RED RIVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE Monday, November 21, 1988

1, 1 A NOV 21 1988 - NE DRUG 1 STUDENTS' JOURNAL. DIVERSIONS SPORTS PhtliUDICALS AWARENESS Lear-' Resources Centre Unites SA By Anthony Connolly cure poster-blindness. Posters WEEK A conference in the States of fake fur, vinyl, and weather has made the RRCC Students' balloons as posters are seen as Association more united. remedies to a lack of "We're glad we were away awareness in college activities, 110 • 00 • • • • • • • IMO • • IMO • • 00 IMO • • • • • 0110 • • • • from the college environment. the executive said. We needed the time to get The visibility issue has together," Colette always stalked the SA, this Odowichuk, SA president, year being no different. When said. asked if the SA was beating a The SA got together at the dead horse and that visibility is District 10 Association of Col- always a problem, Ballance lege Unions conference, held waffled slightly. Nov. 3-6 in Storm Lake, Iowa. "We're trying to kick the November 13 • 19 The executive members all `We sit behind the desk' feel that it was an excellent op- idea," he said. portunity to "get out from "We got a handle on what's behind the desks" and become lacking—if any," he added. Photo by Kim Van Bruggen "more of a team." Colette Odowichuk said "What I enjoyed the most that timing was the handle of •• • • • • • • • • • • • • • 000 • • IP 00 • 0411 • • • • • IP (about the conference) was the Iowa conference. • lb • • • • • getting to know the people I Odowichuk was impressed The Student Directory came in last week - after a two week delay. work with on SA a lot better," with the conference's content The Directory is an excellent guide for all RRCC departments and Anne Courtney, SA public and said if timing could have Student Administration offices. It also includes the addresses and relations director said. been even better she would phone numbers of most of the students enrolled in courses at the For SA treasurer, Iqbal have implemented some of the college. Go ahead, check to see if your name is there. Jhass, the conference united ideas July 1, their first day in the association and redefined office. their roles within the student However, the early date of executive. the conference allows the SA "When I came back, I felt to transfer ideas easier to the better. I know more about my current student administration Watch for film and to next year's SA, position," he said. Because of the conference's Odowichuk said. impression, Jhass says he will Odowichuk said the SA will be able to do his job better, move toward holding a mini- in the Tower Lounge ENativesOpposeat which, he said, student club conference with councillors organization and SA accoun- and other arms of the SA to ting ranks as paramount. relay the conference informa- Jhass said he went to the tion. conference more for the pro- The president said next 1 gramming and club organiza- year's executive would be en- By Michelle Bailey students attending post- Daniel McIntyre Collegiate, tion sessions than for the stu- couraged to attend the Inter- Approximately 40 students secondary institutions were en- said that the students who go dent association accounting national Association of Col- from RRCC joined in a march titled to receive funding for to school up north are not as procedures for one reason— lege Unions conference held in that began the University of tuition, registration, books, educated as those who attend American student unions have Colombus, Ohio in March Nov. 15 & 16 Winnipeg and led to the living allowances and school in Winnipeg because of no access to money. 1989. legislative grounds Nov. 2, Courtney said the con- transportation. the limited amount of The conference reinforced protesting cutbacks in native "Right after making this Iqbal's mandate to sell the SA ference has made more of a post-secondary education. resources in libraries and the team of RRCC's SA, one that decision, they (the guidelines) quality of teaching. to clubs. According to Virgil Moar, are changed," said Moar. For SA vice-president Darcy is ready to face students one- 11 am to 1 pm the members of the protest on-one for a better all around If Indian and Northern Af- "They are a year behind, so Ballance, the conference rein- were not all native, but show- fairs continue to make am- when they graduate up there, forced the SA's need to sell unity. ed just as much hostility mendments in the guidelines, they have completed grade themselves to students of the The Iowa conference bill toward the Department of In- Moar said that the students twelve, but once they come college. came to $1,170 in total; dian and Northern Affairs. will not only be affected finan- down here to continue their Getting out from behind the $510 for double-occupancy Moar, a native Business Ad- cially, but in other areas as education, they are only given desk and fleeing the ivory hotel rooms, $600 food •• • • lb • • • • • • • Oa 41 ministration student at the col- well. credit for grade eleven," he tower are a top priority, accor- allowance, $100 for gas and • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 41 • II lege, said that the event was "The services that are pro- said. ding to Ballance. $560 in conference fees at $80 organized because of the pro- vided to students in the "We have to be visible and per student, Anne Courtney posed E-12 guidelines by the guidelines, such as counselling "It then makes it hard on get people going," he said. said. department. and tutoring, will alter if they the high school students and One way of getting more All four executive members "These guidelines cover all keep limiting the amount of they get discouraged." visible and to get people going, of the SA attended the con- funding during the amount of funding," he said. Ballance said, is to cure , ference as did SA executive time it takes to complete the He also said that there is a Moar said that this protest poster-blindness. director Don Hillman, pro- course, but this is not fair lot of different criteria that a will not be the last one, and "By varying the way we use gram director Kathy Bortoluz- Information will be because the money given to us person must have before being that the students will continue poster material (we may at- zi and assistant program direc- depends on what course you accepted into a college or the battle until they gain more tract more attention)," he tor Blair Enns. are going to take," he said. university and that each In- progress. said. The guidelines, before the dian band has varied educa- "The protest proved that we The conference had on recent change in June of this tion authorities. are ready to stand up and fight display posters which seem to More SA / 2 made available year, stated that native Moar, once a teachers aid at for what we believe in. throughout the college. Amnesty Chicken Fergie Letters International Journalism E.T.Lands Revisited 5 11 14 Page 3 Page 2 Monday, November 21, 1988 Monday, November 21, 1988 new What Do Youth Get? The Rest Of International

"Young people today are The issue on, all quotes will be Newsstand concerned about environmen- tal issues like acid rain, water attributed to the horse's pollution, and reforestation," mouth. he said. Story In this case, however, the The pillars of democracy re- because they have been The electorate college votes Grits Dawley said his government horse demanded his/her ly on the power of the people monitored by international determine the winner. has been "on-stream" with anonymity, and we obliged. to select local, provincial or organizations. Although the electoral college young people during their That was our mistake! national leaders through a fair Today, Salvadorean voters vote usually goes in the same By Joanne Faryon four-year term. As for the charge that the and just election process. The find themselves in constant direction as the popular vote, Enough already. "We've spent $720 million paper had enough time to right to vote is not only a fear. The leftist guerrilla For the last eight weeks, on youth summer employment speak to Kathy Bortoluzzi privilege but also the duty of threatens to kill anyone who there was one occasion where it didn't. In the Nixon- Canadians have been flooded over four years, and establish- before she left for Iowa, every citizen. However, votes. Right wing leaders like by a stream of murky promises here is my response. democracy and the election Roberto D'abuisson have an Kennedy presidential battle, ed the National Centre of Co- Nixon won the popular vote from three wanna-be prime operative Education to train The story idea we were process vary a great deal in the election promise to exter- ministers. following was the educa- so called "free" world. minate anyone with leftist but Kennedy became presi- kids for the workplace," he dent. And just when you thought said. tional discussion Peter Recently in Chile, close to tendencies. Middle of the road it was safe—the Projector br- Warren drummed up with 65 per cent of the electorate parties are not financed by in- In Canada, elections may ings you more. his radio show. On Nov. 2, said NO to Augusto Pinochet. ternational organizations but seem rather dull and unex- Here's what the Liberal Par- the Projector used informa- The military dictator accepted they have the support of the citing. There are no street car- ty said they would do for Talk about being put on tion from the CJOB tapes defeat with dignity but refused electorate. nivals, all-night rallies, Canadians, educationally the hot seat. of the show to aid in the to leave the presidential In Italy, the electorate parades or all the other hoopla speaking, according to Dr. Going from sports editor, writing of the education ar- palace. Meanwhile, businesses frustrated with corruption, that takes place in other