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Volume XL, Number 2 Monday, September 9, 1996 First Copy :Free Curriculum Proposal Broadens Undergrad Researc h

BY ALEXANDRA CRUZ Werblud came up with the had the opportunity to learn is truly multidisciplinary and research. Statesman Editor plan after participating in these fundamentals at some that's the way it should be. "Stony Brook has A proposal submitted to clinical research at the point earlier in our "It is valuable to a student everything in place to found University President Shirley University Hospital's undergraduate experience, we who wants to pursue a career and foster such a curriculum," S~trum Kenny earlier this Emergency Medicine unit. would be able to participate in in research. .. or they may use Werblud said. Last month, summer, if approved will There, a Dr. Judd Hollander, serious undergraduate it to understand research Werblud received a letter from allow students to not only who was in charge of the research." better," said Werblud. "They Deputy Provost Robert receive a bachelor's degree in can graduate not only McGrath that read "Your their chosen major, but would with degrees in their proposal is and interesting one allow them to also receive a preferred field but they and merits further bachelor's degree backed by a will be prepared to do consideration. I have, research endorsement. scholarly work their therefore, forwarded it to the The proposal submitted first year in grad school dean of the College of Arts & by Marc Werblud, president of because they have Sciences for their attention the Golden Key National already done it." and that of the Curriculum Honor Society, is an outline of The curriculum committee." Werblud is a curriculum entitled would cover such topics still waiting on their "Fundamentals of Research." research, would give monthly For example, said as data collection and decision. Werblud devised the lectures to students in the Werblud "an undergraduate management, data analysis Originally, Werblud was curriculum and according to program to familiarize them can graduate with a bachelor's and basic statistics, writing an going to offer these classes as the proposal would "introduce with basic terms in research. in biologic research along abstract and research ethics 'mini-classes' through the and familiarize undergraduate "The doctor that started with a regular diploma[in and scientific misconduct. Golden Key Honor Society, students with the essential the program was supportive biology]. However, Werblud Students would be selectively but said he was encouraged by components of scholarly and informative," said said that the curriculum can paired with a mentor who faculty and advisors to submit investigation." Werblud. "I thought if I had be used toward any major. "It would aid them with their it as an official proposal. "We're going to begin a petition campaign. . . to request that the school at least Students React to Advantage Plan initiate a pilot program," Werblud said. "I think it's something that can elevate price, so it's the same thing." this school to a distinct level." "I really don't see any HIe said that he is not aware price differences so far," says of any other university that Mark McGery, a junior. offers such a program. "I McGery ordered a meal that think Stony Brook has a amounted to $10 - only $4 unique opportunity that lower than the overall retail another institution sooner or value. "If you're going to later will pick up." take that much money from Not only will it benefit me, what's the difference if the University, but it will also I'm paying more for less? I benefit students after they think last year's[meal plan] was better. See RESEARCH, Page 3 Marie-Paule Jacob, a junior says, "The advantage meal plan seems to be good, but in terms of us getting INDEX something from the deli, there's not much of a price N E WS ...... 1-5 difference from the regular EDITORIAL ...... 6-7 price and the advantage FEATURES...... 8-11 price." Jacob points out that SPORTS ...... 12-161... the retail value of an Entenmann's cake is $3.69, Students waiting on line at one of this year's new additons to the campus menu, compared to the $3.29 Taco Bell advantage price. CAMPUS CALENDAR -Page 5 ENEIL RYAN DE LA PENA satisfied with it. difference between using the Among other complaints Statesman Staff Many students pointed new meal plan and using cash. made by students was that TATTOOS Does the new "advantage out that there is hardly any "If you eat three meals a day, they could not use the meal -Page 8 meal plan" stay true to its difference between the retail it's an extra dollar a day with plan to purchase food off- REACHING D-I name? Many students prices and advantage prices. the regular meal plan ... I like campus. -Page 14 enrolled in the meal plan have Daniel Greenbaum, a it the way it was last year." "You can't get anything their own opinions about the sophomore, said, "I don't like Serena Cabrera, also a from off-campus because it's VOLLEYBALL PREVIEW new system. Feelings were the new meal plan. I prefer sophomore, said, "I don't like not part of the