Cala Llonga And Jesus Water Reserves Drop By Half In The Balearic government has issued data stating that as a One Month Aquifers (underground water reservoirs) dropped to result of the island’s drought conditions Ibiza’s water re- 24% of their capacity, the lowest level this century. serves have fallen in June to 24% of capacity, the lowest Population pressure and low rainfall blamed as cause. (Continued on page 3) The Ibizan, Thursday 21st July 2016, Issue 836 also online at theibizan.com Page 2 Agenda

Tennis for Kids San Antonio Viva Tennis in San Antonio are running tennis summer schools for children throughout the school holidays. Weather Visiónica, Viva Bodd Tom told us “At the moment we are running 1 group of 10 to 13 year olds. We are hoping to intro- Thursday 28o Festival Of duce another younger group shortly (6 to 9 year olds). Times are 09:30 arrival to 13:30 pick up. We include at Art And Au- least 2 to 3 hours of tennis training per day, plus playing in pool, ping pong, physical coordination etc. Price is diovisual Dance Extravaganza 2016 €280/month or €75 per week.” Cala Llonga Beachfront For more information https://www.facebook.com/vivatennisibiza/ Creation Brian Whetton

Ibiza Town Next Monday, 25th July, Viva Cala Llonga, in conjunct Friday 28º El Hotel Pacha is to host the 12th annual Visiónica festival tion with Vecinos de Cala Llonga, will be staging their Cinema between the 25th and 27th of annual Dance Extravaganza on the beach in front of Res- Santa Eulalia July. It is the first time Ibiza has been chosen to hold the event, taurant Del Mar and Cafeteria Del Mar. Starting at 8pm Showing at Teatroespana Sta Eulalia Fri 22nd - Sun which has as its 2016 theme with an exhibition of Traditional Country Dancing by a 24th July 19-00hrs Money Monster. (2016. Crime Dra- "Human /Bionic Art". Organisers say they are dance group from Puig den Vals. ma. 1hr 38mins. PG 15.) Financial TV host Lee Gates questioning what it means to and his producer Patty are put in an extreme situation be human today, where will Then at 9pm Capricon Dance Studio take to the stage o Saturday 27 humanity be in 100 years, and performing some of their award winning routines. when an irate investor takes over their studio. Stars: whether we should continue to George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O'Connell modify our bodies and minds in At 10pm there will be a Fire Juggling show from Ogio. line with technological The evening will then carry on with DJs Doctor development? Location: El Hotel Pacha - Paseo Maritimo Feelgood and Phil Much Better. S / N - Ibiza This event is always a spectacle not to be missed, a night Day by Day… of dancing on the beach, under the stars, what more Also see articles on this page and throughout the Reggae could you ask for? newspaper. Sunday 27º There is ample FREE PARKING in the village, just Ongoing follow the P's. Viva Cala Llonga. Festival 16th July to 16th August Bloop Arts Festival, San Antonio San Carlos, Thursday 21st See the advert or for more information, & Ibiza Town https://www.facebook.com/bloopfestival July from 21:00 www.vivacalallonga.com Thursday at Las Dalias is the Day by day continues on the back page time and place for this year’s festival of reggae later this month. They told us it will be a big one. Monday 27º “This year we are pleased to present one of the greatest reggae artists currently making authentic Jamaican music. For the first time in Ibiza, we bring you the Legend Alborosie with his band the Shengen Clan. We will also welcome back the godfather of the Ibiza Reggae Festival, Earl Gateshead who will once again give us a magi- Tuesday 28º cal lesson in culture, history and amazing music on the decks! “Also included is the up-and- coming band Serranitos Tropi- cales from Huelva… A promis- ing group which is not to be missed! “And, to top it all off, some of our best homegrown DJs and o soundsystems of the island will Wednesday 28 keep the music going through the night including: Antuan Roots, Hoppy Dread, English- man, Rastafairy, Wisdom Sound System and the Noite Zulu Crew.

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(Continued from page 1) figure recorded this century. The sharpest declines were reported in Cala Llonga and Jesus where aquifers have reduced their volume by half between May and June. Cala Llonga’s has fallen from 34% to 16% and Jesus from 45% to 21%. Ibiza has the worst water reserve figures in the Balear- ics. Menorca has 59% capacity, Majorca 47%, Formen- tera 42% and Ibiza falls well behind at just 24% a reduc- tion of 7% from less than a year ago. In terms of localised reserves in Ibiza, Cala Llonga sits at the bottom with 16% then Roco Llisa with 19%, Jesus 21%, and San Agustin at 22%. The worst figure recorded was in August 2015 when Another reason could be down to this year's Easter holidays Coastal Clean Up Collects falling in March, while last year they were in April, which Cala Llonga’s reserves dropped to just 8% . could have also increased the volume of the collection. How- ever, the month that recorded the highest growth was in The director general of water resources Juana Maria 100kg Of Waste Per Day February, so the plan is to continue to maintain this line. Garau, has highlighted the issue of population pressure In the month of June alone, 33 cleaning boats have collected There is also the implementation of the Green Line, a new 18 tonnes of waste, a decrease of 17%. system for the management of public incidents where you as having a significant impact alongside the natural Of the waste collected in the shoreline clean up, the predom- can alert the local council that the containers are full using drought. “We must take into account the number of ar- inant material was plastics comprising nearly half of that your mobile phone through an app. collected 46.4 % followed by wood 25.5% and vegetation News Continues On Page 6 riving tourists and hotel occupancy which has been high 15.8%. Ibiza’s clean-up boats are part of a Balearic wide fleet which up in the first seasonal months this year than in previous is unique in the Mediterranean. The project requires an in- seasons. Garau went on to warn of long term issues. vestment of 1 million euros per year to maintain 33 vessels from June to September. “When the desalination plant in Santa Eulalia becomes operational, it will give us some breathing space but the

increase in the rate of population will soon overtake the benefit of the water it supplies.” Despite the gloomy outlook, Garau denied that the gov- ernment response was insufficient in light of the water crisis, stating that there had been improvements in San Jose which has the highest level of water supply loss and is undergoing considerable pipeline replacement. It was also stated that Ibiza is now in an official “state of ex- traordinary drought” requiring urgent measures be put into place to curb the overuse of water and recover the Recycling Up 57% In San Jose aquifers of the island. The separate collection of recycled waste has grown 57% in Did you know we are currently in a ‘state of extraordinary San Jose during the first quarter of this year compared to the same period of 2015. The increase in the number of contain- drought’? ers for recycling has risen from 130 to 244 and the increased frequency of collections are the main reasons that have led What measures are you aware of that restrict your water to this growth, which began with the launch of the new re- usage at home or work? fuse contract. The biggest area of improvement during the first quarter are For more information on the issue of Ibiza’s underground the blue bins (paper), with an increase of 62.06%. In the case aquifers and the threat faced by their depleted levels see of the yellow bins (containers) there has been a rise of 52.35% over the same period last year. Finally, the collection our full report here. of the green bins (glass) has increased by 54.13%. http://theibizan.com/nightandday/ This increase is attributable not only to the installation of cultureandnature/nature/ibizas-water-crisis/ more containers with a greater capacity, but also the fre- quency of collections. Yellow bins have gone from 3 to 4 times a week, blue bin collection has increased from 2 to 4 times a week, and green bins from 1 to 2 times a week.

