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Friday, April 12, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue 115

The News' Briefs Seven-year-old pilot dies in crash Jon Santa The Associated Press

AL Scores CHEYENNE, Wyo. - A 7-year- old girl trying to become the Chicago 8 youngest person to fly across Texas 5 America was Mlled today when her plane crashed nose-first into a driveway shortly after taking Minnesota 6 off in a storm. Her father and her Boston 5 flight instructor also died. The crash that killed Jessica Dubroff, her father, Lloyd, and Seattle 9 Joe Reld happened on the second Detroit 1 day of their flight The single- engine plane, a four-seat Cessna owned by Reid, crashed in a resi- Oakland 11 dential area, missing a house by Milwaukee 0 25 feet, a half-mile from the run- way. NL Scores Police Chief John Powell, who was first on the scene, said the Montreal 6 bodies were still strapped into Pittsburgh 5 the Cessna when he arrived, but he couldn't tell who had been operating the plane. San Diego 2 "It was very fortunate it didnt Atlanta 1 hit any houses in the area," he said "There was a last-minute at- tempt by the pilot not to hit Organizations plan houses." events as part of Shortly before takeoff this Earth Day morning, Jessica told a reporter Several organizations for Cheyenne television station have planned events as a KKTU she thought about one part of the Earth Day cele- thing when flying: crashing. But she went on to say she did not bration. n»iiiiisiiinwi Michael Renner of the worry about It. Firefighters worker on the plane a seven-year-old pilot crashed while and flight Instructor also died in the crash. The crash happened oa the World Watch Institute will Dawn Salyards, who lives trying to become the youngest to ever fly across America. Her father second day of her flight. discuss how environmental nearby, said the plane struck the disputes can lead to interna- ground nose first airport in the face of the rain and never got any higher than 400 The 4-foot-2, brown-haired Jes- last night" tional conflict at 7:30 p.m. "From the looks of it, you could snow. feet. sica was so short she needed ex- According to the plans, Reid AprU18inlll01scamp tell pretty much right away that "It stalled over my building, "I kept thinking, 'Please! tenders on the plane's pedals in wasn't supposed to touch the con- Hall. there would be no survivors," she winged over and went straight Please get some altitude!'" he order to reach them. Environmental Studies trols except in an emergency. students will help with said into the ground like a dart," he said. "It just went right into the "It's been a long day," Jessica Her father was to sit In the back hands-on restoration work Tom Johnson, a 15-year pilot, said ground. I knew no one survived said after landing late Wednes- seat of the Cessna 177B. of the Oak Openings Metro- said he saw the plane shortly Johnson, whose office is half- It would have been impossible," day. "I enjoyed it I cant wait un- Cheyenne Airport Manager park. For more details, call after takeoff, and it appeared the way between the airport and the The plane took off at 825 am. til the next day. I cant wait to 372-8203. pilot was trying to return to the crash site, said the airplane after spending the night here. sleep. I had two hours of sleep See CRASH, page three.: Steve Steele will speak about Zero Population Growth and the effects of resource distribution on the world's population at 7:30 Grad students end Signing up p.m. In 1001 Business Ad- ministration April 22. Organizations will have displays about recycling, two-day strike at animal rehabilitation, t-shirt and plant sales^mu- sic and a children's table on April 23 In the Union Oval. UM after meeting Steele will also speak on the Rainforest Action Net- work which Is an organiza- necessary to show the students' tion dedicated to preserving Jay Young Rainforest Ecosystems, in- The BC News Importance. He said the average digenous people and their student graduate assistant cultures at 7 JO p.m. in 1001 After meeting for 14 hours receives $850 per month. Church Business Administration Wednesday night. University of stated the pay is unfair because Annex on April 24. Michigan graduate teaching ass- Michigan's financial aid office Bowling Green City Parks istants reached agreement with estimates the Ann Arbor cost of and the Nature Reserve will the University. The agreement living to be $1,150. sponsor a walk at 1 p.m. followed a two-day strike on "The fact remains that this David Ui|"nnVn< Auoclaled Praia from the Woodland Mall to Monday and Tuesday. It Is an University Is totally dependent Billboard worker Don Moore of Oklahoma City puts the finishing touches on a billboard near down- Wlntergarden Park. The event the Bowling Green Gradu- on graduate student instruction," town. A national company has donated more than 40 billboards In Oklahoma City In preparation for event is a fundraiser to pur- Church said "I think that large the April 19 bombing anniversary. chase more land for the ate College dean said he hopes park and for Maumee never occurs at the University. Universities depend more on us Remedial Action Plan. Peter Church, Graduate Em- for instruction than they do on us The BG Water Quality ployees Organization spokesman as students." Task Force will sponsor a at Michigan, said the graduate Clarke indicated being a teach- conference at the Wood students had to walk out ing assistant at Michigan in- Group sponsors stepshow County Public Library at 10 "We've been at the table for six cludes a full tuition waiver to a.m. May 4 about Bowling months, and we have tried every those serving 25 percent of full- Green's drinking water. other option," Church said "It Is time. Those individuals receive Complied from staff ami unfortunate that the University an hourly rate pay of $1457, plus to raise money for charity wire reports. pushed us into that position." Insurance. For teaching assis- Kim Clarke, Michigan assis- tants with less than 25 percent appointments, the tuition waiver Kriitln Stidum with aspects of a cheerlead- University," Lambert said tant to the vice president for lng/drill team format University Relations, said the is partial. The BC News Project Search aids minority Various University students two groups have been negotiat- Clarke said the students should students in finding a graduate Quote of Members of African-American will take part in the event ing since last October. She said not be trying to support them- school which suits their needs as fraternities and sororities from Several are involved in technical the day the groups agreed to a three-year selves with the positions. well as recruiting prospective "We have to remember, these around Ohio will step out this aspects of the show, and two stu- students for the University's own "I certainly don't contract that would take effect in weekend September, pending GEO ratifi- are not full-time Jobs," Clarke dents will be performing. Vlda graduate program, Lambert said. sense any amount of said These aren't Intended to be The African-American Gradu- Posey, a graduate student in the "Anything to help Increase cul- cation. ate Student Association will host dissatisfaction Clarke .said the strike was full-time Job* that one would theater department, will serve as tural diversity on campus Is support him or herself on It's a "Stepshow Extravaganza Bene- Mistress of Ceremonies. The great." she said among our graduate against the best Interest of the fit" Saturday at 7 p.m. In 101 Ols- institution. more of an apprenticeship. benefit is expected to raise students that would campHall. money for the Peace Champion "We felt that they should have Louis Katzner, Bowling Green The founder of Project Search, Fund. The money will help Lisa result in that kind of upheld their resolution to teach," Graduate College dean, said the John Scott, will be honored along action." Clarke said "We weren't happy situation is difficult to Judge. "This Is the first rime that we'- Chavers, director of Project with Winifred Stone of the Grad- ve had a stepshow," theater Search, recruit and assist minori- with the work stoppage, although "It's really hard to comment uate College. Louis Kutzner. Graduate graduate assistant Jasmin Lam- ty graduate students at the Uni- College dean, about the it didn't have a wide spread ef- because I don't know the details Tickets coat $10 and can be fect on campus." bert said versity. purchased at the University Ac- strike at Michigan of what Is going on at Michigan," Church, an elementary French A stepshow is a talent competi- "It's helping not only Bowling tivities Organization office or af' Green students, but also students Instructor, said the stoppage was See CHADS, page twee. tion which fuses elements of the door an hour before the African American dance rituals fhltiiring about Triing to the event

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page two Friday, April 12, 1996 E.A.R. to the Relationships forged in vomit

Goodbye, head full of hair! night, devoid of both pride and traception failed and the zygote Ground... Hello, ear full of hair! rhythm, we started for the door dldnt. Today marks the 22nd year I'- when the inevitable happened: My God, how am I going to re- Yes, the plan is to put lights by the cemetery. In fact, ve existed on this planet. Inci- Sppllaatt! My shoes vicar- late to my children (my God, how dentally, it also marks the 18th iously tasted the rum and cokes. am I going to finish this column?) they've even dug the holes for them. Yet, the lights day the renegade Montana With the bouncers ready to play My parents always told tales of are still in the boxes, and have been for weeks. What"s chapter of the Morgan "Free- Riverside County Sheriff to our woe about delivered papers to the point of planning to put lights up if they just lay on man'' fan club have resided illegal immigrant, I placed my buy pencils for school. the ground collecting dust? elsewhere. empty glass under my brother's What am I going to say? *•* In the grand scheme of things, "giving" mouth "Son, we dldnt have It so cushy It's Little Sibs and Kids Weekend again. And while we my 22nd birthday isn't very im- At this point, the story gets a in my day. Why when I was a boy, at E.A.R. Central have no problem with the concept of portant or even very notable. In little graphic. Because I was no we had to walk across the room inviting younger siblings up to visit, we question the fact, on the things-people-are- where near a trash can, the to change the channel." planning of events that seem to be primarily for those more-interested-in scale, I figure vomit-laden vestibule was han- Not very impressive. five and under. It ranks just ahead of the Uriah ded off to the nice young lady "Uh-huh, and we couldn't just It's not like the majority of college students have a Heap reunion tour and Just be- from the previous tavern. go to the grocery store feelln' four-year-old sister hiding in their parents' closet hind sex with Carnie Wilson. coke-flavored 151. Dispatching Maybe, this girl thought I just safe, no slr-ee, we had to pick our Just kidding, put down your with his first drink, Jeff ordered handed her a beer. Maybe she meat carefully - so as to avoid *** editor-writing pens. I'm sure that wanted to score some "roofies." the crazy beef disease." E.A.R. wants to know what is the world is coming to? another. And another... And soon Carnie is a wonderful person. and so forth As the night wore Or maybe she felt that my That doesn't really do it either. We've surpassed the use of knives and guns to show ha- And more people probably want on, my little sib began to get a brother made some sort of magic "And, finally son, in my day the tred. to have "Carnal" knowledge of little sloshed. puke potion just for her. University didn't have to contend Now, the big bad folks have to use blow darts, some the genius behind the lyrics, Whatever the reason, she drew with things like sexual harrass- "Hold on, for one more day: Much to my chagrin, I soon two full gulps from the glass - ment and discrimination law- kind of new-fangled way to inflict pain on those we don't discovered that my brother had like. things are gonna go your way," and swallowed - setting off a suits." than a skinny white columnist, less tolerance than Pat Bu- Goonies-like reaction outside the Oh, never mind, this isn't work- Is there something hard to understand about getting chanan. along? whose best line is "C'mon, it'll be bar. ing. *** over before you know it." Then against our better Brothers that spray together - Hopefully, they'll just under- Okay, we know, we harp on the weather alot. But this is Coincidentally, the end of this judgement, my brother, a couple stay together. Might sound a stand. week marks what the boys back of pals and one fine young lady little Duke Boys ish, I turned my If not, I can always vomit on getting beyond the point of ridiculous. It has snowed at the apartment have dubbed that we picked up along the way heed and my brother vomited their shoes. twice in April. "The most profitable two days in fumbled toward another estab- again... and became a friend. Joe Peiffer is The Friday col- Two days ago it was 30, Thursday it was 75. Gargoyles' history," more com- lishment, where we proceeded to Or something like that. umnist for The BG News. He Now, does that make sense to anyone, Bowling Green monly known as Little Sibs flail our limbs in a futile attempt All this coming of age broth- wants to say hello to Jason, his 14 or not? Weekend. as rhythm. erly talk coupled with my Im- year-old brother whose making We don't know who to blame, so the weatherfolks bet- I'm still reeling from my fresh- There's an indescribable feel- pending birthday started me the journey up for the second an- ter look out. ly-turned-18-year-old brother's ing that comes with seeing your thinking- geez, it's my birthday nual little sibs shindig. He would We're after someone, and they are the easiest target last appearance in the hill-less younger sibling come of age. and I still have to fill seven more also like to extend a heartfelt *** city. Seemingly overnight, the kid you inches of space and I've Apt. 2 party invitation to anyone We were at a local drinking es- tormented with the phrase exhausted this whole who has a 14 year-old sister. For Okay, it must really suck to live in Montana. You have tablishment, where thanks to a "Booger-picker... Flnger-licker," brother/vomit thing. After a bit directions, comments or ques- a crazy a man on one side of you who might kill or maim friendly barkeep, Jeff began to transforms into your peer. more deep research, I discovered tions, email to jpei- you through the mail, and a group of people on the other pour down an incognito cup of Anyway, at the start of the my parents were 23 when con- [email protected]. side who will mete out their own form of justice whether you hurt them or not. However, E.A.R. has the solution for all of the honest citizens in Montana: move. GBP r^ooey df*5 The BG News looker "A Commitment to Excellence" \ouoef