advantage meal -Back Page it because it's the same thing. plan," said Asif Sattar, a mixed. Some were strongly the old meal plan because I SOCCER PREVIEW against it and prefer the think they cheat you out more The prices are the same. All junior: "They're just ripping -Back Page previous meal plan system of your own money than last they did was increase our fees us off here at some point. If over this one. However, year." Greenbaum said that and decrease the value of the See PLAN, Page 3 others were also fairly there is practically no meals. But it's still the same _- -~ -"-A=~ ------~ i _ Y _ _ _ I ______q ______· _I · I_ _ 2 - 1Z~II~Y~Y IIX _Y~Y-YWI 1 -FI Studnt Polait Association To create a diverse & powerful I umbrella organizationwhich advocates for& empowers students by championing students' rights academically, socially & culturally. RemenabLer, thiis is YOUR studenil govrernment! j

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By now, most of the student body has paid should already be accounted for. Plausible grounds fee in order to keep the their tuition. Alongside the alarming rise in but not perfect arguments are made for the surroundings neat- no one wants to live the cost of tuition for the entire SUNY system Health fee and Students Activities fee. The in squalor. A plumbing fee is desireable these past few years is the incremental college, athletic, transportation and on the notion that it isn't comfortable in increase of fees specific to Stony Brook. For technology fees are exactly the sort of thing leaky buildings or on backed up toilets. a full-time student tuition is $1,700.00. In "tuition" should cover. Furthermore, for a separate security fee, addition to this, every student has to pay We can extrapolate: there must be a everyone wants to be safe, a library fee $239.25 worth of fees. It seems because books are a must, like freverr upnr thrP-ao- fast» crti- LL.I,% %_ . ,I *yvCI L11CaCW 1C;Csk O 6,Ct etc. Perhaps a separate steeper and every year a new one administration fee for the is born. Every time the tuition proper managing of all this is raised, hell is also. The money. Acronym Armada will fervently - The question to ask is, print up petitions and organize what exactly does tuition protest. But if some bureaucrat buy these days? contrives to get your money by Classrooms, T.A's. and the way of calling a tuition hike a responsibility to buy fee, well, there is no reason to hundreds of dollars worth get too excited is there? It is, of textbooks? The honesty only just a fee. The masses are of these fees and of the not roused by new or increasing administration that fees. Why this is so isn't clear. implements them is what is The semantic difference is in question. These fees obvious but the result is equal. amount to nothing more More money goes into the than raises in tuition and Bursar and away from you. it should ' make no These $239.25 worth of fees difference to the students are sold to the student body by of this university whether keeping them separate from or not that raise in tuition tuition and somehow is implemented from on disassociating the services high in Albany or locally *rr*.n«^ ^A -fat urn c A Iasc rN_ _CM. - prUVlCU luor E sala ICee UIrom WIliL appended by Kenny and Co. Seawolves Season In Full Swing This Saturdc

Seawolves Football. For the past two Pace University.- Everyone should roaring support. Pace, Montclair seasons the Seawolves have attend and show support for our team. State, Sacred Heart, Albany, C.W. accomplished personal bests with a 7- They bear the colors and the banner of Post, Wagner provide the campus 4 record in 1994 and a 7-3 record in our place. If there ever is a time to be with the opportunity to show some 1995. This year a new candidate for blindly one-sided and prejudiced it is heart. The season ending game starting quarterback should make now. The team and coaches work very against St. John's promises to be the things even more interesting. The team hard to represent the University and the big one which will show whether our boasts two pre-season All-Americans. community should support them with team has really arrived. We wish Defensive lineman John Sobera and a little school spirit. Fall is the season them luck against Pace this Saturday u Glen Saeuz at wide receiver. The for college football. The eleven game and hope they only get stronger after a, Seawolves are in their second year in schedule will entertain the whole term that. Look for the crashing of - Division II and are for the first time through. But don't wait too long to get helmets, the cheer of the crowds and O competing independents. This on the bandwagon. Six home games the hopes of the school to be riding s Saturday at'one o'clock the Seawolves give The Seawolves the season long high this weekend with Stony Brook g will open up the season at home against home team advantage only if they get football. GO SEAWOLVES! _ I r0n _ Pbe *to, (UC -^s-^^^I ______A.SENIOR STAFF CONTRIBUTING V)t STAFF y--^£?i<-Aritf"~ fSTATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK AT) „..AI . oli Er Cod is ci . . Eneil Ryan de la Rl Almanzar NEWS Kristine Seit G .>E;4.. - g Ben Varghese 2R § El rge Al ;~~~~99'vAl I Gong 0w ^ ^ ~Ray Graham FE Taboo Hasan

