I October 25, ,984 ____V_—•___SS__M____PI_••______P_____B____H_HIII_>g__P*—_—__•_—••_• Mondale delivers in encore appearance

by Rob Priewe

Victory Hall, Cudahy. Walter Mondale. The setting was ideal; the star- "You got him" studded cast of characters, per­ "You got him," he responded fectly suited for their roles, play­ softly before endearing the crowd ed them to perfection. And when with "Just when I needed that ex­ the biggest star of all finally made tra oomph, I've come to Victory his appearance, he could do no Hall in Cudahy." The rejoicing wrong. had only just begun. He did no wrong, driving the blue-collar crowd into a frenzy, wiping out any notion that Walter A crowd of thousands lined up Mondale might fail in his bid for outside the tiny hall hours before the presidency. the event and when the Secret For those among the 3,500 who Security flung wide the gates, the crammed Victory Hall Wednesday people poured in, pressing as night, it could be long-remembered close to the podium as possible. as that perfect night when the Democratic challenger made a A lederhosen-clad oompah special effort to appear before band entertained against a back­ "his" people of Cudahy; shortly drop of banners: "Willkomen before the biggest day of his life— Fritz," "Dobro Dosli Fritz," Nov. 6. "Bienvenue Fritz," "Rainbow Mondale satisfied the enthusi- Coalition Welcomes Fritz," Democratic presidential candidate Walter Mondale delighted an over-capacity crowd Wednes­ "Bmvenuto Fritz," "Shalom day evening during a campaign stop at Victory Hall in Cudahy. Fritz," "In all languages... We Post photo by Dave Kallmann Faculty love you Fritz" and a whole host of others. Mondale's progress en route public relations people, not those ter education for every child. delays GER through the city traffic was an­ who take the polls—the people "Where's the Brats," pro­ nounced. will decide." A renaissance legislation claimed a banner behind a vend­ And what an entourage it was Within sight of the imposing "I intend to lead this nation on ing stand where beers could bare­ when Mondale and the others did Ladish plant, Mondale attacked a renaissance," he said. ly be tapped fast enough to be A straw vote on the general arrive. Reagan's policies, which he claim­ Once again attacking the Rea­ passed hand-to-hand to somebody Cudahy's Mayor Lawrence ed have resulted in the export of gan administration, Mondale education requirements passed by lost in the distance. a vote of 21-13 last Thursday in Kelly was followed by the intro­ American jobs and large wage addressed the environment. duction of, and speeches by, elect­ cuts. "I want a government that re­ the Faculty Senate, according to Rolling out the barrel ed officials from all over: alder­ Referring to the budget deficit spects the air, water, land and Secretary to the University Time and again the band would men, state representatives and and the foreign trade imbalance, health of the American people," Marilyn Miller. start up and all joined in on "Hail, senators, Lt. Gov. James Flynn, Mondale said, "You're paying for he said. The enthusiastic response The vote, which was non- Hail the Gang's All Here," "On Congressman Jim Moody and these debts with your jobs. quickly turned to boos as the binding, was taken to determine " or "Roll Out the Congressman Gerald Kleczka, "I want an America where the names of former EPA head James whether the GER proposal should Barrel." Gov. Anthony Earl and, finally, future is here for you and your Watt and former EPA director be approved "as is" or whether In between the singing, a dis­ Mayor Henry Maier, children," he continued. "I want Anne Burford were slipped in. changes ought to be made. tant voice would begin "Dump who introduced Mondale. a president who realizes he's been "I want a government that The proposed GER require­ Reagan" or "Ronald Reagan, elected to stand up for American takes polluters to court, not to ments for UWM include two he's no good, send him back to Blue-collar speech workers." lunch," Mondale said. major categories; the first design­ Hollywood." Each repetition am­ "This nation belongs to you," The response roared louder Finally, Mondale addressed ed to assure basic student compe­ plified as the chorus of voices Mondale said at the outset of his with each successive statement. foreign policy. He included some tencies and the second designed spread through the room. speech. "On Nov. 6, the people of Mondale promised the people of the President's responses dur- to provide students with a broad Intermittent whoops went up as body of knowledge. this nation will decide; not the more jobs, a safer future and bet- [Turntop. 10] The competency requirements include English composition, mathematics, computer knowl­ UPB cans edge and foreign language. City harbors sunken treasure The Senate does have the option of deleting the "Computer by Peg Nelson We set up grids for digging, he said. vending price Knowledge" requirement, which "We wanted to keep it a secret for a while, but would require students to com­ Imagine searching the bottom of Lake Michigan a TV reporter found out and filmed us diving. rollback plan plete a college level computer for a weight belt and discovering a ship that sank Other divers recognized the lakefront stairs near course. There has been concern in 1851. St. Mary's Hospital from the TV film. A few days by Dan Muckelbauer that there might not be enough Jim Wittleiff, scuba instructor at UWM and later our grids were cut and locked crates full of equipment available to handle president of Milwaukee Scuba Divers, Inc., artifacts were smashed on the bottom," he said. The Union Policy Board last such a requirement. discovered the shipwreck inside the Milwaukee Thursday defeated 6-5 a resolu­ The second set of distribution Underwater gem tion that would have returned requirements includes arts, Butch Klopp, president of the Port Washington vending machine prices to what humanities, social sciences and Maritime Museum, helped research the wreck. . they were this summer, natural sciences. Wittlieff discovered half ot a 240-foot ship called per can. The price is now 06 cents. the Sepastipol. "This does not fall under No definitive action Having searched for the other half, Wittlieff jurisdiction of the Union. The At Thursday's meeting there said he believes it is under the breakwater. contract is between Canteen was no definitive action taken but "I think they built the breakwater over the (Vending Company) and the some slight revisions to the pro­ other half without knowing it," he said. University," Kirby Stanat, Asso­ posal were made, Miller said. The artifacts, including a tablecloth in perfect ciated Union Services director, Because of time constraints shape, are preserved at the Maritime Museum in said. "the Senate really didn't get Port Washington. The museum is temporarily AUS receives five cents on each down to it at all," she said. closed for relocation. of the 750,000 cans of soda sold According to Miller, many at Wittlieff started diving in 1971 with his campus-wide, Stanat said. the meeting felt the Senate should brother, a diving instructor. Two years later, he Rocklyn Kaye, UPB vice presi­ schedule a special session to received instructor certification. He opened dent, suggested some of the determine the GER's fate. Milwaukee Scuba Divers, Inc., where he taught Union's profit on each can sold .If passed, the requirements classes and sold equipment. The business earned could be voluntarily reduced. would go into effect for all the highest rating of the Professional Association Stanat replied that AUS would of Diving Instructors. then have to find about $38,0C0 entering freshmen beginning in Jim Wittleiff Fall 1986. The foreign language A scuba Phoenix somewhere else. requirements would begin in Sep­ breakwater in 1973. In 1982 the shop was destroyed by fire. "We would have to find 760,000 tember 1991. About 3,500 fresh­ "A student lost his weight belt, so I went down Currently, Wittlieff is running the shop out of his nickels somewhere else," he said. man could be affected. to look for it. I came across a beam and knew Franklin home. He plans to do some teaching in While the Union could sell soda Under the guidelines most stu­ something was down there," Wittlieff said. his new in-ground pool. at 45 cents per can through dents would use electives to meet "Later a friend and I went down and found He plans to open a new store and school in the Coca-Cola and probably Seven- the requirements. This would * pottery, cups and other artifacts. The water was next year; some scuba students ** UWM »r > Up, these companies would not [Turn to p. 12] 12 feet deep, so we spent a lot of time down there. | Turn to p 6| [Turn top. 7| FALL CLEARANCE SALE

