Casino party to use riverboat theme

Lovett College presents its running craps tables and spin- ple are invited to dress up and Fourth Annual Casino Party this ning roulette wheels. "Wooden board the Delta Queen for an Saturday evening, March 22, Leg" will provide music for unforgettable ride through from 9pm to lam in the Rice dancing. The bar, where big time Dixie. Memorial Center. This year's gamblers can celebrate their Costumes are not mandatory, theme centers around the river- winnings or drown their sorrows but possibilities could include a boat "Delta Queen", famous in drinks mixed with bourbon, wide cast of characters such as for its trips on the Mississippi scotch, rum and vodka, will be Tom Sawyer, Johnny Reb, the River between New Orleans and located in the lobby between Old Southern Colonel, St. Louis. Sammy's and the Book Store. Mississippi gamblers, Union Magic shows, bank robberies and soldiers, and, of course, The Delta Queen will feature swinging chorus girls will accom- Southern Belles. gambling in the Grand Ballroom pany the Dixie float. with the Lovett College Faculty The entire festival costs only For further information, call Associates dealing blackjack, $2.50 per person. All Rice peo- xl278 or 523-1143. Hie „ uce

Some costumes were simple and outright obscene; others thresher chose more elaborate and more modest dress, —doug peck volume 62, number 35 monday, march 17, 1975 Baker Shakespearean Festival: bawdy as usual by EMILY COFFMAN booth (a favorite from the past) The bloodthirsty watched sword price to set him free. TexPIRG Martha McDavid and Paul Warm weather and plenty of to a cotton candy stall. The fights, while the esoteric had members formed the Shyster Pearson. Whip-carrying ladies beer drew several hundred Rice ever-present stocks and slave their cards read. Even the and Shyster Law Firm to hand competed with tassel-twirling people to the annual Baker auction competed with relative Thresher had a booth, selling old down legal judgments in criminal gentlemen for whistles. Pearson's Shakespearean Festival held newcomers such as the dunking letterpress engravings. There was, cases, but expanded their busi- lewd "Peter Meter" was used to yesterday afternoon in Baker booth and cowchip-throwing it seems, something for almost ness to capturing, trying, de- measure response to the candi- quad. contest. Alumni came to relive everyone. fending, and punishing guilty dates. This year's festival featured the past, while freshmen came to parties. everything from a mind-blowing gawk at the weanies going wild. Some old favorites from the This year's festival offered This year's slave auction did past were less than popular this more food than earlier ones. not beat last year's high of $25 year — the mind-blowing booth Shrimp, oysters, and chicken for Alexi Bonifield; Middy Day care issue juggled became a gypsy parlor when were among the -main courses Benedict came close though; she only a few customers showed served; corn on the cob, pumper- was sold for $22.50. Hackerman turned the matter by LINDA EICHBLATT up. The kissing booth was en- nickel, cheese, and pickles were These revels open a week-long over to Katherine Brown Dean tirely missing. popular side orders. Drinks tribute to Shakespeare and Six- An on-campus child care cen- of Undergraduate Affairs. Brown TTie stocks were well-used. teenth Century England. The ter at Rice remains a slim future then asked Jeff Glassberg of the abounded, and wine booths Dr. Minter was imprisoned festivities continue with As You possibility. Twenty persons, Graduate Student Association if competed with the beer booths. Like It in the Baker Commons with a total of thirty children the GSA would be interested in twice, and many barely escaped Tuesday-Saturday, and cul- among them, expressed support forming an ad hoc committee t& the quick-pursuing guardsmen. The Lord and Lady Godiva minate with the Annual Feast for such a facility in response to study the feasibility of a child For a price, one could have a contestants turned more obscene and Orgy for Baker and Jones an earlier Thresher article. These care center, including location, "friend" locked up; one of his with less seen than others on College seniors and dates. responses were delivered to Pres- funding, and supervision. Brown friends in turn had to match the recent years. Prizes went to ident Hackerman last week. requested that Bonnie Heliums, Director of Student Activities, Dr. Hackerman asserted that n... >> while he has no objection to the be asked to serve on the commit- I** • concept of a child care center, tee in an ex officio capacity. the money required to build one In a meeting Thursday, March is not available. "The only way 13, the GSA decided against the v V * »*' we can have a child care center formation of such a committee. here at Rice is by reducing fac- Glassberg said he will turn the ulty salaries in order to pay for matter over to the Graduate it," he stated. Wives Association. -- UT law dean speaks Wednesday <4 Dean T.J. Gibson of the Univ- the discussion and be available ersity of Texas School of Law to answer questions. will speak to Rice prelaw stu- The response to last month's dents Wednesday, March 19 at presentation by Stanford Law 7pm in Bio 131. Gibson will Dean William T. Keogh was most "present a fact situation and encouraging, with between 75 have a discussion on it using a and 100 Rice prelaw students strategic method just as if we attending. One of the points were in an actual law class." This emphasized by Keogh was our will take about 30 minutes. He good fortune in having "one of will then talk about activities of the first-rate law schools of the law students and requirements nation" right here in Texas. for graduation for fifteen or Keogh had nothing but praise twenty minutes. An open ques- for the UT Law School, remind- tion and answer period will fol- ing his audience of the school's low. fine reputation and compara- tively low tuition. Tom Greene, Baker '71 and a The prelaw speakers come to recent graduate of the UT Law Rice through the efforts of pre- School will also participate in law advisor M.V. McEnany. Lady Godiva contestants included (I to r) Tina Tomsen, Liza Stuedivant, Martha McDavid (the winner), Regina Chien, Diane Satin, and Jeanne G/ahn. -doug pock "pr ^ the rice thresher ^ Vl *(• editorial M ! V / Long before he lost the confidence of the entire country for his criminal misdeeds and consistent lies about them, Richard Nixon had lost the confidence of the rl.iiLqLJl ideological conservative constituency whos^pauses he had ) / / ----- championed and who had helped him to power. r"•{/. 