coun- Rey Pagtakhan, from the where the biggest worry was ticle. It was here where the are firing workers for the out- voted for a female burlesque tries. However, voters are free SA: "More of a team now." Photo by Kim Van Bruggen North Centre riding. NDP finding enough public ser- anonymous person gave the come of the election. dancer to join the parliament. Apprentice Training vice announcements to fill quotes, but lo and behold, In Nicaragua, when Daniel The popular porno star knows of threats or death tolls after Program-The Liberals said in the white space, to Bortoluzzi was out of Ortega became president, the very little about politics but is election results. The Canadian they would provide money to By Jill Bemi editor-in-chief isn't as easy town...a.k.a. unavailable opposition parties boycotted not afraid to speak her mind in election process is perhaps one of the few that truly allows the pay students' wages while they The New Democratic Party as I thought it would be. for comment. the election. Ortega's men parliament. are participating in on-the-job plans to increase federal fun- Heck, even the big pay raise Translation: A well- forced a few carefully selected In Mexico, the Independent people to determine the win- Enns Inspired placement programs. ding to be used for universities isn't making the transition written, accurate story men to run against the San- Revolutionary Party (PRI) has ner. any easier. By Anthony Connolly money for the SA by sharing conference has helped to fix Canada Scholar Program-A and community colleges relies on balance, covering dinista leader. Miraculously, won every election since the Nevertheless, despite the national scholarship fund will throughout the provinces, if An article in the Nov. 7 all the angles, getting both those running against Ortega 1960s. Although national and power of the Canadian voter, "One person couldn't have costs with other colleges when some of the programming pro- issue of the Projector rattl- it comes to booking bands. In- blems here at the college, Enns be established for high school the NDP win the Nov. 21 elec- sides. This story lacked found themselves in the mid- international polls show a election turnout is never as done it all,' Colette students who excell tion. ed a few cages and even these things because a dle of a scandal that involved massive lack of support for the high as expected. An approx- Odowichuk, RRCC Students' stead of just one college book- academically and participate According to NDP MP for caused a tear or two. Well, crucial piece of the puzzle extortion, sex and prostitu- PRI, the party usually wins by imate 25 per cent of the elec- Association president said on ing a band, three or four col- said there are no difficulties in extra-curricular activities. Winnipeg Birds Hill, Bill it's time to fill in the gaps to was missing. tion. Ortega was then the best a wide margin of votes. The torate abstains itself from the why they took two programm- leges will book the same band with programming. this saga, and as the guy and therefore save money in "We need creative inspira- Winners of the award will Blaikie, an NDP government Even a murderer gets a man for the job. president of Mexico is usually election process. ing staff members with them receive money to go to any with the last word around chance to speak before In El Salvador, prior to related in some way to any of Perhaps these apathetic or to a conference held in the the long run. tion," he added. would allow students to university or college in the here, I'm going to be the sentencing. We should President Duarte, the official the 200 families that dominate apolitical Canadians would United States. receive education money more Enns said he saw the con- This inspiration wrought country to train in any field. easily. story-teller. have remanded the story party (PCN) took the ballots the country. prefer elections similar to "We (the SA) divided On page one of the issue ference as a forum of ideas; from Storm Lake, Iowa comes National Literacy "Post-secondary education until Bortoluzzi was back in from the voters and replaced In the U.S.A. it is not the those in other countries. resources between Kathy and ideas he is willing to tackle. in the form of some unusual in question, the headline town. them with their own. The last popular vote that determines Blair," the president said. Campaign-An awareness cam- is tougher to afford for He was knocked off his creatures to our campus, the paign will be established to students," Blaikie said. read, "CJOB Action Line As for CJOB, their of- few elections have been fair who takes the Oval Office. M.E.A. Sevillano There were no less than 16 Draws Few Students". guard, though, and hit over SA executive said. emphasize the importance of "We need increased loans, ficial statement read that individual programming ses- the head with a symbolic You'd think the picture ac- they were pleased with the sions for Blair and Kathy to There's a giant beer bottle in the basic two R's. reading and outright grants and increased sledgehammer, he said. companying the article Action Line show from Ohnten by Kim Van Rrie00An attend, Anne Courtney, SA the Tower Lounge and an writing. Money will also be overall government support enormous-bomb-of-a-ioint in provided to help Canadians would tell the story. It's a RRCC. „ public relations director said. "I kind of expected there for universities and colleges. good preface, but for the learn these basics. "We're slipping back into a End of story. The District 10 Association would be leaders to take me by Building A, all part of drug whole tale, let's read bet- Cripes. Writing about the of College Unions conference, the hand, give me instructions. Encounter Canada-The situation that post-secondary awareness week. country's youth will have the ween the lines. woes of the Minnesota held last week in Iowa, was Right away I realized that's education is available to those The Projector made a A poster has been set up opportunity to work in third- who can afford it," he added. North Stars was much, very program orientated, Dar- not what I was going to get." near the satellite television mistake allowing the quotes much easier. It seemed to cy Ballance, SA vice-president world countries for a year. Blaikie blames the current screen in the Tower Lounge to The federal government will of an "anonymous come so natural. said. What Enns did get was Conservative government for spokesman from CJOB" to Due to this, the SA had no solicite suggestions on what also pay the students for their cutting funds for education. be used in the article. It was knocked over the head with work in anything from com- problem choosing to let both the idea of student unity in the students wish to see on the lof- "We would increase the unprofessional and the program director Kathy ty screen. munity service to environmen- amount of federal money go- form of a student union tal clean-up. unethical, and from this Bortoluzzi and her assistant building. ing to the provinces and go program director Blair Enns to Currently, due to an idea More funding to back to a cost-sharing pro- universities-But the conference, Odowichuk The American university presented at the conference, they wouldn't gram so the government is say how much. said. system, he said, thrives on stu- Enns is working on securing more accountable for their Enns said it was an excellent dent unity which is centered first-run movies for screening Although the Liberal Party spending," he said. opportunity to make contacts, around the student union in the Tower Lounge. wouldn't say how much their Blaikie said some of the which are important when building. Enns admits there are pro- promises would cost, Dr. money will come from the booking bands or speakers. Although Enns was amazed blems with the idea, but he is Pagtakhan did say he would NDP's plan to tax corpora- The assistant programming by the conference's ideas, he trying to iron them out. like to see the $8 million tions more heavily. director said that by going he said he is realistic about pro- Are all these things done to nuclear submarine program "It's a question of priorities was able to make the contacts gramming at Red River. make the SA more visible? budget cut in half to provide to reallocate money being work in the way of saving When asked whether the The SA said yes. money for other programs. spent elsewhere. We'd generate revenue through fair taxes on the corporate sector I and the wealthy," he said. r ?am. He added that the NDP believes the money it will 0 spend on education will pro- RRCC 1st big snow was pretty for the eyes - not for driving or warning. Tory duce a more skilled work force in the future. Editor-in-Chief Jason Bell News Editor Anthony Connolly By Ed McKenna Entertainment Editor Marc Grant Youth issues are on the Sports Editor Gene Still The Projector is pleased to back burner during the federal Production Diana Giesbrecht election while the government What would you like to be focuses on the Free Trade The Projector is written and compiled every two accept letters to the Editor. debate, Garth Dawley, Con- when you grow up? weeks by Red River students for Red River students. If you have any comments regarding the servative candidate for Win- paper, please contact us in Trailer 'K' next to the nipeg South Centre, said last student parking lot. At least four people read week. "There's been so much on 632-2479 Free Trade by our opponents The Projector, and the next that we haven't been able to focus on youth," Dawley said. • r-••••.t.; L page has been reserved for their Dawley said the concerns of No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter Boy today's youth are issues that The commissioner must have been steamed! affect the whole country. someone else's draft. -H. G. Wells comments.

