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Dr. Arnold aimark addresses the problem of South Gym leaves standing room only. juggling increased educational services in an era of budget restraint. by Annette Martin staff/administration popula- said, made off with sand- tion at the college, says wiches meant for attendees. Red River Community Col- McLaren. Noteably, the Students' lege's first staff development Rick Dedi, assistant to the Association office was also day on Nov. 13 was coined a president, said he received closed for the day. success. equally enthusiastic responses Joan McLaren, director of This development program from participants. Although program and staff develop- was different from past ones co-ordinator Roy Pollock ment, said she received for two reasons. First, it was could not be reached for com- nothing but positive feedback an all-day in-service, and ment, Dedi said the event has and predicts this will become a secondly, it involved more surpassed even Pollock's most bi-annual event. than just instructors but optimistic predictions. The purpose of Thursday's administrators, secretaries, There were 57 workshops in-service was to ferment new 1 clerks and cooks, as well. with attendance at each rang- skills and ideas and instruct S.A. Business Director Don ing from ten to 90, said people about new programs Hillman was critical of the in- McLaren. and career advancement service. It involved so many The only flop was the lunch opportunities. people that cafeterias were which failed to fill all the In total 620 people attend- November 12186 closed. The caretakers, he growling stomachs. ed, just 100 shy of the total Exiting Toward Excellence by Annette Martin ing licence plates were seen "Toward Excellence" escaping from the west and 12-12:45 Tower Lounge south staff/visitor parking lot: blossomed on Nov. 13 to a full-house but by 11 a.m. the petals began to fall. 508 CSC, 120 TAN, 756 ALU, The theme for R.R.C.C.'s 803 DXT, 189 CDU, 259 CMP, staff development day churn- 463 TLT, 976 DGE, 460 DSN, ed in a capacity audience of 980 DAL, 634 EAN, 620 AUX, well over 600 but before noon 293 DNG, 102 CHE, 664 EBG, One Crazy Guy!!! almost half of those par- 538 CNG, 871 ANG, 340 CBD, ticipants had left. 461 DXG, 940 HWX, 373 BAS, Rick Dedi, assistant to the 522 CNN, 158 BWB, 886 CLX, president, estimates the 702 BDB, 915 EBN, EVA JOY, population of the college's 853 ANX, 387 DNT. total staff and administrators at about 635, indicating that There was an average of 1.3 November 6/86 12 to 12:45 the majority of these were pre- inhabitants per vehicle. sent for the first session of the John Hampton, sargeant in day. charge of commissionaires at The program was to last the college, said the staff/- • from 8:30 a.m. till 6 p.m. for visitor lot was packed full that Tom Teller Blues Band which teachers and admini- morning but, confesses com- strators would be paid their missionaire Nick Harman, regular salary. "I'd say it's about 60 per cent Between 10:40 and 11 a.m., full now." This was at 12:30 in the Tower Lounge however, cars with the follow- p.m. Was it something they said? Page 2 Monday, November 17, 1986 Monday, November 17, 1986 Rebels with a cause News by Paul Samyn incurred or the $115 suffered Neither Doug Stokes, who echoed the statements he made (CCAA) should have come Photo by: C.R Procyk In a move that Ray by the bus company. coached last year's team, nor in a confidential letter to col- down harder on the other Newman, vice-president of "I was at those nationals Rebels defenceman Rod Mati- lege president Gary Polonsky teams, we can not absolve student services called unfair, and there was no damage, no ation could think of any major (dated June 3, 1986) where he ourselves of responsibility for the Canadian College Athletic nothing," Newman added. incident warranting suspen- called the behaviour of Red our actions," he said. Potential fur coats Association (CCAA) suspend- As well, college physical sion. Rutherford said that he River's team appalling, ed all Red River teams for one education instructor Jack While this controversy may chastised Newman for his lack voted against the suspension year. Rutherford, who was CCAA be academic, as funding cuts of interest in the matter, and but supported the decision This blow to the college's treasurer when the decision have cancelled this year's var- asked for Polonsky's coopera- placing Red River on proba- dormant varsity sports pro- was reached, admitted that the sity athletics, Newman tion in ensuring that the col- tion after their coach, Doug maim trees alleged damage was all a case remains upset. Smith, threw hockey sticks on gram was due to the hockey of mistaken identities. He also lege reimburse the hotel and teams's actions at the national "We were shafted by the bus company for damages the ice — actions which did noted that those teams respon- CCAA and I intend to appeal not promote ethical behaviour By C.R. Procyk position. quickly, the beavers are out championships in Kamloops incurred. Giant rodents are out of during March. sible have been sent bills for and fight it all the way," said in sport. The beavers are still at it. If and have the damage patched the damages. "Red River's got a list of control next door to R.R.C.C. you go for a jog, you will see up by the time the crew Mal Stelck, past-president Newman. Saying that the real issue Despite this, Stelck con- violations as long as my arm," was that this unethical campus. Beavers are gnawing several downed trees along the finishes for the day. Beelen of the CCAA, said the $1500 Interested in protecting the tinues to defend the suspen- image of the College, Newman Stelck said. behaviour had reoccurred, in the night. Stately old trees brook and many stumps that hopes that he'll be able to damage that the team allegedly are falling in Brookside caused to their hotel and bus sion. called last year's hockey team, Rutherford, who was Mani- Rutherford suggested that the look like very short pencils gradually lower the water toba's official spokesperson at Cemetery. sticking out of the ground. enough that the uninvited provided the basis for the Noting that Red River had who were undefeated in the best thing to do would be to the CCAA Annual General turn over a new leaf. According to senior Beelen says that wire mesh guests will start looking for a suspension, prohibiting the already been placed on a one Midwest International College Meeting in June, admits that "When you start to get a foreman Leo Beelen, the wrapped around the lower more hospitable environment. Rebels from participating in year probation as a result of Hockey League, a gutsy group beavers moved in last year. the national championships, in the hockey team's behaviour of guys that did us proud. he has mixed feelings about reputation, you have to be as trunks was successful in pro- the suspension. "While they They dammed the brook to tecting shoreline trees but the Like maybe under the Pro- addition to a $1000 fine. at the 1985 nationals in Moose Newman added that he can good as gold," he added. create a pond, and in three rodents just marched further jector trailer? However, evidence indicates Jaw, he said there was no not help but feel that the days, cut down twenty-five into the cemetery and cut Okay, girls. Get out those this basis may have been ill- chance of the suspension being suspension is unjust as those trees. When the beavers failed other trees down. traps and spend your lunch founded. revoked. teams responsible for the to respond to eviction notices What to do now? Beelen has hour in the pursuit of the large Newman presented letters Stelck, who is athletic direc- damages received no disciplin- a licensed trapper was called his crew use the back-hoe to economy size rodent. Here's from both the David Thomp- tor at Selkirk College in ary action by the CCAA. in. Alas, someone began steal- open a channel in the beaver your opportunity to get that One of the injured parties. son Motor Inn and Larry's Castlegar, B.C., also added "Why us?" he asked. Food for ing the trapper's traps and he dam. But they have to be genuine fur coat, even though Bus Rentals which confirmed that the team was involved in Stelck flatly denied quit, declaring it a losing pro- careful, if the water drains too you're still on student aid. that the hockey team was not other abusive conduct, Newman's charge that the responsible for either the although he did not offer CCAA had something against Bus bashers $1417 damage that the hotel examples. Red River. In doing so, Stelck thought Fewer students By Angela Roozendaal Services and Beaver Foods Despite the recent increase Limited are paid by their in food prices at the college, respective universities. still at large food is still less expensive than Don Hillman, executive food at the two universities. director of R.R.C.C. leave the flock Security supervisor Ernie Food services at the Univer- Student's Association, says By Riva Harrison Marion said no charges have sity of Manitoba and the the government wants to make By Kelly Taylor image of caring really helps. mean more graduates but Pol- Halloween night has always been laid but two college University of Winnipeg are revenue from the college. As a I'd like to think that the staff onsky says he doesn't feel this been known for it's pranks students are suspects. The result, food prices were incre- As of Sept. 30, the dropout provided by V.S. Services and has always bent over will increase competition for and Oct. 31 at Red River Com- police are looking into it and ased above cost. rate at Red River was 51 per Beaver Foods Limited respec- backwards to help the students jobs. munity College was no dif- it's out of his hands. He sug- tively. The catering companies But, despite the increases, cent lower than the same time and now I feel they are ben- "There is no surplus of gests the pranksters own up R.R.C.C. students on the last year. ferent. must justify price increases to ding to a point of doing good people in our society. Two men dressed like the and take responsibility for food committees at universi- average are still getting more Ray Newman, vice-presi- somersaults," Polonsky says. Our grads are seen as really their actions. for their money. dent of student services, Blues Brothers decided to take ties. The college has also added good by employers. In touring a ride on a city of Winnipeg "It was only a prank but According to Dave Red- A roast beef dinner with credits this to the new integrated programs. These industry, I have heard a when it involves or hurts potato, vegetable, three counselling policy. bus following the beer bash. ding, a manager with V.S. Ser- are programs for students who number of accolades to the The bus was parked outside others, then it has gone one vices, "The university doesn't ounces roast beef, and a seven "We are now getting to pro- do not have all the academic college. This is what gives us step too far." ounce beverage costs $3.85 at blem areas before people start the front entrance of the col- want us to lose money, but qualifications for the course. the highest placement rate in lege. Everyone agreed the Program coordinator Steve they don't want us to make a the U of M, $3.95 at the U of in the college." the nation," Polonsky says. W, and $3.10 at the college. Polonsky says these pro- prank was funny at first, but Maitland of the Students' profit either." The college has started send- "You can't be better than Association agreed it was a A 1.5 ounce cheese sand- ing out forms on which new grams cycle students between when the bus hit a pole, caus- Redding and Paul Brasca, number one, and now we are ing damage, then it became a police matter. He said if the wich at the college is $1.15, students can request informa- regular classes and support number one in terms of attri- manager of Beaver Foods subjects so that students matter for the police. guilty parties are college Finoto oy: orian Limited, say the food at the and $1.05 at the U of W. A 1.5 tion on a wide range of tion as well. If our placement students, they will be banned The Rebels are "a gutsy group of guys who did us proud," ounce ham sandwich at the U counselling services. graduate from a two year Nick lafolla, spokesman for universities is priced to cover rates were touch and go, the Winnipeg Transit, says they from further S.A. activities. of M is $1.50, $1.35 at the U College president Gary course over a three year term. point on increased