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Downtown Bellingham@Railroad&Holly Shuksan Mid.School@NW& Alderwood Fairhaven Village, 11th Street&Finnegan WWU RecreationCenter, SouthCampus Carl CozierElem.@Lakeway&Lincoln N. CascadesCardiologybySt.Joeseph Sunnyland ElementaryonJamesStreet Whatcom Comm.College,KelloggRd. Sehome Village @BillM.Parkway Blaine SchoolsonHStreet, Blaine Public Market@Cornwall &Lottie WWU RedSquare,MainCampus Guide Meridian&Birchwood Ave. Barkley Village @Woburn Street Lumni FitnessCenter, KwinaRd. The HUBCommunityBikeShop Port ofB’hamonRoeder Ave. Celebration St Celebration Main StreetFerndale Dupont &Broadway ations [email protected] E-MAIL LISTED, EVENTS YOUR GET TO Uganda: for Bead Studio Tour: VISUAL ARTS Williams: Judith WORDS WWU Center, Concert: Dance Faculty PULP: DANCE Director’s Cut: Beautiful: Too Mount Vernon Theatre, Factory: Chocolate the and Charlie Vernon Little Women: Lynden II: Nunsense Improv Evolution: Fundraiser:Arts STAGE ON FRIDAY 05. Talk: History Out: Night Girl’s COMMUNITY WWU Center, Concert: Dance Faculty DANCE Beautiful: Too Lynden II: Nunsense Theatre Good, Bad, Ugly: HeadRush: STAGE ON THURSDAY 05. Market Wednesday: Word Spoken Amrita Sondhi: WORDS Mockingbird: MUSIC WEDNESDAY 05. 10 11 09 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Center Arts Performing Firehouse 7:30pm, .07 7pm, Fairhaven College Auditorium Auditorium College Fairhaven 7pm, .07 .07 10am-6pm, Camano Island Island Camano 10am-6pm, 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Theatre, Thomas vg Claire 7:30pm, Theatre, Thomas vg Claire 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Whatcom Museum Whatcom 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Roeder Home Home Roeder 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Phillip Tarro Theatre, Mount Mount Theatre, Tarro Phillip 7:30pm, 8pm, iDiOM Theater iDiOM 8pm, Theater iDiOM 8pm, 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Upfront 9:30pm, 7pm, Village Books Books Village 7pm, 5-9pm, Fairhaven Fairhaven 5-9pm, 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Upfront 9:30pm, and 7:30pm 5:30pm, Viking Union, WWU WWU Union, Viking 5:30pm, 7:30pm, Village Books Village 7:30pm, 6-9pm, Center for Expressive Arts Expressive for Center 6-9pm, 7:30pm, Upfront Theatre Upfront 7:30pm, 8pm, Performing Arts Arts 8pm, Performing Arts 7:30pm, Performing 8pm, Stuart’s at the the at Stuart’s 8pm, 7:30pm, Lincoln Lincoln 7:30pm, Theater 12 iDiOM at it—May 10- staying in love—and about show woman her one- performs McCarthy Carolyn More event information can be found starting on page 16 canbefound starting More information event For music-related events, see page 25 WWU Center, Collegium Musicum: School Kulshan Chorus: Church pal Whatcom Chorale: MUSIC Club Bay: the by Tango Vernon Mount Hall, Festival: Dance Northwest WWU Center, Arts Concert: Dance Faculty DANCE Director’s Cut: Beautiful: Too Vernon Mount Theatre, Lincoln Factory: Chocolate the and Charlie Mount Vernon Little Women: Ballroom Falcon: Maltese The LyndenTheatre, II: Nunsense Center Arts Performing Park: the in Barefoot Improv Evolution: STAGE ON SATURDAY 05. A glance atwhat’sA glance happening this week 12 .07 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Thomas vg Claire 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Phillip Tarro Theatre, Theatre, Tarro Phillip 7:30pm, 8pm, iDiOM Theater Theater iDiOM 8pm, 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Upfront 9:30pm, 8pm, Bellingham High High Bellingham 8pm, 9-11pm, Squalicum Yacht Yacht 9-11pm, Squalicum 7:30pm, Upfront Theatre Upfront 7:30pm, 7:30pm, St. Paul’s Episco- Paul’s St. 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Leopold Crystal Crystal Leopold 7:30pm, 8pm, Performing Arts Arts 8pm, Performing 7:30pm, Firehouse Firehouse 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Performing 7:30pm, Performing 7:30pm, McIntyre McIntyre 7:30pm, 7:30pm, 7:30pm, EEKLY c . a . La ConnerLa Reception: Davis Darrell Gallery: Garden Tour: Studio Road Sweet Studio Tour: VISUAL ARTS Radio of Museum American Bellingham Robot Festival: Square Market: Farmers ton Fairgrounds, Lynden Bike-a-Thon: Park, Ferndale Sale: Plant Breakfast: Pancake Run: Haggen to Haggen COMMUNITY 13 as part of the Camano Island Studio Tour Tour Studio Island Camano the of part as 13 11- May display on be will work whose artists many many, the of one is Andrews Colleen s . c 9am-2pm, Hovander Homestead Homestead Hovander 9am-2pm, . 