7 i. , But the 1968 promise of balanced budgets became " ,1 I ' record deficits, and trips to Russia and China not only I 7 7 1 eschewed his vaunted anti-communism but refuted it. "Law and order" amounted to appointing as Attorney General a Wall Street finance lawyer named John Mitchell to apply his dubious talents (mainly a "tough-mindedness" that would have made Mussolini proud) to making the streets safe to walk again. After continually rejecting wage and price controls or any restraints on the free market system, Nixon incorporated them nonetheless and later appointed Peter Brennan, head of a New York construction workers' union, Secretary of Labor. Brennan had nothing in common with Nixon's economic policies, having always been in the forefront of the push for yet more inflationary wage increases, but he had made Nixon an honorary hardhat, thus making him a blood-brother of other hardhats beating up on war protestors during the 1970 Cambodian invasion. After promising in 1968 to replace welfare with "workfare" but doing nothing substantial to alleviate the welfare problem, Nixon made "That's a guy from Will Rice. He decided to do Caspar Weinberger, another "tough minded" man (whose a little free-lance wildlife management when some feathered friends deposited about six ounces of experience was with the Office of Management and guano on his 50-page philosophy paper." —duncan Budget) Secretary of HEW, with the intent to slash its budget and eliminate such "wastes" as the Office of Economic Opportunity. Nothing much came of it. opinion Despite the tough rhetoric, it became increasingly clear that Nixon's politics were the politics of expediency, not ERA, Title IX setbacks hit women conservatism. In the wake of Nixon's departure, many detailed charge of sex discrimin- pressure from the government is conservatives expressed optimism that Gerald Ford, a by LINDA EICHBLATT ation must be filed with the off. solid, trustworthy crusader for conservative causes for as school involved and investigated My feeling is that the defeat long as Nixon had been, would return to the conservative The feminist movement has thoroughly by the school before of the ERA and the dilution of been dealt, two mighty blows in HEW will investigate. As femin- Title IX are signs of a rather per- maxims so long neglected in American politics. the last few days. First, the But if Presidential appointments are any indication,* ists view this, confidentiality is vasive "backlash" against femin- defeat of the Equal Rights destroyed, complaints made dif- ists in this country. I believe Ford may be even worse news to the conservatives who Amendment (ERA) in several ficult to file, and an advantage that women will keep pressing were appalled by Nixon's lack of a firm ideology. Aside state legislatures meant that given to those wishing to pre- for equal rights and will eventu- from Vice-President Rockefeller, anathema to conservative women would not be given equal serve the status quo. The burden ally outlast the opposition. Republicans since the year one, the stern likes of Attorneys rights under the Constitution for of proof has effectively been Women will continue to lobby in General Mitchell and Kleindienst have been replaced by at least another year. Then the shifted onto those making com- each state where the ERA has Edward Levi, a soft-spoken man drawn from the ranks of Department of Health, Educa- plaints. not been ratified. One possibility tion, and Welfare delivered their is a huge march on state capitols academia; Labor Secretary Brennan is gone, as Ford watered-down guidelines to Title 2. Athletics: This is the area apparency feels uncomfortable in cheaply cultivating the by women from all over the IX of the Higher Education Act. of Title IX which wag most dras- nation. Perhaps we shall over- blue-collar-yahoo vote that Nixon so craved, and Caspar tically changed. There seems to come. Weinberger may soon resign as Secretary of HEW — his be no question that changes Title IX simply states that The Title IX situation seems were made due to pressure from possible successor: former moderate Republican Senator there shall be no discrimination more grim. The only hope is a school adminstrators and big Charles Goodell, whom fellow Republican Spiro Agnew on the basis of sex in any educa- barrage of mail to President (Ford's predecessor as Nixon's Vice-President) attacked in tional institution which receives sports organizations such as the Ford, although he is himself a the 1970 New York Senatorial campaign as "the Christine Federal funds. This law, were it NCAA. The original guidelines former All-American football Jorgensen of the Republican Party". Makes you wonder, interpreted liberally, would erad- called for equal facilities, coach- player. huh? icate sexism in nearly every ing, and number of teams for Susan B. Anthony, the —joel rennie school in America, from elemen- males and females. While there famous women's rights leader of tary schools to universities. was no mention of equal fund- the last century, once said, HEW's original interpretation of ing, it was plain that gross dis- "Failure is impossible." I believe Title IX was submitted to the parities in athletic programs and she was correct, but it is not a public for evaluation last July scholarships would not be toler- journey without setbacks. ated. Furthermore, the original GARY BREWTON and dealt with equality in the areas of athletics, promotions, guidelines called for an annual Editor pay, admissions quotas, and survey to determine student Plumb to speak DALE PAYTON-ENGLE many other aspects of sexism in interest in the various sports and on 18th century ifif Business Manager education. These original guide- affirmative action in providing threw lines were not completely satis- programs, training, and coaching factory to feminists; for in sports which were previously world of youth Nancy Taubenslag . . Associate Editor Cathy Egan Assistant example, they failed to deal with inaccessible to females. Emily Cof fman .... Associate Editor Business Manager The eminent British historian Debbie Davies News Editor Rosine Wilson Ad Production sexism in textbooks. Neverthe- J.H. Plumb will speak on "The Manager In the new guidelines, the sur- Philip Parker Sports Editor less, the guidelines did call for New World of Children in the Joel Rennie Editorial Assistant Dana Blankenhorn Circulation affirmative action in several vey is not mentioned, and affir- Janet Doty .... Production Manager -Eighteenth Century" at 8pm in aspects of education which trad- mative action is not required. In Doug Peck Head Photographer Bio. 131 on Tuesday, March 18. Forest Davenport . Back Page Editor itionally discriminate against addition, a definition of "con- The lecture, sponsored by the Wiley Sanders Assistant women. tact sports" has been added. All Head Photographer contact sports (which includes History Department, is free of Editorial Staff: Linda Eichblatt, Shannon Vale, Jim Asker, Fritz Morsches, The following are some of the basketball) are excluded from charge. Carla McFarland, John Anderson, Tricia Regan, Lorel Dowden. changes found in the revised News Staff: David Walker, Brian Buchanan, Shannon Vale, Ron Miller, Danna the list of athletic programs A Fellow of the Royal Histor- Bledsoe, Cheryl Miskell, Dfcbbie Osterman, Deby Wyatt, Nathan Gordon. guidelines to Title IX which which are to be equalized. Thus, ical Society, Plumb holds the Fine Arts Staff: Elaine Bonilla, Paul Alley, Debbie Osterman, David went to the President for final coaches in many universities will chair of Modern English History Courtwright, Thomas Zimmerman, Hannes Vogel, Andrew Blakeney. Sports Staff: Steve Fouga, Scott Starks, Linda Eichblatt, Wiley Sanders, David approval last week: be relieved to know that their at Cambridge University. He is Au, Larry Nettles, Marc Siegel, Barry Josselson, Asuka Nakahara. huge football budgets and pro- the editor of the History of Business Staff: Mary Craig, Jim Davis, Carolena Houze, Mike Hindman, Cyn Hudson, Margaret Nabors, Janice Colgrove, Tom Anderson. 