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The Grizzly, November 26, 1991

Eric Foellmer Ursinus College

Melisa Miller Ursinus College

Sara Jacobson Ursinus College

Peter Senescu Ursinus College

Dana Kushwara Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Foellmer, Eric; Miller, Melisa; Jacobson, Sara; Senescu, Peter; Kushwara, Dana; White, Kristin; Wilusz, Tom; Compton, Erika; Barnes, Lisa Tremper; Grubb, Steven; Moore, Erik; Donecker, Gar; Richter, Richard P.; Zobel, Laura; Rubin, Harley David; Gelston, Trey; Gonnella, Bob; Short, Dennis; Lecrone, Laura; Baccino, Nick; Brown, Jeff; and Lionarons, Joyce, "The Grizzly, November 26, 1991" (1991). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 285. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/285

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IY PETER SENESCU Green will not preach about the 'hotography Editor problems associated with drinking alcohol, but rather give a unique Wednesday December 4 in the presentation on the responsibility N'ismer Lower Lounge at 6:30 associated with using alcohol. He ),m. the Greeks will combine their will illustrate the lypical college :fforts to sponsor a program student's attitude toward drinking liscussing one of Ursinus students' using the audience as examples. 'avorite pastimes: Drinking. Utilizing students, Green will The Inter-Fratemity Council and teach the audience to make sure to nter-Sorority Council will be know what you are drinking and to .ponsoring speaker Mr. Mike control your rate of consumption. :ireen. Green is a member of Green will also explain the ['beta Chi Fraternity and also a possible consequences that can 'ccovering alcoholic. He will speak occur by the rapid consumption of 10 responsible drinking. alcohol. He will provide some Green has spoken at colleges simple formulas which can serve as IcrOlS the country. Delivering the guidelines for the safe and ncssagc that it is OK to drink, but responsible consumption of :ach of us should look at our own alcohol. )ersonal consumption and the Green relates his message well easons why we drink. He issues a because of his straightforwardness President of the ISC Janet Kintz and President of the IFC AI Clowers work on the planning of :haUengc to change our drinking and sincerity. the joint event to take place on December 4, featuring speaker Mike Green. I3bits for the better. Hostage Update Barry M. Goldwater Y SARA JACOBSON Wallace Speaks to Whitians rts and Entenainment Editor BY MELISA MILLER She then went on to describe Of The Glizzly Scholarship and On November 18 two men, who the different fields of pediatrics with slides that helped describe lve been held hostage in On Tuesday, November 19, Dr. what she was talking about. Some Excellence in Education ebanon by Shiite Muslim radicals, Wendy Wallace spoke on the field of the fields discussed were genetic ere released and sent home. of pediatrics, what she saw during disorders, arthritis, fractures, Foundation Program IlOmas M. Sutherland, a college her residency, and about the neurology, fetal alcohol synjrome, 'ofessor at Colorado State Pennsylvania School of l7rsinus students interested 1992. and renal diseases. Cases in these niversity and American Osteopathic Medicine. She started in a career mathematics or fields were shown and she in The scholarship award covers 'niversity in Beirut, had been held her talk by describing a typical day described how they are treated. the natural sciences are invited eligible expenses up to a Iptive since June of 1985. Terry when you are a resident in The last subject Dr. Wallace to apply to the Barry M. maximum of $7000 per year. faite, a member of a special pediatrics. It starts out with a spoke on was osteopathic Goldwater Scholarship and Junior scholarship recipients ritish envoy for the Archbishop morning report, then doing medicine. The first two years were Excellence in Education are eligible for two years of , Canterbury that attempted to procedures in the treatment room, spent in the classroom, and the Program. ee other hostages held in the and then ending the day with note­ support or until the last two years were hospital Established by Congress in liddle East, was taken in January writing which you are usually baccalaureate degree is rotations and clinic work. The only f 1987. Mr. Waite was the last bogged down with. A lot of the 1986, the Barry M. Goldwater received, whichever comes first. difference between medical school ritish hostage released. cases she saw in the middle of the Scholarship and Excellence in Senior scholarship recipients and osteopathic medicine was that The hostages were taken in the night were in the delivery room Education Foundation operates are eligible for one year of lSO's by religious terrorist groups students were required to do an where a lot of premature babies an educatiunal scholarship support or until the , response to Israeli Prisoners of internShip, and th~y nad to learn were born. She stressed that this is program designed to provide baccalaureate degree is osteopathic manipulation. ar. Six hostages, including three a big part of pediatric training opportunities for outstanding merieans, still remain in The floor was then opened up received, whichever comes first. (neonatology) and also a booming U.S. students with excellent ebanon, but Sutherland and for questions which included how To be eligible, a student field. academic records and must be a current full-time 'aite c:laim that their captors Dr. Wallace then went on to she felt about getting married and dicated that further releases having a family while going demonstrated interest in, and sophomore or junior and must describe her approach to the potential for, careers in ere imminent. Terry Anderson, patient. She first pointed out that through her medical training. Even be pursuing a baccalaureate mathematics and the natural lief Middle East correspondent the doctor is dependent on mom, though Dr. Wallace herself was degree, have a B average or sciences. ~r. tho Associated Press, Joseph or grandma, to bring the patient not married she responded equivalent, stand in the upper lc\ppio, a professor from in. Then she explained that she according to some of the In May 1992, the Foundation fourth of the class, and be a merican University in Beirut, and carried around a doll that she lets experiences her classmates went will award Scholarships to U.S. citizen, or a resident alien, lann Steen, a journalism the children play with, and also th.rough. Another question was if students who will be college or U.S. national who will 'ofeuor from Beirut University hospitals were doing anything to lets them play with the instruments juniors or seniors during the pursue a career in mathematics 011. aU still remain A.-nerican change the 24-38 hours shifts that to distract them while she is 1992-93 academic year. In or the natural sciences. lStapa, U well as two German residents have to go through. She examining them, and to make order to be considered for an :lief wolken and an Italian responded by saying not much was Interested sophomores and them feel more at easc. A award, students must be juniors should contact Dr. ~ technique that was particularly being done in the New York schools like everyone had hoped nominated by their institution. Peter F. Small (Thomas Hall, The United Nations and its useful was letting the child listen for, but some hospitals are The DEADLINE for all 1992 Room 129) by December 15, ~ Javier Perez de Cuellar, to your heartbeat after you listen attempting to resolve working to improve the system. nominations is February 7, 1991. to theirs. 411:.l:tost'ages p. 2 Page 2 The Grizzly N November 26, 1991 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~ ... ~~~ ...... All Host~~~~·~~~:~::~~··;;~:·~:~~·~····if~~!:···· ....:: .. the hostage situation in the Middle East. The negotiations between the their ordeal. They said that Terry fundamentalist Islamic terrorist Anderson, the longest held and groups and Israel are presided most widely publicized hostage, November 20, 1991 over by the UN and assisted by was in good health and good both the Syrian and Iranian spirits. Before releasing Sutherland Global Perspectives Committee Reports: governments, who want to improve and Waite, their captors said they AFAC allocated $2,000.00 to their relations with the west. The would be releasing Anderson, BY DANA KUSHWARA Cicippio, and Steen, by the end of Student Publications (The Gri12Iy release of Waite opens up the Assistant ArlS and Enterlainment Editor November. Their captors went on The Lantern, and The Ruby) ~ possibility for international to say, "We apologize for having that they can purchase either a World relations to resume between captured you; we recognize that large screen monitor or a new England and Iran, Mr.; Perez de now this was a wrong thing to do, computer for the Publicatiolll Cuellar is optimistic about future Room. A sailboat carrying about 200 Haitian refugees sank off the eastern that holding hostages achieves no releases, confident that the rest of AFAC discussed the possibility coast of Cuba. At least 16 are reported deceased and 119 are missing. useful, constructive purpose." the remaining hostages will be of having a certain amount of Around 60 other refugees were rescued and taken to an emergency As the negotiations continue, released by the end of the year. money taken out of Student camp run by Cuban authorities. If the missing Haitians are found to be America can only watch, wait, and Sutherland and Waite briefly Activities in order to build up an dead, this accident will be the single worst known disaster involving hope that the terrorists will be true commented before the press on account for each Senior Class. For Haitian boat people since the beginning of their exodus in 1970. to their word. Leading industrial democracies gave the Soviet Union a one year I------.-I---~-~------j example, if $5.00/student was , taken out each year, each clau deferral on payments of principal on its massive debt as long as they would accumulate a large amount promise economic reforms guided by Western financial authorities. of money by the time senior year These reforms would be in close cooperation with the International arrived. Monetary Fund which was originally perceived by the Soviets as the U ~ At the last Campus LiCe chief devil of the capitalist world. The Group of Seven nations giving Meeting, IFC came up with the deferral-the United States, Japan, Germany, Britain, France, • proposals for pledging. Two Canada, and Italy-will be closely monitoring the economic reform and a group of representatives will return in a few months to decide H representative from each fraternity ·R · were present to express their ideas. whether to continue to debt deferral. l"le - A conflict which arose over a power struggle between President Ali Maldi Mohammed of Somalia and Gen. Mohammed Farrah Aidid, . OaD OUSEt ~::.%:~~n!;.;~:s chairma ... of the ruling United Somali Congress party has resulted in next Tuesday's meeting. five days of fighting in Mogadishu, Somalia's capital. It was reported Academic Council stated that that the scene in the Horn of Africa capital is "murderous" and that r------, I Internships should count as more than 300 peoplf! a day are entering Magadishus' four hospitals. I $1.00 off I any 1/2 Hoagie or Steak with the I ;:~~~o:oC~u::·~~o;:::~ National I half credit HPER courses offered purchase of a fountain soda! I next year. "-______-- If anyone else is interested in The Senate broke a stalemate blocking action on a comprehensive ' At. 29 & Main Street ushering for John Updike, on crime bill that would extend the death penalty to include more crimes Tuesday, December 3, at 8 P.M., and require a waiting period to buy a handgun. The waiting period please see Judd or Mary Ellen would be five days and bans certain assault style weapons. The Collegeville Shopping Center expansion of the death penalty would include greater use of evidence in Collegeville. PA DeWane in Alumni Affairs. trials. The House wants a bill which consists of a seven day waiting New Business period for handgun sales, allows federal executions for SO crimes, limits The next task of U.S.GA. is to federal appeals for death sentences and eases restrictions on the use of 454-1091 investigate the current problems evidence in criminal trials. students are having with the The Bush administrations proposed redefinition of what constitutes a CAll AHEAD YOUR ORDER WILL BE WAITING cleaning service. Dennis wetland has been concluded as unworkable and unscientific by Cunningham and Paul Gagne will government experts. The current definition defines a wetland as an area be meeting with Larry Sumner to where the soil is saturated within 18 inches of the surface for at least FREE DELIVERY discuss student complaints, lack of sevel\ days a year during the rainiest season. The administration crew t--f2-~--~------=-=-=------J vacuum cleaners in residence halls, definition states that an area must have standing water for 15 consecutive days or be saturated for 21 days to qualify. This definition =_~~_ . _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ etc. would leave "many obvious wetlands" unprotected and f2 THE SEARCH IS NOW ONI ~ Once again-If anyone is ""'_ "MISS PENNSYLVANIA USA® PAGEANT" ~ interested in running for U.S.GAo environmentalists predicted il would lead to the destruction of half of ~ NO PERFORMING TALENT REQUIRED ~ Treasurer for the remaining '91-'92 the land now protected 3S wetlands. =_ If you are an applicant who qualifies and are ._- school term, see Marc in SAO. ~ between the ages of 18 and under 'l:7 by February ~ ~ I, 1993, never married and at least a six month ~ The treasurer is responsible for Community ~ resident of Pennsylvania, thus coUege dorm .~ attending all AFAC meetings ~ students are eligible, you could be Pennsylvania's ~:~--,. which are held every Wednesday ~ representative at the CBS·nationally televised Miss In North Philadelphia the House State Government held a hearing ~ USA® Pageant in Feb., 1993 to compete for over _~. _ . _ at noon and for running tho $200,000 in cash and prizes. The Miss U.S.GA. Book Sale at tho on a proposed law that would make English the official language of ~ Pennsylvania USA" Pageant for 1993 will be b" f government in Pennsylvania. Supporters of the law say it is the nation's ~ presented in the Grand Ballroom of the Palace Inn ~ egmrung 0 next semester. common bond ar.d "language is at the core of nationhood and the core ~ (formerly Howard Johnsons), MonroeVille, ~ The next and last meeting of tho ~ Pennsylvania, March 6,7 and 8,1992. The new ,"--: semester will be held Wednesday. ~ Miss Pennsylvania USA~ along with her expense D 4 7 30 P.M . th of maintaining a democratic society." Opponents of the law state that ~ paid trip to compete in the Miss USA" Pageant, ~--=. ee. , at: . m e ~ will receive over $2,000 in cash in addition to her U.S.GA. offtce. Egg nog and the legislation is unnecessary, divisive and discriminatory, and "it breeds ~ many prizes All grrls Interested in competing for ~_ . _ cookies will be served. isolationism and fear of other languages and cultures and shows a ~ Catherine Weber the tItle muat Hnd a recent ...apahot, brief ~ narrow-mindedness that is at odds with the rest of the world and our ~ Miss PennsylllCJnla USA" biography, aeldreu, and pa-.e number to: ~ own society." ~ ~.""."'.~ MISS PENNSYLVANIA USA· PAGEANT Miss ~ Two former Upper Darby police officers were sentenced to prison ~- . - f ..4~ \ clo TRI-STATE HEADQUARTERS - DEPT. CA USA" I ~.- for their roles in the beating and false prosecution of a township man ~ n M'_"_"_. 347 LOCUST AVENUE is'~ ~ \~~i WASHINGTON, PA 15301-3399 seen ~ and his son. Garry Vinnacombe was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison ~ -"" c .....0 Tri-State Headquarters Phone la 4J2/225-5343 on: ~ by judge James Kelly. Dennis Keegan was sentenced to two years for ~_._ MEMBER ApplicatIon Deadline Is December 2J, J99J "-- his participation in the beating of Edward A. Smith Jr. and his false ~ 'M15s USA ~ Pageant It part oj the Jamllv 0/ PanI_nt Communications, Inc. t testimony against Smith. These acts were done to protect another ~- . - MI .. pennivania USA~ I. 'A Carvem Production' . . officer who had committed a crime. I~~~II~~_ ._ ~~j2~~~i~~~~~~~1 ber 26, 1991 The Grizzly Page 3 HE OMEN F OLLEGE E llL OW