10am-6pm, Camano Island Island Camano 10am-6pm, a 9am-2pm, Northwest Washing- Northwest 9am-2pm, 10am-4pm, Lazy “R” Ranch Ranch “R” Lazy 10am-4pm, 10am-3pm, Depot Market Market Depot 10am-3pm, . d 8-11am, Senior Center Center 8-11am, Senior . 8am, Sehome Village Village Sehome 8am, 10am-5pm, Blaine 6-9pm, Café Culture, Culture, Café 6-9pm, i 10am-4pm, 10am-4pm, . a Backpacking 101: Ethiopia: in Adventures COMMUNITY Kid: Ragtime The WORDS Puppets: Parasol The STAGE ON TUESDAY 05. MONDAY 05. Cowboy—does his thing May 13 at Nancy’s Farm Nancy’s at 13 May thing his Cowboy—does Zen the as known Pyle—otherwise Chuck Songster Art’s Alive Forum: Alive Art’s Day: Air Plein VISUAL ARTS Night: Poetry Hour: Radio Chuckanut WORDS SUNDAY 05. Garden Party: Museum American Opening: Abstraction Tour: Studio Road Sweet Studio Tour: VISUAL ARTS Day: Activity Family COMMUNITY Pyle: Chuck MUSIC WWU Concert: Dance Faculty DANCE Mount Vernon Factory: Chocolate the and Charlie Little Women: II: Nunsense STAGE ON 15 14 13 .07 .07 .07 2pm, Nancy’s Farm Farm Nancy’s 2pm, 10am-5pm, Camano Island Island Camano 10am-5pm, 2pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Lynden Theatre, Thomas vg Claire 2pm, 8:30pm, Fantasia Espresso Fantasia 8:30pm, 10am-3pm, Woodstock Farm Farm Woodstock 10am-3pm, 1-4pm, Big Rock Garden Rock Big 1-4pm, 2pm, Phillip Tarro Theatre, Mount Vernon Vernon Mount Theatre, Tarro Phillip 2pm, 7:30pm, Village Books Books Village 7:30pm, 7pm, REI REI 7pm, 7pm, Everson McBeath Library McBeath Everson 7pm, 12-4pm, Whatcom Museum Museum Whatcom 12-4pm, 7pm, Whatcom Museum Museum Whatcom 7pm, 2pm, Performing Arts Center, Center, Arts Performing 2pm, 6pm, American Museum of Radio of Museum American 6pm, 12:30pm, Whatcom Museum Museum Whatcom 12:30pm, 10am-5pm, Blaine 12-5pm, Whatcom Whatcom 12-5pm, 2pm, Lincoln Theatre, Theatre, Lincoln 2pm,

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Without some as yet correction undiscussed in by out zero to isestimated fund inthe traditionally balance billion $20 the andAdministration, Congress aRepublican by accounting andslippery neglect due to is fi Fund Trust Highway Federal 2009. The as early upas dry plan. inthe a mention get even doesn’t andit Years talk, of 85,000 people. for supply water adrinking of decline measurable the to ute contrib- to continues surfaces impervious along runoff traffi where reservoir, Whatcom Lake the and around in roads for plan any improvement—namely for geted ONE WAYONE CUL-DE-SAC: The Gristle county along the Mount Baker Highway. Baker Mount the along county fl ondevelopment aspigot opens simply andMcLeod— Barkley around homebuilding by measure inlarge improvement—driven Sunset The and widening. road-building funded publicly and—ultimately—more that produces eventual increase in traffi construction facilitates that improve infrastructure to dollars of millions surrenders public the inwhich cycle avicious activities, inroad-building than evident more Road. andMcLeod Street Woburn between Drive Sunset east widen to isa$11.5 plan million ects are which of majority the attention, receive should that projects to point to Commission Advisory Neighborhood Mayor’s the volve in- to staff andhis Douglas Tim by aneffort to thanks some degree. to bikers benefi 18will list, priority onits place to chose city the 20projects Of corridors. pedestrian and bike to improvements to 2013devoted by streets onour spend to intends city $71.4 the the of million portion asizable with travel, of modes on alternative inventory. said to contributor one number the being car inventory—the gas greenhouse manmade Bellingham’s reduce to cussed ment plan this week to the city’s six-year transportation improve- session alengthy devoted Council City Bellingham tion, Tthe city’s transportation plan