1. Complaint Procedure: grams will survive Title IX un- Human Society series, and Production Staff: Ruthie Melton, Bonnie Gershon, Gary Preuss, David White, Under the original guidelines, a scathed. author of many important books Bill Studabaker, Connie Dressner, Carla McFarland, Jeanne Fagan. on English political and social Austin Bureau: Steve Jackson. violation of Title IX could be Feminists are saying that reported directly to HEW, who HEW has betrayed them. They history, including a two volume The Rice Thresher, the official student newspaper of Rice University sine® feel that many of the women's biography of the first British 1916, is published semi-weekly on Mondays and Thursdays during the school would then investigate the year except during examination periods and holidays by the students of Rice charges made against the school. sports programs that have been Prime Minister, Sir Robert University, 528—4141 ext 221. Advertising information is available on Under the new guidelines, a established in high schools and Walpole, Churchill: Hie Man and request, 528—4141 ext 356. Mail subscription rate, $15 per year. The opinions colleges during the last year will the Masks; and The Death of the expressed herein are not necessarily those of anyone except the writer. grievance procedure has been Obviously. established. This means that a be quietly dropped, since the Past. the rice thresher, monday, march 17, 1975 — page 2 San Diego students get credit to down around It's common knowledge that old Rich Wise, a consultant to manent part of its curriculum known that the university is Porter's "Be A Clown. quite a few students spend the the San Diego public school and to offer two academic cred- receiving applications for it from While a few of the graduates bulk, of their campus years system who goes by the name its to students completing it. as far away as Japan and Canada. say they hope to become profes- clowning around. But, now, at Curly the Clown. Rich — or The current 15-week course Meanwhile, the course's first sional clowns someday, most say San Diego State University that's Curly — who had been teaching included instruction on tech- graduating class of 31 students they want to use their new- exactly what one group of stu- children about clowning, niques of costuming, make-up, recently went through their own found talent performing for dents is supposed to do. decided that adults should have pantomime, story telling, dan- graduation ceremonies. Wearing children's hospitals, old-folks The university is offering the same opportunity to learn cing, skits, magic, and party home-made costumes and clown homes, and the like. what is thought to be the first the art. So, he convinced his planning. make-up beneath traditional # Curly, who has done clown- credited class in "clownology," alma mater to allow him to offer When the winter term begins mortarboards, the grads marched and students are lining up to get an experimental non-credit this month, as many as 60 stu- to "Pomp and Circumstance," work on local television pro- in. The whole thing started as a course in the subject. dents are expected to pack two feigned sleep while listening to a grams, says he knew the course non-credit experiment in the Curly's experimental class sections of "Clownology, Recre- speech by a univeristy dean, and was going to be a success when extension school last spring was so successful that the univer- ation X-99." Curly says the then collectively launched into a — last spring — he was named through the efforts of 23-year sity decided to make it a per- course is becoming so well- big production number of Cole "official campus clown" by University President Brage m I:# Golding. Dr. Golding made the threshing-it-out proclamation while hurling a pie in Curly's face. Intercollege transfer plea reiterated Two win money To the editor: should have read the literature change over his first semester, or Hanszen, then we must go on The last letter I helped write Brown sent me more carefully — making old decisions incon- a waiting list, which would be to the Thresher about intercol- but in any case I didn't receive venient? We don't declare final disappointing but better than to visit France lege transfers was a general, that literature until after I had majors during freshman week — having no hope of moving at all. Two Rice students, Jeanne M. impersonal defense of our officially decided to live at a we can experiment in different My own circumstances are Dewey and Alfred S. Flores, position. Since I believe the first women's college, a choice which fields and leave the official not those of the co-signers of have won summer scholarships letter was unclear (especially must now stand for four years. I decision unmade for two years. this letter, but we are all request- from the Alliance Francaise de since the last paragraph was am now obliged to remain in a Decisions about majors and ing the same thing: please help Houston. Each award of $1,200 jumbled in print) I want to college whose policies I object to about colleges are not exactly us by thinking seriously about a will allow them to travel and restate my position, and that of vigorously, and which I am pow- parallel, but the point is people transfer policy and by letting us study in France during the sum- the other students who wish to erless to change, being part of a shouldn't be forced to make know about your objections or mer. transfer, in more personal terms. very small minority. Had I even decisions before they are ready. suggestions. We go before the This is the first year Rice The problem is not exclusive to a month's grace period to live at We're not asking to be Masters and Presidents on March University was awarded two me, nor even to the group of us Brown and to visit the co-ed col- allowed to flit back and forth 18. scholarships. The Alliance who started the transfer petition leges, I feel sure I would have between singie-sex and co-ed col- annually gives a scholarship to this spring, but I think I can best made a more intelligent choice — leges; we only want a policy one student from each of the illustrate it by describing my and here is how I believe I which allows freshmen a semes- Wendy Kilpatrick four universities in Houston. As own case. resembled, as an incoming fresh- ter to make his final decision on also one university was not able to I moved into Brown College man, others who now want to which kind of college to live in. Susan Tresch qualify this year, the award was transfer: I lacked information last fall completely ignorant of Neither are we asking to move Cynthia Ward given to the next most qualified and experience. Most of us did. its policies of locked elevators into rooms that don't exist: if Mary Currier applicant among the three And in any case, who doesn't and male escorting. It's true I there's not room for us in Baker Peggy Fainham remaining universities. ERA backers DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau

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Cathy (Amazon) Keneda Jones College '74 Legislative Aide Texas House of Representatives the rice thresher, monday, march 17, 1975 — page 3 Rice tree trimming gives Shadyside the birds

mate. The higher figure is ob- from January to mid-March. When the owls which Dr. Dan by DEBBIE DAVIES ones. Instead, the entire area has been unaffected by birds, as well tained by sending 30 pairs of Some years an additional group was raising were released, three Rice may be successful in its as removing the flock that students to the circumference of arrives late and leaves early. This flew away and the fourth died. efforts to eliminate the annual roosted in the single tree east of a circle at a IV2 mile radius from group is determined by the tem- This was due to an unfortunate problems with birds roosting on Anderson Hall. The same has Allen Center. These students set perature in the Oklahoma- circumstance. On the night of campus, but only at the expense held true at the Chem Lab; the up landmarks and count the Arkansas belt. According to a the release, a student saw an owl of surrounding neighborhoods. trees in back and at Herman number of birds flying between Fish and Wildlife spokesman, kill a cowbird in mid-air and When the birds are forced off Brown were left alone, and are the two points toward the cam- there are 'hundreds ofthousands devour it. It was assumed that campus, like students, they uninhabited. pus. This estimate, naturally, of birds' along the Canadian