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BY DEIRDRA FUNCHEON allow physician-assisted suicides for termi- nally ill patients. Florida law holds that “every hen Boca Raton person deliberately assisting another in the Police Officer commission of self-murder shall be guilty of manslaughter, a felony of the second degree.” ts | o N te ts Lora McHugh “Final Exit Network never encourages entered Sandra anyone to self-deliver,” says Robert Rivas, the WSnow’s bedroom around 4:30 p.m. Tallahassee-based attorney for Final Exit. on July 22, 2008, she found the People who apply for assistance, he says, are plump 62-year-old lying face up “screened very carefully” by the group’s medical committee. They need not be diagnosed on the bed, a green blanket pulled with a terminal illness but must be deemed up to her neck. Snow was dead. to have “no hope.” Those individuals are ac- Photo by Russel Odgen, published with a study in the Journal of Medical Ethics.

| news | pulp c y | news The officer checked for signs of foul play cepted and assigned two exit guides, who “give but found none. Snow’s nephew, a 49-year-old information... and moral support,” Rivas says. Asked if he knew anything about Final Sarasota man, James Chastain, who were realtor named Jeffery, said he’d discovered Criminal statutes, he asserts, are ap- Exit, he said Sandra had received mail from the “exit guides” assigned to Snow’s case. his aunt’s body just 15 minutes before, when plicable only if a volunteer were to physi- the organization. But “Jeffery’s body language An “exit log” included handwritten notes he’d arrived to take her car in for service. cally help a person die — like “crush a pill indicated he wasn’t being completely truth- that said: “Snow was a hospice nurse. She Jeffery dialed a number and handed the or hand them a drink.” Yet “some pros- ful,” Detective Mynor Cruz wrote in a report. planned all details perfectly... She laughed phone to McHugh. Snow’s doctor advised ecutors in some states still think [what He suggested Jeffery think things through and a lot, then said she was ready, had her dog ge | Night+ dA on the bed with her. She had arranged for a A that Sandra hadn’t been in good health. He we do] is illegal assistance,” Rivas says. get back in touch if he remembered anything. t offered to sign the death certificate. The cop Prosecutors in Minnesota in 2012 charged The next day, Jeffery faxed a letter nephew to find her at 3:30. All went smoothly hung up and concluded in her report, “Ap- four Final Exit volunteers with assisting in through an attorney. In it — and in follow-up according to plan — no complications.” parent cause of death was natural causes.” a suicide. That case is being reviewed by the meetings with police — he confessed that Jim Chastain is now 87 years old and still But the truth was far more compli- Minnesota Supreme Court. Rivas believes in April 2008, he’d sat in on a meeting be- travels around the country to offer his ser- cated. It involved lies, secrecy, a tank of appeals could take the case to the U.S. Su- tween his aunt and a Final Exit volunteer he vices. Reached by New Times at his Sarasota helium, and something called an “exit preme Court — and eventually invalidate at remembered only as “Mike.” Sandra Snow home, he declined to talk about Sandra Snow hood” that would lead to suicide. least six other similarly worded state laws. had initially considered suicide by overdos- or any specific case but explained that he A year later, authorities connected Snow’s Until that happens, and as Sandra ing on drugs, Jeffery said, but was afraid became interested in the right-to-die move- death to a little-known assisted-suicide group Snow’s case illustrates, Final Exit volun- she would end up in a vegetative state. ment because “so many people die in an called Final Exit that has 30-year-old roots trac- teers carry out their mission with signifi- Mike explained she could end her life unhappy way.” A former college professor, ing to California journalist Derek Humphry. In cant legal risks. This small but committed by inhaling helium, warning her that this he and his wife joined the Hemlock Society 1991, Humphry published a bestselling manual group is today the most fascinating voice method “was secret and should not be shared in the late 1980s. But when that group chose that not only considered the ethics of suicide in the national right-to-die debate. with children,” Jeffery recalled. He advised to focus on legislation — “the unimportant | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art but included instructions on how best to do it. Almost a year after Snow’s death, Geor- that Sandra would need to get tanks of helium part” — he splintered off with Final Exit. Humphry founded the nation’s best-known gia authorities investigating a death there from Costco and then buy an “exit hood” — a “I get a couple of calls a week,” he says. assisted-suicide group — the Hemlock Society seized records from Final Exit and dis- plastic bag that would cover her face and Chastain says he’ll self-deliver when he — which would eventually fracture, with some covered the organization’s involvement in include a tube to connect to the helium tank. becomes a burden on his children. “Is there members going on to found Final Exit. It made cases in other states — including Snow’s. “Snow would have to be able to put the mask such a thing as a completed life?” Chastain headlines throughout the 1990s, at the same Georgia police forwarded those records. On on by herself and also turn the helium tanks on muses. “Would it be appropriate for a person time as “Dr. Death,” Jack Kevorkian, who spent May 19, 2009, Boca police summoned Jef- by herself,” a police report explained. “Starved to say, ‘I’ve lived as long as I want to live’?” eight years in jail and assisted in 130 suicides. fery Snow to the station. In a videotaped of oxygen, she would get light-headed and pass Fran Schindler, 75, handles Final Exit The issue came back into focus last month interview, the realtor said that Sandra had out, then die painlessly in a matter of seconds. “applications” from her home in North when the Belgian Senate ignited controversy never been diagnosed with a terminal ill- Mike would then remove the mask within Carolina and helps assign the 25 or so exit by approving euthanasia for kids under age 18. ness but that in her final days, she had been minutes and leave with the mask and tank.” guides around the country. It should be “a Most states have provisions against “aid- so frail she couldn’t pick up a cup of coffee. The Georgia records led to a Palm Beach basic human right” to decide “how, where, ing” or “assisting” in a suicide, though several She was bedridden and used a wheelchair. Gardens man, Michael McGoldrick, and a and most importantly, with whom >> p6 NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

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they choose to die,” Schindler insists. She has sat in on 27 deaths since 2007 and says Final Exit helps people with anticipatory grieving. “Families are able to say all the things to each other that they want to say,” she explains. “One lady had a great birthday party and a dinner” just before her self-de- browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com livery, she says. Another woman’s grandson sat next to her with his arm around her. Schindler, a retired nurse, found Final Exit after having scares with breast can- cer and Lou Gehrig’s disease. If she ever gets a terminal illness or is diagnosed with dementia, she knows how she will go. “I ts | o N te ts was so obsessed” with the fear of dying badly, she says. “When I learned I would not have to die alone — that there would be people who would come sit with me —I was not scared anymore. Bring it on.” Rivas, the Final Exit attorney, remembers how Sandra Snow’s case ended: “Jim Chastain had a police officer knock on

| news | pulp c y | news his door at 7, and Chastain told him to go straight to hell.” Police also tracked down McGoldrick, who refused to talk. Eventu- ally prosecutors decided that since Sandra Snow’s body — the evidence — had been donated to science and then cremated, it would be impossible to win in court. The ge | Night+ dA

