Volume 5 Number 24, April 28, 1983 r

Questions Of Equity Raised "White Paper" Drawing Mixed Reactions On Campus by Dave Ryan

Reactions to the Student Life freshmen enter campus and choose "Peer Advisors" may be under 10 to house two sororities. Dodson af- Committee's "White Paper" have residence." Last week, following percent. firmed that the possibility of in- been mixed. Last week the Commit- dissemination of the White Paper to According to Dean Dodson, the dependents occupying Seward Hall tee released a draft of the document the University at large, lnterf rater- White Paper included a demo- in the future may be considered. to the University and made presenta- nity Council President Cort Kinker graphic model using the size of this Following the presentation of the tions to both the Faculty and Stu- claimed that the administration is at- year's Freshman class only as a White Paper to the Faculty Senate dent Senate bodies. "The four main tempting to establish "a Greek reference point to provide an il- and the Student Senate, the Student points of the White Paper are the System where guys stand around the lustration of one possible scenario. Life Committee extended an invita- provision of a common Freshman ex- house in preppy sweaters, smoke It is likely that the actual size of the tion to all interested faculty, staff perience, the strengthening of the pipes, and discuss literary themes." Class of 1985 will differ from this and students to register for a con- academic advising system, the sup- Student Senate focused on other year's freshman population to some ference on the proposals to be held port of the Greek System in its effort aspects of the paper. Senator Chad degree. The other aspect of the "All off campus next fall. Details about to complement the University's mis- Haines argued that it was counter- Freshman Campus" objection that registration are available at the sion, and abridgement of the gap productive to attempt to work Dodson believes could be false is Dean of Students Office, as well as between on-campus and off-campus towards diversity while encouraging the amount of dorm space that will from any ASUPS Senator. Next Tues- students," committee chair Jim homogeneous living groups in dor- be occupied in 1985. day night at 7:00 an Open Forum will Sorensen informed the two bodies. mitories and university rental There is the problem of equity to be held in the SUB to further discuss Faculty Senate spent the first 20 houses. Professor Albertson be considered. The Union Ave. the proposals covered by the White minutes of their discussion arguing responded by suggesting that a sororities do not have the same Paper. This weekend the Paper will about how to receive the document rhythm will be established, whereby capacity as those on campus. The be presented to the Board of procedurally. "I found the Student students who live together for their original building plans for Smith and Trustees on their Spring retreat . Senate discussion more first year will move out into a Schiff do provide for each building illuminating," Dean of Students diverse range of activities and living David Dodson told the Senators arrangements as they progress while discussion of specific aspects through the university, while retain- of the paper was being delayed. ing the friendships established in the Sorensen pointed out that the freshman year. Winterim Killed presentation was intended to be an President John Pilcher questioned invitation for discussion rather than the validity of the demographics a piece of legislation to be dealt listed in appendix C of the White with. Paper. According to the projected by Glenn Chiott Several Faculty members ques- demographics, the plan entails the tioned the intent of the White Paper. housing of 92 percent of the 1985 On Tuesday, April 26, the final system. The committee, advisory in Professor Tim Hansen stated that freshmen class in dorms. President death knell for Winterim was sound- nature, would report its recommen- the paper is written in entirely vague Pilcher alluded to the possibility of ed, during the faculty meeting in dations to the appropriate faculty and general terms. He argued that it an all-freshman residence hall Mc106. Dr. Walter Lowrie's motion committees in October. The amend- could be construed as a discussion system, which has been a popular to adopt Dean Thomas Davis' calen- ment was acceptable to both Lowrie of implementation of predetermined concern among many students. "We dar revision proposal, in principle, and Dr. William Baarsma, who had programs rather than a discussion of are certainly not committed to all passed. An amendment offered by seconded the original motion. After the programs themselves "This Freshmen Residence Halls," Dodson Dr. Michel Rocchi was also passed. discussion the motion, with Rocchi's thing seems to be materializing in assured the Senate body. The meeting Tuesday opened with amendment, passed 80-13. After the front of our eyes," said Hansen. Proponents of the "All Freshman a motion to table Lowrie's proposal vote, most of the students present The most contended aspect of the Campus" objection base their until fall. The motion was defeated left. document before Faculty Senate arguments on the projected on a voice vote. Shortly afterward, "I'm disappointed in [the was faculty involvement in residen- demographics in appendix C of the Rocchi proposed a friendly amend- faculty's] closemindedness," said tial and "cocurricular" life. "The White Paper. According to this ob- ment to Lowrie's proposal that said, ASUPS President John Pilcher. problem of compensation for in- jection, the projected 92 percent of in brief, that a committee of ad- "These people are paid to teach us tellectual preparation in 46dition to the 1985 Freshman class which ministrators, faculty and students [about decision-making]. What bet- advising, as well as evening and would live in residence halls would would be appointed by President ter way to teach than letting us take weekend time, has not been address- make up 65 percent of the total Phibbs and the chairs of the Faculty part in the decision-making ed," stated Professor Terry Cooney. number of residents living in dorms. and Student Senates. This commit- process?" President Pilcher's Cooney also charged that the Com- However, since the White Paper also tee would explore the possibilities remarks were apparently represen- mittee will have to look into ways of proposes that freshmen remain in in- the winter and summer breaks tative of the feelings of much of the building the proposed new level of dependent living space for at least would offer under the two-semester continued on oaee faculty involvement into the evalua- the fall semester of their first year, tion process without intimidating this aspect of the plan would require non-tenured faculty members. a significantly higher proportion of INSIDE While the sentiments of Faculty upperclassmen to reside in the Senate towards the formulation of predominantly greek dorms, Schiff t he document remained Smith and Seward. A liberal estimate Students must wake up now!, Editorial, page 2 predominantly skeptical, certain of the proportion of upper classmen programmatic aspects were well living in independent dorm space is Senate report discusses "White Paper", By-law validity, page 3 received. "We have got to make the about 15 percent according to the Sequoia String Quartet here May 1, One Step Beyond Greek System a more mature social demographic projections. Therefore Women in society studied, THE ISSUES, page 10 society," commented Professor it is not unlikely that the proportion Walter Lowrie. "There seems to be a of independent upperclassmen who peculiar bifurcation physically, as are not employed by the Residential well as in other ways, when Life Office as Resident Assistants or . 1 .F01.11:10.3 EDITORIAL • 'A It's Time To Wake Up Students -- NOW.

by M. Scott Hamilton

Many decisions are now being ascertained, correctly, that there is a governments in a university full of Basically, students, the ball's in made at UPS, and many major lack of initiative and direction on people constantly changing their your court. The faculty and ad- changes will come about as a result the part of UPS students, in the area academic class standing and living ministration have "run their pro- of these decisions. Winterim is being of University affairs. They are now arrangements? What happens when posals up the flagpole." They have dropped and the conditions em- acting to fill that "power void" the sophomore class president asked for the students' viewpoints, bodied in the "White Paper" will through making what they feel are becomes a junior-by-credits in the and we wouldn't be surprised if they probably be implemented. Like it or positive changes in the UPS system. middle of the year? On another tack, didn't expect solid, well thought out not, students of UPS will have to Students, meanwhile, give "knee- why shouldn't greek rush be responses. The thing to do now is to abide by these decisions, because jerk" reactions to the proposals to postponed until Spring? Why make your voice heard. Use your those who oppose them have not drop Winterim and adopt the provi- shouldn't freshmen be required to student government. That's what it's made their voices heard loud sions of the "White Paper" ("an live on campus all of their first year? there for. enough to effect any changes in agenda for discussion" - according These are just some of the ques- The way things are going now, the them. to Dean of Students David Dodson). tions UPS students will have to face, people who run this University are The whole fabric of UPS life will How much real thought has gone and find answers to, if they are to not the students. If that's the way be transformed by the changes soon into arguments against these present their positions to the ad- you, the students, think it should be, to occur. A new two-semester changes? Why shouldn't Winterim ministration and faculty on the cur- fine. If not, then you had better do academic calendar will be introduc- be dropped? Faculty members make rent and future issues which con- some constructive criticizing and do ed, replacing the current 4-1-4 an extremely valid point when they cern, more than anyone, the it fast. Winterim may have been system with a Winterim-less one. state that students have indicated students of the University dropped, and the "White Paper may Dramatically different relationships their apparent disregard for the ex- themselves. If. the students agree already be in place, but you haven't between the campus and its students perimental nature of Winterim by with, disagree with, or don't really got much time before the next deci- will be brought about by the choosing core and major classes care about all the changes in UPS sions concerning your lives at UPS changes earmarked in the "White rather than the innovative courses life being made by the administra- will be made for you. Paper." offered during this time. How can tion and faculty, then fine, their ac- As always, we welcome your com- It's not important at this point for students counter this argument? Go- tions (or inactions) in this direction ments. us to tell you what to do, or for that ing further, can they counter this will speak for themselves. matter, what specific changes are to argument? As far as changes in the occur. It's the duty of you, the residential life system go, can the students to determine what should assertions found in the "White be done, and what questions should Paper" be successfully challenged? be asked of a UPS Administration For instance, have the majority of and faculty which are now very students considered the difficulty much "in control of the game" here. (and the idiocy) of maintaining Members of these two groups have separate class and living group the (Trail Established Published Weekly September 25, 1922 During the School Year

