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Jingo by Terry Pratchett Jingo by Terry Pratchett World war breaks out in Discworld when the lost kingdom of Leshp emerges from the sea after being submerged for hundreds of years. This island is a prize of strategic importance, causing the amries of Ankh- Morpork and Al-Khali to both enter into battle for conquest of the recently surfaced rock. For Commander Vimes of Ankh-Morpork, this is easier said than done. Facing potential death, torture and defeat, a small band of sardines, warriors, fishermen and squid follow their commander to battle. Stephen Briggs’ vibrant and energetic adaptation of Pratchett’s novel brings the fantastical world of Discworld to the stage. Jingo premiered at the Union Theatre, Abingdon, in December 1997. Genre: fantasy adaptation Fee: £56 plus VAT, per performance Cast: m 14 f7 Scripts: ISBN 9780413774460, £8.99 Set: various fantasy locations Length: 2 acts Contact: [email protected] Extract Carrot We should attack now. Carrot Angua! Jabbar But it’s dark! Angua There’s a couple of hundred soldiers out there! Anyone got any water? And suitable clothes? Carrot It’s just as dark for the enemy, sir. I got these off…well, never mind, but they could Vimes But it’s pitch black! You wouldn’t know who have done with a visit to the laundry first. the hell you were fighting! Half the time you’d be shooting at your own side! Jabbar They will not dare to attack before dawn. A dawn we will attack. Carrot We wouldn’t. Because there’s only a few of Carrot Might I suggest an alternative. Sir? I have us, sir. All we need to do is crawl out there, make a been reading books on tactics, sir. They suggest a bit of noise and then let them get on with it. All armies are the same size at night, sir. good way to deal with overwhelming odds is to turn them into underwhelming odds. Sir. Vimes Well? If you enjoyed this, you might like: Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett (m16 f8) Going Postal by Terry Pratchett (m16 f17) Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett (m19 f13) Please contact [email protected] for more details. Methuen Drama, Bloomsbury Publishing Plc, 36 Soho Square, London W1D 3QY Tel: +44 (0)20 7758 0200 E-mail: [email protected] Web: www.methuendrama.com .
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