competi- according to Ray Newman. costs and nothing more. V.S. This is now being applied to are less than pleased about the "It happened after the beer of W, and $1.30 at the college. Polonsky calls this an early tion would be valid, but Students wanting a mid- one year programs to stretch incident and when the bash and we can't go home warning system and says it has because our grads are in high morning snack pay 50 cents played a part in the lower them out to two years. criminals are apprehended with 400 people and be respon- demand, it can only mean win, charges will definitely be laid. sible for what they do," for a glazed donut and 55 dropout rate, but also points "Service to students is the win, win for everyone." focal point of everything we lafolla says this is now a Maitland replied, when asked cents for a bran muffin at the out a number of other factors. Newman says that now most U of M, 55 cents each at the U "We have added three do. To remind ourselves that police matter and they are about the S.A.'s responsibility of the dropouts are those who investigating all possible leads. in the incident. of W, and 40 cents each at the counsellors to the staff. We the students are our clients is found they were not exactly important in considering new college. A seven ounce cup of have been talking about caring suited to the course. coffee at the U of W is 55 cents in everything we say and write policy," Polonsky says. "Less people are dropping The lower dropout rate will and 45 cents at the college. and I think that giving that out." ■ Students wanting to grab a burger and fries for lunch pay • Park $1.30 for a plain hamburger at C11% OFF JETS the U of M, $1.40 at the U of Invasion of the in mars MATH W, and $1.35 at the college. your Butts YOUR CURRENT BE A by H.O. Ax class to begin or end. Again, In accordance with the new because people gather there, STUDENT La BIG SISTER body snatchers City of Winnipeg regulations smoking is banned in the • 90 Minutes prior to Face-Off, right up to Game Time, show and bylaws that recently came hallways. your current Student I.D. at the South 1/449st Arena Box Office the black lecture theatre. S.A. dent concerns. Mike Migliore into being, R.R.C.C. will be The washrooms are a simi- and Save 72 Off the regular ticket price of $15 or $16.25 on by Annette Martin HArcES A BIG- I was trying to hold its annual was perturbed that the enforcing new standards and lar story. Anytime there is selected seats -FENCE. ()IF-FL Perhaps student council college's washrooms have general meeting but a bylaw regulations in regards to more than one person in the • Over 3,000 seats available per game should resort to offering free powdered soap in their 16 requires one per cent of the smoking in the college. washroom smoking is forbid- Limit 1 ticket per student beer in order to get sufficient full-time student body to be in dispensers which is far rougher As a result of the new bylaw den. • participation to hold its func- attendance. on hands-than the gel soap. and effective immediately, That leaves only the parking NOVEMBER HOME SCHEDULE tions. The meeting proceeded with smoking will be banned in all lots for the nicotine freaks and 7 FRI. NOV.7 — 7:30 P.M. — ST. LOUIS BLUES Wednesday's student coun- attendance just a squeak over Migliore also raised the con- areas of the college except the so long as they do not line up SUN. NOV. 9 — 7:00 P.M. — NEW JERSEY DEVILS cil meeting had to be canceled the 47 needed bodies. cern about power in the park- parking lots. in any order they are free to SUN. NOV. 16 — 7:00 P.M. — N.Y. ISLANDERS' since only five of the 31 coun- Approval of the Annual ing lots. He was told and that According to the bylaw, puff away their lives in peace. TUES. NOV. '18 — 7:30 P.M. — PITTSBURGH PENGUINS cil members showed and a 50 General Meeting minutes, smoking is banned in any it doesn't come on until It will be only a matter of FRI. NOV. 21 — 7:30 P.M. — L.A. KINGS per cent showing is required to presentation and acceptance lineup. days before the administration temperatures exceeding -10°C SUN. NOV. 23 — 7:00 P.M. — L.A. KINGS hold a quorum. of the '85/86 financial and it remains on for 20 Students have the tendency posts the new signs forbidding Only one week earlier, Chris statements, and appointment minutes followed by a 20 to gather in lines or rows in the smoking in the college and Choptain, recognizable as of Carl Heim as auditor for minutes shut-off. hallways and cafeterias, so approximately two weeks ASSOCIATION OF WINNIPEG always in her spikey doo and yet another year burned up After fulfilling its formal smoking is banned in those before the security police start OIN THE FLIGHT CREW AND SAVE! ROOM 106 - 447 WEBB PLACE rainbow attire, spent nearly 15 only 15 minutes, as promised obligations, S.A. produced the areas. This cancels the puffers handing out tickets for those *Limited Quantities Available 942-4574 • 942-1490 minutes of her lunch hour to the coerced audience. favorite place to indulge in a people who dare to defy the promised payoff — free coffee • J coercing student bodies into Next on the agenda was stu- and donuts. quick one while waiting for a new anti-smoking bylaw.

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Traffic Chairs from hell by Lindsay Vanstone pressure on his spine. But he The good news for these Cause can't lie in bed all night — he's Moving people is a new type of chair As a student, you spend Fighting troubles a student, he's got homework. that balances the sitting weight most of your time on your by Andrew Maxwell With a more comfortable between knees and buttocks, keester. allowing the spine to retain its RRCC students and staff chair and drafting table system After spending six to eight at home, he completes assign- 'S' shape longer with less who use the St. James strain and fatigue. The seat- Bridge travelling to and hours a day in one of the apr- ments that could otherwise for roximately 7,000 chairs at the have been done at school. He cushion of this chair is not from the college may find it ahead college, you could rightly say sometimes stays up past mid- level, but tilts down about 30 back usefull to start out 10 to 15 school is a pain in the back. night and catches only a few degrees to let the weight of the by Lindsay Vanstone minutes earlier during hips and legs rest upon a knee- longer touch seat of by Brenda Fleming repairs to the northbound Or, if not quite a pain, all of hours sleep before the next Here are some exer- chair by lifting yourself us have had that pins-and- day's uncomfortable seven cushion. There is no need for a If all goes as hoped, con- Jesson Associates. lanes. They are provision- lower-back support with this cises you can do while up with your hands and needles feeling at one time or hours in class. This time- seated to stimulate the hold, repeat entire exer- struction will begin next year Hillman says a request has ally scheduled to begin in chair, but Dr. Stuart advises, restraint another. consuming situation has him areas that otherwise cise. on the new Students' Associa- been made to the government March of next year. "No matter what you sit by Brenda Fleming case you get shot." thinking of dropping some might fall "asleep", but 3) To prevent tensing tion building. for funding, and says the S.A. According to Gord Smith Conventional chairs, like on. . . you need to be doing A spokesman for Manitoba Winnipeg's local motor- courses to lighten the load. only try them if you do up: sit looking straight The building, which will be will be looking at corporate of Winnipeg's regional the ones at RRCC, have the some exercise on a regular Public Insurance Corporation cyclists have formed ABATE, not already suffer from ahead- located between Notre Dame donors in the next couple of streets construction and lower back support the total Day is one of 30 students at basis to keep your muscles with arms straight bridges department, the said, "Half of Red River which stands for All Bikers back pain. If you arc out in front of body, Avenue and Building D, is months. Aiming Toward Education. In weight of your body while the RRCC sponsored by the Wor- strong, and flexibility work." planned in stages. The biggest obstacle to over- tentative plan involves only Community College students lower back itself is unsup- kers Compensation Board in a having back problems, bend forward dropping will be involved in a crash an article in the Winnipeg Free College nurse Phyllis Arron see a doctor. chin to chest and hold, The first stage will be built come in getting the project partial closure of the ported. re-training program that bridge's northbound lanes resulting in injury or death Press, a spokesperson for the puts the blame for back pain For all of the exer- bend head backwards as in two levels, and will contain underway was the "red tape" group expressed a preference acknowledges the cause of his on obesity, poor lifting and a bar and an entertainment says Hillman. from mid-April until June. before their life is over." As you sit, either straight up back problems occurred on the cises, keep a straight far as it will go looking One lane of the south- John Wylie, safety manager for driver training and public or leaning on the desk, the work habits, old injuries and back and breathe deeply. area much like The Tower Red tape aside, the project job. Some of these people can- up at ceiling, return to bound side will then be used for MPIC, was referring to education programs rather natural 'S' shape of your spine bad posture. She says an I) To stimulate original position and Lounge. appears to be progressing. On not sit for long in a conven- average of two people a week to accomodate northbound 1982 statistics from Ottawa's than legislation. begins to straighten out. This tional chair and so write their muscles: slowly lift legs repeat. In the second stage, radio Nov. 7, Hillman was in his Const. Foster recalls a show up at the Health Centre station CMOR may be moved office poring over pictures for traffic, while the opposite Department of Transport, strains connective tissues and exams in more comfortable toward the ceiling until 4) To stimulate circula- side will be closed until the which found that over a life- minor accident in which a girl compresses your internal complaining of a sore and knees are no longer bent, tion and aid the digestive to the building, student coun- the new building. seats at the Resource Centre painful back. If the pain is end of June. time a citizen has a 50 per cent died, but says she would have organs, thereby reducing their for Handicapped Students. hold for five counts, cycle: drop body for- cil offices built, and there may And what is in the building survived if she had been wear- severe she will give the person even be another Crazy Ox, for Red River students? Will These dates are only chance of becoming injured in functions and decreasing For their regular one-hour return feet to floor, ward to knees while still ing a helmet. blood flow from the legs, via either a Tylenol 1 or a 222, says Bill Jost, store manager. the S.A. provide part time broad, preliminary a motor vehicle accident. He classes, they use portable, repeat. in chair, lift toes as high estimates, Smith adds, "To added that a two-year study by The Manitoba Medical the abdominal cavity, to the hot-water bottle and a lie 2) To stimulate spinal as possible, relax Jost, who estimates the cost employment for students? form-fitting cushions to sup- down, or both. Arron, who account for possible pro- the University of Manitoba's Association Motorcycle and brain. Ever wonder why your port the lower back and ease joint capsules: lift leg up stomach muscles raising of the building as $1.5 to 2 "Definitely," says Bill Jost, Helmet Brief, September suffers from back pain herself, million, says the idea for the citing bar staff as one exam- blems we may encounter road safety unit is now under- attention span is so short? the pain. to chest and pull ankle in body up slowly, repeat. 