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New donors must bring photo ID, proof of address and Social Security number. Redeem at your nearest donation center for details. Center staff scan to enter payment comment. CSLPlasma.com IGJANI=:7:HI MARK’S BEST4LESS & UPHOLSTERY [email protected] Licensed & Bonded MARCH 10-16, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] paid for his pack of cigarettes. Battista was booked into the Doña Ana County Detention ODDS Center and was released on bond. D Dateline: South Carolina N ENDS A sheriff’s deputy responded after a 2-year-old called 911 with an emergency—she needed A help putting on her pants. The Greenville WEIRD NEWS County Sheriff’s office says Deputy Martha Dateline: Canada Lohnes was dispatched on Wednesday, March A much-loved Canadian biker evidently 2, to investigate a 911 call that “sounded like a doesn’t want to go out to sea. A bottle baby had accidentally dialed the emergency containing the ashes of Hugh Robert Nisbet, number.” In a post on the department’s known as “Biker Bob,” washed up on the shore Facebook page, Lohnes wrote, “I show up and of Clayoquot Island earlier this month, she comes to the door with her pants half on, marking its third landfall. “I was coming down saying she can’t get them on. So I sit down on the beach on the ATV ... noticed a bottle with the stairs and help her put pants on. And then a message in it, picked it up and realized it was she proceeds to ask me to pick her up and hug Biker Bob,” Dave Watson told the CBC. “I her.....and that would be the best part of my heard the story of him and just put two and shift today.” Deputy Lohnes praised the two together. I thought it was pretty neat.” toddler, named Aaliyah, for knowing how to Nisbet’s widow, Maudine Previl, tried to honor call 911. Pebbles Ryan, the girl’s mother, said her husband, who died in a motorcycle she was surprised to learn of the incident from accident at age 71, by sending his ashes out to her father, who was home watching Aaliyah sea in November 2015 near Nanaimo, British while Ryan was at work. “I came home to ‘Oh, Columbia. That attempt ran into trouble as the police helped your daughter put pants on.’ Nisbet’s dog repeatedly brought the bottle I was like, ‘Oh! OK?’ Then she wouldn’t let back to shore. A few days later, 29-year-old the police leave because she wanted hugs,” Justin Bevis found the bottle washed up near Ryan told local reporters. Victoria, some 68 miles south. Inside was a note reading “If you find me turn me loose.” Dateline: Ohio Bevis shared a beer with the ashes before In this week’s least shocking news, an Ohio consigning them to the ocean again. In late man who ate his roommate’s brain has been (Y[PZ[Z *YHM[ZTLU ,U[LY[HPUTLU[ Food & Fun! February, Caleb Harding and his girlfriend denied parole for a sixth time. David Allen FOR MORE INFO & DISCOUNTS VISIT RIOGRANDEFESTIVALS.COM Bethany James discovered the ash-filled bottle Chapin, 60, was deemed “unsuitable for on China Beach, on the west coast of release” by the Ohio Parole Board earlier this Vancouver Island, and posted about the find month. Chapin shot his roommate Donald on Facebook. Watson, the most recent Liming in the eye in their apartment in recipient of Biker Bob’s remains, has pledged Milford, Ohio, during an argument over to take the bottle out for a ride on his Harley religion on Oct. 3, 1978. Chapin was Baptist Davidson before sending him back to the while Liming claimed to be a Catholic, a ocean. “We’ll take him a mile offshore so he’ll Buddhist and a pagan. At the time of the be good and free then,” Watson said. “Maybe shooting both men were 23 and longtime next time he’s found in Alaska.” friends. During the subsequent murder trial, Chapin pleaded not guilty by reason of Dateline: New Mexico insanity. He told a court-ordered psychiatrist Police in Las Cruces have arrested a man that he ate part of Liming’s brain as part of a suspected of breaking into a convenience store “mutual agreement” between the roommates. in the early morning hours of Sunday, Feb. Chapin is currently serving a life sentence at 28—so he could buy some cigarettes. Ellis C. the Allen Correctional facility in Lima, Ohio. Battista, 24, reportedly went to purchase a He will be eligible again for parole in pack of cigarettes at Bradley’s convenience December 2018. a store at around 3:30am. The store normally Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird operates 24 hours a day, but the clerk was not news to [email protected]. on duty at that time and the store was locked. Store surveillance cameras captured Battista pounding on the store’s front door several times. Battista then allegedly kicked the door’s lower glass panel, which broke. Battista entered the store and selected a pack of his favorite smokes.