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EXCLUDING SERVICE DESK TRANSACTIONS OCT 29-NOV 3 SPECIAL SATURDAY HOURS 10-4 I Oct.25,1984 The UWM Post Page 3 Ensuring freedom with strength THIRD by Kris Riegert strength and. the differences be­ press, our public opinion." tween the U.S. and Soviet systems Third, "The same state control In order to preserve peace and of government, Weinberger said. that enforces secrecy and quells PARTY freedom, the U.S. must "try to Weinberger identified four dissent also makes the Soviet understand the aims and desires characteristics of the Soviet sys­ system extraordinarily inflexi­ POLITICS *of the Soviet Union," according to tem which he viewed as greatly ble," Weinberger said. Defense Secretary Caspar Wein­ affecting their foreign and de­ Stuart Wilke will conclude his Third Party Politics berger, who spoke Wednesday in fense policies. Well-organized military Milwaukee. First, the Soviet's obsession Weinberger said although this series with an overall look at third parties and their Weinberger spoke on U.S.— with security has produced an inflexibility often produces ineffi­ impact on American politics in next Thursday *s Soviet relations and the arms race insistence on secrecy that "often ciency in domestic areas of Soviet Election Issue of the UWM Post. at the Inaugural Memorial Lecture stands in the way of adequate life, the military sector is well- for Clement Zablocki, which was verification of arms reduction organized. sponsored by the UWM Institute agreements," Weinberger said. A genuine fear of innovation ^of World Affairs and the Milwau­ "The militarization of Soviet and change in the area of arms kee Journal. society has been another result, of reduction is another result of In the 2970's, Weinberger said, the insistence on security, he said. Soviet inflexibility, Weinberger the United States tried a "mirror Universal draft said. Calendar image" approach of. assuming Weinberger described the Weinberger said he was con­ that the USSR had goals and Soviet system of beginning mili­ fident, however, that the United Thursday, October 25 ideologies similar to the United tary training at a very early age States could persuade the Soviets 3p.m. EVENT: "GRENADA: The US invasion and occu­ States. and that nation's universal draft to re-examine their strategy—"If pation one year later." Union Fireside Lounge. "We restricted improvements of all men over 18. we persevere in our demand for Spons. by Black Student Union, Latin Solidarity 3.0 our own nuclear missile Weinberger described the great real arms reductions.'' committee, free. forces," Weinberger said. "Far control of the Soviet system over Finally, Weinberger said the 4-5 p.m. MEETING: Students for Nuclear Disarmament, from imitating our restraint, the the lives of its citizens as the role of ideology also has an Union W175. Free. Soviets actually stepped up their second major effect on state important affect on Soviet policy. own strategic modernization pro­ policy. He quoted Lenin as saying it was Friday, October 26 gram. The United States cannot rely impossible for the peaceful co­ 12 noon RALLY: Dr. Helen Caldicott, world renowned on the public dissent of Soviet existence of the Soviet Union and peace activist will speak. Kenwood Methodist Entering the 80's citizens to change government the United States in the long term. Church, 2319 E. Kenwood Blvd. Spons. by "As our nation entered the policies of the USSR, he said. Lenin had said, "In the end Students for Mondale/Ferraro, free. "decade of the 1980s, we had lost "There is no public opinion there. either one or the other will be 12:15-5 p.m. LOBBY BOOTH: Informational lobby booth, Stu­ none of our determination to "They can work on our public victorious." dents for Mondale/Ferraro, Union Concourse, free. preserve peace... but we had lost opinion.... we can't influence some of our illusions," he said. theirs," Weinberger said. "Our The biggest threat "We had also allowed our own political freedom sometimes The military strength of the Monday, October 29 strength to erode. puts our leaders at a disadvantage United States is not the greatest 2:30 p.m. SPEECH: Guest speaker, Carol Greenawalt, White Lasting peace must be based on when we are negotiating with challenge to the Soviet Union, he House Photo Editor. (Non-political discussion) a more realistic understanding of . leaders who do not face such said, rather, its the American Greene Hall, spons. by Sigma Delta Chi, free. Soviet aims, U.S. military scrutiny from our Congress, our [Turn to p. 6] Candidates debate state campaign issues by Rob Priewe state must cut back in many areas. System, particularly faculty sala­ doesn't adequately address the floor battle over this proposal. Jordahl said his priorities would ries, lack of faculty and neglect of problem." He added that he Jordahl also expressed his sup­ In pursuit of the college vote, be setting targets for state eco­ UWM's Golda Meir Library. would probably oppose any move port for reducing students' tuition Democrat Barbara Notestein and nomic growth fhrough tax and "We have some real needs at to raise the drinking age regard­ and returning to the 25 percent Republican Bill Jordahl came to regulatory reforms, property tax this University that need to be met less of the results of a statewide ratio. Under this arrangement, UWM Wednesday and debated reform and educational improve­ and have been ignored," she said. referendum. students paid one-fourth of the * state campaign issues. ments at all levels. At the univer­ Notestein said she would also In voicing her opposition to cost of tuition—until recent years. Notestein and Jordahl are vying sity level, he said faculty salaries support legislation to cut taxes raising the drinking age, Note­ Currently, students pay over 27 for Wisconsin's 12th District State and student's tuition where his and promote small businesses. stein said, "I don't need a percent, with the state picking up Assembly seat. The event, held in major concerns. Following their opening re­ referendum to show that it discri­ the rest of the cost. the Union Concourse, was spon­ marks, the candidates addressed minates against young people," sored by the UWM Student specific topics including faculty adding, "We need to crack down Association. Notestein's experience collective bargaining, the state on the people who break the law," "Very concerned" The candidates pointed out Notestein cited her ten years of in reference to drunken drivers. Notestein said she was "very their differences in their opening administrative experience with concerned" about student remarks. • the Hunger Task Force as a Faculty salaries indebtedness and also agreed to Jordahl noted his recent com­ valuable qualification for elected Addressing the issue of faculty try and return to the 25 percent pletion of a master's degree in office. salaries, she said, "It's vital to cost ratio. She added that the history and his familiarity with "Whoever represents this dis­ the quality of the education you're higher tuition has prevented student concerns. His campaign is trict ' must be an advocate of getting, and the number of blacks, other minorities and based on "basic common sense," UWM," she added. classes." women from staying in college. he said. Adding that he couldn't Notestein alluded to the history Notestein said raising salaries Notestein also said she would make any promises, he said the of declining funding for the UW would encourage faculty to stay in work with SA and other student the system as Well as attract new groups to see that changes are faculty. In turn, this second made. benefit would enable more courses to be offered thus elimi­ On a partisan note, Notestein HAVE A nating the problems of over­ said the Republican Party must crowding and closed courses take direct responsibility for cuts which hinder students. in educatibn and higher state Jordahl said it was encouraging taxes. She said Reagan adminis­ HOT Barbara Notestein tration tax cuts have forced the drinking age, UW System faculty states to raise taxes to make up salaries and students' tuition. the difference. SATURDAY NIGHT Notestein also cited the manner Collective bargaining in which the state's two-party Notestein said UW System legislature operates. She said her faculty ought to have the right to being elected to the Democrat- WITH 85