this was one of 'our' owls, so no don't go far; currently, the Nevertheless, the trimming includes all the birds in the Rice River near Muskogee which extra food was provided. It has Shadyside area north of campus will be carried to completion in area, where the first is merely could be pushed south by cold since been determined that this is heavily invested with birds the course of the next six the campus population. fronts." was the wild owl that had been that presumably once roosted at months. Earlier this semester, It is difficult, however, to Until the birds leave, visiting the campus. Two other Rice. the trees in front of Jones South make comparisons, since peak probably by the first of April, owls remain on the roof of the The current tree-trimming were trimmed, amid many com- estimates occurred at different Dr. Dan's students will continue Biology Building; no date of efforts are likely the cause of plaints that the trees were being times of the year. Last year, the their study of the birds. release has been determined. this movement of birds. Dr. Dan 'butchered'. But that area is now population remained rather Johnson of the Biology Depart- free of birds, and those that steady throughout the winter, so ment, began studying the bird remain are confined to the trees that the March 1st peak was Rice People's Crossword Puzzle problem last year, and his Popu- near the Abercrombie parking representative of the entire lation Ecology- Seminar came up winter; no birds had left. This lot. The drive leading to Brown 1 2. 3 with some suggestions gleaned House, Jones South and the year the peak was recorded the * both from the campus and first of February', and some birds j Hackerman's is now being n nationwide. The ideas were first trimmed to make that area safe came late and left early. Dr. put into effect this October Dan's theory is that the birds • for all. When this is completed, 17 when trees at the Physics lab. the chimes that have been check the campus out during 1 RMC courtyard, and west of the Xo keeping the birds away rather October and November, transfer Chem lab were trimmed of dense from the North Loop roost successfully since spring break inner branches. (which is slowly being destroyed n will be silenced. by construction) to Rice be- Dr. Alexander Dessler of the This summer the remainder mr tween the 18th and 30th of Campus Business Office, who of the campus will be trimmed — December, and stay until mid- allocated funds for the project, Wiess lot, Jones tennis court, the March. pointed oul that the trimming Men's Quad area, and the library was beneficial to the health of and Chapel area. "I do not think This year they were first seen the irees, as well as making them there will be any birds in the on October 10, and the North unsuitable for roosting. In all, 46 populated areas of campus next Loop roost was discovered on trees were trimmed, with the year," Dr. Dan concluded. the 12th. By November 12 they area at the Physics Building used Last year there were about were visiting the campus and as a control — half trimmed and 472,000 birds on campus. This leaving each day at Sunset, and half left alone. year peak estimates range from Dr. Dan "got really paranoid". This trimming has been more 700,000 to 1.24 million. The He banded cowbirds and effective than expected; Dr. Dan lower estimate is from measuring grackles from the Loop with was wondering how much spill- the number of grams of guano green streamers and began over there would be from the deposited on campus. One looking for them on campus. natural trees into the untrimmed gram/bird/night is a good esti- They have never been seen. On December 6 the birds arrived in earnest, and the population Ronde/et Schedule peaked the 30th, when the Loop roost had become totally de- Friday, April 4 by ANNE DINGUS and 7. Enlarged. serted. The total then was about 5:30 — 6:30pm All-school picnic 9 . Donuts. 400,000, and through the end of DEBORAH HOMERSTAD 10. Fencing term. &30 — until Carnival January more birds arrived from ACROSS 11. What sunbather wants. Saturday, April 5 farther north. This second group 12. English title. Afternoon — Beer-Bike Race has already left Rice. 1. Women's college. 14. Moves rhythmically: mus. 9pm — Formal dance Johnson sums up his theory 5. Mathematical rhythm. 15. On the ocean. Sunday, April 6 by saying that, "every year 8. Paragon. 21. Where: Fr. 22. Large bird. Afternoon — Songfest. population builds through 13. " is Blue." 26. Green' . Night — Off-campus concert: Wheatfield and Jay Smith December and remains constant 14. Behold, underwear! 16 . my ears in... 28. Excrement. 30. Silhouetted locket. Foreign Newspapers • Out of State Papers • Adult Publications • Movie Arcade 17. Aid's companion. 18. Climbing plants. 31. Winged. 19. Approach. 32. Rotates a camera. BELLA1RE NEWSTAND 20. Spring festival. 33. Precipitation rare in Houston. 34. "Tora, , Tora!" 4,000 Foreign & Domestic Magazines, Paperbacks & Newspapers to choose from! 23. And: L. 24. Book of Bible. 35., Durnbass: abb. 5807 Bellaire Blvd. 661-8840 0 Open 24 hrs. 25. Friend: Fr. 37. Preacher's kid: abb. » Chimney Rock at Hillcroft 26. Exist. 40. Bridge bid: abb. 27. Savant. 41. Lovey-dovey tennis players. 29. Open a bottle. 42. "What?" 33. Home or fast. 43. Burger Factory. 36. You: Sp. 48 . party. 38 . mode. 49. Successful play. 39. Former Texas President. 51. Chicken: Fr. 44. Metal. 54. Wierum or Topazio. 45. Nay. 56. Manganese: abb. 46. Tillers. 57. A row. r S0&& 47. Wrist . 58. Derrieres. 50. "Duck ." 59. Rice Players' subject. 52. Behold! 60. Greek goddess. 53. Abet's companion. 61. Asian ruler. cA 55. Italian city. 62. Soon: poet. 57. Drinkers' group. 63. Mr. (Bond enemy). 59. Local catacombs. 64. Duke, duke, duke, duke of . 65. Half: pref. Solution to last Monday's puzzle: 66. At Christmas: Fr. 67. Platform. 68. Ireland. 69 . Dame. 70. French river. .<4*' 71. Moses' brother. ///.1 72. Numbers: abb. <»° 1/oP° / . 73.«English professor, et. al. - Vv DOWN V*.® tSr V\»® A\ 1. Sound loudly. 2. Automaton. 3. Kiln. 4. Sexual fantasy. , \\» IV** 5. "Greater no man. . 6. Death notice. the rice thresher, monday, march 17, 1975 — page 4 New ballet director C/ouser plans "'pops " program James Clouser, the newly company in its present size was choreographer for Houston Bal- Houston to work with the Jose really popular pieces and/or rock named Acting Artistic Director formed. This will enable him to let, and now both Acting Artis- Limon works, Norman Walker, music, then that's what we'll of Houston Ballet, has have more time to rehearse new tic Director and Choreographer, and Lar Lubovitch. He stressed do." announced his intentions works to be added to the reper- plans to do no more than three that he was more interested in towards developing a new One of Clouser's most tory next season since the dan- approach in building a stronger new ballets a season for the com- the works of these people than ambitious projects for next sea- company. "The emphasis will be cers returning will already know pany. "My new position as Artis- in their names: "My interest is in son will be to try to get out into on energy and excitement," he works from the current reper- tic Director and Choreographer, the repertory. I would like the community as much as pos- said,"and I am hoping that only tory. They will not have to learn along with my responsibilities as Houston Ballet to be known for sible throughout the performing extraordinary things will happen the works anew and will be able head of the Houston Ballet its repertory so that we can season. A limited number of on stage. I am striving for the to concentrate on learning the Academy, will keep me plenty attract the finest dancers and open public rehearsals were held