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This Week Sgt. Grizz ..... SAFETY AND SECURITY IS EVERYBODY'S RESPONSIBILITY. in DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL SECURITY 489-2737. "Nothing but the Bear Facts" 16th November 1991 at 1:30 A.M., Security responds to a suite in Reimert after being advised of an argument. The incident is being U.C. History turned over to the Office of Residence Life ... ATTENTION ALL SECURITY STUDENT WORKERS: TIME SHEETS FOR NEXT PAY PERIOD MUST BE TURNED IN BY 18th November 1991 at 8:30 P.M., Security as well as the Collegeville BY KRISTIN WHITE 10:00 A.M. ON THE 27fH OF NOVEMBER 1991. Police and Fire Company respond to the D.L.H. after unknown Of The Grizzly person(s) activated a "Pull Station" alarm. The building was evaciJated ATTENTION ALL STUDENT SECURITY WORKERS: WE ARE and checked for any flfe or smoke. The incident has been determined Aside from attending classes, ALREADY WORKING ON THE NEW SCHEDULE FOR THE as being Malicious False Fire Alarm. An individual was seen running watching T.V. and sleeping, what QUAD DETAIL FOR NEXT SEMESTER. PLEASE NOTIFY form the building and the incident is under investigation. possible activities could an Ursinus OFFICER ZERR WITH YOUR A VAIlABILITY OF DAYS AND student become involved in? If you HOURS YOU WISH TO WORK!!! ACTIVATING A FIRE ALARM PULL STATION WHEN A enjoy athletics, you could join a PROBLEM IS NOT PRESENT IS A CRIME. NOT ONLY DOES IT sports team. Perhaps you would be 14th November 1991 at 1:22 A.M., A Common Alarm for flfe was INCONVENIENCE THOSE IN THE BUILDING WHEN THEY interested in a club related to your activated on campus at one of the Resident Halls. It was found that RAVE TO EVACUATE, BUT IT ALSO PlITS THE DEVOTED major such as the psychology club there was no flfe at the hall and was tripped due to a childish act of MEN AND WOMEN OF THE FIRE COMPANY AT RISK. or Brownback-Anders. You might behavior. The incident has been turned over to the Office of Resident URSINUS COLLEGE WILL FULLY PROSECUTE ANYONE Life. want to write for the Grizzly, try INVOLVED IN THIS TYPE OF BERAVIOR. out for a pro-Theatre play or NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER ARE HIGH CRIME 15th November 1991 at 4:30 P.M., While on patrol, Security observes a RAn pledge a fraternity/sorority; the MONTHS. CHRISTMAS IS APPROACHING AND SO IS TIlE vehicle driving on campus with one male occupant acting suspicious. possibilities are endless. Here is NEED FOR CASH. REMEMBER TO LOCK YOUR ROOMS AND When the actor became aware of Security, the vehicle sped from what past Ursinus students have WINDOWS WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO CLASS OR VISIT campus. At 8:10 P.M., the same vehicle was observed on campus by done: WITH A FRIEND. NEVER FLASH LARGE SUMS OF MONEY Officers on duty and the Collegeville Police were called. A license plate In 1905, students could belong OR CHARGE CARDS, AND PROTECT YOUR VALUABLES AT was obtained from the vehicle by the Officers. The incident is under to one of two literary societies, the ALL TIMES. Zwinglian society or the Schaff investigation ..... Security was advised by students at Ursinus that the actors involved in the incident were allegedly attempting to sell drugs. society. Both groups held debates, 20th November 1991 at 2:10 P.M., Security responds to C-Lot after presented essays or readings and receiving a call of damage to the rear window of a vehicle parked at SECURITY WANTS TO THANK THE INDIVIDUALS THAT featured musical performances. Reimert. According to the owner of the vehicle, the damage to the PROVIDED THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE ABOVE This week the Zwinglian society window occurred sometime between the hours of 4:00 P.M. on It-19 INCIDENT!!!! IT IS CRUCIAL THAT WE AS A COMMUNITY featured a Thanksgiving program, and 2:00 PM. 11-20-91. including songs, poems and stories PARTICIPATE IN KEEPING OUR CAMPUS SAFE. REMEMBER, about the celeb(~iI~~~dtl\oiiday . The Y.M.CA. (Young Men's Christian il!Lcmatil)p'",1 ?cace." Also on In 1934, students could belong .If- **************** Association) this week discussed campus it,is rernester, the men of to the Social Sciences Group and .. the recent district convention they the SA.T.C. (student army training the International Relations Club. .. ,. had attended in Pottstown. For the core) attended regular classes This week the Social Science Horoscopes more musically inclined the choices while being held in reserve for Group hosted Col. Henry W. • ... included the glee club, the World War I. Shoemaker, a former U.S. Minister **************** orchestra or the mandolin club. In 1926 this week, the Biology to Bulgaria, as a speaker. The BY SIOUXSIE (Why that third club no longer club printed their flfst constitution, International Relations Club Grizzly Astrologist thrives on campus today is beyond receiving official recognition as a attended the Middle Atlantic me.) The student athletes could campus society. 1926 also saw the States Conference at Penn State ARIES-It is a time of great adventure in your life at the present time, play football, baseball or tennis. beginning of another group, the along with forty other schools. The but don't let these episodes get in the way of what you really want. Of course, the Ruby and the Drama club. The YM.CA. held a main topic of discussion was TAURUS-Don't eat too much turkey-and try to enjoy those relatives newspaper, the Ursinus Weekly, pep rally this week to "assure "Recent trends in nationalism." By (that you really have no desire to see) for the benefit of those around existed too. enthusiasm for the athletic teams 1934, three debating clubs had you. In 1918, both literary societies and also to get a better formed as well as five sororities GEMINI-Let the people around you know what you really want or and the Y.M.CA. remained understanding of the athletic and five fraternities. they can't help you get it! strong, as well as the Y.W.CA. situation." This meeting included As you can see, from the Schaff CANCER-You've been working too hard and playing to hard-fmd I This week the Y.W.CA. featured dancing, singing and several Society to the basketball teams happy medium or you're going to burn yourself out! a special Thanksgiving song student speeches. By 1926, men's and from the glee club to the LEO-Take a break from those around you to figure out what is best for festival. while the Schaff society and women's student government Y.M.CA., Ursinus students of the you. held a debate regarding whether committees had been formed, as past have continually participated VIRGO-Stop looking to the future; you have to live in the present­ or not "A League of Nations well as basketball, track and field in a variety of activities and enjoy yourself now! sho.lld be established to insure hockey teams. organizations. LIBRA-It's a time for a lot of change in your life-but what do you really want? SCORPIO-You've been wasting too much time. The grades are goinl to suffer unless you make some changes. Environmental Notes SAGITIARIUS-Take time to reflect on the past and realize how many BY KRISTIN WHITE that question. table and grab a wad of napkins. pleasant memories there are for you even if the present doesn't seeII1 Of The Grizzly When the napkins were located Don't do that-there are no so great. in the front of the cafeteria, excuses. It does not matter that CAPRICORN-Stop moping around and feeling sorry for yourself-you You've seen them on the tables. students grabbed a wad of 20 + you aren't sure before you begin just need a break from the daily grind! They were there one morning as napkins for their tray, saying, "I your meal how many napkins you AQUARIUS-Keep your moods in check-don't take it out on thost you stumbled sleepily in to don't know how many I'll need," "I will need. The napkins are not around you, because they're tired of taking your bullshit! breakfast; not a vase of flowers, don't want to have to walk up for going anywhere; take them as the PISCES-Do what is best for you above all else. not a wasteful flyer, but napkin more," "My friends might need need arises. It does not matter that ~l~l~l==-::l'==-::l~:~ll~· ~~il holders! What a concept-placing some." Have you or has anyone you do not feel like walking across This may seem trivial, but really napkins on each table within arms you know ever used 20 napkins for Wismer for more napkins when it isn't. Consider how many length of every student. one meal? Is Wismer really ~ they are a foot away from you. napkins are wasted at each meal of Let me ask you a few questions. large and the napkins ~ far away? Reaching your arm across the the day. Multiply that amount by a What are napkins made of? (Just imagine if you went to a big table is not that strenuous. (You week and then by a semester. We (paper) Where does paper come university!) Don't your friends would do it for a flyer, wouldn't are literally throwing away forests from? (trees) Are trees important? usually get their own napkins you?) It does not matter that of napkins. Please consider this the Do we need to conserve forests? anyway? others at your table might need next time you reach for a napkin; (yes. yes.) How many napkins (ie. Well, my point is not to change some; the napkins are also a foot consider our environment as well paper ie. trees) do we waste at the past; it is to draw attention to away from them and the holders as your meal and do what you can Ursinus every day? (too many!) the present. People still collect dispense on both sides. to help. Why? Well, only you can answer their food, settle down at their The Grizzl~ Pale 5 ...... ~ . "Keepers of the Flame" - King Speaks on Soviet Art