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Students' Efforts To Save Winterim In Vain

4 by Glenn Chiott The week preceding the faculty Davis' proposal intelligently. students present. The overwhelming forms of parliamentary run-around," vote saw a flurry of activity as the Although disappointed with both the majority wanted the vote postpon- said Pilcher, commenting on the fate ASUPS Senate tried to get the vote faculty's decision and their manner ed, and approved of the original con- of his proposal. postponed. However, their efforts of implementation, he was pleased cept of Winterim. Many students and faculty felt the were to no avail, with John Pilcher's with much of the Senate's response. President Pilcher had, with the ap- concurrent presentation of the white alternate proposal being voted down He believes that the "senators work- proval of Senate, worked up an alter- paper was of co-equal significance. in both Faculty Senate and the ed really hard, and represented the nate proposal, but the faculty in Some students also have expressed general faculty meeting. students well." both the general meetings and the their hope that the winter and sum- ASUPS President John Pilcher At the Open Forum on the 20th, Faculty Senate, torpedoed his pro- mer breaks will now be coordinated spearheaded the unsuccessful cam- many students expressed their con- posal. "The Faculty Senate and the and well integrated into the two- paign to save Winterim. His main cerns about the proposal. After the faculty as a whole employed several semester system. goal was to get the vote delayed to speakers were finished, and the give students a more reasonable questioning period was ended, an in- amount of time to respond to Dean formal poll was taken of the Winterim Bites The Dust

continued from page 1 student body. The amendment was received tees to follow in deciding the exact with much the same sentiment as details of the new system. The two- the original motion. "I think it's a semester system will be adopted in token gesture...It's a way to tone the Fall of 1984. The question of down student resentment" of the which core will be dropped seems to proposal, commented Pilcher. "I be the major decision awaiting the think tnat tne stuaents are smarter faculty. The decision will be made than the administrators think they over the summer through the faculty are," commented Executive Vice- committee system. The final pro- President Holly Sabelhaus, agreeing posal will be sent to..,-the Board of with Pilcher's comments about the Trustees for approval in October. amended proposal. The final Winterim, assuming the As a result of the vote, the pro- Trustees approve the proposal in Oc- Dr Walter lowne speaking at the Open Forum. posal for Academic Calendar Revi- tober, will be that of the 84 - 85 sion submitted by Dean Davis will academic year. Many students will be a guideline for faculty commit- lament Winterim's passing. Senate Report by Glenn Chiott Dean Dodson and the Student Life many independent upperclassmen Committee were once again in front will be able to live in the dor- of Senate, this time to answer ques- mitories, Dean Dodson replied that tions concerning the White Paper. he could not presently give a Discussion on the paper was limited specific number to the Senate. to twenty minutes, because of the Ken Batali, Student Court chair, Senate's crowded schedule. A list of presented the Court's opinion on a eight white paper recommendations By-Law allegedly violated by was handed out to the Senate. members of the Senate during the Four of these recommendations previous year. Stating that "we have were especially emphasized by Jim to have taken some liberties" with Sorensen, chair of the committee. the Constitution, the chair declared These were: providing a common that although the By-Law is valid, it freshmen year experience, will not take effect until the Fall strengthening the Academic Advis- semester of 1983. This is mainly to ing program, supporting the Greek prevent what the Court sees as un- system in its desire to effectively necessary disruption of Senate. complement the University's mis- Appointments to Trustee commit- sion, and bridging the gap between tees were also announced. The on- and off-campus students. following were appointed to their Dean Dodson expressed his belief respective committees: Paul Brown, that "we will have a more mature Construction; Richard Pelly, Union Avenue population" as a Finance; Chris Caron, Student Life; result of this white paper. A major Brant Henshaw, Buildings and part of the discussion focused on Grounds; Greg Jones, Planning and demographic questions. In response Priorities. The appointment of Dave to concerns that the University is Poston to head Campus Films was heading towards dormitories heavi- also announced. ly, if not exclusively, populated by Business Vice-President Dan Cum- freshmen, Dean Dodson noted that mings moved that Article II, Section the committee is "certainly not com- 3, subsection b of the Constitution mitted to an all-freshmen hall." Ac- be suspended. This subsection re- cording to the white paper, 65 per- quires persons presenting program cent of the dormitory population budgets to ASUPS to be returning will be freshmen. This figure in- students. The motion passed, and cludes the sororities presently living the affected subsection is suspended in the dormitories. When asked how until June page 4 28 April, 1983 Letter From London

Cunningham Fellow Corresponds by Tim L. McMahan London, April 16, 1983 Several weeks ago, The Standard I live amidst newspapers and jour- ran a front page title which read nals, strewn about my room. "Reagan's Ray Guns." I purchased it Because they are a vision of reality, I primarily because I liked the title. 13 April, 1983 cannot bring myself to throw them "Laser defense" is a means for Dear President Phibbs, strong even in the third generation. away. I have lived in this condition counteracting the spread of evil. It is It was a pleasure to hear from you I went to East Berlin (that's where for as long as I can remember. Cur- part of the American Crusade. From in Berlin. I'm always glad to hear most of the good museums are). It's rently my room is inundated with the my London newspaper world room, I that UPS is doing well. I thought ex- quite a simple process to go through British press. My newspaper-ridden wish not to be a part of this crusade, tremely highly of the old place even the Wall: 1) passport check, room is a state of being. In my but I shall enjoy watching. With the before I was given $10,000 to satisfy 2)passport check, 3) pay visa fee, 4) newspaper world I prefer that the thrill of a score-keeping bystander, I my wanderlust. I will be in Tacoma change some money to DDR (East only reality attained by the stories is shall enjoy watching the Crusade's all summer (from J une 6 until about German) marks, 5) passport check, that of being pressed onto race to the finish. The scoring September 20) and I'd really enjoy and you're through. It seems like newsprint. This reality cannot balance will fluctuate wildly. A Sun- inflicting an oral account of my half of the population of East Berlin escape from my front page. It is fix- day Times article from late March travels on you. is walking around with guns and ed there in ink and held within my tells me about a new line of Arn- For now, though, you still have to green uniforms, suspiciously eyeing room by the closing of a door. I am e' ican naval ships which are on the make do with letters. I'm almost the other half. It was a relief to get an outsider who cynically laughs at drawing boards. They can carry finished with Germany. It's been so inside the Pergamon Museum (one front page sickness. Because it is on- weapons of untold accuracy and much fun that I'm almost afraid that of the greatest archaeological ly newsprint it does not affect me. destructive potential. Yes, the score Greece will come as an anticlimax. museums in the world). Since my arrival in London two- will be wild. It's a magnificently satisfying ex- I suppose that some people must and-a-half months ago, the British I am at my desk and newspapers perience to really speak another be wondering if what I'm getting out press has become my window for are strewn about the floor near my language, especially when at the of this year is really worthwhile. I've viewing the world. From London, chair. A cold London breeze is blow- same time one can visit enormous certainly learned a lot of useful through this window, I view ing into my window. Spring is late cathedrals, feast upon good things: how to read train schedules, American events with a sense of this year, and from my newspaper museums, and hear marvellous where to buy the best ice cream in detachment. I observe American world room, London is darker and music. My German has really im- Western Europe, basic communica- politics with the perverse apathy of more threatening than ever. A comic proved immensely over the past two tion in French and Italian . . . I've a citizen abroad. Entering my room, strip dealing with Tomahawk Cruise months. also seen a lot of beautiful things, I stepped over a March 19 copy of Missiles glares up at me from the I spent Easter with relatives in both because they'll be useful for a The Economist. The "American floor. Even the comics are invalid. I . Not very close relatives—my medieval historian some day and Survey" section tells me that the must organize my room. As if to grandmother left Sweden back in because they are beautiful. But most American President seems to believe create a world of less elastic reality, 1917 and they're all her cousins and important to me is that I've been that the nuclear arms race is a divine tomorrow, I shall take my British descendants, But it was really a able to sit back and think about mission; a resistance against evil. papers and journals and stack them remarkable week in many ways. I what I'm doing with my life. So From my newspaper-world room I neatly in a corner. I shall not throw learned quite a bit of Swedish (it's much in the last few years seems to can see that the world is now divid- them away. I shall only put them in amazing how well people with have happened because of snap ed into two blocs: good and evil. If some superficial state of order. A enough good will can decisions, never really thinking that is so, resistance to evil is there- squat tower of grey ink-splattered communicate), and the English- through the alternatives. Now I see fore imperative. In my newspaper newsprint will attempt to oppress speaking among my cousins got a lot that what I've decided to do really is world, such logic is obvious. -ne into empathizing with events. I of language practice, too. I saw the right thing for me, and my lurk- However, I do not care, for it is a ;hall fight its oppression with sar- where my grandmother was born ing fears are fading away. When I logic which I accept only on donic laughter. and grew up. And I really got a feel- start at graduate school I think I'll 'newsprint. ing for the sadness of emigration and be much stronger and better separation in the days when it was prepared in every way. And for that very unlikely that emigrants would I'm grateful. ever see their homeland again. It Affectionately yours, was sad, but it's good to know that Phyllis Jestice the ties of blood are still holding Koln, Bundesrepublik Deutschland Sure Signs Of Spring At UPS

