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VOLUME 39 SAN FRANCISCO, OCTOBER 13, 1950 NUMBER 5 St. Mary's Rally On Saturday Night -4>

Exec Council SCHEDULE OF Actors Present MID-TERM EXAMINATIONS Sets Budget October 18-24, 1950 Gael-Hunting Dons Will Wednesday, October 18* Lecture classes convening Monday, Top Comedy on Deadline Wednesday, Friday, OR Monday, Be Entertained by Gala Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at The Executive Council held its 8:10, 11:10 and 2:10. second meeting of the semester on Wednesday Public Speaking October 10. Classes. Stage Tonight It was decided that a budget for Snow at Sailors* Union Thursday, October 19 any dance or prom must be submit­ Lecture classes convening Tuesday ted to the Financial Committee six and Thursday at 8:10, 10:10, 12:10 weeks prior to the event. At the same and 2:10. time the budget for the Sophomore Elderberry Drag was approved. All Thursday Public Speaking Student Body President Bill Duffy Classes. Big Program announced that there were 44 appli­ Friday, October 20 Wine Potent cants for the dance, rally and pub­ All lecture classes convening Mon­ licity committees. Action will be day, Wednesday, Friday, OR Mon­ Starts at 8 pm taken on these applications at once. day, Tuesday, Thursday and Fri­ It was also decided to begin tak­ day at 10:10, 1:10 and 3:10. By DON SCHRANK ing bids on this year's school jackets. The St. Mary's rally will be The Council approved the ap­ Monday, October 23 held on Saturday night, Oct. 14. Stuart Bennett's College pointments of new men to the social, Lecture classes convening Monday, All Dons are invited to attend Players' current production of club, and athletic committees. Bob Wednesday, Friday, OR Monday, this rally at the newly-con­ Joseph Kesselring's "Arsenic Fairbanks and Rick Pahl were ap­ Tuesday, Thursday, Friday at 9:10, pointed chairmen of the decoration 12:10 and 4:10. structed Sailors' Union of the and Old Lace" is just about it Pacific Auditorium, located at and publicity committees, respec­ Tuesday, October 24 when it conies to top comedy. tively. First and Harrison streets. Ample v Lecture classes convening Tuesday It is a funny and absolutely Permission was granted the Delta and Thursday at 9:10, 11:10, 1:10 parking facilities are available. screwball play about a large volume Sigma Pi to hold a raffle the first The program will start at 8. part of December. and 3:10. of murders. All Tuesday Public Speaking p.m. and continue until 1 a.m. Bud It is about a family in whose circle Classes. Moore's orchestra will supply the lunacy not only fairly gallops but Father President music at the reception. Betty Ben­ takes off like a White Sands rocket. * Language classes scheduled at 8:10, nett, formerly with Gene Krupa and 11:10 and 2:10 should be held on the A couple of lovable Flatbush spin­ Returns Soon Tuesday or Thursday when the hour is with Woody Herman, will be the sters, played by Enid McCord and designated as an examination hour. featured singer of the evening. She Marge Werby, have taken to the STUART BENNETT Rev. William J. Dunne, S.J., Presi­ is currently at the Black Hawk Cafe, sinister pastime of putting old men - dent of USF, returns this week from and is rated by disc-jockey Jimmy a series of educational meetings in to sleep forever. Lyons as the best singer in San Los Angeles, Washington, D. C, and Pictured above is the Sailors' Union Hall, scene of the gala rally- This done with a Stinger-in-the- Combat Film on Francisco. Bert Whiting Cleveland, Ohio. to be staged tomorrow night by USF. Smooth concoction containing elder­ Bill Cunningham, now at Fack's, berry wine, arsenic, cyanide, and Father Dunne first attended the Korea Billed <^will appear on the program, along executive committee meeting of the <•>- strychnine. When this process has with the dynamic pianist, Mary Western College Association, the "Our Stand in Korea," a film made reached its desired result it is fol­ Band at Soph Louise, of the Black Hawk Cafe. newly established accrediting asso­ from actual combat shots, highlights lowed by a somewhat Christian Ben Alexander will be master of ciation for the Pacific states. He then the ROTC movie program to be planting in the cellar. In these obse­ journeyed to Washington, D. C, to presented in the auditorium next Block Club Reborn at ceremonies. Coach Joe Kuharich quies they have had the help of a Drag Nov. 3 attend the meeting of the American Wednesday noon. and Joe Bertain, president of the loony nephew, played by Dick Bur­ Association of Colleges, at which The operational procedure used Associated Students of St. Mary's, ger, who regards himself as Teudy "November Nocturne" is the by the Germans in assembling and will be featured speakers during the theme of this year's annual Soph several hundred college presidents Oct. 10 Meeting Roosevelt, the cellar as the Panama were present. launching the V-2 rocket, and the rally. Canal, the murder victims as yellow Drag, to be held Friday, November test of the same missile by England, The refreshment stands will open The topic of the meeting was "The <$>- fever casualties, and the chute to the 3, in the French and Empire Rooms are described in the second movie, early. Tickets are available at the of the Sir Francis Drake Hotel. Bert Effect of the Draft on Higher Edu­ upstairs as San Juan Hill. "German A-4 Rocket." student body office or can be bought Whiting and his orchestra will pro­ cation," which all present considered Another nephew, played by Bob Completing the program is a Na­ Group Will Aid at Club Presidents from any student body officer. They vide the music, and dancing will last of utmost importance for the future Barron, who is probably the hero if tional Safety Council film, "Your will also be on sale at the door on from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. of institutions of higher learning. there is one, is a not-too-aware drama Driving Habits," stressing elements Don Functions At Briefing the night of the rally. The price is Father Dunne next attended the critic. He is engaged in the happy Jack Goodwin, chairman of the of good driving under any and all meeting of the executive committee At the first club-presidents' meet­ $1.00 per couple. pursuit of a reasonably normal court­ dance committee, says, "It cannot be conditions. ing for the fall semester held last of the University Section of the By CAMPUS DON ship of a minister's daughter who overemphasized that this is a strictly Wednesday noon in the Semeria formal dance and the traditional rule National Catholic Educational Asso­ lives next door. This young lady's The reactivation of the Block Club Room, the importance of the clubs Wasmann Meet of NO CORSAGES will be strin­ ciation. He is president of the Uni­ name is Elaine and is played by Pat after several years of being dormant to the student body was explained. gently enforced. versity Section. Business Meet for Fergus. Elaine has to run home to presents an opportunity for the ath­ Several financial rulings were pre­ Held Tonight A great deal of planning and care letes of the school who have won let her father pray over her before Pi Sigma Alpha sented by student body Treasurer The Wasmann Biological Society she can attend the theater with her has gone into the preparation of this their monogram awards to be of Dick Hanley, who specified that affair in order to make it an unfor­ Psych Club Meets will hold a meeting tonight at 7:30 critic-beau. The beau reminds her Pi Sigma Alpha, the national Po­ service around the campus in in­ financial statements must be turned gettable experience. Nothing has p. m. in the Zoology lab. that "if the prayer isn't too long, I'd litical Science Honor Society, held creasing school spirit and aiding in in by all clubs. been left to chance." Monday Evening Plans will be discussed for the have time to lead you beside distilled its first meeting of the fall semester many student body functions. ASUSF President Bill Duffy ex­ There will be two refreshment The Psychology Club will hold coming Hallowe'en Dance sponsored waters." this week. Dr. Alexander Smetana, The outlook of a bright future for plained the importance of complete bars for the convenience of the danc­ its first formal meeting of the semes­ Assistant Professor of Political Sci­ by the Wasmann and Biochem clubs. That night a lot of things happen. the newly reborn society was seen at cooperation among the various cam­ ers in each of the rooms. ter Monday evening, Oct. 16, at 7:45 ence, acted as moderator. A movie will be shown and new The normal nephew