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D Dateline: South Carolina N ENDS A sheriff’s deputy responded after a 2-year-old called 911 with an emergency—she needed A help putting on her pants. The Greenville WEIRD NEWS County Sheriff’s office says Deputy Martha Dateline: Canada Lohnes was dispatched on Wednesday, March A much-loved Canadian biker evidently 2, to investigate a 911 call that “sounded like a doesn’t want to go out to sea. A bottle baby had accidentally dialed the emergency containing the ashes of Hugh Robert Nisbet, number.” In a post on the department’s known as “Biker Bob,” washed up on the shore Facebook page, Lohnes wrote, “I show up and of Clayoquot Island earlier this month, she comes to the door with her pants half on, marking its third landfall. “I was coming down saying she can’t get them on. So I sit down on the beach on the ATV ... noticed a bottle with the stairs and help her put pants on. And then a message in it, picked it up and realized it was she proceeds to ask me to pick her up and hug Biker Bob,” Dave Watson told the CBC. “I her.....and that would be the best part of my heard the story of him and just put two and shift today.” Deputy Lohnes praised the two together. I thought it was pretty neat.” toddler, named Aaliyah, for knowing how to Nisbet’s widow, Maudine Previl, tried to honor call 911. Pebbles Ryan, the girl’s mother, said her husband, who died in a motorcycle she was surprised to learn of the incident from accident at age 71, by sending his ashes out to her father, who was home watching Aaliyah sea in November 2015 near Nanaimo, British while Ryan was at work. “I came home to ‘Oh, Columbia. That attempt ran into trouble as the police helped your daughter put pants on.’ Nisbet’s dog repeatedly brought the bottle I was like, ‘Oh! OK?’ Then she wouldn’t let back to shore. A few days later, 29-year-old the police leave because she wanted hugs,” Justin Bevis found the bottle washed up near Ryan told local reporters. Victoria, some 68 miles south. Inside was a note reading “If you find me turn me loose.” Dateline: Ohio Bevis shared a beer with the ashes before In this week’s least shocking news, an Ohio consigning them to the ocean again. In late man who ate his roommate’s brain has been  (Y[PZ[Z *YHM[ZTLU‹ ,U[LY[HPUTLU[‹ Food & Fun! February, Caleb Harding and his girlfriend denied parole for a sixth time. David Allen FOR MORE INFO & DISCOUNTS VISIT RIOGRANDEFESTIVALS.COM Bethany James discovered the ash-filled bottle Chapin, 60, was deemed “unsuitable for on China Beach, on the west coast of release” by the Ohio Parole Board earlier this Vancouver Island, and posted about the find month. Chapin shot his roommate Donald on Facebook. Watson, the most recent Liming in the eye in their apartment in recipient of Biker Bob’s remains, has pledged Milford, Ohio, during an argument over to take the bottle out for a ride on his Harley religion on Oct. 3, 1978. Chapin was Baptist Davidson before sending him back to the while Liming claimed to be a Catholic, a ocean. “We’ll take him a mile offshore so he’ll Buddhist and a pagan. At the time of the be good and free then,” Watson said. “Maybe shooting both men were 23 and longtime next time he’s found in Alaska.” friends. During the subsequent murder trial, Chapin pleaded not guilty by reason of Dateline: New Mexico insanity. He told a court-ordered psychiatrist Police in Las Cruces have arrested a man that he ate part of Liming’s brain as part of a suspected of breaking into a convenience store “mutual agreement” between the roommates. in the early morning hours of Sunday, Feb. Chapin is currently serving a life sentence at 28—so he could buy some cigarettes. Ellis C. the Allen Correctional facility in Lima, Ohio. Battista, 24, reportedly went to purchase a He will be eligible again for parole in pack of cigarettes at Bradley’s convenience December 2018. a store at around 3:30am. The store normally Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird operates 24 hours a day, but the clerk was not news to [email protected]. on duty at that time and the store was locked. Store surveillance cameras captured Battista pounding on the store’s front door several times. Battista then allegedly kicked the door’s lower glass panel, which broke. Battista entered the store and selected a pack of his favorite smokes. According to the Las Cruces Sun-News , he then “ensured that cameras captured images of him leaving $6 for the merchandise.” A witness called 911 to report the break-in, and police officers located Battista nearby. Damage to the store’s front door was estimated at $800. Battista, who is believed to have been intoxicated at the time, was charged with one count of breaking and entering—but not for theft, since he actually

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MARCH 10-16, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] NEWS CITY NEWS | COUNCIL WATCH BY AUGUST MARCH SFUAD Security Policies Questioned, Updated Trucks, Buses, Trash and Cops College security as well as individual students’ rights to self-protection, defense and respect Council faces hot button issues became issues at Santa Fe University of Art and Design recently. SFUAD Director of Facilities and Security Peter Romero held meetings with BY CAROLYN CARLSON Little Bit Closer students dwelling on campus last month to discuss City Councilors passed a bill that allows changes in security protocols at the private lbuquerque City Councilors faced some food trucks to park a little closer to brick institution that serves nearly 800 students; touchy subjects at their March 7 regular and mortar restaurants. Currently food around 70 percent SFUAD students live on trucks have to maintain a 100-foot buffer campus. Ameeting. Trucks, buses and trash were Ostensibly, Romero held the meetings to on the table along with taking city all the time. The measure allows food engender and encourage mutual accountability administrators to task about the scathing trucks to move to within 75 feet when the among security staff and students, but one of the report issued by the US Department of restaurants are closed. Food trucks are big issues that manifested itself during the course popular and are often parked near the many of the dialogues involved the use of pepper spray Justice regarding the lack of progress being and consequently, Romero’s attitude to those on- made by the city’s police department in micro breweries in Nob Hill and campus who might possess or use the substance complying with the court mandated Downtown, especially on weekends when as a way to defend themselves. consent decree. the bars are hopping and many surrounding While the spray was banned for on-campus use restaurants are closed. If you are curious at the time of the meetings in February, Romero about what our local food trucks have to told students that a change of policy was in the Answer Up! works; enrollees at the Santa Fe campus were told Councilors grilled City Attorney Jessica offer, check them out on Wednesdays in the to keep—rather than turn in—pepper spray in their Hernandez and Police Chief Gorden Eden parking lot of Talin Market located at possession until the update in protocols was about the independent monitor’s report Central and Louisiana. announced. Further, the head of security at the school indicated he was speaking with a local that called out Hernandez directly for her vendor to offer SFUAD students a discount on the “delay, do little and deflect” tactics, and Brew On self-defense weapon. noted dealing with her was “a little rougher Councilors amended the Huning Highland Those demonstrations of concern didn’t stop than most.” Councilor Pat Davis, himself a Sector Development Plan to allow for Romero from speaking in what some students former police officer, asked Chief