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Tania Runyan Amy Black Copy editor Copy editor leged birth defect cluster, a larg- Darren Liderbach Penny Brown Despite claims, no er study of 620 pregnancies at Copy editor Editorial writer Gulf illness found Robins Air Force Base, and a tters to the Editor combined study of 6392 preg- When it comes to Gulf War nancies at several bases which Syndrome (GWS), the evidence found Gulf vets' wives' miscar- keeps going in one direction and riages at the same level as that Leah Bamum Michelle Bracken population had before deploy- Alianna Dias the media keep going in the Colleen Casey other. loss and weight gain, graying IOM Itself concluded there was ment to the Gulf. It was also half Ed Dowling Brian Gallatin In the most recent develop- hair, kidney stones, thick saliva, no such thing as GWS. the civilian rate. Chad Gamby Matt Gannon ment, the Pentagon has just hot and cold flashes, increased Nevertheless, the media con- Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl released its latest study. It urination, lightheadedness, sen- tinue to promote the story and to "I think it's unconscionable to Kevin Rathge Ed Reed looked at almost 19,000 Gulf vets sitive teeth, hemorrhoids, and a congratulate themselves for it. frighten people out of reproduc- ing unless you have some good Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec and found, once again, that aside "foot fungus that will not go Life magazine has just won the from certain psychological prob- away." 1996 John Barlow Martin Award data to support that contention," lems there's no pattern of symp- Most of the symptoms are for Public Interest Magazine Dr. Russell Tarver, who led the Copyright© 1996 by The UG News. Reprinting of Mississippi National Guard in- any material in this publication whilout the permission of toms to suggest that "Gulf War often connected to psychosoma- Journalism for its November Syndrome" means anything tic illness, such as Joint pain, cover story ."The Tiny Victims of vestigation, told me, "I think The BG News is strictly prohibited. you're committing a crime The BG News is an independent student voice other than any sickness that hap- memory loss, and headaches. Dessert Storm." founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic pens to befall a Gulf vet Others, like semen that burns the against those veterans." year and Wednesday's in the summer. GWS Is essentially a media skin, are as unsubstantiated as The article - which purported Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those creation. Out of the 700,000 vets Elvis sightings. to discover a high rate of birth That's what Life did. It careful- of the student body, faculty or University administration. who served in the Gulf, a few be- Every major study looking for defects among children of Gulf ly ignored each of these studies. Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not gan complaining of various but a cause of GWS has found the War vets- was "a good, tough, Instead It simply regaled its necessarily those of The BG News. unrelated ailments. Soon the same thing. There just ain't no moving look at a national readers with touching anecdotes Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 media got a hold of it and pro- such animal. The first two of tragedy," gushed contest judge about children with birth defects words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone nounced this a mystery, as if out these came from the National In- Doug Balz, managing editor of whose parents had become con- number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News of 700,000 men and women after stitutes of Health and the De- the Chicago Tribune Sunday vinced - by other stories like reserves the right to edit any and all letters. Magazine. It worked "on both the Life's - that being endowed with The BG News encourages its readers to notify the a period of a few years, none partment of Defense, and both paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. were supposed to be sick. When found that other than psychiatric heart and mind of the reader." a perfect baby is a God-given soldiers read of this mystery ills Induced by stress. Gulf vets right which was cruelly taken "syndrome" they began assum- have no more illness than one Again, with all those children from them because of their ser- 210 West Hall ing, In the way people do, that would expect. These studies born to 700,000 vets, you're going vice In the Gulf. Bowling Green State University any Illness they had was related were criticized somewhat for to have a certain number of prob- Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 to it. At last count, their were their methodology by the lems. But study after study has Brandon Shamim bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu over 75 symptoms attributed to National Academy of Science's found no more problems than Reason Foundation GWS, ranging from life-threaten- Institute of Medicine (lOM), and would be expected. These In- 3415 & Sepulva Blvd., Ste. 400 ing ones like cancer and heart the media gaily repeated that clude one from the Mississippi Los Angeles, CA 90034 (llirsur to lesser ones like weight criticism. But in January the Department of Health of an al- (310)391-2245 \, ) ■ Campus Friday, April 12,1996 page three. Brothers may be charged with assault under hate crime statute

Will Lester teen-agers, who are white, be Police charged 18-year-old Ja- "What you have here is bright junior varsity baseball team at Chapman said his Christian be- The Associated Press charged with assault under the son Kovalcin and 16-year-old An- kids, honor-roll kids, both of the Roman Catholic school, is liefs required that he "forgivijn state's hate crime statute. drew Kovalcln with aggravated them good athletes," said their free on home detention and al- order to be forgiven." FORT LAUDERDA1E, Fla. - "We have a statement by one of assault, a second-degree felony. attorney. Bo Hitchcock. "They legedly was driving the car. "I dont hate those boys," he - Two brothers who live in a the teen-agers who said earlier If prosecutors apply the hate- just got into a heck of a thing. Jason, a top member of the said at the time. "I'm Just sorry wealthy waterfront neighbor- that evening they had a conver- crime statute, it could push the Their mom and dad were away school's wrestling team, is out of that they would go and do some- hood are charged in a blow-dart sation about 'going out and shoot- assault to a first-degree felony, for their anniversary, off to jail on $11,000 bond after alleged- thing like that." attack on a black bicyclist during ing some niggers,'" said Pom- punishable by up to 30 years in Vegas for three days." ly firing the blow gun at Chap- The brothers issued a state- an early morning prowl in their pano Beach police spokeswoman prison. The Kovalcins' father, who man. ment soon after their arrest. mother's red Mercedes. Sandra King. King said they drove through runs a real estate company in Both also face concealed- "We are so sincerely sorry for Their lawyer portrays the at- Edward Chapman, the 54-year- several predominantly black Fort Lauderdale, declined to dis- weapons charges. Police found the pain we've caused. We art so tack as an act of "drunken stupi- old victim, said the boys in the neighborhoods and slowed down cuss the case. Jason with a hunting knife; An- grateful for Mr. Chapman's for- dity" by boys who are good ath- Mercedes were laughing at him next to black people to shoot at The brothers, along with drew had brass knuckles. Heins- giving attitude. We can assure letes and solid students at an elite after he pulled the three-inch, them. The Kovalclns claimed to 18-year-old Christian Heinsler, ler was charged with possession you this most definitely was not a private high school. needlelike dart from his back. have shot a total of four people; who was with them in the car that of marijuana and a fake driver's racially motivated incident." But police in Pompano Beach, "They were just tickled to the only other victim who came night, have been suspended fron: license. A 15-year-old who was in At least one of the boys was where the March 30 attack oc- death at what they had done," forward was an unemployed Cardinal Gibbons High School the car has cooperated with worried about his future, said curred, have recommended the Chapman recalled. white man. Andrew, a star pitcher for the police and was not charged. King, the police spokeswoman. Aiming carefully Neighbor assists FBI with raid on Kaczynski's shack

BobAnez only an eighth of a mile up the took Kaczynski to a nearby cabin The Associated Press road. and questioned him for about Gehring, accompanied by a five hours before formally ar- HELENA, Mont. - The FBI was uniformed Forest Service em- resting him. able to grab Unabomber suspect ployee, wandered by Kaczynski's One agent present at the inter- Theodore Kaczynski peacefully cabin a week before the raid and rogation later told her Kaczynski by tricking him into opening the made sure Kaczynski saw them "would just sit and talk about door of his mountain hideaway, in the woods, Mrs. Gehring said. anything, until they brought up says a neighbor who was briefed "Ted stuck his head out" and the Unabomber," she recalled. by federal agents. recognized his neighbor, she "He said he did not want to talk "I dont think anything else said. about the Unabomber case. He would have gotten Ted out of the On the morning of April 3, the said he would like to stay in neu- cabin," said Wendy Gehring, who same Forest Service worker - tral conversation - that he would cooperated with the FBI in plan- this time accompanied by an like to talk about anything but ning the April 3 raid on Kaczyns- undercover FBI agent - came to that," she said. "They were im- ki's nearby shack. Kaczynski's front door and pressed that he would talk about The subterfuge began as much shouted for him to open up, say- anything else." as two weeks before when the ing they were trying to find a She also remembered seeing FBI contacted her husband. property line on a map, accord- the FBI bring in an electronic Butch, Mrs. Gehring said Thurs- ing to Mrs. Gehring. searching device that agents re- day. Agents told him about clos- Apparently recognizing the portedly used to search areas of ing in on someone they believed Forest Service worker he had the cabin, where at least one Jive was responsible for writing some seen with his neighbor earlier, bomb and bomb-making materi- threatening letters. They dis- Kaczynski came out of his cabin als were found. closed their suspicions that Kac- and was immediately grabbed by She said the device looked like zynski was the Unabomber two the FBI agent and another one a small gray tank that rode on days before the bust. hiding nearby, Mrs. Gehring treads and had a mechanical arm Butch Gehring was a familiar said. protruding from the front, she face to Kaczynski, who pur- The Gehrings also knew to said. • chased from Gehring's father the shout outside the door rather She remains surprised that the Stephen Reldmw Aiioclaled Prill quiet man who lived next door John Lammls, a firearms expert with the Alexandria, La., Police Department shows a pistol sight* land on which his 10-by-12-foot than knock. Typically, "no one work the same way everytlme despite the weapon's or the shooter's position during a weapon's cabin rested. The Gehrings live knocked on Ted's door" when ap- for 17 years is suspected in the demonstration. about a half-mile from Kaczyns- proaching the house, she said. series of bombings that killed ki's home and their sawmill is Mrs. Gehring said FBI agents three and injured 23 people. CRASH GRADS

Continued from page one. planned to fly to Wyoming this expand her horizons. She's going "I had been prepared to go to Continued from page one. afternoon, said Phil Orlandella, see the country slide by under the airport tomorrow afternoon "You could tell pretty Jerry Olson said surface visibili- spokesman for the Massa- her wing at 150 knots... and she's to greet the plane, but now It's Katzner said. "I certainly can ty was about five miles and the chusetts Port Authority. going to be able to say, 'I did never going to land, is it?" much right away that envision circumstances where temperature was 38 degrees, Several years ago, the Guin- that."' She said Mrs. Hathaway and there would be no that would be appropriate. I can "right on the edge of icing being ness Book of Records ceased re- He said she "dragged her her two other children came in certainly envision circumstances a problem." cognizing the "youngest pilot" mother and me into this" and was shortly after receiving word of survivors." where that would not be appro- He said he had no information category for fear of encouraging not pushed by parental ambition. the accident. Dawn Salyards priate." on how the decision was made to unsafe flights. Under Federal Aviation Ad- "She said that Jess died doing who 'ives near the site of the Katzner said he does not see a take off. That decision, he said, However, flights by young- ministration rules the minimum something she loved," Burden crash similiar situation occurring at would have been between the pi- sters have continued Last year, age for holding a pilot's license is said. "She was crying, I was cry- the University in the near future. lot and the Federal Aviation Ad- 8-year-old Killlan Moss of 17. In the case of someone ing. My father was here, he was "I certainly dont sense any ministration flight controllers. Phoenix flew from San Diego to younger, they are considered to crying. ... I just told her how early this morning when his cook amount of dissatisfaction among But he said there were apparent- Norfolk, Va. be a passenger in the plane and sorry I was." called our graduate student •< that would ly no regulations that would have Jessica had leas than a month the flight instructor is legally re- Jessica and her traveling com- "We're all just stunned,'' he result in that kind of action," kept her on the ground. to set the unofficial record. In sponsible for flying the aircraft. panions had planned to spend a said. "We were going to have a Katzner said. "I would hope that Within 20 minutes of the crash, 1991, Daniel Shanklin, 7, of San Flying - along with riding hor- week on the journey. reception. I was going to be open we have the kind of community a tarp had been placed over the Antonio flew from San Diego to ses, crafting furniture and even After an overnight stay in Fal- whenever they showed up.... She that if there are levels of dissat- plane. The only sections visible Kill Devil Hills, N.C He turned 8 helping rebuild a house - had mouth, they had planned to go to liked French fries, so I figured I isfaction that they are made were the tail and wings, which the day after he completed the been part of home schooling for Washington on Saturday and was going to have French fries." known and they are discussed" were detached from the rest of nine-day flight; i Jessica would Jessica, who lived with her eventually return home Wednes- the plane. hove turned 8 on May 5. 9-year-old brother, Joshua, day. Debris was scattered through "It kind of scares me, too, be- 3-year-old sister, Jasmine, and Jessica had written to Presi- 309 High St. the neighborhood Fuel spilled, cause it could have happened to their mother. The family Is from dent Clinton to Invite him on a but there was no fire, officials me," said Daniel, now 12 and a Pescadero, a rural community 15-minute plane ride, but her FREE HEAT said seventh-grader at Holy Cross about 40 miles south of San Fran- father had said they received a NEW LOVE The crash is being investigated Catholic School in Overland cisco. Their father lived in San letter saying the President and Rentals by the National Transportation Park, Kan. Mateo, Calif., with his current Mrs. Clinton wouldn't be availa- ■k 2 Bdrm. Furnished Safety Board. For his part, Jessica's father* wife. ble Saturday. • FREE HEAT, WATER. SEWER The three had taken off had said he was more worried Joan Burden, who owns a At the Three-Zero Cafe at Half 328 S. Main ■k Plenty of Parking Wednesday morning from Half about her horseback riding. health food store in the Cape Cod Moon Bay Airport, where Jessica Our Only Office Moon Bay, Calif., aiming to ar- "If she can do this, she can do town of Falmouth, said the family took her lessons, owner Mark ■k Close to Campus. • 352-5620 rive Friday In Falmouth, Mass., anything," he said "And it will was well-known and well-liked. Smith said he heard the news after overnight stops in Cheyenne and Fort Wayne, Ind. The family used to live in Fal- mouth. Jessica's mother, Lisa Blair Hathaway, who was In Massa- chusetts to greet the family, Come See the 1996 Schwinns