by Nancy Vreeland INTELLECTUAL FOOD STAMPS SOFTWARE DO YOU QUALIFY? 8 Ah! Springtime has finally arrived library ... there you'll find students PRESENTS MILLION PEOPLE DO. FIND in Washington state, and certainly sitting behind stacks of books ner- OUT BEFORE YOU APPLY. on the UPS campus. As I was reflec- vously shoshing down coffee, while WRITE PACIFIC CLASSIC, ting earlier tonight on the past year, wearing short-sleeved shirts, sandals, Score , Ls A 467 SARATOGA AVE. 251 I realized that spring semester is a and ... yes, no coat! High SAN JOSE, CALIF. 95129 really tough one - perhaps even Away from the library, the student on the more difficult than fall. Now I know doesn't dash to other classes to you're probably thinking that I've avoid becoming drenched. Instead, by Jonathan D. Kantrowitz, studied too much and it's affected he/she slowly saunters from building J. D., Harvard Law School my brain; on the contrary, I've to building, waiting until the last studied too little and it is this which possible moment to enter. It's not has affected my outlook. Paradox- too uncommon for classes to be Comprehensive com- ically, spring semester is both a held outside. This "natural" environ- puter-assisted instruction, fea- carefree and a stressful time. While ment isn't always conducive to rapt we all look forward with great an- turing automatic timing, scoring, attention, though. So, inside the ticipation to warm weather, the end classrooms, professors frequently branching, extensive analysis of the semester, and ... ah, yes .. shorten the class period by a few and documentation. summer, we are inevitably con- minutes. Attendance drastically suf- Apple, IBM PC disks: fronted with a typical end-of-the- fers ... about one-third of the class semester routine: mass reading, shows up, and those who do are $195.00 writing, and ... laziness as a result of restless, and are now choosing win- Available exclusively from: the excessive sunshine. dow seats in the middle of the My first indication that spring had room. Ah, our quest for sunshine! sprung occurred wiikgri I looked Away from the academic grind, New Wave Concert Celebration around at the students here on cam students "cut loose." They throw rol Friday, May 6 • 8:00pm to 1:00am . Queue, Inc. pus. The spring semester student is a caution to the wind, and frisbees in- Bicentennial Pavilion, Tacoma 5 Chapel Hill Drive contradictory figure: looking into a to the air. Off come the oppressive Pim. New Wave hair snow Dome, vantages or call 272-6817 0 by Jay Hair Designs toll free 1-806562-4988 student's eyes one can read exhaus- sandals ... it's always more fun to Fairfield, CT 06432 and Art Attractions by American Art Company tion and eye strain. The rest of the walk around barefoot. As footballs 1-800-232-2224 or Sponsored by Pepsi Cola KNBO lax Hair Desig ns and American student's face, though, is alive and are tossed with gay abandon and (203) 335-0908 TICKETS PS '&apnocre Art Company. Available through TICKETMASTER Produced by Salt Productions. vibrant with tans, broad smiles, rosy students snooze on beach blankets Northwest. The Bon. Tacoma Inc (206) 3832394 cheeks and noses. Walk through the continued on page 9 ENTERTAINMENT IC, THE TRAIL ,I'