-4 Page 4 Monday, November 21, 1988 Monday, November 21, 1988 Page 5 Letters To The Editor Amnesty International: Projector Slammed RRCC Student Chairperson Dear Editor, poor turnout lay entirely on The Creative Communica- Reviewer the shoulders of Program tions course is an excellent Freedom of the press is a By Stan Stubbs cornerstone on which our Director Kathy Bortoluzzi. course that turns out many ordinated the Urgent Action prisoners. Letter writing can society is built. The press must This person portrayed Miss outstanding journalists and Sting, Peter Gabriel, Bruce Network, co-ordinated the be very effective. Accussed editors. Presumably, the campaign on behalf of a "Not every case has the have the freedom to cover any Bortoluzzi as unprofessional Pro- Springsteen and the E-Street story they see fit. In a and inept. jector takes the better of these Band, Tracy Chapman and Bulgarian prisoner, and given result that we may want, but the majority of cases that Dear Editor, Ms. Bigourdan feels the democratic system of checks As a participant in the students and gives them a Youssou N'Dour recently par- countless speeches to school, In your Nov. 7 issue of the pursuit Sarah's lawyer takes is and balances, this is one of the organization, I can tell you work arena in which to refine ticipated in the Human Rights church or community groups. Amnesty International takes Projector, a movie review was "typical and rather dull". most crucial safeguards that these malicious remarks and exhibit their skill. Now worldwide music tour At the national level, up result in some improvement written about The Accused. This "typical and rather dull" against injustice of any kind, are not merely far removed Is this the best we can do? sponsored by Amnesty Inter- s Bogoch has served on the na- in the prisoner's condition," The Accused is a true story. course of action ended up a by people or government. from the truth, they are dead- What happened to profes- national that brought music tional Board of Directors and Bogoch said. Liz Bigourdan forgot to men- landmark case. One might However, with this incredi- wrong. But that is not the sionalism? What happened to and a message of human rights served as Vice-President of the Bogoch has seen firsthand tio this harsh fact. Instead, even say "movie-worthy". ble freedom comes an equally issue. The issue: these remarks accountability? What happen- to millions of people. Canadian Section of Amnesty just how effective this work Ms. Bigourdan concentrated The young lad who reported incredible responsibility. The were printed—words from the ed to taking the responsibility Sheil Bogoch, a second-year International in 1983. can be. She co-ordinated the more on the violence and ac- the rape and later worsened his press has the responsibility to mouth of one frustrated, with the freedom? childcare services student at The Chair of Group 19 (the letter writing activities on tion of the movie. I feel that if "rapist pals" sentence was corroborate its facts, to check disgruntled person; words Ultimately, when something Red River Community Col- local chapter) co-ordinates the behalf of a Bulgarian prisoner, she were to have concentrated spoken of as "wimpy" by Ms. and recheck its sources, and that, although newsworthy, like this happens, the editors lege, is the Chairperson of the activities of executive Remzi Ucan, for a number of on the emotions involved in a Bigourdan. This brave young above all, to give the public a made up less than half the must stand up and be accoun- Amnesty International group members and does a lot of years. In September 1987, he was released and she received a rape, a better review would man deserves recognition in a balanced, unbiased represen- story. Less than half the story table. In this instance, he did in Winnipeg. speaking as the representative have been written. positive light, not the shaded tation of the facts. with even less truth. The only not. He quit. David Somers "Amnesty International is a of the group. She also main- letter from him thanking Ms. Bigourdan says that candle Ms. Bigourdan has sup- Any first-year journalism attempt to cover the other side landed a job in the real world worldwide non-partisan tains links with the national everyone for their effort on his behalf. Sarah's (the rape victim's plied. student will tell you there are were the words "Kathy Bor- and the last issue of the Pro- human rights organization. office in Ottawa and other The Winnipeg group cur- name terrorizing and life- Ms. Bigourdan says the only at least two sides to every toluzzi was in Storm Lake, jector was his last. He didn't The organization has three groups in Canada, and keeps changing ordeal was "movie- "noteworthy" scene is one in story, and all sides must be Iowa at press time and could have to account for anything; major goals. We work for the local members informed of rently works on two individual prisoner cases that Bogoch worthy". In the movie (in real which a man from the bar who represented equally. That not be reached for comment." he was not here when the release of people we call what is happening at the na- life, too; let's not forget that witnessed and encouraged the same student will tell you the Press time for the last Pro- Projector hit the hallways. `prisoners of conscience'— tional and international level. provided details about. Chai Thye Poh has been a important fact) Sarah was rape maddeningly taunts press has to be accountable for jector issue was Wednesday. So, who makes sure that OW men and women detained sole- The work of Amnesty Inter- prisoner of the government of raped by three "men" as a Sarah to the point where she everything it lays in prim. Nov. 2. Kathy Bortoluzzi left paper doesn't become a home ly because of their beliefs of national is quite simple. The crowded bar looked on with has no other escape (physical Freedom and Responsibili- for Storm Lake, Iowa at 10:00 for one-sided journalism? origins. We work for fair trials organization attempts to raise Singapore for over 22 years. enthusiasm, cheering and en- or emotional) but to ram his ty. It's a package deal. You a.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2. Who makes sure this does not for all political prisoners. We public consciousness about the He was a lecturer at Singapore couraging the rape. truck. cannot take liberties with one DOB's Action Line was here happen again? also work to end torture and human rights violations that University and a leading op- After watching the film, a Ms. Bigourdan feels the Myr and turn your back on the on Oct. 25. Seven days. Seven You do. I do. We all do. We capital punishment are occuring worldwide by position politician. real-life story, Ms. Bigourdan (real life, too; let's not forget other. But the Projector has. days the Projector sat on these are the last safeguard in a long everywhere," Bogoch said. highlighting the plight of in- Chai is held under the Inter- felt "it attempts to play that fact) "abruptly ends witl - Last issue (Nov. 7), the quotes and did nothing to cor- line of checks and balances Bogoch has been involved dividual prisoners. nal Security Act which allows strongly on the viewer's emo- a cliche, sappy little ending.' ' front page article "CJOB Ac- roborate them. One has to that keep everybody, every in- with this unique organization Amnesty members write the government to keep him in detention under a succession tions". The film does not have Perhaps she feels Sarah should t i on Li ne D raws F ew wonder if the journalist who stitution, honest. We are ac- for over 12 years, and has courteous letters to govern- Humberto Fuento Rodriguez to "play" on the viewer's get raped again, or maybe so- Students" is a testament to wrote the article did not bump countable to our school paper. served in a host of different ment leaders in differnt coun- of two year renewable deten- emotions. If you are not meone should get shot, or this. The story was on lack of into Miss Bortoluzzi in the But even more so, our school roles within the organization. tries asking them to take ac- tion orders. He has never been charged or tried. somehow affected by this film perhaps Freddy Kreuger student interest and par- halls, let alone make an effort paper is accountable to us. Locally, she has co- tion on behalf of individual I think something must be should snik away at Sarah's ticipants in Peter Warren's to contact her. In our refusal to make Amnesty International Fuentes is one of the Winnipeg to celebrate the 40th wrong with you. She calls cer- face. Action Line, which CJOB One has to wonder whether ourselves heard, we have fail- believes that Chai is a political thousands of people who have %oiliest. Intcrnatiunal anniversary of the signing of tain shots "weak and whiney Sarah's ordeal, the film The brought to the college on Oct. the article and the words ed to institute the last check. prisoner of conscience and will disappeared in Chile under the the Universal Declaration of pout shots". Anyone who Accused are one and the same. 25. "Kathy Bortoluzzi was in Let us not fail again! continue to work on his behalf Pinochet government. Human Rights. criticizes others' emotions in Sarah's rape should not be The article quoted an Storm Lake, Iowa" w.!re not c2 On Friday, Dec. 6, Amnesty times of grief for not reacting called dull, or too long, nor unidentified CJOB employee already on paper before Miss Blair Inns until his case is resolved. After In 1985, information was International will hold a up to the onlookers' expecta- should her friends who sup- as saying the blame for the Bortoluzzi had left town. SA Program Assistant 22 years of imprisonment, revealed about what probably benefit concert at the West tions either watch too many ported her during her trail be there are concerns about his happened to Sr. Fuentes when End Cultural Centre. Ticket soap operas or are cold and called wimpy or over emo- health and possible failing eye- a former Chilean security of- information is available by analytical. I think Liz must tional. sight. ficer living in Venezuela phoning 261-3960. watch too many soaps. Everyone everywhere knows testified about some of the The work on behalf of Ms. Bigourdan says "the someone who has been raped " "'"u”gu Humberto Fuente cases that he recalled. political prisoners involves Rodriguez was a Chilean trade bar scene is weakened by the or sexually abused in some conspIRICY.OF wet, He described how Sr. dealing with repressive and long delay preceding it". If way, whether they realize they The Projector is looking unionist and a political oppo- Fuentes had been taken from unresponsive governments she wants dirt and action right know a victim or not. If I were for poems, creative around the world. Often, the away, I suggest she rent a ever raped, I would hate to be nent of the government of his cell while heavily drugged essays General Augusto Pinochet. and flown out over the Pacific work can seem endless and Schwartzenegger movie. If she told to do a retake because it futile. Sheila Bogoch and wants real life, she will have to wasn't exciting enough last and short stories for On Nov. 4, 1975, he was taken Ocean with a number of other it's second annual literary prisoners. The stomachs of the other dedicated members are put up with the dull moments time. from his home by members of sustained in their work by before a rape. supplement. Submissons the Chilean security forces. prisoners were slit and they their conviction that it will Ms. Bigourdan feels the bar are Despite witnesses to his ar- were tossed into the ocean. make a difference. scene (in which the rape takes This is my opinion. due Dec. 23, 1988. rest and subsequent detention, There are a number of up- Very sincerely, place) is too long. I bet the vic- They can be dropped the Chilean government has "It is better to light a candle tim feels the rape was long than to close a curtain. At best off at Trailer K or in refused to acknowledge that coming Amnesty International too. Yolanna Yerex he was ever a prisoner or to activities. On Dec. 10, the we will bring a prisoner real the purple mailbox in the undertake an investigation in- local group will participate in relief, and at least we bring the SA office. prisoner hope," Bogoch said. Bogoch reads the release letter. to his disappearance. Sr. a program at the University of Good and Bad