A medical examiner reclassified Sandra Snow’s t death as a suicide by helium asphyxia, and Boca Police closed their case in 2011. Today Jeffery Snow remains a realtor in Boca Raton. “It’s no fun to be interviewed by the police,” he says, but his experience made him a strong supporter of Final Exit. He became a member himself and has referred the organization to several friends who got ago- nizingly sick and struggled with every breath. To witness Final Exit reassure his aunt “that we can be there — we can’t help you Your essential physically, but we can be there for you… To witness a body who hears that, what comfort local everything | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art that brings, that was incredible,” he says. “It’s very unfortunate that dying with dignity guide. isn’t considered an option for some people.” Jeffery says that for him, the secrecy wasn’t much of a burden, because “you get such joy out of helping people.” Sandra Snow had been a nurse, then a pharma- ceutical rep. She was also a big animal lover and, in her retirement, launched an animal transport business. She didn’t want suicide to be her legacy, he said. Still, he understands the legal risks. Not only is there a risk of criminal charges but some families could face legal battles with life insurance companies who might refuse

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wan Smart — who’d been present before the murders but conspicuously absent MIAMI NEW TIMES victim of violent crime, you don’t mess with someone else’s business. afterward — was charged on November 18, 2009, with two counts of second- NSo when a curvaceous 18-year-old woman named Ciara Armbrister ducked degree murder. “What we have is a circumstantial case, but the circumstantial out of her one-bedroom apartment just minutes after hearing multiple gunshots,evidence that we have tells a strong story,” Detective Fabio Sanchez said into she wasn’t worried. Wearing Spider-Man socks, she padded down the weedy the cameras as Smart was carted away in handcuffs. Sanchez paused. “It’s a alley behind her building toward the apartment of the teenager she’d recently shame that these two victims, who were very young, had to lose their lives to started sleeping with. She knew 18-year-old Jonathan Volcy, confident and a person who they thought was their friend.” smooth, was a drug dealer. But so were a lot Sheof people crept intoin this the neighborhood. 500-square-foot The cops’ case, however, wasn’t nearly as strong as Sanchez made it sound. Her mood darkened,The backhowever, door’s when never she open. saw Volcy’s back door wide open. To lock up Smart — which they’d do for a staggering 20 months — Miami Police Strange, she thought. would grossly misrepresent witness statements and tell outright lies. They’d take

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The First 48 anuary head around the corner, she saw them: two bodies, face-down, drenched in blood.national scale. Finally, they’d ignore the man who was fingered as the real killer. Armbrister couldn’t breathe, couldn’t think. She had to get out of there. The tragedy inflicted upon this wrongfully accused man, however, is only the latest injustice in this show’s history. In Detroit, city police shot a 7-year- XX–M Moments later, she was pounding at the door of a neighbor, who put down his 16-J X-Box controller. Armbrister’s socks, he noticed, were sopping crimson. “Some-old girl in the head in a bungled attempt to catch a suspect on >> p8 anuary Houston, another man was locked up for three years after cops wrongfully ONTH body shot them boys!” she shrieked.one of “Somebody television’s shot most-watched them boys!” reality crime It didn’t take long The for Firstthe cops 48, to arrive. Close behind was a camera crew accused him ofexamination murder within of court the firstrecords, 48 hours. at least And 15 menin Miami, have walkedaccording free to New Times XX, 2008 filming an episode of a 22, 2014 programs. The A&E show hinges on the premise that detectives have 48 hoursafter being charged with murder under the program’s glare. to solve a murder before the trail goes cold. And in the double murder of Volcy and his 14-year-old housemate, Raynathan Ray, the clock was already ticking. Under the camera’s gaze, detectives quickly assembled a grisly assortment of facts. Seven bullet holes pockmarked the apartment. Four 9mm 77 The False 48 from p7 that interview. “They made what I said into something entirely different,” she says. Despite it all — sloppy crime scenes, Smart — unaware that Armbrister had rushed arrests, ruined lives — The First 48, been interviewed, and emboldened by his which has now reached its 13th season, is mother’s advice — called the cops. He said he as popular as ever. Millions of Americans wanted to talk. Officers agreed to meet him at tune in to every new episode, and with a Kwik Stop at NE 135th Street. Smart wore ratings as seductive as these, who cares a black shirt and shorts. He paced outside

miaminewtimes.com about a few botched investigations? the gas station, waiting. This is the right deci-

browardpalmbeach.com sion, he told himself. This is the right decision. round 1 a.m. the night of the murders, But when he saw detectives arrive with a a frantic rattling sounded outside a camera-wielding “chubby white guy in a yel- barracks-style home blocks from the low polo,” he knew he’d made a mistake. Acrime scene. Inside the house, a middle-aged With cameras rolling, the cops snapped man with a thick black mustache cracked a pair of cuffs around Smart’s wrists, and it

ts | o N te ts opened his front door to find a thin, jittery would be two years until he’d be free again. kid at his gate, whispering, “Let me in, let me in.” The moustached man, Eduardo Rivera, ew jobs elicit greater esteem than a knew his visitor as local boy Taiwan Smart. detective’s. There’s a cultural fascina- Everyone in the neighborhood knew Smart. tion with solving murders, manifested He was a wannabe rapper who had short Fin the sheer number of TV shows that de- dreadlocks he couldn’t keep his hands out construct homicide investigations. Crime of and was, Rivera said, “tall like crazy.” television — from the endless stream of CSI Rivera let Smart inside, noticing he was spinoffs to Cold Case to Law & Order — ac-

ews | pulp c y | N ews barefoot. His size-11 feet looked stained with count for nearly one-fourth of all prime-time a tan — almost reddish — color. “Do you have television programming. This demand means a phone?” Smart rattled in a machine-gun production companies are constantly under cadence, according to a statement Rivera pressure to expand upon the standard crime later gave police. “I need to call the police! television formula, according to a 2007 There’s been a shootout at my crib!” study called “The CSI Effect.” No channel

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A out a chair for the restive youth. The the past decade, the station has birthed a t couple, who didn’t have a phone, told him dizzying assortment of crime programs: to slow down, take it one step at a time. Cold Case Files, American Justice, City Con- What happened? Smart, squeezing a ciga- Marta Xochilt Perez fidential, Investigative Reports, Crime 360, rette between his fingers, was near tears. Taiwan Smart repeatedly said he didn’t commit or witness the murders. The cops didn’t listen. and The First 48, which first aired in 2004. A knock had come at his apartment win- The narrative structure of The First dow just before midnight, Smart said. It was least 20 calls but none to police. Would call “the box.” She’d been in there for hours, 48 is both conventional and chrono- the same window from which his longtime an innocent man not call the cops? telling and retelling how she’d found the bod- logical, and nearly every episode begins best friend and roommate, Jonathan Volcy, Smart walked out of the neighborhood the ies and what had happened before the mur- with a murder. But the show’s true ge- sold drugs. Volcy, a Haitian orphan whose only next morning at 5, mulling the same question. ders. The transcript of the interview reads nius lies in how it ratchets up the drama family was a nearby sister, was on the phone He knew the police were looking for him but like something out of Waiting for Godot, as with an artificially imposed deadline. with his girlfriend. Neither Volcy nor 14-year- vacillated about whether to call them. “The detectives repeat the same question over and “For homicide detectives,” the narra- old Raynathan Ray, who’d recently run away way I grew up,” he now tells New Times, over. They wanted to know if Smart had ar- tor pronounces in a gravelly timbre at the from his El Portal home after saying he wanted “snitches get stitches. That’s just how it is.” gued with his roommates before the murders. program’s start, “the clock starts ticking the | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art to be a gangster, wanted to answer the knock. At a friend’s place in North Miami, Smart As Armbrister affirmed seven times in moment they are called. Their chance of solv- So Smart opened the window. “There was this took a call from his mom, Flora Smart. She’s the interview, there had been an argument ing a murder is cut in half if they don’t get one dude who was all mumbly and nervous,” a rounded woman with a lazy eye who before the murders, but it hadn’t involved a lead within the first 48 hours.” Through- Smart told the couple. Smart said he couldn’t bounced in and out of homelessness with Smart and the victims. It had been between out the program, producers splice into the make out the man’s face. “All he was saying Taiwan during his childhood. While she Smart and an unnamed “Spanish guy.” frame a ticking clock, and detectives may