is also a great way to Unfortunately, this can resultThis grim news is not in lost on a public kind works directors of “panic for projections revenue Account Highway “Current may assist to money federal because ashame That’s Nowhere is the public subsidy of private development development private of subsidy public isthe Nowhere proj- of list the topping efforts, progressive Despite city, the throughout portioned are Improvements emphasis new spells this policy, public nowby Linked nanced by an 18.4-cent-per-gallon tax on fuel but, as it is informed by cit dramatically increases to $5.7 to billion.” increases dramatically cit not In a synergy of purpose andac- purpose of Inasynergy auto related. auto a second plan they dis- they plan asecond not cials (AASHTO), owing into the the into owing slated or bud- Ah, progress! 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Chinese and beer shoplifting ter 30,On April OUT TAKE warrants. onmultiple Hotel County the into him book and him wake to away found who police, called they Eventually, doorway. in their snoring was amanwho rouse to successfully un- tried Street onHolly Shop Coffee On May 1, CAFFEINE ALITTLE TRY warrants. standing Creek. three They arrested on out- Whatcom crossing on a bridge arettes cig- rolling people of agroup stopped On May 3, ILLEGAL DEPT. WAS IT DIDN’T KNOW On May 5, for his troubles. his for employees of the Three Trees Trees Three the of employees he saw them he had a“deer had he them saw he two teens walking the trails trails the walking teens two Bellingham bike offi a 20-year-old drunk nearly for possession of marijuana marijuana of possession for cers arrested him for DUI for him arrested cers but was issued a citation acitation issued was but Bellingham bike offi his the palm of his hand, hand, his of palm the his the multicolored pipe in pipe multicolored the conceal to tried portedly re- 24-year-old The look. caught in headlights” the amanfl an intoxicated male male anintoxicated ed from Haggen af- from ed cers in cers cers cers currents THE be part of a could drilling, geotechnical during found possible Indiansettlement. a of remains the reveal excavations inary prelim- after limbo into isthrown project Environmental ImpactStatement. port’s the of scope onthe last the was meeting public The alternatives. ment in that agency’sand moreopenspace waterfrontthey wantamorecompletecleanup redevelop- associations. neighborhood side north of acoalition by sponsored one this fi the at off square documents. court to according years, of aperiod over place took thefts The money. the returning before ganization or- Ferndale the $13,000 from ing about tak- to Court Superior County Whatcom with felonytheft Parent-Teacher Organizationischarged WEDNESDAY 05. jackpots Casino andseashell FRIDAY 05. THURSDAY 05. leaves this summer to head-up a school Dickerson Burton over after take will Meridian School District. is namedthe next superintendentof inhabitants. ancient the of bones the which such sites, can contain protects law Federal mollusks. andother clams of lots ate who peoples native of tlements set- the in andaround accumulated that BY TIMJOHNSON Bellingham’s Bellingham’s Dozens tellthePortofBellingham Bellingham’s The A Mount BakerSchoolDistrictoffi 04. 03. 02. former treasurerfortheSkyline 07 07 07 midden six candidatesformayor Laurel Street Bridge Laurel StreetBridge THAT WAS rst of several forums, forums, several of rst after she admits in admits she after , the heap of shells shells of heap , the than proposed proposed than Tim Yeomans Tim The shells, shells, The ee cial :: Executive PeteKremen today. license the ed grant- board the andschools, churches offi andLynden County Whatcom from capacity enforcement traffi about concerns citing letters ing numerous receiv- Despite Lynden. near ing Casino Tribe’sNooksack Cross- new Northwood Board chlorine. with water the treat they’ll Offi andBlaine. Ferndale tween be- islocated association water The supply. Association Water Jackson Bay coli bacteriaisdiscovered to warned are plan. expansion tal acapi- of part are inFerndale facilities new their says company 1986. The since factory Bellingham its at products trial B.C.