the uwm post vol. 19, no. 28 student publication of the university of wisconsin-milwaukee november 5,1974 • Tenure trial granted in $900,000 lawsuit A Federal District Court The state had argued that judge Friday granted a trial state officials are immune from to two former UWM profes­ prosecution since they are act­ sors who had filed companion ing in an official capacity as suits against the University of state office holders. Wisconsin and various officials Gordon also denied a state here. argument that there were not Judge Myron Gordon of the sufficient facts to give the de­ Federal Eastern District of fenders "fair notice" as to Wisconsin deni#d a motion by the allegations against them. the state to dismiss the case. Gordon ordered the defense to Not surprised answer complaints filed by Assistant State Attorney Gen­ Reinhold Aman and Kathleen eral LeRoy Dalton, who is re­ Wiegner against the UW-Board presenting the defense, said of Regents, UWM Chancellor Monday that he was hot sur­ Werner Baum, William Hallo­ prised that Gordon had ruled ran, dean of the College of Let­ Aman a trial and said the action was ters and Science, and Robert University's procedures on te­ of narrow significance. Jones, chairman of the German nure Aman said Monday that Gor­ Department. This will be the don's action could have a ma­ first time a tenure case has Must respond jor impact on tenure granting come to trial in Wisconsin. The state has 20 days from procedures in the UW system Both Aman, formerly an as­ Oct. 30 to respond. The pro­ and nationally. sistant professor of German, secution and the defense will Aman is asking for $450,000 and Wiegner, formerly an as­ then submit depositions to Gor­ in damages plus $1,300 for every sistant professor of English, don. Depositions are written month he is out of work, while had previously been denied te­ statements by witnesses, made Wiegner is asking for $450,000 nure. Both claim that civil under oath, to be used as tes­ and $1,250. Both are repre­ rights were violated in the timony in court. sented by David Melnick.

ROTC cadet Monique Czechowski begins her "rap- pelling" maneuver down the east wall of the Union. Czechowski, one of seven women in ROTC here, par­ ticipated in the exercise Friday. Rappel! The ROTC way by Phyllis Piano of The Post staff The time: 7:00 a.m. Friday, Nov. 1. That's a.m.--in the morning. The occasion: rappelling with the^ UWM Reserve Officers Training Corps, ROTC. Rappelling is the art of jumping down the side of a mountain with the aid of ropes. But in the case of the UWM ROTC cadets, the site was the side of the Union outside the book­ store. One thick rope is tied around the person's waist and through his or her legs and a snap lock is attached in front. A double rope goes through the snap lock and is controlled by a person at the bottom of the descent. A real pain Young bikers circled the tumed-off Library fountain It is very important that the men put the rope on and complete the descent correctly. If they don't, they will experience extreme pain. Besides rappelling, the cadets go on maneuvers, participate $5.5 million approved in attacks in the-field and learn map reading and marksmanship. Many of these activities take place on weekends at Camp McCoy, near La Crosse. Many cadets said that rappelling and other exercises are the Health building OK'd most enjoyable part of ROTC. Robert Italiano, a sophomore in criminal justice and second year cadet, said, "In ROTC you get a chance to do stuff like rappelling, stuff you wouldn't Madison, Wis.--A $5.5 million terpretation of a UW merger ing of existing facilities. In­ get to do in normal life." appropriation for construc­ bill section on the use of seg­ cluded in this was an $8.3 tion of an allied health and regated fees which states that million physical education and The funnest part life sciences building at UWM students and chancellors will recreation center for the Mad­ Kathy Sauve, a second year cadet who works all night and was approved Friday bytheUW have equal input into decisions ison campus. must come straight from work to school to participate in the Board of Regents. regarding fee uses. -A prolonged debate over es­ exercises said, "Rappelling is the funnest part." A 1.94 million sum for re­ Central administration and tablishing an undergraduate Capt. Paul O'Connell, assistant professor of Military Science modeling Johnston, Holton, and UWM administrators originally majorat 'UW-Platteville this here, said that he respects the cadets in the ROTC program Merrill Halls, and a $500,000 requested $11.2 million in state year resulted in the measure's becauselhey devote their free time to the exercises. for Pierce, Garland, and Vo­ funds for the allied health fa­ defeat when the board only could O'Connell said that no credit is offered for the early morning gel Halls were denied on the cility. The amount was cut in muster a tie vote. A majority meetings now but that efforts are being made to offer it for grounds that "policy questions half by the Regents Physical vote was required. Planning and Development one credit in the future. remain unanswered." -A change in the academic "By throwing kids with shaky confidence into something bigger The board also approved but Committee in their Oct. 28 year calendar for the Stevens meeting. thanthem--like rappelling—andnot forcing them but letting them removed from the priority list Point and Platteville campuses choose to do it, they change--they gain confidence," O'Connell a $1.25 million allocation for In other action: was also passed. The changes said. remodeling of the Kenilworth The board approved a list were made so that students Building. of major priority requests for would have a longer summer The board approved an in­ new buildings and the remodel­ vacation. ROTC students rappel hard (From page one) O'Connell believes the confidence the cadets gain through the field exercises can help them with their studies. "If the cadets can get enough confidence to do something like rappelling,they can't say they can't pass Chemistry 100 or English 101 because they can do anything they put their minds to," he said. In his days as a ROTC cadet, O'Connell said that all they -it- did was march around for the required three hours. He said that the present ROTC program is more beneficial and interesting to the students. O'Connell also pointed out that the program was mandatory for males when he joined and today it is strictly voluntary. The ROTC four-year program is broken up into two parts, the Basic Course and the Advanced Course. The Basic Course During the Basic Course, usually taken in the freshman and Strollers discovered Fall at Lake Michigan last week. sophomore years, there is no military obligation. After the Basic Course is completed, the cadet is eligible for the Ad­ vanced Course covering the junior and senior years. In this program the cadet is required to attend a six week Advanced Camp held the summer between the cadet's junior and senior years. In addition to being paid for attending the Baum gets the boot camp,, the cadet is paid $100 a month for up to ten months out Chancellor Werner Baum and publicity, to be overseen by Mike Langyel of the Wisconsin of the school year. was forced Monday to leave a a steering committee. Alliance. In the Advanced Course, the goal is to give the cadets ex­ meeting of student groups on Steering committee mem­ After much discussion, a de­ perience in practical leadership and management. campus which was called to bers are Mauer, Larry Stah­ cision was made to call the discuss the implications of the owiak and Dave Baumann of the group the Student Authority Co­ Open to women students rights section of the Wisconsin Veterans' Union and alition (SAC). The ROTC program here was opened to women last year. merger law. In 1972 ten universities throughout the country participated: A proposal to exclude all in experimental. ROTC programs for women. The program UWM administrators from all received an overwhelming response. such meetings was approved by One cadet, Mary Herod, 19, said that she first looked into attending students. ROTC because it sounded interesting. As cadets, Herodi found Tom Mauer of the Young that women do everything the men are required to do. She said Socialist Alliance, raised the that she had no trouble with exercises like rappelling. motion, calling the presence Herod plans to go into the Advanced Course and hopes to of members of the administra­ be placed in Military Intelligence after graduation. tion a disruption and a po­ Ferdinand Reyes, a sophomore cadet, admits that his father's tential intimidation to the free involvement with the Air Force influenced his decision to join flow of ideas. the ROTC. He said, "The training is pretty good and we learn Baum said that he had come to how to get along well with other people." the meeting, called by seven Another cadet said, "Many people think that once you're student groups, to learn of stu­ in ROTC you're stuck--and that's not true. ROTC is a way dent opinion on the matter so to look at the Army." that a constructive approach to the question of students rights could be found. The committee's purposes include fund raising, education Baubles, Bangles and Bibelots Aid for ISTARTS WED!TBVP Come early, stay late, enjoy nursing THE KING AND HIS LOYAL SHORT SUBJECTS BAMBI MEETS GODZILLA THANK YOU, MASK MAN (Lenny Bruce) Dibeioc students 1800 N. Farwell Ave. Milwaukee The Wisconsin Rural Reha­ KING OF HEARTS (276-8685) bilitation Corporation of Mad­ Unusual Imports. 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The disagree­ To answer all the charges and refute all The movement that is occuring among vet­ ments that we may have with VVAW/WSO are the errors that appeared in the story would be erans now is a movement to upgrade their tactical in nature. We feel that the problems far too great a task for one article. What we own lives. The demonstrations around the of Vietnam-era veterans can be best solved by would like to do is to confront the basic country are small, but they are the thunder the veterans in their own mass organizations. question that he brought up. before the storm of rage, rather'than the last We feel that Vietnam-era veterans must rely The first thing that must be understood gasp of veterans' militancy. These demonstra­ on their own strength to fight their own battles. is that radicalization and anti-war activity are tions are the first steps that must be taken We feel that the Vietnam-era veterans must do not identical. The, lessening of anti-war ac­ before the mass of veterans will get involved this based on the broadest number of vet­ tivities as a whole reflects just that, not the These demonstrations are carried out by the erans possible. WVU works with the estab­ demise of veterans' militancy. What it does most conscious veterans, but they reflect gen­ lishment when concrete items can be obtained not signify is the lessening of radicalization as eral feelings that run very deep. These ac­ from it. WVU does not call on the Vietnam- a whole. tions reflect demands that affect the very era veterans to trust the establishment. We The Vietnam-era veterans in this country existence of veterans. The question of whether have for the most part seen the result of this. have basic needs, ranging from decent med­ the GI Bill should provide $220 or $270 is not We call on the veterans to form their own ical care to a better GI Bill. It is these needs just an abstract question. It is the difference organizations and to rely on themselves. which form the basis of veterans' militancy. between existing or living for many vets. The No, Mr. Plantenburg, the day of the mili­ While it is true that this militancy has not need for adequate medical care is not some tant veteran is not at an end. We feel that you yet taken the form of mass demonstrations, day-tripping protest, but a drive against the do nothing but a disservice to all veterans by there is general feeling among Vietnam-era vet­ butcher shops that many vets are forced to go printing such an article. Rather than articles erans that something is very, very wrong. In to because they can't afford to go co regular trying to dampen raising militancy, it would fact, it would be surprising to find any Viet­ hospitals. In short, these demonstrations are be much better to print articles explaining nam-era veteran who would say that he or not the antics of a couple of dozen crazies, why the non-militant vets should get militant. she has it made. but a real reflection of the feelings that vet­ The only way that we, as veterans, will be The major error that Plantenburg made erans in this country have. able to do anything is by organizing ourselves was to equate one type of movement with an­ Plantenburg goes to great lengths to counter- for the fight. other. It is the error of saying that the de­ pose the Wisconsin Veterans Union to the Viet­ clining struggle around the war is the same nam Veterans Against the War/Winter Soldier Tom Davis as the rising struggle against inequities. The Organization. He hints that while VVAW works Wisconsin Veterans Union small demonstrations against US complicity in outside the system, that WVU is a part of the right thinking by Richard Voss Which right is right? Whenever a reform organization is created to advocate the press rights that would limit the legitimate rights of others. interests of a particular group, they usually start spouting off One worker has a right to strike, another has a right to work and about the natural, inherent, God-given "rights" which should shouldn't be coerced into a union against his wishes. be guaranteed their "people." These rights should be free and Basic to our system has been the right to accumulate prop­ untrammeled as they are basic to human existence, they say. erty and pass it onto one's heirs. This is a human right. It guaran­ Jefferson claimed for us the rights to "life, liberty, and the tees man's independence and integrity. pursuit of happiness." Even these idealistic goals must fall Denial of other's rights bodes ill for your own rights. The right within certain limits, in fact, it seems they grow more limited to life is denied a fetal human for the sake of the mother's as time goes by. . . • convenience. This right to kill can hardly have a humanizing effect In the Marxist world economic rights are deemed higher than on society. You should not have the right to deny another's exis­ such social rights as liberty. Thus, one man has the right to tence, as others may deny yours. another's property if the latter has too much, regardless of Finally, right entails duty. If women want equal rights, they whether he has earned it. Workers, by right, should run the factory, should accept the full duties of the male role, i.e., breadwinner regardless of whether they would know how. status, combat responsibilities, etc. Rights conflict. What is a right for one is an obligation for >Up to now, government has increasingly apportioned and man­ another. The right to speak may oblige someone to listen, as when ipulated our rights until we're left with only the "right to be the President commands the airwaves or bullhorns screech forth governed." The right of individuals to be left alone and live in the Union. The right to strike obliged citizens in Toronto to as they see fit has been squelched. watch their houses burn down. We may soon be obliged to freeze Man must stop advocating narrow and selfish "rights" and if and when coal miners start withholding their services. assert his responsibility over his own fate. One can only pursue Rights are concurrent. The right to recruit subversives is happiness, not legislate it. granted the Young Socialist Alliance--the right to offer em­ ployment in a voluntary army is given to the Marines. The WCLU correctly defends the right of Nazis to distribute their litera­ "Right Thinking" by Richard Voss is a weekly expression of ture just as other citizens may. conservative thought on issues. Voss is a student at UWM and a Rights are not exclusive or absolute. In society one should not member of the Young Americans for Freedom. facts about the low by George Satula After you're busted When an offense is committed, it may be categorized as an general jurisdiction for trial. ordinance violation, a misdemeanor or a felony. Violating an Once in trial court, a person may file for a change of judge ordinance is a civil matter, not a crime, and there is no criminal This option may be exercised simply if the defendant does not like record involved if not charged under a state statute. A misdemeanor the present presiding judge, =but this can only be done once. If involves fines up to $1000 and/or imprisonment up to one year. the defendant is found not guilty, nothing more happens, but if found A felony is a criminal violation punishable in a state prison for guilty, the next step is sentencing. This could range from proba­ over-one year. tion, to imprisonment, suspended sentence, or a fine. If charged with a misdemeanor, the police captain can not set it is important to get a lawyer as soon as possible. A lawyer may bail any higher than the statutory limit (maximum fine). Bail is attempt to "plea bargain" by agreeing to plead guilty in ex­ set by a judge for a felony. But if in jail, an offender has a right change for either being charged with a lesser offense, or having to appear before a magistrate within 24 hours who has to set bond. the prosecutor recommend a sentence that is less severe than the There are three types of bonds used for bail. When a judge sets maximum allowed by law. Prosecution gets a conviction, defense a "surety bond," a person has to pay 10% of the entire bond to gets a milder sentence and both sides save a long and expensive a bondsman who will in turn pay the court's bond. This percentage trial. cost will not be returned. 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It is best to retain a University. Second class postage paid at Milwaukee, lawyer before this appearance, because he may be able to "plea bargain" for a lesser charge or possibly have the charges dropped uwm DAN ULLRICH, editor-in-chief; TODD SCHROEDER business t altogether. But if a charge is issued, the next stop is court for manager; KRIS RADISH, news editor; THOMAS^^AUElTo^n- 1 "preliminary hearings." ions editor; EDIE WINSKI, arts/entertainment editor; DAN JOHN- I At this "hearing," the state prosecutor attempts to show that 0 AT1 K RUPINSKI there is probable cause to believe that the defendant,,committed po$t DmXtl^n?^ "' ^ ?.? > magazine editor; the offense. The defendant has a right to cross-examine witnesses DENNIS MARSOLEK, sports editor; GEORGE BENTLEY man- i and introduce evidence. If the court believes that there is "prose­ Stales e™THWE' ^««" manager, JEFF HUTH, j cutable merit," the defendant is then "bound over" to a court of e page four the uwm post what is to be done Fight for democratic rights continue!*"0"00'"* The long nightmare of Watergate is apparently not over. Presi­ The Political Rights Defense Fund (PRDF), which is rais­ dent Ford has already made clear that he intends to perpetuate ing money and building support for the suit, includes on its it. The crimes of political intimidation and harassment that advisory board former Senator Eugene McCarthy, US Repre­ became notorious under Nixon seem destined to continue under sentative Ron Dellums, and Professor Noam Chomsky. Noted Ford. .. constitutional attorney Leonard Boudin, who defended Daniel Two recent developments bring out the intentions of the present Ellsberg, is handling the case. administration. One is the recent announcement that the govern­ Weapons just added to the administration's harassment arsenal ment will provide Richard Nixon with legal defense against five for use against the SWP and the YSA are the new election cam­ civil suits filed against him by victims of political harassment. paign disclosure laws, billed as election reforms. These laws The other is the attempt to include various radical groups, in­ would require that the Socialist Workers National Campaign cluding the Socialist Workers Party (SWP), under the provisions* Committee turn over to federal and state governments lists of the federal and state campaign disclosure laws. of their contributors, with their home addresses and places of Ford's recent pardon of Nixon, which exempts the former employment. Obviously, this would give federal and local police president from criminal charges stemming fj*om his conduct agencies new information with which to further harass and in­ while in office, doesn't cover civil suits. Nixon is now faced timidate supporters and potential supporters ofthe SWP campaigns. with suits brought by Jane Fonda, John Sinclair of the White The SWP is demanding that .it be exempted from these laws Panther Party, the SWP and the Young Socialist Alliance (YSA). and has announced that its members will go to jail rather than The administration has also announced that the Justice De­ turn over a readymade enemies list to the government. Nationally, partment will offer legal assistance not only to Nixon but to the American Civil Liberties Union, along with PRDF, is sup­ former Attorney General John Mitchell and former presidential porting the SWP challenge. advisors John Ehrlichman and H.R. Haldeman. As the New York The success of the fight against these laws as applied to the Post editorialized recently, "there is seemingly no limit to the SWP will be extremely important to the general fight for civil services the Ford administration is prepared to render former liberties and political rights under Ford and subsequent ad­ President Nixon and his entourage." Deputy Attorney General ministrations. Kevin Maroney stated the purpose of the legal assistance: "the theory is that- the interest of the government is not so much to represent that particular man but the continuing functions of the government," that is, continued harassment and intimi­ "What is to be Done" is a weekly column by various authors dation of political dissenters. that seeks to present a Marxist analysis of issues and events. Of the suits launched against Nixon, et al, the most wide- Its title is taken from a book written by VJ. Lenin prior to the ranging is that of the SWP and the YSA. The suit, which has Russian Revolution. The author of this week's column is a mem­ won broad support from civil libertarians, documents viola­ ber of the Milwaukee local of the Young Socialist Alliance, a na­ tions of members' and supporters' civil liberties, including, tionwide revolutionary youth organization. electronic surveillance, mail tampering, physical intimidation, and other forms of harassment.