company to have a brightness several new works for the sea- busy." Clouser's ballets for choreographers to the company. this year at the Almeda Mall and color, a certain boldness and son. Houston Ballet include Right now we have a lot of 'old' Shopping Center and in schools, a very high energy level. I would "Through a Glass Lightly," repertory that will never see the like them to keep that energy and Clouser felt encouraged by level all the time." He would also like to explore "Carmina Burana," "The Gersh- light of day again." their results. "This kind of thing "chamber works," choreo- win Songbook," and "Con has to be done. We have to go To accomplish this, Clouser "The Nutcracker" will also be graphed to music for small Spirito." In addition, he will out into the community if we said that he would do a number in for some reworking by ensemble, electronic scores or stage the upcoming second act want them to come to us at of things that would enable the Clouser next season. "It will be solo instrument. Each program of "Swan Lake" in April, chore- Jones Hall. It's not only for- company to grow in a way that 'freshened up' a bit each year. in next season's repertory per- ograph a new ballet for seven mative and exciting for them to it has not up until now. To start Since it is done each year at formances in Jones Hall will men in the company in May, and be that close to the action and with, he will try to have as many Christmas time, I think different have at least one such piece. This is hard at work on "Allen's to be "in" on a rehearsal, but dancers returning next season parts should be given a new will allow more time for orches- Landing" which will have its for many of them, it's the first from this year's roster as pos- point of view as we go along. 1 tra rehearsal of pieces requiring world premiere also in May as exposure they've had to dance, sible. He expects the highest car- intend to rework the first act the full orchestra. part of the American Revolution and they really get turned on to ry over of dancers from one party scene and the fight Bicentennial Celebration. it. The dancers'energy level goes season to the next since the Clouser, formerly company between the mice and the Nut- "Allen's Landing" is the first cracker this year. They need to way up too." Clouser said he part of a trilogy of ballets on the become more magical." Clouser would like to do about one of theme of the Bicentennial Celeb- said he would also like to give these community rehearsals or ration. people in the company a chance lecture demonstrations a month He has decided to replace to choreograph, and intends to during the regular performing "Variation for Four," the Anton encourage them. "One or two of season. Dolin ballet for four male dan- the dances in the third act might "We need to build a new aud- cers, scheduled for the May per- be rechoreographed by one of ience of people that are inter- formance in Jones Hall, and our dancers next season." ested in dance because it is relev- instead will choreograph a new- He plans to have at least one ant and alive. Dance is fast work featuring Leo Ahonen, program a season at Jones Hall becoming the most popular art. principal dancer with Houston done as a kind of "pops con- in the United States. More than Ballet and 6 male dancers. The cert," that is, made up of very 11 million people went to see new ballet will be set to Bela popular pieces, old and new. dance programs across the coun- Bartok's "Sonata for Piano." "Jones Hall itself is too formal, try in 1974. I would hope that "Variation for Four" was done even stifling sometimes, and I Houston will reflect this incre- originally for four particular would like to try to break down dible unprecedented state of dancers. Our dancers do not fit this formality and build a new creativity and growth that dance into their mold, so I decided to and larger audience. If we have across the country is going do something tailor-made for to do it through programs of through right now." our own men," Clouser stated. As to the "Swan Lake" which Clouser will stage for the April FOR TWO DAYS ONLY!! performances with Natalia Monday, Mar. 1 7. Makarova and Ivan Nagy dancing Tuesday, Mar, 18 with the Houston Ballet, Clouser ***** ***** ***** asserted, "Usually 'Swan Lake' calls for a larger number of dan- cers and people are used to thinking of it as done by the JOHNNY WADD Bolshoi or ABT, but I would like to approach it as if it were originally done for a small com- (JOHN C. HOLMS) pany. It will follow traditional lines of course. It has certainly "MR CM" stood the test of time and I will 33 not alter the traditional choreog- FILM FESTIVAL 8c raphy. But certain groupings will FAN CLUB CONVENTION change because of the size of our company." He said that he will be in touch with Makarova and Nagy before they arrive to sort out details of their entrances, certain timings, and so on. FRHE Membership cards Clouser said he plans to be in New York shortly and that he is and badges to all going to see as many dance con- customers. certs as possible to see what the ********* new choreographers are doing. He is most interested in bringing Ballet Acting Artistic Director James Clouser other choreographers to Dorian Wind Quintet performs here Thursday 4 FULL FEATURES 4 The Shepherd School of and, under state Department by Carter and Henze." Music will sponsor a concert by auspices, in Africa, Asia, and the The program includes: Bach's the Dorian Wind Quintet at Near East. Organ Works, Beethoven's ALL STARRING THE BIG MAN 8:30pm, Thursday, March 20, in Through grants from the "Quintet in E Flat Major, Op. •LUKE'S FORMULA Hamman Hall. The concert is National Endowment for the 4," Carl Nielsen's "Kvintet, Op. •COUNT THE LAYS open to the public without Arts, the New York State Coun- 4 3," and Jacob Druckman's charge. cil on the Arts and Martha Baird "Delizie con ten te, che l'alme •BABY SITTER Rockefeller Fund, the Quintet Organized in 1961 under a beate" which was composed in •MASQUED BALL Fromm Foundation grant, the has commissioned new works by 1973. Dorian Wind Quintet is the resi- Henry Brant, Luciano Berio, dent ensemble at Brooklyn Col- Lukas Foss, Morton Subotnik, WANTi:n lege of the City of New York and Jacob Druckman. They have Student part-time and^ holds a position as Univer- recorded several albums includ- Typing & light clerical Work your own hours sity-*Wide Artist-in-Residence for ing "Modern Music Played by Oays-Niglits-Wkends the Dorian Wind Quintet," ACADEMY the State University of New GOOD PAY 4816 S. MAIN "French Music Played the Dor- 620-11-19 York. The Quintet has toured 529-0396 the U.S., Canada and Europe, ian Wind Quintet," and "Works Mi. Hoi I man the rice thresher, mondav, march 17, 1975 — page 5 Dustin Hoffman offers tour de force in "Lenny ii Lenny blacks and whites and grays, sur- film picks up its inexorable sented her. Other incidents in Starring Dustin Hoffman rounding him with an aura of motion again almost immedi- Bruce's life are slipped into a Directed by Bob Fosse unfulfillment. ately. flexible time format, seeming to At the Gaylynn Lenny establishes Bob Fosse The only major flaw in Lenny occur in different relationships as a master of straight drama as is the deletion and occasional to other events than they actu- All too often, it happens that his actions, or even satisfactorily well as of musical productions misrepresentation of some facets ally did. « when a director sets out to make explain them. It is instead a and solidifies his reputation for of Bruce's life. The emphasis is Lenny does not purport to be a film about a man, he either study of an incredibly perverse film technique. His approach to almost solely on the obscenity a factual biography of