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Curtis Institute of Music, where he studied This concert is sponsored by the ASUPS with Leonard Rose and Orlando Cole. He has Popular Entertainment Committee. For more CONCERTS participated in the Marlboro Music Festival information, call 756-3366. and the Casals Master Classes and has given solo performances in New York, Boston, SEQUOIA STRING QUARTET Philadelphia, Toronto and Mexico City. Mar- BEATER tin toured the Far East in 1974 under the auspiced of the Department of State. A Midsummer MAY 1st AT UPS Tickets are available from the Tacoma Bon, Fidelity Lane in and the UPS in- Night's Dream formation booth in the Student Union Building. For more information, call 756-3366. at UPS MIDSUMMER'S NIGHT DREAM JEFF LORBER OPENS APRIL 29 AT UPS FUSION " A Midsummer Night's Dream. " one of Shakespeare's most popular comedies, opens Friday, April 29 at the University of Puget MAY 5th AT UPS Sound's Inside Theatre. The lively play will be performed at p.m. April 29, 30 and May 6, 7, 13 and 14 at the theatre, in the lower level of Jones Hall. Gamma Phi Beta, a UPS sorority, is sponsoring opening night festivities. which include a reception following the perfor- mance. A medley of poetry, song and dance, Shakespeare's classic is a winsome look at love gone haywire, complete with aristocrats. artisans and fairies. The plot evolves through the antics of these three groups, and is ultimately woven into one confusing but delightful story. The 21-member cast is headed by Sid Run- dle as Theseus and Oberon, Christine Sloan as Hippolyta and Titania, and Jay Jensen as Philostrate and Puck. The clowning artisans are played by Larry Baumiller, as Bottom, Jim The "New York Times" called the quartet California Institute of Arts faculty, where the Benedetto as Flute, Mike Sacks as Starveling, "exceptionally accomplished. " The "Los ensemble is Quartet-in-residence. Jeff Neal as Snout and Thomas Somerville as Angeles Times" pronounced a performance First violinist Yoko Matsunda, a native of Snug. The lovers are Lindsey Stibbard as "a cherishable event of sweeping, irresistable Japan, studied with Broadus Erle at the Yale Hermia. Adrian Badger as Lysander, Faye music-making. " School of Music, where she received her Jackson as Helena and Don Davis as The Sequoia String Quartet, a California- Master of Music degree. Matsuda was a Demetrius. The fairies are Annette Stowe as based ensemble that has been receiving rave member of the Yale Quartet, and has per- Peaseblossom, Charlene Meek as Cobweb, reviews for more than a decade, will perform formed with major American orchestras and Take a funky beat, add some mellow jazz Patricia Moey as Moth and Linda Schrader as Sunday, May 1 in Tacoma. music festivals. She presented the world riffs, maybe a hint of rhythm and blues, and Mustardseed. Court members are Magaret The 7:30 p.m. recital, at the University of premiere of Mamiya's "Violin Concerto" you've got fusion jazz. Arista recording artist Dawson, Marina Reisinger. Karen Jo Vesely Puget Sound's Kilworth Chapel, is the final with the Tokyo Metropolitan Symphony Or- The Jeff Lorber Fusion will perform their only and Sheila Roberson. event of the UPS 1982-83 Cultural Events chestra. A founding member of the Sequoia Northwest concert Thursday, May 5 at UPS. Director is Rick Graves, visiting com- Series. Admission is $3.50. String Quartet, Matsuda is head of the String The 8 pm concert is at the UPS munication and theatre arts professor. UPS The quartet begins the evening with Department at the California Institute of the Fieldhouse. Admission is $6. student Annette Miles assists, and Karen Jo Haydn's "Quartet in F Minor, Opus 20, " Arts. Lorber has achieved national attention with Vesely is music director. Graves serves on the followed by Russian composer Sergey Pro- Violinist Miwako Watanabe studied with the five albums he has released. The last National Committee of the American College kofiev 's lyrically diverse "Quartet No. I. Ivan Galamian at the Curtis Institute of album, "Galaxian, " was named 1981 top Theatre Festival and serves on the Commis- Opus 50. Following intermission, the Music, and later with Sando Vegh in Europe. jazz album by a group by Record World sion on Standards and Accreditation of the ensemble performs Beethoven's "Quartet in A former member of the magazine, which also voted Lorber's band American Theatre Association. He is currently F, Opus 59, No. 1, " one of several quartets Chamber Orchestra, Watanabe has toured the number two jazz group for that year. The on leave from the University of Minnesota, commissioned by Russian Count Rasumov- Europe. the Soviet Union, Japan, Canada newest release, "It 's A Fact, " a mixture of Duluth, where he is chair of the theatre sky. and the . moods from melodic instrumentals to solid department. Graves received his bachelor's Now entering its second decade of perfor- James Dunham, violist, graduated from funk, features Kenny Gorelick on woodwinds and master's degrees from Syracuse Universi- ming, the quartet has established itself as one the Interlochen Arts Academy and the and saxaphone. Gorelick will be appearing ty and his doctorate from the University of of America's leading chamber ensembles. The California Institute of the Arts. A founding with Lorber at UPS. Denver. quartet received the coveted Walter W. member of the quartet, Dunham has par- Before making his home in Portland. Naumburg Chamber Music Award in 1976, ticipated in the Berkshire Music Festival, , Lorber spent a year at the Berkeley Admission to "A Midsummer Night 's and has performed at 's Kauf- Chamber Music Northwest and the Marlboro School of Music, which is noted for its jazz Dream" is $4 for the general public and $3 man Concert Hall and The Library of Con- Music Festival. Dunham previously perform- orientation. He later studied privately with for UPS students and senior citizens. Tickets gress. The Sequoia String Quartet has record- ed with both the Los Angeles Chamber Or- such pianists and composers as Ray Santisi, are available from the UPS Inside Theatre ed numerous albums on the Nonesuch and chestra and the California Chamber Sym- Madam Chaloff and Ran Blake. Box Office, 756-3329, which is open 2 to 5 Delos labels. phony. Concert tickets are available at all Bass p.m. weekdays. All quartet members are members of the Cpilict Robert Martin n tpria from For more information, call 756-3148. p."`b ticket outlets and the UPS Information center. ri, N Thursday April 28th 21 1 STEP BEYO 1111, to a timeless theme--what should be the pro- U of W CHORALE per ratio of truth vs. illusion in the balanced CONCERTS life? Some of the top high school choirs in the The play is directed by Francisco will join the University of Menendez, with Larry Baumillar as UPS SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Washington Chorale on Wednesday, May 4 "Ernest, " Pat Moey as "Lora, " Katharine at 7:30 pm in the UW Meany Theater for the Noon as "Winnifred, " and Brent Nice as APRIL 29th AT UPS 1983 Choral Invitational performance featur- "Tony. " ing a wide selection from the choral reper- The play is free and is sponsored by Alpha toire. Psi Omega. There are two performances this The University Chorale, a 40-member weekend at 4 p.m. on Saturday,- April 30th, group directed by UW School of Music Voice and Sunday, May I st. Professor Joan Conlon, will perform works by Mozart and a selection from the popular Stephen Sondheim musical "Sweeny Todd.'' Chorale director Conlon also conducts Seat- tle's well-known Pacific Northwest Chamber Chorus. Conlon will be taking the University Chorale on a tour of Canada in June. The Chorale Invitational is an annual event of the UW School of Music, and showcases some of the best young talent from high schools around the Northwest. This year the choirs selected to participate in this event in- clude Bellevue High School directed by James Taylor; Shorecrest High School, directed by LIVE The University Symphony Orchestra con- This Friday Margaret will perform "Ah! Neil Lieurance; Clover Park High School, ducted by Edward Seferian will present their Non Creda Mirati" by Bellini, an excerpt directed by Bruce Brummond; North Thurston annual Spring Concert this Friday, April from Menotti 's comical Operetta "The High School, directed by Randy Poff; and Golden Bough 29th. For the third year this concert will Telephone, " and "Der Holle Rache" from Bothell High School, directed by Dennis feature student soloists chosen at the Mozart's MAGIC FLUTE. Behrens. Golden Bough, a San Francisco Bay Area Concerto-Aria Contest in the fall. This year's The Orchestra will round off the program The May 4th Choral Invitational concert folk music group, specializing in Celtic and winners are sophomore Marjorie Skreen, and with the Roman Carnival Overture by will begin at 7:30 p.m. Tickets to the event original songs and tunes, will perform at The senior Margaret McGee. Berloiz, the Fanfare for the Common Man by are $4 general and $3 students and senior Antique Sandwich Co. (5102 Pearl) on Fri- Margie, a piano performance major, will Aaron Copland, and finish with the Firebird citizens and are available from the UW Arts day, May 6 at 7:30 p.m. play Liszt 's Hungarian Fantasy for piano. Suite by Stravinsky. Ticket Office at 4001 University Way, or by The piece was first written as a piano solo Edward Seferian is Head of the Strings callin! 543-4880. The group, which is currently on their fourth (Hungarian Rhapsody 14) and Liszt later ar- Department at UPS. In addition to conduc- Pacific Northwest Tour, has just signed with ranged it for Orchestra and Piano. Margie is a ting the Orchestra, he teachs violin and viola, the West Coast folk label, Kicking Mule. The student of Richard Kessler, and is a member and directs several chamber ensembles. He is Golden Bough album, entitled "The Boat- of the Adelphian Concert Choir and Sigma also Conductor and Music Director of the THEATER man's Daughter", was produced by another Alpha Iota, the women's honorary music Tacoma Symphony. Mr. Seferian is a Kicking Mule artist, Danny Carnahan of the fraternity. graduate of Julliard. Celtic duo, Caswell/Carnahan. Margaret's voice is a familiar one to UPS The concert this Friday will be in Kilworth THE The album features a blend of traditional music audiences. She has been seen in the Chapel and begins at 8 p.m. There is no ad- and original music, with Celtic, Scandinavian operas "The Bartered Bride," The Old mission and American influences. The quartet, which Maid and the Thief, " and in several other FREIGHTHOUSE consists of Paul Espinoza, Margie Butler, Leif Sorbye and Florie Brown, combines two, productions. She sings with the Adelphians The Freighthouse Theater will be holding three, and four part harmonies with a variety and with the University Madrigals, and is auditions for Series VIII on May 8th and 9th of instruments from guitar and violin to cello also a member of Sigma Alpha Iota. at 7:30 pm. This series will include and Celtic harp. Much of the material from On Sunday, May 8, Margaret will present "Becket" by Jean Anouilh, "The Runner their forthcoming album can be heard at her Senior Recital at 4 pm in Jacobsen Recital Stumbles" by Milan Stitt and "Equis" by Golden Bough concerts during their Pacific Hall. Peter Shaffer. The series opens August 18th Northwest Tour. The release date is set for and runs through October 8th. The June. Freighthouse Theater is located at 414 East ASUPS "D" Street, two blocks from the Tacoma Dome. For additional information please call presents: 272-5556. ART ALPHA PSI OMEC...A UPS SENIOR c ART SHOW nv 1,1 ■1 Mo•r1