Eden micro breweries to set up shop. Councilor consider a disrespectful tone during the course of Our appologies to Chief Eden. Clearly the discussions. “who was in charge of fixing the police Hernandez is the one being called out, but Isaac Benton said residents in the area we couldn’t find any pictures of her. In the SFUAD online newspaper, The department.” Eden appropriately replied asked for the change so they can be part of Jackalope , Film major Ashley Crandall said she that he was accountable. The chit-chat got the growing micro beer and wine asked Romero during one of the campus meetings stern when Councilors on both sides of the million over the next 20 years, while development in the city. Albuquerque is why she couldn’t use the pepper spray she carries becoming nationally known for its number on her keychain. Romero responded speculatively political aisle demanded reassurance from reducing the city’s carbon footprint. The and allegedly said, “What if you decide to be a city legal beagles that the criticism in zone change will be back in front of the and quality of microbreweries. New Mexico bitch and pepper spray your boyfriend in the face?” Ginger’s report will be addressed. “I Council when the EPC has finished its is known for its long history of winemaking Other students interviewed for the article in the understand how serious this concern is,” review. as well. student-run online newspaper also indicated they Hernandez said. She said she was not aware had reservations about the level of respect shown by campus security when dealing with until the report came out that Ginger had a ART Smart? Random Quotes from the undergraduates attending the school. problem with her, and that she is willing to Two measures were introduced regarding Public Comments Portion The head of school security was later quoted in work to resolve the issues with Ginger. The the proposed ABQ Rapid Transit plan. of the Meeting: SFUAD’s student publication as having regretted mandated changes are part of a settlement the comment. Meanwhile officials at the university They were not discussed but are set to be “I am here to ask for transparency.” with the DOJ after the agency found that discussed at the March 21 meeting. say the pepper spray policy has now been revised. “ART is just another rip-off for the SFUAD Public Relations Manager Loren McDaniel the city’s police department had a pattern Councilors Ken Sanchez (D) and Don taxpayer.” told Weekly Alibi , “We take student concerns of violating people’s rights. Harris (R) joined together to propose a bill seriously and thoughtfully reviewed the pepper that will ask for the Council to approve “Albuquerque and Israel have much to spray policy during the past few weeks. The administration has decided to allow small Stinky Business accepting federal monies and starting the offer each other.” A request by the city for a zone change to containers of pepper spray (3 ounces or smaller) project. Councilors Brad Winter (R) and “We respectfully ask the City Council to on campus.” add a solid waste transfer station at the Sanchez introduced a measure to allow terminate the sister city relationship with So far there is no word on whether Romero will intersection of Edith and Comanche in the residents and businesses along the proposed Rehovot, Israel until Israel ceases their face disciplinary action for his alleged city’s mid-North Valley, will head back to transgression, although the website of the Center route to organize a transit advisory board. human rights violations.” for Online Reporting Accountability notes that the the Environmental Planning Commission Councilor Dan Lewis (R) had said he will author of the Jackalope article, Charlotte Renken for further review. City Councilors introduce a measure opposing the proposed “You can’t throw a newspaper into contends Romero has a “reputation on campus for unanimously, and without comment, ART route but it was not ready to be solitary confinement, not in this country.” not respecting students.” The same article also accepted the Land Use Hearing Officer’s introduced. Recent public meetings have reports that while the reaction to Romero’s words “I constantly collect wisdom every day in has been “incendiary” and a student group, recommendation that the city’s planning become unruly to the point of shouting, order to live it.” ColleXion, has been formed to deal with the commission take another look at the plan. interrupting and face-to-face confrontations “They are not killing Mexicans up in situation, Renken tempered her remarks by telling The transfer station will allow trucks to between Councilors, city administrators your neighborhood and they are not killing CORA, “... we can work to fix the problems on unload at that location and not have to go and residents. It seems no one at City Hall campus,” further stating that progress will happen out to the West Mesa landfill. Opponents Negroes in your neighborhood either.” a when administrators realize “this isn’t just a bunch wants to look at alternate routes such as of students complaining … this is more than young say adding a solid waste transfer station will Lomas for the transportation route that adult angst.” be noisy, dangerous, unhealthy for area could go from Old Town to the state fair Finally, the Interim President of SFUAD, Dr. residents and could possibly drop area grounds and malls, be welcomed by the Send your comments about the Maria Puzzierro also sought to ameliorate the property values. City officials say the new businesses along the route, not add City Council to [email protected]. current situation, telling Weekly Alibi, “The The next meeting transfer station is needed to handle the congestion into already cramped space, and safety and security of our students is a top Monday, March 21, 5pm large amount of solid waste city residents actually spur development rather than deter priority. We encourage open dialogue with our Council Chambers in the basement of City Hall students, faculty and staff on ways we can generate. The city says the addition of a development; the current proposal is View it on GOV TV 16 or at cabq.gov/govtv continue to ensure we share a safe and thriving mid-city transfer station would be indoors, obviously divisive despite bi-partisan campus community.” a have air filters and will save the city $75 Council support. [8] WEEKLY ALIBI MARCH 10-16, 2016 OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO Dear Gabacho: American television? The only thing Mexicans ever picked up from it was The Simpsons , which remains one of the most ear Mexican: What are Mexico’s popular gabacho shows in Mexico even though residency requirements and how do you Homer’s name is Homero and Bart goes by Dapply for their version of a green card? Bartolo. Other American shows are popular, Because if that racist fuck Trump gets but that’s not what drives Mexicans to come elected, I’m outta here. We’ve gone too far in over; it’s the jobs, estúpido . And given there the past 40 (20, if you’re from the South) to ain’t many right now, not as many Mexis are go back to the days of Jim Crow. Eight years crossing over. You want a better conspiracy? of Bush was bad enough. Go investigate whether —Not Gonna Thomas Alva Edison Put Up with that BS was really Tomás Álvaro—the answer Dear Gabacho: The detailed may surprise you! answer is in my book; the short answer is Mexico’s Dear Mexican: My probably going to end mom has long thought up building the border it cute and fun to wall to keep out quiz waiters in gabachos like you who Mexican restaurants didn’t do enough to on how to say things defeat the Drumpf. in Spanish. When I was a girl growing up Dear Mexican: Do you in an incredibly non- think that maybe diverse area (Oregon), television is part of the she said it would help reason for this mass me learn Spanish and that migration of people from I should take advantage of Mexico and elsewhere to the these rare opportunities to talk United States. For example, the show with native Spanish speakers. But you probably know, “The O.C.”