EAU PLEINE VOLUME I EDITED BY SENIORS COLBY HIGH SCHOOL Pleasant thoughtR of true fellowship with High
"" chool friends and faculty, now vivid and seem ingly indelible, will g ~·adually fade and pass.
To pre~erve the e memories for future moments of enjoyment is the object of this book. FORWARD DEDICATION IN MEMORIAM FACULTY CLASSES ACTIVITIES MISCELLANEOUS HUMOR
DEDICATIOl\
Appreciation is an intangible quality. It can be expre~~~ed only through some outward token.
Therefore, as a concrete symbol of our sincere ap pn:ciation, we, the Class of 192:3, dedicate this
\'olume of ''192:3 Eau Pleine" to Harry Bender, who both as insLuctor and as class patron has proved our loyal friend and sympathetic ach isor. IL\HUY BE~ 'DEit 1:\ \IEMORL\i\1
\Vaunette: Sturner was born at Dorchester, \Vis., l\Iay 30, 1903. She entered the Colby High School with the Cla~.· of 1S2:3, but completEd the course in three years, graduating .June 2, 1922. At the time of her death, Dec. 7, 1922, she was attending i\Iadison ColleQ."e at Madison. OUR ALMA MATER Harry Bender ------_ .P ~·incipal Mathematics Lacrosse Normal Graduate \Vork at University of \\risconsin "Now don't be carried away with that kind of :::;tuff" Leone Ander::>on ------_ ------'ommercial \Vhitewater Normal Graduate "One, two, thr e, four. STOP!!!" Pearl Blancha:-d ______English Library University of \Vbconsin, B. A. Degree "Let's have no more talking in the library" \\randa Bahl ------______History Oshkosh Normal "Nov.· see here-- Get busy." \\'alter E. Kopplin ------ Science Eau Claire ormal "Look here young man, stop or you'll go out on your ear."
\Vm. A. Olson ------__ _ (Succeeded :\fr. Kopplin) Platteville Normal Graduate "Ab-so-lu-te-ly. Gooooooood."
CL.\SS OF 1922-2:1
OFFICERS
:\Iargaret \Vill ------_ Pre~ident Hellen Staffney ------______Vice President Eugene Schmutzler __ ------______Sec.-Treas . .:\Ir. Bender, _ _ ------Class Advisor
'VHAT 1923 AS A CLAS. HAS DONE
The 192:~ class ha::; attained h1gh records in scholarship, athletics, and dramatics. This class was the first to give a Junior class play and also the first to publish a school annual. Pre:ent conditions point to the graduating class of 1923 as a
class of new ideas in the histo :·~· of the Colby High School.
·. :\Iargaret \Viii English Commerce Class Play 3, 4; Basket Ball :3, 4; Annual taff; Salutatorian "l\luch to do and plenty to say"
l\lilforcl Loo:::; ".l\Iil" English
Cla~s Play :3, 4; Basketball 2, ;~, 4; Annual Staff "On phy:::ics, I simply dote, And girls don't really get my goat."
Ilzllen Stafrney English
Cia ·s Play 4; Annual Staff; 'amptire 4 "In such a hurry to finish school was she, That her school years numbered only three"
Stanlej Smith
English
'las~· Play :3, 4; Glee lub 4; Annual Stafl'
"They go wild, simply wild, oYer me, OYer me." Lucil Lueloff
Comme~ce Cia Play 4. ''\York~ The imple life of toil, I laud, r\·e found that High :chool ~tudie.:- make one broad."
Eug nE' ... hmutzler "Gene'' Comme.:-ce Cia Play 3, 4; Oratory 3. 4; Glee Club 4; Annual ""'taff ''He ay he' uch a li tie peck, The girl won't notice him, by heck:'
Inez Cook "C<>okie" Comme:ce Cla,~ Play 3. 4; Declamation 2, 3; Glee Club 4; Ba, ·et Ball ~. 3, 4; Annual '"'taff ''Although I am ,o earne all day long, I pau e at time to inS! a funny on_v."
~ 1\ in Guen her Eng!i h Cl Play 3, 4; Ba.:: e Ball 3: Annual .... ff "At ·witty playing with •;ord he' cle\'(!r
And d ~ he pau e or top-. o, ne\ ~r·· Lois Cook Commerce Class Play :~. 4; Basketball 2, 3, 4; Glee CluL ,!· Annual tatf
"~ow gi :b, I'll tell you if you wait, This talking fast is out of date."
Clarence \Yiedcnhoft
B~nglish
Clan~ Play :~. 4; Basket Ball 2, :~. 4; Annual . taff '''Tis ne'er too :stormy, ne'er too late F'o: Clarence to ring up for a date."
Delephine \Veix "Del" English Class Play 3, 4; Declamation 2, :3; Annual Staff "Her matchlEss frankness we adore; The frankest girl we e\·er saw."
)Im·ian George
Commerce
Declamation ~; Annual Staff ;_Campfire 4 " he's not a ftower, she's not a pearl; But she's a good all around girl." , ..,~ J .. o ui ~ e Daine~ ......
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.:\Iary Fuller
English Valedictorian
·"'Sh<> ~a~vs a bt, and she knows a Jot."
CLAS :\lOTTO: Economy and thrift.
CLASS FLO\VER: \\.hite Rose.
CLAS COLOR : G.·een and \Yhite. CLASS OF 192:~-1 !)21
OFFI 'ERS nuehen Lucloff ___ _ Pregident
Vice Pre~iden i
Carman Lucas _ Sec. and Treas. l\Iiss Blanchard __ ------la ~'lR Ad\ isor
In the fall of 1920, thirty pupils enrolled as freshmen. De~ermination to win wac:; our aim. This cla~s took ~~n active
part in all ~chool actiYities. .As freshmen, we gaYe a return party to the sophomores, in our sophomore year we had charge of the annual ~·chool picnic, and this year we are making ar rangements for the JuniorProm and lass Play. Top Row-Left to Right:r-Rein, Roth, 1\fantor, Behn'!(<', Lurhterhand. Center- Heint:>:, Zil!mnn, P oknllt:s, Kt•J sten, EnPrt, Zil•man. Bottom- c;rambort, Luelotf, Biell, .:\larsh, Kliefoth, Heise, Firnstahl.
THE .JtTNIOR KETTLE-"\VATCH 'EM BOIL"
Evelyn Arends- "Xict> and quiet and too bashful to speak." Ambrose Rando\\ "\;othing is impossible to a willing mind.'' Caroline Behnke- "A very quiet lass- -at tinws." Arnold Bicll- ''lf there is anything this lad likes to do, it is eat.'' \Valter Ebt•rt- "So d..:ep in love am I." Leo Firnstahl· " 'Tis fea!'cd he will die of over work.'' Walter Grambo~t-":\ly main activity is mel'ting- the chorus girls at the Rt•x." Frederick Frome- "1'11 be a Presidt•nt some day.'' ::\Jilward Gt•o•'t!e- "A carpful studpnt- can•ful not to ovt•rdo." Irma Heintz- "Ilc•· smile might <•apturc a ministt>r's son.'' BPrt Heise- " Rest is more ago·eeable than motion .., Arthur Kersten- "l'm spending- my allowann• on swet•t::; for somebody.' Lydia Kireh:wfer- "So sweet tht• blush of bashfulness." Alf•·erl Kliefoth- "A fan of all athletic events" Carman Lueas- "l'm Irish clea1· through." Emil Luchte1 hand- '' Good and handsome enough." Rue hen Luelotf- " An oratorieal whirlwind and hopes to eompletely subor- dinate women in the futJre. '' He (•n ;\Jantor-"~Iaybe I'm hig, but my heal't's big, too." Xorman Ma··sh- "A fine lad, wis<> from thl• top of his ht-ad up.'' Lila .:\1NH h - "Diligently s ht• wind. hPr way." Lawrence l\lucller- "Woman delights me not." Lawrence Olson "Thl• g-irls, they worry me not.'' R'Jth Pokallus- "Sht• studit•s; yt•t has tinw to play." Ellis Riplingcr- "Knowle:l!!.e conws, but wisdom lingers." .:\la~garet Rein- "An example of nature's bc·auty.'' lrl'nc Roth- "An example of slow and bashful." Evelyn Tesmer- "She stoops to nothing- but the door." Ervin Weller- "He's bt•st liked who is alike to all." Raymond Winkel If it's a man's work, I'll do it. Elizabeth Wilde- "She has dt•pleted th(• entin· line of hair rurle!'s." Donald Zillman- "Air:-,, ambitious, soa,·ing high.'' Sylvia Zlllman- "IIcr om• fear is a douule chin.'' CL.\'iS OF 1~):!1-2:>
Adl'lh \Yeix ____ _ President Harcld Xichofl' ______Vice President t\ ·n:t Alll'n Sec. and T :eas. :\lis.- Anderson Class AdYisor
~OPHOMORE CL \SS HISTORY
"cptember :~. 1921, was a gala day for the Colby Hig:1
School for it add£d to 1ts roll forty-two fre~hmen. Let me say to you who expect to enter; do not allow your knees to knock together. If your teeth are prone to chatter, clinch them, put on a bold front, for it is the fearful ones that get hazed. How we passed the fi.rst day without any se:ious blunders
is still a mystery. ~o one :::ugge~ted where to find the ~lain Assembly so we followed the mob and used our common sense. In two weeks we held a class party and elected our officers. Harold ... e1hofl' was the natural choice for president, as the majority of the class were girls and he was the fairest of the male sex. Before the end of the year five of our classmates dropped out. Such was ou_· freshman year. \Ye entered the Sophomore class with thirty-two mem- bers. \Ye determined that we would study so hard this year that when examinations came we would be exempt. The only rea
son some of us didn't get exempt was becau::~e \\'e did not study hard nough. Our spare time was taken up in watching the Freshmen. The only excitement we had was the Freshman Reception we gaYe after about three weeks of school. Although we- do not claim to haYe the largest, we do claim to have the be. t class in Iligh S<.:hool. Top Row- -Left to Right-Hafemann, }fue lcr, Cendt, Sehmidt, Horn. Centcr- Amundson, Hamilton, Tc!'mcr, ~ ultz. ·wm, \\'t·i:-..., Haf( nann Bottom- !• riekc, Tesmer, Kn•psky, Lukowicz, Ebct t, Allan, Zarnkc
CLASS RJLL
~ina Allan :\Iary :\leach Lois Amundson \\'alter l\Iueller Pansy Bennet Harold Niehoff Elroy Brehm lola Rei-; Violet Burkhardt Frank Sazama Lester Cendt Ervin Schmidt Francis Chase Lela Schraufnagel Clifford Daines Erma Schultz :\Ieta Dehne Malinda S('h ultz; Selma Ebert Luella chulte Eleanor Guetschow Dora Tesmer l\Iyra Hafemann A della \\T eix :\lilda Hafemann Edna Wiersig Do_·othy Hamilton Francis ·wm Donald Horn E(hvin \Vitte 1\Iargaret Krep ky Lillian Zarnke 'clia Lukowirz CLASS OF 192:5-26
Evel~·n \Yet more _ President Edwin Grarnbort ------Vice President
La Verne Tesmer ------_ Sec. and Treas. • Mr. Olson ------_ ------Class Advhw:
On a bright and sunny day, the fifth of September, 1922, we entered High School to begin our care~r. \Vhen we starte:l ...- chool there were thirty-eight of us, of these thirty-eight, sev enteen carne from Graded School, nine from Pa:·ochial School, and the rest from different country schools. Two of the boys dropped out before the semester wa over, Paul \Viersig because of sickness and Louis Schultz to attend a Parochial chool. It took us, green as we were, some time to get acquainted with the older students and the ways of the school. ~lost of us were timid, but daring. Two weeks after the fchool term began, the Sophomores gave the Freshmen a reception. All Freshmen were there and reported a fine time. As l\Ir. Kopplin left us at the end of the first semester, we gave him a farewell party, to which the rest of the school was invited. l\Ir. Kopplin said he had a good time. Did he? Top Row- Left to Right- Tl'smcr, Wiedenhoeft, Dehne, Dessloch, Briggs, Xig-geman, Kowaik, Lueloff, Hamilton. C<.'ntcr- Wersig-, ;\1eyc.'r, Gabriel, Baum, Ballheim, Guenther, Lukowic1., Voelker Chase. Bot l om-Loo~. Cook, Luchterhand, Grambort, Klce:;s, Wetmore, Quinn, \Vicdcnhocft, Peterson.