—has produced pet care and indus- bents—a company based in Vancouver, to Ferndale. Bellingham disintegrated. had piece of equipment mail-sorting that ona aroller onlyfrom reportedly was powder the but irritation, eye of plained fi stance is discovered sub- apowdery after hours three for on some mail. Of- Mount Baker since 2005. since Baker Mount at superintendent assistant the been Yeomans Wash. has inQuincy, district cials say some of the employees com- employees the of some say cials The The residents County Whatcom 300 Nearly Another Another The The news news approves a liquor license for the the for license aliquor approves Washington StateLiquorControl Blaine postoffi manufacturing companyin andlaw DUIoffenders c, closes its doors and doors its closes International Absor- International boil theirwateraftere- commentary commentary Whatcom County ce cials, residents, residents, cials, and is shut down in the Bell Bell inthe Sheriff Bill cials say say cials moves killed by a roadside bomb blast inIraq. blast bomb aroadside by killed regarded their objections. their regarded Elfo ends at Maritime Heritage Park. Heritage Maritime at ends cies. fourth annual the for Bellingham of streets the to take Climate Change. on Panel Intergovernmental the tradict can be predicted. His conclusions con- and regularly happen changes climate Bellingham, says Easterbrook geologist in conference of America Society ical in less than three years. At the Geolog- end andwill pollution air dowith ing to leagues that Professor DonEasterbrook Harbor. Squalicum at tion rial Courthouse the as served which T.G. the building, of Richards history the Students researched and documented honora to ing authorDouglasBrinkley condition. inserious listed and Hospital, Joseph He is St. to taken injuries. severe suffers but collision, the survives Bonstein struck. was he when tracks, railroad onthe ing southbound year-old John K. Bonstein was walk- 38- Police, Bellingham to According after beingstruckbyafreighttrain. biologists said the decline in the steel- in the decline the said biologists Agency announces. Service Fisheries Marine National the Act, Species gered “threatened” species service. normal to returns ferry and the isfound bomb No inarestroom. board after athreateningnoteis found SATURDAY 05. MONDAY 05. SUNDAY 05. briefs Dozens ofwildandweirdanimals Western WashingtonUniversity Boating seasonopens Six moresoldiersfromFortLewis A pedestrianiscriticallyinjured History Channelhostandbest-sell- Puget Soundsteelheadarelisted asa A ferryisshutdowninEdmonds express outrage that the board dis- board the that outrage express 05. 07. 06. The parade starts at City Hall and 07 07 07 Sehome HighSchoolproject. global warming Procession oftheSpe- from 1863 to 1867. to 1863 from Whatcom Territo- under the Endan- underthe with a celebra- tells col- has noth- has drops by by drops are are on larization. fi to needs city the believes 51-year-oldthe he says native Ferndale member, council Aone-term position. 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City project in aSqualicumMountaindevelopment men in theproducts Lake Whatcom watershed. those of use the banned that law 2005 a of anextension Samish, Lake around ban onphosphorous-basedfertilizers TUESDAY 05. ues practices. hatchery and harmful conditions ocean unfavorable barriers, manmade habitat, of degraded because likely iswidespread, population head records. shatter to continue state in the est red the director after that employee employee that after director the red Ferndale City Council member Gary member Council Gary City Ferndale Gas pricesinBellingham, afl Meanwhile, Whatcom CountyCouncilconsidersa The but at a lesser volume after after volume alesser at but 08. as the the as pissing matchinFerndalecontin- decides enough is enough and isenough enough decides red planning the city’s director Olson successfully brought a a brought successfully Olson 07 for the city’s top elected elected top city’s the for ”like atyrant” County Exec’sinvolvement ap embroils Landcastle says Olson decides against at- decides City Councilmem- Bellingham