA Commissioner who will ap- oped by British Pharmaceutical munity can be achieved if 75% or noting that distancing and mask  PAHS Football prove or deny the request, a pro- company AstraZeneca, uses a more of the population is vac- wearing must continue at least cess usually lasting between 24 “vector vaccine,” which utilizes cinated. until herd immunity is achieved.  Philadelphia Eagles and 72 days. Once approved, the the common cold virus to spread The next challenge for federal With U.S. Covid deaths now ex- and state govern- ceeding 300,000, cases surging in FOR FUN ments is forming a every state, and hospitals over-  Horoscopes—pg. 14 plan to rapidly dis- whelmed with patients and short tribute the vaccines. on supplies, local health experts  Holiday quiz—pg. 15 Under Operation reiterate the continued im- Warp speed, initiated portance of mask wearing and  Featured artists—p.16 by the Trump Ad- social distancing. ministration, the Before and even after Ameri- Department of De- cans receive the vaccine, Dr. Fauci fense will distribute states, “I would recommend to pre-purchased 100 people to not abandon all public million vaccines in health measures just because you amounts proportion- have been vaccinated.” Further- al to populations to more, he reminds Americans a the states. From vaccine won’t instantly end the there, however, pandemic, saying “It’s going to be most of the responsi- a gradual accrual of more normali- bility is up to the ty as the weeks and the months states to determine go by, as we get well into 2021.” how to administer A participant receives a trial Pfizer vaccine at the University of Maryland. and track vaccina- Photo: NewYorkTimes.com *PEOPLE* Aubrie Breisblatt: Three sport superstar

School. since she was five years old, so Written by: Aubrie has been playing varsity field that's 12 years of constant Kade Breisblatt hockey, basketball, and softball since her sports every single day. With freshman year. Playing three varsity dedication comes pressure, and sports as a freshman is very difficult. she described the difficulties of Many kids try She said, “I thought all the upperclass- succeeding at three sports as, to follow in their men hated me. They saw a freshman that “maintaining good grades, hav- parents’ footsteps. was there to compete and take their ing time to attend every prac- Senior Aubrie spot. It appeared to me that they got very tice and game, and sacrificing Breisblatt’s father Evan was also a three jealous. I was very nervous and scared to her social life.” However, this sport athlete in high school, playing foot- go against them because I was only a did not stop her from doing ball, basketball, and baseball. Evan freshman. I just knew that one day I was what she loves to do. As she Breisblatt scored 1,031 points in his bas- just trying to be the best, so I wanted to moved to her sophomore year, ketball career and led his sports teams to compete every day.” she started getting some atten- league championships at Unionville High Aubrie ended up in the starting lineup tion across the league for all School. Years later, his children, Aubrie, in two out of the three sports: field hock- three sports. She led her field The Breisblatts: Aubrie, Debbie, Avah, Evan, and Kade, and Avah have similar athletic goals. ey and softball. Aubrie is very good at all hockey team to the District One Kade in Ocean City New Jersey. In particular, Aubrie is following her dad’s three sports, but she said, “Although playoffs, she made 6 three- footsteps as a high school athlete, as she basketball is my favorite, I believe I'm the pointers in one basketball game against cided to commit to play both basketball will receive twelve varsity letters over best at softball.” Pottstown, and was named offensive MVP and softball at Neumann University and her career at Phoenixville Area High Aubrie has been playing all three sports of her softball team. major in sports management. Aubrie’s junior year was even better, She said, “ I know it's going to be chal- as she was ranked third in southeast lenging, but I've been doing this my whole Pennsylvania in assists and she went on to life and I'm used to it.” score over 300 points in her basketball When not playing sports, Aubrie enjoys season. Unfortunately, her softball season hanging with her friends, watching foot- was cancelled due the pandemic. She was ball, and playing 1on 1 against her twin named to numerous All-League and All- brother Kade, as they have been pushing Area and all area honors all while main- each other and competing at every sport taining a 3.5 GPA. since they were little. . Aubrie also has a As her senior year has arrived , she sits younger sister named Avah who is all 350 points away from scoring 1,000 about sports and wants to be just like her points in basketball and could be the sec- big sister. ond girl in Phoenixville history to reach Aubrie said, “There are at least two or that mark (the other was Ashley McLel- more sports practices or games every land). single day between my two siblings and Playing three sports that you truly love me, and it’s been like that for the past 10 for twelve years makes it very hard to years.” continue playing all in college. Aubrie had Aubrie has been known around PAHS to think long and hard about what she for being a phenomenal athlete, but every wanted to do after high school, and it is athlete, when they leave the game they very rare for someone to play more than love, want to be remembered in a certain one sport in college. In her mind, she told way. Aubrie said, “When I graduate I Aubrie has her signing day and signs her Letter of Intent herself that she has been doing it her want everyone to know that I worked to Neumann University for basketball and softball. whole life, so why not try? With numer- hard for everything I got, and that I loved Photos courtesy of Evan Breisblatt ous offers to play one sport, Aubrie de- and played the game the right way.”

Kendall “well-rounded” Nowak

A huge passion of Kendall’s is music- when school work Written by: whether she is listening or playing. Her needs to get done. Eryn Gasser favorite artist is Twenty One Pilots, and Through her music she believes their self-titled album is their and academics, it is clear best work. Kendall is a devoted and long- how impressive Kendall time fan, and she is passionate about the is, but she has another From music, to band’s messages about mental health. interest: cars. She thor- academics, to unique However, Kendall’s appreciation for mu- oughly enjoys research- hobbies, sophomore sic goes beyond just listening. Kendall is ing cars and working on PAHS student Ken- no stranger to musical instruments, since them with her dad by dall Nowak is the definition of well- she has been playing viola for one year, detailing them, washing rounded. Kendall never fails to impress, percussion for two years, piano for three them, and repairing the while also shining her compassionate years, double bass for five years, trumpet engines. Her dream car heart towards others. When you meet for six years, and violin for seven years. is a Hummer H1 Alpha Kendall it is clear she is a kind person From this multitude of instruments, Ken- due to its attention- with a sweet heart- but the depth of her dall said she classifies her favorites as the grabbing exterior, but Sullivan Nowak and Kendall Nowak spending talents and interests make it clear how violin and viola because she plays them her first car will most likely time together at a sunflower field. extraordinary she is. best, their sound is the most beautiful, be a Nissan 350Z with a Photos courtesy of Kendall Nowak and she can “play them for hours manual transmission. She on end without getting bored.” likes how they are fast, unique, and It is clear to see that Kendall’s excel- Kendall said her biggest accom- sporty, while still being affordable and lence, whether in her hobbies, academics, plishment of the year was getting reliable. interests, or goals, all represent the ex- elected president of the orches- Even with all of these interests and tent and depth of her character. Kendall tra, which is an impressive accomplishments, at Kendall’s roots, she Nowak is an exceptional student, daugh- achievement for a sophomore. is family-oriented. With her dog named ter, sister, musician, mechanic, and She has also been a part of the Daisy, two fish tanks, and older sister dreamer- which makes it safe to say she is marching band since eighth grade. Sullivan who she is extremely close to, the definition of well-rounded. Though COVID-19 led to there there is never a dull moment. Ken- being fewer practices and no dall goes on a number of vacations, competitions, Kendall made the but the one she looks forward to best of the situation and enjoyed the most is her camping trip to participating in a safe manner. Wellesley Island for her birthday in Another huge accomplishment August. that Kendall has earned is ranking As for her future plans, Kendall near the top of her class with an wishes to attend the United States astonishing GPA of 4.389. Despite Military Academy at West Point. She COVID-19, she is thriving in her has always dreamed of serving her classes; however, she has advice country, and West Point is the best for those who are struggling with place to start that journey. She school during the pandemic. She wants to join an academy instead of recommends that you keep your just enlisting because she said she mental and physical health at the “will be able to choose a major and top of your list of priorities, learn what I would at any other Kendall playing the vibraphone during a marching band while also trying not to make college, and just serve as an officer Kendall Nowak with her father and sister at Wellesley Island, performance. excuses and taking action in the military afterwards.” New York.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 2 *PEOPLE* Emery Cole: School blacksmith

backyard patio. A forge is a hot furnace to safety gear, from which Written by: heat up metal to a point it can be bent. Emery says, “a good According to Emery, “Blacksmithing is pair of gloves, safety Caleb Pearl dangerous,” and “for… precautions I wear apron, eye protection, a good leather apron that is able to pro- and leather boots” are tect me from flying scale from metal. I also the required gear to The clang of metal [keep] my left hand gloved in order to keep yourself from against metal loudly have a hand for the tongs that go into the getting burned. And you echoes from behind a forge.” Dangers abound if you aren’t care- also need tools, from home, over and over. The sounds are uni- ful with red hot metal. which the least amount form and made with skill and precision. “The most dangerous thing is black heat, needed is, “a pair of With every clang comes some sparks from the temperatures where although the steel steel tongs, a flat steel a glowing metal rod being hammered into doesn't glow [it is still hot enough to burn hammer, and of course a different shape, heated, and bent to fit something off],” Emery said. “I have heard a forge; the anvil is actu- the blacksmith’s needs. The person at stories of bad burns being gained from ally optional for starters work in the forge isn’t the typical medieval people ignoring black heat.” as a brick or other hard, blacksmith, it’s a junior from PAHS named So what does Emery make in his forge? flat surface will suffice”. Emery Cole. “If it's made of metal I can make it,” Em- And sometimes you Emery Cole is a blacksmith, learning to ery said. “I mostly like to make simple need help as well, as craft and shape metal tools. He said he tools as they provide a good practice for Emery will call upon his “got into blacksmithing from learning the my skills.” As for swords, he said, “Making brother when needed. basics at a scout camp,” and finds it quite a blade from hand is something that is “My brother Wesley is fun. He currently has a forge located in his personal and requires massive effort.” commonly a help to me Of course, a dangerous hobby needs in the forge, [though] he isn't as good as me… [he] is a great help.” Outside of blacksmith- ing, Emery In his protective gear, Emery begins work on a new project.. said he has a Photos courtesy of Emery Cole love for history and Latin: “My favorite classes father Andy Cole, his mother Jennifer, and are my social studies classes. his brother Wesley. They have assisted Shout out to Mrs. Fafara in him in funding his blacksmithing efforts. seventh grade for giving me a Emery also has an interest in Dungeons love of the subject and a love of and Dragons in which not only he has a history, [and] to Magistra group to lead as Dungeon Master, but also Quinn, my Latin teacher, who one to play with as a character. gives me a love of Latin.” In his Emery is an experienced blacksmith, who spare time, Emery participates knows the rights and wrongs of metal- in Latin club and serves as a working. Emery may be a student in high Boy Scout. school by day, but at night you may hear Of course, Emery has a family him hard at work at the forge. supporting his passions: his Emery’s blacksmithing equipment at his forge: tongs, hammer, glove, and a steel rod.