BY TOM WILUSZ in Southwestern Russia. That this the Stalin era; and miserable Fealures Edilor region has made headlines recently workers in a gloomy factory. with its bid for independence Dr. King saw "Danger Zone" as Despite the unseasonably should come as no surprise, an artist's way of relating the beautiful weather, some fifty considering its hundred-year division in Soviet art to the students, faculty, and members of struggle for autonomy since its division in Soviet society. The the campus community gathered in "incorporation" into the Soviet painting features a bold red arrow, the Berman Museum of Art last Union. warning "Danger" and pointing to Wednesday to hear Dr. Richard Dr. King then switched to a the words "so" and "glasnost". King of the History department discussion of Soviet art, dividing it "Soglasnost" is a Russian word speak on the current exhibit at the into two basic categories: Socialist meaning harmony, peace, etc.; its museum, "Keepers of the Flame", Realism, the historically realistic division in the painting, and the a tnbute to the underground and idealogically acceptable art warning against that division, are artists of the Soviet Union. that the Soviet state allows; and the artist's way of warning the Specifically, he spoke on one Underground art, a reaction Russian people against further painting, entitled "Danger Zone", against not only Socialist Realism division in their society. Just as and the relation between its but the Communist state as a Soviet artists allowed themselves message and Dr. King's own whole. Socialist Realist pieces on to be divided into two camps, the experiences with Russian life. display at the Berman feature a Soviet people have allowed Dr. King began the talk with a noble Stalin in full military regalia; themselves to be divided by ethnic brief overview of just one piece of a pensive Lenin at work in his and religious differences. This Russian history, that of the study; and a patriotic young boy division jeopardizes the whole troubled Chechen-Ingush region. turning in a traitor. By contrast, democratic process. This area, he said, is a "virtual underground paintings include "Keepers of the Flame" is crazy quilt" of nationalities and limbless soldiers, fresh from currently on exhibit in the Berman religions, all living in a small area Afghanistan; hanging victims of Main Gallery.

