^ JT The Modern Gilbert's — ''One Man Tells Another" Zeke Walt Don Hank South Bend's Largest Stock of McGregor Sportswear Free Taxi Service From Down Town To Gilberts Home of Famous Names in Men*s Quality Clothing GILBERT'S 813 - 817 S. MICHIGAN STREET SOUTH G E S FOR MEN! I y LETTERS Sunday, Sept. 22, 1946 Let's Get Acquainted Dear Editor: The first issue was swell, but what the magazine needs is a good B-BAG like the Smokes and handy Cigarette Case one in the E.T.O. "Stai-s and Stripes." We FREE .to every N. D. man who registers could use one this year with our gripes. at our store. One especially—Leahy's secret prac­ tice session which has dropped student spirit to a low low. How 'bout that? Any $5.00 Pipe or $5.00 in Books FREE _to every 50th N. D. man who reg­ A Vet in isters. 204 Zahm OFFER EXPIRES OCTOBER 12th 216 Alumni Dear Sir In response to the plea of the author CIGAR STORE NEWS CENTER of that rollicking column "Campus on the on the Club," for something comparable to Gus Main Street Side Washington Street Side Kelly's "devastating" missive of last term (as Mr. Olwell refers to it) please allow me to get some very weighty items off my chest, shallow as it may be. In re­ gards to the Met-Club Clambake that came off (fizzled 'be more like it) in N. BRUGGNER'S Y. C. this past June, this kid made the mistake of being there. I don't much MAIN AND WASHINGTON care about the hundred guys that didn't show. What I'm concerned about is the time those experienced that attended. Be­ lieve me it was rather painful. To begin with if those stiffs that Mr. Olwell refers to as our entertainment were from J. Fred Coots (who's he any­ FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHY...FAMOUS ADDRESS way) Show, then somebody should pay for Mr. Coots to either give up or take his little troupe down to the Bowery where maybe, maybe mind you, they might be appreciated. We came there to dance, not to have our ears bended by a bunch of vaudeville refugees. Those in­ terested may get a much better version PRIDDY at the Metropole of Rogers' Corners. TOMPSETt The band wasn't bad when they played. (Every ten minutes some ham was butt­ ing in with a joke of 1908 vintage). Anybody with anything more than a Section 8 I. Q. knows that nobody shows at these deals till 10 o'clock. Yet this BUILDING big deal of the Met Club knocked off at 1 A. M. Maybe we've got a curfew or something!! I don't know. Oh Yes!! The service. The jernt was PORTRAITS equipped with a grand fleet of about three waitei'S to take care of the thirst item. We, upon almost giving an arm tvt^ and a leg, succeeded in getting two drinks in only three hours time and our mob wasn't Charter Members of the CALL FOR APPOINTMENT W.C.T.U. Believe me a Avild time was 3-6157 had by all. Will Harrs L. A. TOMPSETT, M.R.P.S* (Continued on Page 28) EWS & PICTURES • ••every Sunday Here's big news for sport fans! It's news about an 8-PAGE FOOTBALL SECTION in The Chicago Sun EVERY SUNDAY during the 1946 football season. This bigger and better sports section will give you a complete coverage of college, prep school and pro football. It will be cram-packed with action and diagrammed pictures, scores and stories. Be sure to get The Chicago Sun EVERY SUNDAY and see the big 8-page football seaion, with stories by Warren Brown and a staff of noted sports writers. CHICAGO SUNDAY SUN CCLLCGE DAI^ADE By LOU ALMASI and TOM HIGGINS PALAIS ROYALE /->*i#n/j . ON THE HOME FRONT ... ON FOREIGN FIELDS ... In the local clip joint the other day, From Purdue we hear that Fred War­ one of the barbers piped up wth "Who ing is going to make an appearance there nex?" with his Pennsylvanians. We should A fi-eshie blushed and answered, "I care! With our own Notre Dame Glee do, once in a while." Club, what use would we have for Fred Waring? • And then there's the irate prof who 1st convict: "What are you in for?" broke down one day in class and said, 2nd convict: "Rockin' my wife to "I don't mind if I see a student fidget sleep." toward the end of the hour. I don't mind seeing him take out his watch and 1st convict: "But they can't put you look at it. But when he takes out his in here for that." watch, looks at it, puts it to his ear, and 2nd convict: "Yeah? You should've shakes it—that makes me sooooo