Michaela Shillinger: Scoring her way through senior year

Unfortunately, due to to do her job in a different way so everyone Written by: COVID-19, the team’s can feel safe. Wearing a mask was one of the season was shortened so challenges but soon it became imperative to Riley Shillinger Michaela said she “didn’t constantly wash her hands or use hand sani- really get the senior sea- tizer after touching anything that could be son like past years have counted as dirty. She is constantly cleaning Have you ever had a had,” but she was happy anything around or on a customer’s table, passion for an activity that at least she got to anything on the floor, and anything a custom- so strong that you play. er might have touched, including door han- dedicated all of your time to it? A senior at A girl with many hob- dles. PAHS, Michaela Shillinger, has put her blood, bies, one of her favorites is Upon graduating in June, Michaela hopes sweat, and tears into her passion for soccer going to professional soc- to major in criminology at Penn State. While for the last time in her high school career. cer games with her family: Michaela does not think she will take her Michaela grew up in Kimberton, Pennsylva- her older sister, Maggie, passion for soccer with her to a college lev- nia and she started playing soccer when she who is twenty-two and el, she will continue to love the sport that was just five years old at the Phoenixville Michaela (lower right) tailgating at a soccer game with her older finishing her senior year at has been a passion all her life and find new Area Soccer Club right next to the Universi- sister Maggie, dad, mom, and twin sister Riley. Penn State, main campus, passions to love as much as soccer. ty of Valley Forge, where her older sister, Photos courtesy of Michaela Shillinger her twin sister, Riley, Maggie, played and her father coached. Dur- and her parents. Her ing her years in elementary school, she school soccer team and has played for them favorite pastime hobby is baking, espe- joined a travel team and also played indoor every single year since. cially cookies, which makes Christmas soccer during the winter. Once she began Michaela was double rostered for her time the most enjoyable time of her seventh grade, she started playing for the senior year, meaning she played for both JV year. She is always trying out new reci- and Varsity. She explained, “It’s pes of delicious desserts for her family more stressful being double to taste, her most recent being mint rostered because I never know chocolate chip cookies. When [which team I will] play for, until Michaela is not baking, she likes to right before the game.” Michaela blast her music through her speakers feels a stronger connection with which her parents definitely do not the junior varsity teammates enjoy. since she practices with them, She began her first real job as a but she is flexible enough to do busser at the Kimberton Inn, in late both. February, but was cut loose due to She said, “I have the ability to COVID-19 shutting everything down. learn from players on varsity but When the Kimberton Inn reopened in I also have the ability to teach June, she began working as many as players on [junior varsity] not four to five shifts a week. At the begin- just about soccer but about the ning of the school year, she started to team and how we do things at only work three out of the six dinner Phoenixville.” Michaela took shifts the Inn is open for. Michaela pride in being a leader to the explained how due to COVID, working Michaela and her favorite MLS soccer player, lower classmen while playing in a restaurant has begun to get more Fabrice “Fafa” Picault. Michaela Shillinger as a freshman with teammate the sport they all love together. and more tedious and she had to learn Octavia Perry on Senior Night.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 3 *NEWS* The news you don’t see

Written by: and PACS food organization. They have this difficult time. A “Secret held socially distanced movie nights to Santa” in the town of Can- Sydney Eckhardt support Mini-THON and worked at PCEF ton, Mississippi paid for all of to sort coats donated by the community. the toys on layaway at a While the community outreach may not local Walmart. Over 300 take its usual form, service organizations orders of gifts were paid for COVID-19, global have provided plenty of opportunities for by just one person with the recession, unem- members to assist others. intent to help out people in ployment. These are Key Club, another service organization the local community. The terms we hear con- at the high school, has a program where gift giving did not end there, stantly in the media; 2020 has thrown members write letters to the seniors at with Walmart also donating many curveballs throughout this year and the Phoenix Center for Rehab. In a high to local toy and gift drives, the media has made the American public risk environment such as a nursing home along with donating to the aware of those issues. As consumers of and rehabilitation center, it is difficult for charity Feeding America. the media, we tend to see more of the family members to visit their loved ones. Another heartwarming negative than the positive, especially dur- Members of the Key Club have also par- story has come from Chica- ing a time when so many people are strug- ticipated in the Stockings for Kids event. go, Illinois. Large gatherings gling. While our world may be filled with Each student who signed up for the event are not permitted or safe in seemingly negative events, it is important filled a stocking for a child aged 0-13 in this current stage of the to remember the positive moments, both the community to make their holiday pandemic, so a couple had locally and nationally, that are not show- season brighter. While volunteering in to cancel their wedding due cased in the news. person proves to be a challenge through- to venue closures within For instance, there have been local out- out this pandemic, organizations like NHS their town. Billy Lewis and reach programs in our community that and the Key Club have found ways to help Emily Bugg, who had put have provided assistance during the pan- engage their members and the communi- down a large deposit on demic. The National Honor Society at the ty. their wedding catering, used high school has helped with many events On a national scale, one good samari- the food to benefit their Letters sent to Senior Center from the Key Club. in the community such as park cleanups tan in particular helped out families during community. The couple used their Photo: Sydney Eckhardt unused catering funds to purchase over 200 Thanksgiving dinners for a local Polar bears, sea lions, sea otters, fish, and charity called Thresholds. The charity walruses were among the animals saved assists those in Chicago with substance by the ruling in this case. Not only is this a addiction and mental illness. Emily and win for the wildlife, but this decision will Billy used their resources to assist those also help prevent the spread of carbon in need and provide a positive outlet for emissions through the oil extraction pro- their community. cess. In some recent animal news, on De- It is vital to remember the good cember 7th, the 9th Circuit court of ap- amongst the chaos, and it is apparent that peals has denied the Trump administra- there is certainly chaos this year. Alt- tion’s plan to drill for oil in the Arctic hough the bad seems to outweigh the regions. The Liberty Oil project was a positives, there are many aspects of our plan to drill for oil in previously un- world that are changing for the better. touched lands of Alaska. This decision to With a vaccine for COVID rapidly ap- overturn the project came on the basis proaching, 2021 already is looking brighter that over 20 types of animals would be than 2020. Oil pipelines spread across the Alaskan mountains. endangered if the drilling were to occur. Photo: CNN

AP Government Campaign 2020: The virtual election

Written by: presidential candidate, campaign manager, Additionally, candidates from media specialist, and accountant. Each has a previous years have been invit- Max McMinn unique role in marketing their platform, ed to endorse current candi- creating a national electoral strategy, utiliz- dates. Former media specialist ing the media, and following the Federal Dan Hyunh from last year's Leo Election Committee’s (FEC’s) accounting Serini campaign has hinted at Many may roll their rules well enough to win the presidential major endorsements on their eyes hearing about election. campaign Instagram page. Last another election, yet Every class has a winner for the presi- year’s Tessa Martielli campaign the 2020 AP Government Elections are dency. Each student in a class has two has also made a major endorse- here. Despite the difficulties placed on the votes, one for themselves and one for ment backing Lucy Faunce’s project due to the COVID-19 pandemic, another campaign in the class. Students campaign. AP Government teachers Mrs. Kabatt and don’t need to win to get a good grade, but The candidates in Mrs. The Russell-Gallagher campaign designed a new campaign logo. Mr. Burns kept the tradition alive for an- they must excel at their role in the cam- Kabatt’s first period class are Photo courtesy: Luke Russell other competitive campaign. paign, from the president giving a speech Luke Russell, Jordan Copeland, “I created this project in 1993 to further and the VP creating a campaign commer- John Cox, Elizabeth Kolb, Patrick Darragh, My favorite part of the experience has engage my AP Gov students concerning cial, to Instagram postings from the media and Clare Martnishn. In the third period, been working with people who have differ- the ‘real life’ experiences of running for specialist, and the collecting and recording Lucy Faunce and Nicole Thompson are ing perspectives than myself,” said candi- office in the United States,” said Mrs. of endorsements by the campaign manager running, and in the fifth period class candi- date, Luke Russell. “I feel like it’s good to Kabatt. “Since 1993 it has expanded in and the accountant. dates include Kedaar Vaas, Isabella Rodri- understand where the other side is coming scope and significance, I believe. The pro- Since the school is currently virtual, Mrs. guez, James Ehart, Coda Dunn, Natalie from in politics and it’s definitely something ject this year’s group is completing is based Kabatt and Mr. Burns had to adapt the White, and William Stotler. I’m going to consider as my campaign goes on years of student experiences.” project to the online setting. “This online The candidates in Mr. Burns’ third period on.” The project runs similar to how an actual learning model has really forced Mr. Burns class are Aubrey Wright, Eli Stevenson, The debates in Mr. Burns’ class will take presidential campaign would run. In each and myself to think outside the box,” said Rowan Martnishn, Sophie Craig, and Aidan place from January 4-8, while the debates class, students form campaign groups con- Mrs. Kabatt. “We were determined to Cobb. In his seventh period class, Cathe- in Mrs. Kabatt’s will take place on January sisting of a presidential candidate, vice make this work for the students as it is rine McNamara, Julia Lathan, Lexi Moyer, 8 and the elections on January 11. Who one of the highlights of AP Gov every year Jackson Nicholas, Jacob Vincent, and Claire will win the 2020 elections? Stay tuned... and is something that can facilitate more Meachen are competing. [Note: The Purple Press does not endorse student engagement, something all stu- Each campaign has a unique slogan that is any specific campaign and wishes each dents desperately need now. All elements designed to help them win the presidency. group the best of luck.] of the project are unchanged; we have just For example, the Elizabeth Kolb campaign altered or adapted HOW we do it. For slogan is “The Next Chapter of instance, teacher endorsements are always Our Nation.” The Luke Russell a fun way to gather support for your cam- campaign promises to “Bring paign. This year, students must approach America Back.” Some even have teachers through email and take screen- memorable phrases like the Lucy shots of endorsement confirmations. And, Faunce campaign’s “For a better instead of plastering the F wing [hallway] response, vote for Faunce,” the with campaign slogans, we are more judi- Aubrey Wright campaign’s The Kolb-Schramm campaign released a ciously posting slogans and videos via dis- “Wright is the right choice,” and stunning new logo. cussion boards in Canvas and on their the Alexis Moyer campaign’s The Faunce-Martielli revealed their campaign logo. Photo courtesy: Elizabeth Kolb social media sites.” “Moyer the employer.” Photo courtesy: Faunce Martielli campaign

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 4 *OPINIONS* The GAPP 2019 Exchange Trip: The Bavarian experience