Herald Mayor Jerry Jerry Mayor x recent po- x recent after Land- after the high- the Pete Kre- Mayor Mayor 15 Cascadia Weekly #2.19 05.09.07 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | CURRENTSCurrents 8-15 8-15 | Get Out 16 | Words & Community 18 | On Stage 20 | Art 21 | Music 22-25 | Film 26-29 | Classifi eds 30-38 | Food 39 16 Cascadia Weekly #2.19 05.09.07 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | GetGET OutOUT 1816 | Words & Community 18 | On Stage 20 | Art 21 | Music 22-25 | Film 26-29 | Classifi eds 30-38 | Food 39 FROM THE Freedom onthestreets or Die Skate way over a tantalizing gauntlet of curbs, curbs, of gauntlet atantalizing over way our and tail-sliding nose-grinding ping, park—kick-fl skate personal own our spacious off-hour parking below lots as fl ern north- onthe high rental room three-bed- aspacious to grading gressive cops. gunfi traffi of heavy worry without thoroughfares idyllic peaceful, those upanddown way our andglided We kicked paradise. 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This released she when later, years four that, radar onthe enough far McKennitt put a self-released can to cassette do, expect but it BY CAREYROSS hwPREVIEW show McKennitt got her start in 1985 re- she when start her got McKennitt LOREENA MCKENNITT rst“offi Elemental. cial” album, a nine-song cas- anine-song album, cial” songstress Loreena McKennitt was not aworld-fa- not was McKennitt Loreena songstress This album did as well as as well as did album This The Visit Parallel Dreams, Dreams, Parallel previews previews music , which saw sales of more than than more of sales saw , which N. Commercial St. N. Commercial 104 Theatre, Baker ertheatre.com or mountbak- 6080 INFO: MORE WHERE: WHEN: WHO: Hear McKennitt Wed. May 16 May Wed. rumor has it has rumor Loreena Loreena 7:30pm, 7:30pm, Mount Mount 734- to herto journey. ed the opportunity to bear witness we’re afford- Theatre, Baker Mount the at night one for least at future, mind in the fertile her obviously musical odyssey or what will spark next stop will Muse. Ancient be on effort, McKennitt’s latest McKennitt’s for Road Silk the to off was it And sic. mu- her to sound different whole dant Arabic infl abun- its with along country, that of roots Celtic the studied she Mirror For Isle. 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As ases- As begin. would trip strange long, Campbell’s enough, priately musician. asession come be- to there moving Angeles, Los of lure the felt voice, singing than chops guitar his for known better was who Campbell, But teenager. a as locally andtouring group own his forming before inchurch, sing hail from the South, he learned to who singers many Likeso Ark. light, upinDe- growing four-year-old a was he when upaguitar picked living. hard and times ongood book the wrote who boys country it’s damned: be prove that big-haired butt-rockers to share fair his than more done California was where, was appro- California fi Campbell goes, story the As Dave Macon was known known Maconwas Dave rst musical excess, and his drinking, drinking, andhis excess, musical for child poster the became bell crossover star. and Campbell became a bona fi cowboy”), a“rhinestone being about song alittle dowith ing to hav- (something notice took sic mu- pop that ‘70s the during was However, it ‘60s. the of half ter lat- the during hit after hit with fans bombarded Campbell as fall, fi the were charts country The charts. music onthe assault Campbelllabel, began his steady his of backing full the and with inplace Acontract Records. tol Capi- in1965 with inked he deal However, along the way, Camp- the However, along THE RHINESTONECOWBOY rt to rst de stone Cowboy he can be. be. can he Cowboy stone Rhine- best the being swing—and golf onhis working reportedly ule, sched- touring scaled-back a more to adhering is in semi-retirement, forays. country continuing his with along music, Christian cord re- to andbegan again born came up, be- sobered Campbell face, about inanabrupt So, negative. more decidedly was life on his impact the reputation, bad-boy hisglamorous cemented tainly cer- behavior this While legend. of stuff the shot—have become mug his mention to ships—not relation- andtroubled drugging These days, the onetime outlaw outlaw onetime the days, These hwPREVIEW show ic M misc. more info: 966-4640. 