CLASS ROLL
Albeon Arends Gertrude Lucloff Gladys Bruss No:ma Loos Virginia Ballheim .John Luko\\ icz Yeti\·e Baum l\Iervena l\-Ieyer Berneita B_·iggs \Valter .:Mueller Orville Chase Lenhart .Maas Robert Cook Edward Niggeman Eli Des lock Lawrence Peterson Roland Dehne Thelma Quinn Ervin Fecker La Verne Tesmer Henry Frome Harold Tesmer Rose Gabriel Marvin Voelker Edwin Grambort Esther Wiersig Harold Guenther Evelyn \Vetmore :\!elvin Gosse Arthur \Viedenhoeft :\Iarjorie Hamilton Jame \Vilde lara Kowalk Paul \Viersig La Verne Klee ·e Alvin \Viedenhoeft Emma Luchterhand THE P RPLE \1 D THE GOLD
"A toast to our school colors. And may they ne'er grow old But in untarn'shed splendor shine, The purple and the gold.
True other ~chools have claimed them Long e'er for us they shone And some too have defamed them E'er we took them for our own.
But the purple once was royal That king') alone might wear And we as Yankees loyal
.May flaunt it eve~ywhcrc.
Our gold is no craven yellow But thru temptation's mire Hopes each Colby maid and fellow To come like pure gold through fire.
Then hail our chool's pure emblems Colo1 s rich and pure and bold l\lay we be always worthy of them, The Purple and the Gold." -L. T.-Y. B.- N. L.
BASKETBALL SEASON, 1922-23
The basket ball season of 1£22-2:3 ~tarted out early with bright prospects. Among those who ans\\'ered Kopplin's call we::.-e four veterans, Kliefoth, Loos, Lueloff and \Viedenhoeft, other letter men Firnstahl, Fricke, Grambort with promising material.
Firnstahl, f; Kliefoth, c; Loos, g; Lueloff, f; \Viedenhoeft, g, played the first few games.
The first discouragement of the ~eason came when Rueben Lueloff was forced to quit the c.quad on account of injuries. The next blow was struck when Alfred K. decided to withdraw L·om school.
A change in coaches was made at beginning of third quar ter when Mr. Olson took the po ·ition left vacant by the re~igna lion of Mr. Kopplin.
Despite these difficulties and unexpected setbacks, a smooth-working team was developed, when \Valter l\Iiller anc" Harold Tesmer filled the vacancies.
'The Girls' Team was organized early in the season with Helen Mantor as captain. After the team was selected, the same players continued to play throughout the season. The fi:-st game was a victory for us. In the next three games we were defeated. The rest of the season was successful. Loos Fricke Wieclenhoeft Fi ~ nstahl, Grambort. Klel•se. Klit>foth, Kopplm
BASKETB~\LL SQUAD
Kcpplin-Obon ______------__ Coach Kliefoth-Firm;tahl ____ ------__ Captain Lueloff ------_ ----- l\Ianager Personnel
~I i lford Laos '23 ___ _ _ Forward Rueben Luelotf '24------Forward Leo Firn~tahl '.24 ------_____ Forward Center Alfred Kliefoth '24 ------______------enter Clarence \Viedenhoeft '23 ------Guard Ha:old TeRRmer '25 ------Guarc~ Walter :\lucller '25 ------Forward Blmer Fricke '25 ------Guard W PiX Kopplin Cook Cook :\.antor Will
BASKETBALL SQUAD
Kopplin-Olson __ __ _ ------Coach Helen .:\1antor _ _ ------Captain Lois 'ook ______:\Ianager
Pt-rsonncl
H<>len :\Iantor '24 ------...------Forward Margaret \Vill '23 ------Forward Inez Cook '2~ ------Center Lois Cook '23 ___ ------Guard Adelia \Veix '25 ______------Guarr Nina Allan ------Utility Selma Ebert ------Ut~lity Bo~··s B. B. Sd~t•dnl(•
•) -TO\". .) Colby 8 AthL'llS lo)•)
:\ n·. 17 ( 'olb~· 4 Owen ~
• ov. 18 Colby l. Athens 18 • TOY. 21 Colby 7 Owen 16
Dec. 8 Colby !) Fall 'reek ~~) Dec. 1• l Colby ~) Cadott 11 Dec. 22 Colby 8 Loyal ·> Jan. 12 Colby 22 \\'ithee 20 .Jan. 1:1 Colby 9 \\'estboro 2!l
Feb. 2:~ Cclby ·r~o Alumni 12 Feb. 28 Colby 17 Abbotsford 1''.,
::\Iar. 7 Colby 18 Abbotsford 1''•) ::\Iar. 14 Cclby :H Cnity 0
Girl~s B. B. S(·lwd n h•
•) ., • .,.£JV. d ColLy o.) A then::- 2 )..ov. 17 ColLy 0 Owen 1()
•) );o\·. 18 Colby •) Athens 5 TO\". 24 Colby 2 Owen 4 De<.:. 3 Colby 7 City 4
·)-- I >ec. 20 Colb:v ~I Unity 0 Dec. 22 Coluy 16 Loyal 0 Feb. 2:~ Colby 8 Alumni 1 l\Iar. 14 Colby 20 ·nity 0 GIRLS' GLEE CL B
The Girls' Glee Club of Colby High School was orgamzed in eptember, 1922, under the direction of Harry Bender.
This wa~ the first attempt made in the .:chool toward a mu:ical club of this sort, for many years, and it pro\'ed \'Cry interesting and successful.
Rehearsals were held once a week, on Tuesday evenings.
The club offered everal selections at High School enter tainments and Parent-Teacher meetings. They also rendered special ties at the High chool Vaude\'ille.
BOYS' GI~EE CLUB
The Boys' Glee Club wa: organized on December 14 un de:· the direction of Harry Bender.
Fifteen joined at the time of organization. Later four joined. Rehearsal were held once a week, on Thui"'day eve ning.
The members ang at several meetings, such as Parent Teacher meetings, and High chool entertainments. Top Row- Left To Right- Weix, Hejntz, Hamilton, Hafemann, Behnke, .Man tor, Wilde, Loc s, Geor).{e. Center-Allan, Hamilton, A.mund. on, Bender, Cook, Luchte·hancl, Tess mer, Schultz, Tessmer. Bottom- Reit, Krepsk~·. Wetmo··c, Lukowicz, Cook Elbert, Ztllman, Briggs.