finds the evi­ the first meeting which was held last pus organizations, urging that they in the Semeria Room. memberships accepted. dence of his aunt's latest charitable Other members of the dance com­ The organization announced that Tuesday, October 10, when the club strive for unity throughout the se­ mittee include Joe Troy, Jack Con­ Items to be discussed include ar­ act sacked out in the window-seat its purpose is "to promote productive officers were elected, and the consti­ mester. nolly, Dom Liuzzi, Rudy Kruezer, rangements to secure motion pic­ scholarship and intelligent interest (Continued on Page 4) tution and by-laws ratified. The publicity system for each club Bill Kern, John Bland and Jim tures and guest speakers for future in the subject of government among Those chosen to lead the letter was explained to the gathering, and O'Brien. meetings, as well as field trips to students." men were Mike Scarpelli, president; From nearby mental institutions. club leaders were informed that their Chapter President John Soanes Art Alois, vice-president; Louis charters must be filed with the Ex­ Campus Calendar Dr. Arthur Fearon, moderator of announced that plans for the semes­ Stephens, secretary; and Frank ecutive Council by October 20. TONIGHT—"Arsenic and Two IRC Officials the club, wishes to remind students ter's activities will be formulated at Sobek, treasurer. This that the purpose of the Psychology the group's next meeting. Old Lace," final perform­ The group has many activities in In City Talks Club is to foster the study of psychol­ the offing this semester. Among Desk ance, 8:30, Auditorium. ogy through practical observation. these are such things as checking at­ Nearly 600 Dons Two officials of the International tendance at convocations, better po­ SATURDAY—USF-St.Mary's By N. P. A. Relations Club have been requested San Jose Rally licing of the campus in regard to the In Cadet Corps Rally, S. U. P. Auditorium, to appear before San Francisco or­ Art 152 Moves to wearing of school colors, a few so­ A record number of students are In April, 1945, an attempt was ganizations next week. On Oct. 20 8:00 p. m. cial events as dinners, smokers, and enrolled in the ROTC this year, made to solve the peace of the world Mr. Robert C. MacKenzie, Assist­ Spot in Library A rally for the San Jose State dances, better participation of the announces Major Veto Blekaitis, as the United Nations was estab­ ant Professor of Political Science SUNDAY—USF-St. Mary's The Art 152 class has just moved game will be held on Friday, Oct 20. Block Club in rallies, appointed days Executive Officer for the Univer­ lished in San Francisco. As at the and I.R.C. Moderator, will address to the music room in the new Gleason Prominent members of the Bay sity's ROTC. Game, Kezar, 2:30 p. m. for the wearing of blocks, the award­ time of the League, world hopes rose the Reserve Officers' Association Library. Mr. Folsom, USF alumnus Area entertainment world will be ing of blocks at prescribed meeting, Nearly 600 students are in the in belief that a solution had been Ladies' Club at Stilwell Hall in the and top R.C.A. executive, has do­ present. Coaches and members of and above all, a closer relationship Cadet Corps, 120 of them in the ad­ found to the puzzle of world peace. TUESDAY—Education Club, Presidio on Oct. 17. His subject will nated a record player. the team will be guest speakers. between the student body and the vanced course which will lead to But as time went on, that flicker Semeria Room, 7:45 p. m. be: "The United Nations Today." Students interested in classical Head yell leader Dick Benson will monogram winners. commissions in the Army upon of hope dimmed and now is almost On Friday night, Oct. 20, Olifunmi music are urged to attend record be on hand to lead the Dons in the One of the more important discus­ graduation. extinguished. It has dimmed because WEDNESDAY—ROTC Mov­ Osibogun, Don soccer star and presi­ sessions and lectures by guest speak­ school yells. sions concerned the wearing of non- of one nation which has used every ies, Auditorium, Noon. dent of the I.R.C, will appear as ers each Monday evening at 7:30. The rally will be held at 12:00 noon. ( Continued on Page 4) obstructionist method possible. guest on the Knights of Columbus School Official to One country, the Soviet Union, THURSDAY —S. F. Sym­ "Father-and-Son" program at Bor­ has used every hamstringing tactic phony Student Concert, den's, Potrero near Army. Address Club in the book, starting at the first Opera House, 8:30 p. m. Dr. Ward Nichols, Director of meeting of the UN with its walkout Personnel for the San Francisco over the decision on Iran and ending Sponsored By Band Rehearsal PhiHiislorians On UN Public Schools, will address the in its defiance of UN action towards Band rehearsals for the St. Mary's members of the Education Club on the Korean aggressor. Peter & Len Delmas game will be held at 11:30 a. m. next The Philhistorian Debating So­ Tuesday evening, October 24, at 7:45 Vetos, walkouts, screaming de­ ciety held its first meeting on Tues­ Jewelers Sunday in the Student Lounge. in the Semeria Room. "Opportuni­ nunciations and procedural delays For the remainder of the semester, day, Oct. 10. Mr. Edward Burke, ties for New Teachers" will be the all have been used by the Soviet S.J., moderator, delivered a short 760 Market St. Phelan Bldg. all band rehearsals will be held on subject of his discussion. (Continued on Page 4) Wednesday evening at 7 o'clock in lecture on intercollegiate debate SUtter 1-6113 Room H-17. technique. The subject for debate was the national topic, "Resolved: That an Organization of Nations Should Be Formed Exclusive of the Soviet IRC Plans Are Announced Union." John Delury and Jerry Dal­ Symphony Tickets Available ton supported the affirmative, while Last Monday evening the Inter­ The Political Science Academy is an Donald Davis and Cy Beattie took national Relations Club held its first over-all federative structure within The San Francisco Symphony this Balcony 16.00 the negative view. business meeting of the year. whose framework all of USF's week announced that its 1950 season Box Seats 28.00 President Olifunmi Osibogun an­ The Affirmative held that the U.N., political science organizations will will begin on Thursday, November Orchestra $21.60 nounced appointment of an executive as presently constituted, has proved operate. 23. The usual half-price tickets will Grand Tier 21.60 committee for the I.R.C, and plans unsatisfactory due to the obstacles Also discussed at the meeting were be available to the students of uni- Dress Circle 21.60 were laid for the presentation of placed in its way by the Soviet bloc, plans for joint meetings with the versity. Balcony Circle 16.00 speakers at coming meetings. These and that the action taken by the U.N. S.F.W.C. of Lone Mountain, the Tickets will be on sale in Fr. The first concert, on November 23, plans will be announced in the near against Communist aggression in projected meeting of the C.I.C. at future. Lyon's office in the main hall from will be an all - French program: Korea was successful only because USF as guests of the I.R.C, and the ,, , n • ,, • i T in * 'Overture Corsair" and "Harold in Following its explanation by the organization of the I.R.C. touch- 11 to 12 m the morning and 7:30 to T , „ . TT x _ ,. ... ••^ •.;,.;., ;t(''5i::f,;:: of Soviet Russia's absence. The ,, „„ . , . Italy by Hector Berlioz, featuring Affirmative also argued that similar moderator, the newly instituted Uni­ football team for Intramural com­ 9:30 m the evening. Molnar as the yiola so,oist; „Le versity of San Francisco Political petition. The following are prices, including Tombea de Couperina" by Ma.urice John DeLury uses the board to make a point in his contentions on successes of the U.N. will be im­ Russia and the UN. This took place during a recent Philistorian possible as long as Russia has veto Science Academy was discussed by The meeting concluded with an Federal Tax, for the Sixteen Thurs- Ravel; and concluding with "Le the membership, and an enthusiastic open forum discussion of recent day-evening Symphony Concerts: Mare" by Claude Debussy. Debate. Grannucci Photo (Continued on Page 4) survey of its possibilities conducted. world developments. SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN OCTOBER 13, 1950 FEATURE PACE £OH Jtanctic* Jcfkem Published Weekly by the J4 ASSOCIATED STUDENTS, UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO Annual Novena TO V/CTORe-£-e San Francisco 17, California On Saturday evening the annual