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| news | pulp c y | news he says, and every freedom-loving American his house. “So,” I asked, “who’s ‘they’?” man would be a damn fool not to have a mask. Harrell — who considers himself neither a So Harrell, 39, who could double for the Tea Party patriot nor an Occupy soldier but a Rock, approached his silver Dodge truck “Constitutionalist” — eyed my iPhone sitting Copping an parked outside his on the window sill. They could be listening. attitude. single-story Sunrise “Exactly,” he says. “Who’s ‘they’?” He home and reached contemplated the matter for five long

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A inside with a pair seconds. “No one knows the answer. wearing a hood or mask that hides “any por- his truck beside a bumper sticker that screams

t ‘THEY’? NO ONE KNOWS of thickly muscled That’s the million-dollar question.” tion” of his or her face. Originally intended “Infowars.com,” a conspiracy theorist web- forearms. He rum- Right now, there are perhaps more pressing to quell the Ku Klux Klan, the charges, not site. He also thinks the American government THE ANSWER. maged for a moment, questions involving Ericson Harrell. In late to mention their unusual circumstances, planned 9/11 to lubricate the highway to war, THAT’S THE apologizing profusely November, following months of spouting anti- sparked attention across the nation. The contends global warming is artifice, suspects MILLION- for the clutter, the government bloviations online, the longtime Raw Story vacuumed up 32,000 “likes” of its the media are “state-run,” and reckons the DOLLAR papers, the baby seat. North Miami Beach cop was arrested while coverage of Harrell. Hundreds of people shot Sandy Hook tragedy was staged to warm Amer- QUESTION.” Then, with a big goofy staging a solitary protest against Obama care at friend requests to Harrell on Facebook. Ques- icans to the idea that guns should be banned. grin, he withdrew a busy intersection in Plantation. The broad tions bubbled: Did the arrest infringe upon From the assassination of JFK to Barack his Guy Fawkes mask, popularized in the man hoisted an inverted American flag and his First Amendment rights? Should cops re- Obama’s birth certification, conspiracy theo- movie V for Vendetta, along with Dracula’s wore a cape and a mask showing the counte- frain from airing controversial personal views ries have long seduced Americans for the way cape and cowl. “Here they are!” he cackled. nance of Guy Fawkes — a revolutionary figure in public? And was Harrell, who’s vested they make sense of often-messy realities. And “I take these with me wherever I go.” in the 1600s who today encapsulates antigov- with grave power in our society, insane? in the aftermath of Edward Snowden’s revela- He glanced up at the sky. “Wuh-oh,” Har- ernment sentiments. Within 15 minutes, two Harrell, who’s been a cop for 15 years and a tions about massive surveillance programs, | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art rell murmured, suddenly serious. “That wor- baffled Plantation cops materialized and, after U.S. Marine for half a decade before, may not which has only fueled national paranoia, Har- ries me.” He pointed at several white streaks Harrell declined to identify himself or remove be crazy — but he’s definitely peculiar. He has rell presents a vivid illustration of how even of billowy vapor slithering across an other- his mask, arrested him on charges of “wearing a nipple ring, wears kilts and Speedos, openly some of America’s most faithful public servants wise cloudless sky. Was it smoke? Or was it, as a mask” and “concealing his identity.” shares his zest for hard-core pornography, have grown suspicious of our government and most experts would posit, vapor left by a They invoked an obscure state law passed frequents “adult parties,” digs the Fetish Fac- confused about who, exactly, can be trusted. passing jet? Neither, conspires Harrell, his in 1951 that forbids anyone older than 16 from tory, and flies an inverted American flag from “I’ve had enough of follow- >> p5 NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2012 XX, 8, 2014 8, ONTH anuary 2-J XX–M ONTH anuary M J

4 4 browardpalmbeach.com The Cop Behind the Mask from p4 thought he’d gone crazy.” Puscas, however, else was saying, ‘Man, when did you become so Sarahnell Murphy wrote in her closeout browardpalmbeach.com was intrigued. He hadn’t yet met Harrell but weird? We want the old Eric back.’ And I had to memo that the 1951 Florida mask law was ing orders,” Harrell says. “I woke up. arranged a meeting at an IHOP on NE 163rd tell them, ‘The old Eric’s gone. I’ve evolved.’ ” “vague, ambiguous, and overbroad.” Mur- I’ve been living a lie. I’ve evolved.” Street. “That was when I started to awaken On November 22 — the 50th anniversary phy said Harrell, even though he’s a cop, Born in 1974, Harrell grew up in Northwest too,” Puscas says. “We talked about 9/11, of JFK’s assassination — Harrell made his has a “lawful right” to “protest in a non- Miami-Dade County. He attended Hialeah- Benghazi, and the ‘fast and furious’ scandals… final adaptation, refusing to remove his threatening manner” in the “public forum.” Miami Lakes Senior High School and imme- It’s easy to dismiss someone as crazy, then mask or identify himself to police, who ar- The law, she wrote, hadn’t obligated Harrell diately joined the Marines upon graduation move on to talk about the football game.” rested him. His department immediately to identify himself or to remove his mask. when he was 17 — so young his mom had to sign In the months before he donned his cape placed him on administrative leave. “Though The North Miami Beach Police Depart- a consent form. His military service, he says, and mask for his November protest, Harrell you have historically had a good employment tells New Times that the internal was where the “brainwashing” began. “They felt the same friction at his own department. ment record, over the recent past you have investigation is still open but that the | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | break you down,” he explains, “and then they “Everyone just talks about sports, and no one’s demonstrated a pattern of behavior which agency dismissed the pending psychologi- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | build you back up into whatever they want.” awake to what’s happening,” he confides. “One has generated significant concern,” Chief cal evaluation and put him back on duty. But even then, there were hints of an time I confronted a captain and said, ‘If the of Police J. Scott Dennis wrote Harrell One of Harrell’s first days back on the job emerging iconoclasm. While stationed at government tries to take our guns and trample in a letter dated December 6, demand- will be the graveyard shift on New Year’s Eve — the American Embassy in Moscow in the the Constitution, are we going to carry out that ing he take a psychological evaluation. just in time, he says, for all the crazies to be out. mid-1990s, he met a Lebanese woman named order?’ And he said, ‘Uhhh, I’ll have to ask my Days later, however, charges against Har- Lilian and married her. He had two boys supervisor.’ And I was just shocked. Everyone rell were dropped, and Broward prosecutor [email protected] with her in the wake of 9/11. The contrast between his family and the anti-Muslim sen- timent he felt in the armed forces made him question his life’s trajectory. “It was when Great Cruise Deals and Packages in January I steered away from the military, the whole ‘kill, kill, kill,’ ” Harrell says. “My wife was Muslim, and my boys, they’re half-Arab.” He landed back in South Florida, joined the North Miami Beach Police Department in 1998, and sank into what he calls the lifestyle of “sheep.” He remembers the exact moment he began to drift from the herd. It was more than a decade ago, and Harrell was prowling a tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C Broward beach wearing nothing but a Speedo and a nipple ring. “I bumped into a com- mander, and he was just like, ‘Uhhhh, um, OK…’ That was when I knew I was different.” This January, take advantage of enticing offers to book cruises But he didn’t yet know just how differ- departing from PortMiami. Enjoy special pre- and post-cruise hotel ent. That realization came last year, eight packages, attraction offers and heritage neighborhood tours. years after he and his wife divorced and she moved with their boys to New York. As Har- Visit MiamiCruiseMonth.com for details. rell recalls, his PlayStation had broken, so he was stuck clicking through the stations. A puzzling show called Ancient Aliens came on. It transfixed him. “I thought, If they were trying to cover something up about life outside our planet, what else would they be covering up? Then I started doing research and learn- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

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6 browardpalmbeach.com miaminewtimes.com HOW RALPH FIENNES BROUGHT HIS MARVELOUS INVISIBLE WOMAN TO THE SCREEN

f you’re a person alive in this age, Ralph Fiennes has at | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | some point probably made you hate him. As the Nazi | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | Amon Goeth in 1993’s Schindler’s List, Fiennes embodied one of history’s great evils, somehow making being utterly detestable compelling. In Martin McDonagh’s riotous, Iunder-regarded In Bruges, Fiennes spat the vilest, most hilarious profanities as a hit man’s boss out to right his subordinate’s cock-ups. And in film after film of that Boy Wizard Meets Esteemed British Thespians series, he starred as an avatar of wickedness so wicked he couldn’t be named — so we’ll not get into that here. Now, though, cinema’s consummate villain wants you to know that the bloke he’s playing only seems like a heavy. “I like it when people say they don’t know what to make of him, because that means he doesn’t seem like a complete shit,” Fiennes says. That not-a-shit, of course, is Charles Dickens himself, the man who pretty much invented the modern ideas of Christmas and childhood. The Invisible Woman, which Fiennes also directed and helped develop, is based on the book of the same title by Claire To- malin, whose research laid bare a Victorian scandal that admirers of the great man have often preferred to overlook: the time Dickens left his tireless wife and heap of children in order to set up house tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C with Nelly Ternan (played by Felicity Jones), a much younger woman whose reputation, afterward, never quite recovered. “It’s a really interesting time to get one’s head around, before the great flexibility that we have today, where people get divorced three times before they’re 40,” says the actor and director, who splits his time between New York and London. “Whatever taboos a society shares, people are still falling in love and lusting for each other.” The film is alive with love and lust. But also longing and disquiet, that curious feeling of being the normal person in the life of someone extraordinary. It’s excellent, touched with that lived-in, slightly shabby feel of life as it’s lived that too many period pieces lack. The interiors are cramped and chilly; lights are dim and flickering; hair often looks a touch greasy. This is far from the chipperness of contemporary Dick- ensiana — that plummy holiday pudding thick with virginal

naïfs, caroling orphans, and triumphant human decency. New Times Broward-palm B each MIAMI NEW TIMES HURT LIKE THE Chad Griffith DICKENS Still, there’s a radiance to The Invisible Woman. It’s in Fiennes’ BY ALAN SCHERSTUHL M ONTH J

characterization of the author himself, a man who — perhaps 2013 anuary

suspecting the challenge he would pose to later performers — PORTRAITS BY CHAD GRIFFITH XX–M dubbed himself “The Inimitable.” Here, the man of letters is a THE YEAR IN 2-J tireless celebrity, the life not just of the party but the age itself. In was a fantastic firework that was going to be a part of it. If it be- anuary public, Fiennes’ Dickens seems made up entirely of charisma and came Dickens’ film, then we were making the wrong film.” ONTH whiskers and the awe of those around him. With his pal Wilkie Instead, this is the story of how Nelly Ternan became a mistress. XX, 2008

Collins (Tom Hollander), a fervent opponent of traditional mar- “At first it’s about the journey, the incremental stages, Dickens cir- 8, 2014 riage, Dickens stages amateur plays and afterward hosts lavish cling her,” Fiennes explains. “I wanted to avoid obvious moments, soirees that seep into the dawn. Later in the film, we see Dick- the locking-eyes-across-a-crowded room. In life, relationships hap- ens giving some of his famous public readings, as hammy and pen incrementally, and attractions between people build, and people self-regarding in his performance as Fiennes is scrupulous. aren’t always quite clear of their motivations toward each other.” Dickens may dominate this world, but this story is Nelly’s. “It Fiennes’ direction is steady and sturdy, stripped of the flash of was the life of Nelly that always moved me,” says Fiennes. “Dickens Coriolanus, his previous feature. Like many actors turned >> p8 FILM 77 Hurt Like the Dickens from p7

director, he elicits strong performances, and two here are heartbreakers: First is Nelly, of course, as a woman in love with a man the world loves too — a love she can’t ever publicly declare. “What fascinated me is how she negotiates the social complexity

miaminewtimes.com of being pursued by Dickens. What choices

browardpalmbeach.com does she have? She can’t marry him.” One surprise, for Fiennes and likely for viewers unfamiliar with Tomalin’s two books about Dickens and Ternan: Victorian society did allow for some unorthodox personal lives. “These are flesh-and-blood human beings with bodily ts | o N te ts functions,” Fiennes says. “Nelly’s mother [played by Kristin Scott Thomas with transactional frankness] is a really interesting figure. She acquiesced to the affair. The family was hard up, and she knew that the reality was that Nelly could be his mistress, and live well, as long as all the social taboos were respected. That’s in Claire’s

ews | pulp c y | N ews book. She writes about actresses in the theater who would have lovers and their own arrangements. As long as things were under the radar, people got on with it.” The other heartbreaker is Catherine Dickens (Joanna Scanlan), the wife the great man left. In one of the film’s most ge | Night+ dA

A upsetting scenes, Dickens proves less cir- t cumspect than his mistress, going so far as to pen a letter to the press to announce the end of his marriage — referred to as “some domestic trouble of mine of long standing” — all without consulting Catherine. “You wish he’d just have shut up,” Fiennes says, a little pained. “Look, you’ve fallen in love, you want to leave the marriage and get on with it, but don’t go around telling the world you’re the aggrieved party. I see a man in his middle years, flailing, one who’s a bit like a child who thrashes out defensively in the face | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art

Chad Griffith Good, bad, Fiennes And reading. Before The Invisible Woman, he wasn’t much of a Dickens fan, but the

MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI experience of making the film, and of ap- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm you’ve said it like that. Do something just a pearing as the convict Magwitch in Mike little bit different.’ He was pushing for the Newell’s recent Great Expectations, stirred little surprising bursts of energy — a turn in him love and insight for both the man of the head or an unexpected emphasis.” and his work. “The cold-hearted Estella of As an actor, Fiennes has now completed Great Expectations, I think, was a version

XX, 2008 XX, a double hat-trick of quintessential Briton- of Nelly,” Fiennes says. “She was quite dif- 8, 2014 8, David Appleby dom — Hamlet (for which he won a Tony), ficult to get, and I think in his imaginative

ONTH of criticism. He dishonored her a bit.” Both performances are superb, as is Fiennes, Wuthering Heights’ Heathcliff, J.K. Rowling’s world, the morally flawed Pip is Dickens.

anuary The film does the opposite. Scanlan’s who credits a little of what he knows about big bad wizard, The Avengers’ John Steed, and We used Pip’s famous love speech to Estella