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tuesday, november 5, 1974 page five She's 55 and graduating by Nancy Toelle In 1953, she attended the University "A person does not have to make a of The Post staff of Illinois, where her husband was a stu­ big serious decision about what they're dent, on a part time basis. going into right off the bat," added Bar­ "I feel luck'y that I was able to wrap After getting divorced in 1955, she re­ ger. it up as young as I am," said Muriel turned to her home town in Sheboygan, She explained that such a person can Barger. Wisconsin. gain confidence by doing well in an area At age 55, she is the oldest person Several years later, Barger enrolled that he or she is interested in. She who will be graduating this semester in courses in the Center System in stressed that a person does not have from UWM with an undergraduate de­ Sheboygan until she ran out of things to be single to return to school. gree. Barger, an art major, has also to take. Barger warned that a person should applied for graduate school in the area not wait too long to return to school. of painting. To UWM in 1972 She suggested that a person in this sit­ She said that she never thought she Finally, she began pursuing a degree uation start out slowly. would obtain a degree, but explained that here in September, 1972. She was only Barger said people should do the "it just worked out that way." able to attend school on a part time basis, things they want to do. "There's always "Once you've got the education, you as she was self-supporting. Barger was a way of making a living--the im­ realize that you have only scratched the a student in the work-study program, portant thing is doing what you want to surface. I'm just beginning to find out doing clerical work, stenography, and do," Barger said. what I want," she said, explaining her work in the art galleries. interest in graduate work. This semester, she has worked morn­ Advice for the young ings here as a stenographer in the Her advice for young people is that Started in 1943 fringe benefit office and takes her clas­ they should not wait to enroll in school. Barger pursued her degree in a piece­ ses in the afternoon and evenings. If at all possible, she suggested that meal fashion. She has been a student Barger said more people should pur­ they go to college immediately after off and-on Since 1943. At 23, she en­ sue an education, even if they have been high school. rolled at the University of Wisconsin- out of school for many year. Barger said attitudes in the home Barger Madison as a full time student, but after She said that the way for these have a lot to do with whether a person Barger will have more to celebrate getting married and starting a family, people to get going is to start out by pursues higher education. 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tuesday, novembfer 5, 1974 page seven. \P students below par in English Special to The Post Madison, Wis.--Over one- third of the would-be journ­ alists coming to UW-Madison discover their spelling, gram­ mar, word-usage, and punctu­ ation are so bad they can't meet minimum standards for admis­ sion to pre-journalism courses in the School of Journalism and Mass Communication, ac­ cording to Prof. Harold Nelson, school director. "Until 1970, about 25% of our . prospective students failed to score 56 of the 90 points pos­ sible on the English Usage Test, but since then, a third to 45% just aren't passing," said Nel­ son. Nelson speculated the inab­ Two friends enjoy a grassy spot outside the Fine Arts building ility of students , to correctly use the English language stems from "a decline in emphasis on the written word in high Campus capsules school and a greater reliance students! on the spoken word." -Funeral directors and ministers in Iowa expressed concern over the property of the University of Iowa's handling of human bodies donated for human research. A state audit revealed that EARN EXTRA MONEY Drinking the University anatomy department sold 35 bodies, two incom­ plete bodies and 23 human heads to out-of-state institutions for UNSKILLED FACTORY AND INDUSTRIAL WORK $8,140. IMMEDIATE OPENINGS too much? -The St. Mary of the Plains College, Dodge City, Kansas, If you drink three or more football coach offers fans a money-back deal. If his team doesn't We need you if you can work a minimum drinks or glasses of beer at have a winning season, fans can get a refund of their season ticket of ONE DAY PER WEEK on one of these a sitting more than twice a price. month you are a heavy drinker. shifts: According to a University 1st shift — 7:00-3:30 pm of Minnesota survey of 400 stu­ mhm 2nd shift -- 3:3-0-12 midnight dents one out of every four male students and one out of every 3rd shift -- 12:00-7:00 am ten female students at Minne­ sota fits the heavy drinker de­ Jobs available in all areas of the scription. TROLL., ASNES SKI'IS In their survey Minnesota also city and suburbs. Transportation pro­ discovered that 13% of the men - vided when necessary. Don't wait, and 19% of the women students Apply Now! are teetotalers. ALFA, NORWNA BOOTS Locations a,3?e on U~bus routes A FUN WAY TO MEET PEOPLE! PLUS A FULL LINE-OF BINDINGS, LONELY HEADS iNST A CLUB, Box POLES, CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES 54S2, Milw., Wl JJr*» SOUTH 5810 W. Oklahoma Ave. 541-67=00 • 961-1110 2613 E. hWPSHIRE NORTH—---8518 W. Capitol Dr. 466-8110 MENO.FALLSN88 W16734 Appleton Av.255-1020 BENEATH the STREET 3507 W.BURLEIGH STREET No Cover