1982, stated that had helmets could not say if the chairs here S.A. building has been around ple. with weather." way. Your brain has pins-and-need- toward chest with both Exercises 2,3, and 4 been used ". . .during the past les, only you can't feel it — * * * are responsible for the patients for six or seven years. What do students think Smith also says, if Scheduled for release in hands, return to sitting should not be attempted feasibly possible, construc- five years the 78 riders killed in you feel fatigued. she treats, but did call the He comments that it was about having a bar? December or January, the "The mind can absorb as position, repeat with while your instructor is tion work may take place 24 study will cost Autopac Manitoba would have been most common chair found in other leg. Now raise "just a matter of getting the Harried Red River student Poor seating also produces much as the seat can endure," teaching the class — hours a day to reduce the $50,000 and will examine seat reduced by 14 persons, and the college classrooms "not body until buttocks no failure may result. OK from the government to Judy Derksen says, "It's fine pressure on the front edges of says Dr. Tim Stuart, a chiro- overall time span of the belts, child restraints, and number injured by 415 per- good". raise the money. Once we get if you have the time to go." the discs between your verte- practor with eight years of the money together it will pro- Student Lora Andrews says, project. Hopefully this will motorcycle helmets. sons." experience treating back-pain * * * Since the implementation of brae. A soft substance, the bably take a year to 14 months "Sure, why not? The univer- ensure a more convenient Helmet and seat belt legisla- sufferers. He estimates one- project than the repairs to seat belt and helmet laws, disc acts as a shock absorber, The Virco Martest is a one- to build." sities have it." tion, which came into effect in but when constantly compres- third to one-half of his 350 piece moulded plastic bucket the south side, which took January of 1984, has resulted Const. Foster has seen more Don Hillman, executive And Creative Communica- sed can push out at a point of patients attribute their back that typifies institutional director of the S.A., says that tions student Don Wallace has place in 1982. in much controversy. Const- people wearing seat belts and pains to sitting in an uncom- canada "I guess it's possible peo- helmets. Notably, he finds weakness or injury upon the seating — cheap and uncom- $91,000 of the money raised so a final suggestion in regard to able Bruce Foster, a 12-year surrounding nerves. Not only fortable chair while at work. fortable. Thankfully, these far through student fees will the entertainment area, "It's a ple may have to catch an veteran of the Winnipeg police young people are buckling up earlier bus than usual," moreso than any other age will this "slipped disc" send He says more than one-half chairs are no longer available employment go to the architect. Architect good idea but they should department has spent the past pain all the way from the back to Mitch Marcoux, purchasing Smith predicts. It's really seven years in the traffic divi- group. He stresses the impor- of his patients' problems are for the building is Denis have chairs — not blocks." down the legs to the feet, the and materials manager for too early to forecast any sion. He finds people much tance of education. aggravated by bad chairs no centre major alterations in Transit Denys Herbert, executive vertebrae will no longer be in matter what the nature of the RRCC. more adamant against helmets alignment because the front routes or schedules. than seat belts, and they pro- director of the Manitoba Saf- original injury, "They may Not that he has any choice edges are closer to one on campus Preliminary construction test because they want their ety Council, stated in a not complain all the time (of though, as the provincial cost estimates for the pro- telephone interview that we another. Unless steps are bad chairs), but when they do government's Materials right of choice. taken to prevent the disc from The times ject are approximately S2.5 Brad McMurray, a Red should aim for a situation have a back or spinal problem, Branch catalogues what is ATTENTION!!! — DIPLOMA GRADUATING STUDENTS to 3 million. similar to the United degenerating further, the then they notice their chairs available, takes the college's River student and motor- vertebrae may actually fuse The tentative plan will be Kingdom, where there are no more." request and awards the sale to Program cyclist, disagrees with the together causing a loss of CEC/OC — Employer Recruiting on Campus submitted to city council helmet exemptions and the the lowest bidder. The current helmet legislation, saying: mobility and chronic pain. for final approval sometime "It's like making everyone percentage of seat belt wearers * * * winner is the Ontario made An employment counsellor from the Canada Employment Centre on they are in February. Alpha, a two-piece plastic Campus will be speaking to: wear a bullet proof vest just in is better than 95 per cent. * * * This is bad news to almost stacking chair costing approx- 1987 Graduating Classes of the Diploma Courses all of the 30 students in the Kim Day, a first-year design imately $18 each. in ,'Vovember and December of 1986 and drafting technology stu- re-training program who are in courses that hope to remove Five hundred are on order These sessions are presented to assist you in preparing for, and ireip dent, has a badly degenerated participating in the Canada Employment Centre On Campus Employer o . *->• earafts le es' them from manual labor jobs and should be here in a changin ' 010 ai • w-• a•timi V' l dear disc: the result of working Recruiting On Campus Program. 111 C and place them into a mostly December. Marcoux says that • • • "r e' stooped over in the under- is the average number pur- ground mines of northern sedentary career. Courses such as business administration, chased per year with about 10C Watch your CEC Bulletin Boards for times and locations of these by Sherry Wood • Manitoba. The chairs he must existing chairs destroyed by important sessions. Red River is keeping step says one student. use everyday at RRCC provide computer analyst programm- • ing, business accountancy and accident of vandalism. Animal Health, Biochemical, 4th floor, Building A — with the times, as more and Another student added, little support, "By the time I Biological & Chemical across from elevators "She has a lot of courage to get home from school, I'm hotel and restaurant manage- Marcoux admits that most more female students have ment will give these people a of the chairs here at the college Technologies enrolled in male-oriented stick with it." sore. I'm in constant pain." Business Administration beside the Courtyard Cave courses, and vice versa. One of her good friends diploma they can hang on the are quite uncomfortable but Sometimes the pain is so wall and admire from their adds, "They're not supposed Civil, Design & Drafting 4th floor, Building A — Many students have set their admits, "Some of the guys Structural, Building & Survey across from elevators hearts on what they want to be wanted to hit on her." Then great that once home, Day office chairs — conventional, to be super comfortable or doing with their future and are he added jokingly, "Now we NFET11 must lie down to relieve the unsupportive office chairs. students will fall asleep." Computer Analyst Programmer hallway area across from AT THE CANADIANA 1400 NOTRE DAME AVE. Student HP Input/Output not letting anything get in their treat her with respect, but just Computer room. way. For most of the women, to the extent of being one of Electrical, Electronic, 2nd floor, Building A — it is not so much an act of the guys!" Computer & Instrumentation west end of building feminism, than it is an act of The female student finally Technologies doing something for them- responds, "I get bugged all the Mechanical Engineering Tech. Room Al-16 selves and their futures. Men time, but I just bug them don't seem to feel as intimida- back!" Nov. 19, 20, & 21 ted anymore either. Courses involving autobody Rocki Rolletti The Employer Recruiting process starts in December It takes courage for a and mechanics also have Editorial — so don't procrastinate — woman to walk into an all women enrolled just as nurs- attend your general information session. male classroom for the first ing and daycare have a few stone can he, lot us be thankful opportunities for protest or time and not feel intimidated. men. by Raman Job IMPOR TA NT!!! One woman taking the two- One male Nursing student we live in a country where self-expression. Nov. 17 22 Whether you shook your government control over our Try not to miss these sessions — they are not repeated. year electronic technology said, "I get along great with Is there any person or group course, says she does not feel everyone in my class. I think head in disbelief or smugly lives is st. 1 tin iced by the prin- 1000's of Details bleated "I told you so" into .•iples of liberal-democracy of people you would trust to any intimidation, yet admits we're too concerned with the make these decisions for you? Employer recruiting will commence that she thought there would work load and the learning to the nearest Tory ear, the news and free enterprise. in January for Business & Applied Arts Courses was out. Canadair got the luc- If so, who? Brother Brian, be more women in the class. stop and look around to see Imagine what Canada cousin John, uncle Eddie? and in February for the Technology courses. It turns out that she is the who might be different." His tative CF-18 mainteinance contract. would be like if the collec- Their parties? only female in her class, yet main goal is to graduate from Nov. 24 28 tivists among us got their way. Part-Time Employment has managed to make a lot of Nursing because "that's what To say the federal Conser- Your brothers and sisters, the Political power can be Reminder to keep checking the job board in friends from that class within I really want to do." Playground X vatives are counting on the government, could limit where damaging enough when exer- the CEC office, C-211, for current listings. a short time. 1986 is a sure sign that Quebec vote to return them to you live, how far you travel, cised unrighteously, but if Various comments from her stereotypes are not of any office in the next election is to how much you earn, and what total economic power were classmates were offered. "I importance anymore, and state the obvious. But if the consumer goods are made also concentrated in the hands Room 211, Building "C" (Tower) wasn't too amazed to see that road blocks are nowhere to be awarding of the CF-18 con- available to you. Bureaucrats of government, who would be 8:00 a.m. to 4:15 p.m. she was the only girl in our seen on the paths that are DANCER JAMBOREE: FRIDAY & SATURDAY AFTERNOONS tract points up how arbitrary could determine your voca- safe from the corruption and Monday thru Friday class. I just thought that she leading to the students' careers and unjust government deci- tion, working conditions, and abuse it would foster? might be uncomfortable," of today. Monday, November 17, 1986 Page 7 Page 6 Monday, November 17, 1986 Almost An Angel