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Ronald Reagan is the only president in the nuclear age who has not produced an arms control agreement. Even Richard Nixon produced seven arms treaties in six years. Now, the Pentagon is proposing a budget that would push its financing up to levels sought earlier but rejected by Congress. They propose a $333.7 billion military budget for the 1986 fiscal year. Two weeks ago, Congress approved a $292.9 billion defense budget. If Reagan wins by a large margin in November, he and his partner in crime, Caspar Weinberger, may have their way. They would up the ante. And that would be tragic. But if Reagan should lose, or if he should win by a small margin, he may lend an ear to budget advisor David Stockman, who fears the dramatic increases in defense spending will only aggravate the deficit. Even then, the defense budget would be way overboard. The 1985 military budget was finally approved after the new fiscal year had begun and then with restrictions on MX missile purchases OWB FONT'S' as well as a $23 billion reduction in the President's overall request. Our only hope is a wise Congress. The Democratic-controlled House has a tough job ahead. The military budget for the fiscal year 1986, which begins on Oct. 1,1985, is scheduled to be submitted to Congress in January. The money could be better spent. About $50 billion has been cut from domestic programs, while military spending has been came home from alive, the it stated that Mr. Grogan had said increased. Two sides rest of. the world thought the homosexuals are "inferior." I Part of the military spending is for the deployment of weapons United States was nothing but 250 read no such thing in Grogan's designed to initiate a nuclear war and provide aid to brutal dictators. million appeasing Neville Cham- article. Except, if the authors Not to mention, the waste associated with government contracts. berlins. Mr. O'Leary was indeed believe that by endorsing Mon­ Remember the overpriced coffee pots? to story silent when he failed to mention dale, homosexuals are indeed While defense spending is increased, the people who need help that the terrorists in Iran extorted "inferior." suffer. the United States for two billion Oh well, what can one expect Funding for Chapter 1 of the Elementary and Secondary Education dollars. from a Post staff writer? To the Editor: has been slashed 20 percent. It is ironic that increasing literacy is Thirdly, the letter noted that I recently read a letter the the Barbara Bush's campaign theme—yet her party has cut funding Mr. Grogan has served in the editor in the Post entitled "Gro­ for it. Marine Corps., and therefore is gan drones on...". After reading Sincerely, What comes first, books or bombs? Apparently bombs do. With an imperialist. I sharply disagree Mr. Grogan's article I found EricStobbe Tuesday's announcement by Secretary of Education Terrel Bell, that with the two authors. Sirs, there several points in the rebuttal that Submitted oct. 24,1984 part-time teachers do full-time work, we wonder. is a difference between being were downright appalling. Editor's note: While Scott Wool­ Fede* ...o;.'es for vocational training has been cut 30 percent. patriotic and being an imperialist. First, Jimmy Carter cut defense dridge is a Post staff writer, his . How can people obtain job skills when the programs designed to Mr. Grogan, I am sure, gave a few in real terms (after inflation) by years of his life to defend liberty, Perspectives piece reflects his aid the jobless are butchered? $75 billion over two years. not impose it. own views, not necessarily those There are no easy answers. But, let's get our priorities straight. Second, while our hostages of the rest of the Post staff. We do not need an out-of-control Defense Department Also, the article which followed misspending billions of dollars, and a president who's all-to-eager to help them do it. And for what? A stronger America? The means the most from that candidate's oppression. The warm greeting justifying the ends? policies. our troops received from the in­ In this case, If Reagan gets his means, it will mean the end. O'Leary/Walker, in their sister digenous people is tribute to the letter, continue the assault by success of the operation. Another referring to Grogan as an "imper­ It is interesting to note that ialist" (a term often used by national successes evoke critu ism communists at home an abroad to and condemnation from Mr. THE UWM Pott's "Our View" editorial is a collective view of the describe in general), O'Leary and the liberals; when UWM Pott's editorial staff which includes Peter Cannon, Editorial rebuttal and claim that they are not proud our nation is besieged and weak, Editor; Rob Priewe, Editor-in-Chief; Doug Hissom, Associate/News of "the largest military buildup in these same liberals are delighted. Editor; and Michael Dobran, Feature Editor. the history of the world." Please Mr. O'Leary completes his let­ allow me to enlighten these two ter by stating: "There is room for To the Editor: gentlemen on the subject of arms all at the Democratic table." I Michael Grogan's Oct. 18 art­ production: the largest peacetime cannot say the same for our icle in the Post drew a response military buildup in history is in Republican organization. The entitled: "Grogan drones on...and fact in the Soviet initiative of the whiners, seditionists and defeat­ on and on..." These articles, 1970s. ists we will gladly refer to your Since 1956— Contributing Editors - Dan­ written by Scott Wooldridge, Nor are O'Leary/Walker proud table, Mr. O'Leary. In the iel Jefferis, Kris Riegert Richard O'Leary and Steven of the Grenada invasion —a mili­ College Republicans, there is Robert D. Priewe - Editor-in-Chief Graphic Artists - Todd Brei, Walker, are full of fallacies and tary drive that negated the possi- room only for those who are proud Dong Hissom -Associate/News Editor Tim Haglund, Eileen Early, Ron distortions of Mr. Grogan's state­ biltiy of another hostage crisis. of, and make no excuses for Michael Evan Dobran - Feature Editor Schnltz ments and political interpreta­ After the invasion the CIA discov­ being, and American. Typesetters - Marc Daniloff, Peter Cannon - Editorial Editor tions. ered documents substantiating Milan A. Mititch Marcia Smith, Jane Ashenbrucker, Julie Bolding - Entertainment Editor Mr. Wooldridge states: "since this possibility. Furthermore, the College Republicans Panla Ranenbnehler, Kay Bobb, Michael Grogan is a former Leon Glowaclri - Sports Editor invasion granted 100,000 Grenad- Submitted Oct. 24,1984 Dave Kallmann - Photography Editor Ellen O'Grady Marine, his belief that military ians freedom from totalitarian Matthew Schaser -Art Director Copy Desk - Debbie Kaailriola solutions are the only solutions is (Chief), Jay Radloii, Tom Pfeil, not too surprising." For the record, Mr. Grogan did not serve Snsan Seharmach - Business Manager Daniel Mnckelbaner, Dan Kohn, in the Marin Corps., but rather in Pat Batch - Advertising Manager Forrest Jones, Mary Bohte, Alice Man, Lanra Murphy, Linda Moore the U.S.' Navy. More importantly, Scott Slaughter - Accounts Receivable Scott Wooldridge's statement im­ Letter policy Distributors - Eugene Erasmus, Philip Schaser plies that those of us that have Front Desk - Kathy Brandt worn our nation's military uniform The UWM Post welcomes any and all letters dealing with are war enthusiasts. I find this matters concerning the UWM campus community. While the UWM The UWM Post is published by the UWM Post, Inc., an personally insulting. Post does not guarantee to print every submission, the UWM Post independent, non-profit corporation. The UWM Post is the combined At no time in his article did attempts to print most of the letters received. Letters should be 200 efforts of the newspaper's editors, staff, and local writers, photo­ Michael Grogan refer to homosex­ words or less and typed whenever possible. Longer essays are also graphers and various artists. Staff members are solely responsible uals as "inferior," as Mr. Wool­ welcome to be submitted for the "Perspectives" section which for the content and policies of the newspaper. The UWM Post is dridge claims. Mr. Grogan did normally appears opposite the editorial page. distributed Tuesdays and Thursdays during the academic year mention that Walter Mondale Letters should be addressed "To the Editor:" and must be signed. (except for holidays and exam periods) and bi-monthly during supports the gay rights movement Submissions should also include the author's phone number in case the summer The offices of the UWM Post, Inc. are located on the and speculated about the conces­ of questions. Names will be withheld upon request. Submissions ground floor of the UWM Student Union, room EG 80. Mailing sions Mondale has made to homo­ may be dropped off at the office of the UWM Post located in the address The UWM Post. Union Box 88, P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, sexual special interest groups. UWM Student Union, EG80, or they may be sent to: The UWM WI 53201 Phone: 414/963-4578 Whoever Mondale supports is an Post.JJWM Union Box 88, P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201. indication of who stand to benefit IOct. 25,198MM4 M J**The UWM Post t 1*1 *Pag1e 5 faculty at UWM are some of the best in the world and are very happy to participate in the shared Collective bargaining unrepresentative governance system we all current­ ly enjoy. Our faculty deserve better than collective bargaining, they deserve shared governance. by Larry Pritchett and the administration. Thus a certain period of service to the Keep in mind that it is students Our current system is one of the students are totally involved in University, a facutly member is who will pay the bills for this best in the country; let's not let Mr. Jeff Wolfrum's article ot governance of the University. reviewed by his or her peer faculty overly expensive collective bar­ TAUWF mess it up with a Oct. 18, about faculty collective Under a collective bargaining for a status called tenure. Once gaining system. In every case of counter-productive collective bar­ bargaining, is very misrepresent- system, faculty would bargain tenure is granted, a faculty mem­ faculty bargaining in the United gaining system. »ative and a dangerous excuse for directly with the State's Depart­ ber cannot be fired, for all States since WW II, the total cost Larry Pritchett is president of the news. The article presented only ment of Labor Relations, and practical purposes. Under a of running the school and the UWM Student Association the views of The Association of every term of employment would collective bargaining system, percentage of that cost borne by University of Wisconsin Faculties. become bargainable—including these faculty members could de­ students has increased faster than Apparently no effort was made to the amount of student involve­ mand anything they so desired, the rate of inflation. Also in every contact the organizations who ment in University operation. because no matter what its effect case, the rate of increased costs oppose TAUWF on the collective Students and administrators on the University, they can't be has been greater after collective Opinionated? bargaining issue. These organiza­ would be left completely out of the fired. This is why TAUWF bargaining than before it. Lastly, tions include the UWM Faculty picture. This would destroy a members are often accused of none of these cases clearly doc­ «Senate, the UWM Student Associ­ shared governance system that wanting to "have their cake and uments that collective bargaining Have you ever, just once, ation, the United Council of took years to create, one that is eat it too." justifies its costs by increasing the considered putting pen to paper? University of Wisconsin Student nationally and internationally re­ The cost of a collective bargain­ quality of educational offers. Then you might be the kind of Governments, the University of cognized as a model of fair and ing system is also a deterrent. Dr. Ridgeway stated in the Post person who'd want to write a Wisconsin System Administration effective University governance. When faculty bargain collectively that a collective bargaining sys­ column or article for the UWM and a majority of the Wisconsin Secondly, under a collective for increased wages and fringe tem would do away with pay Post's Perspectives pages. State Legislature. bargaining system, every term of benefits, better research condi­ increases based on merit and A Perspectives essay is any­ SA has been a leader in the employment becomes bargain- tions, less class hours, etc., the establish pay increases based thing that's too long to be a letter battle against faculty collective able. Things like grading policies, cost of running the University solely on length of employment at or too opinionated to be a news "•bargaining for the past two years. class size, office and research obviously goes up. The increase UWM. Thus, the goal of a faculty story. Almost anything goes. There are some very good reasons hours, academic calendar, faculty is cost is much more than the cost member will change from provid­ The UWM Post is constantly why our positions differ from that pay and percentage of faculty pay of these gains for faculty, how­ ing the best possible educational searching for a variety of expres­ of Dr. Ridgeway and TAUWF. Jto be paid by students would all be ever, because the cost of lawyers service in order to earn raises to sions and opinions. First of all, the ,UW System decided by faculty and state and arbitrators for the State and doing as little as possible without Typed, double-spaced submis currently operates under a gov­ government bureaucrats at a bar­ faculty gets tacked on to the cost getting fired, since the raise will sions may be dropped off at the ernance system known as "shared gaining table. And if faculty don't • of running the University. It has automatically be there if they office of the UWM Post, located in governance." This system, de­ get what they want, they walk out. been estimated that the cost of the don't get fired. the UWM Student Union, room tailed in Chapter 36 of the Another issue in the faculty collective bargaining system alone Less than one-eighth of the EG 80, or they may be sent to: The Wisconsin State Statutes, outlines collective bargaining debate is is more than the cost of the faculty at UWM, or less than 13 UWM Post, UWM Union Box 88, * specific areas of the University to faculty tenure. Under the current benefits faculty would seek percent, are seeking this collec­ P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI be controlled by faculty, students faculty employment system, after through it. tive bargaining system. The 53201.