2-J Catherine is the slightly frowsy mother of working with actors to his time with Steven James Bond’s boss, M — likely the only role in the film. It’s one of the most beautiful XX–M many who just doesn’t have it in her to keep Spielberg, possibly the closest an artist of this he ever took over from Dame Judi Dench. declarations of love ever written, a man say- up with her husband’s relentless high-spirit- era has come to Dickens’ belovedness. “It (“I’m not sure how happy she is about it,” ing, ‘This is all of me, the bad and the good in ONTH anuary J

M edness. Yet there she sits, at parties and plays, was as if he kept probing me, trying to find he laughs, before confirming that the next me.’ That seems to come from his heart. He just out of the spotlight, supportive yet beat. that moment when an actor’s preparedness Bond movie most likely shoots in late 2014.) knew, in the end, he had damaged his fam- Either of these women could, in some was slightly broken,” Fiennes recounts. “He Next up, he’s hoping to return to the theater, ily, but he lays his heart on the line for her, 8 ways, be the invisible woman of the title. would say things like, ‘Change that word; and then more directing and performing. and I can’t help loving him for that.” ► 8 browardpalmbeach.com

n 2013 there were a thousand bright lights and no of the year on this list — or in your store of pleasur- strong center — even withGravity , which ranked able memories. But the smaller films live on and still No. 8 on our tally of almost 100 critics’ bests. The surprise — James Franco as best supporting actor? At results in this year’s Village Voice Film Poll, like spring break, anything can happen! And marvel at this: tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C the decisions arrived at by critics’ circles around Andrew Dice Clay was in the running, too. the country, suggest that consensus is the first thing Inside Llewyn Davis, the best film winner, appeared Ito go when quality films are in such abundance. That on the ballots of only just over half the critics, and in is, quality films at the indie and international level. As the directors’ category the Coens didn’t crack the top 2013 usual, the top slots go to the best of studios’ parade five. The upshot: With more movies than ever released, of holiday hams, especially from old reliables like the and fewer good big movies than ever released, critics Coen brothers (No. 1) and Spike Jonze (No. 2), but I in 2013 assembled top 10s that look more like playlists THE YEAR IN defy you to find many wide releases from the first half than authoritative declarations of bests. Here’s what we discovered this year. What did you find? FILM New Times Broward-palm B each

This year, 96 critics from across

the country voted for their Best Film

1. Inside Llewyn Davis favorite films, performances, MIAMI NEW TIMES — points: 347; mentions: 55 2. Her and filmmakers in 13 catego- — points: 317; mentions: 46 3. 12 Years a Slave ries. A film is eligible only in the — points: 277; mentions: 44 4. Before Midnight year that it was first distributed — points: 256; mentions: 38 5. The Act of Killing in the U.S. For detailed results, — points: 189; mentions: 36 6. Leviathan Slave — points: 77; mentions: 36 — points: 50; mentions: 25 visit villagevoice.com/filmpoll. — points: 171; mentions: 25 3. Joaquin Phoenix, Her 4. Brie Larson, Short Term 12 Monto rr–Monto rr, 2008 J

7. Upstream Color — points: 63; mentions: 29 — points: 39; mentions: 21 anuary — points: 142; mentions: 24 4. Robert Redford, All Is Lost 5. Julie Delpy, Before Midnight 8. Gravity — points: 52; mentions: 25 — points: 38; mentions: 20 2-J — points: 139; mentions: 24 5. Bruce Dern, Nebraska 9. Frances Ha — points: 24; mentions: 12 Best Supporting Actress anuary — points: 135; mentions: 29 1. Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave

10. Blue Is the Warmest Color Best Actress — points: 93; mentions: 38 8, 2014 — points: 132; mentions: 24 1. Adèle Exarchopoulos, Blue Is 2. Jennifer Lawrence, American the Warmest Color Hustle — points: 48; mentions: 25 Best Actor — points: 81; mentions: 37 3. Léa Seydoux, Blue Is the Warm- 1. Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn 2. Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine est Color — points: 41; mentions: 20 Davis — points: 79; mentions: 39 — points: 64; mentions: 28 4. Scarlett Johansson, Her 2. Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a 3. Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha — points: 35; mentions: 16 >> p10 15 9 Picking Winners from p9

5. June Squibb, Nebraska N — points: 33; mentions: 19 Best Supporting Actor 1. James Franco, Spring Breakers — points: 99; mentions: 43 2. Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave browardpalmbeach.com What’s all the — points: 46; mentions: 22 3. James Gandolfini, Enough Said — points: 43; mentions: 19 Lupita Nyong’o in 12 Years a Slave 4. Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club — points: 27; mentions: 12 about? 5. Andrew Dice Clay, Blue Jasmine

ts | o N te ts — points: 17; mentions: 9 Follow us at BrowardNTStreet Best Documentary 1. The Act of Killing — mentions: 27 2. Stories We Tell — mentions: 16 3. Leviathan — mentions: 14 4. At Berkeley — mentions: 5 5. Let the Fire Burn — mentions: 4 ews | pulp c y | N ews Best First Feature James Franco in Spring Breakers 1. Fruitvale Station — mentions: 19 2. Wadjda — mentions: 8 3. Sun Don’t Shine — mentions: 5

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Best Animated Feature 1. The Wind Rises — mentions: 29 The Act of Killing 2. Frozen — mentions: 9 3. Is the Man Who Is Tall Happy? — mentions: 8

Best Director 1. Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave — mentions: 15 2. Spike Jonze, Her — mentions: 12 | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art 3. Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity — mentions: 9 4. Shane Carruth, Upstream Color — mentions: 6 5. Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street — mentions: 4 Stray Dogs Best Screenplay 1. Before Midnight — mentions: 21 2. Her — mentions: 13 3. Inside Llewyn Davis — mentions: 13

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YES, GRAVITY MAKES IT. ALSO, A SUPERIOR THE BEST MOVIES OF 2013 SEX COMEDY. BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK ere’s where I write about how Inside Llewyn Davis — This is Joel and Ethan bump in the road. These are the measure of our current tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C hard it is to draw up a 10-best list Coen’s warmest, most emotionally direct characters many of us have loved national anxiety just as Jo- at the end of the year. Except it movie, and possibly their best. Oscar Isaac since Linklater’s 1995 Before seph Ruben’s dream-family isn’t. I think of drawing up a list as gives a sterling performance as a dislikable Sunrise. To see them so unhappy nightmare The Stepfather an honor and a necessity, a way of (if gifted) folk singer in 1961 New York. The is excruciating; to see them pull took the Reagan era’s. putting 12 months of moviegoing music he plays is ostensibly all about connect- through, as it appears they do, Dark Skies didn’t screen into some sort of perspective — if ing with humanity; he just can’t get the hang brings not just relief, but hope for critics, an increasingly Hnot necessarily into any semblance of order — of it in real life. To borrow a line from an old, for the rest of us sorry souls. 2013 common practice that still before moving on to the next. Beyond the first old song that also figured in a Coen brothers leads people to assume three or four titles, the order is mutable. How movie, he really is a man of constant sorrow. Stories We Tell — The book a movie is “bad” — an- do you rank a comedy against a drama that world has gone memoir-crazy, THE YEAR IN other kind of alien brain- moved you deeply, or a documentary that chal- Much Ado About Nothing — Joss Whedon an unfortunate development: It’s hijacking, when you think lenged or delighted you? It’s impossible, so I got a bunch of his friends together and, exhausting to be asked to care about it. Lovers of the don’t sweat it. And this is, of course, a very per- Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney-style, about so many not-that-inter- wonderful J.K. Simmons, sonal and thus idiosyncratic list of 11 movies. said, “Let’s put on a show!” The result is esting lives. But Sarah Polley’s in particular, should have The main thing is to take stock of the movies one of the most exuberant movies of the movie-as-memoir is something a look: He plays an alien

worth caring about, and 2013 brought plenty year, filmed in and around Whedon’s own else, a strange and wonderful specialist and crazy cat- New Times Broward-palm B each of choices. Here are the pictures I loved best: house and featuring a marvelous cast of little picture that considers the daddy, though, in the end, actors (particularly Amy Acker, a Bea- myriad ways in which a single FILM he’s not so crazy after all. Gravity — Alfonso Cuarón’s lyrical and trice who’s both flinty and a little loopy). family’s story can be told — only terrifying 3D adventure was one of the big Shakespeare in the park is great, but Shake- to conclude that there’s no such thing as one And don’t forget: David O. Russell’s Ameri- blockbusters of the year, but maybe now’s speare in the backyard is even better. definitive story. This is a film unlike any other. can Hustle for its disco-ball dazzle, and Baz

the time to take a few spacewalk steps away Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby for sheer brag- MIAMI NEW TIMES from it and consider how meditative it is. Frances Ha — Noah Baumbach and his 20 Feet From Stardom — Morgan Neville’s gadocio; Something in the Air, Olivier Assayas’ Some found Sandra Bullock’s not-so-interior star and co-writer, Greta Gerwig, explore beautifully constructed documentary semiautobiographical sketch of a kid growing monologues a bit taxing, but her performance anxiety and joy in this story about an aim- isn’t just a movie about backup singers, up in Paris, post-1968; After Tiller, Martha connects with something beyond words. less late-20-something in New York. A the unsung heroes of at least 1,001 records Shane and Lana Wilson’s morally complex Gravity explores both wonder and the thing movie for anyone who ever felt lost in the you love; it’s also a meditation on the joy documentary about the few remaining doc- that makes wonder possible: despair. It’s world, or even just below 14th Street. and possible heartbreak of singing out for tors in America who perform late-term harrowing and comforting, intimate and glo- the love of it, rather than for the glory. abortions; The Butler, from Lee Daniels, a rious, the kind of movie that makes you feel The To Do List — The outlandishly talented mini pop history of black America from circa more connected to the world rather than less. Aubrey Plaza plays a sexually naïve young Despicable Me 2 — Some like their anima- 1950 to 2008; Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s sweet, woman who gets ready for her first year of tion tasteful; others go for the id. Pierre Cof- sure-footed directorial debut, Don Jon; Best Blue Is the Warmest Color — The hot topic college by drawing up a list of blush-induc- fin and Chris Renaud’s follow-up to 2010’s Man Holiday, Malcolm D. Lee’s sequel to The M ONTH J

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Kechiche’s three-hour drama about love, by Maggie Carey of Upright Citizens Bri- the antidote for those who don’t worship packed into it; The Past, in which acclaimed XX–M desire, and loss is the explicit nature of the gade — is raw, as you’d expect, and wickedly at the feet of Miyazaki. This rambunctious Iranian filmmaker Asghar Farhadi gets in sex scenes — plus, the reported after-the- funny. For years now, women have been told exercise in ridiculosity features a terrific touch with his inner Douglas Sirk; Paul 2-J ONTH fact squabbles between the director and we need to “take charge” of our sexuality. voice performance from Steve Carell, and Schrader’s The Canyons, messy, problematic, anuary his lead actresses, Adèle Exarchopoulos Well, sure — but The To Do List understands a bonus: about 50 percent more Minions! but alive, thanks to Lindsay Lohan’s scraped- and Léa Seydoux. But as beautifully carnal that it’s a job that really demands a wrangler. raw performance; Paolo Sorrentino’s lush, XX, 2008 8, 2014 as those scenes are, it’s the movie’s tender- Dark Skies — In the 1990s, the era of The mournfully poetic The Great Beauty (and ness that sticks with you. Falling in love is Before Midnight — Richard Linklater, Julie X-Files, we couldn’t get enough of alien- guys! Take some style tips from impeccably easy; it’s the end of love that tells you what Delpy, and Ethan Hawke made a painfully abduction stories. But almost nobody went appointed leading man Toni Servillo). you’re made of, and Blue’s willingness to articulate movie about a couple, together to see Scott Stewart’s Dark Skies, a well- face that truth makes it devastating. for years and now raising kids, who hit a big made, melancholy little picture that takes [email protected] 1111 browardpalmbeach.com ontents | ontents PHOTO OF DANIELLE WADE BY CYLLA BY DANIELLE WADE TIEDEMANNPHOTO OF VON

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Forbidden Broadway, has not gone unnoticed: Atkinson is slowly Night+Day | s HELLO, FLUFFY Saturday making a name for himself in the national Where haven’t you seen Gabriel Iglesias jazz scene. The best news for Delray Beach at this point? And for that matter, should rhythm junkies is that Atkins is set to per- it be any surprise that he’s the first guest form with his equally accomplished quartet on the 2014 roster at the Fort Lauderdale at the Arts Garage before jetting off to New Improv? In case you’re scratching your York City. Joining Atkinson onstage as the head at this point, just wondering who Andrew Atkinson Quartet is a cast of equally tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C this could be — think fluffy. For starters, accomplished musicians from around the Iglesias is one of Comedy Central’s MVPs, globe. This gig is a rare treat that affords thanks to his two-hour comedy special jazz aficionados the opportunity to catch a featured two consecutive weekends this rising star in the most intimate of settings. past April, Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy. This cornucopia of rhythms takes place You can prep yourself for Iglesias’ humor Friday at 8 p.m. at the Arts Garage, lo- by picking up a copy of the comedy special, cated at 180 NE First St. in Delray Beach. along with his first two DVD specials, Hot Tickets start at $25. Call 561-450-6357, & Fluffy and I’m Not Fat…I’m Fluffy. Last, or visit artsgarage.org. ALEX RENDON rest assured that we wouldn’t lead you in the wrong direction, because if Channing ▼ MUSEUM Tatum personally recruited Iglesias for a role in the hit summer film Magic Mike, ART WITH BITE then you’re clearly in good hands. Iglesias Before you get too confused, the “Spirit has a comedic style that is well-received of Cobra” exhibition at the Museum of NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH by people of all ages, a fact demonstrated Art|Fort Lauderdale has nothing to do with New Times Broward-palm B each through his animated storytelling, parodies, snakes. Cobra (or COBRA or CoBrA) was characters, and unforgettable sound effects. an avant-garde movement in Europe from Catch “Fluffy” on his opening night at 1948 to 1951. It was Christian Dotremont, the Fort Lauderdale Improv, located at 5700 a Belgian painter, who coined the name Seminole Way, Fort Lauderdale, on Thurs- Cobra, from the names of the three cities day. Tickets cost $40 and can be purchased where the movement flourished; Copen- by calling the box office at 954-981-5653 or hagen (Co), Brussels (Br), and Amsterdam visiting ftl.improv.com. Two-drink mini- (A). Why does this matter here in South mum per person; 18 and over. GILLIAN SPEISER Florida? Well, no art movement ever really dies. Once born, they live on forever through ▼ FAMILY the influence they exert on the artists who come after them and the art they create. JURASSIC MUSEUM MOAFL has many pieces throughout its If you claim you have never once wanted to collection that were created under the in- reach out and touch a piece of art at a mu- metal dinosaurs sculpted to represent real open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through fluence of Cobra. To educate the art-loving seum, well then, you are lying and I don’t fossils. Through lever and pulley systems, Saturday and noon to 6 p.m. Sunday. public about the influence of this short- want to be friends with you anymore. Even visitors are able to manipulate these beasts Admission is $14 for adults, $13 for se- lived but important movement, MOAFL M J ONTH the lamest of art exhibits contains some- and watch as they control the dinosaurs. niors, and $12 for children. Call 954-467- has curated the “Spirit of Cobra” exhibition anuary