966-4640. info: more is $12. donation For gested 2030Farm, Rd. 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8-15 at (360)920-4028 tact Kaylie at (425)941-8059 if First,last, deposit and refer- the south hill with an incred- ing room. Large breakfast/ of $650 and 1 year lease. $40 interested! ences required. $900 plus ible view of Bellingham Bay. family area adjacent to kitch- $520 / 1br - large one application fee per individual utilities. Lease or month to Large kitchen, living room, en with slider onto back deck. bedroom near WWU or $40 for married couple. $1100 / 3br - Newer month negotiable. Pets con- Infused Herbal Oils and dining room. Washer and Lots of storage in basement. and Sehome Highschool Quiet and intimate...only 13 Home in Sudden Valley sidered. Available April 16th. dryer in the storage base- Only minutes to shopping and Large one bedroom, one units. Drive by and check it Newer 2-story, 3 or 4 bed- Call 360-739-0080. Essential Oils | Currents bathroom apt. The apartment ment. No pets or smoking. out. Parker Place Apts. 2400 the freeway. Big deck off liv- room HOME; in quiet, serene is 600 square feet and on the One year lease. Please call Racine and Texas streets Call ing room. Water/sewer/gar- setting! Great room with gas $900 / 2br - House for Salves & Skincare 6-7 top floor. Water, sewer, and 360-676-1106. 360 739 5624 DAYS bage included in rent. Open fireplace, dining area with Rent 2BD- hardwood floors, garbage are included in rent. house Sunday, March 25, 1:00 deck, kitchen with dishwash- view of Mt.Baker, direct tv, Teas & Supplements $785 / 2br - South- There is on site laundry and on $2850 / 3br - LAKE WHAT- - 4:00 p.m. $1000 deposit. Call er, 2.5 baths, 3 bedroom with private, utilities included, off side duplex for rent Books & Herbs site management. Ten minute COM WATERFRONT Ex- Robert at 206-595-9704. office or 4th bedroom. Two E. Smith Rd, Bellingham, no | Views | Views 2 bedroom 1 and half walk to Western and also on ecutive Lake Whatcom Wa- car garage. No smoking/pets. dogs. $900/month. If inter- bathroom,townhouse style terfront single family home. 3 $1200 / 3br - 3 bedroom 4-5 the bus line. The apartment For more information, contact ested, please call # 845-323- duplex dw,disposal,washer/ 2 full bath Family room is available May 1st. If you are Bedroom 3 bath plus den and Bayview Property Manage- 2853 dryer,fireplace, fenced back 3 bedroom 2 full bath Family interested I am flexible with workout/office room. Two ment at (360) 734-5420. yard. 1yr lease, $700 de- room large patio Gas heat,hot the move-in date. Please call car garage, huge decking and $795 / 3br - Huge Town- posit, No pets, (or $500 pet water & fireplace. hardwood (509) 220-3090 private dock. Unfurnished or $895 / 2br - Home for house 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath, Bellingham’s deposit,not negotiable!!!) furnished $2,850. would like floors fenced backyard at- rent 1200 square ft home one car garage, private back- | Letters 3 Rentals: Have a look, if it seems right long term lease. website: tached garage very clean! for rent, walking distance to yard with beautiful view. Two call #360-201-1814 to see the www.inlandnet.com/-jvreid Call 384-4803 downtown Bellingham. Avail- levels in nice quiet nieghbor- Bellingham inside. 360-733-8595 or cell 509-899- able May 1st 360 658 7510 hood. Owner mows the grass, newest $975 / 2br - 2 Bath, 1200 2999 Owner electric garage door, washer $815 / 2br - Delightful $825 / 2br - South Side sq.ft. brand new, up- $895 Large house on 2

Do it and dryer hookup in pantry/ Bellingham South side of graded condo Brand new, Urban Location Down- $800 / 2br - 2 bd 1 bath acres in Geneva Hills storage area. Call 253-948- Bellingham. Close to every- upgraded condo on bus line, herb store! .07 town Bellingham, walk to the House for Rent in Belling- This house and property is 6756 or 425-330-8551 to set thing. Newly remodeled, 2 near WCC. Washer/dryer.

