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The Guardian, October 27, 1975
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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. President Kegerreis fields questions in forum Kege'reis was asked if, given about possible increases in tui- ception of Ohio University, tracted a standing room only the choice between a tuition tion. Last year, he explained, further complicating the sub- Editor's note; Pictures of this crowd. hike or a cut of the "bloated" there were four formulas for de- sidy picture. open meeting are on page 8. Questioning centered athletic budget, what would he around the tuition situation for termining the amount of state He claimed, however, that any tuition increase would not do. He replied that all cuts so the major part of the gathering. subsidy the University would by Richard Liebrrii exceed $10 per quarter which far were across and if any Wright State Pre Jent Students in attendance were receive. This year, however, would not graduate each quar- further cuts were to be made Robert Kegerreis fielded ques- nearly outnumbered by the staff there are 15 formulas, com- plicating the determination. ter, An increase would only be they would first come from tions fiom students last Wed- at the meeting. non academic areas. "The Ath- On the subject of tuition in- Kegerreis went on to say the in eftect for this school year and nesday in Ally" hall lounge. would have to be re-evaluated letic department is not sacred," The lunchtime forum, the first creases, Kegerreis said the ad- Ohio schools have all experi- before next year. [Continued from page 2 ] of those held quarterly, at- ministration was uncertain enced enrollment with the ex- Wright Slate University October 2 7, 1975 Vol 12 Issue 14
GUARDIANDayton, Ohio Attempted robbery' foiled in Millett
by Richard Lieberman Lynch said she chased the The suspect was taken to the An attempted robbery was 'nan she had seen in her office offices fo the College of Liberal prevented last Wednesday af- down the hall to the area of the Arts, where officers from Sec- ternoon on the fourth floor of sociology department offices urity took over. Richard Grewe Director of Millett hall. where Guardian photographer Speech instructor Pat Lynch Roliert King was speaking with Security, stated the suspect was said she was returning to her a faculty member. removed to the security offices office and as she entered she "I heard a commotion in the in Allyn hall where he was read saw a man she did not know hall and looked out and saw the his rights. The suspect was then standing by her desk. She said woman (Lynch) chasing a taken to the Fairborn jail where she asked him if there was any- man." King related. "He was he was booked. thing she could do for him. coming toward me and I heard It was discovered that the According to Lynch he said her shouting that he had taken .uspect allegedly stole >j brief- there was not and he left. At that her wallet. I threw a body bloc k case belonging to Dr Paul time she noticed her purvo w.i- at him but he got by me." McStallworth of the history de partment. The brief-ase. which open and her wallet missing. The suspect was by the front She hastily left her office, she steps by then, ac tending to McStallworth claimed was his, contended, and tried to catch King, when King and two others was not thought by authorities to belong to him until a paper the man. (oneot whom was Dr Paul Mer- She began to give chase and riam of the history department) with writing that was identified yelled "I te has my wailet. Stop tackled him !>y the step-. [Continued from page .3} that man. "I yelled at the top of my lungs, you know, so people Refund requests now would come out of their of- fices," Lynch claimed. She was running after the go to parking appeals suspect but iost sight of him be- ant! talked with Security about Suspect in last Wednesday's robbery attempt is cause, she said "I had heels by Tracey /dyne Thompson a refund, they get the refund. searched by Wright State security officer. (Robert King on." Parking dec al refunds will be photo) issued to persons who filed a Heretofore, the people will refund applic ation with Parking have to g» through the- Parking services prior to Thursday, Oc- Appeal-is committee,'' Norman Counseling ivorks under budget cut tober 23. said. He also noted that refunds All other refund requests currently refer only to people must be filed with the Parking with decals who were parking peared the University wasn't personal concerns, such as an- by Doretta McCeorge Appeals committee. in the 'K' tot. Counseling services is now supporting student services as xieties. Severson noted that people Persons who filed .? com- "I am disappointed because I operating with a budget ot much as academic c oncerns. come to Counseling with indi- plaint with Ombudser Web think anybody who parks in the $79,000 as opposed to last According to Engebretson, 'K' lot should get a refund. Why vidual as well as group prob- Norman must also Vile their re- year's budget which was Counseling services is not just not jus! make a rule i( you want lems. fund requests with the Parking $116,723 according to Darold tor people who have emotional to get a refund on parking you "My main interest is working Appeals committee, but Nor- Engebretson. Director of Coun- disturbances but also for can get one." Norman said people who want help with [Continued from page 31 man said he has been informed seling services. that if he tells the committee the people who simply wished to "The University wanted to complainant did file before the return stickers were not yet elig- increase faculty salaries and Shortage of chairs, cutoff date, the refund will be ible for a relund. because of this, student ser- issued. Norman said persons who vices has to take a severe "Prior to today. (October tiled a complaint with him who budget cut," remarked Engeb- tables in Allyn lounge 23), and if they (the complain- [Continued from page 31 retson. He continued that two of last by Tom Beyerlein with adequate equipment to do year's counselors resigned Patrons ot the Allyn hall what we want to do for the stu- Schmidt victory narrow which reduced the counseling lounge may find it necessary to dents," said the source. "The Don Schmidt won the spe- According to Election com- staff to three members sit on the floor while eating, University doesn't give a cial election for representative mission persons the voter turn- "We were authorized by the due to a shortage of tables at damn." at-large to Academic council out of 67 was large for a special University to fill only one of the that establishment. Dr Elizabeth Harden, execu- by a margin of 69 votes. election. positions. Connie Severson is According to one ARA tive director of general univer- In addition to his duty on the In addition, there was a the new counselor, so now the employee, the food service has sity services, stated that the council, Schmidt assumes the single write-in vote and one staff is made up of lohn Clodtel- been requesting additional ta- Allyn lounge was originally bles for about three weeks, but conceptualized as a "study position as chairer of Student ballot which proved to be void. ter, Severson, and myself," Schmidt was installed as commented Engebretson. the University has 'ailed to lounge where students could Caucus. Schmidt's closet competitor. chairer before the Caucus ses- Engebretson speculated th amount the governor earns. said the money would not !x> [Continued trom page 1 ] has resulted in I he present tion by next year. Rhodes earns $5 5,000 per year, going to an increased Athletic he contended, "and neither is budget problem'. . the state One student said that a'l according to Kegerreis. department budget. any other department." schools. Kegerreis said led to the con- Subject matter then turned to During the course „f the When asked about the two For the present time tl.