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | was, ‘Gimme sumthin’. Gimme sumthin’. looked for work in those days, the boy was Q: Was there any time that Tai- fret over their deadline. Dramatic tension “So I said, ‘Give you what?’ ” often left alone or in the care of others. When wan argued with [victim Volcy]? mounts as investigators collect evidence, A second person then appeared before the he was only 6, she recalls, Taiwan’s uncle A: No. interview witnesses, and identify suspects, window. He held a black 9mm Luger. From forced him to smoke marijuana laced with Q: The argument was not to- until it hits a crescendo with a climactic within him came a deep voice: “What now, cocaine multiple times before she discovered wards each other? confrontation between suspect and detec- nigga? What now?” Smart dove out of the it. So in the shelters and unemployment lines, A: Uh-huh. tive during the episode’s final interrogation. way as bullets filled the room, striking the Flora and Taiwan had forged a fierce, deter- Q: Was there a time when Taiwan On November 17, 2009, Taiwan Smart freezer, the entertainment center, the walls. mined relationship: They’d been through shit was arguing with [victim Ray]? found himself inside “the box.” The 21-year- When the shooting subsided, Smart said, he before, and they’d make it through again. A: No. old slid into a chair across from Detective sprinted out the back door, yelling for help. “Mom, my friends been shot!” Smart wept Q: So the argument was strictly T.C. Cepero, a veteran, hard-bitten cop MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm As the couple listened, suspicion ger- into the phone. “And people think I did it!” with the Spanish guy? who looks like a miniature Mr. Clean and minated. First, there were Smart’s feet. “Taiwan,” she recalls whispering into A: Uh-huh. has a Facebook fan page dedicated to his They looked auburn, like he’d stepped in the phone, “the police are looking for you.” This information, however, was disre- First 48 exploits. Beside him was Detec- something red. Was it blood? Then, Smart’s In fact, she told her son, a thick man named garded in The First 48 , in which the narrative Fabio Sanchez, who opened a blue story seemed to defy reason. “With what Detective Fabio Sanchez had already ar- tor growls, “The man the witness says the folder. (Both officers and their superiors happened to the other two, how’s he go- rived at her apartment to see if Smart was victims had argued with is named Taiwan.” declined repeated requests for comment.) 22, 2014 22,

XX, 2008 XX, ing to come out without a scratch?” Rivera hiding there. He had a manicured widow’s The police report likewise misrepresented Smart was nervous, fidgeting back and asked the cops. “It’s common sense.” peak and a harried camera crew in tow. her statement: “According to the witness,” forth, grabbing at his dreadlocks. He refused

ONTH “I think he killed them,” Fernandez later “The police says the killer’s out there look- Detective Fabio Sanchez later wrote, “the to eat a Subway sandwich they’d brought for anuary told investigators. “When he was in my house, ing for you,” she continued. “You need to defendant was involved in a violent argument him. For hours, the detectives listened to Smart

16-J he looked nervous, then he was OK, then he talk with them. They can protect you.” with the victims over money and narcotics.” unspool the same story he’d told everyone: An XX–M would cry, then he was fine. He knew his bud- But if interviews with the woman who dis- Armbrister eventually signed an affida- unknown person had arrived at his apartment’s dies were dead before the police got there.” covered the bodies are any indication, police vit stating that Smart had argued with the open window and shot inside. “I was nervous ONTH anuary J M Their doubts about Smart were con- had different intentions. Around the same victims in Creole over money — despite the for my life,” Smart said. “I heard the shooting, firmed, they said, when he departed time Smart hung up the phone, Ciara Arm- fact that neither she nor Smart speak Creole. and I took off running out the back. I didn’t their house and found a phone at an- brister emerged from a soundproof room at Reached by New Times, Armbrister expressed see nobody get shot, I didn’t see any blood, I other neighbor’s. The youth placed at the Miami Police Department that detectives outrage at the cops’ treatment of her during didn’t see anything. I just got out of there.” 88 browardpalmbeach.com

The first hint that the cops weren’t on Though the consequences of this lapse fired into the house, striking the girl in the least three witnesses offered county depu- miaminewtimes.com Smart’s side arrived three hours into the inter- would be severe, other mistakes filmed by head. Upon entry, however, the cops realized ties a similar description of the killer — tall, rogation. “You’re not telling us something, or The First 48 — which has shot in Miami, they’d raided the wrong house. Their suspect light-skinned, skinny — and later picked else you’re bending the truth,” Cepero suddenly Detroit, Dallas, Memphis, and Houston lived next door. The officer who fired the gun, 18-year-old Coker out of a lineup. As cameras said, eyebrows plunging into a scowl. “We have — have been substantially more tragic. Joseph Weekley, was indicted for manslaugh- rolled, Coker, who professed innocence, all gathered a lot of evidence, and it talks.” In Detroit on May 16, 2010, after First 48 ter and awaits trial. First 48 producer Allison was arrested and charged with murder. “What are you talk- videographers expressed a desire to achieve Howard pleaded guilty last year to obstruc- When the episode “Straight Menace” ing about?” Smart gasped. a “good show” and capture “great video foot- tion of justice after she lied about “copying, aired on March 11, 2010, viewers howled “The evidence talks,” Cepero replied, age,” police stormed a duplex in an impover- showing, or giving video footage she shot of for Coker’s execution. “Put him down,” telling Smart the shooter had been inside ished neighborhood, according to a federal the raid to third parties,” Detroit prosecu- one commenter wrote in an online forum.

the apartment, where cops had collected lawsuit. It was past midnight. All the street- tors said. The episode was never aired. “They got the death penalty in Houston?” | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | four bullet casings. Plus, both men had been lights had suddenly gone black. The cops were While the drama saturated the city, 1,300 But the case was substantially more | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s shot point-blank, in the back of the head. hunting for a murder suspect. As cameras miles south in Houston, an innocent man fraught with error than viewers realized. “Don’t get into [a lie] you can’t get out of.” rolled and dogs bayed madly, city police fired named Cameron Coker languished inside Though the show didn’t broadcast it, none “You think I’m lying?” Smart asked. He a flash-bang grenade through a front window. a Harris County jail awaiting trial. In mid- of the witnesses whom detectives used pleaded multiple times for a polygraph test. “Police!” one officer cried. The grenade July 2009, 16-year-old Eric Elizarraraz had were positive Coker was the shooter. He sank his head in his hands. “You’re trying exploded next to a living-room couch where a been shot at an apartment complex just off In February 2012 — after Coker had spent to get me to say something I don’t know.” 7-year-old girl, Aiyana Jones, slept. From the Highway 6. The boy had confronted a group nearly three years in jail — Steven M. “You’re telling me a story you concocted, patio, a cop lowered a submachine gun and of men who’d insulted his girlfriend. At Smith, a professor of psychology at >> p10 and it’s bullshit,” Cepero told him, assert- ing that if Smart’s story had been accurate, the window would have been shattered. Great Cruise Deals and Packages in January (Police evidence logs show the window had been open six inches.) “I believe the evidence ten times more. I’m calling you a liar because you’re blowing smoke up my ass.” Sanchez leaned in so close to Smart, he could smell him. “You know what the evidence is telling me right now?” Sanchez seethed. “That you’re a fucking liar.” Eleven hours into the interrogation, tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C when Smart realized he was going to jail for two murders, he wept uncontrollably. “I don’t want to go to jail for something I didn’t do!” Smart, now cuffed to the This January, take advantage of enticing offers to book cruises chair, begged Sanchez, who wrote in an departing from PortMiami. Enjoy special pre- and post-cruise hotel arrest report that the youth’s statements packages, attraction offers and heritage neighborhood tours. weren’t “consistent” with evidence. “I’m asking you,” Smart wept. Visit MiamiCruiseMonth.com for details. “Out of the decency of your heart, please help me! Please!” But days later at Smart’s probable- cause hearing, when Miami-Dade Cir- cuit Judge Jorge Cueto asked for harder proof linking Smart to the murders, Sanchez perpetuated the injustice.