It began on an early afternoon in the middle of summer: My A Manitoba Her! P r cyk o wife and I were both quite bored, and since I had just purchased By C.R. Procyk a brand new airplane (which I had cleverly named Angel) I sug- So you wanna be a poet Canada's most decorated gested we lake her up. non-commissioned officer of read." Having both agreed to do so, away we went. We first checked ween All-Star Wrestling and ence. Scurfield then chose the Second World War is winners would split a $75 three winners based on how John Harding, another win- the fuel and then topped off the tank, checked all rudders, flaps, by Karen Murray prize. "Poetry for money is Saturday Night Live", but buried 1,000 yards due west of landing gear and started her up. She ran like an angel. well the poet projected his ner, was ushered to the stage R. R. C. C. 's Projector office. The strains of the "Theme always a nice change. If they poets held different views on amidst the hoots and howls of from Rocky" filled the crowd- the seriousness of the event. ideas to the audience. He was one of Manitoba's By this time, the wind had picked up considerably, nuikeing funded arts as much as they The first winner, Laurie his exuberant students and my wife a little apprehensive about the whole thing. I assured ed bar as the emcee took the fund hockey, we'd all be Roger Procyk, a creative native sons. He was a native Block, wrote his poem on the friends. He read quietly with Manitoban. He was a hero. He her I knew what I was doing, and with a little more coaxing, she stage, attired in a black sequi- laughing." communications student, feeling and gusto. ned dress. chose the word unrelieved. "I word head, about a head shop. was as great a warrior as any was fine. The audience witnessed The audience responded well, Harding's initial remark Winnipeg's first Poetry these dire financial straits of had to go to the can and who ever fought on behalf of The engine was well warmed, there was nothing else in the laughing at the various images about sailing and poetry the Canadian armed forces. Sweatshop got underway at artists firsthand as they were couldn't so I was unrelieved became evident as he read his sky. So I was clear for take-off Up, Up, and Away!!! the Royal Albert Arms on and that's what I wrote he brought to life. His name was Thomas George hounded relentlessly by a "I enjoyed combining beer, poem based on the word ges- Nov. 4. salesman of local poets' about." Prince; Sergeant Tommy She was performing beautifully. In fact so beautifully that I and smoke, and poetry. . . I ture, conjuring up images of Prince. became a little cocky and performed a few dips. Alethea la Hoffer, emcee, works. Creative communications the sun-drenched deck of a instructor Barb Mekelburg don't usually have a beer in Last week, in preparation explained the 25 poets would Winnipeg Sun columnist my hand when I write." schooner sailing into America, Then all of a sudden a strong gust of wind hit the plane under be called to the stage and and Sweatshop judge Maureen said she chose the word for Remembrance Day, the right wing, causing it to completely roll-over and go straight Block said he didn't think listening to Kitty Wells and women in blue Canadian handed a page from the Scurfield yanked pages from distance and dedicated it to dancing the Tennessee Waltz. into a nose dive. her students at R.R.C.C. "On the contest was a measure of Legion blazers took up posi- thesaurus. Each poet was re- an old, battered thesaurus and • , 44,43.644Paarrli who was a better writer but The three winners are invi- tions in the halls of the college I desperately tried to pull her up. My wife was screaming quired to write a poem based gave them to the poets. three beer, in twenty minutes, rather "who got really relaxed ted to the next poetry sweat- and pinned red poppies on "Pull it up! Pull it up!" on a word he chose and circled The poets worked frantic- how lucid do you think I really shop on Dec. 2. Three time was, given my age and my and lucky." everyone who went by. •• from that page, in the alloted ally getting their ideas onto On the other hand, James winners go to Toronto to com- Ast,.; it. 449, I screamed back "I'm trying! I'm trying! For God's sake, I'm 30 minutes. paper. When it was announced disability?" of Canada, a poppy is a sign trying! But I've lost control!" "It's important to have sail- Funmaker, another winner, pete. ot remembrance and gratitude This was all done under the time was up, some poets con- said he took the whole thing The Sweatshop was organ- All we could do is close our eyes and wait for the inevitable, tinued writing as they stood ed schooners before you write to the Canadians who died watchful eyes of bar patrons quite seriously. ized by an ad hoc committee fighting in the First and Sec- DOWN, DOWN, DOWN and then all of a sudden, and television cameras. Not an up, then walked slowly to the poetry," said creative com- munications instructor John "The best part was listening of the Manitoba Writers ond World Wars and who "KA BOOM". easy setting in which to stage, bargaining for precious Guild. Poetry sweatshops were Harding. to the poets reading their fought in the Korean War. enhance creativity, but the seconds. work. . . I get touched by the started in Toronto by entre- My wife looked at me, and we both started laughing our heads La Hoffer described the Ten finalists read their Tommy Prince was born off. We had never seen a model airplane smash up into so many results were impressive. soul of the people when they preneur, Fred Hill. near Selkirk, Manitoba, dur- La Hoffer said the three Sweatshop as "a cross bet- finished products to the audi- little pieces before. Photo by James Clarke ing the First World War and Photo by Janes Clarke he fought in the Second World „aV "Oh well, it was almost an Angel!" et", ,; War and then, again, in the by Ronald Champagne Korean War. Practical Nursing Integ. Prince was descended from 't f

1 royalty. His great-great grand- 4 :114.• .• ri father was the legendary Chief • l A Peguis who had helped the Selkirk settlers survive their rades to knock out several them rope. most difficult early years. more tanks. With blackened faces and When Peguis took a Christian After two days, he returned holding hands in a chain, they Reader Decide name in 1840, his surname to base before his provisions climbed toward the enemy. Our Mistake, The last issue of The Projec- became King because he was and luck ran out. Prince discovered a tripline in In the most recent issue of tor, news editor Karen Murray the leader of his people. He Prince had learned a little time to prevent the triggering The Projector dated Monday, quoted S.A. Vice-President declared that his sons would about farming at the Elkhorn of flares that would have given November 3, 1986, Lisa Chris Choptain in the column therefore be princes. Tommy residential school, but he them away. Kurz's story "Colleg provides Council Recap. Choptain, Prince's surname was a result never liked it. Wrapping the line in toilet less entertainment" contains a distressed over the quote of that historic moment. He had cut trees as a paper from his pack, he made printing error. Building B, not which read "What a bunch of Prince died nine years ago lumberjack near Pine Falls sure his men would see it to E has, according to service bullshit", insists that the this month but it is safe to say and was known as a hard step over it. They succeeded in worker Nick Billey, the best quote should have been that there are children alive worker who was obsessed with killing four of the enemy with graffiti. "That's bullshit" today because Prince's out-performing everyone knives and stripped two tripod bravery on the battlefield around him. machine guns and brought enabled men to live long He had also hunted and them back. enough to return home and trapped and these skills served Prince would be happy .1,7.1nyrrIr .7“):)+.7.? l t!Ittl• raise families. him well in war. knowing that large military One of Prince's exploits In France, the Allies were transport planes land and take took place in Italy. A Special trying to oust the Germans off within sight of his Runway 17 East Service Force attempted to from along the Riviera. Prince headstone. Hurtling establish a beach-head at was sent with a private, behind They would remind him of mounting up Anzio. The force, a mix of the German lines to locate the his parachute training. But up the blacktop ribboned hills Canadians and Americans, roads, bridges, and enemy training was never as good as north of Superior was pinned down by fire from encampments. combat. The thing that Prince my Honda hums its mantra German Tiger tanks. The After succeeding, they were couldn't stand was being in the at 80 miles per hour. tanks would fire from out of on their way back when they armed forces and being inac- sight and then move before the came upon a group of French tive. Two spoked and rubber wheels of life Allies could pinpoint where freedom-fighters shooting it Whenever he was taken follow the dottedline that ends The audience witnessed the creative process the shells were coming from. out with German troops. from active duty he always between two blasted walls firsthand as %%Titers scribbled furiously to Alone, in the night, Prince They concealed themselves submitted requests to be sent of Ontario granite. a formulate their ideas onto paper. crawled almost a mile into the and began sniping from the back into the fray. no-man's land between the rear. The Germans became The thing that heroes often Only heaven lies -beyond Sweatshop contestants Laurie Block (kft), Barb Mekelburg (middle) Germans and the Canadians. appalled by the casualties they have in common is that no one the asphalt horizon. and John Harding (right) toil over their poems - . He had to carry a field were suffering and retreated. seems to agree on what the High telephone and uncoil the con- When Prince and his private hero was "really" like. This is practising the art necting wire the whole presented themselves to the true of Tommy Prince. But, if of threatening to fly. distance. French, their leader was it was difficult knowing what Holing up in an abandoned astounded. He thought they he was like, it was easier to by C.R. Procyk it'here .4 re You Kitty •' 1...p from Panama are you?'' they ask. know what he was. Prince "Yes.'' farmhouse, he began reporting had been saved by a whole In John Harding back tank positions by phone. company. was, essentially, a warrior. ) is we sat . but don't The record seems to show This evening I saw the Hest Coast move too many The Allies were able to destroy Prince would probably be Photo by: C.R. Procvk two Tiger tanks the first day. quite pleased to be lying in that Prince felt most fulfilled Of Oregon oti the news. when he could prove himself 1 weather map. It's raining there. To distract the customs Unfortunately, a shell burr, Brookside Cemetery. He I'm sole in Il'innipeg. It's snowing. we put a kitty Welts near the farmhouse and would be amused to hear that on the field of battle. Unfor- on tape, piped out on deck. severed the wire. beavers had built a lodge near tunately, a warrior needs war I thought about entering Prince knew his position his grave. They are the to be his greatest self. America in the July morning, The three of us, Dominique was useless without the phone. lumberjacks now and several Boredom, peacetime, and sun and mountains — and Maryanne and John He discovered some old of the trees they have recently aging are the blight of war- the schooner rolling and dance as the customs man clothes left in the house and felled can be seen lying along riors, and for Prince, his true lifting in the surf, watches. put them on. the brook near their dam. career ended when he was sliding up the river into America. . At this point he ran out into Beavers. . . cutting down trees discharged after the Korean He laughs. "Hell, you guys the open farmyard, yelling and in the night. War. kitty Wells singing over the deck been at sea long enough. cursing, at both the Allies and Prince knew what it was to Two lines from Tennyson's the loudspeakers we caught fish by, Go ashore and dance." the Germans as if he were a work in the night. During the Ulysses could have been his Tennessee Waltz — sometimes frustrated Italian farmer. Korean War, he was sent at motto: "How dull it is to we were so tired we danced So we entered America. Pretending to be checking the head of a group of men on pause, to make an end, to rust Tennessee 11*(iltz — the sea calm, So we danced Kitty Wells out the chicken coop, he a Snatch Patrol. The idea was unburnished, not to shine in and we were sailors. Cl thousand miles offshore dancing found a hoe and began hoeing to demoralize the enemy by use!" Dominique and Maryanne and I One participant who was registered It's the last trip. to write in the garden behind the house surprising them silently in the When Prince was buried in Brookside Cemetery on Nov. Our gesture — sailors, smugglers, It's it 'innipeg now. the workshop contracted a severe case of stage until he discovered the severed night and removing their 30, 1977 — a thousand yards laughing our way into America, A weather map — safety, fright minutes before starting time. He remained wire. equipment. He swore his men to silence and had them cut from the college — the drum- Newport. snow — and frozen for the entire contest. Paramedics were He stooped, as though to tie his shoe, and repaired the away all of their buttons. mers and singers from his Innocent gesture of the dance. I'd like to hear kitty 11 'ells. eventually called to the scene, and once revived, Innocent entry into America up the river. the gesture of the morning on deck — wire. The following day, his In place of their belts with home reserve chanted Death There's customs checking our dead fish — "1 was dancing with my darlin' — " IVIr. Hargreaves jumped up from out of his chair information enabled his com- their shiny buckles, he gave of a Warrior at the graveside.

