R.A.P.: RULE AGAINST PERPS (WHO WRITE RHYMES) Jason E. Powell* (A group of young adults are standing in front of a school, beat-boxing and freestyle rapping.) “I shot him. It was at a quarter to one. Nobody was there, so I didn’t run. It was 2007, October one. Under my bed is where I hid the gun.” “Man, you killin’ it! Awwww! You’re under arrest for murder.” (Shows badge) “What are you talkin’ about, man? I didn’t even do nothing.” “Got your confession on tape.” (Plays tape recorder) ‘I shot him. It was at a quarter to one.’ “Man, that wasn’t even me, man.” (Suspect is being handcuffed and taken away) 1 (On walkie talkie) “He hid the gun under the bed.” INTRODUCTION 2 “For every rhyme I write, it’s 25 to life.” * Jason Powell is a former editor of the Rutgers Law Journal, a May 2010 graduate of Rutgers School of Law-Camden, and a member of the New Jersey and Pennsylvania bars. He is currently seeking full-time employment. He can be reached at
[email protected]. 1. DANCE FLICK (MTV Films 2009). 479 480 RUTGERS LAW JOURNAL [Vol. 41:479 “Peep my words, yes, my heavenly words, words that get [rappers] locked up in seventy-third.”3 Although rap music has been addressed by the Supreme Court,4 it is not an area of expertise for the average judiciary. In spite of the fact that hip-hop is now a well-recognized and accepted genus of music, it is mostly a foreign language to courts, and is treated accordingly.5 When the topic arises, the result is generally an unfortunate attempt at humor that shows how little 6 courts understand the culture, and how negatively they perceive the genre.