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page eight the uwm post Women lose Carthage tournaments Carthage College dominated both a volleyball tournament and a swimming meet that the UWM Panthers competed in over the weekend. The UWM women's volley­ ball team came away from a tournament at Carthage College last Friday and Saturday with only two' victories, but gained some valuable experience in tournament competition. The Panthers finished fourth out of six teams by winning two and losing three matches. UWM beat UW-Whitewater and Rock Valley Junior College of Illinois. Carthage College took first with a 5-0 record. The Panthers will host the -Wisconsin Women's Inter­ collegiate Athletic Conference regional this Saturday at 9 a.m. in Engelmann gym. The UWM Women's swim­ ming team also finished fourth in a meet held at Carthage College. But their fourth place finish was out of four teams. Carthage College took first as they did in the volleyball tour­ nament. Carroll College was second and Whitewater third. This Friday and Saturday the Panthers will participate James Akintonde [right) on defense for the Panthers during last Saturday's loss at Engelmann Field. in the WWIAC Conference Championship Meet at UW- Kickers defeated Stout. by Joanne Boyer on to defeat UWM 5-2. their second goal when John of The Post staff Not only were the Cougars Stremlau, also an Olympic sharp on their passing and kick­ member, scored on an indirect They came out strong, quick ing game but their overall dom­ kick. and overpowering, and left no inance and ball possession Although the Panther defense Lee Patzer Pest Sports Writer doubt in anyone's mind why they caused UWM to play one of tried to stave off the consistant KGB cooked up a dramatic game winning touchdown drive are one of the nation's top their poorest first halves in SIU attack, the Cougars scored in the final minutes of Sunday's IM flag football championship soccer powers. the season. their third goal when Carenza game and defeated the mighty Cougars in a classic showdown of Before the Panther defense Four minutes into the game chipped a shot to Steve Cac- two bruising powerhouses by the score 12-6. had a chance to get organ­ Chris Carenza, a member of the ciatore, who booted the ball After a couple of punt exchanges KGB drew first blood when ized Southern Illinois Univer­ 1976 Olympic squad, drove in in for a score. Gordon Knuth slipped past the Cougar defense on a post pattern, sity Edwardsville had jumped a rebound-shot. Within another snagged a perfect bomb from quarterback Sheldon Harris, and into a three goal lead and went four minutes SIU had added Rankovic scores outran three Cougar defenders for an explosive 59 yard touchdown Down three to nothing and (Conversion failed). looking as though it would be a long afternoon for UWM, Cougar offense moves George Rankovic pushed in a But when the Cougar offense got the football back, things started long shot to give UWM their happening. Quarterback Dennis Robbins recaptured the momentum UWM mugged first goal. with short passes, sweeps, reverses, and the Cougar drive went The moment of glory was all the way to paydirt with Robbins' 3 yard toss to Mark Koroff short lived however, as Strem­ for a Cougar TD (Conversion failed). The first half ended, 6-6. lau immediately drove down Although most of the scoring was in the first half the highest field and took a pass from Tim ebb of excitement followed in the final period of play. With on gridiron Twellman to put the Cougars seven minutes left in the game the Cougar offense erupted. Robbins back in front, 4-1.' slanted around right end for a 12 yard gain. . .Garry Frazier by Dan Currier The Panthers turned their danced 29 yards past the KGB linebackers. . .and Robbins picked of The Post staff play around in the second half up 16 yards on a sweep. Detroit, Mich.--The UWM Panther football team was mugged, coming out moving and passing the ball. After a few incomplete passes, however, the Cougars were "faced 22-20, Saturday afternoon by a fourth quarter Wayne State scor­ with fourth down on the four yard line, only four yards from the ing drive engineered by WSU quarterback Ed Skowneski. ' 'We talked things over during go-ahead points. The Cougars exploded off the line and Robbins With UWM leading 14-9 at the end of the third quarter, Pan­ the half and decided there was aimed for his receiver over the middle with a quick pass, but ther quarterback Joe Grafenauer had a pass intercepted by corner- nothing more to be scared of somehow the football was slapped down beautifully by KGB back Terry Rusin on WSU's 15-yard line. once we were down 4-1," said lineman Greg Melendes. Seven plays later Skowneski scored on a keeper from the Harris. It looked as though the Pan­ Panthers' 1. thers were going to challenge Winning drive With 2:35 left to play, KGB started its game winning drive. Conversion Fails SIU when Jerry Zuba beat Mark Kieswetter to cut the deficit Quarterback Harris came out passing and was awarded 26 yards Skowneski's attempt for a two point conversion failed and on a Cougar pass interference penalty. Then Charlie Carrigan the Panthers trailed, 15-14.. to 4-2, seven minutes into the half. hauled in a pass for a four yard gain. Harris was forced to scramble Defensive back Rodney Drew took the kickoff on his 4, broke on the next play and covered 13 yards beforg being caught, but the through the interior of the WSU line and ran up the side line for Comeback stopped play was nullified by a KGB motion penalty. Again Harris scrambled a Panther touchdown. SIU tried to come back right for his life, this time gaining 27 yards, but again the play was nul­ Pete Miskov's point after failed and UWM was back in the driver's after the score but Panther lified by a motion penalty. seat, 20-15. goalie Al Parada, who started the second half in place of John Sp with only 51 seconds remaining, Harris went for broke. Drew, a senior from Milwaukee Riverside, set a new UWM He found Noel Field wide open with a pass good for 38 yards. On record for the longest kickoff return, 96 yards, erasing Don Fetzer, stopped Carenza one on • one with a brilliant play. the next play, Harris connected again with an 18 yard toss, and a Willingham's record of 92 yards set last year against St. Norbert's. Cougar tackling penalty gave KGB first down on the one-foot- "It was (Rick) Lagerman's and (Jerry) Just's block (s) that Putting their game together, line with only 16 seconds to play. made it," said Drew. "Nobody would have caught me after Just's the Panther offense and defense combined to play a good second H .rris took the snap and completed a quick look-in to Melendes block. It was a great block." over the middle for the winning touchdown With 8:19 left in the game, Skowneski started his version of half and stay even for the most part with the Cougars. mugging the Panthers' defense. Eating up six minutes of the clock Other highlights and using 15 plays, Skowneski passed to Dean Morrison on a Cacciatore scored the final goal of the game after a' cor­ The KGB championship climaxed a busy weekend of IM playoff turn out pattern for WSU's winning touchdown. football. During the playoffs other outstanding performances were With Greg Guyon's extra point, WSU ended a two game losing ner kick and for all practical purposes ended the game. turned in by some intramural players and teams; like middle guard streak at the expense of the Panthers. Al Hammelman's head-knocking defensive work for the One-Hand- Jacks; like the Gang Bangers demolition of the Jocks, 28-6; -jjfc^, 103 yards passing UWM outshot - p Indicating their control of like John "Tall" Zinder's two key interceptions--one a 72 yard * *^^ Skowneski, the first scrambling quarterback the Panthers have "hot-coals" sprint for a TD--in N. W. Football Club's 8-6 <^seen this year, was 11 for 17 in the passing department for 103 the game, SIU outshot UWM, 37-11, and Fetzer and Parada victory over Barrio Bombers; like KGB's squash of previously yards. He also rushed 70 yards in 17 attempts. unbeaten M. F. Pie Eaters, 28-2; like Alvin Toles two excellent "I like to run and they (the coaches) want me to run," Skowneski combined for 27 saves com­ pared to. 6 for SIU. touchdown catches in the Cougars' win over One-Hand-Jacks. said. "It's my style." And of course, like the fine performance of IM referees Mike Before Saturday's game Skowneski had rushed for 518 yards UWM will be looking for their first win in four games when Thpll, Bob Peterson, Jim Hebel, Lynn O'Brien, and Sue "Cold- on 124 attempts for a 32 yard average per carry. Feet" Larson. The loss wiped out any hopes of UWM having a winning season. they host the Panther Invita­ The Panthers record now stands at 3-5-0 with two games left. tional this weekend at Engel­ mann Field. Pelky hurt Michigan Tech University Runners seventh The game, left a score of injuries for UWM's gridders. Jim and the University of Chicago It was called the United States points well ahead of second place: Pelky was injured in the first quarter on an end run. Pelky may will open the competition on Track and Field Federation Parkside. UWM finished sev­ have suffered torn cartilege. Friday at 11:30 a.m. and UWM Mid-American, but this cross enth in the field of eleven teams With Pelky out, this left most of the running to Henry Jones, and UW-Platteville will play country meet, which was held with 184 points. who gained 141 yards in 28 attempts. Brady said that Jones was in the second game at 2:00 p.m at Parskide, should have been The Panthers will compete in the only one moving the ball. Saturday, the consolation called, the University of Chi­ the Amateur Athletic Union Along with Pelky, Tom Zernicke sustained a bruised hip, game will start at 11:15 with cago Track Club Run-off. 5000 Meter Open, which will Nelson Spencer a separated shoulder and Tom Graham, Mark the Championship game to fol­ The Chicago team won the be held at Estabrook Park in Giorgi and Rodney Drew suffered injured knees. low" at 2 p.m. meet with a team total of 24 Milwaukee next Saturday.

tuesday, november 5, 1974 page nine New techniques spark dance concert The theme of the Student Dance Con­ As a soloist she was distinct in bout rosin on me noor or no rosin. "Twilight's Gentle Freedom," danced cert seemed to be the message that old using the entire stage space, filling it Those who believe this is an exaggera­ and choreographed by Judith Martin was techniques are breathing their last. up, yet not looking lost in it, especially tion of dancers' behavior will be in­ strong emotionally, depicting a futile The concert was held Oct. 31, Nov. in "Merci." terested in the fact that Debra Kosup, struggle to fly, to live. The range of 1 and 2 in the Fine Arts Theater. "Never Mention Brides" was fiery and one of the dancers in the piece, broke movement was quite small, however, and Thursday's afternoon performance was violent and the furthest departure from her toe dancing barefoot in rosin recent­ the costume could have been either the especially well-attended by a very re­ formal technique. Its emotional extreme ly. As soon as the "modern" dancers jeweled feathers of a bird or a chrome- sponsive audience. equalled that of any lovers' argument got rid of Isadora and Giselle, they plated astronaut. Abstract dance is probably the most and anguish. The movements were the got down on the floor and began doing "Reflections," danced to "Concerto difficult kind to create--one can get lost most original of any in the concert and those head-between-the-knees exercises After Marcello" played live by Richard in all'that freedom. The student dancers used a part of the dancer's body seldom designed to make everyone who does Cameron was a lyrical piece. Its con­ and choreographers handled this form utilized: her hair. them faithfully have an extension like tent was vague, but it was pretty ac­ well, especially in "Lamentation," "Mo- "Swing Low Chariot," choreographed Margot Fonteyn. companiment to Bach's concerto. "Re­ bileum," and "Never Mention Brides." and danced by Maureen Simpson, seemed Moskowitz's long suit seems to be flections" was choreographed and danced "Lamentation," choreographed by to be the overwhelming favorite of audi­ this gentle irony and the courage to say by Julie Eder. Julie Eder and performed by Eder, Rita ences and for good reason: it moved. what she believes to be true even if A lecture demonstration on the quality Jirgensen and Judith Ann Conte was The costume deserves special mention: the message is critical or' unpleasant Of movement was held before the Thurs­ dedicated "to all victims of war." It a "gaudy flowered house dress circa or unpopular. day performance. is clearly the dance of pain. The move­ 1950's, white anklets and black, flat, Moskowitz has been choreographing The concert as a whole showed the ments on stage look contorted and pointy-toed shoes. Using the idea of for several years although she points many directions that the dance depart­ strange, yet they are also the natural the southern. Baptist church revival, the out that dances are in the head long ment is going in. It had the freshness movements of pain--pressing the tem­ dance contained much hip-shaking im­ before they are on the stage. She calls of experiment and on-going creativity ples and ears, doubling over with nausea, provisation. herself "a novice at this" but her as well as its fine, polished pieces. The near-seizrres. The dance ends with a sally Ann Mesich, one of the danceri dances seem seasoned; they don't try dancers and choreographers have made moment of piercing red and then a in "In a Far Corner of Your Mind I too hard. She is one of the best choreo­ a concert of which they can be proud. - black-out. The effect on the viewer's Repose (f.y.) "is a beautiful and im­ graphers in the dance department. nervous system is the same as watch­ posing performer. This dance most Linda Lacy's "Children, Don't Get --Angela Bartolone ing those old, ominous films of mush­ literally brought home the message of Weary" was very cool and precise. room clouds. viewing. The action of the dance, how­ ever, seemed too mild to convey the The fascination of "Mobilieum" lies *i strength of her idea. She danced and ••.••. • ••• • • : : • ;« in the almost unearthly sinuous undula­ (Tat tions of the dancers. The rhythm of the choreographed "In a Far Corner" with u '< % t y dance is the rate at which one breathes Judith Ann Conte, who danced the role a •'-•'••' t"';fpte.S'"';?. it- *.•:"•••'•.• <;;;.''"•/•}. %:;;;;;li"•%-'-• iillpili*;^:^:; of a phantom force determined to frus­ •G ' .-•••• • • •". ',. : •• when asleep. The influence of Merce o 'wmmwm&fm't trate her at every opportunity. ft ~2lll Cunningham was evident in the rela­ ^o tSf^^dmW^m Anothe favorite of audiences was tionship of the dancers to each other--at o a fraction of an inch apart, looking "A Leisurely Walk Through the Il­ •bfl V^V l^WWiW'MMSM-:\ llllM*::;,:". ' lusory Elysian Fields/Hit!" This was sift directly at each other, they would con­ w W ii tinue to move independently, quietly the last section of "Satie Suite" chor­ fto as though the encounter hadn't taken eographed by Susan Earnest-Moskowitz place at all. "Mobilieum" was choreo­ and danced by Debra'-Kosup, Cynthia wMmm graphed by SyndeeLu Pokora and danced Goodale, Sally Ann Mesich and. Sarah '!-« Timberlake. ^Rr * ^^ by Pokora, Terri Boxleitner, Jenny ; ; Johnston, Richard DeHut and Michael" The first two sections of the suite, il Jiil^B •:^ : ; v Hazinski. "Danses Du Soleil" and "Danses de Wlm m '111fill ! Aaria Butler performed two solos, la Lune" were abstract pieces true to Bi ^S\ iiiiiBi "Merci, II Pleut," which she choreo­ their titles. Sun was warm and moon 1mWau1 mm s( $Sm§:M graphed herself and "Never Mention was soft and sleepy. Brides," choreographed by Scott "A Leisurely Walk" was a humor­ Ohrstrom. "Merci" js simple and direct ous piece and too real to be absurd. in its story (that of a woman's reaction There is a conflict between an Isadora- to a drought and finally the rain) and type dancer, modern dancers and a using much African technique. corny Giselle ballerina, presumably a- A Sequence from UWM's student dance concert

