<p>My Resimay</p><p>To hoom it mae cunsern,</p><p>I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. </p><p>I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. </p><p>I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies. </p><p>I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety. </p><p>My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, </p><p>I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.</p><p>Sinseerly,</p><p>Bubba</p><p>PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. </p><p>Employer's response: Dear Bubba:</p><p>It's O K, Honey. We've got spell check. See you Monday.</p>