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browardpalmbeach.com Another witness, Roberto Valdez, who confessed he’d been drunk and high on weed and Xanax the day of the murder, said he told detectives he wasn’t sure who pulled the trigger and would “guess.” At the bottom of the photo array, he wrote,

ts | o N te ts “I’m p.,” which he later told Smith had meant, “I’m probably wrong.” A third witness also admitted he hadn’t been sure. In mid-2012, after spending 1,095 days in prison, Coker was released. Prosecutors’ closeout memo had cited “witness identification problems.” “I couldn’t believe they did that to me,” Coker now tells New Times. “It was like ews | pulp c y | N ews a torture that no one should have to go through in this life.” Coker’s attorney, Vivian King, says she’s repeatedly asked The First 48’s producers to stop rebroadcasting the episode now that Coker has been exoner- ated, but they’ve declined. First 48 produc-

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t “Just imagine the image they made out of me,” Coker says, adding he fears retribution for a crime he didn’t do. “Even when I walk places I’ve never been, people know me fromThe First 48 without really knowing what happened.” Each of the 113 cases filmed in Miami also still air periodically — even those featuring men who later walked free of murder charges: Donta Boyd, Malcolm Williams, Kevin Goode, DeMarcus Alexander, Cory Harris, Vladimir Hernandez, Frank Sands, Quintin Barnett, Tyree Kemp, John Mo- Courtesy of Joe Klock lina, Neville Moore, Myron Morales, Rene Top: A killer executed Raynathan Ray, 14, and Jonathan Volcy, 18, with single bullets to the de la Paz, Antwan Kennedy, and Smart.

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art backs of their heads. Bottom: Smart told investigators the killer had shot into the apartment “I talked to a lawyer about suing, but from outside. Police found the window opened six inches. there wasn’t nothing we could do,” says Frank Sands, who spent three years in s though constructing a mammoth That’s when she hired a private detec- prison on murder charges and hasn’t found jigsaw puzzle, Marlene Montaner laid tive and scrutinized the police investigation. steady work since. “Because [The First out all of the files on the floor of her She says they found a “sloppy,” “rushed”

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | 48] shows ‘All suspects are presumed in- ABrickell apartment. The documents spilled case that hinged upon a contaminated crime nocent until proven guilty’ at the begin- past the kitchen, through the living room, scene and one witness who hadn’t seen the ning of the program, they’re covered.” and into her bedroom. It was afternoon, murders. Police hadn’t arrived at the 77th A&E shirks responsibility for episodes that early 2010. And Montaner had just received Street apartment until more than an hour broadcast incorrect information, and spokes- most of the police files on Taiwan Smart. after the murders, and by then, bloody foot- Pulp people confess they don’t reedit or correct Montaner, a veteran court-appointed prints — none of which matched Smart’s flawed programs beyond stating at a show’s end e foot size — inked the cluttered space. Th defense attorney who’s defended dozens of YOUR DAILY DOSE OF NEWS that murder charges were dropped. “We simply clients charged with murder, knew exactly Detectives had also made a big deal of FROM BROWARD AND PALM BEACH film the investigations as they unfold,” a spokes- how to start. First, look for the most damag- the bullet casings, claiming their presence person said. “Every episode states clearly that ing evidence: confessions, witness accounts, inside the home refuted Smart’s asser- MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm all individuals are innocent until proven guilty.” whether the defendant had possession of tion that the shooter had been outside. But BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM The preamble has A&E covered legally, the murder weapon. Montaner freely admits it’s unclear from the investigation’s log perhaps, but ethically? Miami Detective that most of her clients have had at least whether police ever thoroughly searched Fernando Bosch admitted under oath in some complicity in their crimes. So as she the apartment’s grassy exterior for addi- 2011 that he has “play-acted” parts of in- hopscotched across the documents, she was tional casings — a vital lapse. According to vestigations for The First 48 and couldn’t resigned to believe she’d find the worst. the logs, police discovered fewer casings 22, 2014 22,

XX, 2008 XX, tell upon later viewing which parts were “But then I was like, ‘Wait a second,’ ” than bullet holes, six of which had trajec- staged and which were real. “Most of [the Montaner recalls. “There weren’t any tories leading from the window where

ONTH detectives] do things like that,” he said. confessions or anyone pointing the finger Smart claimed the stranger had shot. anuary More troubling still, the show almost at Taiwan or any direct evidence, and I re- But as weeks melted into months and

16-J exclusively highlights some of the most im- member just looking for someone anywhere months into years, nothing happened. Sanchez XX–M poverished neighborhoods across the nation. saying he was the one who did it. You had didn’t release his lead investigator’s report, Nearly every person charged with murder be- one witness in which police misrepresented which is necessary for trial, until after Smart ONTH anuary J M longs to the same demographic: young, male, what she said, but that was it.” She visited had spent more than a year in prison. (Sanchez black, urban, poor, and without resources Taiwan the next day. His manner conveyed later “admitted” to prosecutor Marie Mato to challenge a television conglomerate like innocence, but who could be sure? She that he “dropped the ball” in his delay, accord- A&E. They all resemble Taiwan Smart. paid for his polygraph test, and he passed. ing to emails obtained by New Times.) p12 1010 >> browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each

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ews | pulp c y | N ews Haiti murders?” Carter asked Smart, according to court records filed in Smart’s defense. From that moment, a tension grew between the two young men. Carter allegedly taunted Smart in front of other in- mates and derided him behind his back. On January 11, Carter took aside inmate ge | Night+ dA

A Earnest Evans, 20, whom he knew from the t outside. “I have a secret to tell you,” Carter said, according to Evans’ later testimony. “But you can’t tell anyone or you’ll have an enemy for life.” Carter motioned at Smart. “I let that fuck nigger get away,” Evans alleged Carter said. “I went to rob [his apartment], and he got away, but I killed two other dudes that was there.” Evans said Carter detailed that night with great specificity: “My friend pretended to buy drugs while I crouched behind the window. When he had the attention of the guy at the window, I sprung up and fired some shots into the house. I seen one of the guys | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art leave.” Carter said he pointed the gun at one of the two men remaining inside the apartment, telling him to open the front door. Carter allegedly said that once inside the apartment, he asked if there were

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | “any drugs or money in the house. They didn’t respond,” he whispered. “So I laid them on the floor, and I shot them.” Evans was nervous. Burdened with this knowledge, he confided in a fellow inmate, Her- bert Jackson. Jackson later testified that Evans came to him and said, “Fuck it, I’m just going to tell you. You know the two bodies Taiwan is in here for? Arsenio just told me he did it!” As days passed, Smart gradually grew MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm suspicious of Carter. He seemed to know too much about the murders. Carter once referenced a homemade bong inside the apartment that only Smart and his dead roommates would have known existed. Their petty arguments ballooned into 22, 2014 22,

XX, 2008 XX, heated confrontations. One day, Smart com- mented that a woman on TV was “ugly.”