COOKING FOR ORGIES AND OTHER LARGE "Is It In" PARTIES--Jack S. Margolis & Daud Alani ' Eddie Harris Cliff House Books, Inc. 173pp.--$3.95 Atlantic Records Sdl659 War" and "Tranquility and Antagonis­ tic," Harris has opted to avoid the elec­ There's an.old tale that says the best way to Eddie* Harris, who made a favorable tric "space music" sound and stick to judge a cookbook is to read it in bed. impression on Milwaukee in his recent appearances at Teddy's, has a new re­ a more conventional jazz. Themes range To distinguish the good from the great in the lease, Is It In. from soft mood music such as "Space world of cooking literature, one must crawl into Harris, the main man of many a jazz Commercial" and "These Lonely- bed with the cookbook after 10 p.m. and begin fan, is a master of both saxophone Nights" to the faster-paced rhythms to read. A bad one will put you to sleep; a good and piano. For accompaniment he has" of "Look Ahere" and "Happy Gemini." one will keep you awake; a great one will send Other cuts include "House Party Blues,'' chosen Ronald Muldrow--guitar andgui- "Is It In" and "Funkaroma." you flying into the kitchen to prepare some of„ torgan, Rufus Reid--electric bass and string bass, William James--drums and the delicious delights. --Elisian Henderson Cooking For Orgies and Other Large Parties electric bongos. by Jack S. Margolis and Daud Alani will keep Is-It In contains; nine compositions. With a few exceptions, notably "It's you awake and give you some great party ideas. Since the meals feed 10 to 30, it probably won't drive you into the kitchen to begin cooking unless you can get on the phone between courses and invite your friends. The main purpose of the book, according to Margolis, is to show how to serve a large, inexpensive meal at your party while enjoying yourself. The meals are promised by ...the authors to taste good, to take only an hour to prepare, or an orgy, Margolis and Alani may talk tary responses to labor activities. ture is the funeral sequence. The aud­ rue Free World Film Society will you into it. If not, their adventures and com­ The movie runs in two cycles. There ience was abruptly dragged into Bar­ show the film in the Fine Arts Lecture ments are interesting and-amusing. is a day by day sequence of an upcoming rera's nightmare foreshadowing his own Hall on Thursday at 7 p.m. and 9:30 election. Second is a year bv year bio­ death. The young labor leader looks into p.m. --Debbie Stone --John Hirsh page ten the uwm post Lou Reed: "I just don't care"

Daydream Productions outdid them­ Musically, however, it was another blinding rays through a white hexagon. the more they cheer, for it is in their selves in giving Milwaukee the kind of story. The sound system did nothing The effect was excellent. fantasies he puts forth as much if not entertainment it deserves last Thurs­ for the band; the sound came out very Reed and his band moved forward more than his own, born definitely in day. Their four part Halloween cle- loud, but not easily distinguishable. They to sing a sarcastic "Good Night, Ladies!" the New York tradition. bration befitted the occasion perfectly. seemed to be trying to be energetic and Walking off he turned to say "good-bye For this degradation a standing ova­ First, there was a costume contest conscientious but it turned out a jumble. girls." In this last number he was tion was given. sponsored by „WQFM and Daydreams. Quite unfortunate, for their records are nasty, insulting and sarcastic. Reed's Reed's encore consisted of a much After a long intermission, Dr. John alive and creative, but here they seemed image as a whole was sardonic and de­ lighter and happier song, his famous and the Night Trippers came out in the mediocre. As soon as they finished cadent. "Rock and Roll!" He realizes many people consider him fanciful garb of glittery witch doctors the hour long set, the audience screamed And people, it was all right. wildly for Lou Reed. a sensationalist and he treats them as and such. Dr. John welcomed the aud­ --Christel ience as worshippers of his cult. He Thirty-five minutes later, Reed's such in return. The lower he stoops. threw glitter to us, jets of steam shot group started an instrumental of Sweet up unexpectantly at several points, and Jane during which our Rock 'n' Roll there was exploding cylinders of glit- Animal appeared. Reed soon discarded his leather jacket and very seriously and intensely went about his business. He turned each piece into something hard and rocking by his style of de­ livery and constant dancing across the stage. On records he can be subtle and com­ passionate about the decadence and sen­ sationalism of his material. But here, in the concert, was only a negative "I don't give a shit" attitude. "Vicious'"wasn't campy, it became a sado-masochistic manifesto on that stage. Reed's brought "Heroin" a long way from the Warhol days. The crowd cheered . as he went through the motions of shoot­ ing up, the more shooting the more cheering. He finally fell to his knees and shouted, "I just don't care!" all ,too seriously. In telling us how "Sally Can't Dance," Reed mocked her. "Walk on the Wild Side" became even more sensationalistic because he sang "looking for soul food Lou Reed and somebody to eat" rather than some­ Roger McGuinn, former leader of the now-defunct Byrds, en­ place as the record goes. tertained an enthusiastic crowd at the UWM Union Ballroom Sat­ ter that shimmered the air and show­ Then off with the shirt and glasses urday night. McGuinn and friends were called back on stage for ered the audience in the front sections. a total of five encores, capping an evening highlighted by per­ Visually it was quite nice. for a rompy version of "White Lights." A machine behind the band shot white formance of tunes from his new , "Peace on You." As well received were his renditions of old Byrds' songs such as "Turn, Turn, Turn," and "Mr. Tambourine Man." Don't Go Bald! FUTURE CPA'S ^^mm^mr-'m'mwBmmwt'm'mm^W'mm Learn Now About the next CPA Exam. Drive a Yellow Cab Becker CPA Review Course part or full time work. Choose your own hours. 18 - 21 yr. old applicants. MILWAUKEE 414-276-7271 OUR SUCCESSFUL STUDENTS REPRESENT Must have driver ed. certificates 1/4 OF USA Call 271-6630 aDply 1232 N. Edison St. Milwaukee,, Wise free intro. treatment $15.00 value. TAKE "ADVANTAGE OF COURSES BEGIN JUNE 1st., DEC. 1st. FROMMES' FREE CONSULTATION SERVICE! And discover tsBijshamaMt+kMkm m m a±m*a*^**»>^jmh4SLa as*** how our "ACTION TREATMENT" can help you grow thicker IV stronger and more virile hair. Hair cuts also given at studem rates. BENEATH the STREET S SPECIALISTS

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tuesday, november 5, 1974 page eleven Elections to be held today Most Milwaukee area polling Senate, the entire Assembly, statewide election results be­ (flalettdar places will be open until 8 p.m. nine members of the Federal ginning at 10 p.m. tonight. today. House of Representatives, a The election anchormen will Tuesday, November 5 Voters in Wisconsin will be US Senator and local and county be Dave Edwards and Bruce officials. 12, 7:30 p.m. FILM: The Lady in the Lake, Union Cinema electing a governor and lieu­ Winter. Correspondents will be Free. tenant governor, a state treas­ The local campus radio sta­ in the campaign headquarters 2 P.m. LECTURE: "My Friend T. S. Eliot," Robert urer, a secretary of stare, and tion, WUWM, 89.7 FM, will and on the Milwaukee streets Speaight, critic and author Union Milwaukee attorney general, half the state broadcast city, county, and for reactions to the poll results. Room. Free, open to public. 9 p.m. AUDITION NIGHT: Union Kenwood Inn. Free. Wednesday, November 6 Post to list events free 7 p.m. LECTURE SERIES: "Free Law School," William As a service to the Univer­ be considered for publication be resubmitted for each issue Gardner, deputy Milwaukee district atrorney. sity community, The Post will on a first received, first Drint- of the Post. BOL 60, Free. list, free of charge, ail events ed basis. Material for the "What's 7:<30 p.m. FILM: Siberian Lady Macbeth, subtitles. BOL and announcements submitted Deadline lor announcements Happening" page should be 46, Free. by University groups for is 12 p.m. Monday for Tuesday's brought or mailed to: "What's 7:45 p.m. BRIDGE CLUB: ACBL sanctioned duplicate the "What's Happening" page. Post and 12 p.m. Thursday for Happening," The UWM Post, bridge. Computer dealt hands every session. To be considered for inser­ Friday's Post. Announcements Union EG80, 2200 E. Kenwood Union Fireside Lounge, $1.- tion,' an announcement must be will be listed as close to the Blvd., Milwaukee 53201. An­ 8 p.m. FILM: Marlowe, Union Cinema, 50c\ submitted by The Post's dead­ day of the event- as possible; nouncements will not be ac-' 8 p.m. LECTURE: Transcendental Meditation, PHY 149, line, and contain only factual .all repeat announcements must cepted by telephone \ Free. matter pertaining to a meet­ 8:15 p.m. CONCERT: "Music from Yesteiuay and Almost ing, performance,- event, or Yesterday," Yehuda Yannay and Raphael Kian- special activity sponsored by a ovsky, directors, Pavel Burda, guest conduc­ University group, department, tor. General $3, students $1. or student organization. Italian club bake sale 9 p.m. FOLK: Mark Rank. Union Kenwood Inn, Free. Other University related an­ A rummage sale and bake sale sponsored by the Italian Language nouncements, submitted by un­ Club will be held in the Union Concourse Nov. 13 and 14. Profits Thursday, November 7 official University groups, will will be used to benefit the club's scholarship program. 6:30-irp.m. BANQUET UWM Golf League. Wisconsin Room and Lounge. 7:30 p.m. MEETING: American Society of Mechanical En­ gineers. Guest Speaker. Union Fireside Lounge. 3:30-5 P-m., EXHIBIT: Special one day. Mayor's Taskforce 7-9 p. m." on Offshore Island Parklands. Model and stu­ dent drawings. Union Art Gallery. 7 p.m. BENEFIT CONCERT FOR AFRICA: Short Stuff. Union Ballroom, donation at the door. 7, 9:30 p.m. FILM: The Traitor, FA Lecture Hall, $1. 7-10 p.m. LECTURE: "Women & Oppression: Is Biology Destiny?" Evelyn Reed, Myrna Lamb. Union Fireside Lounge. 8 p.m. FILM: Marlowe, Union Cinema, 50£. 8, 10 p.m. FILM: Night of the Living Dead, MER 130, 75c\ 9 p.m. FOLK: Mark Rank. Union Kenwood Inn, Free. Friday, November 8 12noon UWM WOMEN'S LEAGUE LUNCHEON: speaker 1:30 p.m. , Ernest Spaights, Assistant Chancellor, bring trays to Union E309. 3:30 p.m. PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIUM: "Justice Model of Corrections," David Fogel, Illinois Law En­ forcement Commission. END 189, Free. FINE ARTS GALLERIES: Large scale works by "The Chi­ cago Five," Nov. 4 thru Nov.";23. Monoprints by Robert Bur- kert, plastic media paintings by Howard Schroedter, thru Nov. 12. Continuing bi-monthly exhibitions by UWM Art students. Mon.-Fri., 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m.; Wed. also 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. UNION GALLERY: Oct. 14-Nov. 14. Photographs of Romania by George Vulpas. Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. & 7-9 p.m.; Sun. 1-4 p.m. ART HISTORY MUSEUM: Greene Hall, 3347 N. Downer Ave. Exhibition of illuminated Armeniar Manuscripts, printed vol­ umes from collection of Haroutune P. Hazarian, New York. Nov. 508, Nov. 10, 1-4 p.m.; NOv. 5 & 7, also 7-9 p.m.. Also permanent exhibition, Rogers Collection of Religious Art; paint­ ings, prints, drawings by old and modern masters. GREENE GEOLOGICAL MUSEUM: Mon. & Thurs. 12:30-4:30 p.m. and by appointment. Greene Museum, 3367 N. Downer Ave. BOOKSTORE: Mon-Fri., 8 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 12 nodn-4 p.m.; Sun., closed. BAKER FIELD HOUSE: Intramurals Mon.-Fri., 8 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 12 noon-4 p.m.;