"Danger Zone" - One of the Socialist Realist pieces on display with the Soviet Art exhibit at the Berman Museum of Art. I Concert Band & Jazz Ensemble Perform BY ERIKA COMPTON "Ceremonium," featured voice. She commented, "I was News Editor throughout their performance. really nervous at the beginning, Reader's Theatre After a brief intermission, the but when the jazz band began to On Saturday night, sounds of jazz band began their portion of play, I got into it, and had fun. I music filled Bomberger the performance. They played was glad to see so many people on Soviet Art Auditorium. The audience was several numbers, such as, "Oye there. They seemed to really enjoy entertained by both the Concert Como Va," "Alright, Okay, You themselves. " FROM LISA TREMPER BARNES take place in the Main GalJery of band and Jazz Ensemble, directed Win," and "Passion Dance." Woolston is a sophomore Special 10 The Grizzly the museum. . by Anthony DJ. Branker, and Throughout the songs, several politics major, who has been Over the past 4 weeks, students featuring Leigh Woolston on people were featured: Chris singing since fourth grade. She On Thursday December 5, 1991 in the class have reviewed and vocals. Kakacek on trumpet, Nick Baccino enjoys singing jazz and popular at 7:30 PM., the Philip and Muriel selected a painting in the Branker is the conductor of both on bass, and Eric Widmeier on music most of all. She had roles in Berman Museum of Art welcomes exhibition that inspired or the concert band and the jazz trombone. musicals during high school. At Keith Strunk, Instructor of attracted them and have prepared Communication Arts, and his Oral a poetry reading that reflects their ensemble. He is the assistant Leigh Woolston joined the jazz Ursinus, as well as being a Interpretation Class in a interpretation of the visual images professor of music at Ursinus ensemble, and began singing with member of Meistersingers and on presentation titled "Reader's within the painting. College, and recently travelled to them. She led off with "When I the Dean's List, Woolston also Theatre." Students from Strunk's All students and faculty are St. Petersburg, Russia, where he fall in Love," followed by Billy belongs to Omega Chi sorority. course will perform readings they cordially invited to attend this performed with his jazz quintet, Joel's well-known song, "Just the If you missed the performance have prepared after selecting a performance. The Museum will "Bright Moments." Way You Are." Also included in on Saturday night, you missed a work in the exlubition "Keepers of open at 7:00 P.M. for a preview The evening began with the her performance were "Fly Me to good night's entertainment. The the Flame: Unofficial Artists from viewing of the exhibition. concert band. They played five the Moon," and "Birdland'" Concert band, Jazz Ensemble, Leningrad," The perfor.nancc will pieces, some of which included, Woolston's performance was Anthony DJ. Branker, and Leigh "Sea Songs," "Americans We," and incredible; she has a very powerful Woolston were incredIble. CAB Entertainers Enthrall AIl John Updike to Speak BY MELISA MILLER slides and music that always kept the morocco and tambourines to Of The Grizzly the audience awake and paying the audience to get them to FROM COLLEGE national Endowment for the Arts attention. Some of the topics that participate in his act. He has COMMUNICATIONS and Pulitzer Prizes for the highly This past week, three were covered were his own graduated from Kent State in Ohio Special 10 The Grizzly acclaimed novels "Rabbit is Rich" entertainers performed in the experiences as a hippie, playing his with a journalism degree and from (1982) and "Rabbit at Rest" Wismer Lower Lounge. On guitar, and attending the great Berklee in Boston with a degree in Ursinus students, faculty and (1991). Tuesday, November 19, rock and open air concerts of the '60s. music. He has been performing for staff will have the unique When he visits Ursinus, Updike 1'OIl historian Barry Drake spoke, Jaz Kaner is a comedian who 10 years and in his free time opportunity to hear Pulitzer Prize will be returning to his roots. then on Thursday, November 21, performed for Red and Gold Day volunteers at a hospital to do winning author John Updike read Linda Grace Hoyer and Wesley comedian Jaz Kaner was at students as well as their hosts. He music therapy with patients with from his own and his mother's Updike, Updike's parents, were -Giggles," fmally on Saturday, blended his guitar with his head injuries. His goal is to go works on Tuesday, Dec. 3, at 8 members of the Ursinus class of November 23, musician Dave comedy, and his performance had into music therapy in the future. PM. in Bomberger Auditorium. A 1923. The Myrin LIbrary houses performed. mixed reviews among students. He As freshman Ellie Stutzman said, major force in American literature Hoyer's literary papers, a gift to Drake spoke on the music has been performing at colleges all "He was very personable and for more than three decades, Ursinus from Updike after his 1960's, a time when the over the country. friendly, and it is a shame he did Updike has written novels, short mother's death in 1989 at age 85. really mattered and had an Dave DeLong is a musician who not have a better tum out because stories, poems, plays and criticism. Hoyer wrote short stories for The on the lives that people uses the audience as the band. He it was something the campus really Updike's works have won New Yorker and the novels He blended his lecture with passes around instruments such as would have enjoyed," numerous awards, including the "Enchantment," 1971, and "The National Medal of Art from the Predator," published posthumously. An Upheavel of Rumors Movie Review "Home lone" BY PEPE BYRMON Possibly it was sent to Urslnus BY GAR DON ECKER the West. These few scenes, concrete !oleps and falls on his Of the Grizzl)' Sculpture Heaven (storage) along and ERIK MOORE however, do not redeem the movie back, the repeat the fall using with Thomas Hall's (LSB) now Of The Gn'zzly as a comedy. hIS head. He is branded by a red­ Campus rumor says that, "if you missing Bench Art. One problem with using child hot door lob, and a blow torch "Ull" has been at UrslOus for touch Upheaval II, you will fail out Since its release in the 1990 actors IS that their dramatic burns his 11 ad for 5.8 seconds. He of school." Could this be true? Is it quite some time, but no one knows Christmas season, "Home Alone" abilities are limited. Macauley trips and falls on a small fleet of possible that any of the modern how the rumor got started. Not has grossed over $280 million. This Culkin, for example, has three Micromachines. He gets hit in the art on this campus can have this that rumors abound on this makes "Home Alone" the third­ facial expressions: the smile, the face with a full pal It can, then is type of power? Perhaps it has been cal1)pus or that anyone has ever highest grossing movie after "Star blank stare, and the scream. knocked down a flight of stairs. He cursed by the administration or failed out of Ursinus, but Wars" and "E.T." This astounding Fortunately, Director Hughes falls again over a trip wire and is maybe is the result of demonic considering the seriousness of this success leaves these humble knows how to use various fUm then sma ~h"d in the chest (with powers at work on Ursinus. No, allegatIon and the fact that they reviewers with one question: techniques to get the most from rib-craCking sound ;:ffects) with a that couldn't be the case; demonic arc printing it in the Grizzly, it WHY? these expressions. Different crowbar. He swing: on rope into a powers would be located much must be true. While I personally John Hughes's "Home Alone" is camera angles and music, for wall and falls to the ground. He is closer to the Quad. could not find anyone who failed not a horrible movie; we laughed example, can make Culldn's blank then (finally) knocked unconscious Located between Wismer and out of school after a disastrous (or at least chuckled) occasionally. stare appear melancholy, by a shovel. Wile E. Coyote never Helfferich, "Upheaval II" looks a encounter with "un", I did not run But even though the movie is contemplative, nostalgic, or took this kind of punishment. bit like it could have been right up to the maniacal metal suitably entertaining for a young vaguely regretful. Even variations From the point of realism, at renamed "Upchuck II." The monument and give it a big 01' hug audience, the $280 million figure of Macauley Culkin's patented least five of these thirteen acts of twisted hunks of metal seem to be either. rings in our mind and haunts us cheek-grab-and-scream are used in violence should have killed him. In joined in an almost random Perhaps the moral of this review with doubts about the tastes of the several different situations. any case, this mindless violence is manner, reminding one of a jungle is to regard "Upheaval II" as one American viewing public. Despite the limited acting and not high comedy. Also, although gym that has been hit by lightning. treats all other modern art at "Home Alone" is a comedy. inconsistent comedy, Macauley this movie is billed as a family Since the bent out of shape statue Ursinus-critically with artIstIc Coincidentally, one of the first Culkin is cute, and Joe Pesci is movie, it could have potential has achieved such fame in Ursinus caution. Maybe someday the aspects in which it falls short is its funny. The movie manages to negative psychological effects on myth, one also wonders-what administration will make public the comedy. A striking example: Buzz remain somewhat entertaining for the young viewer. After all, the happened to "Upheaval I" ? reason for the rumor...the scandal does not want Kevin to sleep in the first two-thirds of the movie. climax of the movie is based on a Maybe it has even more of a of the accursed "Upheaval II." his room. He expresses this We don't have anything against young child performing violence ' shocking history than its sequel. opinion with the profoundly funny willingly suspending our disbelief, on adults. quip, "I wouldn't let you sleep in especially in an escapist fantasy "Home Alone'''s box office my room if you were growing on such as "Home Alone." But in last success implies that a huge my ass." Sadism and scatological third of the movie, it rapidly loses number of people enjoyed the humor in one line-What would any semblance of reality. For fUm. Because the movie was Mr. Rogers say? evidence, provided below is a list targeted for families and children, The movie does have several of violent acts perpetrated upon college students were probably a cute touches: perhaps the best is Joe Pesci's character (he's the minority in this audience. Bring a the Little Nero's Pizza delivery. shorter burglar): twelve-year-old brother, sister, or Also, John Candy makes a brief He is shot in the groin point girlfriend to help guarantee gelling appearance as the Polka King of blank with a BB. He trips down the most out of this fUm. Christmastime at the Zoo FROM THE ZOOWGICAL keepers will meet with Santa at and holiday items including carm SOCIElY OF PHILADELPHIA each location and discuss why toys and wrapping paper. Special to The Grizzly are important for the animals and Zoo memberships are available explain which toys are the most for purchase at the main gate and Celebrate the spirit of the popular. make the perfect gift for the season when the Philadelphia Zoo In addition, guests can deliver "person who ha everything." presents its annual "Santa Stroll," their holiday wish lists at the Zoo's The philadelphia Zoo, America's November 29, November 30 and special "North Pole Mail Box" First Zoo, is located at 34th Street December 1, 1991. located near the polar bear exhibit. and Girard Avenue. Admission is From 10 A.M. to 12 P.M. each A visit to the Philadelphia Zoo $5.75 for adults and $4.74 for this holiday season would not be day, Zoo visitors are invited to join children ages 2-11 and seniors. complete without a stop by the Santa and Mrs. Claus as they stroll Children under age 2 are admitted ZooShop which offers a vast throughout the 42-acres delivering free. 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0711 November 26. 1991 0 .. /L tt The Grizzly Paoe 7 --==-=.:~ --.:-----'----=-=-=---=-==== pInIOnS e ers======f'-= The Is "Pretty Good" Good Enough? Grizzly BY STEVEN GRUBB addition of top faculty members. It I would guess that most of us OpinIOns Editor IS the social scene that concerns would like to see a more socially me unified campus which keeps its Editor In Chief Eric Foellmer If we stood back and looked at If you think this IS going to tum traditional institutIOns yet also has Associate Editor A. Judd Woytek Ursinus College from an outsider's Into a tirade against the Greek a social life 10 which the entire Business Manager Chris Heinzinger perspective, what would we see" !:),stem, you are wrong. Urslnus has student body can get IIlvolved. Advertising Manager Adam Saget Most of us would agree that, a qUite healthy, thnvlng Greek regardless of the letters or symbol ~ News Editors Megan Mendte academically, Ursinus is a solid system. It has without a doubt worn. This has been the malO Erika Compton school, attracting a solid student made the slDgle greatest thrust of the assoCiate editor's Features Editor Tom Wilusz body, but not quite in the contribution to Ursinus' social life. writ lOgS in the past weeks, Arts and Entertainment Editor Sara Jacobson prestigious liberal arts college But does that mean Ursmus' social although some may have taken Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editor Dana Kushwara category with Swarthmore or life can't be improved? Can we all personal offense. And I think most Sports Editor Laura Zobel Haverford. Socially, most of us honestly saw we are satisfied with of us would like to see Ursinus Assistant Sports Editor Harley David Rubin would like to see some changes ursin us' social scene and not one become a more diverse, socially Opinions Editor Steven Grubb but we might be stretching it to thing should be changed" conscious campus as seen in some Assistant Opinions Editor Ellen Sylvester say Ursinus has a poor or below Yet when one social change is of the letters to the editor not Science Editors Eric B1eickardt average social life in comparison proposed to try to unify this small necessarily supporting GALA but Naimish Pandya to some "suitcase" colleges. A campus into a "family like" support 109 its right to exist. Photography Editors Peter Senescu general conclusion might be that atmosphere, transcending the In closing, let us all look at Kristen Schwarz Ursinus is a pretty good college, cliques that I think 99% of us have Ursmus College and think about Campus Circulation Manager John Petko let's keep it just as it is. "If it ain't criticized at one point 10 our what we would like it to be and Computer Consultant Erik Moore broke, don't fix it." college careers, these proposals are what kind of school we would like Typists Gar Donecker Is "pretty good" good enough? either supported in word but not to graduate from. Before we Dheeraj Taranath There seems to be a general deed, or roundly criticized. When criticize ideas about change and Faculty Adviser Mrs. Jane Agostinelli feeling in the student body that a group is formed that's growth, let us th.ink about the the status quo at Ursinus is good membership has resolved to positive good they may bring. If Staff Members: Nick Baccino, John Brobyn, Jeff Brown, Patti Bunt, enough. While academically express their true feelings about you think Ursinus is as good as it's Pepe Bynnon, Steve Choi, Tom Epler, Claire Erfle, Amy Flemming, Ursinus has moved forward and themselves and about the culture going to get, then fine, be satisfied Dan Flickinger, Trey Gelston, Bob Gonnella, Dan Greene, Rebecca continues to do so with the they represent, an admirable goal with the status quo. But if you do Heyl, Katie Jones, Laura Lecrone, Sharon Long, Carrie Lumi, Melisa addition of newer, more modern that takes much courage, some in not, and I think most of you do MiUer, Casey Neal, Christ in o utwin , Annette Rawls, Satsuki Scoville, buildings, building renovations, the campus community still ask not, then endeavor to make "pretty Alexis Smith, Carmen Stockdale, SioU)(sie, Dheeraj Taranath, Kris changes to a more writing them to conform to what is good" beLler. Wagner, Dawn Warner, Dave Weiss, Kristin White, Mark Wilhelms, intensive curriculum, and the supposedly "natural." Elaine Zelley.