-e cut, clusion that he is incapable of faculty parking. forum Kegerreis was presented persons in Counseling services coupled with a delay in receiv- representing student needs in A student asked why the fa- with a petition protesting tui- that left WSU, he said that they ing state subsidy checks, has Columbus The student also cult> should have separate tion hikes signed by over 2,000 had not been dismissed and produced the situation which said Kegerreis was "impotent." spaces, forcing students with students, according to a rep- their positions were not elimi- may resist in an increase. Kegerreis said he "ap- stickers to park in the 'K' lot. resentative from the Revolutio- nated. According to Kegerreis, next preciated the student's interpre- This was answered by Execu- nary Student brigade, sponsors Kegerreis repeatedly stressed year the problems will be com- tation." of the petition. the point that no area of the pounded by increased cost and When ..sked if the University tive Vice President and Provost "I'm with you." Kegerrei, school is "immune" to budget further delays. was contemplating another Andrew Spiegel, who said, said about the petition, "where cuts. Kegerreis stated that since part-time increase, Kegerreis "We know it is not fair. We do I sign up?" He then outlined the three the legislature has vowed not to said "no. at the present time." have asked the faculty to look stages of budget cuts that have increase taxes next year, the He then detailed why the costs, for spaces in 'F' areas first." He In answer to a question about how much Ohio lottery mone> occurred over the last few "burden" of payment will fall per capita for part-time students added that the University may years. Former Ohio Governor on the students, although he- were more than for full-time have to start issuing tickets to goes to schools, David Atwater, |ohn ) Gilligan was 'he firsi to said he does not want to see students. faculty members parked in assistant to the president and cut the budget, by .20 percent. higher costs. The issue then came up other areas. vice presidc-nt, said the monev The Ohio legislature "i-en up- Problems in keeping the ab-)ut high salaries of adminis- Asked where money from gees into a general state fund held Gilligan's recommenda- costs down, however, include, trators, with Kegerreis counter- higher tuition would go Keger- and it is hard to tell how much tion in the next budget, and fi- according to Kegerreis, lower ing that administrators do not reis said "We can rule out the of the money is earmarked for nally, present Governor lames subsidies and the inadequacy have high salaries. Tlv: ceiling Med school. They have a sepa- each department. Rhodes made an across-the- <>f $300 million the legislature for how much they c an earn, he rate budget which the Univer- Discussion turned to finan- board cut of two percent which appropriated for higher educa- claimed, is determined by the sity i' sheltered from." He also cial aid and Veterans administ- ration benefits in the event of a fee increase. O Edward Pollock, vice pres- ident and Director of Student services, said that if tuition goes up. so will financial aid He stated the University has al- ready raised wages for student employees. WSU, which is al- lowed to pay sub-minimum wage, now pays minimum wage, according 'o Pollock. Veteran's benefits are stable only at $270 per quarter, said a representative from the Vete- rans Affairs office. The rep- resentative said that since stu- dents were not forced to go to WSU, they must IK- prepared to face any increase An option to veterans w hose chec ks have beer, late in arriv- ing is to borrow money from the Vete.an's short term loan fund, Music provided by Goir, Home allowing veterans to borrow up to $150 to supplement their in- come. The loans are interest —Costume Contest! $25 prize to best free if they are repaid by the due- costume date. stated a representative from financial aid. —Pumpkin Contest! $10 prize to best carved pumpkin (to be carved during jv There JS a ^ party) • difference!!! * pncnum POM: : MOAT Over 35 years olus of eip-vience £ OAT and success free door prizes • : LSAT Small classes free snacks & relish trays : GRE Strohs special—$1.25 a pitcher Voluminous nome : ATGSB Study materials : OCAT Courses thai are • Thurs. Oct. 30 7:30-11:30 : CPAT constantly updated. : FLEX Make ups lor 500 admission Rathskellar missed lessons : ECFMG s NATL MED BOS J VAT • For information call or writs • 1890 Northwest Blvd. J Columbus, Oh 43212 • (614)486-9646 BEU ill' I — W snciAiims HbkS. » -mm u s ota> October 27. 1975 GUARDIAN 3 Crews refurbish old signs monday, october 27 by Pamela Sdens shop, worked with Bob pletely when the budge: crunch dr alan ashare—1:10 pm, 312 fawcett. 45-minute pre- Many students may have Bingenheimer, our new de- came along. Harden remarked. sentation on "applications of physics in radiation and noticed the new Wright State signer. on the lettering of the The signs were changed be- signs at the campus entrance signs using the Helvetica style cause the "old" signs were nuclear medicine." at Kauffman Avenue and at foil" <>n WSU signs through- worn out, and needed to be Wednesday, october 29 Colonel Glenn and Kauffman. out; .impus." made more visible, particularly However, those new signs are Another addition. Harden at night. biology/he. th sciences club—12 noon, location to be posted around campus, organizational meeting, plans for really the old signs in disguise. pointed out, is the installation The total cost for the signs is year and office' selection to be discussed. Elizabeth Harden, executive of a new flood light for the sign $700. Labor and paint for the director of general university at Colonel Glenn and signs came to $100 each, and thursday, october 30 services explained that, "What Kauffman. This is to improve the new flood light cost WSU spanish club—2-4 pm, 124 miliett. filmstrips on our crews actually did was to the visibility of the sign at night. $500. bullfighting and discussion with dr rosano cambria of refurbish or ren-.odel the old The old signs were remod- university of dayton signs, by painting over the eled rather than spending Dietrich plywood and enlarging and $18,000 for new signs, as was receives grant • •••••••••••••••a**** • • • • paintingon new lettering." considered last year. The pos- Harden also noted that, sibility of getting more expen- A $600 business ->nd ad- Chairs needed in lounge "|ohn Coburn, head of the sign sive signs was dropped com- ministration scholarship has been awarded to Wright State [Continued from page 11 tables removed from the Crock sophomore lohn Dietrich. ordered with this in mind. Pot in order to better facilitate Dietrich is a quadriplegic "We no longer have the handicapped students. Counseling budget cuts who has maintained a notable facilities in Ailyn to provide .» Nothing can be done about academic record a! WSU. He fast food service there. Students the Allyn lounge situation, ac- [Continued from page 1 ] velopment of one's fuli poten- attended Mishawaka. Indiana have the Crock Pot if they want cording to Harden, until Dr with wome" students. I will be tial," asserted Engebretson. high school where he was a a fast food service," Harden Andrew Spiegel, WSU execu- starting women's groups some- He declared that Counsel- Hoosier scholar and received added "Other than ho! dogs tive vice president, is made time this month, and wo are ing's primary mission is to be the Verne E Minnich a ward. and beverages, all ihe food aware of the problem. Spiegel now in the process of organiz- available to students. Dietrich hopes to become a comes from the University will then decide whether or not ing such a group," declared "Everything else will be cut certified public accountant. Center cafeteria." ihe area is siill to be considered Severson. back to enable us to achieve Harden also said she knows a study lounge. If so. no new Couples counseling is also that goal. Students are first on of no tables in storage, other itables will be allocated for one of the newer areas of in- our list of priorities." he con- Correction than alxiut a half dozen small Allyn hall. terest for the department. cluded. "In the last few years, we've In the PERS story published last Monday's G uardian, THE SHIRT SHOP started counseling for any type of male and female relationship statement was incorrectly T-Shirts, Sweat Shirts, Jackets regardless of whether the Parking made that Dean of Students