Dear Editor, The office staff, thanks to Dear Editor, Gene Boubard, had the We have read with some hilarious occasion to read the concern your story regarding Projector for the first time last the recent appearance of the week. CJOB Action Line for a Besides the excellent broadcast from the Black Lec- editorials and news articles, ture Theatre. For the record, the "Horrorscopes" are a riot. we would like to state that We are already waiting for the CJOB was very pleased with next publication. It's the best the content of this program laugh we've had as a staff and and we are satisfied that Kathy makes for a fun atmosphere Bortoluzzi handled the for the rest of the week. necessary preparations for the Just wanted you to know, broadcast on behalf of the col- "We think you put out a fun lege in a suitable manner. MANITOBA'S paper, well written, to meet We do not believe that the the reading needs of article genuinely reflected the HEART& everyone". facts and do not agree with the Sincerely, remarks attributed to us by the writer. STROKIE Doris Perron Yours sincerely, FUNDV Administrator D.K. Sexsmith (Business Learning Oppor- Program Director tunities Program) Kathy Bortoluzzi mans the Drug Awareness Booth. Please give to the research that saves more lives Don Ayre & Assoc. Inc. CTOB.68 • ...... • Mb. • 1 • I • • .• ••

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HUMAN RIGHTS NOW! By Marc Grant her in a mock-whining tone, A behind the scenes glimpse causing her to retreat to her of the kind of dynamism that office, only to emerge a mo- goes into the production of ment later armed with an APPEAL your student paper: Exacto-knife. 8:30 am-Trailer K, home of 3:30 pm-Anthony thinks he RRCC's Projector, awaits the can sing, causing the staff to arrival of the editorial staff. complain. Alone in her office, Diana 4:00 pm-Diana types late ar- ALL HUMAN BEINGS are born free and equal in dignity and rights. relishes every moment of ticles, makes prints and com- silence. pletes late ads in an attempt to 9:00 am-One by one the staff leave at 4 pm. comes in, each complaining 4:05 pm-Diana leaves, allow- THIS is the historic promise of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, about having to get up so early ing the editorial staff to make for layout of the paper. attacks about her behind her proclaimed by governments in the United Nations 40 years ago. 9:30 am-The staff estimates back. the size of the paper and corn- 4:30 pm-PR Director Anne plains about getting up so ear- Courtney walks in and editors WE, the undersigned, add our names to this great declaration, demanding that ly. start acting like construction 10:00 am-Each editor starts to workers by making suggestive it be respected by all governments throughout the world. lay out his section while com- hoot and hollers. Frightened, plaining about being so tired. Anne quickly leaves. 10:30 am-Late articles start to 5:00 pm-Deeply absorbed in arrive for Diana to typeset. their work, editorial staff piles IN COUNTRY AFTER COUNTRY even the right to speak up in defence She complains about getting around the front door, staring of human rights is being crushed. Thousands have been jailed and tortured for late articles while the editorial at people walking past. staff is still crabby about get- The private, ultra-modern Trailer K 5:30 pm-Staff becomes very demanding and exercising their rights. Many have "disappeared" or been killed. ting up so early. vocal at people walking past. 11:00 am-Jason complains 6:00 pm-Jason complains about being hungry, Anthony about being hungry, Anthony complains about his lack of complains about typesetting THESE ABUSES MUST STOP. We call on all governments to ratify the sleep, Diana complains about the headlines, Marc complains more late articles. Marc just The Projector about all the complaining. world's human rights treaties, to bring their own laws and practices into line whines. 6:30 pm-Everyone complains 11:30 am-Jason goes to get the about how late they're going with them and to act to protect human rights. worldwide. chicken, pizza and Coke. An- to be laying out headlines. thony complains about 7:00 pm-The paper is finished Layout and all agree on how good it Diana's complaining, which causes Diana to complain looks. The last thing to do is pm-Accusations fly about ON BEHALF OF THE VICTIMS who have been seized and silenced, we about having the writers get "There's a certain beauty in 1:30 thony team up, causing Marc choose this week's color. their articles in on time. Marc gorging yourself on pizza and who's carrying the pungent to cry. 12:30 am-The color this week appeal to every government and to the United Nations to protect all those, chicken." "aura of chicken" odour. will be red. Anthony and Marc whines even louder. 2:30 pm-Marc makes a strong pm-Everyone complains Everyone starts to complain complain about taking the bus wherever they may be, who raise their voices in defence of human rights. 12:00 1:00 pm-The staff complains about the rotting chicken comeback, turning Jason and about how long it is taking home. about eating too much. Busy smell. Anthony against each other. 12:31 am-Trailer K is quiet Jason to return with the food. typing up late articles, Diana pm-The staff become 3:00 pm-Diana complains PRINT NAME ADDRESS SIGNATURE pin-Content, everyone 2:00 once again, alone with the 12:30 REALLY abusive towards about wanting to leave at 4 eats. As ex-Editor-in-Chief emerges to find there is no gently wafting perfume of each other. Jason and An- pm. Editorial staff mimicks David Somers once said: food left for her. She whines. chicken. Horrorscopes

GEMINI VIRGO LIBRA CAPRICORN (May 21-June 20): (August 23-September 22): (September 23-October 23): (December 22-January 20): The planets align to create Concentrate on positive im- The sun enters your house Lock the doors, brace the chaos and havoc in your life. age and ability to bounce and things get very hot. He'll windows, pull the shades and Everything you ever put away back. Don't feel bad that take long showers, drink then go back to bed and pull and forgot about in your life Mickey Mouse didn't invite everything in sight and yell the covers over your head. If comes back at you you to his 60th birthday party. drunken obscenities at the youare in a public place while simultaneously. Sure, it's nice Don't feel bad. Rumour has it new, slimmer Oprah. Expect reading this, calmly run home to get the keys back, but that that Goofy wasn't invited to eat a lot of toast and have a shrieking. Don't ask any ques- tuna sandwich has gotten pret- either. bad sunburn. tions—JUST DO IT! ty gamey over the years. HURRY! It may be in there with you already...

CANCER ARIES (June 21-July 22): TAURUS PISCES (March 21-April 19): Concentration will be dif- (April 20-May20): (February 20-March 20): You move up in the coming ficult for the next few weeks. A post-hypnotic suggestion You accidentally drink a weeks, career-wise, as the Your mind will have the from one of those "stop- batch of contaminated planets line up favorably. You tendency to wander. Certain smoking" clinics goes horribly radioactive coffee and grow to land the job of programming realizations, like the fact that astray. You regain con- monstrous proportions. You for those hallway T.V. the Canadian Shield is not an sciousness to find yourself plan to find your enemies and monitors. Lonliness figures IUD, may send you into smothered in mustard and By Clarence Voyance and crush them like gnats between prominently in your future. traumatic shock. Take a deep coconut flakes while you per- your toes. That is, until you Miss Tysism breath and forget it. This too form air guitar to Golden Ear- realize that you've ripped out shall pass...like yesterday's ring 's "Radar Love". of your clothes and that all of corn. Spotlight on new identity and = 2 those little flaws on your nak- co w a new location. w ed body have become HUGE, c too. 7cn.) E a) D O ct 0 SAGITTARIUS (November 23-December 21): LEO SCORPIO Your pet tries to hypnotize (July 23-August 22): (October 24-November 22): you into using microwaves Lunar cycle indicates mass Submitted for your ap- from your microwave oven. confusion resulting in personal proval: your average Scorpio, AQUARIUS Send a UNICEF card, Your lover's body has been in- turmoil. You become obsessed lost alone and confused. Im- (January 21-February 19): Save a child's life. habited by space aliens who with just exactly which pro- agining that everyone You get a taste of hell this AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL. 130 SLATER ducts may be affected by the looks—and speaks—like Rod week as the glands in your STREET, TT•: son, OTTANA'• ON'TA run, I:1P want to eat your eyes. Your CFn. parents are rubbing balloons impending Free Trade deal. Serling. But in reality, they are mouth produce saliva non- against their heads and talk Just exactly what restrictions trying to do something that stop. Stock up on sponges and unicef will be placed on kinky might inject excitment into get used to the nickname with great fascination about For a free ■.car-round UNICEF brochure contact: the Hindenburg crash. Other underwear, chocolate pudding their otherwise worthless life. "Drool Bunny". They don't than that, things are pretty ho- and leather goods. Try not to A worthless life lived out...in all Aquarius the water-bearer for nothing, hmm? OR call toll-free 1-800-268-6364 (Operator 509) hum. let it distract you. the Twilight Zone.