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Monday, November 17, 1986 Page 8 Monday, November 17, 1986 Page 9 Hands-on approach Features Rohing TliE FAMILY ALEUM encouraged times by Karen Crossley Aathematic, graphic, and ihrough scheduling and reser- Learning By Jim VanDusen then she told us it was cat." word processing programs in vations, Vatnsdal tries to plain English. Unlike most make sure that everyone gets a "We felt horrible, but at "Welcome to The Bit'r texts, these three are kind of chance to use the computers They were everywhere. least we had a bellyful for the End." Those are the words of fun. when they want to use them. "Yoo Hoo! Young fellow, day," she said. a cheery little orange and The mathematics Tiny Of course, nothing's per- Poppy Day!" The end of the war is white sign posted in the north- Primer contains the headings fect. Both Manwaring and "Hello! Beautiful lady, something that will always to Study west corner of the LRC. "A Peek Under the Hood, Vatnsdal see room for Poppy Day!" stay in Roh's mind. The sign is in the shape of Fooling Around, The Bread improvement in the micro- Students by the thousands "The day we were liberated by Lorna Wilwand an arrow and the arrow points and Butter of your Spread computer area. Both pointed dug into their pockets to get from the German's. . . to be Do you find yourself study- lab as well as in the library. been out of school for a long to a dimly lit area containing (sheet), And Now For Some- to a file server, installed but some change, maybe even a free. You don't know what it's ing. . . studying. . . studying, "Students may have to see time. They're not quite up on 11 IBM-PC microcomputers, thing Completely Different." not operational, which would dollar bill, to buy a poppy like to feel free. . . not having and still bringing home C's, me more than once," says their study skills and need two printers, and one desk It is a hands-on guide to Super distribute programs to the from the members of the St. to hide anymore." D's, and even the dreaded F's? Robeson, "depending on the some help," she says. belonging to the friendly guar- Calc3 program that shows you individual machines as they James Ladies Auxillary No. 4. Roh said she thought about Nancy, a secretarial student, • dian of The Bit'r End, Gary why the program works as well were called up on a keyboard. One such lady was Ella Roh. all of her wartime experiences Are you burning the candle amount of remedial work • at both ends, trying to juggle necessary." She would like to says, "I've been out of school Vatnsdal. They are waiting for as how. That's something that This would eliminate the need She positioned herself on the during the Remembrance Day for 34 years and it's really service last Tuesday. She car- homework, housework, and see them practice the techni- • • 0 you. is always nice to know. to borrow programs from the blocks in front of the north running after the kids, and not que under her supervision to hard. I think it took us a while • Don't be afraid. You really Whatever you want to know AV desk. gym, catching almost everyone ried the Union Jack and stood • at attention for over an hour. having time left for the impor- be sure they understand it to catch on to what we're sup- are welcome here, whether you about computers, there is "It's really just a matter of that came by. • •• "Well, you just stand there, tant things — like dating and before they go out and do it on posed to be doing here, but 0 are an experienced computer someone there at The Bit'r convenience," Vatnsdal says. "Everyone is very friendly. • • and you can't move. . . so I having fun? their own. when you catch on — I think • • hacker or an absolute begin- End to help you. Bob Man- "Manwaring says that it will They're all lovely," she said, • thought about all the rough Does it seem like forever "The confidence of high it's great!" ner. The posted rules and waring, supervisor of AV ser- be working some day. after the traffic had slowed. times we had." since you last wrote an essay school could be one reason The lab also helps the handi- • regulations that state "you are vices, stresses the fact that the According to chief librarian Roh said she lived in • or an exam? students stay away, not know- capped students. And for the expected to have knowledge of computers are there to learn Pat Porter, other 'some day' Holland during the Second She's lived in Canada for 40 visually impaired they have the the IBM-PC" are just for on. plans for the microcomputers World War and worked as a years and said she can really You are not alone! ing that they may not have all • ••• But there is a place where the skills needed for college." reading test enlarged to make show. "The whole purpose is to include an increase in the courier for the underground. tell she's a Canadian because you can find help. That place Studying for high school is a it a little easier for them. "I fully expect someone to give students a chance to number of machines to bet- When she started she didn't she feels more at home here is the Reading Lab, located in lot different from studying for The Reading Lab offers a 40 come down who doesn't know become computer literate." ween 20 and 25 and a separate even know she was delivering than in Holland. room D-113, where they offer college, she says. hour course on reading and how to turn the machine on," Both Manwaring and Vatnsdal walled area with space for an coded messages because they When she first came to courses and individualized The lab caters to the 'non- study skills, noon-hour says Vatnsdal, whose job is to would like to see more use of instructor's office. were such commonly used Canada, she couldn't speak programs for students who are traditional student' — a stu- workshops, and individualized be available to help people the area by students who do "These are part of the plans phrases. English. She got a job at a having problems. dent who has returned to programs. "It's a problem learn to use the computers. not use computers in their for the new library construc- "My girlfriend's uncle told sewing factory for 25 cents per with not preparing properly All you need to use the courses. tion which may begin next me to go somewhere and tell hour. Since then she's worked Students often compound school after being away for many years — like a woman and not having the wisdom to machines is a double-sided, You don't have to be doing year. Then again, it may not. them he was sick and couldn't at the Bay and had numerous their problems by waiting too tackle the test in a way to put double-density disk which you a homework assignment to use Nobody I talked to seemed to come in the next day, so I did jobs over the years. long to seek help, says Linda who has gone back after rais- ing all her children. "If you've your best foot forward. can buy at the bookstore or the machines. Manwaring says put much faith in the govern- that and it meant something." She said she met her hus- Robeson, head of the lab. Anything to do with com- the Crazy Ox, and a student or there is no policing of the area, ment projections." When she did find out she band as a result of her sister. Some find it hard to ask for been away from formal educa- COusiN ELM ER DISCOVERS HUNT7NG WITH HIS WIFE munications we'll handle." off-street borrower's card. but that computer games are Priorities are placed on the was delivering secret messages, "My sister got married to a help. "They may stay away, tion for a number of years "I think there's some C eg. rup4. Your card will allow you to not encouraged. more immediate concerns. she still continued, not know- Canadian and she said as a not wanting to expose them- then you should pay a visit to the center to know what skills (students) out there who might borrow computer programs "They are too noisy," says Vatnsdal suggests that a letter ing what the messages meant. joke, I'll find you a nephew selves. Or they may feel that if be on the brink of not doing as Vatnsdal quality printer is needed. "I didn't want to know, and get you married." they did well in high school you may be lacking. Some of from the library's Audio these reading techniques well as they could. It can make Visual desk. The Bit'r End is usually Manwaring says that stu- because if you got captured "Well, lo and behold, she they should have no trouble a difference between a C and a alive with noise; the tap and dent requests for new software you couldn't tell them what it did find me a nephew and we with college." weren't even thought of 20 to There are about 50 different 30 years ago." B, or a B and an A. programs available. Vatnsdal beep of the computers and programs will be considered. meant." got married. My sister became Shirley, a childcare student, my auntie, my brother-in-law Candee, a student who just "They can come in any time - says in his newsletter, The squeal of the printers set to the The microcomputers are Roh rarely had enough to admits that she was a little ner- because we're open from 9:00 became my uncle, and my began at the lab, is upgrading 0 \ • Wendy's Bit'r End News, that "you can background hum of the pro- only now in their third year. In eat back then. By the end of vous about taking the course. a.m. to 3:50 p.m. We're open jectors in the AV section. But November 1984 there was no the war, she weighed only 90 nieces became my cousins," her reading skills so that she "roc 3-3) sport make signs, build graphs, "We didn't know what was at noon, so they can use of the machines varies software for them at all. pounds. She had to eat tulip she laughed. expected of us. Now I get Fri- can take the library technician 'mouse' a picture, write a course. She has been away bring a bag lunch. And if they great looking essay, check from day to day and hour to What is important now is bulbs, bread made with tulip Roh said she has never mis- day and Saturday nights off to need particular help they can sed a Remembrance Day ser- hour. If