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9-PIN TAP HALLOWEEN CLASSIC Wednesday, Oct. 31 3pm

The tournament will be held in the UWM Union Recreation Center. It is open to all UWM students: graduate, undergraduate, men and women.

Turn your entry blanks in at the Rec Center. The entry fee is $4. The entry deadline is Tuesday, Oct. 30, and the maximum number of entries is 50.

If you require further information, call the Rec Center at 963-5511. Otherwise, we'll see you Wednesday, Oct. 31 at 3pm for all the tournament fun & prizes.

IT'S FROM ONE BEER LOVER TO ANC'HER Page 6 The UWM Post Oct. 25,1984 Caldicott to peak here Dr. Helen Caldicott, an interna­ tionally renowned spokeswoman on nuclear arms issues, will be on the UWM campus Friday. Caldi­ cott, president of Physicians For HOH** Social Responsibility, is campaign­ ing on behalf of Mondale/ Ferraro. She will hold a press conference at 11 a.m. in Union W175. At noon, Dr. Caldicott will speak to a £_?_£ rally at the Kenwood United Methodist Church. Caldicott, author of "Nuclear Madness: What You Can Do," has served on the staff of Harvard Medical School and Boston's Children's Hospital Medical Cen­ ter. Sunken treasure The Air Force now has positions available for Biomedical/Clinical [from page one] Ready For a Engineers' Appropriate degree re­ helping him. quired Experience preferred. Out­ "An architecture graduate stu­ Change of Pace? standing experience, officer pay and dent is helping me find a location benefits. and some business students are helping me get the business Physical Therapists: The Air Force is now seeking applica­ going," he said. tions for graduating seniors and/or Wittlieff is a physical education Try Air Force licensed Physical Therapists.B.S. re- and health teacher at Greendale _ quired. Masters degree desirable. High School. He teaches snorkel- fc,XpeneriCe Outstanding experience, officer pay ing and spear-fishing to juniors • and benefits. and seniors and has taught scuba For information call: classes at UWM for six years. MSgt. Charley Brown at 414-258-2430 Most of his diving the last three Outside area call collect years has been with students. "I have never been bored with The United States Air Force invites Internship Program was designed to students. Some instructors do get all senior nursing students with a help you make the transition from bored, but I never have. I do enjoy GPA of 3.0 on a 4.0 scale to take a student to professional by exploring teaching the more advanced good look at the U.S. Air Force Early numerous specialty areas at a major courses," he said. Senior Commissioning Program. Air Force medical center. From Nursing Students: The'Early Commissioning Program there on...the sky's the limit. Strange noises allows you to join the Air Force as an A guaranteed internship program... Wittlieff has done some salt­ Let Your Career officer as soon as you finish.school. top pay while you train...a benefits water diving. Once, he said, he You'll have all the benefits, the re­ package second to none. Fo.r a bird's was diving with his wife in Florida Take Flight spect, and the prestige accorded an eyewiew of your future, talk to an Air when "we suddenly heard this Air Force officer, plus the" oppor­ Force Recruiter. You'll find there's strange noise." tunity to participate in the Air Force something distinctly professional "We didn't know what the heck Nurse Internship Program. The Nurse about an Air Force Nurse. it was. Then we saw a herd of dolphins swim by, 75 feet away," For information call: he said. "It was really neat." SSgt. John Delakis at 414-258-2430 Wittlieff prefers the fresh water Outside area call collect in the Midwest to salt water. "Boy, do we have history. There is more history in Wiscon­ sin than people are aware of,'' he said. /NUH ON THE LEADING EDGE OF TECHNOLOGY "You would never find a ship­ wreck over 100 years old in salt water. There are critters that eat the materials. Things don't last mOMlME very long in Florida," he said. In Lake Michigan, Wittlieff said, there are three wrecks over 100 years old in the breakwater Thumper area alone. "There are enough artifacts down there from the wrecks for Den I people to find for the next 50 3353 S. 13th St. years," he said. Daft Milwaukee 383-7322 2'/2 BIks. South % Weinberger of Oklahoma Ave. speech THUMPER'S panic' [from page three] PRESENTS: belief in political and economic liberty. 5th Annual HALLOWEEN Weinberger predicted an arms reduction agreement with the COSTUME PARTY Soviet Union in this decade based i WE HAVE ' on an understanding by both Sat. Nite Oct. 27th nations that "peace is best pre­ CLIFFS NOTES served by strength and persever­ 7 P.M.- Close WO COVER ance." 1st Place Prize Weinberger noted the impor­ $30 Dinner &' Drink certificate for two at a well known tance of NATO forces in counter­ Milwaukee area resturant. ing "the Soviet threat: not by war, FOLLETTS MILWAUKEE but by deterrent strength." 2nd ^^PIUSTTOOZ. MEGA Taps for $1 $15 Cash (and 650 Shots of "Spiked Apple Cider' BOOKSTORE 3rd ^^^ ALL NITE LONG! 3132 N. Downer Avenue Bottle of Booze Oct 25,1984 The UWM Post Page 7

LOCUST STREET DENTAL ASSOC UPB passes other resolutions [from page one] price increases resulted in a Student Union shall make every Complete Family Dentistry offer any other vending machine one-cent rise per item. About effort to maintain a workforce of services and the soda machines 3,000 items were affected, he the population which it serves.'' DP. Robert G. Saur would be located only in the said. Currently, the Union uses Union, Stanat said. The recent price increases are hiring guidelines that require DP. Edward Binningep expected to increase revenue by each major unit of the Union to DP. Ernest R. Ricci Food satellites $50,000 and profit by $30,000, employ minorities and foreign Darrell Kasper, Union Activ­ Stanat said. students as 13 percent of its DP. Robert Wylep ities Board president, suggested Zavareh Dadabhoy, UPB Food workforce. that UPB look into operating food Committee Chair, questioned "I think it's important we be and soda satellites which sell soda whether the prices would actually above the minimum in every at 49 cents, such as the one in the raise revenue. unit," Pritchett said. 25% Off on initial check-up Engineering and Mathematical "Prices did not go up with our Stanat said, "I am in favor of (includes examination, x-rays, Sciences building. (the Food Committee's) permis­ maintaining a spirit of equal and cleaning] In a related resolution, the UPB sion," he added. opportunity." voted to submit price increases to Kaye questioned the type of the UPB Food Committee before 1 0°/o Student and Faculty Discount jobs in which minorities are now new prices would go into effect. UPB also passed a minority/ employed at the Union, saying, "I on all dental work with cash payment Larry Pritchett, Student Associ­ foreign student employee resolu­ see black janitors (employed in Emergencies welcome, toothaches, ation president, said recent food tion requiring that "the UWM the Union)." impacted wisdom teeth, etc. In other business: 424 East Locust Street UPB passed a new funding plan •*:—. ,-~~-^^;~"'.'',"'"^T for the proposed North Enclosure (263-3449) of the Union that would pay for the $2.1 million construction. The (Discount valid for Students, Faculty funding would come from a $1 million Federal Facility Reserve and family members] Grant, a $788,200 Facility Reserve Loan and $311,000 being accumu­ lated through a $3.50 segregated fee per student per semester through 1986. No formal plans have been THE GASTHAUS PRESENTS approved as yet for the area located outside the Bookstore and THE WEDNESDAY NITE west to the end of the overhang. No construction date has been set and UPB is still examining ways to FREE CONCERT SERIES use the space. Some ideas include a post office, cafe and a bank. Funding for the project has already been approved, but the manner of funding is affected by this latest legislation.