ONTH “Your girlfriend’s ugly,” Carter anuary told him. “Your ho’s ugly.”

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M nings of the fight, appeared. He as- sumed the argument involved the murders and asked, “You told him?” 12 12 Smart turned. “Told me what?” browardpalmbeach.com

he asked. “Told me what?” Eyes sud- miaminewtimes.com denly electric, he looked at Carter. “You know too much!” he yelled. “I know you killed my friends!” Smart charged Carter and slammed him to the concrete floor. Bellows erupted inside the stockade. Carter wriggled free and pounded on the guard’s gate and was eventually reas- signed to a different cell, prison records show. Smart didn’t know what to do. Jailhouse in-

formants are notoriously unreliable. But neither | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | Evans nor Jackson sought shorter sentences in | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s exchange for their depositions, so Smart’s attorney quickly interviewed them and shipped their statements to prosecutors. On June 6, 2011, Smart took two separate state-sponsored polygraph tests. An expert hammered him with questions for hours. Ultimately, “Smart denied any involvement, and it was the opinion of [the expert] that he was being truthful,” according to prosecutor Mato’s closeout memo. Prosecutors summoned Detective Sanchez and told him what had happened. Nearly two years after Sanchez had called Smart a “fucking liar,” Sanchez Photo stills from A&E’s “The First 48” now “agreed [the state] could not prove been shot. “I should have died that Above: Smart called police to talk about their case, and it appeared Taiwan Smart night, and I wish I had. If I had, I the murders. When they met, detectives was not the shooter,” Mato wrote. wouldn’t have to deal with this.” arrested him. Left: Detectives interrogated Sanchez was not reprimanded for his work “This” is Smart’s life today. In Smart for hours in a room they call “the box.” on the case, though this wasn’t the first time the two years since his release from he may have rushed to judgment, his internal prison, Smart’s luck hasn’t turned. civil lawsuit against the City of Miami for tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C affairs file shows. In 2007, Sanchez had ar- With a pair of murder charges on his false arrest and imprisonment. “Despite rested philanthropist Lucinda Munoz, 58, record, he’s struggled to find work or the police questioning of Taiwan for 15 con- at Bank of America after she tried to cash a an apartment. He spent months living secutive hours,” the lawsuit says, “and his bad check for $3,506 that an eBay customer in a small motel room with his mom, pleas of innocence and his factual accounts, had sent her. Munoz was jailed for one night uncle, girlfriend, and two siblings — police were only concerned with closing and charged with forgery and grand theft while supporting them with a $6.09 the book on the crime within 48 hours to — allegations dropped a month later. “Appar- hourly wage he makes cleaning cars captivate the public with the expeditious ently, Sanchez takes the experience of being at the Busy Bee off Biscayne Boule- crime-solving… It intentionally placed thrown in jail and charged with a major felony vard. Now he and his family live in a Taiwan as a remote second in importance lightly,” Munoz’s unsustained complaint says. claustrophobic apartment where they to the pursuit of the First 48 marquee.” The Miami Police Department has not have neither kitchen sink nor stove, The lawsuit doesn’t specify what monetary apologized to Smart. A&E has continued and the electricity flickers on and off. compensation, if any, Smart wants. Driving to broadcast its First 48 episode featur- Meanwhile, The First 48 has ar- through the streets of his old neighborhood in ing Smart. And Carter, who’s since been rived at season 13, and even today, Little Haiti, which is haunted with the ghosts released from prison, hasn’t been seri- nearly 1.4 million people tune in for of nearly one dozen murdered friends, Smart ously investigated by any other agency for some airings. But this season, the considered the matter. He’d like to one day his possible connection to the murders. program hasn’t featured Miami, though pro- The families of the murdered never see attend college, maybe even get a small house. New Times Broward-palm B each ducers call it the “face” of the show. Last year, a dime of the show’s profits. “No one cared He slowly shook his head. “I can’t even aiwan Smart, now 26 and head- Police Chief Manuel Orosa asked producers that my boy was killed, and the cops just think about money,” Smart finally says. “I just shaven, untangles his long legs from to donate $10,000 per episode to a local youth rushed it for a damn show,” says Clyde Ray, want my life back. When I was in that interro- inside a battered Volkswagen Passat sports program that works with at-risk chil- the stooped father of Smart’s murdered gation, I remember asking Sanchez if it would

Tand declares he doesn’t want to stay long. dren, but producers declined. So The First 14-year-old roommate. “Everyone was a have been better off if I’d been killed too. MIAMI NEW TIMES The car has just pulled up before a small, 48, which doesn’t compensate police depart- victim in this. Them boys killed, that boy And he said, ‘Yes, it would have been better five-unit apartment complex in the shape ments in any way, left Miami and now films who spent two years in prison for it.” if you’d been killed too.’ I just don’t want to of a bowling alley. “I feel like this is where in Broward County, Houston, Cleveland, and At least Smart can still defend himself. feel that way anymore. I want my life back.” my life ended,” he says, walking toward the Dallas. (Memphis and Detroit have also dis- Put in touch with attorney Joe Klock, who’s back of the building, where his friends had continued their relationships with the show.) taken the case pro bono, Smart has filed a [email protected] M ONTH J anuary XX–M 16-J ONTH anuary XX, 2008 22, 2014