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FITNESS BOWLING GREEN, OH THE SECOND CENTURY Leadership 353-BIKE -eftc-tr-erir-tr-tr1r-tr-ti$ I World page four Friday, April 12, 1996 Israelis target Hezbollah command center with rockets Sam F. Ghattas banon and Katyusha rocket as- ded when his car was gutted by a southern Lebanon. guerrillas. ter Shimon Peres of Israel has The Associated Press saults on northern Israel that- helicopter missile on the high- Hezbollah's top commander in Four Apache helicopter gun- been under extreme pressure to killed one soldier and wounded way near the southern port of Si- southern Lebanon, Sheik Nabil ships swooped in over Beirut strike hard against guerrillas BEIRUT, Lebanon - Israeli 38 other Israelis this week. But don. Kaouk, swore to "burn [the Israe- under overcast skies from war- who threaten Israel's security. aircraft unleashed a barrage of with Israeli elections just weeks The commander was not in the lis] with their fire and blow up ships off the Mediterranean With elections scheduled for rockets across Lebanon on away and recent suicide bomb- vehicle, Lebanese security sour- the ground under their feet." coast to blast Hezbollah targets May 29 and his own popularity Thursday, targeting the com- ings deep Inside Israel still fresh ces said. A 27-year-old woman Thousands of Israelis fled the In the slums with at least seven flagging under the burden of mand center of Hezbollah, guer- in the public's mind, the nine passenger was killed and two border town of Klryat Shemona, missiles. guerrilla attacks, domestic poli- rillas in Beirut and bombarding hours of strikes went beyond the other civilians were wounded at where 36 people were wounded "The message to Hezbollah is: tics may have colored Peres" de- cars suspected of carrying their usual reprisal. an adjacent highway rest stop in by Katyusha attacks on Tuesday, We will chase them everywhere cision to retaliate harshly and commanders. the fishing harbor of Jiye, and to safety in central Israel. The and we'll stop at nothing to make risk engulfing the region in new It was the first time since the Casualty and damage reports another civilian was wounded army ordered all children under them stop their aggression violence. 1982 Invasion that Israeli forces were conflicting, with four or when a gunship missile hit a car 16 to be evacuated from the against our north," Israeli Israel demanded that Lebanon five people reported killed and have assaulted the Lebanese at Dirdghaya, near the southern north. government spokesman Uri rein In Hezbollah, which is fight- capital. about a dozen wounded. port of Tyre, the sources said. The attack on Beirut was Is- Dromi said in Jerusalem. ing to dislodge Israel from the The airstrikes were in retalia- Ahmed Younis, a 35-year-old Israeli fighter-bombers also at- rael's deepest inside Lebanon Since Palestinian suicide buffer zone it carved out of Le- tion for Hezbollah attacks on Is- aide to a Hezbollah commander tacked bases of the Iranian- since its troops invaded nearly 14 bombers killed 58 victims in Is- banon in 1985 to guard its north- raeli soldiers in southern Le- in the south, was seriously woun- backed Hezbollah in eastern and years ago to rout Palestinian rael six weeks ago. Prime Minis- ern communities. Falling Is Mobs break U.N. gates, looters jump U.S embassy walls in Liberia Nyenatl Allison leading cause The Associated Press

of accidental MONROVIA, Liberia - Mobs broke down the gates at the U.N. death in China headquarters and looters jumped the walls of the U.S. Embassy The Associated Press compound on Thursday, as even African peacekeepers reportedly BEIJING -Thirty people joined in the widespread plunder have fallen to their deaths of Liberia's warring capital. from tall buildings in Sha- Relief workers warned that a nghai this year, making dangerous scarcity of food, med- such falls the leading cause icine and fuel, compounded by a of accidental deaths in the fifth straight day of fighting in city, according to an offi- Liberia's capital, will worsen cial report. matters for a population already among the poorest in West The Shanghai newspaper Africa Wen Hui Bao said Wednes- "The fighting and ongoing day that 38.5 percent of ac- massive looting of homes, mar- cident-related deaths in the ket and shops has sparked off city were due to people fall- widespread food shortages for ing from tall buildings. civilians in the city," said Tarek El Guindi, director of the U.N. The newspaper said all 30 World Food Program In Liberia such falls this year were "A serious humanitarian crisis is fatal. likely to erupt if fighting contin- ues." Labor leaders are calling "Lord, please help us out of this on factories and businesses madness your children are dy- to improve safety, the ing," said Maima Jones of Mon- newspaper said, without rovia elaborating. Dozens of dead bodies, mostly those of young men, lay by the Shanghai, a thriving port roadside in downtown Monrovia of 13 rnjllion people on A soldier sights in hit weapon as problems continued in Monro- ters, and looters Jumped the walls of the U.S. Embassy com- amid burned-out vehicles and via, Liberia. Mobs broke down the gates at the U.N. headquar- pound on Thursday China's east coast, has ex- shops that have been looted since perienced a construction the worst fighting in three years "very heavy" looting in Monro- said all staff members were re- let wounds and were running appeared leaders of the warring boom, with new buildings broke out Saturday between re- via, virtually paralyzing the U.N. ported safe and holed up at the short of medical supplies be- factions had lost control of their and towers transforming its bels and government troops. food distribution system that U.S. Embassy compound. cause sniper fire prevented them own fighters. skyline. West African peacekeepers feeds about 1.5 million people Buildings used by UN1CEF and from getting to the central hospi- were reported to have engaged in throughout Liberia More than the U.N. Development Program tal. U.N. sources, speaking on con- 23,000 tons of food is sitting in were also looted, along with the A senior defense official dition of anonymity, said some U.N. warehouses In Monrovia motor pool of the U.N. High speaking from Washington said peacekeepers, particularly th« U.N. spokesman Sylvana Foa Commissioner for Refugees, Foa that as a result of the unrest, the Nigerians, were reported to have said communications with the said from New York. number of U.S. military person- joined in the looting. U.N. headquarters in Monrovia Aid workers from Doctors nel involved in an evacuation were cut after mobs stormed the Without Borders said they had mission had been increased from In Washington, State Depart- gates Thursday morning. She treated dozens of people for bul- 600 to 900. ment spokesman Glyn Davies "The situation Is very ten- said a few looters had jumped the) uous," U.S. Secretary of State wall at the 27-acre America* Warren Christopher said. compound where up to 20,000 Foa said reports from the U.N. people have taken refuge, but mission in Liberia spoke of a were quickly run off by U.S. Spe- "frenzy of looting" and that It cial Forces. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTEriTION! All students film makers! Want your movies shown on campus? Play date May 2 For more information or to submit films call Jen Smith -372-2343