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Oct. 25,1984 The UWM Post Page 9 IBIS & i v n itr\i v _i v j Co-op members gather for 3 nights of musio Record by Dave Redemann its latest tape project, "Summer­ "Branches" demonstrates Reviews fest Live!" It includes several live Babich's deft hand and talent for United they stand—and have performances of MMC members jazz improvisation. Comateens for over two years. Since the at this year's Summerfest, as well Clearly the most charming Deal With It inception of the group, the mem­ as studio-recorded material taped piece on the tape is a fun little bers of the Milwaukee Musician's this summer. piece called "I Don't Care If Mercury/Virgin/Polygram Co-operative, a union of local Though many members of the There Are Spiders," performed songwriters and performers, have MMC are performers with folk by Gloria Hays and the Punk On Comateens' new album, produced a limited-edition song- music backgrounds, "Summerfest Skunks. Hays and her pre- "Deal With It," the band sings book containing 14 original pieces, Live!" offers a pleasing array of adolescent vocal section maintain that "what you want is never good have recorded two delightful and contemporary styles. the ideal attitude for anyone with for you." If that's true, then engaging tape projects and have ACT, which stands for AI, Craig an arachnid phobia: "I don't care never becoming popular may be become a chartered Wisconsin and Tim, is the MMC's resident if there are spiders. I don't care the best thing for this trio. co-operative. rock combo. Their rendition of 'cause they like me." Produced by Pete Solley, best The payoff for the MMC mem­ A.L. Williams' "Lady Rose" This weekend, Hays, Babich known for his work with The bers, of course, has been a beckons to the acid-folk movement and ACT will be joined by 13 other Romantics, "Deal With It" has a support system which affords the of the late '60s, which produced MMC artists in an MMC benefit, poppish, funky, dance-rock musicians visibility through the Crosby, Stills and Nash. Williams' which includes a "Newcomer sound, with an '80s influence throughout the album. special projects, as well as numer­ vocals, similar in style to those of Nite" tonight, an "Original Music Oliver North's guitar playing bursts with funk and disco ous MMC benefit shows. David Crosby, comfortably play Nite" tomorrow, and a "Folk/ influences, but he's prevented from falling into these stylistic depths Still, what counts most to these off psychedelic wah-guitar licks. Acoustic Nite" Saturday. by a dithering speed and clarity. Brother Nic gives an impressively diligent artists is the music itself. Wayne Babich, on the other Tickets for the Kenwood Inn funky showing with his bass guitar on tunes like "Satin Hop" and Beginning tonight, the MMC hand, draws his inspiration for shows are $2 for students and any "Jo-Ni." will present three nights of its "Branches" from the best tradi­ co-op members, $3 for the general But the best part of this album is provided by keyboardist Lyn music at the Kenwood Inn. All tions of jazz fusion guitarists like public. All shows begin at 8:30 Bryd's vocals. She's got a style that's a bit more subdued than Lene who attend will receive a copy of Carlos Santana and AI DiMeola. p.m. Lovich, comparable in its distinctiveness to those of David Byrne and Ric Ocasek. "Deal With It" proves that Comateens plays better than its dance-band predecessors. It's unfortunate that the limited exposure of this group will probably keep the album off the charts. by Jeff Bender Verge to present political exhibit Denroy Morgan Make My Day RCA The opening reception for "Do You or Don't Abel-Udtz, Mara Hupperts and sculptor Mike You?," a three-day exhibit of contemporary poli­ Davidson. Denroy Morgan traveled from tical art by Midwestern artists will be from 6-10 Clarendon, Jamaica, in 1966 to p.m. Friday, Oct. 26, at Verge Gallery, 1119 N. take the reins of Brooklyn's Water St. 7 The Greens and other area musicians will be providing music at 3 p.m. Sunday. Paintings, outstanding reggae band, The Black Eagle*. His affinity for both Intended to raise political consciousness, the sculpture and drawings will be on display throughout the three-day event. reggae and R&B, coupled with a exhibit will feature a poetry reading Friday at 8 keen pop insight, provided him p.m. On Sunday at 1:30 p.m., Dave Thomas and with a group of devoted fans other filmmakers will be showing their work. In keeping with the pre-election theme, there whose numbers have increased will be an official voter registration booth. The with time. Current UWM students participating in the hours of the exhibit are 11 a.m.-6 p.m. For further Although bands like The Police and The English Beat have exhibit are painters Mark Stewart, Mary Van information regarding the show, call 271-8020. attempted the reggae-pop format, they have yet to achieve the synthesis one finds on "Make My Day," Morgan's new album. The closest comparison can be found in Lionel Ritchie's "All Night Long," though Morgan has a more natural manner. A fall festival As Morgan is a devout Rastafarian, it's no wonder his faith greatly The Butthole Surfers affects the lyrical content of "Make My Day." Song like "Jan of opera Rahstafari" and "Human too" show the contentment and joy of a Live PCP PEP strong unwavering faith. This constant flow of jubilance runs Alternative Tentacles through all of his songs and separates it from straight reggae. Due to Morgan's low profile in the press, critics will probably find The UWM Opera Theatre will There is a difference in slants reasons not to listen to this album, and, of course radio stations will present "Three Centuries of among hardcore fans. On one follow suit. Romance," a fall festival of opera hand, some punks believe their It would be a shame if that should come to pass. Morgan is one of in eight performances beginning music should make a statement. the best reggae talents available on vinyl and listening to "Make My Thursday, Nov. 8, in the Fine Arts Many expect the communication Day" is truly a pleasure. by Jeff Benden Studio Theatre, 2400 E. Kenwood of a central theme or idea dealing Blvd. with politics, attitudes or behav­ ior. On the other hand, there are Aztec Camera The program includes the final those who see hardcore as an act of Cimarosa's 18th century Knife outlet, merely a means of having J Sire comic opera, "The Secret Mar­ fun or perhaps just the best music by which to skank. riage;" scenes from Bizet's 19th And then we have the Butthole Surfers. Today's popular music, when it century romantic opera, "The The Surfers'new LP, "Live PCP PEP," is an exceptionally isn't lowering itself to decadence Pearl Fishers," and from Richard poor release, an album of the worst sound quality, highly or nostalgia, seems to wander Strauss' 20th century comedy, disjointed and, above all, making no attempt at a meaningful aimlessly, with no clear direction "Arabella." statement. This last observation will alienate a large part of the punk or message. Thankfully, Roddy Frame and Katja Phillabaum, lecturer in following —those who are searching for something slightly more his band, Aztec Camera, are one the UWM Department of Music, controversial. of those rare groups who have is the musical director for the "Cowboy Bob," the first track on "PCP PEP," is an obvious vision. In his first album, he established himself as perhaps the best production. The stage director is parody of something. That something has yet to be interpreted by new singer/songwriter of the past decade. Corliss Phillabaum, who is on the this reviewer. Track two. "BBQ Pope," is another piece of With his second album, "Knife," he builds on that reputation. faculty of the UWM Department uninteresting, seemingly mindless excrement. It serves as an Producer Mark Knopfler adds a lush, moody quality to the" setting. of Theatre and Dance. adequate prelude to the final two wastes of wax, "Dance of the Cobras" and "The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave." The latter Overall though, the songs are a continuation of Frame's earlier Performances will begin at 8 is perhaps the only good skank song on the entire album. work: Latin-tinged dance rhythms, impeccable guitar work, slightly p.m. on Thursdays, Fridays and The second side (assuming you decide to turn the album over) is a mournful singing, and lyrics that challenge, comfort and rejoice all at Saturdays, Nov. 8, 9 and 10 and slight improvement. "Wichita Cathedral" is an enjoyably quirky the same time. And Frame, like any good pop genius, knows how to Nov. 15, 16 and 17. Sunday tune comparable in style to Wall Of Voodoo playing untuned make his songs sound fresh and vital, even when they're on familiar matinee performances begin at instruments. "Hey" reminds one of early Public Image Ltd. releases, ground. 2:30 p.m. on Nov. 11 and 18. with strongly accentuated vibrato and echo effects supporting For all that's good here, there are a couple of small criticisms. otherwise poor vocals. With only one song under four minutes, and the title track at over Tickets are priced at $4 for The closing track, "Something," is, as the name implies, nine minutes, things do seem a little long at times. Also, there general admission and $3 for something. Perhaps if Ozzy Osbourne was made truly crazy by seems to be a disproportionate number of ballads. UWM faculty, staff, students and forced doses of hardcore, he would provide one-tenth of the Overall, this is a good album from a great artist, and it documents seniors. For more information call confusion and mayhem of "Something." Aztec Camera's potential to be one of the most important groups of 963-4308. by Jeff Bender the'80s. by ScottWoold ridge