GIRLS' GLEE CLUB 1 ·t Sopranos
Caroline Rehnke I>orothv Hamilton Selma Elbert Elizabeth \Vilde (\ lia LukO\vicz Margaret Rein Inez Cook
2nd Sopranos
Irma Heintz Emma Luchterhand Norma Loo~ Dora Tes~mer .:\Iarian George LaVe ·ne Te!->'mer l\1ar.ioric Hamilton ~Targaret Krepskl Lois Amundson EYelyn \\ c.tmore
Altos
.\della \Veix Lois Cook .\lvra Hafemann }lalinda Schultz ~in a Allan ylvia Zillman Helen Mantor Mr. Bender ------Director Bcrneita Briggs _ ------_____ Accompanist Top Row- Left to Right- Hom, Gosse. Luchterhand, Loos, Sazama, Cook, Guenther, Luellotf, Grambort, Wetmore. Bottom-Firn~tahl, Sch rnutzler, Lucas, Biell, Klecse, Kliefoth, Smith, Bt•zHle!", :\Iarsh
BOYS' GLEE LUB
1st Tenor
)!elvin Gosse l\Ir. Bender X orman i\Iarsh Robert ook
2nd Tenor
Rueben Lueloff .. tanley Smith ·walter Grambort Emil Luchterhand Leo Firnstahl Donald Horn
lst Bass
Eugene Schmutzler F rank Sazama Arnold Biell Alfred Kliefoth
2nd Bas
Carman Lucas l\Ielvin Guenther La Verne Kleese l\Iilfred Loos
Harry Bender ------Director E,·elyn 'Yetmore ------Accompanist ORATORICAL CONTEST
HIGH CHOOL AUDITORIUM
The Program
The New South _ ------l\Iilward George Three Alarm Casey ------Frank Sazama The Riddle of American Liberty ------Eugene Schmutzler Antonio Maceo ------Rueben Lueloff
Decision
The Riddle of American Liberty ______Eugene Schmutzler Antonio Maceo ------Rueben Lueloff
Rueben Lueloff received second place at the district con test and repre ented the school at the contest held at Eau Claire on l\lay 5, 1922. DECL\~IATORY CONTEST
IIIGII S ' IIOOL AUDITORIL'~l
The Program
Bobby Unwelcome ------Adelia \Vcix Alice's Flag ______·------~Iarian George Honor of the \Yoods ------Delephine \Yeix The One Hundredth and Onc.th ------Irene Roth His Father's Flag ------__ Erma Schultz Hannah Arnett's Faith ______------Margaret Krepsky Billings of '49 ------Inez Cook Nouody's Tim ------Nina Allan Cigarette'<; Ride and Death ______Hellen Andrews The l\Ian of Sorrows ------Myra Hafemann How the La Rue Stakes \Vere Lost ------S) lvia Zillmann
Decision
Cigarette's Ride and Death Hellen Andrews DoLby Unwelcome ------Addla \Yeix '.\R~IY.\L
On October 27, 1922, a carniYal was held at the Colby High chool for the benefit of the Athletic Association, \vhich was a great suceess . .__chool was called at 8 :20 in the morning and dismis::-ed at 12 :30. The afternoon was free to all with the exception of a few who did all the wo:·k. The girls furnished candy. Donald Z1llman transported his radio outfit and set it up in the library. Casey Jones risked hi~ life to put up the aerial. Art Kersten willingiy loaned his popcorn and peanut factory. He hired the dray to haul it up to the school and stationed it in the hall. The Judicial department kept order in the building. Court was held in the Gi:;:ls' Cloak Room. ~Iany people traYeled through the menagerie with much horror. Students gave a one-act play, "Thirty ~Iinutes for Refreshments." This com edy farce was the cause of the roof being lifted. A moYie, "OYer the Fence," featuring Harold Lloyd, was well patron ized. The boxing match between "SteYe," ".Melvin" and "Cas ey" held the interest of the crowd. The side shows, which in cluded carnival queen, humbug and style show, were success ful. And did you have your fortune told'! \Yell, glad to hear it; you would have missed a lot if you had missed that. VA DEVILLE
A vaudeville program for the benefit of the High School Association was held at the Colby Opera House, February 9, 192:3.
The following program was rendered by the student. of the ~chool:
1. Two ·wandering Jews ______Leo Firnstahl and \Valter G. 2. The CrO\\ Song ------Girls' Glee Club 3. Songs ------Boys' Glee Club 4. The Kazoo Horns ------Girls' Glee Club
J. :\loving Picture ------Ha:old Lloyd Comedy 6. Music __ ------Colby Legion Band 7. Sally and Si at the Circus (Duet) ------· ______------Carol Behnke and Stanley Smith After the vaudeville a dance was given. Everyone en joye9 dancing to thu strains of the Harmony Five Orchestra. About two o'clock all returned home more than sati fied with the well-spent evening. .. DL\.i\10!\DS ~\l'\D HEARTs·•
JUXIOR CLA~S ('2:n PLAY Colby Opera House
Friday. ~lay :>. 1 H2~
Bernin• Halstead ---- Bessie Wolk
A youn~ lady of ei~htt• en with an atfeetion of the heart, and a lover of fun Amy llal:-tead ----- _ _ __ _ .. __ ------Lois Cook Her sbter, two years young t•r and fond of frolic Inez Gray _ ------i\Ia!·garet Will A young lady visito1· willing to share in fun Mrs. Ilal:-tead Delephine W eix A widow and stepmother to the girls Hannah :\lary Barnes, or "Sis'' ------Inez Cook A maiden who keep · house for her brother Dwight Bradley ___ ------Eugene Schmutzler A fortune hunter, .:\Irs. Ilabtead'. son by a former marriage Dr. Burton ------Harold Fricke A young physician Sammy __ Milford Loo::; The darkey bell-boy in the Ilalstca,l home Ab!"aham Barnes or ''Bub" ______.: ______Stanley Smith A Yankee farmer, still unmarried at forty a diamond in the rough Attorney ------Clarence \Veidenhoeft Sheriff ------______------~Ich• in Guenther
A 'T I- A pleasant par lor in the city home of the Habteads. A T II Kitchen in the old Barnes farmhouse. ACT III Same as Act I.
This is any interesting play of love and diamonds. The doetor falls in love at first sight with Be1·nice, and Bernict• is equally in lo,•e with the doctor. Then as the p1ot develops Bernice anll the dol'tor nH•et in the old farm hou::;e, where Bernice is boarding while teaching school at the little country :-chool house. It is here that the villain, through a clen'J' :-;cheme, is able to place the guilt of stolen diamonds upon tht· in nocent Bernice. But Bub uncovers the plot again:-;t Bernice and the-villain b disposed of. \Vhilc the doctor and Bernice arc ma¥ried. There is just Pnough conwdy on the part of the m·g ro, Sis aJI(l Bub, to make the play real entertaiuing. .. .MY IRISH ROSE .. SENIOR CLASS ('23) PLAY Friday, April 27, 1923 Colby Opera Hom:;e
CHARACTERS REPRESE:-.:TED Colum :\1cCormack ------Hany Bentle!· A prosperous Irish farnH'r of County Kilclan• Maurice Fitzg-erald Clan•nce W eidenhoeft A ri('h young- Dublin artist Terry Creig-an Eug-ene S('hmutzler
~1cCormack's nephey, a young Irish patriot in exile Mr. Archibald Pt•nnywitt ____ Stanley Smith A wealthy Eng-lish tourist .;\lr. :\lichael Pepperdin<• ------;\lilforcl I.oos An eminent Dublin barrister
Shawn ~1cGilly .l\lelvin Guenther The laziest man in County Kildare Ann :\1ary :\1cCo: mack ------__ Lois 'ook Colum 's sister, with a true Irish heart The Widow Hannig-an ------_ Margaret Will With money in the bank and an eye on Colum Eileen Fitzg-erald _ _ _ _ _ Lucile Lueloff A Dublin heiress Lady Ag-nes Barricklow Delephine Weix Who hesitates at nothing Peg-een Burke _ ------_ _ ----- Inez Cook A servant on the :\lcCormack farm Rose Crcig-an Hellen Statfney A Wild Irish Rose
ACT 1- "St. Patrick's Day in the morning.'' A T II- "The Kerry Dance." ACT III- "The Last Rose of Summer."
A play of the shamrock, the lads ant! colleens; true Irish hearts, and Erin go bragh. An appealing- story of an Irish a·istocrat who marries a little country girl against the advice of his friends. The sub-plot car ries the sympathetic narrative of a brave Irish exile. Combines pathos, ~<·ntimcnt, dramatic action, log-ical climaxes and broad but clean comedy. The part of Rose is very rich in its warmth, infection of spirit and comedy. .Jl ~lOR PRU~I. 1H22
The .Junior Prom was held at the Colby Opera Hou:-::e on May 1:2, 1922.
The banqet was gi\'en at the ~ ehoff Hotel at 7:00 o'clnck. The dining room wm; beautifull.v decorated in orange and black. The class flower was daigy.
The dance wa~ held at the Colby Opc:a Hou:c. Th ~ Para mount Orehestra furnished the musie.
The hall was decorated in orange and black with CYer gretns o\'er the windows and in front of the orehesira. Our motto, "Pep," \'vas written in large orange letters on a black background. Confetti was thrown about the room at about 11 ::30. Lunch was se:·\'ed by members of the .Junior 'lass.
