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child commentators. The result, according to ◆ Elsewhere at CBBC, the people at Me and CBBC goes racing and producer James Steel is ‘totally different’ from My Movie are rallying non-BBC offspring to sign the other BBC coverage; it sets out to be fun and up for their summer film making workshops. The engaging. ‘It’s like Saturday morning tv used to Me and My Movie UK Tour will stop in London, finds a winning formula be – child and family orientated so everyone can Norwich, Birmingham, Cardiff, Salford, Belfast take part.’ and Glasgow throughout August to provide IF THE PACY FORMULA 1 commentary on BBC Stig from Top Gear, the CBBC commentary is one For the anoraks, each race has a speed quiz, movie masterclasses for 6-14 year olds. Kids One and 5 Live leaves you gasping to keep up, of three options via the red button for each race with off-the-wall facts about each country that will spend the day working in groups, with pro- try looking behind the red button at CBBC’s this season. F1 visits: (did you know the average kebab spit fessionals and using handicams to make short coverage, which has become a surprise hit with Absalom and McCarthy angle the commen- turns at the speed of two revs per minute?) and films for CBBC’s Me and My Movie competition adult viewers. tary to those who have no previous knowledge music debates (would James Bond or Mission in association with Bafta. The competition was Led by presenter Michael ‘Abs’ Absalom (for- of F1. The coverage isn’t just hours of race Impossible have the best theme tune for the launched with a half-hour Blue Peter special, and merly of Xchange and Sportsround) and fringe reporting; there are comedy sketches, live inter- grand prix?) Perfect for boys and girls – even will be promoted throughout the Blue Peter Formula 1 driver Perry McCarthy, the original views with junior kart champions and budding grown up ones. movie month. Lucy Keeler
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PEOPLE CAUGHT HAMMERING and gamers have two minutes to Tristan Ferne puts it: ‘The more pose, or GWAP. Ferne and Bowley away on their keyboards while type in relevant ‘tags’ – descrip- people play, the better it gets.’ took the GWAP concept and playing the BBC-only trial of 6 tive words that could be genres, ‘There’s a massive untapped applied it to music radio. Music’s new online game Mooso instruments, moods or similar audience of people spending all A glance at the site reveals Tagging have a unique alibi if caught by bands. If two or more people their time playing games,’ says that 142 tags have been entered the boss: ‘I was just generating enter the same tags, they score Ferne. ‘But there’s also mas- so far, ranging from ‘west coast’ some metadata.’ points and work their way up the sive untapped potential there, all to ‘wellies’. The Artists section The prototype uses listeners’ leader board. those people spending all that contains more than 1100 acts gets tuneful music knowledge in an online Fun enough, but here’s the time on something, maybe it’s that have been played on 6 Music game that aims to com- clever bit: terms that have been something we can harness’ since Mooso began, with details bine both work and play. typed by two or more people Ferne and colleague Chris of what songs and how often. Produced by BBC become ‘metadata’ – tags which Bowley were inspired to create Players can sign up for Mooso radio labs, Mooso can be applied to every song Mooso by the writings of Luis at mooso.fm While listening to involves players com- played on 6 Music. This meta- Von Ahn of Carnegie Mellon Uni- 6 Music, they can either play peting to categorise the data is used to build a music dis- versity in the US. Von Ahn pro- directly through the site or via an music they hear playing covery site linking bands, songs posed and developed the idea instant messaging service like on 6 Music. Each round and genres with the wide range of games that were both fun and GMail. Mooso will be made avail- commences with the of grouping criteria supplied had an element of utility, coining able to the public next month. start of a new song, by players. As project manager the phrase Games With a Pur- Adam Bambury 8 9
RESOURCE SHAMELESS PLUG SPEECH PATTERNS OF THE WEEK ◆ HERITAGE ARTIST Greyhound blogbites ‘Radio 2 might book a heritage artist,’ bus run by ◆ News is piloting Truckmapper, a device that charts the says Music Week of October’s BBC authentic Monday week@work location of the BBC’s satellite trucks. The purple blobs Electric Proms. But don’t expect a painter blue-collar Gossip - Heavy Cross below show the location of BBC buildings and the codes with a penchant for the subtleties of workers, Another in a long list of song titles which send out the positioning of the sat trucks. Clicking on the codes standing stones to take the stage – it’s while Young an alternative message to that which is intended tells you what story the truck has been assigned to, the not that kind of rock. has had to be by the band. Heavy Cross could be a two word story’s status and the journalist working on it. See also this month’s Glastonbury Fes- fenced off biography of lead singer Beth Ditto herself, you newsroom.gateway.bbc.co.uk/portal/ tival. Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Blur? due to hippies climbing on him at astro- just need to add a comma. Granted, it doesn’t take ‘The top three bands are all heritage acts’ logically important junctures. into account her voice, her band’s commitment Download and confirms music website Popjustice. Blur were awarded a £5.2bn band res- to various worthy punk rock causes, or the fact It’s true, see what we turned up... toration grant to help them stand on the that her band can, on a good day, blow the dust Springsteen (pictured) has his own gift same stage together, but sadly National off an old hat from a five mile distance, but still, ◆ ROBERT SEATTER, shop and restaurant in a customised Trust membership won’t get you in free. pithy eh? HEAD OF BBC Fraser McAlpine, content producer HISTORY bbc.co.uk/blogs/chartblog/ be damned? 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At least he put the question. don Brown. ‘What he Other hacks at the event were told the subject ▲ said was devastating was off-topic and kept schtum. – that Brown ignored the Parliamentary Labour ▲ Party at his peril and that he had been doing so for weeks. It was bad for democracy,’ Sean MORE SALMONWATCH (Peter Salmon, that is). ▲ recalls. Within a couple of hours, the interview It was only his second week in the job of direc- was on the News Channel, Radio 4 and 5 Live, tor of BBC North, but ▲ and a clip was shown on the Six O’Clock News. already Peter is mak- ing some permanent ▲ Losing is not something that comes natu- changes to his domes- rally to F1 driver Jenson Button, but he met his tic life. It appears that ▲ match in a triumphant Arlo White. The Today the thing to do when sports presenter set up a mini racing circuit appointed to a high- with repainted miniatures of Button’s F1 cars powered job is to get ▲ for a showdown ahead of the real thing – the a puppy. Peter has fol- British Grand Prix – on June 21. Watch the lowed in the steps of ▲ Scalextric race for yourself here: the Obamas and wel- ▼ tinyurl.com/5liverace comed this little scamp into the family home. DOWNSIDE Tom Percival, a ba/ ▼ producer at Radio Northamp- MOST COMPUTER glitches are plain annoying, ton, has tried to survive on £63 a but occasionally one will come along that has ▼ week (£28.10 after he’s paid his THE JOYS OF TWEETING have mostly amusing consequences. A recent error between weekly bills) to discover the real- escaped green room – until now. two computer systems ity of being on the dole for a series Radio 4 announcer Kathy Clugston this week, the first tweet of our very resulted in Berlin ▼ of two-ways and an audio found herself bored on a train jour- edited selection is rather apt. correspondent Steven diary on the BBC North- ney home and invented a game that ■ I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Cue – a Rosenberg becoming a ▼ ampton website. ‘It feels has captured the imagination of snooker-based comedy panel show rather cute squirrel. very draining because Radio 4’s many fans. ■ Loose Eds – Stourton, Mair and We think it has the ▼ finances are constantly Enter Radio4minus1letter, a twitter Reardon on a bender makings of a Disney on your mind,’ he says. version of clever wordplay. The idea ■ Arming Today – making sure blockbuster – The ▼ Food buying was also is that you take a programme on the Humphrys, Evans, et al are properly Adventures of Ace fraught with dilemmas. network, miss off a letter and write equipped for dealing with politicians Reporter Steven Squirrel. ▼ ‘You’re not looking for a witty blurb for what results, in just ■ Jus A Minute – contestants have what you’d like for dinner 140 characters. Here’s the example 60 seconds to produce a tasty gravy but what you can afford.’ Kathy used to kick it all off: Garden- without repetition, deviation, hesita- 5 LIVE nearly caused a serious delay to the ▼ Tom is planning to ers Question Tim – outdoor dilemmas tion or Bisto Epsom Derby after official radios, used to make a 30-minute solved by someone named Tim. ■ Bok At Bedtime – members of the supervise the big day, started picking up Sport ▼ radio documentary By the following morning, there South African rugby team read from on Five’s output as the horses arrived at the about his experiences. were incredibly about 3000 tweets their memoirs starting stalls. Instead of instructions from the of fake programmes. As I’m Sorry I Go to the Radio 4 blog to see more: stewards’ room, baffled racecourse staff heard Haven’t A Clue enters its 51st series http://tinyurl.com/R4wordplay presenter Mark Pougatch updating the racing, football, rugby, F1, cricket and golf news on one of the most hectic Saturdays of the summer. EARWIGGING The incident seemed to reinforce recent Rajar figures that showed Pougatch reaching more OVERHEARD AT THE BBC In search of heavy metal people than ever. …‘Are you disease-free?’ AS IF DIY wasn’t bad Sarah ‘Well, my hands are enough, imagine if you were Davenport: Win a signed copy of clean.’… trying to assemble some- overjoyed thing and a crucial compo- apparently Frank Gardner’s new …Is Woody Allen Jewish?... nent went missing. It happened to the religion and ethics team in book Far Horizons … I was still in my school Manchester. 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