the man, whitewashes his subject's life man (in many ways), a sick, dis- the story is effective, his atten- charges he faces, for instance, Lenny Bruce, exactly as he lived, and actions or he paints them turbed, and unhappy enigma. tion to subtle detail is excellent ignoring for the most part his but to present a series of shift- blacker than they ever were. The role is a tour de force for as a background to Bruce's obvi- drag arrests, and shying away ing, developing impressions of Both possibilities exist in exam- Dustin Hoffman. His develop- ous words. The only moment from the drug problem as a rule. the man as he was seen. In this, ining comedian Lenny Bruce, for ment is excellent: Bruce's inten- when the film's pace slows down Bruce's wife, Honey (played the film is successful. Bob Fosse the temptations are strong to sity starts out bright, then dark- occurs during the comedian's very well by Valerie Perrine), has created a moving series of turn him into a "hero of the ens as his life progresses until his breakdown on stage while he is was presented only in certain sketches of a man, a collection people" or into an enemy of all final black, burning intensity trying to do an act. The scene lights. Honey is still alive today, of questions with very few that is right and proper. Director that destroys him. And behind drags painfully, although Hoff- and threatened to sue if she did answers. Bob Fosse, however, has neatly him is a drab background of man is working hard, but the not like the way the film pre- -elaine bonilla sidestepped both pitfalls in his new film, Lenny, including the difficulty of having Julian Barry, the author of the original play CAIPJULES (which was largely a tribute to Overexposure — At the Bob mon and Ann Bancroft; A Boy test, but this year there will also March 28-29 opening weekend Bruce), adapt the script to the Hope Theater in Dallas, pre- and His Dog, starring Jason be a belching contest, a spitting festivities are scheduled. screen. mieres and a William Wyler Ret- Robards; and in a special. Friday contest, and a world champion- Oh What A Lovely War will rospective are on view to the program, Ike's Woman — Tina, ship tuba and raspberry blow. be the next presentation by the This is the story of the rise, general public when the Fifth Political Cartoon, Boobs Alot, There's also the world cham- UH Drama Department. Perfor- from low-grade comic to power- Annual USA Film Festival is and Bawling Ducky Do Goes to pionship armadillo rooting and mances are scheduled for April ful comedian, of Lenny Bruce, held March 18 through 23. Stars, Gino's Bordello. Single perform- burrowing contest, the largest 2-12 at 8:30pm in the Attic best known to today's public for directors, and critics will be in ance tickets may be purchased armadillo in the world contest, Theater, third floor of the Cul- his early challenging of the attendance to discuss the films for the daytime shows at $3.00 and, as always, the inspirational len Building on the UH campus. obscenity laws and his frequent and answer questions. Visiting per person, and for the evening beer can crushing contest... The play contrasts the unaware- run-ins with the police over luminaries include William shows at $6.00. If you do go, ness of the high command with drugs. Barry has written an emo- The film Hie Exorcist has Wyler, Warren Beatty, Jack Lem- buy tickets early: only 400 seats the plight of the soldiers on the tional documentary composed been banned by the government mon, Judith Crist, Hollis Alpert, are available and the weekend field... of flashes from interviews with of Tunisia on rather unusual Samantha Eggar, Bruce Dern, such characters as Bruce's wife shows may sell out... grounds. The government cen- Tommy will start its run at and many more. Shampoo, star- * * * and agent, back to Bruce's past, sorship board voices no objec- the River Oaks Theater by ring Warren Beatty, Julie then forward toward the rou- Earth News — Nicholas tions to the film's four-letter Easter. The rock musical stars Christie, and Goldie Hawn will tines he did in. the later part of Walshe of Cliffside, New Jersey words, but ruled that it presents Roger Dal trey, with guest stars be the major premiere tonight; 0 his life. will soon release a new record on "unjustified" propaganda in Eric Clapton, Ann Margaret, other Texas premieres to be an international label called favor of Christianity. Tunisia is a Elton John, Tina Turner, and The effect is to create a series screened are The Prisoner of Sec- "The Ballad of King Timahoe," Moslem nation. Jack Nicholson. There is no of impressions of the man that ond Avenue, starring Jack Lem- all about Richard Nixon's dog. * * * spoken dialogue in the movie, do not nece.ssarily justify any of Walshe is promoting the record In Time, In Town — Ed which was filmed .in Great Brit- - ~ BOOK CASE 1 as "a song about...a President's McMahon, best known as ain in only 12 weeks. Ken Rus- 2419 S. Shepherd dog...and a nation's future. A Johnny Carson's late night TV- sell (best remembered for Mon.-Sat XEROX: Special song about gladness and sadness show side kick, will appear with Women in Love and The Devil) 10:00am-8:30pm student prices for thesis Sun. 2-8:30 ...loneliness and hope...beauty his Las Vegas revue on the open directed the extravaganza, and —Thousands of good books & dissertations. and pain...loyalty and regrets. air Astroworld Concert Stage; 6 Peter Townsend supervised the -Free search service Instant Reproduction Co. -We buy books and oomic books 'The Ballad of King Timahoe,'" and 8pm shows during the musical direction... -We trade hardbacks 3511 Milam 526-1117 says Walshe, is "more than a song...it's a metaphor for Amer- MFA plans de Carava exhibit ica..." RICE SPORTS SHOP Horror star Vincent Price An exhibition of photographs Afro-American photography," Specializing in Custom Printed, Shirts makes a guest appearance on by Roy de Carava of New York, he has been praised for his con- for Sports Teams or Clubs Alice Cooper's newly released the first black artist to be sistent commitment to social "In The Village" album, Welcome to My Night- awarded a Guggenheim Fellow- change as well as his attempt to 2509 Rice Blvd. 528-2115 mare." Vincent is featured doing ship, is currently being organized grasp the essential spirituality, a one-minute monologue about by Aliva Wardlaw Short, Associ- meaning, and complexity of Har- the poisonous qualities of black ate Curator of Education at The lem life. HAROLD'S GARAGE widows on a track called "Dev- Museum of Fine Arts, Houston il's Food"... and will open at the Museum on Roy de Carava started out as HENRY J. ENGEL, Owner * * * September 11. a painter, but rejected painting Automatic Transmission — Air Conditioning when he discovered that "a This exhibition marks the Brakes — Engine Tune-Ups — Front End black artist had to join the white Cont'd — It's almost time first major retrospective showing Rebuilding — Wheel Aligning world or not function—had to once again for the Annual of photographs by de Carava, 2431 Dunstan 528-5323 accept the values of white cul- Armadillo Confab and Expo- who has been described as "the sition in Victoria, Texas. The first black man who chose by ture, like emphasizing technique confab has grown in recent intent to document the black in painting rather than what the years, and this year will feature and human experience in Amer- artist feels." His photographs some new events. Naturally, ica." A major influence on many have been included in numerous * there will be the traditional of New York's young black exhibitions, including four group "Miss Vacant Lot of the World photographers, who labeled him shows at New York's Museum of RICE H1LLEL IS SPONSORING and Surrounding Counties" con- "the spiritual father of much Modern Art (Always the Young f Stranger, 1953; The Family of Hospitality in the homes of B'nai Brith women Man, 1957; 70 Photographers in the Houston area for Passover Seder, EUROPE ISRAEL SEBRING OF HOUSTON AFRICA ASIA Look at New York, 1957; and if you are staying here over break, please Travel discounts* year-round Hair Designs by Alpha The Photographer's Eye, 1966) fill out and send to Rick Goldman, 458 Student Air Travel Agency, Inc, Hermann Prof. Building and the exhibition Hiru Black 5299 Roswell Rd., Atlanta, Ga. 