Written by: day of American school for Christoph, he mentioned how PAHS seemed much Ray Lewandowski more loose with the rules than the JBG, especially the cell phone policy. The Germans also had their fair share Last summer of sightseeing around the area their first when the world few days. They went without us Ameri- was normal be- cans to Valley Forge, and then we all went fore COVID-19, I to Philadelphia as a group, where we saw had quite possibly the greatest two the waterworks, art museum, and Com- weeks of my life. For the very first cast building. From there, we set off to time, I had travelled outside the bor- City Hall and then walked down to Inde- ders of the United States and into a pendence Hall, where we were set loose foreign country. What country was for a little while. I showed the group the this, you ask? Why, none other than site of Ben Franklin’s house, saw a Germany, except for the stops in Swe- demonstration of the printing press, and den and Denmark to change planes for My German exchange partner, Christoph Steinhauser (right), and I overlook Munich, then looped back to the Constitution the flights but they don’t really count. I Germany from the Deutschmuseum in June of 2019. Center. travelled there with Frau Tavani and Ms. Photo courtesy of Ray Lewandowski That weekend, the boys went to New Ballantine, along with about 20 other York City where it proceeded to rain, but students from this school, all of varying Finally, it was time for me to go to that day which was very unpleasant, but that didn’t stop us from having a good grades. The exchange was part of a pro- school on Monday. I packed my bag, got also very picturesque afterwards. Finally, time, like going to sites like the top of the gram put together by the German- on the bus to the Gymnasium with Chris- we were all able to visit the city of Mu- Empire State Building, Times Square, and American Partnership Program, or GAPP toph, and enjoyed my first day, which is nich, which was very beautiful from what the 9/11 memorial. Following all of this, for short. not so different from American schools. little of the city I was able to see. We saw the entire group of both Americans and After a long and boring flight of eight Around halfway through the day, the the rathaus (town hall), the outdoor mar- Germans went to Washington DC, where hours, we got off in the Munich Airport in Americans were taken around a tour of ket, and the steeple of Saint Peter’s we were set loose for a while to roam Bavaria, arguably Germany’s most famous Kaufbeuren, where we met the burger- Church. around and visit all the museums. We state. From there, we went to the town meister (mayor) and had a generally nice After all that, we had a little farewell went to Air and Space, Natural History, of Kaufbeuren and met up with the Jakob- day. After a few more school days, the celebration the following day and then we the Albert Einstein memorial, and several Brucker-Gymnasium, where we all met Americans were finally allowed to go to all went back home. But this was only half Starbucks locations. our exchange partners in the cafeteria. the city of Augsburg. The city itself was of the story, for the Germans had not yet Finally, it was time once again for the This was where I met my partner and very nice, with an above ground trolley arrived in America… Germans to go home at the end of their best friend outside of the United States, system, a rich history with great food, and When they did arrive in mid October, two weeks in America and return to Ba- Christoph Steinhauser, and his family of plenty of time to explore the city after- we had mostly the same experience pick- varia. All in all, did I have fun on the ex- his other two brothers, Michael and Lu- wards on our own. ing up the Germans at the Philadelphia change? Absolutely, and I would encour- kas, mom and dad, and two cats. My first After this, we went to more Southern airport, then Christoph and I played Lego age everyone who is able to visit Germa- day with my new temporary family was locations down by the Alps. First, the Star Wars 3 and ate hoagies from Wawa ny or any other foreign country as an standard: we laughed at memes, and had boys and I went to Zugspitze, the tallest to celebrate his arrival. That weekend, we exchange student. You will learn new some traditional Bavarian food with the mountain in Germany where I was also did random fun stuff for him like his family things, expand upon knowledge you may family. The next two days were spent able to cross the border into Austria for did for me. On the first day, we took him have thought you already knew, and real- doing random fun stuff with the family, about 20 minutes. Following that, the to the Jersey Shore and then saw “Joker” ize that despite borders, languages, and such as visiting Munich’s Deutschmuseum, entire group of Americans went to (2019) in theaters. The next day was cultures, humans really aren’t that differ- and Legoland because Christoph, Lukas, Neuschwanstein, one of the planet’s most spent at home with a celebration for all ent no matter where you go. their father and I are all massive fans of famous castles, built by the insane King the original boys who went to Germany Legos. Ludwig II in the 1800’s. It also stormed followed by a game of Risk. On the first

The silver linings of Covid

Written by: worse. Personally, with the looming vac- found desire to be outside. At the begin- cine and potential end of this chapter of ning of the school year, I promised myself Nadya Dato my life, I have decided to reminisce on the I would log off my computer after my last many positive lessons I have learned from class and take a 30 minute walk outside COVID-19 and my time in quarantine. with my dogs, Mia and Oliver. That was Upon entering the new and unfamiliar the best decision I could have made for To say the corona- system of online learning, I couldn’t sup- myself, as I explored new trails with them virus pandemic dis- press feelings of nervousness and anxiety around my neighborhood and surround- rupted my life would from emerging. From the onset, I found it ing parks. I also began to take up new be a massive understatement. Not only difficult to adapt to the communication hobbies such as gardening with my dad, did this health crisis leave me mentally, format of Zoom - I missed valuable in- and even started growing my own plants physically, and emotionally exhausted, but person interactions with my friends and in my bedroom. Exploring new outdoor it changed my perspective on life. I was teachers. However, after a few bumps in hobbies allowed me to connect more shocked to hear I could no longer attend the road, and finally mastering the art of with nature, which I found I had taken for school and had to wear a mask and social- muting/unmuting myself, I couldn't help granted before the pandemic. ly distance just to go out or see my family but enjoy a few aspects of Zoom. Not As I was stuck home, I began spending and friends. However, in spite of the cha- only did I find enjoyment in changing my more quality time with my family. While os COVID-19 has brought to my life, it background to countless retreats such as my sister, Gabrielle, was home from col- has reshaped the way I live - for better or Shrek’s Swamp and the dormitories of lege we spent a lot more time together, Ollie and me on one of our walks. Gryffindor, but I appreciated the filters and I found her becoming my best friend. Photos: Nadya Dato that allowed me to express myself despite Most nights, we found pleasure in re- distracting others (sorry Mr. Lee). Per- watching enlightening movies - “Harry sketching, painting, and watercoloring haps most importantly, I appreciated the Potter and the Goblet of Fire” - and bak- were my new favorite activities before new educational tools that accompanied ing all kinds of cookies. My family and I bed. I also enjoyed baking, and photog- online learning. Not only was the ability ate dinner together every night (which we raphy. Quarantine has given me an oppor- to review recorded Zoom videos espe- had not done for a long time due to our tunity to develop new passions and skills, cially helpful during test preparation, but conflicting schedules). We also developed and I know I will continue to pursue these being able to take notes on my computer routines which included driving out to- activities when this chapter ends. is a true game changer. Although I am gether at least once a week to a special Once the ability to spend time with looking forward to once again attending spot we took turns picking. We even others outside my family was taken away school in person, I hope that some of visited possible colleges for me. My family from me, I found myself missing and re- these new educational tools can be imple- and I have grown a lot more connected gretting all the moments I had chosen not mented into traditional classroom learn- than I ever thought we could be and with- to share with people. Not only that but ing. out the pandemic, that never would have being constantly aware of those whose Quarantining has also helped me appre- happened. lives were being completely destroyed by ciate and become more in-touch with my Additionally, I developed new hobbies. I COVID-19 invoked a severe sense of surroundings - nature in particular. Since found cleaning (being in my room almost worry and stress in me. All the while, going into lockdown, I can’t remember a every day with Zoom on had urged that) covid has helped me contemplate and time where I ever craved going outdoors to be relaxing, as well as playing the uku- wrap my head around the fragility of hu- My sister, Gabrielle (right), and I have just to experience nature. But, being in lele - which my sister had leant me after I man life and the extreme importance of grown closer during the pandemic. quarantine and the subsequent deprival of had expressed interest in playing. I dove living life to the fullest. Truly, every cloud environmental stimuli has fueled a new- deep into sharpening my artistic skills - has a silver lining.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 5 *OPINIONS*

The Purple Press is written, edited, produced Top 5 funniest characters from Christmas movies and distributed monthly actions that elevate “Home This choice may be controversial 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no Written by: by the Phoenixville Area Alone” to a whole new level. to some die hard fans, but number one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner High School Journalism Halee Reiman At number four is Scott Cal- two is Buddy the Elf from the 2003 with me. I can’t cancel that again. class (Period 1). vin, played by actor Tim Allen, film, “Elf”. Played by Will Ferrell, 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. in the 1994 film “The Santa Buddy goes to New York City in I’m booked. Of course, if I bump Advisor: Mr. Zittel Clause.” Scott Calvin is a single hopes of finding his birth father, the loathing to 9, I could still be Layout editor: Angeli Genovese When this father to his son, Charlie. He hopes after being adopted by Papa Elf in done in time to lay in bed, stare at Staff: Gloria Andrews, time of year that his son will keep the Christ- the North Pole. He is completely the ceiling and slip slowly into mad- Kade Breisblatt, Isabelle comes mas spirit alive by continuing to oblivious to the bustling city and ness.” Despite that the Grinch is Butera, Alex Duffy, Eryn around, one of believe in Santa. After a series of does not know how to act in eve- not the most likable character, he Gasser, Chloe Johns, Katie the best parts is being able to events, Scott and Charlie are trans- ryday situations. Buddy’s complete is most definitely one of the funni- Kramer, Alana Lathan, Ray watch Christmas movies with your ported to the North Pole, and cluelessness is what makes him the est in his own dry, self-deprecating, Lewandowski, Jocelyn friends and family. Whether they Scott must take over the role of second funniest character on this and sarcastic manner. Both the Martielli, Tessa Martielli, are cheesy or have a complex Santa Claus on the most magical list. He is only trying to spread 2000 film starring Jim Carrey and Max McMinn, Savanna storyline, almost all Christmas night of the year. Scott tells the holiday cheer, but instead makes the new 2018 animated film are Muller, Sully Nowak, Aria- movies include family-friendly hu- audience, “If something should mistakes that he does not even worth a watch, they both capture na Ortlip, Penelope Pap- mor. Today I will be discussing and happen to me, put on my suit; the recognize. Buddy is so used to his the Grinch’s hilarious humor. pas, Caleb Pearl, Halee rating my top five funniest charac- reindeer will know what to do.” elf way of life that even the most Enjoy a laugh this holiday season Reiman, Riley Shillinger, Eli ters from Christmas movies, and His sarcastic humor brings out common things seem to bring him by revisiting these hilarious movies Stevenson, Maggie Welsh. they might not be what you ex- laughs in adults and kids every- joy. He says, “We elves try to stick featuring funny characters! Maybe pect. where. Overall, Scott Calvin will to the four main food groups: can- even consider making a list of your The opinions expressed in Starting off strong we have the not fail to bring out giggles from dy, candy canes, candy corns, and top funniest Christmas characters this paper are those of the iconic duo of Harry and Marv (Joe the entire family this holiday sea- syrup.” Buddy is an overwhelmingly and see how my list compares! writers and do not necessarily reflect those of Pesci and Daniel Stern) from one of son. loveable character and his daily school administration the most well-known Christmas Number three is none other than actions and cluelessness will and/or faculty members. movies, “Home Alone” (1990). Clark W. Griswold, Jr. from the cause the entire family to burst Harry and Marv are the antagonists 1989 classic, “National Lampoon's out in laughter. If you have a comment, in this entertaining holiday film, and Christmas Vacation.” Chevy Chase Finally, in the spot for the fun- question, correction, or they are constantly getting bam- does an excellent job of capturing niest Christmas movie character, letter to the editor, please boozled by eight-year-old Kevin Clark Griswold’s intense and hu- I vote for the Grinch. This may e-mail the advisor, Mr. McCallister (Macaulay Culkin). morous personality. Clark is the seem odd at first, but the Grinch Zittel , at zittelj Harry and Marv attempt to break husband to Ellen Griswold and the displays so much dry and self- @pasd.com. into Kevin’s home while he is home father to Rusty and Audrey Gris- deprecating humor, it makes it alone, and it brings nothing but wold. He is very adventurous and almost impossible to watch The newspaper can also be laughter. Everything from an iron tends to be a little bit moody when “How the Grinch Stole Christ- accessed online at: to the face, to a crowbar to the it comes to his family. He says to mas”, the 2000 film starring Jim http://pahs.pasd.com/clubs/l chest, Harry and Marv experience his annoying cousin Eddie, “Can I Carrey, without at least a cackle iteracy_publications/purple it all. Two grown adult robbers refill your eggnog for you? Get you or two. The Grinch is the antag- _press being outsmarted by an eight year something to eat? Drive you out to onist in this story, but that does