Greek, Flock. & Flex Letters Bruce Lyon proposed to change * couple is married or unmarried. Over 400 transfers including We want to emphasize that it is the hours limitation for part- time civil service employees. Rock Groups not only for couples having decal refund Also: Silk Screening problems but for couples who Rather, the proposal was to in- crease the hours limitation for 124 N Broad St % want to improve their relation- [Continued from page I ] student employees to 1080 Fairborn, OH 45432 ship," explained Engebretson. were told by him to "hold off" hours, the same amount of 878-4343 He continued that jn addi- because he had already talked hours limitation part-time civil tion. Counseling services does with Richard Grewe, Director I AM A STUDENT IN BUSINESS TO HELP STUDENTS service employees have. counseling dealing with inter- of Security, must file their com- personal process and life plan- plaints through the Appeals ning. committee, but if he tells them a "Interpersonal process is ac- complaint was filed, there tually a human relations lab. A should be no problem" in get- person learns how to relate to ting a refund. others more effectively." re- marked Engebretson. Miliett Love tap, Severson described life planning as "a way for a person robbery to learn about where he or she From one beer lover to another. is in terms of life plan and how to make decisions and choices attempt facilitating iSese iife goals." [Continuedfrompage 1) "The only change in opera- as McStallworth's was found tion is that we are not providing inside. as many groups this year be- According to Grewe the sus- cause obviously with a de- pect was unwilling to cooper- creased staff, we can't," ob- ate with authorities at the time served Engebretson. of the a'r",i. He refused to give Engebretson reflected that a statement and the name he within each person more than gave police as he later proved intellectual development is to be false. necessary. The suspect will be proces- "Counseling services is there sed. Grewe said, through the to help facilitate the other type Greene County courts, which is of learning which is mainly proper procedure for a felony emotional growth and the de- case. Abortion Information Service VERY CLOSE TO AREA Assisting \ to 24 Week Pregnancy Terminated By Licensed Physicians Immediate Arrangements will be made with no hassle Low rates Mecrcaid Card accepted CALL COLLECT - 24 HOUR SERVICE 216-631-1557 » COUKE*/ MAVf TO SWUB IN COVLE« *xi HI LMit TO fct&MHL WWt TO STMJD IU FCC youR/ CLflSSPi Lit*_TO Buy «W«.Bo<*5 Guardian / / OPINION Tables for Allyn lounge * yoo So Liz Harden really believes Allyn hall lounge is a study area? Ha! Little does she know that the only thing studied in the lounge umo SAys couKJ is comparative anatomy. bciw'r pum Actually, some students do study there, but many complaints have been made about the modern- istic, uncomfortable furniture. This furniture may be nice to glare at, but it certainly doesn't serve the purpose. You might as well sit on the floor. Enrollment has increased this year, it's the fifth week into fall quarter and people are finally discovering Allyn lounge as an eating and studying lounge. No doubt the students would be extremely grateful to have some more tables for study- Latham laments ing and eating purposes. What difference dees it make if the tables collect dust in Allyn hall lounge or in a storage area? Guide to midterms by Samuel Latham This past week has been an straight question. actually covers the material Needed1. bus to UC exciting one. The correct answer in such a from the book or your (lass October Daze finally came question seems so obvious to notes. A problem encountered oil, the Reds won the series, you that you just know deep in one of these exams is that ii Parking in the 'K' lot is great is great and Wright State President always covers the part you if you don't mind walking or taking the shut- Robert Kegerreis talked at the C/idn't do. either attend class or students of this fine institution road the book. tle bus which runs every 15 minutes to the of lower learning. True-false exams don't oc i ur main campus. If all these events weren't very much in themselves. Oft vn It's too bad the buses don't stop at the enough to contemplate in they are found as true false, University Center. What about the students themselves, there was also mid- 50-50 g.uess questions con who work up here or want to eat or drink terms for some lucky Wrong- /tained in either an essay or a 'up the hill' as we call it. staters. multiple choice exam. For years, the Center has been deprived Some of you may not re- 50-SO questions often con- because of its location. When the tunnels are member those glorious and tain just the right amount of finished next year it won't be so bad, but nerve racking ordeais, particu- [truth or the right amount of fab- larly it you're an upper level right now it's very aggravating to walk such n^ rication to totally blow your student and have already been a distance in the snow or rain. The need is mind. here seven years. Last and most destructive to there, so why doesn't Parking services fulfill But for those of you who are it? grade point is the total exam. A unfortunate enough to be in total exam includes ail of the lower level courses where the bove. People tend to have mid-term is the all-critical ap- ^breakdown i they have too praisal of how one fares, this many of these exams. As a re- Fare-thee-well W FL column is in your dedication or sult, sadistic profs love to influ t memorial, depending on how this type of torture. well you did. Now that I've run the gamut Goodbye and good riddance to the World There are several kinds of of exams to be found at this Football league. midterms. First there are the down that it can't be righi. So place, it is time now to tell you How dare those upstarts try and take the multiple choice kind, better you choose the next best ans- how to cope with them. monopoly from Emperor Rozelle and his 26 known as multiple guess. In wer and blow it. My advice is simple and to such an exam there are usually (>ne favorite exar.i of profs is barons? the point "don't sweat it around 50 questions geared the written or essay exam. That's right, don't stay up all And what about those poor players who had toward making you sweat. Often an essay exam doesn't to leave their old homes to work in the kind night and cram, don't force Generally there are numer- cover .a thing you've ever read yourself into a frenzied anxiety . of conditions that allowed them to play their ous trick questions, designed or taken notes on This type of game in front of only a few thousand fans. specifically to trick you; well Don't fear your grade results. •est forces you to think, or at Relax and remember whatever So, the WFL has folded. They couldn't make named aren't they? least causes you to give it a But the best kind of question hearty try. will be wili be. it in the world without TV. And you'll probably fail. •Now we are supposed to feel sorry for the in a multiple guess test is the Another common essay test players. The only players we are going to hear are the ones like Kiick, Czonka, and Warfield. Those poor refugees from Miami are going tetters to sign with teams for loads of money. To the editor: In answer to And that is where this leads us. We think period of time. Let's face it, one To the editor : I am protesting Art Shumsky's question con- (ant imitate the quad being the only reason, aside from the money some your writing of Schmidt's en- cerning the destruction of the bottled down with a deterior- dorsement. I think the phrase of them have collected from their teams, they screw-heads (issue 10/16/751 ated screw-head! that "Schmidt is a doer, not a went to the WFL was so they could reap great The screw-heads were con- The sculpture had to be de- dyer" is totally inappropriate structed knowing the piece benefits when the inevitable folding of the stroyed because it had already Sandra Dyer didn't even run for league took place. would onlv be temporary. Due started to rot, and due to the to the high cost of materials, the Caucus chairer! I think an en- We don't feel sorry for the WFL. We feel size involved, the cost for