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0..10r. . • :MP. An exhibition of mixed-media works by University of Puget Sound senior art majors •,•■••■••• ■ d AI.N■ 1,1 Omeas ENGINE will be on display at UPS's Kittredge Gallery April 25 through May 14. A complimentary opening reception will be HOUSE O. 9 held from 6 to 8 p.m. Friday, April 29 at the gallery, located at 15th and Lawrence streets. Espresso The show, an annual event at the Univer- 0 Desserts sity, features a variety of media, including rb Wax Orchard oil, printmaking, ceramics, collage, water- ui;411i3ocnI Juices color, drawing, charcoal, handmade paper t FEATURING KENNY G. and paper casting and original modes. AN PONINC OF JAIL. IUNA ROCA Al'IU 51,8 VEGIE LUNCHEON Tacoma residents display works including ENTREE DAILY Shirley Wade with handmade paper and THURSDAY MAY 5, 1983. paper-cast works; Tawna Pickens, displaying 7444"wel '4 tarileAt deleefiew paintings on paper and canvas; and Bill 4 nratft Feen4 8:00 PM "Impromptu" is a short play written by Robinson. At the UPS FIELDMOUSE 5,49eei.4. 706,e4 Tad Mosel, the Pulitzer Prize winning Kittredge Gallery is open weekdays from p.m. For more information, call UPS %deals $3 SO playwright. This play conceived in the 10 a.m. to 4 General 55 00 erstlable al the UPS Into Center 611 North Pine "Pirandello Mode, " brings a fresh approach 756-3148. 411 I Thursday April 28th 1 1 TEP D13 Billy Rancher PARENTS WEEKEND

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Al■Ir They're almost here! I Are you ready? present its annual luau. Dinner will be served This weekend is the Weekend. Friday, in the Great Hall from 4:30 thru 6:00. parents will be arriving and attending classes Students can use their meal cards for dinner, all day. In the evening the Cellar will be serv- and then attend the show which follows for ing a Spaghetti dinner and Russ and Bob will 50 cents. Tickets are available in the SUB be doing a dance. Parents are welcome to at- across from the Info Booth. The show starts tend this all campus event. Bring them along, at 7 p.m. show them what dancing really is. Sunday evening the Sequoia String Quartet Saturday the entire campus is invited to will be on campus. They will be performing Point Defiance Park for the day. A UPS van in the Chapel at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are will be running there and back from noon to available at the Info Booth for $3.50. 3:00. (Group rates apply to those with UPS Any questions? ...call x3367. Be ready for SPRING WEEKEND DANCE: I.D.) In the evening the Hawaiian Club will Parents' Weekend! "Billy Rancher and the Unreal Gods, " br- ing some righteous piano music to UPS on NEW MUSIC University Wind Saturday, May 7th, immediately following Lip-Synch. This five piece band from Portland, Oregon has shared bills with top REVIEW Ensemble groups such as the Stray Cats, Bow Wow Wow and Peter Tosh. NATURAL CAUSES May 4th AT Hible and Hydes, The University Wind Ensemble will be in concert Wednesday. May 4th, at 8:00 p.m. CONCERT April 22nd in Kilworth Chapel. If you haven't heard this outstanding group, now is your opportunity. UPS COMMUNITY MUSIC A reception, sponsored by the Pi Beta Phi by Kathy McDonald Sorority, will follow at 9:30 p.m. in the Pi APRIL 30th AT UPS Phi chapter room in the basement of the SUB. Natural Causes made their debut Friday, April 22 at Nibble and Hydes. This band is The Vinegar Tree young, innovative, hard-working and most importantly from Tacoma. Unlike the Heats At Seattle Centre or the Blue Baboons, Natural Causes does not play standard dance music. They have a distinctive style that effects even conventional A revival of Paul Osborn's stylish and cover songs like Jimi Hendrix' "Fire" and perceptive comedy of manners, "The Vinegar "L.A. Woman" by the Doors. But besides Tree, " concludes the Seattle Rep's 1982-83 the usual crowd pleasers, Natural Causes play season, concurrently marking the end of the original music that is not pop, funk, or disco. theater's 20 years in the Seattle Center If you care about the future of new music Playhouse. The Rep's 21st season opens at in Tacoma, check out the next Natural Causes the new Bagley Wright Theater in late Oc- show or listen to them on KUPS! Please Turn to Page 4 P AsTA S T IC The program concludes with Merkely perfor- Baroque, romantic, renaissance and con- ming Alexander Arutuniuh's "Concerto. " temporary music masterpieces will be per- Mia Kessler and David York accompany on RECORDS formed in a Saturday, April 30 trumpet recital keyboards. by Todd Merkley and the Evergreen Brass Todd Merkley is principle trumpet for the Quintet at UPS. Seattle Philharmonic Orchestra and the Seat- LPs — TAPES NEW — USED The 4 p.m. recital, at Jacobsen Recital tle Youth Symphony Orchestra. He teaches Hall, is free and open to the public and is the private music lessons in the Community final Community Music Department Faculty Music Department of the UPS School of LARGE SELECTION OF PIPES Recital of this school year. Music and plans to pursue graduate studies in The program begins with Merkley perfor- trumpet performance at Boston University ming "Legend," a French impressionistic this fall. Merkley will graduate from UPS this piece by Georges Enesco, and baroque com- spring with a bachelor's degree in music. poser George Frideric Handel's "Suite in D The Evergreen Brass Quintet is composed NOVELTY SMOKING ITEMS major. " After intermission Merkley returns of Jo Ann Christen, bass trombone, Greg 2703 6th Ave. Corner of 6th & Oakes with the Evergreen Brass Quintet to perform Powers, trombone, David Hensler, trumpet, 17 _ a renaissance piece by Samuel Scheidt, "Cen- Todd Merkely, trumpet and Elizabeth Ward, M on . - Sn LI. t p.11. L L )UV tone N. V, Movement I," and "Quintet French horn. Easy Walking Distance From U.P.S. No. 3" by Russian composer Victor Ewald. For more information, call 756-3253. 1 sirThEurspday ApBril E28yth ON D 41 p 9 UPS ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR ...... : ...... . . Thursday 28th April Friday 29th April Saturday 30th April •••••.: Sunday 1st May Concert/Guest Artist: Victoria Parents' Weekend/see article Luau/presented by UPS Hawaii Theatre/Impromptu/Inside Bagdashevskaya/Jacobsen/8 Spaghetti Dinner with Paul Club/see article Theatre/4 pm/Free Admission/ p.m. Barkett/Cellar/5:30 p.m. Concert/Community Music Facul- see article Concert/University Symphony Or- ty Recital/Jacobsen/4 pm/see Cultural Event/Sequoia String chestra/Jacobsen/8 pm/see arti- article Quartet/Kilworth Chapel/7:30 cle Theatre/Impromptu/Inside pm/Tickets: Students $2, General Campus Film/Rocky III/Mc006/ Theatre/4 pm/Free Admis- $3/see article 6, 8:30 and 11 pm/Tickets: sion/see article Campus Film/Rocky III/Mc006/ Students 75 cents, General $1.50 Campus Film/Rocky III/Mc006/ 6 and 8:30 pm/Tickets: Students Monday 2nd May Theatre/A Midsummer Night's 6, 8:30 and 11 pm/Tickets: 75 cents, General $1.50 Showcase/Kendra and Barry/SUB Dream/Inside Theatre/8 pm/Tic- Students 75 cents, General $1.50 Thursday 5th May Snack Bar/12 to 1 pm/see article kets: Students $3, General $4/ Theatre/A Midsummer Night's see article Dream/Inside Theatre/8 pm/Tic- Concert/Jeff Lorber Fusion/Field- Wednesday 4th May Dance/Russ and Bob/Cellar/9:30 kets: Students $3, General $4/ house/8 pm/Tickets: Students see article Concert/University of Washington tit to 12 pm $3.50, General $6/see article Chorale/UW Meany Theater/7:30 pm/Tickets: Students $3, General THE LUAU APRIL 30th AT UPS COMING THIS WEEKEND: $4. SPRING WEEKEND continued from page 3 however, Osborn creates in Laura a touching tober. "The Vinegar Tree, " directed by character as she come face to face with her age Daniel Sullivan, opens at 8:00 p.m. and the realities outside her fantasy world. SHOWCASE Wednesday, April 13, for a 30-performance Ludi Claire plays Laura Merrick in the run through May 7. Rep's production of "The Vinegar Tree. " "The Vinegar Tree" was the hit of the Ms. Claire has played featured roles on 1930 season in New York, a spectacular suc- Broadway in such performances as "Duel of cess for the then 28 year old playwright. Angels" with Vivian Leigh, "The Country Although Osborn wrote several original Wife" with Julie Harris and "Legend of works including the respected "Mornings at Lovers" with Richard Burton. She toured as Seven," he became best-known for his adap- Queen Gertrude in "Hamlet" with Dame tations following his dramatization of Judith Anderson, for whom she wrote the Laurence Edward Watkin's novel "On Bor- award-winning television adaptation of "The rowed Time. " In the 40's and 50's his adap- Bridge of San Luis Rey. " tations of "A Bell for Adano, " "Point of No David White returns to the Rep to play Return, " and "The World of Suzie Wong" Laura's testy husband, Augustus. He will be had long Broadway runs and he also wrote remembered here for his acclaimed portrayal the screenplays for "The Yearling, " "East of Mayor Peter Stockman in "An Enemy of of Eden" and "South Pacific. " In the late the People" during the 1979-80 season, and 1970's Osborn's original works came back is familiar to TV fans as "Larry Tate" in into public view with a well-received Miami "Bewitched. " Other TV credits include revival of "The Vinegar Tree" and a New Philco Playhouse, Kraft Theatre and York revival of "Mornings at Seven" which Playhouse 90, while his illustrious stage captured the 1979 Tony Award. career embraces both Broadway and regional Although "The Vinegar Tree" has theater. enough humor to be played strictly for Also returning to the Rep in the role of laughs. director Sullivan discerns a great com- Max is Woody Eney, last seen here as passion underlying the laughter. "The Duchotel in the 1978 production of ' '13 Rue universality of its comic spirit is impressive, " de L'Amour. " Winifred is played by Lori Sullivan comments. "Mr. Osborn Larsen; Eve Bennett-Gordon appears as the demonstrates a deep regard for his characters, Merrick's daughter, Leone; Nathan Haas as no matter how much fun he likes to have with her suitor, Geoffry, and John Boylan as the them. There is great tenderness in what he servant, Louis. I(ENDRA 6&, `BARMY writes. '' The handsome set depicting the Merrick's The play 's central character is Laura Mer- country estate is designed by Hugh Land- rick, a fluttery 20th century Mrs. Malaprop wehr. Costumes are by Kurt Wilhelm and who, at middle age, is restless in her marriage lighting design is by James F. Ingalls. Kendra and Barry bring great talent to UPS is a five string banjo player. This may sound to an older man. Add the handsome Max Three public previews precede opening on Monday, May 2nd. ThOs. recently formed like an unusual combination, but it really Lawrence whom Laura believes is her former night: Saturday, April 9, at 8:30 p.m., Sun- duo, with very different musical works. lover come to rescue her, the worldly-wise day, April 10, at 7:00 p.m. and Tuesday, backgrounds, blend beautifully and will un- Their music ranges from Edith Piaf songs Winifred who is both Max's current lover and April 12, at 8:00 p.m. Tickets for these and doubtedly take you by surprise. to blue grass. All are beautifully executed. Laura 's sister, plus Laura's nubile daughter all performances are available at the Rep box Kendra plays the guitar, and started her Come and see this talented duo on Monday, and her suitor, then watch love begin to strike office at 225 Mercer Street or by calling singing career singing French jazz and ballads May 2nd in the Student Union Building Snack in strange places. Amid the comic confusion, 447-4764. in Parisian cafes. Barry on the other extreme, Bar. They will perform from 12 to 1 p.m. 28 April, 1983 ;„'.',;e 9 Study Break Luau Saturday