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If interested in participating | 526-3781 } the most important pictures or helping out, check here. of your life. 524-1881 DEMO'S AUTOMOTIVE CENTO 351-1778 until 10pm the rice thresher, monday, march 17, 1975 — page 6 Owls pick up two of three over TCU separating the wheat from the Steve Buckley, a freshman who by DANA BLANKENHORN chaff, the Texans' from the pitches in relief while not play- Rices'. ing second base, had to fill in. Texas Christian plays base- Jim Emmons of the Owls was He committed four errors in the ball. So when they come to play victimized early by fielding mis- first four innings, which iced in the Rice Owls, a team picked at takes as TCU jumped to a 9-3 Tommy Smart, who suffered a the season's opening for seventh lead in the first three and one- split for the weekend. Crain hit or eighth, the result is pre- half innings on Friday after- his second home run, and Reggie determined, correct? After all noon. Jeff Hays came on in the Anderson hit one for Rice. In hadn't this team just been wiped fifth to hold the Frogs, while seven innings the Frogs tied the out by Texas the previous week- J?X Steve Fry led the Rice comeback series with a 7-2 win. end? with two home runs. Chad Utley's wildness helped the Rice The second game of a Satur- Three games and two losses day double-header, the "rubber later, TCU knew differently. The team tie the score, and the Owls game," is particularly crucial in a Tommy Smart pitches against TCU —wiley sanders answer was depth, that category took the lead in the seventh. college sport where the season is Nothing ever comes easily for only eight weekends long. The Rice. Tommy Crain, a huge pressure turns on the home Rice upsets UT in track meet here All-American first baseman with team, the Rices of the world Rice outpointed the Univer- Houston. However, the second In the field events, Buddy cream smeared on his sensitive often fold. sity of Texas to win the annual event, the mile run, provided a Briscoe scored a victory over his nose, helmet too small on his Larry Reneau, however, Rice Invitational track meet Sat- point explosion for the Owls as arch-rival from Texas, Dana already crewcut head, his bat a didn't fold. Neither did Ernie urday at the Rice track stadium Rice went 1-2-3. John Lodwick LeDuc, in the discus, 179 to nightstick in his hands, jumped Janik, starting in place of Randy to take their first victory over won with a time of 4:12.7, his 177. Rice also took third and on a Hays pitch to tie the score Lamprecht at catcher. Macha the powerful Texas Horns in first collegiate victory. Cross- fourth in that event with Dean in the ninth, 10-10. Reliever track since the Border Olympics country ace Jeff Wells was Daugherty at 168-9 and Brent Hays had to give way, tiring to came back at third to commit in 1972. The final tally found second in 4:12.8 and Larry Net- Geringer at 155-5. Mike McEl- Tommy Smart, a scheduled Sat- only a single error, and the rest Rice with 73 points, Texas 58, tles was third in 4:13.5. Rice veen won the pole vault' in an urday starter. of the Rice fielding team was University of Houston 25, and also took first and second in the impressive 16 foot clearance on flawless. It somehow became a leisurely win, a 7-2 laugher, the Lamar University 19. high hurdles with Mike Fulghum his first try at that height. By 6:30 the sun was begin- kind of game that leaves your Rice won five of sixteen winning it in 14.2, and Curtis Second places were scored by ning to set over the gym, the right fielder joking with his events, compared to eight firsts Isaiah right behind at 14.3. Geringer in the shot put at many Rice fans had gone to pick friends by the fence, and your for Texas, two golds for UH, and Chuch Hodge was fourth in a 53-10, and Curtis Isaiah twice in up dates, eat dinner, or catch a single victory for Lamar. How- time of 14.6. the high jump at 6-2 and the another sitcom on . the tube. faith reconfirmed. Ernie hit two ever, the Owls showed amazing Sam Waugh scored a second long jump at 22-8. Steve Hoer- Steve Wilson walked, and Reggie home runs and Larry turned in a depth by scoring in every event place in the next event, with a ster was fourth in the shot put Anderson doubled to right cen- three-hit pitching performance, except the 880 yard run. 49.1 in the 440 yard dash, and with a put of 51-1. ter. With one out Shible Simon shutting out Crain and shutting off the talk of an early death by Impressive point scoring in Zoe Simpson did the same twice Wells ran all alone in the singled and Rice had its first the Rice baseball team. Windig- the distance races provided the with seconds in the 100 at 9.6 three mile run, with his 13:50.7 upset win of the year. ger, looking for his 300th win as push that sent Rice over the top. and 220 at 21.6. Simpson actu- victory just seven-tenths of a The second began as another a baseball coach, will have to set- Texas, not at full strength due to ally won his heat in the 100, but second off the mark qualifying story. Mike Macha, senior third tle, for now, for his job of trying injuries to a few individuals, the winner of the "slow" heat for national championships. baseman, failed to start again, would have been extremely ran 9.5 and was awarded first. Lodwick was third in 14:16 and shoulder trouble it seems, and to rebuild the Fort Worth ath- hard-pressed to beat the Owls David Graves brought a third Nettles was fourth in 14:38. Just letic program. I# even with the healthiest of from the 220 with a 22.2 and before the three mile run, track AR\ES SECRET ARIAL SERV\CE^ teams. Chuck Hodge was third in the trainer Sam "Pencil" Keith was Checks Cashed | All your typing, transcribing Rice placed second in the intermediate hurdles at 53.6. presented with a special award For Rice Students first event of the meet, the 440 The mile foursome of Karl from the track team in apprecia- needs. Special thesis rates, relay, with Mike Fulghum, Sam Abies, David Beyer, Graves, and tion on his hard work and devo- Pickup, Delivery. ' Waugh; David Graves, and Zoe Waugh took second in that final tion. 466-4958 466-0605 Jackson Lee Simpson running a 41.3 behind event of the meet with a 3:16.9. This Saturday, the Owl thin- Exxon Service clads journey to Mexico City to compete in a pre-Pan American Jones-wins women's cage title Games invitational to prepare FREE 2361 Rice Blvd. Mexican athletes for the 75 Pan PREGNANCY 528-0148 Women's intramural basket- couldn't close the gap. 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Dr. New World of Children in Eight- Rice I.D. 3:30pm. Philosophy colloquium. Lon. J. Wilson, Rice U. Space Sci- eenth Century England." 131 "Foundations of Mathematics." 9am. Classics on the radio. KTRU. ence 106. Biology. Thursday the twentieth 307 Sewall. 7:0:05pm. KTRU. The Law — It's 7pm. The time is 7 o'clock. The tem- 8pm. Baker Shakespearean play. As 4pm. Economics and Accounting Your Business. 91.7FM. perature is 69 degrees. For a good You Like It. Through Mar. 22 in 4pm. Geology seminar. "Triassic seminar. "Property Rights and 8pm. Media Center. James Cagney in time call 526-0644. Baker Commons. $1 with I.D. Reefs in Northern Limestone Economic Growth." 