stor- dorsement should endorse a outer shell of the sculpture was age was almost impossible. sorry for the people who believe that the made of plaster. The plaster candidate. Not attack someone government can control monopolies. Emperor Before the construction of who didn't even run for office. being exposed to moisture and the sculpture, I felt a challenge Rozelle proved, by restricting TV contracts some students' misuse, the Edward I Dully to create something the student Student Caucus if the networks broadcast WFL games, that he sculpture would not remain in body would accept. its finished condition for a long Science and Engineering rep controls the supposed controllers. Elizabeth Cormican resentative good group of young men and study students on the Guardian editorial page. women. I think the staff is doing Letters have 60 percent of their salaries They are also more dedi- p*>d for by the federal work- cated to their jobs than persons as good a job as can L* ex- study program. However, the who work for only money. pected. We arc- working, at the only people on the Guardian Thank you for your time in continued whole University is, for the who J re allowed to participate reading this. I felt the record good of the students and I think in the federal work-study prog- should IK- set straight. they know this. I am proud of ram are reporters, layout staff, Samuel Latham To the editor : against a huge tuition threat, or WSU I am happy that! am as- proofreaders, and a secretary. On Wednesday. (K tober 11, in Massachusetts state schools sociated with WSU, and when I All editors, ad and business a meeting was held between where there have Ix'en a series leave WSU I will be proud to personnel are paid stipend To the editor: the administration and stu- of demonstrations against cut- say that I went here to school salaries coming directly from Hurray for Richard Trout- dents. From the administration backs. and at the University of We as students and staff advertising; the same is true of man! I applaud his letter of Oc- a couple of things became Illinois students successfully members can do one of two all regular personnel who don't tober 2 3 in which I think he gets clear; 1) that tuition is going to fought oft a 25-40 percent tui- things while we are here. Bitch qualify for work-study. to the crux of a very obvious be raised at le>st $10 (or winter tion raise for this quarter. and moan that things never go With the exception of the problem. The Guardian never quarter, and 2) that there would Here .it WSU people are or- our way—or work with what editor, all other editors could has anything good to say about be more tuition raises and cut- ganizing to fight the tuition we have and make things better make considerably more anything. Wright State Univer- backs in the tuture. hikes and cutbacks. On Tues- and get some enjoymeni out of money for far less hours if they sity is an up and coming institu- Student' wanted to know day, at 12:30, in room 043 life. worked for another organiza- tion with an unlimited poten- when the administration was University Center, we'll be get- I submit this final thought tor tion on campus. tial. going to try to slip in the hike, ting together to figure out a your consideration: You see For reporters, this situation is It is more than natural to as- when their VA checks were course of action. Anyone in- things as they are and you ask even more graphic. sume that they will have coming through, how we were ierested should come. "why"? But I dream things that Rich VVdII But instead of working as of- problems—every institution supposed to pay tor the hikes, never were and I ask "why fice assistants, secretaries, or and why the state couldn't Revolutionary Student Brigade has problems. The attitude that library personnel, these people not?". come up with the money. I cannot understand is why Ru hard Munn Kegerreis could only try to To the editor: have decided to become dedi- dwell on those shortcomings? I side-step these questions with It seems tha' a number of cated staffers of the Guardian. think the pride in being a stu- slick answers that tried to con- people on this campi:s suffer Their mair. reward is getting deni at WSU is on the increase fuse us. from certain misconceptions their name in the paper. despite the efforts of the Guar- It was pretty apparent that about the Guardian. As for pay raises, sti|«-nd dian to delay this feeling. Kegerreis and company came First to come to mind is the people do not receive any. This In answes to Troutman's Recycle to the meeting with the inten- idea that the salaries of Guar- is because their salaries are question. I for one do not like a tion of telling us very little ex- dian personnel come from the based on a set rate. As a matter newspaper that constantly cept for the fact that we were general fee. This is not the case. of fact, the salaries of Guardian bitches, bitches, bitches. What going to have to pay more and Student Caucus members and personnel are cut if ads i would like to do at this time is more to stay at Wright State. the Ombudser's office person- don't materialize. give the Guardian a chance to this There's one catch to this— nel are paid .'rom this fee. There is no other organiza- print some |x>sitive things we can't afford to pay any But the Guardian pays its tion, department or group on about Wright State. more! The administration says salaries from its advertising re- campus where this is true. ! think that this year the Resi- Certain advantages are in- they have to raise tuition be- venues. Unlike the two organi- dence hall is inhabited by a cause the state cut their budget zations above, the Guardian is curred along with the disadvan- group of students that are as Guardian tages in a set-up such as this. because there's an economic totally self-sufficient in regard dynamic, interesting, and con- crisis. Hell, we know there's an to pay. Guardian personnel are tree to cerned as I have ever seen. To economic crisis—our food I should mention that work- write what they feel on the put it simply, they are a very prices are skyrocketing, we can't find jobs, and now they want to raise tuition. But we didn't cause this crisis. In fact, it's a profit crisis—the worst since the great Depression—caused by the big bankers and industrialists and their capitalist system. Their solution to the crisis is to make the people pay—one way being through cutbacks in education. As the crunch < omes down and the job mar- ket shrinks, the business people have less need for college trained graduates. Education, along with other vital social services has become an un nev essary expense" for them. $ This, in fact, is what's behind the states' cuts to high<" educa- tion. But our education's a neces- sity. We nred to have a good education at a price we can af- ford. This means no cuts in de- partment budgets, no faculty or Educational consumers left mostly unprotected staff layoffs, no cuts in services, carefully or "vote with your their college catalog or buiit!;-> and no tuition hikes! by Neil Klotz (rom the catalog description feet," many faculty and ad- constitutes a valid contract be- We re not going to get this by (CPS)—Hundreds of dollars, without notice or (4) allow fa- ministrators argue. But what if tween student and university, relying on the administration. 