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It's what every gymnast strives Bowling Green's baseball Combs, after having struck out for, but only a few experience the eight-inning victory In the BG heads into this weekend's run Wednesday as "one of the team has been in just that opening game, while Ball four-game series at Toledo most memorable of [his] ca- his last two at-bats, took hold of dream. offensively through most of a hanging curveball and depos- This Saturday, that dream will State's Sam McConnel shut with renewed confidence. reer." It was a huge blast, fi- the early part of this season. down the Falcons in a 3-1 BSU "We've shown signs of com- guratively and literally, com- be real for senior gymnast Karen The Falcons have shown See FALCONS, pane men. Jordan. Jordan will be competing win In the nightcap. ing around," Combs said, re- ing in the top of the first extra in the 1996 NCAA Regional com- petition at Penn State University. "I'm very excited," Jordan said. "This whole season it's been my goal to qualify for regionals, The Shark attacks and I had a really good, success- ful year." An all-around finisher in the Augusta firing a 63 majority of her meets, Jordan holds the all-around school re- cord with a score of 38.050. She finished third In the all-around for lead at Masters overall In order to qualify for the Ron Sink ing two-putt birdies on both of regional competition. The Associated Press the par Ss. Jordan, a native of Bethlehem, He tied the course record set in Penn., is excited about the loca- AUGUSTA, Ga. - For one day 1986 by Nick Price with a 10-foot tion of the regional competition. at least, Greg Norman punished birdie putt on No. 17 and a "Penn State is only 2 1/2 from Augusta National Golf Club for 24-footer on the final hole to my home town, so I'll have my every time it's caused him a Mas- close the back nine in 30. family and friends there to sup- ters heartbreak. port me. This will probably be Take that Augusta - three bird- "This was one of my handful of my last meet, and it will be nice ies in a row to close the front great rounds," Norman said after to finish in my home state." nine. A down payment on that posting only the 18th 63 in major The past two weeks, for Jor- second-place finish in 1986. championship history and the dan, have been spent in hard, Here's four more birdies in a fourth on a par-72 course. concentrated practices. row on the backside to help wash Norman, who has only two "I've been practicing the same away the taste of the playoff loss British Open titles to claim as routines, but I've been practicing in 1987. major championships, has made them in the rotation that I will And whap! A birdie-birdie fin- no secret about how much be have to perform them in at re- ish for a 63, tying the lowest wants this tournament gionals," Jordan said. "I've just round ever in a major champion- been going strong with practices ship. 'Those two guys have some- these last two weeks, and I hope For all the times Norman's thing I want," Norman said to carry that over to regionals." greatness had been denied in a Wednesday night at a dinner Jordan's rotation will begin major championship, especially where he was honored, looking at with the balance beam and end at Augusta where he has finished Tom Watson and Ben Crcnshaw with the uneven parallel bars. Al- in the top six seven times but and speaking about the green though team weaknesses this never won, golf's greatest money jackets they've won. "And I'm season have been on the beam winner was for one day golfs going to go get it." and the bars, Jordan does not feel greatest player. His performance was so crush- that this rotation will have any Norman's round, only the ing it all but overshadowed a bril- negative effects on her perform- fourth 9-under-par round in the liant day by Mickelson, the ance. history of all the majors, was an 25-year-old left-hander looking "I've been pretty consistent on overwhelming effort on a light- for his first major championship Curt ilCompton/The Alloc bird Pr*»» all events this season," Jordan ning-fast course, leaving him two victory. said. "Starting on the beam may strokes ahead of Phil Mickelson His 65, posted as Norman was Bob Tway blasts out of a trap on the second hole during the opening round of the Masters as Augusta be tough, but I dont feel as if and four better than Scott Hoch finishing the front nine, was a National Golf Club. there will be any negative effects and Bob Tway. savvy round that showed how due to the rotation of the events." It started, normally enough much he has learned about the Despite the importance and the with six consecutive pars. Then course. 1 1 ■ i t 1 1 r t t t ■ 1 1 hype of the competition, Jordan the talent that has astounded, "The really difficult thing does not feel any extra pres- baffled, amazed and confused a about this tournament, this golf sures. generation of golf fans took over course and these greens," Mick- http://www.answErfBctDry.CDm »ww "There really isn't any pres- as Norman birdied nine of the elson said, "is we dont really see • ' ID8 S. Mam sure," Jordan said. "I hope to do last 12 holes. anything like it ever, except this lie and 486/Pentium computers • Tech Support • Powerbook Rentals • Software Gowntown my best and have a really good "When you get Into that type of one week of the year." time. It's a neat experience, and roll Uke I got into today you just As always on Augusta, position as long I have fun, the experience decide to let the reins loose and was the key. will be worth it." let the horse run," Norman said. •1 had a lot of putts from All students with NDSL, Perkins, Nursing and/or Run they did Birdie putts of 10 underneath the hole on the back Sophomore gymnast Heather feet, 10 feet and 14 feet to close nine and was able to go at them," Schell student loans graduating or leaving BGSU Ferguson is a regional alternate the front nine in 33. After pars on Mickelson said "I don't think I'- finishing eighth in the rankings. Nos. 10 and 11 - a bunker save on ve ever seen it this fast," he said at the end of Spring Semester 1996 are required The NCAA only accepts the top 10 that he almost holed - Norman to attend an exit interview. seven finishes from each region. birdied Nos. 12 through 15, mak- Sec MASTERS, page seven. 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Connect Four, Checkers, Monopoly, Dominoes, Spades, Twister, John Newlove Real Estate 319 E. Wooster Backgammon, Music and More!! (across from Taco Bell) ) I Sports page six The BO News Friday, April 12,1996 Mid-American race on the line Wolf's pitching sparks Women netters host matches with Toledo, Western Michigan surge for BG softball Jeremy Yohe record of 3-9. Paul Markoff ets make up for their inexper- season. Schwartz, the Falcons The BC News At the plate, BG found produc- The BC News ience in other areas. "They are "Those next two sixth singles player, has tion out of Jenny Ranz and Amy solid all the way thorugh their dropped only one match In After picking up their first Patterson. Patterson scored a run The Bowling Green women's line-up," Dean said. "They are matches are huge." MAC play putting her in a good Mid-American Conference win and drove in a run while going tennis team attempts to stay In a young, talented team." position for the conference last weekend against Kent, the l-for-3. the hunt for a MAC champion- Eastern Michigan, on the Penny Dean tournament. Dean feels a slight Falcon Softball Ranz continues to lead the Fal- other hand, features a veteran team got the cons with the lumber. She was ship this weekend as they host Falcon coach change in Schwartz' game and Mid-American rival Toledo and iine-up with three seniors. renewed confidence have monkey off 2-for-2 in the win driving in two Eastern Michigan. Dean feels the key match-up spurred her success. their back and BG runs. Ranz's batting average "Those next two matches are may lie in the doubles competi- drive could not be any greater may have also of .326 leads the team. huge," Falcon coach Penny tion. "They always have great for this weekend's competition. "Jenny has gained a lot of put a little fire Akron had to rally behind two Dean stated. "If we're going to doubles teams," Dean stated. "In most cases the team played confidence throughout the into their play. Julie Bias homers to pull out the remain in the conference race "We need to get off on the right well last week," Dean said. year," Dean stated. "Her BG split two come from behind victory in the we must win the next two foot in doubles." "We are a confident team and ground strokes have improved, games on second game. The Falcons are coming off the players have used last and she is utilizing her effec- Wednesday at The Falcons built a 6-3 lead be- matches." tiveness at the net" Toledo and Eastern Michigan back-to-back losses last week- week to motivate them for this Akron, blank- Miller Reir hind the bats of Pam Kreuz should provide formidable end against Ball State and weekend's matches." The key to the Falcon's suc- ing the Zips in (2-foM), Heather West (2-for-4) competition for the Falcon line- Western Michigan. The team One confident player on the cess this weekend will rely on the opener 5-0 and then fell in and Patterson (l-for-3). BG up. Toledo features an inexper- was down after last week's Falcons will be junior Jenny the team's effectiveness to eight innings 7-6 in the nightcap. scored three times in the top of ienced line-up of four fresh- performance, but according to Schwartz who has Improved capitalize on the Rockets and And now the Falcons can take the fifth and capped off the rally 1 the momentum of some inspired men, uutbut waitDean icciafeels theurc Rock-ixi^n- UMIIDean theirLIICII luutivatiuumotivation andaim her*"•» gameBw,»,w graduallyK' '" «.«*..J this»■■■■ EaglesLiagica mistakes.