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the crystal clear pool. In flavoured cheese within, great taste and elevated further with the afternoons they the cranberry sauce. step up a gear to pool Spanish salad with tuna, crab, and egg mixed with mayon- party mode, and celeb naise, onion and tomato with a side order of crackers. hunters may wish to The name Spanish salad made us feel we should have eaten take note that Dane this dish before, but it was a combination unfamiliar to all of Bowers has a summer us. Ours was served with garlic bread, the perfect accompani- residency. Entrance to ment on which to slather the creamy rich salad. jacaranda is free day and Fresh melon and Parma ham “Pata Negra”. night. During the day sunbeds and kabanas both Aside from the quality, which was good in respect of both the poolside and beach are 15€ melon and the ham, there is little you can say about this popu- per person, and VIP beds 50€ lar Spanish starter though we cannot fail to mention the huge per person which includes a mag- portion which satisfied all of us around num of MUMM champagne, towels and the table. Top and above: The Tree Restaurant Strutting its deli- fruit skewers. Fillet Mignon with potatoes. cious stuff. Above right Monica with our host Mandy and The daytime pool party closes at 7pm when Jacaranda steps The fillet mignon was cooked to far right Lauren Kaycee into its night attire with various shows throughout the week rare perfection and of a very (see advert). The highlight is celebrity Sundays which on our good size considering its 21€ visit had the X-Factors Monica Michael performing and this price tag – there have been coming week Phats and Small are the star attraction. many occasions when we A Haven Of Accessible Luxury have paid more but received Whatever your position on the surge in Ibiza’s VIP venues one But we get ahead of ourselves. We had been invited along by Jacaranda owner Mandy – a very entertaining host who could far less. Detailed as served thing that most will agree upon, is that as soon as you see with potatoes, a small criti- white driftwood furniture and cushioned cabana beds, the probably do a stand up show herself – to review jacarandas tree restaurant. cism was that ours was price to enjoy such luxury is going to be pretty steep. served with chips bringing a Es Canars Jacaranda lounge somehow manages to provide all Having suitable starved ourselves during the day, we arrived with three big appetites ready to choose from a varied Medi- moment of “is it coz we’re Eng- the trappings to make you feel a million dollars but at a price lish” jest, and the fact is we are point that is accessible to most of us – and this is all the more terranean menu offering no less than 15 starters (which could also be taken as a tapas for lesser appetites than ours) and 8 and so steak and chips is always impressive given their beachfront location. going to be most acceptable. Jacaranda starts its day as a relaxing beach club. Patrons can main courses plus 5 variations of Paella and 4 Pasta mains. choose from beds and kabanas right on the beach or around Fried French brie served with toast and cranberry sauce. The crisp crunch of breaded brie exterior hides the soft full (Continued on page 11)

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ports the campaign and is focusing on making the general (Continued from page 3) public aware of health risks from buying fake products, People Who Buy From using untested perfumes as an example. Keep Off The Grass – A poster campaign has been launched which includes Illegal Street Traders images of items such as sunglasses, phones and bags Protect Our Posidonia with slogans including “stop,” “toxic” and even “mafia.” Following last week’s lead news of the Consell’s cam- To Face Prosecution paign to protect the fragile posidonia meadows around Spanish town of Torrevieja to punish the people who buy counterfeit goods from illegal street traders. the Pitiuses’ coastal waters, reader David Ickringill put A Bylaw amendment has been made in Torrevieja on the us in touch with local campaigner Maria José Estarellas. Spanish mainland, to sanction the buyers of the counter- It never ceases to amaze how much selfless effort the feit goods sold by illegal street traders, whilst still allow- citizens of Ibiza put into championing worthy causes and ing for penalties against the sellers themselves. Maria is a great example. Reported by Round Town News, the initiative is under- Whilst we can put the message out in print and online, stood to be the first where an attempt is being made to Maria has taken the initiative to distribute the leaflet by curb the much bemoaned street trader activity by focus- paddle board directly to boats in the protected areas. ing on those creating the demand for the street trader’s Maria told us “we are now working with the Red Cross. goods. We go to different beaches with two kayaks and provide The announcement was made by the town Mayor Jose information to boats anchored in the Posidonia. We give Manuel Dolon when presenting the council’s campaign them a "folleto" and also recyclable ashtrays. We also against street sellers, and is supported by the Copyright take the opportunity to clean the sea of plastic and issue Defence Association (Andema). warnings if we see an animal in danger.” Mr Moreno told reporters that counterfeit goods are sold Maria lists many friends on facebook timeline as assisting because there is a demand for them, and by penalising in the cause, and has obtained the English pdf of the the buyers it was hoped that it would deter them from leaflet which is available for download on our website. http://theibizan.com/communityandadvice/meandmine/boats/ taking the risk. keep-off-the-grass-protect-our-posidonia/ The Spanish Patent and Trademark Office (SPTO) sup-