'ihc isands of dollars. A dark culty untrained in your field to you're one of millions of stu- they've sued their schools for Even though Kegerreis would hand floats into sight and sigfis teach courses you need for a dents who can only afford the breach of contract, action that like us to believe he's on our a tuition check or loan state- future job or graduate school? local public college? You can has many ccJIeges nervously side and even pretended to sign ment with too many zeros. It's a Right now your school could vote, but your ballot has only watching the federal courts. the petition against tuition recurrent dream this time of doa'l of these things and more. y?ar, perhaps just before you When you sign over your sum- one choice of footprint. Then Among the cases still pending: hikes and cutbacks (which too, who's to say that even if | A University of Bridgeport 2 000 people signed), when it doze off over your first survey mer savings or next ten years of course in Principles of indebtedness, you've entered you do shop carefully, you (CTI student has sued her actually comes down to the line won't find the institution school for $470 because she he'd rather bleed us a little Economics. into a contract where one side Ever ask yourself why .here s calls the tune: major require- changing the ground rules out says the school didn't provide more than rock his own boat by from under your feet? the education course described demanding more money from only one hand in your dream ments, courses offered, selec- doing the signing? Or wonder tion of faculty, refund policy, In the last few months a in ti>e college catalog and that the state. number of students across the what it did provide was "worth- Our only strength lies in or- what guarantee you have that, student serv ices, often food and housing—the works. Welc ome country have been upened by less." "Classroom time was ganizing ourselves and fighting after you np out the check, your to the hall (it educational con- educational fault line' like substantially devoted to the in- for our own needs. In other school won't (1) eliminate your sumerism. Please stop at the changing degree requirements structed reading aloud pam- parts of -'ie country where stu- major program halfway door to have caveat emptor and course descriptions, but in- phlets and other materials he dents are facing the same through your college career, (2) branded on your arm. stead of remaining in a prone had already distributed to the things, they're responding with cancel courses you need for As an educational consumer position, they have tried to gain class," she charged. a fight—like in New York City graduation, (3) allow professors you can shop for your school standing in court. Claiming that where 5,000 students marched to completely change a course Winter Olympic lobs Awareness Croups 6 GUARDIAN Octobcr 27, 1975 Temporary jobs are avail- Women students interested Speech wid Heart**. Open able in Europe during this in participating in women's Skating lor Dollars Nexus on Sale Meeting year's winter Olympics. awarenes'. group1; are invited to Dr Beverly Gaw's S|X>ech Nexus, the literary There will be an open Openings are in and around call Connie Severson at Coun- 141 small group communica- magazine, is now on sale at meeting for speech and hear- Innsbruck. Austria and the seling services. Group meet- tions class will be "Sk.i" the bookstore. This issue fo- ing majors and other in- French Alps. Students may ings will begin this week, pos- Dollars" oiound the qu.. cuses on women ">nd the terested person on October earn a standard wage in ad- sibly on Wednesday from 3 pm Sober 29. 30,and 31 from Ham feminist movement and in- 29 at 4 pm in 045 University dition to free room and to 5 pm Addition,-.! goups will to 7 pm to raise money for cludes an interview with Lyn center. There will be a social board for doing kitchen, tim- be formed on the basis of in- needy children in the commun- Lifshin and an article on hour and counseling on cur- ing room and other hotel and terest. ity. fighting sex discrimination riculum available. For more restaurant work, or outdoor Donation- w'll be ap- by Nancy Terrebonne, as information contact Dr Bar- work as required at a ski re- Right To Lile Meeting preciated during that time or well as the Inst in local bara Dreher at extension sort. Right to Life of Clark may be called in to Laura at poetry, fiction, and graphics. 2950. Free time may be used to county, Inc. will observe its 275-9829 The price is fifty cents. ski or watch the Olympic first anniversary this month games. and has extended an invita- Students interested should tion to pro-life experts Dr leadership Lab and Mrs lack Willke to Applications are available locus apply immediately. All openings are on a first come, speak. now for the Fall Quarter "Films On a Critical Un- News The Willkes will address leadership lab to be held at derstanding of Society first served basis, but in some cases language students will the group at 8 pm. October the Outdoor Education (FOCUS)" will hi' presented 28 in Auburn Lutheran c enter at C'en Helen in Yel- by the Community Media Shorts be given preference. Appli- cations may be obtained by Church, 2049 Clifton Av- low Springs. This program is workshop at the Davton- enue, Springfield. Willke is a sponsored by the office of Montgomery Public library sending name and address directly to Winter Place- diplomat and Fellow of the the Dean of Students and is auditorium at 8 pm free of American Board of Family open to any WSU student. ment, SOS, Box 1812, charge. Practice, president of the The t ost for the weekend is Luxembourg, Europe. The program begins today Ohio Right to Life, and is on 015. including lodging and Business Nc holarship and lasts until November 1. the Board of Directors for meals. Applications are av- The first program is "Wo- Scholarships in the amount >>' $400 are availa- National Right to Life socie- ailable in and are to be re- men In a Changing Sex ietv," I .nth ty. turned to the Dean of Stu- a history of women in ble for students interested in Faith is sponsoring a workshop records management and Their lecture will include dents office, 111 Millett. Americ a and their role in the tor religious educators working pursuing a major in a busi- aspects and effects of Space is iimited and applica- future. Guest speaker will be with mentally handicapped ness administration field. legalized abortion and tions are accepted on a first author.'fern inist'women's persons Tuesday, October 28 at euthanasia. come, first served basis. The health movement leader Dr Students must have at least a 7:30 pm at the- United Way Refreshments will be deadline is October 27. Barbara Ehrenreich. 3.0 cumulative average In- Building at 184 Salem Avenue served and the public is in- terested students should in- in Dayton. quire in the Office of Finan- For more information, call vited. Additional informa- cial Aid. 1 52 Allyn hall. The faith Director Bea Mohr at tion may be obtained by cal- deadline for tiling applica- ling 849-9140 ci 322-8286 223-5141 tions is February 1. 197b. or by leaving a message in box L295. Med Tech Scholarships IVinfer in Mexi< o or Hu/il The Ohio Society for Med- Pre-registration is now av- ical Technologists offers a Citizen's forum Workshop ailable for winter quarter in number of scholarships The Citizen's forum, a co- Mexico or Brazil According ranging from $200 to $ 100 alition of six women's to Pat Olds, Director of In- annually. Students majoring groups, will sponsor a day ternational Programs, it costs in medical technology are long workshop at the Central little more than staying at eligible to apply and may YWCA Wednesday. Oc home and the benefits are apply for more than one tober 29 designed for many. For details stop by In- scholarship. Interested stu- women who want to return ternational programs office. dents should inquire in the to the job market. 