BBS Page 10 The UWM Post Oct 25,1984 The fine art oftest-taking $25 OFF ANY GOLD RING Before college students emerge from universities and go on to professional work, many get to know Dr. Stanley Kaplan. Most of these students, however, do not get a chance to meet him in person. Rather, they become familiar with him through his test-taking instruction. Kaphlan is known throughout the country as the founder of the Stanley Kaplan Preparation Courses For Graduate Exams, such as the Graduate Record Exam (GRE) and the Medical College Admission Test (MCAT). Kaplan has toured the country presenting lectures; his topics range from "the quality of educa­ tion" to "the competition of getting into graduate school." Kaplan will speak at 1:30 p.m. on Oct. 29 in the UWM Union, W151. The speech is free and open to the public, and is spon­ sored by the Pre-med/Pre-Health Association. Mondale

[from page one] ing Sunday's debate in his re­ marks. Mondale reminded the crowd of Reagan's "I didn't do it" com­ ment, regarding what has hap­ pened in Lebanon and "I don't know who printed that manual," regarding the CIA efforts in Nica­ ragua. See your Jostens' representative for a complete selection of rings Electing a president and details of Jostens' Creative Financing Plans. Mondale observed, "You don't elect a commander and you don't elect people to write manuals— you elect a president.'' WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 31 ONLY Mondale ended by saying, "We must not only stand tall, we must 9 TO 4: UWM BOOKSTORE ENTRANCE stand for something." The crowd issued forth with its Jostens' college rings offered daily at your bookstore loudest outburst of the evening. When the band blared forth, VISA' \ MoifcKCcrrd Mondale descended from the podium to meet the crowd. As he moved from one side of the speaker's stand to the other, hands stretched out for a touch from the candidate. Much like the now-popular "wave" which sports fans have adopted, a sea of hands, arms, and bodies crunched for­ ward, rising to meet Mondale and receding as he passed. ONE DAY ONLY Then he was gone. But for the people of Cudahy, there is only hope that the wave can continue UWM BOOKSTORE through Nov. 6. ATTENTION"

LIVE MUSIC EVERY SAT NITE 10PM-2AM FACULTY AND STAFF Students w/ID FREE If you're not using us to handle your Fri: Locate Your lips travel, you may be spending too much money. SatThe Converters Call us to find out how much we can save you on your travel expenses. All New Cocktail Hour Mon thru Fri 4-7:30 332-6645 500 Off ALL Drinks 500 TAP BEER GROUND LEVEL STUDENT UNION 3 Different Hot Appetizers FREE OPEN MON THRU FRI 4PM-Close SAT & SUN 6PM-Close TRAVELPGWER 1332 N. Brady 276-7477 Oct. 25,1984 The UWM Post Page 11 Seymour's Halloween party guide: Loan fund Happening places to take your best ghoul backed with by Seymour Muchmore Billy's Old Mill/4200 S. 76th/546-4400/Live band: The Booze Brothers, no cover with costume. Without costume $1.94. auction cash Here it is! The list you've been waiting for! Milwaukee's most Brandy's/618 N. Broadway/273-0701/Anyone in costume gets 50- complete Halloween party list. All of the following have costume cent beers, $1 rail drinks. Hors D'ouvres. The UWM Homecoming cele­ contests of one sort or another. The prizes may differ, but the fun will Century Hall/2340 N. Farwell/277-0167/Live band: Believe It, bration kicked off Wednesday be there. Don't drink too much orange and black beer. no cover. Buy mug drink, and all drinks after, you get double shots. with an auction sponsored by Craig's/4688 S. 108th/529-5353/Live band: The Hot Rods. Come Gamma Phi Beta and Union Friday, October 26: f in costume, get a dollar off the cover. Programming. Attic West/11400 W. Silver Spring/463-1340/$500 in cash/prizes. Gordon Park Pub/2778 N. Weil/263-2664/Live band: Voot Warn­ The auction, which was held in The Landing/1100 E. Kane/272-6330/Live music: Dance Vigil­ ings, $1 with costume, $2 without. the Union Concourse, featured ante. Wildest costume gets month pass to all shows at bar. Hooligan's/2017 E. North/273-5230/ Live band: Da Bo Deans, WKTI Disc jockey Jim "Lips" La Papagaio/515 N. Broadway/277-0777/SingleLife Party. no cover charge. $50 first prize, wear a costume and win a prize while Belle. Proceeds from the auction Shenanigan's/1701 N. Arlington/273-3237/Free witch's brew for they last. benefited the Student Association anyone entering in costume, today through Halloween night. The Junction/2651 S. Kinnickinnic/481-5088/Live band: Moxie Emergency Student Loan Fund. UWM Union Ballroom/2200 E. Kenwood Blvd./963-4825/Live Roxx, no cover for those in costume. Free tap beer, 8-9, $1 import "We raised $7%," SA Sen. bands: Numb Jitters, Seymour Muchmore and the Muchmorons, beers all night, witch's brew, $1. Nicholas Alioto said. "Last year comedy-rock and comedian Jimmy Miller. $100 in prizes in costume The Landing/1100 E. Kane/272-6330/Live music: Open stage. we made $500, so this year was a contest. McCluskey's/2221 N. Humboldt/264-7149/Live band: Leroy Air- real success." master, $5 cover for music, all the beer you can drink. To be held at The Emergency Student Loan Fund benefits students at UWM Saturday, October 27 Lake Park Pavilion in conjunction with Wolski's. $100 in prizes. who have financial aid coming but Boardwalk/2028 E. North/271-4850/Live band: The Johnnies, free Morry's/2201 N. Prospect/273-5691/Sing along with the Singing Machine. which has yet to arrive. The Hey Frederick/900 E. Center/372-3733/Free beer, 8-10 p.m. money is then used to help pay The Landing/1100 E.Kane/272-6330/Live band: Eyesof the World. Nicolo's/1332 E. Brady/276-7477/Live band: Belladonna, no cover if in costume, $1 without costume. late tuition. Liquid Johnny's/540 S. 76th/476-8668/Live band: Jasper and Co., "The reason why it was suc­ no cover, "Blood"weisers. Papagaio/515 N. Broadway/765-0888/Live band: Dark Facade, $3 cover includes beer and wine coolers. cessful was because we were able RC's Beer Garden/1530 E. North/273-1100. to get quite a few gifts from R.G.Tate's/1731 N. Arlington/276-6056/Free beer from 7-9 if you R.G. Tate's/See October 27 listing. teddy's/1434 N. Farwell/272-3991/Live comedy and music: Sey­ outside of the campus area," SA wear a costume. Programmer Kathy Riordan said. Thumper's Den/3353 S. 13th/383-7322/65-cent spiked apple cider mour Muchmore and the Muchmorons, comedians, Kyle Nape and Jimmy Miller, $1 cover, $1.95 monster cans of Miller, $1.95 $50 prize "We also had a private party shots, 20 oz. taps, $1. First prize, $30 gift certificate at Gaetano's package with a free band at the Restaurant. > to person who looks most like himself. T. J. Brubaker's/3124 N. Downer/964-9616/Monster cans of Kenwood Inn." The Tracks/1020 E. Locust/562-2020/One free rail drink for any­ The party package included one in costume. Shots of rumkins and apple, $1. Miller, $1.75. First prize, weekend trip for two to Chicago, second prize, two tickets to Rodney Dangerfield. symphony tickets and movie tick­ UWM Union Wisconsin Room/2200 E. Kenwood/963-4825/first ets from the Oriental Theatre. prize, $50, second prize, $25. Tropicana/4641 S. 108th/425-1770/$3 beer bash, Kamikazes two- for-one, $300 in prizes. The auction was the first event Wolski's/1836 N. Pulaski/276-8130/See today's listing for which benefited the SA Emergen­ Sunday, October 28 McCluskey's. cy Loan Fund this year. Mariah's/8911 W. National/545-8710/Rail drinks $1, all shots $1, 50-cent taps, pitchers of beer, $2.50. Free drink if you're in costume.