—and what I’ve always felt it was a little rude, and is it we see on “The O.C.”? We see bikini- maybe even condescending, to impose upon clad babes and buff lifeguards that live on the service people in this way. Is it? beach in nice houses with green lawns. They have exercise machines that look like UFOs —Medford Maiden and fancy sports cars. They have lots of food, good booze, lots of sex—and most Dear Gabacha: Todo tiene its time and place important of all, lots of money. On TV, we when it comes to learning Spanish. Getting it advertise the US 24/7. We have rock and on with a Mexican? He’ll teach you the roll, gangsta rap, reggeaton and WWE. We language of love. Protesting Donald Trump? got those brave detectives from NYPD You’ll learn so many ways of saying chinga tu keeping order in the streets, and the NYFD, madre that you’ll be able to walk the streets of who will show up at your door in 15 minutes Tepito with ease. But while a Mexican is or less after you dial 911. We got Russell working and serving you? Proceed with Crowe, Sharon Stone, Madonna, U2, Sly Stallone, Daddy Yankee, Snoop Dogg, respect. If business is slow, quiz away; if they’re George Lopez, Cheech and Chong, Larry the occupied, leave them be. Otherwise, they’ll Cable Guy, J-Lo and all our ambassadors and tell their fellow meseros in the back of the politicians smiling in the camera saying, kitchen about the loud gabacha and spit in “Come on over and play with us. Come on your chips—as they should. a over and get some of this! Come on over to Fantasylandia with your host, Barack Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. Obama.” Hey, it’s only just across the Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter border. @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram —I Watch Too Much Glenn @gustavo_arellano! Beck

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While native traditions are respected in New Mexico (like, besides the Zia Tribe’s sun symbol being used without their permission on our state flag and people getting it tattooed on themselves without any real regard for the tribe) we could definitely appreciate and respect native women more. The Indian Pueblo Cultural Center is hosting Women as Creators and Keepers of Tradition on March 12 and 13 to celebrate Women’s History Month. Among many events there will be a traditional dance, a celebration of the late potter Lucy Lewis, a film screening, and that’s just on Saturday! This will be an fantastically fun and educational weekend at the center, and for the price of general museum entry (with $5 being the most expensive ticket), there’s no reason you should miss it. The center will be hosting events all month long related to Women’s History Month so be sure to check out their website (www.indianpueblo.org) for more VIA INDIAN PUEBLO CC FACEBOOK information. (Megan Reneau) a

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[12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MARCH 10-16, 2016 ARTS | geT LiT The Merits of Loneliness In After the Parade Lori Ostlund imbues life with poetry

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hen I completed After the Parade , I had a notion of who I would meet when I rode Wmy bike to Zendo to interview its author. If first impressions speak at all, I was right. Lori Ostlund was insightful and inquisitive—her expressions were serious, her words kind. “Many of my students think of writing as an opportunity to exact a little revenge … [but] the writing process should transform that. When you sit down to write you have to consider why that character does the things they do. I’ve realized how important and overlooked kindness is,” Ostlund said at one point in our conversation when I asked her if it was exhausting to write her overwhelmingly lonely cast of characters with such empathy. After the Parade is populated with outsiders. And they never triumph, at least not explicitly. There’s Bernice, whose size prohibits her from achieving her full intellectual potential, Clarence, a dwarf with so-called “tusks” who is sequestered away in a rural farmhouse, an alcoholic fishermen, a detective with a poorly attended funeral and there’s Aaron Englund, our main character. At the beginning of the novel, Aaron is leaving Albuquerque and with it, his partner of more than 20 years. “Aaron always lived with people who assert a certain influence [over him],” Ostlund explained. “His father who was cruel, his mother who was unhappy—and any time you live with someone unhappy it controls both of your lives—and then he goes immediately to Walter [his partner].” She begs people crave the familiar even if it might be suddenly understanding all the jokes you the question, what would it be like to reach getting in their way? Of course, I was thinking didn’t get as a child. Language is of a high the age of 41 without knowing who you are, about myself. Leaving for me was pretty easy, I priority and it is apparent that each sentence is alone? was gay, and that helped push me on my way.” constructed with care. “I just like sentences,” “The book is about loneliness, but … there And so is Aaron. Almost out of obligation, Ostlund explained, “I write slowly. If I don’t are good ways to be lonely,” she continued. though, I asked Ostlund about the how’s and like the sentence, I don’t feel compelled to go Ostlund, who received a graduate degree from why’s of writing a male character—what on to the next one. Every sentence has been UNM but left Albuquerque in 2005 for San seemed to me a striking difference between the worked on hundreds of times.” Perhaps it is a Francisco, has returned as a visiting writer in two. She answered by describing trying to product of Ostlund’s love of poetry. More than the university’s MFA program. The trajectory write an essay about women who have written once, her characters recite the opening lines of of her life, in many ways, is reflected in After male characters. I began to wrack my mind for Richard Hugo’s “Degrees of Gray in the Parade . Like the book’s main character, a few titles and came up with only one. “Men Philipsburg,” (“You might come here Sunday Ostlund left a small, Midwestern town for do it all the time, but it is so rare for a woman on a whim./ Say your life broke down.”) They Albuquerque and later, moved even farther to write a male character … you can’t think of disparage Walt Whitman. “So much [of west, and like Aaron, she, too, was quiet. “I him first as male, you have to think of him writing this] was trying to remember how I felt was really shy as a kid, so people always told first as your character … if you write only the about things when I was young … the sense of me stories. I was a really good listener, I just experience that you know, that’s limiting.” Yet, wonder at seeing a set of twins, maybe … As didn’t know how to talk … What’s shaped me it’s clear that Ostlund knows her character an adult that feeling of wonder isn’t something as a person are the stories that people have intimately. She’s written thousands of pages you move through your day with. I can told me all my life. They changed who I was.” about him, only a small portion of which remember the moment I discovered poetry. I And like Aaron, Ostlund has found a voice. comprise the whole of After the Parade . remember those moments when I was a kid “I give [my] characters some of myself,” Ostlund has just as intimate a relationship and I realized [that] the world is big.” For Ostlund explained, “so I have that way in. with her prose. The words are strikingly deft Aaron, and perhaps for Ostlund, too, the well [Aaron] has my birthday.” Yet, it is apparent and the metaphors are clean. Aaron, an ESL crafted phrase, the beauty of a line or a that Aaron’s heart-wrenching attention to teacher, moves through tenses and hopeful sentence, is a doorway back to that feeling. For detail, his collection of stories, and portions of clauses just as the book cycles through the past readers too, After the Parade provides ample his history, are Ostlund’s too. “What makes and present with agility. The revelations here poetry and an avenue back to wonder. a people leave a small town and what makes are slow and require the perspective of age, other people stay?” she asked. “Why do some like watching a movie as an adult and