old is only half of the comedy. Har- the middle of nowhere and leave not exclude him from making The Purple Press is affiliat- ed with the Pennsylvania ry and Marv both include sarcastic you for dead?” When things go jokes galore. He is so sarcastic School Press Association. yet hilarious commentary between unplanned, Clark snaps. His unwa- that it is hilarious, especially in The paper is printed by one another. They continuously vering temperament and constant contrast to the jolly Whoville. schoolpaperexpress.com fight with each other and can never attempts to achieve the perfect He lists his daily routine as: out of Wappingers Falls, deceive Kevin. Harry and Marv holiday makes the film extremely “4:00, wallow in self-pity. New York offer hilarious commentary and laughable. 4:30, stare into the abyss. The Grinch apologizing to the citizens of Whoville. Photo: IMDb

The top five Christmas albums cases great traditional Justin Bieber’s “Under the Mistletoe” Written by: songs. (2011) album. A great song on this album Ariana Ortlip Third on my list of that I really enjoy is “Mistletoe.” I have great Christmas albums been a long-time Justin Bieber fan, but is one I’m sure everyone has when I first heard his Christmas album I heard of --Mariah Carey’s was so pleased with how elegant his “Merry Christmas” (1994). This voice sounds on every song. This is by far Christmas music really kicks off the is a great album to start off the my favorite Christmas album. He also has month of December, and everyone has holiday season. It is an old one, some cover songs on his album of some their favorite music during the holiday but at the same time, it never classics like “Santa Claus is Coming to season. With so much good music to gets old. This is an album I play Town” and “Silent Night.” A couple of hear, there are the five holiday albums when my family and I are putting other songs I highly recommend from the that stand out in my opinion. up our Christmas tree and album are “Home This Christmas” and Starting at number five, I like “Snoop when my siblings and I are help- “Fa La La.” Dogg Presents Christmas in tha Dog- ing my mom make Christmas This holiday season is perfect to spend ghouse” (2008). I listen to this album cookies. It is great to play on quality time with your family, so make when I get tired of the old Christmas any occasion during the month the most out of it and be joyful. Grab songs and want a little rap added to my Mariah Carey’s “Merry Christmas” album cover of December. My favorite song your favorite snack, get cozy, and take a holiday spirit. This isn’t like your normal on the album is the popular “All listen to my top five Christmas albums. Christmas album, as Snoop Dogg puts a songs on the album along with “A Pimp’s I Want For Christmas Is You.” hip-hop twist on it. He shows you what Christmas Song,” and “My Little Mama Coming at number two “Christmas in the hood” is like, which Trippin on Xmas.” Listen to this album is Ariana Grande’s also happens to be one of my favorite when you want something different and “Christmas & Chill” want to add some explicit (2015). Ariana Grande rap Christmas songs to your happens to have two playlist. Christmas albums, the Another excellent Christ- other one being mas album is Whitney “Christmas Kisses” Houston’s “One Wish - The (2013). Both are great, Holiday Album” (2003). This but my favorite is album is filled with songs that “Christmas & Chill.” My are oldies, but Whitney Hou- favorite song on the al- ston makes them her own. A bum is “December” be- few favorites of mine on the cause the album isn’t just album are “I’ll be Home for covers of old holiday Christmas,” and “The Christ- songs like many other mas Song.” This is an album I Christmas albums. It is a listen to when I’m not in the set of modern holiday most joyful mood and need a originals created by little Christmas spirit. Take a Grande herself. This is a listen to this album if you are Christmas album I play as trying to get in the Christmas loud as I can in the car to mood, as it really showcases get into the holiday mood. her soulful voice and show- Last but not least, is Ariana Grande “Christmas & Chill” album cover Justin Bieber “Under The Mistletoe” album cover

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 6 *OPINIONS* Top 4 ways this holiday season will be unbearable

Written by: Unexpectedly, that fell through too so I asked myself, “What’s the point?” 2020 Alana Lathan has seemed like a year that will never end. To think that next year will be differ- ent seems like false hope. I mean, where Thanks to the are we even going to be in a year? Mask coronavirus, nine free, skipping around in a virus-free life, months felt like nine or maybe on a gigantic spaceship because weeks and now it’s our planet blew up. Whatever happens, I December. In the blink of an eye, we know that my New Year’s resolution went from beach days to Santa’s sleighs. going into 2021 had nothing to do with Nevertheless, I’m sure this COVID cud- it. dle season will bring nothing but joy and In third, quarantine Christmas gifts take hope across the nation…but not to be a the cake. It’s bad enough that I receive an complete Scrooge, I think there’s no way abundance of underwear and socks every the holidays are going to be fun. Specifi- year, but please, do NOT add masks or cally, four things that are going to abso- every possible scent of hand sanitizer lutely suck. Don’t fret; consider this imaginable to the mix. Though, from a This is how many peoples’ New Year’s Resolutions are going to look. warning my early gift to you for what to perspective that doesn’t sound like a avoid. spoiled brat, masks are considered acces- was ifs” At number four, we have New Year’s sories now. I have masks that I wear with going to be extremely awkward? Family that lead to just staying home. At that resolutions. Are you kidding? These reso- specific outfits, moods, and even based Zoom calls are a lot like that. They pro- point, we’re left with good ol’ family time, lutions are all about starting over and in on what I’ll be doing when I’m out. I’ve duce that same feeling of nausea except Netflix, and baking cookies. I’ll give it with the new, out with the old type vibes. got one that I wear when I feel pretty and they get to see the faces you make. Don’t three days tops before I go insane. Then you break that diet or kiss some another for when I don’t want to talk to worry, the Zoom calls still include the Tis the season. guy/girl three months in, chuckle about it, anyone. Soon I’ll be asking, “Does this never ending sequence of judgemental and wait until the next year. Personally, I mask me look fat?” Hopefully, parents will questions such as, “How are you doing considered the beginning of COVID-19 as realize that masks and sanitizers are the in school?” and, “Are you dating anyone a time to “get fit” and “work on myself.” worst presents you could get your teen- yet?” A complete blow to your self- ager this Christmas. confidence will occur, so make sure you Number two is have plenty of holiday snacks to help simply the torture of you cope. America’s technologi- Ranking in first place, is the fact that cal advancements: we have two weeks off of school to do family Zoom calls. absolutely nothing. Although some may Remember when you be traveling, the rest of us don’t have were a little kid and that luxury considering leaving the state your mom made you is basically a sin at this point. Granted, call your grumpy the length of the break is long overdue, grandpa to wish him a but what are we supposed to do? We happy birthday? She can’t see friends, distant family, or even handed you the phone shop without being exposed to some- and you just made this one who “knows a guy that had it.” The masks that will be the source of your public Behind the fake smiles and the awkward waves, you can see scrunched up face Constant restrictions on every move embarrassment this Christmas. the pain in their eyes. That poor dog. because you knew it we make is a draining process of “what

A Netflix Christmas: Out with the old, in with the new

Written by: of care and com- Yet another of many Netflix originals mitment Abby is that make my holidays great is “The Prin- Sullivan Nowak looking for. This cess Switch.” The story is about long-lost movie is unique twins who are separated at birth -- one is because it adds raised as a princess and royalty (Margaret Christmas ele- - Vanessa Hudgins) and the other is raised It’s the most won- ments as well as as a baker in a small town (Stacy - also derful time of the an advent calen- Vanessa Hudgins). The two girls meet up year, when the dar, which is a in Montenaro where Margaret is a prin- snow begins to fall and you stay inside, big tradition for cess and they meet each other for the cuddle under some blankets, and drink many but rarely first time by accident while Stacy is plan- hot cocoa. Then you turn on the TV to seen in movies. ning a weekend getaway with her friends. watch some Christmas movies on the Another Stacy and Margaret decide to switch lives Abby (Kat Graham) listens to her grandfather (Ron Cephas Jones) tell same network you use every year, Hall- great movie and learn from each other about what it her about her grandmother’s advent calendar, in “The Holiday Calendar.” mark. It’s time to leave that tradition on Netflix is is like to be the other twin in a whole behind. For this Christmas season, leave “Holidate,” new different world. This movie is great your old standby Christmas movies with her life and suddenly everything is better. a movie about a girl named Sloane (Emma because Netflix has recently come out the ghost of Christmas past, and welcome On the other hand, many Netflix originals Roberts) who doesn’t want to be alone with a sequel, and it is a perfect “gather the amazing original movies on Netflix such as “The Holiday Calendar” provide a on the holidays while her whole family is around the fire” family Christmas movie. like “The Princess Switch,” “Holidate,” fresh take on the season. pressuring her to find a boyfriend and get Sure, Hallmark has been a staple for and “The Holiday Calendar.” “The Holiday Calendar” is about a girl married. She learns that her aunt always Christmas movies in the past but in my Movies on Hallmark always have a cou- named Abby (Kat Graham) who receives has a “holidate” to be her plus one when- opinion, Netflix has more movies that are ple of plots they always re-use and are a magical advent calendar from her grand- ever she has to attend a holiday party. more complex, funny, and less cheesy. often bland with a similar storyline about father that used to belong to her grand- Sloane bumps into a guy named Jackson how a girl’s life becomes a tragic, compli- mother who passed away. The advent (Luke Bracey) and they both agree to be cated mess -- then she meets the love of calendar seems boring to Abby at first but each other’s holi- later brings her to date. However, realize she needs their holidating goes to confess her on longer than they feelings to her expect: through childhood friend Christmas, New Josh (Quincy Years, Easter, the Brown), who has Fourth of July, etc. been in love with Later, as you may her since they suspect, the two of were young. them fall in love What makes the after faking their story more com- relationship for al- plicated is that most a year. This is a Abby is already great movie because dating a single dad it has a lot of Christ- named Ty (Ethan mas elements, but Peck) who could also pass for The scene in “The Princess Switch” where Stacy (left) and Marga- doesn’t seem to an all-year-round In “Holidate,” Jackson (Luke Bracey) and Sloane (Emma Roberts) ret (right) meet for the first time at her castle (both characters put in the amount movie. being each other’s holidate at Chicago’s famous Christmas party. played by Vanessa Hudgins).