Vicent Torres noted that the Consell de Ibiza and have sever- British Tourist Detained, Ac- al projects in mind, but would not specify any. "We must agree with partners in the government," justified the insular director. cused Of Sexual Assault In Ca- Torres stressed after the first committee meeting that alt- hough the regulations provide that money can be used for la De Bou initiatives environmental, economic or improvement of tour- In the early hours of Tuesday morning, Guardia Civil agents ism, the intention of the Consell de Ibiza is to prioritise pro- arrested a man accused of sexually assaulting a woman in an jects related to the environment. "The idea is to proceed with apartment building in Cala de Bou. According to the British the recovery of natural spaces", announced the insular direc- woman, a tourist of British nationality entered her room tor, Torres then announced "But the environment is most through a window and sexually assaulted her. important", and moved that the Consell present a draft "so After being advised of the situation, a Guardia Civil unit was good" that the Government cannot refuse it despite its ex- dispatched to the apartment building located in Calle Canta- ceeding the budget. bria. On arrival, the officers questioned several guests of the building until they found their suspect, LEW, 32 years old, 30 Proposals In San Jose For whose room is next to the complainant. In The UK Press According to reports, the man resisted arrest and two Guar- dia Civil agents suffered minor injuries as a result. The detain- New Beach Businesses Essex man, 21, drowns after ee now faces charges of sexual assault and the assault of Sant Josep Town Council has received more than 30 requests police officers. to install new businesses on the beaches of the municipality, which have been initially rejected as "arbitrary" by agree- going for swim in sea in Ibiza ment of the government team. By SimonMurfitt, Essex hronicle, July 18, 2016 Ibiza Expects To Receive 5 Mil- Safety deposit boxes, changing cabins or inflatable water A 21-year-old holiday-maker from Essex drowned after going parks are among these proposals, which in principle are being for a swim in the sea in Ibiza. refused, but it is possible that after the Management Plan, Coastguards found the body of Tom Jarvis from Romford, lion From Eco-tax This Year and in some cases, plans may be approved. who was set to celebrate his birthday tomorrow (July 19) This year, Ibiza could receive around five million euros from Councillor Josep Cardona, said yesterday at a press confer- after a sea and land search on Friday involving police, Civil the tax on tourist accommodation, popularly known as eco - ence that “only after the analysis of these propositions can Guard and Red Cross workers which resumed on Saturday tax, according to data provided yesterday by the Balearic any plan follow and thefull extent to which we can accept morning. Minister of Innovation, Research and Tourism, Biel Barcelo. these businesses.” A friend raised the alarm just before 9pm on Friday night. He Barceló estimated a collection of between 30 and 40 million "Every year there are many requests for new facilities and is understood to have got into difficulties and disappeared in Balearics, of which Ibiza is likely to receive "between 13.5% new businesses, things for people that do not yet exist, en- after jumping into the sea at the San Antonia resort with a and 16%." Thus, the island could have about five million eu- trepreneurs, innovations, and existing businesses. By agree- friend. ros next year for projects financed by the eco - tax. These ment of the government we say no, at the moment, "he ex- A Civil Guard spokesman said: "We were alerted on Friday projects will begin to be implemented in early 2017, said the plained. evening and a sea and land search launched involving us and Minister. According to the councillor, those concerned submit their other agencies including the coastguards. It appears he went Torres Benet noted that in the constitution of the commis- draft to the Coastal Authority, who then calls for a report by out for a swim and disappeared. His body was recovered just sion (whose vice president is the Regional Minister for Fi- the City of Sant Josep, "that is perceptive, but not binding…" before 9am on Saturday morning. A post-mortem will now nance and Public Administration, Catalina Cladera) the gov- he explained. take place." ernment maintained the "commitment" that Ibiza receives at The council has detailed that "entrepreneurs and innovators The body was found in Cala des Moro, a small sandy cove least 13.5% of total revenue. Of course, it added that this are very inventive." "We have already seen four types of ap- which is popular at sunset and is a short walk away from plac- year the amount will be less because the tax was implement- plication, ecological, continuous surveillance, cameras…all es like Cafe del Mar where holidaymakers flock every even- ed when the season had already started. kinds of requests," he added. ing. The Commission presented that in September the annual The Councillor also noted that swimmers who see abuse or A marine rescue boat called Calliope is understood to have plan of priorities will govern the allocation of resources and breaches in the beaches concessions, for instance, not made the discovery. Civil Guard divers were immediately sent in October institutions may submit projects they want to properly outlining the hammock area or a failure to comply, out to the area to recover the body just before 9am local fund with the proceeds. Barceló said that priority to environ- they can communicate such grievances through the imple- time. Police are now investigating the circumstances leading mental projects will be given, but also other initiatives listed mentation of the Green Line. "You can take a picture and to the death as part of a routine inquiry. within the regulations: preservation of historical and cultural deunciarlo" he noted, complaints may also be due to lack of Tributes have poured in online to Tom, who was a manage- heritage, to extend the season, promoting sustainable tour- cleanliness, overcrowding, predatory pricing, etc. ment trainee at Benchmarx Kitchens and Joinery.Friend Nyall ism model, innovation and investigation. The minister, who Warner wrote on Facebook: "Cannot believe such a kind soul stressed the "normality" with which it has started to collect has been taken from us. Rest in peace brother! One love." the tax, said in November the proposals will be chosen. 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[email protected] many times. It feels like a natural partnership Ken “for sure we are drawing hips, not from the chest. The upon the feeling from the early “I usic For Dreams has announced a to be working with him”. series of parties at Las Dalias hippy Vaughan’s arrival in ‘82 sparked the start of 14 days of the Balearic beat. The way to make a party is to get the market in Ibiza this summer. The years on the dancefloor of Pacha as his per- thing that made the whole fiMrst event, on Thursday 28th July, fea- haps spiritual home, but also taking his brand musical culture of Ibiza were ladies dancing. Once the ladies are tures a live concert by The Brand New of Balearic moves around the world during the days of Alfredo and the Heavies, pioneers of the acid jazz scene in the winter months. anything goes philosophy. If it London in the eighties and nineties. Vaughan “After all that time dancing the next sounds good and creates a dancing the men will follow.” The Brand New Heavies translated their step was to open Pacha’s funky room with DJ good groove, it is ok to play”. love for 70s funk into a sophisticated Pippi and it has been running continually ever Vaughan: “but this is not a retro event. We are imagery, I changed tack to ask of the reasons sound and became the global torchbearers since; now on Friday nights. We still love what not looking to emulate the parties we remem- behind their choosing Brand New Heavies for of classic soul in an era dominated by hip- we do there but at the same time I am always ber. It is about drawing on that experience but the opening show and LaidBack on the 4th hop and house. They will be performing a looking for new ideas. I have always been a applying it in a contemporary way. We are all August. full live set including their hits, ‘Dream On huge fan of Las Dalias as a venue and it is for progress and music moving forward, but Vaughan “The Brand New Heavies was an easy Dreamer’, ‘Never Stop’, ‘Stay This Way’ and great that it is now being used to much more we want to hold onto the central vision that choice. They’ve always made good music and ‘Midnight At The Oasis’, all of which were of its potential. music is about enjoying yourself and about they always make great memories.” hugely popular in Ibiza at the time. “A lot of the DJs I work with in the funky room dance”. It is true, the Brand New Heavies do seem to Music for Dreams, the Balearic music label and Babylon beach are signed to Ken’s record Ken “it is about dancing from the hips, not have a universal appeal, everybody likes their from the chest” based in Copenhagen has joined forces label and I suppose it was inevitable we would music and whereas some dance genres seem end up working together on a project. If any- Vaughan “exactly. The way to make a party is with Vaughan from Pacha’s Funky Room to have a love or hate reaction, the Heavies thing, it is quite surprising it hasn’t happened to get the ladies dancing. Once the ladies are seem to fill a centre ground where everybody and Babylon Beach to create a trio of par- before.” dancing the men will follow. At least they will ties where the original Balearic spirit of feels at home. When they played at Ibiza Vaughan and Ken do seem to have a lot in if they want to get a girl, and most of them Rocks two years ago, we discovered that in Ibiza returns to the island with a club common but also strike you as quite different do” event and a musical policy where anything the office everybody knew of them, but no- people. One of their definite similarities is Most people who know Vaughan will be famil- body could really name any tracks; then once goes as long as it’s quality, funky and hips that they are both ideas men and I felt certain iar with his dance heritage - he always says move. you have heard those tracks, you knew they that in working together an event would not that his love of dance came about through were familiar tunes that you had grown up Providing the Balearic beats will be origi- be as simple as ‘performer comes on stage, wanting to catch the girl and the best way to nal Ibiza DJ, Pippi, Music For Dream’s head with. With this in mind I asked Vaughan to plays set, receives applause, plays encore, do that was on the dancefloor. describe the Brand New Heavies for anybody honcho Kenneth Bager, and many other show over’. Knowing Vaughan and Ken, there It wasn’t long before that bad seed; the tele- reading that could not bring any of their songs familiar names. would be much more to it than that. phone reared its head again. to mind. Home of Ibiza’s legendary hippy market, Vaughan “we want to make a festival feel in Ken “disco, funk, house or rock, it doesn’t Vaughan “soulful, funky, dance. That’s about it Las Dalias has been on the scene since Las Dalias. We’re starting with three parties matter if it sounds good it is ok but we want really, that sums them up. Their songs have 1954. The iconic venue is located on the this year as a ‘pre-empt’ to holding between 6 people to hear the music and feel the music; warmth and a depth that seems to make them main road between Santa Eulalia and San and 8 in 2017. We want to get people back to not be looking at their latest app or snapchat timeless. They sound as fresh now as they did Carlos and is one of the main congregating enjoying themselves partying and not being or Instagram” when they were released.” points for Bohemian Ibiza. obsessed with their phones; we want them to I asked if they were going to take any steps to Ken “they are real professionals in their ap- We talked to the two bang up to date old be in the moment with the music. We want enforce a no phones policy, something that proach to their music. You only have to look at timers who share a love of the past with all people up and dancing and know that to get has been tried by 1 or 2 promoters, though in YouTube where all of their songs have views things contemporary. people really enjoying themselves, we have to my experience with very limited effect. into the millions.” have the right DJs and right performers in the Vaughan “no, we won’t be trying to prohibit NG: And how about LaidBack? enneth Bager is the well-known and right venue, and we definitely have that in Las pones. We think it is about playing the right Ken “Laid back are a Danish group. They might much loved man behind the Music For Dalias and our own, you could really call it a music and creating such a good atmosphere not be a household name, but to the end of K Dreams label. Vaughan is the man of community, of DJs. The live show will be out- people won’t be drawn to use them. We don’t 2015 they had sold 35million records, which is many hats everybody knows from either or side open air and when the music curfew kicks have much phone obsession in the funky not bad going. They have had 3 number ones both Pacha’s Funky Room and more latterly as in at 12 we room. You in Denmark and you will know some of their one third of the partners at uber-cool Babylon will move might get the biggest tunes when you hear them. We have Beach. Though they are both involved in the inside where am not saying we are going to odd picture supporting them on the 4th Jacob Gurevitsch Ibiza of today, their legacy goes a long way the DJs will taken, but and also Bongo Enterprise who have a Brazili- back. carry on until be making love on stage” people aren’t an feel”. Ken started his DJ career in 1979 coming to 6am.” “I standing Knowing Ibiza as we all know Ibiza, a project Ibiza for the first time in ’82 in what he de- Ken: “After the live music stops outside, we there filming the moment they are missing.” such as this takes a lot of effort and needs a scribes as a typical, albeit early, Ibiza love will continue with performers to keep the Ken “we want to make our parties nights peo- lot of support. I asked Vaughan and Ken who story festival feel and we are also looking to use the ple will remember. We will have some talking they would like to give a mention in dispatch- Ken: “I had heard tales of a hedonistic life and basement which not so many people will points for sure, which has always been one of es, by way of thanks. a legendary club based around swimming know. We are prepared to put in all of the the ingredients of the best club nights - where Vaughan “Las Dalias for sure, we are doing it pools and open terraces. I was drawn to Ibiza effort to see the project grow. We have quite it steps up to being a show, engaging all the there because we love las Dalias, they have by the mystery and have been here ever modest expectations for these first few gigs senses, sight as well sound. I am not saying we been a great help. Chema and Senna, and a big since.” but a real confident feeling that it will be are going to be making love on stage”. thanks to Juanito, the owner. Also of course, It was his Danish dance music that opened the popular and successful in the long term”. I sat up to attention at this point as it seemed we both have to thank the people in our own door first to playing Ibiza’s clubs in the late With talk of a return to dance and away from quite a leap from performance to the pro- businesses; for Ken Music For Dreams and for 80s and early 90s. the dreaded phone obsession, I had to ask spect of Vaughan and Ken getting jiggy manu- me Babylon Beach for their support in ena- Ken “I remember Vaughan from my earliest whether they were looking to recapture a mission style, but it would be hard to argue, bling us to push this forward. days in Ibiza, he is part of the original Ibiza past time, an Ibiza that is no more and per- that certainly would be a talking point. In an See Advert Back page and more info at dance music scene and our paths have crossed haps could never be again. effort to clear some pretty strange mental http://live.lasdalias.es/#the-brand-new-heavies-1