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Crispy chow mein Cashew mock pork with rice PHOTO BY ERIC WILLIAMS • ERICWPHOTO.COM π Walk 2016 My Pie Walk—a pre-Pi Day event that I’d planned in support of pi (or against it, or whatever—to be honest, I’m not really sure what Trekking to the Mountains Pi Day is all about, I’m terrible at math.) was falling apart. I hadn’t expected my partner to be An Hy Quan is a reason to dine in the Heights a vegan, but at the time it seemed like the smallest of humps. With undeserved confidence, I’d said, “Vegan pie? I’m sure we can find vegan mein and vegetarian pho, respectively. An Hy pie. It’s 2016.” But apparently no one in this city knows how to make vegan pie. BY MAGGIE GRIMASON Quan was particularly successful in creating a I chewed anxiously at my thumbnail while flavorful vegetarian pho broth with high notes Megan Reneau—the Alibi’s in-house gal-about- Put that in your article,” Dee said, leaning of anise, a quality Dee had been hunting for town—answered a threatening email I’d sent to across the small window table at An Hy for some time. her desk. Intimidation obviously works. She “Quan as she lauded the presence of peas It was my second visit to An Hy Quan that presented me with a short list of restaurants in confirmed my devotion, however. It was a ABQ that serve vegan pie. A very short list. That (“the peas really make it”) in the steamed list had one name. Yes, dear reader, even after buns that sat between us. An Hy Quan is Tuesday night, and a small group was leaving straining every journalistic muscle in my body, I housed in an easy-to-miss, unassuming as I walked in, leaving me the restaurant to was still only able to find one place (with two building on Juan Tabo, a street I don’t have myself. A child sat near the kitchen doing locations) in the entire metro area that could much occasion to travel unless I’m visiting homework; it was very quiet. I ordered a supply our crew with the proper fuel for our my dear friends, Dee and Alex. When we papaya salad to start. In my notes about this free-wheeling, sugar-powered pie orgy: dish, I simply wrote, “crazy good.” Comprised Annapurna’s Vegetarian World Cafė weren’t coming up with adjectives to describe (2201 Silver SE). our food (“piquant,” “pillowy,” “delicate”) we An Hy Quan of firm slivers of papaya in a light chili sauce, I thanked Ganesh, destroyer of obstacles, discussed the supposedly poor conditions at topped with fresh basil and crushed peanuts, and headed over. With clammy expectancy, we the neon work farm of trapper keeper artist 1405 Juan Tabo NE this is something that I would literally eat watched as four slices were laid out on the Lisa Frank in Arizona (as posited by Jezebel in (505) 332-8565 everyday. I at least got to eat it two days in a table. I first tried the sweet potato pie, which an article coolly titled “Inside the Rainbow Hours: Tuesday-Saturday 11am-9pm, Sunday row, because the servings at An Hy Quan are was rich and daintily spiced. The coconut pie 11am-8pm, closed Mondays sizable. Delivered with the salad was a plate of tasted great, but it felt like I was chewing on Gulag”) and rehashed some jokes that were carpet. By far, the winner of the afternoon was Vibe: Purple accents on everything made in poor taste while stranded at a gas fried potato starch chips with a bowl of chili the apple-cranberry pie. Tart and sweet, it was station. Visiting these two is enough of a Alibi recommends: papaya salad, clay pot bean curd sauce—“chips and salsa,” the owner remarked the only piece that disappeared fully before we reason to soldier to the Northeast Heights, with pineapple as he set them down. It was kind of difficult to left. but An Hy Quan’s menu of creative set them aside to leave room for the main With a belly full of animal-free baked goods, I vegetarian Vietnamese food is another. course. dropped off my friend, pretended to yawn. “I am When my clay pot bean curd with bushed. I couldn’t possibly eat more pie,” I said. I Despite knowing of its existence for some then drove to the park on Carlisle and Lomas, time, this was my first visit to An Hy Quan. veered in the direction of grant writing. The pineapple arrived I was already a little full. I ran sprints for five minutes, loosened my tie, After some pleasant banter with our waiter, egg rolls were less impressive, though, ordered it because it sounded interesting, not drank a bottle of water and sprinted some more. who was, incidentally, also the owner, we truthfully, I’ve never had a bad egg roll. There because it appealed to what I think of as my Then I was off to the New Mexico Pie Company ordered deep fried egg rolls and steamed buns were no surprises with these—just usual tastes. After tasting the sweet fruit in its (4003 Carlisle NE), the land of milk, honey and with vegetable filling for starters, and because straightforward vegetable stuffed egg rolls thick, savory sauce, however, I think I’ll find eggs. “You guys have vegan pie?” I asked. served with a sweet chili sauce. I ate them it difficult to order anything else on my next, Before the server had time to answer, I cut her someone else was picking up the ticket, I off. “How about meat pies?” Some people are ordered coconut water to drink. The coconut happily. of hopefully many, visits to An Hy Quan. never satisfied. water was served in glassware reminiscent of a Despite being tempted by specials that Cabbage, rice and carrots were served on the I ordered a five-inch, from-scratch, classic milkshake, with a spoon resting gently against reflected the French influence on Vietnamese side and added a nice variety of textures to the apple and stared at it for a full minute in silence the rim; thick spirals of coconut flesh floated food such as a French onion soup, I asked the dish. before putting my fork to it. It was earth- in it. This beverage-come-appetizer was waiter for his suggestion and without By the time I was preparing to leave, others moving. Apple pie like your mother used to hesitation, he pointed to the cashew mock were filing in. I paid the $14.47 bill—a price make. (Well, not my mother, but we must forgive amazingly bright—lighter and not quite as the foibles of those we love.) sweet as the tall aluminum cans of coconut pork with rice. Equally decisive, I ordered it. It tag that afforded me multiple meals—and So much for a Pie Walk. Albuquerque, I am water I’m used to. The steamed buns and egg was a safe suggestion, because I can’t imagine headed for the door. As I made my way out, I ashamed of you. You have one year to get your rolls arrived shortly thereafter. The buns were any omnivore not enjoying the chewy hunks heard other patrons telling the waiter how act together and learn how to bake some vegan doughy and stuffed with Chinese black of protein bathed in a thick, salty gravy, incredible their food was, so I can only pie before Pie Walk 2017. 