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BY FRANCIS KIRK that homosexuality and bisexuality are a of discrimination to any group for any has sat in committee. We must speak With all the talk about family values, disease and not a "morally correct choice." reason. However, he goes on to say that out and let these officials know that we what exactly are family values? Do we Senators such as Ceasar "...There are many reasons not to include want to see democracy in action and live with the family values of the 50's, Trunzo and Kenneth LaValle are a scary 'sexual preference' as a new protected bring it (s.921 or whatever new number which may be the catalyst for the thought if a Senator is supposed to be one minority classification under the Nation's is assgned to it for next year) to the floor dysfunctional families of the 70's & 80's? of the highest educated people. Senator civil rights laws." for a vote already. Here in the tri-state Family values that exclude any individual Trunzo represents a district where Suffolk Can you say hypocrite? My question area-New Jersey, Connecticut, are corrupt by divine right. "...We hold County has a sexual discrimination law is how can any official feel this way? Have Massachusetts, New York City and these truths to be self-evident, that all (men) (Suffolk County Law #5), works for a state any of them actually sat down and read the Suffolk County (Nassau has it for the are created equal, that they are endowed that has an Executive Order prohibiting Declaration of Independence or the county jobs I hear) all have laws by their Creator with certain unalienable sexual orientation discrimination in hiring Constitution? We are all beings living on protecting against sexual orientation Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty of state employees, yet feels, personally, this world, and unfortunately because of discrimination. In New York State the and (the pursuit of Happiness)." Even that the discrimination doesn't exist and the human condition we need to add following counties and cities have laws though these words were written while that there should be no State Law "sexual pference" to current laws because in place: Albany, Alfred, Brighton, East individuals lived as slaves, our spiritual prohibiting it. Senator LaValle's assistant our entire country is based on equality for Hampton, Ithaca, Rochester, Syracuse, forefathers knew that these words were true felt that we didn't deserve rights because all its citizens. Tompkins County and Troy. It is time and the tide would turn. we were child molesters. Both offices felt Being exposed to all of this, and to make the law state wide. I have to say to the Religious Right that if we add sexual orientation to the discovering how ignorant some of our You may be asking now, "O.K. I'm that "all (men)" includes homosexual men current discrimination law we would political officials are, has inspired me to off my duff, now what do I do?" It is time and women, that bisexuals and asexuals are bypass the legislature on issues such as educate the uninformed. A group of us we drop our personal political agendas and all created equal and are endowed with marriage and adopting kids. We actually are working with Empire State Pride vote for those who are the well educated unalienable rights. To discriminate in any believe that we deserve this. It is reassuring Agenda for a letter writing campaign for officials. It is time we get the people into way is wrong. when we do have people in office like Long Island, possibly all of New York office who live and think in the 90's and Being fired from an Ice Cream Parlor/ Assemblywoman Debra Mazzerelli of the State, in early '97. It is important for are willing to grow, not those who live in Restaurant mid-island just over the county 3rd district who has voted and feels that all of us (including heterosexuals who the 40's or 50's. We are, after all, heading line, sparked me into action. Here I sexual orientation should be a protected feel we-do deserve basic human rights) into the 21st Century (the Age of Aquarius). was, being fired for being a gay man, and class. to let our officials know. For the last Do we really want close-minded, since the business was in Nassau County, On the Federal level (which one would eight years our State Senators have prejudiced people making our laws for the I could do nothing. I participated in Lobby believe to be even more educated than the "committeed" the sexual orientation future? We all have the power of the vote, Day '96 and left there with the knowledge state officials) we have Congressman discrimination bill, while the Assembly so make sure you get the Empire State of who was an intelligent individual, and Michael Forbes of the 1st District New has voted for it. Through Senator Pride Agenda's voter guide. Most who had the closed minded 50's mind set York. He states that he is against any type Marino and now Senator Bruno this bill important, go out and vote!!!