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A student in RRCC's Fish Recognition course, Bernie Mostel, picks his favorites for this issue:

A Good Read: By Jennifer Redston Mona Lisa Overdrive Three black women run on- and Nomula Qosha. Not only their accents create a melody, by William Gibson to the floor stage cowering and are they South Africa's first making you expect the next "Even though he doesn't write about fish, he's still a powerful mimicking the sound of a black women's theatre group, line to be in verse. Mampom- sci-fi author." police helicopter circling they are the first group of po clutches her belly and, above them. They are black women actors ever to rocking back and forth, she A Good Record: hawkers, selling chickens and leave South Africa and tour cries to a white solider, Truth and Soul oranges in a South African with a play. by Fishbone township on the outskirts of "When I delivered my baby I "I love their name." Cape Town. Vusisizwe means "wake up was heavy with the pain of South African women featured in play. The evening breaks into the nation" and the title of the labor. I thought I was deliver- A Good Film (current): high energy stories, song, play, You Strike the Woman, ing a baby but it was a victim A Fish Called Wanda dance and mime. The women You Strike the Rock, is taken of oppression." "The title was deceptive but it was a good film anyway." use their voices for all the from a protest song that com- shoes because they are for- The experiences are varied sound effects from wailing memorated a march of Despite such strong cably separated from their but are all linked by the sirens to wailing babies. Their women, 20,000 strong, in statements, Poppy, who plays working husbands who do not general struggle of the black A Good Film (video): props are minimal, and a 1956. Mambhele, says, "Women always send money. woman against the power of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home stark, black drop-sheet serves The women assembled should not take this as a piece the state, the power of man, "When Captain Kirk saved those humpback whales at the The women wait in post of- and the power of money. end, my skin was all tingly." as the setting. Mambhele, peacefully to protest the deci- of theatre full of slogans. They fice lines for their husbands' Mampompo and Sdula The fact that You Strike the sion to impose pass laws on should think of what is behind paycheques, with hundreds of sometimes focus on the au- black women. They gave a Woman, You Strike the Rock A Good Play: dience and sometimes speak in warning that the actresses gave the slogans. These words come other women, while an indif- focuses on the ordinary pro- The Third Ascent Afrikaner as they act out the again at the end of the play. out of the stomach; out of the ferent clerk sips tea on her blems of ordinary people "The main character was kind of fishy." daily struggles black women With fists of solidarity clench- heart." break. makes it even more powerful. must endure under apartheid. ed, and after a standing ova- The play is obviously Perhaps international au- The Vusisizwe Player's You tion from the audience, the They are sexually abused by diences will better understand FASTER THAN TRANSITTOM (WELL. HULLO CAPTAIN \NELL, I SEE BY YOUR WHAT Z, I SPEND TEN MONTHS OUT political, but what it does best ' I'M YOUR COUNSELLOR, FILE THAT PRIOR TO YOUR OF MY LIFE , WORK MY BUTT OFF IN Strike the Woman, You Strike three women sang to President is humanize the common hard- employers. They must travel the injustice of apartheid if its WHEN YOUR:: LATE FOR CLASS. MR. WHUMPTHUUDER . ENTRANT_ E AT R.R.C.C. YOU THAT COURSE, MY TEACHER, MR. KENT the Rock began its interna- Botha: ships of the women who have far to visit their husbands in impact is shown to them at a MORE POWERFUL THAN PRO- tional tour in New York and BEEN WAITING LONG? DIDN'T HAVE A 30e. SAID I WAS AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS "Now you have touched the three strokes against them: workers' hostels, if they can grass roots level. JECTOR EDITORIALS_ ABLE TO AND YOU'RE TELLING ME IT WAS played this weekend at the women, you have touched the they are black, they are COP QUICKIES IN A SINGLES YEAH NOW I LAVE Ai TOTAL WASTE OF T/AAE e Centre Culturel Franco- rock, you have dislodged a women and they are poor. afford to. Once there, the ' SAP. . RRCC's OWN HERO._ bk TRADE. . Unfortunately, the only au- LISCENSED Manitobain. The three women boulder, you will be crushed." couples must create their own LA SUPER NO, NOT REALLY who make up the cast of the The play is loaded with diences that will see You Strike U HERO- CAPTAIN. The women dream of good intimacy in a room full of the Woman, You Strike the W WHAT 00 YOU Vusisizwe Players are Poppy powerful words. The women's lives for their children but they strangers. The women leave (WELL- SORRY > BUT MEAN ? Tsira, Thobeka Maqhutyana voices are just as powerful and can barely afford to buy them Rock are the ones that don't PA: THERE AREN'T ANY feeling degraded. need any convincing. NOW WE KNOW vVHA T KIND OPENINGS ANYWHE RE DON'T IN MANITOBA FOR. OF JOB YOU • 'd HAVE crew tons• Helping at Horn. and Abroad Ascent Uplifting Play CAPTAIN APATHY GOOD. WE LIKE By Laura Jean Stewart THE MEETS THE TO BE ON MANPOWER COUNSELLOR . OUR TOES The theme of man versus concise production. There are the effect of lighting. The set is Chief Mountain only twice. HANDCRAFTS mountain is a common one in only six actors, and between simple and quite bare, The third ascent referred to in plays and novels, so it is them they portray Stimson, primarily a structure resembl- the title is Stimson's spiritual THAT refreshing to see a production and Tommy, his guide, at ing a child's jungle gym. It is climb back to a peaceful state CHANGE that goes beyond the obvious. three crucial stages in life. used with surprising success as of mind. The Third Ascent by Frank THE They also take on smaller roles a mountain, and occasionally, The Third Ascent plays at Moher is currently playing at such as politicians, reporters, the White House. Prairie Theatre Exchange until WORLD the Prairie Theatre Exchange. scientists and friends of Stim- Henry Stimson climbed Dec. 11. The Instead of a play about a man son. conquering a mountain, it is a eport Comm nication play about a man who loses his At first it was confusing, as ock soul and climbs the mountain all players appear together. Ettserve to get it back. Then the pattern becomes Dist. clear—Hank represents Stim- Artist Song Henry Stimson was a real Big League CAP Reserve your future person, the first white man to son in his 20s, in his 50s he is 1. and Red Rider 2. David Drew Green Eyed Lady MCA climb the sacred Chief Moun- called Henry, and in his 80s I'm Not Your Man CBS it's Stimson. The guide goes 3. Tommy Conwell & the Young Rumblers Are you a full-time, post-secondary tain near Cardston, Alberta. Tall Cool One WEA student in engineering or computer But the play is not about that. from Tom to Tommy to 4. Robert Plant 5. Bad Company Bad Man WEA science? It is about the fact that Stim- Thomas as he ages. Lay Your Hands On Me POLY son went on to become When you see Red Cross 6. Bon Jovi Apply now for Officer's training in Jerry Franken plays Stim- crafts and toys on sale. 7. The Northern Pikes Walk Away CAP Secretary of War for the son and is on stage for most of Wild Wild West WEA technical subjects and practical United States, and it was his you have a chance to 8. The Escape Club the play. While others are por- change the world. Pro- 9. John Cougar Rave On WEA leadership, part-time on evenings decision to drop the atomic traying the younger Stimson, Last Night WEA and weekends, and get up to bomb on Hiroshima. ceeds from the volunteer- 10. The Travelling Wilburys Franken's character is in the made creations are used four months summer employment Within the limited confines shadows on stage, listening. of PTE's stage, the actors are in third world nations to Top Report and travel. able, through a criss-crossing Stimson appears to be reliving promote health education Angel of Harlem MCA and self-sufficiency. 1. U2 Take advantage of the opportunity type of flashback, to show you his past and the awful event 2. Was Not Was Spy In the House of Love POLY for experience and a part-time how Stimson changes. that haunts him. Franken When you buy a gift. Peace In Our Time POLY make it count. Buy 3. Big Country career. He begins as an eager, shows us the torment that 4. The Spoons When Time Turns Around CAP idealistic young lawyer, in awe Stimson must feel. Red Cross Creations Big Thing CAP and change the world. 5. Duran Duran For more information, contact: of the Indian legends surroun- Thomas is played by Gar- 6. The Sugar Cubes Delicious Demon WEA ding Chief Mountain, and It's 735 (Winnipeg) rison Chrisjohn, the oldest of 7. Hot House Flowers Don't Go POLY Communication Regiment ages to a sad, despairing old the three guides. He verbally 8. 54.40 One Day in Your Life WEA your Minto Armoury man. He believed in the legend attacks Stimson when he finds + Tropical Storm CAP 969 St. Matthews Avenue The Canadian 9. Stanley Jordan of the Thunderbird, that clim- Groove Master MCA choice, Winnipeg, Manitoba out he was responsible for the Red Cross Society 10. Arrow R3G 0J7 783-4758 bing the mountain was a bombing, and in one of the your spiritual test, and that you most effective scenes in the Also Mentionable would be stronger for doing it. play, accuses him of future. Somehow, Stimson changed desecrating the sacred moun- Siouxsie and the Ban Sheets Peep Show POLY into a man who could believe tain. As Thomas and also as Transfusion Vamp Rop Art MCA it was in everyone's ultimate Jimmy Byrnes, Secretary of ONLY YOU CAN Michelle Shocked Short Sharp Shocked POLY best to drop an atomic bomb State, Chrisjohn does a con- GIVE THE GIFT R.E.M. Eponymous MCA on Japan. vincing job. Oingo Boingo Boingo Live MCA Tom Anniko, the play's A creative musical score and OF LIFE! Fishbone Truth and Soul CBS ARMED FORCES director, has worked a small sound effects add greatly to Eddie Money Nothing to Lose CBS cast and tiny stage into a tight, the mood of the play, as does Jerry Franken as Stimson •