(iiiJiapo. when Patterson drove in Ranz play into Western Michigan and Kreuz. where they will play four games. In the home half of the fifth. "We have a ton of momentum," Bias knocked a solo shot off BG said BG head coach Rachel Mil- starter Garrett Gholston to Ignite ler-Reif. "Western has some good the rally. Seattle power too much for Tigers hitters, but they are scrappy. We Bias then tied the score in the need to take all four games and 6th with a 2-run dlnger off Ghol- The Associated Press Ironedironed some things out that made HH| ■kgaV' that is do-able." ston as well. sense to me, and it's working The Broncos are in eigth place "We had a bit of a mental error DETROIT - After hitting just out." in the MAC, Just ahead of BG on our pitcher," Miller-Reif said. 12 home runs in his four previous Randy Johnson (2-0) didn't al- who own a 2-10 league record and "But you can expect that out of a big league seasons, Seattle's Dan low a hit until Alan Trammell 5-23 overall. freshman." Wilson hit three on Thursday. singled leading off the sixth Picking up some of the slack on 'It's really hard as a hitter to Johnson allowed three hits in 7 the mound of late has been Jen- The Zips ended the game in the explain sometimes how you feel 1-3 innings, struck out 12, his nifer Wolf. bottom of the elgth when Shelby up there," Wilson said after the 68th game with 10 strikeouts or Wolf has pitched two consecu- Maxwell drove In the winning Mariners routed the Detroit more. He walked two. tive shutout ballgames. She held Tigers 9-1 Thursday. "It's kind of "That's just a classic perform- Kent to just two hits in BG's 1-0 weird. But I got good pitches to ance by Randy," catcher Wilson win over Kent last weekend and But despite only coming away hit and I did something with said. "He was spotting the ball followed that performance up with one win against Akron, Mil- them." well and just doing an outstand- with seven innings of work ler-Reif believed this was one of Ken Griffey Jr. hit a solo ing job." against Akron. the better performances from homer, his third, and Russ Davis Johnson, 0-5 with a 7.02 ERA at "[Wolf] is getting back to the the team. hit a three-run homer for Seattle. Tiger Stadium coming in, struck old *Woir," MlUer-Reif said. "She Wilson hit a two-run homer in out at least one batter in every has gotten a lot of her confidence "That was the best we played the second off Greg Gohr (0-2) Inning he pitched. back." all year, offensively and defen- and connected for solo homers Cecil Fielder struck out his Wolf has lowered her ERA to sively," she said. "We out-hit off Mike Christopher in the sev- first two at-bats. Chad Curtis, 1.40 in MAC play and now has a them in both games." enth and eighth innings. He was Travis Fryman, Melvin Nieves en deck when Davis made Seat- and John Flaherty also fanned tle's final out. twice. It was the Mariners' first "I think that's the first time Grant suspended three-homer game since Mickey those guys over there have seen Brantley did it against Cleveland on Sept. 14,1987. Wilson credited me throw a changeup," Johnson said. "I threw it really good." the Mariners for helping for shoving Ferry straighten out his swing. Seattle pitchers had allowed 17 . "The coaching staff was al- runs, 13 hits and 16 walks In their The Associated Press Ferry became entangled under ways available and took me to the two previous games against De- the Magic basket. They appeared cage," Wilson said. "We just troit. NEW YORK - Orlando forward to push one another before Grant Horace Grant was suspended for shoved Ferry hard in the neck MONEY FOR COLLEGE one game without pay and fined and face. Every studtrt la eligible for some type of financial Tlmalky FklstraWrfce Aiaaclattd Prtai $5,000 on Thursday for hitting Both were assessed technicals. •Id regardless of grade* or parental Income. Seattle Mariners' Dave Wilson trots home In the elgth inning after hi* Cleveland Cavaliers' Danny "He was doing stuff out there • Th«u.s.r»eicDetroit Tigers on Thursday. Seattle won Ferry in the face during the Ma- all night long," Grant said after lnd»dl«n o»«r »10 WUJON h m*o*r,fmn from iww oCm tfwl t* IvM/li 9-1. gic's 116-104 victory Wednesday the game, noting that he had night asked one of the officials to aid SjaU—j baoaua* paranai and akjdanh apt*/. NBA senior vice president Rod watch for Ferry "pushing, shov- • Q» awaW » MaiI to ha» mmr****, Irani Ngh aonool |wor» lo poal dudoralM «nd Thorn levied the sanctions over ing, throwing forearms." the incident, which occured with "Understand that a guy can • CUMUNTH-\nh>«a1aand)naatlaaat 7 notarial ■outcool prtvata aaawUnancliil aid 2:53 remaining in the third quar- play hard," Grant added. "My |w» uMaar anantaal aU aoureaa. MM feund tH of ataVB*. ter. reputation is playing hard, not FRIDAY SPECIAL Grant was ejected after he and dirty. He was playing dirty." Fc. an apalcatoi and mor. information oal 1-600417-6788 $5.95 SEAFOOD SPLASH! V 1 Scholar Matara, Inc. ♦ MID AM MANOR 1414a Sycamore Clrcai ♦ StrongavHa, OH 44136-2687 A variety of seafood • NOW RENTING • and our "own" clam chowder. 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Ciochetto can he hung a curveball, and I got "After Cralg led off with the The Bowling Green metis a slim chance of Western Michigan and Ball set the all-time Bowling Green a hold of It." home run, we thought the tempo tennis team ventures north this winning the State. Morin does feel the Fal- doubles victory mark with five Joe Holland got the win in re- would be set," Combs said. "But weekend for MAC play as they cons still have a lot to play for. more wins on the year. Morin lief for the Falcons. Bob Reichow their pitcher kept us off-balance. encounter conference One? of the teams goals is to fin- feels the Tropp/Ciochetto co- got the final two outs to record We had a chance in the last in- Toledo and championship." ish with a record above .500 mbo and the second doubles the save. ning, but we just didn't produce." Eastern For the Falcons to reach their squad of sophomores Milan BG was not as fortunate in the The Falcons stand 16-9 overall Michigan. goal they must win the remain- Ptak and David Anderton have second game, however. Matt on the season, but just 5-5 In Toledo en- ing four games against Toledo, the best opportunity to win a Cralg led off the game with a MAC play. They renew their te rs the Eastern Michigan, Akron, and MAC tournament champion- home run, but the Falcons backwoods grudge match with contest with Dave Morin Butler. Morin would also like ship. Morin also feels Ptak has slipped back into a coma after Toledo this weekend with a pair a record of men's tennis coach another shot at Western Michi- a good shot at winning second that. of doubleheaders Saturday and 1-1 in MAC gan. singles at the championship. McConnell mowed down the Sunday at 1 p.m. action, fol- "If Milan can put his game lowing a 6-1 does not want the team to be- "The guys and I were really together he has a great oppor- MASTERS victory over Morin com over-confident. "We down after the loss to tunity to win the second singles Akron. Eastern Michigan cur- should definitely win both of Western," Morin stated. "But I crown," Morin stated. Continued from page five. Calcavecchio in the final round rently has an overall record of these matches," Morin stated. told them as bad as you feel Although the prospect of a of 1992. now, it would be more devast- about the greens. "But they gave Tway shot a 31 on the back and 7-12. but is 2-0 in MAC play in- "Yet we don't need to take any MAC championship is remote, us pin placements we could go lng dropping a match this Hoch a 32 as they both finished at cluding victories over Toledo team lightly at this stage of the Morin knows the weekend's at." and Akron. game." Morin went on to state weekend." matches are crucial. "These 67. Falcon coach Dave Morin is that the teams goal is to win all Many players on the Falcon matches are still huge," Morin The back nine, with it's two Mlckelson has gotten better extremely confident the team of their singles and doubles squad are striving for 20 win stated. "Our players are still par-Ss reachable in two, was the every year at the Masters, finish- will come away with two vic- matches over the weekend. seasons. The double's combina- competing for various seeds at easier nine. The 30s by Norman ing 46th. 34th and then seventh tories, but at the same time "Right now we have a slim to tion of junior Adam Tropp and the tournament." and Mlckelson were just a stroke last year, when his 66 led after off the record 29 shot by Mark the first round. Classifieds

Criminal Juatlce Summer Couraaa Pregnant? •AGD'LH'Andrea'AGD- •AOO'Ur Wendy-AGD- ATTENTION STUDENTSII CAMPUS EVENTS Free Pregnancy tests. Confidential and Now you know who I am. The hunt is over 1st SO BGSU Blood Donors receive one-day Both ol these courses are open ID aH students, and are 3 credit hours. Introduction to Criminal caring. 354-4673 BG Pregnancy Center You are a partol the boat family but the fun has just begun. faculty parking pass tor day of your choice. See In Alpha Garni you at the Blood Dnvell Justice (CRJU 210), and Crime Flicks (CRJU r m glad you're part of our family —LSUEIeetione'- 395) are offered during the fust six week term Good Luck with mitiaton! because we are number one. (May 20 thru June 28) CRJU 210 (MTWR PERSONALS Love. Big Amy 'AGO'Big Shannon'ADD- Nan moating is this Sunday NEED COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS? 1:00-2:30) ii a required course for an CJ -AGO'LII Andrae'AOQ- and elections will begin 1 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED majors. CRJU (TR 6:00pm - 9.00pm) lira an ■AGD-Lll Roaa-AGD- SOOpm. 2nd I. Student Services Building BGSUBLOO0MO8ILE elective. II you'd like further information or want What a Great Bio/Lil pair wa are •AGD-UI' Sarah-AGO- APRl 15-19 assistance registering for this course, call Tim Welcome to the family "PLANT SALE" Definitely the Best by far. 10 3QAM - 4 30PM Carter at 372-0373 Soon you wil ate Bring in Spring w/a plant Having you as my litile is the beat AMANI RM (BASEMENT OF COMMONS) A Heame of friendship "PLANT SALE" The African American Grad. Student Assoc ON SALE @ Ed. Bldg. Steps lOam 3 30pm Our family beau all the rest' VOLUNTEERS SIGN IN THERE Big Dawn is ahead tor you and ma Bring in Spring w/ a plant Proudly Presents CASH A CARRY (Checks & cash only) ON SALE© Ed .Bldg Slepe lOem 3:30pm •AOP'LII'Rooo'AOO- ■AGD'Big Shannon-AGO' GIVE THE 01 FT OF LIFE A STEPSHOW EXTRAVAGANZA sponsored by UAO @ 2-7164 CASH S CARRY (Checks t cash only) ...GIVE BLOOD A benefit performance event for •AGO'LII'Jeeelca'AOO' sponsored by UAO® 2-7164 BGSU BLOOOMOBIIE Project Search Big/Lil' night waa a blast and how the fun will •AGD' LIC Joenn. and Use 'AGO' 1 APRL 15-19 Saturday, Apnl 13,1996 always last Good luck with inflation! 7O0pm. We're so happy to have you In our family. Your 10:30AM -4:30PM Love, Big Amy continued on p. 8 101 Ol scamp Hall L>gs love you and trunk your great! ATTENTIONHATTENTIONM AMANI RM (BASEMENT OF COMMONS) •AGD-LIIJes.lc.-AGD- STUDENTS AND FACULTY Price $10 (includes aftorpany) Alpha Gam Love, Megan & Aimee 8GSU BLOOOMOBIIE Tickets are Bursarable -AGO* HI' Jo.nn« and Use "AGD" APRIL 15 19 All proceeds wil be donated directly to 10:30AM-4 30PM the Peace Champion Fund hermit's I'umUi) Restaurant AMANI RM (BASEMENT OF COMMONS) •Want a new car?' -AGD-Lll Katle'AGD- 307 S. Main St - B.G. AUTO EXPO •se SERVICES OFFERED LT Kate. Welcome to the familyl April 15th » 16th I am so proud that you art my Little. pb. 354-1388 V Aiiamerifesl v< - April 28 Union Oval Sam -6pm We make a great tearnl Asians/Asian Americans - enter the essay or BGSU's BREAKFAST PLACE CHEAP food. LOTS of tun. and NO SALES AMntton Students! You're the best Lir one coufd have i art contests nowl Win |7S. Call CbnsDne PRESSURE I Check out Frtday's Love Your Big (Serving Breakfast All Day) 353-2050 or Scon 354-1115 Sponsored by Rattta April 16th: Grand Priza-Bikal WiiBrtflstoraJI ■AGD-Lll Kati.'AGD- Asian Communities United. ■Sponsored by Sales i Marketing Club' the ss-vices ADZ Data Center has fc* you1 "• Phi Mu Phlllu — % FREE PIZZA!! FREE PIZZA!! You thought we forgot but we didn't, you were INTERNATIONAL WEEK '96 Word Processing • Term Papers. Thesis, in SO BGSU Blood Donors each day - Apr! THIS FRIDAY... NRITYANJAU DANCE a great sister of the week. Specials Every Night & Day 15-19. receive $S gin certificate for Marco's DissertaBons, Resumes on Laser Pnnter. Bryan Rectal Hal 7-9pm FREEI Call 352 6705(010 0). CHAROLETTE WADE Ptaa, Sponsored by ECAP Open until 8.00p.m. Mon. -Fri. 2.00p.m. Sal. 6Sun. THISSUNDAY...OANDHI An Academy - Award - Winning Flm Starring