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catfight that ensues, at the end of the day, the Night+Day | s WHAT A WOMAN sisters realize blood is thicker than molasses. Did you know Megan Mullally is married to This charming Southern family will Nick Offerman, the actor who plays Ron warm your heart during a premiere at the Swanson on Parks and Rec? That is probably Broward Stage Door Theatre starting Friday not the most feminist way to introduce a and running through February 23. The the- wildly talented actress and performer who ater is located at 8036 Sample Road in Coral was nominated for seven consecutive Em- Springs. Tickets cost $38 for regular admis- tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C | mys (and won two), won two Screen Actors sion and $16 for students. Call 954-344-7765, Guild Awards, and was nominated for four or visiting stagedoorfl.org. GILLIAN SPEISER Golden Globes. She’s had roles on Happy Endings, 30 Rock, Up All Night, Boston Legal, ▼ MUSIC and a GLAAD Award-winning episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine — not WOODSTOCK LIVES to mention a recurring guest role opposite Summer may still be many months away, but her aforementioned life partner on Parks the Summer of Love is right around the cor- and Recreation. But how else does one ner. Dust off those bell-bottoms and prepare introduce such an amazing and popular for the glorious kaleidoscopic wonder of the woman if not with a fun and little-known ’60s-era invasion of South Florida this Friday factoid? Besides, who doesn’t love Offerman/ night. “The Summer of Love Concert” features Swanson? Having such good taste in men Styx bassist and vocalist Glen Burtnik, who only solidifies what we already knew about leads the way in this trip of sight and sound Mullally’s seemingly unending awesome- and everything Woodstock. Capturing all the New Times Broward-palm B each ness. Oh, did we mention she’s got some era’s beloved harmonies, Burtnik is joined NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH impressive pipes too? She’s no stranger to by an all-star cast of musicians and unveiling the boards of Broadway, having performed spot-on renditions of favorites from the Bea- in Grease, How to Succeed in Business With- tles, Rolling Stones, the Doors, Jimmy Hen- out Really Trying, and Young Frankenstein. drix, Janis Joplin, and many more. No good Hear her for yourself as she performs time travel back to Woodstock would be com- with pianist Seth Rudetsky at the Parker plete without a visual treat for the mind, and Playhouse as part of the WinterStage Con- “The Summer of Love Concert” delivers with cert Series at 8 p.m. Thursday. Tickets cost Marc Rubinstein’s psychedelic “Pig Light $51.50 to $126.50. The Parker Playhouse Blue, S3, McSorley’s, and Sandbar. Each ▼ THEATER Show” — Rubinstein is a ’60s icon known for is located at 707 NE Eighth St. in Fort venue offers a free drink or light bites to his lighting work at the Fillmore East dur- Lauderdale. Call 954-462-0222, or visit those with a Bus Loop card. About a dozen GOOD OLD ing the actual Summer of Love’s heyday. parkerplayhouse.com. REBECCA DITTMAR trolleys will shuttle the drunken masses This Woodstock flower-power wonder- between each bar. Check-in runs from SOUTHERN LIVING ment occurs Friday at 8 p.m. at the Broward 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Bokamper’s Sports Beth Henley’s Pulitzer Prize-winning com- Center for Performing Arts’ Amaturo Theater, Bar (3115 NE 32nd Ave.) and Tropic Cay edy Crimes of the Heart is something we can all located at 201 SW Fifth Ave. in Fort Lauder- FRI 1/17 (529 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd.). relate to, despite its occasional absurdity. Al- dale. Tickets start at $71. Call 954-462-0222, M Designated drivers ride for free. For though there is certainly a play on generaliza- or visit browardcenter.org. ALEX RENDON J anuary ONTH ▼ NIGHTLIFE those without a DD, B tions of Southern living, ▼ ART

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the country. It’s a challenge, but it’s a fun Thursday-night Cigar City Brewing tap take- one. The Friday-night show will feature over at Tipsy Boar (1906 Harrison St., Hol- Broward-based artist and choreographer lywood) featuring Black Ash, Tocobaga, Jose Jenny Larsson. She has enlisted people to Marti, and Humidor Series IPA, and a Florida perform “investigations into pedestrian tap takeover at Tap 42 (1411 S. Andrews Ave., movement,” which looks at the connections Fort Lauderdale). The week is capped off people make from different backgrounds with the Jupiter Craft Brewers Festival at through movement and conversations. There Roger Dean Stadium (4751 Main St., Jupi- will be voice-overs, audience inclusion, and ter) starting at 1 p.m. With tickets starting a reception following the performance com- at $31 online ($35 at the door), it’s one of plete with wine and a Q&A with Larsson. South Florida’s most cost-effective beer “Look at How You’re Looking at Me feasts. For the full lineup of events, check When I’m Telling You This” will be pre- out southfloridabeerweek.com. DOUG FAIRALL sented on Friday at the Girls’ Club, located at 117 NE Second St. in Fort Lauderdale. Doors ▼ SPORTS open at 7:30 p.m., and the performance starts at 8 sharp. Admission is free, and seat- HARD KNOCK ing is first-come, first-served. The following Fight night in South Florida should be day, from 2 to 4 p.m., Larsson will host a more than just a boxing match. It should workshop on modern and experimental include more than just padded fists, dance as it relates to her performance the like grappling, submissions, and choke- night before. Those who attend the work- holds. At the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART shop will move, draw, chat, and develop im- & Casino in Hollywood, fight night is a provisational choreography with Larsson. mixed martial arts extravaganza with the The workshop is $20; student discounts are World Series of Fighting 8 on Saturday. available. Visit girlsclubcollection.org, or The featured fight will be a matchup be- call 954-828-9151. TANA VELEN tween Americans Justin Gaethje (10-0-0), a lightweight; and welterweight Richard Patishnock (6-1-0). But that isn’t the only fight you should be keeping an eye on. The WSOF8 SAT 1/18 will also feature a bout between Texan fight- ers Jessica “Jag” Aguilar and Alida Gray. ▼ FOOD + DRINK Aguilar, a strawweight, holds a record of 16-4, with seven submissions and two knockouts. SEVEN DAYS OF SUDS Strawweight Gray remains undefeated at 4-0 It’s the mother of all beer weeks starting with three knockouts and one submission. Saturday and lasting through January 25 Also on the card are several local fight- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

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Break away from the status quo and enter browardpalmbeach.com the world of the homebrewing competi- tions. On Saturday, head down to the Mardi Gras Casino in Hallandale Beach from 2 to 6 p.m. for its inaugural homebrewing competition, where local homebrewers will compete for best in the area while you listen to some great music and sample their beers and eat delicious barbecue. For only $15 (a fraction of a beer festival admission), guests will be given a pretzel | Contents | pulp news | necklace and a cup to sample from the 30- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | plus beers that will be onsite, including those made from South Florida’s own Russ Brunner — winner of both a gold medal at the 35th An- nual National Homebrewers Conference and the Sam Adams LongShot competition. Com- petitions like this are great places to witness the future of brewing. Call 954-924-3200. Mardi Gras Casino is located at 831 N. Federal Susannah Kay Highway in Hallandale Beach. DOUG FAIRALL This little piggy ran to the finish line. ▼ FOOD + DRINK

to fall in love with the fair all over again. Night+Day | s HARVEST HOEDOWN The South Florida Fair opens Friday and The closest most of us ever get to a farm is runs through Sunday, February 2, at the Expo the produce aisle at our local grocery store. Center at the South Florida Fair Grounds, Sure, those beautifully waxed and picked located at 9067 Southern Blvd. in West Palm pieces of fruit and vegetables were grown out Beach. Fair gates open at noon Monday of plants in the ground, but chances are they through Friday and at 10 a.m. on Saturday were shipped from thousands of miles away, and Sunday. Admission is $15 for adults, $9 tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C | losing many of the vital nutrients in the pro- for seniors, $8 for children ages 6 to 11, and cess — that’s not exactly farm-to-table, even free for children 5 and under. DANA KRANGEL if it does make its way into your mouth. To make it easier for residents to get their hands in the dirt — we know, it is work — there’s the Dania Beach PATCH, short for People’s Ac- WED 1/22 cess to Community Horticulture. It’s hosting a “Harvest Festival” Grand Opening Celebra- ▼ CELEBRITY APPEARANCE tion for its community garden on Saturday. The kid-friendly festival is bringing to- PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE gether locals to showcase the fruits — and A two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning author veggies — of PATCH’s labor by highlighting of numerous books and esteemed journal- its GrowBag technology. The event will in- ist of the Washington Post, Bob Woodward clude cooking demos with partner FLIPANY is coming to Fort Lauderdale to share his (Florida Introduces Physical Activity and political insights and how it translates to NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Nutrition to Youth), live music, arts and the future. As part of the Fort Lauderdale New Times Broward-palm B each crafts, vendors, a ribbon-cutting, and artist Speaker Series, presented by Broward Col- presentations. There is no cost to attend. It lege, which started in October and will last takes place Saturday from 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. until May 21, Woodward’s presentation is Dania Beach Patch is located at 1200 NW the third distinguished speaker in a crowd of First St. in Dania Beach. Call 954-561-9681, well-respected figures in the United States. or visit touchbroward.org. SARA VENTIERA While we can’t tell you what’s up his sleeve, you can expect that he will share riveting stories as they relate to politics, insights of his experience, as well as what he predicts for SUN 1/19 the future on a variety of current topics. Last, the lecture will conclude with a Q&A session ▼ FESTIVAL so the audience has the opportunity to ask the burning questions that may not be covered. AN AFFAIR OF STATE Woodward’s lecture will take place With our “fair share” of annual events in Wednesday at the Broward Center for Per- South Florida, none is as universally beloved forming Arts, located at 201 SW Fifth Ave. M as the South Florida Fair. Taking place annu- in Fort Lauderdale. Tickets are sold through J ONTH ally since 1912, the South Florida Fair has subscription only and can be purchased anuary