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Alter Ibiza San Antonio price. over the coming weeks. Claire B Not only can you dance the night away in a work of art, but you can also unwind in style at one of the three Wednesday Ibiza’s newest club Alter Ibiza opened its doors on Wednesday is DJ Antz and ‘Play It By Ear’. Antz is one Wednesday July 20 with an opening party featuring a bars. The main bar caters for all tastes, beers, spirits and carefully selected house wines, cava and cham- of Ibiza's favourite DJs, wowing club dance floors and sterling line-up of local and international DJs: Jo Mills, private villa parties across the island. Antz’s music DJ Antz, DJ Callum, Rusty Egan, Scott Gray, Nigel At- pagnes – a faster bar for those who want to get back on the dancefloor. Alternatively you can relax around the style is truly eclectic, adapting to any dance style – he kin, with Rocky Percussion and Ivan M on Sax. Alter has an awesome music knowledge and an ability to Ibiza, the brainchild of island residents Steve and Sara circular cocktail bar where fully trained mixologists will be creating mouth- seamlessly mix disco edits with phat baselines. Antz’s Altman, has taken over the stunning Summun club in ‘Play It By Ear’ San Antonio Bay. watering alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails. A boutique clubbing will be at Alter Summum opened in 1979 and is designed by the famous Ibiza on July Catalan artist Lluís Güell, known for conceptualising The Bottles and Cham- pagne bar provides full 27, August 3 many iconic venues in Ibiza including Café del Mar and experience for and 10 and Es Paradís. Alter Ibiza is the transformation of a base- bottles of spirits with a selection of mixers or then return for ment into a spectacular large space filled with columns, grown ups” numerous oth- marble staircases and angel sculptures adorning the buckets of wine, cava, “ champagne or beer – for those who want to relax for er nights throughout the season. From August 10 Ken- walls and ceilings. ny Summit, Good For You Records, brings ‘Disco Does Having spent some time refurbishing the venue and the evening without having to keep revisiting the bar. Champagne is also served by the glass. It’ every Wednesday to Alter Ibiza, and when he say’s returning it to its former glory, Alter Ibiza is born, and ‘with special guests’, he means it. promises to offer a new, refreshing, alter-native club- Obviously there’s got to be good sound too so there’s a bing experience on the island, and one which will be Void Sound System, found in the most prestigious Thursday open all year round. Their ethos is instantly appealing ‘super clubs’ and venues around the world. Thursday night is ‘Engage’, Fat Tony’s weekly residen- to me and I’m sure it will be to many others who live The nightly programming has also been deliberated in cy. Pleasing dance floors worldwide for over 35 years, and visit the island and are looking for a slightly differ- depth in collaboration with recognised promoters and Fat Tony has become one of the most respected and in ent clubbing experience. brands, and for starters the following parties will be demand artists in the club scene. Fat Tony: “I play real- offered. ly eclectic stuff – reworks, old tunes, new tunes, I like Over 25 Only Monday to take people on a journey. I thrive on it. Everything I The club is for over 25s only, aiming to provide a bou- play is uplifting and vocal, nothing deep and dark.” tique clubbing experience for grown ups in an intimate Monday night is ‘Retro’, one of the longest running UK nightclub that is designed to encourage the perfect club brands. With Paul Taylor a driving force, Retro Friday combination of dancing and socialising. They have ra- offers clubbers a chance to relive clubbing memories, Friday night is ‘Edit’ with Phil Jaegerossa and Jordan tional pricing, introducing fairer drinks and ticket pric- delivering a soundtrack filled with nostalgic anthems Murphy inviting a series of special guests to the venue. es into Ibiza’s clubland – most nights will be 15€ on the and feel-good music. Created by clubbers for clubbers. Edit believe music is for everyone – inclusive rather door, cheaper in advance. Their attitude towards VIPs Tuesday than exclusive. House, funk, soul, disco, hip hop, b-bop, is that everyone is a VIP – there are no VIP seating are- Tuesday is ‘iCulture’. Producer and DJ Richard Earn- as long as it makes you move your feet, you will hear it as, no cover charges and no minimum spends. Added to shaw and Steve Taylor will be bringing deep and soulful at an Edit presents event. Listen to world-class guests this are superb line-ups in which artists and club pro- house vibes to the club with special guests each week, from Greg Wilson to Joey Negro alongside the finest moters are treated fairly and given 100% of the ticket including Max Hardcastle, Dave Doyle, Husky and more Edit residents. Edit believes Europe needs a resurgence