This is the first Prom of the Colby High Sehool that was made publie and it pro\•ed to be a great . uccess. \\'ALOHI CA~1P FIRE
\\'ork, Health, Love- \Voh lo: TheRe our watchwords e'er shall be; \York, Health, Love-\Vohelo: \Ve will \\'Ork for thee. Good luck, Kodawapa; to our camp we'll e'er be true; Good luck, \Vohelo-\Ve'll be true to you. The first meeting of \Valohi Chapter of Camp Fire Girls was held Nov. 21, 1922. At which the following members were present: i\Ii s Blanchard ------Guardian Marian George ______------Chee-Chee-\Vat-Ah Hellen Staffney ------Sno Qualm Irma Hemtz __ _ ------Tewa Margaret Rein ------____ Polikelie Sylvia Z.llmann ------Too Lux Nina Allan ------· __ Kiama Margaret Krepsky ------\Vaukon Berneita Bngg::; ------\Vanaka Evelyn " 7etmorc ------'Minnehaha COLBYITE
IMA(a; It was a night of nights , the moon wa,; ol a milky \\ hitcncs~. but clear as t•rystal. The midnight blue of the sky was a-twinkle with myriads of stars th.tt looked like a huge blue gem inlaid with costly diamonds. The air fai! ly overflowed, so full of irwig orating fn•shness was it; \\hile . he \\at('!", a shade more dark than tht• :-:ky, rcth•cted in it the moon and stars, making it aprwa1· likt• the sky of another wodd, perhaps the roof of the pahH'P of the Ki 11 g of Jt'i:-hes. 'l he bi~ ship lay ant hon•d. Only tht> litlle wavelets washed he!· sides, eausing a ~entle rocking motion, a::; if in ant.eqla.ion of the new lLt• \\ hteh was born on board that night. l:pon just sueh a night was tlw duughter of Captain Wondt•r ho"n. But <•l \s' or it :: THE RE\VARD The air was fillEd with shcutn < nrl laughter of ~h:Idl·cn's voices a:; the group of fa~h1cnable and well-to-do people moved slO\vly along the wharf. The group consisted of l\lr. Blackstone, a Bo:!ton millionaire; Ha_·old, his son; .Mrs. Black~tone, a fashionable old lady, and Emily tevens, the girl \vhom Harcld loved. "\ianv times he had asked her to btcome his wife but she had always wanted more time to think it over. She cared for him, that he knew, but how much'? That was the question in his mind now. He p!ctured himself at his own fire.5ide with Emily near his side and his son building cities with blocks. He suddenly came to earth again when he heard a cry and several childi~h ~creams. Two child_·en, a little boy and his smaller sister, had ventmcd too near the edge. The girl had slipped and dragged her brother along with her into the icy water. Harcld sprang into the water without even removing his coat. He wa an expert swimmer ~md soon had the girl safe on the wharf. He imme diately retu~ned for the boy. He managed to gra~p the child and hold his head above water, although he, himself, was nearly exhausted. His ,.,.·ater soaked clothes greatly retarded his movements. The struggling man with his limp and almost lifeless burden disappeared beneath the surface. Emily, frantic with terror, ran to the edge of the wharf, but wa held firmly in the g1a.::.p of 1\1:·. Blackstone. His face was ashen. Not once did he raise his eyes from the spot where his son had disappeared. All were so horrified by the sight they had just witnessed, that they did not see the approaching life boat. Presently it was right under their cteady gaze. The head of Harold appeared above the surface. He wa · quickly seized by one of the crew and dragged aboa ·d. Although exhau~ted and almost unconscious he still held the boy in his grasp. He now fainted from exhaustion. \\ Scheel began ____ _ Sept. 5 Freshman Recention Sept. Sophomore Return ______------_____ Oct. Carnival ______------______Oct. 27 Thanksgiving Vacation ------_ Nov. :~0 to Dec. 4 Christmas Vacation ------· Dec. 22 to Jan. 8 Farewell Party ____ ------.Jan. 19 Vaudeville ___ ------______Feb. 20 Easter Vac~tion ------J.\Iarch 24 to April 2 Senior Play ------_ ------April 27 Junior Banquet ____ ------:May 11 .Junior Class Play __ ------\lay 25 Baccalaureate Sermon ------May 27 Commencement ------May :n ..., chool Picnic ------June 1 COl\11\IENCEl\lENT PROGRAM Till R DAY, i\IA Y :n, 192:~ Colby Opera House 8 o'Clock P . .M. 1. alutatory ------____ ------:\Iargaret \\'ill 2. la~~ History ------Lucile Lueloff :3. Oration __ ------Clarence \Yeidenhoeft 4. Vocal Duet ------Inez Cook and tanley mith 5. Class Poem ------1V1arian George 6. Class Prophecy ------ Hellen taffney, Delephine \Veix, Milford Loos 7. Piano Solo ------_____ --- Lois Cook 8. Oration _____ ------Eugene chmutzler 9. The Class Grumbler ------~1el\· in Guenthe:· 10. The Class \Vill ------Louise Daines 11. Presentation of Diplomas ------~Ir. E. D. Loos 12. Valedictory ------____ 1\Iary Fuller ANNUAL STAFF Editor in Chief ___ _ ~largaret Will Assistant Editor ------Inez Cook Business Manager ------Eugene Schmutzler Assistant Business .Manager _ ------i\1elvin Guenther Adverth;ing Manager ------__ Clarence \Viedenhoeft Humor ------Hellen Staffney Athletics ::\1ilfo: d Loos Agsistant Athletics ------______:\larian George l\lusic __ ------___ ------___ Lois Cook Art ------Stanley Smith Photographs ------ _ Delephine \Veix Calendar _ --~------_ Louise Daine:.; Alumni Miss Blanchard Faculty Ad vigor ___ _ ::\1r. Bender APPRECIATION The editorial staff desires to thank the entire student body for their willingness and co-operation in helping to make our annual a success. E::;pecially do we wish to thank the entire faculty for thei: assigtance. The annual board expresses their thanks to our advertis- ers and hopes our readers \vill patronize them. THE STUDE~T' ' S\\ A~ SO~ G (Parody on Longfellow's "Psalm of Life.") Tell me not while" smiling cheer'ly ~ot enjoyment, only sorrow, "Hi~h school life's a paradise!" Is our lot, while day by day, For behold the students weary We are wishing that tomorrow And note their despairing eyes. Find us far from profs away. Tests arc tough, they make us weary. s( c tht>ir faces, WO!"ll an I moulding, And our hearts, once stout and brave, Protruding cheekbones, hollow eyes; Are so tired, sad and dreary, Still you see, their forms beholding, Soon they'll claim an ea!'ly grave. "High School life's a paradise!" But we bear out lot in silence, Work and study, sigh and moan, Profs are C!'uel! Profs are tyrants, While the profs fore'er are knocking, Just their looks fill me with dread, Filling up our heads of bone. La:-;hing the poor, tembling students With a knowledge that'd make Cicero With knowledge till their brains are dead. Turn with jealousy to green, But the saddest of things is, though Trust no prof, although he's smiling, It leaks out as it drops in. Though he acts so, ah, so kind; Lives of good frien:is gone remind us, Inwardly he is a demon, Friends that traverse now the land, Fiendish thoughts pos~ess his mind. That we'll leaw, lik<• thc·y. ht>hind us , ALC.\1 I CLASS OF 18 8 H a ttit> I>ahlhPrg-Corvall i. , Or~. Etta Hutchin~on Otwdl Lan:-;ing-, :\lich. WinifrPd Davis B-i\ladison George Rlr.nchanl- Edgerton. J c:-;sil' Cole Lamont DPcease CONSECH.\ TED TO The conceited, cockeyed, cada\'eran, cabbage-headed 'har lie Chaplin Cronies, who taper clownishly through the ta\'er nous classes, clad in calico and camb ~·i<.:, and who clamor can did!~· cajoling Cahoots with <.:le\·er <:Odgers, calling for complex comedies or tharades, chuckling churlishly, coltishly calling forth cachinnation; and to the conHcientious coud-hcarted crabs who constantly chat and confess conceit, collapsing complete !~· when confronted cp ~·emoniously by childish common-sense; eherishing and compelling their companions to co THE FACULTY OF Hl:J:3 Exterior Decoration ------Lois Cook Coquetry ------______Lucile Lueloff Fussology __ ------___ l\Iarian Geo: ge Aesthetic Dancing ___ ------i\Icl\'in Guenther i\Iirroralogy __ ------_ ------Inez Cook Ilii' l\larga:-et \Yill's will wills three-fourths of her teaching abilitv to "be and be able." The other fourth is to lw donate to the A · l·m· Ea~t Relief. Stanley Smith will two feet of his height to Casey .Jones. He still has six feet left he~ides his "two feet." Louise I >aines wills her wi~~dom to Professor Render. He now signs his name Profe~sor Bender Ph.D., L.L.l\1. l\Iarian George wills her hou 'ekeeping- ability to her lwn pecked hu ·band. ...1elvin must have changed his mind about being a bacht>lor. Lut:ile LuPloff has willed the switch from the telephoiH' switehbomd to her hut:bancl to use on the chil Inez Cook wills her C-0-l- -E-T-R Y to Frederick Frome . .:\Iaybe he'll be able to talk for himself. 