you want to use a that the computers are there to bulbs, and one Christmas she do what I want to do. I don't from school for about 12 7:73 your spelling, practise your years. "I especially recom- see me and get it," Robeson typing, or run a business machine at a particular time, it be used. dined on cat. vice and she probably won't have to study. If you're having says. is probably best to reserve one "I think it's important that "My girlfriend's mother for the rest of her life. While trouble with time management mend it for someone who's simulation." PARTICIPACTION MAKES PERFECT‘ And it really isn't too hard ahead of time, Vatnsdal says. students get to know these asked me to come over for she stands at attention, she then come here to learn it. It's The place is busiest just machines now," says Vatn- Christmas dinner, that was takes the time to think, great." to learn. You can schedule an hour with Vatnsdal or pick up after Christmas, when the sdal. "When you get out something! The tradition was remember, and be thankful. Some students may not even business administration there, you'll run into them." to eat rabbit. . . after we ate have heard of the lab. "We and study his three Tiny Pri- students need the machines. So why wait till the bitter end? dinner, we ate so much and ask all the instructors at the mers that explain the basic beginning of the term to tell THE KEG IS LOOKING their students. If all the instructors did that, the message would get through." FOR A FEW GOOD PEOPLE Robeson has been the head of the reading lab for at least • 12 years. She holds a masters A man and his degree in education from the Are you energetic, 4.00~0600000, University of London, and a masters in reading education hardworking, from Harvard University. reliable? Students come to her for help with many problems, but Do you like working with the public? most deal with time manage- ment and textbook reading. mountain "Students come to me and Do you like to have fun? say, 'I've studied hard. I can't work any harder. I've spent all Are you broke? by Jim Johnson nie's resident snowmaker. He The major attraction centers judging is done by women, my time studying and I've fail- • loads up his shotgun, lets fly, around the legendary and the man and boy with the ed.' They're studying, but Fernie Snow Valley, located and down comes the stuff that snowmaker himself. Muriel highest score are proclaimed they're not REALLY study- Vir The Keg is now hiring part-time a few hours southwest of a powderhound dreams about. explained how Griz is honored Griz and Mini-Griz. ing." cocktail waitresses, waiters and Calgary, owes its reputation At least that's how the each year during the Griz Days A lot of trouble to keep a Studying textbooks is not for the best deep powder ski- legend goes, according to Festival, held on Jan. 24 & 25, crusty old mountain man hap- the same as reading a novel, hostesses. ing in the B.C. Rockies to Muriel MacLeod, marketing and Jan. 31 & Feb. 1. There py? Muriel doesn't think so: says Robeson. It requires cer- Griz. assistant for Fernie Snow are parades, cabarets, and "We put in a new chairlift tain skills. What's a Griz? Griz is a Valley Ski Ltd. Muriel is a races. But the highlight of Griz without Griz's permission. Applications can be filled out at Days is the competition for the When a student goes to the cantankerous old coot who transplanted Winnipegger who Then he sent an avalanche that stalks the slopes of Fernie's ski gave up nursing to work in the titles of Griz and Mini-Griz. wiped it out." lab they are tested to find their itt 2609 Portage Avenue resort. He shusses around the ski resort business. She's been Men and boys ski, snow- People may scoff at the idea reading level, then work their shoe, spin yarns and guzzle way up from their. They learn from 2:00 to 5:00 p.m. mountain in old bearskin and at Fernie for the past seven of a snow making mountain a racoon hat, toting his trusty years. beer, and milk. There's a con- man. But how could one study techniques and time test for the Griz-liest beard. management, along with con- • musket and powder-horn. Last week she was in town doubt his existence? Fernie Without his musket and for the annual Warren Miller All contestants must be rigged averages 600 centimetres of centration,and then go into No experience neccessary. out in authentic Griz wear: textbook work. Special study powder-horn, Fernie's cham- Ski Film Festival; where she snow annually. He's probably furry animal skins, fur hats, skills tapes and books on pagne powder would be just a was busy selling the attractions too busy making powder to technique are available in the pleasant memory. Griz is Fer- of Fernie to the skiing public. the more fur the better. All the stop and chat anyway.

411111111■•••Imr by Mireille Dacquay by Lauri-Ann Raymus He is master of laughs, audience participation and and all so funny," said Corpus Vile. What does it They've had their best gigs political-like Evils of Apar- magician and prankster. He is enthusiasm ran high as Putz Fewster. mean? The Concise Oxford so far on a tour they did in the theid. We've also got a song also known to become a tried again and again to Putz relies heavily on incre- defines it this way: "Thing States in August. In Des called I Don't Like To Pay for baseball glove and a big, catapult a stuffed kitten dible sight gags from a veriti- worthless except as object of Moines and Omaha the audi- Things, which doesn't have a yellow balloon man. Har, through a cardboard hoop of ble tickle trunk of props. Two experiments". In Winnipeg, ence reaction was excellent. message." Har, you guessed it. He's Mar- fire and into a fishing net. Not steamer trunks full to be exact, Corpus Vile takes on a dif- "People were slam-danc- Eventually Venesia conclud- tin Putz. that funny you say? Consider most of which he makes or at ferent meaning. Here it By Ed Tait ing. . . the audience was more ed the philosophy question Students packed the Tower the details. least designs himself. "People The screen adaptation of tend to remember funny things means: A four-mar. band who mixed than it is here-punk and with: "We've got outlooks but James Clavell's Tai-pan is Thankfully, the movie ends Lounge last Wednesday at The fishing net is attached metal," said Venesia. He said they've seen rather than won't provide noon-hour we don't want to be preachers. simply the case of taking on with Culum reversing sides noon to partake in the revelry to a fencing mask, which has entertainment at R.R.C.C. that after the gigs the band The whole underground scene and taking over as the new and synonymous with the funny heard," says Putz. too much in too little time. been strategically placed on because as one member puts it: had people coming up and is individualistic." Clavell's complicated plot improved Tai-pan. All this man's name. the head of a helpful student. Putz comes from Toronto asking where they could buy and has been in show business "People would probably "It's think for yourself," revolves around Dirk Struan, and more in two hours. It isn't unusual for students There's more. throw their lunches at us". the Corpus Vile album. "That Bell added. The directors and producers "The key word here is for about seven years. "I the Tai-pan or reigning leader to wander in and out of the cat," Vocalist Bruno Venesia, 20, was great." of European traders in China rely on lavish costumes and says Putz, at which time the started out as a magician but The funniest part of the The band plans to put out a lounge during noon-hour I've concentrated on comedy and lead-guitarist Doug Bell, single or an album at some around 1840. Struan and his massive crowd scenes to over- entertainment, but Putz con- entire crowd meows over and 20, talked with great enthu- American tour happened when arch rival Tyler Brock come a muddled and com- for the last two." they were on the road. "We time in the future. The main siderably slowed down the over whenever "cat" is men- He has opened for Billy siasm about their group which factor controlling their vinyl establish a lucrative business plicated script. traffic. "It's the type of show tioned. As the toy finally finds formed in March. Describing had this '73 Buick beater with trading in silk, jade, and The cinematography is Crystal and Paul Young in bald tires and a U-haul. It was efforts at the moment is people plan to catch for a it's mark, the audience gave Toronto but says it's not easy Corpus Vile's music as a cross money-or rather a lack of it. opium. unfortunately poor. Tai-pan minute and end up staying a one resounding cheer as I thought my mother dressed me funny. between 'hard-core' and so bad at one point that we got "About one in every three gigs But the Chinese emperor was apparently filmed on loca- getting ahead in Canada. passed by a house(on a while," he says. though the feat had become That's a real pity for his 'West-coast speed metal' we do get paid," said Bell. forbids the sale of the drugs tion in China, but from the The reason is obvious. You one cumulative effort. . . trailer)," said Venesia and and in about 15 minutes looks of things could easily kind of talent. Sight gags are Venesia said, "We're pretty they both started laughing. "We don't mind not getting just have to see what this nut is Sound like fun now? You bet. paid — it's fun just doing the Struan has his house in Can- have been done at Grand pretty standard in his line of well the only band of our kind What about the music? going to pull out of his bag of Students like Laura Few- work but Putz lends more in the city." gigs," he added. ton burned, seizes Hong Beach. tricks next. He is unpredic- Double Bass emanates Does Corpus Vile have a Likewise the acting is also ster, business adminstration originality to his act than I've So where have Corpus Vile Kong, and is forced into table and spontaneous, read- philosophy? Venesia said that "It's a lot easier for a band bankruptcy by Brock. poor. Australian