The Ibizan, Thursday 21st July 2016, Issue 836 also online at theibizan.com Page 9 in club culture and are happy to be custodians of this new music battle. Saturday Saturday is ‘Boutique Balearic’, showcasing some of Ibiza’s and the UK’s finest DJ talent, spinning current Balearic Beats mixed with the classic, recreating and redefining the best of Ibiza’s club music history. It will feature many of the biggest island DJs of the last few years, including Alfredo, Jo Mills, Pete Gooding, Andy Baxter and Dave Phillips. Sunday Sunday night is ‘Car Wash’. Proudly holding the title of Europe’s longest running Disco and Funk night, this is one party not to be missed. The infamous Carwash Ibiza duo, Nigel Atkin (Carwash founder) and Steve Altman, with spe- cial DJ guests, always create a night of guaran- teed, quality music and fun. Alter Ibiza hosts the Carwash crowd, dressed in stylish disco glamour, grooving to the coolest dirty modern disco combining Classic and Nu, laced with Funk and Soul. It all sounds good to me! Remember it’s for over 25s only and ID will be required. And a note on the dress code – dress to impress - as they say on their website, don’t expect to walk in with sand-filled shorts, flipflops and a T- shirt. Alter Ibiza is open daily, from 11pm till 6am. For details of the line-ups each week and to buy tickets go to the website: http://www.alteribiza.com

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on to buy her album ‘Situation Critical’ which had a number of great tracks on it, including some fantastic dance remixes of some of them. I’d also been a fan of Children of the 80s last year when it was introduced At Night and became a big hit on the island, to the surprise of many. Its combination of live acts and DJs and videos from the 80s and 90s made for a fun night out and something a bit different from the other offerings on the island. This year they’ve only been having one live act per week and so far no-one had jumped out at me to entice me to get myself down there. Last week how- ever was different – I couldn’t give up the opportunity of seeing Ultra Naté in my neighbourhood. This year the DJs have been placed at the back of the stage taking pride of place, rather than at the front where they were last year and are now the stars of the show. The venue was packed when I arrived with lots of happy people dancing and looking towards the stage. Ultra Naté bounded onto the stage in a multi- coloured cat suit just after 11pm and launched into ‘A New Kind of Medicine’, flanked by 4 of the female Chil- dren of the 80s dancers. She followed-up with a couple of tracks she has covered, ‘Automatic’ (originally from The Pointer Sisters), ‘If you Could Read my Mind’ and a mashup of ‘Think (Freedom)’ and other songs which morphed into an up-tempo version of her biggest hit ‘Free’, which has been remixed by so many DJs/ producers over the years for the finale. Her 20 minute appearance, as she sang powerfully over backing tracks and gyrated her way around the stage with the alternating female and male dancers, was great, but I was left feeling that I would have preferred a proper and longer live set from her. That is not however what Children of the 80s delivers, and unfortunately, as in Ultra Naté @ most places on the island, the DJs have taken centre Major Lazer @ stage again. A bit of a shame really, as it’s a great ven- Hard Rock ue for live music and they don’t seem to be bringing in Ibiza Rocks any big acts this year, which they have done in previ- Playa d’en Bossa ous years. But I was pleased to have seen Ultra Naté in San Antonio Words & Image Claire B the flesh after all these years and Children of the 80s Words Claire B, Image Lydie-Anne Hampson I made my first visit this year to Children of the 80s at is a fun night out if you want a throwback party and Part 2 of the Ibiza Rocks 11th birthday party was last The Hard Rock Hotel last Sunday to see Ultra Naté. I dance to lots of tracks you know and can sing along to Wednesday with Major Lazer, and to say that it went had loved ‘Free’ when it was released in 1997 and went from the 80s and 90s. off, is an understatement. We were told that we could- n’t go in the pit and take photos for the first five minutes and standing by the stage waiting to go in we realised why. From the start streamers and CO2 jets were sent out into the crowd in spectacular fashion from the foot of the stage. This continued throughout the show as the 3 members of Major Lazer, Diplo, Jil- lionaire and Walshy Fire did their thing on the stage with their 4 female dancers. Wearing matching base- ball shirts with their names on the backs (including the dancers who had theirs over the top of their coordinat- ed cropped tops and shorts for most of the show) the guys bounced around the 3-tiered stage when they weren’t in charge of the decks and the girls danced their proverbial socks off on every other number, tak- ing a well-earned break in between. The packed venue jumped up and down, put their arms in the air and loved every minute of the energy-infused, electro, beat-laden music. Extra visual stimulation was provid- ed by the slick graphics on the LED panels around the stage. For most of their set the lighting rig and nearby palm tree were adorned with streamers blowing in the gentle Ibizan wind and picking up the colours from the lights, adding to the party atmosphere. The last song of the set was their big hit ‘Lean On’ which had every- one just going that little bit more crazy and even more CO2 and confetti was launched into the venue for the finale. They came back on for a short encore of a reg- gae-stylee tune, which saw everyone swaying from side to side with their arms in the air - the audience was at one in their admiration of what they were expe- riencing. It was a slick, coordinated and choreographed show with non-stop dancing, graphics and effects and the crowd loved it, but it wasn’t really my thing and I was left thinking afterwards that there was more style over substance. Give me a live band any day, but I can’t argue with the couple of thousand punters who lapped it up and had a ball. Happy birthday Ibiza Rocks – both your birthday parties rocked and here’s to many more amazing years!

long residency on the island. of clubbers and was one of the most Balearic vibes and nods to Ibiza’s Halcy- Saturdays: Tribal Sessions. This night successful nights on the island last year on days. Every week it will play host to needs very little introduction – it has with Matt Jam Lamont firmly at the Ibiza’s most legendary and famous char- years under its belt of setting the helm and showcasing artists who are acter, DJ Alfredo. Also joining him eve- Sankeys house and techno agenda. Tribal re- bringing a new, fresh, sexy, sleazy ry week is Bushwacka alongside artists Playa d’en Bossa turns with near festival sized line-ups sound to Mondays on the White Isle. like Danny Rampling, Nicky Holloway, The Seven Wonders of Sankeys Ibiza, its featuring the best DJs from across the Tuesdays: Applebum. Newcomer Ap- Adamski, 808 State, Graeme Park, Todd programme of weekly parties for the electronic spectrum, including resi- plebum is a bold celebration of hip hop Terry, Mr C, Fabio & Grooverider plus summer of 2016 is now well underway. dents like Miguel Campbell, Manu Gon- and R&B culture, on a quest to re-visit, many more. The club has something for everyone’s zalez, Jozef K, Adam Chappell alongside re-live and re-imagine the sounds, fash- Thursdays: Unusual Suspects. Unusual musical tastes and there are some old very special guests. ion and lifestyle of a movement that Suspects took up residency in Sankeys favourites as well as some forward Sundays: Viva Warriors. Again this night helped shape a generation. Think only Ibiza throughout the winter, and will thinking new additions to add some needs little introduction, featuring the the best beatmakers and record players deliver a distinctive sound that drives much needed variety to Ibiza’s musical boss man and king of the basement with lots of flower power, love and groovy, bouncy, bass-lines in the form landscape. The weekly line-up: Steve Lawler sitting firmly at the helm. good vibrations in the air at each and of sexy house and techno. Fridays: Abode. The hottest Sunday This definitive tech house night brings every party with artists like Jazzy Jeff, party in London. Its focus is letting its its ‘A list’ artists to each and every par- The Sugarhill Gang, DJ Yoda and many talented residents shine and progress ty. more. and Sankeys Ibiza have managed to sign Mondays: The Redlight. This House and Wednesdays: Dance 88/89. This brand them up for their first ever summer- Garage night really captured the hearts new night is all about Acid House and The Ibizan, Thursday 21st July 2016, Issue 836 also online at theibizan.com Page 11 Community is being counter-cultural. She is not in her place! Mary is sitting at the feet of Jesus together with the other disciples. The disciples are, in Hebrew, talmidim – students of a rabbi. There were no women disciples, talmidim – there were no trainee women rabbis in that culture. To be a disciple is to sit at the feet of the rabbi.