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kNTRAMURLS PRACTrCUM OPPORTUNI- Are you'Outgoing 1996-97 school year. 2 bdrm. nan. or unhjm. continued frotn p. 7 Easy hv-ng. Brand New (Almost)' Graduate TES. APPLICATIONS FOR SMO AND REC 'Sell-MoDvated apts $500 per mo. incl. free heat, water. students or young profesaionals. Check out our Summer Buelneea MAJORS ARE AVAILABLE FOR FALL SE- "Goal-Oriented sewer, gat A HBO. 705 7th St 354-0814 MESTER. PICK UP APPLICATION M 130 deiighttul. specious, 2 bdrm. apart. Energy am- "A Team Player Are you an entrepreneur? - Great opportunity, low start up coat •AQD-UrAII-AOD- UNIVERSITY FCLD HOUSE. DEADLNE IS tiont. A/C, dishwasher, etc. Need Sublet for *SeJea Experience 3 bdrm house 905 N Prospect. $600 per summer for someone who would like to be Management training monpv Avail Aug. 1 si. Ph 354-7237. LL'AtTnxia ARM.18.1998. helpful but not necessary comfortable & hassle tree. Close to campus Earn up lo 1600 per week. I'm glad you had ■ good ame The BG News is looking tor successful advefl- Kay Dee - U' Allison ' Key Dae and town. Tom or Rachel at 353-1623. Vehicle required 3 Bedrm. house on University Ln, 800.00 e uti- last week Welcome lo our Familyl is»ng account executives for Fail 1996/Spnng isat. I yr. lease, avail. 5/1. Who am I? Do you know? To and out. Is tie Can Greenland Irrigation Love your BIG Female Sublease' wanted tor Summer. 1997. Appbcasons available at 204 West Hall 1 1-800-36! 4074 • AGD-Lil AU'AGO' house youH goi or call John Virostek at 372-2605 tor more de II be waiting and then you'll sea that we make 8150/mo Close to campus. Slat 6/1/96 1 Bedrm. apt. on University Ln. 5*5.00 In- 372-5795 tails. cludes utllieet. 1 yr lesse. avail. 5/1. a great KD farmlyl SUMMER LIFEGUARD * SWIM MING •THE GREENHOUSE' Looking lor summer love. Your Big??? CUUNBbLUHS - INSTRUCTOHS needed! INSTRUCTOR POSITIONS 3 Bedrm. house on Leroy Ave.. 860.00 • uM- subleasers May - Aug Graa'i houM. dot* 10 Kay Dee' Ul'AWson • Kay Dae Female Subteaaer for summer '98. Apt. dose 100 poeltlona! Coed summer camp. Pocono Mine. PA. Good nrlary/Mpel (908) 689-3339 Student Recreation Center ees. 1 yr lease, aval. S/1S. campus. A price it negotiable Call today to campus. Own room, 8225/mo Cal Trade Applications avail, in SRC office 3531178 0354-0623 KD-AacU-KD CHR;»*'b*RE STAFF Apply NOW! For into cat 27477 3 Bedrm. house on Harvest Ln. (famly pre- AGO■AGO -AGO'AGO -AGD Just a tew more hours bl you know the KD big Female summer sublease* needed across $b64/hour ferred) 995 00 . utilities. 1 yr. lease, avail. 6/1. Alpha Gamma Delta wants to congratulata who loves you sol trom campus $150 per month plus uBhOes. The Anne Grady Corporation is looking for Telephone interviewing. No seHing. Part Dme. I mjy Lever on being lammd at Univeraity Well have a blast you and I, bonded forever Call 354-8135. Have own room. Start 5- ii-96. Mostly evenings A weekends. Relaxed atmoa- Other nouses and apartments aval, on 8/1. Ambassador President. Congrats Emily i bytheKOte. people who have a strong work ethic and take House tor summer sublease. phere. In Fortysburg. 874-5*43, Call 352-9371 and leave message. Love. Your Big??? pride in (he quality of care they deliver. Staffing AGO • AGO • AGO " AGO • AGD 3 bedrooms, poroh 304 North SumrniL KD'Allcla'KD is based on a one to four ratio TROPICAL RESORTS HIRING Clean. Deluxe 2 bdrm. turn, dishwashers, real-' Can 353-0386. Entry level & career positions available world- dent mgr.. ArC heat, water A sewer ore*. ALPHA PHI DANIFISHLEY ALPHA PHI Pan-urne and substitute positions available al wide (Hawaii. Meico. Caribbean, etc.). Wait Need May renters - Call Greg 354-0401 afier Gat osctiedl Tomorrow's tha big day you've KO'UI'Batay'KD 6pm. Male or female subleaser from now until May. the Center, in group homes, and in client resi- stall, housekeepers. SCUBA dive leaders, fit- been waiting tori You are a great addition to Get encfiedl Only a few more hours. $225/mo Ooee to campus. Electric A phone dence ness counselors, and more. EMc. 1 A 2 bdrm. aptt. in houses Alpha Phi A our awesome family i We'll see you I Love my Lin You're the greatest! only. Very ntoa apt. Cal 353-3212. Call Retort Employment Services 12 mo. leases only atartng in May. Steve KD • Ksppa Delta • KO ■najM Experience working with people with develop- I -208-971 -3600 eit R5S443. 5rr«m 352-8817. (no cans aller 9O0pm). Love. Janmler. Sandy. Rachel. A Johnna Male or female leaser for summer. $275 ensre mental disabilities or experience in nursing KD-UI'Christy "KD Waitress needed. Must be available from 10 ALPHA PHI LITTLE DANI ALPHA PHI summer. Own room. Close to campus. Cal tS- home or home health care preferred, but not Efficiency subleaser needed tor next year 1/2 Are you excited about tonight? am - 2 p.m. a couple days par week. Also chote 352-8470. required. Colege students in special education block trom dowwwn coffee shops A bars Cal Under all these dues, in reveal some evenings & weekends. Apply D/w 2-4 or related programs are also desired Jeaon fr 352-5286 leave meatege. Attention Seniors myself to you i Get exaied tor Mate or Female 0 m Mon - Fn. Elks Club. 200 Campbell Hi> Did you RSVP tor tie Senior Sand OH? tonight! No other Hie Is Subleaser needed summer months Rd FOR RENT: House on in block ol S. College, Excellent benefits are available tor pan-time It not. tha deadline is Wed.. April 17th nght tor mel Call 352-2472 large yard. 3 bdrm. Mtx 5 persons. 12 mo. Don't miss out on this opportunity to Love. Your Big positions. Eligible lor medical and dental bene- Weekend pI-Dme help needed Must hn* lease at $850/mo. 353-8491. maat Jason Jackson of ESPN fits. Employee Assistance Program, Cafeteria horse experience. Job consists of stable work KD-LH'Christy-KD Houses. 1 A 2 bedroom Furnished apts. Tha 13G A Festival of Mamorias' Male or female 2 share 2 bdrm. Townhouse. Plan, Tax Deferred Annuity Program. Also paid A yard work Call 832-1641 or 832-0712. ask 1 year. 8 month, and summer leases will be held on Thurs.. April 25th F ally furnished, no uDf.. $200 per mo. Arbors of vacation and holiday benefits on a prorated tor let. KD'LII'Margot'KD BG: Pond in back cal Ron at 354-1523 or basis. Call 352-7454 at 0:30 p m. m the Mien Alumni Center Women • Men. Earn extra income. Flexible Lil'Margol- 354-8435. hours $200-500 weekly. Call 7 days My lltle is naal Interested individuals should come to the Need two summer roommates. AX. Cheap New 2 bdrm. unfurnished apt. available tor im- CAMPUS POLLYEYES My line is sweat 407-875-2022 ext. 0561 H14 RefttOceeP campus. Can 353-3321 (Mike). Center to complete an application mediate occupancy Hilsdale Apts 1082 Fair- But together as Big and Lute YMCA resident camp. Betlelontaine, OH seeks view. Call 352-5822. NEW!! GRILLED CHICKEN Wei be the biggest treat' Needed 23 students who are seriously inter- Anne Grady Center qualified equestrian staff, creative arts director. BrearJstlcka'Salads'Plziss'Burriloe love. Your B»r7? ested in losing 5-100+ lbs New metabolism 152S Eber Road office atsl. & senior counselors tor summer THE WAYFARERSI THIS SATUROAYI KD'UI'Margot'KO breakthrough guaranteed results! Holland. OH 43528 season Cat 1 -800 423-0427 lor application. SENIOR/GRAD STUDENTS 303-881-0182. (419)866-6500 2 bdrm, A/C. gas heal, new palm. A EOE carpel, quiet area, laundry. $5O0rmo. ChiO-SigEp"ChiO KD'LIT Kales-KO One WF roommate needed tor May-August. FOR SALE Jay-Mar Apts. Congratulations D Kyle Russ Tonight's tha night youll find out whai being a $200/mo. with own bedroom A bathroom. Cal Exclusive country club m Toledo is seeking andEncBaujfcon lute is all aboutl You and I an) the perfect pair 352-0701. summer and year round part time help. We GR AD STUDENTS/PROFESSIONAL their recent lavalienng many memories we wil aharel Come to fie offer a meal program, flexible hours, travel 1 bdrm w/study, new. A/C. get heat. Sig F.p' Cr» O' Srg Ep house A you will see exactly who your big wil One roommate needed tor summer. One room 19 color TV Caltor price 113540530 AX, fully furnished and very nx* apartment. reimbursement 8 positive working environ- ceramic tie. plush apts. laundry $570/mo bel Dance Marathon * Danca Marathon ment. Positions open are. doing room staff. 87' Chevy Astro Van. many new parts Asking The Homestead Love. Your Big??? Ceil 354-8102. DIRECTOR sppllcstlons due TODAY M tha kitchen staff, concession stand, banquet set up S3.500 or best otter. Call (4t0) 372-3438 ask KD' Lit' Kekss' KD Roommate needed to share a 2 bedroom - SHARP office. 440 Student Services & maintenance. For more info: please cal lor N:k il no answer leave a message. SENIOR/GRAD STUDENTS apartment tor summer and school year. 419-362 3416. ask lor Mr Chris ClodfeHtr. 1 A 2 bdrm, quiet area, gas heal Questions? Call our ottice 372 0530 Brand New Futon Frame Reasonable rent Nice and dose to campus. $390 A $495- Liberty SL KD'LU'Angle'KD Forget the Health Club! Best Offer Don't ruin your spnng vacation because you're Call 353 2406. ask lor Phtlana. 354-6036 In Just a lew short hours I win be revealed -Get Work outside this summer 8 gel paid while Cal Elaabeth at 3530250 too cheap to buy a tanning package. exatad! You are the greatasn Roommate Needed maintaining your tani Landscape company Campus Tanning ■ 35? 7889 love, Your tVg ??? Now thru Jury specializing in water gardens seeking depend- KD • Lil' Angie'KD 109 1/2 N Main Apt. G able employees. No experience necessary Car A Home Stereo Eouipment tor sale Alto EUROPE 1169 Convenient Location Located 2 mi west of Tol. Express Airport. Ap- have golf bait lor tale. Please call 352-3068 Subleaser needed for summer. Caribbean/Mexico St09 R/T R>ght Across from the bars. ply: Oak Park Landscape 6 Water Garden Co , lor info or leave message. 1436 Napoleon house own room KD ■ LU' Diana • KD $175/mo Negotiable Jen 352-8752 Be a little flexible and save $$$ The day is almost here and soon this Big/LI $180/month. Please call 353-7416 3131 Wiltons Rd., Swanton, (419) 825-1438 UP TO 80* OFF MIRCOSOFT SOFTWARE! Wall help you beat the airline pnees. team will al be clear. Although our family may (Only tor Students. Faculty, and Stall) Mroo- Destinations worldwide Free room with private bath tor non-smoker in be small, it's about te become the best of them Summer "96 exchange lor 12-15 hrs. experienced dayDme toft Office 424.3 11304160. Office tar Subleasert net dad. 2 bedrooms. 1 bath furni- AIRHPXH 800-328-2009 all! I'm so glad you're my Id' and we're gc-ng to Windows 95 Standard/Pro $1457*175. Office shed upstairs duplex Located between cam- airrstchsjnetcom.com Apt tor rent chUdcare. Summer and/or academic year. 1 have some great Dmes together m KDI 4Dpl.$l36Vmo. bfk. from campus. Musi have references. 4 21 tor MAC $144. Free Catalog Cal Tech put and downtown Washer/dryer included. GET INVOLVED IN INTRAMURALSII APPLI Love. Your Big??? Close to campus 352 1955. Supplies 2000 1-800-451-5730. Affordable renl. Call 353-8144. CATIONS ARE BEING ACCEPTED FOR THE KD'LH'Diana'KD Cal 354-4086 HIRING SERVERS Summer Sublessors Needed INTRAMURAL ADVISORY BOARD FOR Summer Subleaser wanted tor studio apart APPLY MON. - FRI. (2PU4PM) Cheap Rales. Big House, Backyard. Front FALL tees UNTIL APRA 23 H THE INTRA- FOR RENT PHIMU'PHIMU meni. Call Bryan at 353-8168. Leave message. CAMPUS POLLYEYES 440 E COURT ST. Porch to share. Call 354-1152. MURAL OFFICE. PICK UP APPLICATION IN We would like to congratulate Trlcla McClua- Summer. 2 Bdrm. 130 UNIVERSITY FELD HOUSE key on being named sister of Ihe week. SUMMER SUBLEASE RS NEEDED -353-0125' Reduced Retea' 352-7311 Homecoming "96 has s theme spadous 4 bdrm house - 4th and high HOME TYPISTS The Homecoming Committee Wants You 1 or 2 bedroom apts. Efficiencies A rooms 'United Colors of BG' CBlr352-7578 PC users needed. $45,000 income potential to be the Publicity Chair Cain -800-513-4343 Ext B-9649 300 block olE Merry TAKE OVER LEASE 96 97 School year. 1 NOW WE NEED A LOGO* Gain valuable experience putting ads Summer sublease's needed for 5 bedroom 9,10.12.15 mo. leases tor 96-97 school year. bdrm., Apt.. Furnished, pay electric only. Free Contest being held April 10-15 together, table tents, flyers, and the house. Close to campus. For more mfo cal INTERNSHIP: COOP AND VOLUNTEER gas, heat A shuttle to camput. Cal Clare $50 gift certificate to BGSU Bookstore big Homecoming festivities poster. 353 4414 or 372-4507 or 372-6174. OPPORTUNmCS FOR FALL SEMESTER. ' Summer Apartments Available' 3530628. tor the winner H Pick up an application In the THE KEYYEARBOOK IS LOOKING FOR Call 353-0325 Summer subleaser needed for E. Wooster St. Entries due by 5 p.m. Apnl tsmrne Student Activities Office (3rd Floor Union) WRITERS" PHOTOGRAPHERS Very dose lo camput. ArC. Furnished Wanted 1 or 2 female subteasers tor summer house. 353-8915. Student Acnvioea Office (3rd Floor Union) Applications due by April 15 in Student GRAPHIC DESIGNERS * PR PEOPLE session Only $t3000/mo per person. Close Call 2-2343 lor questions and requirements ANO MARKETERS lo Campui. central air. Call Gina/Sera at Activmes.Office. Questions call 2-2343 WANTED "' House or Rooms For Rent "• GET INVOLVED. 352-2325. 1 subleaser to live with 2 male roommates from 728 4lh St. comer of 4th A High St CALL 372-8066 OR STOP BY 28 WEST HALL HOTIHOTIHOT! May August Close to campus. Rent: $166.67 4 bdrms.. central air. 11/2balht. WHERE TO HANG YOUR HAT? AND CHECK US OUTIIII Lose 20 lbs by summer break I * elec Cal 353-0094. Includes washer/dryer A can be furnished CALL 352 3445 New metabolism breakthrough. WANTED Local manufacturing company has need of Females only 353-0325 Tel us WHO you are. WHEN you need an apl. Results guaranteedi Free gift w' purchase part-time unskilled production employees. WHAT length ol lease you need. WHERE you $29 95 cost Call 1-800-334-1M4 HELP WANTED These jobs are mainly assembly of small pails. live now. WHY you would be a good renter. 1 MrF roommaiB for summer and next school Work 15-35 hours a week around your school i 8 2 bdrm apt. avail .91 t2mo. and WE'LL try to help you out. In celebration of B'GLAD WEEK year to live in ig 4 bdrm house w/ large yard schedule. Only one block off BGSU campus, leaset including heat, hot water, cooking A 601 3rd—704 Slh—710 7th Coma saa JEFFREY: a funny and witty and porch. Must be open-minded, easy gotng $1750 weekly possible mailing our circulars south of Wooster Street, so you can walk or sewer. Located C lough A Mercer 3520164 film about a gay man's commitment to andhjn.tlflfrmo.uol Call352 5305 No experience required. Begin now. For into- drive. Many BGSU students work at this plant. celibacy and his courage not to stray. cal 301-308-1207. Rate of pay is $4 25 per hour Come by to pick 1-2 Summer Sublease's Needed In the age of AIDS The film will be up an application form Advanced Specialty house on 2nd Street, own room. ii85/mo * $35.000/YR. INCOME potential. Reading shown Apnl 15 in 1007 BA at 8pm FREEI Products, Inc.. 428 dough Street, Bowling sponsored by UAO. uM. C— 372-404J (Amy) Books. Tol Free (1) 800-898-9778 Ext R-2076 Green, Of UJ4Q.V tor details tor more into call 2-7164 2 Female sublease's lor summer only. June 1 - NATIONAL PARKS HIRING Aug 20 Call Julie at 372 1582 or caNJutie and J35.000/YR. INCOME POTENTIAL reading Sunday Special Incredible 1.19 Positions are now available at National Parks, Sherry at 353 3700. books. Te* free (1) 600-898-9778 Ext. R-2076 Per Minute Long Dis Telecardl for details. Forests 6 Wildlife Preserves. Excellent bene- I 800-730-6687 ACC 66 2 nonsmoking mat* subleasera needed for fits 8 bonuses) Cal: 1-206-971-3620 ext N FaH/Spring ol fi6-D7 school yr. Share room in 2 55445. INTERNSHIP: COOP AND VOLUNTEER bdrm, 2 bath apt. Dishwasher, turn, new car- Attention Graduate Students! Paralegal/Uogatron Assistant OPPORTUNITIES FOR FALL SEMESTER. pet 1105 ♦ elec. tor each 352-0831. ask for The Graduate Colege P'olessional Pan-time for local research firm THE KEY YEARBOOK IS LOOKING FOR Development Program is seeking a highly Tim. Must possess excellent research skills. WRITERS • PHOTOGRAPHERS moivated individual to fHl the GRAPHIC DESIGNE RS ' PR PEOPLE 2 roommate* needed, E. Wooste* house. Can And document preparation. Reply* 6" Subs ] posiBon of Assistant Director of Ongoing Heather or Meredith al 352-5068. POBox-441 Bowling Green. OH 43402 AND MARKETERS. Programs. 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Video Reviews: IF you're renting it, it better be bad. Why watch bad movies? Find out 3 0 from Larry Hannan. Tool Time? Music Reviews: New albums reviewed in detail this week. Make the trek to the record store to pick up the 4-swampy 4. albums. By Matt Pierce and Ryan Honeyman Tim Allen, star of Cocktails with: Emily Cooperider, a Fact Line helpful person talks minutia with WR. By TV's Home Im- Joe Peiffer. provement, is Paul is (maybe) Dead: The shown in this rumor has been floating around since the '60s, but with the new Beatles album released, it mugshot from the 6. resurfaces. By Jim Vickers. Kalamazoo, Mich. Ministry of Truth: So you think line dancing is fun? John Riccard Sheriff's Depart- contends you may be selling out your friends. ment -- taken af- 8. er Allen was ar- rested on suspi- cion of felony Reality possesion of co- caine in 1979.