144B Oelman, anytime Office ICC Meeting Optical JeaJuan C&ni&t lnter-C!ub council will If your Levis , hold its next meeting Wed- 530 W Main nesday, October 29 from Xenia.Ohio45385 jeans just won't 4:30 to 5:30 pm in 048 Uni- & 376-9466 versity Center. Alllubs and organizations are asked to take another, participate, since (he main topic will be the planning for PLASMA. patch, winter activities. see us... THECAMERA PLEASE. CLINIC Your donation is worth money to you and life 426-5131 to someone else. Regular and Special Evenings & Weekends Program donors, please call for appointment. w Phone 224-1973 For all camera repairs "5 -*"1 **-»•«- 10 percent student discount . ©bloodalliance everything in Levi's* jeans, dayton & salem mall inets 165 Helena St. Micrographics Scholarship October 27, 1975 GUARDIAN_7 News Shorts continued The National Microg- raphics association is offer- ing a $1,000 scholarship to a Dayton ARE Winter Registration Paycheck Pick-up Dayton Council oi ARE (As- Registration for Main Cam student pursuing a course of sociation tor Research and En- pus University division stu- study in micrographics, Since Wright State will be closed for Thanksgiving on lightment) will hold a retreat dents begins today. University pK-otography, industrial de- November 27 and 28 and for Christmas on December 25 October 31 and November ! division students may obtain sign. chemistry, or and 26, the student paychecks must be ready for pick-up and 2 at St Le^ N Seminary, their registration material from mathematics. Students must by the Wednesdays preceding these two breaks. To help 8100 Clyo R: Harvey Hu- their mailboxes. Students are also demonstrate a financial us process all the necessary paperwork in less time than man, an ARE trustee, is leading encouraged to make appoint- need for this assistance. In- usual we ask your help in submitting student time cards the retreat on the theme All ments with their advisors as terested students should in- for the pay periods November 1-14 and November 29- Men are Spiritual Beings. soon as possible. quire in the Office of Finan- December 12 on November 14 and December 12, re- Ou; Spritual Potential, the Registration material for cial Aid, 152 Allyn hall. The spectively. In cases where Shis cannct be done, time cards opening talk, will be held Fri- other students will be distri- deadline for filing applica- will be accepted until 4:00 pm on Monday, November 17 day, October 31 and is open to buted in their mailboxes bet- tions is lanuary 15, 1976. and Monday. December 15 for the respective pay the publ ic for a $2.50 donation. ween November 10 and 19. Artist Series periods. Please note that the 20 hour per week limit will still be limited space is available tor Winter quartet class Freiberg Baroque Soloists in effect during the week of Thanksgiving. However, all the retreat at $25. For reserva- schedules will be available by headline the Artist series students will be eligible to work 40 hours per week during tions call Ann Klerterman at Friday, November 7. presentation Tuesday, Oc- the Christmas break. December 12,1975'hrough i. nuary 426-8449 by today. tober 28 at 8 pm in the Crea- 2, 1976. If students work on November 27, 28. Dece.nbet tive Arts center. 25, 26, and lanuary 1, 1976. the supervisor must initial Wheelchair Sports Club Admission is free. the appropriate datels) on the time card. (Student lewish Art Show The WSU faculty staff bas- The Soloists will present a employees are not eligible for vacation or holiday pay.) lewish Ceremonial Ob- ketball team vs the WSU variety of programs ranging If you have any questions regarding this memo, please wheelchair basketball team in from sonatas to works for jects from Local Collections c all me at extension 2121. i> on display at the Dayton the 3rd annual competition small chamber orchestra. Art Institute's Italian Dining S. 'urday, November 1 at 7:30 They concentrate on Room through November pm in the main gym. eighteenth century music al- Questionnaires will be 16. Tickets are available at the though some contemporary Mailbox Survey available October 2/ The exhibition, part of the door a id are 50 cents for stu- works will be included in A social action group through October 30 from 11 ypar long celebration of dent and $1 for rion students. their performance. under the direction of am to 2 pm and 5 pm to 7 Temple Israel'*. 125th an- They have released almost Speech Communication is pm, and on October 31 from niversary, features objects two do/en recordings featur- conducting a survey ol stu- 11 am to 2 pm. They will be Political Science Gathering from their own collection ing the harpsichord, flute, dent opinion in regard to the located in the Crock Pot, A meeting for persons in- and from five private collec - bassoon, cello and gamba, operation and maintenance Allyn lounge, and the Resi- terested in political science will tors. violin, and oboe. of student mailboxes. dence hall. be held on Monday, November Among objects on display 10, from 2 to 4 pm in room 155 will be the Torah, the first of five books of the Bible: B and C of the University cent- er. Refreshments will be served menorahs; kiddush or wine cups; and spice boxes. Also at the meeting, sponsored by the political science depart- shown will be four VOTE AFSCME. meno.ahs still containing ment. tags placed on them by the University Center Corner Nazis after confiscation dur- Tickets to the following ing World War I. Concerts are on sale at the University Center Counter BOX 202.2 0 Shop; Van Cliburn, Doug AFL-CIO Surplus 'Jale Kershaw and Shawn Phil- Purchasing is disposing of lips, Hall and Oats. Special four University vehicles that discount for the Van Cliburn have been declared surplus. Concert. Any member of the Univer- sity community interested in Biology Club obtaining one may pick up a The Biology Health Sci- bid form from the Stores of- ences ciub will hold its first fice, 070 Allyn. meeting a! 12 noon Wed- Sealed bids must be re- nesday, October 29. Hand- turned by October 31, bills will be distributed about campus detailing time, place, and location. Events will include choosing WSU Employees Local 2022 offie ers and planning events. Streetc ar Named Desire A Streetcar Named De- sire, will Ix* presented at the Regents Arts Series Festival Playhouse in the Ohio Board of Regents The StimulaCondom. Creative Arts center on Oc- will display faculty and stu- tober 24. 25, 30, 31, and dent work from Wright November 1 at 8.30 pm and State's Art department from October 26 and November 2 October 16 through lanuary "It's like hundreds at 7:30 pm. For reservations 9, 1976. The exhibition is of tiny fingers call extension 2500 between part of the Regents' Art Series noon and 4 pm Monday and will be held at the re- urging a woman to let go." through Friday. gents office, 30 East Broad Street, 36th floor. 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IPhotos by Robert King) • •*** October 27. 1975 GUARDIAN 9 Nigel Olsson, asset to Elton John for five years, goes soio here, but it's almost buried lust Another Lie is the collec- mass overproduction and listener ten at least partially under tiie layers of horns, tion's strongest selection, mus- Olsson's own misguided at- satisfying songs, a couple of keyboards, and backing vocals. ically, with Olsson's drums, le- tempt- at commercial success, standouts, and an interesting The second original offering land Sklar's bass, and Dean it is a trifle too slick, too well isGirl, We've Cot To Keep On. Parks' guitar keeping it perking glimpse at a talented new artist, planned. and that's no mean feat nowa- Although it lacks the appeal of from start to finish. Parks' flashy Yet, it manages to give the days. the first rut, it demonstrates guitar break the only extended Olsson's knack at writing solo on the Ip, is a highlight. strong, pleasing melodies. 5Can't You See, the third NtS CIA CODE NAME IS CONDOR A Cirl Like You and Gi'-e Me original tune and the final cut of IN THE NEXT SEVENTY TWO HOURS ALMOST EVERYONE HE TRUSTS WILL TRY TO KILL HIM Something To Believe In are cut the album, is al>o the worst. from the same cloth. Both rely The hackneyed iyrics are so heavilv on female backing bad they'd be funny if Olsson by Tom Byerlein choruses to give them a mid- wasn't so serious about them. Nigel Olsson (Rocket PIG- sixties Motown sound. The Appere's production is at a 2.58). former sounds more like the heavy-handed zenith here, but Nigel Olsson has been an genuine article, where the latter the melody is of some consola- asset to the Elton |ohn band for is handled less intelligently, tion. about five years now, sincf his making it almost a parody ot Nigel Olsson is not a brilliant debut cNigel Olsson has been soul, music in general. album. A victim of Appere's an asset to the Elton john band for about five years now, since his debut on Madman Across the Water. But it wasn't until this year that Olsson, in the Pizza Shack wake of his mysterious firing by the Piano Man himself, em- barked on a so',) career. 