A rabbinic saying contemporary with Jesus says: “Let your

Thursday 21st July to Wednesday 27th July 2016 house be a gathering place for sages and wrestle in the dust of their feet and drink in their words with gusto!” (The Mish- ARIES – The Hanged Man nah, Tractate Avot 1:4). Being a student rabbi was not a pas- Whatever you’re getting hung up about is go- sive thing – yes they sat at the feet of the rabbi but they met- ing to tie you in knots if you’re not careful. aphorically wrestled in the dust with argument and counter What are you sacrificing yourself for or for argument. whom? This is the point where you decide if any View From The Pew Martha is caught up with many things and she is anxious, sacrifices are self-centred or a voluntary choice; distracted and in turmoil. Mary is focused on the one thing a difference between childish desires or adult Rev. Dr Peter Pimentel necessary. Is there a connection with being conventional and responsibility. Time to grasp new perceptions Now as they went on their way, Jesus entered a village. And a being anxious and troubled? Martha is doing what is ex- of what’s right or wrong. woman named Martha welcomed him into her house. And pected of her – she is in the kitchen angry with her sister for TAURUS – Judgement she had a sister called Mary, who sat at the Lord's feet and not helping to prepare the meal. Is there a connection with If you have reached a crisis point in your life, listened to his teaching. But Martha was distracted with now is the time to make resolution so changes being counter-cultural and choosing the one thing necessary? much serving. And she went up to him and said, "Lord, do you Mary is not doing what is expected. Mary has joined the can happen. Suspend your judgement on oth- not care that my sister has left me to serve alone? Tell her ers and yourself as this only brings further con- talmidim and that is NOT acceptable. But Jesus accepts her – then to help me." But the Lord answered her, "Martha, Mar- “Mary has chosen the good portion which will not be taken demnation, instead allow events and destiny to tha, you are anxious and troubled about many things, but one reveal any truths. Remember, you reap what away from her.” you sow so if your intention is pure, then all will thing is necessary. Mary has chosen the good portion, which The Service this Sunday 10.30am July 24th is at the be well. will not be taken away from her." (The Gospel of Luke 10:38- 42). Chapel of Lourdes, Carrer Sant Jaume 85 (the main GEMINI – King of Cups (reversed) street), Santa Eularia. Don’t be fooled by hollow promises this week. Martha, according to Jesus, is anxious and troubled by many What seems like a good idea may in fact be a things whilst only one thing is necessary! Martha is doing The English-Speaking Church on Ibiza & Formentera. tad problematic. This King can be a cold fish so what was expected in that first century Middle Eastern Jew- See website for locations & information. Tel 971 343383 can stand for a wish or desire that remains just ish culture. She is in the kitchen preparing the banquet for [email protected] out of reach. Romantically, he represents the famous rabbi and his disciples. She is in her place! Mary www.ibizachurch.org someone who is more interested in themselves than you and has a narcissistic streak. Avoid. CANCER – Ten of Pentacles Expect financial gains and the feeling that life is Jacaranda Tree Restaurant from Page 4 turning in your favour at long last. Your talents will be recognised and others will be happy to Gordon Ramsey’s sticky spare ribs. Rueda left us as happy with our choice again into rapping. pay handsomely for these. If you are involved Bucking the usual expectation of a as the jester translation of its name. Highlights included Soldier, one of her in sales or promotions you can expect this to be brand name increasing the price, the big own sang on X-Factor, and also sang on a bumper week and for some there may even plate of sticky spare ribs was nothing With hungers well and truly sated, Man- the show with an obviously important be a pay bonus or promotion. short of a bargain at 12€. The juicy meat dy had kindly reserved us some great emotional connection Angel, written LEO – Four of Swords fell off the bone and melted in the seats in which to settle down with our following the tragic death of her step 2 Be careful not to become trapped in a situation mouth, delicious. coffee and enjoy the show with the years ago. of your own making or the inability to read the Chef Omar’s lamb chops with a hint terrace by then filling up nicely. Whether or not this is typical every lay of the land intuitively and to act upon the There was no charge for beds at night week, we could not say but Monica also of rosemary on whipped mash pota- with many families choosing the numer- represented the Jacaranda ‘accessible signs. You need to create some space for your- toes. self and to get your ducks in a row. Only be ous four poster cabanas and with bar to all’ atmosphere in that she was happy creating distance can you see things from an- The lamb chops demanded that in ensur- seating and sunbeds also available eve- to stay behind talking to big queues of other perspective and act accordingly. ing every morsel was eaten from the rybody is able to find their preferred selfie ready admirers after the 12 live VIRGO – Six of Cups (reversed) bone, there were two on our table eat- place. music curfews. This card is all about events that are to come ing with their fingers. Again a very gen- Electric Dreams led by Lauren Kaycee We went to give our thanks to Mandy and those who will play an important part in erous serving of 5 chops served with the were first to entertain us with many well for a great night and found her on a your future. Be careful at this time what you perfect fluffy rosemary mash. -known tunes ranging from 90’s dance swing in what she called “Mandy’s wish for and the situations you become en- Saltimbanque, 2015 Rueda anthems to contemporary chart hits. naughty corner”. meshed in. It indeed places you on alert to only Though the fillet and ribs may have sug- Monica Michael then took to the stage The rest we had better leave for your get involved with those who you sense will gested a red, the balmy summer night with a set of both her own compositions imagination. enhance your life, not detract from it. led us to choose a crisp and ice cold and some covers but all delivered with See Advert for More Information. LIBRA – King of Swords (reversed) white wine. Saltimbanque, this 2015 her deep soulful vocal breaking now and Protect your interests at all costs as there is someone who is up for grabbing a piece of your pie! This person power hungry and will not stop until they get what they want. This doesn’t stand necessarily for a man as this card can also represent a greedy woman who is no friend to the sisterhood. Take appropriate ac- tion. SCORPIO – Wheel of Fortune (reversed) Just when you thought you could go full steam ahead with your exciting plans, then life throws up an obstacle or three your way. Don’t be too upset and this only a temporary delay and it gives you an opportunity to fine tune plans further. Handled properly you’ll be able to control this hiccup rather than be controlled by it! SAGITTARIUS – Four of Wands It’s party time for playful Sagittarians this week. You just want to have more fun than the average human and why not? Engagements or weddings are often announced when this card shows up. So what have you or others got in mind? Socially you are much in demand and you’ll have trouble keeping up with the invita- tions. Sleep; what’s that? CAPRICORN – Ten of Cups A great deal of happiness comes with this card as you move into a more tranquil and loving stage of life. Family and friends bring the best out in you and you’re willing to be more com- municative and loving, which in turn brings that back to you. Positive intention is important for you to attract what you want from life. AQUARIUS – Knight of Swords (reversed) It’s easy to stay on top of difficult situations when you can control the forces around you. However, other’s spitefulness or lack of control this week will have you on the defensive and rightly so. An enemy wants to cause trouble so watch your back. Underhanded or deceitful people can be cunning so deal with any non- sense strongly and swiftly. PISCES – Ace of Pentacles (reversed) Think again if you’re planning any major invest- ment; it might be wise to wait at least a month as you may waste your cash in some way. If a project or business idea is financially draining, you will have to rethink your strategy or give up on a cherished idea. It’s not the best time for a home move either.