09 Farmers Market, Western ham 2 bedroom 1 bath house Washington University, and bedroom, 1 ? baths, town- at 2706 Nevada Street in Bell- Great for professional/stu- 05. shopping. 2 bedroom, 1.5 house style duplex. New ap- ingham. Recently remodeled, dent/family. Beautiful ca- All real estate advertising in this newspa- bathroom condo in excellent pliances, dishwasher, stove & washer/dryer, dishwasher, bana with work out room. per is subject to the Fair Housing Act, which condition with washer/ dryer, refrigerator. All new flooring, storage garage and yard. $800 High speed Internet ready in makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, dishwasher, and balcony with paint, light fixtures and car- per month, plus ﬁ rst/last and computer room. Ground floor limitation or discrimination based on race, 360-734-3207 a peek-a-boo view of Belling- pet. Woodstove and washer/ deposit. Pets are negotiable on 3 level building. Carport color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status ham Bay. Water Sewer Gar- dryer. We pay water & sewer. with additional non refundable parking with ample visitor or national origin, or an intention to make any 1230 Bay Street bage paid by the owner. Call Damage deposit $800. Must deposit. Available March 10th parking. Lv mesg (360) 527- such preference, limitation or discrimination.” Familial status to arrange a viewing NOW, see to appreciate! If you please call 360-366-0190 to ar- 3344. includes children under the age of 18 living with parents or le- Downtown Bellingham available as of June 1, 2007. have any question, or would range a viewing and receive an gal custodians, pregnant women and people securing custody next to Eagle’s Games & Hobbies $675 Bellingham Duplex PROPERTY MANAGEMENT like to see the duplex, please application. of children under 18.This newspaper will not knowingly accept two bedroom, duplex in the PROFESSIONALS, INC 1710 contact us at 360-676-9262. any advertising for real estate that is in violation of the law. www.LivingEarthHerbs.com barkley area. $675. Dead KENTUCKY BELLINGHAM, Available June 1st. No dogs, $510 Studio Apartment Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised

Cascadia WeeklyCascadia #2.19 end street, near trail system. WA 98229 360-676-1880 not even little ones. Cats ok 480 sq.ft, w/d, d/w, large in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Tues - Fri 11am-4pm, with $200 non-refundable pet closet, $500/deposit through Available 4/1/07. Hurry. Call To complain of discrimination, call HUD toll-free at 1-800-669- $800 / 2br - New duplex deposit. Windermere Management, Eric 360-224-5282 9777. The toll-free number for the hearing impaired is 1-800- Sat 12pm-5pm near downtown and Must sign one year lease. 927-9275. $849 / 2br - Luxury Apart- WWU Brand new duplexes $650 / 2br - 2 BR / 1.5 Available ASAP!!! Call Kelsey 32 ments for Rent 2 bed/ 2 broadcast

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consignments welcome | Film with your pain. But what if that approach isn’t always seek only the high moments. I am searching for the contact Alan, Gretchen or Jeff best? Renowned psychologist Richard Lazarus said he marvelous.” Normally I might discourage you from pursu- wanted to “challenge the view that psychological health ing that approach, Libra. You’ve got money to make and 22-25 demands full realism.” He believed that some sick people appointments to keep and groceries to buy, after all. urbano moto get healthy faster by refusing to admit how serious their And doing those tasks can make it hard to specialize in 1999 Iowa Street problems are. To those in stressful situations, he recom- the marvelous. But for a limited time only, the planetary Bellingham, WA 98229 | Music mended that they could reduce their anxiety by describ- powers-that-be are granting you an exemption from the phone 360.738.0100 21 ing their predicament in a matter-of-fact way. “Avoiding ordinary. More than that, actually: They’re insisting on email [email protected] what is painful, to a great extent, seems to serve a it. You need intimate contact with unreasonable beauty, positive function,” he concluded. Although I’m not sure sweet anomalies, beguiling ephemera, inexplicable joys, | Art this strategy is universally applicable, I do recommend it and small changes that inspire reverence. 20 for you right now, Aries. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’ll be ﬁ ne to eat ice TAURUS (April 20-May 20): To get misguided tips cream with a fork this week. It’ll be kind of cool to enter about how to invest, check out Henry Blodget’s “The through exits, too, and you may generate good luck if Complete Bad Advice Column” (tinyurl.com/ys4al8). For