thing you want to touch, but good morals Designed to bring to life the principles of MODS, or visit mods.org. DANA KRANGEL in cooperation with the Cobra Museum of XX–M and a solid life lesson STEAM (science, tech- Modern Art in Amstelveen, Netherlands. 2-J keep your hands where GET OUR FREE APP nology, engineering, Take a tour through the exhibit and anuary they belong — by your SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR arts, and mathematics), not only will you get a lesson in art his- ONTH iPHONE OR ANDROID FRI 1/3 tory but you will experience a peek into sides. Well, finally there FOR MORE EVENTS this exhibit also em- XX, 2008

is an exhibit interest- OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com phasizes using recycled the arcane art world and see how art- 8, 2014 ing enough for adults, materials, making it ▼ MUSIC ists are influenced and inspired. You can educational enough for kids, and bad- an all-around enriching experience. finally be one of those snooty people ass enough that you can touch it. “Dinosaurs in Motion” runs through GLOBETROTTING RHYTHMS you complain about who “get art.” “Dinosaurs in Motion” is more than just Sunday at the Museum of Discovery From R&B to deep funk to Latin and drum “Spirit of Cobra” runs through May 18 at the a re-creation of dinosaurs past. It’s a fu- & Science, located at 401 SW Second ’n’ bass, not one rhythm is left untouched NSU Museum of Art|Fort Lauderdale, located at 1 E. Las Olas Blvd. Museum hours are 11 a.m. turistic look at the Jurassic age through 14 St. in Fort Lauderdale. The museum is — or unthumped, for that matter — when 1313 to 5 p.m. (with extended hours on Thursdays 1 Panther Parkway in Sunrise. Call 954-835- until 8 p.m.) and Sundays noon to 5 p.m. The 7000, or visit panthers.nhl.com. DAVE MINSKY museum is closed Mondays. Admission is $10 for adults, $7 for seniors and military, $5 for stu- ▼ THEATER dents, and free for children 12 and under. Call 954-525-5500, or visit moafl.org. REBECCA DITTMAR NO BUSINESS LIKE FUNNY BUSINESS 1/4 Parody is still the best form of comedy. And browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com SAT while we love a good chuckle in any form, comedy has also steadily found music to be ▼ COMEDY latest and greatest new medium of expression. Joke groups and bands and duos and LAUGH AWAY 2013 solo artists make us laugh track after track, ENTER TO WIN The start of the new year is supposed to be but how about some live musical funnies about bringing positive changes into one’s to really tug at your funny bone? If you en- ontents | ontents Sign Up for the New Times Promotions Newsletter life. Most of what you hear about resolutions has to do with physical appearance and money: eating better, working out, dressing better, earn- A FREE LG ing more money, saving cash, finding a partner who looks OPTIMUS F6 good and has lots of cash. You & 3 Months of know, the usual. As much as Service from looking good and being rich go a long way in South Florida — hey, we’re known for biki- nis, beaches, and a plethora of leased Ferraris, not intellec- tualism, down here — neither news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day

A will make you happy. They say, t “Laughter is the best medicine.” If you really want to turn your life around, you should probably http://bit.ly/SFLSzzlrBPB resolve to do a bit more of that. ENTER TO WIN HERE On Saturday, it’s all about Must be 18 or older to enter. bringing some laughter into the upcoming year. Comedian George Lopez is bringing his hilarious brand of racially charged humor to the big Lopez is hot! stage at Hard Rock Live at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. Tickets cost $50, $60, and $70. joy catching the latest wave of parody on | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art The show starts at 8 p.m.; doors open at 7. Saturday Night Live every weekend, then Hard Rock Live is located at 1 Seminole Way you will love the latest iteration of Forbid- in Hollywood. Call 954-797-5531, or visit den Broadway. It’s like SNL for the stage. hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. SARA VENTIERA Forbidden Broadway, which got its start back in 1982, is like one giant sketch, poking ▼ SPORTS fun at the year’s most successful Broadway casts and story lines. You’ll catch references HOCKEY IS FOR CARNIVORES from the big hitters like Spiderman and the The Florida Panthers hockey team is always Book of Mormon but in the kitschiest way looking to recruit new fans, and now you can possible. Whether you are a die-hard Broad- be a part of the club. Ring in 2014 with a Flor- wayhead or rarely make it to the theater, ida Panthers home game versus the Nashville this show is guaranteed to be hilarious and Predators at the BB&T Center in Sunrise on current. Disclaimer: Contains adult content Saturday starting at 7 p.m. Watch goalie Scott and language — just the way we like it. Clemmensen stop a shot dead in its tracks or Forbidden Broadway 2014 — Alive and

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW winger Sean Bergenheim execute a power Kicking is Saturday at 3 and 8 p.m. at the New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm play against opponents. Between the body Broward Performing Arts Center, located checks, fistfights, and the penalty boxes, there at 201 SW Fifth Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. is guaranteed action at every game. You know Tickets cost $25 or $35. Call 877-311-7469, how the saying goes: “If you can’t beat them or visit browardcenter.org. DANA KRANGEL in the alley, you can’t beat them on the ice.”

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J be purchased individually or in groups directly from the Panthers or the venue GHOST STORY websites Ticketmaster or StubHub (fees Bringing you the best performances by 14 may apply). The BB&T Center is located at local playwrights, the Playgroup LLC 14 browardpalmbeach.com is kicking off the new year with Joe postholiday running regimen begins with browardpalmbeach.com Feinstein’s Last of the Aztecs. In a story the Davie Police Athletic League 5K/10K of what it means to lose our loved ones Road Race on Sunday at the Bergeron Ro- and adapt to the changes around us, deo Grounds in Davie. Individual entry TOM RUSH our protagonist, Danny, embarks on a is $30 and $40 for the 5K and 10K races, personal journey to face life without respectively, and $25 to join an existing the guidance of the beloved members 5K team. Entry includes a silent auction JANUARY 12 of the Aztec Athletic and Social Club. and a dinner the night before the race at A music legend the world Before he officially became the last the Bamford Park Multipurpose Building member of the Aztecs, Danny’s life was at 3800 SW 92nd Ave. in Davie at 5 p.m.; over, singer-songwriter and peachy keen. After all, he’s married to his it’s $10 for the dinner only. Individual kids folk rock pioneer Tom Rush | Contents | pulp news | childhood sweetheart 12 and under pay $10 | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | and is a proud men- GET OUR FREE APP entry to compete in the brings his unique brand tor and coach to his SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR 100-yard dash. The 10K of blues-inﬂ uenced music favorite granddaughter, iPHONE OR ANDROID race begins promptly FOR MORE EVENTS to the Broward Center’s Allie. As the member- OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com at 7 a.m., and the 5K ship of the club dimin- begins at 7:30. Reg- intimate Amaturo Theater. ishes, Danny is left to endure the meaning istration closes at 11:59 p.m. Thursday of being the last one standing when the (January 2). The first 500 registrants ghost of his best friend, Walter, starts to will receive a free event T-shirt. haunt his every move. Life continues to First-place male and female overall throw him a curve ball after his wife’s winners in the 10K receive $500 and health and his granddaughter’s sexual- trophies, second place gets $100 and a For tickets and group discounts call Broward Center’s ity come into question. The issue is, how medal, and third place receives $50 and

AutoNation Box O ce at 954.462.0222 or visit BrowardCenter.org Night+Day | s will Danny deal with all of these hardships a medal. The Bergeron Rodeo Grounds while warding off the ghosts of his past? is located at 4300 Davie Road in Davie. As part of a series of three performances, Visit daviepal.org, call 954-321-2561, or Last of the Aztecs will play at the Empire email [email protected]. DAVE MINSKY Stage, located at 1140 N. Flagler Drive, Fort Lauderdale, on Sunday. The performance will begin at 5 p.m. Tickets can be purchased tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C by calling 954-678-1496 or visiting smarttix. TUE 1/7 com. Visit theplaygroupllc.com. GILLIAN SPEISER ▼ THEATER ▼ ART WITCHES GET STITCHES ON THE BOULEVARD Before Elphaba and Glinda took on a life of A lot of people think there are only two their own in the Broadway smash spinoff seasons in South Florida: hurricane sea- Wicked, there was the original, Andrew son and not hurricane season. But we’re Lloyd Webber’s 1939 classic The Wizard of actually much more nuanced around here, Oz. This week, you too can be off to see the thank you very much. For instance, we have wonderful wizard when the Broward Cen- one season that spans what the rest of the ter for Performing Arts’ Au-Rene Theater country would call winter and spring: fes- hosts the newest adaptation of this magical tival season! During these cooler months, Technicolor splendor. Ain’t nothing better you can barely walk down a South Florida than the real thing, right? Follow that yel- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH street without tripping over a fair or a fes- low brick road and watch Dorothy, Toto, New Times Broward-palm B each tival of some kind. From greenmarkets to and company take to the stage; beats any pet fairs to indie crafts fests, there’s an out- 3-D version around. This nationally tour- door event to suit every ambling browser’s ing show brings all the original numbers fancy. This weekend, one of the biggest and comes with a few surprise additions street events around, the Las Olas Art Fair, as well — rumor has it this performance returns to downtown Fort Lauderdale. showcases new numbers by Tim Rice and Sure, it’s not Basel, but who needs Webber himself. Staged by the same team the traffic and pretension anyway? that took London and Toronto by storm This is a fair in the South Florida tradi- with its rendition of the Sound of Music, tion. It has a calm, lazy, SoFla vibe. Stroll this show puts the Tin Man, Lion, and, yes, the boulevard while admiring paint- even the wicked witch in good hands. ings, statues, jewelry, and crafts made by The Wizard of Oz comes to the Au- more than 250 artists from 30 states. Rene Theater from Sunday through The Las Olas Art Fair takes place January 19 at the Broward Center for from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sun- the Performing Arts (201 SW Fifth Ave., day along Las Olas Boulevard, between Fort Lauderdale). Showtimes are 8 p.m. SE Sixth Avenue and SE 11th Avenue. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, M ONTH J

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▼ ONTH BENEFIT or visit browardcenter.org. ALEX RENDON XX, 2008

RUN WITH THE 8, 2014 COPS FOR A CHANGE Email upcoming events to Arts and Culture Editor There’s no better time to end your 5K- or Rebecca Dittmar at Calendar@BrowardPalmBeach. com. Include the location, date, time, price, and a 10K-run hiatus than after Christmas. After contact phone number. It’s best to submit items three all, you need to lose some of that holiday weeks in advance. poundage. The day to begin your new 15 15 ▼ Art The Art Scene’s Jewish Grandma

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browardpalmbeach.com Francie Bishop Good is both artist and benefactor.

rancie Bishop Good sits at the Top left: One Eye, Havana kitchen table in her spacious 2012. Bottom left: A still by Fort Lauderdale art studio. Sarah Michelle Rupert. Her cat, Pepper, comes up to

ts | o N te ts the table, meows, and saunters are horrible; it’s only one Faway. Atop the table sits a nice helping of in a thousand that’s really raspberries, blueberries, and pastries in good. So it’s the excite- white bowls. Good pours two cups of cof- ment and challenge. As fee and says: “I’m a Jewish grandmother. we say in the field, ‘This I always make sure my guests eat well.” is a really hard sport.’ ” Many South Florida artists know Good as She stopped using film a benefactor — in 2003, she cofounded Fund- about five years ago. “My ing Arts Broward (FAB!), a nonprofit that has background is painting, so given $2 million in grants; and Girls’ Club, a I’ve never been a purist,” she c | pulp | N ews ay gallery she founded with her husband and explains. “I’ve worked in Miami artist Michelle Weinberg to nurture resins, drawing. I get bored the careers of female artists. But the “Jewish quickly. I like to go back and

Night+ d grandmother,” 64, forth — one informs the other is also a painter — my love of art, collecting “MOST and photogra- art, and knowledge of art

tage | tage PHOTOGRAPHS pher herself. Her shapes the way I see things.” YOU TAKE ARE work is currently She is currently work- on display in an ing on a “Fusion” series, a HORRIBLE; IT’S exhibit, “Not on photo collage that blends ONLY ONE IN Allen Street,” that photography, painting, and