Any omission in the staff box is all unintentional Editors error. Our sincere apologies. The World is not Red, White, and Blue world through red-white-and blue BY JEFF BROWN Throughout our history, this The Grizzly was founded in 1978, replacing the previous campus Of The Grizzly theme has been time-tested and glasses. Instead of seeing newspaper, The Ursinus Weekly. The Grizzly is published and edited approved. The times may change, McDonald's in Russia and Coca­ entirely by students, and the views expressed in the paper are not Everyone in America today but the formula remains the same: Cola in Japan and patting necessarily those held by the administration, faculty, or a consensus of (with the exception of Native MODEL SOCIJITY = FREEDOM ourselves on the back for a job the student body. Americans) is the descendent of + EQUALITY =AMERlCA. This well done, we should learn our immigrants. Nearly all of their formula has been a popular one, place in the new world order, To fUl1her the intellectual atmosphere and bring about positive change immigrants, from the Puritans on and the fact that you are here cherish our history and stop trying on the Ursinus campus, the expression of opinion is vital. The opinions down, came here for one of five (unless you are a Native to change others, and enjoy the section of The Grizzly is an open fotum for the necessary expression of reasons: 1) Nobody liked them 2) American) attests to that. color and diversity that the world opinion from all facets of the college community. They didn't like everyone else 3) Wltich brings us back to has to offer. Opinions on campus, local, national and international issues are There was a war/economic crisis arrogance. We, as a nation, have encouraged to antuct discussion and guarantee a wide range of responses. 4) The potatoes were bad that been very fortunate indeed. I It is preferred that opinion pieces be 200 to 400 words, typed and double year, or 5) There was a promise of believe that this nation is the best spaced. Al1icles received by Thursday can be printed in the next Halloween equality and freedom. on earth, in terms of individual Tuesday's issue of The Grizzly. Submissions can be delivered 10 the Every one of these members liberty. However, I would be naive student publications room on the 3rrl floor of Bomberger. could be a correct answer. The to assume that we are the center Flip-Flop flood of immigrants that populated of the known universe, and tltis SEG & ERS this land had many reasons to come dangerous assumption is one we To The Editor: here, but for the purposes of this can no longer afford to make. essay, we'll deal with number five The Cold War is over, and the I first WM" ~A '') ""'''''''''o:e te. Alcove Access (equality and freedom). forces that brought about its end the or~cers and slafr of The Grizzly I Americans have always regarded were not entirely of our making. for taking the heat lor me in the To the Editor: number of Red & Gold students it was absolute chaos. I'm sure Kerri themselves as being somehow The breakdown of Communism in article ("Publishing the Truth?") in unique and special. Our language the Soviet Union was an event that your last issue. Then I wanted to I am writing about a problem Durgin would like to thank alone testifies to this. The arose out of a need for fr.!edom apologizl' I" the att--·:.. - ~~'lders which several students and myself whoever scheduled that luncheon "American Dream" and the being fulfilled by the popular will of The Grizzly that I was in fact brought to Dean Kane's and Sue in the alcove because it made a "American Way" are not merely of the people. The average Soviet incorrect III rhl' dat.: anll I une of Koester's attention several times very good impression on the sayings, they are phrases that citizen mayor may not have been the freshman Halloween party in Jut year and this year. On prospective freshmen, some of reveal a certain national arrogance influenced by America's example, my ("Halloween Flop") article November 7th while walking up to whom could not fmd a seat and but a more realistic view would be published two issues ago. Other Wismer, I saw something that others who were so annoyed they on our part. that he or she was tired of being than tltis minor flaw, my article really made me angry. The alcove went to McDonalds. I'm glad the The Puritans came here with the vision of a "city upon a hill" fIXed hungry or sick or without shelter was factual and direct; no lies, no was closed off to students. Not Ursinus administration could in their minds. This dream alas and having to wait in line for all stories, all truth. If the writer [I only did this happen two ... ·eeks portray their true attitude towards those things. Many Americans dare say ... NOT!] Alina Morowski, after I had talked to Dean Kane the students on that day so that did not work out, but the id~a of ~ would not see all of this. Rather, who wrote the article ("Publishing this very same problem but th.!:':e students who were thinking model society stuck in our collective memory. 1776 saw a they see Communism collapse, the Truth") read with any depth I told Judd Woytek, th~ about attending Ursinus get a true famous document claim that "all remember that McDonald's set up into my own article, I was praising J.tlJ~.6. president, who had talked indication of how students can shop in Moscow a few years ago, Robert Ladd for being the only Richter. It was also a sometimes be treated. men are created equal," while De and draw their conclusions from day. When the alcove Tocqueville remarked that the that. See Halloween page 9 it gets veay crowded in Brian Toleno equality of conditions was the most cafeteria. With the added Class of 1992 remarkable thin~ about America. It is time to ~t~~ seeing the =h~~=8===Th=e=G=r=· ~=~======Opinions~etters=====~==N=~=~=~=r=2=~=1="=1 More Response to Ronning Letter Enough