The festive and colorful traditions of Hawaii will be imported to Tacoma Saturday, April 30 for the annual spring luau sponsored by the UPS Hawaii Club. by Steve Campion The club's "Journey through May I talk with you about diar- they have nervous conditions: their and predictable. Whether it is with Paradise" begins at 4 p.m. Saturday rhea? heads are always turning and their Mrs. Olson or Robert Young, it with an authentically prepared feast No, I do not intend to spend this hair is always moving. Someone tell always involves two couples. The at the UPS Student Union Building. week's column on that topic. In- me what "actual simulated scanner scripts are always the same. "Only The menu includes lomi-lomi stead, I would like to talk about photography" is. half a cup?" "Jim never asked for a salmon; chicken steamed with rice commercials. Do you remember that See if you can deduce some sort second cup of my coffee." "My doc- noodles and vegetables; kalua pig diarrhea one? In an odd way, that is of industrial cooperation from these tor says it makes me edgy." "Fill it to roasted in an imu (underground a classic commercial. It holds two ad slogans: "AMF makes the rim." oven); poi; beef teriyaki; sweet nothing back but tells you about the weekends." "Weekends are made Medicine ads are informative. potato; pineapple flown in from product without dwelling on it. for Michelob." They use those neat graphics show- Hawaii; haupia (coconut pudding); I have watched commercials with Tabloids always feature air-brain ing how much more pain reliever a coconut cake and chilled pineapple interest since I was first able to click actors and far-fetched stories. product has. The indigestion ads juice. Serving ends at 5:30 p.m. on the television. Studies of com- Magazines always have catchy puns always involve two beakers of liquid An evening of age-old Polynesian mercials are not likely to be on the and transitions. Record and book shaken so foam forms inside. Nasal entertainment follows at 7 in the bestseller lists, but I find them clubs always have that little yellow sprays have anatomies of the sinus. UPS Fieldhouse. Hawaii Club fascinating. A few of my personal box. Asthma relievers have stopwatches. members will re-enact the Samoan observations: I can't talk about commercials Toothpastes (except Close-Up) use Fire Dance, a fierce ritual used by Japanese pick-up trucks are without mentioning the "not children as guinea pigs. One com- the Polynesians to boost moral dur- always driving at a slant, it seems. I available in stores" ads. You know mercial tells us that a cold capsule ing war, and the Tahitian Otea, a would never drive a truck at a slant. the offers. A knife set. A crystal col- relieves not six, but twelve cold festive dance which. tells a story Not to be outdone, however, Detroit lection. Cooking pans. "Now how symptoms. I can't even think of through movement. Sons native to shows their trucks doing stunts: clim- much would you pay?" twelve cold symptoms. Hawaii are also featured. bing rock mountains, flying off cliffs Beer commercials are even more What about soap commercials? Admission for adults is $5 for the 0 into nets, falling in parachutes important to mention. Regular beers Have you ever gotten a lift by sniff- dinner and $4.50 for the show, with a Trucks in commercials always drive advertise with people working late ing a bar of soap? And gasoline com- combined admission of $8. Dinner on dirt roads and splash through a or relaxing on boats. Light beers mercials: I don't care that a com- for children age 5 to 12 is $3.50; the creek. advertise with washed-up sports pany put $2.5 billion into research show is $3. Children under 5 are ad- Many companies have ethnic figures and "macho". Budweiser pulling oil from shale. That $2.5 mitted free. UPS students may use variations for their commercials. I uses Clydesdales. Olympia uses billion is money we could have kept their meal cards. guess they are meant to be attrac- Artesians. Rainier uses whatever it ourselves if they hadn't overcharged The 150-member Hawaii Club, one tive to all groups. One version shows feels like using. us, and the gas they sell at the pump of the largest and most active clubs an all-white cast—another with a cast Coffee commercials should be is still imported from OPEC. on campus, exists to share the aloha of all blacks. I think McDonald's was prohibited from TV. Cigarette ads Now, I am upset. Only after this spirit of Hawaii and to promote understanding of the many ethnic the first to blend them like humans. were booted in 1971, but were so article is over do I realize something . Except for beer, diet anything much better. A long figure rides a I could have had a V-8. Gee. groups of the islands. always have women. Shampoo com- horse, silhouetted against an endless No. GTE. For more information, call mercials have women that look like countr side. Coffee ads are sa II • 756-3148. The Perennial Spring Symptoms A VENTURE INTO THE REAL WORLD continued from page 4 UPS Night at the Goldfish Tavern with their yet-to-be-opened stack of catching fish in the streams, students books beside them, the music re- emerge in spring to partake of life's at the entrance to Pt. Defiance park sounds. From yonder dorm blares pleasures. They, however, derive the Rolling Stones, louder and more their ultimate fulfillment from cat- WEDNESDAY MAY 4th vibrant than ever before. Indeed, the ching rays in the supposedly whole scene is reminiscent of bears academic setting at UPS. coming out of hibernation. Spring has also sprung in the air. While we still are inundated with that lovely "Tacoma aroma" every PREPARE FOR once in a while, the predominant smell is one of fresh-mown grass and MCAT • LSAT • GMAT ... yes, suntan lotions. The trees have SAT • DAT • GRE • ACT • CPA blossomed (much to the chagrin of hay-fever sufferers), the sun shines brightly and warm, and finally, the NATIONAL MEDICAL & campus gains a true college feet DENTAL BOARDS through the reappearance of that NURSING BOARDS lovely green stuff on the walls of the TOEFL • VQE • ECFMG • buildings. FLEX • NPB I So, while spring semester brings sunshine, frisbees, and cokes on the ITHE test lawn, it also brings the ultimate preparation realization that finals are only a few specialists EDUCATIONAL since 1938 weeks away. This is the problem: I've CENTER tried one solution to the study or Call Pars. Evenings & Weekends sunshine dilemma. I take my books SPEEDREADING classes begin June 15 GMAT classes begin July 14, Aug. 31 for outside with me while I soak up the Oct 22 exam. sun. Hah! I hesitantly and unwilling- MCAT classes begin june 25, 29 July ly retreated to the confines of the 25,28 Aug 27 for Oct. 1 exam. library where I proceeded to quickly DAT classes begin July 27 for oct. 8 exam LSAT polish off my homework so that I classes begin June 25, 28 July 25,28 $1.50 PITCHERS Aug 7, 16 for Oct. 1 exam. VIDEO MOVIES could head back into the sun. This is GMAT classes begin July 14 for and will continue to be, I am sure. Oct. 22 exam $1.00 IMPORTS The spring semester routine. Just as GRE classes begin Aug 16 for VIDEO GAMES the bear coming out of hibernation Oct. 15 exam gets his ultimate fulfillment from 1107 NE 45th #440 Seattlf 632-0634 FREE POPCORN 28 April, 1983