Monday, October 29 Mental illness: facts, forensics Billy's Old Mill/4200 S. 76th/546-4400/ "Blood"weiser Light on by Thomas Pf eil "In order to be committed in he can be discharged, or if he tap, free mug with purchase, Monday through Wednesday. the State of Wisconsin you not only should be hospitalized involun­ Let's talk about the criminally have to be mentally ill, you have tarily, if he can be discharged, or Tuesday, October 30 insane. to be proven to be dangerous," if he should be hospitalized in­ UWM Union Ballroom/2200 E. Kenwood Blvd./963-4825/Live Dr. Raymond Koziol, staff Koziol said. It is not necessary to voluntarily. bands: The Blasters and the R&B Cadets. Advance tickets, $6.60 psychiatrist at the Milwaukee actually hurt yourself or others, "Generally the latter occurs $7.50. At the door, a dollar more. County Medical Complex, did so however; one need only to when the patient has a bad track Victor's/1230 N. Van Buren/272-2522/$75 first prize, other prizes. Tuesday night at the Union's threaten to do so, he added. record," Koziol said. "They've Fireside Lounge. Koziol said people get commit­ been seen four or five times in the Koziol's area of work is called ted in Milwaukee County in either last three or four months. They forensic psychiatry. He described of two ways. One is called sign themselves out against medi­ it as "that exquisite area of "emergency detention for mental cal advice. They refuse to take Halloween!! human behavior where the law observation." Typically, in such a their medication." and psychiatry overlap.'' case, family or neighbors call the He said the other way a patient Halloween, Wednesday, October 31 According to Koziol, Wiscon­ police because someone is acting is brought to the complex is on a Barfesser/962-5563/1633 E. Belleview sin's Mental Health Act defines in a bizarre manner; the police "three-party petition." In probate Barrel-Rider's/1132 E. Wright/372-2929/Top three costumes win mental illness as "a substantial bring him to the Medical Com­ court, three people must state a trip to Naples, Florida for a week. disorder—of thought, mood, per­ plex. under oath why they feel a person ception, orientation or memory— is mentally ill and dangerous. which significantly impairs judge­ Treatment choices There statement is signed by a ment, behavior, ability to recog­ Koziol said it was his job to talk judge and given to Sheriff's nize reality and ability to meet the with the patient and to decide deputies, who apprehend the daily needs of life, such as food, whether or not he is mentally ill. person and bring him to the shelter, clothing and medical He also decides if the patient complex. care." should be admitted voluntarily, if When people are brought to the hospital, they must have an initial hearing, called a "probable cause hearing," within 72 hours, Koziol said. At that time the judge decides whether or not there is WITH probable cause to detain the UWM ID. person for another 10 to 14 days OR THIS AD for a "final hearing." When "probable cause" is found, a patient has the right to request a jury trial: The likelihood of com­ mitment is much less in a jury trial 0% off than in a trial decided by a judge. Koziol said the Complex Offer exoires generally tries to get people to On any car rental Nov. 15, 1983 stay in the hospital voluntarily, either on what is called a "strict voluntary" or a "court-approved Check our daily, week­ voluntary." ly, and special weekend "The only difference between a rates court-approved voluntary and a Insurance included commitment is that if you're Must be 21 or older committed and refuse treatment you can be treated involuntarily with injection," Koziol said. If a patient refuses treatment as a court-approved voluntary, his srguitar Noel Loss/s case is returned to the court for Ssion Seymour, voce HEISER FORD involuntary commitment. Ehmore, the current wl Koziol said only 10 to 20 percent ^Ok of World Records for p§it?rialH tional resources rather than sub­ 782 N. MILWAUKEE ST. • 278-7939 Work Study stantial increases, according to UWM Vice Chancellor Norma MONDAY MEXICAN MADNESS Rees. / Free Taco with every drink Cost estimates for the foreign $1.25 Margaritas (In a mug) $1.00 Mexican Beer positions available language requirements have not been taken into account because TUESDAY LADIES NIGHT "significant changes in high Free Wine Coolers and Flowers school graduation requirements For The Ladies - 7:30 - 9 30p.m. APPLY will have effects on instructional WEDNESDAY PIZZA & A PITCHER NIGHT needs at the post-secondary Both for Only $6.00 level," according to the GER report. THURSDAY WHOPPER NIGHT Cost estimates fall into three 32 oz. Tap Beer or Wine Cooler $2.00 categories: administrative, in­ & Keep The Glass Golda Meir Library structional, and one-time imple­ mentation costs. The projections FRIDAY/ $1.00 DRINK SPECIALS are based on tentative data, but SATURDAY Lemonade Cooler, Screwdriver, provide enough of a framework for Tequila Sunrise, Lime Vodka Cooler the Senate to make a judgement. Your Choice - Just $1.00 DJ. ON DUTY UWM 963-6201 Total administrative costs For your dancing requests would be about $103,100, the Planning a Special Party? Group Area Available! report shows; instructional costs about $212,700-338,400. One-time Implementation costs would be about $46,000 according to this report: Illness [from page i 11 criminals," he said. "Schizo­ phrenics have trouble adjusting to society. They're isolated* with­ drawn people who have difficulty making friends, but by and large they're more frightened of people than they are antagonistic toward them." Koziol said those schizo­ phrenics with an underlying socio- pathic personality disorder are the most dangerous and the most difficult to treat. Such people, he said, have no regard for life, no loving feelings, no regard for the law and feel they can do anything they please. "These are the kind of people you read about in the paper," he said. "The paranoid-schizo­ phrenics are the ones who go into the church towers and shoot people." He said he had observed over the years that many paranoid- schizophrenics have repressed homosexual feelings. However, asked by a member of the audience if he thought there was a connection between homo­ sexuality and paranoid-schizo­ phrenia, Koziol said he didn't know. "We can go back to Fred's theory," he said. "Freud said that all paranoids are homosexuals and that's the reason they're para­ noid." "Commitment is not the answer," he said. "Many people tend to equate commitment with cure. We've had people who have been committed and released after the six-month period, and within a month they're back in the hospital. "We need better outpatient facilities, better follow-up care and better community support programs. "Right now we just don't have the funds to have a very effective community support program," he said.' 'A program has been started on a small scale, but in order to be effective it will have to be greatly expanded." Koziol said the primary method of treatment in his ward is chemical. Within 48 hours of admission, most patients are transferred to other wards where they receive individual psycho­ therapy and various forms of group and occupational therapies, in addition to continued chemical treatment. Koziol said electro-shock therapy was now used only as a last resort, and had to be ap­ proved at a special court hearing. He said the use of anesthetics and muscle relaxants made it a much more humane procedure than it used to be. Oct. 25,1984 The UWM Post Page 13 SPORTS Action at intramurals Women avenge BY TOM HECKER loss to Wheaton BY JAY RADLOJF Another problem facing Hinckley^-and vir­ So maybe we don't have Touchdown Jesus tually every sport at UWM—is the problem of The UWM women's soccer sophomore Becky Worman with overlooking Engelmann Field. finding time and activities for the commuter. By team, behind a balanced scoring two goals, and freshman Deanna So maybe we don't have old movies made about having early afternoon events and scheduling attack and strong team play, beat Beirmann and junior Denise Lum- UWM with Ronald Reagan in a supporting role. programs like soccer at untraditional hours Wheaton College 4-1 Tuesday at ley each adding one goal apiece to So maybe our school is not located on the banks instead of holding events at night, Hinkley hoped Engelmann Field. the winning cause. of the Hudson, with the names Blanchard and to draw more students. Once again lack of "This game was really impor­ Tripp said the turning point of Davis in its Hall of Fame. information prevented its growth. tant for us because we lost to them the game was in the first minute We still have sports. As for the approximately Information, though, has reached the students 1-0a few weeks ago," Coach Pam of the second half, when Wheaton 2000 students who participate in UWM's intra­ when it comes to touch football, three-man Tripp said. "We were able to tied the score at 1-1. mural program, they couldn't give a hoot about basketball, volleyball, soccer and weekend soft- dominate the game and take "After they tied the game, other schools' glorious athletic histories. ball. These sports involve over half of the total charge in the second half." UWM showed great stability and It is just a program to give students who are not number of people involved in intramurals this fall. Tripp noted that in the past they got over the score mentally," she involved in the athletic department a chance to "These sports have always been popular," weren't able to take that last step said. "They were determined to pursue physical fitness or continue an activity in Hinckley said. "Now you can add singles and of putting the game away. They regain the lead and take charge to which they used to be involved. Being involved in mixed badminton as a sport growing in popu­ let the opponent attack back, get their third win of the year.'' the program also allows students to hear the cheer larity." which led to the numerous close The Panthers, now 3-9, will host of the crowd at least one more time. With continuing success of the annual Pumpkin losses they've had thus far. the State Women's Soccer Tourn­ Run, Hinckley feels that gradually the intramural "It'll give our players confi­ ament this Saturday and Sunday High school memories program is becoming a success, despite the dence for the rest of the season," at Engelmann Field. UWM will "It brings back the memories of high school, facility and knowledge problems. Tripp said. "One of the keys was play Lawrence University at 9 and being competitive again," Ed Deeken said. that Wheaton had individual ef­ a.m. and St. Norbert at 11:30 a.m. Deeken is a 1980 Messmer High School graduate Improved organization fort and we had team effort, Other schools taking part in the involved in the touch football program. Also, organization has dramatically improved especially from our halfbacks, tournament include Marquette, The main purpose of intramurals, though, is to over the years. League standings, schedules and who played a strong midfield UW-La Crosse and Beloit College. get students involved in the many activities and cancellations are easily available at die intramural game." The championship game is slated get them to know what those activities are. office in Baker Fieldhouse, eliminating making The Panther scoring came from for 2:30 p.m. Sunday. But it is not easy. trips to the activity only to find out that it's not Simple lack of knowledge, too many people just taking place. going to class and leaving campus, and (the Other improvements have been made in biggest problem) lack of facilities are the main officiating and running the events. A plan Soccer short barriers Intramural Coordinator Charlie Hinckley initiated by Hinckley was to keep and train tine scoreboard. has to overcome. same officials, and to let them grow right along The UWM men's soccer team Joe Stacy played the entire For the students who do know about the with the sport. > improved its season secord to game at goalie for the Panthers. intramural program, many don't participate The bottom line is that the intramural program 8-6-1 by defeating Roosevelt Col­ He recorded 11 saves; the Pan­ because of time conflicts and other reasons. is for the students of UWM. It is run by students, lege 7-3 Wednesday in Chicago. thers outshot the Lakers 21-19. worked by students and for the students' benefit. Going into the game, Roosevelt UWM now travels to Cleveland Lack of facilities Hinckley said he is always open to suggestions had a 12-1 record. State for an important match on "Because of a lack of outside playing fields, if anyone has any ideas on how to improve or The Panthers, led by Mike Saturday. many of our sports (like softball) have to be change one event or the entire program. Rowe, dominated the entire game. The Panthers have a 1-11-1 modified to fit an indoor facility and that distracts So even if you did lose that scholarship to play Rowe scored the first four goals lifetime record against Cleveland many students away," Hinckley said. "People football at Nebraska or softball at UCLA, you can for UWM. Dan Day then scored State. The only time the Panthers have been inside class all day and would like to still live in athletic glory by getting involved in twice and Tihi Prpa got the last defeated the Vikings was in 1974. get outside to participate.'' intramurals at UWM. goal as the Panthers took a 7-0 Last season, UWM dropped a lead before Roosevelt got on the 4-0 decision to Cleveland State. Number 3! Spikers climb in rankings BY DAVE KALLMANN j___M_^a^4. In the newest NAIA volleyball ratings released Tuesday, UWM moved up a notch to third. Can two highest-ranked teams, Ha- they advance further? waii-Hilo and BYU-Hawaii, come "Not by anything we'd do," out of the same district, so only Coach Tom Pleyte answered. one of them should reach the "I'm sort of surprised we went nationals. here." The Panthers host the District The Panthers' move up the 14 championship tournament Fri­ ratings ladder was probably a day, Nov. 2. While UWM has result of losses by St. Mary's beaten all of its district foes, it, (California) last week. St. Mary's faces several good teams in the lost two matches since the last eight-team double elimination rating period, including one to tournament. Biola, a school with a near .500 "Marquette is good enough to record. Pleyte said he believes beat us and Parkside is good that St. Mary's should have at enough to beat us," Pleyte said. least Won the Biola match. "The match tomorrow is impor­ Meanwhile UWM, 42-2, contin­ tant because we have to convince ues its winning ways. The last Marquette that they can't beat time the Panthers lost was Sept. us." 28, when they were beaten by St. If UWM wins the district, it will Cloud (Minn.) State at the North­ host the District 13 (Minn.) ern Iowa Tournament. They have champion. Two of the toughest also won six tournaments. Distict 13 teams, Southwest State Pleyte put the rating in perspec­ and Bemidji State, have both been tive. beaten by the Panthers. In last "It's a fun thing," he said. "It weekend's Winona State tourna­ M*M3MW$m33m doesn't help you at districts. ment, UWM held both teams to a Right now it's more fun to look at total of 12 points in four games. Bcrtfle for possession. The UWM women's soccer team won its battle with Wheaton College ratings than fighting with each The Panthers host Marquette Tuesday at Engellmann Field by a A-A score. Thursday at 7 p.m.; they travel to other." Post photo by Scott Kuehne UWM could go into the national Platteville Friday to finish the tournament seeded second. The regular season. mmm