Welcome! OK, we tried something different this week. Editor Joe Boyle Senior Writer Joe Peiffer From now on, all albums, movies Executive Writer Jim Vickers people and event reviewed in WR will Major Writer Ryan Honeyman bear our new rating system — to the best of Handyman Robl. Dinsdale our knowledge,the only ratings system Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod based on a friendly black swamp creature. Paranoid Writer John Riccardi The rating system is explained on page Staff Ace Larry Hannan Able-bodied Writer Matt Pierce four in our reviews section, but here are Substantial Writer Tom Denk the likenesses that drew us to the conclu- Enforcer Bud Hamilton sion that only Swampy can effectively rate Serious Writer Aaron Epple an album. Copy Editor Anna Wahrman In the giving credit where due section, Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln our page four (uncredited) music reviews Copy Editor Penny Brown Production Alianna Dias belong to staff writers Matt Pierce and Production Cathy Raidl Ryan Honeyman. Ryan wrote the Sting Production Leah Barnum review, and merest are Mart's. Enjoy! ^>*^-^^^^—-editor

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never had a sex scene before in his else is acting either. Instinct and Showgirls. Somehow I life, but here he gets to have two doubt Mr. Verhoeven will be steamy sex scenes with Madsen. As Jaws: The Revenge — The hanging out with Gloria Steinem And you thought a result he spends (he entire movie shark, who has already died three anytime soon. looking blissfully happy. Even after times, seems determined to kill the his character dies after the second Brody family. So determined is he Legend — Tom Cruise there was nothing round of sex gives him a heart that he follows the family from plays a boy in medieval times who attack he still seems to be the New England to the Bahamas. How is viciously raped by Rutger Hauer happiest person in the film. did the shark know where they were and finds out that he likes it. oh going? If the family really wanted wait that's not right. Cruise plays a good to rent... The Package — Gene to get away from Jaws why not just lad who's girlfriend touches a Hackman and Tommy Lee Jones move to Kansas? And what in god's Unicorn, resulting in darkness play army adversaries. Jones is name is Michael Caine doing in this falling all over the land. In order to By Larry Hannan trying to kill the Russian president film (actually be grateful he's in it. save the world from an eternity of and Hackman is out to stop him. he takes the movie to new heights darkness Cruise must find his Their good as always, but don't pay of badness)? girlfriend, heal the unicom and The following is a list of any attention to them. Just wait for battle the devil. If this explanation some of the best bad movies I've Dennis Franz to show up. Mr. Raising Cain — John confused you believe me, you'll be By 1 -.ii r> Hannan ever seen. Most of them are NYPD Blue plays another cop in Lithgow plays a man who goes even more confused when you're absolutely awful and I recommend this film. But this cop is from insane. As a result he Marts behav- watching the movie. Cruise looks Recently I was ai a video you all go down to the video store Russia. Watching Franz attempt to ing an awful lot like an actor who's more effeminate here than he did in slore here in BG when a couple and rent all of them. talk with a Russian accent is one of performance is really over the top. Interview with a Vampire. came in looking to rent a movie. The Hot Spot — Starring the most surreal experiences you'll Not only does he go insane, he gets After a couple of minutes they left Don Johnson, Virginia Madsen, ever encounter in your life. to develop multiple personalities Highlander and High- because all of the new, good movies Jennifer Connally. Jerry Hardin — and play multiple characters, all of lander 2: The Quickening — had been rented. To me this is a This film was directed by Dennis Angel Heart — Mickey whom overact. Lithgow's perfor- Highlander is actually a pretty good sign of what is wrong with America Hopper, and it shows. The film Rourkc stars (which almost mance in the television show Third film. But you need to see it in order today. You don't go to a video store features two of the worst perfor- guarantees a bad movie experience) Rock From the Sun is restrained to fully appreciate the badness of to rent good movies. You go to a mances in the history of film by as a down and out gumshoe hired and subtle compared to his work Highlander 2. In the first film, video store to rent movies you'd Johnson and Connally, which isn't by Robert DeNiro to track down a here. Christopher Lambert and Sean never go to see in theaters. good since their the good guys. But missing person. Rourke eventually Connery play people who are The VCR has brought a the film makes up for it with the meets Cosby Kid Lisa Bonet and Flesh + Blood - This immortal and will live forever new wrinkle into our culture. It has performances of Madsen and they engage in one of the least film, set in the middle ages, features unless you cut off their heads with a allowed us, as a nation to gain a full Hardin. Madsen plays a woman arousing, most unintentionally Jennifer Jason Leigh as a virginal sword. The immortals all fight each appreciation of movies so bad that who apparently can't go more than funny sex scenes you'll ever see. princess who's kidnapped by a band other and at the end of the film they're good. These movies, some five minutes without having sex DeNiro is in this film for about five of vicious thieves right before she's Lambert is the only one who still of which were made well before the with someone. As a result she minutes and probably made ten about to marry. The leader of the has his head on his body. This is a VCR was invented, offer hope for a spends the entire movie either limes what Rourke made. I'm not thieves, played by Rutger Hauer, problem for the sequel since there Friday night when you don't have a naked or about to take off her sure if he actually gives a perfor- viciously rapes her. Only instead of aren't supposed to be any immortals date. clothes. But this is a great bad mance, be just seems to stand there being horrified by the experience, left. So they bring Connery back Let me differentiate the movie because of Jerry Hardin. and say his lines as uninterestingly she finds she likes it and begs and say that all the characters from difference between bad movies and Hardin, best known as Deep Throat and phonetically as possible. Hauer to do it again. Needless to the first film were from another boring movies. A boring movie, on the X-Files, is a good character Maybe he figures that if he doesn't say this film is seriously messed up. planet, this directly contradicts well, bores you. 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7»ATr»«5«yCt«nHxo»an.Apl21st 353-6912 135 N. MMN p*ge 3 • MfeoJaM&eMMM April H, X996 The Music Scene Cypress Hill 111 (templesof Ben Folds Five (self-titled) (3 1 / Swampies) Drug use. Boom) (21/2 Swampies) and drums, I Divorce. RATINGS Armed with only a baby grand, bass, Sen Dog's recent departure rompin' 12- Murder. Sting? 4 Swampies* Go get it. Pay BFF swings into action with thi should not make that much of a song debut. This is not a record fi Helmet fans, Not at all what full price. difference because, as III shows. osterone- you'd expect 3 Swampies= You need it, Folds's voice is good but not test- Cypress Hill is B-Real's show. Lollapaloozian from a guy seek it out used: pumped, and the jazzy tunes are not] Once again, marijuana is on fare. Folds even mocks the "altema- live" scene on who's grown 2 Swampies= Wait for the (and in) his mind, evidenced by "Underground". At times playful, touching, or funky, Ben Folds Five famous on crooning contemporary bargain bin or the record the increasingly laid-back, tinny throws a lovely change-up to the stagnating 19% music world. soft rock hits like "Fields of Gold" club. grooves and his lyrics, which and "When We Dance." Those who 1 Swampy= Don't pay more took the time to look, however, when com- Money Mark Mark's Keyboard Repair (3 Swampies) almost always found something Iprehensible For darkly sarcastic and foreboding Ithrough his BeastieHeads Itrademark hidden in those top forty/radio- left unful- friendly tunes. Iclipped filled by Inasality, are On Mercury Falling, his fifth their instru- solo outing since permanently I full of para- mental noia (illu- paning with the Police back in the reissue set mid-eighties. Sting seems to have sions") and bravado. (He attacks The In no problems digging deep into (hat Ice Cube in "No Rest for the Sound From distant creative side of his and Wicked".) A bit of a letdown Way Out, constructing another pop gem. after Black Sunday, but if comes this Strewn throughout Mercury's 10 Cypress is your thing, you debut LP track are characters trounced by the shouldn't be disappointed. from the B- unpredictability of life. "The Boys' Hounds of Winter" and "You Still ' Self Subliminal Plastic Motives FugeesTheScore(31/2 keyboardist, Touch Me" both come across (3 Swampies) Mark characters who are struggling to get Swampies) How to describe one-man band / 1994s Blunted On Reality Nishita. Jam- their lives back on track after producer Matt Mahaffey's unexpected break-ups. As does the didn't do much for this New packed with sound? With elliptical lyrics country flavored "I'm So Happy I Jersey trio, but powered by 30 tracks, about unwashed shirts and the Can't Stop Crying" which deals smash singles "Fu-Gee-La" and some less record biz and music that leaps than a with the problems of divorce and Killing Me Softly', The Score from grunge to hip-hop to jazz family separation. "I saw my does. MC/ singer extraordinary minute long, to house to pop/rock (usually in this is an album for loungin' lawyer. Mr. Good News. He got me Lauryn Hill is the group's the course of three minutes), I'd joint custody and legal separation" standout, with her engaging and head-noddin'. Whether simply describe it as one that it's the fully realized soul of Sting's unique vocals sound voice and beat poetry-inspired strangely comfortable when paired grew on me very quickly. The "Cry", the sparse funk of rapping standing out on several with a slide guitar and country beat, single "Cannon" is fodder "Have Clav Will Travel", or songs. Her cohorts Pras and not what you'd expect from the guy compared to the more quirky the Beastie-reminiscent Wyclef have also improved and who whined out "Roxanne" so "Marathon Shirt" and "Steward- "Invitation", Mark comes honed their craft making this ess". If you dig schizogeniuses many years ago. through with some fly Top 5 LP one of the most richly of the alt-rock world (Beck, Continuing his move into new grooves. Take note: as a deserving hip-hop successes this Bjork), Self might be right up territory. Sting wrings out a distorted voice yaps over an your earhole. whimsical story about murder and organ solo, "This may not be the relief of retribution on "1 Hung your type of sh—, but don't My Head." "I fell the power of dis, cuz somebody may like death over life, I orphaned his this." children. I widowed his wife," Hours: 6:00 A.M. -Midnight confesses the killer of his accidental shooting in the wild west. Monday - Saturday Sting doesn't revel in the darkness of humanity and love for the entire album, though, and the $2.00 Fare album's two best stand-outs reveal For Persons 4-64 Years of Age his range as both songwriter and musician. "Let Your Soul Be Your $1.00 Fare Pilot." the first single off of Mercury Falling puts a positive spin For Elderly (65*). Handicapped Persons, & Children 4-13 w/ Adult on life set against Sting's blend of Transit I.D. Card Required* light jazz and rock which is trulv •Available at Granrs Administrator's Office, 354-6203 distinct. "I Was Brought To My ▼ Senses" begins as a hushed acoustic Van w/Lilt Available: Wheelchair Access & Group Seating number and turns into a bright, upbeat piece full of lyrical com- Sunday Service 8:00 A.M. - 4P.M. plexities. RESERVATIONS REQUIRED The album as a whole stands up as some of Sting's best solo work FOR RESERVATIONS: 354-6203 since leaving the Police and shows (MON. - FRI. 8:00 A.M. - 4:30 P.M.) some incredibly complex song Service Area Bowling Green This service is financed in . writing, something that he excelled Please let driver know how part from an operating in already. many persons will be riding assistance grant from In the end, you realize a ODOT a FTA B.G.Taxi masterful touch of complexity as you catch that each of Sting's 352-0796 personalities arc falling, but they've shed the bitterness of their defeat and come to accept where they arc in life. Mercury is falling, yes, but Call 1 hour before service is needed it's a nice controlled fall with and even better destination. Page 4 • Weekend Reality • April 11,1996 Cocktails With,

Emily - Some of them. Some of them are like really we were going to do it. Everyone fills out an weird. Stuff where you have to really sit down and application, and there's a test. Fact Line's watch the movie. Joe - What kind of test did you have to take? Joe - Does the Fact Line have a motto? Emily - It was a fun test. Just a lot of trivia ques- Emily - Not an official one, unofficially I think our tions. Some of it was trivia-trivia, like who one the motto is, 'You've got to be kidding me.' Because 1907 World Series and some of it was campus Emily that seems to be the general attitude. things. The object was to see how much you really Joe - Do you get people who are complete assholes knew and what your research skills were, because to you? there were questions that there wasn't no way Cooperider Emily - Oh, God yes. Some people are so mean. could answer - but you could find the answer. Like if you don't know an answer to a question, Joe - What were some of the questions they asked people will yell at us even though there are places in a fact - line interview. By Joe Peiffer they can go look for it. Emily - They asked us why we want to work for Joe - Do you ever feel like working at Fact Line campus fact-line. They asked about anger manage- Emily Cooperider is a fact-reader for Fact Line, the ment - how you handle anger, because people call campus information service gives you a deity like quality? Emily - Sometimes, yeah. I love it because we joke up drunk ail of the times. Joe - How are you? Joe - If Fact Line were to get a no hold barred cage Emily - Fat great, tired though. I had two hours of around about being secret agents, because the location is a secret. match with folks from the Encyclopedia Britanmca sleep laat night. who would come out alive. Joe - Why"* that? Joe - Oh I know, I'm printing it. Emily - Where do you think it is? Emily - We would, because we're vicious. We play Emily -1 had too much to do. I had to get up for dirty. class at &30 this morning. Joe - Oh, I know. Emily - Whatever. When I first got hired a few Joe - What is the atmosphere like in the Fact-Line Joe - What do you have at 8:30? room? Emily -1 have a holocaust lit at 8:30. Nothing like a years ago, someone wanted to follow me to work to find out where the fact-line is. I was like, you Emily - It's a small room. If s a lot smaller than you little genocide to get your Mood flowing in the think. Then we have one wall full of bookcases in morning. the back of the room and then we have two smaller Joe -Tell me .1 little about yourself. book cases with the resources that we use. Then we Emily - I'm a senior, graduating in a month. I'm a have two computer data bases. If you were going communication disorders major. I might be one of to describe the room in one word, I'd say the 12 people on this campus that has never cramped. changed my major and actually wanted to come Joe - Ever worked with anyone who smelled here. particularly bad? Joe-Why? Emily - No, everyone at Fact-Line has really good Emily -1 don't know. I just stepped on campus and hygiene felt reaHy at home. I felt like I could really do Joe - Could you take the number pie out to the something here. tenth decimal point here? Joe - Where are you from? Emily -1 can't do it, not off the top of my head. Emily -I'm from a little town called Medina. Joe - That's what I thought. What's the cruising guys have to find a hobby. Joe - What is a typical day at the fact-line? speed of a SCUD missile? Joe - Is it true that fact - line is in the administration Emily - Non-stop ignorant stuff. Don't say that Emily - Not without my resources. Thaf s the thing though, if s really mean. I don't mean it in a nasty building? Emily -1 can't answer that. they think were such Gods, but the don't realize way. I think that is why we exist, to stop ignorance. that all of the power is in the resources. Joe -1 didn't think so. Who is in charge of fact-line? Sometimes • Joe - Could the ques- you used the tions are so phrase 'Golly, funny that I just don't you have a know." hard time Emily - When not cracking people call me up when up and ask me you're on how many the phone squirrels there with are on campus people. I have to say, Joe-Give 'Golly, 1 just mean don't know." example. Joe - We have Emily - Just little theory at the other the BG News, day some if you can see guy calls here that me me up and asks what's the worst punishment you Emily - The Public Relations Department, specifi- cally Gardner McClain, or Mac — the big boss. Unabomber looks considerably like Shane can get for getting caught having sex in the library. Komives, the BG basketball player. Do you have This guy either has way too much free rime or he Joe - How has fact-line helped your We? Emily - It gives me great party stories, good pay, any comment and would fact-line like to substanti- needs to, you know, find a room of has own. Some- ate our conspiracy theory? body called last week and asked when spring and it it the best job that I've had. I really enjoy it. Joe - How did you get it? Emily -1 don't have enough proof to substantiate break was. Lately everyone has been calling me it, but circumstantially man, bust him. Emily - My sophomore year, at the end of the year, asking McDonalds trivia questions. Joe - Isn't there a remarkable likeness. Joe - Have you been able to handle those? they put an ad in the paper that they were taking applications, and me and my ex-boyfriend decided Emily - Very much so, he looks like a younger more clean-shaving Unabomber. Page S - Weekend Re*l*y • Apr* 11, 1996 Paul Is Dead!?! Thirty years ago the Fab Four pulled off rock and roll's biggest hoax ... Or did they? Byjim vkkers

He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the lights had changed. A crowd of people stood and stared. They'd seen his face before, but nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords. -"A Day in the Life" Turn me on dead man -"Revolution #9 "played backwards

W,ith the release of the Beatles Anthology 2, Beatles fans are finally presented with proof that John Lennon did not mumble the words "I Bury Paul" at the end of "Strawberry Fields Forever." The words instead are a much less exciting "cranberry sauce" and are very audible in the alternate version of "Strawberry Fields." But despite, the debunking of the most popular piece of proof surrounding Paul McCartney's alleged death and replacement by a Paul look-a-like, there are still those who would argue that the scores of "clues" concerning 'Let me introduce to you the one and only Blily Shears": Clues on the SgL Pepper album suggest Paul's demise. Paul's "death" that can be found on album covers and in Beatles' songs is more than mere coincidence. car crash on Wednesday, Nov. 2,1966. Supposedly Paul had received massive burns in the wreck and later died. / am theeggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus In the winter of 1966 the Beatles held a Paul look-a-like -"/Am The Walrus" contest, however, no winner was ever announced. But I told you about the walrus and me ... well here's an- there really was a winner, the story reports, a man other clue for you all, the walrus was Paul named William Campbell who filled in as the new Paul, -"Glass Onion" the remaining three Beatles knowing all too well that without Paul the band could not survive. The rumor The origin of the "Paul Is Dead" rumor was The continued to spread from person to person until Paul University of Illinois newspaper, which, in August of finally returned to the public eye after the break-up of 1969, printed a story concerning the "clues" of Paul's the Beatles. death found in the music of the Beatles. The newspaper reprinted the story in a tabloid edition in the fall of 1969, Paul's dead now man, miss him, miss him which found its way into the hands of a Detroit radio -The end of "I'm So Tired" station that, in turn, broadcasted it to the unsuspecting world. Obviously Paul McCartney is very much alive and The story consists of "clues" found in Beatles' well since he has released several albums and toured the songs that proved Paul McCartney had been killed in a world since the breakup of the Beatles. The official

Page 6 • Weekend Reality • April 11,1996 buried Paul" line at the end of "Strawberry Fields For- ever."