Editor's note: This letter was submiJted experience. These two views approach consider the foundation for their admonition that "he who is without Already! last week, but was lost in the mail. We the homosexual lifestyle from decision and the consequences oftheir sin cast the first stone." I doubt apologize for the delay in printing. opposite positions; one celebrating it; actions. seriously that any of us, Mr. Ronning, one condemning it. myself, etc. are "without sin," so we Dear Editors, To the Editor: Aller reading both articles! noticed Andrew Economopoulos should try to learn more about GALA I don't know about anyone else, but a difference in the presuppositions of Economics and Business and what they are trying to do - gain Having read John Ronning's letter the writers. It appeared to me that one recognition on a campus that could all the opinions, letters, and arguments to the Glizzly this week, I am not assumes that homosexuality is probably learn more from allowing about pledging that have taken place over the last couple of weeks are certain which appalls me more: the abnormal while the other assumes them to (\rganize and dialo~ewith the twisted tissueofmismformation, logical that it is normal. Is the homosexual Dear Editor, rest of them from bickering and really getting on my nerves. The goods fallacy, and pornographic fantasy that lifestyle normal? One writer cites a throwing around heated opinions and and evils 0 f pledging could be debated until the current freshmen rushes constitutes his letter, or the fact that it statistic that indicates that 10% of the I found Mr. Ronning's letter to the misinterpreted scripture references. graduate! Afterreading all this endless was written by an U rsinus instructor, a population is gay, a statistic appearing editor (week of November 12) very Some of my friends are in GALA, and material I just have one question: man who, one would hope, should be to support the normality of the disturbing. I found the intensity of his I feel terrible that they have been How can anyone negatively criticize dedicated to educating our students in lifC'stvle. l-{('wevcr. a recent st\ldy in hate and rage frightening. I am far subjected to as much heat as has been something that he or she doesn't really a responsible and intelJectualJ y rigorous Science Magazine showed that only from naive but it was also distressing generated recently. I believe that it is a know anything about? Now I have fashion . Unfortunately, there is nothing 3.6% of men had "frequent" or to think that any human being really true test of character to be able to hold just one suggestion: Before anyone responsibleaboutMr. Ronning's letter. "l'ccaslOnal" sexual contact wah felt that way. But equally as frightening on to your own beliefs and also to else negJtively criticizes pledging, he Certainly Mr. Ronning is entitled to another man. Obviously, there are and disturbing was the fact that he felt understand and love those who may or she should experience it for himself hold and even publish his opinions on c'lnflicting statistics on the prevalence comfortable and justified voicing this disagree with you at the same time. As or herself fust. It makes no sense that GALA, homosexuality, and whatever of the lifestyle. Even if we could outrageous opinion. a member of the heterosexual else he wishes to comment on. To deny reach a consensus on the statistic, popUlation, I may not understand why someone can voice such opinion about something he or she knows NOTHING him that right would be a breach of our should numbers be the basis of our We need not look very far to see that homosexuals feel the way they do, but about. Believe me, I went through it hard-won and much-abused academic support for a lifestyle? hatred and bigotry are insidiously that doesn't mean that I or anyone else twice, you can NEVER fully freedom. But when individual opinion Another basis for evaluating the seeping into the realm oftolerable and can tell them they can't organize as a understand pledging until you is misrepresented as fact, more than normality of a lifestyle could be acceptable. President George Bush potentially vital part of this campus. experience it first! academic freedom is at stake; instead, questioning whether it is a result of a used it with his Willie Horton ads. questions of academic accountability biological or innate characteristic. If David Duke ran a campaign with Sincerely, Fraternally Yours, and intellectual rigo[come to the fore. it is, then homosexuality can be bigotry at the core. When Duke spoke Shawn Glancy Bob Lane And in fact, both Mr. Ronning's tacit grouped with race, gender, or ethnic of' 'those welfare individuals who can Class of 1992 Class of 1992 assumptions and his stated conclusions origin. Ifnot, it would be inappropriate work but don't" and when he spoke of (Addendum to letter on page 9) about gayness and gay sexual practices to compare the discrimination against "crimes committed against fly in the face of virtually all the a lifestyle with the discrimination Americans" he was not talking about reputable, scholarly research against an innate characteristic. Would white people assaulting white people concerning homosexuality that has been you compare the discrimination or white people on welfare. What is done in biology , psychology> sociology, against polygamy with that of racial even more frightening than the and yes, even religious studies in the discrimination? I am unaware of any message ofDavid Duke is that 670,000 Administration Woes past few decades. The ignorance his scientific study demonstrating a Louisianans saw fit to vote for the letter reveals would be shocking in a hormonal or chemical difference messenger. Dear Editor: told that those seats were reserved for student; in an educator it is little less between homosexuals and "guests of the college" who had than criminal. heterosexuals, and there are clearly To stereotype any group ofindividuals The goal of a college should be to "yellow Tickets" and was informed While I generally refrain from no anatomical differences. (as Mr. Ronning did) in such lewd and serve its students. From the actions of that if the seating was unsuitable I advising my colleagues on reading for If the behavior is not the result of disgusting terms should be offensive the last few months it is evident that could go to Olin and watch Dr. Salk's personal and academic development, biological differences, than the issue to all of us; regardless of our sexual the Ursinus administration ignores this speech on a closed circuit TV. Well, perhaps Mr. Ronning would be ofnormality becomes more complex. orientation. My hope is that Mr. principle. Steph, whena world renowned scientist interested in doing the elementary What makes the issue of normality Ronning's viewpoint is one that is on When we departed for summer comes to Ursinus, I believe students research on homosexuality that I know complex is that if the homosexual the "fringe." My fear is that vacation last spring, we were promised should be able to see him in person my students in GALA have already lifestyle is not biological, but intolerance of our differences (be they a completely renovated L.S.B. by the since we are the ones paying to be here. done. Our library has a dozen or so environmental, my decision would cultural, racial or sexual) is flOding a time we returned this fall. Instead, In addition to these outrages, students titles; he could start in the reference haveto be based onmy ownjudgement safe niche in our society. what we found was an unfinished with an interest in Dr. Salk's work, section with Garland Press' new of what is normal or abnormal wreck. The time spent searching for particularly those ofus planning careers compendium, The Encyclopedia of behavior. There are studies indicating Lastly, although I believe in free speech and moving needed research items in academic medicine, were not given Homosexuality. that the homosexual lifestyle is largely and would defend Mr. Ronning's right hidden in unmarked boxes delayed an opportunity to meet this great In coriclusion, I submit that Mr. a result of environmental factors. If1l to it, I have to question his wisdom and .;tudent research for several weeks, researcher, but time was set aside for Ronning's letter is the best possible is ? learned behavior, should w<: judgement. It is my opinion that those and several people were forced to him to great high school students (i.e. argument for the existence of GALA automatically support and endorse tl:..: ofus that are privileged and fortunate abandon research for this semester due prospective Ursinus students). on the Ursinus campus, for it displays lifestyle? There are many outcomes enough to be working with and to lack of facilities. These events During the Founders' Day both the ignorance GALA wishes to from environmental causes that are educating today's young adults have a demonstrate the blatant disregard with ceremony, students were encouraged remedy and the homophobia GALA difficult to support or call normal moral obligation to help open minds; which the administration treats its after graduation to support this college must combat. such as racial discrimination. On the not clamp them shut. students. With a little more foresight monetarily. I hope that those who are, other hanri tl,ere are outcomes that and a great deal more concern for the or are consldering, donating fmancially Joyce T. Lionarons are positive, such as philanthropy. Sincerely, students, the administration could have to Ursinus will reevaluate their support English Department How thl .. , Jv \\..: Jetermine whether Kathy Gretzenburg had the renovations ofL.S.B. flOished for an institution where students are a learned behavior is supported or Counseling Dept. by Sept. 2. The only reason why L.S.B. treated as second-class citizens. I do opposed? WI;; blase the decision on vO is nearing completion now is that the not want the reputation of Ursinus to what is accept :1-o1c -, society or in the administration feared embarrassment decline because the education I have jargon of the day, "politically at the visit of Dr. Jonas Salk. received here is excellent, but the correct?" I hope not for history is The handling of Dr. Salk's visit is administration must be more filledwith),,, J,! lloJl '. correct behavior Dear Editor, another example ofthe administration's supportive of its students ifit expects that has led to persecution and Dear Editor and Ursinus community, callousness toward students. We were us to be supportive alumni in the future. atrocities. The recent letters to the editor informed that student seating would be Ifwecannot rely on societies norms conceming GALA has presented two With all due respect, I believe that reserved in Bomberger auditorium. Sincerely, for our decision, where do we turn? opposing views. One was a graphic all ofthe arguing over the existence of However, we did not know until we Jamie Adam As for me, I turn to my Judeo-Christian discussion of homosexuzl behvior, GALA has gone too far. lfit goes much arrived that we were segregated to the Class ofl992 beliefs. I cannot support, encourage the other celebrated the hom, exual further, it may only serve to divide the balcony orthe "cheap seats" alongside or celebrate homosexuality. Butatthe lifestyle. While the graphic detail Ursinus community even more. As a the auditorium with their obstructed same time I cannot abuse, belittle, or appeared to be highlighting the Christian, while I don't agree with views. When I questioned Stephanie condemn the homosexual. I would Mapplethorpe "artistic" photos, the what GALA stands for, I believe my McNulty about why we could not sit encourage anyone who is questioning other reflected a heart-felt family Master has called me to "love my within the auditorium, I was rudely their sexual behavior to seriously neighbor." And let us not forget the =~=v=em=~=r=2=~="=9=1~~~~~~~=~pinions/~etters~~~~~Th=e=G=~=·z~~~~=P=~=e=9 Ronmng Responses Campus Memo Critiqued BY RICHARD P. RICHTER performance of 'The Persecution the entry of the US into World recognize his generalizations as To the Editor: President of the College and Assassination of lean-Paul War II. anything but a factual blanket Marat as performed by the Mr. Heefner again will be at the statement. Mr. Yacoubian begins Last week, the size of the BOMBERGER, HAIL: Under Inmates of the Asylum of organ in Bomberger fUty years his article well enough, then Grizzly's opinions section was the creative hand of Anthony D. J. Charenton Under the Direction of Inter to the day, on December 7, proceeds to ruin it by calling H91. (Now it is the Heefner I quite impressive. Regrettably, its Branker, the concert band and the The Marquis de Sade", by Peter lack of quality articles was equally Ronning sexually frustrated, a jazz ensemble rocked the rafters in Weiss. Memorial Organ, given by his cliche as tired as the skipping, so. Bomberger Hall on Saturday night, For a couple of years student mother in memory of his father.) lisping gay. The self-incriminating The previous Grizzly saw the November 23. The groups had ~ talent shows were staged there. The Ursinus classes of the '40s will appearance of Mr. Ronning's little enigmas from Dr. Hess and large crowd, which responded The hooting and hollering of gather in a single large reunion on highly controversial and exquisitely Mr. Castells-Talens exhibit the enthusiastically to both brands of raucous audiences might have the anniversary of Pearl Harbor same traits they suppose to written piece on helping students music. come close to awakening the and will have a commemorative who have, as yet, no well-defined condemn. The GAlA Committee's Clapping along with Tony to the ghosts of some of the worthies service in Bomberger Hall. The sexual identity. The most recent letter was at times an entertaining best of the ensemble, the crowd who had preached in the Hall in Rev. Richard Schellhase, '45, who issue brought the expected read, but its smears, direct and made a mood in the Hall that years past. led many chapel services when he outpouring of student and faculty indirect, were repetitive and contrasted with that of the On December 3, Bomberger will served on the College staff in the response. What offends me is not simple. Dr. Dawley knows previous weekend, when we held be the setting for author John 1960s, will lead that service. any opinion expressed, but that a Ronning's purpose was to hurt. the Founders' Day convocation. Updike, who will read from his Alumni regularly return to wonderfully crafted letter could be I'm sure he obtained this Then the atmosphere of the Hall mother's writing ann "i< o\' ..... f r Ursinus to be married in answered with such embarrassing knowledge from Ronning himself. was formal and serious. The the Ursinus c0nununity. Updike's Bomberger Hall. prattle. Even Ronning's supporters were Heefner Memorial organ and the mother, Li..1da Grace Hoyer, and At Founders' Day on November Mr. Ronning's argument is disappointing, condensing a potent Chamber Singers set the tone. his father, Wesley, were graduated 17 we marked the 100th birthday carefully delineated: an opening, five-line question into a two­ With this contrast in mind, I from Ursinus in 1923. They would of the building. It lacks central air three supporting points and a paragraph rehash of his origina\. renewed my sense of appreciation have attended daily chapel in their conditioning; it is redolent with closing; and parentheses surround Finally, lest you think our for the versatility of Bomberger. It student years in the very place age; its noors squeak. Yet it a genuinely parenthetical thought. campus writers beyond hope, I is the ideal setting for a where their son will be reading. affords us the platform where the He also withholds truth; makes offer profuse hat-tippings to Dr. convocation; but it is also a great William F. Heefner, of the class essential life of Ursinus plays out generalizations; surrounds opinion Margot Kelley. Her letter was place to hear jazz. of '42, the President of our Board in its wide variety. Versatile with fact, fostering confusion of shockingly out of place in its Over the years Bomberger has of Directors, was the student Bomberger! the two; and makes some quite surroundings. It was perceptive been the scene of vastly different organist in 1941. He was at the unpleasant implications. All of and illuminating, employing and events, all of them strangely organ when the president of the these are admirable, perfectly legal exposing some of those same compatible on that shallow, College, Norman E. McClure, techniques designed to strengthen devices I found so enjoyable in accommodating platform. called the student body together to his letter's impact. Ronning's work. I only wish she In the early 1970's an ad hoc reflect on the Japanese attack on Riohard P. Richter Virtually all of the responses, would offer a clinic in literary student group put on a memorable the American base at Pearl President however, fail to live up to analysis. It's obvious that our Harbor on Decembe: 7 - marking II .( Ronning's standard. In their' zeal campus could use the help. If to discredit Ronning's perceived we're going to dwell on a subject Continued from p. 7 understanding or improving upon for weeks at a time, the least we Halloween Alina also agrees with n:e tilat the pi:; could do is read our opponents' the devices of letier. Ms. Jones officer to stay during the entire that I've ever seen. he just doesn't party could have been better misses both the motintion for lelters with care and take the time that it was a "spur of the moment" allotted time of the party. My do anything!" is not protecting and Ronning's harsh language and the to create sound, colorful responses. party, a nOll-profit -ever.t, and that article was also in the opinions and caring for his concerns. I do find it multiple meanings of the word a "supp0sC!d" killer was on the letters section of the paper. so the impressive however, that she still "liberal." Ms. Sylvester writes of his Humbly yours, staff of The Grizzly had nothing to finds the time to watch Sesame loose, but my point is t!lat there "explicit suggestion" (which I Mike Evans wasn't anybody (except Robb) at do with my writing. I ,H1UWCU Street. Not only was Morowski's assume is akin to an "obvious Class of 1992 the party when I r,r·;\·~ " . which Robert Ladd to read my article writing slanl' 'r"'" • ut it was also subtlety") and then fails to makes it a ' flop: ' Alina men before I submitted it to the degrading to The Grizzly staff. I Morowski, I think that ),0') are editor, and he concurred my Uu howev .. r, r"~tlect Alina's doing a great job, and v.hatcver it writing as being absolutely true. attempt to downgrade my is that you do, greatly affects my He also let me quote him, and I "opinion" and to reiterate the basic life here at Ursinus. You have my A Christian Response wrote exactly what he stated, so componenb of journalism in her vote for becoming Philadelphia's Alina ... "strap it up and ... boo-di!" It "opinion;' bl't whv blame the staff mayor, oh and um ... keep up the Editor's Note: This letter is the responsibility to be as willing to is a bitter-sweet irony that the of The Grizzly for my "opinion?" It good work. second part of a letter from Mr. listen to GAlA as much as I same person (whom I quoted, with is a relief that you are standing up Glancy printed on page 8. This part would want them to hear me if I witnesses in the beginning of the for yourself, but for factual Steven Choi was submitted to us late in had an issue of concern-and year) "Robb is the worst president information? Well, I don't know. publication and therefore could not speakers or events are the best be nm together with the other part. way to do this (this does cost We apologize for the split. money). I don't know how God works through organizations like UISI $500 ••• $1000 ••• $1500

Addendum to Letter to the Editor: GALA-but I'm not so closed BURGERS. minded to think that He can't. I STEAKS. FOOLPROOF &. A FINE seLECTION pray for all of us to have tolerance OF My letter is D.Q! in anyway an ClTHER GRt.lITEMS COCIITI"LS to be rational here-I hope we can s~ AID FUNDRAISING attempt to pass judgement on MUNCHIES DOIoESTIC .....OATED BEERS For your fraternity. soronty, learn or all come out of this as more BAR & GRILLE AVAJI..AILE anyone on either side of the other campus organizalion. informed human beings! For me, AT THE LIMERICK GOLF CLUB GAlA issue. I strongly disagree 495-6945 495-5567 Absolutely no investment required! . with what GAlA believes, but I even though I believe LIVE ENTERTAINMENT don't think that by giving them homosexuality is wrong, I can't in THURSDAY THRU SATURDAY ACT NOW '01 '"I alANCI YO WIN A CAIIUUN ClUI .. AND 'UULOUt PllWI money we are condoning their good conscience see the good in Frtday. November ~ Saturday. Novemner 30 beliefs. There i! a distinct denying GALA money-it might CAll 1-800-950-8472, ext. 50 possibility that all of us-especially only serve to build bridges of November 30 and December 1-- those of us in the heterosexual suspicion or resentment, and this is e,:.:::.:,", . A volksrnafch sponsored by tbe III Susquehanna Rovers will be held in popUlation-might actually learn D.Q! a Christian way to handle ; , t Mile H. of the Umerick Exit or 422. on Lewis Rd. Hershey, PA A highlight of the Hershey, something (what a concept, on a anything. God help us all! P A. walk will be the trail through Hershey college campus!?!) from the speakers and events GALA Thanks again, sponsors. As a future servant of Shawn Glancy the U.C.C. Church, I believe Class of 1992 personally that it is my God-given S~;~~~t:~~~ . r.'" "'., ..._ ...... - ...... ~ ...... ~ •• •4~.,..;at' ••~~ .. ~;~ ...... ~.~_~<>lIi:K~ ...... ~~f~~£~~_ ...... -l .. Page 10 The Grizzly Sp'orts November 26, 1991 '******************************************************************************************************************************************* ************************************************** Basketball Opens Season with Losses to Dickinson and Cabrini in Tip-Off TournalDent