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Talks on Detente

A talk on "The Soviet View of Detente" will open the Nov. 8 and 9 seminar here on "The Meanings of Detente: Dangers and Opportunities." Dimitri Simes, who will present the Soviet view, was a staff member of the Institute of World Economy and International Relations in Moscow. Simes is now senior research fellow at .the Center for Strategic and International Studies at George­ town University. As the concluding speaker, Henry Shapiro, former Moscow Bureau Chief for the United Press International, will speak on "Detente: An Assessment." Shapiro is Kemper Knapp Professor at the UW-Madison School of Journalism. Simes will speak at 7:30 p.m. Friday, Nov. 8 and Shapiro at 1 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 9. Registration for the sessions, sponsored by the Institute of World Affairs here, is $15 per person and $25 per couple. A deer's-eye view page twelve the uwm post November, 1974

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Visiting the Horicon Marsh

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In Search of Hidden Treasure ...p. 9 Epitaphs: Humor and History ...p. 1 and 2 Post Magazine

Everyday we utter tens of thousands of words Ann Mann of Cripplegate, England, for example, which are soon forgotten. The number of words has as her epitaph: we use in a lifetime may number in the billions... Here lie* Ann Mann the trillions...or even way beyond. Yet, they too She lived an old maid m are soon forgotten. There are, however, a few But died an old Mann words which stay with people long after they are dead. These are the religious prayers, poetic - while someone named Wood from Winslow, Maine verses, historical stories and humorous sayings had as his: known as their epitaphs. Here lie* one Wood Enclo*ed in wood, Some epitaphs are short, simple and to the point One wood within another as the grave of a gardener in Eastport, Maine which The outer wood i* very good had the following: We cannot praise the other. Tran*planted Getting away from England and New England and Others though may elaborate at great length such heading down to the Land of Cotton there is Solomon as Lewis Knapp's tombstone at Green Ridge Ceme­ Peas of Wetumpka, Alabama whose stone bore this tery in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Knapp had the fol­ inscription: lowing interesting comments to make about the cler­ Here He* the body oi Solomon Pea* gy: Under the dai*ie* and unaer the tree* Old Broad Gauge. Lewi* Knapp Pea* is not here--only the pod To join hi* wlie and other irlend* In the Pea* * helled out; went home to God Celestial Field* oi Paradise •• thanking God Another area in which many people had fun writ­ ion *en*e enough to die. a* he had lived ion ing epitaphs was occupations. There was the den­ thirty, year* thoroughly infidel to all ancient and modem Theological humbug myth* at> taught tist from out East: ior iine clothe* and place at other* to*t by View thi* grave*tone an indolent egotistic *eli~elected Priestly crew. with gravity The iear oi the 'Right Reverend V octor* oi He is iiZting hi* la*t cavity., Vlvinity,' Theological ican.ecA.ow oi Helliire and damnation to all who reiuse to pay tithe* ...and the cowboy from out West: to their *upport had no iorce oi eiiect on Here lie* a man Lewi* Knapp. who*e crown wa* won By blowing in, * While many people may prefer to have sooth­ an empty gun. ing passages from the Bible for their epitaphs, ..and the grocer from New England: there are those like Knapp who wish to raise hell i ne world i* not worth a iig. (excuse the pun) with God even in death. Some I have good rai*in* ior *aying *o. other belligerent-to-God epitaphs include: ...and the fireman from North Carolina: He who wrote thi* did it well He an*wered The. devil is waiting ion him in hell. Hi* la*t alarm and ...and the auctioneer from England: Here lie* an Atheist 'Ml dre**ed up and no place, to go. "Good Knight .Going Most people, however, try to stay away from an­ Going gering God in death by placing benevolent epitaphs Gone" on their stones. Sometimes though, mistakes arise ...and the doctor from Arkansas: such as the one in Cooperstown, New York where the stonecutter misspelled a word and ended, up OHice up*talr* with: ...and the journalist from Atlanta: I ^ • :&-§S; '•••;:•' Lord, *he i* thin Copy ail in. Or there is the error in counting on a Vermont ...and the stonecarver's wife from Ohio: stone which reads: Here tie* Jane Smith, wiie oi Sacred to the memory oi three twin* Thoma* Smith, marble cutter. But what could be more misunderstood than a Thi* monument wa* erected by sincere gesture which just did not come out right. her hu*band a* a trihute to her A case of point is found in La Pointe, Wisconsin memory and a* a *pecimen oi hi* work. Monument* oi the *ame where a grieving brother erected the following re­ *tyle 350dollar*. membrance: To the memory oi Abraham Beautieu Before the rise of the mass media many fam­ Born 15 September. 11ll ilies felt compelled to describe the cause of death. Accidentally *hot 4th April 1S44 Often this resulted in long histories some of which A* a mark oi aiiectlon irom His brother. are still valuable to historians. One such epitaph Beer Baron Joseph Schlitz's memorial describes an Indian attack in Idaho: The wording of Be'aulieu's tombstone was pro­ at Forest Home Cemetery. bably like his death, an accident, although we will Long Valley Ma**acre never know for sure. Records show that there are some people who played The*e matyr* oi Idaho'* early photos —Dan Johnson with words to get the special added touch or double *ettlement were killed irom ambush meaning. Family names such as Mann, Wood and Peas by a band oi Sheepeater Indian*, Augu*t 20, S U7& i lend themselves very well to this type of playfulness. WUULiam- Monday John Healy Jake Gro*clo*e Three-iingered Smith, a iourth member oi the party wa* &eriou*ly wounded but e*caped. The original inscription-wa* chi*eled on this rock by the *cout Calvin R. White and a detachment oi C Col Co. 2nd U.S. Ini., who buried the bodle* 150 \eet *outh o\ thi* rock. While this epitaph tells of the cause oi death in a serious manner other epitaphs often related the cause of death in witty, humorous and sometimes caution­ ing matters. Some entries from around the country include: * From Enosberg, Vermont: Here He* the body oi our Anna V one to her death by a bananna It wa*n't the iruit that laid her low But the *kin oi bananna that made her go. From Dodge City, Kansas: Mule Skinner Pete He made the Mi*take oi not Keeping hi* eye On the mule. From Girard, Pennsylvania: Ellen Shannon, 26 Who wa* iataJULy burned March 21, 1S70 by the explo*ion oi a lamp iiUed with "R. E. Vaniorth'* The Blatz memorial —the largest family mausoleum at Forest Home. Non-Explo*lve Burning Fluid" November 1974 Page 2

Country cemeteries such as this one near Dousmao were once common

From Lafayette, Indiana: to death aiter distinguished tombstones at Forest Home, though, Here lie* J- killing a young girl. Killed by a *ky One. interesting group of epitaphs were found lying belongs to Edward George Ryan, who was the chief R ocket In my eye close together on Tombstone's Boot Hill. The first justice of the Wisconsin Supreme Court a hundred From Schenectady, New York: read: years ago. Ryan, a great legal reformer, has as his He got a ilsh-bone In his throat Red River Tom epitaph a quote from one of his court cases: And then he *ang an angel note Shot by Orm*by In other places In Hie, the light From Manchester, New York: The second read: oi Intelligence, purity oi truth, Bronco* Charlie love oi right, iiJtmne** oi Integrity A thou*and way* cut *hort our *inglenes* oi purpo*e, candor oi day*; none are exempt irom death Shot by Ormsby judgement are relatively e**ential to A honey bee, by *tlnglng me, The third read: high beauty oi character on the bench. did *top my mortal breath. Orm&by *hot They are the ab*olwte condition oi duty. From Burlington, Massachusetts: The Boot Hill cemeteries in the wild west received The judge who ialter* with justice who .m He died oi cholera morbus die* their names from the fact that most of those is *wayed by iear, iavor, aiiectlon, or cau*ed by eating green iruit the hope oi reward by personal influence In the hope oi a ble**ed Immortality. buried in them died with their boots on. Tombstone or public opinion, pro*titute* the ' Reader go thou and do likewise, go '. especially emphasized this point although there was attribute* oi God, and *ell* the iavor From out West: one notable exception. oi his Maker. He iound a rope and picked it up, Xbc HotUday But the tight oi God'* eternal truth And with it walked away. 1852 1187 and justice *hlne& on the head oi the It happened that to the other end He died in bed just judge and makes it vtslhty glorious. A hone wa* hitched, they *ay. Some other Western classics include Cripple Creek, — Ryan,. 1873 They took the rope and tied it up Colorado's: Although lavish monuments and stately epitaphs Unto a hickory limb. He called dominated in the past, their use today is more sim­ It happened that the other end Bill Smith plistic. One local monument dealer, when contacted Wa* *omehow hitched to him. A Liar said that the practice of using epitaphs has greatly The wild west on the whole offers its own set and Dodge City's: diminished since World War II. Another large dealer of interesting epitaphs. Many are preserved at the Vead-Eye Steve O'Hara disagreed with this analysis. She said that epitaphs Boot Hill Museum in Dodge City, Kansas. One of Killed 1875 today a shorter but more popular than ever. the great receptacles of old west epitaphs though is Red-eye ruined his • She said that most people today request brief pas­ in the city whose name depicts epitaphs--Tombstone, V ead-eye and he was sages from the,Bible for their epitaph. Those in the Arizona. The old Boot Hill Cemetery there records Killed In a iair ilght Milwaukee area who request epitaphs the most are the wild history of the West's most violent city. Then there was Wells Fargo agent Lester Moore Catholics. Lutherans also have them but in smaller It was in Tombstone that such men as Bat Mas- who was shot while unsuccessfully trying to collect numbers and with more simplistic verses while Jews^ terson, Doc Holliday, Billy Clayton, the McLowry's a shipment in Tombstone. His epitaph read: very seldom use them. and the Earps fought. Here tie* Lester Moore The epitaphs today are not only serious but very One of the most famous gunfights in Western Killed with iour *lug* sacred. Epitaphs «uch as the following from Vermont history occurred in Tombstone on October 16, 1881 From a .44 appear to be a thing of the past: when Billy Clayton and Tom and Frank McLowry Ho Le* hio Moore Here lie* the wlie oi brother Thomas challenged the authority of US Marshal Wyatt Earp, While the West's early epitaphs reflect the history Who tyrant death ha* torn irom u&, Tombstone sheriff Virgil Earp and their brother of the lawlessness and rough life, epitaphs in other Her husband never *hed a tear, Morgan Earp. The Earp's were joined in their, parts of the country tell of their history. Here in Until hi* wlie wa* burled here. fight to clean up the town by a dying but quick on Milwaukee for example a number of older ceme­ And then he made a ieariul rout the draw dentist named Doc Holliday. What fol­ teries have tombstones with epitaphs which convey For iear *he might ilnd her way out. lowed was printed the next day in the Epitaph, the history of the city. At the Forest Home Ceme­ The entrusting of one's soul to God seems to be prevalent now. According to contemporary epitaphs Tombstone's year old newspaper. It reported that tery on S. 20th St. and W. Lincoln Ave. there are Clayton and the McLowry's were killed in what be­ people accept their fate and do not challenge the many stones which convey local history. One large thought of death as W.C. Fields did when he wrote came known as the "The Gunfight at the O.K. Cor­ monument has 64 names on it. Its epitaph is: .the following epitaph which was never placed on his ral." A simple marker recording the event was Tothe memory oi tho*e who perished tombstone: placed over the Clayton and McLowry graves. It by the burning oi the Hewhall House read: Jan. 10* 1883 On the whole, Murdered on the *treet* The story behind this fire is the following. The I'd rather be in Philadelphia! oi Tomb*tone—1881 Newhall House was a large downtown hotel consider­ One need only to read the epitaphs prior to the ed at the time to be one of the most elegant hotels — Patrick Rupinski O.K. Corral shootout to see the state of lawless­ west of New York. On the evening of Jan. 10, 1883 ness in Tombstone. Some follow: a blaze swept through the building causing its com­ Jack Wagner killed Ed Masters on plete destruction. Because the hotel register burned April 9, 1878 the exact amount of dead was never known. Esti­ POST MAGAZINE Killed by Bat Ma*terson mates put the figure though between#64 and 88.. Lo­ The Post Magazine is a monthly publication dedicated to feature April 9, 1878 cated on the northwest corner of E. Michigan St. articles by UWM students. The articles herein contained, although He argued with the not necessarily related to the campus, are designed to appeal wrong man'* brother. and N. Broadway St. the hotel had as a guest on the to the campus community. night of the fire Tom Thumb, P.T. Barnum's fam­ Published on the first Tuesday of each month as a supplement or to The UWM Post, The! Post Magazine is a member of America's "Texas" Jack White ous midget. Tom Thumb escaped through an upper free press and as such has no censors. The opinions, commentary Killed 1871 story window and was luckily rescued by a local and statements herein expressed are those of the individual edit­ Caught running fireman in what became one of the city's greatest ors and writers who maintain fuU responsibility gun* to the calamities. Editor: Patrick Rupinski \ndian*--wa* There are many noted people buried at Forest Associate Editor: Dave Gess tied to a tree Assistant Editor: Rosanne Hallowell Home.' Governors, senators', Milwaukee's founding Photo Editor: Hank Koshollek and tortured. fathers, beer barons and even a US Postmaster Gen­ Poetry Editors: Jessica Suchy and or: eral not to mention Milwaukee industrialist Alexan­ Dave Putchinski Peco* Joe Bate* Cover Photo: Hank Koshollek Killed 1866 der Mitchell (who Mitchell Hall is named after) He was beaten and his grandson Billy Mitchell. One of the most Page 3 Post Magazin