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[18 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MARCH 10-16 , 2016 FILM | rEvIEw REEL WORLD BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Edit it The New Mexico Post Alliance has been sponsoring a string of once-a-month postproduction workshops. These educational workshops take place at UNM Continuing Education, South Building, Room 219. The workshops are designed for anyone interested in understanding digital acquisition, visual effects and compositing, postproduction, sound recording, sound editing, video editing and postproduction workflow. This Thursday, March 10, from 6 to 8pm, there will be a workshop on editorial workflows titled “Digital Camera to Digital Deliverables” conducted by Brad Stoddard of Stoddard Communications. Mr. Stoddard—an award-winning filmmaker, writer and cinematographer—will demonstrate the use of non-linear editing tools like Final Cut Pro X, Premiere Pro and DaVinci Resolve. Workshops require a $30 fee, which can be paid through eventbrite.com. For more details got to nmpost.org. Fest unrest On Friday, March 11, The Kosmos arts and entertainment space is promising a “power to the people” Guerilla Film Festival. Organizers say it will be an all-inclusive event for the filmmakers and the film goers with “incredible international Damn. Shaman got abs. short films that are not typically ever presented in New Mexico.” The screening is scheduled to take place from 7 to 10pm. Tickets are $5 and are available in advance through holdmyticket.com. The Kosmos is located inside Factory on 5th Embrace of the Serpent (1715 5th Street NW). Trippy Colombian adventure tale takes us up the river and out of our heads Spice in the slice The New Mexico Film Foundation is teaming up mysteries with them. Although, for the with the Albuquerque Film Office’s Indie Q BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY majority of its run time, Embrace of the Serpent program to screen the “Life in New Mexico” Embrace of the Serpent sticks to its ethnographic vibe, it becomes media project videos. According to NMFF mbrace of the Serpent , the Colombian film Written and directed by Ciro Guerra increasingly dark, tense and spiritual the executive director Dirk Norris, “The purpose of the Life in New Mexico project is to bring nominated for Best Foreign Language Film Starring Nilbio Torres, Jan Bijvoet, Antonio Bolivar farther up the river its two sets of characters Unrated attention to the post-production process that is Eat this year’s Oscars, takes viewers on a journey. part of the New Mexico film industry and to mythopoetic historical trip up the mysterious Opens Friday 3/11. The two tales eventually overlap in a vivid highlight the New Mexico men and women who Amazon river. Of course, any time you depict set piece reminiscent of Apocalypse Now ’s work in this area of filmmaking.” The project the clash of European and native cultures began last year when the general public was darkest moments. Back in 1909, Theo and asked to submit video clips of their daily life here along that particular waterway, you’re pretty last of his people and his mistrust of white men Karamakate arrive at an isolated Catholic in New Mexico. These clips were handed over to much playing in Werner Herzog’s sandbox. is strong. Eventually, however, he’s convinced mission serving as a de facto orphanage for local film and video editors recruited by the New The famed German director created the to help Theodor, leading the scientist on a children who have escaped the cruelties of the Mexico Post Alliance. Five professional editors ultimate statement on the subject with his and four student editors participated this year, punishing quest along the river to find a rare rubber trade. In the 1940s Evan and transforming the various clips into videos of up to indelible 1972 film Aguirre, The Wrath of God . flower, the yakruna, with allegedly miraculous Karamakate come to the same mission, now 10 minutes in length. The New Mexico Tourism Embrace of the Serpent tackles the subject with healing powers. crumbling into the jungle and home to a Department became a partner in this year’s slightly less angst, but with an increasing In a parallel storyline, set decades later, a particularly twisted religious cult. Although project as part of its “New Mexico True” amount of metaphysical weight. campaign. A total of 12 different videos were German ethnobotanist named Evan (Brionne much of the film explores the destruction of completed by the editors. The winning video will The film, written and directed by Ciro Davis) shows up looking for Karamakate. native culture by European colonists, this land its creator a package of prizes including Guerra ( The Wind Journeys, La Sombra del Theodor, it seems, never made it out of the section gets at the heart of the matter. On his professional software, cash and a special travel Caminante ), is loosely inspired by the journals jungle, but his journals were published and second visit to the mission, Karamakate package. You can check out all 12 of this year’s of European explorers Theodor Koch-Grunberg realizes that the two cultures have failed to submissions by going to the KiMo Theatre (423 have been the last word on Amazonian culture Central NW) on Wednesday, March 16. Admission and Richard Evans Schultes. The two were and medicine for the last 30 years. Evan wants share their beneficial knowledge with one is free, and the screening starts at 7pm. ethnologists and ethnobotanists who wrote to confirm the writings and asks a now aged another and have merely melded “the worst of extensively about the native peoples of the Karamakate (Antonio Bolivar) to take him on two worlds.” Amazon river basin. In many cases, the writings the same journey upriver. Unfortunately, the In following its two symmetrical storylines, Vamp it up of these two men are the only records we have shaman is a senile shell of his former self. The Embrace of the Serpent does run a tad long. It’s In case you hadn’t heard, season 3 of El Rey of long-lost tribes and long-forgotten plants. formulas for his miraculous cures are now lost just over two hours, and there’s a lot of Network’s horror-action series “From Dusk Till Shot in luminous black-and-white, the film Dawn” (based on the Robert Rodriguez movie of to time. But he flips the script on the German paddling in the middle. But it’s such an the same name) is moving from Austin to takes us first back to 1909 when the and asks the European to serve as guide back absorbing, vividly told, luminously Albuquerque. The vampire-based crime show will fictionalized Theodor (Jan Bijvoet) and his to the “Workshop of the Gods” where the last photographed narrative that viewer interest shoot here in the Land of Enchantment starting loyal native guide (Yauenkü Migue) stumble surviving yakruna flowers might be found. rarely flags. The visceral centerpiece at the later this month. Producers are looking for men, into the isolated camp of legendary, hermit- women and children to work as paid background By paging back and forth in time, the film mission and an appropriately mystical coda are actors throughout the summer. Hispanic men and like shaman Karamakate (Nilbio Torres). contemplates how modern civilization has among the hypnotic highlights. Like the women are expecially encouraged to submit. To Theodor, a gentleman explorer, has contracted impacted this delicate biological region. various backwoods drugs Karamakate pumps be considered you need to register for free at some unknown tropical illness and is on Successive generations of colonists, his charges full of to keep them moving, lathamcasting.com or send an email to death’s door. The locals have informed him [email protected] with your contact conquerers, rubber barons and religious Embrace of the Serpent will mesmerize you, information (phone number and email address) that only the ministrations of Karamakate can missionaries have all but wiped out native make you