Novena to he was loved by San Franciscans and respected Editor St. Ignatius Loyola will begin in the University for his educational policies and administrative MIKE LISBON News Editor Managing Editor Sports Editor Church, and here to preach the Novena is Rev. ability. The University is still reaping the fruits Jerry Mulvihill Norm Adler Walt Johnson Rewrite Editor Feature Editor Photography Edward J. Whelan, S.J., superior of the Man- of the good will he engendered toward the Joseph Walsh Jerry Dalton Bob Oraduccl resa Retreat House. University. Circulation Maaarer To the student body now, his name may not Leaving USF in 1932, Father Whelan became Anthony Zaun mean what it does to the Alumni and Graduates president of Loyola High School in Los An­ Fticnlty Adviser: Rev. Joseph T. Keane, S.J. of ten years ago, but it should. geles, and remained in that position until 1941. Moderator: Mr. John B. Shanks, S.J. The property on which the University is now In 1941 he was named president of Loyola Uni­ Represented for naUonal advertising by located was bought and developed under his versity at Los Angeles, where again expansion direction. He spent the first great years of his NATIONAL ADVERTISING SERVICE was noticeable. As an educator, a builder and College Publishers RepreseataUve priestly life as President of USF, serving from a leader, he has excelled. 420 Madison Avenue New York, N. Y. 1925 until 1932. CHICAGO — BOSTON — LOS ANGELES — SAN FRANCISCO The Novena of St. Ignatius is an opportunity They were years of building, improvement to ask for Divine favors, as well as to become and expansion. Under his direction the Liberal Inquiries regarding advertising should be addressed to Don Schrank, Adv. and Bus. Mgr.—SKyline 1-3700 Arts building was built, and the Lounge wing acquainted with an important person in our Subscription rate: $2.00 per year was added shortly after. The building has often school's history. What we owe to him is im- been cited by architects for its style, its appear­ measureable, the debt being composed of values ance blending with its great economy of space. and aims and inspiration which defy measure­ ... and, uh ... In the seven short years he was president, ment. By WARREN SIMPSON How long had he been dreaming? George nearly laughed out loud. Ten seconds? Fifteen? He must be­ The Chaplain's Corner Anybody could make a two-minute gin over: speech. He had never taken a public "Unaccustomed as I am to public Random Quotes: ". . . intelligence found friend take them away root speaking course in his life and now, speaking, my name is George Sy­ left to itself . . . becomes a freak, a and branch. I have not had a drink Club Publicity standing in front of Public Speaking kosis, and uh ..." The audience was kind of monstrosity ... all the human since."-—Bill , one of the two 1-A, he held the audience in the palm swimming silently through the mists. traits of which we are proudest founders of Alcoholics Anonymous, of his hand. The faces were ghastly rows of would disappear. On the other hand, an organization (numbering 100,000 Last Wednesday noon the first meeting of with student body officers who contend that if the moral law dominates ... it will members today) which has won the As he cleared his throat he seemed gleaming white teeth. active clubs indicate a big year. allow the human spirit to blossom deepest respect and admiration of club presidents was held in the Semeria Room. to feel a dog worrying his pants leg. Suddenly George discovered the and perfect itself without limit . . . the world. The entire program of the A news story in the FOGHORN reports what A FOGHORN representative spoke to the Yet, when he looked down, the little instructor seated at the rear of the let man remember that his own dig­ organization is based on the thought beast had disappeared. room. He was making some notes in took place. The meeting was a success since it club presidents and asked them to be FOG- a little black book. nity, his own nobility as a human contained in the above quotation. It HORN-conscious, to bring their news items "My name is George Sykosis," he As George desperately came to being must emerge from his efforts was the only thing that could save instilled in those present a strong desire to articulated, waving his hand non­ into our office by Tuesday noon. We are also his senses he remembered page 91 to liberate himself from his bondage alcoholics from the hell of alcohol­ make dynamic club activity a real function in chalantly through the air. The heads of the Speech Instruction Book: and to obey his deepest aspirations. ism, and the only thing that can save school affairs. The successful rebirth of club installing two news-boxes in the main corridor of the audience circled after it. ". . . break the tension, letting the And let him above all never forget humans from the hell of a meaning­ activity has been evident during the last year. of the Liberal Arts building to facilitate de­ "I graduated from Podunk High head fall inertly forward on the that the divine spark is in him, in less existence. livery of copy for publication. Clubs that suffer School, and uh . . ." George paused chest; let the jaw drop open and the him alone, and that he is free to dis­ It is ready now to flower as it did in prewar and looked up at his hand. Suspended eyes close; move the jaw from side regard it, to kill it or to come closer from small numbers often have themselves to We made no search for any of the years. in mid-air, it began to flutter like to side with the hand to be sure the to God by showing his eagerness to above quotes. One doesn't have to blame, for their organization isn't known. We a bird. With considerable difficulty jaw muscles are relaxed; let the work with Him and for Him."— search, for he can hardly escape them One absolutely necessary item in stimulating want to be of service in this regard, to play George hauled down the flapping facial muscles become lax as if you Lecomte De Nouy, one of the great in his random readings. If one did member and placed it in his coat were asleep ... allow the head to roll scientists of modern times, in his club activity and attendance is publicity. The our part in the renaissance of extracurricular search, he could fill books with sim­ pocket. For a moment it fought sav­ around slowly, making a complete book, "Human Destiny," which Rob­ ilar quotations spoken by the sin­ FOGHORN has been trying for two years to activities. agely for freedom, then all was quiet. rotation in each direction . . ." ert Millikan acclaims as the most cerest and greatest men of all give clubs the best space available weekly, for We will be, we promise, if you give us some­ In fact, too quiet. George stared As George's head rotated on its outstanding work in a century. centuries and of all walks of life. the FOGHORN staff is in complete agreement hypnotically at the audience, and axis, his body stiffened like a plank The above quotations represent a thing to print. the audience stared back. Quickly and he crashed to the floor. ". . . the ten commandments and fairly good cross-section of modern George looked out the window. Far "Just stack him up there in the the Sermon on the Mount are still man's best thinking in the various off, a white cloud sailed toward free­ corner," the instructor casually or­ the best guides."