BY TREY GELSTON half Dickinson built their lead to and Del Signore added 9 each. Of The Grizzly as many as 19 points before Although the Bears started theIr Ursinus started a furious season 0-2 there are some positive On November 22nd and 2Jrd comeback attempt keyed by signs. Both Houston and Gilmartin Ursinus College hosted the Bear seniors Glenn Del Signore, Brendan had good showings and their Cave Classic Tip-Off Tournament Sharpe and sophomore Tony offense will greatly help UC. Also The first game featured the Houston. Delsignore did a good job running nationally ranked Scranton Royals Unfortunately the Bears just ran the offense and Sharpe had a solid vs. the Cabr;ni Cava. Scranton out of time and lost 69-61. Tournament as he played good showed why th:=y were ranked so Houston was high man with 17 defense, rebounded well and high as they rolled to an 80-50 points, Sharpe had 12, and Marc scored 21 points in the two games. victory. Jason Hoppy and Mike Cataldi and Will Briggs finished If these guys continue to play well Beneski led the balanced scoring with 8 pts. and 9 pts., respectively. and proven scorers Cataldi and attack of the Royals with 14 points On Saturday the Bears met t Lesher regain their shooting touch a piece. Cabrini in the consolation game. the Bears could have a successful The second game marked the The first half was a hard fought season. opening game of the Bear's season affair, with both teams being in Scranton won the Championship and the first game under new head the lead at various times. by defeating Dickinson in the final coach Jack Spinella who replaced UC looked much better than the game. Al Angelos at the end of last previous game and only trailed 35- . The All-Tournament team m season. Hundreds of UC students 32 at the half. consisted of Craig Copeland and came to cheer on the Bears, but it Unfortunately in the 2nd half Jim Sheker from Dickinson, Mike wasn't enough as the Bears fell by Cabrini outscored the Bears 50-34 Massare from Cabrini, Mike 8, 69-61. in the 2nd half to win 85-66. Beneski and Brian Morano from In the 1st half Ursinus started Senior Andy Lesher and freshman Scranton, and Jason Hoppy from real slow and trailed at Jim Gilmartin led the Bears with Scranton was the MVP. intermission 35-25. In the second 12 pts. a piece. Houston, Sharpe Jeff Eckerson looks for an open player in Ursinus' 85-66 loss to Cabrini in the Tip-Off Tournament...... r------,

ll'Jl!ltl" SPORTS BEAT ! Classifieds I Tuesday, November 26 : 1YPING SERVICES: Term !Men's Basketball v. Albright (V &]V) 7:00 p.m. & 9:00 p.m. I papers, assignments, take-home Friday, December 6 Women's BaSketball v. Swarthmore 5:00 p.m. I tests, etc. professionally and GymlJastics v. Navy 7:00 p.m. : accurately processed on Wrestling at Lebanon Valley Invitational 10:00 a.m. ~aturday, Nove~ber 30 I computer and printed on a !Men's Basketball at Dowling 7:30 p.m. I LaserJet printer. Resumes and Saturday, December 7 I cover letters are also available. Men's and Women's Swimming at Swarthmore 1:00 p.m. Wonday, December 2 Women's Basketball at Delaware Valley 2:00 p.m. t:~~~b:i~ ~~~~~.___ J ~en's Basketball v. Penn State-Delco (]V) 5:30 p.m. Men's and Women's Indoor Track at Lehigh 1:00 p.m. I EARN $2000 + FREE I Wrestling at Lebanon Valley Invitational 10:00 a.m. Tuesday, December 3 SPRING BREAK TRIPS! I iwomen's Basketball v. Muhlenberg 7:00 p.m. North America's #1 Student I Monday, December 9 Tour Operator seeking Women's Basketball v. Immaculata 7:00 p.m. I Wednesday, December 4 motivated students.! !Men's Basketball at Philadelphia Pharmacy 7:30 p.m. organizations, fraternities and I Tuesday, December 10 Men's and Women's Swimming at Kutztown 7:00 p.m. si,lrorities as campus l Gymnastics at West Chester 7:00 p.m. represent~ives promoting: Wrestling at Albright 7:00 p.m. Cancun, Bahamas Daytona and I Thursday, December 5 Panama Ciiy! I ~~~Women's Basketball ____ v. Albright~~~ 7:00 p.m. ______... L Call ______1 (800) 724-1555! JI

