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Ed™ Edward_Wetter 09/04/2017 8:09 PM

You know your organization has taken off when it has its own video game… I still take full credit for creating the ZNG, by the way.

…Kidding! Mostly. =P I'll call this a log of what is already the greatest RPG ever (it has ME in it!), but it's only a demo and will consist of less of a record and more of me laughing at jokes you probably won't understand.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:12 PM So forty seconds in I'm already stiﬂing laughter to keep from waking the whole house up.

I'd have picked a better time to play this, but there really is no better time.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:13 PM Stiﬂing is not working.

Oh, and spoilers aren't marked guys. Don't read this, obviously. E Yeah! e 1 D

Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:15 PM ND, what have you done?! This is brilliantly horrible and I love it.

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Nintendoer 09/04/2017 8:18 PM Breaking down already, "Frederick"? =P

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:21 PM Glitch swords to Soggy Books... The references are just supplemented by the downright weird!

Stagger's got a straight-out Evil Empire? Haha, there really is no ZNGer who makes a better villain...

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:27 PM I legitimately panicked when that foolproof plan was so brutal. Maybe the next one will actually be foolproof, though... Poor Simon. Is this just his catchphrase now? =P E Yeah! e 2 D

Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:30 PM ...

The old man's milk-deprived grouchiness is one heck of an opponent. I bet not liking the combat is what made him grumpy...

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:34 PM "Failure count: Seventy-four." ...And THAT was where I lost it. I don't know if I'll even try to sleep tonight. I feel like some of those quotes in the scene with Stagger were ripped straight from real ZNG chats… Yeah!s are currency? And Notif Gems too, right?

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Nintendoer 09/04/2017 8:38 PM If you're laughing this hard now, wait until you get out of the cave...

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:45 PM I won't have to play this outside, will I?

Well, that's one way to heal the party! Makes up for the guesswork used for ﬁghting Zols... Turn-based stuff still isn't my favorite, no shocker there. ;)

E Yeah! e 1 D Nintendoer 09/04/2017 8:47 PM You might. =P

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:49 PM Uh oh. Have we just established ofﬁcial criteria for being excommunicated from the ZNG?

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:51 PM ...Here it is. Standard trivia with Brandon! Let's see where this goes.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:52 PM It's going to be very hard to not post every line from this conversation. This would probably ring true if the U had more user slots.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:54 PM So yeah, I cracked up. Oops, sorry sleeping family.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 8:57 PM Fish and ﬁsherman have a rivalry, and our faithful android is still spouting out volumes of information... All is as it should be with our organisation! E Yeah! e 1 D

Ed™ 09/04/2017 9:01 PM I'm trying to recall if I ever said anything like this...

Oh, and the satire with the petition against actually trying in video games. Can't NOT like that.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 9:02 PM Nope, I didn't. Just third-wall breaking and some crazily speciﬁc scanner usage... E Yeah! e 1 D

Nintendoer 09/04/2017 9:03 PM I don't have a clue. That one, I just made up because I needed a reason to proceed to the next dungeon.

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Ed™ 09/04/2017 9:11 PM Works for me, just like this awesome gacket... Enhance relics, intellectual challenges, and my plot-locked face, eh? There's obviously a lot more thought put in here than goofy insde jokes, ND. I'll look forward even more to the full game.

Running low on comments, 3ds battery, and sleep for now, though.

E Yeah! e 3 D Britt 09/05/2017 12:12 AM Poor brandon!

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Ray 09/05/2017 8:23 AM I'll sign up to receive Notif Gems from this post…

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Matthew 09/05/2017 9:15 AM Skyward...Swoooooord! ifacations.

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Blake 09/05/2017 5:09 PM I had to hold myself back from logging every other line of dialogue. The inside jokes are just too good.

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Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:17 PM Don't worry Blake, I'm logging every other line of dialogue for you… A riddle game and a maze with the added time constraimt of gills that only function for three minutes? This is going to be fun... E Yeah! e 1 D

Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:26 PM Crouch Stabs and now this... I'm enjoying how many actual glitches I love doing comprise my moveset. Kinda glad I got this over whips. =P

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Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:27 PM I get the feeling that ND is going to spend a LOT of time droning on in this game.

Get it? "Drone?" Because he's a... Yeah.

E Yeah! e 1 D Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:29 PM ...Please tell me that encounter was scripted.

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Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:34 PM Elzo-dono! Now we're talking. Big eyes, check. Drawn to campﬁres, check. Elf ears, che—

Wait, what? Alright then...

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Nintendoer 09/06/2017 8:35 PM Hey, I just chose the model with the biggest eyes. =P

E Yeah♥ e 1 D Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:36 PM I get the feeling this pseudo-stealth mechanic is going to be a lot more fun than guessing Zol types.

Yes. I approve of the glitch sword upgrade.

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Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:42 PM I'm sorry ND, but I think I'll have to agree with… uh… ME on this one.

But you've done well with Elzo's mechanics, from what I can tell! Searching for upgrades instead of earning them through combat is what I'll enjoy...

E Yeah! e 1 D Ed™ 09/06/2017 8:59 PM Yeah, this dungeon was deﬁnitely more fun. Elzo is already a beast, especially with that smelly hat. Strategic clothing!

Run-of-the-mill bandits can call upon the Admins at a whim to attack people they don't like? Sounds surprisingly… real.

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Ed™ 09/06/2017 9:01 PM So that just happened. Good night, that's EXACTLY how I remember it happening on Miiverse! This is like reading a biography or something…

And I cracked up again at this. C'mon, why'd it have to be me? ND is the leader here! …Maybe?

E Yeah! e 3 D Nintendoer 09/06/2017 9:08 PM To be fair, it did happen to both of us. But this will have more plot signiﬁcance...

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Ed™ 09/07/2017 11:53 AM Well, that's one way to end it... Please don't make us wait for you to spend a month on each of the other ten dungeons, eh?

Hidden character fairly easily. Not many places to hide a pillar that are unnoticeable enough to make it too tricky... Hidden character found, though why was he locked in my cellar?

Here's my play stats, since I saw you asking when I went through your post...

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Nintendoer 09/07/2017 1:06 PM It might be that long, it might be longer. Especially as these dungeons are going to get longer and more complex...

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Jon 09/09/2017 5:06 PM Ed, how do you join the ZNG, and will you work on this demo after this?

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Jon 09/09/2017 5:12 PM Oh, Nintendoer, you made this, it looks sick, I wish I had rpg maker now.

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Ed™ 09/09/2017 9:07 PM RPG Maker? Oh, I don't have that either. There's a totally free-to-download FES RPG Player on eShop though, which lets you play other people's RPGs—for free! (Can't make your own with it, but apparently that takes 1,000 hours and a year to do anyway.) Check Nintendoer's latest posts and get in on this!

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Nintendoer 09/09/2017 9:22 PM To be honest, it probably wouldn't take as long if I didn't put as much detail into...everything. There are a variety of sample items, weapons, monsters, etc. with all the stats balanced and ready to go, but I decided to use none of them. Not to mention the time I take making each area look nice, each event work exactly as intended, and each character with a special gimmick. A minigame, script...

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Nintendoer 09/09/2017 9:23 PM ...for trading gems, etc. I put way more time into this than what was probably needed for just a simple inside joke-ﬁlled game. =P

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Maguire 09/10/2017 1:32 PM This is amazing. XD Am I going to be in it? I really wish this game wasn't 3DS exclusive. I want to play this.

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Nin◆Paddy† 09/18/2017 7:02 AM Say, Am I in It?

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