—Bernard Baruch. strata of contemporary life. Letters to Everybody's Bull in a dom and the Seven Seas. Perhaps dered. Moral training is a grim necessity even now it was passing over a fish­ Regaining consciousness, George In 1944 William C. Bullit, Ameri­ in education. God and religion are the Editor Doing It erman drowzing on the deep. With heard a voice speaking hoarsely: can Ambassador, in foretelling the not electives; they are indispensible. China Shop horrifying realization George saw "My name is John Jones, and, uh, atomic bomb, remarked: "Man's con­ Without them education is a terrible 26 September, 1950. Several students have called our By GERRY LANNON the waves turn into a sea of faces. unaccustomed as I am . . ." trol over the forces of inanimate liability, a destructive force. It pro­ Editor, FOGHORN: attention to a misspelled word in the Have you ever seen the much-dis­ nature has been increasing with in­ duces spiritually maimed humans, My son sent me the latest edition last issue of the FOGHORN. We cussed "bull in the china shop?" Nei­ credible speed; but man has acquired mental hunchbacks, twisted souls, of your paper, and I don't mind at don't like to see mistakes like this, ther had I until yesterday, when a little if any control over the forces "orangutans with the minds of engi­ all being listed as "Lt." Frank A. but we find it practically impossible group of Dons went down to one of of his own nature ... if man can­ neers." Flynn, if by the same token you can to eliminate them entirely, so we'll the department stores for inventory not increase his control over envy, October is the month of the turn the clock back thirty years. . . . try to comfort ourselves by printing work. hatred, malice and cruelty that well Rosary. Daily recitation of it is a Sincerely and cordially yours, some of the typographical errors Until then I had stayed completely up within his own nature, he will use cheap price to pay for manhood as designed by its Maker—the one and Frank A. Flynn. made in the Bay Area and elsewhere clear of a store's china department increasing control over the forces of only true design — the original. All (Editor's note: Our apologies to by some of the leading papers. or antique shop, for I know full well inanimate nature to destroy the ma­ Col. Flynn for the error in rank others are spurious. that my six foot plus lanky frame is jor portion of the human race and involving his name in our Sept. 22 After Dr. Alexis Carrel, a skeptic S. F. Paper: not in subtle harmony with the finer all the fairest creations of civiliza­ Honor Roll. Sorry, too, that there at the time, witnessed his first mira­ Dead Officer on S. F. Force for and more delicate things of life. tion." is no fountain of youth bubbling 18 Years. cle at Lourdes (he saw several others They must have seen me only in later years) — the almost instan­ in our editorial offices.) "We are, we say, Christians, but when slouched and doubled up in a taneous cure of a frightful tubercular Oakland Tribune: too often the word is given for the chair, or perhaps they took a glance case which he had carefully diag­ "Many people who wouldn't dream Two Convicts Evade Noose; deed. We cannot endure in this way at my 36-inch arm length and said, nosed himself—he prayed thus: of talking with their mouths full Jury Hung. of life; we cannot prosper. Chris­ "Ah-ha, just the man for the very "Gentle Virgin, who bringeth help don't hesitate to say plenty with their Night School to Hear Pest Talk. tianity is not a theory to be believed. top shelves which no one can reach to the unfortunate who humbly im­ heads empty." It is a living force which must be even with a ladder." plore thee, keep me with thee. I Burlingame: active, else it will die; and if it dies, At any rate, they shoved the gan­ everything which it has touched will believe in thee." There have only been three men Santa Rosa Man Denies He gling ape into the chinaware depart­ perish with it."—Edmund W. Star­ This is a good prayer for October who can be called World conquerors. Committed Suicide in South S. F. ment where bewilderment reigned ling, thirty years a White House along with the Rosary. There is They were Alexander the Great, over my head—Desert Rose, Apple secret service agent, assigned per­ power in the Rosary. Pray it with Ghengis Khan the Mongol, and Raleigh News and Observer: Bough, Town House, Godey Print, sonal guard of four U. S. Presidents. faith every day, and see what hap­ Tamerlane the Tartar. Officer Convicted of Accepting Bride Rose, Autumn Nocturne and pens. Bride. Fallen Leaf. By LOUIS FELDER " 'Strictly speaking,' states the "There I humbly offered myself Ghengis Khan was the world's The United States Army now offi­ My first thought was of a horse Professor (irritated) — "If there Doctor, Tt is a disease—which I have to God, as I then understood Him, FOR SALE greatest conquerer. He also was a cially recognizes that the underworld race. Could be that this was a new are any morons in the room, please scientifically termed, merely for fa­ to do with me as He would. I placed firm believer in a Supreme Being, as has an argot all its own. In a booklet bookie system—that name, "Fallen stand up." cility of discussion, as "Nose Trou­ myself under His care and direction. shown in his Yassa or Code of Laws. 1938 4-D00R NASH for Army criminal investigators, they Leaf," was only too familiar to me. A long pause, and a lone fresh­ ble." ' The Doctor quickly sums up I admitted for the first time that I the symptoms of this disease. Tt is was nothing; that without Him I The first law reads as follows: $100 J U 5-6279 After 6 have compiled a glossary of some 650 I dropped six bucks on a combina­ man rose. hoodlum terms and expressions. tion ticket on a nag by that name at Professor — "What, do you con­ characterized by an overly eager was lost. I ruthlessly faced my sins "There is but one God and He the State Fair earlier this month. sider yourself a moron?" and a bruin-like rooting into other and became willing to have my new­ should be worshiped and obeyed." Ever since then I never bet on a Freshman — "Well, not exactly, person's activities and personal con­ long shotll sir, but I just hate to see you stand­ cerns.' ing up there all by yourself." Now, my horse sense got the bet­ "The afflicted person frequently La Grande & White's Laundry —ROGERS BULLETIN. ter of me and I realized that these deals frantically in gossip and often names must mean something other finds himself in a position where and Dry Cleaning Professor — "You, there, in the great facility of mind must be em­ TONIGHT! than the ponies in the fourth race at back, of the room! What was the ployed to extract himself, and, to re­ 250 Twelfth Street, near Howard San Francisco 3 Bay Meadows. Could be they were date of the signing of the Magna main, as it were, smelling like a rose. the titles of new songs some S. F. Carta?" "When asked if there is any pos­ composer was trying to peddle. Last Chance . . . Shirts laundered for comfort and "I dunno." sible cure from this seemingly baf­ long life. About this time the head man "You don't, eh? Well, who was fling affliction, Dr. Einglassbeer came over and tapped me as near to Bonny Prince Charley?" smiled wanly, took a belated bite to see the hysterical comedy . . . Telephone MArket I -0916 — ENterprise 1-0228 my shoulder as he could reach and "I dunno." from his plug of Brown Mule, and said, "Sonny, these are different dish "Then what was the treaty of ruminated: patterns and we want you to distin­ Ulm?" " 'The cure comes,' he stated, 'not guish between them. You know, "I dunno." from the person himself but rather luncheon plates, dinner plates, tea "You don't! I assigned this stuff from persons affected by the victim's and coffee cups, etc." last Friday. What were you doing intense activities. Usually it comes in Having had all these differences last night?" the form of a tightly-clenched fist ap­ Arsenic and explained to me, I tackled the job of "I was out drinking beer with plied in a rapid reciprocating motion FORD LOVERS counting these strange objects, and some friends." to the victim's nose, which of course at the same time trying very hard "You were! What audacity to is the seat of the disease.' " not to smash too many of them. My stand there and tell me a thing like ATTENTION father and I have never paid too that! How do you ever expect to LEMON PICKER Old Lace much attention to whether we were pass this course?" Will someone kindly tell me, drinking our over-cooked coffee in "I don't. I just came in to fix the Will someone let me know; DON CODER — call JUniper 4-2910 — can ar­ the morning from a tea or coffee cup radiator." How I picked a lemon in the gar­ . . . opening show of the range an attractive deal on a new 1950 Ford, or had our sliced peaches from a —LOVELL CHARGER. den of love, fruit or vegetable dish. Conse­ Where I thought only peaches 1950-51 Season of the Biology professor: "What are the with or without accessories, for those contem­ quently, I'm afraid the store will grow? names of the bones in your hand?" have an overabundance of coffee cups SOUND VIEWS plating joining those "Going by in a new Student: "Dice." and be far below its quota of tea­ P. I. C. DAILY. COLLEGE PLAYERS Ford" rather than "Watching the Fords go cups or vice versa. SIGN OF THE TIMES ... An by!" This Ford would come from the salesfloor EXPOSE example of how the rising costs of Perhaps today they'll have me Hot off the press of the "Seattle living affect even such educational in­ of the well-known Berl Berry Motor Company, counting glassware. I'd have no dif­ Spectator" is the following article stitutions as Fordham may be seen reliable Ford dealer, direct to your home upon ficulty distinguishing a martini glass about one of the world's most fa­ in the following letter