It's a pip of a ride. Through the windows of an imported English bus, very Ameri­ can scenes of Downtown Milwaukee slide by. The bus is one of three shuttle buses provided by the Midland National Bank which motor up and down Wisconsin Ave. in search of people who've tired of walking. It's not a normal bus ride on the Midland shuttle. For one thing it's free, but beyond that a subtle difference in atmosphere becomes quickly obvious. The novelty of the bus plays an important role. In the English tradition, there's an upper level, which attracts most of the children who are dragged Downtown by their parents. The ride gives Milwaukee kids a laughing respite from an other­ wise yawn-filled shopping trip, and the elderly must certainly think envious thoughts about the upper seats they're unable to reach. m Midday on the Midland bus reveals much about what Downtown is. Secretaries in skirts, businessmen and their ubiquitous brief­ cases, shoppers, high-schoolers who prefer "The Ave." to their afternoon classes, all crowd the bus, each a part of Downtown. The atmosphere is loose. There's time to relax for a few blocks. For the businessman it's a lull between the tense office sessions during which he makes his money. For the middle- aged housewife it's a break in waiting to see if Penney's sale will be as disappointing as Gimbels^ was. And again, it's free. Like a free beer or a stolen cookie, the taste is better and something to savor. Still, the shuttle bus service has detractors. The biggest is the I say, it's a bloody good ride!

Transport Company, which sells bus rides and is in direct compe­ tition for Downtown riders, Transport Company President Ervin Meier explained his position last week: "We have mixed emotions. Although you can't tell the people of Milwaukee they can't have a free ride, you hate to have somebody give away what you're trying to sell." And they're giving away a lot of rides. Midland statistics showed 79,000 riders in July, the first month the buses ran, and Midland's bus coordinator, Phillip Bell, said last week the pace has kept up even though some of the buses' novelty has worn off. "The reponse has been unbelievable," Bell saidT^ He said a six month trial period for the buses was to have ended in Dec­ ember, 1974, but now Midland has changed its mind and will run the buses indefinitely. Which will cause more problems for Meier and his Transport Company buses. A major problem, he says, is that the shuttle buses stop at Transport bus stops. "The inconvenience has been substantial," Meier said. "We've had riders passed up, and the shuttle buses get in the way of our regular buses." Bell and other Midland officials, however, have fought off the Transport Company with the help of, some city officials, who see the buses as one way of making a deteriorating Downtown more attractive. A September Milwaukee Commerce Bulletin' reported that 16% of the Midland riders would have normally taken a regular bus, and Meier estimated a weekly loss of $2,000 in revenue for the A Wee Bit of London Transport Company. Yet, the shutlle buses are apparently here to stay. Those who come Downtown these days have a hard time finding something for nothing, and the free bus ride helps a little. And it's a bloody good ride. on Wisconsin Ave. -Dan Ullrich

photos — Dan Johnson November 1974 BOCKS Page 4 by television newswoman Marilyn Baker The inside story of Patricia Hearst andthe SLA

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Big Mystery Joke Book Big Book of Plays 150pp.-- $5.95 143pp.-$4.00 Tales of Power Exclusive: The Inside Story of Patricia Hearst --The Firesign Theatre --Carlos Castaneda and the SLA. Straight Arrow Books Simon & Schuster 287pp.--$7.95 --Marilyn Baker, with Sally Brompton McMillan Publishing Co. 240pp.--$8.95 Anybody who has listened to local counter­ culture oriented FM programming in the last seven or so years is bound to have heard Supposedly the last in a series of books deal­ Running a close second behind the infamous at least one of the satirical comedy routines ing with a Yaqui Indian and how he changed the Watergate scandle as the story of the year is done by the Firesign Theatre\ r life of a modern Californian, Tales of Power the story of the kidnapping of Patricia Hearst Firesign is four young men--Phil Austin, Dav­ may very well be the best work Castaneda has and her involvement with the Symbionese Lib­ id Ossman, Peter Bergman and Phillip Proctor-- produced. He drops the earlier format of dated eration Army. who became popular on the West Coast in entries and instead structures the book in three Following in the footsteps of the two Washing­ the late '60's for their syndicated underground main segments with titled chapters. It is ob­ ton Post reporters who uncovered the Watergate radio show in Los Angeles. The censorship vious Castaneda has abandoned his pretense of scandal, Marilyn Baker, a reporter for San Fran­ inherent in radio soon made it too restrictive being an anthropologist simply reporting data; cisco's KQED-TV "Newsroom" has written for the material being developed by the team, in Tales he reveals his ability as a novelist, Exclusive: The Inside Story of Patricia Hearst so they began to utilize the recording indus­ or really more appropriately, as a philosopher. and the SLA, retracing the kidnapping and the try as their medium, of expression. To date, There have been arguments concerning the inner workings of the SLA, as well as her ex­ they have eight on the market as a whole don Juan epic. Some say Castaneda is a periences as an investigative reporter covering group, • and most of this material has been brilliant anthropologist, reporting his amazing­ the case. transcribed into their two books, Big Book ly in-depth exploration into the ways of a van­ With the aid of her two sons and a team of Plays and Big Mystery Joke Book. ishing Indian way of life, while others maintain of photographers, Baker begins gathering up a Two Of their most popular albums, Don't that Castaneda is a pretentious hoaxer, or at string of sources as she runs across Berkeley Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers, and best, an imaginative storyteller. and Oakland in hot pursuit of the SLA. By I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus each But I can't help thinking Castaneda is a bit being in the right spots at the right times, involve a single story line which occupies of both. His torturously simplistic, often child­ and knowing who knows who, she succeeds both sides of the record. The Dwarf album like style, making the book light and fast paced, in uncovering the membership of the SLA be­ details "a life in the day" of George Tire- blends with his often satirical sense of humor. fore the FBI does. biter as he sits in front of the TV watching I think he is weaving a colorful but less than Although Baker succeeded in pinpointing the himself perform in different roles on the truthful account of his experience. female leadership, membership and workings tube. The Bozo album gives us a look at This style was more explicit in his other of the SLA, the investigation put her life in the electronic world of tomorrow, with its books, with the bizarre use of hallucinogens, danger. Threatening phone calls and bomb Future Fair, holygrams, and computerizedPres- the sometimes vulgar outlandishness that at scares plagued KQED. Baker does a con­ ident. Both transcripts are included in the times denies rationality, and a pervading sense vincing job of describing the membership of Big Book of Plays. of humor, almost as if Castaneda were pulling the SLA as outcasts searching for a cause, Three of the shorter recorded plays are also rich kids rejecting the capitalistic society, and the reader's leg. classics and the scripts appear in the Joke escaped convicts hiding from reality. All run­ But then there are the continuous bits of phil­ Book. They are: osophy that echo Kierkegaard and the Eastern ning, all hiding. By the'end of the book, Baker has the reader The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third philosophers and, culminating to a brilliant Eye, a private detective thriller done in an crescendo in Tales, the blossoming realization believing that Patty Hearst could have been old time radio program format; that all the oddities and irrationalities of the just another rich kid rejecting her father and Temporarily Humboldt County, a criticism past had meaning for Carlos. Indeed, the teach­ the capitalistic society that he and his money of the US' treatment of Native Americans; ings of the ancient Indian don Juan do hold some stand for. Le Trente-Huite Cunegonde, a fast-paced and interesting concepts. Although she doesn't make any hard and fast very effective comment on drugs, schools, If Castaneda can be condemned for his friv­ conclusions as to' the birth of the SLA, Baker politicians, war movies, and general hipness. olous and distorted sense of what really hap­ mentions the use of drugs by several mernbers A creative imagination is the only tool needed pened--and that is becoming less important-- of the SLA, the bi-sexuality of the group's fe­ to enjoy either the books or the albums (or he must be acknowledged as a witty conveyer male leaders and society's rejection of them of a unique and complex philosophy. He sets up as possible motives for the gathering together both). The listener's pleasure is doubled, an amazingly well-hidden structure of thought of the SLA members. Using a taped message however, by reading one of the books and playing underlying the antics of his characters. Unlike delivered to KQED from Patty, Baker also i- the corresponding record at the same time. his other books, you won't find peyote-induced dentifies SLA member Willie Wolfe as Patty's The books contain word-for-word transcripts visions of a giant gnat or the battle against an lover and reason for staying with the SLA. of the recordings, even down to background evil sorceress, but you will find the depth and The book is easy reading, written by a journ­ comments and noises and mumbled or muffled the strangely sensible irrationality that is with­ alist for a general audience. It is filled with words. in us all, odd and eerie glimpses into a totally quotations and a descriptive narrative. Ex­ The Firesign Theatre' gives us a look at different reality where everything becomes the clusive is not only an indepth report and look into our lives using imagery that functions' on object of vast powers and hidden wisdom. Ab­ the SLA, it is also a behind-the-scenes look the political, mythological, sociological and surd dialogues are transformed into intriguing at investigative reporting. philosophical levels, as well as on the dream­ dialectic and profound philosophies, where be­ While Baker's main writing flaw appears to be like level of psychic or psychedelic symbolism. fore there was only an old' man and the desert. her willingness to pat herself on the back and TV commercials, talk shows, game shows, -Don Juan,, the ancient Indian who becomes slap uncooperative sources in the face, the un- used car salesmen, clergymen and many, many Carlos' guide in finding the path to knowledge,* folding of the SLA drama almost hides her some­ more fall prey to Firesign members' collec­ becomes much more of a real person in Tales. times biased, yet understandable feelings. tive power. In the other don Juan books he was too myster­ After spending months interviewing, chasing What I'm trying to say is that these two ious; his cryptic lessons at best revealed frag^ leads and uncovering evidence, Baker concludes books can't be put into your head by a review-- ments of humor and some digestible food -for that the SLA is' alive and well....and growing. you'll have to do it yourself. ' If you've never thought. But Tales is brilliant. The clarity She accuses the media of being the most abused been exposed to Firesign Theatre, find someone emerging from the past confusion, the final re­ captive of the Hearst incident. with one or more of the albums, and pick alization, the intense power and intelligence of "The news media have not come to grips with up a copy of one of the corresponding books. the old Indian, shines through in beautiful, often the fact that they were the real captives of the Then invite some friends over and settle in moving, passages of enlightenment. kill cult. They paid the highest ransom and still for an uninterrupted session of technical sti­ Tales of Power may not be the finest piece of are not free. Isn't a form of ransom when mulation. thought to be published lately, but it is an ama­ are not free. Isn't it a form of ransom when Don't be surprised if you soon find yourself zingly crafted endeavor to capture two worlds-- hours of prime time on television and radio are in a restaurant ordering a hot oheese log the rational and irrational--and present them pre-empted to play the rambling rhetoric of or some groat cakes, heavy on the thirtyweight. both in the light of one man's synthesized out­ a gang of killers?" Don't feel alarmed if you suddenly begin talking look on the world and himself. Her solution... "deal with the truth now, it may like Rocky Rococco. And don't worry when be too late for another chance." The book you can't find the yellow rubber iine to your leaves you looking over your shoulder for signs seat in the classroom. But above all, don't of a seven headed cobra. pass up a chance to read or hear the Fire­ sign Theatre. _. _ . . . . -Dave Putchinski — Kris Radish — Jim Aldrich Page 5 Post Magazine

