I Waunt to Apply for the Job What I Saw in the Paper

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response: Dear Bubba:

It's O K, Honey. We've got spell check. See you Monday.