1\Iilford Loos wills his fooli~hncss to-not to a Senior the~· ha\·e too much now. Lois Cook wills her atfection for Phv~ics to 1\Ir. Olson. \Ye wonder if he likes it any more. · Delephine \Yeix wills her ladylike manners to Violet D. nut you can't make a lctmb out of a lion. )!elvin Guenther wills his a:gumentati\'e ability to Sher lock Holmes. Do you ·uppo ·e he'll be able to prove to the \\ orld that the earth is round'! Hellen Staffney wills her charming personality to Caroline 1 n ( hn ·<'. which, when coupled with what she alreadv has, will ... ., .. ke her so Yi\';) ciou~ she won't "know what to do with herself. rlarencc \Yiedenhoeft wills his trapping abilitv to the nub·· t.c ;n general. If cYeryone learns to use it-won't there he a • lot of pea:·s (pairs) . :::-t udyirw Lydia. La uglmr..\' l' uol. 'I alki• g l\Targard. (; ig~ ling- Inez. Fussing I• 1 ickP. Ask.n.:, Quest:ons Hellen. Wl'iting Letter - ~Iii. Pumpin~-Loi . (;oing 'J o ~tovie -Kopplin. '1\•ll:ng ~to ie :\liss Gil<>s. Tornwnting <;iris in Bookkeeping C'la '>' Doys. J)arcin)..!' Carman. I \\0'-.I>EH-'! -if :\!r. Ol~ou put in nn .1ppbcation for a position down at Unity. -if an:v of the Ranwos in school han• a chanep with their .Juliets. - if F~·ancis Will'~ long hair has J.:rnwn ~hort. -if .\fpldn G. still studi<>s Psyehology. -if Clnrcnc<• still loves the girls. -how the girls keep the powder on. -how peopll' stayed on the earth before the law of gravity was passNI. -if Harold ~it•hotf still has an inten•st in i\Tilwaukl'c. -if :VOU )O\'l' nH'. -wh'y snme people n1 e always falling for some1,ody. - what life i ·? One darn thin'! af .er another. -what Ion"! i. ? Two dam thinzs after each other. -if W<•'re lol'ked m'? Don't smih•; you ciOit't know anything about it. DOVIS Don't go into tht• library to :-;tudy. It is only intended as a re:5t room, and a plan• to vi!'iit with your f!"iends. \\hen you go into thP libnuy, don t put tlw magazirw:-; in place that's the lrbranan's job. Don't tear up your notes; somt• one might put them togethe~. l>on t ust' the telephone, t•xceth when ;\t iss Blanchard Is out of the library. tion't talk poultry in Agrit-ul ~ un• Class, you might lt•arn too mu<·h about Chi<'kens. THI"\(,S \\ E PHO.\IISED '\OTTO TELL:- Why Sylvia doesn't gt•t thin. Why Olson takl•s so many trips to Gn•enwoocl. ·why hwz is quiet for five consPeuti\'c minutes. \\'hy i\liss Andt•rson is so gt•rwr ous wi. h shovthand assig·nments. Why i\laq!aret W. is sueh a CRAB wlwn shl' tl'aCh('s. Whv Walh .\1. isn't iatt• for school \\'h.y Ruben doesn't curl his hair. S t'l p an I tht• world ~deeps with you; Sno e- and you slet•p alone. lit•: "\l:l\ I haw the rwxt danct• with yo:.~?'' f>hl': '''-:o; I m partrcular with whom I danee." He: "I m not; that's \\ hy I asked you." 1 92:~ CL \SS PROPHECY :JO 1 E \RS HE:\ CE 1\Iar:::: arl't Will Xow they call her Grandmother Marge. Eugene Schmutzle•· - Is now bt•ing whct•led around in a whet>l ehair, his fet· ~ ha\'ing g·ivt•n out from try ing to dodgt• the girls. Hellen ::,tan ney- ls now teaching cht>mist•v awl calt·ulus at Chic~igo Uniwrsity; wonder if it's· right for a 1.\ irl to t arvc out ht•r own futun• "! l\lt•lvin Guenther- Is still su<"Ct't>ding in clo·lgin;r work. Int>z Cook ~ow W<'ars th•·ee pairs of spectacles and is teaching school at Rump".ls Ridge. Lois Cook- Has incn•ascd tht> tailors pay'? Po\\ dt•r is hard on men's suits. Louise Daines- Has good qualifi<·ations but is still single. . \I at ian G<>org-e Still thinks Physics and Grt•<>k a•·p svnonvms. St WHAT Ot..:R TEACHERS S \Y- Kopplin- "You all know the rule. You put one Anderson- ''Good Heavens Class, bang your book:; hand up and jump with the other." around a little more quietly!!!" Bender-"~ow jst get that right out of your head." Bahl- All those sitting in empty · seat~. please Blanchard- "How many of you are interegted in stand." the making of matches?" Oh;on- "~iver mind thet neow." '1\\ 0 LOVE S( E:'\ ES Tht>y s trolh•d thl' lane together Sh<• turrwd her ~oft pyes toward him And bri ~ htly shone the star· And Ion• was on her brow 1·.1e y str-olled the lane togpthe r For he was the farmer'~ hi~ed man And for her ht• opened th<• bar. And sht· ------A .JERSEY COW! The moon shone bright. that sumnwr ni~,!:.t A~ ht- stood bt•sidt• her thc•re II p•· P.Yl'S were tH ig-ht and soft an1l brown With low that ming·led there. Ill prpssed her hc•ad against his hn•ast She• was so humble and so mc•c•k Jlis heart bPat high withi.1 his bn•ast As hc•r swec·t b¥cath touched his che<'k. ":-..c•llil'," said he. "With vour soft cvc•s An I :vour brown hair · · 0~ all t"he cows out a ~ the fai•· I'm sure you will take• the prize.'' HOBBIES Gosse-Coaxcd to play tht• piano. Inez- Laughing· while speaking. Carman-Swapping his cor net for a tooth Brush ~Iiss Anuerson- Watching the prices of furniture. Milfo¥d The ladies· man. H<•llen- Contradicting the teachers. Irma Look for her in Heintz's < a r ned goods. Clarence- Raising a moustache . .Myra Says "F•·pcklps were attracte'l by blush•s!" :\1r. Olson- Studying the timetables of the Soo to Ficke- Baking pies. G: eenwood. FranC'es- Talking over the events of Sunday night. Emma- Blushing. Ellis Studying after midnight. Boobie-Buying },air tonic. Bondo\\ Pretending to be important. LO\ E S LESSO'\ LEAIL\ED 8:00 P. ~1. Above ~fa's footwear thumps the floor. A timid rap. ('Tis no:hin~ nc•w.) 11::30 P. M. "Hello, Hellen, how are you?'' A father's vvi<'e, a painful whoop 10:00 P. M. An ai!·y flight from off the stoop. A boy, a match, a strong cigaret, A moment of bliss, then gloom. (Later) A doctor, a nurse. a coffin, a hearse• A mound and thc•n a tomb. l\l:v•·a: Well, I guc•ss I know a few things E~·<'lvn Well, I g·uess I know as few things as anybocly. Lov(.! is such a funny thing, When I'm dead and planted, It's something like a lizard, Afar from earthly din, It win:ls itself around your heart, By Miss Blanchard, I'll hear enchanted And niobles at your gizzard. "Hand your History (4) note-books in." THI~GS YOl CAYT DL\GI~E Lydia composing ragtime. Stanley in evening clothes. Ervin \Veller keeping "mum" in class. Casey six feet in his sox. Eleanor wi:hout her rouge. Foolish getting a hair cut. :\!elvin acting like a man in History Class. Alma with a g-rouch. .:\Iargaret trying to act businesslike. \\ISD0-'1 OF CHILDRE'\ Dan, who was about three year~ old at the time, had been tol1! several times ·by his father not to talk to the ice man, who was decidedly not adverse to the usc• of p~ofane lang-uage. However, Dan per sisted and when told by his mother thatthe ice man didn"t go to Sunday school and wasn't a good man, he replied: "But, mother, I'm sure he is a good man. The other day when the horse s~epp('d on his foot he sat down on th(' <'Urh and talked to Goci about the hor~e fo::- the long-est time.'' Dear Swl•l•theart: to bl•stow, but I do not desire to imagine it at yo..1r sl•rv1ce. I could not otfer it to any one more im ons1s.ent than you! self and be The great love I have to express for you capable oi doing JUStice to myself and family. i: false and I lind my inditference toward you I tninK yoa a1 e aware of the fact that inc ::- eases daily. 1 ht; more I see of you the more I speak ·sinc('l'ely and hope you will favor me by you appear to my eyes an object of contempt. 1\\o.ding me. \ou neeJ not trouble yourself a.1out 1 feel myself in every way disposed and de termined to hate you. answetm ~ thi · letter as your letter IS always full of Jmpel tinence and have not a shadow of (That) Our last conversation has w.t and good sense and believe me left an impression on my mind, which by no mean~ I am sony to say it is impossible for me impressed me of the extremely high standa•d of your to be character. Your loving sweetheart. Your temper would make me unhappy P. S. I suppose you we ~ e very mq •.usitive and If you and I were united, I would expect nothing bu read .111 of thi · letter. I only intended that you hatred of my friends addei to the everlastin·.r dis should read every othe¥ line. Please read carefully. pleasure of living with you. I have indeed a heart and t:~elieve me to me. Yo.Jr loving sweetl .~ art. 0-0-0-000H!!! The night was dark and ~tormy The thunder loud did roar A n t! many people died that night That nc\·er died before. To be called a noisy girl for a change.-Carol B. A hero for next year.- ;\largaret R. A dimple eradicator.- utie i\1. A steady girL- Bert. A good hair dye- Carman L. A marcel wave.- Hellen S. A steady man.- Irma H. Something to make my moustache grow.-Eli D A curl remover.-Ruben L. A long st¥etch of smooth, straight road, that's all. I have the other two.- Clarence \V. Some Dandcrine to make my hair ftatter.-\Vm. Olson. Mi s Baht's method of flirting with her eyes.