426-7630 His first album, called simply Nigel Olsson, is an attempt to step out from under the enorm- Spc del for the WSU community. Free delivery service on order* of $10 or more Small charoe under $10. ous shadow of his former IftUMNtNS employer. ROBERT REDFORD FAYE DUN AWAY Something lacking In Me, CUFF ROBERTSON MAX VON SYDOW one of the three original songs on the album, opens side one. This melodic, uptempo piece unveils Olsson's considerable potential as a songwriter. The production, by Robert Appere, is lavishly decorative without being sickeningly excessive, a trait which is later forgotten, to JCHftl HOUSEMAN the detrement of the work. Fellow Rocket artist Neii HlMITWcng-t>i FANTASTIC MOVIE — Seciaka and former )ohn bassist LSaWBSSST-l WITH A GREAT CAST ' Dee Murray join Olsson in Jac- kie DeShannon's Don't Break A ONIGHT ONLY! 8 PM AT BOTH THEATRES Heart. A nice interpretation, it continues the album's trend towards poppish pleasantness. IflW— " Olsson has always had a dis- b'.iHfr tinctly ? style of drumming, a style which is most apparent on the majestic, if somewhat over- produced ballad Tides. The changes in dynamics, accen- tuated by Olsson's thundering drums, save an otherwise overworked song from certain extinction. Next up is the Ip's most memorable tune and Olsson's first single release. Only One Woman. Produced by Gus Dudgeon, this Bee Gee song was recorded at the Caribou Ranch with Elton John and the band providing the backing in- struments. An unusual vocal arrange- ment and uptempo beat set the GUJ stage for Get It Up For Love, the album's most dancable cut. The dual rhythm guitars and slashing drums give the lune it's SJ0 heavydisco flavor. SSongs I Sing brings side one to a close. Though not an exceptionally good piece, it puts Olsson's strong voice, so long taking a back seat to John's, into the spotlight. Side two opens with When You Close Your Eyes. the only straight rock number on the al- bum. Steve Cropper's guitar work is used to best advantage 1LU0 Alx "SQA » "-Chum*" "^ass torn 10 r.UARDIAN October 27. 1975 Godspell' opens UCB dinner theatre staff, and general admission menu will be chicken cordon Knight. ( by Tom Beyerlein Planned for winter quarter is seats will sell for $7.50. Tickets bleu, or, for the herbivore, a Codspe//. the Broadway rock a "cabaret type of evening." will also be on sale at the Hol- vegetarian entree. Wine and musical version of the life and under a variety show format. low Tree box office between 11 hot homemade bread will be aeath of )esus Christ, will be the Knight noted. Beer and peanuts am and 2 pm Monday through served during intermission. first in a series of dinner theatre are to be served at the perfor- Friday. Larry Knight, special events Ticket sales are limited to presentations by Wright State's mance. University Center Board. chairer for UCB, hopes to offer two tickets per person as only a wide variety of theatre Reservations for Codspell The production, set to open may be made October 27 to 200 seats will be sold for each through the series, which is en- November 14 at 8 pm and run November 7 by calling 8?3- evening's presentation. titled fat, Drink, Watch, and Be for three nights, will be pre- 2900. Tickets may be obtained Merry. Some form of theatre en- sented ir the University Center for $6.50 by students with WSU tertainment is to be presented cafeteria. ID and validation. Faculty. Highlighting the dinner every quarter, according to For Sale HAVE A nice day, Toni! CLASSIFIEDS From your secret sis. IFOR SALE: Fenderstratocas- Sfr Sunburst. Excellent con- ton, around 50:00 pm. Will LEFT ONE WSU fut lined, 10-23-1 dition. $150. Call 222-5981. help pay gas. Call ext 2700 GIRLS INTERESTED in earn- blue nylon jacket, either in VALUABLE DIAMOND ring [10-23-2 days and ask for Richard ing extra money for the com- the dance room or weight found ir. March. Owner may [•69 CAMAKO 2-28 Stock Vorpe or leave message. ing holidays, $10-15-20 or room of the P E building, claim it in 241 Allyn, 8:30-5 1302 engine, excellent condi- more should contact Laura Wednesday, October 8 bet- Monday-Friday. 10-27-3 10-23-2 ween 5:00 & 6:00. Would tion. Sacrafice— $1700. Call at 878-61'5 for further in- appreciate return of same as i298-7126. 10-23 2 formation. 10-23-2 ATTENTION: Wright State MARKETING MA)OR. Part- it is the only jacket I have for student messing with my FOR SALE: PentaxSP 500sir For Rent time salary, bonus expenses, cold weather Please contact wife hope you are getting |35mm camera, $120. Also Mary McGovern ' 15A resi- STUDENT TO share fur- fringe benefits. Learn how a your shots V. ery D. early vailable: 200mm Vivitar dence hall. 879-5361. nished duplex. $57.50/ small business operates. Call yours Horny Husband |elephoto lens, $70; Vivitar 10-20-2 month plus utilities. Liberal 278-2572, or 274-3676. 10-23-1 Extension r:ngs; various fil- atmosphere. Call 878-2875 10-23-2 A PLACE to get your plants, lers; tripod. Call Mark at ext I HOPE in the future that the evenings. 10-23-2 Taproots, healthy plants at a 2782 or after 6 at 767-2171 reasonable price, 2345 bus departing from 3rd & h 0-27-2 ROOMMATE MALE or Miscellaneous Catalpa. 11-8 weekdays, 9-9 Murray follows its schedule female to share apt and rent Sat, 1-6 Sun. 10-23-2 departure times. 10-2'. IFOR SAL I: gray winter dress plus utilities. Bonnie Villa. Jcoat. Never I wen worn. $80 Apt available Nov 1. Leave ATTENTION MEN lor best reasonable offer. Call ATTENTION HORNY message in student mailbox hubby: Up against the wall afraid to have vour long hair cut. We are specialists in 1236-3633 after 5:30. N-581. 10-23-2 Redneck Mother—People's long hair styling. We feature the shag, layer cuts, per- ] 10-23-2 New Riders of the Purple FEMALE WANTS room manents and Afros—Mr World Hair Designers, 275- • 1971 OLDS CUTLASS. Sage committee. 10-23-1 within walking distance of 4835, Noith; 294-8324, South; 233-2660, Huber. S350-2Bl-Power steering and WSU or i lose to WSU shut- (brakes. 2 dr hard top. beige. TO THE person who found a tle bus stop. Need im- JGood condition, snow tires bracelet in Al'yn hall and mediately. Call Joyce 228- (mounted. 40,000 mi. Asking turned it in "thank you. i$ l ,900 or offer. Call Spfld O 5416. 10-23-2 Colleen. 10-27-2 ROT !,, 599-454', or leave mes- ROOMMATE MALE or HAPPY 21st birthday Mar- sage in mailbox 137. female to share apt and rent lene. Do a little dance, make PROFESSIONAL REAL ESTATE COUNSELORS il 0-2 5-2 plus utilities. Bonnie Villa. a little Love, get down to- Bambi Williams 767 1006 Marion Watk.ns 429 0529 |l 965 TRIUMPH Spitfire. Eng Apt available Nov 1. Leave rt,te!! From youf sisters in •overhauled 1000 mi ago. message in student mailbox Kappa. 10-23-2 sRuns smooth with gd power. N-581. 10-27-2 879-4550 1 Always starts 1st or 2nd try. 821 North Eroad Street TO MY secret admirer: J Roll bar, driving lamp, and Fairborn, Ohio 45324 Thanks for the black Ifire extinguisher. Rocker HOUSE TO SHARE, new "boobie trap" found in my The HOL IDA Y INN is right across the street from us! jpanels fiberglassed and paneling and acoustical tile mailbox. It rits perfectly! 1 floorboards strong. Good ceiling. 3 bedroom, $55 plus 10-27-1 1 rubber. $550. 299-9210. utilities. Any "person" who [ Ask for Chuck. 10-27-2 is open, clean and conge- TO TF1E person who left a I 1968 BUICK LeSabre—Runs nial. Call: Rick or John at note on my car: 1) I did not park in two places, 2) You're Alpha Delta Sorority [good, needs mino- muffler 256-3849 or 233-5279. lucky my burglar alarm I work and carb needs adjusi- 10-27-1 didn't go off and 3) keep j ing, dependable. Call 878- your goddam hands offa my welcomes 4112. 10-27-2 car! Signed Inconsiderate" FOR SALE. 66 Rambler Clas- Employment student. 10-23-1 new pledges: sic Convt. Runs good. New ARE YOU having a Hallo- snow tires. Make offer. Call ween party? Why not invite 849-0496. 10-27-2 DRIVING INSTRUCTORS some monsters from the ave Jill Adam part-time. Must ^ past! We will haunt you for 1 1973 HONDA 175, 5000 minimum 5 years driving hr any day of the week, en- Debbie Dillow miles, two helmets, $375. experience, valid operator s tertaining vou and your Call 426-5256 after 6 pm. license, neat appearance. guests. Call 1-897-2701. Maureen Dodt 10-23-1 Call 222-2861. 10-27-2 10-23-2 Carolyn Eskew WHO STOLE the vegetables Rides from my vegetable soup Kim Frush EMPLOYMENT: WE are Monday? Goodgulf. 