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Monday, November 21, 1988 Monday, November 21, 1988 Page 11 Page 10 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Gone Hollywood Misanthropist's Corner Bird Ott efaut E.T. - Go Home * By Harlen L. Barker, Knowing people as well as I stead, this kid took him into * Esq. do, I bet they'd probably have the house. Where was this kid when I * By C. Corneau Americans can't either, so E.T. has come home—in the baseball bat out by the • There's good news and don't let that bother you. spades. time this thing crawls within got drunk, naked and lost in You might, however, two feet of them and beat it to the woods? Will Make * bad news about today's col- The ugly little movie death. * umn. The bad news: it's think twice about Canada- monster's videtape is all over Sure, I met some farmer's * U.S. relations with John Even Herve "Tattoo" about Free Trade. The good the place, in almost every Villachez, who has a lot more wife while I was hopping * news: I don't give a damn Turner at the wheel. After retail store in the city— around on one bare foot, * about whether you support all, we all know how the in common with E.T. than the everywhere from Hallmark rest of us, would try to hit a scraping dung off the other * it or not. Americans view the word cards to Mac's convenience and screaming obsceneties, `liberal'. Better tread home run with E.T's head. * A lot of words have been stores. I tried to talk my closest but she didn't really think of Your Day * floating (or should I say carefully, John, if you Oh sure, speak against E.T. me as a cute alien who should friend out of buying the stupid * 'oozing'?) about concern- should win this one. and the public slots you in be taken into her home. * ing the Free Trade deal, The PC's have also some odd category with child video, but he waved off my * almost equal to the amount bought out Sam Reisman molesters and seal hunters. remarks with the comment Nope, to her it was just of polls we've endured over and Emmet Hall to fly the Apparently, the grotesque lit- "E.T. grows on you." some loud, nude, furry guy into melodramatic theatrics * Now there's a horrid By Randall King * the last few weeks. As you Free Trade banner. They tle horror has captured the hopping in circles who came to Charlie Parker was a genius (as was the case with Diana are especially effective in thought. molest her. (By the by, I've Ross in a similar role as Billie * would expect, many of the hearts and minds of the world. Actually, the statement did musician; an alto sax player * more profound ones have that, unlike the volatile You ask people what they done that at a party since and who helped revolutionize jazz Holliday in Lady Sings the John Crosbie, they have ac- certainly explain a lot about some girl remarked, "Oh, come from the mouths of see in the creature and they what happens to my friend with his improvisational be- Blues). politicians. tually read the agreement. usually spurt with joy, "Oh, cuuuute", so it just goes to Diane Venora plays * around closing time at the bop sound. The film Bird is a • Showing he can come Funny, but it seems there he's so cuuuuute." show you what gets tagged Parker's wife Chan cool and local pub. with that label.) chronicle of his music, his * through for us in tough are more experts trying to Sure. loves and his losing battle with strong, and every bit Charlie's soothe our questions on the I'd like to see how these His hairline recedes, his eyes Still, perhaps there is some equal. Although Chan nearly • situations, Trade Minister get huge, red and watery, then drug and alcohol dependency. * John Crosbie came up with deal than there are people react when they are lesson to all of this E.T. The surprise is that it was becomes the long-suffering legislating it. Oh well, alone in a darkened room and he gets this grin on his face business. Perhaps there is a wife, Venora is not so sym- 'illiterate' to describe one and hooks a finger in the air sensitively directed by Clint * radical student who dared politics. Go figure! some slimy brown wrinkled turn in the tide of popular opi- Eastwood. pathetic to the character that Perhaps try to remember while belching "home". nion. * challenge him. alien with billiard ball eyes, In fact, Although the film deserves she allows Chan to lose her several things today (which running forward, waving his maybe that's all Perhaps those who have * Following in his footsteps E.T. was—some drunk midget • to stand on its own merits, one edge. is election day for those of glowing finger, shouts been made to feel like freaks cannot help but be intrigued The pivotally important * was Finance Minister you in such sorry condition "home" at them in some scurrying about after the bars will finally be accepted in by Eastwood's involvement soundtrack was produced by * Michael Wilson, who's seen that you rely on people like Elmer Fuddian voice. closed. Let's face it, there was society. just some because it is such a departure Lennie Niehaus. It is largely * people with differing views me for the news). No time to think how cute stupid kid who Perhaps we could all walk from other Eastwood projects taken from actual solo tracks * as 'liars'. The Free Trade Agree- he is and God knows what found him wandering around amongst each other as (Pale Rider, Sudden Impact). by Parker and supplemented • Realizing he might fall ment is a turning point in "home" might mean in an loose and then made a big deal brothers and sisters, without Certainly the protaganist, new tracks recorded by musi- * behind, John Turner pro- Canada's history blah blah alien language. He could be about it, calling him an alien. an ill thought cast upon the the fat, chatty, tormented cians listening to those solos. * duced 'sleazy', but it was blah. And, well, sure we've saying something like "Par- I say stupid kid because if basis of looks, color, religion, Parker is the opposite number The results are beautiful and * two cheap shots against gotten no intelligent infor- don me while I shove this some drunken midget or race. of the typically lean, assured, seamlessly integrated. * one. Nice try anyway, mation from our leaders glowing hot finger in your eye sauntered up to me, waving a Yeah, I know, a lot of terse Eastwood hero. But for all its merits, Bird is John. and the only certain thing so that I might suck your brain finger and moaning "home", speculation and on this Hollywood doing what he does best. With Bird, Clint shows that not for everyone. A love of Recently, the Conser- we know is that the conse- fluid out". I'd certainly call the police. In- planet—not bloody likely. he deserves major re- jazz should be considered a * vatives have reminded us quences will be massive (not evaluation. Watching the pre-requisite for admission. * how double-crossed the good or bad, but massive). Favorite Color: red By Kathy Gambrel for every single day you pick up movie is like chiselling the Most of the action takes place * Americans would feel if the But above all, remember some form of experience. It granite veneer from a White- in darkness and some of the deal was scrapped. Cana- that we don't live in a CMOR Favorite Food: Italian * THE was a great chance. At CMOR Republican-With-A-Gun and dialogue is difficult to hear. • dians, they say, would not repressive state, we live in a Starting off small may not you learn how to work the finding this affable black The script by Joel Oliansky is Favorite Nite Spot: Scandal's be able to pass an American free country where the peo- always be the best way to the board, and how to organize hipster. long and challengingly struc- without hearing 'Indian- ple have a choice. top, but for 92 CITI FM's La- yourself," he explained. on Thursday night (How far Eastwood is a long-time jazz tured. The movie runs almost * will you go?). • giver!' muttered at them And this election day, we mont Hollywood, experience "I used to talk to people for buff and that influence is evi- three hours and though it is * bitterly. have three candidates lining at Red River's CMOR proved requests a lot. Just as I do dent in his fluid and musical worthwhile, the going can Favorite Vacation Spot: (He's Will Canadians be able to