THE ISSUES Document's Roots Traced Goals Of FSU Examined

The Feminist Student Union, form- equality of the sexes. Thus, feminism History Of The "White Paper" ed approximately seven years ago provides us with a wide frame of on this campus, is a student reference to better understand not organization whose primary aim is only ourselves, but all human be- by Dave Ryan to eliminate racism and sexism ings. within the UPS community. The nuclear arms race, por- Presentations of the White Paper formed. This committee became a We sponsor activities on campus nography, rape, the portrayal of to the Faculty Senate and the Stu- permanent committee of the Faculty which we feel will work toward women and men in our mass media, dent Senate were prefaced by a brief Senate, and is called the Faculty Stu- reaching this objective in a variety and the reinstatement of registration description of the history of the pro- dent Life Committee. of ways. Films, lectures, discussions for the draft, are examples of topics posals encompassed by the docu- Four task forces were formed by and seminars, for example, help our and issues that the FSU has dealt ment. Last summer a team of faculty President Phibbs to operate as part members and others interested in with in recent months. and adminstrators attended a con- of the Student Life Committee in the forming a network for distributing These issues affect everyone in ference at Colorado College spon- discussion of the suggestions information aimed at raising con- some way or another. By offering sored by the Lilly Foundation. The presented in "A Logical Next Step." sciousness. open discussions on these and other team reported back to the University The Living-Learning, Academic Ad- By providing an alternative topics on the UPS campus, and by that a number of other schools vising, Student-Faculty Interaction, framework to view societal seeing how students, staff and facul- represented at the conference have and Cocurricular Task Forces are organization and a basis for the free- ty responded to them, the FSU is cer- undergone recent changes similar to each comprised of faculty, staff and -. flowing exchange of ideas, political tain that our organization has a lot the Core-Curriculum implementa- students. Reports on these Task interpretation and outlets of activi- to offer. tion at UPS, and face similar future Forces' ongoing discussions to the ty, the FSU has, in many ways, suc- We hope to continue sponsoring challenges. Among the institutions Student Life Committee were for- ceeded in reaching its objectives. activities such as those listed above cited by the team were Brown, mulated into the "White Paper for Our group is composed of a varie- and many more in the future. Williams, and Haverford. Discussion" by staff supporter and ty of individuals concerned with cur- Anyone, male or female, who is in- Last fall the team reported to the document author David Dodson, ac- rent issues affecting both men and terested in becoming involved with "Lilly Follow Up Conference" at cording to Jim Sorensen, Committee women. First and foremost, our organization is always welcome Lake Wilderness. A report on the Chair. feminism represents the belief in to do so. Lake Wilderness Conference written In order to facilitate the "widest social, political and economic by David Smith, and Associate Pro- possible discussion," the White fessor Bruce Mann was entitled, "A Paper has been distributed to the Logical Next Step." Concurrent with Faculty and Student Senate. Copies Women's Studies Program the dissemination of "A Logical Next are also available for inspection on Step," an ad-hoc committee made reserve in the library and in the up of faculty, staff and students was ASUPS offices located in SUB room by Greg Jones Successful 205.

A better understanding of women as well. Co - curricular events such as and their roles in today's society; National Women's History Week in- that is what has made the Women's volve faculty members from Studies program an important and numerous departments. It is a interesting part of the University's "cooperative role" system that curriculum. Both historically and enables students to view issues from futuristically the inter-disciplinary different perspectives. Lectures, film Women's Studies minor attempts to series, and discussions are in- J ust For You, U.P.S. provide a realistic view of changing strumental in developing an roles and attitudes that affect both understanding of the roles and their men and women. changes. (4) Professor Ann Neel, a sociologist, Professor Neel feels that some of has made great strides for the pro- today's young people are ignorant of gram by pulling together a great contemporary changes that affect many resources. The academic everyone in society. She believes departments involved in the pro- some tell themselves, "I don't want gram are English, Politics and to understand this difference," a Government, Sociology, and stance which is only detrimental. "A History. better understanding of what their The Women's Studies experiences future is about," reflects Neel, is of are found outside of the classroom vital importance. CURRANS FITNESS PLUS 20 percent Discount eg. $209.95, but show SK-35C Ft•rconal Portable hv Pioneer. FM Stercii. AM Radio C ' assette by .* Noise '' Re_fuction 'your UPS Student Ini Tape. Meta: • t.pc ay. 2 - Way I for all UPS Students! (PA " High Efficiency Sr . .akers. Music Search. Uni - versa! Voltage. Tape S . ' t Switch for Norio: it 1 and it's yours for only Cr02 'Meta'. Line .it. Full - toodt. ut,i Stop. One 791.11 Record. Re , .rd Mute. Ihtinp••l Door. !W(' Swi ,.ct•. .ord. Digital nipe Questar Water Machines :!ordensr V cs. Er.) Stt. rec.. 1 , , rd/ Dolby" Indicator. 2-Wvy Power Usage. , + '2 Watts Power Ou .put. Satin Silver Finish I Co-ed Aerobic Dancing $189.95 lh I • etal Grilles. Heart Mate Aerobic Bikes - it - in a He.; leered Trackmark of I )olby I .abora luu • Free Weights aratamcrtierel Jacuzzi &lout )cl Steve Curran Karate If 2 '' arm 472-9641 kiRAND NM IONAL CHAMPION 551086th Ave. TACOMA 'S CAR STEREO EXPERTS 28 April, 1983 Campus Capsules