10-23-2 Becky Luttrell looking for students to work RIDE NEEDED Monday and special events. Mostly after 5 GEORGE—YOU'RE the Kathy Marsh Wednesday nights from pm; average 8 hrs a week one. I still love you! Lola WSU to Wayne/Wyoming Good pay & pleasant work- 10-23-2 Laura McDonald area, Dayion, around 6:30- ing conditions. Needed im- LICENSE NO 19461V, dark 7:00 pm. Will help pay gas. mediately. See Dick Ale- Krista Strider green gremlin witn car poo! Call ext 2700 days and ask xander of University Center sticker, you have no back for Richard Vorpe 10-23-2 Food Service. 10-27-2 lights only brake lights to its sisterhood RIDE NtfDED Thursday 10-27-2 nights from WSU to WAvne/Wvomingarea, Day- October 27. 1975 GUARDIAN 11 Five-minute exerciser a gimmick? designed for lazy9 feeble by Dennis Ceeban I envisioned myself as the new the lines and visualize a work- Anybody could easily make like many other get-Chin-quick The television ad pictured a Arnold Schwartzenneger, Mr ingconceptofthedevice. their own five-minute exerciser ideas. slender voluptuous female Whole Wide World for the past Once the exerciser is in place for less than two dollars, and It is designed primarily for gracefully melting away few years. (His wrists are twice and attached to the noarest most people could probably the lazy and feeble and those pounds and inches bv gen the size of my thighs.) doorknob, one simply performs benefit just as much from situps who cannot bear the thought of tugging on two nylon lines to Upon hastily opening the two simple exercises which in- and leg lifts performed every wo,-king off those inches in any Sousa-like tempo. "Lose un- box, a flood of additional ad- volve the age-old leg lift and morning. The Weider five- way that will raise a bead of wanted inches effortlessly in verfisernents for other Weider another exercise which re- minute exerciser is a gimmick sweat on the brow. days,1' the production prom- products poured onto the floor, quires one to draw the knees up ised. Amidst the trash I found a Icne to the chest. Realistically either exercise Tr SHIRTS UNLIMITED could just as well be performed without aid of the exerciser. 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The exerciser itself is -i blue quite some time. However, The man on the other end of the and white set of two nylon even the manufacturer realizes TROPHIES line promised receipt of the cords looped through two pul- that proper nutrition is the key merrhandise within two to leys with stirrups at all four ends to any weight reduction prog- 4014 E. Patterson Rd. three weeks, but four weeks for the user's hands and feet, ram by contributing a large por- (At Grange Hall Rd.) later all I had received was a Users of the five-minute exer- tion of the course of instruction : 1111 • 111 • 111111 n i u 11 n n 111111 it"»" " postcard indicating how de- ciser will find that it takes al- to the same old l ne: avoid rich, lighted the company was to most 15 minutes to untangle starchy, greasy foods, etc. have received my order and how sorry it was that product demand had temporarily ex- ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ceeded the supply. 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Learn what it takes to lead 112 Oelman admission $1 12 GUARDIAN October 27, 1975 "Return to Sender" a literary tour de force survive. They were not search- grossing. funny, quiet piece of by Allan Rabinowitz does not eat meat, but confes- game was lost to me." ing, they were doing. In that, reflection, written by someone (RETURN TO SENDER, by ses that a McDonald's ham- There are many clear pic- even in dire poverty, there lay who had the guts to sever all Raymond Mungo. San Fran- burger would hit the spot. tures here. The descriptions some Kr.~unty. But Mungo had connexions, push away all cisco Book Co/Hi ,;hton Mungo is too subtle to con- remind us again that there re- none of that. The wise men he- supports and wander into a Mifflin Book Co, 17 95, demn outright the "splended ally is a starving world out talked to told him to go home strange world with little Copyright 1975) waste" of America. Instead, there. U is not just a UN agenda and make babies. He was sha- money; aware, alert and with (CPS)—Somewhere there is a alter vivid pictures of hunger in item, it is easy for us to analyze ken by the discovery of being his eyes wide open. After read- restless, gutsy college student India, he describes an egg- and ponder the fall of India's democracy. But when—in front absolutely alone, rootless. This ing Mungo, I also feel the urge of the magnificent Taj can bring on a strong identity to dive into a long trek, naked Mahal—one man vomits on the crisis, greater than anything ex- and awake, not because it is a ground and another man laps it perienced in an existentialism romantic escape, but because it up hungrily, as Mungo witnes- seminar. is not. sed, the question of whether Return to Sender is an en- Indira Chandi consults parlia- ment or not seems slightly less We specialize in VW's and Corvettes important. Why do people vvandei, with at no money, no tangible goals? It can throw a person into deep RUDY'S BODY SHOP depression and make him or fed up with the whole deaden- tossing game at an American her question everything until Expert Repair - Foreign and Domestic Small Cars ing "educational process" who Embassy party in Nepal. nothing stands anymore. Mun- does not need much to push Watching numerous eggs go's trip was intense and emo- him or her off the < ampus and break, Mungo recalls that tionally draining. All around 808 South Central Ave. into a romantic journey. Maybe where he had just travelled, "a him. people were living their Fairborn, Ohio Phone 879-0991 some dynamic dope revealed single egg could stand between daily lives. They had accepted total absurdity, or maybe he's life and death. The humor of the basic premises and now tried to foolish enough to pick up lack Kerouac's On the Road when he should be milking The Scar- /et Letter for symbolism. Or maybe he happened to university stumble upon a new book. Re- turn to Sender, the story of one man's journey to Asia, by a rela- tively obscure author. Raymond Mungo. food Mungo has lived through several phases of the counter- culture, He dove into the New Left when it was still new. co- founding the Liberation News services Service, a radical alternative to the limp, "objective" tidbi's of the Associated Press. He ex- week of perimented extensively with acid and other drugs. He lived Oct 27 presents in a commune in New Hamp- shire. But still, at 25. Mungo was unsettled, and felt the need, as he said slightly self- TUESDAY Baked mockinglv, "to find out the sec- Beans-5 cents ret." And so to lapan. which All Day Crock Pot always held a mysterious at- traction for him. and to India, his final goal, the land steeped WEDNESDAY Chicken Noodle in holiness and spiritual solu- Soup tions for middle-class Ameri- 10 cents a cup can kids. 10.anv3 pm Allyn Hall Mungo seems to have two sets of eyes. They face each THURSDAY Red Pop other. One pair looks at the 10 cents/12 oz cup world he travels through, in All Day Rathskeller £ crisp, enjoyable language he compares polite, ambitious FRIDAY. Hot Shot Sandwich lapan with starving India. His $1.50 Toss Salad judgement is careful and astute. Dessert Sm Bev He portrays an enormous parade of characters who suf- 4:30-6 pm University Center fer, starve, play, beg, weep, love, prophesize, then vanish DiD YOU KNOW back into their teeming part of ?•> the world, where they will somehow survive. Mungo's second pair of eyes —the big Halloween blast is coming up? step outside his head and stare Look for music & monsters in the back at himself; the ladical, the Rathskeller Thurs. Oct 30 beginning 7:30 spiritual seeker and, most im- pm. portantly. Mungo the Ameri- can. The pages are filled with something rare to many Ameri- can leftists—a sense of humor, a willingness to laugh at him- THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY self. Salad Selection Mungo aims criticisms at Spaghetti & Meatballs America, hut they are routed Werners & Kraut through himself. He does not Spanish Chicken. Rice Cas put himself outside our socie- 11-1:30 Vegetables Beverage ty's weaknesses. Mur.gto ad- mits that the best description he University Center can find for people in Thailand is that they are "cute." He tells an old spiritual Indian that he