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Greeting from the poolside. I’m currently toasting nicely on both sides in Mallorca. The big sister of my beloved Ibiza, Mallorca has so much to offer. It’s a year round resort, with the city of Palma boasting world class shopping for all seasons. Mal- lorca doesn’t really shut down over the winter, unlike Ibiza, which tends to be- come a little sleepier post October and pre May. I’ve been dropping by for the last few summers and I have- n’t come close to exploring everything on this beautiful rock. I’d love to spend two or three days checking out every quirky shop and boutique in Palma, of which there are hun- dreds, but it’s just too damn hot and the lure of the cool air conditioned Porto Pi mall is very tempting when the tem- peratures hit 35’. The stunning beaches, which frame the island, are as idyllic as any tropical paradise found in the southern hemisphere. But in July and August, you have to grab your spot before the masses arrive. By lunchtime, you’ll be lucky to find a square inch of those golden sands and crystal clear waters. I am desperately trying to eat as healthily as possible, which isn’t too complicated because the Mediterranean diet is rich in life-extending foods, like fish, olive oil, fruit and fresh veg. My weakness is the incredible bread though. It’s like a home-made ice creams in new and innovative flavours that style for absolutely every guy out there. drug, and I find myself crossing the road with my eyes even Heston would be proud of. I live next to seriously www.macsonshop.es closed when passing a tempting bakery. classy ice cream parlour and avoid eye contact with the ice Plus, you can’t move for the mouth- cream man like an addict avoids his dealer in the beer gar- watering den. At least the pool is a respite. I sit in there all day be- cause you can’t eat underwater. Onto this week’s blog and we look at luggage for M.I.L.Fs (ed—do you really mean milfs manda??). Also, we explore the wardROBE essential, plus menswear in Ibiza. It’s all here. Slap on that Factor 50 all over and enjoy this week’s Amanda Zips It Up. Read Amanda’s fashion blog http://amandazipsitup.com/

Macson Men It’s not often we focus on Menswear in Ibiza here at Zips It Up. And that’s partly because Spanish fashion brands for men are not always of a very high quality level, but to be fair, some are in line with the fashion-conscious and self- confident man, who is aware of his appearance in the blis- tering Spanish sunshine. Macson was born way back in 1942 making the very best shirts in Spain. Their effort and commitment led them to make more than one million shirts a year for their growing list of loyal cus- tomers. Following the successful line of shirts, they decided to make a collection to dress men top to bottom, and that’s when the MACSON store concept was born. The company uses natural fabrics, cottons and wools and quality fuses with state-of-the-art fashion, but without los- ing the conservative touch. All this has made Macson a brand with power within the fashion markets of Europe. Macson devotes approximately 40% of its collection to sat- isfy the taste of the client alone, who wants a good suit. The brand has updated the collection in recent years with an urban and edgy feel. Why do I like Macson so much? Because it offers fantastic