you smash a mirror with a hammer or talk about subjects | On Stage crabby, mean-spirited counsel about how to conduct you’re normally too superstitious to broach. You should 18 your personal life, listen to Dr. Laura’s syndicated radio also consider ﬁ xing things before they’re broken, and show (drlaura.com). For silly chatter about trivial sub- listen ravenously to what’s not being said. But please jects, read the “most intelligent woman in the world,” avoid trying to drink coffee with a sieve, Scorpio. Refrain Marilyn vos Savant (marilynvossavant.com). But if, on from saying what you don’t mean. And don’t you dare try the other hand, you’d like brilliant guidance about where to fall up. to direct your substantial life energy next, tap into your SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “We were own intuition. The astrological omens suggest that it’s expelled from Paradise,” wrote Franz Kafka in The Blue working better now than it ever has. It’s far more useful Octavo Notebooks, “but Paradise was not destroyed. In a to you than any so-called expert’s blatherings. sense our expulsion from Paradise was a stroke of luck, GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The Yanyuwa aborigines | Words & Community

for had we not been expelled, Paradise would have had 16 of northwestern Australia believe that music literally to be destroyed.” Do those ruminations strike a chord Therapeutic Massage and Reiki (Level II) has curative properties. In one traditional method, the in you, Sagittarius? I hope they move you to turn your healer sings a medicine song directly into the top of the thoughts towards your own personal version of paradise- Evenings & Weekends Available head of the patient. The sound circulates through the on-earth. Consider the possibility that it was important body, driving out the illness or unease. According to my for you to have been exiled from that land of bounty | Get Out analysis of the astrological omens, something resembling once upon a time. Meditate on what you’ll need to do to 8-15 this approach could help chase away your current mal- prepare yourself to return to it when it becomes acces- Lisa Tenney, LMP aise. Do you think you could ﬁ nd a shaman or shaman sible again in the future. wannabe to perform the musical “surgery”? If not, do the CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Most painting in job yourself. Spend 20 minutes a day singing the most the European tradition involved painting the person’s potent healing songs you know into your own head. | Currents mask,” wrote abstract expressionist painter Robert Moth- CANCER (June 21-July 22): The counsel I’m about erwell. “Modern art rejected all that. Our subject matter 961-0799 6-7 to offer is not given lightly. If you choose to heed it, it has been the person behind the mask.” Your next assign- could wreak discomfort and disorder, at least initially. ment is similar to that of modern art’s, Capricorn: to rec- And you’ll have to pump yourself up with more courage ognize everyone’s persona, but delve deeper to explore | Views | Views than you’re used to feeling. Still, I’m convinced it’s the the maddeningly complex, crazily inscrutable, gorgeously right thing for you to hear; I believe that any breakdown wounded soul that’s hidden beneath everyone’s persona. 4-5 it might engender will ultimately lead to a breakthrough. Strip away the surface, in other words, and investigate So here’s the advice, courtesy of Franz Kaka: “Don’t the essence lurking below. bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The zoo in Anchor- don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. | Letters

age, Alaska built a treadmill for its four-ton elephant. 3 Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.” The cost was high—$150,000—but hey, if you own an LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 2005, former mayor of elephant, you’d better take good care of it, right? Use New York Rudy Giuliani was paid $100,000 for speaking this vignette as your operative metaphor, Aquarius.

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