Bryan Brown and secretarial student Cathy seen in many comics. What been hiding? They haven't to get out vinyl through inde- ing the crowd to know just Doering, could not pick out the subjects covered in their Struan receives help from a tries his best to bring a little say we get a letter going to Let- single traits really, you just have to know music varied. Some of the pendent labels rather than how far he dares take the act. their favorite joke of the terman? Putz is good and European woman named depth to the lead character where to find them. They songs cover personal topics commercial ones," said Near the end of the show, show. "There were so many deserves that really big break. by Melanie Last Mary, who owes him a favor Dirk Struan. Nobody else in generally play small core-area like an anti-suicide song called Venesia. or something. She convinces Tai-pan comes close. Too The double bass is the under two hours of non-stop halls. They've played at Well- Life Ain't Easy. "We're not By the way, why the name many characters and too little speech in The Double Bass, her Chinese lover to give Schwarzenaggor of violins. ington's twice, once backing really a message band," said Corpus Vile? "It sounded Struan the money he needs to character development leaves It's big, clumsy and it's only playing until November 22 at GBH. They have also played Venesia. Doug Bell countered heavy so we used it," said many movie patrons scrat- the MTC Warehouse Theatre. prevent going broke. utterances resemble guttural at Le Rendez-Vous. with: "Some of our lyrics are Venesia and smiled. The Tai-pan's son, Culum, ching their heads and asking, is a The people loved it. moans. The Double Bass then arrives from Scotland "Who's that guy? Where did love story where an eccentric And you had to laugh — he come from'?" laugh merely at the fact that and informs his father that musician rationalizes his rela- their family has been wiped Particularly weak, and tionship with his low-down, the play evolved around a worth mentioning because of maniac and the ever-changing_ out by the plague. After shrug- all-consuming double bass. ging this off in a couple of this, are Tim Guinee as Culum personality of his double bass. Struan, and Katy Behean as High energy blues is what voice that went straight to the With the exception of Tel- The musician, played by And laugh at the maniac him- minutes, we find out that Culum has joined sides with Mary, the lady who for some the leader of the Tom Teller heart and guts of blues. ler, the rest of the band was Eric Peterson, shares a sound- self and the clever execution of proofed apartment with his the dastardly evil Tyler Brock. reason or another owes Dirk Band calls their music. But Teller said they felt a lot of very uncomplicated and unim- the script. Struan a favor. John Stanton anyone who caught their act in man-sized violin. He starts out There's not much humor The ensuing scenes drag on support from the audience, "I pressive. The other three and on and everyone quickly and Bill Leadbitter as Tyler the Tower Lounge on Nov. 6 could see the feet tapping. the passionate professor lec- associated with classical music members struggled to keep up turing on the history of the loses interest. There's a ball, and Gorth Brock respectively, could tell where about 99 per That's where we get our to the pace Teller had set. and chamber Orchestras. The are too evil to be believable. cent of that energy comes Double Bass takes the deep Struan kills Brock's son energy." In the end, Teller let double bass as the backbone Gorth, and Culum and All in all, Tai-pan would from. Mike Baxter, a student of lows of classical music and everyone know just who was of orchestral music. With a Brock's daughter elope. have been more effective as This thin, inconspicuous sheet metal said, "I've heard the master of showmanship. few beers his monologue makes them ' c. It's worth one of those 60 part, 180 hour character with glasses is not going to see just to witness the Finally, Brock and Struan all this standard old stuff. I'd "Just a little bit of the becomes the rantings of a battle in a timely dramatic mini-series seen on television who you'd expect would turn like to hear more of their own changing personality of the boogie," he said as he lifted drunkard screaming at his bass typhoon. Struan wins the bat- all the time. into a madman on electric songs." his guitar behind his head and one moment and making love double bass at it goes from Trying to absorb and guitar. tle as Brock gets trapped but "Brass is where it's at," played to the rousing cheers of to it the next. being a tool of Mozart to a big doesn't die. But the typhoon understand so much informa- As the show went on, Teller said Darlene Wall, C&l sales. dumb burden. the crowd. Peterson delivered just wipes out everything including tion in a two hour time period put those strings through rip- "I like saxophone. They're Struan and his Chinese lover. is simply too much to ask. ping solos and threw songs not a complicated band, but I By Mireille Dacquay over the microphone with a like their sound." Something wild walked into feel the rebel blood just star- his life and he may never be ting to boil. the same. The movie begins as the He is mild-mannered kind of impetuous adventure accountant, Charles Driggs, most people dare to only played by Jeff Daniels. dream of. As the story goes Something wild comes his way on, however, the main char- ' SHAKEY'S in the form of Lulu Hankel, acters develope well past PIZZA PARLOR played by Melanie Griffith. Charlie's metamorphosis and By Darron Hargreaves She is dressed in a kinky black Lulu's craving for anything WORLD'S GREATEST PIZZA It was a dark and stormy none of it. outfit equipped with plenty of outrageous. with Rockabillyers all night. Both characters and plot night. . . "Onward," I shouted. Sleepy covered songs by weird African jewelry and just The worst blizzard since Arriving in time to catch the as many wild ideas about life. take a new turn with the intro- Chuck Berry, Little Richard, duction of Ray Sinclair, '66 - no - '35 - no - '18 was last of Combo Combo, we had Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, From the moment Lulu raging around my sturdy auto, no trouble finding seats. The notices the super-straight Lulu's ex-boyfriend, ex-con, Roy Orbison, and others. played by Ray Liotta. Give obviously intent on doing it in, storm had taken it's toll. More recent material was character sneak out with his Let Us Video Tape Your Team leaving it buried under 48 feet Combo did some Roy Orbison lunch bill, she decides to save this movie a little more time taken from Lynyrd Skynyrd, and nothing, it would seem, is In Action! of snow, vulnerable to rape stuff, doing an exceptional job Bob Seger and the Stray Cats. this closet rebel from his mun- and pillage at the hands of on "Oh Claudette," and some dane existence. as it first appeared. It might be said that Sleepy By the time this sadistic Our Video Camera Crew will tape your sports uncivilized looters. other ones. strayed a bit from the REAL With the knowledge of his "Do your worst," I said After a surprisingly short petty crime, she cajoles excuse for a human being rockabilly. comes into the story we are aloud, and laughed. It was a wait Sleep La Beef took the The man has a strong voice, Charlie into letting her give scornful laugh. stage, attired in bad black. him a ride back to his office, somewhere in small town Pen- invited back to our own banquet room well suited to the material he nsylvania. Lulu is now Audrey to see yourself in action. Nothing short of the second There was no elaborate does. The same can't be said but first he's in for a few sur- coming of Jesus himself would posturing or strutting. Just prises. and Charlie fronts as her hus- for his band members. band at her high school reu- prevent me from reaching Le straight ahead playin' and At times, Sleepy looked just Unknown to Charlie, the SHAKEY'S will provide spectacular prices Rendez-Vous, where 275 nion. singin', by God. The sparse that. A week of performances first pit stop includes ripping All three main characters - Great Pizzas pounds of rockabilly was crowd got into things right at the Norwood probably sap- off a liquor store. By this time make this movie worth cat- - Great Buffets - (50 or more persons) preparing to take Winnipeg away. There was energy. It ped the man of some strength. he's getting rather cautious of 'by storm.' ching even though a source - Full Bar Service was raw. It was RAW His medleys added variety, Lulu's tricks. After all, he's better known as Entertain- The faint-hearted lass beside ENERGY. but changed pace too sharply, got a wife and kids waiting at "Some- me cringed as I skillfully ment Tonight says, PLEASE BOOK IN ADVANCE They screamed rockabilly throwing the stomping, clapp- home and a lot of business to thing Wild will be something at either of our two locations maneuvered around yet rooted screams like ing, dancing masses off their take care of back at the office. another stalled car, then plow- gone in about two weeks." 2517 Portage Avenue 885-1358 "YEEHAW" and boogying feet. Sorry Charlie. What do they know? ed boldly through a huge drift. "YAHOO", stomped their Inclement conditions forced 1855 Pembina Highway 269-5546 "Let's turn back," she After a few more bottles of Guaranteed, it's not up for feet and clapped their hands. an early departure, cutting any awards, but it has style pleaded, but I was having The dance floor was crammed scotch, a little handcuff fun in short an enjoyable show. a sleazy motel and a high class and a story that won't leave dine and dash, he begins to you flat. Monday, November 17, 1986 Page 12 Monday, November 17, 1986 Page 13

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By the seventh, both fighters were obviously tired, but it was Fernandez who had to be literally shoved off his corner stool and back into the Bye , Bye Benito ring.

