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SEASON 2, ISSUE 8: August 13th, 2004 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Darius Molloy, Batt in Blax: «Battin' average = Unstoppable!» Jerry 'Informed' Time, Camarilla Divided: «Time to start cleaning RO for the illegal teams playing there.» Darius Molloy, Dangermouse: «Fear the power of the clover!» Sean Cable, DC Red Hot and Blues: «Let the rains begin! Fall has come early to the east coast and the only thing there's less of than the sun is job creation.» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Galaxy Brothers: «Regnet skinner, solen drypper.. Er det noe galt med meg?» Espen Chr. Brill, Grorud Grasshuggers: «Grunts' coach has peed in Car Park's drinking water.» Espen Chr. Brill, Grunts United: «I refuse to comment on the accusation that I've peed in Car Park's drinking water.» Daddy Bear, Mishima Zaibatsu: «For the last time: My name is NOT Kuma!!!» Espen Chr. Brill, Monkey Business: «The doomed voyage of the Obsessivo-Compulsivo will haunt me forever.» Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «Its not easy to escape your Shadow? nor mine!» Owen Blagae, Stranraer Reserves: «From the sublime to the ridiculous this week?» 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 13 =========================== Muppets - Sportf†narna United 7 : 1 Scorers: Dr Teeth (22., 79.), Crazy Harry (34.), Floyd Pepper (72.), Sam the Eagle (10.), Rizzo Rat (39.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***1 Booked: Beaker, Marvin Suggs ***Nabiki Tendo A relegation match with no manager present, where the Muppets take two important points and strengthens chances of survival, whereas the Dust Stompers will have to improve considerably to remain in Rosedale Open next season. Call of Cthulhu - Grorud Grasshuggers 2 : 3 Scorers: Nyarlathotep (16., 61.) ***Felix Leiter (32.), The Doom Song (20.), Pit the even younger (5.) Booked: --- ***Felix Leiter, Herb With the Lurking Fear weakened by suspensions, the Grasshuggers had some hopes before this match at the Arkham Asylum. They opened very well, and the Necronomicon simply couldn't muster enough support to see their guys catch back. Jedi Order - Camarilla Divided 1 : 0 Scorers: Quinlan Vos (56.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Carla 'Narrow-minded' Walston, Jerry 'Informed' Time, ZiiiiM the Dodgy Mumbler Jedi Order were without their manager for this match, but that didn't matter too much - the Ancients have used up all of coach Scarborough's karma this season, so there's nothing left to see through tight victories for Generation X. Congratulations, Lightside, on the first defeat of Camarilla Divided this season! the Ancients - Saturday Morning FC 7 : 1 Scorers: Ursuppe (16., 25., 76.), Euoplocephalus (37.), Mammoth (88.), Fred Flintstone (59.), Trilobite (71.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Eohippus ***Pinky The Oldtimers storms ahead against a Saturday Morning team crippled by suspensions. Car Park Rangers - Stranraer Reserves 1 : 4 Scorers: Bruce Banner (20.) ***Heiyu Hoyahamahia (14., 50.), Hwan Long Dong (77.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Bruce Banner, Connor Hawke, Dick Grayson ***Hassan Al Ergi Car Park gives the Blues a run for the money today, keeping scores even till half time. However, Stranraer came back with 3 goals in the second half, and comfortably escapes the relegation battle for now. Grunts United - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 7 : 1 Scorers: Lenny Lesser (36., 56., 88.), Fork Fever (14., 46.), Trolluc Troeffel (52.), Larry Long (80.) ***Anthony J. Crowley (78.) Booked: Mean Middlefielder ***--- With the fear of losing his hair, coach Brill rushes the Greenskins to a crushing victory against the Apocalypse. Both teams appear to be having medal chances if their endseason works out well - and judging from this match, one would think the Greenskins have a chance of that. Rosedale Open Match day 14 =========================== Camarilla Divided - Muppets 15 : 2 Scorers: Bill the Clueless Brujah (28., 32., 52., 74., 88.), Ozzy 'Puppet' Mandrill (4., 17., 37., 62.), Carla 'Narrow-minded' Walston (8., 46., 55., 65.), Pierre 'Shotgun' Duval (80., 82.) ***Lew Zealand (16.) Penalties: - ***1 Generation X shows they're still kings of the league, with managerless Muppets receiving more than a dozen of goals. Sportf†narna United - Call of Cthulhu 0 : 6 Scorers: --- ***Shub-Niggurath (51., 88.), Azathoth (26., 60.), Yog-Sothoth (78.), Nyarlathotep (16.) Call of Cthulhu avenges their earlier defeat against defenseless Dust Stompers, and thus holds on to their third place convincingly. Jedi Order - Grunts United 2 : 0 Scorers: Aayla Secura (73.), Bultar Swan (60.