woozy, jack you up, enlighten you along with height, weight and a current color save him. But the bitter young shaman is the traditions—taking countless medicinal and leave you somewhat worse for wear. a photograph taken from the shoulder up. a MARCH 10-16, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [19 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX FROM THE CREATORS OF MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO THE TALE OF THE PRINCESS KAGUYA AND SPIRITED AWAY “AN ANIMATION Que? MIRACLE !” “El Chapo & Sean Penn: Bungle in the Jungle” on Reelz – PETER TRAVERS, ROLLING STONE rise to the top of the Sinaloan drug cartel is BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY “ expressed in staccato sentences, each punctuated GRADE A! with a dramatic, “CSI”-style musical sting. Penn’s GORGEOUS ! t’s something a lot of us have been wondering: marriage to Madonna is delivered in the same A RARE AND POWERFUL FILM! ” What the hell was Oscar-winning actor Sean overinflated, scandal-rag tone. – DEVAN COGGAN, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY IPenn doing in Mexico interviewing fugitive There is a bit of background on Penn’s radical drug dealer Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman? political activism—meeting with Venezuelan “EXQUISITE !” Ostensibly, Penn agreed to meet with the man President Hugo Chavez and Cuban ruler Raul – MICHAEL O’SULLIVAN, THE WASHINGTON POST better known as “El Chapo” in the remote Castro—but there’s little context given to it. The mountains of Sinaloa in order to interview him closest to Penn the documentary is capable of “MAGICAL !” for Rolling Stone magazine. At the time, of course, getting is interviewing a former personal assistant. – KENNETH TURAN, LOS ANGELES TIMES Guzman was on the run, having escaped from a The talking head experts are a random collection maximum security prison. It wasn’t until after of TV show judges and show biz commentators. Guzman’s capture and return to prison that Why bother interviewing actual law enforcement Penn’s little meeting was revealed. The result was officials and journalists when we can find out a curiously self-serving article in Rolling Stone , a what standup comic Paul Rodriguez thinks of this touch of speculation that Penn had unwittingly story? DAISY DEV led Mexican police right to Guzman’s hideout Producers try to work up a bit of conspiracy A STUDIO GHIBLI FILM RIDLEY PATEL and a whole lot of questions along the lines of theory. According to them Penn wasn’t simply “WTF, Spicoli?” there to interview El Chapo for an article. He Now Reelz Channel has constructed a show was there at the behest of Mexican soap star Kate biz-meets-drug biz documentary titled “El Chapo del Castillo, who was trading flirty texts with El & Sean Penn: Bungle in the Jungle” in an Chapo. Allegedly, the vainglorious El Chapo attempt to answer some of these questions. The wanted to get a Hollywood movie made about his A FILM BY ISAO TAKAHATA hour-long special boasts all the chop-chop- life and the opportunistic del Castillo wanted to GENERAL PRODUCER HAYAO MIYAZAKI choppy editing of an “Inside Edition” episode and scam some money for her flagging tequila brand. EXCLUSIVE ENGAGEMENT all the breathlessly earnest narration of a “Behind The Rolling Stone article was just an after-the-fact STARTS FRI. 3/11 the Music” special. It promises “mystery, drama, attempt to cover up for Penn’s business trip. As intrigue, romance, even comedy.” The comedy far as conspiracies go, this one isn’t very far- REGAL HIGH RIDGE 8 comes in, perhaps, when the narrator informs reaching. Was Penn really there to research El 12921 INDIAN SCHOOL NE (505) 275-3202 ALBUQUERQUE viewers that Guzman and Penn “lived parallel Chapo so he could play the guy in a biopic to be lives” and that they were “almost predestined” to directed by Oliver Stone? Stone isn’t interviewed meet. Check out this eerie little nugget: Guzman here and wouldn’t comment, so we’ll put that was born in rural Mexico in a town called La down as a solid “Yeah, maybe.” Tuna. Penn was born in Malibu, California— “El Chapo & Sean Penn: Bungle in the which has a “Tuna Canyon Road.” Coincidence? Jungle” is a goofy, sensationalized treatment of a I think not! It’s like a “Twilight Zone” episode up goofy, sensationalized story. In other words: It’s in here. pure Hollywood entertainment industry gold. a “Bungle in the Jungle” wastes about three- quarters of its runtime on standard-issue, “El Chapo & Sean Penn: Bungle in the Jungle” Wikipedia-style biographical details. Guzman’s premieres Thursday, March 10 at 7pm on Reelz.

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Psycho-Pass: The Movie Eddie the Eagle DiCaprio plays a frontiersman leading a fur-trapping Cohen plays a white trash bloke from Grimsby who smokes, The popular Japanese animated TV series gets a feature film Taron Egerton (hot off Kingsmen: The Secret Service ) and expedition in 1820 who is abandoned and betrayed by the drinks, steals, does drugs, has 11 kids out of wedlock and spin-off. In an authoritarian future dystopia, brain-scanning Hugh Jackman star in this shaggy, inspirational tale based men who hired him. What follows is an extremely brutal tale lives off of government assistance (because poor people are Public Safety Bureau officer Akane Tsunemori is sent to a war- (loosely, really) on the story of British ski jumper Eddie of survival and (ultimately) revenge. It’s extravagantly visual the worst). 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(Opens Friday This quirky, nearly silent comedy from France concerns a How to Be Single comes from the makers of such church-friendly fare as Soul 3/11 at Guild Cinema) tenacious granny, a fat dog and a morose grandson who has Dakota Johnson, Rebel Wilson, Leslie Mann and Damon Surfer, Courageous and War Room . 107 minutes. PG-13. been kidnapped during the famed Tour de France bicycle race Wayans Jr. are among the cast of this semi-raunchy ensemble (Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Gabo: The Creation of Gabriel Garcia by some evil French mobsters. (You heard me.) What follows rom-com about a bunch of New York lonely hearts looking for Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood Stadium 16, Century 14 Marquez is a wondrous, surprise-filled chase scene that borrows equal love and learning to do without. Based on the book by Liz Downtown) Tuccillo. 110 minutes. R. (Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium This international co-production, directed by the Barcelona- elements of Buster Keaton, Jacques Tati and Blue Man Group. 16) based filmmaker Justin Webster and shot in Colombia, Cuba, Reviewed in v13 i5. 78 minutes. PG-13. (Saturday 3/12 at Spotlight France, Mexico, the US and Spain, aims to be the definitive Guild Cinema) Actor/director Tom McCarthy ( The Station Agent, The Visitor ) portrait of the Nobel Prize-winning author. That’s a tall order, Kung Fu Panda 3 writes and directs this serious, sweeping true story about how but the filmmakers effectively follow the interwoven threads of The Young Messiah There’s a surprising amount of life and laughter left in this Boston Globe reporters uncovered a massive scandal of child the author’s life and his work, finding a balance between Sean Bean stars (as a Roman named Severus) in this lovable series. Jack Black is back as the roly-poly panda with molestation and cover-up within the local Catholic politics and poetry. In English and Spanish with English speculative religious drama told from the perspective of Jesus the mad martial arts skills. This time around he’s stuck Archdiocese. This journalistic procedural lays as much blame subtitles. 