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 7 *SPEAK OUT!* What was the best gift you received for the holidays when you were younger? And why? (And do you still have it?)

Mrs. Murphy - “I received this Mrs. Wheel - “The Mick- bike for Christmas. It might have ey Mouse camera was been a hand-me-down from a top of my wish list, and cousin but it didn’t matter. I was as you see...I still have so excited to have a bike. It had it.” Mr. Creighton - “The one gift I a banana seat and streamers on remember getting that I was the handle bars. I loved it.” really looking forward to was tickets to see Ninja Turtles on Tour. The fun memory I have of the event was trying to trade my brother for a fake pizza they threw out during the concert.”

Mrs. Eberly - “I remember I wanted a Cabbage Patch doll Mr. Spinozzi - “In 1985 I so badly when I was little. My received the original Nin- mom asked me to go to tendo Entertainment Sys- ToysRUs with her to help her tem... I must’ve spent 98% stand in line to buy one for my of that holiday vacation sister. She said she could on- glued to the television and ly afford one. She did not pick like many gamers today, out one for me. I was sad but that was the system that I did not say anything and I Mr. Gamble - “When I was got me hooked on video understood because my sister nine, my parents gave the games. I no longer have was younger than me. When three of us a Sunfish sail- the original NES, but I was Christmas morning came, I boat. I had it up until three fortunate to land the NES opened up a box that was in years ago (42 years) when mini which Nintendo re- the shape of the doll and I gave it to Harry Green. It leased a few years back couldn't believe it! The doll instilled a lifelong passion with many of the original was there! It made my whole for sailing and I now have games I enjoyed as a Christmas and I started to be- a 32 foot sailboat.” youth.” lieve in SANTA again.”

Dr. Scioli - “This pink cassette recorder was life-changing when I received it for Christmas at maybe age 9 or 10. I thought I Mrs. Clay - “Mine was the was so cool and would ride Easy Bake Oven and the around the neighborhood on my Chatty Cathy. I think that bike with it (notice the handy is why I love to bake and carrying strap). Countless hours talk so much!” were spent with my sister listen- ing to Whitney Houston, Madon- na, Debbie Gibson, and all the 80’s hits.”

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 8 *SPEAK OUT!* What was the best gift you received for the holidays when you were younger? And why? (And do you still have it?)

Mr. Chiappetta - “One of the best gifts I have received was a set of Jedi Robes + Lightsaber. “Star Wars” has been and continues to be a huge influence on my life, and it feels great to be able to dress the part. I actually wore these robes to my col- lege graduation, since it happened to fall on May 4th.

Mrs. Ulcay - “For me.... a cabbage patch doll named Agatha Daisy!! I no longer have her, but was so surprised that my Mom was actually able to find one and could afford it!

Mrs. Bicker - “A Talkboy! It is probably still some- where in my parent’s house, along with lots of embarrassing cassette tapes I recorded.” Mr. McAdams - “My first game system - the good ol' Nintendo 8-bit! Why? It was the thing to have. Do I still have it? I wish.”

Mrs. Johnson-Chilla - “I don’t Mrs. Helfgott - “Shortly after it first came remember what Christmas this was out, my sister and I received an original Nin- but I think 1995 or 1996; Toy Story tendo video game set for Christmas. It came had just come out and McDonald’s with super Mario brothers and Duck Hunt. had one of those promotions where And I just remember how much fun it was to they were selling puppets of the play with friends and family. I became characters. My mom went to SO obsessed with the original Legend of Zelda MANY McDonald’s to find each char- and I learned how to play Super Mario acter for my sister and me. I do not Brothers upside down!” have them anymore but the memory and story are still with me!”

Mrs. Wilbert - “The best present I remem- ber receiving as a child was a large stand-alone chalkboard. I loved playing "teacher" as a young child and was so Mrs. Syx - “I wanted a "Baby-skates" when I excited to get this. However, the reason was 4----more than I wanted to breathe accord- it is so memorable to me is because writ- ing to my parents. I don't still have her, but I re- ten on the chalkboard in large letters call that it was a piece of junk and her balance was "Merry Christmas Kristen, From San- stunk. She was not a great skater.” ta." I felt super special.”

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 9 *ENTERTAINMENT* Checkmate: “The Queen’s Gambit” is Netflix’s new hit

Written by: at a time to create powerful hallucinations out. that allow her to visualize a chessboard “The Queen’s Gam- Penelope Pappas on the ceiling. bit” is an exceptional Using the tranquilizer to practice chess show that is driven by strategies, Beth quickly becomes a gifted its captivating visual player, her newly-discovered talent only aesthetic (gotta love When I try to fueling her obsession with the game. Beth those 60’s costumes think of fun activities is adopted by Alma (Marielle Heller) and and set-designs!) and to do whilst being her neglectful husband Allston Wheatley incredible casting. bored in quarantine, one of the last things (Patrick Kennedy) when she is 15, and she Some of my favorite that come to mind is playing a game of enters a chess tournament despite having performances include newcomer Moses chess. Admittedly, I have always reserved no prior experience playing competitive Ingram’s breakout performance as Jolene, and limited the game of chess to people chess. Over the course of her teen years, Beth’s friend and fellow orphan, Marielle who are the stereotypical kind of smart, Beth garners worldwide attention for her Heller’s humorous portrayal of the empa- considering that my only knowledge of ability to swiftly crush her opponents, and thetic Alma, and Harry Melling’s familiar the game is that it requires intense pa- she forms friendships with former Ken- presence on screen as the knowledgeable tience and complicated strategy. If you tucky state champion Henry Beltik (Harry Henry Beltik (Melling played Dudley asked me a month ago what the differ- Melling), photojournalist and fellow player Dursley in the Harry Potter series!). This ence between a “rook” and a “bishop” Beth Harmon (Anya Taylor-Joy) in the D.L. Townes (Jacob Fortune-Lloyd), and show is a wonderfully digestible and was, or why some people find chess promotional poster for the show’s release. talented but cocky prodigy Benny Watts binge-worthy watch for the upcoming theory to be so fascinating, I definitely (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) along the way. holiday season in quarantine, as the seven wouldn't have been able to give you an Joy), an orphaned prodigy who climbs her Beth becomes dependent on drugs and action-packed episodes (each spanning answer. way to chess superstardom while pursu- alcohol as she continues to rise in the around an hour in length) make the show To say that I have had a recent change ing the world title as she struggles with ranks of international competition, caus- easy to watch in a relatively short amount of heart about this game and the people addiction. Based on Walter Tevis’ 1983 ing her to realize that being perceived as of time. that play it would be an understatement. novel of the same name, the miniseries talented can cause self-destruction. What are you waiting for?! Line up your The sole catalyst of my sudden infatuation sets its scene in the 1950s and 1960s, and Beth’s career and addictive personality pawns and stream “The Queen’s Gambit” with the game of chess is one of Netflix’s it spans Beth’s childhood and early adult interfere with her ability to create stable on Netflix- you won’t regret it! most recent releases, a seven episode life. relationships, but she persists never- limited series called “The Queen’s Gam- The story opens in Lexington, Ken- theless with her quest to become bit.” The show, which premiered in late tucky, where a nine year old Beth (Isla the best chess player in the world, October of this year, is a period drama Johnston) is taken to Methuen Home, a encountering some romantic inter- that follows Beth Harmon (Anya Taylor- girls orphanage, after having lost her est during her training. Beth’s strug- mother in a car accident. Beth becomes gle to connect with people, com- Grade: A+ fascinated with the game of chess when bined with her difficulty taking on Rating: TV-MA she asks Methuen’s custodian, Mr. Shaibel some of the world’s best chess play- Genre: Period Drama (Bill Camp), to teach her how to play in ers, captures a depth of character Starring: Anya Taylor-Joy, Isla the basement of the orphanage. As was that could not be achieved if the Johnston, Bill Camp, Marielle common during the mid 20th century, the series were merely the length of a Heller, Patrick Kennedy, Harry orphanage distributes daily tranquilizer movie. With each episode comes Melling, Jacob Fortune-Lloyd, pills to the girls to regulate their behavior new character developments that Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and to minimize outbursts. Beth becomes keep the watcher entertained and Beth (Anya Taylor-Joy) and Benny Watts (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) play an intense game during the finals Moses Ingram addicted to these sedatives, taking many eager to see how the story plays of the 1966 US Open tournament. Network: Netflix Photos: IMDb