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When patients with tattoos brought in by ambulance. The occurs, scab formation, scarring woman with a tattoo across her laser or a combination thereof. visit the Women's Clinic at the woman was very tall, very and loss of color will result. No chest that developed All procedures may have Student Health Service, I blond and visibly "bearing anesthetic is used as this would granulomas, which are large unwanted side effects such as always ask what prompted them down" -with each labor distort the area to be tattooed. clumps of scar tissue. Localized scarring and pain. Procedures to get tattooed. Most of the time contraction. When I removed The condition of the skin tissue trauma can occur if an are very costly (with prices as the reply is, "I've always the blanket to assess the immediately after the tattoo is individual with a tattoo high as $300.00 a square inch) wanted one." situation, not only did I see the applied is similar to a 1 st or 2nd containing iron oxide has a and are usually exempt from When asked if they degree burn. Utmost Magnetic Resonance Imaging health insurance coverage. would do it over again, after-care must be (MRI) test done. Some procedures given the chance, the taken to prevent Since the tattooing may need to be repeated as majority of women secondary infection procedure involves multiple they may fail or may be only answer in the a n d to 7I_ ~ preserve the penetrations into the skin, partially successful. Be aware affirmative. I recall one ^^|E3ESB _^ B essence of the tattoo. potential health risks include that some studies reveal an exception: a young Follow the the transmissions of many overall incidence of regret of 31 woman whose instructions given to infections, including percent related to tattoos. This boyfriend had literally burned baby's head bulging at the birth you by the artist. Additionally, tuberculosis, Hepatitis B and C, regret rises with aging. the first letter of his name onto canal, I also saw the tattoo of a use common sense: toxic shock syndrome, syphilis, Tattooing is a personal her breast. Upon inquiry, this large serpent. Near the birth * Do not pick at the tattoo. HIV and others. This is why choice that must be a thoughtful woman said that she did not canal was the serpent's head in * Do not let it dry out or going to a professional who and well-planned endeavor. If return the favor and there were brilliant shades of green, expose it to any form of sunlight understands and follows you plan to get a tattoo or have no alcohol involved. turquoise, yellow and black. for two weeks.- universal precautions used in a new tattoo and have any The current literature The body of the serpent *Swimming, tub bathing clinical settings is important. questions regarding its suggests that just under 50 continued down her thigh, with and use of a sauna or steam bath The consumer should be aftercare, please stop by the percent of all tattooing is done its tail ending at her knee. is prohibited for two weeks or aware that currently anyone can Student Health Service for an on women. Numerically, Tattooing has clearly come until peeling has stopped. buy the equipment and start up informational flyer. O approximately 50,000- 100,000 full circle. It was once portrayed Do not consume any a tattooing business. Also, a women are tattooed yearly. as a risque behavior indulged in alcohol prior to getting the tattoo should be considered Marie Oquendo-Milleris a Women from all socio- by individuals of questionable tattoo as alcohol dilates the permanent since its removal nurse practitionerat the Student economic backgrounds are background. Today, women, superficial blood vessels which may involve surgery, Health Service increasingly using tattoos to including middle class and can contribute to bleeding. dermabrasion (skin sanding), embellish their bodies as an professional women, seem to be expression LL I I of individuality, the largest group of those WHAT TO LOOK FOR - I --- dl freedom and independence. seeking tattooing. Additionally, i The word "tattoo" tattoos are now used in When shopping for a tattoo, originates from the Samoan medicine - for example, to a potential buyer should look for "tatu" and the Tahitian "tatau." cover scars, to create permanent clean and smoke-free This Week's Historically, tattoos date back to eye liner and, in breast surroundings, similar to any the period of 4,000 to 2,000 reconstruction, to provide a environment that performs B.C. Vestiges of the first tattoo nipple for the reconstructed medically invasive procedures. COCA Film: was discovered on the breast. Needles should be sterile and ^ mummified skin of an Egyptian disposable. A counter-top § priestess. In her culture, tattoos THE TATTOO PROCEDURE autoclave should be in use for signified aristocracy, courage sterilizing the barrels that the o and beauty. In the late 1800s, The tattoo design is usually needles