90 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Tuesday 3/15 at Guild Christ, age . It’s based on the novel Christ the Lord: Out of between his adoptive father (James Hong as a gruff but loving on the media as the churches. The big cast (Mark Ruffalo, Cinema) Egypt by Anne Rice, who traded vampires for Catholicism goose) and his biological dad (Bryan Cranston, in fuzzy Michael Keaton, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schreiber, John about 10 years ago. It’s directed by Iranian-American panda mode). Can he figure out who he is in time to defeat Slattery, Stanley Tucci) is in rare form, and the muckraking The Good, the Bad and the Ugly filmmaker Cyrus Nowrasteh ( The Stoning of Soraya M. ). an evil yak turning kung fu masters into stone-faced slaves? script is gripping (if a bit prosaic). 128 minutes. R. (Century Reviewed in v25 i4. 95 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere It gets no better than this, people, one of the most epic Newcomer Adam Greaves-Neal is our prepubescent Jesus. Rio, Century 14 Downtown) Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Cottonwood Stadium 16) Westerns ever shot with Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli 111 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 3/10 at Grande 12 Wallach gunning for a fortune in lost gold. The Italian great Albuquerque IMAX, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Star Wars: The Force Awakens Sergio Leone made it in 1968, and if you’ve never seen it on Downtown, Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium 16) The Lady in the Van It’s been 30 years since the Empire was crushed in Return of a big screen—you need to! 161 minutes. (Opens Sunday This cute ’n’ cozy comedy is based on Alan Bennett’s 1989 the Jedi . But something evil has risen from the ashes, forcing 3/13 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) STILL PLAYING play—which was, in turn, based on something that actually a new generation of heroes (John Boyega and Daisy Ridley happened to him. For 15 years a cranky homeless woman among them) to team up with legendary freedom fighters Janis: Little Girl Blue The 5th Wave lived in a van in Bennett’s driveway. Here, Dame Maggie Smith Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia (Mark Hamill, stars as the titular “lady,” Miss Shepherd. Alex Jennings ( The Musician Cat Power narrates this documentary covering Janis Unable to decide on a single disaster on which to end the Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, returning for another go- Queen, Babel ) plays Bennett, the flummoxed intellectual who Joplin’s evolution from small-town Texas rebel to rock icon. world, this teen-lit-inspired sci-fi flick finds a plucky teenage around). J.J. Abrams ( “Lost,” Star Trek Into Darkness ) directs develops a strange kinship with his course, opinionated semi- Letters that Joplin wrote to friends, family and collaborators girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) facing down apocalyptic this first new Star Wars film in 10 years. It’s littered (both houseguest. The film was shot in the actual house in Camden over the years form the basis of the film’s narrative. And there electromagnetic pulses, tidal waves, zombie plagues and literally and figuratively) with references to the original film. By Town where it took place, giving it a distinctly British veracity. are plenty of tunes to savor. 105 minutes. Unrated. (Opens alien invasions. Naturally, since this is aimed at today’s young mirroring the Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope story almost 104 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown) Tuesday 3/15 at Guild Cinema) adults, our heroine must not only save the Earth but decide beat-for-beat, the film lacks a level of narrative surprise. But between two cute boys (Nick Robinson, Alex Roe). Don’t hold it’s smartly nostalgic and a hell of a lot of fun to watch—which Miracles From Heaven your breath for a sequel. 112 minutes. PG-13. (Cottonwood London Has Fallen is something Episodes I, II and III completely forgot. 140 Having saved the American president (Aaron Eckhart) from minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) Ben Affleck’s estranged wife Jennifer Garner stars in this faith- Stadium 16) evil terrorists attacking the White House in 2013’s Olympus based “true story” about a little girl with a rare digestive Has Fallen , tough-guy Secret Service agent Mike Banning disorder who fell out of a tree and subsequently—according to The Boy and the Beast Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (Gerard Butler) is prevailed upon to save him once again the book her mother wrote, anyway—went to Heaven and met From Japanese director Mamoru Hosoda ( Wolf Children, A journalist, fed up with her life, runs off to war-torn again from a slightly different bunch of evil terrorists. This time Jesus. Also, she was cured of her disease. If you paid to see Summer Wars ) comes this animated film about a young Afghanistan and Pakistan to cover Operation Enduring the action takes place in London—so, you know, change of that other “kid meets Jesus” film Heaven Is For Real , the orphan living on the streets of Shibuya who stumbles into an Freedom. Tina Fey, Margot Robbie and Martin Freeman star in scenery. 99 minutes. R. (Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Rio producers of this one want your money as well. 99 minutes. alternate universe populated by intelligent beasts. There, he this seriocomic adaptation of Kim Barker’s nonfiction book Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas PG. (Opens Wednesday 3/16 at Century 14 Downtown, befriends a rough-around-the-edges warrior beast who The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, Cottonwood Stadium Century Rio) teaches him how to use his strength and courage. 119 Pakistan . 112 minutes. R. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) 16) Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, Cottonwood Stadium 16, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX) [22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MARCH 10-16 , 2016 FILM | CAPSULES The Witch concrete boogeymen. Reviewed in v25 i7. 90 minutes. R. Zootopia. Unfortunately, the place is run by predators, who This moody, psychological and spiritual shocker is better (Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown) relegate the barrier-busting bunny to meter maid duty. But classified as a supernatural drama than a horror film. The when a series of mysterious disappearances rocks the city, scares are slow in coming in this tale of a pilgrim family exiled Zoolander 2 she teams with a self-serving con man of a fox (Jason from their Puritan community, circa 1630, and forced to live Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson return as dimwitted supermodels Bateman) to crack the case. This funny animal take on sun- on the edge of a very forbidding forest. When crops begin to Derek and Hansel—who are lured back into the modeling dappled L.A. noir manages to tackle some hot-button issues fail and a baby vanishes, the various family members are game when a rival company (run by evil Will Ferrell) tries to (racism, sexism) while still being a colorful, entertaining quick to find blame—either in each other, or in a vague take out the most beautiful people in the world (including Disney romp. Reviewed in v25 i9. 108 minutes. PG. (Grande satanic threat that may or may not exist in the woods. Writer- cameo guest stars Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato and Kim 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century director Robert Eggers allegedly took much of his dialogue Kardashian). 102 minutes. PG-13. (Movies West, Movies 8) Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, from transcripts of actual New England witch trials. The tone Cottonwood Stadium 16) of primordial doom and gloom is palpable, but the film loses Zootopia some steam in abandoning its metaphorical horrors for more A plucky country rabbit (Ginnifer Goodwin) dreams of becoming a tough-as-nails cop in the teeming city of