“The Grinch”: Stealing Christmas and your heart

ating many plans In addition, the Written by: and gadgets in voice acting is incredi- his workshop at ble. Benedict Cum- Riley Shillinger home, such as berbatch did an im- candy canes that pressive job and shoot out webs nailed the Grinch “Maybe Christ- of rope to col- impression. In addi- mas,” he thought, lect the pre- tion to the improve- “doesn’t come sents, he is ments in animation, from a store. Maybe Christmas… per- ready to steal the music includes the iconic Jackson 5 haps… means a little bit more.” As Dr. Christmas. “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” and a Seuss said in the 1957 book, “How the As in the rap version of “You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch Stole Christmas,” let Christmas The Grinch looking at Who-Ville, pondering how to steal their Christmas. previous Grinch” by Tyler, the Creator and Danny mean a little more to you this year than movies, The Elfman. just things from a store. “The Grinch” is available on YouTube Grinch is stopped by Cindy-Lou and she Is COVID making you lose your holiday Lucky for us, in 2018, Universal Pictures and Amazon and was released on No- inspires him to have a change of heart. In spirit? Get out of your funk by taking one brought back the iconic character of The vember 9th, 2018 as a kick off to the exchange for his change of heart the peo- hour and forty-five minutes with your Grinch and with the holiday spirit in mind, holiday season. This classic includes famil- ple of the town, Who-ville, accept him family to watch a movie that will 100 this is one movie you do not want to iar and new characters: the Grinch kindly into their community and over to percent enlarge your heart. It is the per- miss. Unlike the live-action 2000, “How (Benedict Cumberbatch), Max, Cindy-Lou Cindy-Lou’s home to celebrate a Christ- fect movie to snuggle under a blanket and the Grinch Stole Christmas,” starring Jim (Cameron Seely), Donna Who (Rashida mas dinner. sip on hot cocoa with your family. Carrey, “The Grinch” (2018) looks more Jones), Groopert (Tristian O’Hare), and While the movie has the like the original animated version of the Bricklebaum (Kenan Thompson). same characters, themes, same name in 1966 but more modern, Throughout the beginning of the movie, and plot, the screenwriters and much longer. The updated twist on the Whos down in Who-ville begin to created a timely remake of this iconic story is enticing for all ages and test the Grinch’s patience with their con- a classic. Most remakes are puts everyone in the happy holiday spirit. stant happiness, but the last straw is a the same old story in slight- While “The Grinch” might seem totally ginormous tree being brought into town ly better quality, but not different from the past versions, the origi- by hot air balloons. As always, his devious this time. So many other nal narrative, voiced by Pharrell Williams, plan to ruin their Christmas tree lighting ideas were added and in- of the Dr. Suess book remains. ceremony does not work out. Desperate corporated which makes to make Christmas as the movie feel like a whole miserable for everyone as new story. it is for him, the Grinch For example, in the begin- begins to work on his evil ning of the film, Grinch is plans with his little dog, woken up by his alarm Donna Who (right) talking to her daughter, Cindy-Lou about Christmas. Max. Little Cindy-Lou clock but no matter how spends her time trying to many things he throws at it Christmas meet Santa to ask him her music keeps on playing, which makes him Grade box wishes personally while even more frustrated. The Grinch also Grade: A the Grinch continues to makes light-hearted jokes about himself Genre: Animation, family, com- piece his plans together. from time to time, for example about his edy Unfortunately, he loses weight when he realizes how much stress Rating: PG his one and only reindeer, eating he has been doing. Grinch also Staring: Benedict Cumberbatch, The Grinch holding his always-faithful dog Max. making him resort to attracts a screaming goat while searching Pharrell Williams, Cameron Photos: IMDb having Max pull the hu- for a reindeer that just follows the Grinch Seely, Rashida Jones, Tristian mongous sled. After cre- and Max around. O’Hare, Kenan Thompson

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 10 *ENTERTAINMENT* “Iron Harvest”: A strategy classic

Written by: in our early 20th agriculture, and century. These work in general. He Alex Duffy factions are Pola- believed that his nia, analogous to machines would Poland, Saxony, liberate people from representing the the hardships of In an alternate German Empire, daily labor, freeing 1920, the world is and Rusviet, up their time and reeling in the after- standing in for energy to be spent math of the Great War, the first truly the Soviet Un- on artistic and scien- mechanized war. The most devastating ion. The cam- tific pursuits. However, the nations of the weapons of the Great War, however, paigns’ stories world only saw the military capability of were not the gatling guns, mustard gas, Polanian freedom fighters and Auto Machines standing at the are of the same Tesla’s invention. “Iron Harvest” seems to and tanks of the World War I we know, ready to defend a train laden with relief supplies. campy, not-so- make a statement here about how even but giant bipedal vehicles driven by diesel Photo: steampowered.com serious style as RTS technology made in the name of peace and steam. These “automachines” are the classics like “Command can be twisted and used for violence. defining feature of the 1920+ setting of ronment, a small farming town, even an and Conquer,” while still managing to pull “Iron Harvest” does have a few flaws, the video game “Iron Harvest,” providing industrial factory. The game is seen from you fully into this bizarre world. however. Information on what your units a unique twist to the semi-historical set- a top-down perspective, allowing you a “Iron Harvest” is by no means an easy can actually do is not presented well, and ting. birds eye view of the battlefield. The game game. To get through even the earliest the user interface is a bit cluttered at “Iron Harvest” is a real-time strategy is divided into a series of missions, and on levels you’ll have to think tactically about times. Plus, the real-time strategy genre is game (RTS), a type of game where you act each of those self-contained missions the how to position your units on the map. a niche one to begin with, and can be very as the commander of units across a map, player has a number of objectives to fulfill. The game takes into account the position difficult to learn and become good at. a bit like a much more intense game of These objectives can vary widely, from of your units, their line of sight, if they are When looked at as a whole, “Iron Har- Risk. These maps can be an urban envi- capturing a point of strategic interest to in cover, and many other factors. This vest” is a well-made real-time strategy delivering relief may seem like a lot to deal with, but the game in a unique and interesting setting, supplies to a starv- game’s charming snowball-fight tutorial and if you aren’t a fan of RTS games I ing city. section delivers all that you’ll need to can’t recommend it to you. Anyone look- “Iron Harvest” know to play the game. The basics of ing for the strategic, high paced gameplay contains three combat learned through the first few that an RTS provides, however, will find separate single- missions of the Polanian campaign will that “Iron Harvest” scratches that itch player campaigns as serve as a foundation for combat through- and then some! If that sounds like a blast well as a player- out the entire game, even as you start to to you, “Iron Harvest” is available for versus-player command massive Automachines on the purchase on Windows, the Playstation 4, mode. The three field of battle. and the Xbox One. campaigns see you The world of “Iron Harvest,” known as playing as one of the 1920+ alternate universe, was created the three factions by Polish artist Jakub Różalski, envisioned contesting power in his amazing paintings. The focal point of Grade: B in Eastern Europe, the world is the Automachine, invented in Developer: KING Art “1920 - Heroes of Zalesie,” a painting featuring Anna Kos and her pet each of them rep- 1900 by Nikola Tesla, who then went on Publisher: Deep Silver bear Wojtek, the main characters of Iron Harvest’s Polanian campaign. resenting some to build the Factory, a production facility Platforms: Windows, Playstation 4, It was painted by Jakub Różalski to commemorate Iron Harvest’s form of the pow- for his new invention. His intent was for Xbox One release. ers of this region these machines to revolutionize industry, Rating: 16+ Photo: jrozalski.com “Avatar: The Last Airbender”: A great resurgence

Written by: the three Books, or seasons, of show called “The Maggie Welsh the show, viewers follow Ava- Last Airbender” that tar Aang’s journey to master all was not received as four elements before evil Fire- well as the source lord Ozai takes over the world. material, receiving a Water, Earth, Fire, One of the best parts of watch- 5% on Rotten To- Air. Long ago Nickelo- ing this journey is seeing the matoes. Currently, deon created one of character development all the there is another live the greatest animated shows of all time, main characters go through in action adaptation in “Avatar: The Last Airbender.” Then eve- the show. “Avatar: The Last the works at Netflix, rything changed when the show went off Airbender” is known for having but fans are wary the air in 2008. Only Netflix, the master some of the best characteriza- because of how the previous one turned of all streaming services could save it. 12 tion and well thought-out back out. years have passed and the world discov- stories for every single main “Avatar: The Last Airbender” can be ered that the show has been finally added Avatar Aang (Zach Tyler) is woken from a 100 character. It is almost impossi- enjoyed by all ages and is definitely worth to Netflix. year slumber inside an iceberg. ble to hate any of them, even if they the watch or rewatch for old fans return- “Avatar: The Last Airbender” follows are the villains, since they are so ing to the world again. The show has Avatar Aang (Zach Tyler) who, with the show, people can manipulate the four well written. wonderful characters and amazing writing help of his friends Katara (Mae Whitman) elements in what is called waterbending, Another great aspect of the entire series and if you are looking for something casu- and Sokka (Jack De Sena), tries to achieve firebending, earthbending, and airbending, has to be the soundtrack, created by the al to watch, all seasons are now streaming his destiny of bringing balance and peace but only the Avatar can bend all four. Track Team (Jeremy Zuckerman and on Netflix. to the world through his ability to manip- What makes “Avatar: The Last Air- Benjamin Wynn). One of the most iconic ulate or ‘bend’ all four elements. To do bender” any different from the many oth- songs is “The Avatar’s Love,” which plays Grade: A+ this, he must defeat the evil Firelord Ozai, er children’s cartoons out there? I’d say throughout the series in romantic scenes Genre: Animation leader of the tyrannical Fire Nation, while it's the complex and interesting charac- between Katara and Aang as well as in the Starring: Zach Tyler, Jack De Sena, fighting off danger at every turn. In this ters, the beautiful animation, or maybe show's finale. The Track Team also made Mae Whitman, and Dante Basco just Zuko, son of the themes for characters, like Azula which Network: Nickelodeon and Netflix evil firelord turned plays whenever she appears on screen. good. But it’s not just Zuckerman and Wynn man- me who thinks it’s age to convey feelings of great, the show re- happiness, regret, suspense, ceived a 100% on and love through their mu- Rotten Tomatoes for sic. all three seasons and The show ended up be- won many awards coming so popular that while it was airing. Nickelodeon created a se- After it was released quel, “Legend of Korra,” set on Netflix, the show 70 years after the original stayed in the top ten show. The creators, Bryan for a record-breaking Konietkzo and Micheal Dan- 60 days. The series te DiMartino, also went on has been hailed by to publish four comics many as one of the about the characters adven- greatest animated tures after the show ended. The Blind Bandit, Toph Beifong (Micheala Jill Murphy), shows of all time. There was also a live action holds up her award for winning an underground Avatar Aang (Zach Tyler) and Prince Zuko (Dante Basco) Throughout movie adaptation of the earth-bending match. learn firebending from the original masters, two dragons. Photos: IMDb

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 11 Having a hard time finding that perfect gift for a loved one? We’ve all been there but, fear not! This gift guide will pro- vide you with plenty of gift ideas for this holiday season. From gag gifts to high end gifts, this gift guide covers it all!

Squishmallow: $9.99-$16.99- target.com These cute, huggable stuffed toys are the perfect gift for anybody in your life this year. They are soft enough to play catch or serve as a soft bed buddy or pillow, and they are comforting companions. They come in multiple sizes, and multiple different creature styles, which makes them liked by any gender.