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were unbothered by the cars of elderly folk, * And click. Another click. Hank moved the youngsters, young couples and others who came heavy camera atop its tripod to get the best Post reporter Rich Kurovsky and photographer shot The big 600 millimeter lens was pointed to look at the birds. Hank Koshollek visited the Horicon Marsh on dead center on the bulk of the approaching The birds are still there and will be until Oct 15 during the peak of geese migration. the snow begins to fall. It's easy to get to, birds. The material on this page is their written it's free and the birds don't mind. and visual perceptions of the area. "That's the one," he said. . "That s our The marsh, which is in Dodge and Fond du cover photo." Lac counties about 40 miles northwest of Mil­ It's goose time at the Horicon Marsh. As. waukee lies at the bottom of surrounding high­ many as 200,000 birds are making a stopover lands 'it is, in fact, little more than a shallow, there on their way from nesting grounds m peat-filled lakebed gouged out by glaciers thou­ Hudson Bay, Canada, to wintering quarters in sands of years ago. Today, it is covered by southern Illinois. an average of two feet of water, with some We stopped out near the town of Kekoskee semi-dry marshland and scattered areas of just outside of Mayville, on the Dike Rd. on uplands and islands. the southern boundary of the wildlife preserve. The birds know it well. Each year larger It was a mild, sunny day. Hank stood on the numbers of Canadian geese--which by far makes side of the road with his two cameras ready up the majority of birds in the marsh--visit for them as I stood and watched. the 31 000 acre area to. the delight of sight­ There was no waiting. Hundreds of the birds seers and hunters, but to the anger of farmers grazed peacefully in nearby fields, unperturbed whose crops are eaten by the hungry birds. by Hank's "shooting" of the camera. They Page 7 Poetry Post Magazine

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Notre Dame, Michigan, Wisconsin, Holy Cross, compiled the best record of any Marquette coach-- Boston College and Fordham--football powers of the 90 wins, 32 losses and 6 ties. college gridiron. They all played Marquette Uni­ When Murray first started his work on the gridiron versity back when Daniel Hoan was mayor of Mil­ he had only seven men who had previous varsity waukee, when people paid five cents to see the Marx experience. Brothers and Jean Harlow on the golden screen and In his first season, Marquette won eight games, when prohibition was at its peak. tied one and allowed only three points to be scored Football games were the "in thing" to see in Mil­ against them. The next year, the Hilltoppers won waukee and every weekend in the fall, football was all eight games and had only 12 points scored a- the focal point of all sports fans. gainst them. Old Marquette stadium had its glory days when Murray's next two successful teams came in 1930 college football was king in Milwaukee. and 1931. In 1930, Marquette allowed only seven Ah, if those stands could talk, they'd tell about points all season, winning eight games and tying the teams-who weekly ran up and down the golden one. Iowa was one of the victims with 27-0 loss, turf, thrilling fans with the likes of Laurence Mc- marking the first defeat of a Big Ten team by Mar­ Ginnis, , Buzz Buivid and Sammy Baugh. quette. They'd tell of the coaches who swaggered up and With a one-defeat schedule in 1935, Marquette was down the side line--Bill Juneau, Jack Ryan, Tom slated from the outset to do big things. The follow­ Jennings and Frank Murray. And they'd tell of the ing season the Golden Avalanche, as they were then teams, that came to the city on Lake Michigan to known, had won recognition nationally. Ray Buivid, play before capacity crowds. the sensational junior, had rated honorable mention It all started in 1892 when football was held on a on several all-American teams and was minor level. Marquette started slow, losing to Mil­ widely known as the fleet little Avalanche quarter­ waukee High School 14-0 and 16-0 before winning their back. first game ever, over St. Ignatius College of Chica­ In 1936, Coach Murray instituted another technique go 10-0. into his coaching--the dreaded flanker. It was in­ In those days, the Hilltoppers played the likes of stalled into his game plan and gave Marquette one West Side High, South Side High, Spencerian Busi­ ness College and Northwestern Mutual Life Insur­ ance Co. Those years were lean, but in the years The athletic potver to follow Marquette would make a name for itself and for Milwaukee. \ The big push came in 1908 when Bill Juneau be­ begins to fade came head coach. The team started on its roa'd to Coach Frank Murray: the best record success by grinding Oshkosh, 45-0. Then they tied Illinois 6-6 and followed up that showing by whipping St. Viator 63-0." -- 90 wins, 32 losses, and six ties. of the most thrilling passing games in the nation. The real test,though, came shortly thereafter when Marquette's 1936 season was probably the great­ Juneau's Hilltoppers met the mighty power--the Uni­ The truth had dawned on all of the Blue and Gold est in terms of recognition. The team had a 7-2 versity of Wisconsin. admirers that Marquette in her athletic prosperity record and had a crack at making the Rose Bowl. Wisconsin scored early in the game with a touch­ had lived in the present with never a thought of the But a 13-6 loss to Duquesne spoiled the bid and down. This gave them a 5-0 lead (touchdowns counted future. The team that had been a contender for Mid­ Marquette settled for the first Cotton Bowl to be west football honors, that had thrice held the Notre played on New Year's Day at Dallas. Dame team to a tie, had passed away. Nothing was Before a crowd of about 20,000 Marquette went down left of that powerful machine but a bunch of ambi­ in defeat to the Horned Frogs of Texas Christian Marquette's bubble tious youngsters with little or no experience. 16-6. The Horned Frogs scored first, getting a field With the closing of the season the unhappy com­ goal in the first five minutes of the game. bination of a poor record, an > $18,000 deficit and The Cotton Bowl game made Milwaukee football was about to burst the lack of college spirit prompted the president crazy. Marquette made it and this meant much to of the university to give out a statement putting the Milwaukee people. Milwaukee dreamed of be­ an end to athletics at Marquette. But the Mar­ coming a powerful football center. But that dream for five points in those days). Just before the end quette spirit was not completely dead. Students disappeared. Murray left Marquette after the 1936 of the first half, Marquette's endTLee Foley, caught called a mass meeting and each one signed a pet­ season and went on to coach Virginia. With him, a pass and ran 50 yards for a touchdown. With ition that an athletic fee of five dollars be added Murray took the fortune of Marquette. Never again the extra point, Marquette took the lead by a score to their tuition. would it be the same. Marquette's golden years of 6-5. However, in the last few minutes of the With the help of the students and the people of were gone. game, the Badgers kicked a field goal (counting Milwaukee, Marquette football began its second great After Murray's departure, the Avalanche went for four points) and won the game 9-6. rise to the top. through some lean years, with losing seasons and Marquette was in the big time and the fans of In 1921, the Marquette Alumni organized a group losing fan interest. Finally, in December of 1960, Milwaukee were eating it up when in 1912, Juneau to plan a new stadium > The former field, located big time college football died in Milwaukee. Never left Marquette and became coach at Wisconsin. at 10th and State St. had a capacity of around 5,500. again would the gridiron of Marquette stadium host With him, he took his record of 19 wins, 5 loses, In 1922, plans were drawn up for a concrete bowl such teams as Notre Dame, Holy Cross, Boston Col­ and 6 ties. that would seat 50,000. The original, plans never lege, Michigan and Wisconsin. The Marquette bubble was about to burst. Most materialized. The seating capacity was reduced to In 69 years, the colors of blue and gold compiled of Juneau's stars had graduated and freshmen were 20,000 with two sideline sections, and expansion was a record of 271 wins, 219 loses and 39 ties. Now it's prohibited from playing with the varsity team. set aside for the future'. just a memory for many, and history for others. In 1912, C.J. Kenney became coach, but he could The Alumni agreed to foot the cost and in the winter only muster a 3-4 record. In 1913, Lee Foley re-, of 1922-23 a drive was started to purchase the old — Dan Currier versed the numbers with a 4-3 record. After a circus grounds near the Menominee River. Work crushing blow dealt by Notre Dame in a 69-0 loss started in the spring of 1923 and was completed in on the last day of the season, cries came pouring 1924. (Photos courtesy of .) out to abolish football. Frank Murray started at Marquette in 1922 and Page 9 Post Magazine Che Quest for treasure