- Emil Luchterhand. }' R:\'\ KLI~'S LE SO~ 0 " T H E VALI;E OF T IME Dost thou love lift•? Then. do not squander time, for that is the stuff PERSO~ \ L ~orma L.- "A maiden meek and mild." Hellen S.- "When dreams come true." Alma L. "A blushing l'heek bespeaks a modest mind." .lilford L.-'• Basketball first." Cutie :\L- "Hi!'; highe!';t aim- a basket." Art K.- "A worker who gets results." Bernitta B.-"Tact and neatnes::; become a lady." Emma L.- "If tactness were money, I'd be a multi- millionaire." :\!elvin G.- "Girls delight me not." Lois C.- "I should worry- but I don't." Eugene S.- "The world know· little of it · great n1en." Selma E.- "She's a jolly good fellow." Yetive B.--"Quiet as a mouse." Ellis R.- "Silence Abbreviated." .:\Iargaret K.- "I look and am rather serious." :\targaret W.- "1 look serious and am serious." F.,\ VORITE SO'\(;S THI.\(,S I WOlTLD LIKE TO SEE Just Bt•fon• the Battle, ~lothcr Somt·one who doesn't like vacatiOn. I I ist ory Cia ::::~ Evcl\ n Tesmer getting taLer. ___ ------:\ll·dit•val .. 1 o;m't know" <.l!opped trom recitat ion classes. 1 Lost the BPst Pal that I Ha I ------Inez All tr~t· bovs with thei,. hair t·urled . Whisp('ring _ BubP L. •John Luko.wlcZ gut Vl' and silent. One Wondt•Jful ~1ght !Ielll·n S. }<, t ov BrPllm on time. 1 Want to Linr. t•" Lt·o F. ::; tboy here t•very day. 1 BITS 01' '\0'\SE'\SE It w a s midnig ht on the oeean . ot a :s. II·Pt ca ~ wa:-> in s1 ~ ht '1 he sun wa · s hin in~ brightly J• or it 1auwd all uay that ni,!! hl. 'Twas a :umme r':s dav in winter '1 he s now was rauimg fas t A s a ba vefoot bov with shoes on Stood, :< ittm~ o'n the grass. 'Twas t•v e nin ~- the risin~ sun Was setting in tlll' \Vt•st Whe n all the fishes in the tn•t•s Y\<'('re t·uddll'.l in , heir nests . . ThP rain eanH' shining- down 'I hP sun was po,Hing bri11.ht Ani l n•ry thin; that we could st•e was hi WHAT \\OULD YOU THI~K: LOVE (' \KE If everyont• was here on time? Takp ont• armful of pretty girls If Mil.. was found talking to a boy instead of a 1 I on• I v fare gi!'i in tht• hall? ~ lau.:hing blut• ey<•s If Chick would pick up his feet when he walks'? 2 rosv chl'eks If \Vallv G. was serious once? :Z lips. (Results a~ astonishing.) If Lois ·wa~n't bo~~ing? If larencc was without a girl'? Fro~ting Take one piece of dar k piazza A little moonlight Press in one strong hand " \~T ADS :Z little soft ones (so as to attract attention) :Z oz. of romance An alarm dock for }largaret. :Z whispers Less school hours in the day.- :\lil. L. Dissolve % doz. glances in a quantity of hesita A pair of stilt:-;- Casey. tions also 2 oz. of yielding. Place kisst•s on a flushed A pe• manl' t excuse for tardine:-;s- Leo F. l'heek or 2 lips. Flavor with a little :scream. Set :\lore Dates -~1argaret K. asidt• to cool. St"'\'l' after dark. A girl Stt•n• :\I. -H. I. s. '23. Kopplin-"\\'ht•n you cxamim• a dog's lungs undl'r ~1iss Blant>hard "GiYe t•xamplt•s of double neg a mkroscope, what do you find'?" ati\'Ps." "asey JonE:'s ··The st•at of h.s pan~s. I suppo e." Fro.·h-"1 don't know no1w." Clarence-(To Irma at show)-"Irma, tell that :'\ ewlywed- "Why don't you make the hrcad that man to take hi:- arm away from around your waist." me ht·r ust•d o n ake?" Irma-"Tcll him yourst••f. Hl''s a pcrfeet stranger .;\Irs. :\t•wlyw<.> THE F \Cl'LTY Tlw FACULTY 1s a hard-working bunch And right he··c I'll give you a littil- hum·h And if you ;;tay in the COLBY HIGH SC HUOL You've got to work, and not be a fool. .:\1 ,•• Bender. Prof., is right tht>rt', One word too much, ar.d he's in the air But just the same he s a good scout That's enough or I'll go the back door out. ::\!iss Blanchard, for English, is a regular fright You have to be can•ful to gl•t your ve::-bs right But shl•'s there just thl• same, In the teat•hing game. Why does .:\liss Anderson continue to teach'? The young- men must know that she's a peach Once in a while she does get "mad" But you would, too, if red hair you had. Rosy eheeked l\lbs Bahl For her tht> fpllows fall She makes w; sob 'Cause teaehing history is her job. ~ow here's for good old Kopp:in, Oh, wht•n• will I be:dn? } or Athletics, he's the one, \Vhen he's around, "Ain't We Got Fun'?" )lr. Olson's a jolly sport He's full of life an·! pep. And when there's any eats a•·o:.tnd llp"s alway:-< there·, you bet. -F... -\. \V. '25 BE~ EATH THE 'IISTLETOE They stood beneath tlw mistletoe And knew not what to do For he was five fpet tall And she was six feet two. -· ...... ·• ...... ,...... ·-· ... ·-· ...... ' ..... ' . ' ' ...... ·-· . ·• .. ·-·-··-· ... . W'e i; i i EXPERIENCE OF ! . ! . .... 23 Y E ARS ! . i i . i i . . } OF B \l'J Kll\ G SEHVICE i. our bank connEctions and the close personal touch with succeRsful business which that service has maintained, is at your ,en·ice at this Bank. i . ; i R~gardleRs of what your business problem may be, its correct solution probably has been reached in one way or another in the cour 'e of our experience. Our advice, our help, is fre e !~' at ~· our disposal, whether you are a custome" of this Bank or not. CoLBY STATE BANK ESTABLISHED 1900 Colby. Wisconsin ! . . ! ShL "\\'hy, it's only six o'clock. I told you to conH' Li.tlt• j!tains of powdl''"• to suppt•r." L!ttlt• dobs of pain~ He-"'1 hats what I came after." l\Iakl• Lois Cook's <.. omph•xion Look ilkl• what il really ain't. Country Cou::;in ( Baeking out of ball"oom )-"I'm sorr:v I t·ntt•n•d this a pat tment." lhs Sousi-1-"W hy, th.s is tlw ballroom. What \:\ \:\ \TO:\liCAL ERROR did vou th nk it was'?" A courtmg \H'nt our youthful :\1il, ~untrv C ousin-"Goo ~Jr. Cl::;on is a VlT\' nice man lit• ptt•acht•s and p;ea('hes as much as he can. The Eskimo slt•t•ps in his little bt•tn skin and ket•p:- Vl't y warm I am told. La~t nil!.ht 1 slept in my little bare skin and caught a terriblt• cold. lit took ht•r rowing on tlw Jakl', ht• vowed she go no more. Ht• askd her why-her answer was: "You only hugged the shore." "\\"t•ll, Carman, what did you learn in school to dav'?" =·Lots of thing-s that wert• jakP, imt t•specially al ways to say: Yes, ma'am ar d '\o, ma'am." "Oh. you did?" "Yep." Tea< he• "What is the d<•ath rate ht•re in olbv? '' Pupil- "Same as <'V<•rvwhl'rc else, I suppose, ·O!l<' dt•ath for CY<. ry person.'' YOU C.\:\ ALWAYS TELL QL\R.\:\Tl:\E l:\:\ECESS.\RY You can always tell a St•nior Proud ..\lother-"Oh, my son took geometry from She is so !'edatelv dressed you, didn't he?" · You car always tell a .Junior Bemler-"Pardon me, he wa::; exposed to it but ~ r'e wav she ·wells he" chest. he never took it." ' 1.. n • . .... ys tcil a Ft eshman By hPr timid looks and such; You can always tell a Sophomor<', Olson-"What kind of air would be the warmest?" But you cannot tell her much. Art K.-"Hot air." .·:. . :.:: ::: :.::: :.:.:::::::: : ~::::::::::::::.::::::::: . = ~= :.:::.:.:.: .-:·: :-:: :..:; ! . I ~! ' Courteous Treatment . i A ,.! ..! i . i SQUARE l. i i -· . i DEAL !.. .; Prompt Service . . .! ! ! ! .... i Your Checking and Savings !- • Accounts Solicited .! ! $r.oo or More Will Start a SAVINGS ACCOUNT We Pay Three Per Cent Interest We rent Safe Deposit Boxes at les~ than one cent per day MAY WE SERVE YOU SECURITY STATE BANK COLBY, WISCONSIN . . . ·....-· ...... KODAK FINISHING i i Films ®Supplies Kodak as you go- Every road takes you to Pictures C. A. NELSON Colby Drug Store . ! i j ...... ' i. : :- :· : :: : :: : :- : ...... ~ ...... WE \\ ()'\ D ER W HY Stiff:\.• thinb he can box·~ Miss. Bah! does not usc long: words'? 'Tiw .Junwrs a•·e all fig·hting: about the Prom? The Colby All-Star '1 cam didn t succeed'! Irn a is against dancing: all of a sudden? ::\ ic hoff don t go to sleep the third period any more., Foolish thinks g-lasses are a Jl!'O~edion? Olson clidn 't operate on his Rat? Balh<•im disguises ht>r eomplexion? Leo aud Rastus don't stay in the basement a whoh• period? ::\III goes to Unity? Donald Horn don't walk Pidgen-Toed? X <•ihoff and Hellen are inst>parable? Stiff don't get as tall as Ca '<'Y '? All the mice a!·e in Olson's room? Donald Zitlmann and Emil are always fighting? Lizzi(• and Carman don't dye their hair red? Slabby quit school? ::\lyra don't get freckled? A !·t don't use a good era:- Dearest Frit•nd---- .Must answt"' your most \H•komt• letter Which I n•ci<'v- a long- tinw ago. Oh, not so very Ion~ ag-o. 'Why was it you that sent me such a short le~te•·'? Do you mean to give me up'! 1 b('lit>w it, for you don't Write like always. How is <'Vl'ry body in ----? Thanks for that Valentine you :-;ent me. Can you play on th<• piano, \\'t• :p·e going to 's Sunday. \laybe I'll go along. - --· wants nw to <·omt•. 