up to confuse us. Now to be an excellent beginning. here. direction. But his direction sometimes get tough. Jazz is walk the streets in America? don't you feel a whole lot ec eat c Eight years ago, gonna say Hollywood!) "I enjoyed it because it was should not overshadow the not easy. • Well, no, but the better? Promoting Canadian Hollywood, also known as good training for when you Hollywood other contributions. In interviews, Eastwood has Todd Fry, was just another move on," he said. Forest Whitaker (Good called jazz and the Western the Designers & Artists Business Administration stu- Hollywood says the basic Favorite T.V. Show: Cheers Morning Vietnam) exercises two major American art forms * Sue Do Nim will return next issue. dent here at the college. elements of radio never enormous subtlety and range and he laments their apparent * However, he admits to having change. Strangest Thing He's Ever portraying Parker stright, decline in popularity. With * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * taken the course only for As for the future, "I'm hap- Done: buried alive for charity. pissed, high or devastated with Bird Eastwood may establish something to fall back on. py working here and you can't grief. He gives a strong perfor- himself as the model of the CLOTHES Near the end of his first beat this lifestyle. I get up at mance that never degenerates American Renaissance man. year, he began missing classes

the crack of noon," he laugh- ", in favor of working at CMOR. ft Comrags ed. Coming "I ended up going to the "I want to stay on the air. radio a lot. At the time, there It's what I do best and I have • Reckless was a rule that you could only fun. Right now, I like doing do one show a week. I ended the drive home. My strongest • Bent Boys up writing false names in. point is personality radio." "I was doing two or three Hollywood's advice to the shows a week. If anyone asked Attractions prospective young D.J. is this: why, I would just say I was • Yes & No "If you believe in yourself, filling in," he said. After some you can do anything you want. Woo...why spend your leisure consideration, he decided that * * * Just keep on trying." radio was basically what he time pulling out your hair T-SHIRTS wanted to do with his life. when you can take in one of Lamont Hollywood's these: The University of Winnipeg He made up a tape of Top Five Albums: himself and with the help of a will be featuring Ilya Gerol, • Objets Comedian Barry Kennedy Foreign Editor of the Ottawa friend, found his first radio 1. Boston-debut job in Dauphin. will have you going yuk yuk Citizen for their first in a series 2. Rolling Stones-Hot Rocks yuk in the Tower Lounge on of Diplomacy Lectures. Mr. d'Art "Working at CMOR was 3. Led Zepplin-Anything great. They way I look at it, Nov. 29 at 11:45. Gerol will be speaking about 4. Lynyrd Skynyrd-Anything "Manipulating the News: • Giftware 5. INXS-Kick * * * Foreign Affairs Reporting in the USSR and the West" on And let's not forget the Nov. 23 from 12:30 to 1:20 in • Giftwear Decompression Beer Bash and theatre 3G00 at the U of W. SAY IT!! Fashion Show on Nov. 5 in the South Gym. It will run from * * * 3:30 to 7:30 pm. Tickets are $5 PRE-CHRISTMAS Your Comments Welcome and available in the SA office. Nor All Items Read * * * Marcel Marceau will be at CLEARANCE Replies Posted: Selected on a the Pantages Playhouse general interest basis. Watch for our MTC's 1949, a world Theatre on Friday, Nov. 25 at premier play, started it's run 8 pm. Tickets are $20, $18.50 response to your comments and on Nov. 7. It's the fourth in a and $15, depending upon your 751 CORYDON AVE. suggestions. series of plays centered around seat, and available through BASS outlets. Everyone is Two Locations for SAY IT! boxes: the love of Jacob and Mary Mercer. For tickets call guaranteed to have a good 453-5719 1. Near the photocopier in the LRC. 942-6537. time. 2. On the counter next to the Information Whitaker stars as sax great. OPEN SUNDAYS Desk Page 12 Monday, November 21, 1988 Rock Good Clue

By Michael Stadnyk blunders his way along, while The appeal of Without A Watson seems ready to ex- Music Like Maze Clue is elementary. plode with frustration. It's a new slapstick comedy Caine and Kingsley work about Sherlock Holmes, with well together. Caine bumbles a twist. The movie goes with around like Inspector the premise that it was Dr. Clouseau, while Kingsley rants Watson (Ben Kingsley) who and raves. It's a very broad was the . brains behind the comedy that doesn't always detective. work, but gets its share of We are told that Watson laughs nontheless. created the mythical detective Most of the proceedings are Sherlock Holmes after he pretty silly, with sight gags and himself had solved a murder explosions every few minutes. case. Fearing that a doctor be- However, the characters are ing assorted with a colorful brought to life and the plot murder would be unacceptable keeps things moving at a fast in Victorian medical circles, he pace. credited Sherlock Holmes with Director Thom Eberhardt's solving the murder. job is basically to keep things However, the public became together since the movie is enchanted with the character really a vehicle for the two Sherlock Holmes and demand- stars to cut loose. ed to see the great detective. Also on hand are Jeffrey Watson was forced to hire ac- Jones as the incompetent In- tor Reginald Kincaid (Michael spector Lestrade of Scotland Caine) to play the part. Yard, Paul Freeman as the evil Caine plays a bumbling, genius Professor Moriarty and drinking, womanizing Holmes Lysette Anthony as the femme who is constantly giving Wat- fatale. Peter Cook has a son headaches. Holmes gets all cameo appearance as the the glory, while Watson does editor of Strand magazine. all of the work. The Victorian world of Labyrinth The two of them are hired to Sherlock Holmes is turned up- By Sheri O'Donnell for save England from certain side down, but the film should "We've used Howard financial ruin when the five still please the fictional detec- CMOR especially cover bands, and yet pound note printing plates are tive's fans. we are all original and Klopak (a.k.a. Howard God) is like a maze. the ex-sound man for Orphan stolen from the Bank of Without A Clue succeeds as sometimes have to work England. a light, entertaining comedy. Labyrinth is trapped in that harder trying to get people to and Queen City Kids, Roy maze, looking for a break in Love who was the sound man What follows is a comic It's a fair deduction that the listen to us," Gruhn said. misadventure as Holmes viewer won't be disappointed. its search for gold. The gold However, their progress has on the Van Halen 5150 Tour, being an album and accep- produced a popular song and and Lyle Dyck who has work- tance by the record buying video. "Traveller" has airplay ed with Def Leppard," public. on MTN and MuchMusic. Gruhn, Didham and Ramsay The search for gold began in Though 92 CITI FM and 97 all said. 1983 when Jeff Didham, 23, CKIS FM refuse to play it, "There are very few sound who plays drums, began look- stating that it is too heavy. men we can trust, and they are ing for a name for his new "If bands that sing about worth what they ask," band. Together with Darren sex and drugs can get on, like Didham said. Keith Ramsay, 27, and Doug Huey Lewis' "I Want a New They managed to prove that Irwin, 23, who play lead guitar Drug" then why can't we, they were a top quality band and base respectively, they with our meaningful music," when they performed five of formed the band Labyrinth. Gruhn said. their songs: "Test of Souls", D'Arcy KEith Winuik, 21, He added that, "all the "Death in Darkness", who plays lead rhythm guitar music we write is original. It "Cold", "Traveller" and and Ernst Gruhn, 29, who has depth and meaning behind "Speed of the Light". sings for he band, also joined it." Their music is really catchy, to form the current line-up The band feels that it with more of a European that plays today. doesn't matter what your sound. "Right now we plan to get music means or how heavy it as far as possible in the is, if you don't have a good "We play European shortest amount of time," sound man, you don't go Melodic Rock," as summed Gruhn said. anywhere. up by Ramsay. Labyrinth is destined to Irwin amplified this when he "Go for a bargain sound man, you're gonna sound like break out of the maze that has said, "We want the band to be trapped them for so long and a serious full-time job." a bargain band," Didham said. kept them from getting the The band feels they have gold that they deserve. come too far to give up now. He also added that, "It's important to get a top-notch When asked what advice When asked if they felt they they would give new bands, were making progress as com- sound man because a lot of people don't realize that if a Didham replied, "Keep your pared to their competition, eyes and ears open. Keep try- they replied that they are not band sounds bad, it isn't always the band's fault." ing and don't give up. A lot of getting the breaks that the agents can screw you around, Barry Kennedy others have gotten. The sound men they use prove that they are a top quali- so be careful." Michael Caine "We get mad because some