Lego connected heart necklaces: $18- etsy.com These super cute, connectable necklaces are the best gift for your significant other or (if alone on the holidays like me), your best friend! They are pretty cheap and a good way to say, “Hey, you’re like my other half”. You could also get it as a key chain if necklaces aren’t your thing.

Dyson airwrap: $549.99- ulta.com Yes, this hair tool comes at a pretty penny, but it is said to be the best ever invented. One woman reviewed it and said, “In less than 2 weeks, my hair already looks shinier and it has more body when I use the Airwrap.” Unfortunately, I have yet to use one, let alone buy one, but if you have some extra money to spend on someone this holiday season, this is the Holy Grail of hair dryers.

Buttheads Fart Launcher 3000: $34.60- walmart.com This bad boy is silent but stinky, and lets you blast real fart smells up to 10 feet away! Some may think this is immature, but what about when your sibling is annoying you? Or even better, when your parents won’t stop bugging you about your poor grades? Blast them with this stinky gun. This is a fun, yet practical gift.

Astrology birth-date candle: $38- birthdate.co These candles are a yummy, personalized gift. Each candle has its own scent for your birthdate and is detailed with your zodiac information. The detailed character reading on the back of your candle will help you unlock the secrets to your unique position in the universe. The candles can burn up to 60-80 hours and are perfect for your astrology-obsessed loved ones.

Make your own hot sauce kit: $40- uncommongoods.com Make your own full-bodied hot sauce with this DIY kit that offers a kick from chipotle and guajillo peppers. Six bottles and customi- zable labels let you package and present up to six of your own sauces, that’ll turn up the heat on your favorite foods.

Adopt a male orangutan: $55- worldwildlife.org You may be thinking “why this?” Well, orangutans are some of the cutest animals on this earth and they are actually critically endangered! WWF is an or- ganization that works internationally to protect our planet and help our beautiful wildlife species. By “adopting,” your donation helps contribute to their work and makes you a member. The adop- tion kit comes with a plush toy orangutan, an adoption certificate, a photo of your orangutan, an informative species card, and a gift bag! Surprise

Heelys: $55- heelys.com Although some may think these are outdated, I still be- lieve they’re some of the coolest kicks. These fun shoes are perfect for just about any person, because who wouldn’t think sneakers with wheels aren’t cool? I re- member I used to be so jealous of my brothers having these when I was younger, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who felt that. So, go share the fun with someone or just gift them to yourself this holiday season!

Reusable silicone straws: $7.99- amazon.com Reusable straws are a cheap, useful gift for anyone this holiday season. Not only do they help the environment, but they’re convenient too and come in dazzling colors. You can bring one anywhere with you and then just wash them over and over again. Plastic straws are very badly impacting our environment, so do your part and give someone this alternative to replace the thousands of plastic straws someone would use in a lifetime.

Emergency underpants: $6.95- amazon.com This is the type of gift no one would expect but may become useful in the future. These are extremely handy because, let's be honest, I don’t think anyone really carries extra underwear on them, and well, By: Savanna Muller you never know when you just may need them.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 12 *SPORTS * Phantoms Football 2020: A short, strange season Written by: COVID, we had no idea if we were even showed what Gloria Andrews going to have a season at all until the exceptional initial school board meeting voting on fall leaders looked sports.” The initial vote was, for safety like as well. The reasons, to put the season on hold even team found suc- “In 21 years of though some other teams in the area cess through coaching, this experi- decided to play. teamwork along ence is like nothing Though for a while it looked like the with their strong that I have ever seen in any of the sports I team would never snap a ball, the guys bonds. have coached,” said Head Coach Anthony never lost hope, working together to Coach Ciarlello as he recalls Phantom Football’s keep spirits high. Later in the fall the Cialello said, 2020 season. Though it was a rough start school board agreed to let the team play “This team is a to the year and the season was ultimately other schools, provided that all team family. They cut short, the boys did not let these un- members would quarantine and stay have each oth- fortunate obstacles stop them. home for virtual learning. The Phantoms er's backs.” The 2020 Phantoms had a short season, but were happy to be The team began working towards the got to play four games and finished the This was playing at all after a long wait. 2020 season back in the early days of the season 2-2, beating Pottstown and Upper Coach Ciarlello’s COVID-19 outbreak, starting off by meet- Perkiomen, while losing to Pottsgrove first year as head coach of the Phantoms, remember. Their hard work and dedica- ing via Zoom to review drills and discuss and Upper Merion. The team’s ultimate but definitely not his first run. He began tion surely paid off. They proved that plays. They were given permission to victory though, was being able to play at right out of college and has coached at they can adapt to any circumstances that begin in-person workouts in June and all. Kennedy-Kenrick Catholic High School, may be thrown their way, even something continued throughout the summer to “The team learned the hard way not to Norristown High School, and Upper Dar- as crazy as a global pandemic. prepare, whether or not the season was take anything for granted. Not just sports, by. He spent eight years at Harriton High Coach Ciarlello expressed thanks to going to happen. Either way, they contin- but life,” said Coach Ciarlello. “We never School as a defensive coordinator as well. everyone who helped make this season uously worked intently, efficiently, and know when we will have our last play, or He was assisted this year by Coach Paul happen: “The PASD administration and safely to be ready for anything. maybe answer our last question in our Lepre (offensive coordinator), Coach school board for giving us a chance to Captain Max Strunk said, “With English 11 class, or maybe our last chick- Davis Ford-Bey (defensive coordinator), play. The players and parents choosing to en patty day in the as well as Jamie Gray, Steve Watson, stay virtual to ensure a season. An athlet- lunch room. These Rahim Beasley, Courtney Williams, and ic director [Mr. Grinstead] that guided us dudes played and Bill Thornton. through the day to day changes (and it practiced every day Regular varsity starters included quar- was constant) and last but not least, the for the moment.” terback Tre Davis, linebacker and running Booster club. Their meeting, emails, calls, The Phantoms back Owen Koch (junior), with the offen- and letters got the ball rolling. Without were led by captains sive line covered by Ciaverelli, Solomon their tenacity, we may not have had a Max Strunk (senior), Ortiz (junior), and Liam McAdam season. And the mothers that provided us Kris Grinstead (senior). Grinstead and Ahmed Moddy meals before each game. Looking back, (senior), Roman Spivey (sophomore) were key on defense. this season's successes are due to this Ciaverelli (junior), Some upcoming underclassmen to look great community.” Aiden Foley (senior), out for include Kael Gilbert, Ty Romance, Captain Max Strunk summed up: and Tre Davis Sam Moore, Lucas Beecher, Jamie Gray, “There’s nothing compared to the feeling (junior) who not only and Andy McMahon. of playing football with your brothers, and acted as exemplary As the Phantoms Football season playing as a team.” Captain Max Strunk (#11) lining up with the team before a game. players, but also comes to a close, the guys made it one to

The Eagles: Disappointment at its finest

Written by: before returning in the Ea- confidence and played very smart. Hurts gles week 13 contest vs wasn’t sacked once against the best de- Guest writer: Green Bay. fensive line in the NFL. Most importantly, Luca Cappelli If you’ve watched a lick of he brought home a 24-21 upset win over Eagles football this season, the Saints. It remains to be seen who will you will see Carson Wentz be under center in the 2021 opener. A Super Bowl is a shell of his 2017 self, With three games remaining, the Eagles team in 2017 is with a 57.4% completion sit at third place in the NFC East with a now a team on the rate and a 72.8 passer rat- realistic chance to still win the division. brink of a top five ing. Both of those are bad But, with that being said, the Eagles cur- pick. The 2020 season has been one to enough to place bottom five rently hold the ninth pick in the 2020 forget for birds fans as the Eagles sit at 4- Carson Wentz throws his hands over his head in in the league. Wentz has draft and can make a very big splash. One 8-1 and currently in third place in a very disgust... probably after being sacked yet again. tallied 2,620 passing yards, 16 of my top guys for the Eagles to select is lackluster NFC East. An Eagles season Photos: NBC Sports touchdowns and 15 intercep- Jamar Chase, WR LSU. Chase is the 2019 that has had so much controversy since tions and is now on the bench Fred Belitnikoff Award winner which is April at the NFL draft has continued all going to be key starters to the Eagles for a rookie out of Oklahoma, Jalen given to the best wide receiver in the the way into Week 14, in all of the main offensive line. In week two, Left Guard Hurts. While Wentz has been playing at a country. Another guy that I would be positions of an organization: the general Isaac Seumalo got injured and was placed very poor level, is it time to pull the plug excited to see play for the Eagles is OT manager, head coach, and the quarter- on short term Injured Reserve. Then in on him? Penei Sewell out of Oregon. Sewell is one back. It’s safe to say it hasn’t been a fun Week four, Right Tackle Lane Johnson In my opinion, no. Is it time to fire of the best tackle prospects in a while. season for the birds here in 2020. got injured and was in and out of the Doug Pederson? Possibly. Doug Pederson Sewell stands 6’6’ and weighs in at 331 The 2020 season held a ton of prob- lineup battling a right ankle injury until in has not used Wentz to his full potential pounds, so he isn’t an easy guy to move. If lems for the Eagles that it’s fair to say no Week 12 Johnson was put on season- since 2017 when Frank Reich was the the Eagles want to go defense, the smart one was expecting. What hurt the team ending IR. That’s only the injuries to the offensive coordinator and he called the pick would be LB Micha Parsons out of most was the injuries, all of which greatly offensive line. plays. Now that’s Pederson’s role and he Penn State. While Parsons isn’t the best affected the play of quarterback Carson Other injuries happened to the weap- has failed. It has been reported by NFL’s coverage linebacker, he is a terrific edge Wentz. Before the season started, Left ons Wentz thought he was going to have. Ian Rappaport that Pederson is on the hot rusher and he's quick to get at the quar- Tackle Andre Dillard was ruled out for Wide Receiver DeSean Jackson was in- seat and some candidates for a new coach terback. My final guy is Alabama wide out, the year along with All-Pro Right Guard, jured early in the season and bounced in Philadelphia consist of Joe Brady, Eric Devonta Smith. Smith has had back to Brandon Brooks. Both of these guys were around the lineup before suffering a bad Beiniemy and Brian Daboll. back seasons of 1200+ yards and he's at ankle injury in the Eagles However, one of the biggest storylines 1300 this year with some games to play. Week 7 win vs the Gi- surrounding the Eagles right now is Jalen Smith is the likely Biletnikoff winner in ants. That effectively Hurts. It was apparent that when Hurts 2020 and might even be the winner of the ended his season. WR replaced Wentz in a Week 13 loss to the Heisman Trophy. Alshon Jeffery returned Packers that the energy of the team rose So, for the rest of the season I see the to the lineup in Week 10 tremendously. Fast forward to Week 14 Eagles winning two more games if the but hasn’t been produc- when Hurts got the start vs the number strong play of Hurts continues, those tive at all. Historically, one ranked defense in the New Orleans being the week 16 matchup vs Washing- Wentz has loved to Saints. Hurts balled out and finished the ton, and the week 17 matchup vs the throw the ball to Tight game 17/30, for 167 passing yards and Cowboys. That would put the Eagles at 6- End Zach Ertz, that was- one touchdown. The lone touchdown 9-1 and raise some question marks with n’t there for him this was a fantastic back shoulder throw in a the team, and most importantly a ques- season since Ertz has spot where it was Alshon Jeffery’s ball or tion mark as to who is the 2021 Week 1 Jalen Hurts gets congratulated by Carson Wentz after been out for an extended no one’s. To add on, Hurts rushed 18 starting quarterback. his TD pass to Alshon Jeffery. period of time this year times for 106 yards. He showed poise,