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BY AUGUST MARCH Friday Part II each of the musicians on the evening’s Saturday Part IV Sander van Dijck, otherwise known as San program represent different aspects of Burque’s Sister (407 Central NW) gets soulful, Holo , relies on Apple’s Logic Pro to compose re-blossoming electronic realm, from saturated and sly on Saturday, March 12, with his week, I came up with an improved Uranium’s plangent pop sensibilities to Mall’s methodology for letting Albuquerque and perform a viscous variant of EDM. The the sounds of local Latin fusion proponents Dutch composer and producer’s work is based coolly complex discourse and Star Canyon’s Baracutanga , Albuquerque’s ascendant meta- Taudiences in on the mostly likely to be folk-ambient goth analytics. The music begins fantastic shows coming to the Duke City. I in breakbeat rhythmics with elements of the folkies Cactus Tractor and neo-soul hipsters strangely alluring booty bass found in nascent at 7pm; bring $5 to get in and dress warmly Hello Dollface , a surprisingly evocative duo decided to be telgraphic, consise. On weeks besides; Tannex can be chilly in late winter. like this, when there’re so many excellent Miami hip-hop recordings. That saucy from Colorado. This 21+ show costs $10 and musical choices in these parts, that’s easy; we’ll combination of sounds is mixed up starts at 9pm. mysteriously with the trappings of trap music. This Saturday’s one of those nights that’s so see how the formula holds up later on in the caked with the mud of musical genius that I’m year when my best choices are a set by Kansas It’s kinda mind blowing when you think about Mountain Blood Fest III it: 2 Live Crew combined with Zaytoven and going to have a hard time wiping off the If none of the above lights a breathy, beautiful at one of the casinos or a reunion show of windshield to get a clear view of the splatter’s Rage Against Martin Sheen at whatever filtered through mid-twenty-first century and boundless fire in your brain’s musical technology by the visionary mind of a impending significance. Suffice to say the control center then you may be ripe for a visit business is filling the void at a location town rocks. Brevity being the soul of wit, formerly occupied by the Atomic Cantina. continental wunderkind. Anywho, San Holo to Mountain Blood Fest III: All Mountains lays down an 18+ rave-up at the Historic El here’re the briefest of glimpses of other heady Must Crumble. That’s the name of the Rey Theater (622 Central SW) on Friday, destinations to consider on Saturday, March completely cray and awesomely awesome DIY Friday 12: Contrary to published reports, David Bowie is March 11, at 9pm. $5 and a distinct interest in music festival to be held between March 11 not dead. He lives on through the life and the swirling light of primal experience gets one and 13 in various venues around the city and through the doors. Saturday Part II in the surrounding hills. Originally an event work of Shoulder Voices , the glittery rock Bigawatt , the expansively avant-garde musical project of former Unit 7 Drain balla Little created by and made real by the mysterious Saturday project of Marisa DeMarco is one of several and now dissipated Goathead Record Bobby Tucker. A Burque music community Albuquerque-based badass experimental stalwart of some sparkling note, Tucker Back in September I had the fine and fresh Collective, this year’s revisioned epic includes opportunity to check out New Mexican ensembles performing at the Albuquerque all-ages performances at Duke City recently penned a courageous letter to Center for Peace and Justice (202 Harvard Hizzoner Mayor Berry regarding conditions at madman Larry Goodell and some notably Soundstage (2013 Ridgecrest SE). On Friday Falstaffian Chicano poet (JK it was my SE) for free and for all ages on March 12, at night, March 11, punk rockers Weedrat and Burque’s BioPark. Besides social activist, 7:30pm. Tucker will be demonstrating one of his other brother) reading at a joint in Barelas called Radio Flyer , a band from Tejas take the stage intensely human personas—Bowie The Tannex (1417 Fourth Street SW). Damn, at 7pm; the Saturday night, March 12, 7pm I thought to myself, this is a great venue. As Saturday Part III iteration of the festival features a reunion set demonstrating the essence of Euro-PoMo Also on March 12, AMP concerts manifests rocanrol grandeur—at the Young Americans sure as eggs are eggs, The Tannex offers some by Arroyo Deathmatch and the folk metal of this city’s most powerful and provocative it’s worldwide vision of musical expression at meandering of Nevada’s Firewater Folklore tribute to the Thin White Duke. This the Simms Center for the Performing Arts glamorous all-ages show takes place at the Co- performances by local and touring artists among other esoteric and engaging acts. The encompassing a myriad of genres. Burqueña (6400 Wyoming NE) with a recital by completely huge and blazing schedule of Op (415 Central NW) on Friday, March 11, at Hawaiian ukulele virtuoso Jake Shimabukuro , 7pm and also features the elvish, otherworldly composers and experimentalists Lady events and bands (30+) as well as a list of Uranium , Anna Mall , Star Canyon (Ceciia a musician who combines traditional elements venues and ticket information is available at: talents of Sweet Nothin , Duke City Riots with classical and rocanrol influenced and Apricity . For just $12, you too can freak McKinnon) and Sing Down the Moon are on.fb.me/1nsevMs. a scheduled to perform there on Saturday, technique. Admission ranges between $27-38 out in a moonage daydream. Fancy dress for this 7:30pm island idyll. encouraged. March 12. Taken as separate aesthetic entities,

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): To have any hope of SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Look at yourself becoming an expert in your chosen field, you’ve got to then,” advised author Ray Bradbury. “Consider labor for at least 10,000 hours to develop the everything you have fed yourself over the years. Was necessary skills—the equivalent of 30 hours a week it a banquet or a starvation diet?” He wasn’t talking for six and a half years. But according to author about literal food. He was referring to the experiences William Deresiewicz, many young graphic designers you provide yourself with, to the people you bring no longer abide by that rule. They regard it as more into your life, to the sights and sounds and ideas you essential to cultivate a network of connections than allow to pour into your precious imagination. Now to perfect their artistic mastery. Getting 10,000 would be an excellent time to take inventory of this contacts is their priority, not working 10,000 hours. essential question, Sagittarius. And if you find there is But I advise you not to use that approach in the anything lacking in what you feed yourself, make coming months, Gemini. According to my reading of changes! the astrological omens, you will be better served by improving what you do rather than by increasing how CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): According to a many people you know. report in the journal Science , most of us devote half of our waking time to thinking about something besides CANCER (June 21-July 22): “I sit before flowers, the activity we’re actually engaged in. We seem to hoping they will train me in the art of opening up,” love to ruminate about what used to be and what says poet Shane Koyczan. “I stand on mountain tops might have been and what could possibly be. 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