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Apple are being brought to us. Step into the 22, 2014 Times Square replica and suddenly it’s more than just a trip to the fair; it’s a minivacay. Email upcoming events to Arts and Culture Editor Still not sure if the fair is for you? Live con- Rebecca Dittmar at Calendar@BrowardPalmBeach. com. Include the location, date, time, price, and a certs featuring the likes of Cassadee Pope contact phone number. It’s best to submit items three and Eddie Money ensure even your snob- weeks in advance. biest of family members will find a reason 17 17 When I decided to quit, I just quit; I The Diceman didn’t use anything. And I didn’t smoke for ▼ Stage cometh... back. ten years. And I am going to quit again in the new year. Sometime after January, I’m just going to quit. I had my fun with it. I know your sons are musicians. How long have they been playing? Rolling the I support them 100 percent. They are incredible. They have been playing since they browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com were really young. Their band [L.A. Rocks] Dice Again is pretty phenomenal. And then they started getting some exposure through my Show- Andrew Dice Clay is time special and their appearance on Artie ready to reclaim his Lange recently. They play in L.A. at all those famous clubs like Whisky a Go Go. They stake in show business. just did their first ts | o N te ts BY DANA KRANGEL concert in New York. So it’s fun to watch areers can be tumultuous. “IT WAS VERY them grow up into it. While some teeter with the STRANGE I loved listening whims of the economy, others GOING FROM to you on The Artie are self-made and -lost. The THE COUCH Lange Show. Are you latter is true of veteran comic TO THE two buddies, or did Andrew Dice Clay, whose crash of fame has TELEVISION that just happen to be

ews | pulp c y | N ews C only given him a reason to pick up the pieces a great interview? and make it better the second time around. FOR A SHOW I’ve known And with Woody Allen and the cats of En- I’M A FAN OF.” Artie for years. We tourage on his side, how can that go wrong? worked together; Clay has been in comedy so long, he’s he’s a great guy, I love him. And I love his seen it all. Back before Twitter and podcasts, show. I always have his show on at night comedians lived and died on the jokes they in the background because it’s like an- told on the stage. Mr. Hickory Dickory Dock other conversation going on. He’s great. has seen waves of new comics sparkle and He just came out with a book. I fade, and he’s been taking notes and plotting read that you are working on a book a major comeback. Before he headed down too. What can we expect from it? to South Florida for a string of gigs, we spoke It’s called The Filthy Truth; it’s auto- with the Diceman to discuss his yo-yo com- biographical. I am actually writing it now edy career, his kids’ band, and how he plans because I want it to really be from my mouth to make it to the top again — and stay there. and the truth of different things that went on New Times: You have been doing and stories that people wouldn’t know. You standup for so long! There have been lots know, an autobiography is almost like Cliffs- of changes. What do you think about the Notes of your own life, so I have been enjoy- new DIY route, where comics are creating ing writing it. I think it will inspire a lot of their own specials on their own dime and people. My career has been a roller coaster. I putting them online themselves for $5? Piotr Sikora/VH1 was all the way on the top, all the way on the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS |

| Stage | Night+ dA | Stage | music dish film Art Andrew Dice Clay: Well, I think for younger len] contact you directly, or did you have try out? One hundred percent. Watched just bottom, and now I’m all the way up again, comics, just to get their stuff out, it’s not a He got in contact with my management. about all the seasons. So it was very strange so I’m happy. And I am the one that put me bad idea. You get exposure that way. But I He saw me on Entourage and just wanted going from the couch to the television for in all of those spots, so it will be interesting. don’t think it’s a smart business move for a me in on it, and that was it. Woody sort of a show I’m a fan of. It was very surreal. seasoned pro. Normally, if it’s a big name, knows who he wants for different roles They are reviving it right now. Are [email protected] you have somebody like HBO or Showtime when he writes a movie. He has two or three you going to be involved in that? behind it, so it really wouldn’t work for those people in mind, and that’s how he writes. It’s going to be a film, yeah. Most Andrew Dice Clay guys. I mean, Louis C.K. did it just as his Louis also read for the part that I got, but he probably I’ll be in it. I don’t know to Thursday, January 16, through Saturday, January star was coming up, and it was a cool idea, didn’t think he was tough enough in the role. what extent, but I met with [show cre- 18, at the Fort Lauderdale Improv, 5700 Seminole but I don’t know if it works for everybody. He likes authenticity, and that’s why Louis ator] Doug Ellin last week about it. Way, Hollywood. Also Sunday, January 19, at the Palm Beach Improv, 550 S. Rosemary Ave., Speaking of Louis, I loved both of you inBlue ended up doing his part and I got my part. You quit smoking, right? Suite 250, West Palm Beach. Tickets cost $35 Jasmine. It was great to see you in a different type You mentioned Entourage. Were you a fan Nah, I’m smoking right now. plus fees. Two-drink minimum. Call 954-981- of role. How did that come up? Did Woody [Al- of that show too before you got that call? I was going to ask how you quit. 5653, or visit pbimprov.com or ftl.improv.com. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm WEIGHT LOSS phy sician supervised N APPETITE