Some valid advice indeed. other bands get the breaks, ty band. Good Mother A Logical Movie November 29 By Lauralou Cicierski torial book. Anna seems to be Anna because of the many will find themselves question- Mr. Spock raided the adjusting well to her life as a love scenes between Anna and ing their own values. nursery again. Leonard single parent. Leo. Keaton felt people would The movie is very realistic. Nimoy's Three Men and a Then she meets and falls in not want to see her in love People who dare overlook Baby was a smash and he has love with Leo Cutter (Liam scenes at this point in her society's norms could find Tower Lounge once more included a child in Neeson), a self-employed career. Her unease is apparent themselves in either Leo's or the cast of his latest film, The sculptor who charms Anna in Anna's character but it Anna's position. Good Mother. with his Irish brogue and un- enhances her portrayal, it does Be sure to take a pouch- Sue Miller's best-selling conventional attitudes. For the not detract from it. Anna is sized pack of Kleenex to the novel of the same name serves first time in her life, Anna supposed to be unsure of theatre as the movie is a real 11:45 to 12:45 as a basis for the movie which feels a womanly pride. Her herself and wary of being hurt. tear jerker. There is one point stars Diane Keaton as Anna world is idyllic until her ex- Anna's grandmother, where Keaton breaks down Dunlop, a newly divorced husband Brian (James played be Teresa Wright, pro- during a voice-over and the single parent. Canadian Asia Naughton) sues Anna for vides the viewers with a chance viewers will be bawling right Vieria plays Molly, her 6-year- custody of their daughter as he to compare relationships of along with her. old daughter. The two share a believes Molly was involved in the past to those of today and The movie's title makes one close, loving relationship. One sexual encounters between An- she also acknowledges the dif- think of a feature on Mrs. scene has Anna sitting on Mol- na and Leo. A ferences in ethics and morals Brady from The Brady Bunch, ly's bed explaining the facts of Keaton admitted she was Diane Keaton which have evolved through but don't be fooled. life to her with the aid of a pic- reluctant to take the part of the generations. The viewers Monday, November 21, 1988 Page 14 Monday, November 21, 1988 Page 15

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"We had him rated much super bass with bass and treble play, crafts and support with credibly sexy, independently If you have any computer I'm looking for someone to higher." play. glaring example of this bad Mario Marois and Randy head- Jim Playfair, Kim Issel, Carlyle, refusing to deal them controls; within ear type community event/recreation. wealthy male for serious even- paper to spare send it to the sublet E.K. apartment for "He's a franchise player." habit. phones; Dolby NR system. CAP department. It's needed Brian Hayward for Steve Selmar Odelein (Selmar For info call Marcia at ing Scrabble games. Must Dec. 1. Suite 617, 1301 "The Oilers are ripe for an Brand new! $150 OBO Call share passion for Mr. Bubble, Penney: Here's another deal who?). These soon to be trivia He said he had Peter Douris while they still had some 783-3886 between 8:30 am & for the weekends. upset." 452-2919. 4:30 pm Mon-Fri. fishnet stockings, igneous Rothesay St. 1 bedroom; that Fergie has been criticized questions were the braintrusts rated in the top ten when they market value. The jury is still balcony; air-conditioning; in- "I had to outbid (pick any for. But was it really his fault? out on Steen, but time may be rocks and intimate encounters team) to get him." drafted him. Ninety-per-cent Hayward was often described of Oilers resident draft guru of the other NHL clubs didn't running out. on top of major appliances. door parking; indoor pool/- Sound familiar? Well, it Barry Fraser. Please submit applications in as a sensitive, intelligent even have him in the top 50 let His most costly example of The Big Sister Association sauna; close to banks, should. These are just a few human being. Everything you SEIKO men's automatic sport next Projector. -Florence N. groceries, vendors; close to memorable quotes of the now Does this mean that Fraser alone the top 10. loyalty was Morris Lukowich. needs women volunteers of all don't want in a goalie. diver's watch with date and ages (over 18) to provide a SERVICES Henderson Hwy. Only deposed John Bowie should begin checking the help A goal-scorer who was once day. 150 m water resistant; wanted section? I doubt it. He told us Kirk McCaskill friendship to young girls. 4-6 Wanted: one carnifex. I've Ferguson. Now don't get me Hayward had just lost all his was going to be a fine player one of the top left wingers in still has one year guarantee. head a headache for three days $437/month. Everything ex- wrong. Ferguson deserved to (Selmar?) hours per week for a year. For confidence here. He had a some day. Too bad it turned the NHL. 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So, in named Sandy Beadle by turn- Fergie's tenure as GM for the order to set the record The only problem was,. unlike Now what you've all been Jets? We he good, bad, 5th ANNUAL straight, let's take a look at the Hayward, he never got it back waiting for...The Ugly. ing him pro three years before average? again. he was ready. Celebrity Sports Auction good and the ugly of Fergie. What turned out to be Let's just say I was disap- First let's start with the The Draft: OK, OK... I've Fergie's greatest downfall was Another ugly part of pointed because when he was good. heard it all before. Ryan his habit of overrating players. Fergie's tenure as GM was his hired nine years ago..."I had Buffalo Short Order Cook Trades. Yes, believe it or Stewart, Peter Douris, Jimmy Calling David Babych "The stubborn loyalty to his him rated much higher". not, Fergie did make some December 3, 1988 good trades. Wynne McCullough Willy Lindstrom for Laurie Boschman: This was perhaps Fergie's best trade. He traded is now a washed-up, timid Swede for South Gym a feisty leader who was on his engaged way to a 100 point season to Red River when he was struck down by a Community tragic shoulder injury. A College shoulder that continues to THE BEAT I GOES ON Colleen Kline hinder his play to this day. 10 am to 4 pm Doug Bodger and Moe Mantha for Randy Carlyle: Although he's not the player They're A Hot Item!! he once was, Carlyle or "Kit- ty" was a stabilizing force on an inexperienced Winnipeg MANITOBA HEART blue line. Kitty gave them a GIVE FROM THE HEART FOUNDATION Some of the Items: leader, something they hadn't had since "The Shoe" Lars- —Game-worn autographed Jets Sweaters from Dale Hawerchuk, Jim Kyte, Randy Erik Sjoberg was here. Carlyle, Laurie Boschman and More! The Ugly... —10 autographed No. 99 Wayne Gretzky L.A. Kings sweaters! This may sound crazy but Ferguson never made any real —87-88 Montreal Canadiens team autographed stick! bad trades. I can hear the ft)) e howls now. What about C —Ray Bourque autographed stick! Neufeld and Hayward? Well, MA E DON ED let's take a look at these deals FOR —Dallas Cowboy cap autographed by Tom Landry! up close. David Babych for Ray THERAPEUTIC DONOR INSEMINATION PROGRAM —Minnesota Viking 8x10 picture autographed by Tom Kramer (sober)! Neufeld: This was not the Many other non-sport items such as ice chest coolers, clothes, appliances, etc! most infamous trade in the MONDAY MORNING, 7:30 AA history of the Winnipeg Jets. HE Looks DEAD TIN:WM SOME But most Winnipeg fans seem HEY DENNIS, LOOK.... THE VICTIM OF QUALIFICATIONS: MARRIED (preferably with children) CHEAP AND 5ENsELEss, to have a short memory. What OH MY (TOD, HP-5 VIOLENT CRIME, OR it amounted to at the time was UNDER 35 YEARS OF AGE Nor noviNG, ./ an average defenseman for a MAYBE SOME SAMLIIC grinding big winger. Yes, GOOD HEALTH CULT '5 tAWK)G that's right, an average HUMAN SACRIFICES defenseman. NO HISTORY OF AN STD RI THE HALLS. David Babych never was a The Projector Staff would great defenseman here in Win- AGREE TO MEDICAL EXAM

nipeg. He constantly .`„ frustrated fans with his incon- sistent play and his refusal to COMPENSATION: $50.00 PER SPECIMEN put his Paul Bunyan-like body to good use. like to welcome our new "Hit him with your purse, 4: APPLY IN WRITING TO: THE T.D.I. PROGRAM Babych" or "Get off the ice, COURSE I THOUGHT Babych" were two of the more DEPT. OF OBSTETRICS & GYNECOLOGY I SMELLED common cheers or jeers at the THERE WAS A BEER BAsH 0.V. Winnipeg arena. HEALTH SCIENCES CENTER LAST FRIDAY Neufeld, on the other hand, Editor-in-Chief, Jason Bell was an aggressive, grinding 59 EMILY ST. winger who would pop 25 to 30 goals a year. How could WINNIPEG, MB R3E OW3 Fergie -have known that Neufeld would go into the Jason was formerly Sports Editor and brings to his new post a long tank once he got here? How TEL 787-3684 was Fergie to know that list of impressive credentials. He will continue to produce a quality Babych would become a better than average defenseman for *ALL APP !CATIONS TREATED IN STRICTEST CONFIDENCE newspaper for the college. Good-luck Jason. Hartford? But don't be fooled. Whaler fans still get on the big man's •