move through during MISSION: 3 the aristocratic women of chosen from figures on the the tattooing process. These 'Europe considered tattoos studio wall or "flash sheets." barrels should be scrubbed O stylish. It is said that Winston Once the design is selected, the inside before autoclaving to v Churchill's mother had a snake tattoo site is selected and remove adherent material. A c3 tattooed around her wrist. cleansed and a temporary tattoo artist should be well IMPOSSIBLE v 'Today, Hollywood sketch is placed over the groomed and welcome 'C celebrities such as Cher and selected site. Next, a thin film questions regarding sterilization ° Melanie Griffith have brought of petroleum jelly is applied practices and even a tour of the STARRING TOM CRUISE & ' tattoos into the limelight. It is over the site to decrease oozing shop. You should receive also rumored that more serious of blood. Needles are then written instructions regarding A CAMEO BY THE MIGHTY f celebrities such as Pearl Bailey dipped into single-use capsules aftercare of the tattoo and these H and Caroline Kennedy have of colored inks called pigments. instructions should be explained DUCKS' EMILIO ESTEVEZ! @ also had tattoos. (Although The skin surface is pierced to you, if necessary. ^ Kennedy supposedly had hers many times by one needle or a Currently, the Food and Friday & Saturday at 9:30 pm & midnight ( removed.) group of needles to introduce Drug Administration has not o - I will never forget the first the pigments to a depth of 1-2 established safety guidelines for Sunday at 7 pm & 9:30 pm w time I saw a tattoo on a woman. millimeters. If an electric the use pigments used in fA I was about 19 years old, needle is used, the pigment tattooing. Occasionally, a severe Student Union Auditorium working in the labor and enters the skin at the rate of up allergic reaction or delivery room of a hospital in to 3,000 times a minute. photosensitivity to a pigment $1 on campus, $2 off campus i the heart of Manhattan. A If the pigment is inserted can occur. At the Student I . woman in full labor had been too deeply or if over-puncturing Health Service, we saw a young To s I I IIIII ------

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m DIve a And h HIT MAN KEEPINGTHED- DREAMALIVE By Mike Chamoff & Dave Chow For some time now, Stony brook's available for Division II programs as well you are in Division I the amount of dollars Athletic department has been actively Laskowski said. "Thank god, Rick Cole as Division I. recieved from corporate and individual involved in trying to move all of it's athletic (athletic staff assistant) with the help of Laskowski has said that he would gifts will increase, due to the recognition Greg Economou programs to Division I by the end of the (staff associate) have done really like the money to come from of the university. In other words, you have a greatjob century. Much of the campus is in in getting all our sponsors [and corporate and individual gifts. However, to be in it to win it. subsequently anticipation because this will give them financial help]." the money raised from athletics fees to the The Athletic Department's budget is This brain something more to be proud of. The truth clout by Laskowski, is university, is less than other SUNY made up of the following; sponsorship definitely is, although some find it difficult to accept, going- to be the turning point in University Centers such as Buffalo ($100), money, outside contributions, student our schools' we live in a very athletics-oriented society. road to repair, a road that could Binghamton ($90), and Albany ($83). Any athletic fees and state aid. With the budget take a very For most students coming out of high long time. The benefits kind of increase is up to the discretion of cuts that Governer George Pataki has killed involved in school, their college choices primarily a Division I program would be University President Shirley Strum Kenny. us with recently, some of the money raised the following: revolve around two factors. Number one, It looks like Buffalo is going to increase from sponsorship dollars has been used to the educational quality is weighted heavily, More funds made available to finally their fee to $200 per semester, and the other pay expenses such as employees' salaries. build that and second, it's prowess as an athletic new stadium we've been waiting universities, USB included, will decide However, Laskowski has stuck to his guns for (our current competitor. For example, a student may field is not even up to par what to do based on the discretions of their in keeping money that has been specifically for high school play). also want to apply to a big time Division I The new stadium will respective University presidents. set aside for scholorships and not using it be small but enough school like Kentucky because they won the to meet the standards It's virtually impossible to go to elsewhere. "Using