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Victorians Jones, mean- Fiennes’ prickly Dickens while, is a revela- IF FIENNES’ tion, matching her is hard not to love. illustrious costar DIRECTION IS with a turn that BY NICK SCHAGER A WONDERFUL burns with sup- tale of love complicated — if SURPRISE, pressed yearning not thwarted — by prior HIS COMPLEX and despair over a responsibilities, intractable PERFORMANCE romance that she barriers, and the rigid high- AS A MAN OF wants to reject society norms that frustrate and yet cannot its Victorian characters’ attempts to live CONFLICTED escape. Swept A PRIORITIES AND as they so desperately want, The Invisible up by the affec- Woman finds Ralph Fiennes proving as OBSESSIONS tions of a personal adept behind the camera as he is in front IS NOT. (and national) of it. Fiennes’ film, his second as director, idol, Jones’ young examines the secret love affair between Nelly initially comes across as a fragile in- Charles Dickens (Fiennes) and young ac- nocent without ever seeming naive. That tress Nelly Ternan (Felicity Jones), with makes her trajectory toward heartbreak a script (by Abi Morgan) based on Claire that much more moving — especially as it’s Tomalin’s nonfiction study of the affair. clear that she always knew this descent was The story comes in flashbacks: Nelly — now David Appleby probable yet still risked it in the interest of married and with child — remembering the husband that had been sent to the Fiennes and Jones: Yearning and despair. irrepressible love. Nelly exhibits a delicacy the bond she shared with the great author wrong home. Worse, in the film, Charles that hardens the more she’s exposed to when she was just 18, a relationship that orders Catherine to make the delivery. Woman situates itself so close to its protago- the bitter realities of her situation and the began after she and her sisters, guided by The Invisible Woman is poignantly attuned nists that, despite the 19th Century’s decorous consequences it will have not just for her her protective mother (a captivating Kristin to its characters’ sorrow, born from thorny restraint, it proves a lush, pulsating work. but for her family. Jones embodies her with Scott Thomas), acted alongside Dickens in circumstances that have no suitable resolu- In its every handheld camera pan around a nuanced poise and depth, even as Nelly his playwright-friend Wilkie Collins’ (Tom tion. That’s in large part thanks to Fiennes’ theater stage, static master shot of patrons at becomes a figure of familiar misfortune. Hollander) production of The Frozen Deep. artistry as a filmmaker. Discarding the Paul a social gathering, or calamitous edit during This is a star-making performance Trapped in a loveless marriage to Cath- Greengrass-ian shaky cam of his directorial and after a train crash that Dickens famously full of subtle sorrow and strength. erine (Joanna Scanlan), a loyal and resilient debut, 2011’s modern-warfare Shakespeare survived, Fiennes’ superb technique stirs feel- Nelly outlived Dickens, of course. The woman who glares at her husband with adaptation Coriolanus, he employs a mag- ing and communicates thematic complexities. film’s signature recurring motif is the equal measures of adoration and distrust, nificent classical touch, repeatedly fixating That same acute formal elegance lays sight of her glancing over her shoulder, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Charles sees in Nelly vibrant beauty and on the image of the independent, adult Nelly bare these characters. 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It’s a saga rooted positions and obligations, feeling soon blos- the distance between Charles and Nelly (as in Charles and Nelly’s shared fear that no [email protected] soms between them, even as it becomes well as their alternately joyous or despondent one can ever truly know another’s heart increasingly clear that acting upon it will states), and Fiennes’ assured edits and zooms and enlivened by an empathetic feminist The Invisible Woman result in misery for themselves and their express the material’s roiling sentiments streak that, in opposition to the cultural Starring Ralph Fiennes, Felicity Jones, Kristin loved ones — a truth never more pierc- (including a particularly amazing one, late forces conspiring against them, generously Scott Thomas, Tom Hollander, Joanna Scanlan, and Tom Burke. Directed by Ralph Fiennes. ingly felt than when the wife visits the in the film, into the nape of a happy Nelly’s expresses not only Nelly’s own indomitable Written by Abi Morgan, based on a book by mistress to deliver a romantic gift from neck). Without a wasted gesture, The Invisible strength but also Catherine’s dignity. Claire Tomalin. 111 minutes. Rated R.

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The 50th anniversary of ingrained in the annals of rock history. On its founding is right around the corner. the eve of his 73rd birthday, he remains as Ooh... active, enthused, and eager to pursue his Scotty Hall We didn’t mean to age you there. muse as at any time in his 50-year career. Kaukonen and Casady: “The interaction that Jack and I have is a different thing altogether.” That’s OK. It beats the alternatives. Kaukonen first met Casady, the man who Is anything planned to mark the anniversary? would become his lifetime musical partner, that doubles as the Fur Peace Ranch — a first of the following year, there will be a new No, not that I’m aware of. I stay in touch when they played together in a Washington, weekend music camp he and his wife, Hot Tuna record. We’re back in the saddle. with Grace [Slick]. I haven’t talked to Paul D.C., band dubbed the Triumphs. By the Vanessa, have managed for 17 years. I guess the bad news was, we didn’t [Kantner] in years. Marty [Balin] has been tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music mid-’60s, the two men were on sturdier foot- New Times: Hot Tuna has put out a slew of have people looking for that next studio al- to the ranch, so I do talk to Marty. So my ing when they joined the fledgling Jefferson live albums over the past few decades, but bum. But the good news is — and it is good mind’s open. We’ll just have to see what Airplane. Despite Kaukonen’s appreciation in recent years, the band’s studio output has news — that we didn’t have that pressure happens. A couple of months ago, I did call for traditional folk blues — artists like Howlin’ been scarce at best. Your last album, 2011’s to do two albums a year. If I was a young Grace up. It occurred to me that I needed to Wolf, Son House, the Reverend Gary Davis, Steady as She Goes, was your first in 20 years. artist, I’d probably thrive on that. But as an tell her what an honor it was to play with her and Muddy Waters — he and Casady became Jorma Kaukonen: In the last few decades, older guy, I like not having that pressure. back in those days, because she’s one of the an integral part of that band as it made its we haven’t had a record deal. It costs money What is the divide that separates your solo ma- great voices of our time. And I think she re- transition from folk rock to the high-flying to go into the studio. A lot of the kids today, terial from something you might do with the band? ally was surprised, because that wasn’t the psychedelia that typified the Airplane at its they do a lot of that stuff on their own. But Sometimes people ask me when I do a so- way we talked to each other. [laughs] We peak. Though never a particularly prolific I’m not that kid. 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dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art Stannard says, “and the friends I made in the tropics. Arlene Boumel is one of those dedi- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | three years I owned the MC made it all worth cated few. As president of the Broward Folk it.” But, he adds, “as a new club owner, I made Club — a registered not-for-profit organization many mistakes.” Though those missteps led whose sole purpose is to nourish and promote the place to close, Stannard continued to pro- folk and acoustic music and bring together mote and put on shows in Fort Lauderdale. those with a similar appreciation — she helps He still wanted a place to showcase local ensure that South Florida audiences have and national acts, playing original rockabilly, the opportunity to enjoy and experience it. psychobilly, punk, metal, roots, bluegrass, The organization produces the annual South emo, just about everything. He was working Florida Folk Festival, of which Boumel and with Mickey’s in Pompano until it shut down VP Bob Singer are codirectors. “South Florida four months ago, leaving a gap in venues for has a thriving folk community, one of the more local acts to perform. But now, with the sup- vibrant in the country,” Boumel contends. And port of friends and a stroke of luck, Monterey she admits that the genre itself can be open to Club will offer a stage for live music. “While interpretation. “That’s why, for the South Flor- all of this was going on, I would always get ida Folk Festival, we’ve tried to incorporate NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm messages from different friends telling how a variety of different types of folk genres into much they missed the Monterey Club. Call the schedule.” Though the fest launched in it fate, call it coincidence, call it whatever. I January 1992, the club formed in 1988. “We are was looking around for a venue to host shows, more than just a club; we are a community,” and my friend Jackson Valiente and I ran into Boumel explains. “Our goal has always been each other. Jack owns Kreepy Tiki Tattoos to bring back the kind of two-day outdoor 22, 2014 22, XX, 2012 XX, and the room that used to be the MC. He had festival that we’ve had in the past.” This year, tried a few things, and he wasn’t happy with headliners include Bill and Kate Isles, Dave

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