A THOUSAND wraps up January Good Bishop Francie drawing. She says she works THAT’S REALLY 12 at the Art and every day — if not shoot- GOOD.” Culture Center ing, then reading art magazines or taking of Hollywood. trips to New York to visit the Metropolitan “When we were kids and would go Museum of Art and galleries in Chelsea. to the grocery store,” she remembers, Work by Girls’ Club gallery director Sarah “they would give us green stamps, and Michelle Rupert is also on display in the you would lick them into the books. You Art and Culture show. Rupert’s exhibition, would collect them and you could buy “In Search of Ever After,” explores reac- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film Art s | music things with them, so I got a camera. It was tions to the mass-media messages women green, and it was a Brownie knockoff.” endure growing up consuming fairy tales She studied at the Philadelphia College and popular films. Rupert questions the of Art and got her BFA from the University meaning of traditional women’s work and of Colorado at Boulder in the 1970s and an the value of such messages portrayed: Look MFA from FAU. After her first marriage col- beautiful! Meet your Prince Charming! lapsed, the Pennsylvanian and mother of Her photographs feature her as the two moved in 1980 to Hollywood, Florida, subject, dressed in costumes such as Snow where her parents lived, to seek solace. White and Rapunzel, working laboriously She was an art teacher in Broward County in domestic scenes. She shoots the im- for seven years. Eventually, she met her ages using a timer, in which she as Snow current husband, David Horvitz, a promi- White is seen doing dishes, a pile spill-

nent attorney and chairman of the board Rupert Michelle Sarah ing over the counter as her back is turned of the Museum of Art|Fort Lauderdale. to the viewer. A sense of struggle and an Today the couple are arguably the most Some images shot there are included own life, and that’s what I want. People obsession to get it all clean is palpable. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm important patrons of the arts in Broward, in “Not on Allen Street,” an exhibit ref- will respond differently to each picture. Rupert thoughtfully contrasted her work though Good humbly waves away praise. erencing the Pennsylvania street where “It’s been said that photographs you take with Good’s: “I see where Francie docu- Although Good has done painting she grew up. One features a woman in of people are your own self-portraits, and ments real experiences that women are going and drawing, she is best-known for her recovery, holding her baby. A painful gri- it’s also been said about painters that when through. And you look at my work and my photographs — intimate shots that ad- mace graces her face. The image evokes they paint a portrait, it’s actually of them- work is very deliberate — these are real prob- dress life cycles and women’s issues. “I’ve both pain and relief, as though a better selves. Well, that’s arguable,” she muses. lems that these women are going through, 8, 2014 8, XX, 2012 XX, seen so much in my life, I’m interested in life awaits but the road there is hellish. She collaborated with poet Victor Ro- but in a very fantastical way,” she says. domestic things and family type of situ- Images in the show are printed at a size driguez Nunez for one of her shots. “In “I think that the domestic space is where

ONTH ations,” she says. For the past five years, of 50 inches wide. The selection was chosen this photograph,” she says pointing to we learn our own neuroses,” she says. “This anuary Good has taken pictures at Susan B. by Good, along with Art and Culture cura- an image of two old women sitting in a expectation that eventually my happy end-

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M while seeking drug treatment. “I go in “Each one is finding the extraordinary in “The thing about going out and pho- pectations and blurring the lines. ‘Is this what there and take pictures of these women,” the ordinary. Each one is like a book in itself. tographing is it is like a hunt,” Good says. I want? Or is this what I was told I wanted?’ ” the photographer explains. “Any money I wrote a novella about the photographs. “It’s exciting. You don’t know what you’re I make, I give it all back to the center.” It jars something in your memory, in your getting into. Most photographs you take [email protected] 1616 Your essential local WEIGHT LOSS browardpalmbeach.com everything guide. phy sician supervised APPETITE SUPPRESSANTS FREE

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hen he was 13, Marilyn Manson — then just Quentin Dupieux Christian schoolkid Brian happens all the time,” he notes. “When I was funny to reverse that process and make IMDB page. “I had a glorious, glorious, glori-

ews | pulp c y | N ews Warner of Canton, Ohio stalking my special lady friend on MySpace, him scared instead of being scary.” ous bleach-tipped mullet and a slight tan,” says — would hide out in the people would always say, ‘Is this really Manson didn’t mind playing a nerd. “I’ll be Manson. “I walked right behind Johnny Depp Wbasement while his grandfather masturbated Marilyn Manson or some kind of psycho?’ black if you want me to be; I’ll be legless if you playing skee-ball.” But for now, he’s still gotta to bestiality porn. Then he’d go upstairs and And I’m like, ‘Both.’ ” Yet over the years, could CGI away my legs,” he says. But when convince people he can make audiences laugh.

Night+ dA cheer himself up by reading Mad magazine. he’s sent so many strange emails — they’re Dupieux asked him to get real braces for extra “I always polarize any room,” he admits. The self-dubbed God of Fuck — who later also how he got Danny McBride’s atten- accuracy, Manson refused. Fake ones would “I can’t shut up. Usually it’s because people

ge | relocated to Fort Lauderdale before jettison- tion — that he can’t quite remember which have to do. “I said, ‘Look, I already had fucking think I’m drunk, and maybe it’s because I

A ones might have raised Dupieux’s alarms. braces when I was in high school. I didn’t like t ing to prominence — is famous for his dark am. But when you meet somebody who’s side, but he’s always had a sense of humor. “I’m not really sure what kind of pictures I it then, and I’m not going to do it now.’ ” What’s funny like Danny McBride and you riff off In 2010, he dressed up as Eastbound and was sending Quentin,” Manson muses. “Tires? I surprising is how good the 44-year-old Man- them, it’s cool because it’s a different kind Down’s Kenny Powers for a photo shoot with think that mostly it was son is at playing a teenager, especially one who of collaboration than what I do in music.” Interview. This year, he’s doubly determined me smoking marijuana probably wouldn’t listen to his own music. Up next, Manson is reteaming with Du- to introduce audiences to Marilyn Manson, “I’LL BE BLACK with scorpions. Not Even Dupieux was surprised. “When pieux for an upcoming comedy in which he’ll funny guy and film geek, by following up IF YOU WANT with the band Scorpi- you think Manson, you think death, skulls, play a fashion photographer he describes as his cameo as a roller-skating waiter in East- ME TO BE; I’LL ons.” But his movie- and baby-burning,” he says. “I was pictur- “a combination of Kenny Powers and Karl bound and Down with a bigger role as emo nerd fandom was real ing a rock star. I was not picturing a re- Lagerfeld.” No matter where their partner- teenager David Delores Frank in Quentin BE LEGLESS — he is, after all, a guy ally smart artist. But no! The guy is funny. ship takes them, Dupieux will always have Dupieux’s outlandish comedy Wrong Cops. IF YOU COULD who’s nicknamed his He just has, like, a really positive and fun a permanent place in Manson’s life. Liter- “I can be funny, I can be angry, I can be all CGI AWAY MY penis Michael Shan- energy, which I love. Every good artist is ally — his wrist is tattooed with the motto of of it,” insists Manson late on a Tuesday night LEGS.” non. “He’s just so angry still a kid, even if that sounds corny.” Rubber: “No reason.” His buddy Depp got in L.A. “I have so many personalities, it’s like and powerful,” Manson Manson has acted before. He played a drag one to match. Says Manson, “When people | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish an orgy if I even jack off.” It’s true: The line explains. “Shia LaBeouf told me his dick was star in Party Monster and a porn star in Lost ask us why, we say ‘No reason.’ ” Hey, loving between comedy and rage is incredibly thin Richard Dreyfuss. Why would you pick that?” Highway. At 19, he even had an uncredited oddball arthouse comedies is reason enough. — just think George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, and After Manson convinced Dupieux to give two-frame cameo in the original 21 Jump Richard Pryor or former Saturday Night Live him a role in Wrong Cops, the entire cast Street, which he’s so far managed to keep off his [email protected] star Darrell Hammond, who recently broke his and crew got a good look at his, um, man- silence about his abusive childhood. Says Man- hood. (No less an expert than Jenna Jameson son, “Why wouldn’t you be able to laugh at it?” described him as “massively endowed.”) A couple of years ago, around the time his The costumer dressed him in jeans so tight ▼ NEW IN FILM short story, Mitty dreams he’s leading a more ex- assistant wrecked his car and left a single, sad everyone was aware of what he packed in citing life — a Hollywood fantasy. Here, he imag- tire behind in his garage, Manson watched his pants. Mainly because Manson made a mind-bendingly surreal flick called Rub- sure they knew how he was feeling. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty ines larger-than-life heroes and toughs in the ber about a killer tire that murders people “I think he said maybe 200 times on the DIRECTED BY BEN STILLER. WRITTEN BY STEVEN visual language of film: The leaves swirl, the mu- by making their heads explode. “It was un- set, ‘I can’t feel my dick! I can’t feel my dick! CONRAD. BASED ON THE SHORT STORY BY JAMES sic quickens, and his eyes burn. Eventually Mitty der horror films,” he recalls, but he quickly I can’t feel my dick!’ ” laughs Dupieux. Even THURBER. STARRING BEN STILLER, KRISTEN WIIG, sets out on a real adventure to track down a keyed in to director Dupieux’s sense of the 72-year-old veteran actress Grace Zabriskie SHIRLEY MACLAINE, ADAM SCOTT, KATHRYN HAHN, wild-man photographer (Sean Penn). The film

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW absurd. “I just thought it was brilliant the (Fried Green Tomatoes, Norma Rae) got AND SEAN PENN. RATED PG. 125 MINUTES. thrills at this quest; the National Geographic- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm first time this tire comes out of the dirt — it involved in the crotch crisis. Says Manson, s in the ’90s, Ben Stiller loves sar- quality vistas are almost distractingly beautiful, reminded me of a dark version of Wall-E,” “Grace Zabriskie corrected the wardrobe lady casm — he even cast himself as the the indie ballads one synthesizer chord short of says Manson, adding that Dupieux is “in and said that the bulge of my genitals was on most handsome man in the world — emotional overkill. Yet Stiller balances his big the realm of Dali and Buñuel, someone the other side in the other take — I had Grace A but his films are sincere within their worlds: ambitions with small, grounded truths — after who, for the sake of art, just wants to fuck Zabriskie doing bulge continuity on me.” Derek Zoolander really is a gorgeous model, visiting a volcano, Mitty goes to a Papa John’s XX, 2012 XX, 8, 2014 8, The first time Manson read the script, he things up.” So he wrote the French film- and Tropic Thunder’s Kirk Lazarus is invested in and balances his checkbook. Globe-trotting ain’t maker an email and scared him to death. figured Dupieux saw him as the drug-dealing his blackface. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty cheap. Like Mitty, Stiller dreams big. The prob- ONTH “I thought it was a joke, a fake, someone asshole cop ultimately played by Mark Burn-

anuary drops all the irony. The story of a shy magazine lem is that audiences have trouble dividing weird trying to attract me in some kind of a ham. “Taking in and molesting teenage prosti- employee with a magnificent imagination, it’s an Stiller the actor — the paycheck-cashing doofus 2-J trap,” says Dupieux. Fake or not, he wrote back tutes, you know, typecasting — things I would XX–M to say thank you, and then Manson began flood- do on a Wednesday afternoon,” he jokes. uplifting, big-hearted crowd-pleaser. Which, in of Night at the Museum — from Stiller the direc- ing his inbox with goofy selfies. “Weird photos,” Instead, he was cast as the cop’s victim. He’s today’s Hollywood, where every superhero has a tor, whose last film scored Robert Downey Jr. an ONTH anuary