money that is supposed of a competitive NCAA tournament last April. university athletic program. Division I just on contributions alone. We to be for scholarship money [and therefore A date is still Anyway, you want to look at the picture, not specified for the start of need to raise money in other ways. Once violating our goal] would be unethical." the project, but Laskowski our college choices do in fact play up to - 1_ -- I has said that these two aspects. construction plans will begin as soon as a site is approved. USB is known already as an excellent Stony Brook's The sponsors, education and research center around the and subsequently the money that USB athletics United States. But what about athletics? will attract will most likely upgrade Frankly, most people don't give USB's Athletic Budget from Port Jefferson Ferry to Chase Manhattan athletics the time of day when it comes Bank or Budweiser. The same kind of down to making college decisions. Just sponsors that a school like Hofstra attracts. think of the feeling you would get when Mandatory Marketing for the team will you tell someone that your alma mater was Corporate expand athletic from the University Bookstore to vendors Stony Brook, and the person you're talking fee sponorship such as Herman's or Sports Authority. to starts to ramble on about how great their money As the late Mel Alien would health sciences programs are say, "How 'bout and how they that!" just saw USB basketball whip Villanova's So as you can see, the plans for funding butts on television last night. Wouldn't it the Division I dream is not as burdensome be great to walk into Modell's Sporting Private on the students' pocket as you would be as Goods in Roosevelt Field Mall and see contributions quick to think. A move to division I will aparrel on sale? NY State a and gifts mean higher integrity for the university, Dean of Athletics Richard Laskowski more prestige for alumni, and extra cash in USB's would like to see money being awarded in pocket to be used for beneficial purposes the near future. This money would be made - - -- L ___ outside the athletic division. E

Senior Jodi Yerys anticipate ball movements and squelch coming to Stony Brook. "If I could go has always played a threats before they become dangerous is a back, I would do it all the same. I love good game at treat to observe. Against weaker forwards playing for Stony Brook." goalkeep-so now that (particularly this season), Yerys has come Yerys is a constant source of she's taken her game to way, way out from the net to jump on inspiration and energy. Head coach Susan a new level this early potential attacks. Part of her new found Ryan raved about the part she played in a season, she is all the aggressiveness probably stems from the pre-season field trip. The 'Wolves looking more amazing to fact she is one of only five upper classman to build "team spirit" dropped in on Project watch. Often she is the on the team. She knows she has to take Adventures in Massachussetts, a camp that one true lasting charge, if only to set an example to the specializes in activities that get groups of impression Stony younger players. people to learn trust in one another. Brook leaves on the ."I don't consider myself more of a Through one faze of the of day's other team, the one leader on this team" she insists. "My programs the team encountered an obstacle player who never fails defense knows what they're doing so I course. Of three rather imposing thing-of- to make her opponents don't have to be a leader. These kids are a-jigs, Yerys chose the most difficult. Yerys shake their heads and really great and know how to work describes it as, "This thing jungle gym marvel at the level of together. I love my defense." thing...." More exactly the thing consisted her tenacity. Yerys transferred to USB from of two trees, with various objects Shot after shot she Binghamton University after her freshman suspended between them, ascending to a deflects and nabs with year, deciding the school wasn't right for pinnacle where one must ascend. Yerys cat like mobility. She her. Perhaps the Greek happy commune and her partner, an assistant coach, also gets pretty high on a mountain-top was too tame for the scratched and climbed their way to the top, for air borne shots, bubbly kid from Massapequa Park. So utilizing bizarre body positions and an somewhat surprising Stony Brook lucked out in a major way, untold amount of cooperation and trust. Senior goal keeper Jodi Yerys, for her stocky build. stealing one of the SUNY Flagship's best For that performance she is the Athlete of Also, Yerys's ability to gems. Yerys doesn't regret for a moment the Week. THE STONY BROOK SAdoUE 15 nr 0»s~if:a ss oiN