mad." seen the size of them rocks." THE GOLDEN TOUCH Tough apples, prof old boy! "I don't belive in Darwin's theory of evolution." Vince Scott walked into his room and FRA^NKIE found his cell-mate, Al Mosca, writing "Neither do I. I think some woman a letter. made the first monkey out of man." Scott: "Writing your girl, Al?" Mosca: "Yeah." Any girl can be gay AND HIS ORCHESTRA Scott: "Make me a carbon copy, will In a classy coupe you?" In a taxicab all can be jolly. • Aifer the Game But the girl worth while A Sunday afternoon tea dance at you Is the girl who can smile know where inspired this literai-y gem: When you're taking her home on the "Your face is like a peach," he said trolley. Atibtim Plainsman Sot., Oct. 5th She bhished beneath her bonnet. Nor dreamed he meant to say it had A recent announcement put out by the PALAIS ROYALE Superfluous fuzz upon it. Treasury Department states that ac­ cording to the cash in circulation, the BALL ROOM average person has $200.35—I have 17 CHAMPAIGN BUBBLES ... cents, so someone on this campus is SOUTH BEND, INDIANA Due to the fact that in Johnny Lu- walking around loose with $400.53. jack and Ziggy Czarobski we have two outstanding outdoor leaders (or should we say woodchoppers) Notre Dame was ZOLTAN'S THESAURUS . .. able to defeat Illinois last Saturday, de­ Alimony—taxation with representation. spite the fact that the Indians were Football fan—one who knows the nation­ led by that celebrated "woodsman" Per­ ality of every player on the All-Amer­ ry Moss. Those of you who journeyed ican team. down for the game were witnesses to the Girdle manufacturer—one who lives off fact that our "repi-esentative" team of the fat of the land. "coachable lads," who should not lose more than four games all season (?), scalped the Indians and stopped the cel­ ebrated Claude "My Buddy" Young. JUST "STUDENT COUNCIL" tUNES We're all looking forward to that en­ counter between our boys and the kay- In the iuture the Student Activity Five Minutes More dets come November 9th . Council will be called officially the Careless Student CoundL This is o result of Cincinnati Lou That weekend at Illinois has taught the last meeting when it was de­ Tempo's Boogie All That Glitters Is Not Gold our N.D. boys another. After a purely cided that the council might just as scientific tour of the campus, it was well follow the popular trend of noted that although coeducation was once campus conversation and simplify Copp's Music Shop a race for supremacy between the sexes, its name. 122-24 E. Wayne St. it's now neck to neck . most likely be the Badin Bogger, who have plays figured out to slide rale ac­ curacy, but are having hard luck find­ THE WEEK ^ by Bill rauB n ing a jockey for their dark horse. ETHICS OR . In Ethics class Father Ward said that TOP OF THE WEEK the bacon . too bad there was7i'i art is the developed habit of making. ND chow makes hair grow. enough to go aroujid. According to this definition all the • wolves that prowl the Walgreen beat on ATOMIC AGE Saturday nights can be classified as ac­ LOCO BOY MAKES GOOD In this new and revolutionary age. complished artists. • After the Champaign uncorking sortie where so many things are being done RESEARCH last Saturday of Golden Dome rooters, by machine, or in a machine like man­ Saturday afternoon quarterbacks, and ner, the suggestion lias been made that Was the crowd gathered in front of members of the alumni gathered in their the Notre Dame football team adopt a the dome Friday afternoon really wait­ favorite spots all over the city to cele­ mechanical mascot . for example, a ing to see Pat O'Brien? It seems that's brate the Irish victory. Highlight of the motorcycle, and call it Crash-More Bike. the hour when all the stenos punch the parties was a little gathering at Mc- clock and parade down the main stair­ Guii-es where Bill "Dynamic" Stockman way for the bus stop. On second thought maybe it was just a geometry class on entertained the inimitable Pat O'Brien INTRA MURDER NOTES a research tour. A few tables down the line Tom Gurry Although the inter-hall tennis match was doing a little hamionizing vrith a will be a mutual meet for the campus fellow who, Tom noticed, had a very fine cards to bridge their athletic rivalry, it's TRANSLATED .