received by from a brandy glass or a shot glass mous scientific geniuses: that institution in 190S. from a highball glass—what bach­ completion of sale. See Don Coder on campus "There has been much excitement "I will be tutor in the rudiments for or Dick Lomax at Berl Berry's—Van Ness and elor would have trouble there? On and furor within medical and psy­ the salary of $30 a month plus room, LITTLE THEATRE second thought, maybe I'm better chological circles the past few days. board and washing. Please advise me Fulton at Cole Clay, GRaystone 4-4373. Show your student off counting dinnerware—that stuff Rumor has hinted to the outside of your decision." body card to either man for preferential is at least a little more sturdy than world that at last the renowned Ger­ Sincerely yours, X. GENERAL ADMISSION $1.00 STUDENTS 50c most glassware and they probably man psychiatrist, Dr. Wolfgang Fordham's Ed. note: If this sort of treatment. thought that they were putting me in Einglassbeer, has released his much- thing keeps up, they will begin rais­ Curtain at 8:30 the section where I'd create the least anticipated treatise entitled: 'Man— ing the tuition to fifty or sixty dollars chaos. Determined by His Curiosity.' a year. OCTOBER 13, 1950 SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN Matson vs. Johnson, Contest Or Farce? "CLOSE RUNAWAY Gaels Can Dons Have Play Good Too Many Football By WALT JOHNSON, Sports Editor Weapons Like freshman football coaches the nation over, USF's Brad Lynn has no worries about who's returning next year, and who Moraga Pride isn't. He just loses the whole squad season after season. The Anything J. H. precision passer, deadly runner, and crunching blocker of one year become the sophomores to watch the next season on the Could Catch rough, tough varsity team. Does, Matson How does Lynn, one of three Notre Dame men on the coaching staff, Ollie Napping feel about the situation: "It's pretty tough rebuilding every year; there's no nucleus at all with which to work. We can't use the same tactics because Does Better personnel and personalities are entirely different. Frosh coaching differs By FRANK MALOON By AL SCHLARMANN from every other type of coaching in that lack of confidence and homesick­ Former Sports Editor, ness play extremely important roles in the success of the season." St. Mary's Collegian The St. Mary's Collegian is boom­ CONTINUED ing the coming Don-Gael tussle as a Freshman gridders are usually small and full of hustle. An entire aggre­ When the St. Mary's Gaels and gation has few outstanding football players, but is a good working group. FROM LAST Matson-Johnson duel. This writer the USF Dons meet this Sunday at WEEK doesn't see it that way at all. If the A boy's chances of making the varsity in his sophomore season are com- (MORE Off LESfl Kezar Stadium they will be renew­ Gaels manage to get a gun loaded, paritively slim. Perhaps three might crack the starting line-up for the fol­ ;Pon"H5il£ lowing autumn. Strong yearlings do not necessarily preclude strong varsi­ ing a rivalry that has extended from and insist on dueling, we'll put our ties. Lynn emphasizes: "There is no substitute for experience." 1919 through 1949. The kickoff is four scooties on Matson to win, and The outstanding flaw in a freshman's football make-up usually lies with scheduled for 2:30 p.m., and ap­ then take a vote to see if we'll peril our last four bits on Johnson to show. tackling. This is mainly because of the lack of emphasis in high school on proximately 25,000 fans will be on sustaining the initial charge. Last year it was Dave Marcelli hand. Do backs who operated in the single wing during prep days have trouble UNDER LIGHTS whom ex - Mentor Joe Verducci making the transition to the T formation? "Not particularly, unless they USF will be the favorite for the touted as better than Matson. Time were blockers," answers the Donlet tutor. "If a high school tailback is a coming encounter and figure to win proved otherwise. Now they've come good thrower, he may be shifted to T quarterback in college. If he was a as they please. The Gaels have not up with John Henry Johnson. Who'll it be next year? good runner, he becomes a halfback." shown much this season except in In their first year, ends are the most highly skilled of all collegiate foot­ Soccermen Set to Defend Title In view of the USF game, St. the Georgia game, in which they tied ballers at their respective trades. A couple of flankmen excel on offense, and Mary's grid picture isn't too bright. a couple on defense. Tackles are good, but few in number. Guards are aver­ the vaunted Bulldogs, 7 to 7. But They have the fight and spirit, but age, and centers are fairly good. don't count those Gaels out of it; lorses to Ride Against Rams not the experience and depth. You Halfbacks have a little more to learn than fullbacks because the frosh they could be rough. Dons Have H might sum it up this way: "Heap big fullback is usually better developed than his ball-carrying comrade. In their Head Coach Joe Ruetz has devel­ smoke, but no fire." transitional year, halfbacks may gain as much as ten to fifteen pounds, while oped an interesting eleven, reminis­ Contest Wednesday Night Let's not forget that this is a tra­ fullbacks sometimes put on only four or five. Quarterbacks are tagged with cent of the Gael teams in the past, In Traditiona ditional, and that the Gaels are a stop an "average" label. and has accomplished this with a and go outfit. Without a doubt, Brad Lynn, single and 33 years of age, maintains stoutly: "Anyone who scarcity of material. But what his By WALT FALCONER Musacco in the fullback positions, <& they've shown the latter quality this wants to block and tackle, and does, can make a college team." His Don the USF defensive picture is much Moragans have lacked in depth and Next Wednesday night will find season. Routed by a good C.O.P. frosh had a 5-0 record in 1949, and several of his proteges should develop experience they have made up by brighter. The offensive picture has the potent USF Soccer Teanf march­ squad in the opener, the Moragans into good varsity material after a year or two of seasoning. On the Notre grit and determination. Also Joe has always been bright with Baptista, THE ing against the mighty Rams of the bounded back to tie a great Georgia Dame varsity from 1936 to '39, Brad graduated with a B. A. in history. his boys in excellent condition and Leon, Matute, Ortiz, and Ozigbu City College of San Francisco. Once eleven. After serving on the coaching staff at Arizona State in 1940, Lynn entered on a given day St. Mary's can spell furnishing the necessary brilliance. more under the beaming floodlights Last weekend they were swamped the Navy, and served six years as a Lieutenant (jg). During 1946-47 he trouble for any collegiate eleven. of Cox Stadium, the scrappy Hill­ STARTING LINEUPS: by a better than average Loyola turned in one of the finest prep coaching records in the state at Santa Cruz Leading the Gael attack will be BENSON team, so if their cycle runs true, it'll toppers will pit their sinews against Outside Left Joe Matute High School—15 wins and only two setbacks. During this same period, his the fabulous John Henry Johnson. be their turn again come Sunday. Santa Cruz Seahawks town team dropped only two games. the brawn of another worthy and Inside Left Ike Ozigbu From his first three showings, John able opponent. Don't count on it though as a sure Commenting on this year's USF Frosh, he says, "With regard to the Henry is being touted as a potential Center Forward....Dick Baptista thing. When you Dons go to see your Inside Right Jose Leon homesickness problem, the squad measures up as well or better than any All-American this year. Ollie Mat- The Dons put both feet on the previous group. They won't reach full potential until the last two games. Soccer Team in action, be ready for Outside Right Manny Ortiz BURNER son had better be on his guard or ground last Sunday in burying Ne­ Left Half Bob Korbus Possibly three men may play first string on next season's varsity. The club's else Johnson may steal his thunder. a riotous evening. The thundering By DICK BENSON vada, 66-6. The USF'ers put into execution of plays is pretty good for frosh." Both fullbacks are explosive runners Ram Herd from the City College Center Half Fumi Osibogun practice the old adage that the only and sterling defensive players, thus hilltop and the rampaging Dons Right Half Jim Diaz Aside from the fact that my good pass defense is to keep the NEVADA GAME COMMENTS setting the stage for a terrific