303 Sewall. The Public Enemy. $1 for stu- 7pm. Association for Computing 9:05 pm. Album of the Week on Alps." 106B Geology. 7:30pm. RPC presents Greaser's dents. Machinery Lecture. "A View of KTRU, 91.7FM. 4pm. Mathematics colloquium. "Pull- Palace. Hamman Hall. $.50. 8pm. 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Lovett College is A' hostels and camp out. Can get a * * * * * * now protected)?) by Bourbon's For Sale: Smith Corona Super good deal on airfare. Call Bob This is the most intimate and Apt. for sublet, May-August. Heroes: Major Wanna (alias Wes- Galaxie portable typewriter, 774-0985 nights. confidential class I've ever Two bedroom, AC, furnished. ley Mooch), Sergeant Schlitz, New $75 Gitane, Tour De Luxe * * * had...but if you don't start $120 a month, water paid. One Corporal Lambrusco(alias Har- bicycle, extra back wheel, quick Members of the Rally Club, speaking up I'M GOING TO GO block from Rice and Medical vey Wall banger), and Lieutenant release hubs. Excellent cond. OWLS, and EBLS: We have DEAF! Center. Contact 528-3508. * * * Benedictine(the Chaplain). $100. Philco 12" portable black scheduled a party at the Hos- * * * * * * & white TV. 2 years old. $40. pitality Room of the Busch Bird Whacko: You can tell Nashville Girls: Were you ever raped? Do Lost: A lady's wedding band in a Call 524-9946. Park at 6pm on Thursday March Katz that he's full of shaving you want revenge? For yor lib- * :|: * brown case. If found please con- 20, running until 10pm. Beer cream, but it's OK as long as he bers, think how degrading it tact Jackie at ext. 851* nights FOR SALE - EVERYTHING and munchies will be available. stays Deeeeeemented! 'Ronald would be to a man to get raped. contact Carolyn at 529-9360. MUST GO - FOR SALE - Come watch the NCAA's. Bring Hobbs of Canoga Park, Ca.' Besides you could finally be on WIESS BARGAIN BARN. Com- cards and play slap jack. Sign up * * * top. If interested call SCR-ewme Need a ride to Kansas City(or plete stock cyclone guaranteed - for the dominoes tournament.. Red Neck Mother's '54 Chevy and an appointment will be thereabouts) for Easter break. two items - two still factory non Show up thirsty. Call Tom Kick-up truck for sale. Mechani- made. Blindfold worn on re- Will share driving and expenses. -vacuum-packed Ralph Wilson Propst with any questions. Let cally good, needs only paint and quest. Call John at 522-9667. autographed racquetball rackets him know if you have a set of curtains with dingle dangles. * * . * * * * reg. 12.95, sacrifice price 8.95. dominoes. Pick up tournament $425. Rice ext. 407 ask for Notice: to all persons parking in I would like to thank R.W.E., Premium. 522-7672 Wiess 160. rules from Cecile Carnes, Ger- Coffey. the stadium lot: please do not Il.D.W., Grub, B.J.B, B.J.P, Not made in Brazil. Arghh. maine Bagot or Ernie Janik. * * * park on or near the bike track, * * * Roon, Debbie and Andrew, * * * Vengence TO Virtue Series No. (the yellow painted oval on the The Collected Works of C.G. F.T.H., J.D.N., D.E.A., P.E.H., 3.1416... C.V.; like me? Like my north side of- the lot) People are Lucy, come by WRC 224 — G.R. Jung, first prize, building fund J.O'B. and especially, M.+M. for elevator? Does this 'ONE UP using the track to practice for * * * raffle. Tickets, 3 for $1. Call their help in the successful per- YOURS? a friend of a friend of the Beer-Bike race. haps "honorable" is a better For Sale: 1967 Mercury Comet. 664-7451 after 5pm. * * * * * * a friend. word) completion of this year's New battery, tires. Engine in * * * Sinner, I have a sexy Rexion for Wiess cabinet elections. — Sin- Rice professor's daughter and good shape but body needs Dan, you're such a cutie. Who you. — Stretch(and not the gi- cerely, K.R.P. son-in-law, both University of work. $150. Call 522-8182 for said Wiess guys were rotten. raffe) * * * Chicago graduate students, want exciting details. Cheryl. * * * The news-writing seminar was * * * to house-sit or apartment-sit this * * * 42-D: Hey you with the two postponed on short notice. All summer. Proximity to down- I am looking for an apartment The Sturgeon* General has de- grapefruits, do you have the town bus line essential. Respon- Thresher news staff and other in- for 2 in the Rice area to sublease termined that the air on the fifth boobonic plague? 32-AAA sible, mature, and careful ten- terested persons please come by for the summer(about $150 a and sixth floors of Lovett Col- * * * the Thresher office at 3pm month). Please call Paul Minot, ants. Please call ext. 542 or 306, lege is hazardous to your health. C.V., your problem is obvious. Thursday, or call if you can't 521-9150. or 667-3000 after 5pm or any * A Fish: to be confused with So don't remove that golden make it. * * * time weekends. the doctor. screw from your navel. * * * * * * Wanted: a furnished or semi-fur- * * * I've got those ain't been asked to The decision of the judges is nished garage apartment near For Sale: Teac A-1250S reel to now final. Fiona J. Durcan has Rondelet blues. Rice and Medical Center. In * * * reel tape deck. Has automatic been selected DKA Sweetheart. hopes someone graduating has reverse, less than one year old. I do not look like Art Garfunkel. The official award presentation one to relinquish. Call Becky @ $300 or best offer. Jeff at 305 will be made Monday, March 24 Signed — M.S. 522-4362. * * * Baker, 521-9114. at 8pm in front of Halsey Tay- * * * * * * 111 print or won't print anything lor, Third Floor, Old Dorm, Doers of Evil Beware: Male roommate needed: would I damn well please. The Misclass- WRC. Semi-formal dress request- "Scoop"(Defender of Truth, like to share 2 bedroom apt. in ed. R.S.V.P. —DKA Sweetheart ified Editor. Justice, and the Rice Way) is on * * * Rice area. Leave message at Selection Committee the trail. Shred all papers. Erase 523-1896. * * * Girls, do you want to learn some all tapes. Destroy all records. De- * * * bedside manners. If you are a Wanted: Summer Sublets(16 clare all past statements inopera- Lost- Small Panasonic cassette pretty shapely TRG, call June-8 August 1975) for one or tive. Falsify new evidence. JOIN recorder(probably left in Chem 528-1713 and ask for Super more persons attending NEH THE COVER-UP CAMPAIGN lecture Hall). Please call Larry at Summer Seminar for College Stud. TODAY. * * * 524-5341 or come by WRC 242. Teachers at Rice. Call or write: * * * * * * Jean Eros,. English Dept., Rice Female roommate needed to ' DESPERATELY LONELY Rice Happy Belated Birthday Chan- U.(x825 afternoons). Give de- share 3 bedroom apt. — South- girls? Do you want ot meet some Hwa!!! — From your ever-faith- tails(size, rent,location* * * , a/c, etc.) west freeway at Westpark. Pool, really far-out groovy guys? If so, ful "Sun Deluxe" birthday dish washer,etc. - your share don't come near 116 Wiess, but crowd. * Attention all off-campus mem- $90/month. Call Jacky at if you're not too particular con- * * * bers of Wiess: Due to a mal- 622-4404 ext. 305 days, tact Julio or Honyack. Call J.G. — I'm too chicken to phone function in the camera, group 789-0225 night' or leave message 528-6949. Also, special instruc- you, so why don't you phone pictures for the Campanile will 523-1896. have to be taken over on Friday, tion in the ART of mooning me? - -C.R. * * * March 21, at 12f45phi. If you given by qualified expert. Call •I* can't make it Friday, please Bob at the same number or C.R. — Of course I'll phone you. B.K. (the balloon-headed cyclist}* come Wednesday or Thursday at come by for a free demonstra- I didn't know you felt that way. has my nomination for outstand- the same time. Sorry! tion. Discount with Rice ID. -J.G. ing person of the year. L.P. the rice thresher, monday, march 17, 1975 — page 8