artwork — James Parker

Few things will stir up the spirit of adventure as treasures. England finally did call a truce with Spain of their victims. Commonly known as "the Jolly much as the prospect of a treasure hunting expedi­ an act which put a large number of navy sailors out Roger," the flag normally consisted of a white skull tion. The popular appetite for' 'get rich quick" schemes of employment. Many of these turned to piracy in order and cross-bones on a black background. Sometimes, has continued unabated throughout the ages, from Egy­ to make a living. however, a captain would display his own personal ptian tomb robbers to present-day beach combers. And The practice of piracy spread rapidly. In 1563, there design, such as a heart, pierced and dripping with nowhere has treasure hunting been a more avidly pur­ were 400 known pirates sailing, but by 1610, they had blood, or a pirate figure standing on two skulls and sued occupation (or preoccupation) than among the sca­ increased tenfold. Besides unemployed sailors, pirate brandishing a flaming sword. Less ornate companies vengers and colonists of the North American continent. crews included ex-privateers, commissioned to attack flew a simple black flag. America's discovery and subsequent settlement can, ships of :a particular nation by their homeland. Some Pirate society was structured communistically. The in fact, be envisioned as a gigantic treasure hunt. It former privateers became famous pirate captains, first pirate organization, the Brethren of the Coast, all started, of course, with Christopher Columbus who, such as the notoriously wicked Blackbeard. Pirate was a sort of pirates' union that operated along the -en route to the Orient with three shiploads of mutinous crews often included adventure seekers from the coast of the Spanish Main. The organization was set Spanish sailors, stumbled unwittingly upon a strange American colonies: prisoners of war, debtors and up to establish a code of laws governing conduct on new land. The carefree natives he discovered, be­ criminals shipped over from England as well as in­ the high seas and the distribution of booty. Each pi­ decked in gold and jewels, inspired his return visit dentured servants dissatisfied with their lot. " rate had an equal voice in public affairs, although the m in 1493, this time accompanied by a more enthusias­ percentage of plunder he received depended upon his tic crew of adventurous gold-seekers. Those of us who can remember the cruel Captain Hook from Peter Pan's Never-Never Land or the rank. Compensations were awarded for injuries re­ The search for riches began in the West Indies. visions of pirate life from Robert Louis Stevenson's sulting from attacks on ships; the loss of a right arm, No matter that the Caribbean islands were already Treasure Island may shudder to think of the fate of for example, merited 600 Spanish pieces of eight, while occupied by native tribes; there was no need to con­ the pirates' victims. Fiction is usually based on fact, a left arm or a leg was valued only at 500. Eyes and sider these savages in the moral scheme of things. and these portraits are not far from the truth. If fingers were worth 100 pieces each. The Spaniards believed themselves to be soldiers "Fifteen men on the dead' man's chest-- The captain of a pirate ship was chosen for his dar­ of the Church as well as fortune seekers. They came Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!" ing, courage and seaworthiness. Cruelty and destruc- "for the heathen's soul and the heathen's gold" and is enough to bring shivers up yer timbers, then an tiveness were often admired in a captain, but as a their mission was embellished with glory and ro­ encounter with Peter the Great's crew would be more rule, these traits weren't turned against the crew. mance. Therefore, they didn't hesitate to plunder than enough to require the use of smelling salts. The respect due the captain seldom extended beyond the natives and enslave them to work the Spanish obedience to his orders when under attack; according mines. to one account, "any man had the right to use his (the Two decades after Columbus' discovery, the great captain's) punch bowl, enter the cabin, swear at him warrior Hernan Cortes set foot on the shores of and seize his food without his finding fault, except Mexico. There, he and his followers discovered a as between men." highly developed native civilization of the Aztecs. When the crew wasn't busy attacking, they employed After initial native hostility dimmed, Cortes managed themselves with rum and song. Musicians were allowed to set up a trading arrangement with the Aztecs, on board for entertainment, but women were forbidden by which he obtained gold vessels and ornaments used because they were a cause for quarrel. as common everyday items among the Indians. Ru­ Two American women did manage to get on board mors of a rich civilization to be found deeper into one pirate ship, however, under the guise of male the interior prompted further exploration, which re­ pirates. Anne Bonny, an illegitimate child raised as sulted in the discovery of the beautiful white city of a boy, married the pirate captain, Calico Jack, and Tenochtitlan. virtually took over the command of his ship. Another The city was an architectural wonderland floating woman who joined the crew in disguise, Mary Read, on a lake, decorated- with gold, turquoise and other had a history similar to Anne's; Anne eventually dis­ minerals precious to the Spaniards. The temptation covered and befriended her. was too much to be resisted, and Cortes and his fol­ lowers engaged in a brutal war with the fierce Az­ As piracy became an increasingly popular career, tecs, who were led by their distinguished emperor, nations engaged in commerce found that they would have Moctezuma. The Spaniards finally conquered the Az­ to do something about it if they wished to stay in bus­ tec capital in 1521 and proceeded to distribute the iness. Warships were sent out sporadically to destroy booty among themselves and the Spanish government. pirate ships, and hanging was established as the pun­ Exploration continued up through Mexico and into ishment for anyone caught engaged in piracy. But what was later to become the state of New Mexico. these attempts were unsuccessful for a long time be­ There the Spaniards were met with Pueblo Indian, cause of citizen support of piracy. legends of "cities paved with gold and houses with Piracy was big business in the colonies. Booty turquoise studded walls." More detailed exploration, taken in the Caribbean and-the Red Sea was sold in however, revealed only the- hostility of native Indian the colonies, or exchanged for rum and ammunition. tribes, so the Spanish abandoned their "white ele­ The pirates had a market for their goods, and the phant" and pushed onward, inspired by Zuni tales of colonists could avoid the high price of taxed English "a land to the north where people slept under water merchandise. A number of government officials en­ and wore gold bracelets." Blackbeard gaged in agreements with pirates. William Markham,^ In the meantime, Juan Ponce de Leon, who had lieutenant-governor of Pennsylvania from 1694-1699,* come to the island of Espanola (Haiti) with Colum­ Peter was a Frenchman and the captain of one of even married his daughter to a notorious pirate, Cap­ bus in 1493, was exploring Florida for the legendary the first pirate ships to plunder the Spanish fleet. tain James Brown; the couple associated with the best Fountain of Youth. He never found it, but he did man­ An unlucky witness of one of Peter the Great's at­ families in Philadelphia. age to involve himself in a number of skirmishes with tacks described the pirates in the following words: New York was a hotbed of political corruption in the the Florida natives, who had a clever technique of "They were dressed in their usual manner, late 1600's because of the government's dealings with throwing the Spanish off guard with tales of gold while in shirts soaked in the blood of wild cattle, pirates. One disturbed official lamented that "piracy massing their canoes for attack. leather breeches and moccasins of rawhide." and illegal trade had become the beloved twins of the But the era of Spanish control of the Caribbean was The sight caused the captain of the attacked vessel, merchants of New York." One enterprising immigrant soon to come to a close. Elizabethan England was con­ who was playing cards in his cabin at the time, to to New York from Holland, Frederick Philipse, rose stantly vying with Spain for sea power, and part of cry out, "The ship is invaded by devils!" from a humble carpenter to the richest man in New England's- battle consisted of raiding the Spanish ships The skull and bones under which the pirate ships York through his habit of marrying rich widows with returning from the Caribbean loaded with American sailed were designed to strike terror into the hearts continued on page 10 November 1974 Page 10

from page 9 descended into the hold with a few volunteers, where Treasure hunters, professional and otherwise, are investments in shipping. He became involved in pirate he set fire to buckets of brimstone; he managed to still looking for the Cocos Island treasure, the worth dealings and corrupt New York politics, and eventually endure the heat longer than the others and emerged of which has been estimated at $100,000,000. The employed five ships in trade with pirates. triumphant. treasure, which originated in Lima, Peru, was stolen The cities of Boston, Salem and Philadelphia were Blackbeard was befriended by a number of gover­ from church officials in the early 1800's. The pirates also involved in dealings with pirates. Many a prom­ nors during the course of his career, and managed buried the booty on Cocos Island, 1,350 miles away, inent Quaker or Puritan who openly denounced piracy to acquire 14 wives in his travels. In his final con­ but were hung before they could return for it or re­ as immoral was secretly engaged in trade with pirates. frontation with the law, Blackbeard continued fight­ veal its exact location. Sooner or later some lucky By the turn of the century, American waters were so ing until he had received 25 wounds, whereupon he treasure hunter is bound to turn it up--if ~it really infested with pirate ships that the entire stretch of fell dead on the deck of his ship. exists, that is. the coast line appeared to be engaged in battle. Piracy was eventually licked by the onset of the The prospect of hidden gold to be had for the seek­ South Carolina was famous for harboring pirates. Industrial Revolution when jobs grew in number and ing has prompted otherwise 'sane people to endure nu­ The renowned Blackbeard haunted the Carolinas on a pay for the worker'increased. Potential pirates thus merous hardships and nurse unfounded hopes in the % regular basis, and on one occasion, blockaded Charles were induced to remain at home, and the remaining pursuit of their own private treasures. It's easy to Town because of a disagreement with the town mer­ pirates who did not meet Captain Hook's fate in the speculate about human dreams of hidden treasures, chants. He commanded four ships and over 400 men, belly of a crocodile were eventually wiped out by but its not so easy to pinpoint their origin. Maybe and was fond of proclaiming himself to be the devil. other means. it's just that old childhood vision of finding a pot of His name originated from what one acquaintance des­ But the demise of the pirate era did not put an end gold at the end of the rainbow--as if the rainbow itself cribed as his "large quantity of hair, which, like a to treasure seeking. Pirate treasures were rumored weren't the answer. frightful meteor covered his whole face, and fright­ to be hidden everywhere along the Atlantic seaboard ened America more than any comet that has appeared from Nova Scotia to South Carolina, with the New in a long time." England beaches reckoned to be especially fertile — Rosanne Hallowell At one time, to prove he was the devil, Blackbeard hunting grounds.

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Omar T. sat there on the floor doing his kung fu exercises to the sounds of Bad Company, specifi­ cally Ready for Love, his favorite tune. Suddenly, he turned to me and my typewriter and said, "There must be twenty bars within walking distance of this apartment. Let's hit them all--tonight!" Omar T. is a friend of mine from Oconomowoc, who moved in with me Sept. 1. He's a bar connois­ seur, and quite the drinker, too. "I'll select the bars," said he. "Believe me, you'll have a great time." Our first stop was the Tux, actually the Tuxedo, on Downer just south of Park. It's one of Omar T.'s favorite places to catch a good sandwich along with a couple of beers. Omar T. says the variety at the Tux is what attracts mm the most. The sandwiches they offer are superb, and they're reasonably priced. Their tap beers are 25 cents. Omar T. prefers some These cartoons by Dennis Kitchen, reprinted from the 1969 Post, bear witness to of the other beers they have such as Bass Ale, Guin­ ness Stout, and Heineken. the continuing traditions of neighborhood bars, despite minor changes in clientele. "I like to get there before 10 p.m.," he says. "If Both the paneling and the wood trimmings were fin­ watching the reflection of those two TV'sinthe.mirror. you wait too late, you have to stand. I guess I don't ished in dark walnut. The in-living-color reflections captivated Omar T mind cruising around in a bar, talking to a lot of I was led to the neatly padded bar by Omar T. He to pass midnight. different people. But if you like to sit when you drink, ordered a couple of brandy manhattans which must Just about then, Omar T. zoomed out the door. He you better get to the Tux early." have cost him a buck each. I'm not sure how much they knew better than to ask me to come along. Sure enough, Our second stop of the evening was Morry's on were exactly, because he wouldn't let me buy any of when he returned, his eyes were just as I expected-- Prospect.. One of the most striking things about Mor­ the next three rounds. red and about three-quarters open. ry's is its decorations. The walls and ceilings are La Veer's is a nice, quiet bar with comfortable He smirked and said, let's play foos. Foos, or foos- barnwood, accented by an assortment of neatly hung stalls. The bartender told us that it usually wasn't ball, is Omar T.'s favorite sport. But after watching pictures, posters and medieval shields. this/quiet. He said business would probably pick up the ball roll on the foosball table, I thought he We sat together along the wall across from the front later in the evening. was ready to hit someone. bar. Omar T. had a brandy manhattan and I had a gin Omar T. said Morry's and La Veer's catered pretty I now understand why we played so poorly. After an andvtonic. His was a dollar and mine was 85 cents. much to the post college crowd. Their prices were hour of good 50 cent drinks, I was using the foosball Omar T. said he couldn't see paying 60 cents for their just about the same, too. table' to hold myself up, and Omar T. was floating draught beer; I couldn't either. I guess you might have figured out by now that the somewhere near the ceiling. I told him that there were quite a few good looking price of a drink in the last couple bars strongly sug­ He looked at me and said through glazed'eyes, "Let's women in the place and that they were all smiling. gests moving on to somewhere cheaper. go to the Coast." Omar T. said, "They are laughing at the guys sitting Seeking good drinks at a low price--now where could The Barbary Coast is just across the street from around with their tongues hanging out of their mouths." we go? Hooligan's on North Avenue. Omar T. says it's one Just about then, one of those top 40 numbers that I Hooligans, that's it. This night was Omar T.'s first of those scaled down imitations of the Mad Hatter thought only junior high schoolers liked came blaring visit there. He described it this way. minus the drummer (probably the most humorous out of the juke box. Omar T. decided he'd had enough "When the door opened, alii could see were bottles. thing in the Mad Hatter besides the watered down of it, and it was time for us to move on. Hundreds of liquor bottles, all lined neatly above a drinks). It's always crowded and you've almost al­ Not more than ten steps from Morry's door brought long L-shaped wooden bar. The floor was also wooden, ways got to fight for a seat. us to La Veer's, where neither of us had ever been. and there was a mirror on the wall opposite the bar It has a dance floor for those who like dancing We walked into a dimly lit cocktail lounge surrounded which allowed you to watch two TV's at the same time." to a juke box. by a dozen or so dimly lit booths. The walls were pan­ Sitting at the bar, we gulped scotch and water for Omar T. laughed a lot at the slide show on the wall eled and each booth had a finely sculptured wood frame. the next hour. Omar T. did indeed get a kick out of above the dance floor. He called the slides a random selection of bar shots, cars, nature pictures and the Beatles. He then began to rap with some ladies who offered 2017 us a ride to the Y-Not. visits HOOLWAB £. North Ave. I guess I couldn't pass that up. The Y-Not is my favorite bar. They have a room in the back padded orb nof ffeeessar/As with carpet samples and there are different levels here to sit on. We got there about 1:00 a.m., just time enough for a couple of drinks before closing. The ladies (I'd *fc tell you their names, but I've forgotten them, and Omar T. mumbled when we were introduced) each ordered a hurricane, a gigantic drink in what looks like a flower vase. They're $1.50 plus a dollar de­ posit on the glass (the drinks, not the ladies). Omar T. ordered a tap beer, served in a schooner for only I had a Snot, the official drink of the UWM Post. It's a super drink, sort of a sour harvey wallbanger. The hurricanes are also dynamite. There's a little of everything in them, and nicely topped with wine. Omar T. just sat there rapping away. I listened to the tunes from the juke box, probably thebestbox in town. I guess I must have dozed off because the next thing I remembered was OmarT. and Tony, the owner, laughing while one of the bartenders yelled, "Let's go. I want to go home." As we walked out the door, Omar T. said, "We'll see you tomorrow, Tony." I just held my head as we stumbled our way home. &&• — George Bentley PUBLISHER'S OVERSTOCK

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