duel from the USF hilltop should exhibit Left Fullback Maury Beatty football selection percentage passer flat on his back. The Green Backfield Coach Jim Ryan: "The over-all performance of the backfield was this Sunday. the epitome of pandemonium, when Right Fullback Bob Lomorri has dropped another 10 per and Gold forward wall was charging Goal Keeper....Angelo Carmassi good. We were pleased with the passing of Brown and Sweeters; they Johnson will be flanked by Dave they collide head on in Park Merced and on one occasion dumped Quar­ valley. cent, I'd say it was a pretty fair played the game we thought they were capable of, in contrast to the week Marcelli and Frank Cassara. Both weekend of football. If it's true terback Garrett before he had time before. Carley, Sakowski, and Scudero ran well. The game allowed us to are hard-running halfbacks. Cassara to fade. SECOND SETTO that you can judge a team by how evaluate the performance of a good number of backs; many things that has not yet reached the heights he Little Joe Scudero deserves a plug The game with City College is hard they bounce back, then we're occur under fire contrast the scrimmages held on our own field. Brown's gained last year, but is due for a good scheduled for Wednesday night, Oc­ Spartans Out for his running exhibition against in for a good season. punting was back to normal. Every back who was able to play played. We afternoon, and it could be against the tober 18, at Cox Stadium on San the Wolf Pack. The Scooter packed used stars merely to strengthen weak points; there's no sense in playing a Dons. Last year Cassara performed Francisco State's enchanting new For years and years Bay Area the hide only twice from scrimmage, valuable back like Matson with nothing to gain except another six points. brilliantly against the Hilltoppers campus in Park Merced. The game sports fans have followed the weekly but both trys were off right tackle and scored one of the Gael touch­ Bill Henneberry did admirably well in his first crack at line-backing." will commence at 6:15 p.m. sharp. For Frosh choice of the various San Francisco for 18-yard touchdown jaunts. But downs on an explosive run of 85 Line Coach Bud Kerr: "In a game of that nature, it's always hard to single Here the Dons hope to turn the papers for the gridder of the week. the play that left us all amazed was yards. out individuals in the line. The linemen were making holes, and the de­ Rams into Scapegoats, and to blast Donlets Scuttle This fortunate gentleman usually that spectacular punt return in the fensive play must have been good, or the score wouldn't have been as it was. Marcelli will do most of the punt­ them home on the short end of a large receives such things as the Wiley third quarter. We still can't figure Though Nevada had good individual players', they didn't get together as a ing for St. Mary's and has been score, providing the opponents are traveling bag, the Hatlo sombrero, out if that was a fake handoff or if Little Joe didn't realize that Matson unit on that particular afternoon; that's why we looked as well as we did. booting them a mile so far this sea­ cooperative. However, rumor has it or a shirt from Benson's Men's Shop Pirate Treasure was around until he had climbed all The players have to realize that scores mean nothing between USF and St. son. Dave has lost 15 pounds since that CCSF is planning a party of its (no relation). More often than not over him. If we ever find out we'll Mary's; they have to perform just as well, or better, to come out on top this last fall. He is down to a streamlined own. these awards go to those men who let you know. week. As regards the high score, subs are still going to hustle, one can't ask 170 pounds and seems to have gained Soccer is the one sport in which By Score of 39-6 are, in the eyes of the press and their them not to play very hard when they're trying to make the team. All of the considerable speed. "Dauntless Dave" USF is able to meet its friends from . By PAUL ABBOTT respective coaches, the Stars. Now It did our hearts good to see Ed linemen saw action. Some easy ones added to those we had to work for it's not that I've got anything against Brown back in his old punting form. was slashing for large chunks of CCSF on an equal basis. The games Featuring a horde of highly pub­ makes the score look pretty one-sided." yardage last Sunday against the in the past have been filled with these very fortunate individuals; as All-around Ed had quite a day, aver­ licized prep stars, the San Jose State Loyola Lions and was the best back many thrills and friendly rivalry. This a matter of fact a star is a pretty aging 42.3 yards on punts, and com­ on the field for the Gaels. year will prove no exception. City Yearlings will open their 1950 sched­ good thing to have on any ball club. pleted six out of 13 passes for 98 yards. Staff Pickings Harry Atkinson and Dick Jarvis College has a good team (not the ule by meeting a group of highly un- However, these fellows, by virtue of their own natural ability, are already USF Cal. Loyola Illinois Texas will mastermind the Gaels. Atkinson, best in the west, but, nevertheless, a publicized University of San Fran­ Looking forward to Sunday's St. Mary's use San Jose UCLA Oklahoma the steadier of the two, will get the good team). earmarked for the praise and awards game, we are willing to go out on a Schlarmann (.933) U/54- 0 C/21-14 S/35-20 1/28- 6 T/14-13 cisco Don Freshmen tomorrow on starting nod. Halfbacks Sam Bom- The Dons will have to be on their of the sports world. (Continued on Page 4) Johnson (.867) U/34- 0 C/28- 7 L/21-20 1/14- 0 T/20-14 biani and Tom Dugger will spell toes at all times to withhold the scor­ the St. Ignatius Field commencing at The fellow I'm thinking about is Maloon (.867) -.... U/14-13 U/20-14 L/28- 7 1/20- 7 0/27-13 Cassara and Marcelli. Tom Byron ing thrusts of the frenzied foe. But 2:00 p.m. the work-horse. The guy who came Abbott (.867) - U/28-14 C/20-14 L/28-19 1/21-20 0/14- 7 will be ready to substitute for either with stalwart Don warriors like Bob up, or is coming up, the hard way. Schrank (.867) U/54- 0 C/10- 7 L/14-13 1/21-14 0/14- 6 Included on the Spartan eleven are Intramurals Atkinson or Jarvis. And Bill Bare Lomorri, Maury Beatty, Jim Kilday, Maybe he would be the third string Stoliar (.867) U/47-20 C/27-13 L/27-20 1/21-14 T/23-21 five members of the "dream" Turlock will be the replacement for Johnson. Ralph Pardell, Joe Couto, and Al team which was the scourge of the sophomore who made the key block This week 135 red-blooded muscu­ Falconer (.800) U/34-13 U/26-13 L/21-13 1/14- 6 T/26- 7 that sprang a back to a T.D. Or it lar men start on the road to athletic Benson (.800) U/44-13 C/20- 6 S/27-14 1/14-13 O/20-13 Sacramento-San Joaquin Valley con­ ference during the 1948-49 campaigns. could be the unheralded lineman, glory. Intramural football com­ Consensus (.867) U/39- 9 C/19-13 L/22-19 1/19-10 0/16-15 who stays out there 11 straight menced Wednesday at USF with NAVY SUNK weekends, only in on defense, just two unknown quantities in the DURANGO JOE While the Dons looked impressive the guy who stops the touchdowns. Browns and Mustangs starting the in their opening game last week as It could be an end who, out of sheer hostilities. they trounced the Treasure Island will-power, grabs an impossible pass, Yesterday a dark horse, Bio Chem Benson's Mens Shop Pirates 39-6 before 2,500 enthusiastic or the man who is packed off the Club featuring the budding athletic sailors, whether they can muster the field. giants of the science department met power necessary to take the Spartans an always well-coached I.R.C. ag­ Presents the Shirt of The point is this: Once a week one is an ominous question. of our unsung gridiron heroes will gregation. In spite of this impressive array of be chosen by an objective and im­ TOP TEAM former prep stars, the yearling coach­ the Week partial jury. He will not be a star, And today the highly touted Glee ing staff has hopes of Donlet victory. but the fellow that was outstanding Club meets a young group of S. I. To In the Treasure Island game, the but unnoticed. His name will appear products, the Pussy Cats, at 12:20 fine aggressive play of the Don for­ in this column every Friday as well p.m. on the football field. ward wall pleased the coaching staff as the reason for his choice. He will Next week finds the whole league USF's Player of the Week no end. Receiving special recognition then become the unsung hero of the squaring off with the schedule prom­ from coach Lynn was the work of week, and