J standing Thursday appointment with a thera- Oscar nomination (for a summer comedy!). He’s M says Dupieux. “Now I know him, so I think the bossed around, mocked, and abused. In one photos are funny. Back then, I was like, ‘What scene, Burnham literally kicks him in the ass. pist, makes it defiantly uncool. The disaffected- both famous and forgotten, the best comedy di- the fuck? What is the message? I don’t get it.’ ” “Usually he is the monster onstage,” ness Stiller popularized in Reality Bites is biting rector of his generation hiding in plain sight. Manson was used to the suspicion. “It explains Dupieux. “I thought that was him in the ass. As in the original James Thurber AMY NICHOLSON 1818 | FILM CAPSULES | his new boss, Linda Jackson (Meagan Good), a take-charge type Mandela is already shorthand for the thingsMandela director Justin Nebraska, to claim his winning check. To keep Woody from walking browardpalmbeach.com and woman of color, his jaw hangs open like that of a hooked Chadwick shows him to be: charismatic, driven, uncompromising, alone — not that wife Kate (June Squibb) would mind being a widow tuna. “Oh. Black!” he blurts out, a marvelous take on the universal long-suffering, righteous. The casting of Idris Elba in the title role, — needier David reluctantly chauffeurs him while trying and failing ▼ Film human fear of saying absolutely, positively the wrong thing. (SZ) however, is a welcome surprise. As masculine as they come, Elba’s to steer the old alcoholic away from bars. Argues Woody, “Beer ain’t 47 Ronin — Solemn as a funeral march, humorless as your junior high hulking physique replaces the popular image of Mandela the wispy, drinking.” Nebraska sounds like a saccharine road trip flick, the type principal, as Japanese as a grocery-store California roll, Keanu benevolent grandpa with one of imposing, youthful vigor. A slow- that ends in a hug. David wishes it were, but Woody couldn’t care The following capsule reviews were written by and bear the Reeves’s let’s-mope-about-and-kill-ourselves samurai drama motion prologue depicts the Xhosa ritual that carried Mandela into less about family bonding. When David asks why he even bothered initials of Inkoo Kang, Amy Nicholson, Michelle Orange, Alan has exactly three things going for it. First, the cockeyed sensuality manhood; what follows is a hasty business. When he plucks future to marry and spawn two sons, Woody grunts, “I liked to screw, and Scherstuhl,and Stephanie Zacharek. For showtimes and of Rinko Kikuchi as a spider-puking evil witch who can transform wife Winnie (Naomie Harris) from a street corner, he is already your mother’s a Catholic, so you figure it out.” Payne even drains locations, visit browardpalmbeach.com/movies. herself into a fox, a swathe of magic-carpet silk, or this month’s involved with the African National Congress, the resistance move- the film of color, shooting Woody’s odyssey in unsentimental black second-most impressive movie dragon. Second is those flying ment (later a political party) formed to challenge white apartheid and white — the better to show the dirt in the snow and the lines in silks, whose airborne undulations demonstrate more personality rule. When police fire on peaceful protesters, killing 69, Mandela and Dern’s face. That Payne trusts us, too, to find the heart in his chilly ONGOING than any of the characters save that witch herself — she’s cursive the ANC wage guerrilla war, and the movie locks into a stultifying film feels like a gift as we begin the slog of a holiday season where | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC calligraphy in a cast of square and clunking alphabet blocks. And pattern: rousing speeches alternated with montages of either violence Hollywood slobberingly begs us to feel. (AN) American Hustle — There may not be much behind the sparkling a distant third is one sequence of amusing movie violence. The 47 or celebration. Now the mother of two daughters, Winnie doesn’t Philomena — The great sins of the 20th century are already too tinsel curtain of David O. Russell’s extraordinarily entertaining good guys are storming the palace of the lord who banished them, question her husband. “Fight them,” she says. “I hate them so much.” many to list, but let us note one more: the abduction of infants American Hustle. But what a curtain! Christian Bale in an endear- shamed them, tricked their master into seppuku, and kidnapped Her radicalization might have been one ofMandela ’s finer points, but from mothers deemed unworthy or undesirable by governments ingly artificial hairpiece, Amy Adams in a series of slippery ’70s their princess. (He’s four villains in one!) These ronin scale a wall in a instead plays out as a series of chaotic arrests and imprisonments, and religious institutions. Thousands of children were kidnapped dresses cut down to there, Jennifer Lawrence in a tousled blond snowstorm, lasso the evil lord’s guards to yank them off the ramparts, moments Harris manages to make emotionally intelligible despite from leftist parents during Argentina’s and Spain’s dictatorships. updo, two parts Ellen Barkin to one part Angie Dickinson: There’s and work up impossible traps and tricks to thin the enemies’ ranks. William Nicholson’s thinly drawn script. Elba acquires Mandela’s Based on actual events, Stephen Frears’s Philomena adds another tons of artifice in American Hustle, but it’s not the special-effects It’s a reverse Home Alone, and it’s the secret look, the inexorable stillness of a country to that list, Ireland, where the Catholic Church carried kind. Bale plays Bronx — born con artist Irving Rosenfeld: In only sustained burst of excitement in GET OUR FREE APP man willing to wait history out. In 1963, out the theft and trade of children born to unwed mothers. This the opening, he carefully spirit-glues fake hair onto his cue ball 47 Ronin’s two grinding hours — and SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Mandela was sentenced, along with affecting, impressively intelligent drama follows one elderly pate. His main squeeze, Sydney Prosser (Adams), is a vixen who it lasts maybe three minutes. Other iPHONE OR ANDROID several fellow ANC members, to life woman’s search for her biological son, who was sold without her speaks with a pinkie-up British accent — though she’s really from than that, the movie is all slow, por- FOR MORE FILMS in prison; eventually, the government permission five decades earlier. Given that grim premise,Philomena Albuquerque — and she’s Irving’s partner in a number of naughty tentous dialogue, each word dripping OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com sought the help of the man they had is remarkably funny. Steve Coogan plays Martin, a Labour party little schemes. They’re in love and desperately happy, but for two out like tree sap. Keanu Reeves stars helped turn into a legend. (M.O.) aide to the Blair administration who gets sacked for describing complications: They’ve attracted the attention of loose-cannon but doesn’t say much. He’s one of the few castmembers who seems Mother of George — The inability to have a child is often treated as a 9/11 as “a good day to bury bad news.” He slums it for a while as FBI agent Richie DiMaso (Bradley Cooper, in a decidedly unsexiest- comfortable speaking the English everyone in the film’s feudal Japan “white people problem,” the province of middle- and upper-class a journalist and eventually meets Philomena (Judi Dench), who man-alive man-perm), who offers a deal if they’ll help snare a for some reason relies upon. Quite a few actors seem not to have couples who end up resorting to expensive fertility treatments. has kept silent about her stolen firstborn, Tony, until now. Already few baddies. Plus, Irving has a wife and a kid, and he’s principled mastered English l’s and r’s — it seems cruel, then, that the producers But Andrew Dosunmu’s supple, observant drama Mother of George reluctant to speak ill of the Church, she bristles when Martin tries enough to want to stick by them. And so he does, even after wife force them to keep calling Reeves’s character “half-breed.” (A.S.) puts a different spin on this anguishing issue: What happens when a to pigeonhole her into victimhood. Philomena agrees to have her Rosalyn, played by Lawrence, nearly sets the family home aflame The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug — Elves snore, it turns out. woman’ fertility—or lack thereof—becomes everybody’s business but story told on the condition that Martin help her find Tony. With her by falling asleep under a sunlamp: Lawrence makes her entrance Their maidens make teensy-peen jokes and pine for the hottest of her own? That’s the predicament faced by Adenike (Danai Gurira), a Edith Bunker haircut and granny glasses, Philomena might well be in like a harlequin, her face half crimson. Russell, hardly the most dwarves. And Bilbo Baggins now punches his sword right through newly married woman living in a West African enclave of Brooklyn. the same sewing circle as the “bigoted woman” who asked Gordon sensual of filmmakers, delights in Lawrence, which may be one the trachea of a goblin — and then looks rather proud of himself. Her husband, Ayodele (Isaach De Bankolé), runs his own restaurant, Brown where all the immigrants were suddenly coming from. But reason the movie works so well. You’d never credit him with a light Now more than ever, the Middle Earth films of Peter Jackson are less working hard to provide for her. But after a year or so of marriage, it becomes clear that “Phil” sits on a stockpile of wisdom that she touch, but American Hustle cruises along like a line of wedding adaptations of the novels of J.R.R. Tolkien than they are the fullest Adenike hasn’t conceived a child. Ayodele isn’t too bothered — he’s squirrels away for a rainy day. The grande dame’s performance, guests doing the Electric Slide. Its plot mechanics are impossible realization of the fantasy-entertainment complex the Oxford don’s happy with the couple’s life as it is. But he’s also insulated from the alternately goofy and grave, is an absolute tour de force. (IK) to take seriously and yet deeply pleasurable to parse, right up to pastorals have inspired. Here are the proper nouns and broad outlines pressure that his mother (Bukky Ajayi) has been putting on his wife: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty — Reviewed in this issue. the who’s-screwing-whom ending. (SZ) of Tolkien’s gentle stories, but play-acted with the thunderous swords- she sees Adenike’s failure to produce a child as a breach of family The Wolf of Wall Street — Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues — With those eyes that are a and-sorcery heroics of the pulps, the creature-building zeal of Ray pride. In her eyes, Adenike’s infertility is an inherent flaw that needs is the kind of movie directors make when they wield money, little too close together, and that confident swagger that looks as Harryhausen and young George Lucas, the wouldn’t-it-be-cool riffing to be fixed, and Adenike finds herself buckling under that pressure. power, and a not inconsiderable degree of arrogance. Sprawling if it could disintegrate into a pratfall at any time, Will Ferrell makes of cosplay and fanfic, and a belief in self-improvement through joyous, As Adenike, Gurira is wonderful: Her face is radiant whether she’s and extravagant, it revels in all manner of excess; its antihero, a grand ringleader for the nonsense of Anchorman 2. A few years comic violence. There’s much to adore in Jackson’s latest Christmas channeling anguish or joy, and she captures the ways in which this the crooked high-flier Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio), has a ago, when he was making film after film, he became dangerously pudding, despite its garish extravagance, its moral cluelessness, its woman, so old-country dutiful, also longs to join the modern world. Dunhill wallet where his heart should be, and he can’t stop flinging overexposed: A little of his pompous demeanor goes a long way. disorganized bulk, and its discomfiting belief that battle is a kind of The plot hinges on a simple question: How far will Adenike go to bear a bills out of it. The movie guns for grandeur in the same way: There But he’s an inherently generous performer, which is rare for big weaponized freeze tag, where any touch of the good guy’s axe or child? The answer isn’t all that important. The film is more notable for are hints of greatness, one or two scenes that remind you why you comic actors. Ferrell opens the space around him for his fellow sword means the bad guy immediately collapses. It’s as packed with the way Dosunmu layers details and textures, capturing the nuances look forward to new Scorsese films in the first place. But as a highly performers, allowing all sorts of weirdness to sneak through. This highlights as its predecessor was stripped of them: better-than-usual of everyday life among one of New York’s many ethnic microcosms. detailed portrait of true-life corruption and bad behavior in the

sequel is more hit-or-miss than its predecessor, which means, orc raids, a horrific spider attack, much more dragon than you’d Even more remarkable is just how complicated, and how public, a financial sector, Wolf of Wall Street is pushy and hollow, too much NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH thankfully, fewer annoying guys will be inspired to quote it. This expect, an exuberant river escape that somehow turns into the old woman’s childbearing challenges can be. (SZ) of a bad thing, like a three-hour cold call from the boiler room that time, Ron Burgundy is offered a gig at a brand-new station. He Super Nintendo game Donkey Kong Country, a too-quick visit with a Nebraska — When your eyes are old, it’s hard to read the fine print. Add leaves you wondering, “What have I just been sold?” DiCaprio’s scoffs at the concept: a 24-hour news network? It’ll never fly! But were-bear. Not that the result is always transcendent; the only interior boredom, gullibility, and desperation to leave some cash to family Jordan is the founder of a ’90s-era investment firm. His cronies, he comes around, and decides to reassemble his old San Diego conflict is whether head dwarf Thorin (Richard Armitage) will share when you die, and you’re ripe for exploitation. In Alexander Payne’s among them Jonah Hill’s perpetually dazed-looking Donnie Azoff, news team: Paul Rudd’s man-on-the-scene correspondent and his gold pile once he gets his mitts on it, and every moment of balletic endearingly gruff Nebraska, ex-auto mechanic Woody Grant (Bruce bilk ordinary folk out of millions, the better to finance mansions, sex god Brian Fantana, David Koechner’s sportscaster Champ elf fighting — and there’s heaps — feels invented to top the previous Dern, with a wild, white puff of hair) plays a sucker senior citizen who yachts, and trophy wives — plus hookers and drug habits. The Kind, and Steve Carell’s Dada-dense weathercaster Brick Tamland. films, doing so more often in cartoonishness than in impact. (A.S.) believes he’s won the millions a sweepstakes letter teases him with. Wolf of Wall Street halfheartedly follows a rags-to-riches-to-rags They make their mark by reporting only upbeat news that makes Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom — What becomes a legend But our sympathies are with his exasperated sons, David and Ross arc, though mostly it fixates on riches. Scorsese can’t get a fix on people feel good about America. Most of this is utterly, indefensibly most? Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom offers the biopic’s usual reply: (Will Forte and Bob Odenkirk), who must gingerly convince their the tone; the movie has the intentionally sour spirit of Goodfellas, ridiculous, and like all reasonably ambitious comedies, it at times legend itself. Bigger, louder, more expensive legend, brought to bear father that he’s a fool. Naturally, he thinks they’re morons for not but none of its grim humor. One hour of that boorishness would pushes the boundaries of good taste. When Burgundy first meets by the best talents and technologies of the day. The name Nelson immediately offering to drive him from Billings, Montana, to Lincoln, be more than enough. (SZ) GRAND OPENING JAN. 16 J

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From hard-core Since its inception, many others have vegans to women in match- followed suit, including Boca Raton’s ing Lululemon gear with Swami Juice and, most recently, 17th yoga mats under their arms Street vegan and gluten-free hot-spot toY men wearing business suits to parents Green Bar and Kitchen, which started with kids in strollers, those plastic bottles pressing and bottling cold-pressed juices with brightly colored cold-pressed juices are in-house about three months ago. becoming ubiquitous in Broward County. “We’ve been doing fresh juices all along,” That wasn’t the case just over a year ago. said Green Bar chef/owner Charles Grippo. Juicing isn’t exactly new, though its cur- “Demand was starving for something in the rent ubiquitous status is. Cold-pressed juices 17th Street area; a crew would come in and have been used by raw foodists and Hol- buy ten to 15 bottles of cold-pressed juices lywood celebrity types who have touted the at a time. We tried to use local sourcing physical and health benefits of juice cleanses and had great relationships with everyone for decades. Enthusiasts claim the cleanses in the industry, but buying from others is detoxify and purify the body. The cold-press not like cooking method involves crushing and then pressing your own food; the produce to get the highest yield as well “FOR PEOPLE you want to cook tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C as the maximum amount of enzymes and LOOKING TO your own food.” CandaceWest.com nutrients, whereas other juicing methods RESTART THEIR While the Have a shot of wheat grass at Green Bar and Kitchen. can also heat the juice, supposedly destroy- cold-pressed juice ing some of the precious particulates. SYSTEMS, A trend has exploded designations on the label constitute false the most part, when a fruit or vegetable While many are skeptical about sus- THREE-DAY in South Florida advertising, the company is still bringing is juiced, it’s missing out on fiber. Three taining themselves on just liquids for CLEANSE OR within the past in gross profits of upward of $20 million days is actually a pretty quick time frame; days on end, somewhere along the line, DETOX IS NOT year or so, it’s been per year, and the numbers are growing. after that, I would suggest maybe juic- the general solid-food-eating public NECESSARILY A exponentially Obviously, the trend is on the ing in the morning or as a snack and focus caught on to the idea of incorporating BAD THING.” growing in cities rise. But is it worth the hype? on whole foods for lunch and dinner, and high-quality juices into daily routines like New York and Local registered dietitian Adrienne Bolten definitely still be mindful of fiber.” — and it’s turning into a big business. Los Angeles for about the past half-decade. sees the benefits in the growing availability Even so, Bolten thinks the convenience On November 30, Myapapaya Juic- One of the most widely recognized of juices and juice cleanses; however, she of pressed juices can offer a beneficial ery and Kitchen celebrated its one-year cold-pressed brands, Blueprint, launched does not see it as a one-size-fits-all remedy. source of nutrients for those on-the-go, anniversary; it was the first local brick- in 2007 with a selection of juice cleanses. “For people look ing to restart their but she emphasizes sourcing locally and-mortar cold-press juicery to set up Now, using a High-Pressure Processing systems, a three-day cleanse or detox is for the highest nutritional density. shop in Broward County — after just a (HPP) technique that subjects the product not necessarily a bad thing,” said Bolten. “I have a similar stance to juices as I do NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH short time in business, the whole foods to extreme pressure to inactivate harm- “Refocusing or restarting your system with with food,” said Bolten. “I always encourage New Times Broward-palm B each eatery had to quadruple its staff. ful bacteria (and that opponents claim good stuff is great, but beyond three days, it my clients to source locally when possible.” Adam Kanner, chef/owner of Myapa- kills beneficial probiotics and enzymes), can be very difficult for people to sustain; it Both Myapapaya (1040 Bayview Drive, paya, has seen the growth firsthand. the company serves national retail outlets has a lot to do with psychology and people’s Fort Lauderdale; 954-338-5651; myapapaya. “At first, people had an issue with pay- like Whole Foods with individual bottles readiness to make lifelong changes.” com) and Green Bar and Kitchen (1075 SE ing $10 for a juice,” he said. “Now I get so of juice for around ten bucks apiece. While Bolten sees juicing as a 17th St., Fort Lauderdale; 954-533-7507; many people thanking me all the time for Although it was recently hit with a law- useful tool, she warns about the greenbarkitchen.com) will offer cleans- being here. It’s become trendy and hip to suit filed in the U.S. District Court for the lack of fiber in the products. ing and dietary programs — with solid walk around with one of these bottles.” Southern District of New York claiming “By taking the element of fiber out food incorporated — for the new year. To keep up with demand, the restau- that due to the HPP method of preserving of our diets, we’re setting our digestive rant runs its juicers for seven hours during its juices, the “raw” and “unpasteurized” tract up for disaster,” said Bolten. “For [email protected] M ONTH J anuary XX–M 2-J ONTH anuary XX, 2008 8, 2014

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ts | o N te ts in Palm Beach County, and I am proud of A mouthful of local dining news, served up daily between two sesame seed buns my team for helping me achieve that.” Go to BrowardPalmBeach.com About 18 months ago, Autry brought her polished Mediterranean and Southern-influ- Courtesy of the Buzz Agency enced cuisine to the historic property. While Dennis Max there, she participated in numerous culinary events and achievements: an all-female dinner venture with Hansen will offer cater- at the James Beard House, a position as resi- ing services for 30 to 3,000 guests for ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews dent chef at Swank numerous venues and private homes.

y | Farms, a kitchen The goal of the new enterprise is to A “I FELL IN LOVE collaboration dinner match Max’s highly respected culinary WITH THE with Jamie DeRosa program with some of Hansen’s favor- PROPERTY at Tongue & Cheek, ite dishes and event-planning savvy.