Yellow Submarine: Maybe the yellow submarine wasn't a submarine at all, but instead a casket. "Sky of blue, sea of green (grass)" the submarine appears as if it is beneath the land on the album cover.

The White Album: When Revolution #9 is played back- wards it says "turn me on dead man." In fact there are rumors that the entire song is a retelling of Paul's acci- dent. At the end of "I'm So Tired" there is a few mean- ingless words uttered that, when played backwards, sound like "Paul is dead now, miss him, miss him."

Abbey Road: This album cover was the clincher for Beatle fans who believed Paul had actually died. The cover shows a funeral procession and depicts John as the preacher (dressed in white,) Ringo as the pallbearer (dressed in a suit,) Paul as the corpse (wearing no shoes, Rubber Soul: The last album with the real Paul McCartney? and carrying a cigarette in his left hand,) and George as explanation for the "Paul Is Dead" rumor is an overac- the gravedigger (wearing work clothes.) The licence tive imagination on the part of Beatles fans. Some of the plate on the VW van reads 28 IF, suggesting Paul would "clues," however, go beyond song lyrics or the position- be 28 had he lived. There are three holes of very similar ing of band members on album covers. There are even shape beneath the word Beatles, indicating only three of reports of a secret phone number that answered with a the original Beatles were left. On the back, a crack runs creepy "Beware of Abbey Road" message. Regardless, through "The Beatles" suggesting a split in the group (or here are some of the "clues." Decide for yourself. maybe just their imminent breakup.) On the song "You Know My Name, Look Up the Number," (the 45 rpm Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band: The cover flipside of Let It Be) there is a cuckoo clock that sounds supposedly depicts a funeral for the Beatles complete five times before a phone number is read off. This num- with a bass guitar made out of flowers, and a tiny model ber connected one with an answering machine that said of the car Paul had been driving on the lap of a doll "Beware of Abbey Road." sitting off to the side. There is also a raised hand behind Paul's head which is an Indian symbol for death. Inside The Beatles claim they had nothing to do with the album John Lennon is pointing a sixth finger at Paul, these "clues", and given the state of the band at the time which is a sign of ill-omen. One of the most important of the "Abbey Road" sessions, if s quite possible that clues on this album is the line "So let me introduce to none of them were in a joking mood, especially some- you the one and only Billy Shears... " Some people thing as elaborate as faking a band member's death. would argue that the line of the song is really "Billy's Maybe someday more clues will surface about the here," announcing the arrival of William Campbell as hoaxing of Paul's demise. Until then the "Paul Is Dead" the new Paul McCartney. controversy will remain as it has for the past thirty years, a mystical footnote in rock and roll history. Magical Mystery Tour On the cover of the album, Paul is dressed as a black walrus. According to the Lewis Jim Vickers is a senior journalism major. Carroll story, the walrus ate oysters and died. The Wal- rus is also a sign of death in certain cultures. Towards the end of the booklet Paul is pictured with the other Beatles wearing a read carnation while the others wear Information for this article came from Jim Kendall, Joel pink ones. Lyrical clues on this album include the "I Hurmence, Jay Smith and Jean Gerencer

Page 7 • Weekend Reality • April 11,1996 Ministry of Truth Fighters to appear for mainstream appeal, add a dash of Elvis Costello and Frank Black to . lend the disc some "alternative" credibility, sprinkle in some Danzig, Rob Zombie and Alice 1 Cooper to get the metalheads interested, and use Sheryl Crow to round things out with some tits V ass. Your Deceivin This thing isn't even a soundtrack per se — almost none of the musk appearing on this compilation ever appeared on the show. Supposedly, all of the musk will be featured over the course of the next two seasons of "The X-Files." Sounds to me like a ploy to expand the show's audience from its trekkie fan base by drawing in the mainstream with this soundtrack. (Hey. if R.F.M.'s music appears on the show, it MUST be cool, right?) Why is it that all of the artists on this compilation thought they had to write spooky- sounding songs? If they thought it would help represent the feel of the show, they were wrong Heart — it sounds fake. It's certainly not out of place for Nkk Cave or Brian Eno lo produce haunting tracks, but Sheryl Crow? Let's face it — her claim to fame comes from co-penning the ultimate sorority-girl anthem. Long held as a bastion of family val- Spooky or not, most of the songs on this soundtrack don'l deliver, and some of them just suck. I'm sorry, but Mark Snow's "X-Files Theme'' is only palatable for the thirty seconds it gels during the show's credits. Over three minutes of obnoxious whistling is three minutes ues, county music could be the agent too much. Yawn. RE M becomes the billionth band to supply musk to a spoken-word piece by the creak- of something far more sinister ing floorboard voiced William S. Burroughs. Sorry boys, it's been done before, and it's bee* done much better Next lime, let Uncle Ball speak on his By John Riccardi own. And the Foo Fighters' track, "Down in the TV year is 19*1. Rap musk dominates the American mainetream. topping the charts and Park," it such a Peter Gabriel or Talking Heart* outselling all other genres of musk Oang violence is blatantly displayed in the media, and knock-off that it begs the question — why not just suddenly teenagers in population: 1.200 towns in Idaho are wearing gang colors and shooting each get Gabriel or the Talking Heads lo do it in the first other. Lads with names like "Jeremiah" and "Zachary" are suddenly demanding that their parents place? call them "Fresh I" and 'MC Z." Master storyteller Nkk Cave also disappoints, Whet do yon do? delivering osiry a previously released track from his If you're hip, yon shake your booty, rf you're part of the sooral majority, hew-ever, you're 1993 album. "Let Love In" (sort ef — more on that outraged You're threatened You devise a plan to overshadow the appeal of rap musk. A plan in a minute). that will bring an element of wholesomeness back to entertainment. A plan that will keep the Filter shows just how completely unoriginal youth of America in fine (literally) You enlist the aid ef... country music. they are by ripping off both themselves and Nine Sound unrealistic? Ludicrous, perhaps? Don't be so sure. Not only is it possible that the moral Inch Nails with "Thanks Bro." Somehow they got majority made strides to undermine the popularity of rap music in the late '80s and early '90s, but the notion thai if they did a song with an acouslk guitar, violins and cello, they could dodge according to country/pop music artist Maria McKee, it happened. the NIN comparisons that have plagued them from their inception (I don'l care if Patrick WAS "They saw rap music getting bigger and bigger," she said in she Nov/Dec 1993 issue of Option, in NIN — that doesn't give him a license to sound exactly like Reznor). They should have "and concocted this plot to bring people back? just called this one "Hey Man. Nice Shot (Light)." Sour grapes, perhaps? Maybe McKee is a little bitter that she didn't become insanely popular Even the exceNeal Soul Coughing delivers a sub-par performance on "Unmarked Helicop- when folks across the nation caught the country bug earlier this decade. But while it's true that McKee's name isn't exactly a household word, she is a successful solo artist with three mayor-label ters." which lacks the feeling of spontaneity that has become SC't trademark albums under her belt. She alee is the former frontwoaun of the band Lone Justice (smash '80s Don't get me wrong, there are a few worthwhile endeavors on this compilation. Scrcamm' Ml: 'Shelter') and gal-pal of the boys in U2. So it isn't likely that she would go en the record and Jay Hawkins always pleatei, and Danzig, although not one of my personal favorites, certainly risk her reputation and career because of a bout of jealousy. fits the climate that "The X-Files" allegedly portrays. "The new-Nashville stuff is so calculated... a reaction to the success of black music." the said in And then mere's the hidden track!. the interview. I just wish they wouldn't use the medium of country music." What would a soundtrack to a show about conspiracies and the paranormal be without Think about it. It's no secret that the powers-lhat-he in America tend to be on the conservative some hidden tracks? And I'm not talking about those lame "wait eight minutes after the last side, primarily because the powers-thal-be lend to be white and male. Is it really so unreasonable song is over" hidden tracks, either. to think that they recruited some musicians and manufactured their successful careers to combat If you cue this disc up to the first track, and then use your rewind cue button on your disc music that they didn't like or considered dangerous? player (thereby changing your track index from "1" to "0"), you'll discover about nine Doesn't it strike anyone as odd that artists like Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyruss suddenly minutes' worth of musk at the beginning of this disc. What you'll find is Nick Cave (on appeared on the scene and sold millions of albums without paying their dues, while other artists vocals and piano) and the Irish trio Dirty Three (an unusual ensemble featuring a violinist, like Vince Gill, who had been at it for yean, hadn't made it yet? guitarist and drummer) performing a truly eerie ballad, followed by a chilling rendition of the McKee cites Brooks as the artist that tipped her off that country had been taken over and calls show's main theme. And unlike Mark Snow's version, this one is good for more than thirty his music "dishonest." seconds of credits. Brooks was also the subject of the 1992 movie "Pure Country." which starred George Strait as a Bui as good as the hidden tracks are, they're not enough to redeem what is essentially a mindless country singer named Dusty whose career is manipulated by his record company (in the lost cause. Unless you're an "X-phile," "Songs in the Key of X" is nothing more than a SIS movie version. Dusty finally wakes up at the end and, you guessed it. gets down to the heart of what "pure country" is). coaster waiting to happen. Consider that Brooks has often stated in interviews that his influences come from the likes of Led Zeppelin. Kits and James Taylor, not Hank Williams Sr. or Patsy Cline. Isn't it a hit out of John Riccardi wears sunglasses at night. He is also going lo see the SillcwormlDislRibcage place that he would choose the country music genre as his calling? Houdinis/Giraffe Boy show Saturday Night at Howard's. He can be contacted at No one's saying that Brooks and artists of hit irk are completely devoid of talent (except for jriccarQbgnet bgsu xdu. maybe Billy Ray). Anerall. these guys would have to have a little talent to pull the wool over the nation's eyes. But even if the music is manufactured, chances are it won't survive long. Billy Ray already ran From, DAD!i thr©c out of steam. And real en entry artists have used the renaissance to cement their own music at the lers. The performances in this film J : mind in this film are so bad ("We're gonna forefront ef the industry, reestablishing the standard of what good music should be. glowingly awful, especially the Mind i el scotiiitiie tonight. We're gonna scorrrrrrrrre Perhaps McKee said it beat when she nmined up the state ef country musk today: who leama how lo fly after Fonda ■ tonight") that they'll probably stay ia my "k doesn't realty matter what thaae people in NaafeviHe are doing." the mid. "There will him. This movie gels even worse if you try head ("Reproduction. Reproduction, put arwiys he some people making honaet country music " watching one of Fonda's good movies ■tote pollen seeds to work") for the rest of beforehand. Real KJute or Coming Naane and my life. Songs in the Key of Crap then watch this and I guarantee your head Speaking of music cotnptracies. what's the dent with the recent slew of soundtrack releases wsH spin. Larry Hammmn it Weekend Reality's Stag Htm contain musk which has little or nothhtg to do with the rnevie or television show they're Ace. He'd tike * than* his sister Stacy, the representing * It seems mat record ciiinpnau i arc hell-bent oat landing up then soundtracks Grease 2 - Semeoae decided they queen diva of bad movies, fur watching with popular, marketable annas thai wiN guarantee sales, but not necessarily entertainment. couM make a seauel to Grease without John Grease 2 over 100 times. Sure it was hell for "Songs m the Key of X (Music from and Inspired by The X-files)" n) no except km. Travolta. And politicians say Hollywood is him but she did give him the idea far this There's obviously a formula at work here - gel some "name" artists like R.EM. and Foe out of touch wka reality? The monacal lyrics article. 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