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moped and burned my way down Farwell At the Atrium Lounge, things were she emphasized by poking her cronies. Avenue. swinging. WRKR was announcing live; '• "The nerd's my favorite." Jell-O jump To may astonishment, a police van put there were people of all ages, both in and '' Come on, nerd,'' they all yelled. on the siren and winged me over just past out of costume. Among the 43 costumed The waist-deep Jell-0 impeded move­ Teddy's. I knew I hadn't committed any participants were a chicken woman, a ment so greatly that most jumpers took contestants traffic violations, so he obviously must toothpaste tube, a nerd, a witch and a about five minutes to squirm about. To have thought I had escaped from some­ Fruit of the Loom woman with a box of the screaming delight of the crowd, all the place and wasn't going to take any Jell-0 around her midriff. The individuals jumpeis needpd help to get out of the break mold chances. underneath had come from all walks of Jell-O. life. There was the co-captain of the There were smiles everywhere. People by Daniel Jefferis "Pm late" Marquette cheerleading team, a UWM felt an intimacy with each other, a kinship After he sternly asked for my driver's French professor, a waitress from Peter's through the shared experience of a I woke up with a screaming headache license, I told him I was late and had to on Fourth and a Briggs & Stratton brazen, ridiculous act for a unified goal. Saturday morning and realized I was get to the Jell-0 jump at the Hyatt. machine worker. late—late for the Leukemia Society's first "Yeah, sure, kid—as soon as I run this A good cause annual Jell-0 jump. through," he said, as his eyes mentally Crowd yells loud People were there to freak out. The Five hundred gallons of raspberry undressed me in search of a sawed-off When the jumping began, the crowd people in costumes were freaking out in ^Jell-O lay waiting for the people in the name of a good cause. The people costumes, the media, the curious on^ watching not only were entertained; they lookers and, if I had the patience and also provided the necessary cheerleading inner strength, me. that injects so much adrenalin into worthy Jumping was to start at. 1 p.m. In order events such as this. It wouldn't have had to jump, participants had to have $25.00 nearly as much energy without them. or more in pledges. For those with $75 or Underneath all the hoopla and giddi­ more, there was a chance to dive for more ness was some real meaning. Most of the than $6000 in gems. The jumper with the people jumping that I talked to had a best costume would receive one month's personal stake in the fight against worth of Rent-a Wreck. Leukemia; someone they had been close Figuring I'd have a more authentic to died of it. story if I went with the flow and became Raising a little money for the cause was one with the scene, I decided to wear their way of doing something about it. something ridiculous. This type of beha­ Once I realized the true meaning of the vior is a little-known reporter trick used to event I needed no further explanations. build immediate rapport with the people Why ruin a good thing once you've found in a given situation. shotgun. went crazy. Hotel guests in the tiered it? I didn't have time to change when I got For all his troubles, he gave me ticket balconies above the floor yelled for more. After all, a person can watch only so down there so I put on my love beads, for an improperly affixed license plate. In The Channel 12 portable camera buzzed many people roll around in Jello-0 before football helmet, purple velour shorts and other words, it was cock-eyed. I was sent right next to the Jell-0 tub. it loses its magic. And my temples were half-baked, two-tone zippered boots. With on my way; the streets of Milwau­ "Come on, nerd," yelled a woman with still pounding. I could have "experienced my temples, pounding, I mounted my kee were safe once again. a Bloody Mary at the bar. "He's so cute," the Jello-O" after all the participants jumped, but it wouldn't have had any significance by then. Aliens at UWM Driving home, I felt my string of by Mark Seghers Collegiate Crossword love beads flying around my neck and thought it's strange what 1 2 3 4" H5 678 MS 10 11 12 13 people will do in the name of a good cause. 14 His lie 17 18 Il9 •KO mm •22 H23 42 Hit the God of love 24 ™26 B27 28 29 30 43 44 "Darn it" 31 »P B33 45 remark 50 Shinbone 34 •35 rf° Tneft£ SEEIMS TO ^e «* WP_>A»IN_. 51 Having no more IT THt l_*«A •** EuecnoN FOR A »0fi.W L&A0&R OF TH£ ' ij j6|v\EGOt>y P_OPlE... IT s*»5 H£Afc TH»T,Or) A «e_r_»r 37 M28 «9 space (3 wds.) V<_H*D (MM/AUD RfcAGAR POLL, REA4AN CorMmUNPED |^7, Of AN _,-ACTW? , H£ I* THE VOTE, M»n/0»i.£ HAD 13% 53 Distribute w e KHOWH K>«. HI* HUMOR Artt> 70 7c f" unoec

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