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A YEAR LONGER t some great experi- Hansen has done over the years in Mi- THAN ences while at Sundy ami in the catering world,” said Max. ANTICIPATED.” House, including The Sonoma House is located at 220 NE being able to cook at 11th St. in Boca Raton. Call 561-756-9474, the James Beard House, and feel thatit’s now or email [email protected]. Visit time for me to move on and pursue other op- thesonomahouse.com/catering. SARA VENTIERA portunities,” said Autry. “I am still actively involved in the Palm Beach food scene and ▼ FAST FOOD community and plan on staying here.” Autry officially left the re- MCDONALD’S MIGHTY sort on December 8; last week was Sipe’s final week onboard. WINGS UNSELLABLE “We both are very appreciative of our Once in a while, even what seems like a time there and wish them only the best great idea turns out badly. Take, for ex- film | Art | s | Art | music dish film | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | as they move forward,” said Autry. ample, McDonald’s Mighty Wings. For the record: We’re go- We can imagine the discussion over at ing to miss them both. the Mickey D’s R&D lab. “Everyone loves Sundy House is located at 106 S. Swin- chicken wings. We have to introduce these ton Ave. in Delray Beach. Call 561-272-5678, on our menu. They’ll be the new McRib!” or visit sundyhouse.com. SARA VENTIERA Well, maybe not, because the Wall Street Journal is reporting that the megagi- ▼ RESTAURANT NEWS ant fast-food chain has a surplus inventory of 10 million pounds of the snack. DENNIS MAX AND BILL According to the Journal, McDon- ald’s purchased about 50 million pounds HANSEN START CATERING of chicken wings for its wing rollout, which started right around the start of VENTURE football season. Unfortunately for the In Broward and Palm Beach counties’ food chain, the wings were thought to be NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm scenes, few names are as recognizable as too “expensive and spicy,” with a retail Max — and no, we’re not referring to the price of about $1 per wing (about the notorious exploits of I Hope They Serve Beer same price as wings in a sports bar). in Hell author Dennis Max’s son Tucker. Now, about 10 million pounds of wings ATTENTION FOODIES! From Max’s Grille to Max’s Harvest to Burt remain in a frozen state, awaiting their fate & Max’s as well as countless other concepts, — which seems to be being cooked and sold 8, 2014 8, XX, 2012 XX, TEXT BROFOOD TO 61721 NOW! Max has done his share to bring fresh and at a discounted price. This is not sitting well clean California-style cuisine to South Florida. with the restaurant’s franchisees, who “must

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“the CEO of a $450 million global empire.” browardpalmbeach.com But that’s not just a figure of speech. It’s ▼ Music fact. He is former CEO of Def Jam and current CEO of his own Roc-A-Fella Records. He’s also the founder of Roc Nation, a partnership with Live Nation, which deals in music, sports, fashion, and entertain- The Great and ment. He owns a chain of clubs, 40/40, with locations in multiple cities. And he knows how to flip his holdings into megamillions. He’s living the true American Dream. Mysterious | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s His daughter is the youngest person ever to | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | appear on the Billboard charts. Jay’s ruthless Jiggaman in the streets, on the mic, and in the office. But at home, he appears to be a gentle fam- Five things you probably ily man. Have you seen and heard his wife’s don’t know about Jay Z. new visual album, Beyoncé? It’s in- BY KAT BEIN JAY Z IS credible, and the ou love the Jiggaman, but UNTOUCHABLE. clip for “Drunk in do you really know all EASILY ONE OF Love” has them about his greatness? lookin’ like the There are so many facets THE GREATEST. A sexiest, fiercest, to Mr. Shawn Carter — lov- LIVING LEGEND most adorable ingY father, attentive husband, chart-topping IN THE GAME. couple. Of course, rapper, business, man. And thanks to his together, they’re all-angles hustle, Hova’s latest album, Magna the most powerful and well-paid people Carta Holy Grail, was certified platinum in entertainment, so it only makes sense. before it even came out. Not bad for a kid In 2012, they had their first child, a daugh-

who used to sell crack in Brooklyn, right? ter named Blue Ivy, and they have both put tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music Here are five more things you prob- her on their newest releases. For Jay’s song ably don’t know about Jay Z: “Glory,” the girl makes a cameo, cooing at the He went to high school with the Notorious end. And when it hit the Billboard Hot 200, she B.I.G. On the 1996 track “Brooklyn’s Finest,” became the youngest chart-hitter ever. Not Jay and Biggie famously waged a friendly even 2 years old and already making history. rap battle, but their connection runs a lot He is likely the most important hip-hop artist deeper than just sharing a few songs and the of all time. Altogether, Jay has won 44 music BKNY streets. In fact, when young Shawn Joe Lemke awards and been nominated for another 136. Carter’s original high school shut down, he, would see such accolades as a great honor, he Jigga: “From street corner to corner office.” And after 12 officially released full-length al- along with B.I.G. and Busta Rhymes, began actually refused to attend his first Grammys bums loaded with classic anthems, it’s easy to attending George Westinghouse Career in 1999 because he felt DMX and rap music to Bloomberg. Not only does Jay command understand the accolades. Quite simply, Jay Z and Technical Education High School. had gotten snubbed. “I didn’t think they gave the attention of the music world but he’s is untouchable. Easily one of the greatest. A liv- In the halls, Carter was called “Jazzy,” an the rightful respect to hip-hop,” he told MTV also got the business junkies on lock. This ing legend in the game. Great and mysterious. homage to his mentor, rapper Jaz-O. Later, in 2002. And Jay was joined in protest by year, the Bloomberg media company even when it was time to take center stage, he Eminem, Salt-n-Pepa, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and oth- dedicated a 30-minute documentary special [email protected] modified the nickname to Jay-Z. But remem- ers. Regardless of a great number of nods and to his rise from drug dealer to Forbes hip- New Times Broward-palm B each ber, as of this year, it’s no longer hyphenated. wins, he continues to blow the awards off from hop cash king and ranking member of Time Jay Z’s Magna Carter World Tour NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH He boycotted his first Grammy Awards in time to time. This year, he’s been nominated magazine’s 100 most influential people in 8 p.m. Thursday, January 2, at BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise; 954-835-7000; support of DMX. Over the years, Jay’s been five times. Do you think Hova will attend? the world. “He went from street corner to thebbtcenter.com. Tickets cost $28.75 to awarded 17 Grammys. And while most artists He is a business “game changer,” according corner office,” Bloomberg mused, calling him $146.25 plus fees via ticketmaster.com.

We’re just being honest here, folks. Af- the more cloying aspects of his music disavow. to produce some of his best material, as “We The Joel Dilemma ter all, in rock ’n’ roll, image is everything. At one point in Joel’s career, he seemed sen- Didn’t Start the Fire” and the bulk of 1993’s Is Billy Joel an easy-listening Admittedly, few musicians have reaped as sitive to the fact that he could become typecast River of Dreams album can attest. Likewise, much acclaim as Joel has over the past 40 years. as merely an easy-listening balladeer. Indeed, a listen to any of his live albums or a ticket to piano man or a resilient Although he hasn’t produced any new music re- the album Glass Houses seemed a deliberate one of his concerts will affirm the fact that rocker? BY LEE ZIMMERMAN cently — much less any songs that have returned attempt to counter that impression. Coming the man can indeed rock relentlessly, in part illy Joel isn’t your average rocker. And him to the charts — his back catalog is one of the belatedly after the punk revolution had already thanks to the great band he has in tow. that’s not simply because he has ac- most prolific in popular music. Like his pal Elton turned the music biz upside down, Joel affirmed And if any further evidence is needed, cumulated more hits than any dozen John, an artist whose image has always defied his admiration with a set list that included “You there’s the music made early in his career: the M

Bother rock folk combined. While he boasts the norm, Joel proved that piano could be used May Be Right” and the rather obvious “It’s Still rare recordings he made with his first band, J ONTH many of the same qualities that typify your as a dynamic lead instrument, one from which Rock and Roll to Me,” songs in which he tried the Hassles, and the piano-drums duo Attila. anuary

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and his attraction to hot women he can’t hold dards and easy-listening schmaltz — we’ll cite the album itself alluded to that desire, and once a rough-and-tumble character whose anuary onto — he doesn’t exactly present the image “Piano Man,” “Just the Way You Are,” “Scenes its cover showed him clad in a black leather mindset wasn’t always focused on the charts. ONTH that most people associate with the flash and From an Italian Restaurant,” and, good God, “Up- jacket, taking aim at his own reflection. Yet it XX, 2008 8, 2014 glam of a superstar. He’s pudgy, balding, and town Girl” as examples — he deserves due credit also offered the impression that perhaps he [email protected] looks a lot like your Uncle Fred. Just ask those for some vibrant songs as well. There’s “We was trying too hard, and for all the protest he who have seen him frequenting South Beach. Didn’t Start the Fire,” “Los Angelinos,” “Allen- proffered, he still knew that his bread and but- Billy Joel Charisma? Not really. Even though he puts on town,” and “Miami 2017.” Although most of these ter came from a product that was strictly PG. With Tom Odell. 8 p.m. Tuesday, January 7, and Saturday, January 11, at BB&T Center, 1 Panther one hell of a concert, his look suggests that of tunes aren’t included among his greatest hits, On the other hand, when Joel didn’t seem Parkway, Sunrise. Tickets cost $39.50 to $119.50 plus the average performer at the local Holiday Inn. they do help establish his street cred in ways to have any objective in mind, he managed fees. Call 954-835-7000, or visit thebbtcenter.com. 2525 It’s good to be King. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com 1.01 Bonerama 1.03 repuBlic SoundS collective 1.04 el duB and i reSolution 1.08 treehouSe 1.10 the people upStairS 1.11 George Lange ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews circuS mutt and | MUSIC PREVIEWS | B.B. King the Big taSty 8 P.M. SUNDAY, JANUARY 5, AT KNIGHT CONCERT HALL ▼ Music AT THE ADRIENNE ARSHT CENTER, 1300 BISCAYNE BLVD., 1.15 MIAMI. TICKETS COST $49.50 TO $99.50, PLUS FEES.