A PENTAGON-COMMISSIONED Editor Andrei Navrozov claims sliding scale instead of more across- with South African operations as a STUDY SEES A NEW DRAFT IN THE Yale stripped him of the Yale name the-board tuition hikes. protest against racial segregation. 1990's. mostly because of his conservative SUNY tuition may go up as much But the regents also voted to It says the dwindling number of politics. as $300 next year if the current follow through with its lawsuit young people and approaching pros- Yale will try to seal its victory budget is approved. challenging the law. perity -- which might keep when its original suit to force ARIZONA DEBATES OFFERING A enlistments down — will force the Navrozov to drop the name goes to 'SUPERSTAR FUND' TO BIG-NAME WISCONSIN LETS ROTC OFF ITS government to revive a full draft court later this month. COMUTER, ENGINEERING & GAY RIGHTS LAW. during the next decade. MATH PROFS. The law forbids discrimination on The state Senate has approved the basis of sexual preference in the PRIVATE OWNERS OF THE YALE TAXPAYER'S GROUP WANTS TO setting aside money to attract them state, and threatened to force ROTC LITERARY MAGAZINE DROP CHARGE TUITION ACCORDING to state schools. — which expressly rejects gays — off THEIR SUIT AGAINST YALE OVER TO FAMILY INCOME. But deans from other disciplines campuses in the state. USING YALE'S NAME. Families earning more than are complaining their pleas for But in a long-awaited opinion, They dropped their suit because $40,000 would pay $4,335 a year for recruiting help are being ignored. state Attorney General Bronson La they should have sued under the a dependent at a State University of Follette said the law wouldn't apply name of the company that bought New York campus, while the poorest U MICHIGAN SELLS SOUTH to federal agencies or agencies the magazine in 1980, not under the students would pay only $1,075 a AFRICAN STOCK. working on federal contracts in the name of the current editors. year. Its regents vote to comply with state. Yale says it'll allow only recogniz- The Citizens Public Expenditure the state's new law requiring all ed undergrad groups to use the Survey, a 45-year-old "taxpayers public agencies to sell stock in firms name. watchdog group", recommends a • LOGGER SPORTS Lady Loggers Defeat Strong BCC Team, 7-2 New Matches Prove Right Combination In Net Win

by Andrea Alexander remainder of the matches were back to win the second set 6-4. After Community College enabling Logger New doubles partners, new singles swept by UPS with a newly arranged winning the third game of the third fans to watch freshman Susie Fit- positions, and comebacks singles line-up. Without the set with toe-to-toe volleying, Crow zgerald who was recently ranked highlighted the women's tennis availability of Susie Fitzgerald, took the lead at 3-0. Crow continued 23rd in the nation in the NAIA accor- match played against Bellevue Com- Cathy Crowson stepped into the se- to take away Mitchell's net play and ding to the ranking committee. munity College last Friday after- cond singles spot to defeat Deanne staged the comeback of the after- noon. The Lady Loggers defea`ed a Griffith of BCC with strong serving noon in winning the third set 6-2. surprisingly strong team from and delicate touch shots at the net. Maryle Yamada's opponent from Bellevue by the score of 7-2. After winning the first set on a ser- BCC took her the distance, but the The afternoon began with a re- vice break 7-5, Crowson was unable scrappy little player pulled out the EARN $500 OR MORE EACH to win crucial points and dropped victory to close out the afternoon of sounding doubles victory from the SCHOOL YEAR. FLEXIBLE number one team of Susie Fitzgerald the second set 3-6. Crowson lost the tennis 7-6, 3-6, 6-4. and Susie Hooker over the team of first game of the third set, but "Community college tennis has HOURS. MONTHLY PAY- Karen Jones and Deanne Griffith brought together the strong serving dramatically improved in the last MENT FOR PLACING from BCC. With the match never in and volleys that were evident earlier two years," commented Coach POSTERS ON CAMPUS. doubt, Fitzgerald and Hooker broke in the match to pull out the decision Bowman when asked about the BONUS BASED ON 7-5, 3-6, 6-4. close matches. The Lady Loggers the serve of the BCC women four RESULTS.PRIZES AWARDED times in the first set alone, with a 6-1 Lisa Perkins and Sara Sievers had now go on the road to take on some score. After winning close serving easy times with their opponents powerful Division I teams. They will AS WELL. 1-800-526-0883 games in the second set, the UPS posting scores of 6-3, 6-2 and 6-4, 6-3 also play Eastern Washington WANTED TO SHARE: partners broke serve to win the se- respectively. The fourth singles University whom they lost to in a 3 bdrm partly furnished, cond set 6-2. Cathy Crowson and match up pitting Leslie Crow of UPS close match earlier in the season. Leslie Crow were also victorious in against Julie Mitchell of BCC was "We should beat EWU even though washer & dryer, only $125 to doubles play by stopping their op- anything but easy. Crow was behind we lost to them in a close match $150 per month plus utilities. ponents short 6-3, 6-4. early losing the first set . 3-6. Deep previously this season," stated close to campus. 272-8946 Although Susie Hooker's return to baseline rallies and offensive lobs Coach Bowman. The women's team the number one singles position was kept Mitchell away from her will return home to play a match at spoiled by Karen Jones of BCC, the dominating net game as Crow fought home on May 4 against Tacoma THINK PIZZA,THINK PIZZA ANSWER

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The Combat Zone is intended as a satirical work. As such it has been banished to the bac page where it will not be confused with the rest of this epitome of journalistic excellence filled with platters of platitudes. Since this silliness is on the back page, The Trail staff hopes you will actual pick up the paper and look before you cut out the coupons. Any resemblance to any person, 4, 4 place, or thing found in The Combat Zone is purely coincidental. In fact, any resemblance to jour- nalism is purely coincidental. If you have to read this verbose disclaimer to figure out that this page is not "real" stones, any resemblance to any Combat Zone with an intelligent readership is also purely coincidental finally, any resemblance of this paragraph to a disclaimer is purely coin- cidental. Surely you have heard the proverb, "If you put enough monkeys behind enough typewriters you will eventually get Shakespeare." Well, this proverb is definitely applicable to The Combat Zone. Thank you for your time, and have a nice day. Winterim Remembered Last week, University President order to provide a unifying ex- Phil Glib had to attend yet another perience. The "Diversity through memorial service. This time the Unification" program is not intend- mourning President was paying his ed to be implemented at the present last respects to Winterim. time. Rather, it is only being "Winterim served as a valuable and presented as an agenda for discus- innovative addition to the education sion. of UPS students in the 1970's. The The Unification program entails new challenge of the '80's is to coe- shaving of heads, learning of man- qualize the coeducational cocur- tras, consumption of low protein ricular experience." meals, and deprivation of sleep. IFC Welcome Born in 1972, Winterim was a hap- representative Quart Tanker claims py child. Around 1980 the traumatic that national fraternity organiza- onset of adolescence caused the tions are already training academic program to dive into a deprogrammers. Parents serious identity crisis. According to Dean of Students Devo Datsun Dear Parents, the Coroner's report, the death of argued: "The new mission of this in- Welcome to Camp UPS. We have Winterim last week was suicide, stitution is similar to that of several been expecting you. For the last although authorities residing in the other institutions facing analagous week Hickey's Towing service has White House suspect foul play. concerns. Here at UPS we will begin been clearing you parking space. Now that Winterim is gone, it has building portions of horses. The Also last week, Faculty Senate been recommended that the logical assembled parts will then be sent on cleared themselves vacation space next step would be to adopt a one to Stanford, where they manufac- to better prepare themselves to year program. UPS will accomodate ture the front ends, for final teach fewer classes to your children high school graduates for one year in assembly for the same amount of money. Your Parents Weekend Program funding sought for SUB renovation. head Tease Weebler has gone to Media offices. If your child is great lengths to make the campus popular, but tends not to do actual pretty, and provide you with infor- work, ask John Pilcher which of his mation about where to find things. colleagues' offices you should be "We have hired Stanley and looking in." Seafort's Catering service to handle She also mentioned that parents the Great Hall for a few days while of "granola children" may have the Mr. Grimwood takes a vacation to best luck finding them or their go hunting," said the Program Head. friends at the Java Jive. The Mr. Grimwood will return from the Cloverleaf is not a good place to Tideflats on Monday. Weebler also find your children unless they are described the way parents should go fairly square greeks. However, it about locating their children. "If should be noted that some of the your child is capable, and willing to square greeks have stopped frequen- work, you should look in the SUB in ting the Cloverleaf, and begun hang- either the Programs office or the ing out at the White House. Annis Speaks Out

In an exclusive Trail interview, §t@t§@& minds!!! This is a Professor Leroy Annis responded to @§°#§$& university, not a t§@°@& the new one year program. "I think P.O.W. camp. Just who the §@§&t this new program is a bunch of do they think they're fooling?!! First @#§&*! I've never iveard such com- it was @°t§t x &** Winterim! Now plete and utter #§01- *! If they think it's the whole @§i- t* 2nd, 3rd, and for one minute that the faculty of 4th years! I'm moving to Canada! this institution will stand for this This @§*& might be contagious!" @§tYt@, then they're out of their