Photo by: James Clarke Atlas said that Lalonde is Prior to any boxing how- currently ranked as the #1 ever, the fans were force-fed light-heavyweight in the world what could very well be the by the N.A.B.F., #3 by the worst recording of our nat- W.B.A., #6 by the W.B.C., ional anthem ever played at a and #2 super-middle weight by public gathering. the I.B.F. The first bout of the evening Not too far away, leaning pitted Dave Fiddler, a brawler on the back of a chair, with his from Winnipeg, against Carl Photo by: James Clarke arms crossed, sat a solemn Fredrickson, an awkward, Forbes takes aim. Dave Wolf. cross-eyed fellow, from Wolf is from New York Minot, North Dakota, making As usual, the bathrooms of utilized a much improved left City. He is the man who guid- his pro debut. the Convention Centre were jab to pick away at Fernandez. Granted Fiddler and Fred- ed Ray "Boom Boom" Man- lined up for as far as the eye Fernandez showed the peo- cini to a title. He is Lalonde's rickson were nervous, granted could see. And unless you the fight was little more than ple of Winnipeg just how manager, and "the one who knew which stairwell to head tough he is when he survived a freed Donny from here." lackluster, but the speed in for, you were in for a long, which the hecklers emerged flurry of punishing lefts and a Wolf said though he and his painful wait. devastating right hook mid- Benito stops a right. entourage had been treated was downright disturbing. It should also be mentioned Fiddler won by decision in 10. way through the round. well in Winnipeg, the apathy that not once during the Lalonde finished the round this city seems to have for Bout number two saw course of the evening did those rnoto oy: James Clarke Robin Smith of Portland, scoring almost at will. The fight went on. Lalonde Lalonde bothers him. cute little card carrying girls in punishing Fernandez, who A felled Benito makes his television debut. "There's a lot of pressure Oregon eradicate Elmer At some point during their tight white shorts appear rounds one and two, Fer- would bend at the waist, and on Donny, this being his Hogue of Minot, North uncomfortable. Dakota. On a happier note, nandez abandoned his south grab onto Lalonde like a homecoming, and he's impos- "Ladecceez and gentlemen. lovesick schoolboy. Post Fight be getting up. Definitely my ed a lot of that pressure on Hogue was bludgeoned only In the blue corner, hailing paw style, and out of sheer desperation, became a right At the end of the seventh In a brief interview follow- best shot in a long time." himself in that he wants to briefly, as his trainer threw in from Spartanburg, South round, Lalonde sat on his the towel 57 seconds into hander for the first time in his ing the fight, Dr. Norman C. "Are you tired?" prove he's not the same Carolina, with a record of 23 stool, his eyes puffy and red. round two. li fe. Hill, who has been sitting "I'm not tired, but my body limited fighter who left here, wins, three losses, and eight "What round we in?" he needs a rest." that he's improved. The rest of It was here, in the early However, it was Lalonde's ringside for ten years, explain- knockouts, weighing in at 165 panted. ed his job. Exit Lalonde. the world knows it, but appar- stages of bout number three, pounds — Benito Fernandez!" scoring blows and Fernandez's Round eight was undoubte- the fans emerged. sloppy, ineffective slaps that "What I do, is through a Exit all but two reporters. ently Winnipeg still has to be "Boo." dly Fernandez's strongest series of tests, determine What makes a company the shown." Two heavyweights, a "Hiss." left little doubt as to who the lumbering Barry Forbes from round. It was here, briefly, whether or not a fighter can size of International Manage- Wolf said if all goes well "Nice haircut, Benito." professional was. that he was able to land some Calgary, and a smaller, Rounds two, three, and four enter the ring." ment Group, with branches in and the promoters walk away The crowd welcomed the substantial punches on the According to Hill, all boxers Toronto, New York, Los happy, Donny's title fight may quicker Tony Morrisson, of challenger as expected and came and went, Lalonde Toronto duked it out in a six face of Lalonde. must present him with an EEG Angeles, and Rio de Janeiro, lappen in Winnipeg. marvelled at the attire of Fer- outscoring Fernandez, but Sweat from the two men round slugfest. and an EKG that have been just to mention a few, inter- So there they stood, Donny nandez and White. unable to put him away. flew over the ropes and landed taken within one year prior to ested in someone like Donny Benito hoists himself off the canvass "bi- the fourth time. Lalonde, 26-years-old, 6 feet 1 Much to a delight of the on the press table below. crowd, the two boxers spent Photo by: James Clarke the fight. Lalonde? inches tall, 170 pounds, with a The fight was stopped mid- the better part of the fight Hill personally gives each With clients like Jim Rice, from Manitoba's boxing com- professional record of 27-2 (23 way through the ninth. By James Clarke stood at attention, his boyish banging it out toe to toe. The boxer a pre-fight evaluation Oilcan Boyd, and Herschel frame perfectly still, his eyes missioner Herb Embuldeniya. KO's) and ranked among the that includes a neurologic, Walker, why the Golden Boy? Rumor has it that any pro- top ten boxers in the world. fight was declared a draw. fessional bout wanting to be fixed on Fernandez. He then Lalonde smiled, gave a brief chest, lung, and heart exam- Michael Wright, who works speech, and stepped down Across the room, Benito Fer- And whether it was the taken seriously must first stepped off and made his way liquor, the blood, the crun- ination, and a thorough check out of Toronto, says it's sim- engage in some pre-fight hype. to his manager's side. from the podium. nandez, a 5 foot 8 inch, 160 for facial and surgical scars.' ple. pound high school senior from ching blows, or a combination On Wednesday, Nov. 5, the Up next were Benito Fer- With the formalities out of of the three, the end of the "During the fight I monitor "Donny Lalonde is going to nandez and his manager/- the way, open season was South Carolina whose only each boxers performance. 1 the top. And we're going to be Sheraton Winnipeg hosted ranking is in the carnival cir- Forbes-Morrisson fight mark- "the official pre-fight trainer, Don White. With his declared on Lalonde and Fer- keep track of the blows to the there." cuit. ed the crowd's ascent to weigh-in of Donny Lalonde southern accent, faded nandez. The few undercard delirium. It was here they head, and how severe they are. Wright points out that the and Benito Fernandez." One overalls and rotund physique. fighters that remained looked began gearing themselves for If, at the end of the fight, I boxing that went on that could not help but be at least a White appeared straight from on wide-eyed, as cameramen, The Fight what they expected/- think it's necessary, I'll make night, despite all it's pitfalls, little impressed by the formali- Ha77ard County. reporters, and friends "Ladeeeees and gentlemen, demanded/hoped. an assessment of the boxer to was "the best boxing Winni- ty of it all. "I want this scale zeee-roed gathered round the respective preeeeesenting 38 rounds of In the fourth and final his trainer." peg's seen in a long time. Stretched out at the back of in before my boy gits on," he boxers. professional boxing." undercard bout, Mike Short Hill said that boxers are "If we can do all this, in the room were tables of sand- drawled. Fernandez stood quietly, Twenty-eight hundred spec- from Calgary, who looked more worried about their such little time, imagine what wiches, pop, and beer, all free There was a brief pause as glaring into the eye of the tators showed up that night to remarkably like a young health than anybody. "They we can do with a lot of time." for the taking. At the opposite the elderly gentleman and his television camera while his watch Donny Lalonde's home- Shawn O'Sullivan, hammered want to look after themselves, Wright said his company is end, amidst microphones, assistant worked frantically to manager assessed Lalonde. coming bout against Benito out a victory over Mario but let me tell 'ya they hate to paid to put on a show. "And quiet the boisterous White. floodlights, and neat rows of "One thing you gotta Fernandez and four under- Rivera of Minneapolis in eight Waiting for the decision. lose." when the bottom line is chairs, sat a podium and a At some point, amidst the remember Danny, or whatever cards. rounds. What the post fight press counted, the people came to scale. Not a scale you'd see in confusion, a muscular Benito his name is, is ovah. He has to conference lacked in intensity, support Donny Lalonde. I a doctor's office, but more Fernandez clambered onto the lose some weight by tomor- Everybody's crazy 'bout a sharp dres.stid man. it made up for in free beer. think we can sell the arena out Donny Lalonde was award- like a scale used to weigh large scale. row's weigh-in or there won't After a pleasant wait, at 7,000." He too, then got up trucks. "Fernandez, 160 pounds," "Stick it in his face, Don- ed a T.K.O. Lalonde entered the room, and headed for the party. be no fight. And that's okay Fernandez eased through Benito Fernandez protested Promoters, boxers, jour- the elderly gentleman reported with us. We'd just as soon nie." showered, ready to answer Looking up from the out- quickly. the ropes, straightened up and briefly that he wasn't hurt, nalists, and guys in nice suits take our money, go home, and bounced proudly around the "Set 'em up!" questions. side at the tinted glass awning mingled, sipped, and nibbled Fernandez stepped off, put "Don't punch yourself out, then weaved off into the "How's the head, Donny?" on the second floor of the spend it. ring with his hands held high. sunset. for about an hour. Eventually, his shirt on, and walked away Donnie." "Very, very sore." Sheraton Winnipeg, one could while White grumbled inces- "If you see Donny in some He sported an enormous som- The crowd erupted. an elderly gentleman bent over Italian joint tonight throw in' "Stick 'em, Donnie." "Did you think they stop- make out what appeared to be santly. He was later seen brero with multi-colored the podium mike and told back the pasta, then you know dingle balls and a tattered robe The fans screamed, picking ped the fight too soon?" a party. everyone to be seated. mumbling to himself, weigh- up momentum with each pass- "I agree with the stop. I was Once inside, it was clear. ing a glass of beer. he doesn't want to fight," that read "merican Kid". The "The weigh-in will now pro- White concluded. "A" had fallen off. ing round. out hitting him." This was a victory party. Free Michael Wright, director of alcohol, free sandwiches, and ceed," he croaked. On the other side of the As for his manager, gone Fernandez would drop to "What'd you think of Fer- Clad in a bright gold and event planning for Interna- the canvas five times before nandez?" about 150 ecstatic boxing fans tional Management Group room, Lalonde was quietly were the faded coveralls. In white track suit, with "Golden their place, blue, stretchy, the fight was over. "Tough kid. When I hit him celebrating the rebirth of and promoter for the Lalonde holding a press conference of Donny Lalonde — boxer. Boy" stenciled on his back, his own. ankle-length leisure pants set Lalonde spent most of with that right in the first, Donny Lalonde made his way fight, said the reason the box- there's no way I thought he'd And celebrate they did. He said the two pounds was off by a carpenter's pouch. round five with his eyes bun- slowly to the scale. ers were weighing in the day ched skyward, determined to before the fight, instead of no big deal and he would For Fernandez, Lalonde's The cameras clicked and put Fernandez away. Again Ohntn fight day like many other box- simply have to count calories entrance must have been ter- by: James Clarke whined frantically as Lalonde ribly intimidating. Fernandez hung on. first shook hands, then bent ing associations, "is so the at supper. He denied being nervous and opted for "exci- A recording of Laura Bran- "That boy's got a head of over, removed his runners, boxers have that extra time to sea-ment," complained one lose or gain weight accord- ted and anxious" to describe nigan's "I Need A Hero" and placed them neatly to the reached crescendos as the fan. side. ingly, instead of an hour or his mood. two before fight time." "At this point, what can I announcer (barely audible) Photo by: James Clarke Lalonde stepped up onto the turned on his heels and thrust scale, peeled off his shirt, and Wright said for a non-title do? I've gotta go out there tomorrow and get the job a pointed finger at the recesses grinned nervously at the fight in the super-middle of the arena. gallery. weight division, the limit is 168 done." Lalonde pivoted, ducked, and jabbed the air. Within minutes, 2,800 box- The scale however, proved pounds on fight day. ing fans were on their feet, to be a match for the two men As for the boxers that One of the key ingredients cheering feverishly, as Donny in charge of weighing the followed, Fredrickson, Fid- that now make up the Lalonde Lalonde inched slowly tow- fighters. What followed was dler, Short, Rivera, Smith, fight package is Teddy Atlas, a ards the ring. Oh how they anything but graceful. Hogue, and Forbes, the weigh- trainer considered by many as wanted the "Golden Boy" to Finally, after some advice ins went by barely noticed. one of the best in the business. win. from Lalonde, the scale was And though a few appeared "This fight is important for The bell rang, the fever mastered. confident, many looked like us to guage Donny, to see if we broke, the main event was "Lalonde, 170 pounds," boys playing a man's game. want to have him fight for the under way. -1.)1 . • Va.M the elderly gentleman barked. Lalonde was then presented title right away, or wait Lalonde fought conser- For a moment, Lalonde with a championship ring Now here's a girl who loves her job. awhile." vatively in round one. For Check that ceiling for cracks, Benito. thirty seconds. After that he