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Post Jam Cruise Show: With the Revivalists, Monophonics, and oth- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | THURSDAY, JAN. 2 ers, Fri., Jan. 10, 9 p.m., $25-$40. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Jay Z: Magna Carter World Tour, 8 p.m., $28.75 -$146.25. BB&T Center, Billy Joel: Sat., Jan. 11, 8 p.m., $39.50-$119.50. BB&T Center, 1 Panther 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. Parkway, Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. Pre-Jam Cruise Show: With the Jam Cruise All Stars featuring George Calvin Newborn: With the Al Waters Sextet, Sat., Jan. 11, 8 p.m., Porter Jr, Eric Krazno, Nigel Hall, Adam Deitch, Bill Evans, Billy Iuso, $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, and the Bonerama Horns, 9 p.m., $25-$40. The Funky Biscuit, 303 artsgarage.org. SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. An Evening With the Stars: A Doo Wop Extravaganza with Kenny Vance & the Planotones, Brian Hyland, Chris Montez, and Kathy FRIDAY, JAN. 3 Young, Sat., Jan. 11, 7 p.m., $41.50-$61.50. Parker Playhouse, 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-761-5374, parkerplayhouse.com. David Shelley: With Bluestone, 9 p.m., $8/$10. Bamboo Room, Kenny Garrett Trio: Sat., Jan. 11, 8 p.m., $40. Rose & Alfred Miniaci 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Performing Arts Center, 3100 Ray Ferrero Jr. Blvd., Davie, 954- Joel DaSilva & the Midnight Howl: 9:30 462-0222, miniacipac.com. p.m., $10-$20. The Funky Biscuit, GET OUR FREE APP Kenny Vance & the Planotones: Sat., 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Jan. 11, 7 p.m., $41.50-$61.50. Parker 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. iPHONE OR ANDROID Playhouse, 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Nearly Nicks: Stevie Nicks tribute band, FOR MORE CONCERTS Lauderdale, 954-761-5374, parker- 8 p.m., $28.50-$38.50. The Fillmore OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com playhouse.com. Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Old Habits: With XBishopX, Incited, No Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Peace, and Simple Principals, Sat., Jan. 11, 8 p.m., $5. Propaganda, 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, propagandalw.com. SATURDAY, JAN. 4 One More Round: A tribute to Johnny Cash, Sat., Jan. 11, 9 p.m., tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music $12. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, The Darling Sweets: With Gravel Kings, Killbillies, and the Muggles, bambooroomblues.com. 8 p.m., $5. Propaganda, 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, David Holt: With Josh Goforth, Sun., Jan. 12, 7 p.m., $20-$30. Cultural propagandalw.com. Center at Mizner Park, 201 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, 561-362-0606. The Merry Franksters: A tribute to Frank Zappa, 9 p.m., Free. Marilyn Keiser: Sun., Jan. 12, 4 p.m., $5-$10. First Presbyterian Church, Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bam- 2331 NE 46th Ave., Coconut Creek, 954-941-2308, pinkpres.org. booroomblues.com. Queensryche: Sun., Jan. 12, 7:30 p.m., $28. Culture Room, 3045 N. Rose Max: With Ramatis, 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Soldier Hard: Performing at the PTSD Awareness Ride to raise commu- Victor Wainwright & the Wild Roots: With Wayne Sharp & the nity awareness, Sun., Jan. 12, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., $15, ptsdawarenessride. Sharp Shooter Band, 9:30 p.m., $20-$30. The Funky Biscuit, 303 org/. C.B. Smith Park, 900 N. Flamingo Road, Pembroke Pines, SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. 954-437-2650, broward.org. Moscow City Symphony: The Russian Philharmonic, Mon., Jan. SUNDAY, JAN. 5 13, 8 p.m., $25-$85. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. The Delray String Quartet: 4 p.m., $35. Colony Hotel, 525 E. Atlantic Ska Goes Solo Tour: With Chris DeMakes of Less Than Jake, Ryan Eldred Ave., Delray Beach, 561-276-4123, thecolonyhotel.com/florida/. of Catch 22, Jay Tea of Arrogant Sons of Bitches, the Hard Richards, Duo Amal: With Bishara Haroni and Yaron Kohlberg on the piano, Askultura, and the Real Monsters, Wed., Jan. 15, 8 p.m., $12/$15. Pro- 2 p.m., $25-$60. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 paganda, 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, propagandalw.com. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Megan Mullally: With Seth Rudetsky, Thu., Jan. 16, 8 p.m., $31.50- New Times Broward-palm B each B.B. King: 8 p.m., $49.50-$99.50. Adrienne Arsht Center for the $126.50. Parker Playhouse, 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 305-949-6722, 954-761-5374, https://parkerplayhouse.com/online/. arshtcenter.org. Soul Rebels: With Lingo and Bubonik Funk, Thu., Jan. 16, 9:30 p.m., $15-$30. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, MONDAY, JAN. 6 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Tinsley Ellis: Thu., Jan. 16, 9 p.m., $20. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Matt Savage: 7 and 9 p.m., $35-$65. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza Real, Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. Ana Popovic: Fri., Jan. 17, 9 p.m., $29-$34. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Panic Disorder: 8 p.m., Free. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub, 1 Seminole Way, Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Fort Lauderdale, 954-791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. Barry Manilow: Fri., Jan. 17, 8 p.m., $6.24-$176.24. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. TUESDAY, JAN. 7 The Delray String Quartet: Fri., Jan. 17, 7:30 p.m., $30. All Saints Epis- copal Church, 333 Tarpon Drive, Fort Lauderdale, 954-467-6496. Billy Joel: 8 p.m., $39.50-$119.50. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Tommy Castro: With the Painkillers, Fri., Jan. 17, 9:30 p.m., $20-$30. Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, George Caldwell: 7 p.m., Free. The Big Easy, 1925 Hollywood Blvd., funkybiscuit.com. Hollywood, 954-924-3006, thebigeasybarandgrille.com. Bob Margolin: Sat., Jan. 18, 8 p.m., $25-$35/$30-$40. Arts Garage, Molly Ringwald: 7 and 9 p.m., $50-$85. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. Everymen: With Los Bastardos Magnificos, the Goddamn Hustle, and Birthday Candles, Sat., Jan. 18, 8 p.m., $5. Propaganda, 6 S. J St., M ONTH J

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Blvd., Hollywood, 954-924-3006, thebigeasybarandgrille.com. The Official Sunshine Blues Festival After Party: With Col. Bruce 2-J Molly Ringwald: 7 and 9 p.m., $50-$85. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza Hampton, Mike Zito & the Wheel, Albert Castiglia, and others, Sat., anuary Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. Jan. 18, 9:30 p.m., $20-$35. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., ONTH Tony DeSare Quartet: 7:45 p.m., $40. Broward Center for the Per- Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com.

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browardcenter.org. Gathering Time, Jack Williams, Passerine, Steve Gillette & Cindy 8, 2014 Mangsen, Zoe Lewis, 2 Guys, Amy Carol Webb, Andy Wahlberg, Annie Wena, Ashley Gang, Austin Miller, Bill & Eli Perras, Bing Futch, Colleen EARLY WARNINGS Kattau, and others, Sat., Jan. 18, 11:30 a.m.; Sun., Jan. 19, 11:30 a.m., $25-$60. Hugh Taylor Birch State Park, 3109 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Les Claypool: Jam Cruise 12 Official Post Show Party, Thu., Jan. 9, Lauderdale, 954-564-4521, floridastateparks.org/hughtaylorbirch/. 7:30 p.m., $22. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, New Politics: Sun., Jan. 19, 7 p.m., $15. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. 2727 Orpheus Chamber Orchestra: With Nobuyuki Tsujii on the piano, Sun., the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, 954-761-5374, https://parkerplayhouse.com/online/. Jan. 19, 8 p.m., $25-$90. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 561-832-7469, kravis.org. jointherevolution.net. Dick Hyman: Fri., Feb. 21, 8 p.m., $25-$45. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Arctic Monkeys: Thu., Jan. 30, 8:30 p.m., $27.50. The Fillmore Miami Big Head Todd & the Monsters: Sat., Feb. 8, 7 p.m., $24. Revolu- St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Supa Cat: With King Waggy Tee and Supa Sound, Sun., Jan. 19, 7 Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, tion Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, The Rrazz Room: Deana Martin: Fri., Feb. 21, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 22, 7:30 p.m., $30. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, fillmoremb.com. jointherevolution.net. p.m., $40-$50. Coral Springs Center for the Arts, 2855 Coral Springs 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Sevendust: Thu., Jan. 30, 7:30 p.m., $25. Culture Room, 3045 N. J Boog: Sat., Feb. 8, 8 p.m., $12. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Dr, Coral Springs, 954-344-5999, coralspringscenterforthearts.com. Orpheus Chamber Orchestra: Mon., Jan. 20, 7:30 p.m., $29-$49. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Shpongle: The Museum of Consciousness Tour with the Desert Dwell- Broward Center for the Performing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Double Speak & Hidden Meanings: With the South Florida Symphony Jeff Berlin Trio: Sat., Feb. 8, 8 p.m., $40. Rose & Alfred Miniaci ers, Fri., Feb. 21, 8 p.m., $22. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, browardcenter.org. Orchestra, Fri., Jan. 31, 8 p.m., $35-$45. Broward Center for the Performing Arts Center, 3100 Ray Ferrero Jr. Blvd., Davie, 954- Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Kirk Whalum: Tue., Jan. 21, 7 & 9 p.m., $25. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza Performing Arts, 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, 462-0222, miniacipac.com. The Expendables: Sat., Feb. 22, 7 p.m., $15. Culture Room, 3045 N. Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. browardcenter.org. Joshua Bowlus: With the John Ricci Quintet, Sat., Feb. 8, 8 p.m., Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net.

browardpalmbeach.com $25-$35/$30-$40. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, browardpalmbeach.com Savoy: Get Lazer’d Tour, Tue., Jan. 21, 7:30 p.m., $15. Revolution JP Soars & the Red Hots: Fri., Jan. 31, 9:30 p.m., $10-$20. The The Fab Faux: Beatles tribute band, Sat., Feb. 22, 8 p.m., $42.93- Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, join- Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. $95.93. Parker Playhouse, 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, therevolution.net. funkybiscuit.com. Panic! At the Disco: With the Colourist, Sat., Feb. 8, 8 p.m., $29.75- 954-761-5374, https://parkerplayhouse.com/online/. Kirk Whalum: Wed., Jan. 22, 7 & 9 p.m., $25. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Moonspell: With Leaves Eyes and Atrocity, Fri., Jan. 31, 8 p.m., $18. $45. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Julio Iglesias: Sat., Feb. 22, 8 p.m., $49.50-$129.50. American Airlines Plaza Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564- Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 305-960-8500, aaarena.com. Lucero: Wed., Jan. 22, 7:30 p.m., $20. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal 1074, cultureroom.net. Angel Roque: Presents “Let Your Mind Fly,” Sun., Feb. 9, 3 p.m., $25- Led Zeppelin 2: Sat., Feb. 22, 8 p.m., $17.50. Revolution Live, 100 SW Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Nonpoint: Fri., Jan. 31, 7 p.m., $17. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., $35. Palm Beach Community College Eissey Campus, 3160 PGA 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Gaelic Storm: Fri., Jan. 24, 8 p.m., $12. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Blvd., Palm Beach Gardens, 561-207-5015, palmbeachstate.edu. Manuel Valera: Sat., Feb. 22, 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Willie Nelson & Family: Fri., Jan. 31, 8 Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra: 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. In This Moment: With Devour the Day, Fri., Jan. 24, 6 p.m., $21.50. p.m., $63.07-$84.27. Coral Springs GET OUR FREE APP Conducted by JoAnn Falletta, Sun., Soulfrito: The Urban Latin Music Festival: With Nas, Don Omar, Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, Center for the Arts, 2855 Coral SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Feb. 9, 8 p.m.; Mon., Feb. 10, 2 p.m., Juicy J, Victor Manuelle, Hector “El Torito” Acosta, Sensato, Plan jointherevolution.net. Springs Dr, Coral Springs, 954-344- iPHONE OR ANDROID $25-$80. Kravis Center for the Perform- B, Calma Carmona, and DJs Camilo and Enuff, Sat., Feb. 22, 1 p.m., KC & the Sunshine Band: Fri., Jan. 24, 8 p.m., $45-$65. Hard Rock 5999, coralspringscenterforthearts. FOR MORE CONCERTS ing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West $54-$129, soulfrito.com/. Sun Life Stadium, 2269 NW 199th St., Live, 1 Seminole Way, Hollywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehol- com. OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Miami Gardens, 305-623-6100, sunlifestadium.com. lywoodfl.com. Jake Shimabukuro: Sat., Feb. 1, 8 p.m., The Delray String Quartet: Sun., Feb. Amernet String Quartet: With Iris van Eck, Sun., Feb. 23, 3 p.m., Thomas Wynn & the Believers: Fri., Jan. 24, 9 p.m., $10. Bamboo Room, $31.27-$45.05. Coral Springs Center for the Arts, 2855 Coral Springs 9, 4 p.m., $35. Colony Hotel, 525 E. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach, $15-$35. Leiser Opera Center, 221 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Dr, Coral Springs, 954-344-5999, coralspringscenterforthearts.com. 561-276-4123, thecolonyhotel.com/florida/. 954-728-9700, leisercenter.org. Uproot Hootenanny: Fri., Jan. 24, 9:30 p.m., $7-$20. The Funky Led Hed: A tribute to Led Zeppelin, Sat., Feb. 1, 9 p.m., TBA. Bamboo Jars of Clay: Sun., Feb. 9, 7:30 p.m., $20. Culture Room, 3045 N. The Orchestra Rheinberger Symphony: With the Mozart Requiem, Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funky- Room, 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Jon Robertson conducting the Lynn University Conservatory ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews biscuit.com. Nancy Kelly: Sat., Feb. 1, 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 NE 1st St., Andrea Bocelli: Fri., Feb. 14, 8 p.m., $65-$375. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Orchestra, and Mark Jones, organ soloist, Sun., Feb. 23, 4 p.m., Anthony DeFontes: Performer for Magic Moments, a fundraiser to Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Parkway, Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. $5-$15. First Presbyterian Church, 2331 NE 46th Ave., Coconut benefit National Week of the Ocean, Sat., Jan. 25, 7:30 p.m., $25. Richard Smith: Sat., Feb. 1, 8 p.m., $15/$20. River of Grass Café, Darlene Love: Fri., Feb. 14, 8 p.m., $37.50-$47.50. Parker Playhouse, Creek, 954-941-2308, pinkpres.org. Cinema Paradiso, 503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-525-3456, 11850 W. State Road 84, Davie, 954-723-7877, riverofgrassuu. 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-761-5374, https://park- Austin Mahone: With Becky G., Midnight Red, and W3 the Future, Mon., fliff.com/Cinema_Paradiso. org/river-of-grass-cafe.html. erplayhouse.com/online/. Feb. 24, 7:30 p.m., $30.50-$43.50. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Night+ dA Candlebox: Sat., Jan. 25, 8 p.m., $25. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Yonder Mountain String Band: Sat., Feb. 1, 7 p.m., $18.99. Revolu- Gilberto Santa Rosa: Fri., Feb. 14, 8 p.m., $48-$160. James L. Knight Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. tion Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, Center, 400 SE Second Ave., Miami, 305-372-4634, jlkc.com. Al Di Meola: Tue., Feb. 25, 7 & 9 p.m., TBA. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza

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A Sat., Jan. 25, 6 p.m., $15-$22. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Ambrosia: Sun., Feb. 2, 7 & 9 p.m., $55-$85. Mon., Feb. 3, 7 & 9 p.m., St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. The Black Angles: With Roky Erickson, Tue., Feb. 25, 8 p.m., $22. t Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. $55-$85. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, 561-300- LoveFest Miami: With Wale, K. Michelle, Meek Mill, and Marcus Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grand- Disclosure: Sat., Jan. 25, 9 p.m., $28.50. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. Cooper, Fri., Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m., $41-$81. BankUnited Center, 1245 centralmiami.com. Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Freddy Cole: Tue., Feb. 4, 7 & 9 p.m., $25-$55. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Dauer Drive, Coral Gables, 305-284-8686, bankunitedcenter.com. Dark Star Orchestra: Tue., Feb. 25, 7 p.m., $25.50. Revolution Live, 100 Falling In Reverse: With Escape the Fate and Chelsea Grin, Sat., Plaza Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. RL Grime: With Salva, Mike Deuce, and Rowland Evans, Fri., Feb. 14, SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Jan. 25, 6 p.m., $20.50. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Turquoise Jeep: With Yip Deceiver, Tue., Feb. 4, 8 p.m., $10-$15. 10 p.m., TBA. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377- Demi Lovato: Neon Lights tour with Little Mix and Fifth Harmony, Tue., Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grand- 2277, grandcentralmiami.com. Feb. 25, 7 p.m., $25.25-$60.75. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Honey Island Swamp Band: Sat., Jan. 25, 9:30 p.m., $15-$30. The centralmiami.com. Roseanne Vitro: Fri., Feb. 14, 8 p.m., $25-$35/$30-$40. Arts Garage, Sunrise, 954-835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, Freddy Cole: Wed., Feb. 5, 7 & 9 p.m., $25-$55. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Detroit Symphony Orchestra: Conducted by Leonard Slatkin with funkybiscuit.com. Plaza Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. Big Sandy & His Fly-Rite Boys: Sat., Feb. 15, 9 p.m., TBA. Bamboo Room, Olga Kern on the piano, Tue., Feb. 25, 8 p.m.; Wed., Feb. 26, 2 p.m., Randy Brecker: Sat., Jan. 25, 8 p.m., $25-$45. Arts Garage, 180 NE John Prine: Wed., Feb. 5, 8 p.m., $43-$63. Parker Playhouse, 707 25 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. $35-$100. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-761-5374, https://parker- Johnny Rawls: Sat., Feb. 15, 8 p.m., $25-$35/$30-$40. Arts Garage, Blvd., West Palm Beach, 561-832-7469, kravis.org. Against Me!: With the Sidekicks and the Shondes, Sun., Jan. 26, 7:30 playhouse.com/online/. 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Al Di Meola: Wed., Feb. 26, 7 & 9 p.m., TBA. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 Plaza p.m., $17. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, Freddy Cole: Thu., Feb. 6, 7 & 9 p.m., $25-$55. Jazziz Nightlife, 201 The Rrazz Room: Nicole Henry & Her Band: Sat., Feb. 15, 7:30 p.m., Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Plaza Real, Boca Raton, 561-300-0730, jazziz.com/jazziznightlife/. $40. Coral Springs Center for the Arts, 2855 Coral Springs Dr, Peter & Will Anderson: Thu., Feb. 27, 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, Amon Amarth: Deceiver Of the Gods tour with Enslaved and Skel- The Delray String Quartet: Fri., Feb. 7, 7:30 p.m., $30. Fri., Feb. 7, Coral Springs, 954-344-5999, coralspringscenterforthearts.com. 180 NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | etonwitch, Sun., Jan. 26, 7 p.m., $24. Revolution Live, 100 SW 7:30 p.m., $30. All Saints Episcopal Church, 333 Tarpon Drive, Fort Toro Y Moi: With Caveman, Tue., Feb. 18, 8 p.m., $15. Grand Central, G. Love & Special Sauce: Fri., Feb. 28, 8 p.m., $24.99. Culture Room, 3045 dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Lauderdale, 954-467-6496. 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Band of Heathens: Sun., Jan. 26, 9:30 p.m., $20-$35. The Funky Biscuit, Peter & Will Anderson: Fri., Feb. 7, 8 p.m., $25-$35. Arts Garage, 180 Flogging Molly: Wed., Feb. 19, 7 p.m., $28.50. Revolution Live, 100 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. MARCH Marcia Ball: Sun., Jan. 26, 8 p.m., $32-$37. Bamboo Room, 25 S. J St., Skinny Puppy: With Army of the Universe, Fri., Feb. 7, 8 p.m., Dick Hyman Master Class: Thu., Feb. 20, 7 p.m., $10. Arts Garage, 180 Lake Worth, 561-585-2583, bambooroomblues.com. $26.50. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, NE 1st St., Delray Beach, 561-450-6357, artsgarage.org. Justin Timberlake: The 20/20 Experience World tour, Wed., March Haifa Symphony Orchestra: Conducted by Boguslaw Dawidow, Tue., grandcentralmiami.com. Megan Hilty: With Seth Rudetsky, Thu., Feb. 20, 8 p.m., $31.50- 5, 8 p.m., $52.50-$178. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Jan. 28, 8 p.m.; Wed., Jan. 29, 2 p.m., $25-$85. Kravis Center for Walk Off the Earth: With Parachute, Fri., Feb. 7, 7 p.m., $20.50. $126.50. Parker Playhouse, 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale, Blvd., Miami, 305-960-8500, aaarena.com. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm XX, 2012 XX, 8, 2014 8, ONTH anuary XX–M 2-J ONTH M anuary J

28 28 | CONCERTS & CLUBS | McSorley’s Beach Pub: 837 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lau- browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com derdale, 954-565-4446, mcsorleysbeachpub.com. All You Can Drink, $20 gets you all you can drink from 8-10 p.m., Fridays, 8-10 p.m., $20. ▼ Music Propaganda: 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, propagandalw. com. Ladies Night, with live bands, free drinks for the ladies, and drink specials, Tuesdays, 8 p.m., $5. Sky Thai Sushi: 350 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. Moët Mondays, CLUB PICKS Glasses of Moët price on the hour, Mondays, 4-10 p.m., Free. Taco Beach Shack: 334 Arizona St., Hollywood, 954-920-6523, ROCK tacobeachshack.com. Thirsty Thursdays, $1 Bud Light drafts, Thursdays. Margarita Mondays, $3 margaritas all day, Mondays. Blue Martini Fort Lauderdale: 2432 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, Tarpon Bend Food & Tackle: 200 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-653-2583, bluemartinilounge.com. Rock Night, Tuesdays, 954-523-3233, tarponbend.com. Twisted Thursdays, Free drinks | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC

8 p.m., Free. and 2-for-1 dinner specials from 7 p.m.-close, Thursdays. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Boston’s on the Beach: 40 S. Ocean Blvd., Delray Beach, 561-278- Whiskey Tango All American Bar and Grill: 1903 Hollywood Blvd., 3364, bostonsonthebeach.com. Mark Pisarri and Daniel Lombardi, Hollywood, 954-925-2555, whiskeytangofl.com. Ladies Night, Fridays, 5 p.m., Free. Ladies drink from from 9 p.m.-midnight, Tuesdays, Free. Brogues Downunder: 621 Lake Ave., Lake Worth, 561-585-1885, World of Beer — Coconut Creek: 4437 Lyons Road, Coconut Creek, bmnllc.wix.com/brogues. True Blue, Thu., Jan. 2, 9 p.m., Free. 954-984-0300, worldofbeerusa.com. Ladies Night, Half-off Used Ta Bees, Fri., Jan. 3, 9 p.m., Free. select drafts and wines, Thursdays; Military Night, Half-off select Cagney’s Saloon: 5983 S. University Drive, Davie, 954-689-0035. drafts, Thursdays. Beccas Rock & Roll Army, Sundays, 8 p.m., Free. The Dive Bar: 3233 N. Ocean Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-565-9264. The DANCE Johnson Palmer Band, Fri., Jan. 3, 9:30 p.m. Slejj, Sat., Jan. 4, 9:30 p.m. The Dubliner: 210 SW 2nd St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-523-1213, dub- American Social Bar & Restaurant: 721 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lau- linerfortlauderdale.com. Live Rock & Roll, Thursdays, 8 p.m., Free. derdale, 954-764-7005, americansocialbar.com. Ladies Night, Live Music, Fridays-Sundays, 10 p.m., Free. Dubliner Wednesdays, DJ set and music videos by Supersede, Wednesdays, 9 p.m., Free. Mid-week alternative with DJ Ed Whitty and Concerned Citizens, Club Fate: 601 Silks Run, Hallandale Beach, 954-456-3283, clubfatefl. Wednesdays, 10 p.m., Free. com. Femme Fatale Thursdays, with DJ Cyclone. Ladies drink free till Johnnie Brown’s: 301 E. Atlantic Ave., Delray Beach, 561-243-9911, 1 a.m., Thursdays, 8 p.m. Fate Fridays, with Dynamik Dave, Fridays. johnniebrowns.com. Jason Colannino, Mondays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Feelgoods Rock Bar and Grill: 219 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, Flyers, Wednesdays, Free. 561-833-6500, feelgoodswestpalm. King’s Head Pub and Restaurant: GET OUR FREE APP com. Select Thursdays, With DJs 2692 N. University Drive, Plantation, SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Machina and David Paul, Thursdays. 954-572-5933, kingsheadpubsun- iPHONE OR ANDROID DJ Chaos, No cover before 11 p.m., rise.com. Russell P. and Friends, FOR MORE CLUBS Saturdays, 11 p.m. Saturdays, 7:30 p.m., Free. OR VISIT: miaminewtimes.com Off the Hookah: 314 Clematis St., West Mai-Kai: 3599 N. Federal Highway, Fort Palm Beach, 561-837-8577. Ladies Lauderdale, 954-563-3272, maikai.com. Ty Olopai and Andrew Night, with DJs DP, R1, and Mate. Ladies get in and drink free all Cornwall, Wednesdays, 6 p.m., Free. night, Thursdays. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub: 1 Seminole Way, Fort Lauderdale, 954- Off the Hookah: 111 SW 2nd Ave. 103, Fort Lauderdale, 954-761-8686, 791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. High Tolerance, Thursdays, Free. offthehookah.com. Voodoo Sundays, hosted by Daisy Deadpetals, Funkette, Fridays, Free. Blue Audio, Sundays, Free. TP Lords, and Erika Norell with music by DJ Kid Fresh, Sundays. O’Shea’s Irish Pub: 531 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-833-3865, Pangaea: 5711 Seminole Way, Hollywood, 954-581-5454, pangaea- osheaspub.com. TGIF Happy Hour, with the Killbillies, Fridays, 9:30 lounge.com. Saturday Is for Players, with DJ Mummy, Sat., Jan. p.m., Free. Bottomless Bloody Marys, with KillBillies, Saturdays, 4, 10 p.m., $20. 11 a.m.; Sundays, 11 a.m., $15. Tonic Club and Lounge: 837 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort The Octopus Garden: 1942 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, 954-924- Lauderdale, 954-565-4446, tonicclubandlounge.com. Recess 2525, octopusgarden.com. Rock covers, first Thursday-Saturday Sundays, with DJ GQ, Sundays, 4 p.m. of every month. Shenanigans Sports Pub: 3303 Sheridan St., Hollywood, 954-981- OPEN MIC 9702, shenaniganssportspub.com. Live Bands, Fridays, 11 p.m., Free. Live Bands, Saturdays, 11 p.m., Free. Boca Muse: 7136 Beracasa Way, Boca Raton, 561-367-1133, boca- Starlite Lounge: 960 N. Federal Highway, Pompano musecafe.com. Open Mic, Wednesdays, 9 p.m., Free. Beach, 954-946-3477, facebook.com/pages/StarLite- The Dive Bar: 3233 N. Ocean Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-565-9264. Lounge/111463625561162?fref=ts. The New Revolution, Fri., Open Mic, Tuesdays, 9 p.m., Free. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Jan. 3, 9 p.m., Free. Megabite Cybercafe: 1910 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, 954-237- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Swampgrass Willys: 9910 Alt A1A Ste 711, Palm Beach Gardens, 2888. Open Mic, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Poetry & Spoken Word 561-625-1555, swampgrasswillys.net. Jumbo Shrimp All Ages Open Mic, Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Showcase, Fri., Jan. 3, 8-10 p.m., $5-$10; Sarah Metzger, with Swampgrass Willys: 9910 Alt A1A Ste 711, Palm Beach Gardens, Trainreck and Second Chance, Fri., Jan. 3, 10 p.m., $5. 561-625-1555, swampgrasswillys.net. Open Jam Sessions: Plug In & Play, Tuesdays, 7 p.m., Free. HIP-HOP Wet Willie’s: 550 S. Rosemary Ave., West Palm Beach, 561-514-4001. Fusion All Arts Open Mic, Mondays, 8 p.m., Free. Alley Cats: 1820 S. Young Circle, Hollywood, 954-505-3434. Whiskey Blue at W Fort Lauderdale Hotel: 401 N. Fort Lauderdale Seduction Mondays, Ladies drink free from 10 p.m. till midnight, Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-414-8200, starwoodhotels. Mondays, 9 p.m., Free. com. Open Mic Night Thursdays, Thursdays, 9 p.m. Gaby’s Lounge: 11226 Pines Blvd., Pembroke Pines, 954-431-0918, clubgabys.com. SET Tuesdays, Ladies drink free Ciroc before 12:30 ACOUSTIC a.m., Tuesdays, 11 p.m. Off the Hookah: 111 SW 2nd Ave. 103, Fort Lauderdale, 954-761-8686, B.B. King’s Restaurant & Blues Club: 550 Rosemary Ave., West offthehookah.com. Hip-Hop Fridays, Fridays. Palm Beach, 561-420-8600, bbkingclubs.com. Franklin Richard, Sundays, noon, Free. DRINK SPECIALS Cheers Food and Spirits: 941 E. Cypress Creek Rd, Fort Lauderdale, 954-771-6337, cheersfoodandspirits.com. Aldo Marchant and Bar Louie: 1500 Gateway Blvd., Boynton Beach, 561-853-0090, Marc Claus, Sundays, Free. barlouieamerica.com. $5 Bucket o’ Beers, Enjoy $5 select domestic The Dubliner: 210 SW 2nd St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-523-1213, dublin- M ONTH buckets and $5 martinis all day, Wednesdays. erfortlauderdale.com. Live Acoustic Music, Tuesdays, 8 p.m., Free. J ANUARY Biergarten Boca Raton: 309 Via De Palmas #90, Boca Raton, 561- South Shores Tavern and Patio Bar: 502 Lucerne Ave., Lake Worth,

395-7462, biergartenboca.com. In Da Biz Sundays, 40 percent off 561-547-7656, southshorestavern.com. Acoustic Jam with Tost, XX–M entire bill for those in the biz, Sundays. Tuesdays, 7 p.m., Free. 2-J Cowboy’s Saloon: 1805 S. University Drive, Davie, 954-476-0063, ANUARY cowboysdavie.com. Thirsty Thursdays, Thursdays, free. S.I.N Night, LOUNGE ONTH Tuesdays, 6 p.m., free.

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