as a reward will receive ising five action-packed, hard-fought guard John DeBernardi, who pushed one milkshake and a cheeseburger at contests for which rules and days his 220 pound opponent about the the famous G&G room, and he will played may be found on the intra­ field with remarkable ease. Said be served by the moustache himself. mural bulletin board located outside RALPH THOMAS Lynn, "John's work is what we would (Continued on Page 4) the Green & Gold Room. like from the team as a whole." On one occasion DeBernardi personally accounted for a twelve yard loss by STARTING LINE-UPS the sailors. No. DONS Pos. GAELS No. Starting lineups: 81 Fran McLaughlin (190) LER (183) Merrill Jacobs 84 U. S. F. Pos. S. J. Gino Marchetti (225) LTR (199) Len Mayrhofer 73 Benson s for.... Monti (195) LE Fox (190) Greg Hillig (185) LGR (195) Dick Summers 64 Moriarty (205)....LT..Boillard (215) Art Alois (201) C (175) Pat Doherty 51 The Smartest Clothes in Town Dwyer (190) LG-Sckock (190) Dick Stanfel (220) RGL (202) Don Loa 74 Bruna(205) C Mancive (190) Mike Mergen (248) RTL (190) Joe Waltner 26 MARKET AND SEVENTH Schaffer (188) RG Lera (195) Ralph Thomas (198) REL (185) Gerry Kundert 82 Malonis (200) RT....Jerner (210) Ed Brown (212) Q (175) Harry Atkinson 23 Montero (180) RE Lew (172) Joe Scudero (170) LHR (188) Frank Cassara 39 See Campus Representatives: GIVE IT TO JOE—Classy Joe Scudero packed the hide only Calvello (165) Q Duncan (170) Vince Sakowski (170) RHL (170) Dave Marcelli 44 twice in the USF-Nevada game, but racked up two touchdowns. Springer (175) LH..Ambler (168) Ollie Matson (203) F (191) John Henry Johnson.... 35 FRANK SOBEK AND MILAN METIKOSH Dando (170) RH.Casady (176) Line average: 209 Line average: 191 St. Mary's may be amazed at his talents come Sunday if they Madden (185) F Kennedy (220) Backfield average: 188 Backfield average: 181 concentrate too much on Ollie Matson. (Continued on Page 4) Team average: 202 Team average: 186 SAN FRANCISCO FOGHORN OCTOBER 13, 19. More From Court of Errors Philhistorians, USF Football, ' ;. Continued Continued Our Los Angeles correspondent doubtful now. How can we expect power to be used in its own self- limb with this prediction. Watching DATA* This Desk informs us that the State Bar, at to answer the questions when two interests. last year's USF Frosh-St. Mary's (Continued from Page 1) its recent conclave there, took a faculty authorities dispute as to the The Negative maintained that the game we noticed that Bob St. Clair delegates in their campaign of ob­ very dim view of the proposal to issue in one of the recent questions. U.N. has kept order among nations. kept cramping Johnson's style every struction. admit those to practice by a motion The exam really must have been (to The United Nations' action against time he tried to sweep that end. We Demands are being made for a of the bar who, having completed quote the Bar Examiners) "very the North Korean Red invaders was have a sneaking suspicion that John solution. The one most commonly the major part of their law school analytical." Although the exam is cited as an example of a signal suc­ Henry is just what "the Tank" advanced is: "Kick Russia out of training, are called into the service. over, the papers are not corrected cess of the U.N. in world affairs. ordered, and that Bob isn't going to • TANK the UN." Such was the procedure adopted in yet, and we can still say a little "An important point in favor of the let us down come game time. Many public leaders have sup­ the last war, and it was a lifesaver prayer occasionally that the boys present U.N. is that it serves as a ported this policy, while wildly wav­ to those who were faced with the from USF are very successful this means of maintaining relations be­ As a team the Dons rolled up 329 By SCHRANK ing the banner of "Get tough with prospect of taking the Bar Exam time. tween the Western Nations and yards on the ground and 120 in the the Reds." after absences from the books for Anybody know of a lot somewhere Russia," argued the Negative side. air, for a total of 449 yards and 16 periods up to five years. Bernard Baruch, prominent elder that we can use? It seems quite a Last Saturday, Oct. 7, a round- first downs. The Nevadans amassed Sometimes it is a bit difficult to figure things. To wit: two statesman, has emphasized the value Perhaps the Bar Association does few of the fellows bought new cars table discussion on the "Welfare only 32 yards rushing, but outpassed weeks ago we were tromped by the biggest score in USF his­ of Russia's membership in the UN. not consider this present conflict as this summer, but couldn't get rid of State" was held at the University of the Hilltoppers with 209 yards. grave as the last, but, ask anyone their old ones. Carson Taylor has a tory. A week ago we won by the biggest score in USF history. "With Russia in the UN, whatever California. Bay Area colleges and they do or say, the whole world will called up, all wars are tough; you fine car simply begging for a proud universities sent representatives. The That in itself is difficult enough, but it had to be coupled with know the truth or falsity of their po­ can get killed in a small war as well owner. Seems like there is a slight University of San Francisco was Benson Burner, a sad-appled press that said nothing but praise for Stanford for sition and claims." as in a large one. Perhaps if total lien on Carson's however; the car represented by Ted Moore and Perry their sterling victory against us and nothing but slurring cracks John Foster Dulles also believes mobilization does come to the na­ was towed away and perhaps the Hack. tion, the Bar Association will change garage man will get to keep it. The Continued against us for running up 66 points against Nevada. Maybe the in the value of Russia's participation: "Let us not destroy an organization, its stand and give a break to the fel­ Blue Book says $50; the lien says This last Tuesday, I am glad to squad should have gone for a stroll in the park about the middle which, just because it includes po­ lows whose arms-bearing makes it $90, and keeps growing. Frosh Football, announce, there was a very impor­ of the third quarter. tential enemies, can be the bridge for possible for lawyers to continue free This is supposed to be the column tant meeting held on campus. It was peace. . . . We do not want to retreat in the practice of law, administered for the law school; it is not supposed Continued a reorganizational meeting of the in free courts in a free.country. "... SMASH 'EM, BUST 'EM, THAT'S OUR CUSTOM..." from reality into a toy world of to be official, but to contain news and The starting Don backfield oi Block S.F. During the summer a make-believe where we play with Most of us figure that we have an views of interest to all the students in number of lettermen put in a lot of Sunday the annual gridiron hassle of St. Mary's-USF trans­ Calvello, Q; Springer, LH; Madden, paper dolls that do our bidding. . . . outside chance at success in thc Bar the law school. So let's have a little F; and Dando, RH earned the start­ time and effort constructing a con­ pires in Kezar Stadium. A somewhat frugal attempt has been . . . The American people should be Exam, based on the premise, "Well, evidence of what's overheard and ing call by their performances in the stitution and a program for a new made to sell it as a John Henry Johnson-Ollie Matson duel. the last to be frightened by a world so and so did it, why can't we?" That done in school so that the report team's first victory against the Pi­ Block Club, and it looks as if they're Possibly it could be, but there is just one thing that might pre­ organization that mirrors the differ­ has been my buoy in this depthless may be complete. rates. Dando scored two TD's on on their way. In every university the ences that actually exist in thc sea they call thc Law, but I'm a little McMAHON. Block Club is a top honorary society, vent it. It seems that John Henry has gained some renown for passes thrown by John Hauser, and world." Tony Calvello heaved a fifteen-yard and I'm sure the students will sup­ a slightly touchy temper. Just a bit of advice to John Henry: Both of these men disagree with touchdown strike in the fourth quar­ port this group in whatever venture Why not put the same amount of effort towards controlling the present public opinion. Neither College Players, Block Club, ter. Madden carved out six points they undertake. Here's wishing them the best of luck, and keep the ball your temper as you do toward losing it, because we here on