THE FAT CAT HASH TRASH Volume 1745

THE FAT CAT HASH TRASH Volume 1776

NEXT RUN

RUN DATE HARE WHERE

1777 13-Oct-14 Meat 8 Carolyn Jackson Dr, Jerrabomberra

PAST RUNS FOR CAPITAL

RUN DATE HARE WHERE

1776 6-Oct-14 Toy Boy Bizant St, Amaroo

Run Report

To most hashers, Amaroo was a place so remote that nobody was really quite sure exactly where it was. Most hashers were also vaguely troubled by previous hash runs in Amaroo, which were invariably cold, unpleasant, miserable and wet. With so little going for it, Toy Boy probably expected only the most desperate hashers would bother turning up - Weatherman & Weatherdog. It was something of a surprise then, that there was a sizeable turnout…and even more of a surprise to have pleasant, clear weather… Toy Boy stood agog in front of the motley group…hurriedly covered Weatherman’s and Weatherdog’s dishes …then rushed home to cook more hash mash.

Meanwhile, hashers stumbled off to find trail… And the surprises kept cumming! We went from one joyous experience to the next… Ponds…clusters of ducks… A drink stop where we could help ourselves to a bush of Cum Twats in Toy Boy’s garden… Only one thing put a blot on our happiness… There was a nasty stench of effluvium lingering over the pond we ran around… Either Queanbey- hole’s sewerage had overflowed into Canberra again (go! Queanbey- hole bogans)…or Toy Boy had been pissing in the pond. Whatever the case, the foul miasma was making us gag… And it was this that lost points for the hare: Weatherman thought everything was “lovely” except for the “urinal pond”. His score for the run: 2.9/10… Frizzie thought the walk was a “bit short” (something a man never wants to hear), “but ok”…Her Score: -1/10 Only one thing could overpower the stench of the “urinal pond”… And that was Tun – the most loathed libation known to hashers (besides water), so foul in flavour that a drink from Amaroo’s “urinal pond” was preferable. And so the Tun began to flow in the circle…

Some stuff worth mentioning:

Returnees

Gerbils, Ego Testicle, Mighty, Just Emma, Sticky Date, Richard Gere, Kitty Litter, Rambo, Swiss Army Wife

Charges

Swiss Army Wife & Crying Dick – private party

Furballs & Rambo – went to Sydney for some pussy (Rambo’s always got pussy on his mind)

Richard Gere, Frizzie, Sticky Date, Kitty – fair weather hashers

Gerbils & Poo Shooter – new shoes…down-downs from their shoes (despite obvious biological hazard)

Babbling – lost clothing returned to her with Navy flag sown on (gave her a fit of apoplexy)

McTaff & Mixo – preaching heresy…treasonous behaviour – bragged that QL couldn’t cycle as far as they had on the weekend (pfftttt…QL ran 101km last weekend…Incidentally, Just Emma also ran an impressive 28km)

Suellen & Pop Tart – permitting their partners to be hash sluts (hashing overseas)

Mighty – dainty back marking of trail – marked direction with blade of grass

Duckhead, D2HD, Crying Dick – dickless night… So when one dick drinks…all dicks drink

Toy Boy – responsible for recent mass fish death in local pond (suspect he used dynamite…or else pissed in the pond) Grease Nipple – premature celebration of 800th run

Friskies – left suspicious stains on Kitty’s shorts

Awards

FRB – Sex Change – just ‘cos he is always a fucking FRB

Spit the Dummy – Sex Change – threw a cup of Tun to the ground when someone dared to charge him (to be honest, we’ve all wanted to throw a cup of Tun to the ground – fucking disgusting shite!). Then in a fit of Scottish passion he yelled, “you can take away our land, but you canna take away our freedom…och…aye”

Other Awards – no show

Anniversary *************** Grease Nipple - * 800 runs!! * ***************

Jokes – Rambo, Sir Lanceoslut, Mixo, Gerbils

Announcements:

Hares required Please contact Meat (Hash Trailmaster)

Local Winery run this weekend – see GM if interested

Pussy Run – 20th Oct – Frock up! Theme: Beer wench. Restaurant: Golden Drum Restaurant, University Ave. Cost: $25

Thredbo weekend 14th – 16th Nov – Book soon! Approx cost $200 (see DT)

Capital Hash Haberdashery for purchase – chat with Peeping Pervert or Party Pie – Don’t forget to let the PP’s know if you’re cumming to Thredbo ASAP so that they can order right shirt size for you

Next Masturbateman’s Run – second Sat in Oct – North Head, Moruya. Hare – Lick-a-lotta-pussy Halloween Party at Queen Latrine’s 1st Nov

Life Cycle – charity cycling day one week before Thredbo – chat with HF if you’re interested in cumming

Check out the RA’s Hash song sheet and sing along to some ribald hash songs! Is there any other kind?

Mighty has been ‘voluntold’ to organise next year’s Bike Wine tour…Anybody interested in being on a Hash sub-committee for this event, contact Mighty at [email protected]