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 13 Written by: Penelope Pappas and Tessa Martielli LIBRA: (September 23 - October 22) ARIES: (March 21 - April 19) What is going on? This month is going to be super confusing due to Venus leaving your star chart. Did The movement of Uranus into your star chart you submit that quiz yesterday? Do you have a shows that your artistic energy will spark this study hall or a class today? Did you set your alarm month, Aries! You will become an expert at sculpt- for the morning? Is a hot dog a sandwich? How many holes does a ing with modeling clay, and you will make realistic straw have? One, or two? Why are they called buildings if they’re al- figurines of various small insects. Throw a lanternfly ready built? sculpture at every person that you dislike. Tape the remaining sculp- This month: Set alarms for every 37 minutes. tures to your bedroom ceiling so that they can watch while you sleep. This Month: Learn to play “Hot Crossed Buns” on the didgeridoo.

TAURUS: (April 20 - May 20) SCORPIO: (October 23 - November 21) Lucky for you, Taurus, you’re in for a great month! Nothing spectacular happening for you this month, Scor- Good fortune is on your way as Neptune moves into pio. Your star chart remains unphased by the planets. your star chart, so make sure to grab that opportunity It’s going to feel like a long month of blah. Almost as by the bull horns! You are in for a celebrity encounter long as March 2020 felt. To counter this feeling, pretend this month: you will finally meet your idol, Sal Vulcano, you’re Charli D'Amelio and learn some Tik Tok dances. from the hit reality show “Impractical Jokers”. Although Or Addison Rae. Or whatever Tik Tok star you see on he will not ask you to guest star on his show, he will your FYP. Next month will be more exciting. give you a dirty look as you watch him pump gas from This month: Memorize the rap part of the Lemonade Mouth song your car window at the local Wawa. “Determinate.” This Month: Eat a pint of ice cream every six hours.

GEMINI: (May 21 - June 20) SAGITTARIUS: (November 22 - December 21) Whoa, Gemini! You need to take it easy this month! A Look at you! The winter solstice is on its way and with it meteor shower will rain down on Jupiter during the comes a fun social life (virtual, of course). Time to get month, which may cause your anxiety and stress levels to out of the sweatpants! Your friends will have a Netflix heighten. Take some time for yourself to relax. Or don’t! Party night to watch “The Cat in The Hat.” Be sure to Channel your stress into rage! Scream at the sky! Try and pay close attention to your friends, for one of them is soothe your troubled soul by painting your face with the secretly Steve Myers. Use your archery skills and take residue on your fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos. him down. This Month: Bust out the Just Dance choreography to the song This Month: Don’t trust anyone named Steve. Just don’t. “Rasputin” in the middle of Outback Steakhouse. CANCER: (June 21 - July 22) Mars’ realignment in your star chart indicates that CAPRICORN: (December 22 - January 19) your generous tendencies will become reignited this Your star chart is showing signs of intense creativity this month. You will combine your love for a good DIY month. Although you’re an Earth sign and like to be with some trendy jewelry, and you will craft friend- grounded, it’s time to spice things up. Create a painting ship bracelets out of raw pasta and mail them to all with food instead of paint. Channel your inner Bob Ross of your friends (save the USPS!). To express their and create some happy little trees made of broccoli. Do gratitude for your gift, your friends will plan a frog- this and you’ll finally have an idea for the essay you pro- themed surprise party and give you a coupon to crastinated doing. purchase Listerine mouthwash from CVS. This month: Watch Ratatouille seven times this month for creative This Month: Howl at the moon every Thursday night this month at inspiration. exactly 9:44 pm.

LEO: (July 23 - August 22) AQUARIUS: (January 20 - February 18) Mars is going into retrograde, which might make you It appears that Venus is due to move into your star feel frustrated this month. You’re going to feel like chart this month, Leo, so get ready for some new ro- posting a rant on Snapchat, and your Canvas won’t mantic advances! Love is in the air- but so is the load. And you’ll be late for your Zoom. And make sure Coronavirus, so make sure to bark like a dog at po- that you save that assignment… Don’t worry! Good tential suitors if they get too close to you. Ask the things are coming next month. Until then, channel that first person who barks back at you on a date (from six frustration into screaming the lyrics of “I Am A Gummy Bear.” feet away, of course), and spend the afternoon com- This month: Every Tuesday, break a pair of disposable chopsticks pleting an online jigsaw puzzle with them over Zoom. with your teeth. This month: Make a Venn Diagram to compare/contrast every movie in the “High School Musical” franchise. PISCES: (February 19 - March 20) VIRGO: (August 23 - September 22) The full moon this month brings good luck and happi- Oh no, Virgo, your month doesn't look so great. Mer- ness into your life. Your English teacher’s Zoom con- cury’s movement away from your star chart is an nection will not work and class will be canceled for omen for misfortune, so be prepared for a few incon- several days. You also will mysteriously be gifted a veniences. Your Spotify account will get hacked, and basket full of Bath and Body Works hand sanitizer the Beverly Hills Chihuahua soundtrack will play on (the ones that are 80% glitter). Make sure you use it repeat for the entire month! You will pull a muscle four times a day or your good luck will run out! while learning how to do the splits, and your friends This month: Have a photoshoot with your pet in your mask and post will question your sudden passion for wearing sweater vests with every it on Instagram. outfit. Better luck next month! This Month: Cash in all of your spare change and buy yourself a disco ball.

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 14 The holidays are full of fun activities like making cookies, building snowmen, and filling your house with traditional red and green decorations. Another tradition for many people is going around singing carols to spread holiday cheer. Songs like “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms and “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft are sure to get people feeling jolly. But which song best represents your holiday spirit? Find out which holiday song represents you by taking this quiz!

1. What is your favorite holiday activity? 2. What is your favorite holiday cookie? A. Building a snowman A. Chocolate Chip B. Shopping for presents B. Sugar Cookies C. Making cookies C. Gingerbread D. Sleeping in D. Store bought E. Decorating your home E. Snickerdoodle

3. Who is your favorite reindeer? A. Cupid B. Rudolph C. Vixen D. Olive E. Blitzen

5. Which is your favorite movie character? 4. What is your favorite holiday movie? A. Sally Brown from “A Charlie A. “It’s A Wonderful Life” Brown Christmas” B. “Home Alone” B. Frosty from “Frosty The C. “Elf” Snowman” D. “A Christmas Carol” C. Clark Griswold from “National E. “National Lampoons Christmas Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” Vacation” D. The Grinch from “The Grinch” E. Buddy the elf from “Elf” 7. What is your favorite holiday decoration? A. Mistletoe 6. If you put up a tree, you prefer... B. Christmas lights A. A live tree 8. What is your favorite present? C. Elf on the shelf B. And artificial tree A. Jewelry D. Coal C. A “Charlie Brown” tree B. The newest iPhone E. Something homemade D. Don’t put up a tree C. Anything fuzzy E. One still in the ground D. Socks E. A puppy

9. Do you enjoy the holiday season? 10. What best describes you during A. It’s the most wonderful time of the the holidays? year A. Passionate B. It’s okay. B. Go with the flow C. What’s not to like?! C. Nostalgic D. At least we get off from school. D. Humbug E. I enjoy it very much! E. Spontaneous

Scoring: Add up the number of times you chose each letter, then check your results below.

Mostly A’s: You are “Mistletoe” by Justin Bieber. You are a hopeless romantic just waiting for that enchanting kiss under the mistletoe. You love the holiday season and hope it could last all year round. Doing holiday related activities brings you everlasting joy and you never pass up on the oppor- tunity to make a jolly snowman after it snows. Spend some time by the mistletoe, for you never know who might show up.

Mostly B’s: You are “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey. You are probably a teenager trying to fit in with the popular crowd by hav- ing the fanciest clothes and accessories. The holiday season doesn’t necessarily excite you or upset you, but you enjoy some of its perks like presents and cookies. This holiday season, spend some time out of your room, away from your phone, and get some holiday cheer in your soul by giving to others!

Mostly C’s: You are “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms. You are an old soul at heart and enjoy anything related to the holidays. Old traditions like sending Christmas cards and making gingerbread houses are some of your holiday favorites. You are most likely first to start singing carols at family gatherings making sure everyone has a merry time. Continue to use your optimism and joy to make others happy this season!

Mostly D’s: You are “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft. Do I have to explain this one? You think this time of the year is com- plete rubbish. Whenever you hear carolers outside, you shut the blinds and run away. If anyone gives you a present, you most likely return it and take the cash. Try growing your heart three sizes this year and make the effort to buy someone a gift!

Mostly E’s: You are “Mele Kalikimaka” by Bing Crosby. You are very outgoing when it comes to the holiday season, from buying gifts for all of your family and friends, to making homemade crafts to give to people at your hosted gatherings. You have your own style and often make your own deco- rations and help others with their decorations. You are a free spirit with the ability to bring anyone around you joyful. Written by: Angeli Genovese

THE PURPLE PRESS VOLUME 17 ; ISSUE 3, DECEMBER 2020 PAGE 15 Featured December Artists

Leah and Sophia are both two outstanding artists in the Art Major Pathways here at PAHS, currently enrolled in Art III. Leah Kerry is highlighted in this issue of The Purple Press for her aptitude, dedication, and for her dynamic aesthetic that she applies to her artwork. Sophia Reo is celebrated for her courage and strength to always try new media, and for her incredible skill and talent! We have two incredible Phantom Artists to showcase bringing in the New Year!

Leah Kerry, grade 11 Sophia Reo, grade 12

Sophia Reo, Reptile Mixed Media Leah Kerry, Reverse Self-Portrait Colored Pencil

Sophia Reo, Self-Portrait Leah Kerry, Reptile Colored Pencil Mixed Media

Leah Kerry, Still-Life Acrylic Paint Sophia Reo, Still-Life, Acrylic Paint

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