1 don't go to st•t• the girls, for you no I couldn't do that on account of you honey. :\lotlwr is making d(H•nuts, tht•y smell real goo(), I'll say. Kxcuce me for not writing· any sooner. For I n·aly was Kept very buisy st:.~dying the Village Blacksmith, had to learn it all for grammar. --- - dew a car. It's a funny look in .r animal in the book. }.laybe all tho!'e are going to tht• state fair. She dn•w in just a short time. She wrott· a letter 11uite a num b<•r all rl'ady. Ou, Ia, Ia. I gut•s.· i'll dos<•, From yours only I hope I still Jon· you evPry day and hoyw you do to. xxxxxxxxxxxx & ::;o forth. __ Dearest ---- ·-...... , ...... •' ...... i ··,.· · ' I .. i j ! . . i . ! Economy - Comfort 0. R. BRIGGS I . i Beauty ! . I . i ! : Three features of the, ': ! ! OPTO~J ETHIST ! . 0 I i i COI.HY WIS. i i Buick . .; i i I . i .. ! ! ! . SALES '& SERVICE i i . : Office At . ~ Also - Auto - Tires and ! ! . ! Gasoline ; ; Colby Drug; Store . •i . i ! ! TEL. lO. 1-3 !.! . : .. I . : . ;• i . Colby Buick Co. l'or Ap{)Ointment ...... •...... ·•··· THE HATTLE OF BULL IUT:\ In .i\hu yland not ~o long ago, It i~ not t :ue, but yet 'tiH RO, wa~ fought the grcate~t. hottest battle That e'er took place 'twixt man and cattle. On the post the rooster crew; Through the woods the north wind blew; By the fence stood farmer and ~on, Before the Battle of Bull Run. Said the farmer to hi~ ~on, "You shoot the bull, I'll hold the gun." Bust :\lister Bull he turned around, And with his forefeet ~tamped the ground. And then. dear f :iend, began the fun, For :\Ii,ter Bull began to run; With might cmd main did he pursue The man and boy, now running too. The farmer's wife, who her1rd the big commotion, Thought Maryland had fall'n into the ocean; o with uplifted vo;ce she cried: ":\Iy husband, oh, come to my ~ide!" But he could not, as you'll read'ly see, For he was high up in a hickory tree, And the bull, who thought not of reterat, He was sitting on a bench beneath. Presenth; to the resuce came A noble bulldog, ''Pug" by name, He began to bark and cough, And bit the big bull's tail right off. Then got him by the 'sophag-us, And nulled out the eplurabus: He bit his leg· and made them crack And sent him to his cowherd back. uch wa~ the B::~ttle of Bull Run. A bull 'gainst bullclf'g. f~rfYler. 3f'ld his son; Such wa~ thn yreCJtP ·t. hottr:t br>ttle That e'er took place twixt man and cattle. -L. C. '2:3. Little tanley and his father had just had a strenuous in terview in the woodshed. "I punish you mer€ly to show my love fo:· you," the father ~aiel. "That's all right," ~aid t anley . . "It's ~ g-good t-t-thing I'm not b-b-big enoug-h t-to return ·our love." · ...... - ...... ,...... -- -...... ,... ,_ . ··-·.. --·· ··-··· ··...... -·· .; ..... ·-·-·····-··· ...... : : ...... ·-· ·-·-· ·-·-· ·-· ·-·-··· ·········· ····-····· .... - ~ .. i"i i "'j ! ! ! . ! ! i. ! ! ! ! I . i I' -! I -; ! . I ! : ! ! !. i i :; ! ! ! ! ! : ... ! Just About Everything ·; ! ! ! .. ! for the High School Miss ; ... ; i'': !..! At no period in her life, perhaps, is a girl so !..! clothes-conscious as at the high school age. And ;; ' why not? Mother heretofore has planned her clothes. Now the High School Miss want to make !. her own selections. Mother \\'ill interpret thi II mood and wisely direct daughter's choice, giving i i her as much latitude as po sible. And if the Junior Mis decides to do her own shopping, she !. !... !..! may rest assured that our styles are cor.. :ect and ' the prices moderate. For instance. . i Canton Crepe. plain or figure ! . ! : ! ! !.! $3.25 to $3 75 !.! . ••' ... Crepe de Chine. plain or figured !.! ~ ! ! . $ 1.59 to $2.50 !.! ! .. ! • • Ratines 39c to 75c ;-•• Tissue Ginghams 50c to 65c ! ! !.! ! . Ginghams 25c to 39c !..! i . . ! KRAUS and KERSTEN i. 'I ! ! · - :·· ...... • • • · - · - ...... • • ...... • • • ... . • • ...... · - . • • · - ...... • ... · - . • .... ': .. ~ · · ! • ! '""! - ~ . . - · - ~ t ! ...... ·-· ...... ·• ...... ,; ...... ·..-· ·..-·.-... ·.·...... ··· .... .' L I I :.! .! ! SAY .. ..I • .! .1 IT !. ; ; !.... ' • i ..• WHILE ••~ ~ i i ! • ..:' ~ DANCING ! ••~ ! I I Li • ! And you will say it-that you've never hefore en ! • joyed such dance music as the latest records of the ' XEW EDISO~. ~ ! Snappy fox-trots straight from Broadway and ! ! dreamy Waltzes that make you dance.. Decide for ! ! yourself, and hear them at. ! ! ;-;I I F. W. Lt.:eloff, Colby, W:s. . ! ...... ' ...... ;...... •· ...... ·-...·-· .. ·-·-· . ·-··· :.:::J PERHAP ~lR. EDI 0~ C \X TELL l.'S The Class in Anc it>nt History was reciting "\vill someone give me the principal dates in Ro man History?" Where a man can buy a cap for his knee'! A hand went up: "The p· inc·ipal date was the date Or a key for a lock of his hatr '! ::\lark Antony had with Cleopatra." Can his eye be called an academy Because there are pupi.s there? In the crown of his head what gems are found? Who travels the b¥idge of his nose? Haold X.- ''Will yo•J be my- '' Can he use when building the roof of his house She "0 Dear! This is so sudden. Give me time The nails on the end of his toes? to- " Harold ~ .- ":\1y partner in the next dance?" Sh - "Time to catch mv breath after that Ia. t If so, what did he do? Fox T!·ot, they're so strenuous, you know." Can the crooks of his elbO\\'S be sent to jail? How does he sharpen h!s sho•1lder 1-tlades? To be sure, I don't know, do you? Can he sit in the shade of the palm of his hand? Bender (In Geometry, thoughtfully scratching his Or beat the drum of his ear? head). Does the calf on his le!.!S eat the corn on his toes? I'll get something yet." If so. why not grow corn on the ear? Knut- "Xo¥man, you seem to take a great deal of Conceit- It's an awful strain to keep from kissing interest in Sylvia .Zillman lately.'' you. ~orman-"Yes, if I take the interest now, I may lmp1'udence- Don't hurt yourself. have the principal some day.'' •• If-Fri('ke bakes, will Inez and Lois Cook? If they :FE:\ll'il E FA TOTU:\1 .n n 't then .\I argarct and F¥ances Will. If • h h:nt her knee, would Wantla Bahl? If-She was :tiff w:.1ld Harry Be:;d er? With a hair p'n a woman can do I saw a couple go down the street. It's Leone And .Most thin~s on earth. Here are a few: 'e¥-son, her olson, William. Pick a lock, ar.d pull a cork! Cut a pie and make a fork! I f-Her first name \S Pearl, is her last name Button? Put up c:rtains, rake a fire! If-Carman is humorous, is Edwin Witte'! Tinker with an auto tire! If-Casey's name is ::\1ilward, how can it be George? Scour the kitchen pots an3 pans! If-I play in a ban·!, will I play Donald's Ho:.-n? Take up cmpe:s, open cans! Clean the chimney of a lamp! If-He i · well, is Ervin Weller? Saw a cake and jab a tramp! If -Irma is H(•intz, L . he one of the 57 varieties? Peel an apple, rake a grate! i\lillcrs arc bugs. Walter i · a :\1ueller. Hun~ up pictures on a plate! Elephants have hides. Has .Ma!·garet (a) Rein? Swead the butter, varnish floors! Fix the hinges on the doors! If-~1ilford is a him, and a hymn is a song, what is Do up baby, beat an egg! Carol? U ·e it as she would a peg! If-Eleanor flirts. will she Get you ( Guctsrhow)? Button g·loves. sew, darn and knit! If-Ray fox trots, will Clara Kowalk? :\lake the children's t!'ousers fit! Yawning chasms reconcile! If-Lois runs, will Francis Chase? Keep receipted bills on file! If-Flowers are fragrant, does Le.ster Scenclt? Tighten windows, clean a clock! If-Amundson's end is the south end, what end 1s Sharpen pencils, mend a sock! Lois'! Stop a leak, untie a knot! Pick her teeth, erase a spot! If-A nagel is a nail in German, what i · a Sh!'auf With this in hand he's quite content ~agl'l'? She neNls no othl•I' instrument! ...... ·-· ...... -··· .~ ...... ·-· ...... -· ...... ···-· ...... I • · • i Smart looking hair i . For Seasonable . . i ··; cuts . .. Millinery . . . . i i Clean Shaves .. . . ! .. . -SEE-- .. ! : . i Shampoos .'I . .. .. i i Massages i . MISS KATHRYN i i .. .. THEM AT .. i i GET i . PHILIPPI ...... COLBY WIS. . . Reeves Barber . i 'I .. . ! . . . . ! . . i ! .. I Shop .. PHONE 82 . !.! j . PHONE 96 ! ! j . !.! 'I i ...... •....• ...• • • ·• -·...... • ....• ...... • ·-·-· · -·· · · · ··- · - ..· · · - ·-· .. ...• • • · ..-~.. 1 ...... ~ - · -· ...... - · ...... ·-·-...... - · ...... 'I ! ! ! .. ! I ADLER COLLEGIAN .; . L \ ! ! ! :! CLOTHES ... ' ! .. ! !.! I I • ... . \VILSON BROS. Furnishings !.! ! ! .!. E. A. FLEISCHAUER Tailoring, ;; ! ! ... ! Clothing, Furnishing _ ! ! ..: •·: ! .. ! !.!• ;·:.· r: i. They're Great! From tht• first day in 'till the last day out \"OU 11 sav. '"HOS'l'U:\IAZ\S . i Al{.t; GREA'l' SHO!-.S." '1 hey'rc RIGHT in (.lUA LI'l ): H. I\ .!iT in S'l l Lg ! ..