the can be confused with communists, when he scored on a three yard Continued Continued rolling. USF campus would like to see you stay the whole 60 minutes misguided liberals or persons un­ plunge following a pass completion acquainted with the situation. awaiting funeralizing. Along with school colors on campus. It was de­ to end Pat Woods. lest the Galloping Gaels be without their horse. By the way: Regarding that col­ Russia is engaged in plans for ag­ that comes the gruesome return of a cided that the wearing of mono­ umn written by that distinguished Ever wonder what's in a name? Over in Moraga the Gaels gressive action. One of the motives third nephew, played by Aldo Boz­ grams and insignias of other institu­ At the close of the day San Francisco journalist, I.W., have as their trainer Raymond O. (Chief) West. West is a 43- used by the Kremlin to sway the zini. Nephew number three is an in­ tions will not be tolerated around the Give me a book something or other. Is there anyone Russian people into support of their ternational killer, bringing with him school. This does not apply to such year-old Indian descendant of the Cheyenne tribe. The eldest A tongue for truth. who would volunteer a quarter a actions is suspicion of the ultimate a dubiously-characterized plastic sur­ insignias as Army patches or non- A heart that loves, week to buy this man a program, of five boys, he was born in Darlington, Oklahoma, and was aims of the Western allies. Any fur­ geon, played by Mike Lopez, who has institutional awards given by athletic And a friend with whom so he can find out who made the bestowed the Indian name of Running Wolf by his parents. His thering of that suspicion aids the pared at the nephew's face adroitly organizations. I can be silent. 90-yard T.D. run? enough to make him look like Boris mother, Flying Coyote, and his father, Light Foot, both de­ Kremlin. For the past few years, many ^—• •—•^~—fr Karloff of the film industry. monogram winners have felt that a ceased, were graduated from Carlisle. Throwing them out of the UN will make the world two camps arming Witty and zany, completely off its strong Block Club was needed at for the kill. No longer will there be rocker and cued to the last fraction USF. There have been such viola­ HOW THEY DO SWARM a common meeting-ground. The re­ of a second, it is liberally sprinkled tions as non-winners of the block The other day we were sitting in our beloved pit, more po­ sulting effect on Russian public opin­ with preparations of operating-room wearing it in public. Naturally such litely referred to as the Green & Gold Room, and we got carried ion of such a mood would be to tortures, resounding presidential incidents as this prompted the urge GREEN and GOLD ROOM away with an odd way of passing time. We were trying to count heighten the fears of the Russian statements and ear-shattering bugle to form the society. Also, it has populace. This does not even con­ blasts from Teddy Roosevelt, and been noticed that the athletes are the flies that buzzed about the counter. Finally we made some sider the reaction of peoples of the the macabre cartage of cadavers. often a group apart from the stu­ SANDWICHES, COFFEE, CAKE, PIE, comment about it to that sterling young fellow who slaves on world when a third world war be­ All this is held up by the splendid dents. These same monogram win­ the coffee urns. His comment was that they live under the re­ comes inevitable. And throwing Rus­ work of the supporting cast. They ners hope to bring about a closer MALTS, MILKSHAKES frigerator and you can't stop them. It occurred to us, and we sia out would be the trigger for this are: Clarence Sever as The Rev. Dr. union between the club and the stu­ reaction. Harper (Elaine's father); Ed Hurley dent body. think it will to you too, that they can be stopped. Fly spray is a We must face reality. A world or­ as Officer Brophy; Louise Felder as The meetings will be held on the comparatively inexpensive item. Or better yet, crawl under that ganization must include Russia by Officer Klein; Mal Morey as Officer first and third Tuesdays of every At Reasonable Prices refrigerator and disrupt their happy home. Elbow grease and very definition. To deny this would O'Hara; Jerry Dalton as Lt. Rooney; month, the next one taking place on water is even cheaper than fly spray. be handing the Russian military ma­ Ted Moore as Mr. Gibbs; Matt Gaff- October 17. All block winners, chine a propaganda machine par ex­ ney as Mr. Witherspoon, and Barry whether in a major or minor sport, cellence. Churton as Mr. Spinalzo. are urged to attend. TOP OPERATORS We already have given the Rus­ Even after the final curtain the fun ANNA & TONY Last Saturday night our own Minestrone Four started up sians too many weapons made in the continues—with a side-splitting stage Give me work to do. what could be a pretty big rung up the ladder of success. They United States. Let's not give them call which would be unfair to the Col­ Give me health. started working for Mr. Pinelli in Mr. Pinelli's Rendezvous over one more. lege Players to describe here. Give me joy in simple things. on Clement Street. We managed to catch their last show after the Nevada Rally dance, and they were nothing short of terrific. Theirs is good entertainment, as most Dons already know, but here's something else about 'em : where a lot of night club enter­ THE CHESTERFIELD STAR TEAM tainers rely on lewd and obscene material, these guys don't. They don't have to. Good entertainers never have to. JUNIOR CLASS WARD HEELER One of our staff members, as a matter of fact our Sports Editor, Walt Johnson, managed to get himself elected president of the Junior class, 56 to 36. It seems that Walt decided at the last minute to run. His campaign posters were small and few, but those few were placed in a few strategic eye-level spots. However, it was his verbal campaign that stopped everything. Walt promised this: Do away with the Junior prom; have in­ stead an obligatory Thomistic rally—and he would try to swing an extra Philosophy course for everybody and see what he could do about having everybody participate in a Patrology seminar each semester. "ALL DAY I'VE FACED THE BARREN WASTE ..." Has anyone ever noticed those white things at either end of the halls on each floor of the Liberal Arts Building? Well, if you have, you might be interested in this. We checked the blueprints of the building and discovered that those white things are drink­ ing fountains. This could be concluded easily enough without looking at the blueprints, because each one of these white things has a handle on it. Some of these handles go round and round. Some others go only part way. It is logical to think that if these white things are drinking fountains that they should give forth with drink. They don't. We fully realize that water is one of the lowest-talent liquids there is, but sometimes just a small mouth­ ful would be just what the doctor ordered. Although a few of us may have humps on our backs, we are not camels. Could some­ body please turn on the water? REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Sooner or later it was going to happen. Usually there are only four Thursdays in November, so there is little question as to where Thanksgiving Day should fall. This year it is a question with a remarkably moot answer. Way back when most of us were just slightly taller than a Ballentine jug, a guy named Roosevelt moved Thanksgiving day up a week. Since then it has always been an argument every year, but was always settled without much trouble by relying on tradition. This year arises the argument: Should the Day of Thanks fall on the last Thurs­ day or the fourth Thursday? Around here our handbook says that Thanksgiving falls on Nov. 30. That's good, because it comes in conjunction with the Loyola game week-end in Los Angeles. If it falls on Nov. 23, we suppose the handbook date will be changed to the new date. At any rate, whatever date it falls, the University will observe it on that date. Of course, they could satisfy everybody by observing both dates. DON'T MISS IT Tonight is the last night that you can see the College Players production of "Arsenic and Old Lace." Don't miss it. It will be well worth your while. Somewhere in this rag we have a review of the thing. Read that and it may give you a small idea of what to expect. IDEA OF THE WEEK Major Dave Anderson of the local ROTC cadre has this to offer: "Why not have the team wear white jerseys with two large brown patches on either side?" Copyright 1950, LIGGETT & MYULS TOBACCO CO,