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VISA 1n~"'lIonai Approval absolutely guaranteed so ~ Association. 100% GUARANTEED' November 26,1991 Snorts The Grizzl Pa ell ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ~...... y g •••••••••••••••••••••••• *••••••••••••••••••••••••• ~ ••••••••••••••••••••••• ::::::::::::::::::::: Kershner Goes Harley's Haven to Nationals Loosen up the purse strings, hitch that still doesn't loosen up enough BY HARLEY DAVID RUBIN up your skirt, and give the man as money under the salary cap to sign Assistant Spons Editor BY LAURA WBEL Widener, Kershner ran wcll and much money as he wants!) a quality player. If Charles Spons Editor came in 4th place. The following Jim McMahon is a tribute to Barkley wants so desperately to Hey, sports fans, I love ya! (I'm week at the NCAA Mid East football players everywhere. His play with a winner, why doesn't he a '90s kind of guy.) So how about Joe Kershner nnished his senior Regional Qualifier at Allentown constantly-injured body is no do like some of the other big those Redskins, Eric? I know it's season by running in the NCAA College. Kershner came in 10th match for his killer instincts, and it names in the NBA and give up unkind to hit a guy while he's Division III cross country place with a time of 26:19, which seems as if there is no way to stop some money for this cause? down, but a busted knee is no championships held at Christopher earned him a Regional All­ him (except by tackling him with I have some good news and excuse. For those of you who Newport College in Newsport American title, as well as a trip to Lawrence Taylor, Reggie White, some bad news. The bad news is didn't know, the undefeated News, Virginia. Despite the hot 80 nationals. Two other Ursinus and William Perry). If Jimmy Mac that this week's Cheers Question Washington Redskins are no degree weather, Kershner ran a runners also are Regional All­ can stand up long enough to throw Cash Prize is the last one to be longer undefeated. After last good race and came in 87th in a Americans: Mike McMullin who a few more touchdowns, Da Iggles doled out. It appears that we Sunday's 24-21 loss to the time of 26:06. The last person fmished in 14th place with a time will do better than I originally don't have any money in the Cowboys, the mighty have fallen to from Ursinus to qualify for the of 26:29 and Jen Orehowsky who thought. Of course, I always budget, so Jere L. and this week's 11-1. Granted, they're still the nationals was Mike Griffm in 1985. nnished 12th place in a time of hoped that they'd do better, but I winner will be the only ones to best team in football (maybe), but Running in the nationals was 29:46. was trying to be realistic after receive their moolah. Anyway, the the big old "I" in the loss column the climax to a great season for Overall Kershner is pleased with Randall got hurt. good news is that the contest will could prove to be costly during the Kershner. Kershner won all the his performance. "It is a good way Who really cares about the continue, but there will be no rest of the season. I'm salivating meets except for the Drew to end the season with the biggest Flyers anymore? Does hockey prize. (It'S not such great news, in anticipation of December Invitational where he came in 2nd race you can run." The team will belong in Philadelphia? Where but it's better than the bad news.) 22nd ... place behind Mike McMullin. At greatly miss Kershner's presence are the fans? Granted, the media Maybe my faithful readers have an Bobby Bonilla is one helluva the MAC championships at next year. coverage is usually weak when it idea for a prize or incentive. I baseball player, but he's also a comes to the NHL, but this is sick. good guy. This could prove to be would appreciate any input. So I bet if you asked the average a deciding factor in which team he now, here's the previous week's Flyers fan what their current chooses to grace with his presence Cheers Answer: The original name Ursinus Outswims record is, he/she would say, next season. In my fantasies, of Frasier's dog was Pavlov but "Hmmm ... " and scratch their head. Bobby B. signs with the Phi1s and when Diane developed an allergy Even I don't know! What I do Washington leads them to a title. In reality, I to the dog after moving in with know is that they're under .500 don't think that he'll sign with us. Frasier Sam adopted the pet and BY BOB GONNELLA 1M and Jeff Andrew's nrst place again, they still can't decide who I believe it's between the Angels re-named it Dianc. I'm picking Of The Grizzly fmish in the 500 Free. Jeff Brown should play goal, and they've got and Mets, and each team has its the name of the winner out of the fmished with a personal best in the the worst power-play unit in advantages: California has great hat right now, and it's ... Casey Unfortunately the Ursinus 50 Free, while Drew Seibel, Willie hockey. So why should we care? weather, a generous owner, and is Price! Jeez, Casey, you beat College Men's Swim Team victory Simpson, Bob Gonella, and Chris The 76ers are still near the top a perennial contender in a incredible odds (2 to 1) in winning. over Washington College, 105-92, Foust also contnbuted as well. of the Atlantic Division, but aren't weakening division; the Mets have Good job (I'll get you your money on November 13th was overlooked One of the most exciting races of beating the teams they should be lots of money, media attention, soon.) As for this week's in the last issue because of my the meet found Toby Blanck and demolishing. One night, they'll and of course are always in the C .H.O.C .R.jCheers Trivia mistake. It is certainly a victory Matt Landis battling for the win in shoot 70% from the neld and hunt for the division. But Question of the Week: What is the well worth mentioning because the the 100 Back in which they were outrebound their opponent, the remember-the Phillies are getting name of the actor who played team swam very well. only separated by 2 hundredths of next night: 35% and 13 rebounds. a reputation as "an up-and-coming Dave the annoying local Fred Brown collected two nrst a second. The team is fmished These inconsistencies have to be team," and there are just enough sportscaster and old buddy of places in the 50 Free and the 100 until after Thanksgiving when it dealt with, and quickly, or we may nice places in the suburbs for BB Sam? (Hint: He went on to have Free to lead the assault. Other will swim at Swarthmore. The next be doomed to a third-place fmish . to settle his family, which is his own action-drama show on fme performances included Judd home meet will be after winter I can't see trading anyone, except important to Bonilla. What's NBC ... ) Speaking of TV, I've got Woytek's victory in the 1000 Free, break. maybe some of the dead weight at important to me is that we sign to go. Some lunkhead told me Steve Grubb's victory in the 200 the end of the bench, like Kenny there's a "Cheers" episode on him. (Personal plea to Bill Giles: Payne and Dave Hoppen. But tonight that I haven't seen ... FAT Women's Soccer Team CHANCE! See ya next week! in the Works Women Hoopsters Classifieds FREE TRAVEL, CASH, AND Open Season EXCELLENT BUSINESS BY SARA JACOBSON A possible club team that EXPERIENCE! Openings Ans and Entenainment Editor would be competitive with BY THE WOMEN'S seventeen points. The final score available for individuals or other women's soccer teams in BASKETBALL TEAM was Allegheny 75, Ursinus 58. student organizations to An organizational meeting the area is also in the process Special to The Grizzly In the second game, the Lady promote the country's most was held for women's soccer of being organized. There are Grizzly Bears challenged Juniata in successful SPRING BREAK on November at 4:30 in the as many as eight local teams the consolation round. Upon The Ursinus Women's tours. Call Inter-Campus Wismer Lower Lounge. the Ursinus Women could Basketball team travelled to entering the locker room at half Programs 1-800-327-6013. Approximately 45 women compete against. There are, Juniata College the weekend of time, they trailed by two. showed interest in participating however, many more financial November 23-24 to compete in Unfortunately, Juniata captured the hot hand in the second half in either spring intramural or and athletic considerations that their nrst offIcial games of the ,<'inancial Aid available fall club competition. need to be addressed, as the season. and came away with the victory (Juniata 74, Ursinus 55). ~mediately! Special grants An Intramural league is in organization of the club is still In the frrst game, Ursinus took Sophomore Heather Colvin went program. Every student the process of being organized in its preliminary stages. on the Allegheny Gators and lost six for eight in the frrst half and eligible. No one turned down. for the spring season. There despite a rally in the second half Anyone interested in led the Bears with 15. The Lady Simple application. Send name. may be a round robin bringing the score as close as eight participating in either spring or points. Junior Betsy Laskowski Bears are looking forward to a address and $1 P&H fe~ tournament with times and fall competition or in came off the bench to do a great winning season and hope to have a (refundable) to Student fields to be announced at a refereeing for the spring, job for the Bears. Senior Megan lot of fan support at the home Services, P.O. Box 22-4026, future date. Information will be should contact Erika Compton, Chmiel lit up the scoreboard games. Hollywood, FL 33022. sent out to those interested Sara Jacobson, or Carmen finishing off the game with after Christmas break. Stockdale. Page 12 The Grizzly S ~O rts November 26, 1991 .***.***.** •• ** ••• *.*.* •• *•••• *••• *.* ••• **. ** ••••••• ** ••••••••••••••• ** ••••••••• *••• *.* •••••* •••• ** •• *•••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *••••••••• *••• *•••••• *••• *••••••• *••• *.~ •• *.*** ••••• ** •• *. 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The Trenton State meet was a Hoops BY LAURA LECRONE included: Wessner in the 100 yd. Bamberger, Wessner, and Lyons. bit more challenging for the Lady Of The Grizzly fly, Derstine in the 100 yd. back, The final score was 114 to 88. The Bears. There were lots of close the medley relay team consisting Lady Bears pulled it out one more Game finishes and several outstanding The Ursinus women's swimming of Beth Chilton, Schildt, Wessner, time. The team is undefeated and swims. Some of the most team had a lot to do last week. On and Derstine, and the free relay will be defending that position incredible swims were turned in by BY LAURA ZOBEL Wednesday, the Lady Bears team of Bamberger, Williamson, again on Monday, November 25 at Bamberger in the 200 yd. free, Spons Editor swamped Bryn Mawr and on Disney, and Chilton. horne against West Chester at 6:00 Derstine in the 50 yd. free, and Saturday, they washed out Trenton Some second and third place p.m. They then travel to Kutztown Schildt in the 100 yd. breaststroke. Last Tuesday evening in State. finishes were turned in by: Disney, for their next meet on December 4 All these performances were first Helfferich the 610 WWIP All Star The Bryn Mawr meet was Williamson, Cauley, Schildt, at 7:00 p.m .. place finishes. Other firsts Basketball team played against the dominated by UC from start to Philadelphia Whitemarsh Rugby finish. The women carne on strong team led by Ursinus wrestling and by the middle of the meet, coach, Bill Racich in a basketball UC was up by seventy-one points. game to benefit the Medieval The final score was Ursinus 140 Sports Festival. and Bryn Mawr 102. Ursinus ftrsts The Medieval Sports Festival is in individual events included: Kelly an annual event for the Crowers in the 1000 yd. freestyle; handicapped sponsored by Dr. Senta Bamberger in the 200 yd. Laura Borsdorf and all HPER freestyle and the 100 yd. free; Jenn majors. This year the Medieval Derstine in the 100 yd. backstroke, Festival will take place on Monday the 50 yd. freestyle, and the 200 April 6th from 9 A.M. to 1 P.M. in yd. backstroke; Bridget Cauley in Helfferich Hall. This year's theme the 100 yd. breaststroke; Denise will be "Adventures of Robin Schildt in the 200 yd. breast; and Hood" with students dressed up as Lisa Wessner in the 100 yd. Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, jugglers, butterfly and the 500 yd. free. The and court jesters to entertain the medley relay team of Ellen Disney, crowd. Schildt, Wessner, and Debbie The charity basketball game Williamson also took a ftrst place. attracted a large rowdy crowd, Seconds and thirds were won by: which carne out to cheer for the Bamberger, Maria Barrucco, rugby team, the crowd favorite. Disney, Laura Lecrone, Michelle Each person was asked to donate Lyons, Rene Campbell , $1 towards the Medieval Festival. Williamson, and Cauley. Denise Schildt strokes past the competition. The two teams entertained the crowd with their not so traditional style of play. Dr. O'Neill, an economics professor, played for the rugby team and made several Nick's NFL Notes Lacrosse Ends Season good plays including 1 rebound. Everyone seemed to enjoy Ursinus offense was slowed down first touchdown when second-year BY DENNIS SHORT themselves. Bob Gonnella, a senior BY NICK BACCINO Special to the Grizzly considerably by a well-skilled said, "I was curious to see what the Of The Grizzly quarterback Neil O'Donnell and Dwight Stone hooked up on a 43- Philadelphia Pharmaceutical team. radio announcers looked like. This Last Saturday the UrsinusMen's The high-scoring Ursinus offense yard bomb pass in the final minute is a fun event." The Pittsburgh Steeler defense was limited to just three goals- of the first half. Lacrosse team hosted the Del. The charity basketball game was hassled Houston quarterback Barnaby Draper, Blair Zartman Pittsburgh opened the second Val. Aggies. From the start of the proposed by the Whitemarsh Warren Moon all day as the and Chris Tracanna, all scoring half with a touchdown on its first game Ursinus dominated Del. Val. Rugby Team. The team Steelers upset the Oilers 26-14 one a piece. Freshmen goalie Jeff possession, a I-yard run by Warren Junior Blair Zartman won almost participates in many charity events Sunday at Three Rivers Stadium. Fell had a sensational game Williams. The score, which gave every face-off while once again the to help maintain a positive status Modn, who came in as the ftfth­ stopping several well constructed the Steelers a 23-7 lead, was set up Ursinus defense shut down every in the community. Bill Racich, the best quarterback in the AFC, was offensive opportunities by by Hinkle's interception. attempt that Del. Val. made to head wrestling coach as well as intercepted five times for the ftrst Pharmaceutical. The fmal score: Moon ended the Oilers' scoring generate some offense. The president of the rugby club states, time in his NFL career. Defense Ursinus offense, led once again by Pharm 7, Ursinus 3. with a TD toss to Haywood "We want to be recognized in a backs Eric Everett and Jeff Barnaby Draper, lit up the Del. The men's fall season record Jeffires before Anderson kicked positive way and we wanted to Vincent had two steals each and Val. goalie for 12 goals. Scoring was 3 and 1. The Ursinus offense another and a clinching field goal. work with Ursinus College. linebacker Bryan Hinkle had the for Ursinus were Buddy Andrews averaged 10 goals a game while Moon finished with 24 of 48 Helping with the Medieval Sports other as Pittsburgh held Houston's 2, Chris Tracanna 2, Blair Zartman only allowing 5. Thanks to all the completions for 311 yards, two Festival was a way to do that." run-and-shoot offense in check I, Carlos Ortega 1, and scoring his fans who came out to support the IDs and the five interceptions. The rugby team contacted most of the day. first double hat-trick of the season­ team, and we will see you on the After a slow start, Jeffires ended WlP and challenged them to a Steeler placekicker Gary -Barnaby Draper. Rock Pile next spring! with eight catches for 123 yards game. Being associated with Anderson had two field goals for However this past Saturday the and the touchdown. Pittsburgh's Ursinus, Racich wanted to do Pittsburgh in the ftrst quarter as something for the school as well as they dominated the time of backfield duo of Barry Foster and possession, holding the ball for 11 Merrill Hoge combined for 117 his team. This event united both of the 15 minutes. yards rushing. -STUDENT RATES interests. The Oilers got their ftrst score This game was only one of four The event helped raise $500 when Moon connected with upsets of the day. The Dallas -STEP AEROBICS towards the sports festival. Despite receiver Ernest Givins for a 10- Cowboys beat the previously an early game deficit, the rugby yard touchdown early in the undefeated Washington Redskins team carne back to win 46-27. second quarter. The key play of 24-21, New England upended Racich comments, 'The WIP guys the 72-yard drive was a 25-yard Buffalo 16-13, and the Cleveland were wonderful. They want a completion from Moon to Drew Browns beat their old coach, rematch. We appreciate the strong Hill to the Pittsburgh 16-yard line. Marty Schottenheimer and his turnout and thanks to the After another field goal by Kansas City Chiefs 20-15. wrestling team for their time and efforts." Anderson, the Steelers scored their 753 MAIN STREET. TRAPPE. PA 19426. 215-489-4321