~ i . -RHrHT 111 PRil E. A I way::; "ll your f~>~>:. lookw ,_, nutt, Is our boast of tlU;:, I U. lA. 'S. (ict th l! t 1J! h t shl''-! fir::, t -get B 0 S 'l' 0 . I A -..; ::;, you'll come back and say were rhrht. :. :! ! . i i THE LAYTON SHOE $7.50 Trim and Tup Black Imported Russian Calf A. F. ZILLMER & CO. COLBY WISCONSIN • j . I i . i . i . SOME TIME !. You will be in need of printing of some kind. Whether it be letterheads, state ments1 wedding invitations, calling cards or sale bills-- we print everything--we can turn out the work at the lowest cost con· sistant with good work. 1"'he Phonograph P rinters of Q uality P nnting .. :: Readingt -tRitin' . ~ · ·:·?. · ... r (\ \5. and - tRithmetic :: ; . l!tppety-hopto · · t :: Becomes Less of a the}1AZDAshop. · ~ ~ Becomes Less of a :: for lamps in. a Task ca:rton. blue. Task SomE> for do\w.staits some for up IF .And some to keep YOU YOU LVV.I'-,.,.... • the cupbodld '• USE .. LIGHT 1'/ . < THE ··YOUR PROPER KIND STUDY AND TABLE SIZE WITH National Mazda Lamps Midland Public Service Company COLBY -:- WISCONSIN l"he Stot·e l~" or l~verybody Dry Goods Cnnned (ioods . ! Ready Made Clothes For Men ! . ()ur goods arc of highest quality sold at Io,~cst pricf's ! . FEilDINr\~ "fD SCIIULTZ Telephone No. 61 . : L. J. LUKOWICZ Photographer Commercial Photography In All Its Branches Wedding Pictures and Family Groups My Specialty Enlarging and Copying and Finishing For Amateurs Also do Od Color Work and am a handler Of neat looking Frames ! ! COLBY, DIVISION STREET WISCONSIN '' •• THE REX THt:A TRE REMODELED - REDECORATED - REHEATED. t. t • None but the best and late~t FIRST NATIONAL, GOLD\\'Y~, PATHE and U~IVERSAL pictures shown. ! • \\'hen you wish to see a good show go to the . i i i --REX-- ! . CROSBY & SCHWIERSKE ! ! i . i i ftA t\NAGERS ! ! COLBY, WISCONSIN ! . O l o oo e .-O M O ... O to O 0 0 O•lO O ._ O 0 0 .. 0 00 0 0 0 0 O •O O OO O W O 0 0 ... 0 ... 0 10 0 0 0 0 O O ... o ot o 0 0 0 O OOI O H 0 00 0 0 ...... O ... O M O 0 0 ...... 0 0 o • o oo o 0 0 o • o - o 0 0 0 - · ...... 0 ...... 0 ...... " '"' " '" " 0 ...... .. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 ••••• 0 • • •••••••••••• 0 0 ...... 0 ...... • ... • ...... • • • • • • • • • · - · · · ...... 0 ...... 0 ...... ! . ! . Central Canning . ! Con1pany . i ; . Packers of Quality Peas ; . . . i !. Colby, Wisconsin I I ~ ! . i ! . i ...... -· ...... -· ·-·-··· ...... ) ...... ·-· ••••• ' ...... : •• ' • ~ ...... : ...... : • : : t ••• ~ : ...... 1 ·- · •• 4 ...... · - - ...... ,...... ''''' .... ' ...... !: ... ! . KOBS ! . . ! Miss Bertha Georgas !. ! . i i ! . BROTHERS r . . ! MILLINER . i . Colby, Wisconsin ~ Soft Drinks, (~igars French and Domestic ! . Candy and l<~e Cream Pattern Hats COLBY, WIS ...... : ... ..: . • • ...... I ...... ···-· ...... ·-·· . ·-· ...... ···-·-·' MANUFACTURERS OF Light and Heavy Harness and Collars and Dealers in Trunks, Vahses Whips, Etc. REPARING with NEATNESS and DISPATCH. . i COLBY. WIS. BLOODY FOOTPRI.:'I.TS 1.:'1. THE S \"\D Teache~-"Whnt do you think about people who won t wor knowa cia vs?" Footprint:-; that pt"·haps another Br.iliant ,Junior-:·'lhirty days." Who i:-; tired. weary, sad, A forlorn, dt•:-;pairing- brothe'", Seeing, will go surely mad. l\Iusic C1erk- "\Vhat do you wish, sir'?" Bl'"t- ''}lC'et }It> In Love Land." Let us, though, be up and liing-ing .\I usic Clt>rk ( fusst>d )- ''W t•ll- Ah, ~ o." With a voil't• far from sublime, Bt•r.:-"\V(•ll, have you 'Kis:-;t>d }It• in l\1oonli,:1.ht ?'" Fo,. each dav is closer bringing :\lus1e Clet·k- "Oh, no! It must have been the Our hum.>, ·:-;wet>t vacatio'l time. other uirl! ·• ·-·...... ·.- ·...... ' ...... ' ...... :.. i CITY BAKERY A. FRICKE. Proprietor Dealer In Bakery Goods, Groceries, Flour, Feed and Produce PHO'\JE 46 COLBY -:- WISCONSIN . i ! . ELECTRIC LIGHTS STEAM HEAT HOT AND COLD RUNNING WATER IN EVERY ROOM 1~HE NIEHOFF Felix H . N1ehoff and Son Props. On The Yellowstone T ,e,, And NatJonel High"'B)JS 16 & 13 Auto Livery m Connection All Conveniences, ...... ~ - ! - · ...... St ·1ctly First Class ...... ~ ...... •': PHONE ~5 • j !.J • . • . • • • . . . • • . . : • . ! ...... _ ...... · -:- # I FAIUl l \\D..., F.\R~l LO-\ \-, :a ~quure mral tg our OnlY- aim ! . . i i . Come And Be Convinced . i i . Felix H. Niehoff & Son . i ;· REALTORS COLBY, WIS .. ! ~: : : : : : : : :·: : : :·: ::: : : : :·::: : : : : ::: :·: : : : : : .:·:.:·: : : : : : :·:j:j ...... Dr. C. V. Hinke CARL HOL TZHAUSEN (Palmer Chiropractor) . i BLACKSMITH AND OFFICE HOURS GENERAL REPAIR. 12 to 3 p.m. ING X-Ray in Connection Ford Repairing COLBY, WISCONSIN COLBY -:- WISCONSIN COLBY ROLLER MILLS ~fill~ MILL THAT MAKES REAL FLOUR Lukowicz and Koll Prop's .. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • · - · ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 'e ••••••••••• ~ ...... - ...... : ~ :.: : : ...... . i DR. E. A. PFLUM Dr. W. W. Payne . i COLBY, WIS. . i T he Colby D entist Graduate i i . i O fftce O ver D ix Brothers of M eat M arket Ohio State University Which is the leacf OFFICE HOURS ing Veterinary i . College 8 to 12 a.m. ! . i i j i 1;3U to 5 p.m. in the PHONE 96 U. S. A. : .. i ...... u~aiT - \Voman "Whc l' is thl' ilghtho·tst• '?" Cop-""Abo.l. two mill's i:-to the lake from the foot of (;ran I A Vl' " \\'oman-"}lust I go way out there to pay my ga,: bill ~ I>orothv II. "I \d. h I h.td anothPr fi..:."' A LESS():\ 1:'1. E :'I. GLIS H Elt•m10i· (;.-"Oh, I'd ratlwr ha\'l' a datP." You see a beautiful gal walking down the street. Btl! had a bill-boa¥rl. Bill a'so had a . Cla•·d u:ll. Sh is of courst• !"{'minine. If she is >:ingulnr, you arc The bcmd-bill bond Bill; so Bill :-old the bil-board to nominatiYe. l: o 1 walk across to h2r, t•hanging- to pay his board-bill.. Aftl•r Bil had. soH his hill-h1 :ml \'c•bal, and tht•J beconw da.ive. If she is not objec to pay his board-lnll, thP board-btl! no longer bond tive vou become plural. Bill. You walk home togt•ther. Her mothl•r is accJsa tin• and you bt•t·ome imperatin•. Yo:t walk in and .:\liss Blan~·har Kop.-"\Vhere do bugs go in winter'?" Ilel:en, in Biology "Search ml•!" To Rueben Lueloff-"\Yhl•n Ynn asked ArlPlla to the party, I suppose she saicl: 'This is so sudden.'" "~aw She was horwst about it and saiii: 'The suspt•nse has bt•en terrible.' " :·!-=-: -:::.: :_: :::.: :.:·:::.: :.:.: : :·: :.: : : :·: :.: :.:.:.:.:.: : :.:.:.:.:.:.: : : :_: :.: :::::: :.:.: 1 . .• :. :_:· :_::-; () t•J) "1, 111~ ~ ~ ~I,? I~ ICS .~I ~ h i i C .t-\.ll , ,- ; . .·~ . i ;-.. it ! . .II. II ••i i !! I II "1T i' i i 1 ;., ii .. ., i·~'i ; i i i I ii i1 i i ;t i i Ti ; . iI i:il.. ! .. : il.. DOUD & DURLAND A uthorized Sales and Ser-Vice Colby, W isconsin ·...· :...... ·-·. -:- · ...... - ...... ·.-.·.-·.· ·.· · ! : ! . iI . .. ii !.! >I !. ; . For High Grade Footwear I i ·~ i i ! .. i i ! ! i .i ; l .l ; ;- ;- ; - Men's, Ladies' and Cltildren's ii • I . ; • I ! . ..., !. !. I ;,rai k ~~i._•n tahl L! !. !. OLBY, ' VIS. ', .• t: ••.. e 0 I O M O 0 I 0 t iO I • o 0 1 ,_ 1 10 0 0 0 I I I I . ... . I I I 1 ... 1 00 0 I I I I 0 I I I 0 0 I ...... I I 1 100 0 ... 1 I . ... . I I 0 l o O IO • I ._ • O 0 0 ...... · - l ol l I I . ... . I I t • t f I I f I f f f f I f J f I 0 I I I •• • I • I I fl f I I I I I e t O l ... t iO I e fl t I fl• I" ! Colby Inn Restaurant August Mueller, Proprietors •• Ice Cream, Cigars, Candies and Soft Drinks, Meals Lunches Served at All Hours ; . . i ~ ·• TELEPHONE 2~ ; . FRONT ST. COLBY, WIS. E. D. LOOS PROPRIETOR i i ~lachine Shop and Garage . i Hupmobile Cars j i ; Oxy-Acetylene \felding. All kinds of II i i rf'pairing J»romptly attendt>d I . i Oiiice Phone 81 . i COLBY 'fiSCONSIN i i . : . . ; •· e t ...... fl t t e ...... I fl I " ""' ! .. 1 e t e ~ ' '"" ! fl lll t : fl : fl fl e : · : e e fl fl e iOO fl e fl e fl e fi OOO I IO fl fl e " " '"" " '" " I · · · ·~· · t ~~ · t t t " I e fl · fl· t e I t·• • I ' fl fl fl 0 t . .. . e fl fl 0 · 0 e e I e fl fl e e fl e fi iO I fl I e fl I fl t I I fl I t I I I e o " '"' " " " I t t OOO • ·oo t t t : ...... · - 0 ... . 0 0 ...... 0 0 0 . .. 0 • 0 ...... 0 ..... 0 0 0 0 • · •• 0 ...... 10 ..... 0 ...... 0 O O O 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o 0 0 0 0 . ... . 0 0 ... 0 0 10 0 0 0 Nt 0 "' 0 O O "' O O O O li O : O COLBY HARDWARE COMPANY Hardware. Machinery. ! . ,!. and Builders' Supplie . ii ! . !. .Jobbers of RlT·BER-OID Products. Headquarters for e\ erything in the ROOFING line. \Ve sell the NE\V PROCESS Oil Stoves with the wonderful LORAI~ BUH~EH. ! ! 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