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Trolluc Troeffel With coach Brill's hair safe for the weekend, the Greenskins slack around drowsily, allowing managerless Jedi Order to take a full 4 points in the league this week. the Ancients - Car Park Rangers 20 : 0 Scorers: Ursuppe (11 goal$s), Mammoth (20., 69., 75.), Heterodontosaurus (51., 85.), Fred Flintstone (17., 73.), Morosaurus (25., 78.) ***--- the Oldtimers closes in two points on the league leaders this weekend; can Henry's second team catch his first team? Saturday Morning FC - Grorud Grasshuggers 6 : 4 Scorers: Rick Hunter (21., 29., 90.), Tosh 'I-Tal' Wailer (49.), Captain Caveman (65.), She-Ra Princess of Power (55.) ***The Doom Song (61., 68.), Herb (26.), Pit the even younger (2.) Booked: Pinky ***Felix Leiter An even match at ACME Park sees the Grasshuggers claim the lead early, but the 2D's turn it around for two vital points in the relegation struggle. Stranraer Reserves - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 1 : 8 Scorers: Jacques Ancelit (84.) ***Witchfinder Major Saucepan (25., 38., 61., 75., 87.), Adam Young (49., 53.), Dr. Raven Sable (19.) A rather solid away victory for the Apocalypse keeps them in the running (for the bronze medals?), whereas Stranraer Reserves continue their pace. Lexington League Match day 13 ============================== Mishima Zaibatsu - Gangsters United 3 : 2 Scorers: Roger the Bush Kangaroo (14.), Anna Williams (82.), Yoshimitsu (27.) ***John Gotti (41., 58.) Booked: --- ***John Gotti, The man with the plan A quite close match at the Iron Fist Tournament this week, and with an away win, the Mobsters would've passed Those Who Heed The Call on the table. However, that wasn't meant to be, and the distance on the table doubles between these teams. ANU FC - New Bremen Cyberdruids 1 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Maurice P. Schmidt (3.), Michaela di Vani (72.) Penalties: 1 ***- Sent off: Whinging Bitch (60.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Malek Even with ANU FC crippled by suspensions, the Cyberdruids only barely managed to eek out a win, with the decisive goal coming towards the end of the match. Still, they'll keep their lead barring a large Blitzball win. Toy Town Rovers - Coventry 5 : 0 Scorers: Robin Hood (44., 50.), Beowulf (14., 68.), Pied Piper (44.) ***--- Booked: Rose Red ***Al Simmons, Carl Crocker, Kurt Wagner, Robbie Starr Coventry attempted to field the suspended Henry McCoy, but he was replaced before the game began. From the run of play, there was really nothing much he could have done anyway - Toy Town were significantly stronger and cruised in to a convincing home win. Desassossego Blues - Trivial Brief Association 1 : 3 Scorers: Alvaro de Campos (37.) ***Receiver of Message (24., 89.), Norwegian Truck Herder (7.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Barao de Teive ***--- The teams at Athena Stadium tonight had virtually the same chances of winning, but the Shorties were luckier, and thus got both points. Fishwick Old Contemptibles - Ladish Sausage 0 : 0 Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Beatrice 'Louise' Dumbrowski, Donald 'Pops' Poppanowski The Fishies get their first (and very lucky) point of the season against inefficient Mad Cows, who had a key player out with a suspension. Still, a two goal away win would've been lucky for the Fishies, so Otto's Meats despair at the number of balls going off the woodwork. the Blitzball Team - Sale Savoyards 1 : 1 Scorers: Kimahri (18.) ***Cyril (47.) Another top match, very close indeed - and all in all, 1-1 was a very fair result of this completely clean match. Lexington League Match day 14 ============================== Coventry - Mishima Zaibatsu 1 : 4 Scorers: Robbie Starr (52.) ***Anna Williams (5., 38.), Prototype Jack (57.), Eddy Gordo (15.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Mikey Michaels ***--- Coventry were overrun at Highfield Road by promotion candidates Mishima Zaibatsu. Are the Sky Blues looking at further relegation this year? Gangsters United - ANU FC 1 : 0 Scorers: Tony Soprano (88.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Brettles Incredible! ANU pulls off a strategical wonder, but messes up the 3:1 rule in the process, and thus loses the game still! Gangsters got one shot on goal, and converted it. Toy Town Rovers - the Blitzball Team 2 : 2 Scorers: Kazuya Mishima (46.), Rumpelstilzchen (32.) ***Amalie (16.), Yuna (39.) Booked: Rumpelstilzchen ***--- A fairly even match at the Stadium of Night, with the Blitzballers having somewhat better chances, but the Fables successfully holding them to a draw. With that, the home team leaves the relegation zone again! Desassossego Blues - Fishwick Old Contemptibles 8 : 0 Scorers: Alberto Caeiro (50., 58., 84.),