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Freshmen Lead The Starters - -I'- "Fresh" Start MI- Seawolves women's soccer is be timid in pulling the trigger. The Pw looking to rebound fromrthe '95 season peculiar position switches is made in which they finished 5-11-2. Fresh possible by the overall speed of the team. risa Elizabeth_ I faces and a new offensive minded attack Ryan believes hns Friedler this may possibly the 1 21 D 9 hope to turn around the 'Wolves fastest team in the program's history. -- fortunes. Eight freshmen join the team "I'm very , excited by the g.dm including four who will starting possibilities of this team," said the __ regularly. The team will be led by a coach. "The team has really gelled." tiumvarad of experience in seniors Jodi Even though the team has a nda Kristi Nqelissa Yerys, Kristi Detor and Jodi Klein. As dispraportionate number , of rillo Detor Eigen the returning goal keeper, Yerys will underclassmen (12) to upperclassmen 2 -D 20 D 17 anchor the defense, Detor will roam the (5) the coach explained, "I don't think midfield as the stopper. Klein will experience will be too much of a utilize her experience as the lead attacker problem for this team. Most of these and be at the focul point of the offense n Monique kids have-been playing a soccer for a ns Donahue for the first time in her USB career. very long time, so it is more a matter of 2 M/D 3 Susan Ryan is once again at the getting to know your teammates. There - -L - -- ' ---e- -------- - helm, and the wily 13 year head has been a tremendous amount of growth coaching veteran has reoriented the since we started training a few weeks 1996 Roster teams' play to accomadate the talent. ago." 2 Allison Behrens junior midfielder 16 Jodi Klein junior forward Ryan has flip-flopped the midfielders 0-3 Start 6 Jane Cargill senior defenseman 21 LarisaMahns freshman forward and the.forwards in an attempt to 7 Leah Canton freshman forward 11 MahaOsman sophomore defenseman concentrate the experience of the team The 'Wolves are still trying to nail 20 Kristi'Detor senior defenseman 00 Jamie Owen sophomore GK farther downfield. Klein will be flanked down that elusive first win. Stony brook 3 Monique Donahue freshman defenseman 12 Amanda Piccirillo sophomore midfielder by two sophomore at forwards, Maha fell in a n away game 4-2 Saturday, 10 Audra Dutkowsky freshman forward O Erin Schitzenbaumer freshman GK Osman and Erica Keller. The offense against Siena College. Erica Keller and 17 MelissaEigen freshman defenseman 23 KerriScroope freshman forward was a problem last year and so Ryan is Amanda Piccirillo scored for USB. 9 Elizabeth Friedler fresh.man defenseman 1 Jodi Yerys senior GK hoping Klein and the second years won't Yerys was steady as usual with 14 saves. 14 Erica Keller sophomore forward

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The women's volleyball team had The 'Wolves will shift their plan a scintillating year in Division II, in of attack and concentrate on services 20 Elka Samuels 11 Heather Bur 1995. They muscled their way with and to scoring more points on serve. Defense 'A,.& awesome hitting to a 33-9 finish. Just The team features a few players another season at the office for Stony who can provide special "services". 1 Barbra Olsen Brook's most consistently dominating Senior Barbara Olsen and sophomore team. Although Stony Brook Ann Curtis can deliver the knuckler 8 Whitney Rock 15 Jessica Serrano struggled a bit within it's own while Melissa Wray and freshman 13 Anrn Curtis conference, The New England Jessica Serrano can provide the jump Collegiate Conference, they beat serve. practically everyone else. Now that The key players this season will '96 has rolled around, some chinks be, the returning setter Sarah Boeckel may finally be showing in the armor. (1348 assists, 333 digs) and the 4 Sarah Boeckel Some key players have moved on; freshman Serrano. A graduate of 19 MelissaWra3 Christy Innes, Jolie Ward-.but the Longwood High School, she could be I ------most notable player has to be Maura the answer to the void Gormley left Gormley. In her senior year Gormley behind. averaged 4.25 kills per game, 586 total The NECC powers are still in 1996 Roster kills, 70 aces, 399 digs and 44 assists. place. New Haven is gunning to be in Her outside hitting complement in the top spot once again. The 'Wolves Ward combined with her to form a can't be counted out (not as long as 1 Barbra Olsen senior S/D 13 Ann Curtis sophomore OH devastating one two punch which kept head coach Teri Tiso is in the mix), 2 Mary Schelp sophomore S/OH 15 Jessica Serrano freshman OH the 'Wolves in the game against and can realistically compete for the 3 Cheryl Felegy junior D/S 16 Carrie Doyle sophomore MH established Division II powers. second and third place. With a strong 4 Sarah Boeckel sophomore S 19 MelissaWray senior MH/RS Now with Gormley and Ward gone season in one of the nation's top 8 Whitlney Rock sophomore OH/D 20 ElkaSamuels sophomore MH/RS the 'Wolves center of balance has been conferences can, Stony Brook can 11 Heather Bure freshman MH/RS thrown off. hope for an NCAA playoff spot.