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A Day In The Sun Sophia V. So you’ve planned a whole day at the beach, the pool, or wherev- er, and not sure what to take with you. Here is some cool stuff that you might find useful. Firstly, take a beach-bag with you. Next, a towel. I prefer to use a large sarong as it’s much lighter to carry around than towels. It also easier to get the sand off. A cool-box. These are amazing for keeping your drinks cold all day. There are also small-ish cool-bags as well if you don’t want to lug a box around. They’re perfect for your soft-drinks, beers, ice-creams etc. You can even keep sandwiches / fruit / other food in there. Travel-size cosmetics. Spray-in conditioner is a must if you’re spending the whole day in the sun. A small spray bottle where you can just add it to the ends is perfect. Lip-balm is also wise to prevent dry lips, and moisturiser and or sun-cream to keep your skin moist and protected. A mobile wallet. The plastic wallets that are used to protect mo- biles from sand are perfect. There are even waterproof ones if winged robe by Left Bank Six out here in Mallorca all week. you fancy taking snaps in the sea, and bum-bag type wallets. We’re not exactly talking about dressing gowns here. Leave Music gadgets. If you fancy listening to music whilst you sun- The Robe the white towelling for the bathroom. We’re concentrating bathe, I recommend wireless speakers. The Beats Pill is loud and Can’t decide what to wear in the morning when you roll out on a step above in the fashion stakes. clear. If you want to listen to music alone, then take your head- of bed? So how to wear them? Balance out bedroom vibes by keep- phones. If you fancy listening to music when you swim then the I have the solution – you needn’t take off your dressing ing things simple and not too dressed up – think blue jeans water-proof iPod, complete with short-cord headphones is amaz- gown. and a white t-shirt – or layer over a slip and strappy heels ing. As slips and camis dominate the catwalks (plus Zips It Up for evenings out. If you’re having a bit of a get-together and want the music even has bought you countless articles about underwear as out- Forget boardroom to bar – this is bedroom to bar, and it has louder, then get yourself a wireless boom-box. erwear) I’m taking the trend one step further. This sum- one major plus side. If it’s a late one, you’ll already be ready Reading material. Tablet / mobiles are something I never leave mer’s must-have is quite simply the Robe – or Kimono if for bed when you get home. the house without, purely because I love to read from the Kindle you’re a stickler for correctness. Mink Butterfly Kimono Gown £40 Next app when I’m out in the sun. The Kindle App is free and you can Margot Robbie donned a kimono-style robe to the premiere Floral Printed Robe £38 Topshop even find loads of free Amazon books for download! You can of Tarzan, and I have been donning my black and gold silk Beaded Kimono £59.99 H&M even pop your headphones in and listen to an audio book. You can also purchase waterproof mobile and tablet cases. Sun protector. An umbrella may also be necessary for the times when you fancy a bit of shade, as temperatures in Ibiza especially tailed interiors and accessories. changing mat with two mesh pockets at the moment are scorching! Inflatable canopy’s can also be Embracing the trend takeover of non- for storing baby’s creams and nappies bought, where you just pull the umbrella-top down over you. leather bags, Storksak has launched and a back pocket for wipes. Handy gadgets. Key-ring bottle openers are a must if you plan on its first ever vegan-leather bag. A Storksak was founded in 2003 by enjoying an alcopop or beer throughout the day. Sun-loungers nod to sustainable fashion, the North London based design-duo Mela- with a hole for the head are perfect if you’re sunbathing on your new Eden is soft, buttery and nie Marshall and Suzi Bergman (who front, and want to read / use your mobile at the same time. leather-free and will double up met each other at their children's Pool-seats. You can buy proper blow-up stools for the pool which as the ultimate gym or week- school gates), with the vision of creat- is good if you just want to sit in the water, talking to your friends, end bag. With double sided ing a line of luxury baby changing bags with a drink. You can even create your every own pool-side bar! If webbing in a vibrant con- which didn’t compromise style for you have your car, then mobile chargers that fit into the lighter trasting colour, the smart function. Now celebrating over ten slot are a definite must. Nothing like needing your mobile and straps across the outside of the years in business Storksak now have a the battery has died. Towel clips can be useful when there’s a bit bag allow for easy storage of huge following her in the UK and of a breeze, or you’re going to the water and don’t want it flying your jacket, baby blanket or even across the pond with celebrities such across the beach. You can even get towels with the word yoga mat, if you have the energy, as Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klum and ‘Reserved’ on if you’re staying at a hotel, and the loungers are that is. Jools Oliver all being spotted with always packed. Comfort gadgets. Pillows for the beach / pool Check out the ‘Emma’, ‘Sandy’, ‘Anna’, Storksak bags. provide maximum comfort. Who doesn’t hate lying flat? You can and ‘Caroline. So, with small child in tow, you can still buy beach pillows, and even head-rests, which double up as a bag Everything from classic, understated be a ‘Yummy Mummy’ or (dare I say it) too. There are also blow-up ones. 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Jezza’s World of Sport Swede And Sour! Golf First the Swede and many congrats to Henrik Stenson who lifted the Claret Jug at the Open at Royal Troon in bonnie Scot- land at the weekend, his first and indeed, Sweden and Scandi- navia's first (male) Major and what a fantastic last round of golf, featuring Stenson and American Phil Mickelson. After the of revenge as he has been recalled, after proving his fitness, on points diff as Hull retook top spot after their local derby penultimate round on Saturday, t'was only ever going to be for Friday's 2nd Test on Friday at his home ground of Old win against Hull KR, whilst Warrington, only a point behind, between these two golfing superstars, as at that stage they Trafford, and will be joined by all-rounder Stokes, back fit stay in 3rd after their 42-26 win at Castleford. And finally were so far ahead of the field with the nearest challengers again, and leggie Rashid. So, lets hope for a re-run of the Sri being some 11 shots behind. So, it all came down to the last Lanka Tests and England to win all 3 remaining Tests to take day with Stenson just one shot ahead at tee-off. Then unfolded the series 3-1 ( mind you, I wouldn't say no to 2 wins and a Rant of the Week! one of the most gripping 18 holes of golf that I have ever seen draw!) It has been brought to the attention of our Sports desk by a as both pulled out all the stops with the leadership see-sawing rather incensed Chelsea fan, who was obviously here last week, between the two with equal standing at the halfway stage. to the “You Can't Buy Class” excerpt in last week's The Ibizan. Then followed the crucial 14th and 15th holes as Stenson bird- Tennis He has had a go at both the Spanish Noudiari and the English ied both to take a 1 shot lead which he kept thru' the 17th and and huge congrats to the GB Davis Cup team, who, as holders, Daily Star, from which the extract was taken I presume, saying then at the 18th another birdie to Mickelson's par gave him the took on Serbia in Belgrade in this year's Quarters and even that these papers have quite obviously made a serious case of title by 2 shots and not only that, he recorded the lowest ever without their leader and inspiration Andy Murray (poor thing, mistaken identity regarding Chelsea's newest player Michy Open score beating the 19 under held by Tiger Woods. Com- after his Wimbledon success on grass he didn't want to revert Batshuayi. Granted, the Blues fan informs me, that yes indeed, miserations tho' must go to the gallant American who not only to clay before the hard courts of the US Open) proved that the footballer was involved in a situation with the Policia Local shot a magnificent 1st round of 63 (8 under) but followed that they can win without him as they won the rubber 3-2 with in IBZ when the car was parked in the shade of a tree in a pub- with a last round of 65 (6 under) and to have lost having played great wins for Kyle Edmund, who won both his singles matches lic park, but, he points out, the car was actually rented by his that last scintillating round must have been devastating. Any- with the second being crucial to take a 3-1 lead, and Jamie brother and not he. He also points out that, being only 22, he way, congrats again to Stenson and to win being a member of Murray and Dominic Inglot who won the doubles to go 2-1 up would not have been able to rent this “ 215,000” supercar as the European Ryder Cup team for September's event must with 2 to play. Well done lads and same again please when you the minimum age for a car of this ilk would be at least 25 but have brought joy to Captain Darren Clarke. He must also have meet Argentina in England in September in the Semis, a tie probably 30. Then, aside from that, he goes on to say that the been pleased to see 6 other Europeans in the top 10, led by that dear old Andy has promised to turn up to! Daily Star stated “ the Italian was again etc.etc” and “whilst McIlroy, Hatton and Garcia in =5, Johnston in 9th and Kjelsden playing for Manchester City in 2011 etc.etc”.And his points? in 10th. Firstly, Michy is Belgian, born in Brussels, and secondly he has Cycling never, ever played for Man City, only Standard Liege in Bel- Without wanting to put a dampener on his chances, great to gium and Marseille in France before signing for Chelsea during Cricket see Chris Froome still holding on to the Yellow Jersey after the recent Euro16 tournament. Thank you, Mr Stamford and then the Sour as England succumbed to a sucker punch at Stage 15 of the Tour de France and 1 min 47 secs ahead of Bridge, nice to see the Spanish and English press being caught Lords as they lost the 1st Test (of 4) against Pakistan by 75 Holland's Mollema in 2nd but also good to see England's Andy out and methinks they mixed Michy up with a certain Mario runs, especially after their unbeaten start to the summer Yates still among the leaders in 3rd overall. Congrats too, once Balotelli, ex-Man City and soon to be ex-Liverpool star. against Sri Lanka. But Pakistan are not ranked World No 3 for again, to England's Mark Cavendish who won Stage 14, his 4th Whilst on the subject of footballers, great to see Cristiano back nothing and despite a battling bowling performance from stage win of this year's race and his 30th overall and having in Ibiza last week, relaxing on a €40,000 a week chartered pow- England's all-rounder Chris Woakes who took an amazing 11 already overtaken Frenchman Bernard Hinault's mark of 28, erboat, with his family. You see, sports fans, in my humble wickets in the match (incidentally, the first time that an Eng- only Belgian legend Eddie Merckx's count of 35 stands in his opinion, that's the difference, Mr Rooney comes here after a land player has achieved that and then lost since 1950!) the way to history. So good luck to all 3 riders in the final stages wretched Euro16 campaign for his country and rents a victors really had two of their team to thank for their win, Cap- this week. €120,000 a week chartered powerboat whilst Ronaldo, who tain Misbah with a superb ton on day 1 and then leg-spinner actually earns more and is worth more (and is a better football- Yasir who took 10 wickets in the match, to become the World's Rugby League er to boot!) and actually won the Cup, doesn't need to flaunt No 1 ranked bowler, knocking England's Jimmy Anderson off now and it's once again tight at the top of the Super League as his wealth in the public eye. Nuff said! 'Til next week his perch. However, the Lancastrian will have the opportunity leaders Wigan surprisingly lost to lowly Leeds to drop to 2nd Jezza

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